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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,622 --> 00:00:05,650 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,074 3 00:00:11,999 --> 00:00:14,100 4 00:00:14,102 --> 00:00:16,245 5 00:00:21,175 --> 00:00:25,145 Based on the semi-autobiographical novel by 6 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:28,519 THE WONDERFUL YEARS 7 00:00:28,521 --> 00:00:32,142 THAT SUCKED 8 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:40,000 Written by 9 00:01:06,040 --> 00:01:08,600 - Hello, Milena. - Hi. 10 00:01:09,160 --> 00:01:11,720 - It's better if you wait here. - Okay. 11 00:01:14,240 --> 00:01:15,240 Ma'am, I got bologna or I ain't got nothing! 12 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:21,480 Oh, Mr. engineer! Come on in and check the blueprints! 13 00:01:24,120 --> 00:01:27,200 Director of Photography 14 00:01:37,120 --> 00:01:39,160 Straight from Milano... 15 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:44,360 Straight from Mělník... 16 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:49,080 Produced by 17 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:54,240 Directed by 18 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:57,920 And are you free tonight? 19 00:01:57,920 --> 00:02:01,560 I have two great tickets for "Waiting for Godot". 20 00:02:01,560 --> 00:02:04,680 - Tonight is bad... - Well, that's all right. 21 00:02:04,680 --> 00:02:06,240 - Here you go... - Thank you. 22 00:02:06,240 --> 00:02:10,920 No way. If Aleš hadn't written that graduation paper for me... 23 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:15,040 Please! That amounts to a pound of meat for every word by now! 24 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:36,880 Would you make us some coffee, Janička? 25 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:45,240 You are impossible. I have never known anyone to be so shy... 26 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:48,360 I'm a case for a psychiatrist, I know. 27 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:54,080 - I will die in that delivery room. - No, you won't. 28 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:59,280 On August 5th, there won't be a single man on duty. 29 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,880 Oh, Zita, you're so wonderful! 30 00:03:01,880 --> 00:03:05,520 But you have to go into labor precisely on that day. 31 00:03:05,520 --> 00:03:09,120 That's fine! That's just a matter of autosuggestion! 32 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:13,840 What did Zita say? 33 00:03:13,840 --> 00:03:20,080 Everything is on track, provided I go into labor on August 5th... 34 00:03:20,080 --> 00:03:22,680 - We are going to the theater. - What sort of bunk is this? 35 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:27,840 I couldn't unload those tickets. Anyway, here is that pork roast. 36 00:03:28,920 --> 00:03:31,480 And don't run anybody over. 37 00:03:42,960 --> 00:03:45,000 Hello, there. 38 00:03:46,080 --> 00:03:51,280 - Checking the oil? - No, I was opening the trunk. 39 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:54,880 - The trunk is in the back. - Right! Forgive me... 40 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:21,400 You just keep calm, comrade. 41 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:44,800 You are standing on our tracks! The machine's coming! 42 00:04:45,360 --> 00:04:50,560 - Give more gas! Gas, comrade! - Shit, let's push! 43 00:04:50,560 --> 00:04:53,120 You got her in gear, you idiot! 44 00:05:05,640 --> 00:05:08,240 We will just end it right here. 45 00:05:08,240 --> 00:05:12,880 I'm not getting run over by a train for a few lousy pork chops! 46 00:05:18,640 --> 00:05:23,840 So what! So I'll make us a great dinner... 47 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:27,480 We'll have somebody over and I'll make you the Havana roast. 48 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,560 I'm never going to learn it... 49 00:05:29,560 --> 00:05:37,360 Do you know how many drooling idiots drive a car? With ease?! 50 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:42,040 I nearly killed five people in twenty minutes. 51 00:05:42,040 --> 00:05:44,600 That would be a decent stat even for Eichmann. 52 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:09,040 Jesus Christ! Get away! 53 00:06:09,600 --> 00:06:11,120 Scram! 54 00:06:12,720 --> 00:06:15,280 Take it easy, its okay... 55 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:35,560 - This is nuts, let's go home. - It's all right. 56 00:06:36,640 --> 00:06:38,720 Oh, hello there, Milan! 57 00:06:38,720 --> 00:06:42,360 Oh my sweet bundle of good cheer! 58 00:06:42,360 --> 00:06:44,440 What is the timing on that miracle? 59 00:06:44,440 --> 00:06:48,080 I need a pink babe for this little masterpiece 60 00:06:48,080 --> 00:06:50,680 I will premiere in October. 61 00:06:50,680 --> 00:06:53,800 We ought to make that easily! We're due on August 5th! 62 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:57,440 So we are here for an audition! That's what I call productivity. 63 00:06:57,440 --> 00:07:01,080 We artist don't pussyfoot around like you economists! 64 00:07:01,080 --> 00:07:04,720 I see: you hurry up, so that you could more productively 65 00:07:04,720 --> 00:07:06,760 - wait for Godot, right? - You said it! 66 00:07:07,320 --> 00:07:10,960 - What do we do now? - Wait. 67 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:17,160 - Yes, but while waiting. - What about hanging ourselves? 68 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:22,400 - It would give us an erection. - Let's go to the hospital. 69 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:26,520 I know you detest theater but you could bear with me for once! 70 00:07:28,120 --> 00:07:30,200 - Oh, my God! - What?! 71 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,320 I think I'm having the baby! 72 00:07:33,320 --> 00:07:37,480 Jesus Christ, excuse me... My wife is having a baby! 73 00:07:37,480 --> 00:07:40,080 This is a delicious persiflage! 74 00:07:40,080 --> 00:07:43,200 Please, isn't there a doctor here?! 75 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:45,760 Wait! This is some sort of a set-up... 76 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,440 The bag... 77 00:07:49,440 --> 00:07:53,560 Isn't there a doctor in the house tonight? 78 00:07:55,160 --> 00:07:57,200 Jiří Vondráček, gynecologist... 79 00:07:58,800 --> 00:08:03,440 Get me some hot water! And towels! First aid kit! 80 00:08:05,040 --> 00:08:08,640 - Dad, you stay right here! - But that's my wife in there! 81 00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:18,040 - Then adieu. - Adieu. 82 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:20,640 Adieu. 83 00:08:20,640 --> 00:08:22,160 Adieu... 84 00:08:25,840 --> 00:08:30,000 It's a boy, Dad! Congratulations! 85 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,600 They're both doing fine. Do you have a name for him? 86 00:08:36,760 --> 00:08:38,280 Kvido... 87 00:08:49,240 --> 00:08:52,840 Doctor, we're so grateful. 88 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:58,600 This is just a little token, if you don't mind... 89 00:08:58,600 --> 00:09:04,320 I don't mind, but tell me this: wasn't the baby a bit premature? 90 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,440 Well, they said August 5th... 91 00:09:07,440 --> 00:09:11,560 Yet you're lugging that meat with you everywhere already... 92 00:09:13,160 --> 00:09:18,840 Oh, don't worry! The meat is fresh! It's today's! 93 00:09:40,200 --> 00:09:44,360 They'd all look swell hanging off a lamppost! 94 00:09:44,360 --> 00:09:49,040 How could you think of hanging little Kvido's other grandpa?! 95 00:09:49,040 --> 00:09:52,680 - Fucking Commies! - Keep it down, will you! 96 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:56,800 Or somebody is going to hear you! Oh, they're here! 97 00:09:58,920 --> 00:10:01,000 - Hi. - Hello. 98 00:10:01,000 --> 00:10:05,680 So let me see that little preemie darling! 99 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:14,520 What a handsome baby! Doesn't he look just like his Dad? 100 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:18,680 Yes, he's a carbon copy of Aleš! 101 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:24,920 Isn't he a carbon copy of Milena?! 102 00:10:24,920 --> 00:10:30,640 Don't we look just like our mom? 103 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:34,800 No, we are no preemie! 104 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:44,160 But you will have to keep stuffing this baby, so he fills in! 105 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:50,360 Do we need to change a diaper? What's the matter? 106 00:10:51,960 --> 00:10:58,200 He just can't stand that infantile cooing. Watch this... 107 00:10:58,200 --> 00:11:01,320 What has Thou in Thine hand? 108 00:11:01,320 --> 00:11:06,520 I know, a glass of poison. How? Has Thou drunk all the venom? 109 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:11,160 Hasn't Thine frugality spared a drop for me? 110 00:11:14,320 --> 00:11:16,920 He likes it! 111 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,520 Sometimes I wonder if I hadn't conceived a genius... 112 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:23,680 He's born during Beckett and stuffed with Shakespeare! 113 00:11:23,680 --> 00:11:29,920 - What's he going to become? - He'll grow up to be a poet! 114 00:11:29,920 --> 00:11:33,040 - I don't know about that... - But I do! 115 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:37,720 A poet with a beret and a long scarf! 116 00:11:37,720 --> 00:11:41,360 A blue-eyed blond like Yesenin! 117 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:46,520 But first we have to stuff our poor little preemie to the gills! 118 00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:53,320 ANIMALS OF THE WORLD 119 00:11:53,320 --> 00:11:56,440 Let's go and look at the tigers, Kvido. 120 00:11:56,440 --> 00:12:01,120 Is this normal? He would rather read about the animals... 121 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:04,240 What is he going to be when he grows up? 122 00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:07,360 - An author, I firmly hope! - Oh, an author... 123 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:13,600 I've yet to hear of a four-year old who taught himself to read. 124 00:12:13,600 --> 00:12:17,760 He was only three and a half! 125 00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:21,360 Couldn't we go and sort this out in a candy store? 126 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:49,480 Get out of here! Get away! 127 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:53,600 I will show you bird seed, you goddamn bitches! Oh, no! 128 00:12:55,200 --> 00:13:00,880 I'm not talking about you, girls! No, no, you come here... 129 00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:05,040 This fucking life! 130 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:25,880 What is that? 131 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:31,040 It aren't the garbage men, I know that. 132 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:40,960 - Where are the parakeets? - Our sweethearts are gone! 133 00:13:40,960 --> 00:13:44,560 They're not gone! They are in a tree somewhere! 134 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:14,760 The Soviet tanks have entered our street... 135 00:14:14,760 --> 00:14:21,000 They are slowly drawing near. 136 00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:26,200 The people are trying to erect barricades. 137 00:14:26,200 --> 00:14:29,320 The occupying armies haven't managed to enter our building... 138 00:14:29,320 --> 00:14:33,480 I knew it! Goddamn Commies! 139 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:37,120 We can hear the sharp cracks of shots being fired. 140 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:41,800 People are fleeing toward our building 141 00:14:41,800 --> 00:14:46,480 screaming: "Dubček! Dubček!" And we second that sentiment... 142 00:14:46,480 --> 00:14:49,600 This was always bound to happen! 143 00:14:49,600 --> 00:14:54,280 Hundreds are trying to stop the Soviets 144 00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:57,400 advance with their own bodies... 145 00:14:57,400 --> 00:15:03,120 The building next door is pockmarked by bullets. 146 00:15:03,120 --> 00:15:09,360 Our people try to reason with the Soviet soldiers. 147 00:15:09,360 --> 00:15:16,120 Huge transport planes are flying overhead... 148 00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:19,240 Our ministry of exterior has been surrounded... 149 00:15:19,240 --> 00:15:22,360 Kvido, get dressed. 150 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,960 You and grandpa will go and put up some fliers. 151 00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:58,760 LOST: BLUE PARAKEETS 152 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,840 Stay right there. 153 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,440 How can you even think about some damn parakeets? 154 00:16:03,440 --> 00:16:07,080 - What sort of a Czech are you? - You can kiss my ass, comrade! 155 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,640 I always saw right through the sons of bitches! 156 00:16:32,560 --> 00:16:38,280 Dear friends, despite all the shots, despite all the emotion, 157 00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,360 let's keep our heads. 158 00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:43,480 The loss of even a single life is totally unnecessary. 159 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:48,160 We do want socialism, but a humane one! 160 00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:54,920 We believe that we will still secure our socialism... 161 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:59,080 Let's believe in that! We have no other choice. 162 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,160 Let's not allow them to provoke us. 163 00:17:01,160 --> 00:17:03,720 Let's believe that the truth shall prevail! 164 00:17:21,960 --> 00:17:26,640 - Christ, where have you been?! - They were boozing it up! 165 00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:30,240 We've been worried sick about you for three hours! 166 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:33,880 Are you crazy?! 167 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:40,160 The Soviets are playing this for keeps. 168 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:45,840 That economic reform of yours has really gotten their goat! 169 00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:53,160 The thing to do now is to disappear from that ministry job. 170 00:17:53,160 --> 00:17:57,840 I would recommend some industry with an export potential, 171 00:17:57,840 --> 00:18:00,960 where you will sell your German and your English. 172 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:06,160 So, there's the beer industry or the arms industry or glass... 173 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:11,360 - Zvára! He's in glass! - But he's somewhere in Sázava. 174 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:13,960 - I have a role here in Prague. - How many lines do you have? 175 00:18:13,960 --> 00:18:19,160 - Can't be more than five... - Eleven lines! 176 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,280 Is this what you slaved through the law school for? 177 00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,880 I'm sure they need lawyers there! 178 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,480 And by car it's only an hour away! 179 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,600 This is true: by car! 180 00:19:11,160 --> 00:19:15,840 Get a load of this air! So pure! 181 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:19,960 - Sure. I'm getting dizzy here. - You have to watch out for that! 182 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,160 Go, go... 183 00:19:25,720 --> 00:19:28,280 Go and fetch, Timur! 184 00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:34,040 This isn't like Prague, Kvido! This is clean water! 185 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,080 You can swim here all summer long! 186 00:19:36,640 --> 00:19:38,680 Hello there. 187 00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,320 Hello... 188 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:47,560 All right, this is it. 189 00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:52,760 Our new place, a gorgeous house overlooking the river. 190 00:19:52,760 --> 00:19:54,800 Finally, a dignified place to live. 191 00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,920 In the heart of nature... 192 00:20:20,320 --> 00:20:23,920 Gentlemen! Why here? This goes into the kitchen... 193 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,560 Why don't you ask your husband about that, young lady... 194 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,760 Tell me this isn't true! 195 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:53,600 We are getting that apartment they promised us, don't worry. 196 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,200 This is only temporary! 197 00:20:56,200 --> 00:21:01,360 Yeah, the Russian occupation is only temporary too! 198 00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:32,040 It looks like pneumonia at best. 199 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:35,720 Shouldn't you make her some tea? 200 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,280 That's a great idea, Kvido! Thanks! 201 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:00,640 Do you want some tea? 202 00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:06,880 Will you take some lemon, or is your life sour enough as it is? 203 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:10,520 Sugar? 204 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:28,000 You are them folks from Prague, right? Come on this way! 205 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:52,440 Good morning, children. 206 00:23:55,600 --> 00:24:00,800 This is Kvido Vítek. He has moved here from Prague, 207 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:04,960 so I hope you'll all give him a nice welcome. 208 00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:08,560 You can take the seat next to Jaruška for now, Kvido. 209 00:24:14,840 --> 00:24:17,400 So now the attendance... 210 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:23,160 I hope the sweetbreads in the lunchroom 211 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,760 aren't as provincial as everything else around here. 212 00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:30,960 Aleš is quite a linguist. 213 00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:34,080 He can do our business correspondence. 214 00:24:34,080 --> 00:24:36,640 That calls for a toast! 215 00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:43,960 - Onward into our collective! - I didn't have breakfast yet. 216 00:24:43,960 --> 00:24:46,520 So we will call this breakfast! 217 00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,680 - Cheers. - Cheers. 218 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:53,320 Ema... has... 219 00:24:53,320 --> 00:24:55,920 has... 220 00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:59,040 a Mom... 221 00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:04,760 Good. So how about you now, Kvido? 222 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,360 Can you try and read us something? 223 00:25:07,360 --> 00:25:11,000 Ema grinds meat. Ema grinds meat? 224 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:13,560 What sort of bunk is this? 225 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:43,240 - Good morning. - Step right in, comrade! 226 00:25:43,240 --> 00:25:45,280 Good morning, comrade director. 227 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:54,160 Look, I want to make something perfectly clear: 228 00:25:54,160 --> 00:26:00,920 we want no economic reforms here. And secondly: 229 00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:07,160 that dissident playwright Holub has a cottage here. 230 00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:12,360 - Your wife acted in his skits. - Yes, but that was ages ago... 231 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:14,920 He's a rightist element like nobody else's business! 232 00:26:18,080 --> 00:26:23,800 So look, I'm going to give you an opportunity here, 233 00:26:23,800 --> 00:26:27,440 but I want you to be politically visible, got that? 234 00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:30,520 - Are you in the Communist party? - No, I'm not. 235 00:26:32,640 --> 00:26:35,240 See... 236 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,840 So how about signing up for a Marx-Leninism course? 237 00:26:37,840 --> 00:26:42,520 I would love to, but I've got so many balls in the air right now. 238 00:26:42,520 --> 00:26:46,120 I mean what with the new job, the move... 239 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:50,800 So how do you intend to make yourself politically visible? 240 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:54,440 You tell me! 241 00:26:56,040 --> 00:27:00,680 As I was saying... once I get my bearings, then... 242 00:27:02,280 --> 00:27:05,400 - Do you own a dog? - Oh, no... 243 00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,960 My wife went into labor prematurely on account of a dog. 244 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:11,080 How about soccer? Do you play soccer? 245 00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,800 Our reserves have moved up... Did you know that? 246 00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:17,840 Didn't know that. 247 00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:23,040 So with you everything is going to be difficult, huh? 248 00:27:25,680 --> 00:27:30,360 - How do you like your apartment? - I'm glad you're bringing it up! 249 00:27:30,360 --> 00:27:34,520 It's sort of like living in a glass house in January. 250 00:27:34,520 --> 00:27:37,120 They said that as soon as that first-floor apartment opens up... 251 00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:43,880 That won't be for a while. Because right now, 252 00:27:43,880 --> 00:27:48,000 we have a politically visible family living there, got that? 253 00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:55,280 I do, loud and clear. 254 00:28:03,640 --> 00:28:08,800 Watch out for comrade Šperk, he's the big shot around here. 255 00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:17,160 Not only in the factory, but in the city hall and so on... 256 00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,760 If I stop drinking now, I will get a splitting headache... 257 00:28:21,320 --> 00:28:26,480 So why the hell would you stop? 258 00:28:46,280 --> 00:28:52,000 Go home, Ivan, Natasha's lonely for you... 259 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:57,720 - Better cut that out, Jirka. - We don't know our neighbors yet. 260 00:28:57,720 --> 00:29:01,320 All right, so now I'm going to fix us a real drink! 261 00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:09,640 This is what you call a Molotov cocktail! 262 00:29:11,760 --> 00:29:16,400 Wait, don't hog it all. This is what you use to blow up tanks! 263 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:24,200 - I joined the Communist party. - What? 264 00:29:24,760 --> 00:29:28,920 - I'm moving into a new apartment. - That's all he ever talks about. 265 00:29:28,920 --> 00:29:32,040 - No... - I sure did. 266 00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,640 Are you plastered? 267 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,280 I'm through with the Beau Geste. 268 00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:41,920 With this opponent, you need some strategy... 269 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:46,080 For me, the red color is just camouflage... 270 00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,720 And if you have any instinct for survival, 271 00:29:49,720 --> 00:29:51,800 then you'll do the same thing. 272 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,400 Do it for Kvido, for Christ's sake, 273 00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,480 or else Šperk will never let you out of this freezer. 274 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:12,680 We should go to bed. We're all getting up early tomorrow. 275 00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:05,080 Mrs. Vítek! 276 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,320 Can I have a word with your spouse? 277 00:31:10,320 --> 00:31:16,560 - Well, he's at work again. - On Sunday? 278 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:20,680 That's just what I said, too. 279 00:31:39,960 --> 00:31:41,480 You first. 280 00:31:42,560 --> 00:31:46,200 A doctor undressing before a patient? 281 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:49,280 - What a notion! - Then I'm not playing. 282 00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:54,000 Okay, all right... 283 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:57,080 Even if this is blackmail... 284 00:32:15,840 --> 00:32:20,480 Sin entered the world through a woman. Woman is sin. 285 00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:28,840 - Hello, parents. - Where have you been, Kvido? 286 00:32:28,840 --> 00:32:34,040 - This movie is for adults only. - This is true! Off to bed, buddy! 287 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:37,120 Calm down, parents. I'm going to read. 288 00:32:44,440 --> 00:32:49,640 The womb is the gate of hell, everything is driven 289 00:32:49,640 --> 00:32:53,760 by the lust of the body, which is insatiable in women. 290 00:33:02,640 --> 00:33:05,240 SEXUAL TECHNIQUES 291 00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:10,440 I need my scribe. He is versed in observing the accused. 292 00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:13,520 They have to be watched day and night. 293 00:33:14,080 --> 00:33:16,640 Thank you kindly. 294 00:33:17,200 --> 00:33:20,280 The devil is unusually crafty. 295 00:33:21,880 --> 00:33:25,480 I am aware of that, Mr. Selbstein. 296 00:33:28,640 --> 00:33:31,760 The judge's life is always in peril... 297 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:36,920 Suppose you reproduce! Where would that leave me? 298 00:33:37,480 --> 00:33:41,080 Are you going to stick me out in the hallway, or what? 299 00:33:49,440 --> 00:33:54,640 - Kvido? - Springtime is awful. 300 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:57,760 I didn't sleep a wink and I still don't know 301 00:33:57,760 --> 00:34:00,360 whether I've kept my sex-crazed parents in check... 302 00:34:00,360 --> 00:34:02,440 What's the matter with you, Kvido? 303 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:06,080 I wondered, could I take a little nap somewhere? 304 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,160 Like where? 305 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,800 The principal's chaise longue wouldn't be inappropriate. 306 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:15,920 No, I'm sure that comrade principal... 307 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,600 Comrade Šperková? 308 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:24,280 I've got an orator for your speech group... 309 00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:28,440 No, no, this is not your normal first-grader. 310 00:34:28,440 --> 00:34:29,960 This you have to see... 311 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:34,680 Comrade, do you know when a man enters the menopause? 312 00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:36,240 No, I don't. 313 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:39,840 When he thinks a woman smells bad while work smells great! 314 00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:44,560 What were you poking around in the office Sunday? 315 00:34:44,560 --> 00:34:47,680 I'm working out a complex analysis of the German market. 316 00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:50,800 I happen to have a wonderful sociological map... 317 00:34:50,800 --> 00:34:54,960 Look, I will level with you: 318 00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:58,080 even a divine analysis ain't worth a rat's ass, 319 00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,640 if you don't have flags! 320 00:35:01,200 --> 00:35:04,840 You aren't politically visible! So what did you figure out?! 321 00:35:04,840 --> 00:35:08,960 Well, to be honest, nothing. 322 00:35:10,040 --> 00:35:15,240 All right. You go and flush that analysis down the drain 323 00:35:15,240 --> 00:35:19,880 and then you finally take your head out of your ass! 324 00:35:27,200 --> 00:35:32,880 Aleš, how do you say "are you married" in German? 325 00:35:36,040 --> 00:35:39,640 And "take your clothes off?" 326 00:35:43,320 --> 00:35:45,880 And do you know, what this means: 327 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:49,560 No, what? 328 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:52,640 I have a rash doctor, and it itches. 329 00:35:55,280 --> 00:35:57,840 Oh, don't worry, I can take care of myself. 330 00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,720 Look, I know you're better. 331 00:36:06,720 --> 00:36:11,400 But do you know why I am going to Frankfurt instead of you? 332 00:36:11,400 --> 00:36:14,480 - Let's just drop it. - Because you are dumb! 333 00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:21,800 And I thought it was because I'm not in the Communist party. 334 00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:25,920 And you were right, too! And that's why you are dumb! 335 00:36:29,080 --> 00:36:33,760 Forgive me. I know you don't deserve this from me, but... 336 00:36:33,760 --> 00:36:35,280 Oh, fuck it! 337 00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:39,960 I'd really like to help you, but... 338 00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:45,160 Private Zvára! 339 00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:50,400 Aye, aye, sir! 340 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:53,520 Don't do anything I wouldn't do while abroad! 341 00:36:53,520 --> 00:36:55,560 - I will, sir! - Dismissed! 342 00:37:15,360 --> 00:37:18,440 Good morning, comrade Šperková. 343 00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,840 Sit down, class. 344 00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:34,600 I came to hear you read. 345 00:37:34,600 --> 00:37:39,760 So Kvido, start on page 11. 346 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:46,040 Jano is Slovak. He speaks another language. 347 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:49,680 Jirka and Alenka like the Slovak saying: 348 00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:55,920 "Mama has cooked oodles of yummy yummy noodles." 349 00:37:55,920 --> 00:38:01,640 That's enough. You are a fine reader, Kvido. 350 00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:06,320 How would you like to recite lovely poems with other children? 351 00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:11,520 I don't know, to be honest. It's only an interpretive art... 352 00:38:11,520 --> 00:38:14,640 I would much rather attempt to write something original. 353 00:38:14,640 --> 00:38:19,320 But you can do that, too. After our shows, for example. 354 00:38:19,320 --> 00:38:23,440 - I will consider it. - Well, fine... 355 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:32,320 You could be reciting with Jaruška... 356 00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:36,960 How would you like to recite nice poems, Jaruška? 357 00:38:50,520 --> 00:38:55,680 - František, it's Tuesday. - You bet, Mrs. Zita. 358 00:38:56,240 --> 00:39:01,440 The parade demonstrated the Polish Army's readiness 359 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:03,480 to defend socialism. 360 00:39:04,040 --> 00:39:09,240 This was the launch of the Soviet intergalactic probe... 361 00:39:09,240 --> 00:39:12,320 This reel will be over in ten minutes. 362 00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:21,720 - So take it off. - After extensive probes of Venus, 363 00:39:21,720 --> 00:39:25,360 the Soviet science concluded that man will never fly there. 364 00:39:25,360 --> 00:39:28,960 The Venus environment is unsuitable for human life. 365 00:39:34,200 --> 00:39:38,320 It's clear as day: you're expecting. 366 00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:51,320 - Have you ever worn a real mink? - What? 367 00:39:59,680 --> 00:40:02,760 - What's... - It looks great on you... 368 00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:10,600 Like on all the slim women. 369 00:40:10,600 --> 00:40:13,720 That comrade who wore it here is like a butterball... 370 00:40:13,720 --> 00:40:18,400 This isn't yours? I don't want to cause you even more problems. 371 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,000 They can't do anything to me anymore. 372 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:24,640 So what do all those pregnant ladies do who used to say: 373 00:40:24,640 --> 00:40:29,280 - If you want a painless baby... - Doctor Zita is your lady... 374 00:40:30,880 --> 00:40:32,920 Quiet! 375 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,120 Are you really delivering this baby out there in the sticks? 376 00:40:37,120 --> 00:40:42,840 - I have no choice. - How is it over there? 377 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,480 - Don't even ask... - What about Kvido? 378 00:40:46,480 --> 00:40:50,120 He's the only one who likes it there. 379 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:56,360 Lenin lived! Lenin lives! Lenin shall live! 380 00:40:56,360 --> 00:40:59,960 Lenin beacon, Lenin bell. 381 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:32,200 At last, comrade! Somebody in your family is visible! 382 00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:42,640 - My God, what happened to him? - Nothing! 383 00:41:42,640 --> 00:41:46,240 Don't be so bug-eyed about everything! Let's go sledding! 384 00:41:54,600 --> 00:41:57,160 Hurry up, Kvido! 385 00:41:58,760 --> 00:42:01,880 - Come on, let's go! - Easy, will you. Wait! 386 00:42:01,880 --> 00:42:03,920 Shush and come on! 387 00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,680 Perilous, but breathtaking... 388 00:42:25,280 --> 00:42:27,880 As smart as you are you have no sense at all! 389 00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:30,440 How could you get so wet when it's so cold out there?! 390 00:42:32,560 --> 00:42:35,120 Hurry up and hit the sack! 391 00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:43,960 Bedtime right now. 392 00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:47,080 And lights out. 393 00:42:49,720 --> 00:42:51,760 Good night. 394 00:43:00,120 --> 00:43:03,080 We are all going to die here. 395 00:43:19,880 --> 00:43:24,040 His temperature is up to 38.9°C. What really scares me, though, 396 00:43:24,040 --> 00:43:26,640 is how irregularly he's breathing... 397 00:43:26,640 --> 00:43:29,240 It could be pneumonia. 398 00:43:29,240 --> 00:43:31,840 We are taking him to the hospital in any case. 399 00:43:31,840 --> 00:43:34,960 I'd like to ride to the hospital with you. 400 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,600 I'm supposed to check in there soon anyway... 401 00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:42,240 Of course! This place is a health hazard! 402 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:45,360 Would you like to come with us, too? 403 00:43:45,360 --> 00:43:47,960 Thank you, but I can't. Come on... 404 00:43:47,960 --> 00:43:51,080 I'll have a talk with Šperk, this can't go on like this. 405 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:56,760 Better you go to his wife and say that her top orator is dying. 406 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,920 Timur! 407 00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:33,680 Mr. Vítek, come on in! 408 00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:43,080 So you knew about this all that time? 409 00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:46,200 All I asked of him was that he be politically visible! 410 00:44:46,200 --> 00:44:51,400 This is why my best orator is risking his larynx in that igloo! 411 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,440 What about me, damn it?! 412 00:44:55,040 --> 00:44:59,200 - Who's got Pitora's old house? - Deputy Burda is moving there. 413 00:44:59,200 --> 00:45:03,320 - He is not in there yet? - He's moving this week! 414 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:08,560 No, he's not! That's where Kvido is going to live and that's that! 415 00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:11,160 They don't even put up any flags! 416 00:45:11,160 --> 00:45:14,800 And Pitora's house is right on our parade route! 417 00:45:14,800 --> 00:45:18,960 Well, as far as the flags, I don't see any problem... 418 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,520 - They will be there. - You'd better shut up! 419 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:24,640 That would amount to a provocation! 420 00:45:26,240 --> 00:45:29,360 You're going to give him the keys tomorrow. 421 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:31,440 - Oh, come on, Nina, wait... - Don't "come on" me! 422 00:45:31,440 --> 00:45:33,480 He gets them and that's it! 423 00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:49,600 Okay. Yeah. 424 00:45:55,360 --> 00:45:57,920 So come by tomorrow morning, you... 425 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:04,680 - You economist... - Thank you. 426 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,880 So here they are. 427 00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,680 That apartment's on the third floor, with a view of the river. 428 00:46:16,680 --> 00:46:22,400 Forgive me but yesterday your wife promised me a house... 429 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:24,480 You would better grab while I'm giving! 430 00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:27,600 I must be stupid, I completely misunderstood her... 431 00:46:27,600 --> 00:46:33,280 I will have to go and get it squared away with your wife. 432 00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:40,560 So fine... 433 00:46:44,240 --> 00:46:47,360 For a house, you need a dog! 434 00:46:47,360 --> 00:46:52,040 I will sell you a puppy for twenty grand. 435 00:46:52,040 --> 00:46:57,240 But that's impossible, dogs drive my wife insane! 436 00:46:57,240 --> 00:46:59,280 What dogs? 437 00:46:59,840 --> 00:47:04,520 I said a pup. One more thing! 438 00:47:04,520 --> 00:47:07,600 You are about to get so goddam visible, you'll shit bricks! 439 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:34,680 I have a fairy tale of a house 440 00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:41,440 Its roof reaches to the skies 441 00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:48,720 And no one knows How it suits you 442 00:47:48,720 --> 00:47:55,960 To dwell so near the clouds, So near the stars... 443 00:49:28,560 --> 00:49:31,680 Did you join the Communist party? 444 00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:36,840 No, not that bad. It wasn't for free, though... 445 00:49:45,720 --> 00:49:48,280 Come here, come on... Good dog. 446 00:49:48,840 --> 00:49:50,920 Put that beast away! 447 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:56,120 You lock up that stinking cur, or it will stop my lactation! 448 00:49:56,120 --> 00:50:00,280 This is a nice little pup! Missy! She's incredibly gentle. 449 00:50:00,280 --> 00:50:01,840 She only wants to lick your hand! 450 00:50:01,840 --> 00:50:04,440 Not on your life! Put that monster away! 451 00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:07,520 Oh, come on. Without her, we'd never have this house. 452 00:50:11,720 --> 00:50:14,280 Look, Kvido's not scared of her! 453 00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:20,520 So what else should I prepare myself for? 454 00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:29,920 Nothing too horrible: some soccer, 455 00:50:29,920 --> 00:50:31,960 some Leninism courses... 456 00:50:32,520 --> 00:50:35,600 Won't you try and pet her, please? 457 00:50:36,680 --> 00:50:39,240 Please... 458 00:51:01,120 --> 00:51:06,800 - Well? So how was it? - It was like stroking a dead rat. 459 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,720 5000 GOALS 460 00:51:37,520 --> 00:51:43,240 I was supposed to hit that with the outside of the instep... 461 00:51:43,240 --> 00:51:46,320 You can forget about soccer, Jack! 462 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,480 Missy stop! 463 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:06,600 Missy! 464 00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:12,840 Damn, the soccer shoes are history! 465 00:52:34,720 --> 00:52:42,000 All the ideological, educational and propagandist work 466 00:52:42,000 --> 00:52:48,760 has to be raised to the level of those great, 467 00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:54,480 complex tasks that the party solves 468 00:52:54,480 --> 00:53:00,200 in the course of the process of improving socialism. 469 00:53:00,200 --> 00:53:03,280 The party committees at all levels... 470 00:54:28,080 --> 00:54:32,200 - Now can I pull him out?! - I clearly said: ten minutes. 471 00:54:50,440 --> 00:54:54,040 At least throw it in, you fucking engineer! 472 00:54:54,600 --> 00:54:56,120 Come here, Missy! 473 00:54:58,760 --> 00:55:01,320 It's been ten minutes already! 474 00:55:02,400 --> 00:55:04,960 Hurry up, before I strangle him! Substitution! 475 00:55:20,080 --> 00:55:23,720 Well, you saw it yourself... 476 00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:27,840 What're you talking about?! You were visible! 477 00:55:35,680 --> 00:55:41,920 Don't take it so hard. I wasn't an ace orator right away, either. 478 00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:43,480 Thanks, Kvido, you are a nice kid. 479 00:55:43,480 --> 00:55:46,600 I will go and practice with you every night, if you want me to. 480 00:55:46,600 --> 00:55:48,680 You are sweet, but this is hopeless. 481 00:55:48,680 --> 00:55:51,800 What if they kick us out of the house again? 482 00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,360 That would be the end of your marriage, too... 483 00:55:55,440 --> 00:55:57,480 You may have a point there. 484 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:04,760 Dad, I am dying! 485 00:56:05,840 --> 00:56:07,880 'Et tu, Brutus!' (Even you, Brutus!) 486 00:56:39,640 --> 00:56:41,680 Pass the ball, Dad! 487 00:56:43,280 --> 00:56:47,400 - Hi, Paco! How's my outdoorsman? - Like always... 488 00:56:47,960 --> 00:56:49,480 Come on, play! 489 00:56:52,120 --> 00:56:54,160 Watch out, Missy! 490 00:56:54,720 --> 00:56:56,760 Paco, hold it! 491 00:57:33,200 --> 00:57:36,800 You still planning on going anywhere today, chief? 492 00:58:01,800 --> 00:58:05,960 Did you lose your mind? What are you doing? 493 00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,040 The town's crawling with cops 494 00:58:08,040 --> 00:58:09,560 and you're driving on the wrong side! 495 00:58:18,440 --> 00:58:22,080 What's the big idea here? 496 00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,160 The force of habit! I'm just back from London! 497 00:58:24,160 --> 00:58:25,720 Do they allow personal vehicles on the premises over there? 498 00:58:25,720 --> 00:58:28,280 No, but I have got samples in the trunk that I have to return. 499 00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:32,440 It's all fucked up royal! Pardon me, ma'am! 500 00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:44,440 We saw all sorts of things over in Albion, comrades! 501 00:58:44,440 --> 00:58:50,160 Even saw those poor folks living in paper boxes under that bridge. 502 00:58:50,160 --> 00:58:53,800 - What's the name of that bridge? - Charring Cross. 503 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:57,440 You know, capitalism really ain't no picnic. 504 00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:00,040 This is for real, this isn't some propaganda. 505 00:59:00,040 --> 00:59:02,600 I don't want to distort anything: 506 00:59:03,160 --> 00:59:08,360 they did have some beautiful dogs there... 507 00:59:08,360 --> 00:59:12,520 Anyway, I think we did a pretty good job over there. 508 00:59:12,520 --> 00:59:18,240 I will let comrade deputy give you the details. 509 00:59:18,240 --> 00:59:20,840 Thank you, comrade Šperk. 510 00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:25,000 It's somewhat of a paradox that the biggest deal we were able 511 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:28,120 to close in London is with Balkan Import Of Yugoslavia. 512 00:59:28,120 --> 00:59:31,240 Their delegation is flying in to iron out 513 00:59:31,240 --> 00:59:33,320 the final details of a large order. 514 00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,440 You got the dorm ready for them Yugos? 515 00:59:36,440 --> 00:59:40,560 They're changing the sheets there even as we speak. 516 00:59:41,120 --> 00:59:43,160 Good. 517 00:59:54,120 --> 00:59:56,680 Hello. Welcome... 518 00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:01,920 Comrade Mlčoch, comrade Kelbl, 519 01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:03,480 comrade Reimont, 520 01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:06,040 comrade Jírová... 521 01:00:12,320 --> 01:00:14,360 comrade Vítek. 522 01:00:39,880 --> 01:00:43,480 What is this?! You can't be serious! 523 01:00:44,040 --> 01:00:46,600 Forget it! 524 01:01:00,160 --> 01:01:04,320 Mirjana has made an interesting observation. 525 01:01:04,320 --> 01:01:07,960 What excites her about the export/import business 526 01:01:07,960 --> 01:01:10,560 is the opportunity to meet new and interesting people. 527 01:01:10,560 --> 01:01:12,080 Yes. 528 01:01:15,240 --> 01:01:18,360 - So what do you say to that? - Well, I don't say anything. 529 01:01:18,360 --> 01:01:21,960 - What do you mean?! - Well, I say "nothing". 530 01:01:25,120 --> 01:01:31,880 Mirjana senses great wisdom and serenity in you. 531 01:01:31,880 --> 01:01:36,560 Tell her that, in reality, it's old age and total resignation. 532 01:01:36,560 --> 01:01:40,160 So say something about what do, or did... Talk to her! 533 01:01:40,720 --> 01:01:43,320 I'm speechless with amazement, that's what I'm doing. 534 01:01:43,320 --> 01:01:46,960 And what I've done in life? The kids. I didn't do languages. 535 01:01:46,960 --> 01:01:50,560 Or else I wouldn't be sitting here like an ass right now. 536 01:01:57,360 --> 01:02:00,480 - He's lying. - Watch your mouth! 537 01:02:00,480 --> 01:02:03,040 Let her learn Czech, if she wants to understand us so much. 538 01:02:07,240 --> 01:02:10,360 - And what do you like? - Kiss off! 539 01:02:10,360 --> 01:02:12,960 You cannot tell Mirjana what excites you in life? 540 01:02:12,960 --> 01:02:17,600 Christ! I like cherry marmalade, warm wind, Charles Bridge... 541 01:02:18,680 --> 01:02:24,920 Taste, intelligence and tolerance... 542 01:02:24,920 --> 01:02:28,000 And I like you, sometimes. 543 01:02:28,560 --> 01:02:31,640 Make sure you translate that you coward, I'm going to bed. 544 01:02:34,800 --> 01:02:36,840 Good night. 545 01:02:43,640 --> 01:02:46,200 So what are you staring at, boys?! It's your bedtime too! 546 01:02:53,000 --> 01:02:57,160 - You leave them alone there? - You think they'll be scared? 547 01:02:57,160 --> 01:03:00,800 Your Dad's a little too brave, if anything... 548 01:03:00,800 --> 01:03:02,840 Go to bed. 549 01:03:04,440 --> 01:03:07,000 CRIME AND PUNISHMENT 550 01:03:23,160 --> 01:03:26,760 - I'll take Paco with us. - Out of the question. 551 01:03:27,320 --> 01:03:32,000 He could fall overboard and you'd never notice. 552 01:03:32,000 --> 01:03:35,640 - Then Kvido can come with us. - Are you out of your mind?! 553 01:03:35,640 --> 01:03:38,200 What am I, Jack London? 554 01:03:39,280 --> 01:03:43,920 - Go on, Kvido. - Or maybe I will go, after all. 555 01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:56,920 Home before dark! 556 01:04:03,720 --> 01:04:06,840 What a crock of banalities! 557 01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:09,960 Oh, get off it, you moralist! You're a man, too, now! 558 01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:12,520 You look like an idiot with your tongue hanging out! 559 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:27,080 Kvido! What do say to that?! 560 01:04:29,720 --> 01:04:32,280 Dig in! 561 01:04:38,040 --> 01:04:43,720 - Carpe diem! We only live once! - You're going to tip us over! 562 01:05:29,520 --> 01:05:35,200 Kvido! Paco! Your hot dogs will burst! 563 01:06:03,840 --> 01:06:07,440 - Here you have a clean plate. - That's all right, Dad. 564 01:06:12,680 --> 01:06:15,240 - I washed a plate for you! - That's all right, Dad. 565 01:06:17,360 --> 01:06:19,400 Kvido, Jaruška! 566 01:06:39,720 --> 01:06:42,840 I'm very fond of Jaruška, 567 01:06:42,840 --> 01:06:47,000 but I don't think it's smart to focus on a single girl so soon. 568 01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:49,080 Am I supposed to chase skirts 569 01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:53,720 just because my old man has public polygamist tendencies? 570 01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:57,400 Kvido, how about we go for a walk, you and I? 571 01:06:57,400 --> 01:06:59,960 I can't. I'm writing a short story. 572 01:07:00,520 --> 01:07:03,080 Our Kvido in the fearsome grip of puberty! 573 01:07:37,960 --> 01:07:40,520 BEEF MART 574 01:07:45,240 --> 01:07:48,360 Do you have any tanned, muscular ones? 575 01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:51,480 The tanned ones are all gone. 576 01:07:51,480 --> 01:07:54,560 - What about that one? - This? That's sold already. 577 01:07:57,720 --> 01:08:02,920 Why don't you buy that four-eyed shorty, Jaruška? 578 01:08:02,920 --> 01:08:06,520 You buy him yourself! You're still sleeping with your dolls! 579 01:08:15,920 --> 01:08:19,560 - What do think? - It's odd. 580 01:08:19,560 --> 01:08:22,680 - It's odd and it's obscene. - That's exactly how you pick us! 581 01:08:22,680 --> 01:08:27,320 Not me! And I don't want you to write about me again! 582 01:08:33,600 --> 01:08:38,800 Our local dissident. Mom once played bit roles in his plays. 583 01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:42,440 Now she's scared she might run into him in a store. 584 01:08:42,440 --> 01:08:48,680 - Why don't you write about that? - Christ, that's so banal! 585 01:08:48,680 --> 01:08:51,800 I like you a lot, but don't tell me what to write about. 586 01:08:51,800 --> 01:08:54,400 It's just that I wouldn't mind reading about that... 587 01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:58,040 But there's nothing there! There's no story. 588 01:08:58,040 --> 01:09:02,680 No subtext, no significance. Just a flat nothing. The end. 589 01:09:06,880 --> 01:09:08,920 Milk... 590 01:09:16,760 --> 01:09:21,440 - Oh, hi there, Milan! - Hello... 591 01:09:21,440 --> 01:09:23,480 - Excuse me. - Pardon me. 592 01:09:24,560 --> 01:09:26,640 So how's everything with you? 593 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:31,320 Well, that would make for a long talk. Good morning. 594 01:09:31,320 --> 01:09:33,360 Good morning. 595 01:09:33,920 --> 01:09:38,040 If you feel like it, why don't you stop by sometime? 596 01:09:38,600 --> 01:09:42,240 Well, how about tonight? 597 01:09:42,240 --> 01:09:48,440 - Sounds good to me! - So all right, tonight it is. 598 01:09:51,080 --> 01:09:55,760 Then I should get a chicken, or maybe a couple of them... 599 01:09:55,760 --> 01:09:59,360 Out of the question. I'm buying one of the chickens. 600 01:10:03,560 --> 01:10:06,680 We can still call it off. 601 01:10:06,680 --> 01:10:11,320 But they don't have people tailing him on weekends, do they? 602 01:10:11,880 --> 01:10:13,960 No, they don't. 603 01:10:13,960 --> 01:10:17,600 Maybe we should take the boys with us anyway, though. 604 01:10:17,600 --> 01:10:22,760 - Kvido can read his story there. - That's a good idea. 605 01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:27,440 "The end." 606 01:10:34,760 --> 01:10:43,600 Well, I'll tell you, it's not bad, not bad at all. 607 01:10:43,600 --> 01:10:48,280 Maybe the ending struck me as a little too dark... 608 01:10:48,280 --> 01:10:51,920 But that may be because those boys can't talk, right? 609 01:10:51,920 --> 01:10:55,520 Whereas we are able to talk and, in the end, 610 01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:01,280 nearly every woman can finally be talked into it. 611 01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:02,800 You think so? 612 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:11,120 That must be our surveillance! 613 01:11:15,840 --> 01:11:17,920 No, these are the local cops. 614 01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:20,480 You'll have to go around the back, they might know you. 615 01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:25,160 Let's go, hurry up! 616 01:11:25,720 --> 01:11:28,800 Paco, come here! Let's go! Quietly! 617 01:11:29,360 --> 01:11:32,480 - How around the back? - There's a hole in the fence! 618 01:11:32,480 --> 01:11:34,000 Here! 619 01:11:36,640 --> 01:11:38,680 Here's the hole! 620 01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:53,280 Good evening! Your identity cards, please! 621 01:11:53,280 --> 01:11:56,880 Visiting friends? Sit down, Timur! 622 01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:00,000 That's all right. 623 01:12:02,640 --> 01:12:06,760 Go, go, go on! 624 01:12:16,160 --> 01:12:18,720 Good morning, Mr. engineer. 625 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:26,520 Oh, comrade director's expecting you. 626 01:12:28,120 --> 01:12:35,400 I'm not keeping a political adventurer in a position 627 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:40,600 of such responsibility! Here is a list of five jobs. 628 01:12:40,600 --> 01:12:43,160 You are reporting to one of them tomorrow morning! 629 01:12:55,680 --> 01:12:59,800 Christ, something like this can only happen in our country. 630 01:13:02,440 --> 01:13:07,080 Take it easy... Good morning, comrade director! 631 01:13:13,360 --> 01:13:16,440 The young lady will soon get used to it, you'll see. 632 01:13:26,880 --> 01:13:30,000 - Should I go and card them? - Go for it, Mr. engineer! 633 01:13:30,000 --> 01:13:31,520 So here I go... 634 01:13:36,240 --> 01:13:38,840 Do you have a permission to drive onto these premises? 635 01:13:38,840 --> 01:13:40,400 - Good morning. - Good morning. 636 01:13:40,400 --> 01:13:42,440 - Engineer Vítek, am I right? - Yes, what's this about? 637 01:13:43,000 --> 01:13:45,560 I've got something for you, comrade Vítek. 638 01:13:47,680 --> 01:13:50,760 We're looking forward to it... 639 01:14:03,800 --> 01:14:06,880 - Good morning. - Hail to labor. 640 01:14:10,040 --> 01:14:11,560 Zbyňa! 641 01:14:30,320 --> 01:14:34,480 So did you sign up to snitch for the secret police, Father? 642 01:14:34,480 --> 01:14:36,000 Hi, Dad. 643 01:14:55,800 --> 01:15:01,000 - What're you doing, Aleš? - Why are you all looking at me? 644 01:15:01,000 --> 01:15:03,600 I'm not letting them charge me with common theft. 645 01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:06,160 What happened to you there? 646 01:15:06,720 --> 01:15:09,840 I swore I won't divulge anything. 647 01:15:09,840 --> 01:15:11,920 So don't ask me to compromise myself right away. 648 01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:15,560 Jesus, Dad! Maybe it was a dumb joke, but... 649 01:15:15,560 --> 01:15:17,080 Drop it! 650 01:15:25,440 --> 01:15:28,000 Aleš... 651 01:15:48,320 --> 01:15:51,400 THE WONDERFUL YEARS 652 01:16:17,440 --> 01:16:21,040 - You're not sleeping yet? - No, but I was fading fast. 653 01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:27,320 - Mom... - That's all right, Kvido. 654 01:16:27,320 --> 01:16:29,400 Should I try and have a talk with him? 655 01:16:29,400 --> 01:16:31,960 No, just go to bed... 656 01:16:35,640 --> 01:16:38,200 And be so kind and turn off that light. 657 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:05,760 Let's bust our butts! So we can fry lots of potato pancakes! 658 01:17:09,440 --> 01:17:11,520 What're you, catching a cold? 659 01:17:11,520 --> 01:17:15,160 No, but I guess I'm allergic even to the potato stalks. 660 01:17:15,160 --> 01:17:17,720 Man, I'd have a cure for that! 661 01:17:20,880 --> 01:17:25,000 A little snack for you, boys and girls! 662 01:17:43,760 --> 01:17:47,920 - What's the matter with you? - Nothing. Why? 663 01:17:47,920 --> 01:17:49,960 I don't know, but something's the matter. 664 01:17:50,520 --> 01:17:54,120 - You didn't even eat. - I'm not hungry. 665 01:17:59,360 --> 01:18:01,960 What's wrong with you, Kvido? 666 01:18:01,960 --> 01:18:05,080 Nothing. Just because I'm not lugging your buckets 667 01:18:05,080 --> 01:18:07,120 doesn't mean anything's wrong. 668 01:18:08,720 --> 01:18:11,280 Won't you tell me? 669 01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:16,520 They demoted my old man to a security guard 670 01:18:16,520 --> 01:18:20,120 and he's not handling it very well, he pretty much fell apart. 671 01:18:23,280 --> 01:18:26,880 - Why didn't you tell me? - Why should I tell you? 672 01:18:27,960 --> 01:18:30,000 Well, who else? 673 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:44,040 - Where's Paco? - What? 674 01:18:45,120 --> 01:18:47,200 I said, where's Paco? 675 01:18:47,200 --> 01:18:51,840 He's off camping somewhere. My God... 676 01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:55,520 - Why are you whispering, father? - I'm not whispering. 677 01:18:55,520 --> 01:18:58,120 - You are. -I'm not. - Would you tell him that he is? 678 01:18:58,120 --> 01:19:01,720 Aleš, you are. And it's not normal. 679 01:19:03,320 --> 01:19:05,360 So I'm whispering, so... 680 01:19:06,440 --> 01:19:10,600 Why? And why are you breaking our glasses, 681 01:19:10,600 --> 01:19:13,200 and hiding our books and pictures? 682 01:19:13,200 --> 01:19:16,280 Or did you burn them already, like a true agent?! 683 01:19:21,520 --> 01:19:24,120 I'm worried about certain things... 684 01:19:24,120 --> 01:19:28,280 - Like losing that guard job? - I'm worried about us! 685 01:19:28,280 --> 01:19:31,880 Don't you get it?! They can do anything! Anything at all! 686 01:19:40,760 --> 01:19:43,880 THE WONDERFUL YEARS 687 01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:46,440 THAT SUCKED 688 01:19:57,920 --> 01:20:00,520 Come and look for yourselves, if you don't trust me! 689 01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:02,560 Look at what? That trailer? 690 01:20:03,120 --> 01:20:08,320 That's some construction... Water management, or something. 691 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:09,880 Construction, huh? 692 01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:13,000 What do you think it is? A KGB stake-out? 693 01:20:13,000 --> 01:20:15,040 What about that antenna? 694 01:20:18,200 --> 01:20:21,320 I've been watching them. There are six of them. 695 01:20:21,320 --> 01:20:26,000 They keep switching regularly, yet they always keep one man in. 696 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:29,640 Father, they're building some concrete trough there! 697 01:20:29,640 --> 01:20:34,280 Why would they bother with some stupid trough?! 698 01:21:45,040 --> 01:21:47,080 Now watch. 699 01:21:48,160 --> 01:21:52,280 If they don't have a dog, then you're going to see something! 700 01:22:15,720 --> 01:22:19,320 If you throw up again, you are cleaning it up yourself. 701 01:22:24,560 --> 01:22:26,640 So? 702 01:22:26,640 --> 01:22:28,720 I'm going there. It's been 40 minutes. 703 01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:31,320 No way! I'm not losing my son too! 704 01:22:31,320 --> 01:22:33,920 Take some tranquilizers and calm down! 705 01:22:33,920 --> 01:22:37,040 What do you know about all those horrors? 706 01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:39,640 The assassinations, the deportations?! 707 01:22:39,640 --> 01:22:41,160 - You are nuts! - Kvido! 708 01:22:43,280 --> 01:22:46,880 So hold it! 709 01:22:52,120 --> 01:22:55,760 Take it easy... 710 01:22:55,760 --> 01:22:59,400 Attention! Now everybody to our house... 711 01:22:59,400 --> 01:23:01,480 My husband's going to be real happy about that... 712 01:23:01,480 --> 01:23:03,000 Attention... 713 01:23:04,080 --> 01:23:08,200 I took a ride on a Tatra 148! 714 01:23:08,760 --> 01:23:13,960 Sergeant Miga, army corps of engineers, Prague. 715 01:23:13,960 --> 01:23:17,080 If you still suspect us, sir, then I'll gladly swear 716 01:23:17,080 --> 01:23:20,160 that the party chairman is an old prick! 717 01:23:28,520 --> 01:23:30,040 Not here, no way... 718 01:23:33,720 --> 01:23:36,800 - Jaruška! - I warned you about this! 719 01:23:57,120 --> 01:24:00,240 Now you are off to the university 720 01:24:00,240 --> 01:24:02,320 where you'll find yourself some Prague girl... 721 01:24:02,320 --> 01:24:04,880 - With glasses and tons of books. - Come on... 722 01:24:07,520 --> 01:24:11,160 It sure doesn't seem as if you cared about me either way. 723 01:24:11,160 --> 01:24:12,680 How come? 724 01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:16,880 - You know... - That's not true. 725 01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:18,920 You just can't rush me so much! 726 01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:23,120 Haven't I been the very picture of patience? But now 727 01:24:23,120 --> 01:24:26,720 that I'm going away to school, it calls for extreme measures! 728 01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:43,360 - Let's put our clothes back on. - Not yet! 729 01:24:54,320 --> 01:24:56,400 I'm sorry. 730 01:24:56,400 --> 01:25:01,600 That's normal. I saw it in this movie with Neckář. 731 01:25:01,600 --> 01:25:04,160 Oh, yeah? Premature ejaculation. 732 01:25:10,440 --> 01:25:13,000 Am I glad you're back! 733 01:25:13,560 --> 01:25:17,160 I have to show you something. 734 01:25:26,040 --> 01:25:28,080 Look at, 735 01:25:29,160 --> 01:25:32,760 your father is making a coffin. 736 01:25:34,880 --> 01:25:39,520 That's the piano teacher, which may be more appropriate. 737 01:25:41,120 --> 01:25:45,280 Do you see that pipe? Mr. Dvořák was going to take it away... 738 01:25:45,280 --> 01:25:46,840 So now what? 739 01:25:46,840 --> 01:25:50,440 František, would you make us some coffee, please? 740 01:25:53,080 --> 01:25:56,720 Well, our very best psychiatrist is Dr. Liehr. 741 01:25:56,720 --> 01:25:59,280 They even gave him some scholarship in the States. 742 01:26:01,920 --> 01:26:06,040 - Do you know him well? - I delivered his children. 743 01:26:06,600 --> 01:26:09,200 So where is he working now? 744 01:26:09,200 --> 01:26:13,840 Your husband has drawn some pictures for me... 745 01:26:15,440 --> 01:26:22,720 Do you think there's anything that could help him, doctor? 746 01:26:22,720 --> 01:26:27,920 Sure: a successful counterrevolution. 747 01:26:27,920 --> 01:26:32,560 But until then, we'll just have to keep him preoccupied... 748 01:26:33,120 --> 01:26:40,400 Well, you know, my husband has, or rather he had, 749 01:26:40,400 --> 01:26:44,560 but maybe in a way he still does have... 750 01:26:44,560 --> 01:26:46,600 A lover in Yugoslavia. 751 01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:16,800 So unfortunately, Mirjana is extremely busy. 752 01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:19,360 So she's not interested in security guards. 753 01:27:23,040 --> 01:27:27,720 She's only into leading cadres. Well, so that's that. 754 01:27:27,720 --> 01:27:30,840 I'm washing my hands of this, this was your idea. 755 01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:37,080 We only have one last shot at getting him out of this. 756 01:27:37,080 --> 01:27:39,680 - A baby. - What?! 757 01:27:39,680 --> 01:27:43,800 Yes, I am convinced that a baby would distract him. 758 01:27:44,360 --> 01:27:46,960 Mother, please, keep in mind that you're over forty! 759 01:27:46,960 --> 01:27:50,040 No, not my baby. Your baby! 760 01:27:51,120 --> 01:27:54,760 What? My baby? What sort of bunk is this?! 761 01:27:54,760 --> 01:27:59,920 It's the only solution there is. You'll have to do it for him. 762 01:28:02,040 --> 01:28:07,760 It's like this: If you want to have my baby anyway, 763 01:28:07,760 --> 01:28:12,920 then why not do it now? While it might help my Dad. 764 01:28:13,480 --> 01:28:16,600 - Okay. - What do you mean, "okay?" 765 01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:18,640 - I said okay. - Wait! 766 01:28:44,680 --> 01:28:48,320 - Milena? The ficus too? - I think so, Dad. 767 01:28:48,320 --> 01:28:54,560 Ficuses don't release anything. She can't be allergic to a ficus. 768 01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:58,160 - Why take a chance? - All right... 769 01:29:14,320 --> 01:29:22,080 So grandpa, grandma, it's high time now! Let's go! 770 01:29:29,400 --> 01:29:32,520 There's still time. You can still change your mind! 771 01:29:32,520 --> 01:29:34,080 But I want to. 772 01:29:34,080 --> 01:29:38,760 Okay, but I don't want you to blame me one day and say 773 01:29:38,760 --> 01:29:40,800 I manipulated you into it! 774 01:29:42,400 --> 01:29:43,920 Don't worry. 775 01:29:48,640 --> 01:29:52,800 Oh, this is so lovely! Your Mom's so nice! 776 01:29:52,800 --> 01:29:55,400 Now I know what they mean when they say 777 01:29:55,400 --> 01:29:57,960 "the responsibility of the penalty shooter." 778 01:29:59,560 --> 01:30:02,680 If we can pull it off this month, 779 01:30:02,680 --> 01:30:04,760 your Dad can get the baby for his birthday! 780 01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:08,400 So why do you want to give a baby to a paranoid security guard!? 781 01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:10,440 You still haven't noticed that I love you? 782 01:30:15,160 --> 01:30:16,680 Take it off! 783 01:30:20,360 --> 01:30:25,560 A black horse showed up and lay across our whole yard: 784 01:30:25,560 --> 01:30:27,600 - What was it? - I don't know. 785 01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:29,720 Sex... 786 01:30:29,720 --> 01:30:32,320 Do you have to ponder everything so deeply? 787 01:30:32,320 --> 01:30:35,440 Do you remember how long it took you to ride a bike? 788 01:30:35,440 --> 01:30:38,040 What does a bicycle have to do with my erection? 789 01:30:38,040 --> 01:30:41,640 Well, this is much harder than riding a bicycle! 790 01:30:43,240 --> 01:30:45,280 You think so? 791 01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:50,480 All right, so let's get this straight. 792 01:30:54,680 --> 01:31:00,400 We're not making love, we're performing a task... 793 01:31:00,400 --> 01:31:02,440 What are you doing? 794 01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:08,680 Who has assigned us this task? Not we! 795 01:31:12,880 --> 01:31:17,000 If I think, I don't make love. 796 01:31:35,240 --> 01:31:37,840 I would like to say something... 797 01:31:37,840 --> 01:31:41,440 - On the subject of babies. - We're all ears. 798 01:31:43,560 --> 01:31:46,160 Jaruška and I happen to be expecting one. 799 01:31:46,160 --> 01:31:50,800 No? Really?! Is that certain? 800 01:31:51,880 --> 01:31:56,040 Well, isn't that wonderful! Won't it be fabulous 801 01:31:56,040 --> 01:32:01,720 when that little person looks into your eyes... 802 01:32:03,840 --> 01:32:06,400 Well, what do you say to that? 803 01:32:10,080 --> 01:32:13,680 That he's completely irresponsible! 804 01:32:15,280 --> 01:32:19,960 But why? He's an adult now. Maybe he's still in school, 805 01:32:19,960 --> 01:32:22,520 but he's publishing short stories already. 806 01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:27,720 Only an absolute madman would bring a baby into this world! 807 01:32:44,920 --> 01:32:50,120 We are getting ready for the thing 808 01:32:50,120 --> 01:32:54,800 that we had been looking forward to for many years, 809 01:32:54,800 --> 01:33:00,520 and that is free elections, our first in forty four years. 810 01:33:00,520 --> 01:33:02,600 Would you like me to rock you some more? 811 01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:05,720 Sure, grandpa, let me just see if this is iambic or not... 812 01:33:05,720 --> 01:33:08,320 When you rock me, it's hard to take notes. 813 01:33:08,320 --> 01:33:10,360 All right. I'll wait. 814 01:33:11,440 --> 01:33:15,080 These election will truly be free 815 01:33:15,080 --> 01:33:20,240 and a broad spectrum of political forces will participate in them. 816 01:33:22,360 --> 01:33:24,400 Mr. Vítek! 817 01:33:24,960 --> 01:33:27,560 BAUDELAIRE - POEMS 818 01:33:27,560 --> 01:33:29,080 Big changes around here, huh? 819 01:33:31,720 --> 01:33:33,800 The whole town's giddy with the election, 820 01:33:33,800 --> 01:33:35,840 but you still don't care! 821 01:33:36,400 --> 01:33:41,560 Hasn't this democracy been a long time coming though? 822 01:34:30,400 --> 01:34:40,560 Special thanks for translation to: "Jacouba&Radek" 65723

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