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Subtitles by explosiveskull
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Okay, everyone, here we go.
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The movie's about to start.
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Centuries ago, our galaxy
was brought to its knees
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by an alien race
of unparalleled ruthlessness.
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No, not these guys,
these guys.
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See? Mean, right?
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The invaders possessed
an amulet of unlimited power
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known as,
"The Amulet of Unlimited Power."
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With it, the aliens conquered
and enslaved every race
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on every planet
they encountered,
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including our own.
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But what the aliens
didn't count on
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was the existence
of another creature
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who lived amongst the humans,
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"The Featherless Condor."
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Well, uh, mostly featherless.
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The Condor took the amulet
from the invaders,
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forcing them to flee into
the far reaches of space.
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And there was much rejoicing
and also cake.
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Fearing that the aliens might
one day return for the amulet,
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The Condor decided to hide it
deep within the earth.
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Braving untold dangers,
he reached a secret location
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where he knew the amulet
could never be found.
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And so,
the galaxy was liberated.
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As one generation
succeeded another,
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and another, and another,
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the descendants
of The Featherless Condor
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forgot about the aliens.
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But the aliens did not forget.
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They swore that one day
they would take back
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that which they had lost,
and then,
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they would wreak
their vengeance upon us all.
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And welcome back
to Pelotillehue Stadium
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for this exciting game
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brought to you by My Eyes,
My Eyes Tear Gas.
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It's the 2,606th match
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between Pelotillehue
and Buenas Peras.
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And this time, it's personal.
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And look at Condorito go,
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weaving past
the defenders like a rat
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in a bony chicken's kitchen.
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Kiss my feathers.
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Go, Condorito, go!
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Condorito!
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I got to do more cardio.
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Ignorancio, mark him up.
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Huh?
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Oh, right away, coach.
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Yeah.
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Yes, go Tio!
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Condorito with a perfect pass
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to Iron Throat and...
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it seems Egghead has once again
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been mistaken for the ball.
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But there's Condorito
with the steal.
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Oh, wait, what's this,
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Pepe Cortisona
has just stolen the ball
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from his own teammate.
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And look at this, yes,
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it's the patented
Pepe pec juggle.
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And could it be?
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Yeah, he's incorporated
some ass into it.
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Oh, what a game we have here
today, ladies and gentlemen,
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and now it appears
that Pepe is making googly eyes
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at a member of the audience.
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My knee, my knee, oh, my knee!
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My knee!
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He's a murderer.
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I can't feel my beak.
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Huh?
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Use your eyes, fool.
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Can't you see that bird brain
is just faking?
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Farewell, I'm going
into the light.
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And it looks like
the referee has ejected
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Pepe for diving.
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Papa, is that you?
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But of course
the real drama here
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right now is Condorito.
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I'm okay.
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I'm okay.
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Never have I seen
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such a miraculous recovery.
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Hallelujah,
what a moment to be alive,
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and with just seconds
left on the clock,
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Pelotillehue has the ball.
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Hmm?
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Goal...
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Condorito!
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And the referee whistles,
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it's over,
1-0 for Pelotillehue!
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Victory, victory, victory!
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Free drinks for everyone
at El Tupos.
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Huh?
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Well, at least they got their
priorities straight.
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Tio, that was your best
death scene ever.
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Thank you, Chickie.
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Condorito!
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Oh, wait, kids.
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I just don't understand what
it is you see in that fool?
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Did someone say the orphanage
needs a new ball?
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Mm-hmm.
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My love, for you.
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I had one eye on the clock.
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Come on, kids,
it's getting late,
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time to get back
on the bus.
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It looked like
the Buenas players
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were all going after you.
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Well, I guess that's
the price you pay
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for being this attractivo.
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And to who do you dedicate
this victory?
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I dedicate this victory
to world peace.
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- Oh.
- Aww.
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Uh, rainforests.
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Aww.
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And, of course,
to all the puppies of the world.
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No more questions.
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Do you always have to flirt
with those...
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...those bimbos
after every single game?
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Huh? No, I do that
for the ratings.
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Oh, please, my darling,
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you know my heart beats
only for you.
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Yayita, Yayita.
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You see?
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And look,
I have a surprise. Ta-da!
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I got us tickets
to the boxing match tonight.
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Bruiser versus
Midget Avenger,
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it's gonna be the fight
of the century.
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Are you kidding?
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Did you forget it's
my mom's birthday tonight?
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Hmm.
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I didn't forget,
uh, I repressed.
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Huh?
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Tremebunda, my dear.
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Please accept this present
for this felicitous occasion.
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Oh, a gift card for the spa?
Thank you.
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To preserve your untouched
beauty's perfection.
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Her beauty is untouched
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because nobody would touch her.
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Huh?
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Oh, Pepe,
how considerate of you.
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Oh, I keep praying
for my daughter
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to come to her senses
and find someone like you.
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Perhaps she already has.
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May I give you a ride home?
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Oh, my car!
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But Yayita, we were going to go
celebrate at El Tulfo.
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You just better
not be late tonight.
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What do you mean late?
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Is there something
going on tonight?
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A toast for the winners.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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And one for losers.
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- Cheers.
- Cheers.
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And for the winners, yeah.
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Cheers.
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Uh, Condorito,
are you okay?
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Huh, why do you ask?
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Oh, it's Pepe,
that bucktooth lead sack
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is trying to steal my Yayita
from me with his money.
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If it's with money,
then it's not stealing.
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The rich think they can
just do whatever they want.
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Well, no more,
I tell you, no more.
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What are you going to do?
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I'm going to get
Pepe out of my way
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once and for all.
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After this, Pepe Cortisona
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will no longer be a problem.
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Get rid of Pepe?
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Just what are you
planning to do?
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- Huh?
- Oh.
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Do you have it?
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Condorito, are you sure
you wanna go through with this?
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There's no other way.
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To save Yayita from Pepe,
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I must commit the most heinous
sin a man can do.
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Propose marriage.
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But he was so young.
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My friend, you always said
you'd give up your life
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before you gave up
your bachelorhood.
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Yayita is my life.
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Without her, I have nothing.
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Well, if that's
how you feel,
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then we have to stand
beside you.
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This calls for a drink.
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To Condorito.
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To Condorito.
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Are you loco?!
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I've got to go!
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Right behind you!
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How dare you even think
of marrying
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my precious Yayita?
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But she and I are meant
to be together.
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She is meant for a prince,
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not some unemployed, ugly,
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ignorant, penniless, smelly,
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dimwitted,
bird brain like you!
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Get this through your thick
excuse for a skull!
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As long as I walk this earth,
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you will never,
never marry my daughter!
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Not now, Washington.
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Tio, I hooked us up
to the power line,
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hacked into
the neighbor's Wi-Fi,
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and put the cockroaches
in the bed
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to eat all the bed bugs.
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That's good.
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Did you have another fight
with Yayita?
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It's not Yayita.
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It's her mother.
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That hairy ogre won't stop
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until she breaks us up.
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Is there anything for dinner?
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Not just anything.
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I made your favorite,
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pizza with French fries
and ketchup.
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Ah, Chickie, you're the best.
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It's nothing.
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Huh?
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That's a weird number.
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Hmm, probably
some spam thing.
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Ha, nice costume.
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Featherless Condor,
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we have searched for you
for many space years.
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And now, I wish to make you
an offer.
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Let me guess,
you have a wireless plan
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that is out of this world?
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Huh? I'm not a sale rep
for a cell phone provider.
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Bring me the amulet
of unlimited power
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and I shall give you
anything that you desire.
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Shouldn't you say,
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"Amulet you bring me.
Anything you desire I give."
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That's a stereotype.
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We're still waiting.
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Amulet you bring me.
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Anything you desire I give.
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Anything I desire, huh?
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Take Tremebunda to your planet.
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Then we have ourselves a deal.
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I mean,
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ourselves a deal we have.
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, dear mother ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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I know I asked you to only use
one candle.
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Relax, woman.
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You'll think different once
I light this baby up.
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Dad, do something.
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It's okay, Mom.
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There now. All good.
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Time to open presents.
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Ooh, it's that new perfume
we saw at the mall, isn't it?
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Even better.
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Uh, an electric
razor for women?
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It's industrial-strength.
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Why, you can shave a bear
with this thing.
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Could this night get any worse?
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Did somebody order a son-in-law?
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Treme.
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Why, you don't look
a day over 65.
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Mwah.
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Well, I'm only 59.
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Ah, preparing for the future.
264
00:15:35,737 --> 00:15:36,934
Very clever.
265
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:39,502
I take it the boxing match
ended early?
266
00:15:39,504 --> 00:15:41,334
My love, please.
267
00:15:41,336 --> 00:15:42,437
Forgive me.
268
00:15:46,969 --> 00:15:48,335
And of course,
I've brought something
269
00:15:48,337 --> 00:15:50,269
for the queen of the day.
270
00:15:50,271 --> 00:15:52,700
Ta-dah.
271
00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:55,900
Uh... I kept the receipt.
272
00:15:55,902 --> 00:15:58,635
Do you all just see
some sort of hairy animal
273
00:15:58,637 --> 00:16:00,368
when you look at me?!
274
00:16:00,370 --> 00:16:01,967
Mom, please, calm down.
275
00:16:01,969 --> 00:16:04,002
Sometimes,
I wish someone would just come
276
00:16:04,004 --> 00:16:06,369
and take me away
from this living hell!
277
00:16:08,004 --> 00:16:10,401
Huh?
278
00:16:37,802 --> 00:16:40,603
Tremebunda. Tremebunda.
279
00:16:48,037 --> 00:16:49,634
No, Mom!
280
00:16:49,636 --> 00:16:51,002
No!
281
00:16:51,004 --> 00:16:52,368
Treme!
282
00:17:03,903 --> 00:17:06,035
Featherless Condor, as agreed,
283
00:17:06,037 --> 00:17:07,868
I have taken Tremebunda.
284
00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:09,967
Now and per our arrangement,
285
00:17:09,969 --> 00:17:12,368
you must bring
the amulet to me.
286
00:17:12,370 --> 00:17:14,335
Um, I didn't literally
mean take her.
287
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:15,767
Please let her go.
288
00:17:15,769 --> 00:17:17,635
It's all just
a misunderstanding.
289
00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,801
Hmm, I see.
290
00:17:19,803 --> 00:17:22,035
Well, in that case,
291
00:17:22,037 --> 00:17:23,601
you have just 24 hours
292
00:17:23,603 --> 00:17:25,035
to bring the amulet to me.
293
00:17:25,037 --> 00:17:28,935
Or you will never see
Tremebunda ever again.
294
00:17:33,569 --> 00:17:36,967
Ha, he peed his pants, right?
295
00:17:36,969 --> 00:17:39,635
Can someone confirm peepee?
296
00:17:39,637 --> 00:17:41,704
Huh? What do you mean
we're still on?
297
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:15,801
Yayita. Yayita.
298
00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:24,337
Excuse me...
299
00:18:25,969 --> 00:18:29,734
My love,
can we talk for a second?
300
00:18:29,736 --> 00:18:30,867
No.
301
00:18:30,869 --> 00:18:32,700
I'm done
with your excuses.
302
00:18:32,702 --> 00:18:35,002
It's over between us,
Condorito.
303
00:18:35,004 --> 00:18:37,335
Over? But why?
304
00:18:37,337 --> 00:18:38,701
Okay, I guess I know why.
305
00:18:38,703 --> 00:18:40,035
But you got to believe me.
306
00:18:40,037 --> 00:18:41,335
I thought he was trying
to sell me
307
00:18:41,337 --> 00:18:43,035
a new wireless plan.
308
00:18:43,037 --> 00:18:43,868
I never dreamed your mother
would actually
309
00:18:43,870 --> 00:18:45,667
be kidnapped by aliens.
310
00:18:45,669 --> 00:18:47,800
You've been dreaming
about it for years.
311
00:18:47,802 --> 00:18:49,271
Yeah.
312
00:18:50,769 --> 00:18:52,302
But I'm gonna get her back.
313
00:18:52,304 --> 00:18:53,369
I swear.
314
00:18:53,371 --> 00:18:55,269
Sure, you swear.
315
00:18:55,271 --> 00:18:57,600
My mother was right all along.
316
00:18:57,602 --> 00:18:59,035
If only I'd listened to her
317
00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:01,601
before you destroyed all
our lives.
318
00:19:01,603 --> 00:19:02,900
Goodbye, Condorito.
319
00:19:02,902 --> 00:19:04,868
Don't go. Yayita.
320
00:19:06,936 --> 00:19:08,304
Yayita.
321
00:19:12,836 --> 00:19:14,868
There's no need
to worry, buddy.
322
00:19:14,870 --> 00:19:17,001
I'm sure the authorities
will be able
323
00:19:17,003 --> 00:19:18,269
to take care of it.
324
00:19:18,271 --> 00:19:19,436
Uh-huh.
325
00:19:25,036 --> 00:19:27,001
It's a message from the alien.
326
00:19:27,003 --> 00:19:30,035
"The amulet is located
in Condortihuacan,
327
00:19:30,037 --> 00:19:32,801
in a place called The Catacomb
of Certain Luck."
328
00:19:32,803 --> 00:19:34,835
Really?
Well, that sounds easy.
329
00:19:34,837 --> 00:19:37,934
Hang on. No, oops.
330
00:19:37,936 --> 00:19:40,567
Actually, it's The Catacomb
of Certain Death.
331
00:19:43,902 --> 00:19:45,034
What do I do?
332
00:19:45,036 --> 00:19:46,533
Yayita will never forgive me
333
00:19:46,535 --> 00:19:48,268
if I don't save her mother.
334
00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:50,801
Please, we ask you
to show some respect
335
00:19:50,803 --> 00:19:53,269
for what's left of our family
336
00:19:53,271 --> 00:19:55,867
in this time of crisis.
337
00:19:55,869 --> 00:19:58,570
That conniving
buck-toothed lead sack.
338
00:20:02,503 --> 00:20:04,768
Chickie, pack up your things,
339
00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:05,971
we're going on an adventure.
340
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:09,671
Can I borrow some money?
341
00:20:15,869 --> 00:20:18,500
We still don't
have enough.
342
00:20:18,502 --> 00:20:20,302
- You could go gambling.
- Good idea.
343
00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:21,801
But I don't think we have
enough time to...
344
00:20:24,802 --> 00:20:26,537
Hmm.
345
00:20:36,037 --> 00:20:37,534
Whoa.
346
00:20:37,536 --> 00:20:40,237
It's an adventure.
347
00:20:55,802 --> 00:20:57,868
Here you go.
This young lady will help,
348
00:20:57,870 --> 00:20:59,501
if there's anything
you need.
349
00:20:59,503 --> 00:21:00,667
- Won't you, my dear?
- Ugh.
350
00:21:00,669 --> 00:21:03,269
In my time, parents
would never even think
351
00:21:03,271 --> 00:21:05,735
of letting kids travel
by themselves.
352
00:21:05,737 --> 00:21:07,634
Yeah, but that's because
back in your time,
353
00:21:07,636 --> 00:21:09,002
there was only one continent.
354
00:21:12,770 --> 00:21:14,700
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
355
00:21:14,702 --> 00:21:17,301
Are we there yet? Are we there
yet? Are we there yet?
356
00:21:17,303 --> 00:21:19,868
Oh, how about we find you
something to play with.
357
00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:23,367
Ah, what do we have here?
358
00:21:23,369 --> 00:21:26,333
Oh yeah, it's one of those
inflatable travel pillows.
359
00:21:26,335 --> 00:21:28,034
Now we'll just give it
a little twist here.
360
00:21:28,036 --> 00:21:29,002
And do this.
361
00:21:33,802 --> 00:21:34,603
Here you go.
362
00:21:43,435 --> 00:21:45,303
You have a pleasant flight.
363
00:21:46,870 --> 00:21:49,034
You're a good boy.
364
00:21:49,036 --> 00:21:52,334
It's such a shame that your
parents don't love you.
365
00:21:52,336 --> 00:21:53,800
You're skin and bones.
366
00:21:53,802 --> 00:21:55,534
Don't tell me
they don't feed you.
367
00:21:55,536 --> 00:21:56,935
Actually, I live
with my uncle,
368
00:21:56,937 --> 00:21:58,537
but I do all the cooking
in our place.
369
00:22:00,004 --> 00:22:01,734
Oh.
370
00:22:01,736 --> 00:22:03,901
Excuse me, sir.
371
00:22:03,903 --> 00:22:06,368
Would you please
put this up for me?
372
00:22:06,370 --> 00:22:08,434
But of course, madam.
373
00:22:08,436 --> 00:22:09,568
Huh? Skis?
374
00:22:09,570 --> 00:22:11,604
Who brings skis
to Condortihuacan?
375
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:18,768
Ladies and gentlemen,
this is your captain speaking.
376
00:22:18,770 --> 00:22:21,433
We've reached our cruising
altitude of 37,000 feet
377
00:22:21,435 --> 00:22:24,400
- and we expect...
- Did he do your laundry?
378
00:22:24,402 --> 00:22:25,834
Clean out your ears?
379
00:22:25,836 --> 00:22:27,667
Take you to the dentist?
380
00:22:27,669 --> 00:22:29,667
Is there anything
he does do for you?
381
00:22:29,669 --> 00:22:31,500
Oh, sure, tons of things.
382
00:22:31,502 --> 00:22:33,801
He showed me how to make
and football.
383
00:22:33,803 --> 00:22:35,568
He should take care of you.
384
00:22:35,570 --> 00:22:39,334
Being an adult
is a great responsibility.
385
00:22:39,336 --> 00:22:40,867
He's responsible.
386
00:22:40,869 --> 00:22:43,333
We hope you have
pleasant flight to Alaska.
387
00:22:43,335 --> 00:22:45,533
Huh?
388
00:22:45,535 --> 00:22:47,667
Because that's where
this plane is going.
389
00:22:49,536 --> 00:22:51,267
What do you mean
this flight
390
00:22:51,269 --> 00:22:52,801
isn't going
to Condortihuacan?
391
00:22:52,803 --> 00:22:55,333
I said it's not landing
in Condortihuacan.
392
00:22:55,335 --> 00:22:56,469
But we still are.
393
00:23:01,037 --> 00:23:02,668
Look there.
394
00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:04,301
That's Condortihuacan.
395
00:23:04,303 --> 00:23:06,600
But that's
thousands of feet below.
396
00:23:06,602 --> 00:23:07,968
Whoa!
397
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,534
Have faith, Chickie.
398
00:23:09,536 --> 00:23:11,368
This is all part
of a plan.
399
00:23:11,370 --> 00:23:12,104
Whoa!
400
00:23:14,535 --> 00:23:16,835
Okay, that wasn't part
of the plan.
401
00:23:30,370 --> 00:23:32,404
It's the only way to fly.
402
00:23:33,736 --> 00:23:34,835
What did I tell you?
403
00:23:34,837 --> 00:23:36,971
Absolutely nothing
to worry about.
404
00:23:39,603 --> 00:23:42,469
Something to worry about,
something to worry about.
405
00:23:47,037 --> 00:23:48,534
But I'm too young to die!
406
00:23:48,536 --> 00:23:50,467
Aw, don't be like that.
407
00:23:50,469 --> 00:23:51,534
A little twist.
408
00:23:51,536 --> 00:23:53,301
Here, have an elephant.
409
00:24:08,636 --> 00:24:13,268
Soon I will have that power.
410
00:24:13,270 --> 00:24:15,401
But first,
it's my lunch time.
411
00:24:21,269 --> 00:24:23,667
Prepare to be devoured,
412
00:24:23,669 --> 00:24:26,468
lasagna.
413
00:24:26,470 --> 00:24:29,001
Where,
where's my lunchbox?
414
00:24:29,003 --> 00:24:31,701
Computer,
where is my lunchbox?
415
00:24:31,703 --> 00:24:33,434
I don't know, Your Majesty.
416
00:24:33,436 --> 00:24:35,337
Did you check under your seat?
417
00:24:40,836 --> 00:24:42,002
It's not under my seat.
418
00:24:51,736 --> 00:24:52,900
Come on, guys.
419
00:24:52,902 --> 00:24:54,934
I know we talked about this.
420
00:24:54,936 --> 00:24:57,267
We'll never manage
to re-enslave the universe
421
00:24:57,269 --> 00:24:58,534
unless we...?
422
00:25:01,937 --> 00:25:03,768
Unless we acknowledge
and respect
423
00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,901
the chain of command.
424
00:25:05,903 --> 00:25:09,437
So, let's just try to be
respectful of that, okay?
425
00:25:11,469 --> 00:25:12,303
Huh?
426
00:25:14,970 --> 00:25:16,901
Emperor Molosco,
427
00:25:16,903 --> 00:25:18,834
the captive has been secured
in the abduction chamber.
428
00:25:18,836 --> 00:25:20,734
I'm coming.
429
00:25:36,636 --> 00:25:40,701
Where's my lunchbox?
Where's my lunchbox?
430
00:25:41,703 --> 00:25:43,401
Where's my lunchbox?
431
00:25:46,737 --> 00:25:48,270
Huh?
432
00:25:56,469 --> 00:25:58,501
Oh, my gods.
433
00:25:58,503 --> 00:26:00,503
She's incredible.
434
00:26:03,502 --> 00:26:06,967
This specimen's
gigantic.
435
00:26:06,969 --> 00:26:10,468
She's like a living,
breathing planet.
436
00:26:10,470 --> 00:26:12,668
I kind of just want
to orbit her.
437
00:26:12,670 --> 00:26:14,668
Keep your tentacles
away from me,
438
00:26:14,670 --> 00:26:15,900
you intergalactic pervert!
439
00:26:17,402 --> 00:26:19,403
I'm a lady,
not a specimen!
440
00:26:30,302 --> 00:26:32,800
Wow.
441
00:26:35,803 --> 00:26:38,369
- What do we do?
- Lower the force field.
442
00:26:43,737 --> 00:26:45,501
Hey, hey!
443
00:26:45,503 --> 00:26:48,835
I demand that you
let me out of here at once!
444
00:27:04,303 --> 00:27:05,767
We've lost the chicken.
445
00:27:05,769 --> 00:27:07,536
I repeat,
we've lost the chicken.
446
00:27:13,536 --> 00:27:16,837
- Ma'am, what do we do?
- We're going in there.
447
00:27:23,303 --> 00:27:25,734
You see?
Now that wasn't so bad.
448
00:27:25,736 --> 00:27:27,900
Oh, oh. Ugh.
449
00:27:27,902 --> 00:27:31,468
- Reflauta.
- Ow.
450
00:27:36,035 --> 00:27:38,268
You okay?
451
00:27:38,270 --> 00:27:39,967
Tio, how come
you didn't check
452
00:27:39,969 --> 00:27:41,634
where the plane was going?
453
00:27:41,636 --> 00:27:43,734
I guess I thought
you were on that.
454
00:27:43,736 --> 00:27:44,701
But forget it.
455
00:27:44,703 --> 00:27:46,268
Come on.
456
00:27:46,270 --> 00:27:47,600
We're running out of time.
457
00:27:49,935 --> 00:27:52,467
To additional adventure.
458
00:28:05,336 --> 00:28:06,967
Poor Condorito.
459
00:28:06,969 --> 00:28:09,900
Why couldn't they have just
taken my wife instead?
460
00:28:09,902 --> 00:28:11,368
All I can say is
461
00:28:11,370 --> 00:28:13,533
I hope he has
health insurance
462
00:28:13,535 --> 00:28:14,933
for The Catacombs
of Certain Death.
463
00:28:14,935 --> 00:28:17,700
Condorito
can take care of himself.
464
00:28:17,702 --> 00:28:20,301
It's him we have to worry about.
465
00:28:20,303 --> 00:28:22,801
That donkey is going
to seduce Yayita
466
00:28:22,803 --> 00:28:24,367
while Condorito is away.
467
00:28:24,369 --> 00:28:25,667
- It's Pepe's car.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.
468
00:28:25,669 --> 00:28:26,567
It's irresistible.
469
00:28:26,569 --> 00:28:27,800
Ladies.
470
00:28:27,802 --> 00:28:28,967
Aww.
471
00:28:28,969 --> 00:28:30,899
Ow.
472
00:28:30,901 --> 00:28:32,568
So, it's his car, eh?
473
00:28:32,570 --> 00:28:33,966
Well then,
it's time for us
474
00:28:33,968 --> 00:28:36,268
to level the playing field.
475
00:28:36,270 --> 00:28:37,668
- Yes, Coach.
- Yes, Coach.
476
00:28:37,670 --> 00:28:38,835
Yes, Coach.
477
00:28:47,603 --> 00:28:49,434
Let me tell you,
478
00:28:49,436 --> 00:28:51,966
if you even think about doing
any experiments on me...
479
00:28:51,968 --> 00:28:54,866
Actually
I was just wondering
480
00:28:54,868 --> 00:28:57,833
if you would be
my guest for dinner
481
00:28:57,835 --> 00:29:00,734
- tonight.
- Oh?
482
00:29:00,736 --> 00:29:02,936
If you have no other plans.
483
00:29:08,436 --> 00:29:09,504
Huh?
484
00:29:12,602 --> 00:29:14,601
Sweet baby Jupiter.
485
00:29:14,603 --> 00:29:15,671
Whoa.
486
00:29:34,737 --> 00:29:36,571
Welcome, my dear.
487
00:29:43,002 --> 00:29:45,301
I bet you must
be starving.
488
00:29:45,303 --> 00:29:46,534
I had my chef
489
00:29:46,536 --> 00:29:47,966
prepare something special
490
00:29:47,968 --> 00:29:50,734
for a carnivore
such as you.
491
00:29:50,736 --> 00:29:52,734
Ta-dum,
492
00:29:52,736 --> 00:29:54,034
he cooked himself for you.
493
00:29:54,036 --> 00:29:55,401
Go on.
494
00:29:55,403 --> 00:29:57,800
Dig in and devour
Garbaggio.
495
00:30:03,902 --> 00:30:06,400
Um, we also have empanadas.
496
00:30:19,302 --> 00:30:21,567
I hope you'll excuse me.
497
00:30:21,569 --> 00:30:24,034
It's been a while since
someone's taken me to dinner.
498
00:30:24,036 --> 00:30:25,333
Huh? How can that be
499
00:30:25,335 --> 00:30:27,501
for a beauty such as you?
500
00:30:27,503 --> 00:30:28,799
Surely you must
dine out often
501
00:30:28,801 --> 00:30:29,900
with your human male beau.
502
00:30:29,902 --> 00:30:31,866
Do you mean Cuasi?
503
00:30:31,868 --> 00:30:33,734
For our anniversary dinner,
504
00:30:33,736 --> 00:30:35,434
he took me to a drive-thru
505
00:30:35,436 --> 00:30:36,635
and forgot me.
506
00:30:36,637 --> 00:30:38,866
Ugh. Your male thing,
507
00:30:38,868 --> 00:30:42,203
I believe I may have seen him
on our Earth cam.
508
00:30:45,637 --> 00:30:48,300
Cuasi, but
you promised me an exclusive.
509
00:30:48,302 --> 00:30:49,733
But why would he
want to go with you
510
00:30:49,735 --> 00:30:51,634
when he can have me?
511
00:30:51,636 --> 00:30:54,699
I know, why don't we
all interview him together?
512
00:30:54,701 --> 00:30:57,300
Not a bad idea.
513
00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:11,034
I just don't get it.
514
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:12,867
Why does your male thing
get aroused by those
515
00:31:12,869 --> 00:31:14,766
sickly, bony females?
516
00:31:14,768 --> 00:31:16,799
Well, because he's an ape.
That's why.
517
00:31:16,801 --> 00:31:18,767
But they're nothing
but skeletons.
518
00:31:18,769 --> 00:31:21,468
How can one
respect a female
519
00:31:21,470 --> 00:31:24,699
who is not even respected
by the force of gravity?
520
00:31:25,769 --> 00:31:27,666
On my planet,
521
00:31:27,668 --> 00:31:28,799
the more gravity
you have,
522
00:31:28,801 --> 00:31:30,967
the less respect
you get.
523
00:31:30,969 --> 00:31:33,267
A big woman can't go
even a single day
524
00:31:33,269 --> 00:31:36,900
without being the butt
of some stupid joke,
525
00:31:36,902 --> 00:31:39,304
even on my own birthday.
526
00:31:44,835 --> 00:31:47,735
I understand what
it's like to be mocked.
527
00:31:49,969 --> 00:31:54,434
My ancestors ruled
the entire universe.
528
00:31:54,436 --> 00:31:55,966
But me,
529
00:31:55,968 --> 00:31:57,834
I don't even rule
the mini fridge
530
00:31:57,836 --> 00:32:00,500
on my own spaceship,
nothing.
531
00:32:00,502 --> 00:32:01,934
But one day soon
532
00:32:01,936 --> 00:32:04,001
when I get my hands
on the amulet,
533
00:32:04,003 --> 00:32:05,434
I'll put them all
in their place
534
00:32:05,436 --> 00:32:09,034
and once again
the iron tentacle shall rule.
535
00:32:09,036 --> 00:32:12,666
Then I'll only need one thing
to make my life complete.
536
00:32:12,668 --> 00:32:13,833
And what's that?
537
00:32:13,835 --> 00:32:15,967
The most important thing
of all,
538
00:32:15,969 --> 00:32:17,700
a queen.
539
00:32:35,270 --> 00:32:37,401
Molosco says that
only The Featherless Condor
540
00:32:37,403 --> 00:32:38,736
can enter the catacombs.
541
00:32:42,535 --> 00:32:44,334
Once inside,
542
00:32:44,336 --> 00:32:46,300
he'll fight
a terrifying guardian.
543
00:32:46,302 --> 00:32:47,567
Eh, I don't buy it.
544
00:32:47,569 --> 00:32:48,833
Just look at this place,
545
00:32:48,835 --> 00:32:50,634
nothing but
an old pile of rocks.
546
00:32:50,636 --> 00:32:51,867
It's not waiting for...
547
00:32:51,869 --> 00:32:53,869
the Great Featherless Condor.
548
00:33:03,769 --> 00:33:05,834
Whoever built this place
549
00:33:05,836 --> 00:33:07,870
did not have
a happy childhood.
550
00:33:10,869 --> 00:33:12,599
Maybe the guardian
bit the dust, too.
551
00:33:12,601 --> 00:33:13,666
I bet he's dead.
552
00:33:13,668 --> 00:33:16,034
Oh, he's dead all right.
553
00:33:20,835 --> 00:33:22,767
According to the message,
554
00:33:22,769 --> 00:33:25,834
the guardian's job
is to protect the amulet.
555
00:33:25,836 --> 00:33:27,966
Whenever someone sets foot
in the dungeon,
556
00:33:27,968 --> 00:33:29,899
he rises from the dead
to fight them
557
00:33:29,901 --> 00:33:32,001
and fulfill
his sacred duty.
558
00:33:32,003 --> 00:33:34,268
Huh. The guy must be
some kind of loser
559
00:33:34,270 --> 00:33:35,702
to keep working
after death.
560
00:33:38,303 --> 00:33:40,301
Grandpa Rito?
561
00:33:47,936 --> 00:33:49,532
Oops.
562
00:33:49,534 --> 00:33:50,835
Reflauta.
563
00:33:52,435 --> 00:33:53,733
Oh, no.
564
00:34:09,936 --> 00:34:11,268
Over there.
565
00:34:12,835 --> 00:34:14,301
He's coming.
566
00:34:19,534 --> 00:34:21,536
Faster, faster.
567
00:34:26,035 --> 00:34:28,703
Slower, slower.
568
00:34:31,302 --> 00:34:33,403
In your face,
great-grandpa.
569
00:34:37,801 --> 00:34:39,833
What the?
570
00:35:02,669 --> 00:35:03,800
This is very confusing.
571
00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:05,034
Look.
572
00:35:05,036 --> 00:35:06,636
Now that's just
unnecessary.
573
00:35:08,370 --> 00:35:09,770
Hold on tight.
574
00:35:18,270 --> 00:35:20,001
Uh-oh.
575
00:35:28,636 --> 00:35:32,633
Oh. And this is why
I hate family reunions.
576
00:35:40,968 --> 00:35:42,669
Uh, Tio?
577
00:35:52,002 --> 00:35:55,766
No, we haven't
received any word yet.
578
00:35:55,768 --> 00:35:56,866
I guess we just have
to be patient.
579
00:35:56,868 --> 00:35:58,300
Come in.
580
00:35:59,568 --> 00:36:01,270
It's Uncle Pepe.
581
00:36:03,869 --> 00:36:06,567
We wanna play with you.
582
00:36:06,569 --> 00:36:07,667
No.
583
00:36:12,836 --> 00:36:15,001
Yayita,
so good to see you.
584
00:36:15,003 --> 00:36:17,000
Sorry,
it's not a good time.
585
00:36:17,002 --> 00:36:18,466
The boiler broke,
586
00:36:18,468 --> 00:36:20,866
the toilets are all clogged.
587
00:36:20,868 --> 00:36:23,000
Condorito
was supposed to help,
588
00:36:23,002 --> 00:36:24,402
but now he's gone.
589
00:36:37,835 --> 00:36:39,499
Hey, Ignorancio.
590
00:36:39,501 --> 00:36:42,001
- Huh?
- The car.
591
00:36:42,003 --> 00:36:43,669
Oh, aye, aye.
592
00:36:55,835 --> 00:36:57,400
Hey, Coach, it's done.
593
00:36:57,402 --> 00:36:59,301
Excellent.
594
00:36:59,303 --> 00:37:00,567
Wait. Oh, no,
595
00:37:00,569 --> 00:37:02,699
that's my car.
596
00:37:02,701 --> 00:37:04,833
Well, at least the roof
isn't falling down on our heads.
597
00:37:10,535 --> 00:37:13,766
Looks like only an angel
could save us now.
598
00:37:13,768 --> 00:37:14,767
Oh.
599
00:37:17,270 --> 00:37:18,933
Thank you. Thank you.
600
00:37:18,935 --> 00:37:20,666
And now I'd like to unveil
601
00:37:20,668 --> 00:37:23,700
the Cortisona Orphanage.
602
00:37:23,702 --> 00:37:26,033
Wow.
603
00:37:26,035 --> 00:37:28,000
It's completely
state-of-the-art
604
00:37:28,002 --> 00:37:29,567
including an
pool,
605
00:37:29,569 --> 00:37:31,967
a display
for perspective parents,
606
00:37:31,969 --> 00:37:33,532
a gym, and of course
607
00:37:33,534 --> 00:37:35,333
an on-site dental hygienist
608
00:37:35,335 --> 00:37:37,800
for that perfect
Cortisona smile.
609
00:37:37,802 --> 00:37:39,034
I can't believe it.
610
00:37:39,036 --> 00:37:41,332
That jerk's
doing charity now?
611
00:37:41,334 --> 00:37:42,967
How low can he go?
612
00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:44,900
Now, many of you
must be wondering,
613
00:37:44,902 --> 00:37:46,800
Pepe Cortisona,
614
00:37:46,802 --> 00:37:48,934
why are you throwing
your money away
615
00:37:48,936 --> 00:37:51,467
on something as worthless
as needy children?
616
00:37:51,469 --> 00:37:53,267
All I can really say is
617
00:37:53,269 --> 00:37:55,599
when I looked at these
beautiful kids' faces,
618
00:37:55,601 --> 00:37:57,867
well, they touched me.
619
00:37:59,302 --> 00:38:00,936
They touched me!
620
00:38:03,935 --> 00:38:05,399
As I was saying,
621
00:38:05,401 --> 00:38:06,733
I also must give credit
622
00:38:06,735 --> 00:38:08,700
to the splendiferous
headmistress
623
00:38:08,702 --> 00:38:10,700
of this wonderful
establishment.
624
00:38:10,702 --> 00:38:13,532
She showed me
that generosity
625
00:38:13,534 --> 00:38:15,400
is about more than getting
your name on a plaque,
626
00:38:15,402 --> 00:38:16,569
even my name.
627
00:38:19,269 --> 00:38:20,733
Well, my friends,
628
00:38:20,735 --> 00:38:22,033
I'm afraid it's over.
629
00:38:24,269 --> 00:38:25,699
Oh.
630
00:38:31,434 --> 00:38:33,767
That must be
the Amulet of Unlimited Power.
631
00:38:33,769 --> 00:38:34,899
Run, Chickie, run.
632
00:38:37,736 --> 00:38:39,499
Hurry.
633
00:38:46,302 --> 00:38:47,766
Tio, over there.
634
00:38:59,635 --> 00:39:01,299
Huh?
635
00:39:01,301 --> 00:39:02,603
There.
636
00:39:07,402 --> 00:39:10,734
Feel my unlimited power.
637
00:39:16,902 --> 00:39:19,933
My power still feels
fairly limited.
638
00:39:19,935 --> 00:39:22,867
I know, it must be
laser vision.
639
00:39:25,902 --> 00:39:27,400
Huh?
640
00:39:27,402 --> 00:39:28,970
My power is flight.
641
00:39:32,468 --> 00:39:35,368
Come on, guys,
can't we be friends?
642
00:39:39,401 --> 00:39:40,700
Okay.
643
00:39:40,702 --> 00:39:42,670
Now, I need
some space, guys.
644
00:39:46,568 --> 00:39:48,001
Ah, that's it.
That's what it does.
645
00:39:48,003 --> 00:39:50,699
The Amulet gives you the power
to control minds.
646
00:39:50,701 --> 00:39:53,499
Oh, time to have
some fun now.
647
00:40:34,835 --> 00:40:36,467
Tio.
648
00:40:40,534 --> 00:40:41,799
Hey, you know,
I think you're actually
649
00:40:41,801 --> 00:40:44,866
less pale
than regular Egghead.
650
00:40:44,868 --> 00:40:46,332
Tio,
651
00:40:46,334 --> 00:40:48,667
look at this.
652
00:40:50,402 --> 00:40:51,800
We have to call the Octopus.
653
00:40:51,802 --> 00:40:53,600
No. Uh, uh...
654
00:41:05,802 --> 00:41:07,432
Yes.
655
00:41:07,434 --> 00:41:08,533
Wait.
656
00:41:08,535 --> 00:41:10,266
Huh? What are you doing?
657
00:41:10,268 --> 00:41:11,700
If we get the Amulet
to Molosco,
658
00:41:11,702 --> 00:41:12,766
he'll use it to enslave
659
00:41:12,768 --> 00:41:14,432
every planet in the galaxy.
660
00:41:14,434 --> 00:41:16,300
Huh? What are you
talking about?
661
00:41:16,302 --> 00:41:18,000
That's why the guardian
hid it here,
662
00:41:18,002 --> 00:41:20,899
to stop the Moloscosians.
663
00:41:20,901 --> 00:41:22,600
But I promised Yayita.
664
00:41:22,602 --> 00:41:24,667
This is the only way
to bring her mother back.
665
00:41:24,669 --> 00:41:26,734
Think about it.
This is the most powerful
666
00:41:26,736 --> 00:41:28,533
weapon in the universe.
667
00:41:28,535 --> 00:41:30,500
Molosco could even use it
here to conquer Earth.
668
00:41:30,502 --> 00:41:31,566
Whoa.
669
00:41:31,568 --> 00:41:33,700
Look, it's Earth, right?
670
00:41:33,702 --> 00:41:36,700
If he goes alphabetically
there's A, B, C, and D.
671
00:41:36,702 --> 00:41:38,532
It could take centuries
before they get here.
672
00:41:38,534 --> 00:41:40,600
Tio, if you do this,
673
00:41:40,602 --> 00:41:43,967
then billions of creatures
will suffer.
674
00:41:43,969 --> 00:41:47,532
Protecting them
is our responsibility,
675
00:41:47,534 --> 00:41:49,034
right?
676
00:41:50,701 --> 00:41:51,799
Yeah.
677
00:41:51,801 --> 00:41:53,834
We'll find another way.
678
00:42:14,869 --> 00:42:16,970
Don't remember any of this.
679
00:42:25,936 --> 00:42:27,533
No, Tio, don't do it.
680
00:42:27,535 --> 00:42:31,366
Now, you give me back
my She-Shrek.
681
00:42:31,368 --> 00:42:33,299
No, can do I'm afraid.
682
00:42:33,301 --> 00:42:36,399
Treme will be returning
for the foreseeable future.
683
00:42:36,401 --> 00:42:38,267
But I made a deal with you.
684
00:42:38,269 --> 00:42:40,366
The Amulet for Tremebunda.
685
00:42:40,368 --> 00:42:43,267
Well, then I guess
it sucks to be you
686
00:42:43,269 --> 00:42:44,667
or should I say,
687
00:42:44,669 --> 00:42:46,967
you to be it sucks?
688
00:42:46,969 --> 00:42:47,970
Bye-bye.
689
00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:50,400
Come back.
690
00:42:50,402 --> 00:42:51,600
You can't do this.
691
00:42:51,602 --> 00:42:54,467
I'll sue. Wait.
692
00:42:54,469 --> 00:42:56,802
No!
693
00:43:01,568 --> 00:43:03,400
Yeah, they're back.
694
00:43:03,402 --> 00:43:05,367
Huh? Whoa.
695
00:43:05,369 --> 00:43:08,436
I demand an explanation!
696
00:43:18,301 --> 00:43:20,734
May I please
have your attention?
697
00:43:23,802 --> 00:43:26,299
For centuries
our people have... oh.
698
00:43:27,468 --> 00:43:28,634
Hey.
699
00:43:33,002 --> 00:43:35,733
Okay. Will you please
700
00:43:35,735 --> 00:43:38,202
shut up?!
701
00:43:40,901 --> 00:43:42,699
Now, that's more like it.
702
00:43:42,701 --> 00:43:44,567
That's right.
703
00:43:44,569 --> 00:43:47,667
I don't even wanna hear
you breathing, understood?
704
00:43:50,402 --> 00:43:52,867
As I was saying,
for centuries
705
00:43:52,869 --> 00:43:55,766
we've dreamt of
reestablishing our dominion.
706
00:43:55,768 --> 00:43:58,332
Today, we have regained
707
00:43:58,334 --> 00:44:00,433
the Amulet of Unlimited Power,
708
00:44:00,435 --> 00:44:03,033
otherwise known as the Amulet
709
00:44:03,035 --> 00:44:04,736
of Unlimited Power.
710
00:44:07,401 --> 00:44:08,800
With it,
we shall enslave
711
00:44:08,802 --> 00:44:10,333
every single planet
712
00:44:10,335 --> 00:44:12,933
in the entire galaxy,
713
00:44:12,935 --> 00:44:13,966
and we'll go
714
00:44:13,968 --> 00:44:15,703
in alphabetical order.
715
00:44:16,769 --> 00:44:18,567
Navigator,
716
00:44:18,569 --> 00:44:19,633
establish a course
717
00:44:19,635 --> 00:44:21,499
for the first planet,
718
00:44:21,501 --> 00:44:22,736
A.
719
00:44:24,435 --> 00:44:26,733
All hail the Moloscosians.
720
00:45:00,968 --> 00:45:02,799
I have some good news
721
00:45:02,801 --> 00:45:04,866
and I thought we could
celebrate together.
722
00:45:04,868 --> 00:45:06,400
Yes, of course.
723
00:45:06,402 --> 00:45:08,834
Let me just go freshen up.
724
00:45:08,836 --> 00:45:10,466
Get the Navigator.
725
00:45:10,468 --> 00:45:11,899
Uh, Your Highness...
726
00:45:11,901 --> 00:45:14,466
If your partner harbors
feelings for an ex,
727
00:45:14,468 --> 00:45:15,733
the best course of action
728
00:45:15,735 --> 00:45:17,333
is to enslave him
729
00:45:17,335 --> 00:45:19,866
and every other sentient being
on his planet,
730
00:45:19,868 --> 00:45:21,933
don't you agree, Cosmo?
731
00:45:21,935 --> 00:45:24,634
We will return for you later,
732
00:45:24,636 --> 00:45:26,766
Planet A.
733
00:45:26,768 --> 00:45:29,266
You will obey my command.
734
00:45:29,268 --> 00:45:31,266
If this is about stealing
735
00:45:31,268 --> 00:45:33,367
the neighbor's Wi-Fi,
I can totally explain.
736
00:45:33,369 --> 00:45:35,566
- Huh?
- Terminated unexpectedly?
737
00:45:35,568 --> 00:45:38,303
I'll show you terminated
unexpectedly.
738
00:45:39,802 --> 00:45:40,670
Where are we?
739
00:45:42,435 --> 00:45:44,467
This is the secret
headquarters
740
00:45:44,469 --> 00:45:47,236
of the International
Space Invaders Defense Program.
741
00:45:52,269 --> 00:45:54,433
Does anybody
have a blank floppy?
742
00:45:54,435 --> 00:45:55,899
Ah,
743
00:45:55,901 --> 00:45:57,367
I think it's a museum.
744
00:45:57,369 --> 00:45:59,503
We, um, had a couple
of budget cuts.
745
00:46:01,635 --> 00:46:03,833
For years,
our unit has been tasked
746
00:46:03,835 --> 00:46:05,634
with secretly defending Earth
747
00:46:05,636 --> 00:46:06,933
from alien attacks.
748
00:46:06,935 --> 00:46:09,266
With what?
Pointy sticks?
749
00:46:12,035 --> 00:46:13,367
We've faced threats
750
00:46:13,369 --> 00:46:14,667
from every corner
751
00:46:14,669 --> 00:46:15,503
of the Universe,
752
00:46:17,369 --> 00:46:19,799
but none as great
as the Moloscosians.
753
00:46:19,801 --> 00:46:21,633
They were the cruelest tyrants
754
00:46:21,635 --> 00:46:23,299
in the galaxy.
755
00:46:23,301 --> 00:46:25,366
And now,
they want their title back.
756
00:46:28,434 --> 00:46:30,202
Hmm?
757
00:46:31,434 --> 00:46:33,899
Luckily, we were prepared.
758
00:46:33,901 --> 00:46:36,266
Our operation
will vanquish the aliens
759
00:46:36,268 --> 00:46:38,832
and, of course,
rescue Tremebunda.
760
00:46:38,834 --> 00:46:40,500
The important thing
is that we found you
761
00:46:40,502 --> 00:46:42,733
before you gave Molosco
the Amulet.
762
00:46:42,735 --> 00:46:44,367
Otherwise,
your Treme,
763
00:46:44,369 --> 00:46:45,966
along with every other being
in the Universe,
764
00:46:45,968 --> 00:46:47,266
would be totally
765
00:46:47,268 --> 00:46:49,567
and utterly doomed.
766
00:46:52,934 --> 00:46:53,935
What?
767
00:46:57,868 --> 00:46:59,902
Argh! He gave
the Amulet to Molosco.
768
00:47:01,702 --> 00:47:03,898
- He what?
- I had no choice.
769
00:47:03,900 --> 00:47:05,699
I had to do it in order
to bring Treme back
770
00:47:05,701 --> 00:47:07,634
to my girlfriend
or else she'd marry Pepe.
771
00:47:08,669 --> 00:47:09,966
I-I didn't know.
772
00:47:11,501 --> 00:47:14,865
I thought
he was a wireless carrier.
773
00:47:14,867 --> 00:47:17,267
Have you any idea
what you've done?
774
00:47:17,269 --> 00:47:19,999
Well, if they go
in alphabetical order,
775
00:47:20,001 --> 00:47:21,433
we'll be all right.
776
00:47:31,534 --> 00:47:33,332
It's the aliens.
777
00:47:33,334 --> 00:47:34,932
We have their trajectory.
778
00:47:34,934 --> 00:47:36,433
And they're headed for...
779
00:47:53,468 --> 00:47:54,865
Uh, for Earth!
780
00:47:58,302 --> 00:47:59,666
Excuse me.
781
00:48:03,968 --> 00:48:05,467
No,
this is not a good...
782
00:48:06,867 --> 00:48:08,766
Why do these things
783
00:48:08,768 --> 00:48:10,702
always seem to happen to me?
784
00:48:13,468 --> 00:48:15,533
Huh?
785
00:48:15,535 --> 00:48:16,567
They don't just happen to you,
786
00:48:16,569 --> 00:48:18,266
you made them happen.
787
00:48:18,268 --> 00:48:19,698
- Huh?
- You never cook,
788
00:48:19,700 --> 00:48:20,866
you never do the laundry,
789
00:48:20,868 --> 00:48:23,567
and you never clean my ears.
790
00:48:23,569 --> 00:48:25,000
And now,
791
00:48:25,002 --> 00:48:27,400
you put the whole planet
in danger.
792
00:48:27,402 --> 00:48:30,500
You're such a nitwit.
793
00:48:30,502 --> 00:48:31,732
Chickie, that is no way
794
00:48:31,734 --> 00:48:32,966
- to talk to your...
- My what?
795
00:48:32,968 --> 00:48:34,798
Were you gonna say elder?
796
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:36,532
I'm more elder than you.
797
00:48:36,534 --> 00:48:39,533
Do you know why he always
wears those flip-flops?
798
00:48:39,535 --> 00:48:41,366
It's because he doesn't know
799
00:48:41,368 --> 00:48:42,933
how to tie shoelaces.
800
00:48:42,935 --> 00:48:44,466
Shh, shh,
801
00:48:44,468 --> 00:48:46,798
that was supposed
to be our secret.
802
00:48:46,800 --> 00:48:48,766
I thought you were so cool,
803
00:48:48,768 --> 00:48:50,567
my uncle,
the town hero.
804
00:48:50,569 --> 00:48:52,333
But real heroes?
805
00:48:52,335 --> 00:48:54,698
They go on adventures
to save others.
806
00:48:54,700 --> 00:48:56,633
The only person
you ever worry about
807
00:48:56,635 --> 00:48:58,432
is you.
808
00:48:58,434 --> 00:49:00,732
I guess you really
are just a birdbrain,
809
00:49:00,734 --> 00:49:02,600
aren't you?
810
00:49:02,602 --> 00:49:03,802
I'm going to my room.
811
00:49:07,335 --> 00:49:08,698
I know.
812
00:49:08,700 --> 00:49:10,733
It's the other way.
813
00:49:10,735 --> 00:49:12,698
Captain Kotori-san,
814
00:49:12,700 --> 00:49:15,033
the Sotorions are using
the stolen crystal
815
00:49:15,035 --> 00:49:17,633
to power the robotic
armadillo death ray.
816
00:49:17,635 --> 00:49:19,333
Fear not,
square tooth,
817
00:49:19,335 --> 00:49:21,299
now that I have vowed
my inner strength
818
00:49:21,301 --> 00:49:23,467
by living up
to my responsibilities,
819
00:49:23,469 --> 00:49:24,798
I am confident
820
00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,000
that no enemy will be able
821
00:49:26,002 --> 00:49:28,333
to withstand my attack.
822
00:49:28,335 --> 00:49:30,436
By the power of friendship.
823
00:49:41,800 --> 00:49:43,566
Our only hope
is to destroy
824
00:49:43,568 --> 00:49:44,533
the alien mother ship
825
00:49:44,535 --> 00:49:46,033
before it reaches Earth.
826
00:49:46,035 --> 00:49:47,665
I've designed a virus
827
00:49:47,667 --> 00:49:48,999
that will cause the core
828
00:49:49,001 --> 00:49:51,533
of the mother ship
to overheat.
829
00:49:51,535 --> 00:49:53,666
However, someone
has to go up there
830
00:49:53,668 --> 00:49:55,798
to install it manually.
831
00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:56,966
- Not it.
- Not it.
832
00:49:56,968 --> 00:49:58,432
Oh, man.
833
00:49:59,934 --> 00:50:02,267
The problem is the amulet
will alert Molosco
834
00:50:02,269 --> 00:50:04,633
to any approaching
foreign intelligence,
835
00:50:04,635 --> 00:50:06,533
even yours.
836
00:50:06,535 --> 00:50:09,332
Only someone with a nearly
undetectable IQ
837
00:50:09,334 --> 00:50:10,765
could sneak into that ship,
838
00:50:10,767 --> 00:50:12,966
a complete birdbrain,
if you will,
839
00:50:12,968 --> 00:50:15,798
but where to find
such an idiot?
840
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:18,335
Boss, I'm your idiot.
841
00:50:22,668 --> 00:50:24,332
The Featherless Condor
842
00:50:24,334 --> 00:50:25,565
is immune to the amulet.
843
00:50:25,567 --> 00:50:26,999
How do you know that?
844
00:50:27,001 --> 00:50:28,633
I, uh...
845
00:50:28,635 --> 00:50:30,369
I tried it on my nephew.
846
00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:33,532
I know I said idiot,
847
00:50:33,534 --> 00:50:35,332
but this is too much, no?
848
00:50:35,334 --> 00:50:37,333
Wait, please.
849
00:50:37,335 --> 00:50:38,766
I can do it.
850
00:50:38,768 --> 00:50:39,966
I do have an iguana
851
00:50:39,968 --> 00:50:40,802
that's quite gifted.
852
00:50:42,301 --> 00:50:43,402
Okay, Condor.
853
00:50:44,601 --> 00:50:46,834
Yeah, take me to my shuttle.
854
00:50:48,335 --> 00:50:49,802
Take me to my house.
855
00:50:58,035 --> 00:50:59,400
She may not look like much,
856
00:50:59,402 --> 00:51:00,735
but boy, can she fly.
857
00:51:04,967 --> 00:51:06,032
The shuttle is equipped
858
00:51:06,034 --> 00:51:07,699
with an automatic pilot
859
00:51:07,701 --> 00:51:09,666
that will handle both
the takeoff and landing.
860
00:51:09,668 --> 00:51:10,933
Huh?
861
00:51:10,935 --> 00:51:13,865
Autopilot,
restrain the Captain.
862
00:51:13,867 --> 00:51:15,798
Activating restraining system.
863
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:17,633
Once you've completed
your mission,
864
00:51:17,635 --> 00:51:20,499
all you have to do is say
the code word, "Bingo"
865
00:51:20,501 --> 00:51:22,499
and the autopilot
will take you to Earth.
866
00:51:22,501 --> 00:51:24,333
Say it, Bingo.
867
00:51:25,434 --> 00:51:26,633
Uh, bingo.
868
00:51:26,635 --> 00:51:28,933
Autopilot, release the Captain.
869
00:51:28,935 --> 00:51:31,332
Deactivating restraint.
870
00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,899
What's troubling you?
871
00:51:37,901 --> 00:51:39,899
I'm worried
that I might, uh...
872
00:51:39,901 --> 00:51:41,966
Screw things up?
873
00:51:41,968 --> 00:51:45,202
Unfortunately,
that is my claim to fame.
874
00:51:47,967 --> 00:51:49,666
Here's a tip,
875
00:51:49,668 --> 00:51:51,833
to make things easier,
876
00:51:51,835 --> 00:51:53,432
don't think about
saving the world,
877
00:51:53,434 --> 00:51:54,833
it's too big,
878
00:51:54,835 --> 00:51:57,633
think about saving
those who you love.
879
00:51:57,635 --> 00:51:59,665
Keep them in your heart.
880
00:51:59,667 --> 00:52:00,969
They'll guide you home.
881
00:52:03,001 --> 00:52:04,531
Did someone say the orphanage
882
00:52:04,533 --> 00:52:05,632
- needs a new ball?
- Mm-hmm.
883
00:52:05,634 --> 00:52:07,632
To Condorito!
884
00:52:09,800 --> 00:52:11,299
Yayita.
885
00:52:11,301 --> 00:52:13,999
Yayita. You see?
886
00:52:14,001 --> 00:52:15,768
But you'll
probably die anyway.
887
00:52:17,302 --> 00:52:18,566
Ground crew,
888
00:52:18,568 --> 00:52:19,702
prepare for lift off.
889
00:52:39,701 --> 00:52:40,932
Wow,
890
00:52:40,934 --> 00:52:42,865
the kids are going
to be so happy here.
891
00:52:42,867 --> 00:52:45,798
I'd do anything
for those sweet little angels.
892
00:52:45,800 --> 00:52:47,599
Yayita, there's something
893
00:52:47,601 --> 00:52:48,966
I've been meaning to ask you.
894
00:52:48,968 --> 00:52:50,799
These last few days together
895
00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:52,431
have made me feel things
896
00:52:52,433 --> 00:52:53,966
that I've never felt before.
897
00:52:53,968 --> 00:52:56,033
Gratitude, empathy.
898
00:52:56,035 --> 00:52:57,431
Why, today,
899
00:52:57,433 --> 00:52:58,969
I even tried reading a book.
900
00:53:00,434 --> 00:53:01,598
I know there's nothing
901
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:02,966
you can't handle on your own,
902
00:53:02,968 --> 00:53:05,465
but still I'd do
anything for you.
903
00:53:06,834 --> 00:53:09,333
Pepe, I'm speechless.
904
00:53:09,335 --> 00:53:11,635
It's what your mother
would have wanted.
905
00:53:20,568 --> 00:53:22,269
No!
906
00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:25,398
Oh, God, no, my baby,
907
00:53:25,400 --> 00:53:26,498
please say you're not scratched,
908
00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:27,932
say you're not scratched.
909
00:53:33,368 --> 00:53:34,465
Huh?
910
00:53:34,467 --> 00:53:36,367
You get your hands off her,
911
00:53:38,035 --> 00:53:40,765
because your Uncle Pepe
needs a hug.
912
00:53:42,434 --> 00:53:43,932
Huh?
913
00:53:43,934 --> 00:53:45,398
This just in.
914
00:53:45,400 --> 00:53:47,698
An alien warship
is approaching Earth.
915
00:53:47,700 --> 00:53:48,866
Sources say the invaders
916
00:53:48,868 --> 00:53:50,699
have an entire armada.
917
00:53:50,701 --> 00:53:52,798
Apparently,
they are the same aliens
918
00:53:52,800 --> 00:53:55,399
who had previously
abducted Tremebunda,
919
00:53:55,401 --> 00:53:57,366
and now they intend
to put an end
920
00:53:57,368 --> 00:53:58,599
to our civilization.
921
00:53:58,601 --> 00:54:00,932
- Treme.
- Officials tell us Earth forces
922
00:54:00,934 --> 00:54:02,266
are preparing a mission
923
00:54:02,268 --> 00:54:03,599
to stop the aliens,
924
00:54:03,601 --> 00:54:06,267
a mission being led by...
925
00:54:06,269 --> 00:54:07,633
by Pelotillehue midfielder,
926
00:54:07,635 --> 00:54:08,965
- Condorito?
- Huh?
927
00:54:08,967 --> 00:54:10,833
Huh?
928
00:54:10,835 --> 00:54:12,898
Well, it looks
like we're toast.
929
00:54:12,900 --> 00:54:14,666
We take you now live
to the launch site.
930
00:54:17,835 --> 00:54:19,632
Ten...
931
00:54:19,634 --> 00:54:21,365
nine...
932
00:54:21,367 --> 00:54:22,698
eight...
933
00:54:22,700 --> 00:54:24,399
seven...
934
00:54:24,401 --> 00:54:25,832
six...
935
00:54:25,834 --> 00:54:27,399
five...
936
00:54:27,401 --> 00:54:28,833
five...
937
00:54:28,835 --> 00:54:30,366
five...
938
00:54:30,368 --> 00:54:32,000
five...
939
00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:33,266
Lift off.
940
00:54:44,968 --> 00:54:47,466
Yeah, it worked!
941
00:54:47,468 --> 00:54:50,266
Stop all this shaking,
942
00:54:50,268 --> 00:54:52,865
please, autopilot.
943
00:54:52,867 --> 00:54:54,465
Stop, autopilot.
944
00:54:54,467 --> 00:54:56,298
Stopping autopilot.
945
00:54:56,300 --> 00:54:58,634
Manual controls activated.
946
00:55:04,368 --> 00:55:05,532
No.
947
00:55:05,534 --> 00:55:07,733
What's he doing?
948
00:55:15,900 --> 00:55:17,599
Autopilot,
949
00:55:17,601 --> 00:55:19,865
which one's the autopilot?
950
00:55:19,867 --> 00:55:21,532
- Oh.
- It's the big red one.
951
00:55:21,534 --> 00:55:22,835
Huh?
952
00:55:28,268 --> 00:55:29,332
Activated.
953
00:55:29,334 --> 00:55:30,335
Thank you.
954
00:55:31,468 --> 00:55:32,468
Chickie?
955
00:55:35,467 --> 00:55:36,966
What are you doing here?
956
00:55:36,968 --> 00:55:39,465
I couldn't let you do
this all alone.
957
00:55:39,467 --> 00:55:41,499
But it's too dangerous for you.
958
00:55:41,501 --> 00:55:42,699
I know I've been selfish,
959
00:55:42,701 --> 00:55:45,298
but there's nothing
more important to me
960
00:55:45,300 --> 00:55:47,032
than protecting you.
961
00:55:47,034 --> 00:55:49,698
Can you forgive me?
962
00:55:51,701 --> 00:55:53,936
What did you say?
963
00:55:59,967 --> 00:56:01,768
Now let's have an adventure.
964
00:56:24,368 --> 00:56:25,432
We're getting close.
965
00:56:25,434 --> 00:56:26,532
We're coming up on the...
966
00:56:26,534 --> 00:56:29,569
mama mia.
967
00:56:35,801 --> 00:56:36,935
Yay.
968
00:56:38,334 --> 00:56:40,299
Just how are we supposed
969
00:56:40,301 --> 00:56:41,399
to get into that thing?
970
00:56:41,401 --> 00:56:42,498
Through there.
971
00:57:03,034 --> 00:57:04,431
Eww.
972
00:57:34,533 --> 00:57:36,265
Tio,
973
00:57:36,267 --> 00:57:37,532
the core of the mother ship
974
00:57:37,534 --> 00:57:40,266
should be somewhere
beneath you.
975
00:57:40,268 --> 00:57:41,302
Copy that.
976
00:57:42,668 --> 00:57:45,366
This is one small step
for man.
977
00:58:05,834 --> 00:58:08,365
I think I found the core.
978
00:58:08,367 --> 00:58:10,499
Great.
Can you install the virus?
979
00:58:10,501 --> 00:58:12,265
I don't know.
980
00:58:12,267 --> 00:58:14,367
I've never seen
anything like this.
981
00:58:16,533 --> 00:58:17,601
Huh?
982
00:58:28,267 --> 00:58:31,298
So I guess these things
really are universal.
983
00:58:31,300 --> 00:58:32,966
Okay. I'm activating the virus.
984
00:58:32,968 --> 00:58:34,299
Wait, don't,
985
00:58:34,301 --> 00:58:35,965
first we have to save Treme.
986
00:58:35,967 --> 00:58:38,299
The virus will overheat
the core in minutes.
987
00:58:38,301 --> 00:58:39,665
If we activate it now,
988
00:58:39,667 --> 00:58:41,031
we will explode along
with the ship.
989
00:58:41,033 --> 00:58:42,532
Okay. In that case,
990
00:58:42,534 --> 00:58:44,298
let's go find her.
991
00:58:44,300 --> 00:58:45,368
I'll just get off this thing.
992
00:58:50,301 --> 00:58:52,332
Can you guide me to Molosco?
993
00:58:52,334 --> 00:58:53,965
That slime ball
will know where she is.
994
00:58:53,967 --> 00:58:56,266
Uh, I think so.
995
00:58:56,268 --> 00:58:57,798
That shaft connects
to everywhere.
996
00:58:57,800 --> 00:59:00,032
You mean something like
a ventilation shaft?
997
00:59:00,034 --> 00:59:01,735
Well, not exactly.
998
00:59:12,667 --> 00:59:14,431
- Wrong exit.
- Sorry,
999
00:59:14,433 --> 00:59:16,334
take a left
at the next junction.
1000
00:59:18,268 --> 00:59:19,435
Keep going.
1001
00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:24,765
- Now where?
- Left.
1002
00:59:27,301 --> 00:59:28,832
- Go up.
- What do you mean?
1003
00:59:59,301 --> 01:00:00,602
No, thank you.
1004
01:00:09,768 --> 01:00:11,733
Poor Treme,
1005
01:00:11,735 --> 01:00:13,302
he's conducting
an alien experiment on her.
1006
01:00:25,433 --> 01:00:26,665
A massage?
1007
01:00:26,667 --> 01:00:28,531
Oh.
1008
01:00:28,533 --> 01:00:30,366
There's nothing too good
1009
01:00:30,368 --> 01:00:32,431
- for you, my queen.
- Oh,
1010
01:00:32,433 --> 01:00:33,532
right there, Molly.
1011
01:00:33,534 --> 01:00:34,699
- Ooh.
- Back in college,
1012
01:00:34,701 --> 01:00:35,998
I was known as...
1013
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:38,766
Mr. Magic Puckers.
1014
01:00:38,768 --> 01:00:40,765
Somebody save me.
1015
01:00:40,767 --> 01:00:42,399
Tio, what's going on?
1016
01:00:42,401 --> 01:00:44,865
I think he must be
controlling her mind
1017
01:00:44,867 --> 01:00:46,698
with the amulet.
1018
01:00:46,700 --> 01:00:47,865
Hold on, Treme,
1019
01:00:47,867 --> 01:00:49,432
I'm coming.
1020
01:00:49,434 --> 01:00:50,898
You're amazing.
1021
01:00:50,900 --> 01:00:53,332
I'm just getting started.
1022
01:00:53,334 --> 01:00:55,598
My eyes, my eyes.
1023
01:01:01,899 --> 01:01:04,432
I have to get amulet.
1024
01:01:04,434 --> 01:01:05,897
Your skin,
1025
01:01:05,899 --> 01:01:07,798
ooh, it's as smooth
1026
01:01:07,800 --> 01:01:09,897
as that of a chicken?
1027
01:01:09,899 --> 01:01:12,398
- I am not a chicken.
- Condorito?
1028
01:01:12,400 --> 01:01:14,298
Since when are you an astronaut?
1029
01:01:14,300 --> 01:01:15,834
Since when do you have a job?
1030
01:01:16,899 --> 01:01:18,432
Come on, Treme,
1031
01:01:18,434 --> 01:01:19,799
- you're free.
- I'm free?
1032
01:01:19,801 --> 01:01:21,531
- Free from what?
- The octopus,
1033
01:01:21,533 --> 01:01:22,998
he can't control
your mind anymore.
1034
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,698
He's not controlling my mind.
1035
01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:25,964
What are you talking about?
1036
01:01:25,966 --> 01:01:26,801
But? But?
1037
01:01:27,933 --> 01:01:30,031
Hah, security,
1038
01:01:30,033 --> 01:01:31,601
security!
1039
01:01:34,634 --> 01:01:37,999
We're, uh,
watching the game.
1040
01:01:42,367 --> 01:01:44,999
Arrest this condor.
1041
01:01:54,467 --> 01:01:57,299
Treme, you really
wanna stay here?
1042
01:01:57,301 --> 01:01:58,798
She belongs here.
1043
01:01:58,800 --> 01:02:01,331
She's finally the queen
she was destined to be.
1044
01:02:01,333 --> 01:02:02,499
What about your family,
1045
01:02:02,501 --> 01:02:03,931
Cuasi, Yayita?
1046
01:02:03,933 --> 01:02:05,832
This crazy lunatic,
1047
01:02:05,834 --> 01:02:08,498
he's planning to...
1048
01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:11,732
Feel the iron
tentacles' power.
1049
01:02:15,934 --> 01:02:17,732
Tio? Tio?
1050
01:02:17,734 --> 01:02:18,798
Answer me.
1051
01:02:24,600 --> 01:02:26,565
Now, now,
come on, fellas,
1052
01:02:26,567 --> 01:02:27,566
there's really no need
1053
01:02:27,568 --> 01:02:29,898
for violence.
1054
01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:31,399
Psst, psst,
1055
01:02:31,401 --> 01:02:32,897
take the prisoner
down to the chamber
1056
01:02:32,899 --> 01:02:35,234
of violent incineration.
1057
01:02:43,768 --> 01:02:45,298
What will you do to him?
1058
01:02:45,300 --> 01:02:47,864
Oh, we'll just send him
back to Earth.
1059
01:02:47,866 --> 01:02:49,466
Why don't you wait
right here?
1060
01:02:49,468 --> 01:02:51,202
Be back in a jiffy.
1061
01:02:57,268 --> 01:02:58,965
Emperor Molosco,
1062
01:02:58,967 --> 01:03:01,964
approaching your destination.
1063
01:03:01,966 --> 01:03:04,367
Enslavement protocol
commencing.
1064
01:03:21,501 --> 01:03:24,531
I really should have
gotten her the perfume.
1065
01:03:24,533 --> 01:03:26,331
With no updates
from Condorito,
1066
01:03:26,333 --> 01:03:27,931
it appears that the world
as we know it
1067
01:03:27,933 --> 01:03:29,432
will soon be coming
to an end.
1068
01:03:29,434 --> 01:03:30,832
In other news,
1069
01:03:30,834 --> 01:03:32,566
the football season
has been cancelled.
1070
01:03:34,833 --> 01:03:36,332
Don't worry, dear.
1071
01:03:36,334 --> 01:03:38,399
Condorito
is the smartest chicken
1072
01:03:38,401 --> 01:03:39,632
that I've ever met.
1073
01:03:39,634 --> 01:03:40,932
I bet that even now
1074
01:03:40,934 --> 01:03:42,332
he's kicking their alien asses
1075
01:03:42,334 --> 01:03:44,366
into the next galaxy.
1076
01:03:44,368 --> 01:03:46,599
...civilization.
Officials tell us Earth will...
1077
01:03:52,434 --> 01:03:53,466
Hey, hey,
1078
01:03:53,468 --> 01:03:56,566
hey, hey,
1079
01:03:56,568 --> 01:03:57,765
hey!
1080
01:03:57,767 --> 01:03:59,365
Featherless condor,
1081
01:03:59,367 --> 01:04:00,798
you are hereby charged with
1082
01:04:00,800 --> 01:04:02,299
first degree interruption
1083
01:04:02,301 --> 01:04:04,431
- of a massage.
- That's not a thing,
1084
01:04:04,433 --> 01:04:06,398
you slimy invertebrate.
1085
01:04:12,799 --> 01:04:14,965
It's not over,
you hear me?
1086
01:04:14,967 --> 01:04:16,531
It's not over.
1087
01:04:16,533 --> 01:04:18,366
Actually, bird,
it is over.
1088
01:04:18,368 --> 01:04:19,998
Time to say adieu.
1089
01:04:20,000 --> 01:04:24,465
Now, prepare
to be incinerated.
1090
01:04:24,467 --> 01:04:25,965
You, too.
1091
01:04:29,600 --> 01:04:30,968
Turn up the barbeque!
1092
01:04:35,467 --> 01:04:36,633
Chickie.
1093
01:04:36,635 --> 01:04:37,931
Come in, Chickie.
1094
01:04:37,933 --> 01:04:39,931
Tio, where are you?
1095
01:04:39,933 --> 01:04:41,331
Chickie,
you need to get out
1096
01:04:41,333 --> 01:04:42,932
of the mother ship.
1097
01:04:42,934 --> 01:04:44,498
Hold on,
I've got your signal.
1098
01:04:44,500 --> 01:04:45,867
On my way.
1099
01:04:50,734 --> 01:04:51,901
Let's go!
1100
01:04:54,699 --> 01:04:55,798
No, there isn't enough time.
1101
01:04:55,800 --> 01:04:57,266
I activated the virus.
1102
01:04:57,268 --> 01:04:58,798
The whole ship
is going to explode.
1103
01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:00,531
Just turn around and go home.
1104
01:05:00,533 --> 01:05:02,798
Please, save yourself
while you can.
1105
01:05:02,800 --> 01:05:04,868
But I can rescue you.
1106
01:05:07,666 --> 01:05:10,367
Chickie, listen to me,
1107
01:05:13,800 --> 01:05:15,266
in my whole life,
1108
01:05:15,268 --> 01:05:16,764
I never sacrificed anything
1109
01:05:16,766 --> 01:05:17,964
for the people I love,
1110
01:05:17,966 --> 01:05:19,432
you,
1111
01:05:19,434 --> 01:05:20,565
Yayita,
1112
01:05:20,567 --> 01:05:22,299
everyone.
1113
01:05:22,301 --> 01:05:24,832
Maybe this is my opportunity
1114
01:05:24,834 --> 01:05:26,268
to make up for all that.
1115
01:05:27,600 --> 01:05:28,801
But what about you?
1116
01:05:37,933 --> 01:05:38,900
Bingo.
1117
01:05:40,767 --> 01:05:42,498
Auto return sequence initiated.
1118
01:05:42,500 --> 01:05:43,664
What's going on?
1119
01:05:43,666 --> 01:05:45,265
It's all right.
1120
01:05:45,267 --> 01:05:46,765
- You'll be safe now.
- Tio.
1121
01:05:46,767 --> 01:05:48,598
No.
1122
01:05:48,600 --> 01:05:49,832
Tell Yayita...
1123
01:05:49,834 --> 01:05:51,268
I love her.
1124
01:05:52,468 --> 01:05:55,331
Tio.
1125
01:05:55,333 --> 01:05:58,498
Hey,
have some adventures for me.
1126
01:06:15,767 --> 01:06:17,532
Anyone want some fries
1127
01:06:17,534 --> 01:06:19,701
with their condor nuggets?
1128
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:29,366
Hold all my calls.
1129
01:06:29,368 --> 01:06:30,531
I'm going to celebrate
1130
01:06:30,533 --> 01:06:31,897
with my empress.
1131
01:06:31,899 --> 01:06:34,631
But my Lord, the invasion starts
in 20 minutes.
1132
01:06:34,633 --> 01:06:35,698
That's all right.
1133
01:06:35,700 --> 01:06:37,267
I'm only going to need four.
1134
01:06:43,267 --> 01:06:44,567
Huh?
1135
01:06:48,367 --> 01:06:49,502
Take me home.
1136
01:06:54,867 --> 01:06:56,564
So where's your ship?
1137
01:06:56,566 --> 01:06:58,897
I sent it back to earth.
1138
01:06:58,899 --> 01:07:00,897
Wait.
1139
01:07:00,899 --> 01:07:02,564
- What?
- Chickie was on it.
1140
01:07:02,566 --> 01:07:04,732
That was the only way
to make sure he got home safe.
1141
01:07:04,734 --> 01:07:06,632
Chickie?
1142
01:07:06,634 --> 01:07:07,832
Well, then exactly
1143
01:07:07,834 --> 01:07:09,331
how are we supposed
to get home?
1144
01:07:09,333 --> 01:07:11,897
Uh, Uber?
1145
01:07:11,899 --> 01:07:13,864
How about
the escape pods?
1146
01:07:13,866 --> 01:07:16,498
- Where are they?
- Top floor.
1147
01:07:22,001 --> 01:07:23,831
Hurry up.
1148
01:07:23,833 --> 01:07:25,031
Hurry, hurry, hurry!
1149
01:07:25,033 --> 01:07:26,665
What's your problem?
1150
01:07:26,667 --> 01:07:28,731
Oh, right.
I forgot to tell you.
1151
01:07:28,733 --> 01:07:31,465
Promise you won't get mad?
1152
01:07:31,467 --> 01:07:32,731
Mi amor,
1153
01:07:32,733 --> 01:07:35,697
come and get your emperor.
1154
01:07:35,699 --> 01:07:37,031
Huh?
1155
01:07:43,633 --> 01:07:45,331
I'll be back soon.
1156
01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:47,032
Why don't you just wait
right here for me,
1157
01:07:47,034 --> 01:07:49,497
winky smoochy face.
1158
01:07:49,499 --> 01:07:51,398
Oh, mamacita!
1159
01:07:51,400 --> 01:07:53,598
This whole ship's gonna blow?!
1160
01:07:53,600 --> 01:07:55,801
You promised you
wouldn't get mad!
1161
01:07:57,699 --> 01:08:00,565
♪ Where, where's my lunchbox? ♪
1162
01:08:00,567 --> 01:08:03,731
♪ Lunch, lunchbox,
where's my, my lunchbox ♪
1163
01:08:03,733 --> 01:08:05,731
♪ Where's my lunch,
lunch, lunchbox? ♪
1164
01:08:05,733 --> 01:08:07,764
♪ Where's my lunch, computer? ♪
1165
01:08:07,766 --> 01:08:11,732
♪ Where's my lunch,
lunch, lunchbox? ♪
1166
01:08:11,734 --> 01:08:13,265
♪ Computer, lunchbox? ♪
1167
01:08:16,934 --> 01:08:18,701
Huh?
1168
01:08:20,633 --> 01:08:21,867
Your Majesty.
1169
01:08:32,500 --> 01:08:33,302
The escape pods.
1170
01:08:36,733 --> 01:08:39,732
We just need to get to them
without causing a panic.
1171
01:08:39,734 --> 01:08:41,365
Panic, panic,
1172
01:08:41,367 --> 01:08:42,698
floor overheating.
1173
01:08:42,700 --> 01:08:45,464
Total devastation
in five minutes.
1174
01:08:46,767 --> 01:08:48,865
This is just a drill.
1175
01:08:48,867 --> 01:08:50,698
This is not a drill.
1176
01:08:50,700 --> 01:08:52,299
Well, at least
1177
01:08:52,301 --> 01:08:55,430
there are plenty
of escape pods.
1178
01:08:55,432 --> 01:08:57,032
No, there aren't.
1179
01:08:57,034 --> 01:08:57,935
Run, birdbrain, run!
1180
01:09:12,433 --> 01:09:14,999
That robot is a chicken!
1181
01:09:22,900 --> 01:09:24,798
Ahh.
1182
01:09:25,966 --> 01:09:27,567
Ooh.
1183
01:09:29,532 --> 01:09:31,497
Why yes,
1184
01:09:31,499 --> 01:09:33,831
I have been working out.
1185
01:09:35,900 --> 01:09:37,665
How dare you barge in on me?
1186
01:09:37,667 --> 01:09:39,565
But my Lord, I didn't mean to.
1187
01:09:39,567 --> 01:09:41,032
Slap yourself
in the face at once.
1188
01:09:41,034 --> 01:09:42,831
My Lord, it's...
1189
01:09:42,833 --> 01:09:44,698
an emergency!
1190
01:09:44,700 --> 01:09:47,530
- Ow!
- Huh?
1191
01:09:52,268 --> 01:09:54,497
Majesty, step away
from the chicken
1192
01:09:54,499 --> 01:09:56,464
- or we will shoot!
- Get us out of here!
1193
01:09:56,466 --> 01:09:57,664
Here goes nothing!
1194
01:10:15,366 --> 01:10:17,397
Kiss my feathers.
1195
01:10:17,399 --> 01:10:18,464
Kiss my feathers.
1196
01:10:21,000 --> 01:10:22,533
Well, I didn't see that coming.
1197
01:10:41,666 --> 01:10:42,867
Any other ideas?
1198
01:10:44,399 --> 01:10:45,800
I do have one.
1199
01:10:48,900 --> 01:10:50,431
Nice.
1200
01:10:50,433 --> 01:10:51,698
Now let's get out of here.
1201
01:10:51,700 --> 01:10:54,798
Computer,
where's our escape pod?
1202
01:10:56,499 --> 01:10:57,501
Son of a...
1203
01:11:10,633 --> 01:11:11,697
That tickles,
1204
01:11:11,699 --> 01:11:12,964
I'm stuck in something.
1205
01:11:12,966 --> 01:11:13,965
Inhale.
1206
01:11:22,267 --> 01:11:23,864
It's all my fault.
1207
01:11:23,866 --> 01:11:24,932
I should've left
1208
01:11:24,934 --> 01:11:26,797
when you first said to leave.
1209
01:11:26,799 --> 01:11:28,697
No, you're here
because of me.
1210
01:11:28,699 --> 01:11:30,431
It's my fault.
1211
01:11:31,767 --> 01:11:33,598
I'm sorry.
1212
01:11:38,699 --> 01:11:40,698
Did you throw up in here?
1213
01:11:40,700 --> 01:11:42,831
Ugh.
1214
01:11:42,833 --> 01:11:44,031
- What's that?
- Hey,
1215
01:11:44,033 --> 01:11:45,931
anybody need a ride?
1216
01:11:45,933 --> 01:11:47,330
Chickie?
1217
01:11:47,332 --> 01:11:48,698
But how?
1218
01:11:48,700 --> 01:11:50,631
I ejected the pilot.
1219
01:11:50,633 --> 01:11:52,664
Chickie,
you have to rescue us.
1220
01:11:52,666 --> 01:11:54,732
The mother ship
is going to explode.
1221
01:11:54,734 --> 01:11:55,900
Already on it.
1222
01:11:58,733 --> 01:12:00,032
Now tell me
that's not
1223
01:12:00,034 --> 01:12:01,467
the most beautiful sight ever.
1224
01:12:04,633 --> 01:12:06,964
- Huh?
- Do not put your faith
1225
01:12:06,966 --> 01:12:09,897
in beauty...
1226
01:12:09,899 --> 01:12:11,297
because beauty lies.
1227
01:12:11,299 --> 01:12:12,564
Let go of us.
1228
01:12:12,566 --> 01:12:14,565
I would've given you everything.
1229
01:12:14,567 --> 01:12:16,031
Believe me, I would rather die
1230
01:12:16,033 --> 01:12:17,865
than be with a monster like you.
1231
01:12:17,867 --> 01:12:19,466
Then here's your wish.
1232
01:12:26,967 --> 01:12:27,901
Chickie.
1233
01:12:30,034 --> 01:12:30,931
Chickie, are you all right?
1234
01:12:30,933 --> 01:12:32,397
Yeah.
1235
01:12:32,399 --> 01:12:34,032
Just a little dizzy.
1236
01:12:34,034 --> 01:12:35,365
You twisted maniac.
1237
01:12:37,800 --> 01:12:38,998
You're wasting your time.
1238
01:12:44,333 --> 01:12:45,964
Nice shot.
1239
01:12:55,899 --> 01:12:57,032
Now let's finish this.
1240
01:13:00,599 --> 01:13:01,598
Whoa.
1241
01:13:04,834 --> 01:13:06,965
Stop, just wait.
1242
01:13:10,734 --> 01:13:12,865
Huh, now you're really twisted.
1243
01:13:12,867 --> 01:13:14,731
Enough, Tremebunda,
1244
01:13:14,733 --> 01:13:17,530
remove your helmet now.
1245
01:13:17,532 --> 01:13:19,032
No, don't do it.
1246
01:13:19,034 --> 01:13:20,397
Don't listen to him.
1247
01:13:22,933 --> 01:13:24,831
Get off of me, bird boy.
1248
01:13:24,833 --> 01:13:27,864
Tell Treme to stop.
1249
01:13:27,866 --> 01:13:28,965
No, Treme.
1250
01:13:28,967 --> 01:13:30,397
Give it up, kid.
1251
01:13:30,399 --> 01:13:32,998
My security code is unbreakable.
1252
01:13:33,000 --> 01:13:34,531
Is it circle, triangle,
1253
01:13:34,533 --> 01:13:36,497
squiggle face, spider?
1254
01:13:36,499 --> 01:13:38,397
- How did you know that?
- There's a post-it.
1255
01:13:38,399 --> 01:13:39,565
No, no, no, no, no,
1256
01:13:39,567 --> 01:13:40,733
no, Mommy.
1257
01:13:47,867 --> 01:13:48,964
Oh.
1258
01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:49,968
Huh?
1259
01:13:52,966 --> 01:13:55,430
- What happened?
- It's no biggie.
1260
01:13:55,432 --> 01:13:56,865
You just tried to kill us
1261
01:13:56,867 --> 01:13:58,465
but it's all good.
1262
01:14:00,734 --> 01:14:04,364
You both are already dead.
1263
01:14:04,366 --> 01:14:06,698
Good luck outrunning that,
1264
01:14:06,700 --> 01:14:07,500
birdbrain.
1265
01:14:20,299 --> 01:14:22,266
What are you looking
at me for?
1266
01:14:28,300 --> 01:14:31,430
No. This is an executive pod.
1267
01:14:31,432 --> 01:14:33,667
You're getting
space everywhere.
1268
01:14:35,667 --> 01:14:37,330
Hmm.
1269
01:14:38,666 --> 01:14:39,935
Huh?
1270
01:14:41,833 --> 01:14:43,832
Tio, I'm scared.
1271
01:14:43,834 --> 01:14:44,935
It's gonna be all right.
1272
01:15:05,333 --> 01:15:06,931
Look, it's Pelotillehue.
1273
01:15:06,933 --> 01:15:08,697
Our inertial dampeners
1274
01:15:08,699 --> 01:15:09,897
are down to two percent.
1275
01:15:09,899 --> 01:15:11,732
Can you land this thing?
1276
01:15:11,734 --> 01:15:13,397
Maybe, but where?
1277
01:15:13,399 --> 01:15:14,797
I want you to cancel
the orphanage
1278
01:15:14,799 --> 01:15:18,330
and get me a first-class ticket
to Mars now!
1279
01:15:18,332 --> 01:15:21,565
Huh?
1280
01:15:21,567 --> 01:15:22,667
Amigos!
1281
01:15:24,766 --> 01:15:26,731
- Look over here!
- No!
1282
01:15:26,733 --> 01:15:27,864
Not the car!
1283
01:15:27,866 --> 01:15:28,868
No!
1284
01:15:31,867 --> 01:15:33,301
My baby! Please!
1285
01:15:39,899 --> 01:15:42,331
Ha! You missed me!
1286
01:16:02,599 --> 01:16:06,264
Yeah!
1287
01:16:06,266 --> 01:16:09,598
We can now officially
confirm that Earth
1288
01:16:09,600 --> 01:16:12,398
and with it,
the rest of the football season
1289
01:16:12,400 --> 01:16:13,765
has been saved!
1290
01:16:13,767 --> 01:16:15,030
My darling,
1291
01:16:15,032 --> 01:16:17,364
I thought I lost you forever.
1292
01:16:17,366 --> 01:16:19,634
You should be so lucky.
1293
01:16:24,899 --> 01:16:25,934
Oh, Mom.
1294
01:16:30,567 --> 01:16:32,397
Condorito!
1295
01:16:32,399 --> 01:16:33,764
You're back!
1296
01:16:33,766 --> 01:16:35,265
- Hey, guys.
- Did you get us anything?
1297
01:16:35,267 --> 01:16:37,632
Of course I did.
1298
01:16:37,634 --> 01:16:40,764
Who wants to play with
an alien artifact?
1299
01:16:44,467 --> 01:16:46,932
It's confirmed, ma'am.
1300
01:16:46,934 --> 01:16:48,931
The mothership has been
completely destroyed.
1301
01:16:48,933 --> 01:16:50,464
And the amulet?
1302
01:16:50,466 --> 01:16:52,465
There's no trace of it
on the scan.
1303
01:16:52,467 --> 01:16:54,998
- Professor?
- Yay!
1304
01:16:55,000 --> 01:16:57,497
Finally, a real alien
to dissect!
1305
01:16:57,499 --> 01:16:58,598
Dissect?!
1306
01:16:58,600 --> 01:17:01,964
These tentacles are fascinating.
1307
01:17:01,966 --> 01:17:03,497
Hmm.
1308
01:17:03,499 --> 01:17:05,265
That one isn't a tentacle.
1309
01:17:10,834 --> 01:17:12,398
Where you going?
1310
01:17:12,400 --> 01:17:13,597
You were right.
1311
01:17:13,599 --> 01:17:15,030
Yayita deserves a prince,
1312
01:17:15,032 --> 01:17:16,833
not a birdbrain.
1313
01:17:20,299 --> 01:17:21,798
Yes, but sometimes
1314
01:17:21,800 --> 01:17:22,697
even a birdbrain
1315
01:17:22,699 --> 01:17:24,567
can be a prince.
1316
01:17:27,032 --> 01:17:28,297
Go to her,
1317
01:17:28,299 --> 01:17:29,400
you nitwit.
1318
01:17:32,299 --> 01:17:33,897
Yayita,
1319
01:17:33,899 --> 01:17:35,963
I just wanted to say
1320
01:17:35,965 --> 01:17:37,631
if it wasn't for you,
1321
01:17:37,633 --> 01:17:40,632
I wouldn't have made it back.
1322
01:17:40,634 --> 01:17:42,732
You were the light
that guided me home.
1323
01:17:42,734 --> 01:17:44,565
Aww.
1324
01:17:44,567 --> 01:17:46,930
I know I don't
have much, but...
1325
01:17:46,932 --> 01:17:47,966
Yayita...
1326
01:17:49,733 --> 01:17:51,497
will you marry me?
1327
01:17:51,499 --> 01:17:53,433
Aww.
1328
01:17:54,932 --> 01:17:57,365
- No.
- Aww. Huh?
1329
01:17:57,367 --> 01:17:58,632
Condorito,
1330
01:17:58,634 --> 01:18:00,631
you know how much you mean to me
1331
01:18:00,633 --> 01:18:02,464
but it's just too soon
1332
01:18:02,466 --> 01:18:03,832
for us to get married.
1333
01:18:03,834 --> 01:18:05,465
I'm not ready.
1334
01:18:05,467 --> 01:18:07,798
So that means
there's no wedding?
1335
01:18:09,899 --> 01:18:12,297
The only thing I want from you
1336
01:18:12,299 --> 01:18:14,300
is right here.
1337
01:18:15,766 --> 01:18:17,930
You are the most amazing woman
1338
01:18:17,932 --> 01:18:19,667
in the universe!
1339
01:18:23,467 --> 01:18:24,963
Woo-hoo!
1340
01:18:44,799 --> 01:18:47,533
Pepe! Pepe! Pepe! Pepe!
1341
01:18:50,033 --> 01:18:51,697
Thank you, thank you.
1342
01:18:51,699 --> 01:18:53,631
Now, many of you
must be wondering,
1343
01:18:53,633 --> 01:18:54,863
Pepe Cortisona,
1344
01:18:54,865 --> 01:18:56,664
why are you throwing
your money away
1345
01:18:56,666 --> 01:18:59,465
on something as worthless
as needy children?
1346
01:18:59,467 --> 01:19:01,401
Well, all I can say is...
1347
01:19:03,999 --> 01:19:06,597
I have the butt of a donkey.
1348
01:19:08,367 --> 01:19:10,863
Uh, excuse me.
1349
01:19:10,865 --> 01:19:12,964
What I meant to say is...
1350
01:19:16,633 --> 01:19:18,431
Honey, don't you think
1351
01:19:18,433 --> 01:19:19,900
you've punished Pepe enough?
1352
01:19:24,433 --> 01:19:26,464
Not really.
1353
01:19:41,833 --> 01:19:43,601
Here you go.
1354
01:19:48,933 --> 01:19:50,431
Yes, yes, don't worry.
1355
01:19:50,433 --> 01:19:51,799
I'll add you on WhatsApp.
1356
01:20:04,766 --> 01:20:05,934
What's going on?
1357
01:20:08,634 --> 01:20:10,631
Oh, no. No,
1358
01:20:10,633 --> 01:20:12,365
no, no. Oh, please.
1359
01:20:12,367 --> 01:20:14,465
Tell me I did not pay
for all of this.
1360
01:20:14,467 --> 01:20:17,397
Lead Sack,
you've been very generous.
1361
01:20:17,399 --> 01:20:18,764
And in return,
the kids have done
1362
01:20:18,766 --> 01:20:20,565
something for you.
They all worked together
1363
01:20:20,567 --> 01:20:22,398
to repair...
1364
01:20:22,400 --> 01:20:23,631
your beloved...
1365
01:20:23,633 --> 01:20:25,565
automobile.
1366
01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:29,830
Whee, whee.
1367
01:20:29,832 --> 01:20:31,698
Uh, I guess it's now
1368
01:20:31,700 --> 01:20:34,832
more of an auto-immobile.
1369
01:20:39,835 --> 01:20:44,835
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