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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,837 --> 00:00:25,829 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:37,852 --> 00:00:39,788 ♪ Look at the way the sun ♪ 3 00:00:39,888 --> 00:00:41,222 ♪ Makes 'em play ♪ 4 00:00:41,322 --> 00:00:44,257 ♪ How can you leave them alone? ♪ 5 00:00:45,460 --> 00:00:48,730 ♪ They're on the sand with B-9 in hand ♪ 6 00:00:48,830 --> 00:00:51,866 ♪ Caressing the places unknown ♪ 7 00:00:51,966 --> 00:00:55,370 ♪ Let me tell you I know a place ♪ 8 00:00:55,470 --> 00:00:58,837 ♪ Gonna put a smile on your face ♪ 9 00:00:59,841 --> 00:01:02,877 ♪ They got the tan lines on the skin ♪ 10 00:01:02,977 --> 00:01:04,779 ♪ Watch 'em rub it in ♪ 11 00:01:04,879 --> 00:01:06,848 ♪ Rub it in ♪ 12 00:01:06,948 --> 00:01:09,384 ♪ Can you see the hardbodies? ♪ 13 00:01:09,484 --> 00:01:10,985 ♪ They mean what they say ♪ 14 00:01:11,085 --> 00:01:12,921 ♪ There ain't nobody ♪ 15 00:01:13,021 --> 00:01:15,056 ♪ Standing in my way ♪ 16 00:01:15,156 --> 00:01:18,860 ♪ See the hardbodies do whatever they please ♪ 17 00:01:18,960 --> 00:01:22,130 ♪ And everybody dropping to their knees ♪ 18 00:01:22,230 --> 00:01:25,358 ♪ I don't mind ♪ 19 00:01:30,238 --> 00:01:34,042 ♪ Second to none, breaking out the big guns ♪ 20 00:01:34,142 --> 00:01:37,112 ♪ Waxed up and ready to roll ♪ 21 00:01:37,212 --> 00:01:39,247 ♪ As they go by ♪ 22 00:01:39,347 --> 00:01:41,583 ♪ All the boys wink an eye ♪ 23 00:01:41,683 --> 00:01:44,753 ♪ Then simply lose all control ♪ 24 00:01:44,853 --> 00:01:48,323 ♪ Let me tell you I know a place ♪ 25 00:01:48,423 --> 00:01:52,260 ♪ Gonna make a blind man lead the chase ♪ 26 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:55,764 ♪ Close as you can get to perfection ♪ 27 00:01:55,864 --> 00:01:59,134 ♪ So take a look in their direction ♪ 28 00:01:59,234 --> 00:02:02,003 ♪ Can you see the hardbodies? ♪ 29 00:02:02,103 --> 00:02:03,905 ♪ They mean what they say ♪ 30 00:02:04,005 --> 00:02:05,306 ♪ There ain't nobody ♪ 31 00:02:05,406 --> 00:02:07,542 ♪ Standing in their way ♪ 32 00:02:07,642 --> 00:02:10,779 ♪ See the hardbodies do whatever they please ♪ 33 00:02:10,879 --> 00:02:14,516 ♪ And everybody, get down on your knees ♪ 34 00:02:14,616 --> 00:02:19,487 ♪ I don't mind, I don't mind ♪ 35 00:02:19,587 --> 00:02:22,257 ♪ Get the boys together and we'll stand in line ♪ 36 00:02:22,357 --> 00:02:24,659 ♪ We like to watch you slide ♪ 37 00:02:24,759 --> 00:02:26,361 ♪ Baby, you can bet ♪ 38 00:02:26,461 --> 00:02:30,098 ♪ You and me ain't never seen the best of it yet ♪ 39 00:02:30,198 --> 00:02:32,066 ♪ Get a load of this ♪ 40 00:02:32,166 --> 00:02:34,369 ♪ Get on on over here ♪ 41 00:02:34,469 --> 00:02:37,505 ♪ Don't get too excited when the boys all cheer ♪ 42 00:02:37,605 --> 00:02:40,938 - ♪ For hardbodies, hardbodies ♪ - ♪ Hardbodies ♪ 43 00:02:42,176 --> 00:02:44,979 ♪ Don't get too excited when the boys all cheer ♪ 44 00:02:45,079 --> 00:02:48,606 - ♪ For hardbodies, hardbodies ♪ - ♪ Hardbodies ♪ 45 00:02:49,651 --> 00:02:52,353 ♪ Don't get too excited when the boys all cheer ♪ 46 00:02:52,453 --> 00:02:53,922 ♪ For hardbodies. ♪ 47 00:02:54,022 --> 00:02:56,115 (MAN AND WOMAN MOANING) 48 00:02:58,159 --> 00:03:00,127 - WOMAN: Scotty. - (BOTH PANTING) 49 00:03:11,172 --> 00:03:13,675 That wasn't too bad. 50 00:03:13,775 --> 00:03:16,878 It was bad, and you know it. 51 00:03:16,978 --> 00:03:20,415 I got a short memory. How about refreshing it? 52 00:03:20,515 --> 00:03:24,419 - Scotty. - (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 53 00:03:24,519 --> 00:03:26,821 (KNOCKING CONTINUING) 54 00:03:26,921 --> 00:03:28,823 - Every day. - We're not here, man! 55 00:03:28,923 --> 00:03:31,826 Why don't you get that? I'm going to the bathroom. 56 00:03:31,926 --> 00:03:35,330 - (KNOCKING CONTINUES) - Man, perfect timing. 57 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:39,161 I'm coming. Hold your jets. 58 00:03:41,669 --> 00:03:43,905 (WINCING) Damn! 59 00:03:44,005 --> 00:03:46,007 Hey, what's the story? 60 00:03:46,107 --> 00:03:48,843 You're history here, deadbeat. That's the story. 61 00:03:48,943 --> 00:03:52,447 Adios. Your eviction notice. Signed, sealed, delivered in person. 62 00:03:52,547 --> 00:03:55,483 - You're gone. - What am I, two months behind? 63 00:03:55,583 --> 00:03:58,253 Three months. Today's the first, numbnuts. Goodbye. 64 00:03:58,353 --> 00:04:01,189 - Hey, but wait... - Not buts. No waits. You're gone. 65 00:04:01,289 --> 00:04:05,157 - Adios. So long. - Oh, man. 66 00:04:11,299 --> 00:04:14,269 - So what was that all about? - Nothing. It's handled. 67 00:04:14,369 --> 00:04:16,304 Okay. 68 00:04:16,404 --> 00:04:18,773 - Well, what's the rush? - Well, it's after 9:00. 69 00:04:18,873 --> 00:04:21,109 You know my sister... married a worrywart. 70 00:04:21,209 --> 00:04:24,372 You rush off like this, I'm gonna feel used, you know? 71 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:28,516 - Scotty! - Not just a one-night stand, am I? 72 00:04:28,616 --> 00:04:32,253 - No! Three or four nights, okay? - Okay. 73 00:04:32,353 --> 00:04:34,455 You've heard of eggs Benedict, right? 74 00:04:34,555 --> 00:04:37,217 Wait'll you taste eggs Scotty. 75 00:04:38,426 --> 00:04:40,962 All righty, 76 00:04:41,062 --> 00:04:42,893 special sauce. 77 00:04:44,265 --> 00:04:46,234 That's gross, Scotty. 78 00:04:46,334 --> 00:04:48,268 Do you have any OJ? 79 00:04:50,371 --> 00:04:51,839 Oh, Scotty. 80 00:04:51,939 --> 00:04:54,442 It's a science project. It's for the landlord. 81 00:04:54,542 --> 00:04:56,778 That is gross. 82 00:04:56,878 --> 00:04:58,903 So how do you like your eggs? 83 00:05:01,182 --> 00:05:03,173 Is over easy okay? 84 00:05:05,386 --> 00:05:08,253 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 85 00:05:12,593 --> 00:05:14,329 - Rag, I'm hurting, dude. - What? 86 00:05:14,429 --> 00:05:16,831 - I said I'm hurting, dude. - Can't hear you, dude. 87 00:05:16,931 --> 00:05:19,033 Turn the music down. 88 00:05:19,133 --> 00:05:20,768 (VOLUME DECREASES) 89 00:05:20,868 --> 00:05:23,604 I said I'm broke. You got that hundred bucks I lent you? 90 00:05:23,704 --> 00:05:25,974 I'm on empty, dude. 91 00:05:26,074 --> 00:05:29,544 - Why? You getting hassled? - My landlord wants his rent. 92 00:05:29,644 --> 00:05:31,479 I think he keeps his dick in his wallet. 93 00:05:31,579 --> 00:05:34,382 Bummer. Hey, let's run a scam. 94 00:05:34,482 --> 00:05:36,851 No, dude, no scams. I'm sick of scams. 95 00:05:36,951 --> 00:05:39,420 What? The kid? 96 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,856 Stick scammin' jammin' Scotty Palmer? No way! 97 00:05:41,956 --> 00:05:45,026 No, I hate to cop to it, buddy, but the thrill is gone. 98 00:05:45,126 --> 00:05:47,428 - Hey, Scotty, Rag! - Scotty! 99 00:05:47,528 --> 00:05:49,831 (SHOUTING) 100 00:05:49,931 --> 00:05:53,001 All right! Baby! 101 00:05:53,101 --> 00:05:56,237 - So out with it, dude. - No, dude. No, dude. 102 00:05:56,337 --> 00:05:58,072 How'd it go with Kristi last night? Come on. 103 00:05:58,172 --> 00:06:02,043 You mean you actually went back with Scotty to his dump. 104 00:06:02,143 --> 00:06:04,812 I can't believe it. 105 00:06:04,912 --> 00:06:06,414 So what happened? 106 00:06:06,514 --> 00:06:09,584 Ragger, a gentleman does not discuss these things. 107 00:06:09,684 --> 00:06:12,887 - Yeah, but surfers do. - (LAUGHING) 108 00:06:12,987 --> 00:06:14,555 My lips are sealed. 109 00:06:14,655 --> 00:06:17,592 I bet they weren't last night. 110 00:06:17,692 --> 00:06:20,995 What happened last night was like... oh, man. 111 00:06:21,095 --> 00:06:23,031 I can't even put it into words. It was like... 112 00:06:23,131 --> 00:06:25,767 Incredible. 113 00:06:25,867 --> 00:06:27,068 ...wow. 114 00:06:27,168 --> 00:06:29,303 I felt like I was 115 00:06:29,403 --> 00:06:32,040 going to explode! 116 00:06:32,140 --> 00:06:34,142 Kaboom! 117 00:06:34,242 --> 00:06:36,444 Oh, Scotty! 118 00:06:36,544 --> 00:06:39,113 (MOANING) 119 00:06:39,213 --> 00:06:40,680 Mmm, God. 120 00:06:42,049 --> 00:06:43,539 Ooh, you're so... 121 00:07:02,236 --> 00:07:04,072 ♪ Hey, wait a minute ♪ 122 00:07:04,172 --> 00:07:06,808 ♪ Isn't that my Lynette? ♪ 123 00:07:06,908 --> 00:07:09,744 ♪ With that stiff Leroy in his red Corvette? ♪ 124 00:07:09,844 --> 00:07:13,109 (MEN LAUGHING) 125 00:07:15,349 --> 00:07:17,374 (BARKING) 126 00:07:19,187 --> 00:07:21,456 Worms, you horny mutt, get over here. 127 00:07:21,556 --> 00:07:23,458 Come on! 128 00:07:23,558 --> 00:07:25,626 Come on, boy. 129 00:07:25,726 --> 00:07:27,995 Come here. Good boy, you little slut. 130 00:07:28,095 --> 00:07:30,765 Good boy. 131 00:07:30,865 --> 00:07:33,163 That's a good boy. 132 00:07:36,537 --> 00:07:38,473 (YELPING) 133 00:07:38,573 --> 00:07:41,876 (SCREAMS) 134 00:07:41,976 --> 00:07:44,479 Get off the towel! 135 00:07:44,579 --> 00:07:45,680 Give me my top! 136 00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:48,616 Come on, dog, give it to me. 137 00:07:48,716 --> 00:07:51,319 Dang it. 138 00:07:51,419 --> 00:07:53,788 Good boy. Good boy, Worms. Good boy, Worms. 139 00:07:53,888 --> 00:07:55,723 Here's your treat. Here's your reward. 140 00:07:55,823 --> 00:07:57,725 Hey, creep, get your fleabag off the beach. 141 00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:00,495 Yeah, and give me back my top, dog meat. 142 00:08:00,595 --> 00:08:03,131 Sure thing, lover girl. I'll even help you put it on. 143 00:08:03,231 --> 00:08:05,199 I'll tie the straps. 144 00:08:06,601 --> 00:08:08,936 - Scotty, help! - Scotty! 145 00:08:09,036 --> 00:08:11,606 Quick, you guys! 146 00:08:11,706 --> 00:08:15,643 Excuse me. You're gonna have to move on down the beach. 147 00:08:15,743 --> 00:08:18,513 - This area's quarantined. - Who says so? 148 00:08:18,613 --> 00:08:20,081 I'm Scotty Palmer, pal. I'm head of the geek patrol. 149 00:08:20,181 --> 00:08:22,917 Now you got a license to be geeking on this part of the beach? 150 00:08:23,017 --> 00:08:26,254 Look, this is our beach. We live here. 151 00:08:26,354 --> 00:08:29,557 We don't mind sharing with you. Just don't upset the ladies, okay? 152 00:08:29,657 --> 00:08:32,693 Tell me, dipshit, who's gonna stop me? 153 00:08:32,793 --> 00:08:35,963 (LAUGHING) 154 00:08:36,063 --> 00:08:38,232 My friend Rag here, he's multilingual. 155 00:08:38,332 --> 00:08:40,425 He's flipping you off in 48 languages. 156 00:08:48,309 --> 00:08:50,072 I hope you know karate. 157 00:08:53,180 --> 00:08:55,616 That's one dead mother. 158 00:08:55,716 --> 00:08:58,920 Stop! That thing hurts! 159 00:08:59,020 --> 00:09:00,688 (SCREAMS) 160 00:09:00,788 --> 00:09:03,124 Oh, my God. You guys got balls. 161 00:09:03,224 --> 00:09:05,493 I can't believe you knocked down the Gonads' bikes. 162 00:09:05,593 --> 00:09:08,563 What, you're saying the Gonads are assholes? 163 00:09:08,663 --> 00:09:09,964 I can't believe you guys! 164 00:09:10,064 --> 00:09:12,033 Your ass is grass, smiley! 165 00:09:12,133 --> 00:09:13,794 Yeah, my ass is grass, huh? 166 00:09:15,903 --> 00:09:17,461 Come on, let's go! 167 00:09:24,245 --> 00:09:27,646 Later, dudes. 168 00:09:29,450 --> 00:09:31,852 Now have I ever steered you wrong? I'm telling you. 169 00:09:31,952 --> 00:09:34,755 Kimber has got the hots for you. 170 00:09:34,855 --> 00:09:37,491 He's so gross. No way. 171 00:09:37,591 --> 00:09:41,229 I don't know. I think he's kind of cute. 172 00:09:41,329 --> 00:09:43,264 Come on, buddy. You gotta make your move. 173 00:09:43,364 --> 00:09:46,767 She's stuck up, dude. She thinks I'm a scuzz. 174 00:09:46,867 --> 00:09:50,004 Forget it. He's a scuzz, Kristi, no way. 175 00:09:50,104 --> 00:09:52,740 You're a hero now, man. You saved her. 176 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:55,365 Be Scottifitous, buddy. 177 00:09:57,011 --> 00:09:58,412 - Listen, girls... - He's such a scuzz. 178 00:09:58,512 --> 00:10:00,781 ...we got a serious morale problem. 179 00:10:00,881 --> 00:10:04,518 You know, my brave buddy Rag, he's not feeling very good about himself. 180 00:10:04,618 --> 00:10:08,522 - He's just being realistic, Scott. - Oh, be realistic, Kimber. 181 00:10:08,622 --> 00:10:10,992 Fuck your friend, okay? 182 00:10:11,092 --> 00:10:12,593 (GIRLS SQUEALING) 183 00:10:12,693 --> 00:10:14,662 You are so cute! 184 00:10:14,762 --> 00:10:17,253 I love your bod. 185 00:10:22,570 --> 00:10:26,073 Did you see that? Those two great-looking girls 186 00:10:26,173 --> 00:10:29,277 with that ugly guy? 187 00:10:29,377 --> 00:10:31,679 This could be my kind of beach. 188 00:10:31,779 --> 00:10:34,515 Rounder, did I tell you, man, huh? 189 00:10:34,615 --> 00:10:37,485 Come on, the most beautiful girls in the world are right here. 190 00:10:37,585 --> 00:10:39,654 When you're right, you're right. Am I right? 191 00:10:39,754 --> 00:10:42,790 I don't know how I let you perverts talk me into this. 192 00:10:42,890 --> 00:10:46,294 Ashman, come on, what kind of attitude is that? 193 00:10:46,394 --> 00:10:48,462 You're not wussing out on us, are you? 194 00:10:48,562 --> 00:10:52,466 No, Hunter, it's just all these nubiles make me feel like an old fucker. 195 00:10:52,566 --> 00:10:55,736 - You are an old fucker. - So are you. So am I. So what? 196 00:10:55,836 --> 00:10:59,206 Look, we spent years getting our businesses to run the way we want 'em 197 00:10:59,306 --> 00:11:01,709 so we could come and do this. This is the perfect time to do this. 198 00:11:01,809 --> 00:11:05,079 Yeah, well, I've seen more than one old bull blow out his balls 199 00:11:05,179 --> 00:11:07,014 and his brains at the same time. 200 00:11:07,114 --> 00:11:10,384 That's definitely giving it your best shot. 201 00:11:10,484 --> 00:11:14,155 - (IMITATES BULL MOOING) - (IMITATES GUNSHOT) 202 00:11:14,255 --> 00:11:16,057 Let's go! 203 00:11:16,157 --> 00:11:18,182 (TIRES SQUEALING) 204 00:11:19,527 --> 00:11:23,054 Gentlemen, I know you'll love this place. 205 00:11:30,571 --> 00:11:33,908 We call this our divorcee special. 206 00:11:34,008 --> 00:11:36,510 Hey, baby, hey, hey. 207 00:11:36,610 --> 00:11:39,847 Good thing our ex-wives didn't get here first. 208 00:11:39,947 --> 00:11:42,383 Four bedrooms... one with a waterbed 209 00:11:42,483 --> 00:11:44,018 and three with extra firm mattresses. 210 00:11:44,118 --> 00:11:45,986 That's a real comfort to me, 211 00:11:46,086 --> 00:11:49,223 suffering as I do from a herniated lower lumbar. 212 00:11:49,323 --> 00:11:50,891 Really? How'd that happen? 213 00:11:50,991 --> 00:11:52,727 What's Ash suffering from? 214 00:11:52,827 --> 00:11:56,786 - A bent wanger. - Bent wanger? Bummer. 215 00:12:00,100 --> 00:12:03,304 Well, dip my skinny. 216 00:12:03,404 --> 00:12:04,839 Is this great? 217 00:12:04,939 --> 00:12:08,476 I can't wait to see Barnes' and the guys from the club's faces when they see this. 218 00:12:08,576 --> 00:12:11,946 Hey, Hunter, we agreed, man... 219 00:12:12,046 --> 00:12:15,483 no business cronies. This thing's strictly for pleasure. 220 00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:17,676 You're right. 221 00:12:19,787 --> 00:12:21,689 - We'll take it. - Great. 222 00:12:21,789 --> 00:12:23,814 Let's go sign the lease. 223 00:12:26,393 --> 00:12:29,760 Party party party party! 224 00:12:31,665 --> 00:12:33,134 ♪ When I'm on the beach ♪ 225 00:12:33,234 --> 00:12:36,404 ♪ Where I belong, yeah! ♪ 226 00:12:36,504 --> 00:12:38,972 (VOCALIZES) 227 00:12:46,547 --> 00:12:48,749 HUNTER: Nuh-uh-uh. That one. 228 00:12:48,849 --> 00:12:50,151 With the tongue? 229 00:12:50,251 --> 00:12:52,386 Trust me. That's you. 230 00:12:52,486 --> 00:12:55,823 Okay, floozy patrol on the beach in a half-hour. 231 00:12:55,923 --> 00:12:57,892 Be there or be square. 232 00:12:57,992 --> 00:13:00,327 I think I'm just gonna hang around here 233 00:13:00,427 --> 00:13:02,296 and kind of straighten things out a little bit. 234 00:13:02,396 --> 00:13:05,332 Yeah, there's only one thing I wanna get straightened out. 235 00:13:05,432 --> 00:13:07,992 Come on, Ashman, we're all going. 236 00:13:11,472 --> 00:13:13,841 - Hi. - Greetings. I saw you guys move in. 237 00:13:13,941 --> 00:13:16,010 I thought you might like a little help. 238 00:13:16,110 --> 00:13:18,012 I don't think so, but thanks. 239 00:13:18,112 --> 00:13:20,147 What about your cars? You want me to detail them for you? 240 00:13:20,247 --> 00:13:23,184 Chicks around here, they really like 'em looking good. 241 00:13:23,284 --> 00:13:26,454 Okay, great, go ahead. Detail 'em. 242 00:13:26,554 --> 00:13:28,989 All right. 243 00:13:29,089 --> 00:13:30,558 What's detailed? 244 00:13:30,658 --> 00:13:33,593 I don't know, but chicks love it. 245 00:13:35,129 --> 00:13:38,064 (GIRLS SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 246 00:13:44,104 --> 00:13:46,140 - Hey, great car. - Really! 247 00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,142 It belong to your old man? 248 00:13:48,242 --> 00:13:49,643 You kidding? This is my car. 249 00:13:49,743 --> 00:13:51,545 - You wish. You wish. - You wish. 250 00:13:51,645 --> 00:13:53,747 No shit. It's my house too, right here. 251 00:13:53,847 --> 00:13:55,249 - Oh, right. - Really? 252 00:13:55,349 --> 00:13:58,385 And I'm Miss America. 253 00:13:58,485 --> 00:14:00,221 No, I swear to God. I inherited it. 254 00:14:00,321 --> 00:14:01,489 BOTH: Really? 255 00:14:01,589 --> 00:14:04,492 My folks were anthropologists. About a year ago they got killed 256 00:14:04,592 --> 00:14:06,093 on a field trip to New Guinea. 257 00:14:06,193 --> 00:14:08,429 - Oh, God, that... - Really? 258 00:14:08,529 --> 00:14:10,431 They got ambushed by headhunters. 259 00:14:10,531 --> 00:14:13,200 You mean like... (MIMICS CUTTING) 260 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:15,870 - Yeah. - GIRLS: Eww! 261 00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:17,872 Yeah, it messed me up real bad for a while. 262 00:14:17,972 --> 00:14:21,375 Yeah, ever since I haven't been able to have any kind of sexual relations. 263 00:14:21,475 --> 00:14:23,043 No sex. 264 00:14:23,143 --> 00:14:25,846 Giving head doesn't sound like very much fun anymore. 265 00:14:25,946 --> 00:14:28,582 Liar! 266 00:14:28,682 --> 00:14:30,551 Well... 267 00:14:30,651 --> 00:14:33,754 maybe we can help you out. 268 00:14:33,854 --> 00:14:36,023 ♪ No one ever done me ♪ 269 00:14:36,123 --> 00:14:38,459 ♪ Done me like she does ♪ 270 00:14:38,559 --> 00:14:41,228 ♪ I gotta have some of your love ♪ 271 00:14:41,328 --> 00:14:42,897 ♪ Losin' it... ♪ 272 00:14:42,997 --> 00:14:45,266 - (BELL RINGS) - Hi. 273 00:14:45,366 --> 00:14:47,357 Hi. 274 00:14:48,569 --> 00:14:50,471 (VOCALIZES) 275 00:14:50,571 --> 00:14:53,440 (BELL RINGS) 276 00:14:53,540 --> 00:14:55,442 I like ringing your bell. 277 00:14:55,542 --> 00:14:56,944 Most guys do. 278 00:14:57,044 --> 00:14:59,035 Right on. 279 00:15:00,080 --> 00:15:03,284 I just rented the hippest house on the beach. 280 00:15:03,384 --> 00:15:05,519 I got some bitchen cars, too. 281 00:15:05,619 --> 00:15:06,921 You wanna party? 282 00:15:07,021 --> 00:15:08,656 What do you have in mind? 283 00:15:08,756 --> 00:15:10,491 Whatever turns you on... 284 00:15:10,591 --> 00:15:13,894 a little wine, Jacuz-arooski, 285 00:15:13,994 --> 00:15:15,461 sex. 286 00:15:17,698 --> 00:15:20,367 How much are you gonna pay me? 287 00:15:20,467 --> 00:15:23,070 You're kidding. (LAUGHS) 288 00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:25,161 I don't pay for sex. 289 00:15:27,107 --> 00:15:29,510 And I don't fuck fossils for free. 290 00:15:29,610 --> 00:15:31,145 ♪ Ooh, sweet little girl ♪ 291 00:15:31,245 --> 00:15:33,647 ♪ I can't get enough of you ♪ 292 00:15:33,747 --> 00:15:36,617 ♪ Ooh, sweet little girl ♪ 293 00:15:36,717 --> 00:15:39,286 ♪ I can't get enough of you ♪ 294 00:15:39,386 --> 00:15:41,989 ♪ Mmm! Little girl ♪ 295 00:15:42,089 --> 00:15:44,291 ♪ I can't get enough ♪ 296 00:15:44,391 --> 00:15:47,292 ♪ Oh! ♪ 297 00:15:51,065 --> 00:15:52,466 Jogging's fun, isn't it? 298 00:15:52,566 --> 00:15:54,591 Especially alone. 299 00:15:55,903 --> 00:15:58,339 I usually jog 10 miles in the morning, 300 00:15:58,439 --> 00:16:00,174 10 at night. 301 00:16:00,274 --> 00:16:02,776 You must be in great shape. 302 00:16:02,876 --> 00:16:06,814 I'm a marathon runner. World class. 303 00:16:06,914 --> 00:16:10,050 You wanna race to the pier? 304 00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:11,652 Okay. 305 00:16:11,752 --> 00:16:13,921 You wanna bet on it? 306 00:16:14,021 --> 00:16:17,191 Sure. What do you wanna bet? 307 00:16:17,291 --> 00:16:20,160 If you beat me, eat me. 308 00:16:20,260 --> 00:16:22,329 ♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪ 309 00:16:22,429 --> 00:16:25,065 ♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪ 310 00:16:25,165 --> 00:16:26,834 ♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪ 311 00:16:26,934 --> 00:16:30,301 ♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪ 312 00:16:32,473 --> 00:16:34,975 ♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪ 313 00:16:35,075 --> 00:16:36,977 ♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪ 314 00:16:37,077 --> 00:16:39,747 ♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪ 315 00:16:39,847 --> 00:16:42,282 ♪ Ooh, yeah! Ooh, yeah! ♪ 316 00:16:42,382 --> 00:16:44,284 - (WHEEZES) - You all right? 317 00:16:44,384 --> 00:16:46,186 I'm fine. I'm fine. 318 00:16:46,286 --> 00:16:50,190 Just trying to give you a little lead. A little... 319 00:16:50,290 --> 00:16:52,660 ♪ East, west, coast to coast ♪ 320 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,462 ♪ Tearing it up in a weekend bar ♪ 321 00:16:55,562 --> 00:16:57,655 ♪ Smile for the camera, boy... ♪ 322 00:17:01,068 --> 00:17:03,404 Boys, the pond was dry 323 00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:05,873 or I'm using the wrong kind of bait. 324 00:17:05,973 --> 00:17:08,575 Yeah, I landed a tight little blonde. 325 00:17:08,675 --> 00:17:11,045 Had to throw her back. She was jailbait. 326 00:17:11,145 --> 00:17:13,347 Good. No jailbait. 327 00:17:13,447 --> 00:17:15,883 - Agreed? - BOTH: Agreed. 328 00:17:15,983 --> 00:17:18,752 - How old was she? - 15. 329 00:17:18,852 --> 00:17:22,379 15? I have underwear 15 years old. 330 00:17:24,224 --> 00:17:26,060 - (CAR APPROACHING) - Hey, wait a minute. 331 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:29,789 That sounds like my car. 332 00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,602 That was so much fun! 333 00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:37,538 Oh, God, we gotta do it again. 334 00:17:37,638 --> 00:17:39,740 Yes, when are we gonna go up in your plane, huh? 335 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:42,409 I don't know. Maybe next week. I should have my Lear jet by then. 336 00:17:42,509 --> 00:17:45,846 That was so much fun. I was so scared when you were going around. 337 00:17:45,946 --> 00:17:48,716 - Shh. - When you get a chance, 338 00:17:48,816 --> 00:17:51,151 we'd like to have a word with you, please. 339 00:17:51,251 --> 00:17:53,087 I'll see you guys. I gotta run. 340 00:17:53,187 --> 00:17:55,656 - No, one more ride. - My neighbor needs some advice. 341 00:17:55,756 --> 00:17:57,725 When Scotty Palmer talks... 342 00:17:57,825 --> 00:18:00,089 - GIRLS: Bullshit walks! - Okay. 343 00:18:02,062 --> 00:18:05,520 - God, Scotty. - Bye, Scotty. 344 00:18:20,013 --> 00:18:21,782 Hey, listen, guys, about the car. 345 00:18:21,882 --> 00:18:24,418 I just took it for a little spin to blow off the water spots. 346 00:18:24,518 --> 00:18:26,086 - Of course. - And the girls, 347 00:18:26,186 --> 00:18:28,355 they were there to buff the upholstery, right? 348 00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:31,058 You know that thing is like a magnet 349 00:18:31,158 --> 00:18:32,760 for hardbodies. 350 00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,094 Hardbodies? 351 00:18:34,194 --> 00:18:35,662 What's a hardbody? 352 00:18:35,762 --> 00:18:38,365 Hardbodies. You know, the little foxes down on the beach. 353 00:18:38,465 --> 00:18:40,601 Scotty, you mind if I ask you a personal question? 354 00:18:40,701 --> 00:18:42,136 Sure, shoot. 355 00:18:42,236 --> 00:18:44,505 How did you manage to pick up all those girls? 356 00:18:44,605 --> 00:18:46,874 I didn't pick them up. I dialogued them. 357 00:18:46,974 --> 00:18:48,642 Dialogued them? 358 00:18:48,742 --> 00:18:50,644 Yeah, I gave them a little dose of the old BBD. 359 00:18:50,744 --> 00:18:53,747 - BBD? - That's not like herpes, is it? 360 00:18:53,847 --> 00:18:57,718 BBD... it's the bigger and better deal. 361 00:18:57,818 --> 00:19:00,254 You guys don't get it, do you? 362 00:19:00,354 --> 00:19:02,689 These chicks are locals. 363 00:19:02,789 --> 00:19:04,691 They want something better out of life. 364 00:19:04,791 --> 00:19:06,660 That's a faster car, 365 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,295 a richer boyfriend. 366 00:19:08,395 --> 00:19:10,364 Hotter action, that's the BBD. 367 00:19:10,464 --> 00:19:11,932 Oh, that's great. 368 00:19:12,032 --> 00:19:15,836 Scotty, could you teach someone like us 369 00:19:15,936 --> 00:19:18,438 to dialogue girls the way you do? 370 00:19:18,538 --> 00:19:21,175 It's easy. Any slob can dialogue a girl. 371 00:19:21,275 --> 00:19:24,044 - Then teach me. - Look, I'm not a pimp, okay? 372 00:19:24,144 --> 00:19:26,680 Come on, Scotty. Nobody said you were a pimp. 373 00:19:26,780 --> 00:19:29,316 We don't want you to pimp for us. All we want you to do is teach us how 374 00:19:29,416 --> 00:19:30,851 to get girls for ourselves. 375 00:19:30,951 --> 00:19:34,421 I don't know, guys. Sounds kind of lame. 376 00:19:34,521 --> 00:19:37,724 Speaking of bigger and better deals, 377 00:19:37,824 --> 00:19:39,927 how would you like to live here 378 00:19:40,027 --> 00:19:42,062 in this house? 379 00:19:42,162 --> 00:19:44,031 It's the best house on the beach. 380 00:19:44,131 --> 00:19:45,799 Drive our cars whenever you want? 381 00:19:45,899 --> 00:19:48,735 Live in luxury, like a king of the beach. 382 00:19:48,835 --> 00:19:51,438 Are you guys fags? 383 00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,640 Yeah, I'm the Queen of France, 384 00:19:53,740 --> 00:19:55,909 and these are the D'Angelo sisters. 385 00:19:56,009 --> 00:19:58,412 Come on, Scotty. We're perfectly straight, man. 386 00:19:58,512 --> 00:20:00,747 That's the problem. We're too straight. 387 00:20:00,847 --> 00:20:03,083 All we're interested in are hardbodies, 388 00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:05,085 and we want you to teach us how to get them. 389 00:20:05,185 --> 00:20:07,087 To dialogue 'em. 390 00:20:07,187 --> 00:20:08,589 And BBD 'em. 391 00:20:08,689 --> 00:20:11,425 And for that, you get the run of the house for as long as you like. 392 00:20:11,525 --> 00:20:13,760 I don't know. 393 00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:16,063 It just doesn't sound solid to me. 394 00:20:16,163 --> 00:20:19,132 We might be willing to pay you. 395 00:20:19,232 --> 00:20:23,036 You're making me sound like a pimp again. 396 00:20:23,136 --> 00:20:24,771 How much? 397 00:20:24,871 --> 00:20:28,442 Let's say $500 a month walking around money. 398 00:20:28,542 --> 00:20:30,344 I think I could walk a lot with $750. 399 00:20:30,444 --> 00:20:32,546 $500 is tops. 400 00:20:32,646 --> 00:20:35,015 I don't know, guys. It sounds kind of sleazy. 401 00:20:35,115 --> 00:20:36,817 But I'll tell you what... 402 00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:39,886 I will sleep on it and get back to you tomorrow. 403 00:20:41,722 --> 00:20:43,891 Scotty. 404 00:20:43,991 --> 00:20:45,618 Sweet dreams. 405 00:20:49,062 --> 00:20:52,054 (TIRES SCREECHING) 406 00:20:56,236 --> 00:20:58,033 Man. 407 00:21:08,248 --> 00:21:10,443 (GRUNTS) 408 00:21:17,491 --> 00:21:19,584 - (DOG SNARLING) - (SCOTTY SCREAMS) 409 00:21:24,898 --> 00:21:27,100 (MIMICS BARKING) 410 00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,430 (LAUGHING) 411 00:21:30,804 --> 00:21:32,829 MAN: So long, numbnuts. 412 00:21:51,958 --> 00:21:53,593 Read this. 413 00:21:53,693 --> 00:21:56,129 - Hey! - You ate. 414 00:21:56,229 --> 00:21:58,789 (TAPPING) 415 00:22:00,634 --> 00:22:02,602 Hey, guys, I got great news. 416 00:22:02,702 --> 00:22:04,404 I thought about this thing all night. 417 00:22:04,504 --> 00:22:06,606 I decided I'm gonna help you guys out 418 00:22:06,706 --> 00:22:08,408 and for only $600 a month. 419 00:22:08,508 --> 00:22:10,510 $600? 420 00:22:10,610 --> 00:22:12,045 I sensed a strong aura of need around here, 421 00:22:12,145 --> 00:22:15,205 and what can I say? I'm a giving type of guy. 422 00:22:17,017 --> 00:22:19,486 - You've got yourself a deal. - All right. 423 00:22:19,586 --> 00:22:22,453 So when do we start? 424 00:22:23,824 --> 00:22:26,493 We already have. 425 00:22:26,593 --> 00:22:29,118 Get out of here. 426 00:22:31,431 --> 00:22:34,034 Excuse me, little darling. 427 00:22:34,134 --> 00:22:37,270 How'd you like to go suck down a couple of cold beers? 428 00:22:37,370 --> 00:22:39,840 Piss off, schmuck. 429 00:22:39,940 --> 00:22:42,409 (LAUGHING) 430 00:22:42,509 --> 00:22:43,910 See that, Ash? 431 00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:46,680 No matter how mellow it comes out, it's still a line. 432 00:22:46,780 --> 00:22:48,682 These chicks are black and blue from getting hit by lines. 433 00:22:48,782 --> 00:22:51,418 - You gotta give 'em something fresh. - Like what, buddy? 434 00:22:51,518 --> 00:22:54,855 The dialogue. The whole purpose is to throw them off-guard. 435 00:22:54,955 --> 00:22:56,890 I think it's time I gave you guys a little demonstration. 436 00:22:56,990 --> 00:22:59,359 - HUNTER: All right, let's go. - Okay, come on. 437 00:22:59,459 --> 00:23:01,161 What's the matter, boys? 438 00:23:01,261 --> 00:23:03,627 Don't you find me attractive? 439 00:23:15,408 --> 00:23:17,310 Are you okay? 440 00:23:17,410 --> 00:23:20,313 Yeah, I'm okay. I was just watching this incredible-looking blonde skate. 441 00:23:20,413 --> 00:23:23,280 I wasn't looking what I... I... 442 00:23:30,590 --> 00:23:33,560 Oh, God, wow. 443 00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:36,730 Oh, you're the good... you're... 444 00:23:36,830 --> 00:23:38,765 I am really embarrassed. 445 00:23:38,865 --> 00:23:41,676 I can't believe I just said all that. I am really embarrassed. 446 00:23:41,777 --> 00:23:43,567 You were really watching me when you tripped? 447 00:23:43,668 --> 00:23:47,040 I started watching you all the way up the beach over there. 448 00:23:47,140 --> 00:23:49,609 You are absolutely beautiful. 449 00:23:49,709 --> 00:23:51,745 You're a model, right? 450 00:23:51,845 --> 00:23:55,782 No, I wanna be, but right now I'm just waiting tables for a living. 451 00:23:55,882 --> 00:23:58,518 You are waiting tables. 452 00:23:58,618 --> 00:24:02,189 Well, listen, we are having a party on Saturday night 453 00:24:02,289 --> 00:24:05,859 and practically every modeling agent in this city is gonna be there. 454 00:24:05,959 --> 00:24:07,961 And I bet you they'd love to meet you. 455 00:24:08,061 --> 00:24:10,764 Really? That sounds great. 456 00:24:10,864 --> 00:24:13,700 - Look, I'm Scotty Palmer. - I'm Angie. 457 00:24:13,800 --> 00:24:17,804 Listen, the address is 202 Ocean Way, okay? 458 00:24:17,904 --> 00:24:20,273 These are my friends, by the way. 459 00:24:20,373 --> 00:24:22,275 They're gonna be there. I'm gonna be there. 460 00:24:22,375 --> 00:24:24,945 - Thank you very much. - Thank you for being so beautiful. 461 00:24:25,045 --> 00:24:27,206 - See you Saturday. - Saturday. 462 00:24:28,248 --> 00:24:30,239 Bye, guys. Bye. 463 00:24:35,622 --> 00:24:37,591 - SCOTTY: You're up, big buddy. - ROUNDER: Me? 464 00:24:37,691 --> 00:24:39,593 - You. - What do I do? 465 00:24:39,693 --> 00:24:41,495 - Just go for it. - Go for it. 466 00:24:41,595 --> 00:24:44,462 - Go for it. Just like I did. - Like you did. 467 00:24:53,006 --> 00:24:54,701 - (BELL RINGS) - (SCREAMS) 468 00:25:00,046 --> 00:25:03,783 Rounder, you get an "A" for enthusiasm, but an "F" for technique. 469 00:25:03,883 --> 00:25:06,786 - How about a "J" for jerkoff? - (GUYS LAUGHING) 470 00:25:06,886 --> 00:25:09,789 You know what? I think it's time I took you guys to the ultimate place 471 00:25:09,889 --> 00:25:11,258 for meeting women... 472 00:25:11,358 --> 00:25:13,693 a hidden valley of hardbodies. 473 00:25:13,793 --> 00:25:15,729 And the only thing you need to know to gain entry 474 00:25:15,829 --> 00:25:17,364 are the secret passwords... 475 00:25:17,464 --> 00:25:19,989 "Let's go shopping." 476 00:25:22,002 --> 00:25:25,605 Mmm! Mmm! Mmm! Feast your eyes, guys. 477 00:25:25,705 --> 00:25:27,908 They're alone. They're off-guard. 478 00:25:28,008 --> 00:25:31,344 These chicks are ready to be dialogued. 479 00:25:31,444 --> 00:25:34,748 Look at you guys... dumpy, frumpy and lumpy. 480 00:25:34,848 --> 00:25:37,510 We've gotta do something about the way you guys look. 481 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:44,057 Mr. Ashby, you're next. 482 00:25:44,157 --> 00:25:46,993 Hey, son, I'd as soon have an inch cut off my dick 483 00:25:47,093 --> 00:25:48,662 than get my hair cut here. 484 00:25:48,762 --> 00:25:51,060 Whatever turns you on, Tex. 485 00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:55,569 ♪ Somebody's getting you down ♪ 486 00:25:55,669 --> 00:25:59,039 ♪ Well, you know, it's just how things go ♪ 487 00:25:59,139 --> 00:26:02,809 ♪ Get up, your Saturday night ♪ 488 00:26:02,909 --> 00:26:06,112 ♪ Where you'll know you'll be all right, girl ♪ 489 00:26:06,212 --> 00:26:09,749 ♪ Well, you don't know what you're doing without ♪ 490 00:26:09,849 --> 00:26:13,182 ♪ Well, let me show you what I'm talking about ♪ 491 00:26:15,855 --> 00:26:18,058 ♪ I see the boys on the block ♪ 492 00:26:18,158 --> 00:26:21,616 ♪ And they ask me where you're at, girl ♪ 493 00:26:22,929 --> 00:26:25,065 ♪ I say you're wasting your time ♪ 494 00:26:25,165 --> 00:26:28,535 ♪ Better get on up to bat, girl ♪ 495 00:26:28,635 --> 00:26:30,503 ♪ Well, you don't know ♪ 496 00:26:30,603 --> 00:26:32,105 ♪ What we're talking about ♪ 497 00:26:32,205 --> 00:26:34,007 ♪ And I don't know ♪ 498 00:26:34,107 --> 00:26:36,507 ♪ But we'll figure it out ♪ 499 00:26:38,078 --> 00:26:39,746 ♪ And I keep wanting to say ♪ 500 00:26:39,846 --> 00:26:42,249 ♪ Hello hello hello! ♪ 501 00:26:42,349 --> 00:26:44,284 ♪ Come on and step in my ride ♪ 502 00:26:44,384 --> 00:26:47,478 ♪ We'll go downtown and dance away ♪ 503 00:26:49,956 --> 00:26:52,926 - ♪ Hello hello hello! ♪ - (CHANTING) 504 00:26:53,026 --> 00:26:54,594 ♪ We're gonna make it all right ♪ 505 00:26:54,694 --> 00:26:57,720 - ♪ Hey, girl, you've got it anyway... ♪ - ALL: Break! 506 00:27:03,937 --> 00:27:06,373 ♪ He gives you all of his lines ♪ 507 00:27:06,473 --> 00:27:09,806 ♪ Makes you think he's some big actor ♪ 508 00:27:11,010 --> 00:27:13,246 ♪ Meanwhile, he's running around ♪ 509 00:27:13,346 --> 00:27:15,782 ♪ And you know just what he's after ♪ 510 00:27:15,882 --> 00:27:18,652 ♪ Well, he don't know ♪ 511 00:27:18,752 --> 00:27:21,721 ♪ What you're really about, let him go ♪ 512 00:27:21,821 --> 00:27:24,984 ♪ And let him figure it out ♪ 513 00:27:26,359 --> 00:27:28,628 ♪ Don't waste your time by the phone ♪ 514 00:27:28,728 --> 00:27:32,499 ♪ Come on, grab your shoes and hat, girl ♪ 515 00:27:32,599 --> 00:27:35,735 ♪ Go show the boys on the block ♪ 516 00:27:35,835 --> 00:27:38,872 ♪ Just exactly where you're at, girl ♪ 517 00:27:38,972 --> 00:27:42,442 ♪ 'Cause you don't show what you're thinking about ♪ 518 00:27:42,542 --> 00:27:46,273 ♪ Hey, girl, you know that it's gonna work out ♪ 519 00:27:47,781 --> 00:27:50,150 ♪ Yeah! And I keep on saying ♪ 520 00:27:50,250 --> 00:27:52,686 ♪ Hello hello hello! ♪ 521 00:27:52,786 --> 00:27:54,854 ♪ Come on and step in my ride ♪ 522 00:27:54,954 --> 00:27:58,651 ♪ We'll go downtown and dance away ♪ 523 00:28:00,527 --> 00:28:02,929 ♪ Hello hello hello! ♪ 524 00:28:03,029 --> 00:28:05,165 ♪ We're gonna make it all right ♪ 525 00:28:05,265 --> 00:28:09,936 ♪ Hey, girl, you've got it anyway ♪ 526 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:13,340 ♪ Don't gotta make no obligation ♪ 527 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,608 ♪ Just gotta get the situation ♪ 528 00:28:15,708 --> 00:28:18,978 ♪ Get it over and over ♪ 529 00:28:19,078 --> 00:28:20,947 ♪ And over and over ♪ 530 00:28:21,047 --> 00:28:23,550 ♪ Hello hello hello! ♪ 531 00:28:23,650 --> 00:28:25,719 ♪ Come on and step in my ride ♪ 532 00:28:25,819 --> 00:28:28,722 ♪ We'll go downtown and get away. ♪ 533 00:28:28,822 --> 00:28:30,346 (SHOUTS) 534 00:28:32,459 --> 00:28:34,761 All right! 535 00:28:34,861 --> 00:28:36,658 Yes, Lord! 536 00:28:37,664 --> 00:28:40,861 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 537 00:28:44,270 --> 00:28:47,173 - Hi, there. - Hi. 538 00:28:47,273 --> 00:28:50,043 - How's the house working out? - Great. Having a ball. 539 00:28:50,143 --> 00:28:53,380 I bet. How's the hunt for hardbodies going? 540 00:28:53,480 --> 00:28:56,816 You know, it's the thrill of the chase. We're not taking it serious or anything. 541 00:28:56,916 --> 00:28:59,652 Big Kahuna to Southern Comfort. 542 00:28:59,752 --> 00:29:01,821 You read me, Southern Comfort? Come on. 543 00:29:01,921 --> 00:29:03,957 Loud and clear, Big Kahuna. 544 00:29:04,057 --> 00:29:06,292 There's a hot little hardbody heading your way right now. 545 00:29:06,392 --> 00:29:09,129 Why don't you intercept her and show her no mercy? 546 00:29:09,229 --> 00:29:11,931 Roger, Big Kahuna. Out. 547 00:29:12,031 --> 00:29:14,100 Southern Comfort. Is that your handle? 548 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:15,468 Yeah. 549 00:29:15,568 --> 00:29:19,305 I'm a little aged, but I go down smooth. 550 00:29:19,405 --> 00:29:22,142 Hey, Lana, watch this. 551 00:29:22,242 --> 00:29:24,077 Neat, huh? 552 00:29:24,177 --> 00:29:27,247 Will you tell Kristi that I came by to say hello? 553 00:29:27,347 --> 00:29:28,815 Sure thing, Candy. 554 00:29:28,915 --> 00:29:30,850 Thanks. Bye. 555 00:29:30,950 --> 00:29:32,884 Bye. 556 00:29:36,556 --> 00:29:38,717 (GIGGLING) 557 00:29:43,496 --> 00:29:46,166 (WINCING) 558 00:29:46,266 --> 00:29:49,702 (LAUGHING) 559 00:29:49,802 --> 00:29:51,538 Is that any way to treat the men in your lives? 560 00:29:51,638 --> 00:29:53,373 We're only paying you back. 561 00:29:53,473 --> 00:29:55,508 - RAG: Paying us back for what? - Tell him. 562 00:29:55,608 --> 00:29:58,745 We have been hit on over five times today 563 00:29:58,845 --> 00:30:00,947 by your stupid geek squad. 564 00:30:01,047 --> 00:30:03,983 Yeah, Scotty, how's the pimp biz? 565 00:30:04,083 --> 00:30:06,219 Hey, now that is unfair, okay? That's below the belt. 566 00:30:06,319 --> 00:30:08,221 Really? Word down on the beach is 567 00:30:08,321 --> 00:30:10,590 you've moved in with a bunch of sex geezers. 568 00:30:10,690 --> 00:30:13,993 They might be old, ugly and horny, but actually they're very nice guys. 569 00:30:14,093 --> 00:30:15,595 Hard-ups with hard-ons. 570 00:30:15,695 --> 00:30:17,630 There's a lot of that going around. 571 00:30:17,730 --> 00:30:19,132 Listen, I need to talk to Kristi for a minute. 572 00:30:19,232 --> 00:30:21,434 - We'll be right back. - I'll wait out here. 573 00:30:21,534 --> 00:30:23,403 I'll keep Kimberly company. 574 00:30:23,503 --> 00:30:25,238 I'm not lonely, Rag. 575 00:30:25,338 --> 00:30:28,074 But I am. 576 00:30:28,174 --> 00:30:30,210 - What's the big deal? - You'll see. 577 00:30:30,310 --> 00:30:32,145 - Brewski? - No, thanks. 578 00:30:32,245 --> 00:30:34,047 I'm watching my figure. 579 00:30:34,147 --> 00:30:36,138 Yeah, me too. 580 00:30:40,887 --> 00:30:42,822 This room is all mine. 581 00:30:42,922 --> 00:30:45,492 - Can you stand it? - Just barely. 582 00:30:45,592 --> 00:30:47,093 What are all those knobs for? 583 00:30:47,193 --> 00:30:48,928 SCOTTY: I don't know. 584 00:30:49,028 --> 00:30:50,830 You mean you haven't used them yet? 585 00:30:50,930 --> 00:30:52,420 Nuh-uh. 586 00:30:54,167 --> 00:30:56,294 Let's see. This is the master. 587 00:30:57,971 --> 00:31:00,235 And this. 588 00:31:08,047 --> 00:31:10,083 Whoa! 589 00:31:10,183 --> 00:31:13,186 Ho-ho! 590 00:31:13,286 --> 00:31:15,522 And now for some ocean motion. 591 00:31:15,622 --> 00:31:18,716 (WATER GURGLING) 592 00:31:20,693 --> 00:31:22,695 Oh, too cool! 593 00:31:22,795 --> 00:31:25,098 Perfect wave right in my own room. 594 00:31:25,198 --> 00:31:27,666 And now for some atmosphere. 595 00:31:28,835 --> 00:31:31,037 (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) 596 00:31:31,137 --> 00:31:34,307 Oh, far fucking out. 597 00:31:34,407 --> 00:31:36,242 The best is yet to come. 598 00:31:36,342 --> 00:31:39,312 Slow this thing down a little bit. I'm starting to get seasick. 599 00:31:39,412 --> 00:31:41,080 Now, Scotty, 600 00:31:41,180 --> 00:31:44,707 get ready for the big bang. 601 00:32:03,703 --> 00:32:06,739 How do you know about all this stuff? 602 00:32:06,839 --> 00:32:09,208 Hey, you've been around. I've been around. 603 00:32:09,308 --> 00:32:10,810 And who with? 604 00:32:10,910 --> 00:32:13,902 - (LAUGHING) - What's so funny? 605 00:32:15,148 --> 00:32:17,450 My sister. 606 00:32:17,550 --> 00:32:19,586 Yeah, Lana, she rents this place out. 607 00:32:19,686 --> 00:32:22,956 I've been here lots of times. 608 00:32:23,056 --> 00:32:25,558 Is everything turned on now? 609 00:32:25,658 --> 00:32:27,922 Everything is now. 610 00:32:36,869 --> 00:32:39,463 (VOCALIZING) 611 00:32:45,978 --> 00:32:49,048 ♪ You called your friends and they're coming on over ♪ 612 00:32:49,148 --> 00:32:51,985 ♪ The party is on, the party's on! ♪ 613 00:32:52,085 --> 00:32:55,421 ♪ We might get crazy, but we won't get sober ♪ 614 00:32:55,521 --> 00:32:58,691 ♪ The party is on, the party's on! ♪ 615 00:32:58,791 --> 00:33:01,828 ♪ Well, you can bet your life ♪ 616 00:33:01,928 --> 00:33:04,130 ♪ And you'd better watch your wife ♪ 617 00:33:04,230 --> 00:33:08,101 ♪ And we'll be feeling all right ♪ 618 00:33:08,201 --> 00:33:11,500 ♪ Yeah, the party's on tonight ♪ 619 00:33:13,172 --> 00:33:16,609 ♪ Well, we're gonna party till the day after, baby ♪ 620 00:33:16,709 --> 00:33:19,946 ♪ The party is on, the party's on! ♪ 621 00:33:20,046 --> 00:33:23,149 ♪ The girls I know will drive you crazy ♪ 622 00:33:23,249 --> 00:33:26,319 ♪ The party is on, the party's on! ♪ 623 00:33:26,419 --> 00:33:29,656 ♪ Well, you can bet your life ♪ 624 00:33:29,756 --> 00:33:31,924 ♪ Nobody will be walking right ♪ 625 00:33:32,024 --> 00:33:35,828 ♪ And we'll be feeling all right ♪ 626 00:33:35,928 --> 00:33:40,956 ♪ Yeah, the party's on tonight! ♪ 627 00:33:46,639 --> 00:33:48,641 - Hi. - Heart attack. 628 00:33:48,741 --> 00:33:51,344 - Heart attack, my ass. - With pleasure. 629 00:33:51,444 --> 00:33:54,347 Hey, Rag, got a party about to happen, dude. Where's the band? 630 00:33:54,447 --> 00:33:56,015 Bad news, dude. They just called. 631 00:33:56,115 --> 00:33:58,351 They're playing a bar mitzvah in Encino. 632 00:33:58,451 --> 00:34:01,352 Well, dude, we need a band. What are we gonna do? 633 00:34:02,955 --> 00:34:05,758 Wait a second. I got it. 634 00:34:05,858 --> 00:34:07,655 What? Where are you going? 635 00:34:11,164 --> 00:34:13,032 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 636 00:34:13,132 --> 00:34:16,169 ♪ Yeah yeah! ♪ 637 00:34:16,269 --> 00:34:18,337 ♪ He's got the body ♪ 638 00:34:18,437 --> 00:34:20,073 ♪ Yeah yeah! ♪ 639 00:34:20,173 --> 00:34:23,242 ♪ Computer madness ♪ 640 00:34:23,342 --> 00:34:24,977 ♪ He'll pull the plug ♪ 641 00:34:25,077 --> 00:34:27,880 ♪ Computer madness ♪ 642 00:34:27,980 --> 00:34:30,383 ♪ He'll pull the plug ♪ 643 00:34:30,483 --> 00:34:32,318 ♪ Computer madness ♪ 644 00:34:32,418 --> 00:34:34,721 ♪ Computer madness ♪ 645 00:34:34,821 --> 00:34:36,989 ♪ Computer madness ♪ 646 00:34:37,089 --> 00:34:39,592 ♪ Computer madness. ♪ 647 00:34:39,692 --> 00:34:41,994 Hello. 648 00:34:42,094 --> 00:34:44,464 I hope you're not here to complain about the noise. 649 00:34:44,564 --> 00:34:47,467 No way. You guys, you're awesome. 650 00:34:47,567 --> 00:34:49,135 Thanks. 651 00:34:49,235 --> 00:34:51,304 What record company you guys record for? 652 00:34:51,404 --> 00:34:53,639 We don't have a label. 653 00:34:53,739 --> 00:34:56,843 - We can't even get a gig. - (DRUM ROLL) 654 00:34:56,943 --> 00:34:59,011 Well, you know what, girls? 655 00:34:59,111 --> 00:35:01,247 I got a feeling something's right around the corner. 656 00:35:01,347 --> 00:35:03,583 - BAND: Oh, yeah? - Yeah! 657 00:35:03,683 --> 00:35:05,810 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 658 00:35:21,934 --> 00:35:24,237 ♪ By the phone ♪ 659 00:35:24,337 --> 00:35:26,139 ♪ All alone ♪ 660 00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:28,174 ♪ Will he call? ♪ 661 00:35:28,274 --> 00:35:29,942 ♪ Or will he stall? ♪ 662 00:35:30,042 --> 00:35:32,178 ♪ You want some fun? ♪ 663 00:35:32,278 --> 00:35:34,547 ♪ Another one ♪ 664 00:35:34,647 --> 00:35:36,716 ♪ String that bait ♪ 665 00:35:36,816 --> 00:35:39,085 ♪ While you wait ♪ 666 00:35:39,185 --> 00:35:42,746 ♪ Don't you feel bad about it? ♪ 667 00:35:43,756 --> 00:35:46,492 ♪ You just can't live without him ♪ 668 00:35:46,592 --> 00:35:48,795 ♪ Maria ♪ 669 00:35:48,895 --> 00:35:50,897 ♪ When will you ♪ 670 00:35:50,997 --> 00:35:53,132 ♪ Be by his side? ♪ 671 00:35:53,232 --> 00:35:55,134 ♪ By his side? ♪ 672 00:35:55,234 --> 00:35:58,838 ♪ Maria, when will you ♪ 673 00:35:58,938 --> 00:36:03,671 ♪ Be satisfied? Be satisfied? ♪ 674 00:36:08,180 --> 00:36:11,384 ♪ Maria, when will you ♪ 675 00:36:11,484 --> 00:36:14,420 ♪ Be by his side? ♪ 676 00:36:14,520 --> 00:36:16,589 ♪ By his side? ♪ 677 00:36:16,689 --> 00:36:18,758 ♪ Maria ♪ 678 00:36:18,858 --> 00:36:23,062 ♪ When will you be satisfied? ♪ 679 00:36:23,162 --> 00:36:25,064 ♪ Be satisfied? ♪ 680 00:36:25,164 --> 00:36:27,233 ♪ Maria ♪ 681 00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:29,368 ♪ When will you ♪ 682 00:36:29,468 --> 00:36:31,337 ♪ Be by his side? ♪ 683 00:36:31,437 --> 00:36:33,539 ♪ By his side? ♪ 684 00:36:33,639 --> 00:36:35,107 ♪ Maria... ♪ 685 00:36:35,207 --> 00:36:36,902 Thank you. 686 00:36:41,814 --> 00:36:43,749 Thank you. All right. 687 00:36:43,849 --> 00:36:46,118 We'd like to dedicate this next number 688 00:36:46,218 --> 00:36:48,988 to our new manager, Mr. Party himself... 689 00:36:49,088 --> 00:36:51,257 Scotty Palmer! 690 00:36:51,357 --> 00:36:54,427 All right, man, right on! 691 00:36:54,527 --> 00:36:56,262 I didn't know you manage bands. 692 00:36:56,362 --> 00:36:59,065 Stick around, baby. Surprise is my middle name. 693 00:36:59,165 --> 00:37:01,901 What's the name? 694 00:37:02,001 --> 00:37:04,237 The band, what's the name? 695 00:37:04,337 --> 00:37:05,638 Diaper Rash. 696 00:37:05,738 --> 00:37:09,642 That sucks. Change the name, call me tomorrow. We'll have lunch. 697 00:37:09,742 --> 00:37:12,378 ♪ Be with you ♪ 698 00:37:12,478 --> 00:37:14,947 - ♪ They want to be with me ♪ - ♪ They want to be with you ♪ 699 00:37:15,047 --> 00:37:16,916 ♪ They want to be with me ♪ 700 00:37:17,016 --> 00:37:20,853 - ♪ They want to be with you ♪ - ♪ They want to be with me... ♪ 701 00:37:20,953 --> 00:37:23,155 - Howdy. - Howdy. 702 00:37:23,255 --> 00:37:24,924 I'm Carlton Ashby. 703 00:37:25,024 --> 00:37:27,426 Cool name. I'm Michelle. 704 00:37:27,526 --> 00:37:30,096 Michelle, what do you do? 705 00:37:30,196 --> 00:37:33,733 Well, that all depends on who I'm with. 706 00:37:33,833 --> 00:37:36,002 No, I mean what kind of work do you do? 707 00:37:36,102 --> 00:37:39,272 I teach aerobics. How about you, Carlton? 708 00:37:39,372 --> 00:37:41,040 Fertilizer's my game. 709 00:37:41,140 --> 00:37:43,242 I own a manure factory in Texas. 710 00:37:43,342 --> 00:37:45,678 - You mean like... - Cow shit. 711 00:37:45,778 --> 00:37:48,080 (LAUGHING) 712 00:37:48,180 --> 00:37:50,182 100% grade "A" 713 00:37:50,282 --> 00:37:52,018 finger-licking good pasture patties 714 00:37:52,118 --> 00:37:53,686 to sprinkle on your rose bushes. 715 00:37:53,786 --> 00:37:57,290 I love it. Mom always used to warn me about bullshit artists, 716 00:37:57,390 --> 00:38:00,526 but she never told me how to handle a cowshit king. 717 00:38:00,626 --> 00:38:03,829 Speaking of good shit... 718 00:38:03,929 --> 00:38:06,165 - I can't believe it. - Oh, my dress. 719 00:38:06,265 --> 00:38:08,200 It's ruined. It'll never come out. 720 00:38:08,300 --> 00:38:10,736 You know what? If you soak that right away, 721 00:38:10,836 --> 00:38:13,272 - there's a chance. - But I'll have to take it off. 722 00:38:13,372 --> 00:38:15,341 - Ricki... - Nicki. 723 00:38:15,441 --> 00:38:17,843 Nicki, of course. Look, the bathroom's right over there. 724 00:38:17,943 --> 00:38:19,078 Okay, thanks. 725 00:38:19,178 --> 00:38:21,714 Listen, Nicki, I am really sorry, okay? 726 00:38:21,814 --> 00:38:23,716 I feel like such a klutz. I can't believe it. 727 00:38:23,816 --> 00:38:26,319 We were talking and someone pushed me. 728 00:38:26,419 --> 00:38:27,753 I don't even know how it happened. 729 00:38:27,853 --> 00:38:30,378 That's okay. You've been really sweet. 730 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:43,703 Robert E Lee. 731 00:38:43,803 --> 00:38:45,705 Ma'am? 732 00:38:45,805 --> 00:38:47,740 You remind me of Robert E Lee. 733 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,242 I like to nickname my men before I fuck them. 734 00:38:50,342 --> 00:38:52,678 Just like that? 735 00:38:52,778 --> 00:38:54,880 Whatever became of romance? 736 00:38:54,980 --> 00:38:57,283 (SOUTHERN ACCENT) Why, Ashby darling, 737 00:38:57,383 --> 00:39:00,319 you want romance? Read a novel. 738 00:39:00,419 --> 00:39:03,122 (NORMAL VOICE) You want me? 739 00:39:03,222 --> 00:39:05,156 I'm upstairs. 740 00:39:21,207 --> 00:39:24,438 - (GASPS) - Party time! Ba-ba! 741 00:39:26,145 --> 00:39:29,382 You creep! You totally lied to me. 742 00:39:29,482 --> 00:39:31,617 Hold on a second. Hey, what did I do? 743 00:39:31,717 --> 00:39:33,986 You said there would be modeling agents here. 744 00:39:34,086 --> 00:39:35,888 Gee, no, you must have got here right after they left. 745 00:39:35,988 --> 00:39:37,690 Bullshit! That was just a line. 746 00:39:37,790 --> 00:39:40,026 No, it's true, really. Look, I got an idea. 747 00:39:40,126 --> 00:39:42,028 Why don't we go upstairs and take some pictures? 748 00:39:42,128 --> 00:39:44,530 Then I could send them to the agents. They're all my good friends. 749 00:39:44,630 --> 00:39:45,998 - Yeah. - Oh, really? 750 00:39:46,098 --> 00:39:47,767 - Really. - No, really. 751 00:39:47,867 --> 00:39:49,935 Come on, let's go. 752 00:39:50,035 --> 00:39:52,799 Modeling agents? Scotty. 753 00:39:55,207 --> 00:39:58,444 How about just right over there by the bed? That'll be good. 754 00:39:58,544 --> 00:40:00,713 I'm not taking my clothes off. 755 00:40:00,813 --> 00:40:02,314 No no no. Just a face shot. 756 00:40:02,414 --> 00:40:04,814 I know what I'm doing. 757 00:40:06,352 --> 00:40:08,120 The lens cap is on. 758 00:40:08,220 --> 00:40:11,849 - Huh? - The lens cap. 759 00:40:18,364 --> 00:40:20,132 Hey, what's going on in here? 760 00:40:20,232 --> 00:40:21,934 Taking pictures for a modeling agency. 761 00:40:22,034 --> 00:40:23,903 Yeah? Will you take a few of me? 762 00:40:24,003 --> 00:40:25,971 Sure. The more the merrier. 763 00:40:29,208 --> 00:40:32,011 Hey, is this the modeling agency that's taking pictures? 764 00:40:32,111 --> 00:40:33,946 - Mm-hmm. - Can I join? 765 00:40:34,046 --> 00:40:36,037 Mm-hmm. 766 00:40:48,727 --> 00:40:50,196 Come on, take some more of me. 767 00:40:50,296 --> 00:40:52,196 - Over here! - Me! 768 00:40:55,267 --> 00:40:57,703 So how's that photographer doing? 769 00:40:57,803 --> 00:40:59,271 Great. He's already taken a hundred pictures. 770 00:40:59,371 --> 00:41:02,341 - He hasn't reloaded once. - Really? 771 00:41:02,441 --> 00:41:03,843 Ooh, great picture. 772 00:41:03,943 --> 00:41:06,712 I've got a great body, too. 773 00:41:06,812 --> 00:41:10,009 That's nothing. My body is better. 774 00:41:21,994 --> 00:41:24,196 ♪ Computer madness ♪ 775 00:41:24,296 --> 00:41:27,199 ♪ Yeah yeah! ♪ 776 00:41:27,299 --> 00:41:28,968 ♪ He's got the body ♪ 777 00:41:29,068 --> 00:41:31,704 ♪ Yeah yeah! ♪ 778 00:41:31,804 --> 00:41:33,639 ♪ Computer madness ♪ 779 00:41:33,739 --> 00:41:36,709 ♪ He'll pull the plug ♪ 780 00:41:36,809 --> 00:41:37,977 ♪ Computer madness ♪ 781 00:41:38,077 --> 00:41:41,814 ♪ He'll pull the plug ♪ 782 00:41:41,914 --> 00:41:43,782 ♪ Computer madness ♪ 783 00:41:43,882 --> 00:41:46,285 ♪ Computer madness ♪ 784 00:41:46,385 --> 00:41:48,287 ♪ Computer madness ♪ 785 00:41:48,387 --> 00:41:50,184 ♪ Computer madness... ♪ 786 00:41:53,592 --> 00:41:56,428 - Hey, Kristi. - That's disgusting. 787 00:41:56,528 --> 00:41:58,697 I can't believe you could stand there and watch. 788 00:41:58,797 --> 00:42:00,699 And you really think it's funny, don't you? 789 00:42:00,799 --> 00:42:02,635 Kristi, nobody's getting hurt. It's just a yuck. 790 00:42:02,735 --> 00:42:04,069 (GONG BONGS) 791 00:42:04,169 --> 00:42:06,729 (IMITATING TARZAN'S YELL) 792 00:42:13,445 --> 00:42:15,881 And what's that? Another yuck? 793 00:42:15,981 --> 00:42:18,050 It must be something chemical when you turn 30. 794 00:42:18,150 --> 00:42:19,752 Well, I don't think it's funny. 795 00:42:19,852 --> 00:42:23,422 I think all these guys are jerks, and I don't want to be around them. 796 00:42:23,522 --> 00:42:25,820 Kristi. 797 00:42:27,893 --> 00:42:30,262 Hey, come on, don't go. 798 00:42:30,362 --> 00:42:32,164 I was kind of hoping we were gonna spend the night together. 799 00:42:32,264 --> 00:42:35,034 Why? So that you could get up afterwards 800 00:42:35,134 --> 00:42:37,903 and do your Tarzan imitation, too? 801 00:42:38,003 --> 00:42:40,096 No, thanks, Scotty. 802 00:43:00,826 --> 00:43:02,661 (YELLS) 803 00:43:02,761 --> 00:43:05,064 (COUGHS) 804 00:43:05,164 --> 00:43:08,361 (YELLING) 805 00:43:16,675 --> 00:43:20,406 Ash, Ash! 806 00:43:22,114 --> 00:43:24,683 - (BLOWS RASPBERRIES) - Oh, God! 807 00:43:24,783 --> 00:43:27,086 - Morning. - Good morning. 808 00:43:27,186 --> 00:43:28,754 What time is it? 809 00:43:28,854 --> 00:43:30,956 0600. 810 00:43:31,056 --> 00:43:32,524 Oh, 6:00. 811 00:43:32,624 --> 00:43:35,394 Come on, time to rise and shine. 812 00:43:35,494 --> 00:43:38,130 I'm more likely to stoop and puke. 813 00:43:38,230 --> 00:43:40,966 My liver's staging a major coup d'état. 814 00:43:41,066 --> 00:43:44,336 Come on! It's a perfect day for a marathon. 815 00:43:44,436 --> 00:43:46,472 First we'll make love, 816 00:43:46,572 --> 00:43:49,808 then we'll go for a jog and then we can come back and make love again 817 00:43:49,908 --> 00:43:52,035 till we bounce off the walls. (SHRIEKING) 818 00:43:56,448 --> 00:43:58,678 (SIGHS) 819 00:44:14,533 --> 00:44:16,524 Good morning. 820 00:44:21,974 --> 00:44:23,375 What's the matter with Rounder? 821 00:44:23,475 --> 00:44:25,077 He spend the night with Candy last night. 822 00:44:25,177 --> 00:44:26,201 So? 823 00:44:28,213 --> 00:44:31,808 Good morning, fellas. Get your rocks off last night? 824 00:44:34,286 --> 00:44:36,155 What did she do, bite his wanger off? 825 00:44:36,255 --> 00:44:38,424 No, he's got a case of blue balls... you know, love nuts. 826 00:44:38,524 --> 00:44:39,889 Get out of here. 827 00:44:41,126 --> 00:44:43,829 Can anyone think of something good 828 00:44:43,929 --> 00:44:46,159 for breakfast? 829 00:44:48,000 --> 00:44:49,902 She's a real space module, buddy. 830 00:44:50,002 --> 00:44:52,171 On the beach, we call her "Candy Wrapper." 831 00:44:52,271 --> 00:44:53,572 Candy Wrapper? 832 00:44:53,672 --> 00:44:55,808 Yeah, she melts in your ear, not in your hand. 833 00:44:55,908 --> 00:44:58,604 She talks sex nonstop. She won't put out. 834 00:45:12,424 --> 00:45:15,060 Oh! Excuse me, I... 835 00:45:15,160 --> 00:45:16,650 (GIGGLES) 836 00:45:30,008 --> 00:45:32,244 Come on, you wuss! Let's do five more miles! 837 00:45:32,344 --> 00:45:34,312 Go ahead, I'll catch up with you. 838 00:45:36,415 --> 00:45:39,385 Congratulations. I see you made your big score. 839 00:45:39,485 --> 00:45:41,186 - Yeah. - Enjoying yourself? 840 00:45:41,286 --> 00:45:45,057 Yeah, Michelle's a spunky little filly. Keeps me off my can. 841 00:45:45,157 --> 00:45:47,359 You look a little tired. 842 00:45:47,459 --> 00:45:49,995 Well, you know what they say... 843 00:45:50,095 --> 00:45:52,498 no pain, no gain. 844 00:45:52,598 --> 00:45:54,666 Well, you'd better start pumping 'cause your little filly's 845 00:45:54,766 --> 00:45:56,702 - halfway around the track. - Oh, God. 846 00:45:56,802 --> 00:45:58,633 - See you around. - All right. 847 00:46:02,241 --> 00:46:04,072 ('80S POP MUSIC PLAYING) 848 00:46:20,759 --> 00:46:23,061 Come on, come on. Tuck it in, tuck it in. 849 00:46:23,161 --> 00:46:24,797 Tuck it in. Straighten that back now. 850 00:46:24,897 --> 00:46:27,099 Straighten that back. Looking good, looking good. 851 00:46:27,199 --> 00:46:29,234 Come on, Mickey. What are you, a sissy? 852 00:46:29,334 --> 00:46:31,303 That's only 50 lbs. Push it, girl. 853 00:46:31,403 --> 00:46:32,938 Push it, come on. 854 00:46:33,038 --> 00:46:34,573 Come on. Come on. 855 00:46:34,673 --> 00:46:36,575 Hey, I love ya. 856 00:46:36,675 --> 00:46:38,277 20 more, go gobble some protein. 857 00:46:38,377 --> 00:46:39,845 - Oh! Mr. Manager. - Rocco. 858 00:46:39,945 --> 00:46:42,481 Hey, I like your girls. They sound good, they look good. 859 00:46:42,581 --> 00:46:45,250 Tell me, do they screw good? (LAUGHS) 860 00:46:45,350 --> 00:46:47,486 Now don't tell me... I like ladies with mystery. 861 00:46:47,586 --> 00:46:49,922 Hey, Rocco, I got a new name for the band. 862 00:46:50,022 --> 00:46:51,824 Yeah, good, 'cause that other name... 863 00:46:51,924 --> 00:46:53,592 "Diarrhea," whatever... made me sick 864 00:46:53,692 --> 00:46:55,327 and I'm not what you'd call a queasy kind of guy. 865 00:46:55,427 --> 00:46:57,162 Hardbodies. 866 00:46:57,262 --> 00:46:58,697 Hardbodies? 867 00:46:58,797 --> 00:47:02,301 Yeah, it means the perfect little foxes down on the beach. 868 00:47:02,401 --> 00:47:04,603 Yeah, I... I like it. 869 00:47:04,703 --> 00:47:07,339 Listen, that goes with my concept. 870 00:47:07,439 --> 00:47:10,476 I want to promote your band and my bodybuilders on one ticket. 871 00:47:10,576 --> 00:47:12,744 - That sounds different. - Definitely. 872 00:47:12,844 --> 00:47:15,814 Hey, shit, it's a marriage made in fucking heaven. 873 00:47:15,914 --> 00:47:18,350 Listen, guys are sick of wimpy broads. 874 00:47:18,450 --> 00:47:21,119 Look at these hamstrings, these gluteus maximus, 875 00:47:21,219 --> 00:47:24,857 the spinal erectus... this is the body of the '80s. 876 00:47:24,957 --> 00:47:26,458 So what do you say, kid? 877 00:47:26,558 --> 00:47:28,026 We stage an exhibition on the beach, 878 00:47:28,126 --> 00:47:29,684 Hardbody Spectacular? 879 00:47:34,466 --> 00:47:36,668 - All right. - (LAUGHING) 880 00:47:36,768 --> 00:47:38,203 - Okay. - Now, listen, 881 00:47:38,303 --> 00:47:40,506 bring your friends around tonight and we'll party here, huh? 882 00:47:40,606 --> 00:47:42,674 Beer, wine, booze, pizza... all on Rocco. 883 00:47:42,774 --> 00:47:44,309 Listen, kiddo, I always treat 884 00:47:44,409 --> 00:47:47,479 my business partners right. 885 00:47:47,579 --> 00:47:49,809 May God rest their souls. 886 00:47:53,819 --> 00:47:55,888 Kimberly, which one do you think I should wear? 887 00:47:55,988 --> 00:47:58,891 The pink one. Scotty said we should wear our best. 888 00:47:58,991 --> 00:48:01,460 Yeah, well, I really don't think I feel like going out with Scotty 889 00:48:01,560 --> 00:48:03,061 after what happened at the party. 890 00:48:03,161 --> 00:48:05,264 - Yes, you do. - (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 891 00:48:05,364 --> 00:48:07,332 You know you got the hots for him. 892 00:48:07,432 --> 00:48:09,601 I'm the one making the sacrifice. 893 00:48:09,701 --> 00:48:11,603 I have to go out with Rag! 894 00:48:11,703 --> 00:48:14,439 - Oh, Rag, you're so... - All right! 895 00:48:14,539 --> 00:48:16,041 ♪ Do you love me? Do you love me? ♪ 896 00:48:16,141 --> 00:48:18,076 ♪ Do you love me? Do you, do you really love me? ♪ 897 00:48:18,176 --> 00:48:19,645 (BOTH SCREAM) 898 00:48:19,745 --> 00:48:21,480 ♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me ♪ 899 00:48:21,580 --> 00:48:23,448 ♪ Do you really love me? ♪ 900 00:48:23,548 --> 00:48:27,286 (GIGGLING) ♪ Mr. Cool Mystery... ♪ 901 00:48:27,386 --> 00:48:29,388 What are you doing? 902 00:48:29,488 --> 00:48:31,189 Why do guys like boobs? 903 00:48:31,289 --> 00:48:33,425 Why do guys like boobs? I don't know why guys like boobs. 904 00:48:33,525 --> 00:48:35,794 But they sure go crazy trying to get at 'em though, don't they? 905 00:48:35,894 --> 00:48:37,729 Yeah, but they don't do anything. 906 00:48:37,829 --> 00:48:39,631 They just lie there. 907 00:48:39,731 --> 00:48:41,967 (LAUGHING) 908 00:48:42,067 --> 00:48:44,236 I know why they like 'em. 909 00:48:44,336 --> 00:48:45,871 'Cause they don't have 'em. 910 00:48:45,971 --> 00:48:48,307 (LAUGHING) 911 00:48:48,407 --> 00:48:51,176 Come here, okay, can you imagine Rag 912 00:48:51,276 --> 00:48:53,912 in a set of double-D... 913 00:48:54,012 --> 00:48:56,276 (BOTH CHATTERING, LAUGHING) 914 00:49:02,054 --> 00:49:03,488 Hey, dude, are you for real? 915 00:49:03,588 --> 00:49:05,223 Fuckin'-A right, girl. 916 00:49:05,323 --> 00:49:06,825 Not too bad for starters, Scotty. 917 00:49:06,925 --> 00:49:08,688 The best is yet to come. 918 00:49:10,362 --> 00:49:13,665 - Oh, my God! - (SHOUTING, LAUGHING) 919 00:49:13,765 --> 00:49:16,001 Oh, God, you guys. 920 00:49:16,101 --> 00:49:18,296 - Come on, guys, get in. - This is unbelievable! 921 00:49:20,605 --> 00:49:23,125 Ooh, champagne! What are we drinking to? 922 00:49:23,226 --> 00:49:27,313 Tonight, we drink to the finest things in life. What are those things? 923 00:49:27,713 --> 00:49:29,448 - Fast cars. - Fast women. 924 00:49:29,548 --> 00:49:31,917 - Fast food. - (ALL LAUGHING) 925 00:49:32,017 --> 00:49:34,019 Rag, the window! 926 00:49:34,119 --> 00:49:35,854 - Oh! - All right! 927 00:49:35,954 --> 00:49:37,489 Pop that baby open! 928 00:49:37,589 --> 00:49:39,858 - Whoo! - (ALL SHOUTING, HOOTING) 929 00:49:39,958 --> 00:49:41,460 - (POPS) - Whoo! 930 00:49:41,560 --> 00:49:43,425 ('80S POP MUSIC PLAYING) 931 00:49:54,072 --> 00:49:55,674 ♪ Night time's the right time ♪ 932 00:49:55,774 --> 00:49:58,242 ♪ For making it work on the street ♪ 933 00:50:01,813 --> 00:50:03,448 ♪ Thrown in the corner ♪ 934 00:50:03,548 --> 00:50:05,851 ♪ You just don't know who you might meet ♪ 935 00:50:05,951 --> 00:50:08,387 ♪ Hey ♪ 936 00:50:08,487 --> 00:50:10,522 ♪ Rocking behind... ♪ 937 00:50:10,622 --> 00:50:12,624 Yeah! (LAUGHING) 938 00:50:12,724 --> 00:50:15,022 Whoo! Yee-haw! 939 00:50:16,061 --> 00:50:18,296 ♪ For giving up the ride ♪ 940 00:50:18,396 --> 00:50:21,388 ♪ It's satisfaction, all right ♪ 941 00:50:22,400 --> 00:50:24,265 ♪ All right... ♪ 942 00:50:28,607 --> 00:50:30,575 - (COUGHS) - (LAUGHS) 943 00:50:32,377 --> 00:50:35,180 ♪ Came to this place with a smile on my face ♪ 944 00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,077 ♪ And desire ♪ 945 00:50:39,618 --> 00:50:42,788 ♪ Walk through the door and then out on the floor ♪ 946 00:50:42,888 --> 00:50:44,913 ♪ With the fire ♪ 947 00:50:46,625 --> 00:50:48,627 ♪ Always play it cool, ooh ♪ 948 00:50:48,727 --> 00:50:50,195 ♪ I'm no fool ♪ 949 00:50:50,295 --> 00:50:51,887 ♪ But I must confess... ♪ 950 00:50:52,964 --> 00:50:55,967 Nice dress. ♪ She's got me hot and cold ♪ 951 00:50:56,067 --> 00:50:58,270 ♪ Now I'm sold ♪ 952 00:50:58,370 --> 00:51:00,072 ♪ When things look that good ♪ 953 00:51:00,172 --> 00:51:02,040 ♪ Her name up in lights ♪ 954 00:51:02,140 --> 00:51:05,075 ♪ She's a woman in motion ♪ 955 00:51:06,311 --> 00:51:08,370 ♪ Causing commotion ♪ 956 00:51:10,115 --> 00:51:12,417 ♪ I've got the notion ♪ 957 00:51:12,517 --> 00:51:16,388 ♪ Huh! She's squeezing an ocean ♪ 958 00:51:16,488 --> 00:51:19,691 ♪ Let me see a woman in motion ♪ 959 00:51:19,791 --> 00:51:21,660 ♪ Woman in motion ♪ 960 00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:24,863 ♪ Causing commotion, causing commotion ♪ 961 00:51:24,963 --> 00:51:27,899 - (SCREAMS) - ♪ I've got the notion ♪ 962 00:51:27,999 --> 00:51:30,669 - ♪ Say what? ♪ - ♪ She's a woman in motion ♪ 963 00:51:30,769 --> 00:51:33,171 (GRUNTS) 964 00:51:33,271 --> 00:51:35,501 (LAUGHS) 965 00:51:36,608 --> 00:51:38,098 Hey! 966 00:51:42,214 --> 00:51:44,307 (SCREAMING) 967 00:51:47,986 --> 00:51:50,122 Ride 'em, cowboy! 968 00:51:50,222 --> 00:51:52,713 (SQUEALING) 969 00:52:02,334 --> 00:52:05,701 You've got to admit, they're not such bad guys after all. 970 00:52:06,738 --> 00:52:09,741 But I'd rather be alone with you! 971 00:52:09,841 --> 00:52:13,245 ('80S POP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ Baby, don't try to talk light ♪ 972 00:52:13,345 --> 00:52:15,947 ♪ Blame it on these arms that held you tight ♪ 973 00:52:16,047 --> 00:52:18,984 ♪ Blame it on these hands that touched your skin ♪ 974 00:52:19,084 --> 00:52:21,753 ♪ Blame it on the heart that loves to sin ♪ 975 00:52:21,853 --> 00:52:23,722 ♪ Blame it on this man ♪ 976 00:52:23,822 --> 00:52:25,380 ♪ I'll take 'em down ♪ 977 00:52:28,159 --> 00:52:29,661 ♪ Blame it on me ♪ 978 00:52:29,761 --> 00:52:33,365 ♪ I feel no shame ♪ 979 00:52:33,465 --> 00:52:34,933 ♪ I did it ♪ 980 00:52:35,033 --> 00:52:36,601 ♪ And I'm glad ♪ 981 00:52:36,701 --> 00:52:39,471 ♪ I did it, 'cause I'm a man ♪ 982 00:52:39,571 --> 00:52:41,006 ♪ I did it ♪ 983 00:52:41,106 --> 00:52:42,474 ♪ And I'm glad ♪ 984 00:52:42,574 --> 00:52:45,338 ♪ So don't look at me like I'm so bad... ♪ 985 00:52:46,945 --> 00:52:50,847 - (WHISTLES) - That's 10 big weenies and cheese... 986 00:52:51,917 --> 00:52:53,852 10 large fries, 987 00:52:53,952 --> 00:52:55,921 10 large colas 988 00:52:56,021 --> 00:52:57,852 and 10 apple turnovers. 989 00:52:58,890 --> 00:53:01,059 - Anything else I can get you? - Yeah, what's your name? 990 00:53:01,159 --> 00:53:04,663 - Dede. - We'll have one fresh Dede to go. 991 00:53:04,763 --> 00:53:06,665 I wish. I don't get off till 2:00. 992 00:53:06,765 --> 00:53:08,800 Hey, come on, Dede! 993 00:53:08,900 --> 00:53:10,390 It's now or never! 994 00:53:13,939 --> 00:53:17,670 - All right, Dede! - GIRLS: Whoo-hoo! Whoo! 995 00:53:18,743 --> 00:53:20,212 ♪ I did it, I did it ♪ 996 00:53:20,312 --> 00:53:23,348 Head 'em up! 997 00:53:23,448 --> 00:53:25,283 Move 'em out! 998 00:53:25,383 --> 00:53:27,283 (SHOUTS) 999 00:53:28,286 --> 00:53:30,846 ♪ I'll take the blame ♪ 1000 00:53:32,324 --> 00:53:34,025 ♪ Blame it on me ♪ 1001 00:53:34,125 --> 00:53:36,423 ♪ I'll feel no shame ♪ 1002 00:53:40,198 --> 00:53:43,101 ♪ She was a young thing ♪ 1003 00:53:43,201 --> 00:53:46,304 ♪ In the prime of her life ♪ 1004 00:53:46,404 --> 00:53:49,541 ♪ Standing there looking ♪ 1005 00:53:49,641 --> 00:53:52,477 ♪ As cute as could be ♪ 1006 00:53:52,577 --> 00:53:55,647 ♪ So I walked on over ♪ 1007 00:53:55,747 --> 00:53:58,717 ♪ And asked her name ♪ 1008 00:53:58,817 --> 00:54:01,720 ♪ I'm still not believing ♪ 1009 00:54:01,820 --> 00:54:04,756 ♪ What she said to me ♪ 1010 00:54:04,856 --> 00:54:08,693 ♪ "I don't fuck fossils for free ♪ 1011 00:54:08,793 --> 00:54:11,129 ♪ Old man ♪ 1012 00:54:11,229 --> 00:54:15,063 ♪ I don't fuck fossils for free ♪ 1013 00:54:16,968 --> 00:54:19,371 ♪ So just go on home ♪ 1014 00:54:19,471 --> 00:54:21,740 ♪ And take matters in hand"... ♪ 1015 00:54:21,840 --> 00:54:23,275 (GRUNTS) 1016 00:54:23,375 --> 00:54:26,902 ♪ "'Cause I don't fuck fossils for free." ♪ 1017 00:54:32,183 --> 00:54:33,852 Oh, Hunter, give me your 1018 00:54:33,952 --> 00:54:36,554 big throbbing love bud. 1019 00:54:36,654 --> 00:54:40,525 My flower needs watering from the hydrant in your loins. 1020 00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:43,929 Ooh, I'm gonna hydrantize your flowering bud like you can't believe. 1021 00:54:44,029 --> 00:54:45,530 (SCREAMS) No! 1022 00:54:45,630 --> 00:54:49,267 - Keep your hands off of me! - What the hell is the matter with you? 1023 00:54:49,367 --> 00:54:51,369 Am I crazy? One minute you beg me for it 1024 00:54:51,469 --> 00:54:53,096 and the next minute I can't touch you. 1025 00:54:54,139 --> 00:54:56,775 I'm sorry. 1026 00:54:56,875 --> 00:54:58,376 I like lots of foreplay. 1027 00:54:58,476 --> 00:55:00,578 For how long, a week? 1028 00:55:00,678 --> 00:55:02,747 ('80S ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1029 00:55:02,847 --> 00:55:04,337 ♪ Oh... ♪ 1030 00:55:05,517 --> 00:55:07,385 I can never get one of these things undone. 1031 00:55:07,485 --> 00:55:09,510 Well, that's because there's nothing to get undone. 1032 00:55:14,159 --> 00:55:16,227 (LAUGHS) Wait... wait a sec. 1033 00:55:16,327 --> 00:55:18,596 I thought you said you were 29, 1034 00:55:18,696 --> 00:55:20,298 but how could you have a kid who's 18? 1035 00:55:20,398 --> 00:55:23,101 It was, uh, one of those arranged deals. 1036 00:55:23,201 --> 00:55:25,170 Gee, I thought I started fast, 1037 00:55:25,270 --> 00:55:27,939 but I've never met a guy who got a girl pregnant at nine. 1038 00:55:28,039 --> 00:55:30,098 You must have been an early developer. 1039 00:55:32,043 --> 00:55:35,570 God, Rounder, it's so big and scary. 1040 00:55:37,449 --> 00:55:39,508 Touch it again, it's been so long. 1041 00:55:40,585 --> 00:55:42,354 Kiss me, Hunter. 1042 00:55:42,454 --> 00:55:46,220 Thrust your heat-seeking missile between my lips. 1043 00:55:51,129 --> 00:55:52,630 - (SCREAMS) - Oh, I'm so sorry! 1044 00:55:52,730 --> 00:55:54,966 Candy, I can't believe I did that. I'm so clumsy. 1045 00:55:55,066 --> 00:55:56,568 You know what? You know what? 1046 00:55:56,668 --> 00:56:00,538 If you take that off right now and soak it, there's a chance it won't stain. 1047 00:56:00,638 --> 00:56:02,936 I have to take it off first. 1048 00:56:16,821 --> 00:56:18,880 - (UNZIPS) - (STOPS PLAYING) 1049 00:56:20,658 --> 00:56:22,494 Whatever happens, 1050 00:56:22,594 --> 00:56:25,897 don't stop playing. Deal? 1051 00:56:25,997 --> 00:56:27,965 Deal. 1052 00:56:38,176 --> 00:56:40,906 (PLAYING INCREASINGLY FASTER) 1053 00:56:42,780 --> 00:56:44,249 (MOANING) 1054 00:56:44,349 --> 00:56:46,017 Oh, Rounder, I'm climbing the mountain! 1055 00:56:46,117 --> 00:56:47,619 Oh! Climb it! 1056 00:56:47,719 --> 00:56:50,483 (PLAYING VERY QUICKLY) 1057 00:56:55,727 --> 00:56:57,627 Oh, Rounder! 1058 00:57:02,634 --> 00:57:04,969 Get to the top! 1059 00:57:05,069 --> 00:57:06,764 - (SCREAMING) - Get to the top! 1060 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:10,335 (STRINGS SNAP) 1061 00:57:15,547 --> 00:57:18,015 (SNORING) 1062 00:57:25,657 --> 00:57:28,126 Want some more champagne? 1063 00:57:28,226 --> 00:57:30,126 Mm-hmm. 1064 00:57:32,664 --> 00:57:34,933 Okay, you stay right here, sexy. I'll be right back. 1065 00:57:35,033 --> 00:57:36,796 Okay. 1066 00:57:46,678 --> 00:57:49,481 - (SHOUTS) - (SCREAMS) 1067 00:57:49,581 --> 00:57:51,683 Help! Get away from me! 1068 00:57:51,783 --> 00:57:53,852 (SCREAMING) Get away! 1069 00:57:53,952 --> 00:57:56,154 Someone! Come on! 1070 00:57:56,254 --> 00:57:58,456 Let go! Cut it out! 1071 00:57:58,556 --> 00:58:00,524 (SCREAMING) 1072 00:58:02,493 --> 00:58:04,496 - Come on! - Would you get out of here?! 1073 00:58:04,596 --> 00:58:08,466 Hey, hey! Hunter! That's enough, man! 1074 00:58:08,566 --> 00:58:11,136 - Leave her alone! - What are you doing here? 1075 00:58:11,236 --> 00:58:14,005 Hunter, she says no, she means no. 1076 00:58:14,105 --> 00:58:16,941 - Scotty, I think I can handle this. - No, I know you can handle it. 1077 00:58:17,041 --> 00:58:20,178 Give me a break, will you, Scotty? I don't need your advice this time. 1078 00:58:20,278 --> 00:58:23,008 I mean it. Leave her alone. 1079 00:58:25,250 --> 00:58:26,740 Shit. 1080 00:58:27,785 --> 00:58:29,287 That's it, man. That's it! All right? 1081 00:58:29,387 --> 00:58:30,855 The deal's off! 1082 00:58:30,955 --> 00:58:32,582 If that's the way you want it. 1083 00:58:34,259 --> 00:58:36,591 You've got till noon to get your stuff out, all right? 1084 00:58:47,138 --> 00:58:50,596 He, uh... he tricked me into taking my clothes off. 1085 00:58:51,676 --> 00:58:54,913 Candy, why do you keep on talking dirty to guys? 1086 00:58:55,013 --> 00:58:57,379 - Huh? - It gets their attention. 1087 00:58:58,716 --> 00:59:00,650 Yeah, and don't you see what it does? 1088 00:59:01,953 --> 00:59:04,183 You talk dirty to 'em, they get turned on, 1089 00:59:05,256 --> 00:59:07,190 then all they want to do is fuck you. 1090 00:59:08,359 --> 00:59:10,554 I just want them to like me, Scotty. 1091 00:59:11,696 --> 00:59:13,631 What? 1092 00:59:13,731 --> 00:59:15,400 Hi. 1093 00:59:15,500 --> 00:59:17,101 Oh, hi, Hunter. 1094 00:59:17,201 --> 00:59:18,937 - You look lonesome. - Not really, 1095 00:59:19,037 --> 00:59:21,372 Scotty's coming right back. 1096 00:59:21,472 --> 00:59:24,209 Um, I don't think so. 1097 00:59:24,309 --> 00:59:26,411 As a matter of fact, 1098 00:59:26,511 --> 00:59:29,447 he sent me up here to keep you company. 1099 00:59:29,547 --> 00:59:31,950 Buy you a drink? 1100 00:59:32,050 --> 00:59:33,785 What's that supposed to mean? 1101 00:59:33,885 --> 00:59:37,048 It means that he's indisposed. 1102 00:59:38,189 --> 00:59:40,091 Indisposed? 1103 00:59:40,191 --> 00:59:42,627 Yeah. I guess, uh... 1104 00:59:42,727 --> 00:59:44,462 he figured, you know, what the hell? 1105 00:59:44,562 --> 00:59:48,800 - Tit for tat. - My tits for whose tat? 1106 00:59:48,900 --> 00:59:52,637 - Candy's. - (LAUGHS) 1107 00:59:52,737 --> 00:59:56,264 - You're kidding. - He's taking a crack at her right now. 1108 00:59:57,742 --> 01:00:00,111 I don't believe you. 1109 01:00:00,211 --> 01:00:02,547 Well, go ahead and see for yourself. 1110 01:00:02,647 --> 01:00:04,376 They're right down there. 1111 01:00:05,883 --> 01:00:09,114 You don't know what it's like when people call you names like... 1112 01:00:10,288 --> 01:00:12,123 airhead, 1113 01:00:12,223 --> 01:00:13,758 dingaling, 1114 01:00:13,858 --> 01:00:15,693 yo-yo, bimbo. 1115 01:00:15,793 --> 01:00:17,761 There's no way you can know that, Scotty. 1116 01:00:20,264 --> 01:00:22,232 - (CRYING) - Come here, baby. 1117 01:00:23,668 --> 01:00:25,533 It's okay, baby. 1118 01:00:34,045 --> 01:00:36,214 Ragger, I got no idea what ticks her off. 1119 01:00:36,314 --> 01:00:38,283 She's acting weird to me all the way home, 1120 01:00:38,383 --> 01:00:40,785 she runs out of the car, she slams the door right... 1121 01:00:40,885 --> 01:00:43,688 Hello? Uh, yes, please. 1122 01:00:43,788 --> 01:00:47,025 Uh, one dozen long-stemmed red roses 1123 01:00:47,125 --> 01:00:48,660 to Kristi Kelly. 1124 01:00:48,760 --> 01:00:51,829 Uh, just put "Love, Scotty" on the card. 1125 01:00:51,929 --> 01:00:54,198 Thank you. 1126 01:00:54,298 --> 01:00:57,101 It's 11:25. 1127 01:00:57,201 --> 01:00:59,431 You've got 35 minutes to get your stuff out. 1128 01:01:02,407 --> 01:01:03,931 You know something, Hunter? 1129 01:01:05,443 --> 01:01:07,578 You're really a freak of evolution. 1130 01:01:07,678 --> 01:01:11,249 You got no balls, but you're such a big prick. 1131 01:01:11,349 --> 01:01:13,384 Rag, let's get the fuck out of here, 1132 01:01:13,484 --> 01:01:16,120 - now. - This is totally bogus. 1133 01:01:16,220 --> 01:01:18,279 A bunch of lame farts anyway. 1134 01:01:25,863 --> 01:01:28,058 (DOORBELL RINGS) 1135 01:01:32,837 --> 01:01:35,740 Oh, those are beautiful. Thank you. 1136 01:01:35,840 --> 01:01:37,967 - Bye. - Bye bye. 1137 01:01:58,863 --> 01:02:00,398 ♪ Do you love me? Do you love me? ♪ 1138 01:02:00,498 --> 01:02:03,901 ♪ Do you love me? Do you, do you really love me? ♪ 1139 01:02:04,001 --> 01:02:05,670 ♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me ♪ 1140 01:02:05,770 --> 01:02:07,465 ♪ If you really love me ♪ 1141 01:02:09,006 --> 01:02:11,167 ♪ Mr. Cool Mystery ♪ 1142 01:02:13,878 --> 01:02:16,073 ♪ Mr. Cool Mystery ♪ 1143 01:02:17,114 --> 01:02:20,641 ♪ I said do you love me, Mr. Cool Mystery? ♪ 1144 01:02:23,221 --> 01:02:24,956 ♪ Don't give me that silent treatment... ♪ 1145 01:02:25,056 --> 01:02:27,325 Wow, Kimber Kong. 1146 01:02:27,425 --> 01:02:28,826 I talked to Kristi. 1147 01:02:28,926 --> 01:02:30,862 And? 1148 01:02:30,962 --> 01:02:33,231 She said she'll meet you here in 20 minutes. 1149 01:02:33,331 --> 01:02:34,766 That's perfect. Great. 1150 01:02:34,866 --> 01:02:36,567 - Wait a minute, buddy. - Huh? 1151 01:02:36,667 --> 01:02:39,761 She said if you make a scene, she's gonna split. 1152 01:02:40,905 --> 01:02:42,540 Wait, hold on. Hey, Kimber, come on! 1153 01:02:42,640 --> 01:02:44,776 What I do, miss a date or something? What, I got brain damage? 1154 01:02:44,876 --> 01:02:46,310 You said it, I didn't. 1155 01:02:46,410 --> 01:02:48,146 Kimber, come on, this is Scotty, remember? 1156 01:02:48,246 --> 01:02:51,015 Come on, tell me. Why is Kristi so pissed off at me? 1157 01:02:51,115 --> 01:02:53,418 You're busted, buddy. 1158 01:02:53,518 --> 01:02:55,520 She saw you on the beach last night 1159 01:02:55,620 --> 01:02:57,588 making your moves on Candy. 1160 01:02:57,688 --> 01:02:59,123 - What?! - Yeah. 1161 01:02:59,223 --> 01:03:00,747 Hey, Kimberly, check this one out. 1162 01:03:02,326 --> 01:03:03,795 - Oh! Fuck! - Aw. 1163 01:03:03,895 --> 01:03:06,728 Great! A dumbbell with a dumbbell. 1164 01:03:11,602 --> 01:03:13,805 ♪ Don't call and say you need him ♪ 1165 01:03:13,905 --> 01:03:17,608 ♪ And then not show up 'cause you're leaving... ♪ 1166 01:03:17,708 --> 01:03:19,677 Scotty, my man, what's going? 1167 01:03:19,777 --> 01:03:22,113 These girls are too fucking much! Out of fucking sight! 1168 01:03:22,213 --> 01:03:24,982 - Hot fucking shit! - I couldn't have said it better. 1169 01:03:25,082 --> 01:03:26,584 I couldn't have said it better. 1170 01:03:26,684 --> 01:03:28,879 I gotta go backstage and pump up one of the girls. 1171 01:03:30,922 --> 01:03:32,657 ♪ Do you love me? Do you love me? ♪ 1172 01:03:32,757 --> 01:03:34,592 ♪ Do you love me? Do you, do you really love me? ♪ 1173 01:03:34,692 --> 01:03:37,728 (HARD ROCK MUSIC BLARING FROM BOOMBOX) 1174 01:03:37,828 --> 01:03:40,331 ♪ Do you really love me? ♪ 1175 01:03:40,431 --> 01:03:43,434 Hey, get those bimbos off the stage! 1176 01:03:43,534 --> 01:03:46,404 - Yeah, get off, bimbos! - Yeah, what are you doing? 1177 01:03:46,504 --> 01:03:48,539 Suck shit! 1178 01:03:48,639 --> 01:03:51,442 Jerkoff, you turn that blaster off now! 1179 01:03:51,542 --> 01:03:53,678 What did you say, dickhead? You want me to turn it up? 1180 01:03:53,778 --> 01:03:55,507 (LAUGHING) 1181 01:03:56,547 --> 01:03:58,950 - (CRACKS, BOOMBOX MUSIC STOPS) - Hey, you son of a bitch! 1182 01:03:59,050 --> 01:04:00,540 I'll rip your fuckin' head off! 1183 01:04:01,752 --> 01:04:04,121 ♪ I'm not sure, 'cause you're leaving me... ♪ 1184 01:04:04,221 --> 01:04:07,191 (ALL SHOUTING) 1185 01:04:07,291 --> 01:04:08,883 Get him! 1186 01:04:15,032 --> 01:04:18,126 ♪ 'Cause it's my heart that you're holding ♪ 1187 01:04:20,371 --> 01:04:22,006 ♪ Do you love me? Do you love me? ♪ 1188 01:04:22,106 --> 01:04:24,370 ♪ Do you love me? Do you, do you really love me? ♪ 1189 01:04:25,910 --> 01:04:27,345 ♪ Tell me, tell me, tell me ♪ 1190 01:04:27,445 --> 01:04:30,848 ♪ If you really love me ♪ 1191 01:04:30,948 --> 01:04:33,246 ♪ Mr. Cool Mystery ♪ 1192 01:04:35,453 --> 01:04:38,656 ♪ Mr. Cool Mystery ♪ 1193 01:04:38,756 --> 01:04:40,358 ♪ I said do you love me ♪ 1194 01:04:40,458 --> 01:04:42,790 ♪ Mr. Cool Mystery? ♪ 1195 01:04:52,169 --> 01:04:53,971 ♪ Don't say you're sorry, please ♪ 1196 01:04:54,071 --> 01:04:56,073 ♪ 'Cause you're dragging me down ♪ 1197 01:04:56,173 --> 01:04:59,006 ♪ On your knees ♪ 1198 01:05:01,846 --> 01:05:05,850 ♪ I don't know what is left anyway ♪ 1199 01:05:05,950 --> 01:05:08,419 ♪ Whoa, Mr. Cool Mystery ♪ 1200 01:05:08,519 --> 01:05:11,317 ♪ Is this a dream or is it real? ♪ 1201 01:05:29,473 --> 01:05:30,963 (SCREAMING) 1202 01:05:32,743 --> 01:05:35,837 ♪ Mr. Cool Mystery ♪ 1203 01:05:37,548 --> 01:05:40,785 ♪ Yeah, Mr. Cool Mystery ♪ 1204 01:05:40,885 --> 01:05:43,020 ♪ Do you love me? Do ya? ♪ 1205 01:05:43,120 --> 01:05:45,423 ♪ Mr. Cool Mystery ♪ 1206 01:05:45,523 --> 01:05:48,192 ♪ Do ya? Do you want me, ♪ 1207 01:05:48,292 --> 01:05:49,919 ♪ Mr. Cool Mystery? ♪ 1208 01:05:51,395 --> 01:05:54,364 ♪ Do you love me, Mr. Cool ♪ 1209 01:05:56,400 --> 01:05:58,269 ♪ Mystery? ♪ 1210 01:05:58,369 --> 01:06:00,972 (BELL CLANGS) 1211 01:06:01,072 --> 01:06:02,506 Oh, dude. 1212 01:06:02,606 --> 01:06:04,075 Where you been? 1213 01:06:04,175 --> 01:06:06,837 - (MOANS) - You stood Kristi up. 1214 01:06:07,878 --> 01:06:09,947 - Was she pissed? - Nah. 1215 01:06:10,047 --> 01:06:13,484 She said there's no point in being pissed at somebody she don't care about. 1216 01:06:13,584 --> 01:06:16,420 (LAUGHS) I hit an all-time low, dude. 1217 01:06:16,520 --> 01:06:19,724 No, you didn't. Kristi went to Hunter's. 1218 01:06:19,824 --> 01:06:21,492 Hunter's? 1219 01:06:21,592 --> 01:06:24,829 Yeah, she said he's got a lot more class than amateur boy like you. 1220 01:06:24,929 --> 01:06:27,523 Oh, man. That wuss. 1221 01:06:29,266 --> 01:06:31,632 That wuss! Oh, man. 1222 01:06:43,781 --> 01:06:45,612 Come on. 1223 01:06:46,917 --> 01:06:50,121 Kristi, broken hearts come with the territory. 1224 01:06:50,221 --> 01:06:51,656 (SMOOTH JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) 1225 01:06:51,756 --> 01:06:54,358 That's love. 1226 01:06:54,458 --> 01:06:57,662 - In fact, that's life. - I don't always want to be 1227 01:06:57,762 --> 01:07:00,297 worrying about Scotty. 1228 01:07:00,397 --> 01:07:01,832 I mean, you know, there's other things 1229 01:07:01,932 --> 01:07:04,435 - that I'd like to do with my life. - It's the same thing in business. 1230 01:07:04,535 --> 01:07:08,072 You get fucked over all the time until you're successful. Even then. 1231 01:07:08,172 --> 01:07:10,574 You want to be a designer? That's a "fuck you" business 1232 01:07:10,674 --> 01:07:13,844 with a capital "fuck you." You'd better get used to it. 1233 01:07:13,944 --> 01:07:16,047 Here he comes. 1234 01:07:16,147 --> 01:07:18,149 You know, I never imagined it to be like that. 1235 01:07:18,249 --> 01:07:20,484 Sure, are you kidding? They're animals. 1236 01:07:20,584 --> 01:07:24,188 They lay awake at night thinking up new ways to fuck you. 1237 01:07:24,288 --> 01:07:28,693 You won't even know the names of half the people that'll line up to do it to you. 1238 01:07:28,793 --> 01:07:30,327 You really think I get screwed that much? 1239 01:07:30,427 --> 01:07:32,530 Mm-hmm. Up the wazoo... 1240 01:07:32,630 --> 01:07:34,598 by every Tom, Dick and Harry. 1241 01:07:34,698 --> 01:07:37,668 But if it's really what you want... 1242 01:07:37,768 --> 01:07:41,839 Well, I think that's all that'll satisfy me right now. 1243 01:07:41,939 --> 01:07:45,076 Dude, she's slipping fast. 1244 01:07:45,176 --> 01:07:48,813 Then go for it. You look like you could use a refill. 1245 01:07:48,913 --> 01:07:50,938 - Pinot? - Yeah, thanks, that'd be great. 1246 01:07:56,687 --> 01:07:58,122 - Kristi. - Scotty. 1247 01:07:58,222 --> 01:08:01,625 I want to talk to you, Kristi... alone, for only two minutes. 1248 01:08:01,725 --> 01:08:06,097 Two minutes? I waited for you for two hours this afternoon. 1249 01:08:06,197 --> 01:08:08,132 I can explain about that. 1250 01:08:08,232 --> 01:08:11,235 Oh, I bet you can. You've got a way with words. 1251 01:08:11,335 --> 01:08:14,105 - It's called lying. - And what are you doing, huh? 1252 01:08:14,205 --> 01:08:16,207 Auditioning for Hunter's orgy gang? 1253 01:08:16,307 --> 01:08:19,844 Now where do you get off talking to me like that? 1254 01:08:19,944 --> 01:08:22,780 - Kristi! - Scotty. 1255 01:08:22,880 --> 01:08:24,415 Social climbing I see. 1256 01:08:24,515 --> 01:08:27,151 How about a drink before you go? 1257 01:08:27,251 --> 01:08:29,553 (SCREAMS) 1258 01:08:29,653 --> 01:08:31,348 Sorry you couldn't stay longer! 1259 01:08:56,247 --> 01:08:58,682 Jealousy's some weird shit. Right now I feel like 1260 01:08:58,782 --> 01:09:00,785 carving my initials in Hunter's back. 1261 01:09:00,885 --> 01:09:03,654 Yeah, I know what you mean. I once caught my old lady 1262 01:09:03,754 --> 01:09:06,157 giving a hummer to some cowboy. 1263 01:09:06,257 --> 01:09:09,560 I laid a serious hurting on his ass. 1264 01:09:09,660 --> 01:09:11,328 What'd you do to her? 1265 01:09:11,428 --> 01:09:13,764 I really punished her... I married her. 1266 01:09:13,864 --> 01:09:15,199 (CHUCKLES) 1267 01:09:15,299 --> 01:09:17,267 I hate him. 1268 01:09:19,203 --> 01:09:22,339 Hunter... he's a creep. 1269 01:09:22,439 --> 01:09:25,142 Not Hunter, Scotty. 1270 01:09:25,242 --> 01:09:27,678 - What about Scotty? - He just makes me 1271 01:09:27,778 --> 01:09:30,447 so mad sometimes! 1272 01:09:30,547 --> 01:09:32,683 I don't know. All my scams are backfiring, 1273 01:09:32,783 --> 01:09:35,686 blowing up in my face. I'm sick of this. 1274 01:09:35,786 --> 01:09:37,788 Yeah, I know what you mean, son. 1275 01:09:37,888 --> 01:09:40,524 A man gets tired of peeing on his own shoes. 1276 01:09:40,624 --> 01:09:43,460 I start missing him. 1277 01:09:43,560 --> 01:09:46,363 And I miss his cute little smile. 1278 01:09:46,463 --> 01:09:48,232 He's not a creep. 1279 01:09:48,332 --> 01:09:51,495 The way he looks at me and the way he touches me. 1280 01:09:53,470 --> 01:09:55,529 Kristi, I think you have a serious problem. 1281 01:09:56,907 --> 01:09:58,342 What? 1282 01:09:58,442 --> 01:10:01,278 Little sister, you're in love. 1283 01:10:01,378 --> 01:10:02,813 (LAUGHS) 1284 01:10:02,913 --> 01:10:04,982 (DOG BARKING) 1285 01:10:05,082 --> 01:10:08,882 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1286 01:10:14,959 --> 01:10:16,560 Whoo! Yeah! 1287 01:10:16,660 --> 01:10:18,495 - Scotty, how's it going? - Hey, what's happening? 1288 01:10:18,595 --> 01:10:20,364 Hey, listen you guys. 1289 01:10:20,464 --> 01:10:23,734 I want to make this fast, I want to be honest. 1290 01:10:23,834 --> 01:10:25,436 I'm no band manager. 1291 01:10:25,536 --> 01:10:27,504 Come on, Scotty, you're a great one! 1292 01:10:27,604 --> 01:10:30,241 Scotty, where you been? I was beginning to think you was a flake. 1293 01:10:30,341 --> 01:10:32,209 I need your John Hancock on these papers. 1294 01:10:32,309 --> 01:10:34,178 What papers? 1295 01:10:34,278 --> 01:10:36,914 Rocco got us a gig... opening act at the Forum. 1296 01:10:37,014 --> 01:10:38,916 For the Miss Muscles contest! 1297 01:10:39,016 --> 01:10:40,351 Yeah! Whoo! 1298 01:10:40,451 --> 01:10:42,519 - Oh, man. - Can I tell him the rest of the news? 1299 01:10:42,619 --> 01:10:44,355 - Uh-huh. - Rocco's putting up some money 1300 01:10:44,455 --> 01:10:46,190 - and we're gonna record a demo. - What can I tell ya? 1301 01:10:46,290 --> 01:10:49,260 I'm the tooth fairy of rock 'n' roll. 1302 01:10:49,360 --> 01:10:51,362 Plus we got a show tonight at your place, Ash. 1303 01:10:51,462 --> 01:10:53,397 - Party! - Party! 1304 01:10:53,497 --> 01:10:55,966 (CLAPPING, CHEERING) 1305 01:10:56,066 --> 01:10:59,627 Farns, bring anybody you think might be a possible investor. 1306 01:11:00,804 --> 01:11:03,240 Yeah, there'll be plenty of girls. 1307 01:11:03,340 --> 01:11:05,409 - All right. I'll see you at 8:00 sharp. - (DOOR SLIDING OPEN) 1308 01:11:05,509 --> 01:11:08,879 Hey, Farns, don't forget to take your wheat germ. You're gonna need it. 1309 01:11:08,979 --> 01:11:10,881 (CHUCKLES) 1310 01:11:10,981 --> 01:11:12,883 Well, look what the cat dragged in. 1311 01:11:12,983 --> 01:11:14,685 I thought we had an agreement... 1312 01:11:14,785 --> 01:11:16,253 no guys from the club. 1313 01:11:16,353 --> 01:11:19,323 Oh, come on, Ash. Lighten up, man. 1314 01:11:19,423 --> 01:11:21,025 We've got girls coming out of our ears. 1315 01:11:21,125 --> 01:11:22,893 You're missing the point. 1316 01:11:22,993 --> 01:11:24,795 This is supposed to have been for fun. 1317 01:11:24,895 --> 01:11:27,331 Now you're bringing business into it. 1318 01:11:27,431 --> 01:11:28,899 Well, so what? 1319 01:11:28,999 --> 01:11:30,434 Hey, Ash, how are you doing? 1320 01:11:30,534 --> 01:11:32,002 Just fine, Rounder. 1321 01:11:32,102 --> 01:11:35,172 And one more thing, I don't like what you're trying to pull with Kristi. 1322 01:11:35,272 --> 01:11:37,207 Hey, I haven't touched her. 1323 01:11:37,307 --> 01:11:38,876 What, you're playing it cool, huh? 1324 01:11:38,976 --> 01:11:41,345 I spill no wine before it's time. 1325 01:11:41,445 --> 01:11:42,880 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 1326 01:11:42,980 --> 01:11:44,415 You're a sick man. 1327 01:11:44,515 --> 01:11:46,283 That's not funny. 1328 01:11:46,383 --> 01:11:48,619 She and Scotty, they got a real thing going on. 1329 01:11:48,719 --> 01:11:50,321 Now you're trying to fuck it up. 1330 01:11:50,421 --> 01:11:52,089 What are you, her den mother? 1331 01:11:52,189 --> 01:11:53,724 She's old enough to make up her own mind. 1332 01:11:53,824 --> 01:11:55,693 Not when she doesn't have all the facts. 1333 01:11:55,793 --> 01:11:57,361 What are you talking about? What facts? 1334 01:11:57,461 --> 01:11:59,863 - The fact that you're an asshole. - I'm an asshole?! 1335 01:11:59,963 --> 01:12:01,865 - Yeah, you're an asshole! - I'm an asshole?! 1336 01:12:01,965 --> 01:12:03,834 - You're an asshole! - You're an asshole! 1337 01:12:03,934 --> 01:12:06,960 You guys want to see an asshole? I'll show you an asshole! 1338 01:12:09,139 --> 01:12:10,607 Come on, guys. Lighten up. 1339 01:12:10,707 --> 01:12:12,876 We've got a party to get ready for here. 1340 01:12:12,976 --> 01:12:15,240 Not me, I'm out of this scene. 1341 01:12:22,286 --> 01:12:23,887 Old Hunter's using this party tonight 1342 01:12:23,987 --> 01:12:25,614 to profiteer. 1343 01:12:27,224 --> 01:12:29,920 Ain't much I can do about except just not be a part of it. 1344 01:12:31,028 --> 01:12:33,731 Well, partner, just might be something old Rag and me here 1345 01:12:33,831 --> 01:12:35,466 can do about it. 1346 01:12:35,566 --> 01:12:37,067 Yeah, I think we can think of something cool. 1347 01:12:37,167 --> 01:12:38,566 (BOTH LAUGH) 1348 01:12:38,702 --> 01:12:40,761 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1349 01:12:54,685 --> 01:12:56,320 ♪ You told me ♪ 1350 01:12:56,420 --> 01:12:58,355 ♪ You sold me ♪ 1351 01:12:58,455 --> 01:13:00,391 ♪ Controlled me ♪ 1352 01:13:00,491 --> 01:13:02,659 ♪ And I believed you when you pleaded ♪ 1353 01:13:02,759 --> 01:13:06,196 ♪ And you said that I would be good ♪ 1354 01:13:06,296 --> 01:13:08,662 ♪ Well, fuck you ♪ 1355 01:13:10,033 --> 01:13:11,735 ♪ You bought me ♪ 1356 01:13:11,835 --> 01:13:13,704 ♪ You taught me... ♪ 1357 01:13:13,804 --> 01:13:16,540 Kristi, let's get out of here. 1358 01:13:16,640 --> 01:13:18,842 Come on, let's just hang around another hour, okay? 1359 01:13:18,942 --> 01:13:20,844 Besides, I promised Hunter we'd stay. 1360 01:13:20,944 --> 01:13:23,447 An hour? There's gonna be nothing left of us 1361 01:13:23,547 --> 01:13:25,549 except a pile of white bones. 1362 01:13:25,649 --> 01:13:28,385 Un-fucking-believable. 1363 01:13:28,485 --> 01:13:31,522 Makes those bimbos in Vegas look like corn-fed hogs. 1364 01:13:31,622 --> 01:13:33,924 - I gotta learn how you do it. - Of course you do, Farns. 1365 01:13:34,024 --> 01:13:36,360 And so does every other lonely guy out there in America. 1366 01:13:36,460 --> 01:13:38,062 It's a natural for cable TV. 1367 01:13:38,162 --> 01:13:39,797 Wait'll you hear the name. This is gonna kill you. 1368 01:13:39,897 --> 01:13:41,965 - You ready? Go ahead. - "Hunting With Hunter." 1369 01:13:42,065 --> 01:13:43,734 - Is that great or what? - ROUNDER: Every week, 1370 01:13:43,834 --> 01:13:46,203 we send Hunter out to dialogue a bunch of new hardbodies. 1371 01:13:46,303 --> 01:13:48,072 And Rounder does the BBD update. 1372 01:13:48,172 --> 01:13:50,774 And all we need's a couple of hundred thousand dollars for a pilot. 1373 01:13:50,874 --> 01:13:54,244 Money is no problem. I love the concept. 1374 01:13:54,344 --> 01:13:55,913 You've got a deal. 1375 01:13:56,013 --> 01:13:57,314 - We got a deal. - We got a deal. 1376 01:13:57,414 --> 01:14:00,050 All right, it's party time! 1377 01:14:00,150 --> 01:14:01,985 You guys are cool. I knew you'd dig it. 1378 01:14:02,085 --> 01:14:05,322 Rag, you're okay. We've got to invite you the next time we give a party. 1379 01:14:05,422 --> 01:14:07,257 Yeah man, we love to drink a lot of beer! 1380 01:14:07,357 --> 01:14:08,792 And light a lot of farts! 1381 01:14:08,892 --> 01:14:10,427 - (DOG BARKING) - Wow, that's cool. 1382 01:14:10,527 --> 01:14:12,496 - Yeah, let's party! - Yeah! 1383 01:14:12,596 --> 01:14:15,121 - (ALL SHOUTING) - Party! 1384 01:14:17,734 --> 01:14:19,503 Hang back. 1385 01:14:19,603 --> 01:14:22,639 Okay, that's Hunter right there in the white jumpsuit. 1386 01:14:22,739 --> 01:14:24,408 WOMAN: Got it. 1387 01:14:24,508 --> 01:14:26,376 - (LAUGHING) - Okay, guys, don't start anything 1388 01:14:26,476 --> 01:14:28,378 until this party starts to fizzle though, okay? 1389 01:14:28,478 --> 01:14:30,180 When are we gonna know when that is? 1390 01:14:30,280 --> 01:14:32,111 - You'll know. - All right. 1391 01:14:34,084 --> 01:14:36,053 Hey, all right, how we doing? 1392 01:14:36,153 --> 01:14:37,950 Having a good time. 1393 01:14:39,423 --> 01:14:41,658 Kristi, do me a favor, will ya? I want you to meet 1394 01:14:41,758 --> 01:14:43,227 a business friend of mine I have here. 1395 01:14:43,327 --> 01:14:45,227 Just show him a good time, okay? 1396 01:14:46,697 --> 01:14:48,332 Show him a good time? 1397 01:14:48,432 --> 01:14:50,834 No, not show him a good time, show him a good time. 1398 01:14:50,934 --> 01:14:53,337 - Oh, barf. - Give me a break, will you, Kimberly? 1399 01:14:53,437 --> 01:14:56,907 Farns, come here, I want you to meet some friends of mine. 1400 01:14:57,007 --> 01:14:58,575 Oh, double barf. 1401 01:14:58,675 --> 01:15:00,911 Uh, Farnsey, this is Kimberly; Kimberly, this is Farnsey. 1402 01:15:01,011 --> 01:15:02,913 Farnsey, this is Kristi; Kristi, Farnsey. 1403 01:15:03,013 --> 01:15:05,082 Well now, hello, Kristi. 1404 01:15:05,182 --> 01:15:07,084 My friends call me Farnsey, 1405 01:15:07,184 --> 01:15:09,152 my enemies call me collect. (LAUGHING) 1406 01:15:10,821 --> 01:15:14,188 A funny man. Funny rich man. 1407 01:15:15,859 --> 01:15:17,690 (BOTH LAUGH) 1408 01:15:19,263 --> 01:15:21,765 Funny girls. Such funny... 1409 01:15:21,865 --> 01:15:23,833 (CHUCKLES) Wait. 1410 01:15:25,002 --> 01:15:27,271 Kristi. Kristi! 1411 01:15:27,371 --> 01:15:29,439 - (GASPS) - Oh, shit! 1412 01:15:29,539 --> 01:15:31,208 What a shame! 1413 01:15:31,308 --> 01:15:35,746 Hey, you know there's a chance that won't stain if we soak it right away. 1414 01:15:35,846 --> 01:15:40,517 So why don't you go upstairs with me and wring it out? 1415 01:15:40,617 --> 01:15:42,219 You can? Okay. 1416 01:15:42,319 --> 01:15:44,721 ♪ Come on, baby baby ♪ 1417 01:15:44,821 --> 01:15:47,790 ♪ Baby, give me the chance ♪ 1418 01:15:50,193 --> 01:15:52,729 ♪ 'Cause I know, I know I can show you ♪ 1419 01:15:52,829 --> 01:15:55,093 - ♪ About romance ♪ - (SUCKING) 1420 01:16:02,339 --> 01:16:05,142 - WOMAN: Ooh! - (LAUGHS) 1421 01:16:05,242 --> 01:16:09,112 How careless. We will have to help you wash that out. 1422 01:16:09,212 --> 01:16:10,647 (GIGGLING) 1423 01:16:10,747 --> 01:16:12,647 Oh, that's all right. 1424 01:16:17,421 --> 01:16:20,090 That's, uh, a bottle of wine. 1425 01:16:20,190 --> 01:16:22,793 (ALL GIGGLING) 1426 01:16:22,893 --> 01:16:24,724 You're gonna spill that on me? 1427 01:16:29,533 --> 01:16:32,502 - Hey, baby, wanna? - Get out of here. 1428 01:16:32,602 --> 01:16:35,672 Hey, dude, they're lighting farts down on the beach. 1429 01:16:35,772 --> 01:16:37,708 Well, is it BYOM? 1430 01:16:37,808 --> 01:16:39,676 - What? - Bring your own matches! 1431 01:16:39,776 --> 01:16:42,946 - Uh, yeah. Yeah yeah. - All right! Fart fart fart fart! 1432 01:16:43,046 --> 01:16:45,015 Rag, this party's the ultimate bummer. 1433 01:16:45,115 --> 01:16:47,651 - Where is Kristi? - Upstairs in the bathroom. 1434 01:16:47,751 --> 01:16:50,087 - You're not leaving, are you? - I'll be right back, okay? 1435 01:16:50,187 --> 01:16:51,745 - Okay? - Hurry up. 1436 01:16:53,557 --> 01:16:55,525 ♪ I'm running ♪ 1437 01:16:55,625 --> 01:16:58,295 ♪ I'm running away from my heart ♪ 1438 01:16:58,395 --> 01:16:59,963 - ♪ Running ♪ - (GONGS) 1439 01:17:00,063 --> 01:17:01,632 - (LAUGHS) - Can I help you, honey? 1440 01:17:01,732 --> 01:17:04,368 What's this about a door prize? 1441 01:17:04,468 --> 01:17:07,801 Guess the size of Rounder's putz and you will win 100 bucks. 1442 01:17:08,872 --> 01:17:10,874 Hey, dude, Kristi's in the upstairs bathroom. 1443 01:17:10,974 --> 01:17:12,476 Okay. 1444 01:17:12,576 --> 01:17:14,271 ♪ And the day comes along... ♪ 1445 01:17:15,312 --> 01:17:17,180 Hello there. 1446 01:17:17,280 --> 01:17:19,149 I just wondered if you could tell me 1447 01:17:19,249 --> 01:17:21,752 where I could find Roger Rounder. 1448 01:17:21,852 --> 01:17:23,854 Yeah, lady, take a number and go upstairs. 1449 01:17:23,954 --> 01:17:26,323 Oh, all right. How about a little cookie 1450 01:17:26,423 --> 01:17:29,760 for a sweet little girl? 1451 01:17:29,860 --> 01:17:32,988 Roger! Rogie Rogie! Roger! 1452 01:17:36,366 --> 01:17:39,469 - Excuse me, emergency. - Hey. 1453 01:17:39,569 --> 01:17:41,538 ♪ Running... ♪ 1454 01:17:41,638 --> 01:17:43,440 - Scotty! - Kristi, I gotta talk to you. 1455 01:17:43,540 --> 01:17:45,876 - Get out of here! - Just give me two minutes. 1456 01:17:45,976 --> 01:17:49,012 I'm gonna scream at the top of my lungs if you don't get out of here now. 1457 01:17:49,112 --> 01:17:50,914 - Okay. - I mean it. 1458 01:17:51,014 --> 01:17:52,783 - Let her rip. - I mean it. 1459 01:17:52,883 --> 01:17:54,783 - Let her rip. - (BOTH SCREAM) 1460 01:17:55,986 --> 01:17:58,614 You can't shift your key. I can't stay in tune with you. 1461 01:18:00,891 --> 01:18:03,427 Okay, we're gonna act civilized? 1462 01:18:03,527 --> 01:18:05,324 Can we just share a doob, okay? 1463 01:18:06,363 --> 01:18:09,299 Talk this whole thing out, all right? 1464 01:18:09,399 --> 01:18:10,991 Hello there, Goldilocks. 1465 01:18:12,035 --> 01:18:14,026 - What's hanging? - Spare me. 1466 01:18:17,274 --> 01:18:19,843 Look, I swear to God, 1467 01:18:19,943 --> 01:18:22,411 Hunter made the moves on Candy, not me. 1468 01:18:23,447 --> 01:18:25,506 Hey, I only want you. 1469 01:18:26,950 --> 01:18:29,886 Well, you know, there's a real easy way for me to find out if you're lying. 1470 01:18:29,986 --> 01:18:31,955 Right, polygraph, 1471 01:18:32,055 --> 01:18:33,957 the old lie detector test. 1472 01:18:34,057 --> 01:18:36,360 (LAUGHS) No, Scotty, all I have to do 1473 01:18:36,460 --> 01:18:38,028 is go ask Candy. 1474 01:18:38,128 --> 01:18:40,864 Yeah, right, Candy. 1475 01:18:40,964 --> 01:18:42,866 Yeah, Candy. She'll tell me. 1476 01:18:42,966 --> 01:18:45,335 You know, aside from that oversized schnozz, 1477 01:18:45,435 --> 01:18:47,104 you're kinda cute. 1478 01:18:47,204 --> 01:18:49,773 What do you say we go down to my Rolls and fill that... 1479 01:18:49,873 --> 01:18:51,508 bunker with some nose candy? 1480 01:18:51,608 --> 01:18:53,043 Ow! (SCREAMS) 1481 01:18:53,143 --> 01:18:55,379 - You know, that beat of the music... - (POUNDING ON DOOR) 1482 01:18:55,479 --> 01:18:57,481 is really strange. 1483 01:18:57,581 --> 01:18:59,416 - Really strange. - (BOTH LAUGHING) 1484 01:18:59,516 --> 01:19:02,246 No, it really is. Listen to it. 1485 01:19:05,155 --> 01:19:07,691 You'd better let go or I'll bite you again! 1486 01:19:07,791 --> 01:19:09,520 - (MOANS SOFTLY) - Hey! 1487 01:19:12,262 --> 01:19:14,297 - (FARTS) - Hey, go dance with somebody else, 1488 01:19:14,397 --> 01:19:16,533 - freckle face. - He's not dancing. 1489 01:19:16,633 --> 01:19:19,503 He's flipping you off in 40 different languages. 1490 01:19:19,603 --> 01:19:21,438 - Nobody flips me off! - (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1491 01:19:21,538 --> 01:19:24,200 - (DULL THUDS) - (LAUGHING) 1492 01:19:30,313 --> 01:19:32,611 (GROANS) 1493 01:19:33,783 --> 01:19:36,086 (LAUGHS) 1494 01:19:36,186 --> 01:19:38,620 (LAUGHING) 1495 01:19:43,860 --> 01:19:45,521 I never did this before. 1496 01:19:47,964 --> 01:19:49,591 This is my first honey love. 1497 01:19:50,634 --> 01:19:52,829 (LAUGHING) 1498 01:19:58,441 --> 01:20:00,739 (GROANING) 1499 01:20:19,863 --> 01:20:22,399 And now, the Eighth Wonder of the World. 1500 01:20:22,499 --> 01:20:24,067 (GIGGLES) 1501 01:20:24,167 --> 01:20:25,930 Roger! 1502 01:20:26,970 --> 01:20:28,438 Mom?! 1503 01:20:28,538 --> 01:20:30,140 Roger! 1504 01:20:30,240 --> 01:20:31,708 Mom! 1505 01:20:31,808 --> 01:20:33,176 (MOANS) 1506 01:20:33,276 --> 01:20:35,540 (GRUNTING) On fire! 1507 01:20:36,746 --> 01:20:38,982 (SHOUTING) 1508 01:20:39,082 --> 01:20:40,650 What... water! Water! Hey! 1509 01:20:40,750 --> 01:20:42,519 My feet! My feet! My fuckin' feet! 1510 01:20:42,619 --> 01:20:45,055 (LAUGHING) 1511 01:20:45,155 --> 01:20:47,858 Om! 1512 01:20:47,958 --> 01:20:49,359 Big surprise! 1513 01:20:49,459 --> 01:20:50,894 Om! 1514 01:20:50,994 --> 01:20:53,155 (WOMEN SHRIEKING, LAUGHING) 1515 01:20:56,132 --> 01:20:58,702 (MUTTERING) 1516 01:20:58,802 --> 01:21:01,771 - Mom! - Roger! Roger! 1517 01:21:01,871 --> 01:21:03,874 Dede! Dede! 1518 01:21:03,974 --> 01:21:06,309 If your father were alive... 1519 01:21:06,409 --> 01:21:08,604 ♪ Party... ♪ 1520 01:21:10,747 --> 01:21:13,841 (ZAPPING) 1521 01:21:14,951 --> 01:21:18,088 This party sucks the big one. Where's Hunter? 1522 01:21:18,188 --> 01:21:20,418 (HOOTING, LAUGHING) Whoo! 1523 01:21:25,462 --> 01:21:28,665 Hunter! Where the fuck are you?! 1524 01:21:28,765 --> 01:21:31,199 (SCREAMING) 1525 01:21:37,007 --> 01:21:39,342 - Whoo! - Oh, shit! 1526 01:21:39,442 --> 01:21:41,678 Hunter sure does give good party now, don't he? 1527 01:21:41,778 --> 01:21:44,014 RAG: For sure, dude. 1528 01:21:44,114 --> 01:21:45,979 (LAUGHING) 1529 01:21:47,517 --> 01:21:49,849 ♪ It's party time! ♪ 1530 01:21:51,788 --> 01:21:53,380 (SEAGULLS CAWING) 1531 01:22:11,808 --> 01:22:14,333 (RAG AND KIMBERLY GIGGLING) 1532 01:22:19,649 --> 01:22:22,085 SCOTTY: Well, well. 1533 01:22:22,185 --> 01:22:24,210 This is something I never thought I'd see. 1534 01:22:26,222 --> 01:22:28,959 Yeah? Well, he looked kinda cute last night, 1535 01:22:29,059 --> 01:22:30,627 so I figured what the heck? 1536 01:22:30,727 --> 01:22:32,462 It was rad, dude. 1537 01:22:32,562 --> 01:22:34,297 BOTH: It was worth the wait. 1538 01:22:34,397 --> 01:22:36,524 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1539 01:22:38,201 --> 01:22:41,102 (SMOOTH JAZZ PLAYING) 1540 01:22:53,316 --> 01:22:56,419 - Hi, Scotty. - Hey. 1541 01:22:56,519 --> 01:22:59,155 I talked to Hunter and he 'fessed up, 1542 01:22:59,255 --> 01:23:01,992 so I guess I owe you an apology. 1543 01:23:02,092 --> 01:23:03,889 You don't have to apologize. 1544 01:23:05,729 --> 01:23:08,064 Well, I've been doing some thinking 1545 01:23:08,164 --> 01:23:10,689 and I've decided to go back to college. 1546 01:23:11,801 --> 01:23:13,236 I think that's great, Kristi. 1547 01:23:13,336 --> 01:23:14,804 Isn't it? 1548 01:23:14,904 --> 01:23:17,668 I don't know what to say. I hope you have a great year. 1549 01:23:18,708 --> 01:23:20,143 Do I get a goodbye kiss? 1550 01:23:20,243 --> 01:23:21,938 No. 1551 01:23:24,247 --> 01:23:26,049 Come on, I told you I'm going back to college, 1552 01:23:26,149 --> 01:23:29,019 but I didn't say where. I'm transferring to Cal State. 1553 01:23:29,119 --> 01:23:30,654 - Cal State? - Mm-hmm. 1554 01:23:30,754 --> 01:23:32,155 - You mean up on the hill here? - Right. 1555 01:23:32,255 --> 01:23:33,757 And I thought, you know, 1556 01:23:33,857 --> 01:23:36,326 maybe I could save some money and we could move in together... 1557 01:23:36,426 --> 01:23:37,861 I mean, if you don't mind. 1558 01:23:37,961 --> 01:23:41,064 Kristi, don't you know how crazy I am about you? 1559 01:23:41,164 --> 01:23:43,099 Don't you realize my heart starts to palpitate... 1560 01:23:43,199 --> 01:23:45,568 Do yourself a favor... 1561 01:23:45,668 --> 01:23:47,570 drop the dialogue. 1562 01:23:47,670 --> 01:23:50,468 Your bigger and better deal is staring you right in the face. 1563 01:24:05,855 --> 01:24:08,756 ('80S POP MUSIC PLAYING) 1564 01:24:21,237 --> 01:24:22,706 ♪ Look at the way ♪ 1565 01:24:22,806 --> 01:24:25,041 ♪ The sun makes 'em play ♪ 1566 01:24:25,141 --> 01:24:27,666 ♪ How can you leave them alone? ♪ 1567 01:24:29,012 --> 01:24:32,382 ♪ They're on the sand with B-9 in hand ♪ 1568 01:24:32,482 --> 01:24:35,285 ♪ Caressing the places unknown ♪ 1569 01:24:35,385 --> 01:24:38,955 ♪ Let me tell you I know a place ♪ 1570 01:24:39,055 --> 01:24:43,193 ♪ Gonna put a smile on your face ♪ 1571 01:24:43,293 --> 01:24:45,895 ♪ They got the tan lines on their skin ♪ 1572 01:24:45,995 --> 01:24:50,133 ♪ Watch them rub it in, rub it in ♪ 1573 01:24:50,233 --> 01:24:52,535 - ♪ Can you see the hardbodies? ♪ - ♪ Hardbodies ♪ 1574 01:24:52,635 --> 01:24:54,204 ♪ They mean what they say ♪ 1575 01:24:54,304 --> 01:24:56,573 ♪ There ain't nobody ♪ 1576 01:24:56,673 --> 01:24:58,408 ♪ Standing in my way ♪ 1577 01:24:58,508 --> 01:25:00,276 - ♪ See the hardbodies ♪ - ♪ Hardbodies ♪ 1578 01:25:00,376 --> 01:25:02,278 ♪ Do whatever they please ♪ 1579 01:25:02,378 --> 01:25:05,615 ♪ And everybody's dropping to their knees ♪ 1580 01:25:05,715 --> 01:25:08,240 ♪ I don't mind ♪ 1581 01:25:13,990 --> 01:25:17,594 ♪ Second to none, breaking out the big guns ♪ 1582 01:25:17,694 --> 01:25:20,663 ♪ Waxed up and ready to roll ♪ 1583 01:25:21,698 --> 01:25:25,135 ♪ As they go by, all the boys wink an eye ♪ 1584 01:25:25,235 --> 01:25:27,804 ♪ Then simply lose all control ♪ 1585 01:25:27,904 --> 01:25:31,808 ♪ Let me tell you I know a place ♪ 1586 01:25:31,908 --> 01:25:35,278 ♪ Gonna make a blind man lead the chase ♪ 1587 01:25:35,378 --> 01:25:39,549 ♪ Close as you can get to perfection ♪ 1588 01:25:39,649 --> 01:25:42,852 ♪ So take a look in that direction ♪ 1589 01:25:42,952 --> 01:25:45,755 - ♪ Can see you the hardbodies? ♪ - ♪ Hardbodies ♪ 1590 01:25:45,855 --> 01:25:47,557 ♪ They mean what they say ♪ 1591 01:25:47,657 --> 01:25:50,894 ♪ There ain't nobody standing in my way ♪ 1592 01:25:50,994 --> 01:25:53,229 ♪ See their hardbodies ♪ 1593 01:25:53,329 --> 01:25:55,231 ♪ Do whatever they please ♪ 1594 01:25:55,331 --> 01:25:58,168 ♪ And everybody, get down on your knees ♪ 1595 01:25:58,268 --> 01:26:00,303 - ♪ I don't mind ♪ - ♪ Hardbodies ♪ 1596 01:26:00,403 --> 01:26:02,906 ♪ I don't mind ♪ 1597 01:26:03,006 --> 01:26:06,242 ♪ Get the boys together and we'll stand in a line ♪ 1598 01:26:06,342 --> 01:26:07,844 - ♪ We like to watch you slide ♪ - ♪ Hardbodies ♪ 1599 01:26:07,944 --> 01:26:10,246 ♪ Baby, you can bet ♪ 1600 01:26:10,346 --> 01:26:13,917 ♪ You and me ain't ever seen the best of it yet ♪ 1601 01:26:14,017 --> 01:26:17,787 ♪ Get a load of this, get on over here ♪ 1602 01:26:17,887 --> 01:26:21,291 ♪ Don't get too excited when the boys all cheer ♪ 1603 01:26:21,391 --> 01:26:22,959 - ♪ For hardbodies ♪ - ♪ Hardbodies ♪ 1604 01:26:23,059 --> 01:26:25,228 ♪ Hardbodies ♪ 1605 01:26:25,328 --> 01:26:29,299 ♪ Don't get too excited when the boys all cheer for hardbodies ♪ 1606 01:26:29,399 --> 01:26:30,700 - ♪ Hardbodies ♪ - ♪ Hardbodies ♪ 1607 01:26:30,800 --> 01:26:32,969 ♪ Hardbodies ♪ 1608 01:26:33,069 --> 01:26:34,571 ♪ Don't get too excited ♪ 1609 01:26:34,671 --> 01:26:37,231 ♪ When the boys all cheer for hardbodies. ♪ 119370

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