All language subtitles for Rosapoo (2018) [Malayalam Original - 720p HDRip - x264 - 1.4GB - ESubs]

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Allah!

Oh, Lord!

Oh, Lord!

Allah! What is this?

All praise to Allah!

How will I take this? Oh, dear.

Thanks for showering
me with these riches.

You could have given me
a sack to fill it in.

Oh, dear.

Who knows how many millions are in it?
Thank you, Lord.

One crore is a
meagre sum nowadays.

Who am I to refuse an
opportunity given by God?

I will take it all. Okay?

Even God isn't blessed
with common sense.

If He had done this earlier,
I wouldn't have had

to suffer like this. I
will take everything.

If I had known this would happen,
I would have hired a rickshaw.

Let me see. I will
do what I can.

Why is there a delay in
releasing the funds?

Allah!

Rukhiya, what happened?

Rukhiya, what happened?

Nothing, Mom. He had a dream.

- Oh..
- Was I dreaming?

"A crescent-shaped ship
arrived at Kochi."

"A crescent-shaped ship
arrived at Kochi."

"It's an Arab ship full
of hidden treasures."

"It's an Arab ship full
of hidden treasures."

"It's an Arab ship full
of hidden treasures."

"It's full of hidden treasures."

"Who shared my sorrows?
Who gave me shelter?"

"I don't know.." - Hey!

If you dance in there,
you'll break your back.

"The clouds have bloomed.." Mr.
Director.

I have to pay my
tuition fees tomorrow.

Don't say that you didn't
know about it then.

Go to school.. Bye, Brother.
Bye, Mom.

"The ship.."

Mister, is Mr. Ambrose's
house nearby?

It is a rented house, right?
Yes. It's over there.

"Her prince too has
arrived on that ship."

"The sun's signet is
embossed on his attire."

"The sun's signet is
embossed on his attire."

- I am leaving.
- Wait.

Mr. Nazar's daughter is
getting married next month.

We should gift her something special.
Sure, definitely.

I will buy a necklace
of five sovereigns

with whatever money I
get by selling these.

With whatever money I
get by selling these.

- Why five? Go for ten!
- Okay.

Mr. Ambrose.. Ma'am,
please call him.

Dear, he isn't here.
He went out.

Who are you?

Mr. Ambrose took my tuition fee.
It's Rs. 200.

I will get the money from
him once he comes back.

From this dump? Really?
Don't joke.

"Exotic oils were brought for
her since it's her wedding."

For how long will we
survive on loans?

Can't you forget about movies

and find a job that
provides a regular salary?

Wow, it's a beautiful frame.

Dear, it's the notice
of a new case.

The case is going
to go on forever.

Forget about the assets.

I don't care if we don't
get a penny of it.

But I won't allow anyone else
to enjoy my father's assets.

"A crescent-shaped ship
arrived at Kochi."

"A crescent-shaped ship
arrived at Kochi."

"A crescent-shaped ship
arrived at Kochi."

"It's an Arab ship full
of hidden treasures."

"It's an Arab ship full
of hidden treasures."

I am leaving.. "It's full
of hidden treasures."

Hey.. Oh, no! Ma'am, move aside.

The bike will hit you..
Run over me and kill me!

Oh, no! Then who
will lend me money?

Hey, I did it for your deceased
father and your family..

One day, you came to me crying
as your house and assets

were going to get confiscated.
I asked you to subscribe

to my chit fund. You joined, didn't you?
Yes, I did.

My chit fund was
ruined because of you.

If you had any good traits
of your father, Mr. Syed

you wouldn't have
done such mean acts.

You wouldn't have
done such mean acts.

It was a disastrous year
for Malayalam cinema.

Superstar movies have
flopped at the box office.

Theatres are being shut down.

Sir, tell me. Who are
the ones behind this?

- Directors..
- Oh..

Movies must resemble real life.

The ones which don't will be
discarded by the audience.

Movies will flop.
Theatres will shut down.

We will shut them down!

Ma'am, my duty-free shop is
being constructed in Ernakulam.

I had to invest Rs. 4 lakhs in that.
And hence the cash crunch.

Mr. Shanu, is the construction
of your jewellery complete?

Jewellery, juice
shop and whatnot.

He has a lot of
shops in Ernakulam.

He sold his mom's nuptial chain even
though he has his own jewellery.

You won't leave without
giving my money back.

Ma'am, don't insult me.

One month. Give me
a month's time.

I swear on my deceased
father, I will pay you back.

Give him some more time, ma'am.

Yes.. Please.

So, Director Sandhesh Menon

So, Director Sandhesh Menon

even you belong to
this group, don't you?

What do you mean?

Well.. Your last four movies
were disastrous flops.

Stop it!

What has it got to do with you?

Did your dad produce
these movies?

Get out right now!

I was annoyed the moment
I saw this freak!

Go.. Get lost!

Or else I will
destroy your camera.

Paru..

Why do you have to call your
wife for such petty issues?

- Today, it's the 11th.
- Yes.

If you don't pay my money back
by the 11th of next month

I will come to your house! I
will come to your home and pay.

You are my dearest. Please move.

Don't vanish. You
won't see me again.

Paru!

Ambrose, run..

Catch them.. Who
does he think he is?

Mister, please weigh this. Okay.

Are you weighing gold?

It's three and a half kilograms.
That's all? Yes.

Here's the money.

- All right, then.
- Okay.

Yes, Mr. Rajiv, tell me.

How much?

1,000 crores. That's
not an issue.

Yes. We can deal
with that easily.

It's in Mumbai, right? Okay.

- Who is it?
- Who knows.

What's my share?
Tell me that first.

Get it up to 5 percent.

It's a guy from Mumbai.
Do you owe him money?

Get lost.

He has Rs. 1,000
crores of black money.

It needs to be changed.

How? By painting it? I
will thrash you hard!

10 crores of white money in
return for 20 crores of black.

The commission would
be 5 percent.

5 percent of 1,000 crores..

Oh, God! It's Rs. 50 crores.
Bloody fool!

Would anyone with Rs.
1,000 crores do business

with penniless guys like you?

They will play in
their own range.

Whenever I give you guys a
brilliant idea, you dismiss it.

Whenever I give you guys a
brilliant idea, you dismiss it.

Stop daydreaming and try to
implement practical ideas.

If it's okay with you, I
will give you my new idea.

Hey, one of your stupid
ideas is over there. - Yes.

This is the true
fragrance of life!

A fragrance that gives
meaning to life.

Smell it.

Wow..

Three roses, it makes
your lives fragrant.

It wasn't fragrant, it stank!

I haven't done such a
business ever in my life.

Hey, pal! Do you
have Chivas Regal?

- Hey!
- Stop!

What do you want it for? For
your dying father to sip!

We will catch him someday
and teach him a lesson.

What is it, Shanu?
You look angry.

That guy is too annoying.

Mr. Nazar, mom told
me everything.

The wedding is after two months.
The groom is from Ponnani.

He works as a security guard
in Oman Airways. - Really?

So, I'd have to go to
Oman to see Nadira.

We still haven't gotten
the gold and the money.

When your dad was alive, he used
to give me a lot of courage.

Don't worry, Mr. Nazar.
We are all here with you.

We will celebrate her wedding.
Won't we?

We will come to your house
to meet your mom. - Sure.

All right then.

Pal, why did you give them hope?

That's the only thing
we have with us.

That's a bad excuse.

I used to lull her in my arms.
When? Long back!

Bhanu has come up with
another stupid idea.

Don't fall for that.

No way.. No one can cheat me
when it comes to business.

Give my book back.

The total including
yesterday's bill is Rs. 27.

- Rs. 27.
- I don't have anything.

You are going to make
deals worth crores.

Give it to him. Get the
money from Varkey.

What an awful bunch! Pauper!

- Bald rascal!
- Yes!

Egg!

Egg business.

It's a different
business idea of mine.

Great! From incense
stick to eggs!

There is something wrong with him.
Let him talk.

An egg is not something
to be frowned upon.

Do you know the value of a zero?

I'd have to see my
mark sheet for that.

I'd have to see my
mark sheet for that.

Don't be silly, man.

For an MBA graduate, an egg
is not just an egg! - Then?

The MBA graduate has started
early in the morning. - Indeed.

Do you even know the
expansion of MBA? Yes.

Moron Bhanu's Association.

It's silly but apt, isn't it?

What is his next stupid idea?
Egg business.

Do we need an MBA for that?
Go on.

It's not a regular egg business.
Okay.

We will go straight to this
place called Namakkal.

We buy 1,50,000 eggs from the
wholesale dealers there.

We return to our town
with these eggs.

We then sell it to the
wholesale dealers over here.

Won't it be a failure?

No.. This won't go well.
Varkey, stop it.

Go on, Bhanu.

These eggs can be sold to one
buyer or multiple buyers.

It would be better if we
don't sell it at all.

We will sell it, but
not more than 50,000.

For one egg, we reap
a profit of 3 paise.

For one egg, we reap
a profit of 3 paise.

Great! 3 paise. That's
a lot of profit!

Bhanu, tell me.

1,50,000 times 3..

So, the total profit for one
load will be Rs. 4,500.

That's okay.

But how will we
raise the capital?

Imagine this, pal.

A load a day for
the next 30 days.

How much? 30 days.. And
4,500 in profit per day.

So, for one month the profit will be Rs.
1,35,000.

How much is it again? Rs.
1,35,000 profit.

How is it?

You got it, didn't you?

Do you know how many eggs come
from Tamil Nadu to Kerala daily?

45 lakhs.

We'll brand these eggs.

Assume that this company
brands all the eggs

that are imported to
Kerala in a month.

All the eggs in Kerala will
be branded by this company.

All the eggs in Kerala will
be branded by this company.

Next month, it would be
another company and so on..

How is it?

We will charge 10 paise for
advertising on one egg.

45 lakhs times 10 paise..
Rs. 4.5 lakhs.

Our profit will be 5 paise.

So, after all the expenses

we'd have a daily profit of Rs.
2.25 lakhs. Got it?

So, for 30 days,
our total profit

will be Rs. 67 lakhs!

And the total turnover for a
year will be Rs. 16.2 crores.

Our earnings for a year will be Rs.
8.1 crores.

I am ready to be a millionaire.
What about you?

Wait.

I am ready.

"Did an egg hatch
in your heart?"

"An egg that is
your lucky charm."

"It's not adulterated,
it's of the best quality."

"It's full of vitamins."

"Even a toddler will
have fun eating it."

"It's a beautiful egg,
the best of its kind."

"A lean guy or a
handsome hunk.."

"Their strengths are these eggs,
these beautiful white eggs.."

"Eggs.."

"Don't hesitate, just buy it."

"Eggs.. The hens laid them all."

"Buy one for yourself and
savour it, my dear."

"Eggs.."

"It's rich in goodness."

"Its shape is flawless and
that's the beauty of it."

"It's a favourite
across the globe."

"It's a threat when somebody
throws one at you."

"It strengthens your hair,
it enhances your beauty."

"It's a natural remedy,
that's how good it is."

"It's present in the sweetest
of cakes and creams."

"It's as white as a pearl,
the beautiful egg."

"Eggs.."

"Don't hesitate, just buy it."

"Eggs.. The hens laid them all."

"Buy one for yourself and
savour it, my dear."

"Eggs.."

"Don't hesitate, just buy it."

"Eggs.. The hens laid them all."

"Buy one for yourself and
savour it, my dear."

"Buy one for yourself and
savour it, my dear."

"It strengthens the weak body."

"It goes well with a
couple of drinks."

"Smack one on the goon's face."

"One for the kid who scored
a zero in his exams."

"One for each meal of the day."

"Make an omelette for yourself
and savour it, my dear."

"It doesn't cost much though
it tastes like heaven."

"Life is incomplete without it."

"Everything about it is heavenly,
the beautiful white egg.."

"Egg.."

"Don't hesitate, just buy it."

"Eggs.. The hens laid them all."

"Buy one for yourself and
savour it, my dear."

"Buy one for yourself and
savour it, my dear."

"Egg.."

"Don't hesitate, just buy it."

"Eggs.. The hens laid them all."

"Buy one for yourself and
savour it, my dear."

Hey. Bhanu is something!

You know what our problem is!
We don't have an MBA.

There are a lot of ideas.
But we can't implement it.

And what happens in the end?

Everything we do is a disaster.

Now you see..

Now that we have an MBA graduate
with us, we are successful.

Hello.. Good Morning Foods!

- Where?
- Thammanam, okay..

Okay..

It's the wholesale
dealer from Thammanam.

He asked us to reach
there quickly.

I think they are going
to place a new order.

- So fast?
- Yes..

Hello.. Good Morning Foods!

What would it be like
for the Ambanis?

Pal, it's from Ernakulam market.

They asked us to get there quickly.
Come.

If it goes on like this, we
will be millionaires soon.

What is this?

- What the hell is this?
- An egg!

- What the hell is this?
- An egg!

An egg! Which bird's egg is it?

That's what I want to know.

Is it the egg you
were talking about?

Whose egg is it?

Whose egg is it? It's not ours.

- Yes..
- Really?

This is the stock that
you gave us today.

It's not just one or two.
50,000!

We gave you chicken eggs,
not some bird's eggs.

Oh, really?

Don't do this because you
have nothing else to do.

You should know the trade.

Or else, you will get
what you deserve.

- I didn't get you.
- Me neither.

Eggs are of different sizes.
A large one, for foreigners.

Then there is medium,
for people like us.

Then there is a variety
which is of no use at all.

This one! It's called bullet.

This is what you gave. Look!

You may take it and
do whatever you like.

Take it.

Is it the egg of a crow?

You thought you could
trick us with these.

Are you trying to cheat us?

Get lost. Well.. For this time..

Take it away. Just once..
Get lost.

Eggs for cheap prices! Anybody?

Eggs for cheap prices! Anybody?

Eggs!

Sir, 50 eggs for Rs. 5.

I will give it a try here.

10 paise for 1 egg, ma'am. No..

Oh, God! Not a soul wants it!

Sir, please buy it.

- Eggs..
- No..

Eggs.. Anybody want eggs..

I can't even see properly.

Shanu, I'm fed up.

Nobody wants it
even if it is free.

- Will you get rid of it?
- You..

Even I have to tell
you the same thing.

We've been here since morning.
We want to go home.

Even I have to..

Will you please pay us?

Oh, Lord! What an ordeal.

I've only heard of
Voodoo using eggs.

I will smack it..
What have I done?

Shanu, it's a populated area..
Count them all.

Shanu, it's a populated area..
Count them all.

It's going to be dawn soon.

As per the old saying, one
must gauge his losses too.

A jeep! What? Stop!
Police! Oh, no!

- Police..
- Just a moment.

Hey, what are you doing?

Is this a place to
dump your waste?

Oh, no.. It's not waste.
These are fresh eggs.

If you want it..
Get in the jeep!

Just a moment. Let me dump this.

Now, I am free.

Oh, God! Wait.. Let me talk.

Shanu, faster.. They
are right behind us.

My bike will explode
if I go any faster.

Oh, Jesus! Will it explode?

Shanu, I think you are man
enough to face them alone.

Didn't we agree that we would
share everything equally?

Come on.. We will get
thrashed for sure.

Ma'am, pour some water on it.
It might explode!

Oh, Lord! Isn't he Mr.
Syed's son?

"I'm stuck between the
sea and the devil.."

Up.. - Don't stop. There's
another guy behind me.

Up.. - Don't stop. There's
another guy behind me.

"Each day is an ordeal.."

Greetings, sir. I'm
a bit busy now.

Poor guy. He has been running like
this since his father's death.

Stop..

"My heart is throbbing
out of my chest.."

"Each day is an ordeal.."

"This life is a tragedy."

"The whole world is after me.."

"The whole world is after me.."

"Kochi is a small town."

"When will I make a
name for myself?"

"I'm stuck between the
sea and the devil.."

"My heart is throbbing
out of my chest.."

"I'm stuck between the
sea and the devil.."

"I'm stuck between the
sea and the devil.."

"My heart is throbbing
out of my chest.."

Did his egg business flop too?
Oh, Lord!

Shall we?

Help me, sir.

My property will be
confiscated in two days.

Go to the bank.

The house and the adjacent
property is all I have!

I will be out on the
streets if I lose that!

I will be out on the
streets if I lose that!

If you sleep on the streets,
some vehicle will run over you.

You! I borrowed only Rs.
2 lakhs from you.

- Move aside..
- You cheat!

Move! You scoundrel! You
destroyed my family!

- Greetings..
- Please sit.

- I will call you soon.
- Okay..

Mr. Velayudhan, they are not
happy about you coming in late.

Call them after an hour.
Let them wait!

Let them wait..
That's right, Bhama.

- Mr. Venu.
- Coming, sir.

Did you get the papers
signed by them?

Everything is ready.
It's perfect.

How much did you pay them?

They asked for 10.
I gave them 3.

Oh, no! It's for a wedding.
That wasn't needed.

But it's okay.

Bhama, go and call Mr. Jose.

Senile bastard!

Mr. Jose, it's worth Rs.
60 lakhs.

His commission is 2.5 lakhs.
Here it is.

- Please count.
- Come on.

- Count.
- I won't count.

If the full payment isn't
there, you'll be counting bars.

Do you want some money? We'll
get another load of eggs.

Mr. Venu, look who is here.

Our dearest Shanu!

Shanu has put on weight.

Hasn't he? It must be the eggs.

Shanu, come here..

Do you have the money? Go..

Come here. He will pay
it back, won't you?

Look how innocent he is!

You thief!

You took the entire commission
that the exporters gave you

to give to Mr.
Velayudhan, didn't you?

No, sir. I used it
to buy the eggs.

But it was a failure. I
didn't intend to cheat you.

I thought I'd pay you back
after the business flourished.

But it was a failure,
as you know.

I will break your balls
for investing my money.

I will break your balls
for investing my money.

Come on, tell me. When
will you give my money?

Three months. Really?
Bring it tomorrow.

- No. One month.
- Okay.

I will give you a month's time.

You may leave, Shanu..

- Shall I leave, sir?
- Listen..

If you try to escape again..
I won't.

What's the point in escaping?

Do you want any snacks? It's
not the end of the world.

I have another idea..
Something to do with tea.

Sandra.. Oh, no. I have
to talk in English now.

Hey.. How are you? Bhanu!
How are you?

I am good..

- Meet my pal.
- Hi, how are you?

He is also doing well.

What are you two business
magnates doing here?

Don't make fun of us.

Ambro tells me all your stories.

The egg business was a failure, right?
Yes.. Sandra..

- Time to go live.
- Hi, Ambro.

Move.. - Live. - Live!

No need of any makeup? No, start.
Here is the mic.

Today, I am going
to talk about..

Today, I am going
to talk about..

She is such a popular anchor.

What is he teaching her? Why
do you talk in English?

It's a Malayalam channel.
Talk in Malayalam.

Are you ready?

Sandra, we are
connecting the call.

First call.. It's from our staff.
Ready.

Welcome to 'Dil Se'.
Who is this?

- My name is Prince.
- Prince.

Do you know what this
program is all about?

Yes, I know. We get to confess
our love for somebody, right?

Yes, that's right.

Where are you calling from?

I work at a channel. I
am calling from Kaloor.

So, Sandra..

The ones close to
me call me Pinchu.

I'd like you to
call me the same.

Our first caller,
Prince aka Pinchu

is going to confess his
love to his lover.

The name of that girl is Sandra.

Sandra, do you hear
what Pinchu is saying?

Pinchu loves you!

Pinchu loves you!

Pinchu, what does she do?

I am talking to her.

It's your birthday on
April 4th, isn't it?

On every birthday of yours
and on every Valentine's day

I buy a gift for you. That's
so sweet of you, Prince.

Shall I call you Chinchu?

Okay.. You didn't
give me an answer.

I love you, Sandra..
Hang up! Kisses.

Do you want to kiss her?
I dare you.

Kisses.. I wanted
to spice it up.

Hell with it! You were
flirting with her.

Damn!

Here is the song for our
first caller, Prince.

Shanu, I came here to
tell you something. What?

Don't you know Kareem?
Which Kareem?

He is the son of Mr.
Mohammed, the one who limps.

Oh, that guy. He may
not look that great.

He has tricked a sheikh in Dubai
and come back with millions.

I will introduce you to him.

Try your best to get
him under your spell.

You're good at that. It
may work out for you.

Hey! Do you have duck eggs?

- Duck eggs! Go to hell!
- Hey..

Shanu, come here. Why
do you even bother?

- Such a scoundrel!
- Well..

We'll try to persuade Kareem. I
will catch him someday. What?

Mister.. Do you have the spray?
What? Do you have the spray?

What is wrong with you?
We don't sell sprays. Go!

Where do they come from?
Don't lie.

Everyone said that only this
shop has that particular spray.

Take it, then.. Pal.
Who told you that?

Everyone said the same thing.
Let's go.

I will go insane. Get
inside the shop. Leave.

Is it that kind of spray?
No.. The other one.

Oh, the other one.. Pal.

- Which one?
- The other kind..

That's what you want.

I will give it right now. You
should have told it earlier.

This won't work.

Where is it?

I got it, it's here.

But it's slightly expensive.

- How much is it?
- Rs. 1,000.

- How much is it?
- Rs. 1,000.

What? It's too costly.
Bring it down.

It will last long..

This is new. It
will last an hour.

- An hour?
- Here is the money.

How often should I spray?
Spray it all.

- All of it?
- Yes!

It will last an hour.. Let's go.

- Come on.
- Leave for a week..

It's a painkiller, isn't it?
His body will burn.

God sent him this way as
He knows that I am broke.

Look.. I don't remember when
I last saw a Rs. 1,000 note.

Now I know why.. Look.
'Thenmazha'.

Such movies have made
them all perverts.

They didn't even check
what they bought. Really?

Mr. Varkey, don't
blame such movies.

Why not? Come on, I'll explain.

Do adult movies
have such market?

Which era are you living in?

I had watched one such movie
when I was in 10th grade.

10th grade? - 7th..

7th grade? - 5th.. - Enough.

If you have 10 lakhs to invest

you can earn 5
crores in a month.

- How?
- I will explain.

- How?
- I will explain.

This is another brilliant
business approach of mine.

We go straight to Chennai.

We go there and meet Laila.

We make a movie with Laila.

We release that movie.

Money will shower on us
once the movie is released.

Won't we get drenched?
Keep quiet.

We will make a movie with Laila.

We will make millions.

Mr. Kareem.

'Kiliolathumbi' was made on
a budget of Rs. 8 lakhs.

'Kiliolathumbi' was made on
a budget of Rs. 8 lakhs.

Look.. How much money
did it collect?

It's in crores.

Sir, the producers are
making lots of money.

It will surely be a hit.
It's a pleasure fest.

Here. She is the queen
of this business.

She is the most bankable star after Mr.
Rajinikanth.

- Isn't she?
- Yes.

It's a great movie.

What a performance!

The theatres are still
houseful even after months.

Sajitha, Reshmi, Bindu, Mariya..
Babitha. Babitha.

If you have any one of them,
the movie will be a hit!

But have you seen Laila?

Not just Laila.. Reshmi,
Bindu, Sajitha, Mariya..

They are very close to me.
They call me Shanu.

Mr. Kareem.

Mr. Kareem.

The tickets have been sold out.

Black tickets are being sold for Rs.
150. Right?

The other superstars are
shocked by the movie's record.

What would it be like
without Prasanth and Laila?

The theatres would
have shut down.

People are struggling hard
to make a movie with them.

But since we know Prasanth, we
won't have to struggle much.

Don't you know Prasanth?

The director of 'Kiliolathumbi'.

He introduced Laila.
He is his cousin..

Sir, we can produce a movie
with the help of my contacts

and make millions.

But all I have are contacts.
I don't have money.

The ones with money
will make money.

Kareem, all you have to do is invest Rs.
11 lakhs.

You will get Rs. 2
crores in one month.

We will share the
profit equally.

As soon as the shooting is
over, a deal will be made.

There are plenty of
people in line for this.

That's why I asked you.
Give me Rs. 12 lakhs.

I will take care of the rest.
Shanu.

Are you telling the truth? I
swear to God, I don't lie.

Also.. Telugu, Kannada,
Marathi, Hindi, Chinese..

- Urdu.
- Urdu.

You will get paid separately
for all these languages.

There is no language barrier.

Well.. Then why don't the ones
who make a deal produce it?

Do you know why?

- They won't get the dates.
- Oh..

Since we know Mr.
Prashant, we'll get it..

Right?

Oh, dear..

Oh, that's how it is.

If you invest 2 lakhs, we
will produce a good movie

and make millions. That's all.
It's very easy. Okay?

And make millions. That's all.
It's very easy. Okay?

It's not just the money
that you'll get..

But I don't have that much
money with me, Shanu.

Even if I sell my wife's jewellery,
I'll get only 5 to 6 lakhs.

I want you to manage the rest.

What if we sell the house?
You can sell yours.

We will scale greater
heights together.

Also.. I want something
more than profit..

What is it? Look at the
way they're staring.

Can't you wear
something appropriate?

What is wrong with this?

This is not Dubai.

So?

What? Nobody wears
such clothes here.

And nobody hugs while
greeting like you do.

And nobody hugs while
greeting like you do.

Such girls are seen
in a different light.

Ambrose, you are impossible.

Don't be too possessive.

Why are you so
bothered about others?

Candles for sale..

Here.

'Jesus, I am broke.'

'I will light it all
when I have money.'

Hey.. I am going to
produce a movie.

Don't be negative like that.

Get lost. Nobody
cracked a joke here.

We don't have to invest
crores for this.

It's a small movie.. Cut it.
With Laila in it.

Jesus!

- Adult movie?
- Yes.

It must be his idea, isn't it?

You may be broke, but
you have your honour.

Don't do this.

You don't have to
invest a lot of money.

Rs. 10 lakhs is enough. We
will reap a huge profit.

The egg business that you
suggested has given us enough!

You won't allow us
to live, won't you?

Nobody is going to
know about this.

I have found a few investors.

So, you are going to
produce an erotic movie?

Yes, now I need to
find a director.

Why look for someone else

when we have a talented
director with us?

- Who?
- You.

Get lost!

Movies have been my
passion since childhood.

I won't make such movies!

Don't dismiss it by calling
it an erotic movie.

Then what shall I say?

It's a sneak peek into the lives
of common people like us.

The only difference is that
we peek into their bedrooms.

Right? Such movie culture
is prevalent in Europe.

Is it? He doesn't know
much about Europe.

This isn't Europe.
This is Kerala.

What about your idol, Mr.
Bharathan's movies?

'Rathinirvedham',
'Aaravam', 'Thakara'..

'Tuition teacher'..
That isn't his movie.

Why didn't he? Ms.
Rekha's 'Kamasutra'..

'Uthsavam', Deepa Mathew's 'Fire'..
What were these movies about?

It was erotica.

Tell him about Mr.
Bharathan's movies.

What about his movie, 'Thakara'?
It's a classic.

Nobody says that it's
an erotic movie. No.

You should make such a classic.

With Laila? We can't
get Aishwarya Rai.

What about the legends
you talk about?

That guy.. Kurosawa, Polanski..
Roman Polanski?

I don't know his full name.
It's Polanski.

What were there initial
movies all about?

- It was erotica.
- Come on!

Jackie Chan, Sylvester Stallone,
Arnold Schwarzenegger..

They started their
career with such movies.

Why go further?
What about Madonna?

He does such movies
on top of football?

It isn't Maradona, it's Madonna.
Who is that?

Erotic. First, you will
make movies with Laila.

Later, you will make movies
with Mohanlal, Mammootty.

Aamir Khan.. You will
be world famous soon!

Aamir Khan.. You will
be world famous soon!

If it's difficult for you, use
his name instead of yours.

What? Why do you
want to use my name?

You can't use my name either.
I am the producer.

I've decided that
he's the director.

I am not experienced. I have
only assisted in one movie.

That's more than enough.

Anyway, you are
learning direction.

Yes, but.. We are
there with you.

If we are out of options, we
will copy an English movie.

Let me tell you.

Hey, people say certain movies
have a Bharathan touch.

Now this one will have
an Ambrose touch.

"Oh, beauty, please don't
shed your tears.."

Another talent with
a Bharathan touch..

It's time for movies
with an Ambrose touch.

Ambrose touch.

Isn't he a kid? Will he be
able to direct such a film?

Isn't he a kid? Will he be
able to direct such a film?

Do you even need to ask?

Do you know who he is?

He has worked under
great directors

like Kamal, Sathyan
Anthikad and Shaji Kailas.

But he is so humble. Right?
Yes, he is. Yes.

'Thenmazha', 'Thirumadhuram',
'Tuition Teacher'

'Driving School'. Have you
seen these movies? - Shucks!

Then you must!

They are super hit movies
that have grossed crores.

And who is the mastermind behind them?
Who? It's him.

But his name won't appear anywhere.
It'll be concealed. - Yes.

It's not a decent
job, after all.

Right?

You know what?

I don't care about the means

I want results.

I need money.

Hey..

Tell him that.

Do one thing.

You owe Mr. Velayudhan Rs.
4 lakhs, right?

You owe Mr. Velayudhan Rs.
4 lakhs, right?

He'll invest Rs. 6 lakhs more. That
makes a total of Rs. 10 lakhs.

You too must invest Rs. 2 lakhs.

Even you should be held
accountable, right?

And we'll split the
profit in half.

Rs. 1 crore for each of us.

If you agree with that.. Mr. Venu,
get his signature on the document.

Here you go.

Shanu, Rs. 1 crore is
guaranteed, right?

What is the storyline?

The storyline..

How does it matter, right?
Exactly.

Who will be the heroine?

H-Heroine.. Didn't I tell you?
It's Laila.

Not just her!

You must cast Bindu, Reshmi,
Preeta and Mariya as well.

The budget will increase if
it's a star-studded movie.

The budget will increase if
it's a star-studded movie.

Shanu, I saw a film
yesterday night.

It had all these
beautiful women.

Oh, my God! It was a
titillating performance!

Are there bath scenes?
Of course!

There will also be mortar grinding,
floor wiping and sexual assault.

- What do you mean?
- Rape scenes.

Right, Ambro?

Y-Yes.. Yes, rape scenes.
That's just great!

Laila will look good in
a dhoti and red blouse.

That's great!

Where is the shoot location?
Munnar.

- M-Munnar.
- Munnar.

That's awesome! That's
what I had in mind!

Right? - The cold will help
intensify the hot scenes.

Got it!

- Isn't he the director?
- Yes.

Is he dumb?

Say something. Don't just
sit there like a statue.

I.. - He is weaving a
story in his mind. I see.

We need some money in advance.

Don't you interview the cast before
the movie? What do you call it?

Interview.

- Casting.
- Yes, exactly!

Naughty! That's all
he cares about.

Naughty! That's all
he cares about.

Did you get it? Won't I be
there on the interview panel?

Aren't you the panel chairman!

When will I get to meet them?

Just tell him what you want.

Be it Sajitha, Babitha or Bindu,
he'll fulfil your wish. Right?

- Really?
- Of course, he will.

Do they have full package deals?
Yes, full package.

Full package deals?
Yes. Oh, wow!

What about the advance payment?

Hand it over.

Here you go. Rs. 1 lakh.

The rest will be given
during the shoot.

Done!

Shanu, sign this document.

Is that necessary?

Rs. 1 crore is
guaranteed, right?

Of course. Right? YYes. Yes.
Then sign it! Go on! Yes.

I have to join a gym tomorrow.

My back has become stiff.

My back has become stiff.

Getting a massage would be better.
What?

You know, a massage. Really?
It will do wonders.

- Yes.
- Yes.

See you then.

See you.

This is like buying
a wedding dress

without having a groom.

We have investors.

But where will I find Laila?

This is too much! What did I do?

Why did you pull me into this?

That was just the means
to extort money.

Where will those
ladies be right now?

They must be sleeping, right?

- Call them.
- What?

Ask them where they are.

And who has their numbers? Jesus!
Don't you even have that?

This is not a simple game, okay?
It's a huge responsibility.

Trust me, don't
take it so lightly.

I am running in fear.

Don't try to scare me more.
Got it?

Oh, God! Help us!

Oh, God! Help us!

Mr. Sajeer! There's
a call for you!

Have it.

"Don't be tempted.."

"The magic.." Who is it?
Someone from your hometown.

"Don't be tempted.."

Hello, isn't this Sajeer?

Yes, it's Sajeer. Who
am I speaking to?

Pal, it's me, Ambrose,
from Ernakulam.

Who Ambrose?

Your mate in Maharaja's College.

Which college?

I was the one who gave your
letters to your girlfriend.

Babitha. Don't you remember?

Who Babitha? Who Ambro?

I was handsome, fair, had long curly hair.
But I've cut them now.

Don't you remember that we had
shot an album in our final year?

Hello? Sajeer.

I don't know you. Who do you want?
Check the number you've dialled.

Just tell him the matter.

Isn't this production executive, Sajeer?
Yes, that's me.

I called you regarding a
new movie production.

I called you regarding a
new movie production.

Can you please say 'hello'?
Hello.

Ambro, was it you!

- Oh, God!
- That worked.

I get numerous calls every day
from strangers. I have no idea.

Are you the producer? No,
it's a friend of mine.

I am the director.

How did you learn
to direct a film?

Nothing much. I learnt it
through correspondence.

Oh, that's great!
You'll do well!

Right?

Well, we would like to know
more about the budget.

Let me get the producer on the line.
Yes, of course.

Mr. Sajeer, may
peace be upon you.

Peace be upon you as well.

Well, we are planning
to cast Laila.

Oh, wow! Consider it done!

Come here with the money you have.
Don't worry about the budget.

Got it? I'll take
care of everything.

Call me before you come. Okay.
Okay. Okay.. Thank you.

Okay!

I can't wait!

See you, Grandmother.

Shanu, perfect timing!

That's good. Everything
will go well.

She'll get married
two months from now.

We are here to invite you.

Why this formality? I've
known her since childhood.

We'll have a blast at her wedding!
Right?

I have to go now. Okay, see you.
See you.

Bye, Mom.

Didn't you tell her the truth?

I'll kill you if you
tell her anything!

If anyone asks you, tell them that
I have gone to assist Mr. Kamal.

Didn't you tell anything
to Sandra either?

Come here.

Should I fall

- at your feet?
- Yes.

Okay.

Hold on. Oh, God!

Looks like a donkey's feet.

- Don't spend too much.
- Okay.

Thank you.

We shall take your leave now.

See you. - Bye. - Bye.

Where are you off to?

- What?
- Where are you off to?

- Madras.
- Why?

I'll be with you until the shooting ends.
Don't worry.

Didn't you promise to make me
the chairman of the panel?

That's demeaning to you.

Why do you act like a child?

We are off to a new venture.

We'll call you once we set
everything in Madras. - Yes.

Will you forget me, Shanu?

Stop being.. Stop
being so silly.

Give me a smile.

That's enough..

Don't forget to get a massage.

See you.

Please stop.

Go on.

Why have you brought us here?
How is it?

To visit the beach. - Anyone who
comes to Chennai comes here first.

Is that so? - We go straight
from here, right? - Yes, sir.

It's straight from here. This
is Marina Beach, right? Yes.

Yes, sir.

We'll have something once we reach
there, right? - Okay. - Okay.

Everything here is
a perfect frame.

Look over there, sir.
AVM Studios.

Wasn't there a studio here?

Balaji. - Balaji? It must be Ramoji
Film City. That's in Hyderabad.

This is AVM.

- We are in Chennai.
- Yes.

Are there two of them?
No, just one.

Didn't we just see this?
We took a Uturn.

Sajeer! How long has it been?

You grew a beard!
You look handsome.

Even you'll look handsome soon.

Meet Sajeer.. I mean, the
producer, Shahjahan.

Meet Sajeer.. I mean, the
producer, Shahjahan.

May peace be upon you.
Upon you be peace.

I have seen you in magazines.
Of course.

- Krishna.
- What?

- Krishna!
- Yes?

- I meant him.
- Krishnan? Hello.

- Hi.
- Who is this?

- T-This is..
- Mr. Menon.

What? - Venugopal Menon, one of
the producers of this movie.

How many producers
are there in total?

Mr. Shanu is the main producer.
Hey.

Take their luggage inside.
He'll be your caretaker.

Take care of everything.

Take it. Go on. Get in.. Hello.

- Thank you.
- Don't step on it..

Sajeer. Sorry.. You've
got a nice place.

Don't step on it.
You'll be cursed.

You are about to
take a new movie.

Making a film is like
building a house.

The foundation must be built first.
In this case, it's the script.

He has some romantic
thrillers with him.

Really? Show it to me.

Do you have anything
against beef?

'Lolita', 'The Seven Year
Itch', 'Basic Instinct'.

'Vaisali' is the main reference.

I am planning to adapt
any one of them.

How much is your budget.

- Rs. 12 lakhs.
- Rs. 12 lakhs.

- Rs. 12 lakhs.
- Rs. 12 lakhs.

Rs. 12 lakhs.

Do you know the budget
of these movies?

- How much?
- Crores.

That too, at that time.

You can't create a masterpiece
with such meagre amount.

That too, an inexperienced
producer and director.

Are you calling him an
inexperienced director?

'Thirumadhuram', 'Tuition
Teacher', 'Driving School'.

He has created many
such box office hits.

Are you talking about him? He
knows nothing about movies.

Ask him.

Then why did you say that he was
an assistant of Kamal and Sathyan?

I hope they don't hear this.
When did we say that? Hey!

Don't try to fool me!

You had dinner with Laila,
and soup with Mariya, right?

And you believed him!
You are shrewd!

I can't let this happen.

Let me see how you make a movie.

Let me call Mr. Velayudhan.

Call him once you finish this.

Sit down..

Sit down.

Now, tell me.

You won't get Laila's date if you
approach her with such stories.

Laila is a must. Only then will
the movie be a box office hit.

Laila is a must. Only then will
the movie be a box office hit.

Right? But we need a good writer
for her to sign with you.

I am not interested in
making such movies.

I dream of making a classic
movie like Bharathan's.

This will be a masterpiece.

With Ambrose touch.

- Okay?
- Hey!

Just shut up!

You are a fraud!

Sajeer.

I entrust you with this task.
Do as you wish. - Okay.

How can you decide it alone?
Be quiet.

Do you have any writers in mind?
V. T. Shankar.

Oh, God!

This is nothing like
Bombay Film City.

Have you been there?

No, but I want to.

Idiot!

We are almost there.

- Mr. Devan!
- Greetings!

Come.

- Come on.
- Hey, Sajeer!

- How are you?
- I am good.

Tell me if you have any new movies.
No, never.

Tell me if you have any new movies.
No, never.

This is Hotel Amaravathi.

All our cine artists have been
staying here for years. Come on.

There's nothing to worry about.
Come in.

Hello. How are you?

Give him some change.

Who is that? He's an
old choreographer.

He has even taught Prabhu Deva.
Look at him now.

Thank you, sir.. Greetings, sir.
Keep it.

Is Mr. V. T in his room?
Yes, sir.

We need two rooms, please.
Name, please.

Hey! - Book them under my name.
Mr. Sajeer! Hello!

Greetings. Greetings.
What are you doing here?

I have a shooting here. Body fitness.
Keep running..

Hello, boys. How are you?

- Thank you..
- Be careful.

What is all this?

This is nothing like
the hotels in Andheri.

How about we lower the back?
It'll look like a bra.

- Hi.
- Is this a factory?

Muthu. - Where is he taking us?
The girls for the screen test..

Is this a screen test?
Yes, sir. Okay.

So you can't just touch Laila.

The hero must die in the end.

He might or might not die.

See if the artists are ready.
Greetings.

See if the artists are ready.
Greetings.

But we need at least
two bath scenes.

Only that will.. - He doesn't even
bath. Such a serious discussion.

Don't mind him. Come.

Come on..

Oh, no! This place is too dark.
They have lights.

Can't you stop all this?
What do you mean?

- Sneaking into my house.
- Oh!

That's thrilling.

Do you want me to be your
secret lover, forever?

Let's not rush. Once this
arts festival is over.

I will publicise
our relationship.

Sweetheart.. You are my beloved.

Shankar!

She is an upcoming artist.

I was just teaching
her the dialogues.

Isn't she good? Were you
whispering the dialogue?

Meet Sajeer. He is an established
controller. - I know.

Come in.

She is good. You
may leave, Julia.

Hello. - What is it? He is
the producer, Shahjahan.

He is the director. Ambrose.

I am Venu. Venugopal Menon.

I am one of the producers
of this movie.

Hello.

He is the super hit writer
who I was talking about.

V.T. Shankar.

- Which movies?
- 'Thenmazha'.

Oh, I don't watch
such dirty movies.

But your movie, 'Ladies Hostel'..
I won't forget it ever.

I have seen it eight times.

Me too..

The dialogues were beautiful.

How do you write it?

I am not the one who writes it.

- Someone makes me write.
- Who?

Some mystic force.

The romance in your movie,
'Vaisali', was really touching.

MT was the one who
wrote it, not VT.

Shankar, they need
your best script.

Dear, they are all scripts.
One will do.

But it must be a classic
like 'Ladies Hostel'.

I only have classics with me.

Can I get a glass?

He said classic.

What is wrong with him?
What are you doing?

Don't be childish. Can't I drink?
Don't.

That's not a classic.
Not that either.

That's not a classic.
Not that either.

Yes, this is it.

It's a classic, you know..

- Who is the artist?
- Ms. Laila.

Then this is enough.

It's a subject based on
life in a metro city.

What is the story about?
The story..

An innocent college student..

A girl who he loves
unconditionally..

She cheats him.

He starts to despise
all women after that.

He seduces women, exploits them

and gets rid of them!

This is the story of
that innocent young man.

Good, sir. It's superb.

We can improvise a lot
with this subject. Yes..

No wonder you receive
so many awards.

I'm a living legend when
it comes to such movies.

Well.. It doesn't have the
quality that we want.

Sajeer, shall I tell my story?

My story is..

It's like 'Lolita',
'Basic Instinct'.. What?

Well.. 'Rathinirvedham'.
'Thakara'..

Well.. 'Rathinirvedham'.
'Thakara'..

Such scripts will prove
to be a disaster.

We want the movie to be a
classic and not pure erotica.

Isn't this your first movie?
Don't talk too much.

I will give you a script.

Don't make a mess out of it.

Who is this guy? Shankar,
he doesn't know you.

Hey, calm down.

He doesn't know
anything about cinema.

And he is still blabbering..
Leave him.

Ask him to shut up if you
need a good subject.

Shut up. - Let me tell.. Hey!
Shankar, don't curse him.

I have an idea for a classic
brewing in my mind.

A village is the premise..

That's great.

- Definitely.
- Sure!

I will give you a thread.

And don't blame me for
such high standards.

This is the story
of a great sculptor

and his gorgeous models.

Shankar. Incredible. It
will be a super hit.

It's the next blockbuster.
Shanu, let's do this.

A model for each sculpture.

A model for each sculpture.

So, it's a total of 9 models.
That's good.. Stunning.

I expect Laila and Reshmi
in the lead roles.

Call them and block their dates.
Okay. Well..

Shouldn't we narrate
the story to them?

I don't narrate my stories.
I only write them.

Shanu, give him Rs. 5,000
as a token of appreciation.

- Oh, Lord!
- Okay then.

I will complete the
script and let you know.

Okay. Come. - Okay. - Shall we?

Come on. But I have
a suggestion..

Come on. Get started
with your movie first.

Walk.. - Shouldn't we document
how much money was paid?

Oh, Lord! I think I
forgot something.

Give me my Rs. 2,500.

You are acting well.. Rs.
2,000 is enough.

But don't overdo it.

If they discard your script,
you will be doomed.

Let me flatter myself
in front of that lad.

Write something with
whatever you know.

- I will be back soon.
- Okay.

Give me Rs. 500.. Go.. I
haven't paid the rent.

Just go!

I got it. It was my towel.

Oh, God!

Here.

Mr. Venu, call Mr. Velayudhan and
ask him to send the balance.

Who? Velayudhan?

I won't call that scoundrel.

We are having this
food with his money.

Yeah, right.

Do you know much he pays
me for all my efforts?

I am ashamed to disclose it.

Let me exploit him somehow.

So, this is an act of revenge?

It's disappointing, Shanu.

The liquor is over.

I have been toiling for that
guy for the last 15 years.

He has never given me a bonus
or anything like that.

You know that blacky
named Bhama, right?

You know that blacky
named Bhama, right?

He has invested all the
money in her name.

So, he is making this
movie with her money.

He won't reach anywhere.

This movie will be a flop. Sir..

Don't say so.

Sorry..

Doing business with him
is going to ruin you.

We have already started.

Please call Mr. Velayudhan.

Otherwise, this movie
will stop midway.

Ask them to serve a pint.

Mister, a quarter.

I have already
given him 3 lakhs.

Let them start
shooting the movie.

Then, we will pay the rest.

Mr. Velayudhan, they are
not what we think. Really?

They have strong influence here.

We just stepped out after
having dinner with Laila.

- Lunch.
- Lunch..

We'll have dinner this night.

What about the movie, Venu?

Oh, dear! The movie
will be a hit.

It's a hit even before its release.
I am certain.

Marvadis and Tamilians are
already in the line to buy it.

No, Venu.

Don't give it now.

Let them complete the movie.

Then we will sell it
for the best price.

Even if we sell it now, we'll
make a huge profit. - No..

I will send the
money today itself.

All right then. Okay..

That geezer doesn't know
who he's messing with.

So, what about the money?
It will be sent.

You will receive it tomorrow.
Definitely.

Call him tomorrow. Okay.
Thank you, Mr. Venu.

Ask them to serve another pint.
Another one.. Come.

Julie..

Hi, how are you, sir?
You are here, Raju.

I am fine. How about you?

I am fine, sir.

Raju, when are you
going to Olympics?

- Next week, sir.
- Okay.

Hey, Julie. Meet Mr. Raju.

Raju, this is Julie.
Hello.. Hi, Julie.

Hello, sir. I know him.

I am his big fan.

We, Indians, are
waiting for you to win

a gold medal in this Olympics

for 50 metres and
100 metres race.

We expect an Olympic record too.

I will do it for you, Julie.

Cut!

Shift to the bedroom.

- Is it okay, Velu?
- Okay.

Sir..

Isn't that the creature
we saw the other day?

Well.. Who is the
director of this movie?

- Sanjay Jan.
- Jackie Chan?

Not Jackie Chan,
it's Sanjay Jan.

- Is he a Malayali?
- No, a Brit!

Take good care, sir. You
look like Mr. India.

- Hi, sir.
- Hello, Sajeer.

When did you come?
Just now, sir..

Sanjay Jan, don't you know?

Yes.. He is the one who
made the movie 'Honeymoon'.

I will never forget that
scene from it. Yes.

Right?

We are shifting. I
will meet you later.

Okay. - Okay, sir.. - All right.

He has contacts in
Hollywood as well.

Why are they shooting this
dumb movie in English?

Can't they shoot it in a
language that they know?

He doesn't know anything.

If it's shot in Malayalam

the certification board
will cut the movie short.

It won't be if it's
shot in English.

It's really easy that way.

It's really easy that way.

So, all of this is just fraud.
Yes, a bit..

- Sajeer..
- Oh, dear!

Greetings. You got a
new movie, right?

I came to know. Don't forget me.

I am photographer Kunjumon.
Shahjahan.

- Kunjumon..
- Hey, come on..

Coming..

Ms. Laila.

Hold this. This is the
producer, Shahjahan.

Greetings, sir. He is the director.
Ambrose.

- Greetings, sir.
- Greetings.

I am Venu, Venugopal Menon.

I am one of the producers
of this movie.

We want you to be the
heroine of our next movie.

- All the best..
- Heroine!

That too, in your movie.

Aren't you ashamed
to stand before me?

You promised to make
one movie with me

but you made three.
You are a fraud!

Pal, what is this? I am leaving.

If I see you ever again,
you'll be finished!

It wasn't just me. Driver!
They did it.

She left. It's such an insult.
Call her, Sajeer.

Let her leave! Who cares!

She is just a fatso!
Who wants her!

We will get a lot
of girls like her.

I'm glad that she left. Sajeer.

I had already warned you
not to do such things!

It's not me..

Ms. Laila..

Laila is gone.

Shanu, we don't make these
movies for people like Laila.

The producer is the
most important for us.

They are the ones who feed
us, not people like Laila.

Correct. It makes me sad..
What is happening?

I will find you ten
actresses like Laila.

The one we are going
to meet next..

She will be the one who is going
to reign over Malayalam cinema.

You will see her.

If we go and meet her,
we'll lose our respect.

Why can't she come to us?

What is this? Sir, she
isn't such a girl.

She is from a reputed family.

She is least interested in
acting in Malayalam movies.

She agreed only because
Kala insisted.

Will her family create an issue?
What?

If we go to her house,
will they agree to it?

- What?
- Screen test.

Such a dirty guy.. I
will do the screen test.

I don't think that this is
going to work out well.

Kinky desires of old men..

Yes, stop..

Kala! Hello..

Sir..

Get in the car.

- Don't mind anyone.
- Get in.

What is wrong? Has
he gone crazy?

What is wrong with me
getting to know her?

This is who I was talking about.
Kala.

Hello..

I am Venugopal Menon..

I am one of the.. That will do.

What is she doing? She
is picking the stones..

Come on.

What is this?

Is this it? This is
the heroine's mom.

Mom! She is her mom.

- Come in..
- Yes, please.

Come.. Is this the
reputed family?

Come in. Step inside
with your right foot.

Careful, sir..

Please sit..

- Sit here.
- Sit.

Should we really
conduct a screen test?

He is the director and
he is the producer.

Is he the director?
He is just a kid.

Where are you all from?
Ernakulam.

Is that so? We too
are from there.

We have a big
bungalow over there.

Since she is studying here,
we decided to settle here.

- Good..
- This bungalow is good.

- Isn't it?
- Yes.

Serve it to them. Don't be shy.

They are our friends. What?
He is the director.

Please drink..

Here, take it.

- What is your name?
- Lakshmi.

Lakshmi Menon.

She belongs to your caste.
Drink.

- Greetings, sir.
- Greetings.

He is her father. - Oh.. - Him?

She just acted in a
movie with actor Vijay.

She has been asked to act
in a movie with Vikram.

But the story isn't that good.
So, we haven't committed.

But the story isn't that good.
So, we haven't committed.

Just a moment. Let me
tell you something.

Take it.. - No.. Drink up.
You will need it. - Careful.

Careful.. Oh, Lord. Come.
You saved me.

Take it.

Please drink.

Is there a director called
Siddique Lal in Malayalam?

You don't know, don't you?

Their movies are
all blockbusters.

Whatever.. They are
bothering us a lot.

They call us relentlessly. Why?

They want her to act
in their next movie.

But for now, we are focusing
on Tamil, Telugu and Hindi..

We won't get a lot of money if
she acts in Malayalam movies.

But since Kala insisted..

It's a matter of 10 to 12 days.

If she can help you in reaping a
profit, let it be. - Thank you..

It's an act of generosity.
Do you get it?

Ambrose, come here.. I
will be right back.

Ambrose, come here.. I
will be right back.

Oh, dear.. She is
such a blowhard.

I have never heard
anyone brag like this.

She is asking for Rs.
50,000. Rs. 50,000.

- Isn't it too much?
- Certainly.

It's just a matter of 10 days.
Ask them to bring it down.

Or else, we will
find someone else.

You won't get a girl more beautiful
than her for such a movie.

And you will have
to splurge money.

No further discussion.
Let's fix her.

She will be perfect for you.
Nothing will be wasted.

We can shoot a bathroom
scene, a bedroom scene

and anything that we like.

Rs. 50,000 is not too much.
We can use her well.

Sajeer, if they are okay
with her, let me know.

What about screen test?

Give.. I will give it to her.

Why are you looking at me like that?
My wish!

You are the one who asked
me to check thoroughly.

Keep quiet.. - Come.. - Shanu.

I got the advance. Come.
Should we pay this much?

I will bring the advance.
See you soon.

Come, let's go.. All
right then, sir.

We will meet during the shoot.

Okay.. - Bye. - Careful.

Now it's clear.

Give it here. Hey,
take this advance.

We will discuss
everything later.

After all, I made you a star.

I need Rs. 10,000 per day.
Otherwise, I won't act.

For 'Run Julie Run', I got Rs.
15,000.

Did you charge for
each kilometre?

He won't have to run.
He just has to act.

Thank you.

Hey, come here. - What? - Come.

- What is it?
- Come.

These worthless guys are charging Rs.
10,000 per day.

Don't you value money at all?

I can find handsome actors
who won't charge a penny.

Why waste money?

Raju and Navas are the
superstars of this industry.

Don't demean them like that.

They are loved by the youth.

If you get Navas to act in your
movie, it will be worth it.

Nothing will go to waste.
Why so?

Just shut up.

If they aren't there, there
won't be any ladies.

Oh, really? As if ladies wait
in line to watch erotic movies.

No.. I was talking
about the heroines.

Which actress won't
fall for money?

So, when is their screen test?

Shouldn't we check if they
have any skin problems?

Shouldn't we check if they
have any skin problems?

I have already checked that.

I have already decided on Navas.

You can take care of the rest.

We can't let inexperienced
actors do this.

This is not child's play. The
heroines won't accept it.

Then, you may get rid of Raju.

Shall I fix Navas then? Fix Navas.
Navas is okay.

- We will fix Navas.
- Hello.

Does Navas stay here?

He used to stay here.

Now I'd have to shift
him to someplace else.

Scoundrel. Navas!

Cut!

Hold the camera.

Reshmi, superb!

Another close shot of your feet.
What?

This is enough.

Ma'am, please pose for me.

Nothing to do, right?

Pose in a sexy way..

Is this enough?

Ms. Reshmi is in the shooting.

Hi..

She is here.

Sajeer, are you doing fine?

Yes, I am good.

He is the director
of our new movie.

- Ambrose.
- Hi.

Hi.

He is the producer of the movie.
Shahjahan. Director..

- Hello.
- Hi.

I am Venugopal Menon.
One of the producers.

Hello.

I need your date for this movie.

- Sajeer, I am too busy.
- Oh, no.

First, let me hear the story.
And also my role in it.

We will discuss after that.

When did she start listening to the story?
Well, ma'am..

It's Mr. V.T. Shankar's script.

V.T. Shankar? Who is that?

He wrote the script
of 'Ladies Hostel'.

You got it, right?

She wasn't into listening
to the story first.

Do one thing. Tell
her the story.

What shall I tell her?

Mr. Shankar's script. Narrate that.
I won't narrate that dumb script.

We have to make this movie.
Yes..

- Definitely.
- It must happen.

You can narrate any one
of those classics.

Stand by my side. I am with you.

- Please sit.
- No.

- Sit.
- It's okay.

- Hello, I'm Venugopal.
- No..

- No..
- Okay.

Narrate the story.

Well.. This movie is about..

Don't be tense. Narrate
it in Malayalam.

This story's premise..

It's a hill station.

- It's cold out there.
- Okay.

- You know how it is..
- Go on.

There is a sculptor..
A sculptor..

This sculptor..

He sculpts a lot of sculptures.
Okay.

There would be a lot
of sculptures..

Do one thing.

I need three fights in it..
Fight?

Why? Can't you do it?

I will add it.

How many bedroom
scenes are in it?

Bedroom scenes?

There is a bathroom
scene, right?

- Do you want?
- No..

- Mr. Shanu!
- What is it?

Looks like she fell for
that director guy.

Boost my image in front of her.
I will.. Please.

It's my wish.

Where are you going
to shoot the songs?

Switzerland, right?

K-Kodaikanal..

No, Switzerland..

Who is the hero?

Kamal or Rajini?

Smile..

So, that's what the story
is all about. Yes.

A sculptor, you say? Sculptor..

Pal, you put me in a fix..
Sajeer, I loved the story.

I will do this movie.

Do you like the story? Did you
like everything about it?

Yes! I have never
heard such a story.

- It's classy.
- Really?

Let me know the schedule. Okay.

Sajeer will come to your hotel
room and talk about the rest.

Hey, what story did you
tell her to convince her?

I didn't tell her anything..
Hey.

I think she is in love with you.
Love, really?

Stop ogling at her. Come..

Hello, did you reach?

I would have sent a car to
pick you if you had informed.

I am still waiting for the car
that you sent for the last movie.

Is it the same car?

Cut it. Just get here quickly.

It's all done. Our associate
director has arrived.

- Who is it?
- Narayanan Poti.

Pavizham Narayanan.
Movies are his drugs.

What is it?

The movies that are being
released nowadays have his name

in their credits, in
colourful big fonts.

Chief Associate Director, M.
K. Narayanan Poti.

And a huge round of
applause follows.

Don't mind.. What the hell?
It's okay.

He is valued more than the
director in this industry.

Then what am I for?
Let him direct it.

It's like clockwork. Everything
will happen on its own.

Just hand over the script to him.
He will give you the movie.

If there is any problem
at the shooting location

he will put an end to it.
The movie?

He will put an end to it.
The movie?

Not the movie, he will put
an end to the problem.

Are you bored? It's
because you eat a lot.

I am Shah.. Venu..
Venugopal Menon.

I am one of the producers
of this movie.

Sajeer, should I
employ someone else

to get rid of these producers?

Poti, you are too funny.

I came here only
because you called me.

Too busy that I
can't even sleep.

Any sleep disorders?

Such fools find
their way somehow.

Nobody knows a thing
about direction.

Morons. You have
enough money, right?

With me? Not with
you, with them.

Haven't you told
them about my rate?

Yes, they have enough.
I have told them.

I am relieved now
that you are here.

Don't flatter me.

But if the producer
is out of money

when the movie is completed,
don't blame it on me.

That won't happen.

- Krishna..
- Krishna!

- Krishna..
- Krishna!

What is it, sir? He called you.

Dear, take these
bags to the AC room.

Go on!

I need to get some rest.

Please send that
script to my room.

What?

Suitcases and whatnot..

He gets an AC room and the
producers get non AC rooms.

I am going to thrash that guy..
Sajeer. Mr. Venu.

Send his away today itself. I
will find another associate.

Just any associate isn't
enough for these movies.

We need someone with
a lot of experience.

That's why I called him.

He knows how to trick
the censor board

how to shoot a bedroom
or a bathroom scene..

Hey, do you know how to
open a bedroom scene?

And how to shoot a
bathroom scene?

Do you even know how to bath?

That's why I called him.
He is very experienced.

Isn't he enough?

Yes, he is okay.

Do whatever you like.
Count me out of this!

Do whatever you like.
Count me out of this!

You forced me into this..
Did he go for a bath?

Who knows..

Shanu, have a drink.
No, Mr. Venu.

Shanu, it's Mr. Kareem..
Oh, Lord.

Hello.. Great!

It's been a long time.

Have you started
with the interviews?

Not so far.

Give me an approximate date.

I can book a ticket only then.

What about the gym and
the massage thing?

Forget about that!

Give me a date. I will call you.

- You must.
- I will call you.

There won't be any interviews
without the chairman.

Okay..

Sorry, this wedding
won't happen.

I am in love with someone.

Oh! Isn't he the one?

- Pay him Rs. 5,000.
- Pal.

Else what? - Pal! - Laila!

You can't use my
name for this movie.

What? You can't use my
name for this movie.

What? You can't use my
name for this movie.

- What is your name?
- Ambrose.

It will suit a
butcher shop well.

When did I get into all this?

Got it!

A. M. Rose. How is it?
Great! Good.

Is it good as per his birth chart?
It's perfect!

This name is a fortunate one.

- That's nice.
- Dear Goddess..

First of all, I will read
the storyline of the movie.

A beautiful village

under the envelope of snow..

That's where the renowned
sculptor, Tharadas, lives..

Tharadas used to make
beautiful girls his models.

The day he completes the statue

both the sculpture and
the model became his.

- The statue is completed.
- No..

You are mine now. You are mine!

I am a poor girl.
Please spare me!

No.. Help me!

I am a poor girl. Don't
snatch my honour!

Help! Help!

No, sir.. Don't come closer..

Stop!

You are too tempting.

But the renowned
sculptor yearned

to sculpt his masterpiece!

One day, Tharadas saw
an angelic beauty.

She was so beautiful that she
put the angels to shame.

She was Bathsheba!

Bathsheba!

Bathsheba! How
beautiful you are!

My hands are dying to transform

the beauty of your luscious
body into a sculpture.

Come quickly, Bathsheba.

- Hurry up.
- Cut!

Is it okay? Yes. It's okay..
Let him.

Mr. Narayanan, is the artist ready?
A black tea.

- Is the heroine ready?
- What!

Sir, give me 10 minutes.

- Is the statue ready?
- It is..

Please arrange it.

Velu, shall we start
with an opening shot

that reveals the sculpture?
Yes.. No need.

What is the need of it?

We shall use a trolley and
start with a wide shot. - No..

That's nice.. Just a moment..
Come.

Who is the director
of this movie?

- It's you.
- Right.

Then I shall decide
how to shoot it.

Let's start. - I have been doing
this for quite some time.

All scenes were shot as
per my instructions.

Hey..

You were annoying me even
before the shooting started.

I very well know how
to shoot this movie.

Do you understand?

You are an associate.
Stick to your job.

Production! Is the tea ready?
Ready.

What snacks do you have today?

It's 'Bonda'. Please
have tea and 'Bonda'.

We will get on with the shot.

Mr. Velu, shall we start?

We are ready. Ready. A
'Bonda' for me as well..

He will need me to
shoot a rape scene.

I will teach him a lesson.
Please move..

Please.. Let us shoot this.

Call the artist.

Please move the cloth.

Oh, dear. A pregnant lady.

Where is the art director? Art..

Great.. Here he is.

Is this the statue of Bathsheba,
the embodiment of beauty?

Well..

Sir, look.. Look at that woman.
She is Bathsheba.

Sir, look.. Look at that woman.
She is Bathsheba.

Sir, she is here.
What the hell..

- Sorry.
- Thanks.

Greetings, sir.

The heroine is not the
one who we chose. Then?

She is a fatso with a potbelly.

I won't make a movie
with her, Sajeer.

She is no angel!
This won't work out.

Sajeer, don't try to trick us.

Where is the girl that we met?
Where is she?

What is the point in
creating a ruckus?

Three days ago, when I called her
mother, everything was okay.

When I went today to pick
her up, nobody was there.

The neighbour said that she left
to act in a Ram Gopal Varma movie.

- Whose film?
- Ram Gopal Varma.

Who is it? Then
shall I call him?

Do you know who Ram
Gopal Varma is?

Who is it? We called
several times.

The call never went through.
But the shooting must be done.

Money will go down the drain.

- What is this?
- What?

What the hell is this?
What an ugly girl, man!

I have a standard of my own.
My audience will expect it.

I will see you knocking on the
door in the middle of the night.

He and his beard.. We will see.
Yes.

Where did you get this guy?

Where did you get this guy?

You are the one who brought him.

Not him, the other one.

A bit of makeup will make
her the angelic beauty.

Applying makeup won't
reduce her pot belly.

What about the advance
that we paid?

But.. She isn't picking up.

The call won't go through.
But the shooting must go on.

The script is what is important.

Help him understand. Ask
him to adjust.. Sajeer.

It's easy.. Don't mess
with this, Sajeer.

- I will..
- Try to adjust, pal.

If we bicker over everything, the
shooting won't be completed.

Sajeer has got other movies.
What about us?

An angelic nymphet
must have some beauty.

She must be youthful, at least.

She is a middle-aged woman
who looks like my aunt!

Have you ever seen an angel?
What?

I have seen them in my dreams.
They are all above 40.

They look like aunts.

They all have pot bellies.

Just shoot the movie with her.
No more joking around.

Well..

There is a lady near my wife's
home who fits your description.

She might be the one
you're looking for.

I am not swearing at you now
since you are as old as my dad.

Count me out of this.
Stop.. Listen.

Ambrose, help me complete
this movie somehow.

Are you ready?

She is coming.

- Greetings.
- Greetings.

Hello.

Is everything okay?

Mr. Velu, the artist is here.

Here? - Yes, there.. - Okay.

Ready.. Don't crowd in here.
Get out of the room.

- Cash for the movie..
- Get out.

Velu, will he be in the frame?
Yes..

Hey, I am talking to you.

Is that enough, ma'am? Me?
Should I ask you separately?

Get out. Varkey, a
scene is being shot.

- Please go out.
- Get out..

You can watch her when the
movie is released. - Hey..

What about the male artist?
Who is this guy?

Call him!

Roshan! Where is
the male artist?

- Focus on her.
- Okay, sir.

Stop flexing your muscles.
Put it down.

Sir, bless me.

This movie will launch you
as the next superstar.

Thank you.

Someone sought my blessings
for the first time.

He is a smart guy. He
is like my brother.

He is a smart guy. He
is like my brother.

Roshan, do what I say..

You must be romantic and subtle..
Romantic, you say! Okay.

- Be subtle, okay?
- Okay.

Okay? Ready, sir. Did
a rabid dog bite him?

Reshmi, ready. Ready, sir. Okay.

Okay. Please order, sir. Ready.

- Camera!
- Rolling, sir.

Clap! - 55, 1, T-Take 1.

- Clap out.
- Action.

Cut.. - What is this! Is he
going to rape me for real?

Reshmi, don't shout
at the director.

Sorry, ma'am..

Sorry.

- Oh, dear.
- Ma'am, relax.

- How is it, sir?
- Come here.

A superstar or a rapist!
Who do you want to be?

A superstar or a rapist!
Who do you want to be?

Calm it down a little..
Great selection!

Didn't I ask you to be romantic?

What did you do? He will do it.
Come.

Be soft and sweet..
Cool down. Sit.

Cool down. Do it softly.

Explain it to him again.

Aggression won't work. Ask
him do it with love..

Director, please demonstrate.

How will I demonstrate?

- I will show it.
- No.. Sit down.

Sir, come on, demonstrate.

How will I do it?
Hey, come here..

Demonstrate it once.

Or else, rolls of
film will be wasted.

He might even rape her.

Do it, sir.

Sir, if you demonstrate once,
I won't make a mistake.

No.. Move aside, sir.

Go on, pal.

- Come on, sir.
- Do it.

- This won't work.
- Come on.

It won't work. It will.
Now do it.

Do it. Don't be afraid.
Sit.. Wait, I can't..

Come on, dear. Watch and learn.
Let's do it.

Roshan, you must sit beside her
and touch her in a romantic way.

Touch her gently
and feel the love.

Mr. Velu! Cut it.
What are you doing?

Perfect action! Perfect shot!

It's all right, sir. Cool.

Maybe it's all right for you!
But it isn't for me.

Move aside. What are
you staring at?

What happened to him?

- Pack up..
- Okay, bye.

Come inside. - Bye. - Bye.

- Sir..
- Hey.

Let me ask something.

Shanu.. It's me. Kareem. Kareem.

Oh, dear.. I thought
it was MGR himself.

Great attire. Where did you get it?
No..

Enough of your flattery.

You conducted the interview
without the chairman.

You even started the shooting.

I couldn't call you
as I was too busy.

No.. Don't talk.

I want the interview. Interview?

Great attire. Now
take the suitcase.

Do you have more of these attires?
Yes.. Come.

I will fix everything.
I want to see Reshmi..

"A girl as sweet as pineapple.."

"She is as sweet as dessert.."

"Her smile has driven
everyone insane."

"A girl as sweet as pineapple.."

What took you so long?

Why are you silent?

Are you shy?

Shy? About what?

It was you! Where
is your friend?

I thought Shanu would be here.

What is going on?

You are all dressed up, that
too, at this time of the night.

- Isn't she here?
- Who?

Anyone will do. I
think it is Reshmi.

Shanu told me that. Disgusting.

Has he started
this business too?

Really? Why are you ashamed?

I didn't see it on your face when
you collected money from me.

Well.. It wasn't me. Shanu
collected it from you.

He is a schmuck.

Come what may..

Didn't you sleep yet?

No, sir. Sajeer said that he
will serve me a few drinks.

No, sir. Sajeer said that he
will serve me a few drinks.

That's what I'm waiting for.
Sajeer!

He is too busy.

He is teaching a
song to someone.

Sir.. Can you get
me a few drinks?

Me? Two drinks?

Allah!

Pour some more.

Is it a guy or a lady?
It's a guy friend.

We studied together.
What? B. Com.

Zoology.

The song?

It's A.R. Rahman's new song.
Isn't it great?

- I didn't mean that.
- Good song.

I can hear a song coming
from the bathroom.

"Shall I sing a
devotional song?"

Her timing isn't great
when it comes to dancing.

This is just practice.

It's 11.30 p.m.
You should sleep.

We have our shoot scheduled
tomorrow morning. - Here. - Go on.

What is it, Sajeer? Didn't
Kunjumon say anything?

Do you know what the time is?

I need to sleep. I want to talk.

We will talk tomorrow morning.
That won't work.

I have to talk now. It's not for free.
We paid you.

- I took money to act.
- Act?

Who are you? Some Oscar
winning actress!

Just get in! Mr.
Sajeer, get out.

- Get lost.
- What!

Come on. How long has it been?

It's been my wish for so long.

You will be the heroine
of my next three movies.

Come on. Don't irritate me. Go!

- Please..
- Go away.

What is wrong? I am here for you.
Please! Get lost.

Don't close the door.. My hand..

Hey.. Open up!

You will never make it in life.
No wonder you are like this.

Do you know how hurt I am!

God will punish you for this.

No food for you since
you disappointed me.

She will come to me
when she is hungry.

She is coming..

Greetings, sir. Our job
is not to wait for you.

Who do you think you are?
A superstar?

I am not a superstar,
I am a super dancer.

Mr. Producer, how was
my dance yesterday?

What are you talking about?
"Oh, God, help me out.."

I don't know anything about it.

No, Mr. Kareem. So,
you danced with her.

I understood everything.
You are enjoying alone.

Come to me asking for money.

I promise, I didn't.

Sajeer has given me a letter.
A letter?

Ask him to find someone
else to do this. Well..

What shall we do now?
What is it?

What shall we do now?
What is it?

What is today's problem?

That Mohan is a sadist.
He did it.

Have you seen her leg?

That scoundrel put out his
cigarettes on her body.

I can't shoot a movie
in such conditions.

What is wrong with that guy?

Count me out of this.
Do whatever you like.

Well.. Wait..

What shall we do?

Mr. Producer, don't worry.

- Who is that?
- Cut.. Who is it?

Sandra.

Sandra!

Sandra!

Sir.. Cinema is not a field
meant for making money

or sleeping with women.
It's a misconception.

Cinema is an art

where the tears and
efforts of people merge.

Take this movie as a lesson.

Don't do such movies ever again.

Hey..

You have people like
me to do such movies.

You are young. You have
a lot of time left.

Make great movies.

Leave all this. What say you?

Ambrose, you have
committed a sin.

Is it a cardinal sin, my Lord?

You have consumed a forbidden
fruit from the garden of Eden.

You won't be welcome in heaven.
I made a mistake.

I banish you from heaven.
I am sorry..

Oh, no..

Don't mess with me. I
am not a Christian.

I said I'm not a Christian.

What is wrong with you?
Please don't beat me.

- Sorry.
- What is it?

Whip!

The three lakhs that I got
from the loan shark Mathayi.

Such erotic posters
are everywhere.

Movies with artistic value
are getting destroyed

by such erotic movies
that make millions.

The government, film industry
and social activists

are keeping mum about this.
Hey.. Just a second.

Cut. I didn't expect
this from you.

Why? Shouldn't this be reported?

Yes, it must be.

Let Ambrose complete
his movie first.

Let Ambrose complete
his movie first.

What?

Sandra was here, wasn't she?

Sir..

I am ready. Shall
we go for the take?

Sir, the shot is ready.

- Shall we?
- Yes, ready.

- Let's start.
- Okay, sir.

50 by One. Scene 1, take 2.
Rolling.. Action.

You! - Oh, no! - How dare you!

What have you done? How
could you be so mean?

Hey.. Please forgive me.
Get lost! Pal..

- The thing is..
- Get lost!

This is why I insisted on an
experienced actor. - Sajeer!

- Reshmi is leaving.
- Oh, no.

She said she won't
act in this movie.

It's a serious issue.

She is packing her bags. Allah!

If she leaves, I would
commit suicide.

- Please solve it somehow.
- Me?

Why should I? I can't do it.

You are the ones who did this.

She will listen to you.

We'd have to shoot everything once again.
That's impossible.

Go and beg before her.
I won't do that.

She might listen to Ambrose.
You think?

Hey, come on. Talk to her.
I can't do it.

We are already in a fix. We
must get it done somehow.

Pal, it won't work out well..
Let's solve this, come.

She won't listen to me.
She will. Come.

Go on. How will I face her?
Talk to her.

Damn.

Reshmi..

The filming not happening
is your problem, right?

You don't care even if
the actors die, do you?

We, too, are humans.
We, too, have worries.

Doing this before people like
you doesn't give us happiness.

It's for a living.

I got into this.

Please don't trouble me.

Please leave me.

Reshmi, I'm not here
to ask you to stay.

I know an apology is useless.

But still, I'm extremely sorry.

On behalf of everyone.

I apologise to you.

Wow.

Look at him lying there.

My end of the deal
is still incomplete.

What about my thing?

Mr. Kareem, please
leave for now.

- What?
- We'll talk later.

I saw you coming out
of Reshmi's room.

I won't let you enjoy her on
your own. Share her.. - Get out!

Get out! I gave you money..
Get out of my face!

I gave you three lakhs..
Get lost!

- Give me back my money.
- Idiot!

My money! Give it back!
Give me my money back.

I'll teach you a lesson.

- He saw..
- Oh.

Hey! You're enjoying
with my money!

I've been waiting
for a long time

Hoping that I'll get something.
Go.. And where is it?

I can't wait anymore.
If you can't, say that.

And return my money.

Didn't you say he was
here asking for a chance?

I don't know, sir.

Chance? Me?

Listen! I gave him Rs. 3 lakhs.

I'm yet to give the full amount.

But I'll not give you a penny
more till my wish is fulfilled.

Wow, you're unbelievable.

Shanu, how many others
have you taken money from?

Your offer to trap me was Rs.
1 crore.

So who are you?

I'm Venu.

Venugopal Menon.

One of the producers
of this movie.

Didn't I tell you?

One of the producers.

- What?
- Both.

Nice meeting you.

I understand now why my
work isn't getting done.

Either my thing should be done.

Or I should get my money back.

Now tell me. Should I
stay, or should I leave?

Leaving sounds like the better option.
No! Make him stay.

Leaving sounds like the better option.
No! Make him stay.

Do you do pimping as well?
Gosh, no!

Bringing people together shouldn't
be called pimping. Never.

I will. I'll call Mr.
Velayudhan right away.

Let everyone know
about your pimping.

- Don't mix everything up.
- Pimp.

- No, don't..
- Wait!

Stop. Stop right there.

Will you tell them?

Will you?

Yes.

Glenfiddich.

Single malt whisky
worth four grand.

I have it.

- Will you tell them?
- No.

- Won't you?
- No, I won't.

I know..

Thank you. It's a deal.
Thanks a lot.

He mentioned a guy, Velayudhan.
Is he another producer?

- Well..
- Mr. Kareem.

Reshmi is meant for you.

- Take a shower.
- Yes.

Shanu..

Anything else, sir?

Yes. Don't call me sir.

Call me Kuttan.

Tell me, Kuttan.

It's time to close the kitchen.

Let everything be closed.

I can wait for you till then.

Come, Rose.

- Rose..
- Kuttan.

My Rose. - My Kuttan. - Cut!

Damn!

Ruined it!

What is it, sir? Is
there a problem?

That.. There are some changes.

- Change?
- Yes.

How about we change the hero first?
What? Why?

- Why?
- No reason.

There are some changes
in the script.

Watch what I'm doing now. Okay?

Is this okay?

Can I hold her like this?
Reshmi, stop. Please.

It's something else. I'll tell you.
Okay.

Hand me the script.

'Scene 46. Restaurant.'

'In the dim lights
of the restaurant'

'two lovesick people,
Rose and Ravi, sit.'

'Ravi showers Rose, who is
overflowing with emotions'

'with kisses.'

'Shuddering Rose..
Like two snakes'

'on the restaurant's table,
they melt into one.'

'And then, her clothes fall off'

'flowing down like a
river of love and lust.'

'Two bodies become one.'

Hey..

Action!

Anything else, sir?

Yes. Don't call me sir.

Call me Kuttan.

Tell me, Kuttan. The
kitchen will close soon.

Let everything be closed.

I can wait for you till then.

I can wait for you till then.

You brute! Did you think
all women are the same?

Bloody rascal!

- Was that okay, sir?
- Yes, okay.

Mr. Velu, let's move to
the next room. Okay.

Ms. Reshmi, some stills.
Please pose.

Not now. I'm busy. Go.

Okay then.

"I'll give you a rose garland
and a house of roses"

"I'll give you a rose garland
and a house of roses"

"oh, lady, beautiful
like the roses."

"Oh, beautiful, you're the
pretty rose I was looking for."

"I'll give you a rose garland
and a house of roses"

"oh, lady, beautiful
like the roses."

"Oh, beautiful, you're the
pretty rose I was looking for."

"Oh, beauty.."

"You're the pretty rose I was
looking for, beautiful."

"Oh, beauty.."

"You're the pretty rose I was
looking for, beautiful."

Good evening.

It's 'Muthuchippi' magazine.

Take it. - No. - Don't want it?

"Oh, my dear blossoming flower."

"Why did you stand alone?"

"Who were you thinking about?"

"Did you dream about me?"

"Why are you keeping all the
emotions stifled inside?"

"Are you using the snow to
heal your hurt feelings?"

"I'll give you a rose garland
and a house of roses"

"oh, lady, beautiful
like the roses."

"You're the pretty rose I was
looking for, beautiful."

"Oh, beauty.."

"You're the pretty rose I was
looking for, beautiful."

"You're the pretty rose I was
looking for, beautiful."

"Oh, beauty.."

"You're the pretty rose I was
looking for, beautiful."

"Oh, beauty.."

"You're the pretty rose I was
looking for, beautiful."

"Oh, beauty.."

"You're the pretty rose I was
looking for, beautiful."

Look at the two of you sitting!

The director and the producer!

I'll give you a
taste of my fists!

It's not because I didn't
find a sweet lass in Dubai

it's because I wanted to touch
one from the cinema field.

Wasted my money..

You don't know what I'm capable of!
Come to Kochi!

- I will not spare you.
- I will..

Didn't I tell you he's a bomb?

He's not a bomb.

He's an atom bomb.

Shall we close the door? Yes.
What if he comes back?

There was a slight
increase in the budget.

So? You're not supposed to be
in this with others' money.

So? You're not supposed to be
in this with others' money.

Dragging others into trouble..

I can get crores
here with a call.

But he should fall on my feet.

If so, it'll be here.

- It'll be here.
- What will?

Crores.

Move a bit. Or else, it
might fall on your head.

All right? Crores, my foot.

One.

Two.

- Three.
- Three.

Keep it coming. Four.

Five. Go on.. Six.

This is not for safekeeping.
What?

You're supposed to give me cash.

Money..

If you won't pay the batta,
you can forget the unit.

Fine then. We've no money for food,
and you want.. - What is this..

Take it! Saw that? Sir, money for..
Money?

Yes. - I have no money! - See?

The producer is over there.

I just called. Talk to the producer.
Am I supposed to pay you?

I just called. Talk to the producer.
Am I supposed to pay you?

He has.. Shajahan has
built a Taj Mahal..

I'm broke. Try to understand..
Talk to him!

I've set everything. Ask him!

There's no point asking me.
Ask him. Go.. What..

What a bother.

My dear Shanu

don't even expect a
single penny from me.

That's a no-go, too.

It'll be fine.. I can't talk
to her about.. You can..

- Stay here..
- Go!

What is it, sir?
There's something..

- I had something..
- Come in.

Tell me, sir.

I..

Well..

How..

How..

- Is there a problem?
- I..

Well..

Your salary..

The financial situation
is a little tight.

You'll get your money.

But not right now.

- It's okay.
- What?

It's okay?

When will I get it? Before
the movie is finished.

What is the guarantee?

Guarantee..

I'm just kidding.

That's all right.
It is, isn't it?

It's okay for you, not for me!

That's because.. The sudden hug..
I accidentally said it.

- Sir!
- Yes?

- I'm beautiful, right?
- Yes.

Why are you like this?

You're the only director

who's not asked me
to sleep with you.

Why? Don't you like me?

Do you like me?

Yes.

Don't joke.

You're saying it so that I
won't come for money tomorrow.

- No.
- Then?

I..

What are your
future commitments?

I've agreed to do about
five more movies.

Are all of them movies like this?
What else?

I mean, can't you do
some good movies?

Why are you doing a
movie like this?

No, I..

Forget that, sir.
That's my fate.

You'll come for the shoot tomorrow, right?
Don't worry!

I'll definitely come tomorrow.
Okay? Okay. Go, sleep.

I'll definitely come tomorrow.
Okay? Okay. Go, sleep.

- Goodnight.
- Goodnight.

Go and sleep, sir. Goodnight.

- Okay then.
- Bye.

What is it, sir?

Actually, I.. Do you
have something to say?

There's something.

Love?

Do you love me?

Yes.

Goodnight, sir.

Once a sculpture is completed

the model and the sculpture

will belong to me!
Please spare me..

- Please spare..
- Come here!

Hey, you!

Hey, you!

Rose! The flower rose!

My old sculpture.

Why are you here?

To kill you!

An artist never dies, Rose.

Once, I'd begged you to
spare me just like her.

But you..

I'll not let you
have her, Tharadas!

Tharadas always gets

what he wants!

Come here! Please
leave me, sir..

Tharadas!

Slash!

That was Reshmi's last scene.

Oh.

Okay.

- Okay. Bye, sir.
- Okay.

Bye. Okay.

Oh..

- Bye, sir.
- Okay, dear.

Bye. - Bye. - Bye..

Did you notice what I did
with my eyes right before

Did you notice what I did
with my eyes right before

the scene where I died?

- It was really too much.
- What?

Hey, did you settle the unit's bills?
The unit's?

Yes. - None of them have been paid.
Neither was the rent.

Do you know how much it is? How
much is left in this? Give..

My dear Sajeer,
give me some time.

Mr. Sajeer. Mr. Producer.

I'm leaving. Bye. Thanks a lot, Ms.
Reshmi.

I'll send the money to Chennai.

We're in a bit of a cash crunch.
That's all right.

Okay? See you. Thank you. Bye.

- Thanks, ma'am.
- Okay..

Bye!

Hey, how much is this?

About Rs. 27,000..

Give it to me. This is for the hotel.
Give it!

- Hey!
- Hey!

Reshmi!

Sorry!

It's not the whole thing.
It's Rs. 3,000 less.

That's all right. Thank you.

Bye.

This is perfect, sir.

- Seriously..
- No, I..

Don't laugh!

Can we cut this out?

The work won't continue
if you don't send money.

There's 30 sovereigns.
You know, right?

This is my daughter's life.

Don't worry, Mr. Nazar. I'll
return it before the wedding.

After all, I watched
her grow up.

Can I get a cover?

Here.

I'll return what I took earlier
and this in a couple of weeks.

Is this gold?

Why? Do you want it?

Isn't it cold..

Oh! Isn't this your
wife's nuptial chain?

Yes. It's okay.

I was just asking.

Yes, Sajeer? I've
sent the money.

- Yes.
- Everything is here..

Here.

Okay.

What is this?

It's in perfect condition. It'll
cost you only four grand.

How about a litre of petrol?

It's already filled.
No, to burn it down.

Get lost.

Look, sir.

This is the second film.
A Malayalam film.

Laughter and everything.. Yes..

- This..
- Next is the bath scene.

The bath.. Yes.. Water
and everything..

The bath.. Yes.. Water
and everything..

That's all.

The album is all right.

Show us the film.

The two love birds who
flew in blissful love..

Today, those beautiful
precious moments

are but memories.

Rose. Will Kuttan still
be waiting for you?

I don't know.

Kuttan..

Kuttan.

Rose..

Kuttan..

"I'll give you a rose garland.." Rose!
"...And a house of roses."

Kuttan! - "Oh, lady,
beautiful like the roses."

Kuttan! - "Oh, lady,
beautiful like the roses."

"Oh, beautiful, you're the
pretty rose I was looking for."

"Oh, beauty.."

"You're the pretty rose I was
looking for, beautiful."

"Oh, beauty.."

"You're the pretty rose I was
looking for, beautiful."

Come. Let me talk to
them and make a deal.

So, shouldn't I stay?
You can be over there.

We'll get 4 crores, right?
Let me see..

One minute. Come. Go over there.
Let me talk..

Stand over there.

What do you want?

- Go!
- Come here. Walk.

- Yes?
- Oh, gosh.

There's something. Come.
I'll tell you.

I'll be right there. Go.

Listen. What's the problem?
Wasn't Reshmi great?

Reshmi was awesome.
That's what I said.

Hindi, Tamil, Telugu, Marathi..

You can definitely make
at least 3 crores.

- We ask for just 1.3.
- Sajeer

- We ask for just 1.3.
- Sajeer

we'll agree to 90 lakhs.

No, that's too less!

What the.. Hey, the
movie is superb.

Didn't you just see it?

Right? Yes! Think about
it and let us know.

Yes, I will. Do that.
Let me think.

- What happened?
- What else?

You'll be shocked to
hear their offer.

- How many crores?
- Crores?

Get in the car. We'll
find someone else.

They quoted too less.

Come on, get in, everyone. But..

What happened? I'll
call you later.

- Get it increased..
- Okay..

Okay?

What happened? Get in, I'll tell you.
It's too bad.

It's unbelievable. I felt bad.

Come on. Let's go.

With the other languages and rights, Rs.
14 lakhs is the best you'll get.

14 lakhs for a movie that took
25 lakhs to make? Don't joke!

Don't worry, Shanu. We'll
get George to talk to them.

Didn't you say you'll get us Rs.
2 crores before the shooting?

And now? - You will get crores,
but the movie should be such.

What's wrong with the movie?

Didn't you get your star
writer to write the script?

Didn't you make it a mess by changing it?
What mess?

Mess.. Is there a bath scene?
A bedroom scene?

At least, a rape?

How many times did I give him the
list of what should be there?

And did you film any of it?
Salomi grinding..

Salomi, my foot! Everyone
saw the beauty you brought!

Forget Salomi. What about
Reshmi whom we paid?

What did you do with her?

Her bedroom scenes would've given
many people sleepless nights.

But of course, he fell for her.

This is probably the first
movie where she was an angel.

I didn't feel like shooting it like
you wanted it! This is my movie!

This is all I can do.

If the film doesn't get certified as
A, you can consider this hopeless.

He's a crooked guy. I've told you a
thousand times that he's a thief.

Don't you dare call me a thief!

Didn't you swindle all
the money by blowing up

the budget for the movie
unnecessarily, you rogue?

Will your dad pay the
rest of the money?

No one has abused my dad because of me.
Someone should have.

You're not the producer! This fly is..
I mean, this guy is!

Ask him to get lost! Who the
hell are you to do that?

Hey.. Ambrose.. Leave him.
But he..

The movie is over, isn't it?
I'll handle the rest.

You can go.

- But, Mr. Shanu..
- Go!

Gosh.

Mr. Suresh, did they
give you the key?

They left. Don't you know?
Where to?

I don't know. It's
been a few days.

Guys like him spoil
the new generation.

He shouldn't be beaten black and blue.
Director, my foot.

He didn't even think about his sister.
Shameless.

'Widespread protests against
adult movies across the state.'

'The actors' and
women's associations'

'of Kerala are leading the protests.'
- Shanu.

'The movies that destroy the values of..'
- Are we in trouble?

'The Minister of Cultural affairs,
N A Hamsa, was given a petition'

'to impose a ban on such
movies by the protesters.'

'The petition to ban
such movies was..'

What's their problem?
Switch it off, Varkey.

Mr. Shanu

you can expect raids over raids.

You can expect raids over raids.

Let's sell the movie right away.

We'll talk to George and get at least Rs.
10 lakhs more.

Give it to them.

Okay. We'll do that.

Mr. Velayudhan, they sold
the movie for Rs. 3 crores.

Varkey

they reduced two more lakhs.

Oh, God, it's dated
for next month.

So, what about Nadira's gold?

Mr. Nazar, what can I do?

It's been a month since I
got any news about him.

It's been a month since I
got any news about him.

What's the point of blaming you?

I helped him because he's
my best friend's son.

I gave him the gold I got
by pawning my house!

If Nadira's wedding doesn't
happen on the day after tomorrow

it'll be my family's funeral!

Oh, God! He'll be responsible
for all the deaths..

Shanu!

Hey!

Mr. Shanu, how long
can we keep hiding?

I don't know. There
goes that devil.

Roshan told people about the film
back home, but he spread the news.

He's coming this way. God!
He saw us. Walk..

Hey, buddy! - Damn. - Perfect.
Everyone'll know where you're soon.

Let's escape.

Buddy, great job!
Congratulations!

The movie is a hit! Good job.

I've been waiting to
get a hold of you..

How big a TV do you want?
I don't want anything..

Tell me.. Tell me! Say it!
No, the movie is a hit!

Tell me.. Tell me! Say it!
No, the movie is a hit!

- What?
- The movie is a hit.

- Really?
- Yes.

The movie is a hit.

Oh, God.

Sorry, man.

You can go. Wait,
are you serious?

Yes!

The movie is a hit!

"With a smile.." 'An
artist never dies.'

"Beautiful.." 'He
can only create.'

"The superstars are here
to welcome you all."

"Someone beside me.."

"Someone to congratulate.."

"Is it true?"

"Is this world mine?"

"Am I here or am
I in the skies?"

"Tell me if I'm in heaven, God."

Ambrose! Where have you been?

I looked everywhere for you.

What's this? Your
movie is a huge hit!

Who are you now?

Who's Ambrose now? The
producers will fight over you.

Give it to them. Yes. Give it.
Let's not waste time.

What..

Do you know what it is? It's awesome.
Keep it.

Consider it the advance
for the next movie.

Ambrose, give the money back.

- What?
- No thanks, Sajeer.

I owe you money.

It's all right. I forgot about it.
We have a new film now.

Forget it, Shanu. It's all right.
But we can't, can we?

Isn't it unfair to not return it
even after the movie was a hit?

The money has to be
returned with interest.

Yes. - Right? - Yes.

On top of cheating us, you
want to make a mockery of us..

What the.. - You.. - Move..

I must beat the
life out of him..

- Don't..
- Out of the way!

No, my wig! It'll fall off!

No, my wig! It'll fall off!

- Run!
- Stop!

Wait.. You.. That's enough..
Laila!

Bindu!

Reshmi!

Come..

"A knot that can't be untangled.." I will..
Don't hit me!

VT Shankar! If you even try
to cheat someone again

I'll kill you! Understood?

You!

"The black shadow.."

"With the traps.."

"The black shadow.." Take it
and get lost, you weasel!

Hey..

"Kochi is a small town.." - You!

Mr. Shanu!

Run for your life!
Hey! My crore!

Get them!

- Shanu..
- Oh, God!

- He..
- Out of the way! Get lost!

What is this..

Why is everyone hitting me?
Where did..

Where did they go?
That way. Okay.

- That way..
- Come on!

"The heart is throbbing.."

- Hey..
- Don't spare them..

- Hey..
- Don't spare them..

Oh, no, the gate is closed!
Run..

- Oh, no!
- Hey!

- There he goes!
- Run!

- Where is he?
- He went that way!

Come on! Let's catch him!

Greetings, Mr. Nazar.

Just having some fun.

If you don't run like this..

Like how Mammootty said
in the movie 'Big B'

Kochi is not the same anymore.

Malayalam movies
are not the same.

Sunny Leone replaced Laila.

When on one side, a lot of
theatres were shut down

on the other opened a
bunch of those sites.

Porn.

I wonder where those
ideal citizens

who protested against adult
movies back then now are.

Everyone was satisfied after
they ruined our lives.

- Happy..
- Anyway

because of the adult moviedom,
people like Sajeer thrived.

Because of the adult moviedom,
people like Sajeer thrived.

I suppose he still
plays his old games.

- Ticket..
- And then, Mr. Venu.

Ticket.. Well?

- Where to?
- KP.

What?

Kerala Police.

Sorry, sir. Nothing to worry
as long as he can talk.

- Ticket..
- He'll survive.

After 'Rosapoo', Ambrose and
his family moved to Chennai.

Ambrose is working on
his new movie now.

Sir.. Sorry, Ambrose. I
made you wait. Sorry.

It's all right, sir.

When you have great actors
and stars in Kerala

When you have great actors
and stars in Kerala

why me?

You're right, there are
great actors there.

But

I see the character
I want in you, sir.

What gives me the
confidence is that

there's something special
about Malayalees.

They'll accept good
stuff when they see it.

When I see your dedication

passion towards movies

and sincerity..

We're doing this project.
Thank you, sir!

Mr. Shanu! How did
it go, Ambrose?

- Did you get the date?
- Yes.

Awesome. Wonderful.

Ambrose, we'll do this movie.

I know a sheikh who'll invest Rs.
100 crores.

Sheikh Al Maktoum.

God!

Hello?

Hello?

I hope you haven't
forgotten the past.

Why are you silent?

Because of your stupid
movie, all the gold is gone

Because of your stupid
movie, all the gold is gone

and my daughter
didn't get married.

Who'll marry her now? Tell me!

Who'll marry her?

Shall I marry her?

"For the wedding.."
What did you say?

I mean, you can consider
the gold as dowry.

Right?

Don't you dare go
after movies again.

If I do?

You'll have to marry again
to settle that debt.

I can't not marry if I
don't give the money back.

What! What? Will
you marry again?

- Yes, I will.
- Whom?

"That ship.." - Your mom.

"The prince who arrived in it.."

'The police arrests
renowned actor Reshmi.'

'She's been charged with
the murder of two men.'

'Most of the movies
she'd acted in'

'used to attract huge
crowds to the cinema.'

'The actor who was
to act in a movie'

"Bypass' by a new
director, Vipin Das'"

'was a victim of attempted rape
by the director and his friend.'

'Amidst the rape attempt,
the actor stabbed the men'

'Amidst the rape attempt,
the actor stabbed the men'

'with a knife in the
room in self-defence.'

How much do you charge, hottie?

Shameless rascals.

Does being an actress

give you the right to
harass and play with her!

What she does on the
screen is her profession.

Would you do the same if it
was your sister or mother!

If you so much as think

about touching her, or
treating her as a prostitute

I'll gut you like fish.

Congratulations, Ambrose.

- Here.
- Give it to him.

- Here.
- Give it to him first.

- Here.
- Give it to him first.

Thank you.

Aren't you going?

Ambrose!

Ambrose!

I'll be right back.

Thank you. Sajeer put
us in a new fix.

It's a video.

"With a smile.."