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Something's
wrong with your "frunk".
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It's all "frucked" up.
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I've instituted an operation
to safeguard our interests.
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Uh, Gavin Belson's office,
please.
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You wanted me
to unite the teams?
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They are united against me.
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If I'm not inspirational enough
for you, then there's the door.
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I will approve you
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as the soul beneficiary
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and the official executor
of Mr. Bachman's estate.
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This is my incubator now.
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You can't just kick us out,
Jian-Yang.
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Million Dollar Sunday Tournament every Sunday
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Wait a second.
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So, the guy who just
kicked me out of my house
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now owns 10%
of my company?
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Technically, he kicked you
out of his house.
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And he inherited all
of Mr. Bachman's assets
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including his 10% of Pied Piper.
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By faking his death.
Allegedly!
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Look, Richie.
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You didn't actually lose
anything here, okay?
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Bachman is the aggrieved party,
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and if he is actually still alive,
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he'll get his 10% back
when he shows up.
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In the meantime,
is it really any worse
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if it belongs to this Yang guy?
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No, I guess not.
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So what's your real beef
here then, huh, Richie?
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You got something against him?
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You don't have, like,
a bias against Asians, do you?
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Richard?
No, I don't.
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No, I just don't like being
kicked out of my house.
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By a...?
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N-Nothing. By no one!
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By any race!
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Yeah, I'm hearing
something different.
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You'd tell me if you harbored
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- nativist feelings, wouldn't you?
- Yes.
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Dana?
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Oh, hey.
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Hey!
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Dana, this is Richard Hendricks.
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He's the CEO of Pied Piper.
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And, Richard,
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this is Dana, CEO of Quiver.
Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, I hear you guys are giving
Akami a run for their money.
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Oh, yeah.
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Dana and I kept finding ourselves
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on the same bathroom
schedule back at Hooli.
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You know, men and their cycles.
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You know what?
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You guys should
get a meal together.
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Right? You're...
you're kindred spirits.
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You're both CEOs.
You have a lot in common.
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Sure, yeah. Maybe. Yep.
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Well, Richard, you're free
tomorrow night.
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But I'm not.
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I have a big party at my house.
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A lot of people
I don't know.
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So, see ya!
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What was that?
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I don't need you
to make friends for me.
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Oh, I just think
you could benefit
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from a friendship
with someone like Dana,
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who's so much like yourself.
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Like me?
You think that guy's like me?
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I just thought of something.
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Do you guys want
to come to my party?
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Dana, that's so gracious of you.
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That would be delightful.
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Okay, bye.
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Mm-kay.
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You don't see it?
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It's uncanny.
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Look at this.
This is what they're asking
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for a one-bedroom
apartment in Menlo Park.
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Oh.
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What?
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Well, I can comfortably afford
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my new one-bedroom apartment.
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You and I make
the same amount of money.
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I'm just wondering,
what is the difference?
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Could it be that
I didn't spend all my money
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on an absurdly
over-priced electric car?
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Gilfoyle!
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So kind of you to join us.
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You're welcome.
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Yeah! Uh, well,
it's, uh, 2:00 PM.
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So, fourth day in a row
you missed the stand-up meeting.
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Correct.
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Maybe you should
hold it later.
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Okay, 'cause
we literally moved it
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from 9:00 to 11:00
to accommodate you.
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So do you mind telling us
when you feel like you can make it in?
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Sure. Whenever you hold the meeting,
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I'll be in an hour after that.
Okay, well...
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What the fuck was that?
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Uh, that's the song
"You Suffer" by Napalm Death.
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Oh, yeah? That's... that's a whole song?
That's like a second.
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It's an alert.
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Whenever the price of Bitcoin
dips below a certain value,
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it's no longer
efficient to mine.
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When it comes back up,
it is.
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So, I need to know
when it breaks that threshold,
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so that I can remotely
toggle my rig at home.
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Okay. Any idea how often
that might happen?
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Bitcoin is very volatile.
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So...
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That's just so loud.
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A lot. Good. Alright, well...
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maybe turn it down
or something?
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Oh, fuck.
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What's up? You guys working
hard or hardly working?
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'Sup?
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Hey, buds.
How's it going?
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Man, these Bay Area rents, huh?
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High AF.
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How's a guy supposed
to live by himself,
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or lady, by herself?
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Especially on an everyman
coder's salary, you feel me?
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Are you offering us a cost of living raise?
Nope!
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Not at all. Even better.
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If one of you dudes
is strapped for cash,
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do you a solid.
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Move in, split the rent
"fiddy-fiddy."
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Or, 40/ "siddy" depending on
square footage of bedrooms.
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Come on! Think about it!
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Jazzy Jeff!
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Hold up!
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Hey, uh, you got space
in your crib?
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Um...
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Yes, I-I have a room.
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Hmm?
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Fuck. Yeah.
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Fuck yeah!
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There he is!
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Nice place.
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Yeah.
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That's what a billion-dollar
evaluation will get you.
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Hey, what a great topic of
conversation for you and Dana.
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Dana!
Oh, hey.
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You're just standing there.
Like a cool cowboy.
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Hey, yeah.
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I-I really like your place.
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Yeah, me too.
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Well, he liked it,
so he bought it.
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Right?
Just like you and that hoodie.
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So, Dana, interesting story.
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Uh, the reason Richard has
this bandage on his neck,
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and that he's got
one on his hand,
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is because he got so exhausted
during a code sprint,
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that he walked through
a plate-glass window.
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Now, I-I read on Pando
that you got injured also
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early on at your company?
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You should
tell Richard that story.
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Right? Interesting topic
between CEOs.
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If you want.
I mean, you don't have to.
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Alright, I'm gonna go mingle.
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Go get 'em.
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So, how did you hurt yourself?
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I tried to commit suicide.
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Cool. Not...
you know, interesting.
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Oh, wow! You cashed
another beer, you partier.
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I haven't cut loose in so long.
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I'll probably get
sloshed off of one beer,
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and start babbling.
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That's, um...
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Let's have a beer, right?
Let's celebrate!
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New job!
New roomies!
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New internet, right?
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I said I'd get sloshed
off of one beer, crazy man.
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Okay, um...
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I'm gonna go to bed.
Good night.
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No, no, no!
You know what? Hold on!
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I'll have...
I'll have one beer!
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I'm not saying
I don't like to party, Jeff.
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You like vodka?
Let's have a vodka.
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Yeah! Let's do vodka.
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Okay!
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Yeah.
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That's so much of it.
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That's a normal amount
right there.
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Is it?
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I like it.
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It's really cool.
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So, who painted it?
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A machine.
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It's actually
the first work of art
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made by AI to be sold
at Sotheby's.
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Sorry I'm late, Dana.
I got caught up.
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Hey! Hey, wait a minute, you're...
you're Richard Hendricks.
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Mm-hmm.
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Sorry, I'm, uh,
Ben Burkhardt.
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I'm... I'm Dana's COO.
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Dana told me he invited you.
I'm so psyched you came!
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Yeah. I got...
I have so many questions for you, man.
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Do you want to grab a drink
or do you want to stay here?
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There. Yeah.
Oh, great.
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I mean, even way back when
I was finishing my PhD at MIT,
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I would tell anyone
that would listen
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that a decentralized system
was the obvious eventuality.
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Yep. And now it's more
necessary than ever.
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I mean, the stuff Google and
Facebook are getting away with.
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It's insane. Totally.
Right?
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That's why I've always said
that the user's data
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should be in the hands
of consumers,
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not the corporations.
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100%, but see,
that can't happen,
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until someone iterates
a functional alternative.
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Which, I believe, Richard,
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I believe you're about to do.
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Well, I don't know.
Trying to, yeah.
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Have you solved, uh, co-locating
data with the compute test?
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How do you know about that?
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Do you code?
I used to, man.
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Uh, yeah, I loved it so much,
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but, you know, I got drawn
over to the business side.
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Richard!
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There you are!
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Hey. Jared Dunn.
Hi! Ben Burkhardt.
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Hey, Dana.
So, it's 9:00 AM in Dubai.
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I gotta make a call,
so, excuse me, guys.
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Oh.
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So, um, Dana was just telling me
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that he prefers a late lunch, too.
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Just like...
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Is that right?
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Kind of.
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Well, I see a colleague.
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I'll leave you guys
to... to chat.
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Cool. Mm...
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So, on the way out,
Dana told me
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that he really loved meeting you.
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He said it went great!
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Did you not think so?
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Yeah, it's just...
he didn't really talk, though.
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Yeah.
That's one of his quirks.
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He's fun.
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Hey, you know who I did
have a good conversation with?
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Who?
His COO.
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Who, Ben?
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Yeah, um, do you know him?
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Um, not well.
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I hear he's a very
competent executive.
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But apparently,
he left Oculus for Quiver
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in kind of an
unprofessional manner.
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Hmm, okay.
Well, he really loves Pied Piper.
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Jared, come on!
This is your condo.
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Sleep in your bed.
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Don't be silly. Hey!
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Uh, leave the lights on
as long as you want.
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Uh, hey, Jared?
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Yes?
Um...
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Never mind.
Uh, see you tomorrow morning.
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Sweet dreams.
Right, if only.
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00:10:41,965 --> 00:10:44,464
Did I tell you about
Gilfoyle's terrible song?
258
00:10:44,464 --> 00:10:47,381
Yes. Yes, you did.
And I heard it.
259
00:10:48,548 --> 00:10:51,923
I'm... I'm gonna go clean
the rice cooker, Dinesh.
260
00:10:51,923 --> 00:10:53,798
You know what the worst part is?
261
00:10:53,798 --> 00:10:56,297
He's actually a decent coder.
262
00:10:56,297 --> 00:10:57,673
He almost never fucks up.
263
00:10:57,673 --> 00:11:00,172
Uh, wait, almost?
264
00:11:00,172 --> 00:11:02,798
One time,
he royally fucked up,
265
00:11:02,798 --> 00:11:05,214
but even then,
he ended up saving the day
266
00:11:05,214 --> 00:11:06,214
with all his fridges.
267
00:11:08,089 --> 00:11:09,381
Fridges?
268
00:11:09,381 --> 00:11:11,047
Seppen Smart Fridges!
269
00:11:11,047 --> 00:11:12,423
And you know what?
270
00:11:12,423 --> 00:11:13,840
It was totally illegal.
271
00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,881
Really? Illegal?
272
00:11:15,881 --> 00:11:19,214
So, tell me about these fridges.
Jeff!
273
00:11:19,214 --> 00:11:21,339
I can't tell you that.
274
00:11:21,339 --> 00:11:22,589
It's a company secret.
275
00:11:22,589 --> 00:11:25,881
Okay, um, let me get you
some more vodka, Dinesh.
276
00:11:27,256 --> 00:11:29,881
Thank you guys for
seeing me on such short notice.
277
00:11:29,881 --> 00:11:32,089
Well, it's an honor
to have you, Gavin.
278
00:11:32,089 --> 00:11:35,256
Back there, we test our
compressor run capacitors.
279
00:11:35,256 --> 00:11:38,256
But here is what I'm sure
you'll be most interested in seeing.
280
00:11:38,256 --> 00:11:41,256
This is our smart fridge
development team.
281
00:11:41,256 --> 00:11:43,756
To be honest, we were a little nervous
282
00:11:43,756 --> 00:11:46,256
about wading into the
Internet-enabled market.
283
00:11:46,256 --> 00:11:47,756
Over the last 80 years,
284
00:11:47,756 --> 00:11:49,589
we've built a real trust
with our customers.
285
00:11:49,589 --> 00:11:51,089
Alright! Great tour!
286
00:11:51,089 --> 00:11:53,006
Oh, there's a lot more to see.
287
00:11:53,006 --> 00:11:55,131
Ugh. Why? Look.
288
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,923
I came here to offer you
a partnership
289
00:11:56,923 --> 00:11:58,339
to cut down your server bills.
290
00:11:58,339 --> 00:11:59,631
Oh!
291
00:11:59,631 --> 00:12:02,131
Well, our server costs
were far higher
292
00:12:02,131 --> 00:12:03,673
than we anticipated.
293
00:12:03,673 --> 00:12:05,798
As we said,
we're not well versed in...
294
00:12:05,798 --> 00:12:07,965
The 20th century?
Yeah, you mentioned that.
295
00:12:07,965 --> 00:12:10,172
Do you want to save
a fortune or not?
296
00:12:10,172 --> 00:12:11,297
Well, yes.
297
00:12:11,297 --> 00:12:13,297
In exchange, I need you
to do something for me
298
00:12:13,297 --> 00:12:16,047
with regard to the people
who hacked your refrigerators.
299
00:12:16,047 --> 00:12:18,297
I'm going to destroy
their lives.
300
00:12:18,297 --> 00:12:21,172
- So, what?
- So...
301
00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:23,131
So, I turned to Bill Gates...
Yeah?
302
00:12:23,131 --> 00:12:24,464
Right, and I said...
303
00:12:24,464 --> 00:12:27,381
"I don't know, Bill.
Maybe you should Google it."
304
00:12:27,381 --> 00:12:29,464
You said that to Bill Gates?
305
00:12:29,464 --> 00:12:31,172
I did! I swear.
306
00:12:32,589 --> 00:12:34,131
Hey...
307
00:12:34,131 --> 00:12:36,756
can I ask you, um...
308
00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:40,506
Did you tell Dana
that we were having lunch?
309
00:12:40,506 --> 00:12:43,089
Richard, I told you that
Bill Gates story for a reason.
310
00:12:43,089 --> 00:12:46,089
I, um, I practice something
called "radical candor."
311
00:12:46,089 --> 00:12:49,006
Which is no matter how
uncomfortable the truth is,
312
00:12:49,006 --> 00:12:50,089
I'm gonna tell it to you.
313
00:12:50,089 --> 00:12:52,631
And the honest truth is...
314
00:12:52,631 --> 00:12:55,006
I did not tell Dana
about this lunch.
315
00:12:56,381 --> 00:12:59,256
Things with Dana
have gotten stagnant.
316
00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:01,631
But the other night...
317
00:13:01,631 --> 00:13:03,506
talking to you, Richard, I...
318
00:13:03,506 --> 00:13:05,464
I felt that spark again.
319
00:13:05,464 --> 00:13:07,798
What are you saying?
Okay, well.
320
00:13:07,798 --> 00:13:09,172
The first tenet
of rad-can, Richard,
321
00:13:09,172 --> 00:13:11,256
is to just... is to just
say what you think,
322
00:13:11,256 --> 00:13:13,131
and so I'm gonna do that.
I'm gonna say what I think,
323
00:13:13,131 --> 00:13:14,840
and, Richard, I think
we should work together.
324
00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,798
Oh. You mean, like...?
325
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:20,047
Like, I could be your COO.
326
00:13:22,381 --> 00:13:23,548
Um...
327
00:13:24,506 --> 00:13:25,881
I don't know.
328
00:13:27,423 --> 00:13:29,715
Maybe we shouldn't
be doing this.
329
00:13:29,715 --> 00:13:31,047
Whoa, whoa, Richard.
330
00:13:31,047 --> 00:13:32,715
We're just talking.
331
00:13:32,715 --> 00:13:34,464
You see any numbers
written down here?
332
00:13:34,464 --> 00:13:35,589
Do you see a Power Point?
333
00:13:35,589 --> 00:13:37,089
No, we don't even
have a laptop.
334
00:13:37,089 --> 00:13:39,506
Exactly! 'Cause we're not doing
anything wrong. Oh, shit!
335
00:13:40,548 --> 00:13:42,798
- Party of one.
- Shit.
336
00:13:42,798 --> 00:13:44,965
I looked at his calendar and
it said he had a meeting.
337
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,881
Okay, Richard, I'm gonna
continue being honest with you
338
00:13:46,881 --> 00:13:48,881
and tell you that I have to
leave now through the kitchen.
339
00:13:48,881 --> 00:13:50,923
Okay.
Okay, please don't tell anyone about this.
340
00:13:50,923 --> 00:13:52,589
Okay.
341
00:13:56,214 --> 00:13:57,881
What? Hey!
342
00:13:57,881 --> 00:14:00,256
Hey, Dana! What the heck?
Dana, right?
343
00:14:00,256 --> 00:14:01,464
Oh, hi.
344
00:14:01,464 --> 00:14:03,756
I'm just... Are you
having lunch alone?
345
00:14:03,756 --> 00:14:05,464
I am!
I'm totally alone.
346
00:14:05,464 --> 00:14:07,589
Uh, in fact...
347
00:14:07,589 --> 00:14:08,965
do you want to, uh,
348
00:14:08,965 --> 00:14:11,089
join me at my table for one?
349
00:14:11,089 --> 00:14:12,923
Oh, okay.
350
00:14:12,923 --> 00:14:14,214
Sure.
351
00:14:14,214 --> 00:14:15,464
Come on over.
352
00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:22,548
One beef pot pie.
One beef pot pie, no carrots.
353
00:14:22,548 --> 00:14:23,965
Yep. Here.
354
00:14:23,965 --> 00:14:25,756
Put 'em here.
355
00:14:27,756 --> 00:14:31,589
I love beef pot pie.
356
00:14:31,589 --> 00:14:33,923
And only kind of
like carrots.
357
00:14:39,756 --> 00:14:42,631
Oh, fuck!
358
00:14:42,631 --> 00:14:44,172
Gilfoyle, goddammit.
359
00:14:44,172 --> 00:14:46,881
Could you please stop that fucking noise?
I'm serious.
360
00:14:46,881 --> 00:14:49,423
How will I know when
to remote toggle my rig?
361
00:14:49,423 --> 00:14:51,548
Easy, you won't,
and neither will any of us,
362
00:14:51,548 --> 00:14:53,798
because you won't
remote toggle anything!
363
00:14:53,798 --> 00:14:55,881
No more remote toggling!
Got it?
364
00:14:55,881 --> 00:14:57,589
Just...
Hey.
365
00:14:57,589 --> 00:14:59,464
Hey! How was lunch,
you little minx?
366
00:14:59,464 --> 00:15:01,297
What?
367
00:15:01,297 --> 00:15:02,840
Yeah, you thought
I wouldn't find out.
368
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:04,381
I was, uh, texting with Dana.
369
00:15:04,381 --> 00:15:05,965
Just checking in.
And he mentioned
370
00:15:05,965 --> 00:15:08,506
that you two met up.
Oh, yeah!
371
00:15:08,506 --> 00:15:10,756
Yeah! Just, just
briefly for... yeah.
372
00:15:10,756 --> 00:15:13,673
Yeah! I-I-I knew you two
would hit it off.
373
00:15:14,631 --> 00:15:16,339
You know, Dana did mention
374
00:15:16,339 --> 00:15:18,256
that he thought
you might be bulimic.
375
00:15:18,256 --> 00:15:19,965
Okay.
376
00:15:19,965 --> 00:15:22,214
Great, um...
377
00:15:22,214 --> 00:15:25,715
Jared, do you think
it's time we hire a COO?
378
00:15:25,715 --> 00:15:26,965
Oh!
379
00:15:26,965 --> 00:15:29,047
Did Dana suggest
we hire someone like Ben?
380
00:15:29,047 --> 00:15:30,589
Yeah. Yeah, like Ben.
381
00:15:30,589 --> 00:15:32,214
You see, if you didn't
have lunch with Dana,
382
00:15:32,214 --> 00:15:33,673
this never would've come up.
383
00:15:33,673 --> 00:15:36,006
I'll put together a list.
384
00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:37,006
Great.
385
00:15:38,131 --> 00:15:40,006
Um...
386
00:15:40,006 --> 00:15:41,673
Richard, you should see this.
387
00:15:44,506 --> 00:15:46,673
What the fuck?
388
00:15:46,673 --> 00:15:50,172
Seppen is suing us
for $10 million in damages.
389
00:15:50,172 --> 00:15:52,047
The complaint
specifically cites,
390
00:15:52,047 --> 00:15:55,756
"sullying their smart fridges
with mime-simulated fellatio."
391
00:15:55,756 --> 00:15:58,297
"Our customers invite us
into their homes.
392
00:15:58,297 --> 00:15:59,923
"The kitchen is
the modern hearth.
393
00:15:59,923 --> 00:16:03,172
We cannot have that trust violated."
Is that a typo?
394
00:16:03,172 --> 00:16:04,631
Do they mean "heart"?
395
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,548
How did Seppen find out it was us?
396
00:16:06,548 --> 00:16:07,965
I don't know.
397
00:16:07,965 --> 00:16:09,172
You tell us, Gilfoyle.
398
00:16:09,172 --> 00:16:11,006
You said you pulled
all our code and bleached it.
399
00:16:11,006 --> 00:16:12,089
Maybe you missed something.
400
00:16:12,089 --> 00:16:13,715
No.
401
00:16:13,715 --> 00:16:14,923
No way.
402
00:16:14,923 --> 00:16:17,214
They have no proof it was us.
Ignore them.
403
00:16:17,214 --> 00:16:19,548
Ignore them?
What the fuck kind of solution is that?
404
00:16:19,548 --> 00:16:22,297
No. "Hearth."
It's a word. Huh!
405
00:16:22,297 --> 00:16:24,965
We don't need to solve anything.
They have nothing.
406
00:16:24,965 --> 00:16:27,047
Well, I'm pretty sure
they have something, Gilfoyle.
407
00:16:27,047 --> 00:16:29,923
So you fucked up somewhere!
I didn't fuck up.
408
00:16:29,923 --> 00:16:32,256
Well, guys, I'm sure
there's something we can do here.
409
00:16:32,256 --> 00:16:33,840
Uh, just give me a second.
410
00:16:40,089 --> 00:16:42,214
Hey, sorry!
I-I can't talk right now.
411
00:16:42,214 --> 00:16:43,798
Can we meet up?
412
00:16:43,798 --> 00:16:45,881
Um, my place. Midnight.
413
00:16:45,881 --> 00:16:48,089
Okay, I gotta go.
414
00:16:48,089 --> 00:16:49,256
Okay.
415
00:16:54,506 --> 00:16:55,881
Okay, so wait.
416
00:16:55,881 --> 00:16:58,297
You're telling me
this Gilfoyle guy
417
00:16:58,297 --> 00:17:00,339
first hacked into the fridges
as a prank?
418
00:17:00,339 --> 00:17:02,047
Without your knowledge?
419
00:17:02,047 --> 00:17:03,965
Uh, yeah.
420
00:17:03,965 --> 00:17:05,589
Well, there you go, Richard!
421
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:06,798
If you didn't authorize it,
422
00:17:06,798 --> 00:17:08,089
then he's acting
as a rogue agent.
423
00:17:08,089 --> 00:17:10,589
You tell Seppen that
and Pied Piper's off scot-free.
424
00:17:10,589 --> 00:17:13,047
Yeah, but what would
happen to Gilfoyle?
425
00:17:13,047 --> 00:17:15,423
I don't know.
There'd be criminal and civil charges
426
00:17:15,423 --> 00:17:17,089
he'd have to deal
with on his own.
427
00:17:17,089 --> 00:17:18,506
Oh, Jesus!
428
00:17:18,506 --> 00:17:20,631
I don't know.
Sounds kinda brutal.
429
00:17:20,631 --> 00:17:22,756
In the end, being on
those fridges saved us.
430
00:17:22,756 --> 00:17:25,756
Richard, I-I told you
about radical candor, yeah?
431
00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,297
Well, what I'm getting
from you now,
432
00:17:29,297 --> 00:17:31,381
is the opposite of that.
433
00:17:31,381 --> 00:17:34,297
It's actually something
we call "ruinous empathy."
434
00:17:34,297 --> 00:17:36,548
You want to destroy
your entire company
435
00:17:36,548 --> 00:17:39,047
just to keep one
bad actor happy?
436
00:17:39,047 --> 00:17:41,089
That's not fair
to you, Richard!
437
00:17:41,089 --> 00:17:44,506
Oh, come on.
Gilfoyle will never be happy.
438
00:17:44,506 --> 00:17:46,214
This is exactly the kinda thing
439
00:17:46,214 --> 00:17:48,589
I could help you with
if you hired me.
440
00:17:51,631 --> 00:17:53,339
Hey, any news?
441
00:17:54,715 --> 00:17:57,840
Oh, goddammit.
Why is that thing still fucking doing that?
442
00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,673
I guess Gilfoyle forgot to turn it off.
443
00:17:59,673 --> 00:18:01,089
It's been doing that all morning.
444
00:18:02,297 --> 00:18:03,506
I don't have his password.
445
00:18:04,965 --> 00:18:07,047
Bitcoin is really volatile today.
446
00:18:07,047 --> 00:18:09,423
Yeah, okay.
Uh, where is he?
447
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:11,548
Well, it's 10:00 AM, so not here.
448
00:18:13,423 --> 00:18:16,881
Okay, you know what?
Fuck Gilfoyle.
449
00:18:16,881 --> 00:18:18,172
Fuck him right to hell.
450
00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:19,548
I've been saying that
for years.
451
00:18:19,548 --> 00:18:21,006
Where's Jared?
452
00:18:25,881 --> 00:18:27,673
Richard, are you serious?
453
00:18:27,673 --> 00:18:28,923
Yes.
454
00:18:28,923 --> 00:18:31,673
Well, I concede that
laying it all at Gilfoyle's feet
455
00:18:31,673 --> 00:18:34,339
might get us out of
the Seppen lawsuit, but...
456
00:18:34,339 --> 00:18:37,548
I mean, you'd really throw
him to the wolves like that?
457
00:18:37,548 --> 00:18:39,548
That doesn't sound like you.
458
00:18:39,548 --> 00:18:40,965
Well, maybe I'm just becoming
459
00:18:40,965 --> 00:18:42,673
a little less ruinously empathetic.
460
00:18:42,673 --> 00:18:44,881
Have you been seeing a therapist?
461
00:18:44,881 --> 00:18:46,047
No.
462
00:18:47,297 --> 00:18:49,089
But...
463
00:18:49,089 --> 00:18:52,715
I have been seeing Ben.
464
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:53,881
Ben Burkhardt.
465
00:18:53,881 --> 00:18:56,047
Oh, Richard, no.
466
00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,673
He's Dana's COO. You're...
467
00:18:57,673 --> 00:19:00,089
You're jeopardizing
your entire friendship with Dana.
468
00:19:00,089 --> 00:19:02,506
What friendship with Dana?
469
00:19:02,506 --> 00:19:04,006
Who could be friends with that guy?
470
00:19:04,006 --> 00:19:05,214
I got news for you, Jared.
471
00:19:05,214 --> 00:19:06,506
Dana sucks, man!
472
00:19:06,506 --> 00:19:07,673
Richard!
473
00:19:07,673 --> 00:19:08,881
I mean, he is a dog.
474
00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:10,756
How did he even
found his own company?
475
00:19:10,756 --> 00:19:12,256
Is he even smart?
476
00:19:12,256 --> 00:19:13,548
Okay, that's unfair.
477
00:19:13,548 --> 00:19:15,715
Look, this is your company.
478
00:19:15,715 --> 00:19:17,756
And you can work with whomever you want.
479
00:19:17,756 --> 00:19:20,047
But I need you to
think long and hard
480
00:19:20,047 --> 00:19:22,047
about what you're proposing
to do to Gilfoyle.
481
00:19:22,047 --> 00:19:24,548
We're talking about
criminal charges here.
482
00:19:24,548 --> 00:19:26,131
He could be deported.
483
00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:27,965
There has to be
another option.
484
00:19:27,965 --> 00:19:29,965
Well, no offense, Jared,
485
00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:32,131
but Ben says there isn't.
486
00:19:32,131 --> 00:19:34,381
Okay?
And he is a world-class COO
487
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:37,256
that has brought multiple
companies to a billion dollars.
488
00:19:37,256 --> 00:19:39,256
And you're just
a biz dev guy.
489
00:19:41,339 --> 00:19:44,131
I'm... I'm sorry. I...
490
00:19:44,131 --> 00:19:47,131
I just think that
in this particular situation,
491
00:19:47,131 --> 00:19:49,756
Ben might know
a little better.
492
00:19:51,464 --> 00:19:53,339
Okay.
493
00:19:53,339 --> 00:19:54,756
You're the boss.
494
00:19:57,798 --> 00:19:59,214
You know,
but I will say this.
495
00:19:59,214 --> 00:20:02,089
If you're really going
to start working with Ben,
496
00:20:02,089 --> 00:20:03,923
at least give Dana
the common courtesy
497
00:20:03,923 --> 00:20:06,131
of telling him the truth
about what you guys are doing.
498
00:20:07,089 --> 00:20:09,881
Because if you
don't tell him...
499
00:20:09,881 --> 00:20:11,214
you're the dog.
500
00:20:27,715 --> 00:20:29,381
Thanks for, uh,
having me over.
501
00:20:29,381 --> 00:20:32,798
Of course.
So, it's gonna be a bit weird at first.
502
00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:34,756
Then it's gonna be okay.
503
00:20:34,756 --> 00:20:35,798
What?
504
00:20:52,631 --> 00:20:53,965
Hi, this is Jared Dunn.
505
00:20:53,965 --> 00:20:56,506
Um, sorry, I don't
recognize this number.
506
00:20:56,506 --> 00:21:00,381
Jared? Come here now.
507
00:21:00,381 --> 00:21:01,840
Jian-Yang?
508
00:21:03,006 --> 00:21:06,464
So... Ben told me everything.
509
00:21:06,464 --> 00:21:08,339
Oh!
510
00:21:08,339 --> 00:21:10,172
Uh...
511
00:21:10,172 --> 00:21:11,423
Well...
512
00:21:11,423 --> 00:21:13,131
Radical candor,
I guess, right?
513
00:21:13,131 --> 00:21:15,631
Yeah, he told me how
you kept texting him non-stop.
514
00:21:15,631 --> 00:21:18,673
And he kept refusing,
but you were relentless.
515
00:21:18,673 --> 00:21:20,631
What? Uh, no!
516
00:21:20,631 --> 00:21:22,881
Richard, it's...
it's immaterial.
517
00:21:22,881 --> 00:21:24,673
The point is,
Dana knows everything now.
518
00:21:24,673 --> 00:21:27,297
However it came to that,
it's just words in the winds.
519
00:21:27,297 --> 00:21:28,840
"Words in the winds"?
520
00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:30,047
Yeah.
521
00:21:30,047 --> 00:21:32,715
Well, Richard, looks like
you got what you wanted.
522
00:21:32,715 --> 00:21:34,589
You're both adults.
523
00:21:34,589 --> 00:21:36,339
You can work together
if you want.
524
00:21:36,339 --> 00:21:38,840
I just wish you'd demonstrated
the measure of spirit
525
00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,589
to discuss this
with me to my face.
526
00:21:40,589 --> 00:21:42,339
But...
527
00:21:42,339 --> 00:21:45,756
guess there's no honor
among thieves, hmm?
528
00:21:45,756 --> 00:21:47,756
Well...
529
00:21:47,756 --> 00:21:49,047
good luck, gentlemen.
530
00:21:49,047 --> 00:21:50,381
You deserve each other.
531
00:21:52,172 --> 00:21:53,715
Dana.
532
00:21:58,047 --> 00:21:59,965
Wow.
533
00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:02,548
You know, I've never
really seen him like that.
534
00:22:02,548 --> 00:22:04,423
He's so assertive.
535
00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:05,631
Uh, articulate.
536
00:22:05,631 --> 00:22:07,673
Yeah, he's had a head cold
the last couple weeks.
537
00:22:07,673 --> 00:22:08,840
Been pretty low energy.
538
00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,381
Really?
539
00:22:10,381 --> 00:22:11,923
Yep!
540
00:22:11,923 --> 00:22:14,256
Oh!
So, I guess...
541
00:22:14,256 --> 00:22:17,339
You and me, huh, Richard?
542
00:22:17,339 --> 00:22:18,464
Together, at last.
543
00:22:18,464 --> 00:22:20,047
Yeah.
544
00:22:21,923 --> 00:22:23,756
Dana rides a motorcycle?
545
00:22:23,756 --> 00:22:24,965
Yep.
546
00:22:24,965 --> 00:22:26,756
Cool.
547
00:22:32,089 --> 00:22:34,548
So, uh, what
exactly did you...
548
00:22:35,965 --> 00:22:38,631
The witch lost his mind.
549
00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:41,631
Gilfoyle, you smoke?
550
00:22:41,631 --> 00:22:44,423
I kept mulling
that Seppen shit.
551
00:22:44,423 --> 00:22:47,172
I didn't leave a bit
of my code on that fridge.
552
00:22:47,172 --> 00:22:49,673
No remnants, nothing,
so how do they know?
553
00:22:49,673 --> 00:22:51,798
Then I realized...
554
00:22:51,798 --> 00:22:54,131
they're listening to us.
555
00:22:54,131 --> 00:22:56,423
They've been listening to us
this whole fucking time.
556
00:22:56,423 --> 00:22:58,339
Right.
All these devices
557
00:22:58,339 --> 00:23:00,256
are listening to us!
558
00:23:00,256 --> 00:23:02,131
Okay, um...
559
00:23:02,131 --> 00:23:05,006
Gilfoyle, I-I think
you need some rest.
560
00:23:05,006 --> 00:23:05,965
Not yet.
561
00:23:05,965 --> 00:23:08,297
I checked their firmware
and their logs.
562
00:23:08,297 --> 00:23:10,881
The fridge is set
to record constantly
563
00:23:10,881 --> 00:23:12,256
streaming everything
back to the cloud.
564
00:23:12,256 --> 00:23:14,172
They must have gone
through those audio logs,
565
00:23:14,172 --> 00:23:15,715
and listened
to our conversations.
566
00:23:15,715 --> 00:23:19,339
Wait, even if they
aren't listening to us,
567
00:23:19,339 --> 00:23:22,923
just the fact that
they could be is interesting.
568
00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:24,798
Shit.
569
00:23:24,798 --> 00:23:26,464
They make smoke detectors.
570
00:23:26,464 --> 00:23:28,131
I think there's one
in the kitchen.
571
00:23:28,131 --> 00:23:29,756
Those fuckers are listening.
572
00:23:31,464 --> 00:23:32,840
Jian-Yang, are...
are you copying
573
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:36,715
all those companies for the
Chinese markets? Oh, no.
574
00:23:36,715 --> 00:23:38,840
Fuck you, Seppen.
575
00:23:49,840 --> 00:23:52,089
Hey! Where have you been?
576
00:23:52,089 --> 00:23:54,256
Um, I stayed at Big Head's last night.
577
00:23:54,256 --> 00:23:56,798
Oh, God, I've been calling all night.
Yeah.
578
00:23:56,798 --> 00:23:58,923
I just didn't feel like
getting reprimanded.
579
00:23:58,923 --> 00:24:00,464
I-I thought maybe
you were locked
580
00:24:00,464 --> 00:24:02,256
in another Starbucks
bathroom overnight.
581
00:24:02,256 --> 00:24:04,381
One time, Jared. One time.
582
00:24:04,381 --> 00:24:07,172
Okay, you're just gonna have
to catch up on the fly, then.
583
00:24:07,172 --> 00:24:09,047
On the fly, what?
584
00:24:13,006 --> 00:24:14,214
Richard Hendricks,
585
00:24:14,214 --> 00:24:17,548
this is Tom and Viola from Seppen.
How do you do?
586
00:24:17,548 --> 00:24:19,381
Oh, hi.
Alright, uh,
587
00:24:19,381 --> 00:24:21,214
we won't take up any more of your time.
588
00:24:21,214 --> 00:24:24,506
Richard has called you
in today, because...
589
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:26,840
of this.
590
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,381
Um, this is Seppen's
Smart Fridge Terms of Service,
591
00:24:29,381 --> 00:24:30,881
where you specifically state
592
00:24:30,881 --> 00:24:33,715
that only refrigerator
command-related user data
593
00:24:33,715 --> 00:24:35,715
will be uploaded to your cloud's service.
594
00:24:35,715 --> 00:24:37,089
That's correct.
595
00:24:37,089 --> 00:24:40,464
We believe that the refrigerator
is the hearth of the modern...
596
00:24:40,464 --> 00:24:42,548
Stop talking.
597
00:24:42,548 --> 00:24:45,047
We know your refrigerators
are streaming
598
00:24:45,047 --> 00:24:46,798
all recorded audio
to the cloud.
599
00:24:46,798 --> 00:24:48,464
Every single conversation.
600
00:24:48,464 --> 00:24:52,548
Which is tantamount
to illegal wiretapping.
601
00:24:52,548 --> 00:24:55,548
You thought a mime
performing fellatio was bad?
602
00:24:55,548 --> 00:24:57,131
What happens when
your customers find out
603
00:24:57,131 --> 00:24:58,548
that every single thing
they've ever said
604
00:24:58,548 --> 00:25:01,715
in front of their "hearth"
has been recorded?
605
00:25:04,089 --> 00:25:05,297
Oh, shit.
606
00:25:05,297 --> 00:25:07,798
We never listen to any recordings.
607
00:25:07,798 --> 00:25:11,256
Look, we never wanted to get into
this tech stuff in the first place,
608
00:25:11,256 --> 00:25:13,297
but our marketing department insisted.
609
00:25:13,297 --> 00:25:15,131
Between us...
610
00:25:15,131 --> 00:25:18,589
Gavin Belson was the one
that pushed us to sue you.
611
00:25:18,589 --> 00:25:20,423
Is there something
we can do here?
612
00:25:21,881 --> 00:25:23,423
This is a deal memo
613
00:25:23,423 --> 00:25:26,881
stating that Pied Piper
will fix your security issue,
614
00:25:26,881 --> 00:25:28,089
and update your system
615
00:25:28,089 --> 00:25:30,089
to Pied Piper's stack
in the future
616
00:25:30,089 --> 00:25:31,756
which will lower
your server costs
617
00:25:31,756 --> 00:25:34,006
and improve the security
of your fridges.
618
00:25:34,006 --> 00:25:36,423
In exchange,
you drop the suit.
619
00:25:36,423 --> 00:25:38,047
Uh, Richard?
620
00:25:38,047 --> 00:25:40,256
Did I state that correctly?
Is that our offer?
621
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:44,673
Uh-huh. Yep.
622
00:25:44,673 --> 00:25:47,381
I'd also like to tell you
I have a Seppen bread machine,
623
00:25:47,381 --> 00:25:50,089
and I have never been
happier with an appliance.
624
00:25:50,089 --> 00:25:51,589
- Pleasure.
- Thank you so much.
625
00:25:53,339 --> 00:25:54,464
Hey.
626
00:25:54,464 --> 00:25:57,339
I'm so sorry if
I overstepped my bounds.
627
00:25:57,339 --> 00:25:59,131
It's just time
was of the essence.
628
00:25:59,131 --> 00:26:01,548
Are you kidding me?
Jared, you saved us.
629
00:26:01,548 --> 00:26:05,464
And you did it without
having to fuck Gilfoyle over.
630
00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:06,965
Thanks!
Yeah, um...
631
00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:09,965
We should talk about
what they said about Gavin.
632
00:26:09,965 --> 00:26:11,881
Hello, Pied Piper!
633
00:26:11,881 --> 00:26:13,923
Nice gender mix.
634
00:26:13,923 --> 00:26:15,965
Could use a little
more color.
635
00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:18,131
Baby steps, right?
Where do you want me?
636
00:26:18,131 --> 00:26:20,798
What are you doing here?
What are you talking about?
637
00:26:20,798 --> 00:26:22,923
Well, I-I said I'd call you.
638
00:26:22,923 --> 00:26:24,256
I didn't say I was hiring you.
639
00:26:24,256 --> 00:26:26,131
Richard...
640
00:26:26,131 --> 00:26:28,506
I-I left Dana for you.
641
00:26:28,506 --> 00:26:29,881
I know. Ha!
642
00:26:29,881 --> 00:26:31,881
I'm aware.
643
00:26:31,881 --> 00:26:33,089
But...
644
00:26:33,089 --> 00:26:35,339
let me try a little
radical candor.
645
00:26:35,339 --> 00:26:38,881
Um, cheating on your CEO
646
00:26:38,881 --> 00:26:40,381
and then blaming it all on me
647
00:26:40,381 --> 00:26:43,297
is not really the kind of
behavior I like to reward.
648
00:26:43,297 --> 00:26:47,172
Nor is pushing me
to put my friend in jail.
649
00:26:48,172 --> 00:26:49,589
Okay.
650
00:26:49,589 --> 00:26:51,673
You want candor, Richard?
651
00:26:52,673 --> 00:26:55,339
You are objectively
making a huge mistake.
652
00:26:55,339 --> 00:26:57,840
I'm a world-class COO, okay?
653
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:59,131
And your heavy metal friend?
654
00:26:59,131 --> 00:27:01,006
I mean, he's obviously a dick.
655
00:27:01,006 --> 00:27:02,923
And you know...
you know what else, Richard?
656
00:27:02,923 --> 00:27:05,172
You're 20 to 30 pounds
underweight.
657
00:27:05,172 --> 00:27:06,506
It's gross.
658
00:27:08,381 --> 00:27:10,464
Who was that?
He seemed smart!
659
00:27:13,006 --> 00:27:14,214
Hey, Richard?
660
00:27:14,214 --> 00:27:17,715
I'm at least
45 pounds underweight.
661
00:27:17,715 --> 00:27:19,715
Okay, and don't
worry about him.
662
00:27:19,715 --> 00:27:21,881
We're gonna find you
a much better COO.
663
00:27:22,881 --> 00:27:24,381
I think we already have.
664
00:27:28,256 --> 00:27:29,715
You want the job?
665
00:27:31,548 --> 00:27:33,214
Jared, uh...
666
00:27:33,214 --> 00:27:34,840
Alright, okay.
667
00:27:34,840 --> 00:27:37,381
I'm okay. I know, just take it...
Everyone can see you.
668
00:27:37,381 --> 00:27:39,339
Oh my God.
Yeah, let's have a seat.
669
00:27:39,339 --> 00:27:41,172
Just think about it.
I'm okay!
670
00:27:41,172 --> 00:27:42,881
Yeah, let's...
671
00:27:42,881 --> 00:27:46,297
Do you want some water?
Just breathe, just breathe.
672
00:27:46,297 --> 00:27:49,214
Seppen said that Gavin was
pushing them to sue us, right?
673
00:27:49,214 --> 00:27:52,006
Uh, yeah, but that
shouldn't be a surprise.
674
00:27:52,006 --> 00:27:53,881
But Seppen had no idea
that we broke in.
675
00:27:53,881 --> 00:27:55,923
How the fuck did Gavin know?
676
00:27:55,923 --> 00:27:56,965
Right!
677
00:27:56,965 --> 00:28:00,464
What?
Are you suggesting that...
678
00:28:00,464 --> 00:28:03,631
someone in here is
leaking info to Gavin Belson?
679
00:28:03,631 --> 00:28:05,673
I am.
680
00:28:05,673 --> 00:28:07,631
We have a mole on our hands.
681
00:28:13,589 --> 00:28:15,423
What the fuck is going on
over there?
682
00:28:15,423 --> 00:28:17,089
Um, yeah, bad news.
683
00:28:17,089 --> 00:28:20,089
Seppen just left, and...
and it looks like they're gonna settle.
684
00:28:21,756 --> 00:28:23,589
Hey! Dude.
685
00:28:24,965 --> 00:28:26,965
We have a mole!
685
00:28:27,305 --> 00:28:33,826
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