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Let's go get some drinks and go dancing.
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- Yes.
- Have to twist my arm, baby.
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Oh, I am too amped to sleep right now.
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I just want to go back
to the crib and crash.
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Get some beauty sleep for tomorrow.
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Oh, my God, you never want to go dancing.
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I know. I will. I just...
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My ears are ringing from the amps,
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and I want to get something to eat,
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get my feet up, watch Game of Thrones.
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Special episode tonight, supposedly.
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If I was on that show and I was the dragon,
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I would eat the evil midget
on day one as an appetizer.
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Wait a minute, wait a minute.
There's an evil midget and a dragon?
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I got to watch this show.
Are there naked chicks?
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- Oh, tons, bro.
- Why do you think he watches it?
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It's a historical drama.
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- It's medieval tits and ass.
- Middle Earth porn.
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Middle Earth porn? Okay,
I haven't done that.
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But I'm not gonna see naked
midgets or anything, am I?
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'Cause I... that's kind of a deal breaker.
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- Guys, guys, guys, do you mind?
- What's up?
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Bam and I have something we
want to talk to you about.
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What?
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We want...
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Dude, you got to go first.
You said you'd go first.
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- Okay, okay, okay.
- Is one of you dying?
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We want an equal split.
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Of what?
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The profits.
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[laughs] Yeah, right.
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You guys are getting all the publishing
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between the two of you, right?
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Gigi's getting paid extra
for singing and everything.
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The... the two of us are
basically left over
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as hired employees.
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You two are paid employees.
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We are the engine that
drives this band, my friend.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah, we're the balls.
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- Yeah.
- We're the beat.
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It's true, and we also...
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We read this article on U2, okay...
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At the very beginning of
the band, they agreed,
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like brothers, that they
would split everything...
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Every goddamn cent four ways.
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That's 25% Bono, 25% The Edge,
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25 bass, 25 drums.
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(Bam) What?
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You guys don't know the names
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of the bass player and the
drummer in U2, do you?
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[laughter]
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That's not... we know the names.
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Name 'em then.
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Dude, like... I...
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You want the names? Is that what you need?
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- Yep.
- I'll give you the names.
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- It's U2.
- Okay, here it is...
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Boom!
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Adam, bang!
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And Clayton. Whoo!
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- No!
- Same guy. Totally.
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Donal.
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- No Donal.
- No.
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Liam?
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Let me explain something to you, okay?
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You're proving the theory
that nobody, including you,
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gives a shit who "the
engine" is in U2, okay?
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Or any other band, for that matter.
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It's not about... listen, it
doesn't matter who's who, okay?
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It matters who gets paid what, Johnny.
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- We're not doing...
- Seamus!
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We're not splitting 25% of anything, okay?
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We're staying the way we are.
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- His name is Sean.
- There's no Sean.
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[hard rock music]
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♪ Sex and drugs and rock and roll ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ All right ♪
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♪ 'Cause I don't want to die ♪
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♪ Anonymous ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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♪ No, no ♪
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Sync and corrections by peterbrito
www.addic7ed.com
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[humming] Oh! Oh, God, that was a blast.
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- Yes.
- It was so much fun.
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I hate that Flash doesn't come out with us.
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He never comes dancing.
He's so boring sometimes.
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He's incredibly boring, honey.
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He's incredibly handsome.
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Yeah, you know why he's so boring?
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'Cause he's too old for you.
That's what the problem is.
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No, no, no, because Ron Wood is 67
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and his new wife is 36,
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and that's the same age gap.
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Okay, honey, can I just tell you something?
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If you were going out with Ron Wood,
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I would be, like, the
happiest dad in the world.
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We'd have unbelievable,
you know, Stones swag.
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We'd have tickets to the gigs.
We'd have backstage passes.
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I could meet Mick Jagger.
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Which is why she's never
gonna date Ron Wood, okay?
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I think that Flash is
cuter than Mick Jagger.
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- Can I ask you something?
- Yeah.
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Have you... have you slept with Flash yet?
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- Johnny, come on!
- I'm just asking.
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- Uh, no.
- Okay.
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'Cause you know I think it's
a huge mistake for the band.
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I know. You've told me that before.
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Okay, good.
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I... [laughs]
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I did, um...
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What?
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I did blow him.
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[laughs]
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I don't want to know that, okay?
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- I blew him twice.
- I don't want to know that.
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Oh, but you ask her if
she's slept with him?
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- That's different.
- What the hell?
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- How?
- Because I'm your father.
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I think I have the right to know
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if you're sleeping with somebody,
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and that's a normal thing
for a father to ask.
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Okay, honey, let me clue
you in on this, okay?
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- She's on the verge.
- No, she's not.
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- Yes, she is.
- She's just... you know...
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I'm just going down on him?
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Please don't say that, okay?
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Which is different... It
doesn't really count.
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- Oh, and how is that different?
- It doesn't count.
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What do you mean it doesn't count?
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- How does it not count?
- Since when did it count?
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Like, since the beginning of time.
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From a woman's point of view,
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basically since Eve has been blowing Adam.
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Oh, really? Okay. I think
you forget, honey...
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I went 12 years at Catholic school.
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I don't remember anything about
blow jobs in the Bible, okay?
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Okay, well, do you remember
they were together
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- for, like, 900 years?
- Yes, I do.
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Yeah, that's a lot of blow jobs.
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Okay, will you please
stop saying that, okay?
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I'm sorry. Listen, you brought it up.
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- Uh-huh.
- Okay, I...
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- I go down on a guy...
- I don't want...
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I said... I changed the words!
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I go down on a guy I like
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to decide whether or not I
want to sleep with him.
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Like, I'll do it, like, two or three times
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to keep him interested, and, you know...
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It's my system.
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Okay... you have a system?
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Yeah, of course I do. Every girl does.
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Really? 'Cause Ava didn't have a system.
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That must be a generational thing.
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- Uh, do you remember when we first met?
- Yes, I do.
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Okay, how many blow jobs did I give you
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before you were begging
me to be your girlfriend?
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Just that one, that first night.
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Oh, yeah.
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Oh, you must be really good.
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Oh, Hall of Fame, kid.
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Hey, I can suck the
stripes off a candy cane.
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Okay, she doesn't need to know that.
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I will teach you things
that will make Flash
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go weak in the knees.
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You have to tell me. You see, Dad,
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I could never talk to my real
mom about stuff like this.
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(Johnny) You're not supposed to talk
to your mom about stuff like that.
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I do this thing where I tickle the taint.
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- You tickle the taint!
- Don't tell her about the taint!
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- Telling her about the taint!
- Taint!
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Oh, my God. Who is that?
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Holy shit, he's gorgeous.
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Yes, he is. It's Jim.
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The singer/songwriter from the
two-man band Jim and Mike.
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I just signed them.
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They have more heat on them
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than The Heathens had back in your heyday.
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- Yeah, can he sing?
- Who cares?
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Look at him.
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He's so suburban.
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Well, Jim is a leader in
the "norm-core" movement.
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It's purposely dressing like
you're on the way to the mall.
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So Jim's kind of like a trendsetter,
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like I was back in the day?
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Yeah, but hopefully he won't be wearing
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the exact same outfit two decades from now.
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Honey, this is my look, okay?
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No, no, this is Axl Rose's look from 1987.
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[laughs]
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I think he looks pretty douche-y.
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Well, looking douche-y is the
new not looking douche-y.
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Why can't she go out with a guy like this,
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her own age, instead of Flash?
I don't get it.
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Well, because you're a moron.
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What do you mean?
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She's 21, right? You're her old man.
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Yeah.
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What did you do when you were her age
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and your mom wanted you
to become Billy Joel?
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I said, "Fuck Billy Joel."
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Exactly. That's reverse psychology.
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She's all over Flash
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because from the day she first showed up,
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the last guy you wanted her
to sleep with was him.
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This is basic parenting 101, John.
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I mean, Steve the monkey
could Google this shit.
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I wanted my daughter to marry a Jewish guy.
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You know what I told her?
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"Don't marry a Jew?"
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Now I have a son-in-law named "Noah."
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♪ Ooh, my desire ♪
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♪ Ooh, my desire ♪
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♪ ♪
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[cheers and applause]
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Hey. She's hot, right?
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Oh, yeah, man. She's dope.
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Yeah, and she's single.
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Dude. You...
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- Yeah, you're Jim, right?
- Yeah, man.
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- How you doing, man?
- Hey, Good. This is Mike.
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- What up?
- How you doing?
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You guys know who I am?
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No, man.
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But I dig your threads though, bro.
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- Oh, thanks.
- So ironic.
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No, I'm not trying to be ironic.
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We're "norm-core," which I invented.
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Right, okay.
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We wear mall clothes. No irony, bro.
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Or actual ironing.
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It's all polyester/cotton mixes.
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Cool.
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- (man) What's up, Johnny?
- Hey, man. How you doing? So...
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(woman) Hey, Johnny.
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- Hey. How you doing?
- Do you work here?
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Do I work here? Seriously,
you're asking if I work here?
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You guys don't know who I am.
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I'm a downtown New York
City rock legend, okay?
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I used to be the lead
singer in The Heathens.
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Holy shit, bro. Are you
Johnny Thunders, man?
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I'm not Johnny Thunders.
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Johnny Thunders died in 1991.
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That's what the government
wants us to think.
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He died. He was a junkie. I knew the guy.
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Listen, I'm gonna give you another clue.
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My last name begins with R. Johnny...
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Johnny Rotten! Shit, man.
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Johnny Ramone!
251
00:08:05,126 --> 00:08:06,860
No, I'm Johnny Rock, okay?
252
00:08:06,894 --> 00:08:09,463
I'm her father. Jesus Christ...
Johnny Ramone?
253
00:08:09,497 --> 00:08:10,531
- All right?
- Okay.
254
00:08:10,565 --> 00:08:12,132
Listen, um...
255
00:08:12,167 --> 00:08:14,401
Do you want to date her?
256
00:08:14,435 --> 00:08:16,235
Do I... do I... what do you mean?
257
00:08:16,270 --> 00:08:17,637
Take my daughter out... date my daughter...
258
00:08:17,671 --> 00:08:19,238
Do you want to date her?
259
00:08:19,273 --> 00:08:21,307
Take her to the movies, get
her dinner or something.
260
00:08:21,341 --> 00:08:23,142
And you don't have to have sex
with her if you don't want.
261
00:08:23,177 --> 00:08:24,810
I'll have sex with your daughter.
262
00:08:24,844 --> 00:08:26,679
No, I don't want you to do it.
I want him to do it.
263
00:08:26,713 --> 00:08:28,681
- What's wrong with me?
- You're not handsome enough.
264
00:08:28,715 --> 00:08:30,115
But you... you're a gorgeous kid.
265
00:08:30,150 --> 00:08:31,450
Well, how would you describe me then?
266
00:08:31,485 --> 00:08:32,851
Stout. You're stout, asshole.
267
00:08:32,886 --> 00:08:34,420
I don't have any money
for this, or whatever.
268
00:08:34,454 --> 00:08:35,821
I'm not stout.
269
00:08:35,855 --> 00:08:37,456
Money for what? Why would you need money?
270
00:08:37,491 --> 00:08:39,292
- Sex, man.
- What? No, no, no, no, no.
271
00:08:39,326 --> 00:08:40,993
Maybe a little husky,
272
00:08:41,027 --> 00:08:42,461
wide in the shoulders.
273
00:08:42,496 --> 00:08:44,129
It's hard to find clothes that fit.
274
00:08:44,164 --> 00:08:46,131
Could you shut the fuck
up so I could talk to him?
275
00:08:46,166 --> 00:08:47,599
Listen, she's gonna come out here,
276
00:08:47,600 --> 00:08:49,467
you go over, you talk to her,
okay, maybe you ask her out.
277
00:08:49,502 --> 00:08:51,905
But whatever you do, just act
like you didn't talk to me, okay,
278
00:08:51,906 --> 00:08:54,009
'cause her whole thing is,
if she thinks I hate you,
279
00:08:54,010 --> 00:08:56,542
then she'll totally want to
fuck your brains out, okay?
280
00:08:56,543 --> 00:08:59,765
- Okay, then, your daughter.
- My daughter, yeah, yeah, okay?
281
00:08:59,766 --> 00:09:00,979
- All right.
- Can you handle that?
282
00:09:01,014 --> 00:09:02,948
- Yeah, man.
- Okay, guys. Good luck.
283
00:09:02,982 --> 00:09:05,450
All right. Right on.
284
00:09:05,484 --> 00:09:07,285
No red flags there.
285
00:09:07,320 --> 00:09:08,854
Yeah.
286
00:09:08,888 --> 00:09:10,855
I mean, I bet she's worth it.
287
00:09:10,889 --> 00:09:12,289
[cheers and applause]
288
00:09:12,324 --> 00:09:14,926
♪ ♪
289
00:09:14,960 --> 00:09:17,095
♪ Gonna burn you down ♪
290
00:09:17,129 --> 00:09:21,733
♪ ♪
291
00:09:21,767 --> 00:09:24,235
♪ To the ground ♪
292
00:09:24,269 --> 00:09:28,539
♪ ♪
293
00:09:28,573 --> 00:09:31,542
[guitar drifting, bass slapping]
294
00:09:31,576 --> 00:09:33,343
♪ ♪
295
00:09:33,377 --> 00:09:36,346
[scatting]
296
00:09:36,380 --> 00:09:39,216
♪ ♪
297
00:09:39,250 --> 00:09:40,917
I hate this shit. I'm getting out of here.
298
00:09:40,952 --> 00:09:42,886
- All right.
- Call me later.
299
00:09:42,920 --> 00:09:44,721
- Bye.
- See ya, guys.
300
00:09:44,756 --> 00:09:47,090
♪ ♪
301
00:09:47,125 --> 00:09:49,092
[scatting]
302
00:09:49,127 --> 00:09:52,729
♪ ♪
303
00:09:52,763 --> 00:09:54,263
Think these guys suck.
304
00:09:54,297 --> 00:09:56,198
No, I think they're kick-ass.
305
00:09:56,233 --> 00:09:59,101
Really? The lead singer guy's
a real pretentious douche.
306
00:09:59,136 --> 00:10:00,870
- Whatever.
- Yeah.
307
00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:03,605
♪ Give me some fire and gasoline ♪
308
00:10:03,640 --> 00:10:06,575
[loud rock music]
309
00:10:06,609 --> 00:10:08,410
♪ ♪
310
00:10:08,444 --> 00:10:12,248
♪ Our eager eyes meet across the room ♪
311
00:10:12,282 --> 00:10:14,616
♪ Get a room is all I want to do ♪
312
00:10:14,651 --> 00:10:17,085
♪ Get a room is all I want to do ♪
313
00:10:17,119 --> 00:10:19,154
♪ Get a room all I want to do is ♪
314
00:10:19,188 --> 00:10:20,627
♪ With you ♪
315
00:10:20,628 --> 00:10:22,723
Yes.
316
00:10:22,758 --> 00:10:24,292
What's up?
317
00:10:24,326 --> 00:10:26,294
It's just like those two
douche bags last night.
318
00:10:26,328 --> 00:10:27,428
Yeah.
319
00:10:27,462 --> 00:10:29,463
And like XNY. And like The Kills.
320
00:10:29,498 --> 00:10:31,666
- Right.
- And like White Stripes.
321
00:10:31,700 --> 00:10:33,334
- You and me...
- Uh-huh.
322
00:10:33,368 --> 00:10:34,936
Form a two-person band.
323
00:10:34,970 --> 00:10:36,458
[laughs]
324
00:10:36,459 --> 00:10:37,605
I like it.
325
00:10:37,639 --> 00:10:38,773
That's cool, man.
326
00:10:38,808 --> 00:10:40,441
- Right?
- That's what music is.
327
00:10:40,475 --> 00:10:42,343
- Bass and drums.
- That's all there is.
328
00:10:42,377 --> 00:10:44,012
That's artistic freedom, bro.
329
00:10:44,046 --> 00:10:46,781
We get to throw off the creative
shackles they put on us.
330
00:10:46,815 --> 00:10:49,317
Plus, it's two less guys to pay.
331
00:10:49,351 --> 00:10:50,651
No, no, no, no.
332
00:10:50,686 --> 00:10:52,953
Bro, it can't be about the money.
333
00:10:52,987 --> 00:10:54,388
No.
334
00:10:54,423 --> 00:10:55,856
It has to be organic.
335
00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:58,459
It's about us expressing ourselves.
336
00:10:58,493 --> 00:11:00,328
That's totally why we're doing this.
337
00:11:00,362 --> 00:11:02,663
- Right.
- It is.
338
00:11:02,698 --> 00:11:05,265
Plus, it's cheaper.
339
00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:07,802
Plus, it's a big "F you"
to Johnny and Flash.
340
00:11:07,836 --> 00:11:09,870
Those sons of bitches have
it coming, and you know it.
341
00:11:09,904 --> 00:11:11,128
For 30 years, they've been
treating us like this.
342
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:15,438
Money and revenge are the
wrong reasons to do this.
343
00:11:16,052 --> 00:11:17,211
All right, how about this?
344
00:11:17,245 --> 00:11:20,214
- Uh-huh.
- I barely eat.
345
00:11:22,483 --> 00:11:24,517
All the food backstage is for you.
346
00:11:27,488 --> 00:11:29,122
[sighs]
347
00:11:29,157 --> 00:11:31,191
This is gonna be so cool, brother.
348
00:11:35,233 --> 00:11:36,350
Who is it?
349
00:11:36,351 --> 00:11:38,319
- It's Jim.
- Come on up.
350
00:11:38,353 --> 00:11:40,271
- Hey, Gig?
- Yeah?
351
00:11:40,272 --> 00:11:41,405
Jim's here.
352
00:11:41,439 --> 00:11:42,773
Okay, I'm just getting dressed.
353
00:11:42,807 --> 00:11:44,008
- Okay.
- This is so awesome.
354
00:11:44,042 --> 00:11:45,142
This kid's totally hooked.
355
00:11:45,177 --> 00:11:46,944
Hey, take it easy, Captain Backwards.
356
00:11:46,979 --> 00:11:49,813
Honey, listen, she digs him, he digs her.
357
00:11:49,848 --> 00:11:51,447
Everybody's digging each other, okay?
358
00:11:51,482 --> 00:11:52,884
Okay, you don't even know
how long this is gonna last
359
00:11:52,885 --> 00:11:55,418
or what's gonna happen, so
don't say anything to Flash,
360
00:11:55,452 --> 00:11:56,854
because he will lose his shit.
361
00:11:56,855 --> 00:11:59,689
Why would I tell... Do I
look like an idiot to you?
362
00:11:59,723 --> 00:12:01,892
I'm not gonna say anything to him, okay?
363
00:12:01,926 --> 00:12:03,065
Stop worrying.
364
00:12:03,066 --> 00:12:05,061
- Hey, what's up?
- Hey, come on in.
365
00:12:05,096 --> 00:12:07,797
Hey, listen, remember, I
hate you, you hate me.
366
00:12:07,831 --> 00:12:08,748
Oh, right.
367
00:12:08,749 --> 00:12:10,227
So listen, man, don't get any ideas
368
00:12:10,228 --> 00:12:12,650
about dating my daughter
long-term, okay, asshole,
369
00:12:12,651 --> 00:12:15,838
with your stupid "mumble-core"
bullshit, okay?
370
00:12:15,873 --> 00:12:17,573
Yeah, yeah, it's called "norm-core."
371
00:12:17,608 --> 00:12:19,147
Yeah, yeah.
372
00:12:19,148 --> 00:12:21,310
Uh, fossil face, huh?
373
00:12:21,344 --> 00:12:23,054
- Yeah, well...
- Hey, you know what?
374
00:12:23,055 --> 00:12:26,416
I'm digging that whole Duran
Duran haircut you got going on.
375
00:12:26,450 --> 00:12:27,750
- Duran Duran didn't...
- Oh, what is this?
376
00:12:27,785 --> 00:12:29,351
Nice turquoise necklace there.
377
00:12:29,386 --> 00:12:31,521
They sell those at the Peter
Frampton festival, right?
378
00:12:31,555 --> 00:12:32,622
I got to get me one of those.
379
00:12:32,656 --> 00:12:34,123
Leave him alone, Dad.
380
00:12:34,157 --> 00:12:35,525
I'm not doing anything.
381
00:12:35,559 --> 00:12:37,826
I just want to point out,
this is not turquoise.
382
00:12:37,860 --> 00:12:39,327
It's aquamarine, okay?
383
00:12:39,361 --> 00:12:42,030
And Robert Plant wears this stuff
384
00:12:42,064 --> 00:12:43,802
and he's in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.
385
00:12:43,803 --> 00:12:45,254
(Gigi) Whatever.
386
00:12:47,202 --> 00:12:50,338
So you know how all these
experimental noise pop bands
387
00:12:50,372 --> 00:12:53,374
add in white noise and avant-garde sounds
388
00:12:53,409 --> 00:12:54,958
- underneath regular songs...
- Mm-hmm, yeah.
389
00:12:54,959 --> 00:12:57,979
- With regular lyrics.
- I'm terrible at lyrics.
390
00:12:58,013 --> 00:12:59,414
- You know that.
- That's okay. So am I.
391
00:12:59,448 --> 00:13:00,748
- Okay.
- You got to listen to this.
392
00:13:00,782 --> 00:13:02,282
I have an amazing, mind-blowing idea.
393
00:13:02,317 --> 00:13:04,084
I mean, this is a big concept.
Are you ready?
394
00:13:04,118 --> 00:13:05,085
- Yeah.
- Okay.
395
00:13:05,119 --> 00:13:07,187
Noise pop songs...
396
00:13:07,221 --> 00:13:09,523
- Yeah.
- With no words.
397
00:13:09,558 --> 00:13:11,826
You want to hear my idea?
398
00:13:11,860 --> 00:13:12,860
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
399
00:13:12,894 --> 00:13:15,629
My idea is that that idea sucks.
400
00:13:15,664 --> 00:13:16,508
What?
401
00:13:16,509 --> 00:13:18,757
People like to sing along
with the words in the song.
402
00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:20,223
That's why they love rock and roll.
403
00:13:20,224 --> 00:13:22,570
People still get to sing along, jerk head.
404
00:13:22,604 --> 00:13:24,505
It's just that they get
to sing along to sounds.
405
00:13:24,539 --> 00:13:25,739
- Okay.
- Grunts.
406
00:13:25,774 --> 00:13:29,576
It's like John Lee Hooker meets...
407
00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:32,079
Marlee Matlin.
408
00:13:32,113 --> 00:13:35,182
[grunting rhythmically]
409
00:13:37,111 --> 00:13:38,405
- All right.
- You hear it?
410
00:13:38,406 --> 00:13:40,708
I get it. I like... I think that's dope.
411
00:13:40,742 --> 00:13:41,513
I like that.
412
00:13:41,514 --> 00:13:43,185
- You know what the name of the band is?
- What?
413
00:13:44,345 --> 00:13:45,344
[clicking tongue]
414
00:13:45,345 --> 00:13:47,679
The name of the band is three...
Three clicking sounds?
415
00:13:47,714 --> 00:13:49,081
Yeah, it's three dolphin clicking sounds.
416
00:13:49,116 --> 00:13:50,749
It's a bottlenose dolphin thing.
417
00:13:50,783 --> 00:13:53,051
- Where'd you get that?
- Shark Week.
418
00:13:53,086 --> 00:13:55,754
How are you gonna put that
on the marquee out front?
419
00:13:55,788 --> 00:13:58,524
How... how you gonna put three
dolphin clicking sounds?
420
00:13:58,558 --> 00:13:59,825
That's actually a better name...
421
00:13:59,859 --> 00:14:01,526
Three Dolphin Clicking Sounds would work.
422
00:14:01,560 --> 00:14:02,679
I'm way ahead of you.
423
00:14:02,680 --> 00:14:04,997
I'm media savvy, bro.
424
00:14:06,327 --> 00:14:08,273
My God, there's hundreds
and hundreds of this.
425
00:14:08,274 --> 00:14:09,346
I know.
426
00:14:09,347 --> 00:14:10,763
Viking metal... is that a thing?
427
00:14:10,764 --> 00:14:14,172
It never became cool. The
helmets were really expensive.
428
00:14:14,206 --> 00:14:15,874
Well, why are you showing me this?
429
00:14:15,908 --> 00:14:17,876
There's one kind of music
that isn't on here
430
00:14:17,910 --> 00:14:19,778
because it hasn't been invented yet.
431
00:14:19,812 --> 00:14:21,680
Until today.
432
00:14:21,714 --> 00:14:23,548
Dude,
433
00:14:23,582 --> 00:14:27,166
we are "beast-core."
434
00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,059
[laughs]
435
00:14:28,060 --> 00:14:29,387
Why are you laughing?
436
00:14:29,421 --> 00:14:30,671
What is "beast-core"?
437
00:14:30,672 --> 00:14:33,591
It's all driving bass and drums,
438
00:14:33,626 --> 00:14:35,059
guttural sounds.
439
00:14:35,093 --> 00:14:37,094
We throw in all sorts of sound effects...
440
00:14:37,129 --> 00:14:39,930
- Lions, whales, camels...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
441
00:14:39,965 --> 00:14:41,899
Roars, you know, we put 'em
in, like, foot pedals,
442
00:14:41,933 --> 00:14:43,720
we mix 'em in, maybe we get a keyboard.
443
00:14:43,721 --> 00:14:46,171
- Yes!
- We start an entire genre here.
444
00:14:46,205 --> 00:14:47,772
- Holy shit!
- It's more than a genre.
445
00:14:47,806 --> 00:14:48,961
- Dude...
- It's a movement.
446
00:14:48,962 --> 00:14:50,441
- This is genius.
- Right?
447
00:14:50,476 --> 00:14:51,909
The... what's our first song?
448
00:14:51,943 --> 00:14:55,412
Our first song is... [snorts]
449
00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:57,281
That sinus thing... you got that?
450
00:14:57,315 --> 00:14:59,612
I had that last week.
Take a shower like this.
451
00:14:59,613 --> 00:15:00,811
- No, listen.
- Like that.
452
00:15:00,812 --> 00:15:03,053
Bam, that's the name of the song.
453
00:15:03,087 --> 00:15:04,854
[snorts]
454
00:15:04,889 --> 00:15:06,186
- All right.
- You hear what I'm doing?
455
00:15:06,187 --> 00:15:08,091
- It's the sounds.
- Right, it's guttural.
456
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:09,304
- Can I try?
- Please.
457
00:15:09,305 --> 00:15:11,361
- All right, ready?
- Yeah. You are the beast.
458
00:15:11,396 --> 00:15:15,165
[trumpets]
459
00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:16,800
[exhales]
460
00:15:18,969 --> 00:15:21,604
I like... I like it.
461
00:15:21,638 --> 00:15:23,372
It's a little hacky.
462
00:15:23,407 --> 00:15:25,341
(Johnny) Hey. What's up?
463
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:26,843
What are you doing?
464
00:15:26,877 --> 00:15:29,445
Well, I haven't talked to
Gigi since last night.
465
00:15:29,479 --> 00:15:32,381
I texted her ten times today... nothing.
466
00:15:32,416 --> 00:15:34,718
Bam told me you guys went dancing
467
00:15:34,752 --> 00:15:36,419
with that "stumble-core" kid last night.
468
00:15:36,453 --> 00:15:37,604
It's called "norm-core."
469
00:15:37,605 --> 00:15:39,396
Whatever. What's going on?
470
00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:40,568
How would I know?
471
00:15:40,569 --> 00:15:42,533
I saw you talking to the
kid from the stage.
472
00:15:42,534 --> 00:15:44,305
I know you don't want me dating Gigi.
473
00:15:44,306 --> 00:15:46,328
I was talking to the kid because...
474
00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:47,413
I'll tell you why I talked to the kid...
475
00:15:47,414 --> 00:15:49,732
'cause I saw the kid
ogling Gigi and I said,
476
00:15:49,766 --> 00:15:51,072
"you know, I should go over and
say something to that kid,"
477
00:15:51,073 --> 00:15:54,402
and I said, "Hey, she's
spoken for," by you.
478
00:15:54,437 --> 00:15:55,637
Bullshit.
479
00:15:55,671 --> 00:15:57,606
That... let's write a song. Come on.
480
00:15:57,640 --> 00:15:59,942
Yeah, let's... let's write a song.
481
00:15:59,976 --> 00:16:01,095
Let's write a song called
482
00:16:01,096 --> 00:16:04,713
"Johnny's a Giant Shit-heel Liar."
483
00:16:04,748 --> 00:16:06,052
No, let's work on a song called
484
00:16:06,053 --> 00:16:08,784
"Flash is Acting Like a
Gigantic 12-year-old Pussy."
485
00:16:08,818 --> 00:16:09,691
How about that?
486
00:16:09,692 --> 00:16:11,946
Hang on... I've got one I've been saving.
487
00:16:11,947 --> 00:16:13,788
It's called "My Name is Johnny Rock
488
00:16:13,822 --> 00:16:14,989
"and I look like Willem Dafoe
489
00:16:15,023 --> 00:16:17,091
if he was a Goddamn Total Crack Head."
490
00:16:17,126 --> 00:16:18,850
That's funny. That's funny,
'cause I have a new one too,
491
00:16:18,851 --> 00:16:20,358
and it's called "Your
Hair is Getting Thinner
492
00:16:20,359 --> 00:16:22,300
and Your Stomach's Getting
Fatter." How about that?
493
00:16:22,301 --> 00:16:24,154
It's catchy. Hang on, I'm
writing one right now.
494
00:16:24,155 --> 00:16:25,638
It's called "Fuck You."
495
00:16:26,241 --> 00:16:28,502
I'm working on kind of a big one.
496
00:16:28,536 --> 00:16:30,404
It's a big rocker and it's called
497
00:16:30,438 --> 00:16:33,340
"It's Not My Fault You're
Old and Gray and Boring
498
00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:36,510
Because You Sit Around Watching
Midget Middle Earth Porn," okay?
499
00:16:36,544 --> 00:16:38,979
Hey, man. That's our show.
We watch that together.
500
00:16:39,013 --> 00:16:40,681
Well, she's watching a new show now, pal,
501
00:16:40,715 --> 00:16:42,813
and it's called "Young,
Dumb, and Full of Cum."
502
00:16:42,814 --> 00:16:44,050
Okay?
503
00:16:44,085 --> 00:16:45,615
This is the theme song.
504
00:16:45,616 --> 00:16:47,554
♪ Young ♪
505
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,356
♪ Dumb ♪
506
00:16:49,391 --> 00:16:53,226
♪ So full of really healthy semen ♪
507
00:16:53,261 --> 00:16:56,196
♪ I'm gonna use it ♪
508
00:16:56,230 --> 00:16:56,964
♪ ♪
509
00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:58,217
♪ Young ♪
Where you going?
510
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,966
♪ Dumb ♪
Hey!
511
00:17:00,001 --> 00:17:02,240
Where you going? I got a second verse.
512
00:17:05,342 --> 00:17:07,619
[cell phone buzzing]
513
00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:11,239
One second.
514
00:17:11,273 --> 00:17:12,494
Hey.
515
00:17:12,495 --> 00:17:14,086
Hey. What... What's up?
516
00:17:14,087 --> 00:17:16,241
I've been calling, texting
since last night.
517
00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:17,199
Where you been?
518
00:17:17,234 --> 00:17:18,980
I know, I know, but I can't talk right now.
519
00:17:18,981 --> 00:17:20,582
- What... why not?
- Because I'm shopping.
520
00:17:20,616 --> 00:17:22,450
Are you with that "more-core" guy?
521
00:17:22,484 --> 00:17:25,854
It's called "norm-core," okay?
"Norm-core." It's really cool.
522
00:17:25,888 --> 00:17:28,824
Yeah, if you wanna be some
kind of vagina Jerry Seinfeld.
523
00:17:28,858 --> 00:17:31,592
Hey, Gig, how awesome is this?
524
00:17:31,626 --> 00:17:33,509
- Is that him?
- Yeah.
525
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:35,295
Listen, Flash, I can't talk
right now. I have to go.
526
00:17:35,330 --> 00:17:37,331
Well, when can you talk about it, Gig?
527
00:17:37,365 --> 00:17:39,184
I don't know. I need some time, okay?
528
00:17:39,185 --> 00:17:40,670
I'll call you tomorrow.
529
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:42,502
[sighs]
530
00:17:42,537 --> 00:17:44,205
[upbeat rock music]
531
00:17:44,239 --> 00:17:46,640
♪ I stick to you ♪
532
00:17:46,674 --> 00:17:49,309
♪ Like glue ♪
533
00:17:49,344 --> 00:17:51,979
♪ You're my weekend ♪
534
00:17:52,013 --> 00:17:55,148
♪ I like what you ♪
535
00:17:55,182 --> 00:17:57,551
♪ Did ♪
536
00:17:57,585 --> 00:17:59,720
♪ ♪
537
00:17:59,754 --> 00:18:00,721
- Here you go.
- Thanks, babe.
538
00:18:00,755 --> 00:18:01,888
Mm-hmm.
539
00:18:01,922 --> 00:18:04,458
[sighs]
540
00:18:04,492 --> 00:18:05,792
Hey, Gig. Is Jim up?
541
00:18:05,826 --> 00:18:07,093
No, he needs a few minutes.
542
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,630
[inhales sharply] Oh. Hey.
543
00:18:09,664 --> 00:18:10,664
Hey.
544
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:11,865
Whew.
545
00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:16,169
Mm-mmm.
546
00:18:16,203 --> 00:18:17,336
[Johnny belches]
547
00:18:17,371 --> 00:18:19,639
Oh, that's disgusting, Dad.
548
00:18:19,673 --> 00:18:21,340
Use a glass, Tarzan.
549
00:18:21,375 --> 00:18:23,376
Hmm.
550
00:18:23,410 --> 00:18:25,444
[sighs]
551
00:18:27,114 --> 00:18:29,082
Ahh.
552
00:18:29,116 --> 00:18:31,017
Mmm.
553
00:18:31,051 --> 00:18:32,485
So...
554
00:18:32,519 --> 00:18:35,854
you must be here for Jim.
555
00:18:35,889 --> 00:18:37,856
(Ira) Yep.
556
00:18:37,891 --> 00:18:39,591
'Cause he stayed over last night.
557
00:18:39,625 --> 00:18:41,393
I think you probably know that, right?
558
00:18:41,427 --> 00:18:42,761
I know.
559
00:18:42,796 --> 00:18:45,864
He was in Gigi's room all night...
560
00:18:45,899 --> 00:18:47,166
Whew...
561
00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,767
Just in case you were wondering.
562
00:18:48,802 --> 00:18:51,036
Okay, okay. Thank you.
563
00:18:51,070 --> 00:18:52,805
- Ahh.
- All right, uh,
564
00:18:52,839 --> 00:18:54,739
we need to talk about something,
565
00:18:54,774 --> 00:18:56,766
'cause, yeah, I'm concerned about Jim.
566
00:18:56,767 --> 00:18:59,903
He has some of your old traits, John...
and not the good ones.
567
00:18:59,904 --> 00:19:03,540
Every opportunity I get him,
he purposely screws up,
568
00:19:03,575 --> 00:19:05,142
and he thinks it makes him cool
569
00:19:05,176 --> 00:19:06,977
'cause it means he's not a sellout.
570
00:19:07,011 --> 00:19:08,979
Oh, just like what you used to do, honey.
571
00:19:09,013 --> 00:19:10,680
Key words, "used to."
572
00:19:10,715 --> 00:19:12,216
Last week, you know, I asked him, you know,
573
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:13,950
how he decided on a two-man band,
574
00:19:13,985 --> 00:19:16,018
you know, figuring it might
be a "norm-core" thing
575
00:19:16,052 --> 00:19:17,974
or some other artistic bullshit...
576
00:19:17,975 --> 00:19:19,652
No, he did it because he's a minimalist.
577
00:19:19,653 --> 00:19:22,291
He did it because there used
to be four guys in the band,
578
00:19:22,326 --> 00:19:25,202
and then he slept with the
bass player's girlfriend
579
00:19:25,203 --> 00:19:27,163
and the keyboard player's fiancée.
580
00:19:27,197 --> 00:19:28,897
Now who does that remind you of?
581
00:19:28,932 --> 00:19:31,334
What can I say? I'm a minimalist.
582
00:19:31,368 --> 00:19:33,505
So last night we all went to see
583
00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:35,446
Bam and Rehab's new side project.
584
00:19:35,447 --> 00:19:36,771
Oh, how bad was it?
585
00:19:36,805 --> 00:19:38,873
Well, it was this bad.
586
00:19:38,907 --> 00:19:40,509
Check this out.
587
00:19:40,543 --> 00:19:43,711
[loose drum beat, animal sounds]
588
00:19:43,746 --> 00:19:46,414
♪ ♪
589
00:19:46,449 --> 00:19:49,217
[whale noises]
590
00:19:49,252 --> 00:19:53,688
♪ ♪
591
00:19:53,722 --> 00:19:54,722
[laughs]
592
00:19:54,757 --> 00:19:56,124
You got to be shitting me.
593
00:19:56,159 --> 00:20:01,829
♪ ♪
594
00:20:01,864 --> 00:20:03,931
[laughs]
595
00:20:03,966 --> 00:20:05,967
Did they get booed off stage?
596
00:20:06,001 --> 00:20:08,102
They got a standing O for the second song,
597
00:20:08,137 --> 00:20:09,937
which had a lemur mating call in it.
598
00:20:09,972 --> 00:20:12,273
So now "beast-core" is a thing.
599
00:20:12,307 --> 00:20:14,142
Goddamn hipster douche bags.
600
00:20:14,176 --> 00:20:17,111
Yeah, and Jim's pissed 'cause he
says he did "beast-core" first
601
00:20:17,146 --> 00:20:19,814
and Bam and Rehab stole his animal essence,
602
00:20:19,848 --> 00:20:21,948
like Dooley stole his vibe.
603
00:20:21,983 --> 00:20:22,861
Yeah.
604
00:20:22,862 --> 00:20:25,356
Well, no, because Bam and Re had a song,
605
00:20:25,357 --> 00:20:26,629
you know, called Uh-uh-uh.
606
00:20:26,630 --> 00:20:28,230
- Oh, that sounds amazing.
- Yeah, well,
607
00:20:28,231 --> 00:20:29,823
Jim had a song called Yeah, uh-huh,
608
00:20:29,857 --> 00:20:31,491
which is just a total rip-off.
609
00:20:31,525 --> 00:20:33,727
And now Davante Hines is
taking credit for "norm-core."
610
00:20:33,761 --> 00:20:35,228
He's not gonna let them take animal sounds.
611
00:20:35,262 --> 00:20:36,563
- It's his thing.
- All right, Ira,
612
00:20:36,597 --> 00:20:37,864
where are you going with this?
613
00:20:37,899 --> 00:20:39,661
What I'm saying is that
614
00:20:39,662 --> 00:20:42,287
sometimes girls are attracted to men
615
00:20:42,288 --> 00:20:44,130
who remind them of their fathers.
616
00:20:44,131 --> 00:20:45,894
Wha...
617
00:20:45,895 --> 00:20:47,774
- Okay. Not me.
- Yes.
618
00:20:47,775 --> 00:20:50,176
Not me! No, Jim is nothing like my dad.
619
00:20:50,210 --> 00:20:51,844
- Hey!
- Hey.
620
00:20:51,878 --> 00:20:54,080
- Morning.
- Hey.
621
00:20:54,114 --> 00:20:57,049
Oh, yeah.
622
00:20:58,185 --> 00:21:00,252
[gulping]
623
00:21:00,286 --> 00:21:01,954
Mmm.
624
00:21:03,956 --> 00:21:05,489
Oh, yeah.
625
00:21:17,002 --> 00:21:18,536
[exhales]
626
00:21:18,570 --> 00:21:21,339
[belches]
627
00:21:23,242 --> 00:21:25,476
Oh, my God.
628
00:21:25,802 --> 00:21:27,603
You're dating me.
629
00:21:27,638 --> 00:21:28,938
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
630
00:21:28,972 --> 00:21:30,339
Eww!
631
00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,341
- Shit.
- Ew. Oh, my God.
632
00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,209
Whoa, what's everyone
freaking out about, man?
633
00:21:34,244 --> 00:21:36,253
Gigi is dating you
634
00:21:36,254 --> 00:21:38,180
because subconsciously, I guess,
635
00:21:38,181 --> 00:21:40,750
she wants to be with
someone like her father.
636
00:21:40,784 --> 00:21:42,623
Eww!
637
00:21:42,624 --> 00:21:44,925
Okay, it's not that bad. You're
overreacting, all right?
638
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:49,263
Oh, my God. Is that why you
wanted me to have sex with her?
639
00:21:49,297 --> 00:21:50,764
[scoffs]
640
00:21:50,799 --> 00:21:52,266
What?
641
00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:54,048
I don't know what he's talking about.
642
00:21:54,049 --> 00:21:55,302
Ira, do you know what he's talking about?
643
00:21:55,336 --> 00:21:58,071
This is what happens when you interfere.
644
00:21:58,106 --> 00:22:00,007
I'm gonna go to my room
and I'm gonna freak out.
645
00:22:00,041 --> 00:22:02,507
(Ira) Okay, this isn't a problem.
It's solvable.
646
00:22:02,508 --> 00:22:03,844
That's fucked up, man.
647
00:22:03,878 --> 00:22:05,779
(Ava) Gig? Oh...
648
00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:08,664
Won't come out of her room?
649
00:22:08,698 --> 00:22:09,665
No.
650
00:22:09,699 --> 00:22:10,867
Just crying all day?
651
00:22:10,901 --> 00:22:13,936
Just crying all day.
652
00:22:13,971 --> 00:22:17,273
Would you please... date my daughter?
653
00:22:17,307 --> 00:22:20,009
Okay, but I'm only gonna do
it 'cause I really dig her.
654
00:22:20,043 --> 00:22:22,578
I know, I know.
655
00:22:22,612 --> 00:22:24,315
It's not 'cause I enjoy
watching you squirm.
656
00:22:24,316 --> 00:22:25,878
Unlike you, I'm bigger than that.
657
00:22:25,879 --> 00:22:28,947
I know, man, and I wish I
could be more like you.
658
00:22:30,884 --> 00:22:34,415
♪ Hey, hey, I got to say ♪
659
00:22:34,416 --> 00:22:37,584
♪ I'm gonna make love to
Johnny's daughter someday ♪
660
00:22:37,585 --> 00:22:41,221
♪ There's a little baby midget
with a tiny little taint ♪
661
00:22:41,222 --> 00:22:44,697
♪ Can Johnny Rock get a young girl?
Hell, no, he can't ♪
662
00:22:44,731 --> 00:22:47,683
- Come on, man.
- [door thuds closed]
663
00:22:50,170 --> 00:22:53,068
(Jim) ♪ Give me some fire and gasoline ♪
664
00:22:53,069 --> 00:22:54,973
♪ ♪
665
00:22:55,008 --> 00:22:58,334
♪ You're gonna find out what I mean ♪
666
00:22:58,335 --> 00:23:00,244
♪ ♪
667
00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:03,901
♪ Give me some fire and gasoline ♪
668
00:23:03,902 --> 00:23:06,650
♪ ♪
669
00:23:07,009 --> 00:23:12,055
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