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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,278 --> 00:00:12,413 * 2 00:00:12,446 --> 00:00:16,184 - * Come, they told me 3 00:00:16,217 --> 00:00:19,253 * Pa-rum pum pum pum 4 00:00:19,287 --> 00:00:22,656 * 5 00:00:22,690 --> 00:00:26,127 * Our newborn King to see 6 00:00:26,160 --> 00:00:29,163 * Pa-rum pum pum pum 7 00:00:29,197 --> 00:00:32,566 * 8 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:36,270 * Our finest gifts to bring 9 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:39,107 * Pa-rum pum pum pum 10 00:00:42,143 --> 00:00:49,150 * 11 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:02,330 - Buying or selling? 12 00:01:03,897 --> 00:01:05,199 - Browsing. 13 00:01:08,736 --> 00:01:11,605 Window shopping, if I'm being completely honest. 14 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:14,508 I just started my Christmas shopping today, okay? 15 00:01:14,542 --> 00:01:17,445 Every year, I tell myself, start in July, 16 00:01:17,478 --> 00:01:19,313 do a little bit each month... 17 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:21,715 you'll be so happy when the Yuletide rolls in. 18 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,684 And I know what you're thinking: 19 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:26,120 tell us something about the person you're shopping for. 20 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:28,156 Do they have hobbies, interests, 21 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:29,457 fetishes... 22 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,225 allergies. 23 00:01:31,259 --> 00:01:33,194 Well, here's the thing. 24 00:01:33,227 --> 00:01:35,896 I am not entirely sure I want the gift 25 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:38,332 to be stolen per se. 26 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:41,369 No offense. 27 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:43,637 See what I did there, half-crackin'? 28 00:01:43,671 --> 00:01:45,439 I said "fence" 29 00:01:45,473 --> 00:01:47,575 'cause you're the premiere fence 30 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:49,443 on the West Coast. 31 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:51,579 El Proveedor. 32 00:01:55,516 --> 00:01:58,352 Provedor? 33 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:00,621 May I call you... 34 00:02:00,654 --> 00:02:02,223 Glenn? 35 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,528 * 36 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,371 Who the hell wears a beard over a beard? 37 00:02:17,405 --> 00:02:19,507 - Who wears a beard-beard? 38 00:02:19,540 --> 00:02:21,709 Overachievers. 39 00:02:21,742 --> 00:02:23,377 That's who, Jack. 40 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:28,682 * 41 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:32,520 Hook-beak! 42 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:35,189 Double hook-beak. 43 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:37,425 Finger. 44 00:02:49,437 --> 00:02:53,607 * 45 00:02:53,641 --> 00:02:55,543 - Hey, whoa, no. 46 00:02:55,576 --> 00:02:57,411 Easy, easy. 47 00:02:57,445 --> 00:02:59,647 Down, down. Put it down. 48 00:02:59,680 --> 00:03:01,815 Everyone. You. Put it down. 49 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:10,391 * Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight * 50 00:03:10,424 --> 00:03:13,261 * Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight tonight * 51 00:03:13,294 --> 00:03:14,695 * With you 52 00:03:14,728 --> 00:03:16,830 * 53 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:19,700 * Where is Santa at his sleigh? * 54 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:23,304 * Tell me, why is it always this way? * 55 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:25,706 * Where is Rudolph? Where is Blitzen? * 56 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:27,475 * Baby, Merry Christmas 57 00:03:27,508 --> 00:03:29,510 * Merry, merry, merry Christmas * 58 00:03:29,543 --> 00:03:30,811 * All the children are tucked in their beds * 59 00:03:32,846 --> 00:03:35,583 * Sugar-plum fairies dancing in their heads * 60 00:03:35,616 --> 00:03:38,719 * 61 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:46,327 * I love you and you love me * 62 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,695 - Oh, come on, let's go. 63 00:03:47,728 --> 00:03:50,464 * The way it's got to be * 64 00:03:50,498 --> 00:03:53,033 * I loved you from the start * 65 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:54,735 * 'Cause Christmas ain't the time * 66 00:03:54,768 --> 00:03:56,837 * For breaking each other's hearts * 67 00:03:56,870 --> 00:04:00,040 * Where is Santa at his sleigh? * 68 00:04:00,073 --> 00:04:03,344 * Tell me, why is it always this way? * 69 00:04:03,377 --> 00:04:05,846 * Where is Rudolph? Where is Blitzen? * 70 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:07,648 * Baby, Merry Christmas 71 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:09,717 * Merry, merry, merry Christmas * 72 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,620 * All the children are tucked in their beds * 73 00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:15,656 * Sugar-plum fairies dancing in their heads * 74 00:04:15,689 --> 00:04:18,359 * Snowball fighting, it's so exciting, baby * 75 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:22,530 - * Yeah, yeah, yeah 76 00:04:22,563 --> 00:04:24,865 * I love you, and you love me * 77 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:28,369 * And that's the way it's got to be * 78 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:31,071 * I loved you from the start * 79 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,341 * 'Cause Christmas ain't the time for breaking * 80 00:04:33,374 --> 00:04:35,075 * Each other's hearts 81 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:38,312 * Merry Christmas, I don't want to fight * 82 00:04:38,346 --> 00:04:41,815 * Tonight with you 83 00:04:54,562 --> 00:04:55,663 Damn it. 84 00:05:01,702 --> 00:05:03,937 Guys. Gentlemen. 85 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:07,808 Upon further review, this is not my sack. 86 00:05:07,841 --> 00:05:10,310 My sack is... much smaller. 87 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,414 So if you see my sack, 88 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:15,716 would you do me a favor and, uh... 89 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:19,853 The problem for me is Neil deGrasse Tyson 90 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:21,755 gets as much wrong as he gets right. 91 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,428 I mean, I just don't appreciate being talked down to, 92 00:05:27,461 --> 00:05:29,597 especially about astrophysics. 93 00:05:32,833 --> 00:05:34,668 Hawking is in the ballpark. 94 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,937 He gets it half right. He knows that. 95 00:05:38,639 --> 00:05:40,874 Do we have a security person? 96 00:05:44,445 --> 00:05:46,680 * 97 00:05:46,714 --> 00:05:47,781 I'm gonna have to see some ID... 98 00:05:47,815 --> 00:05:48,816 Ugh! 99 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:53,153 * 100 00:05:54,888 --> 00:06:01,762 * 101 00:06:07,801 --> 00:06:09,503 I don't remember giving you permission 102 00:06:09,537 --> 00:06:11,572 to borrow my Hagrid costume, Shawn. 103 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,777 * 104 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:18,846 - Gus, eyes forward. 105 00:06:18,879 --> 00:06:20,448 These guys are armed. 106 00:06:20,481 --> 00:06:21,982 Taking cases without me again? 107 00:06:22,015 --> 00:06:23,851 I have to take on cases without you; you have a job. 108 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:25,886 I gave the San Francisco detective thing a chance. 109 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,521 Eleven days, Gus. We were here for eleven days 110 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:28,989 before you got a full-time gig. 111 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:30,458 Look, how many times do we have to do this? 112 00:06:30,491 --> 00:06:32,660 I need security. Security! 113 00:06:33,827 --> 00:06:35,663 - Hey, man. Is that sourdough? 114 00:06:35,696 --> 00:06:37,665 You know damn well it's sourdough. 115 00:06:37,698 --> 00:06:39,433 Why don't you, uh, pass half that sweet sandy 116 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:40,768 under the table? 117 00:06:40,801 --> 00:06:42,570 You must be out of your damn mind. 118 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:43,704 Well, then will you at least do me a solid 119 00:06:43,737 --> 00:06:44,872 and go pull the fire alarm? 120 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,775 - If I pull the fire alarm, 121 00:06:47,808 --> 00:06:49,543 people will evacuate the whole building. 122 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:50,811 Yes, Gus. That's what I'm counting on. 123 00:06:51,845 --> 00:06:53,781 - Okay. 124 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,920 - Excuse me, sir. 125 00:06:59,953 --> 00:07:01,855 You guys looking for a transient with half a beard? 126 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:03,524 He pushed his way up to our elevator 127 00:07:03,557 --> 00:07:04,958 and broke my secret Santa gift. 128 00:07:04,992 --> 00:07:07,761 Would you mind taking your business outside? 129 00:07:07,795 --> 00:07:09,563 - He's in the elevator? 130 00:07:09,597 --> 00:07:10,698 Probably in the lobby by now. 131 00:07:10,731 --> 00:07:11,832 Let's go. 132 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:18,506 * 133 00:07:20,674 --> 00:07:22,242 - Burton? 134 00:07:22,275 --> 00:07:24,712 Can we have a word in my office? 135 00:07:26,046 --> 00:07:27,548 - Man... 136 00:07:30,083 --> 00:07:34,087 * 137 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,756 - * In between the lines 138 00:07:35,789 --> 00:07:37,825 * There's a lot of obscurity 139 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:41,094 * I'm not inclined to resign to maturity * 140 00:07:41,128 --> 00:07:43,063 * If it's all right 141 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:44,965 * Then you're all wrong 142 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:48,101 * But why bounce around to the same damn song * 143 00:07:48,135 --> 00:07:50,070 * 144 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:53,841 * You'd rather run when you can't crawl * 145 00:07:53,874 --> 00:07:55,709 * 146 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,578 * I know, you know 147 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:58,946 * That I'm not telling the truth * 148 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,848 * I know, you know 149 00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,282 * They just don't have any proof * 150 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:04,051 * Embrace the deception 151 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:05,819 * Learn how to bend 152 00:08:05,853 --> 00:08:07,655 * Your worst inhibitions 153 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:09,823 * Tend to psych you out ih the end * 154 00:08:09,857 --> 00:08:12,760 * 155 00:08:16,797 --> 00:08:18,566 - * It's Christmastime again 156 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:19,867 * 157 00:08:19,900 --> 00:08:22,770 * That magical time of year 158 00:08:22,803 --> 00:08:24,204 * 159 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:28,942 You do not want to know how far I had to go to get this. 160 00:08:28,976 --> 00:08:30,678 - No. - And to add insult to injury, 161 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,312 they'd never even heard of almond milk. 162 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,647 - What?! - Any of the nut milks. 163 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:34,915 - Ugh. - I know. 164 00:08:34,948 --> 00:08:36,650 - What'd I miss? - We got eight. 165 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:37,785 Hey, that's a solid day of work. 166 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,286 - Yeah. Let's just pack it in. 167 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,026 * 168 00:08:46,059 --> 00:08:49,563 - Soft pass? 169 00:08:49,597 --> 00:08:51,799 Or nine. I got one more. 170 00:08:51,832 --> 00:08:53,834 Copy. Just don't go alone. 171 00:09:01,341 --> 00:09:02,342 - She went alone. 172 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:03,811 Somebody cover her back. 173 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:06,680 Kidding. I'm on it. 174 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:13,721 * 175 00:09:21,128 --> 00:09:23,263 - Dude, you literally made 176 00:09:23,296 --> 00:09:25,599 every obvious move you could make. 177 00:09:25,633 --> 00:09:27,300 I say this with disappointment, 178 00:09:27,334 --> 00:09:29,302 because I was actually hoping to get in some cardio today. 179 00:09:32,072 --> 00:09:35,976 I'm so sorry, Juliet. 180 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,045 - What the hell are you doing? 181 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:40,313 I can explain. Please let me go. 182 00:09:44,985 --> 00:09:51,992 * 183 00:09:52,425 --> 00:09:54,628 - Go. 184 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,805 - He got away? 185 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:06,674 - Yep. 186 00:10:08,909 --> 00:10:10,744 - So he was just... 187 00:10:10,778 --> 00:10:13,747 transporting the goods from the café to the alley here. 188 00:10:13,781 --> 00:10:15,382 - I guess so. - That's what it looks like. 189 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:16,917 - Yeah. 190 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:26,960 * 191 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,842 - I'm absolutely dazzled 192 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,911 by what you've done with the place, Sammy. 193 00:10:43,944 --> 00:10:45,979 Problem is, you were not supposed to be home yet, 194 00:10:46,013 --> 00:10:48,348 but I'm nothing if not an improviser. 195 00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:50,818 - Billy? 196 00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:52,419 - Now let's be honest. 197 00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,154 I've never really looked like a Billy. 198 00:10:56,724 --> 00:10:57,925 Call me the Duke. 199 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:00,828 The Duke? 200 00:11:00,861 --> 00:11:02,462 Is this, uh, 201 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,932 "Extreme Makeover: Criminal Edition"? 202 00:11:06,233 --> 00:11:07,400 Looks good on you, though. 203 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,736 Yeah. 204 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:12,205 Um, in all fairness, though, 205 00:11:12,239 --> 00:11:14,708 there is something you should know. 206 00:11:18,078 --> 00:11:20,480 My partner's adamant about home security. 207 00:11:25,085 --> 00:11:27,721 - If we're going to do this, 208 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,857 then there's a fun fact you should know about me, mate. 209 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,960 I no longer work alone. 210 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,872 - Billy... 211 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,807 Come on, there's no need to escalate this. 212 00:11:46,840 --> 00:11:48,708 We can talk this through. 213 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:54,114 You know I hate negotiation, Samuel. 214 00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,991 - O'Hara? - Hi. 215 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:08,862 Um, I have a difficult, private matter 216 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:11,064 I need to talk to you about outside of the office. 217 00:12:11,098 --> 00:12:12,866 Okay, sure. Come on in. 218 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,434 - Thanks. 219 00:12:14,467 --> 00:12:17,204 Uh, just let me get Richard off to the airport. 220 00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,873 - Um... your husband's here? 221 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,875 Well, yeah, why wouldn't he be in our house? 222 00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,978 Oh, well, it's just in all of the time I've known you, 223 00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,980 I've never actually... 224 00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:27,981 seen him. 225 00:12:28,015 --> 00:12:29,516 - Really? 226 00:12:29,549 --> 00:12:30,784 Oh, that's not right. - Mm-hmm, yeah. 227 00:12:30,818 --> 00:12:31,919 - Just give me five minutes, 228 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:34,221 and we'll ride in together. 229 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:44,264 * 230 00:12:47,167 --> 00:12:48,969 - Please don't tell her. 231 00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:51,538 - What choice do I have? 232 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,007 You put me in this position. 233 00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:55,876 What the hell are you doing, Iris? 234 00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,510 There are these girls. They're awful. 235 00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,579 But they offered me a chance to be a part of them. 236 00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:00,981 And I just had to prove myself... 237 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,883 - You have to tell your mom. 238 00:13:02,916 --> 00:13:04,251 You know they want to make her the police commissioner. 239 00:13:04,284 --> 00:13:06,486 This will ruin everything. 240 00:13:08,088 --> 00:13:10,323 Okay. Here is what you are going to do. 241 00:13:10,357 --> 00:13:13,060 You are going to call me every single day. 242 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,195 You are never to hang out with those girls again, 243 00:13:15,228 --> 00:13:17,297 and should you find yourself being bullied, 244 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,966 you are going to text me where you are, 245 00:13:18,999 --> 00:13:20,901 and I will rain hell on the guilty party. 246 00:13:20,934 --> 00:13:22,269 Pinky swear? 247 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,205 - Oh, look at you two. 248 00:13:25,238 --> 00:13:28,008 Best friends. Slightly jealous. 249 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,142 Here. 250 00:13:30,543 --> 00:13:31,945 You ready? - Mm-hmm. 251 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,181 - Okay. 252 00:13:36,383 --> 00:13:38,585 - Chief... 253 00:13:38,618 --> 00:13:41,354 you know that thing I was gonna talk to you about? 254 00:13:41,388 --> 00:13:44,124 Y-you have a lot on your plate right now, 255 00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:45,292 and it's really not that important... 256 00:13:45,325 --> 00:13:46,860 - Okay, just stop. 257 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:47,961 I think I know what this is about, 258 00:13:47,995 --> 00:13:49,262 and it is important. 259 00:13:49,296 --> 00:13:51,631 - Oh, God, you do? - Of course I do. 260 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:54,234 But, you know, maybe... 261 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:57,037 maybe marriage was never gonna be the right choice for you. 262 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,238 - What? 263 00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,973 Oh, God, you know I love Shawn. 264 00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:02,209 And he is an extraordinary person, but maybe 265 00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:04,577 your goals and his goals were just never gonna line up 266 00:14:04,611 --> 00:14:05,879 in the end. 267 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:07,147 Oh, no. 268 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,648 Um, no. This is not about me. 269 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,083 - No, of course it's not, no. 270 00:14:10,117 --> 00:14:11,985 It's about the both of you. 271 00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:13,921 Okay, we are really misunderstanding each other 272 00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,055 right now. 273 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,156 - Okay, but it's easy to notice 274 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,557 that you don't wear a ring. 275 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:21,661 - Look, I am in no rush. 276 00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:22,930 - I just think the question is, 277 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:24,231 how long are you gonna wait? 278 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:28,101 I hope I'm wrong. 279 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,937 And I hope it's with Shawn. 280 00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:30,971 - Mm. 281 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,641 Sorry, yeah. 282 00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:36,109 O'Hara. 283 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:41,614 - The man who stole from me 284 00:14:41,648 --> 00:14:44,051 entered the boat right behind you. 285 00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:47,254 Tell me how you know him. 286 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,589 - I never seen him before. 287 00:14:51,191 --> 00:14:53,093 I'm not foolish enough to lie to you. 288 00:14:53,126 --> 00:14:55,228 Hey, El, we found something on the beard. 289 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:01,701 - Find this man. 290 00:15:01,734 --> 00:15:04,637 This Burton Guster. 291 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:17,951 * 292 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,997 It looks amazing, doesn't it? 293 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,999 I just finished the addition. 294 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,233 I matched it exactly 295 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,401 with the 30th Anniversary Blu-Ray. 296 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,136 - Of "Gremlins"? - Cheers. 297 00:15:36,169 --> 00:15:37,670 Shawn, we are eight feet underground 298 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,339 at the end of an alley in Chinatown. 299 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,975 Gus, don't be the comma in Earth, Wind & Fire. 300 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,711 This is a glorious triumph, 301 00:15:44,744 --> 00:15:46,446 especially considering all the restrictions you gave me. 302 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,315 - Restrictions? - Oh, let's see here: 303 00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,217 cable car adjacent, 304 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,452 gotta be smelling distance from Ghirardelli Square... 305 00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:54,221 That's half the city with my nose. 306 00:15:54,254 --> 00:15:56,023 And we both know the problem is the name. 307 00:15:56,056 --> 00:15:58,691 - You shut your drunk mouth. 308 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:00,393 That name is spun gold. 309 00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:01,995 It literally looks like a bunch of letters 310 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,030 pushed together. 311 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,099 - psychphrancisco. 312 00:16:06,133 --> 00:16:09,236 One word, all lowercase, ph for the f. 313 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:11,471 What's not to understand, Gus? 314 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:13,140 If we're gonna get walk-up traffic, 315 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,674 we need a business name that makes sense. 316 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:16,009 And we can't keep making additions 317 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,110 until we get more cases. 318 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:19,146 Gus. 319 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:20,447 I don't mean to talk down to you, 320 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,182 but are you familiar with the expression, 321 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,117 "you gotta spend money to buy things"? 322 00:16:24,151 --> 00:16:25,418 That's not at all how it goes, 323 00:16:25,452 --> 00:16:27,120 and you haven't heard it both ways. What... 324 00:16:27,154 --> 00:16:30,523 Immaterial, because we already have a case. 325 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:32,792 A big one. You should sit down. 326 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,694 - On what? - The rickshaw. 327 00:16:36,729 --> 00:16:38,265 Okay, listen. 328 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,133 Juliet's partner, sweet Sam Sloane... 329 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,501 he's in the ICU. 330 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,203 He was attacked in his own home last night. 331 00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,804 He's barely hanging on, Gus. 332 00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,273 We got to get down to the hospital right away. 333 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,541 Oh, man. And the police asked for us? 334 00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,310 Since when do they have to ask? 335 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,079 Gus, we show up, I do a little of this. 336 00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,213 Even less of that. One of those. 337 00:16:53,246 --> 00:16:54,414 The rest writes itself. 338 00:16:54,447 --> 00:16:55,815 Shawn, you know I can't do that. 339 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,284 I have to make all my holiday bonuses 340 00:16:57,317 --> 00:16:58,818 just to keep this money pit afloat. 341 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,553 I figured you'd say something like that. 342 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:02,555 Which is why I'm pitching this to sweeten the pot: 343 00:17:02,589 --> 00:17:04,091 as we drive across town, 344 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,493 we stop at every single Cinnabon. 345 00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,195 - I'm listening. 346 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,829 We Pandora up a Prince death tribute... 347 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:11,564 Shawn, you know Prince isn't really dead. 348 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:12,832 And by the time we're finished later tonight, 349 00:17:12,865 --> 00:17:14,434 you're at the observatory 350 00:17:14,467 --> 00:17:17,170 for the Starry Night Telescope Viewing Party 351 00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:18,438 on Mt. McCumber. 352 00:17:18,471 --> 00:17:20,440 That telescope party is tonight. 353 00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,175 I hear it gets wilder every year. 354 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:23,310 - Not possible, Shawn. 355 00:17:23,343 --> 00:17:24,811 Not possible. 356 00:17:24,844 --> 00:17:26,779 We'll see about that, won't we? 357 00:17:31,551 --> 00:17:33,253 Oh, wow. 358 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,188 Sam has a lot of friends. 359 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,190 Everyone's head's down. That can't be a good sign. 360 00:17:37,224 --> 00:17:38,325 All right, everyone, listen up. 361 00:17:38,358 --> 00:17:40,193 - Uh-oh. - Whoever did this 362 00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:42,462 had Inspector Sloane's alarm code, knew his schedule, 363 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,331 and shot him within a minute of him entering his own house. 364 00:17:44,364 --> 00:17:46,133 - I can't see anything. 365 00:17:46,166 --> 00:17:47,500 I see balloons over there. He's probably... 366 00:17:47,534 --> 00:17:48,568 We should've brought a cake or something. 367 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,869 - Is somebody here? 368 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,472 - Hello. - Chief. 369 00:17:52,505 --> 00:17:53,873 It's us, Chief. 370 00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,375 - Yes. - Uh, 'scuse us, guys. 371 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,310 I...I get it. It's unfair. 372 00:17:57,344 --> 00:17:58,845 You were here first, but it's just... 373 00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,447 it's impossible to see past you all, 374 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,614 'cause you're, like, 375 00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:03,116 what are you feeding them? 376 00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:04,617 - What are you doing here? 377 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:06,886 Uh, we...uh, we just came to pay our respects. 378 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:09,856 - Oh, that's very nice of you. 379 00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:11,224 You done yet? 380 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:14,227 I didn't realize there was a time limit. 381 00:18:14,261 --> 00:18:15,462 Please continue. 382 00:18:15,495 --> 00:18:16,563 Okay, the only thing that we know 383 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:17,830 that they were able to take 384 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,432 was Inspector Sloane's dongle. 385 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:20,900 - Oh, my God! - It's not what you think. 386 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,535 It's exactly what I think, Gus. 387 00:18:22,569 --> 00:18:24,204 These people are monsters and they must be stopped. 388 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:25,305 A dongle is a security device. 389 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:26,639 - Sure, for some people. 390 00:18:26,673 --> 00:18:28,308 You stick it into your computer. 391 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:29,376 Not my computer. Not since high school. 392 00:18:29,409 --> 00:18:30,877 Jules, back me up on this. 393 00:18:30,910 --> 00:18:31,911 - Shawn, stop talking. - All right. 394 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,246 - This particular device 395 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:34,814 allows an officer to access 396 00:18:34,847 --> 00:18:36,583 his or her confidential San Francisco PD files. 397 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:39,252 It's the only way that you can get into the system. 398 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,321 - You knew this? 399 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,389 Okay. All right. 400 00:18:42,422 --> 00:18:43,823 So this is different. 401 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:45,258 What you're saying is a different thing. 402 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:47,260 My bad. Please continue. 403 00:18:47,294 --> 00:18:49,162 Okay, Inspector Sloane's dongle was right-angled 404 00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:50,197 and purple. 405 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:51,264 - Ha, ha, ha. 406 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:52,532 - Oh, my God. 407 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:54,567 Well, it's a little silly, isn't it? 408 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:56,536 - A word? 409 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:59,206 Outside. 410 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:01,274 Excuse us, guys. Sorry. 411 00:19:01,308 --> 00:19:02,875 - Hey, hon, what's up? 412 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:04,411 - Why are you here? - To offer our services. 413 00:19:04,444 --> 00:19:05,912 He's here to offer our services. 414 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,280 I'm about to go check out some black holes. 415 00:19:07,314 --> 00:19:08,515 That was a bad choice of words. 416 00:19:08,548 --> 00:19:10,317 Out of context, I regretted it. 417 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:11,951 Sweetheart, this is Sam, okay? He's family. 418 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,520 We're all in this thing together. 419 00:19:13,553 --> 00:19:14,687 - Shawn, your offer is lovely, 420 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:15,955 but the answer is no, 421 00:19:15,988 --> 00:19:17,424 and don't push me on this. 422 00:19:17,457 --> 00:19:18,925 Go home, go now, 423 00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:20,393 good-bye. 424 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,595 - Wow. - What? 425 00:19:24,397 --> 00:19:26,499 - Mm-mm-mm. 426 00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:28,268 Where the hell did you get a waffle? 427 00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,302 - Don't worry about it, Shawn. 428 00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:40,146 - Dude, she's so hardcore. 429 00:19:41,881 --> 00:19:43,450 Shawn, she's dealing with a lot. 430 00:19:43,483 --> 00:19:44,951 You need to give her some space. 431 00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:46,686 Now, listen, tonight's moon is a waxing gibbous 432 00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:48,421 and Venus is in retrograde. 433 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,722 So we need to be at that telescope before... 434 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:50,857 Gus, I can't do this with you right now. 435 00:19:50,890 --> 00:19:52,359 Or ever, for that matter. 436 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,394 - Psst. 437 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,995 Guys. Over here. 438 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,797 - Nick Conforth? 439 00:19:57,830 --> 00:19:59,599 - Why are you hiding? 440 00:19:59,632 --> 00:20:00,733 - I don't like hospitals. 441 00:20:00,767 --> 00:20:01,834 - Then why are you at one? 442 00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,470 - In San Francisco, no less. 443 00:20:03,503 --> 00:20:05,004 - I came to see Sam. 444 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,006 I was his instructor at the Academy. 445 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,675 He was one of my best. We're still close. 446 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:09,976 So close that you're hanging outside? 447 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,478 - Juliet kicked me out. 448 00:20:11,511 --> 00:20:12,612 - Huh. Us too. 449 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,414 - Ah, that's not a coincidence. 450 00:20:14,447 --> 00:20:16,483 Listen, I don't know how to tell you this, 451 00:20:16,516 --> 00:20:18,518 but she's hiding something. 452 00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,020 - Juliet, my Juliet? - Nick, you sound paranoid. 453 00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,822 Plus you're mixing horizontal and vertical stripes. 454 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:23,923 While hiding behind a reindeer and a menorah. 455 00:20:23,956 --> 00:20:25,592 - Hurts your credibility. 456 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:26,893 It's theologically incongruous. 457 00:20:26,926 --> 00:20:28,595 Look, Sam called me yesterday. 458 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:29,896 He was adamant no one could be trusted. 459 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,398 I said, what about your partner? 460 00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:32,832 He said, "Especially not her." 461 00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:35,001 24 hours later, he's dead. 462 00:20:35,034 --> 00:20:36,503 - No, no, he's not dead. 463 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,004 - Sorry. Survivor's remorse. 464 00:20:39,839 --> 00:20:41,774 If this has anything to do with my girlfriend... 465 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:43,643 - Fiancé. - Fiancé, 466 00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:45,011 you have to tell me everything you know, Nick. 467 00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:47,680 Sam said he kept getting these calls 468 00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,482 from the same burner number. 469 00:20:49,516 --> 00:20:50,917 Something about "the crimes of Juliet." 470 00:20:50,950 --> 00:20:52,685 He'd narrowed it down to a signal 471 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,053 that was pinged off of a tower near Highway 18. 472 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,755 He was gonna check it out. 473 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:57,857 Next thing I know, Sam's been killed. 474 00:20:57,890 --> 00:20:59,526 - He's still breathing. - Respirator. 475 00:20:59,559 --> 00:21:01,594 Yes, sorry. That's on me. 476 00:21:01,628 --> 00:21:03,530 Guys, you know I still have my issues. 477 00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:05,998 I crumble like pie crust in the field. 478 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:07,967 I saw you coming in here and I thought 479 00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:10,637 maybe, hopefully, you could check it out, since I can't. 480 00:21:10,670 --> 00:21:12,605 - No chance in hell. - Absolutely. 481 00:21:12,639 --> 00:21:14,741 - Great. You guys are the best. 482 00:21:18,711 --> 00:21:20,813 Go. - What did I just say, Shawn? 483 00:21:20,847 --> 00:21:22,949 I don't know, something about waxing Leeza Gibbons. 484 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:30,657 Shawn, we've been walking for an hour. 485 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:33,460 There's nothing around for miles. 486 00:21:35,928 --> 00:21:37,830 Aha. What do you suppose the range is 487 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,466 on that cell phone tower? 488 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:40,767 There's nothing here but woods, pollen, 489 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:41,968 and fruit bats. 490 00:21:42,001 --> 00:21:43,603 Ah, ah, ah, oh! What's this? 491 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,472 Sunnyvale Mental Hospital. 492 00:21:45,505 --> 00:21:48,508 Uh, no. I'm not going to another insane asylum, Shawn. 493 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:49,876 The sun is starting to go down, 494 00:21:49,909 --> 00:21:51,478 and all the good telescopes are gonna be gone. 495 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:52,779 Dues are gonna be doing eye-sneezes 496 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:53,813 all over the equipment. 497 00:21:53,846 --> 00:21:55,682 - Man! All we have to do 498 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:56,783 is go to the front desk and ask if there's a patient 499 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:58,551 with cell phone access. 500 00:21:58,585 --> 00:21:59,886 That's it! Then we're off to Mt. McCumber 501 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,754 where you can suck it. - You suck it. 502 00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,656 * Suck it, suck it, suck it * 503 00:22:03,690 --> 00:22:06,025 * Come on, son 504 00:22:07,126 --> 00:22:08,695 - The hell is an eye-sneeze? 505 00:22:08,728 --> 00:22:09,929 Don't act like you don't know. 506 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:17,704 * Come on, son 507 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,572 - This is not the road, Shawn. 508 00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:20,940 - Well, it has to be the road, 509 00:22:20,973 --> 00:22:22,875 because there are no other roads. 510 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,647 * 511 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,648 What? 512 00:22:28,681 --> 00:22:30,550 - Dude. 513 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,684 It says this place has been closed for two years. 514 00:22:31,718 --> 00:22:33,019 - That's weird. - Shawn, 515 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:34,621 we need to get out of here. 516 00:22:34,654 --> 00:22:36,689 Gus, don't be the tender sweetness 517 00:22:36,723 --> 00:22:38,625 of a seasick crocodile. 518 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:42,629 We need... 519 00:22:42,662 --> 00:22:44,831 to go in. 520 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:03,650 What is that? I know you hear that. 521 00:23:03,683 --> 00:23:05,952 What is that? 522 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:14,661 Oh, my God. 523 00:23:14,694 --> 00:23:15,962 Are you playing Pokémon Go? 524 00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,797 You know this is how I manage my stress. 525 00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:19,699 I'm trying to hatch a ten-kilometer egg 526 00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:21,167 and I'm pretty sure there might be a Jigglypuff in there. 527 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:22,802 - Stop it. - You stop it. 528 00:23:22,835 --> 00:23:24,003 You stop it right now. This is... 529 00:23:27,073 --> 00:23:28,941 Gus, somebody tapped into the power lines. 530 00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:35,982 This used to be the high-security ward. 531 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:38,017 That's why they built it originally as a submarine. 532 00:23:38,050 --> 00:23:39,952 It was never a submarine, Shawn. 533 00:23:39,986 --> 00:23:41,588 - You don't know submarines. 534 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:42,855 I know you don't know. I know that. 535 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:00,973 Bad idea, Shawn. - What do we think? 536 00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:02,942 I say we slowly start walking backwards 537 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:04,611 so we never take our eyes off of whatever poltergeist 538 00:24:04,644 --> 00:24:06,045 is making that glowing over there, 539 00:24:06,078 --> 00:24:07,914 and then, we'll be out of the demon's reach. 540 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,716 We wind-sprint back to the car. 541 00:24:09,749 --> 00:24:11,117 I'll leave first because my heart is the purest. 542 00:24:11,150 --> 00:24:12,819 - It's definitely the blackest. 543 00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:14,687 My heart is not the... 544 00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:17,056 Dude, that sound is not human. 545 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:20,827 - Agree to agree. 546 00:24:34,874 --> 00:24:37,243 Shawn, I don't care what that light is over there. 547 00:24:37,276 --> 00:24:39,045 There's no way we're gonna get past that snapping... 548 00:24:41,748 --> 00:24:43,750 Gus, whatever got Sam attacked 549 00:24:43,783 --> 00:24:44,817 is right around that corner. 550 00:24:44,851 --> 00:24:46,653 And it's so serious that 551 00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:48,020 the bad guys have a guard dog on a pogo stick 552 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:49,789 holding down the fort. 553 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,659 I need you to put on your thinking helmet. 554 00:24:52,692 --> 00:24:54,794 - Man! - I'll wait. 555 00:24:57,296 --> 00:24:59,298 - Chin strap. 556 00:25:02,034 --> 00:25:04,203 - You hear that? - I don't hear anything, Shawn. 557 00:25:06,072 --> 00:25:08,007 - Exactly. 558 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:09,809 The pooch is gone. 559 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:12,178 And there's no sign of another human being. 560 00:25:12,211 --> 00:25:14,981 The coast is clear. 561 00:25:17,249 --> 00:25:19,251 Damn it, Gus, is there no end to this? 562 00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:29,829 Gus, wait a minute. 563 00:25:31,731 --> 00:25:33,766 That dog is a rescue. - I don't care! 564 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:35,201 It means the bad guys who adopted him 565 00:25:35,234 --> 00:25:36,803 trained him to be all ugly. 566 00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:38,204 - I still don't care, Shawn. 567 00:25:38,237 --> 00:25:40,907 - It means I can turn him. - Into what? 568 00:25:40,940 --> 00:25:42,975 Rescue dogs don't have ugly hearts. 569 00:25:43,009 --> 00:25:45,244 Shawn, there is no way that dog doesn't eat your face. 570 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:46,946 Guys, don't be the C above middle C 571 00:25:46,979 --> 00:25:48,247 in "Those Endearing Young Charms." 572 00:25:48,280 --> 00:25:49,816 I have seen three and a half episodes 573 00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:50,917 of "The Dog Whisperer." 574 00:25:50,950 --> 00:25:52,819 So? 575 00:25:52,852 --> 00:25:54,286 What are you doing? 576 00:25:54,320 --> 00:25:56,055 - I'm doing what he does. - Why would he do that? 577 00:25:56,088 --> 00:25:57,724 - Because it works. - Will you stop it? 578 00:25:57,757 --> 00:25:58,858 You should take off your helmet. 579 00:25:58,891 --> 00:25:59,926 I'm pretty sure it's broken. 580 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:02,995 - I got this. 581 00:26:24,851 --> 00:26:27,987 Hi. Hi, buddy. 582 00:26:29,221 --> 00:26:32,959 Who's a good boy? 583 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:35,094 Who's a sweet boy? 584 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,396 Sit, sit. 585 00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:42,101 Gus, Gus! 586 00:26:42,134 --> 00:26:44,303 I'm going to lose. 587 00:26:46,172 --> 00:26:47,406 What the hell is that? 588 00:26:47,439 --> 00:26:49,308 Cherry Chipotle Turkey Jerky. 589 00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:50,943 You've had that the whole time?! 590 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:52,311 You know I'm a nervous eater, Shawn. 591 00:26:52,344 --> 00:26:54,146 Well, give it to me, for the love of God! 592 00:26:54,180 --> 00:26:55,882 What? You do realize this stuff costs $19 an ounce? 593 00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:58,184 - I will pay you back! - Come on, son. 594 00:27:02,088 --> 00:27:03,155 Try not to give him the whole thing 595 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:04,190 if you don't have to, Shawn. 596 00:27:04,223 --> 00:27:06,225 - Look. Look what I have. 597 00:27:06,258 --> 00:27:08,327 It's all for you, Damien. - No. 598 00:27:09,328 --> 00:27:11,197 Shawn! It's not all for him! 599 00:27:11,831 --> 00:27:14,100 Aw, man. - Gus, he likes it! 600 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:16,903 He likes it. Come here. 601 00:27:16,936 --> 00:27:19,405 Oh, come here. Oh. 602 00:27:19,438 --> 00:27:21,107 Who has a heart full of love? 603 00:27:21,140 --> 00:27:23,109 Did you like that jerky? 604 00:27:23,142 --> 00:27:25,377 Oh, look, yeah. Look at this, Gus. 605 00:27:25,411 --> 00:27:27,313 Get in here. Sweet little man. 606 00:27:27,346 --> 00:27:30,082 Thought he was getting adopted by a family with a house 607 00:27:30,116 --> 00:27:31,984 and a big backyard, and he ends up here 608 00:27:32,018 --> 00:27:34,253 in some haunted, abandoned mental asylum. 609 00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:35,922 And the next thing you know, he's eating $56 worth 610 00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:37,256 of organic jerky. 611 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:38,991 He doesn't deserve a life like this. 612 00:27:39,025 --> 00:27:40,827 I feel the same way sometimes, Shawn. 613 00:27:45,097 --> 00:27:47,233 This is a bad idea, Shawn. 614 00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:52,338 * 615 00:27:52,371 --> 00:27:54,340 What the hell? 616 00:27:54,373 --> 00:27:55,975 - Gus, whoever did this, 617 00:27:56,008 --> 00:27:57,443 they have access to the entirety 618 00:27:57,476 --> 00:27:59,211 of the San Francisco Police Department. 619 00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:01,480 Dude, Sam put his name on his dongle. 620 00:28:01,513 --> 00:28:03,049 First time that hasn't been funny to me. 621 00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:04,050 - Eh... - You're right. 622 00:28:04,083 --> 00:28:06,385 It's not not-funny. 623 00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:14,160 - This is not good, Shawn. 624 00:28:14,193 --> 00:28:16,095 This is all of Juliet's personal information. 625 00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:18,130 Surveillance photos... they're spying on her. 626 00:28:18,164 --> 00:28:19,999 - You think she might be next? 627 00:28:22,401 --> 00:28:25,271 This document is called "The Crimes of Juliet O'Hara." 628 00:28:25,304 --> 00:28:27,106 - Oh, my God. - I know. 629 00:28:27,139 --> 00:28:28,307 That's a killer title for a Hallmark movie. 630 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:29,942 - Gus, don't be ridiculous. 631 00:28:29,976 --> 00:28:31,477 Jules would never do a Hallmark movie. 632 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:33,412 "There's a demon amongst you"? 633 00:28:33,445 --> 00:28:35,114 "She must be judged." 634 00:28:35,147 --> 00:28:36,348 What? 635 00:28:36,382 --> 00:28:38,117 This manifesto basically paints her 636 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:39,919 as Harvey Keitel from "Cop Land." 637 00:28:39,952 --> 00:28:41,187 He had an above-ground pool, Shawn. 638 00:28:41,220 --> 00:28:43,022 Exactly. None of this is true. 639 00:28:54,033 --> 00:29:01,173 * 640 00:29:01,440 --> 00:29:02,909 - Anyone expecting a visitor? 641 00:29:04,911 --> 00:29:07,013 Perimeter check, now. 642 00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:09,181 Now! 643 00:29:09,882 --> 00:29:11,417 When I say things, I want you to do them. 644 00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:12,518 That's why I'm the boss, 645 00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:13,886 and you're my henchpeople. 646 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:17,256 * 647 00:29:17,289 --> 00:29:19,191 Gus, I got to go back inside. 648 00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:20,426 - What? - I forgot something. 649 00:29:20,459 --> 00:29:21,928 I'm not going back alone, Shawn! 650 00:29:21,961 --> 00:29:23,329 - I'll meet you at the car. - What?! 651 00:29:23,362 --> 00:29:25,197 Shawn! - Just stick to the road. 652 00:29:25,231 --> 00:29:27,867 Keep clear of the moors! Beware of the moon, Gus! 653 00:29:36,375 --> 00:29:37,509 Start the car! Start the car! 654 00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:39,045 Start the car! Start the car! 655 00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:46,052 Oh, my God, what are you doing, Shawn? 656 00:29:46,085 --> 00:29:47,586 I'm naming him Morrissey. First name Steven. 657 00:29:47,619 --> 00:29:49,255 I'm not leaving with that thing, Shawn. 658 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:50,322 - Fine. I'll drive. - Wh...argh! 659 00:29:50,356 --> 00:29:51,858 I got it! I got it! 660 00:29:51,891 --> 00:29:53,325 Don't touch that wheel! 661 00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:54,927 Don't touch your wheel! 662 00:29:54,961 --> 00:29:56,262 It's too late. I already touched mine. 663 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,363 Ow! - I know what I'm doing. 664 00:29:57,396 --> 00:29:58,965 Let me... 665 00:29:58,998 --> 00:30:01,367 - Watch out. - Hold the dog back, Shawn! 666 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:03,903 You have a dog in the car. Look, hands off. 667 00:30:03,936 --> 00:30:05,404 Look what's happening now. 668 00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:07,239 I got it. I know what to do, Shawn. 669 00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:09,876 I know what to do. I got it, Shawn. I got it. 670 00:30:09,909 --> 00:30:11,310 Are you familiar with Einstein's 671 00:30:11,343 --> 00:30:12,879 definition of insanity? 672 00:30:12,912 --> 00:30:14,480 The dog is blocking my mirror, Shawn. 673 00:30:14,513 --> 00:30:16,382 Blocking...why are you using a mirror? 674 00:30:16,415 --> 00:30:18,317 It's pitch black out here. - Your mama's pitch black. 675 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:19,585 We both wish that were true. 676 00:30:19,618 --> 00:30:21,353 I don't know what I mean by that. 677 00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:22,989 Here we go, here we go. I got it, Shawn. 678 00:30:23,022 --> 00:30:24,456 Bang it out, bang it out. 679 00:30:24,490 --> 00:30:26,258 Come on, Gus, just bang it out. 680 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:27,994 Bang it out, bang it out, bang it out, bang it out. 681 00:30:28,027 --> 00:30:29,962 Bang it out, bang it out, bang it out. 682 00:30:29,996 --> 00:30:32,899 Wait, wait, wait, wait. You should have it on this one. 683 00:30:32,932 --> 00:30:35,367 Okay, one more. - Come on, come on. 684 00:30:35,401 --> 00:30:36,635 I can see it, the light at the end of the tunnel! 685 00:30:36,668 --> 00:30:39,305 - Death to the world! 686 00:30:41,007 --> 00:30:43,475 I'm glad you could find a few moments to rest. 687 00:30:43,509 --> 00:30:44,944 Did you find anything? 688 00:30:44,977 --> 00:30:47,379 I detected the scent of black cherry, 689 00:30:47,413 --> 00:30:49,415 with a slight hint of chipotle. 690 00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,887 - We've been compromised. 691 00:30:54,921 --> 00:30:56,989 So I'm gonna have to speed things up a little. 692 00:30:57,023 --> 00:31:00,626 And Christmas, my friends, is about to come a bit early. 693 00:31:15,641 --> 00:31:22,648 * 694 00:31:30,656 --> 00:31:32,024 - No, no, no, Chief! 695 00:31:32,058 --> 00:31:33,625 Don't shoot him! Don't shoot him! 696 00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:34,927 He's a gift! He's a gift for you and the family! 697 00:31:34,961 --> 00:31:36,662 - Aww, Mr. Spencer? 698 00:31:36,695 --> 00:31:38,430 What are you doing at my house 699 00:31:38,464 --> 00:31:41,333 with an attack dog in the middle of the night? 700 00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:42,668 First of all, it's, like, 9:00. 701 00:31:42,701 --> 00:31:44,703 What time do you go to bed, Chief? 702 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,538 More importantly, 703 00:31:46,572 --> 00:31:48,407 we found Sam Sloane's assailant. 704 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:49,942 He is at Sunnyvale Psychiatric Hospital. 705 00:31:49,976 --> 00:31:51,443 We saw him, or at least his shadow, 706 00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:53,079 and a couple other scary shadows. 707 00:31:53,112 --> 00:31:55,547 It was terrifying. - Well, did he see you? 708 00:31:55,581 --> 00:31:57,183 Of course not. I'm like a wraith in a London fog. 709 00:31:57,216 --> 00:31:59,018 What about when you went back and stole his dog? 710 00:31:59,051 --> 00:32:02,021 - You stole this dog? - No. We liberated it. 711 00:32:02,054 --> 00:32:04,356 We liberated Morrissey, didn't we? Yes, we did. 712 00:32:04,390 --> 00:32:06,625 And now he's yours. Merry Christmas. 713 00:32:06,658 --> 00:32:08,160 Do you have, like, a crate or something, 714 00:32:08,194 --> 00:32:09,461 just until he gets over this whole 715 00:32:09,495 --> 00:32:10,729 attacking strangers thing? 716 00:32:18,070 --> 00:32:19,405 - Why didn't that work for me? 717 00:32:19,438 --> 00:32:20,739 'Cause you're a dumbass, Shawn. 718 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:22,408 - Did you call O'Hara? - Of course. 719 00:32:22,441 --> 00:32:23,709 I've been calling her and texting her. 720 00:32:23,742 --> 00:32:25,044 She's not responding to anything. 721 00:32:25,077 --> 00:32:26,578 Why do you think we're here? 722 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:27,746 You said to gift me an attack dog. 723 00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:29,081 - Sure, but that's ancillary. 724 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:30,149 Are you coming with us or not? 725 00:32:30,182 --> 00:32:31,750 - Yes, of course. 726 00:32:31,783 --> 00:32:33,185 Great. Now, would you watch a movie of the week 727 00:32:33,219 --> 00:32:34,720 called "The Crimes of Juliet O'Hara"? 728 00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:39,125 - It's right up here, Chief. 729 00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:40,592 Right through this... 730 00:32:45,697 --> 00:32:48,500 Spanish Prisoner'd again. 731 00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:50,702 Chief, I swear. You gotta believe us. 732 00:32:50,736 --> 00:32:53,039 There was a whole bank of monitors here, 733 00:32:53,072 --> 00:32:54,640 and they all had access to your department's files. 734 00:32:54,673 --> 00:32:56,108 Dude, they're back. 735 00:32:56,142 --> 00:32:57,476 Let's get out of here. 736 00:32:57,509 --> 00:32:59,111 - Get out of here? - Yes. 737 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:00,546 Mr. Guster, this is my first field action 738 00:33:00,579 --> 00:33:02,214 in two years. 739 00:33:02,248 --> 00:33:04,116 Do you have any idea what the chief of police does? 740 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,651 Yeah, they cut ribbons and stuff. 741 00:33:05,684 --> 00:33:07,119 - Exactly. 742 00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:08,487 It's awful. 743 00:33:08,520 --> 00:33:11,757 So, if you'll excuse me, 744 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:14,660 I am going to go shoot some bad guys. 745 00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:17,163 Come on. 746 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:20,732 Dude, what is the five-second rule on... 747 00:33:20,766 --> 00:33:23,669 - Don't. Just don't. 748 00:33:27,739 --> 00:33:29,641 Freeze! 749 00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:31,143 - O'Hara? - Chief? 750 00:33:31,177 --> 00:33:32,678 - What are you doing here? 751 00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:34,146 I came here to help Shawn and Gus. 752 00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:35,681 Jules, we didn't report this. 753 00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:38,050 No, but you ran over 45 traffic cones, 754 00:33:38,084 --> 00:33:39,451 tripped four silent gate alarms, 755 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:40,819 and knocked over a Cal-Trans trailer 756 00:33:40,852 --> 00:33:42,454 while you were speeding away. 757 00:33:42,488 --> 00:33:43,822 He was driving. 758 00:33:43,855 --> 00:33:45,524 Okay, they believe that Inspector Sloane 759 00:33:45,557 --> 00:33:47,193 was attacked because of you, 760 00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:48,694 and that they found some rambling manifesto 761 00:33:48,727 --> 00:33:50,196 called "The Juliet O'Hara Crimes." 762 00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:51,730 "The Crimes of Juliet O'Hara." 763 00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:53,832 It sounds like an NBC show the way you say it. 764 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,201 - Where is this manifesto? 765 00:33:55,234 --> 00:33:56,702 - It's gone. - Jules, 766 00:33:56,735 --> 00:33:58,637 I've been texting you and calling you. 767 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,206 Where have you been? 768 00:34:00,239 --> 00:34:01,707 I asked you guys not to meddle in this case. 769 00:34:01,740 --> 00:34:03,542 Please, just go home. 770 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,077 You know what? No. I am done being nice. 771 00:34:05,111 --> 00:34:06,245 Go home! 772 00:34:07,213 --> 00:34:09,148 Please. No. No please. 773 00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:10,616 No please! You know what? 774 00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:11,850 Just get out of here. Go to your... 775 00:34:11,883 --> 00:34:14,086 planetarium party. - Fine with me. 776 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,754 There's a telescope with my right eye's name on it. 777 00:34:15,787 --> 00:34:17,223 - Yeah, fine. 778 00:34:18,357 --> 00:34:20,592 Just be careful, huh? 779 00:34:20,626 --> 00:34:23,329 Sweetheart. 780 00:34:23,362 --> 00:34:25,564 Your right eye has a name? - D'Ontario. 781 00:34:25,597 --> 00:34:27,333 - What's the left eye? - Lisa Lopes. 782 00:34:27,366 --> 00:34:29,601 - Walked right into that. - You need to tighten it up. 783 00:34:32,238 --> 00:34:34,240 Okay, what are the chances that any of these dudes 784 00:34:34,273 --> 00:34:35,741 know how a baby is made? 785 00:34:35,774 --> 00:34:37,843 Hate all you want, Shawn. 786 00:34:37,876 --> 00:34:39,211 But those who look to the stars 787 00:34:39,245 --> 00:34:41,147 are destined to find... 788 00:34:44,916 --> 00:34:47,786 Oh, my gosh. - Whoa. 789 00:34:47,819 --> 00:34:49,855 Okay, once and for all, 790 00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:52,224 please explain the thumb to nostril thing to me. 791 00:34:52,258 --> 00:34:54,126 - It's my battle cry, Shawn. 792 00:34:54,160 --> 00:34:55,894 I'm gonna go over there and make that woman mine. 793 00:34:55,927 --> 00:34:58,330 It gives me the split second I need to plan my approach. 794 00:34:58,364 --> 00:35:00,766 - Sure. 795 00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:02,868 - Wait... what is happening? 796 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:04,536 - I don't know. 797 00:35:04,570 --> 00:35:06,138 It would appear that she's coming this way. 798 00:35:06,172 --> 00:35:07,206 Well, that's not right. Do you know her? 799 00:35:07,239 --> 00:35:08,640 - Why would I know a woman 800 00:35:08,674 --> 00:35:10,142 in a "Nine Planet Solar System" T-shirt? 801 00:35:10,176 --> 00:35:11,310 Well, I don't know her, Shawn, 802 00:35:11,343 --> 00:35:12,311 and she's ruining my approach. 803 00:35:12,344 --> 00:35:13,812 I am the hunter. Me. 804 00:35:13,845 --> 00:35:14,846 Cheetahs don't wait for gazelles 805 00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:16,382 to hop into their mouth. 806 00:35:16,415 --> 00:35:17,616 Dude, I think you might be the gazelle. 807 00:35:17,649 --> 00:35:18,850 - He-dee-ho. - Hello. 808 00:35:18,884 --> 00:35:20,786 - My name is Burton Guster, 809 00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:22,388 and this is my partner, White Privilege. 810 00:35:22,421 --> 00:35:24,923 - Eh, that's my bit. - I'm Selene. 811 00:35:24,956 --> 00:35:27,893 It means "moon." Is that business card for me? 812 00:35:27,926 --> 00:35:30,362 You know it is. Cell number's on the back. 813 00:35:30,396 --> 00:35:32,831 In pencil. 814 00:35:32,864 --> 00:35:34,666 - Wanna look? 815 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:37,836 - I was hoping you'd never ask. 816 00:35:37,869 --> 00:35:40,172 Well, that didn't come out right. 817 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:47,813 - Chief, I'm a good cop. 818 00:35:47,846 --> 00:35:49,415 - You're the best cop I have. 819 00:35:49,448 --> 00:35:51,683 I may have an idea who did this, 820 00:35:51,717 --> 00:35:53,919 but I am the only one who can fix it. 821 00:35:53,952 --> 00:35:55,321 I need to go it alone. 822 00:35:55,354 --> 00:35:56,922 - The answer to that is no. 823 00:35:56,955 --> 00:35:58,790 I wish I could be more forthcoming with you, 824 00:35:58,824 --> 00:36:02,261 but Chief, I need you to trust me. 825 00:36:02,294 --> 00:36:03,862 Please. 826 00:36:06,465 --> 00:36:08,300 - You have 24 hours. 827 00:36:08,334 --> 00:36:09,968 If Sam wakes up, I'll only need 12. 828 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:11,837 I'm going to the hospital. 829 00:36:20,879 --> 00:36:23,782 That's where it would be, planet number nine. 830 00:36:23,815 --> 00:36:27,719 Obviously, if this telescope were powerful enough. 831 00:36:27,753 --> 00:36:31,290 I hate to correct you, but Pluto's way over there. 832 00:36:31,323 --> 00:36:33,259 Why would I be pointing it at Pluto? 833 00:36:33,292 --> 00:36:34,793 'Cause you're showing me the ninth planet. 834 00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:37,629 - Yes. I'm showing you Eris. 835 00:36:37,663 --> 00:36:38,930 - Eris? 836 00:36:38,964 --> 00:36:40,299 The dwarf planet? 837 00:36:42,901 --> 00:36:44,770 Eris is stupid. 838 00:36:44,803 --> 00:36:46,972 Pluto is, has been, and will always be the ninth planet. 839 00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:49,241 Why would we make Pluto a planet again? 840 00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:51,910 We've already rectified that mistake. 841 00:36:51,943 --> 00:36:53,979 - "Mistake"? 842 00:36:54,012 --> 00:36:56,014 Hasn't Pluto been through enough already? 843 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,449 - Ohh... 844 00:36:57,483 --> 00:37:00,486 - Eris is bigger. - By 15 miles. 845 00:37:00,519 --> 00:37:02,988 By your logic, why don't we make everything a planet? 846 00:37:03,021 --> 00:37:04,890 Why don't we make that Nativity Jesus a planet? 847 00:37:04,923 --> 00:37:06,758 Why don't we make your forehead a planet? 848 00:37:06,792 --> 00:37:08,794 - What? 849 00:37:11,863 --> 00:37:13,765 * Merry Christmas, merry Christmas * 850 00:37:13,799 --> 00:37:15,434 * But I think I'll miss this one this year * 851 00:37:17,503 --> 00:37:19,805 * But I think I'll miss this one this year * 852 00:37:19,838 --> 00:37:22,808 * Merry Christmas, merry Christmas * 853 00:37:26,077 --> 00:37:27,913 Did I read that situation incorrectly? 854 00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:32,284 - Come on, son. 855 00:37:33,485 --> 00:37:35,787 We're leaving? Are you crazy? 856 00:37:35,821 --> 00:37:37,989 That's probably your best chance ever at finding a wife! 857 00:37:44,062 --> 00:37:46,798 - Wheelchair to Admitting. 858 00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:50,302 We need a wheelchair at Admitting please. 859 00:37:50,336 --> 00:37:53,305 We need to clear this area now, go. 860 00:37:56,742 --> 00:38:03,749 * 861 00:38:31,777 --> 00:38:32,411 - I'm so sorry about the delay. 862 00:38:34,145 --> 00:38:36,114 The forensic report was right here, 863 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,716 and somehow, my new assistant managed to lose it already. 864 00:38:37,749 --> 00:38:40,719 Found it! Oh, false alarm. 865 00:38:40,752 --> 00:38:43,121 This is actually the new issue of "Men's Health." 866 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,857 Wow, Ryan Reynolds is more jacked than ever. 867 00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:47,859 You know, I used to be a personal trainer. 868 00:38:47,893 --> 00:38:49,127 Oh. Hi, Shawn. 869 00:38:53,632 --> 00:38:55,734 * 870 00:38:56,768 --> 00:38:58,136 - Oh, my God. 871 00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:00,939 Yeah. Woody, what are you doing here? 872 00:39:00,972 --> 00:39:02,107 - What? Don't look at me. 873 00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:03,775 I can explain. 874 00:39:03,809 --> 00:39:06,144 Thank God Karen and Butterfly here 875 00:39:06,177 --> 00:39:08,614 have hearts the size of Anchorage. 876 00:39:08,647 --> 00:39:09,915 - I voted no. 877 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:13,785 She's so saucy. I can't take it sometimes. 878 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,556 This is called an NBA hug. 879 00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:18,890 - Let's call it one-and-done. 880 00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:20,692 - Copy that. 881 00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:21,993 Seriously, man, what the hell happened? 882 00:39:22,027 --> 00:39:23,695 You were...you were in Sacramento. 883 00:39:23,729 --> 00:39:25,731 You had season tickets to the Kings. 884 00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:28,900 Yeah, I got the gig as head medical examiner 885 00:39:28,934 --> 00:39:30,636 for the State of California. 886 00:39:30,669 --> 00:39:32,671 Lassiter threw me a party at Buca di Bepo. 887 00:39:32,704 --> 00:39:34,606 I got a condo with a Japanese bidet 888 00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,042 in both bathrooms and a urinal in the foyer. 889 00:39:37,075 --> 00:39:39,645 Mm. Those were halcyon times. 890 00:39:39,678 --> 00:39:41,647 Then he got fired for closing up a cadaver 891 00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,882 with a chili dog in the chest cavity. 892 00:39:43,915 --> 00:39:46,785 - Not... true. 893 00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:48,620 Butterfly. 894 00:39:48,654 --> 00:39:50,088 I got fired for opening the cadaver back up 895 00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:51,823 to retrieve the chili dog 896 00:39:51,857 --> 00:39:55,727 because I took a working lunch. - Ohh. 897 00:39:55,761 --> 00:39:57,095 - Wow. - Yup. 898 00:39:57,128 --> 00:39:59,164 - But hey, here we all are. 899 00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:00,966 It's like no time has passed at all. 900 00:40:00,999 --> 00:40:03,134 Look at you guys. Look at me. 901 00:40:03,168 --> 00:40:04,936 Editor's note: I have hemorrhoids. 902 00:40:04,970 --> 00:40:06,938 Thrombosis. But they make pillows for that. 903 00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:09,140 Far be it for me to rain on this reunion, 904 00:40:09,174 --> 00:40:10,842 but could you please shed some light 905 00:40:10,876 --> 00:40:13,078 on the murder of my partner? 906 00:40:13,111 --> 00:40:15,647 - Yes. 907 00:40:15,681 --> 00:40:17,683 I can tell you he was asphyxiated. 908 00:40:17,716 --> 00:40:18,950 My guess is with a pillow. 909 00:40:18,984 --> 00:40:20,719 We're combing the body for DNA. 910 00:40:20,752 --> 00:40:22,988 At this point, I can say with 100% certainty... 911 00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:25,156 - Burton Guster? 912 00:40:25,190 --> 00:40:26,658 - What the... 913 00:40:29,060 --> 00:40:32,130 So anyone can come in to the morgue now. 914 00:40:32,163 --> 00:40:33,765 Cool. 915 00:40:33,799 --> 00:40:34,900 So weird. What are the odds? 916 00:40:34,933 --> 00:40:36,968 How have you been? 917 00:40:37,002 --> 00:40:38,704 Is that a dead body? 918 00:40:38,737 --> 00:40:39,771 - Yeah. 919 00:40:39,805 --> 00:40:41,640 - Uh, so, 920 00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:43,742 I was hoping to explain myself from our date last night. 921 00:40:43,775 --> 00:40:45,711 That wasn't a date. That was an assault. 922 00:40:45,744 --> 00:40:46,945 Do you work here? 923 00:40:46,978 --> 00:40:48,714 Ew, no. This place is gross. 924 00:40:48,747 --> 00:40:49,848 But I did see your cute Instagram post, 925 00:40:49,881 --> 00:40:51,049 and I thought I'd pop by. 926 00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:52,818 - You Instagrammed the morgue? 927 00:40:52,851 --> 00:40:53,819 I have followers to think about, Shawn. 928 00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:55,754 Excuse me. 929 00:40:58,156 --> 00:40:59,791 - Who is this? 930 00:40:59,825 --> 00:41:01,226 That's the girl from the telescope party. 931 00:41:01,259 --> 00:41:03,161 Oh, I'm so glad that she's here with us. 932 00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:06,131 - Okay, yeah... - Shh. 933 00:41:06,164 --> 00:41:08,099 Listen. I'ma be honest with you, Burton. 934 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:11,102 I am an ambitious woman with a lot to do in my life. 935 00:41:11,136 --> 00:41:12,938 I don't have time to mess around. 936 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,073 I took your business card, and I did my due diligence. 937 00:41:15,106 --> 00:41:16,942 I checked you out on Linkedln, 938 00:41:16,975 --> 00:41:18,744 Classmates.com, BlackPlanet... 939 00:41:18,777 --> 00:41:19,878 - BlackPlanet? - I got a friend. 940 00:41:19,911 --> 00:41:21,279 The point is, you passed. 941 00:41:21,312 --> 00:41:22,781 - Passed what? - All of it. 942 00:41:22,814 --> 00:41:24,215 All of it. 943 00:41:24,249 --> 00:41:26,752 I choose you. I choose you, Burton Guster. 944 00:41:26,785 --> 00:41:28,920 Is there a world in which I walk you through what I was 945 00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:30,822 doing when you guys got here? - Please. I'm begging you. 946 00:41:30,856 --> 00:41:32,758 - All right, so... 947 00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:34,926 wait, there...there's something lodged in the stomach. 948 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:36,795 She's not great. 949 00:41:36,828 --> 00:41:37,896 - You don't even know me. 950 00:41:37,929 --> 00:41:39,230 - I know all I need to know. 951 00:41:39,264 --> 00:41:41,166 You like the sky, your mother, safecracking, 952 00:41:41,199 --> 00:41:43,669 a bakery called Boom Boom Boom Muffins. 953 00:41:43,702 --> 00:41:44,936 That's all on my business card. 954 00:41:44,970 --> 00:41:46,271 I know when you were eight years old, 955 00:41:46,304 --> 00:41:47,973 you won a contest for doing a comic strip 956 00:41:48,006 --> 00:41:50,041 about an Egyptian dog that became Pharaoh. 957 00:41:50,075 --> 00:41:52,177 You know about Mesopotamian Pomeranian? 958 00:41:52,210 --> 00:41:54,212 I wish I would've known you then. 959 00:41:54,245 --> 00:41:57,115 I bet you were a dead ringer for Bud on "The Cosby Show." 960 00:41:58,917 --> 00:42:00,786 Look, you can't follow me around, 961 00:42:00,819 --> 00:42:02,788 research me, try to kiss me, 962 00:42:02,821 --> 00:42:05,724 sniff my head, make me feel uncomfortable... 963 00:42:05,757 --> 00:42:08,026 He's literally done all those things since Thanksgiving. 964 00:42:08,059 --> 00:42:10,228 He's getting Gussed. No wonder he doesn't like it. 965 00:42:10,261 --> 00:42:12,831 And yes, maybe your lips are warm and soft 966 00:42:12,864 --> 00:42:14,800 and taste like caramel, 967 00:42:14,833 --> 00:42:16,935 but those lips are wrapped in an electric blanket of crazy 968 00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:18,203 set to medium-high, 969 00:42:18,236 --> 00:42:19,337 and it doesn't give you the right 970 00:42:19,370 --> 00:42:21,807 to invade my private cone. 971 00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:23,341 - Hm. Completely fair. 972 00:42:23,374 --> 00:42:25,811 - Hm. - I will leave you my resume. 973 00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:26,878 - Your resume? 974 00:42:26,912 --> 00:42:28,113 - Yes...my romantic history, 975 00:42:28,146 --> 00:42:29,815 a few references. 976 00:42:29,848 --> 00:42:31,282 I think you'll see I check out quite nicely, 977 00:42:31,316 --> 00:42:34,119 save possibly for a brief dalliance with Lester Holt 978 00:42:34,152 --> 00:42:37,155 and a semi-public rock-out with Wilmer Valderrama, 979 00:42:37,188 --> 00:42:38,957 but to be completely fair, 980 00:42:38,990 --> 00:42:40,191 it was all under the shirt 981 00:42:40,225 --> 00:42:41,727 but over the bra. 982 00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,094 Oh, and I also made you 983 00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:44,362 this fluffernutter sandwich. 984 00:42:44,395 --> 00:42:47,799 Your mother said it was your favorite. 985 00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:49,367 So, there you have it. 986 00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,903 I'm gonna keep this fluffernutter sandwich, 987 00:42:51,937 --> 00:42:53,972 because I think it's rude to waste food. 988 00:42:54,005 --> 00:42:55,741 - I will circle back with you 989 00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:57,342 once you've had a chance to look over my materials. 990 00:42:57,375 --> 00:43:00,111 But in the meantime... 991 00:43:00,145 --> 00:43:01,913 get out! - What? 992 00:43:01,947 --> 00:43:04,349 You know, like the movie. 993 00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:06,084 Okay, bye. 994 00:43:06,117 --> 00:43:09,087 You know what? I'm gonna go. 995 00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:14,926 - Oh, well, this is new. 996 00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:15,994 - I know that dongle. 997 00:43:18,263 --> 00:43:19,765 - Let's hope it still works. 998 00:43:19,798 --> 00:43:23,034 Mine does not. Not always. 999 00:43:28,373 --> 00:43:30,041 You should at least try that sandwich, yeah? 1000 00:43:30,075 --> 00:43:31,843 - Get your own stalker, Shawn. 1001 00:43:33,211 --> 00:43:34,813 - Ugh. 1002 00:43:34,846 --> 00:43:36,848 It's completely wiped. - Wait. 1003 00:43:36,882 --> 00:43:38,984 There's one file added after the wipe. 1004 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:47,993 * 1005 00:43:48,026 --> 00:43:49,895 I don't know what to tell you, Gus. 1006 00:43:49,928 --> 00:43:51,196 She took the file; she won't show me the document. 1007 00:43:51,229 --> 00:43:52,964 I'm freaking out. I mean, what if I'm 1008 00:43:52,998 --> 00:43:54,399 sleeping with Nick Nolte from "Mulholland Falls"? 1009 00:43:54,432 --> 00:43:56,267 Well, then you're really getting 1010 00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:58,904 the short end of the stick, "Mulholland Falls"- wise. 1011 00:44:03,942 --> 00:44:05,243 - You know, it's funny. 1012 00:44:05,276 --> 00:44:06,912 When people steal from me, 1013 00:44:06,945 --> 00:44:08,880 they tend to run much farther away. 1014 00:44:08,914 --> 00:44:10,248 - All right, all right. 1015 00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:11,883 Let's all be reasonable here. 1016 00:44:11,917 --> 00:44:13,351 He didn't mean to steal from you. 1017 00:44:13,384 --> 00:44:15,186 He was just working a case. 1018 00:44:15,220 --> 00:44:17,355 A case? Who do you work for? 1019 00:44:19,124 --> 00:44:20,826 - I can't tell you that. 1020 00:44:20,859 --> 00:44:22,994 Oh, boy. Shawn, tell the man with the knife 1021 00:44:23,028 --> 00:44:24,095 who the client is. 1022 00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:26,231 - Ohhhh, 1023 00:44:26,264 --> 00:44:28,099 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to invoke, uh, 1024 00:44:28,133 --> 00:44:29,300 detective-client privilege. 1025 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,336 - Who's the damn client, Shawn? 1026 00:44:31,369 --> 00:44:33,338 - I... 1027 00:44:33,371 --> 00:44:34,940 it's me. 1028 00:44:34,973 --> 00:44:36,341 It's me. I'm the client. 1029 00:44:36,374 --> 00:44:39,410 I am looking for an engagement ring. 1030 00:44:39,444 --> 00:44:42,480 It's my ring, and it was stolen from me while I was proposing. 1031 00:44:42,513 --> 00:44:45,316 - Are you kidding me?! 1032 00:44:45,350 --> 00:44:47,418 This guy...this guy right here... 1033 00:44:47,452 --> 00:44:49,120 he has ruined our business 1034 00:44:49,154 --> 00:44:50,956 because he keeps searching for this damn ring 1035 00:44:50,989 --> 00:44:52,123 that he's never gonna find! 1036 00:44:52,157 --> 00:44:54,125 Not true, Gus! 1037 00:44:54,159 --> 00:44:55,994 May I just... 1038 00:44:56,027 --> 00:44:57,062 - I'm telling you, Shawn, 1039 00:44:57,095 --> 00:44:58,429 that ring is cursed! 1040 00:44:58,463 --> 00:45:01,867 This ring is the opposite of cursed. 1041 00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:04,335 Here it is. And I cannot get married without it, sir. 1042 00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:06,104 - This ring is worthless. - To you. 1043 00:45:06,137 --> 00:45:08,039 Sure. But to me, it's everything. 1044 00:45:08,073 --> 00:45:09,474 - You ever considered that 1045 00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:11,176 maybe you're just using the ring 1046 00:45:11,209 --> 00:45:14,079 as an excuse to cover your fear of change? 1047 00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:16,081 Thank you. That's exactly what... 1048 00:45:18,149 --> 00:45:21,086 - This isn't about you. - Got it. 1049 00:45:21,119 --> 00:45:22,387 Please continue. 1050 00:45:22,420 --> 00:45:24,055 The ring was my grandmother's. 1051 00:45:24,089 --> 00:45:25,390 Right? It was supposed to go to my dad, 1052 00:45:25,423 --> 00:45:27,025 But they often butted heads. 1053 00:45:27,058 --> 00:45:28,093 On the night before his wedding, 1054 00:45:28,126 --> 00:45:29,227 she pulls the ring back. 1055 00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:30,261 So he had to scramble, 1056 00:45:30,295 --> 00:45:32,130 and he went into debt, 1057 00:45:32,163 --> 00:45:33,932 made a bunch of very poor financial decisions 1058 00:45:33,965 --> 00:45:35,500 which ultimately resulted in a divorce, 1059 00:45:35,533 --> 00:45:38,937 because he didn't have that ring. 1060 00:45:38,970 --> 00:45:41,239 It's possible that I'm editorializing, 1061 00:45:41,272 --> 00:45:43,374 but I'm not gonna make the same mistake. 1062 00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:47,478 - Thank you for the answer. 1063 00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:50,916 Kill them. 1064 00:45:50,949 --> 00:45:52,250 - No, no! You can't kill us! 1065 00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:54,152 You can't kill us! We just bonded! 1066 00:45:54,185 --> 00:45:56,154 You and me, like gentlemen. - Business is business. 1067 00:45:56,187 --> 00:46:00,025 Plus, you now know that my real name is Ted. 1068 00:46:01,559 --> 00:46:03,428 Only because you just told me. 1069 00:46:03,461 --> 00:46:05,163 I'm sorry about this, but no one's going to miss 1070 00:46:05,196 --> 00:46:06,531 some lowly private detective. 1071 00:46:06,564 --> 00:46:09,500 Time out. Lowly? No. 1072 00:46:09,534 --> 00:46:12,503 I'll have you know I am the preeminent psychic detective 1073 00:46:12,537 --> 00:46:14,572 in this whole alley, Jack. 1074 00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,441 - Psychic? 1075 00:46:16,474 --> 00:46:17,943 - That's right. 1076 00:46:17,976 --> 00:46:19,277 Please, take a look. 1077 00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,249 That's me, with the sweet hair. 1078 00:46:24,282 --> 00:46:25,583 This makes no sense. Why does a psychic 1079 00:46:25,616 --> 00:46:27,218 operate in the shop from "Gremlins"? 1080 00:46:27,252 --> 00:46:30,221 To potentially meet Phoebe Cates. 1081 00:46:33,091 --> 00:46:35,360 - Okay. 1082 00:46:35,393 --> 00:46:37,195 Read me. 1083 00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:39,097 - Read you. 1084 00:46:53,611 --> 00:46:55,113 Covfefe. 1085 00:46:56,514 --> 00:46:58,383 You like knives. 1086 00:46:58,416 --> 00:47:00,986 You like kittens. 1087 00:47:01,019 --> 00:47:02,520 You like... 1088 00:47:02,553 --> 00:47:05,290 Middle-aged...kittens. 1089 00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:06,992 - Mm-hmm. The past. 1090 00:47:07,025 --> 00:47:09,327 Anyone can read the past. 1091 00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:10,528 - I got the kittens right? 1092 00:47:12,030 --> 00:47:13,398 - Tell me the future. 1093 00:47:13,431 --> 00:47:15,266 - Look. 1094 00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,235 Gus, he has own Ta-rote cards. 1095 00:47:17,268 --> 00:47:18,503 - Tarot cards. 1096 00:47:18,536 --> 00:47:20,205 He just carries them around with him. 1097 00:47:20,238 --> 00:47:21,639 That's not scary at all. 1098 00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:23,308 Shall we adjourn 1099 00:47:23,341 --> 00:47:25,410 to the Mahjong Room? 1100 00:47:29,547 --> 00:47:36,487 * 1101 00:48:02,313 --> 00:48:04,549 The Merle of Haggard. 1102 00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:06,217 - Merle of what? 1103 00:48:06,251 --> 00:48:09,054 He foretells of a dangerous situation. 1104 00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:11,556 It involves both a curb 1105 00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:13,258 and a bus. 1106 00:48:18,729 --> 00:48:20,665 I see a tax issue. - I don't pay taxes. 1107 00:48:20,698 --> 00:48:22,567 - That's the issue. 1108 00:48:28,339 --> 00:48:29,440 Sorry. 1109 00:48:29,474 --> 00:48:30,508 Forgive me. 1110 00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:32,543 You must lay off the salt. 1111 00:48:32,577 --> 00:48:34,112 - Salt? - Salt. 1112 00:48:34,145 --> 00:48:36,381 - Salt. - Salt. 1113 00:48:36,414 --> 00:48:37,615 Gus... 1114 00:48:39,550 --> 00:48:41,652 - Okay. All right. 1115 00:48:41,686 --> 00:48:44,289 So you're not gonna cleave us? 1116 00:48:44,322 --> 00:48:46,724 - We'll see, won't we? 1117 00:49:01,506 --> 00:49:08,446 * 1118 00:49:10,381 --> 00:49:13,184 - Uh... 1119 00:49:13,218 --> 00:49:14,485 how we doing, babe? 1120 00:49:14,519 --> 00:49:16,354 - Shawn, I owe you an apology. 1121 00:49:16,387 --> 00:49:18,389 I know I have been acting strange 1122 00:49:18,423 --> 00:49:19,590 and icing you out, 1123 00:49:19,624 --> 00:49:21,526 but the truth is, 1124 00:49:21,559 --> 00:49:24,362 I'm scared, and I need your help. 1125 00:49:24,395 --> 00:49:26,697 - You had us at Shawn. 1126 00:49:26,731 --> 00:49:29,734 I used all of the cases referenced in this manifesto 1127 00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:31,369 to create this board. 1128 00:49:31,402 --> 00:49:33,371 It is every suspect that went away 1129 00:49:33,404 --> 00:49:35,073 for every crime mentioned. 1130 00:49:35,106 --> 00:49:37,442 So these are the victims of your supposed crimes? 1131 00:49:37,475 --> 00:49:39,744 Yes. Now, I know, what you're thinking. 1132 00:49:39,777 --> 00:49:41,079 And here's the thing. 1133 00:49:42,480 --> 00:49:44,515 It's true. 1134 00:49:44,549 --> 00:49:47,118 Look, every single one of these dirtbags 1135 00:49:47,152 --> 00:49:48,686 is guilty as sin. 1136 00:49:48,719 --> 00:49:51,089 But I have done some things 1137 00:49:51,122 --> 00:49:54,392 that I am not necessarily proud of. 1138 00:49:56,194 --> 00:49:57,762 - I've to pee since 2:00. 1139 00:49:57,795 --> 00:49:59,530 - Gus, it's 2:05. - It doesn't matter, Shawn. 1140 00:49:59,564 --> 00:50:01,166 It does matter. We stopped specifically 1141 00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:02,500 on the way here so that you could go pee. 1142 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,102 - There was someone in there. 1143 00:50:04,135 --> 00:50:05,536 - There were 12 stalls. - I don't care. 1144 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:06,671 When are you gonna get a handle on this 1145 00:50:06,704 --> 00:50:08,073 bashful black bladder thing? 1146 00:50:08,106 --> 00:50:09,440 You know what? Do you, Shawn. 1147 00:50:11,742 --> 00:50:12,810 - I... 1148 00:50:12,843 --> 00:50:14,745 I fudged the rules. 1149 00:50:14,779 --> 00:50:17,515 I skipped some protocols to put these dirtbags away, Shawn. 1150 00:50:17,548 --> 00:50:20,085 And now I feel like Sam's blood is on my hands, 1151 00:50:20,118 --> 00:50:21,786 and I have no one to blame but myself. 1152 00:50:21,819 --> 00:50:22,787 - Hey, hey, hey. 1153 00:50:22,820 --> 00:50:25,223 I love these hands. 1154 00:50:25,256 --> 00:50:27,525 Especially the right one, because that's the one 1155 00:50:27,558 --> 00:50:28,793 I generally hold. 1156 00:50:28,826 --> 00:50:30,061 - I... 1157 00:50:30,095 --> 00:50:31,496 I like to walk on the left. 1158 00:50:31,529 --> 00:50:32,563 You do like to walk on the left. 1159 00:50:32,597 --> 00:50:33,664 You're a leftie walker. 1160 00:50:33,698 --> 00:50:35,533 They call that southfoot. 1161 00:50:35,566 --> 00:50:37,168 - I'm a southfoot. - You're a southfoot. 1162 00:50:37,202 --> 00:50:39,070 Look, you have watched me 1163 00:50:39,104 --> 00:50:40,738 lie and cheat and steal 1164 00:50:40,771 --> 00:50:42,540 for the better part of what, a decade? 1165 00:50:42,573 --> 00:50:45,476 All in the name of catching bad guys. 1166 00:50:45,510 --> 00:50:47,612 You didn't do anything illegal, am I right? 1167 00:50:48,846 --> 00:50:51,449 Then let's figure out who the hell is doing this to you, 1168 00:50:51,482 --> 00:50:53,050 and put 'em away. 1169 00:50:56,887 --> 00:50:58,589 This is work time. 1170 00:50:58,623 --> 00:51:00,158 Okay. 1171 00:51:00,191 --> 00:51:02,760 All of these criminals had a beef... 1172 00:51:02,793 --> 00:51:05,130 a technicality they hoped would get them off. 1173 00:51:05,163 --> 00:51:06,831 The problem is that none of them 1174 00:51:06,864 --> 00:51:09,134 should feel more slighted than the other. 1175 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:11,202 It's impossible to know who is Sam's killer. 1176 00:51:14,172 --> 00:51:21,179 * 1177 00:51:30,755 --> 00:51:31,789 - 'Cause it's none of them. 1178 00:51:31,822 --> 00:51:33,558 It's none of the perps. 1179 00:51:35,593 --> 00:51:37,094 It's your snitch. 1180 00:51:40,831 --> 00:51:42,633 - Billy McGoldrick? 1181 00:51:44,335 --> 00:51:45,870 He gave information on all of them. 1182 00:51:45,903 --> 00:51:47,838 - What's his beef? 1183 00:51:47,872 --> 00:51:49,740 - I still sent him to jail. 1184 00:51:49,774 --> 00:51:51,542 - Well, obviously he's out. 1185 00:51:51,576 --> 00:51:53,211 And he's the one who's been following you. 1186 00:51:55,913 --> 00:51:58,149 Surveillance photos? They're spying on her. 1187 00:51:59,850 --> 00:52:01,752 - Jules... 1188 00:52:01,786 --> 00:52:04,622 your house keys were in your hand. 1189 00:52:04,655 --> 00:52:06,624 That picture was taken from here, Gus. 1190 00:52:09,294 --> 00:52:10,628 Wait. 1191 00:52:15,666 --> 00:52:17,235 Ah, no, actually, the picture was taken from ac... 1192 00:52:24,909 --> 00:52:26,811 * 1193 00:52:28,679 --> 00:52:29,780 - I'll be damned. 1194 00:52:29,814 --> 00:52:31,249 - That's him! 1195 00:52:37,788 --> 00:52:38,823 Freeze! 1196 00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:47,865 * 1197 00:52:50,268 --> 00:52:52,703 You betrayed me and ruined my life! 1198 00:52:55,706 --> 00:52:56,974 You were a snitch and a criminal! 1199 00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:58,576 Of course she sold you out! 1200 00:52:58,609 --> 00:52:59,677 - Guys... - And you killed Sam, 1201 00:52:59,710 --> 00:53:00,878 you son of a bitch! 1202 00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:02,780 - Yeah! - Oh...oh, come on. 1203 00:53:02,813 --> 00:53:04,282 Sammy's not even d... oh, bloody hell, he is dead. 1204 00:53:04,315 --> 00:53:05,983 Well, look, I wish I'd killed him! 1205 00:53:06,016 --> 00:53:08,319 But that honor went to my beautiful new associate... 1206 00:53:08,353 --> 00:53:09,620 - Heather Rockrear. 1207 00:53:09,654 --> 00:53:10,988 - Heather Rockrear? 1208 00:53:11,021 --> 00:53:12,757 What? That's what we're calling her. 1209 00:53:12,790 --> 00:53:14,692 And the brother's the Black Gentleman Dandy. 1210 00:53:14,725 --> 00:53:16,227 That's correct, Gus. And you're the Thin White Duke! 1211 00:53:16,261 --> 00:53:17,928 - You're spot on. 1212 00:53:17,962 --> 00:53:19,830 - Eh, well... 1213 00:53:19,864 --> 00:53:21,632 - What? 1214 00:53:21,666 --> 00:53:22,967 Look, man, I hate to break it to you. 1215 00:53:23,000 --> 00:53:24,835 You don't sound anything like David Bowie. 1216 00:53:24,869 --> 00:53:26,971 - No. - Well, hang on. 1217 00:53:27,004 --> 00:53:28,973 Nobody sounds like David Bowie but David Bowie, full stop. 1218 00:53:29,006 --> 00:53:31,709 Well, I think Jemaine Clement has a pretty good Bowie. 1219 00:53:31,742 --> 00:53:33,244 - Yup. - Look, psychic boy 1220 00:53:33,278 --> 00:53:34,812 and Magic Head, 1221 00:53:34,845 --> 00:53:36,714 Juliet, I would love to kill all three of you 1222 00:53:36,747 --> 00:53:38,316 right now, but unfortunately, 1223 00:53:38,349 --> 00:53:39,884 I've already promised I won't do that yet. 1224 00:53:39,917 --> 00:53:40,985 And unlike you, 1225 00:53:41,018 --> 00:53:42,720 I keep my promises. 1226 00:53:48,926 --> 00:53:50,728 Promises? What are you talking about? 1227 00:53:50,761 --> 00:53:52,763 Oh, come on, Jack. Let's not ruin the ending. 1228 00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:54,365 - Hey! 1229 00:53:54,399 --> 00:53:55,666 I'll be doing all the jack-tagging around here, 1230 00:53:55,700 --> 00:53:56,734 okay, Jack? 1231 00:53:56,767 --> 00:53:58,369 - Drop the gun! 1232 00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:04,809 Nice, babe. That's nice. That's clean. 1233 00:54:04,842 --> 00:54:07,345 I have just one thing to say... 1234 00:54:07,378 --> 00:54:10,315 always have a plan B. 1235 00:54:13,050 --> 00:54:14,251 Ha! 1236 00:54:19,390 --> 00:54:20,891 That couldn't have been what you were going for. 1237 00:54:20,925 --> 00:54:22,460 You check the batteries in the remote? 1238 00:54:22,493 --> 00:54:23,994 Bloody hell. Uh, the plan was, 1239 00:54:24,028 --> 00:54:25,763 I was gonna do a flippy-do into here, 1240 00:54:25,796 --> 00:54:27,765 hit the button, massive metal door 1241 00:54:27,798 --> 00:54:29,400 just like, sha-kunks down. 1242 00:54:29,434 --> 00:54:31,302 You know, like in "Empire Strikes Back." 1243 00:54:31,336 --> 00:54:33,504 Now it's busted, and I'm really embarrassed. 1244 00:54:33,538 --> 00:54:34,972 You have the right to remain silent. 1245 00:54:35,005 --> 00:54:36,273 - Yahtzee! 1246 00:54:38,509 --> 00:54:39,910 - Wait! 1247 00:54:41,846 --> 00:54:44,382 Damn it, we walked right into that. 1248 00:54:44,415 --> 00:54:45,683 It was kinda dope, though. 1249 00:54:45,716 --> 00:54:47,051 - Let's go. - Yeah. 1250 00:54:53,424 --> 00:54:55,360 Lord, I'm gonna pay a steep price 1251 00:54:55,393 --> 00:54:57,728 for what I'm about to do to my body. 1252 00:54:57,762 --> 00:55:00,931 Hey, Gus, come check out this douchebag in the hat. 1253 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,901 - Shawn! 1254 00:55:03,934 --> 00:55:05,803 - Oh, my God. 1255 00:55:05,836 --> 00:55:08,706 My dad's having a full-on seven-eighths life crisis. 1256 00:55:08,739 --> 00:55:10,074 Dad, I specifically told you 1257 00:55:10,107 --> 00:55:11,409 to dress for dinner, 1258 00:55:11,442 --> 00:55:12,843 not Adam Levine's funeral. 1259 00:55:12,877 --> 00:55:14,479 - I'm allowed to evolve, Shawn. 1260 00:55:14,512 --> 00:55:15,713 - Is that scarf tweed? 1261 00:55:15,746 --> 00:55:16,881 - I'll be honest, Pop. 1262 00:55:16,914 --> 00:55:17,948 I have been actively shopping 1263 00:55:17,982 --> 00:55:19,850 for a walk-in tub 1264 00:55:19,884 --> 00:55:21,919 and something called a Rascal for you for Christmas. 1265 00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:23,854 There is no way that you think this outfit is appropriate. 1266 00:55:23,888 --> 00:55:25,956 Shawn, exactly how old do you think I am? 1267 00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:27,992 - I know it starts with one. 1268 00:55:28,025 --> 00:55:30,060 - Yep, it's definitely tweed. - Why do you own a ukulele? 1269 00:55:30,094 --> 00:55:32,062 Would you please stay out of my stuff, 1270 00:55:32,096 --> 00:55:33,998 and if you must know, 1271 00:55:34,031 --> 00:55:35,833 I recently learned "The Remedy" from Oliver and Angus. 1272 00:55:35,866 --> 00:55:38,068 - Oliver and Angus? 1273 00:55:38,102 --> 00:55:40,438 Yes, they work at FOMO next to my loft building. 1274 00:55:40,471 --> 00:55:41,739 - Did you hear that, Gus? 1275 00:55:41,772 --> 00:55:43,474 Oliver and Angus work at FOMO. 1276 00:55:44,842 --> 00:55:46,477 What...I saw you five months ago. 1277 00:55:46,511 --> 00:55:48,446 What happened? - I bought my retirement loft 1278 00:55:48,479 --> 00:55:50,515 with an unobstructed view of my boat. 1279 00:55:50,548 --> 00:55:51,982 I did not plan that the area would gentrify 1280 00:55:52,016 --> 00:55:53,851 as quickly as it did, 1281 00:55:53,884 --> 00:55:55,586 but rather than getting all Scroogey about it, 1282 00:55:55,620 --> 00:55:57,955 I stayed fluid. 1283 00:55:57,988 --> 00:55:59,857 Show me your belly button and prove you're my father. 1284 00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:01,392 - Man, some of us are eating. 1285 00:56:02,893 --> 00:56:03,861 - Hey, Juliet. 1286 00:56:03,894 --> 00:56:06,096 - Henry. 1287 00:56:06,130 --> 00:56:07,465 What a surprise. 1288 00:56:07,498 --> 00:56:08,966 - Um... - Hey. 1289 00:56:08,999 --> 00:56:10,067 If somebody makes my future daughter-in-law 1290 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:11,602 a target, you can bet your ass 1291 00:56:11,636 --> 00:56:13,137 I'm not staying home for Christmas, 1292 00:56:13,170 --> 00:56:16,173 plus there's a drum circle down at Union Square 1293 00:56:16,206 --> 00:56:18,042 that I'm already kinda committed to. 1294 00:56:18,075 --> 00:56:20,044 - Is this a cricket bat? 1295 00:56:20,077 --> 00:56:21,546 - You should've stayed home. 1296 00:56:21,579 --> 00:56:23,080 Whatever this psycho McGoldrick is up to, 1297 00:56:23,113 --> 00:56:25,450 he wants me, not you... any of you. 1298 00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:27,051 McGoldrick? The ginger who works at the baths 1299 00:56:27,084 --> 00:56:29,019 down at the Funkzone, he's behind all this? 1300 00:56:29,053 --> 00:56:30,588 No, Dad. Not that McGoldrick. 1301 00:56:30,621 --> 00:56:32,557 This one's one of Juliet's snitches. 1302 00:56:32,590 --> 00:56:33,891 Said he promised someone else he wasn't gonna kill her, 1303 00:56:33,924 --> 00:56:35,960 so the question's who and why. 1304 00:56:35,993 --> 00:56:37,194 Puts us back to square one. 1305 00:56:37,227 --> 00:56:39,497 Countless perps with axes to grind. 1306 00:56:39,530 --> 00:56:41,031 Yeah, but he knows who we are too. 1307 00:56:41,065 --> 00:56:42,933 That rapscallion called me Magic Head. 1308 00:56:42,967 --> 00:56:44,401 Well, he picked on the wrong family. 1309 00:56:50,508 --> 00:56:52,109 Shawn, that would be your cue. 1310 00:56:52,142 --> 00:56:53,644 - Yeah, I know my cue, Pop. 1311 00:56:53,678 --> 00:56:55,513 This isn't 2010, okay? 1312 00:56:55,546 --> 00:56:57,181 I can read my own girlfriend. 1313 00:56:57,214 --> 00:56:58,649 I know when she needs to be comforted, et cetera. 1314 00:56:58,683 --> 00:57:00,150 - Fiancé. - That's what I said. 1315 00:57:00,184 --> 00:57:01,919 - No. You said girlfriend. 1316 00:57:01,952 --> 00:57:04,021 - It's semantics. - It's not semantics, Shawn. 1317 00:57:04,054 --> 00:57:05,656 - Y... 1318 00:57:05,690 --> 00:57:07,992 you ate all the Quatro Quesos Dos Fritos?! 1319 00:57:08,025 --> 00:57:10,427 - Yes, and now I pray for dawn. 1320 00:57:12,229 --> 00:57:14,031 - It's my problem, Shawn. 1321 00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:15,833 Sweetheart, you keep saying that; it's ridiculous. 1322 00:57:15,866 --> 00:57:17,468 Since when is a psychopath trying to kill you 1323 00:57:17,502 --> 00:57:18,936 just your problem? 1324 00:57:18,969 --> 00:57:20,104 It's more complicated than that. 1325 00:57:20,137 --> 00:57:21,672 - It's not. It's...it's not. 1326 00:57:21,706 --> 00:57:23,207 And it's certainly not more complicated 1327 00:57:23,240 --> 00:57:24,575 than me designing the psychphrancisco office 1328 00:57:24,609 --> 00:57:26,611 with a "Gremlins" motif. 1329 00:57:26,644 --> 00:57:29,046 And you signed off when no one else would. 1330 00:57:29,079 --> 00:57:30,581 No one else got it. 1331 00:57:30,615 --> 00:57:32,149 Except for you. 1332 00:57:32,182 --> 00:57:35,219 You always have my back. 1333 00:57:35,252 --> 00:57:36,987 Because that's how we do it. 1334 00:57:37,021 --> 00:57:40,090 We take on these... these crazy obstacles, right? 1335 00:57:40,124 --> 00:57:42,993 And...and we come at it together and we work through it, 1336 00:57:43,027 --> 00:57:44,061 because we are an us. 1337 00:57:44,094 --> 00:57:45,062 We are a we. 1338 00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:46,497 We are...we are lovers 1339 00:57:46,531 --> 00:57:47,698 in the nighttime. 1340 00:57:47,732 --> 00:57:50,535 Are we? Do we? Should we? 1341 00:57:50,568 --> 00:57:53,203 I don't know, you're... you're Dr. Suessing me now. 1342 00:57:53,237 --> 00:57:55,005 I don't even know...what am I supposed to do with that? 1343 00:57:55,039 --> 00:57:57,107 Sorry, I'm just really wound up right now. 1344 00:57:57,141 --> 00:57:59,243 - Maybe... 1345 00:57:59,276 --> 00:58:01,946 I should help you unwind. 1346 00:58:01,979 --> 00:58:03,581 Huh? Maybe? 1347 00:58:03,614 --> 00:58:05,249 Maybe a little bit of bacon? 1348 00:58:05,282 --> 00:58:08,519 That's very sweet of you. 1349 00:58:09,954 --> 00:58:11,488 But I'm gonna go outside and get some air. 1350 00:58:12,289 --> 00:58:13,891 - Okay. 1351 00:58:13,924 --> 00:58:16,126 You should try to get some sleep. 1352 00:58:23,568 --> 00:58:24,735 * 1353 00:58:30,174 --> 00:58:31,141 - Hey there, partner. 1354 00:58:31,175 --> 00:58:32,577 - Hey, Carlton. 1355 00:58:32,610 --> 00:58:34,111 I'm sorry to bother you so late. 1356 00:58:34,144 --> 00:58:35,946 - I talked to Henry. 1357 00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:37,648 I'm so sorry to hear about Sam. 1358 00:58:37,682 --> 00:58:39,617 - It was my fault, Carlton. 1359 00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:41,218 - I highly doubt that. 1360 00:58:41,251 --> 00:58:42,753 - No, it was. 1361 00:58:42,787 --> 00:58:44,989 I colored outside the lines. 1362 00:58:45,022 --> 00:58:46,624 - I see. 1363 00:58:46,657 --> 00:58:48,626 But I'm not your priest, O'Hara. 1364 00:58:48,659 --> 00:58:51,061 Besides, we're cops, not saints. 1365 00:58:51,095 --> 00:58:53,163 - But you are a saint. 1366 00:58:53,197 --> 00:58:55,299 And you taught me to be one too. 1367 00:58:55,332 --> 00:58:58,102 Listen to me, I took an oath 1368 00:58:58,135 --> 00:59:00,938 to put the lives of strangers before my own. 1369 00:59:00,971 --> 00:59:03,273 Meanwhile, I have a daughter who says a little prayer 1370 00:59:03,307 --> 00:59:05,109 every morning asking Jesus to please 1371 00:59:05,142 --> 00:59:06,343 let her daddy make it home for dinner. 1372 00:59:06,376 --> 00:59:08,312 So, yes, I believe in a code. 1373 00:59:08,345 --> 00:59:10,214 But I also believe in doing whatever it takes 1374 00:59:10,247 --> 00:59:12,282 to make sure bad people don't hurt good people. 1375 00:59:12,316 --> 00:59:14,985 Sometimes that means getting creative. 1376 00:59:15,019 --> 00:59:16,721 - I think I created a monster. 1377 00:59:16,754 --> 00:59:18,756 Well, if you created the son of a bitch, 1378 00:59:18,789 --> 00:59:22,059 then you can take him out. I'll be there by morning. 1379 00:59:22,092 --> 00:59:25,295 Absolutely not. I can clean up my own messes. 1380 00:59:25,329 --> 00:59:27,097 - Man, I know what you can do. 1381 00:59:27,131 --> 00:59:28,799 You be careful out there. 1382 00:59:28,833 --> 00:59:31,235 And tell Spencer to keep sucking it. 1383 00:59:31,268 --> 00:59:33,971 Like, keep at it. Do not stop. 1384 00:59:34,004 --> 00:59:36,206 Will do. 1385 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,709 Please give my best to your girls. 1386 00:59:52,222 --> 00:59:59,229 * 1387 01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:04,268 Jules? 1388 01:00:04,301 --> 01:00:11,308 * 1389 01:00:16,681 --> 01:00:17,648 Gus! 1390 01:00:17,682 --> 01:00:19,850 Wake up! 1391 01:00:19,884 --> 01:00:21,786 Gus, wake up! I think someone's here! 1392 01:00:21,819 --> 01:00:23,721 Gus! 1393 01:00:23,754 --> 01:00:25,322 Gus, wake up! 1394 01:00:29,326 --> 01:00:30,861 Freeze! 1395 01:00:30,895 --> 01:00:33,063 - Hey, Shawn. - Mary? 1396 01:00:33,097 --> 01:00:35,733 Wait... Mary? 1397 01:00:35,766 --> 01:00:37,334 - Just a little amuse-bouche. 1398 01:00:37,367 --> 01:00:39,269 I uncorked a Malbec and I crafted a cheese board. 1399 01:00:39,303 --> 01:00:40,671 Heavy on the manchego for you, 1400 01:00:40,705 --> 01:00:43,073 sans anything blue for me. 1401 01:00:43,107 --> 01:00:44,875 It crumbles. 1402 01:00:44,909 --> 01:00:46,243 I don't care for that. 1403 01:00:47,311 --> 01:00:48,412 Have a slab. 1404 01:00:48,445 --> 01:00:51,148 - I... 1405 01:00:53,283 --> 01:00:54,819 - Stay gold. 1406 01:00:57,187 --> 01:00:59,256 I'm dreaming. 1407 01:00:59,289 --> 01:01:01,091 God. 1408 01:01:01,125 --> 01:01:02,326 You scared me, man. 1409 01:01:02,359 --> 01:01:04,128 - You look handsome. 1410 01:01:04,161 --> 01:01:06,797 Leathery. - Oh, get out of here. 1411 01:01:06,831 --> 01:01:08,165 You haven't aged a day. 1412 01:01:08,198 --> 01:01:09,233 Come on, live fast, die young, 1413 01:01:09,266 --> 01:01:10,467 leave a soft-faced corpse. 1414 01:01:10,500 --> 01:01:13,170 Shawn. 1415 01:01:13,203 --> 01:01:15,773 Do I look like Richard Thomas to you? 1416 01:01:15,806 --> 01:01:17,207 - John-Boy Richard Thomas? 1417 01:01:17,241 --> 01:01:18,776 There are those beyond the Pearly Gates 1418 01:01:18,809 --> 01:01:19,910 that think there's a resemblance, 1419 01:01:19,944 --> 01:01:23,781 and I don't see it, friend. 1420 01:01:23,814 --> 01:01:26,250 How's your girl? - She's good. 1421 01:01:26,283 --> 01:01:28,185 She's, uh... she's got a lot going on... 1422 01:01:28,218 --> 01:01:29,286 - Mm. - Right now. 1423 01:01:29,319 --> 01:01:30,487 It's... - Good. 1424 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,189 - It's complicated. - Oh. 1425 01:01:32,222 --> 01:01:34,491 Yeah. - If I don't find that ring, 1426 01:01:34,524 --> 01:01:35,726 I am gonna blow it with her 1427 01:01:35,760 --> 01:01:37,227 all over again, man. 1428 01:01:37,261 --> 01:01:38,262 - Oh, Shawn. 1429 01:01:39,930 --> 01:01:41,131 I know what you need. 1430 01:01:42,800 --> 01:01:44,769 Oh, no. Not...I don't... 1431 01:01:44,802 --> 01:01:45,936 Mary, easy. 1432 01:01:45,970 --> 01:01:47,104 Mary... 1433 01:01:48,973 --> 01:01:52,209 - * I've lost my mind 1434 01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:56,180 * On what I'd find 1435 01:01:56,213 --> 01:01:58,749 * All of the pressures that I left behind * 1436 01:01:58,783 --> 01:02:01,385 * On Allison Road 1437 01:02:03,854 --> 01:02:05,756 - Warm drawn butter. - I know. 1438 01:02:05,790 --> 01:02:08,492 both: * Fools in the rain 1439 01:02:08,525 --> 01:02:11,929 * If the sun gets through 1440 01:02:11,962 --> 01:02:14,832 * Fires in the Heaven of the eyes I knew * 1441 01:02:14,865 --> 01:02:17,868 * On Allison Road 1442 01:02:17,902 --> 01:02:19,469 - You were right. 1443 01:02:19,503 --> 01:02:21,305 The Gin Blossoms is exactly what I needed. 1444 01:02:21,338 --> 01:02:23,507 * Dark clouds file, the moon is near * 1445 01:02:23,540 --> 01:02:26,243 * Birds fly by a.m. in her bedroom stare * 1446 01:02:26,276 --> 01:02:28,946 * There's no telling what I might find * 1447 01:02:28,979 --> 01:02:34,751 * I couldn't see I was lost at the time * 1448 01:02:35,886 --> 01:02:38,555 both: * Jingle jangle dingle dangle jingle jangle ding * 1449 01:02:38,588 --> 01:02:41,391 * Jingle jongle dingle dongle Allison Road * 1450 01:02:41,425 --> 01:02:44,161 * Jingle jangle dingle dangle jingle jangle ding * 1451 01:02:44,194 --> 01:02:47,164 * Jingle jongle dingle dongle Allison Road * 1452 01:02:47,197 --> 01:02:50,434 * I can see I was lost at the time... * 1453 01:02:52,369 --> 01:02:55,505 Wait for it... 1454 01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:57,274 Could you please keep it down?! 1455 01:02:57,307 --> 01:02:59,176 I am trying to meditate. 1456 01:02:59,209 --> 01:03:01,178 What is that? Why is he doing that? 1457 01:03:01,211 --> 01:03:02,379 - Why is he here? Why is... - What is that? 1458 01:03:02,412 --> 01:03:03,380 This is my dream! 1459 01:03:03,413 --> 01:03:04,548 - This isn't for you. 1460 01:03:04,581 --> 01:03:07,952 - Is nothing sacred anymore?! 1461 01:03:07,985 --> 01:03:09,453 - Fine. 1462 01:03:09,486 --> 01:03:15,259 both: * On Allison Road 1463 01:03:15,292 --> 01:03:18,228 - Whoo-hoooo... - Shawn. 1464 01:03:18,262 --> 01:03:19,563 Shawn! 1465 01:03:19,596 --> 01:03:21,431 Shawn! 1466 01:03:21,465 --> 01:03:23,433 Would you stop singing and wake up? 1467 01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:24,835 It's morning. 1468 01:03:28,305 --> 01:03:30,007 - I got to feed the pony. 1469 01:03:34,044 --> 01:03:36,013 Ugh. 1470 01:03:41,618 --> 01:03:43,620 Stop calling me, Mischa. I'm out. 1471 01:03:43,653 --> 01:03:46,023 Vandalizing cars? Petty theft? 1472 01:03:46,056 --> 01:03:48,325 You're rich and bored, and it's gross. 1473 01:03:48,358 --> 01:03:50,961 And by the way, everyone knows you stuff your bra. 1474 01:03:53,063 --> 01:03:55,399 Well, John Hughes, eat your heart out. 1475 01:03:55,432 --> 01:03:57,067 I mean, I wish I had that kind of courage 1476 01:03:57,101 --> 01:03:58,268 when I was your age. 1477 01:03:58,302 --> 01:03:59,469 Bravo. 1478 01:03:59,503 --> 01:04:00,537 Thanks, but I'm not really cool 1479 01:04:00,570 --> 01:04:02,072 with talking to strangers. 1480 01:04:02,106 --> 01:04:03,507 Fair enough. I'll do all the talking. 1481 01:04:10,014 --> 01:04:11,215 I'm surprised you got here before Juliet, Chief, 1482 01:04:13,283 --> 01:04:14,418 considering how much closer she is to your daughter, 1483 01:04:14,451 --> 01:04:16,286 - Don't worry, she'll be here. 1484 01:04:16,320 --> 01:04:17,654 And she still has seven minutes. 1485 01:04:17,687 --> 01:04:19,123 - Do I look worried? 1486 01:04:19,156 --> 01:04:22,292 I'm wearing ladies' makeup right now. 1487 01:04:22,326 --> 01:04:24,228 Ah, the belle of the ball. 1488 01:04:24,261 --> 01:04:26,330 Just in time. 1489 01:04:27,965 --> 01:04:29,666 Thank you for coming so quickly. 1490 01:04:29,699 --> 01:04:31,135 I wasn't expecting the cavalry. 1491 01:04:31,168 --> 01:04:32,236 They didn't give me a choice. 1492 01:04:32,269 --> 01:04:34,004 - What's this? 1493 01:04:34,038 --> 01:04:36,206 Does no one think the rules apply to them anymore? 1494 01:04:36,240 --> 01:04:38,943 Now I've got to call this in on this stupid walkie-talkie. 1495 01:04:38,976 --> 01:04:40,110 - Call it in to who? 1496 01:04:40,144 --> 01:04:42,246 - Whom. To whom. 1497 01:04:42,279 --> 01:04:44,481 Can someone please explain that to him? 1498 01:04:44,514 --> 01:04:47,284 Okay. Clearly we are dealing with more 1499 01:04:47,317 --> 01:04:49,053 than just the Thin White Duke, 1500 01:04:49,086 --> 01:04:51,155 Heather Rockrear, and the Black Gentleman Dandy. 1501 01:04:51,188 --> 01:04:52,389 Which means Gus and I should definitely be packing. 1502 01:04:52,422 --> 01:04:53,991 - Not a chance. - Come on! 1503 01:04:54,024 --> 01:04:55,292 - That's easy for you to say. 1504 01:04:55,325 --> 01:04:57,261 We're gonna be sitting ducks out there. 1505 01:04:57,294 --> 01:04:59,263 My perfect head is like catnip to a long-range rifle scope. 1506 01:04:59,296 --> 01:05:00,897 Hi, Karen. 1507 01:05:02,432 --> 01:05:04,935 All right, looks like all of you can come. 1508 01:05:04,969 --> 01:05:07,171 Turns out this wasn't altogether unexpected. 1509 01:05:07,204 --> 01:05:09,439 But you're all going to die. 1510 01:05:09,473 --> 01:05:12,276 And, moreover, nobody's packing anything, all right? 1511 01:05:12,309 --> 01:05:13,978 You got a gun, it goes in the bag. 1512 01:05:14,011 --> 01:05:15,112 And your butts on the boat. 1513 01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:16,480 Come on, move it. 1514 01:05:16,513 --> 01:05:18,248 You, too. I know you're not packing anything. 1515 01:05:18,282 --> 01:05:19,349 Certainly not in your trousers. 1516 01:05:19,383 --> 01:05:21,185 Come on. You, in. 1517 01:05:21,218 --> 01:05:22,552 Move it. Let's go. On the boat. 1518 01:05:22,586 --> 01:05:25,122 You too, sweetheart. Come on. 1519 01:05:25,155 --> 01:05:27,091 Juliet, no need to pat you down, right? 1520 01:05:27,124 --> 01:05:28,993 - So what's the plan? 1521 01:05:29,026 --> 01:05:30,094 Well, I didn't know we were getting into a boat 1522 01:05:30,127 --> 01:05:31,361 until ten seconds again. 1523 01:05:31,395 --> 01:05:33,097 - I may make a jump for it. 1524 01:05:33,130 --> 01:05:35,065 How many sharks do you think are in the bay? 1525 01:05:35,099 --> 01:05:36,733 - At least one. - Dammit. 1526 01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:38,402 What are you supposed to be now? 1527 01:05:38,435 --> 01:05:39,536 Is this The Riddler? 1528 01:05:39,569 --> 01:05:41,538 He's funny. 1529 01:05:41,571 --> 01:05:43,140 Do you keep him around for the jokes? 1530 01:05:43,173 --> 01:05:44,374 Get in the boat, Tobolowsky! 1531 01:05:44,408 --> 01:05:46,210 You just called me Tobolowsky. 1532 01:05:46,243 --> 01:05:48,278 That is a deep cut, and now I am very rattled. 1533 01:05:48,312 --> 01:05:50,247 Shut up. In you go. 1534 01:05:54,318 --> 01:05:57,021 Gus, what do you know about Alcatraz? 1535 01:05:57,054 --> 01:05:58,255 - Not much. 1536 01:05:58,288 --> 01:06:01,091 Built in 1934, 336 mainline cells, 1537 01:06:01,125 --> 01:06:02,326 definitely haunted. 1538 01:06:02,359 --> 01:06:04,194 The legendary "Birdman of Alcatraz" 1539 01:06:04,228 --> 01:06:06,496 did all of his actual breeding in Leavenworth, Kansas. 1540 01:06:06,530 --> 01:06:08,298 Didn't you just say "not much"? 1541 01:06:08,332 --> 01:06:09,533 I haven't been since they closed for restoration 1542 01:06:09,566 --> 01:06:12,036 last year, Shawn. 1543 01:06:14,604 --> 01:06:16,240 No. Shawn, 1544 01:06:16,273 --> 01:06:18,342 there's no way he's taking us to Alcatraz. 1545 01:06:21,311 --> 01:06:22,546 Well, I'm absolutely mortified 1546 01:06:22,579 --> 01:06:24,481 that no one's here to greet us, 1547 01:06:24,514 --> 01:06:26,416 but you just can't find good help these days, can you? 1548 01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:28,018 Please, please, make your way all the way to the front. 1549 01:06:28,052 --> 01:06:29,186 I'll be with you shortly. 1550 01:06:29,219 --> 01:06:30,287 Don't dawdle. 1551 01:06:32,056 --> 01:06:33,457 - Dude, I got to say, 1552 01:06:33,490 --> 01:06:35,492 this restoration is coming along great. 1553 01:06:35,525 --> 01:06:37,127 If I'm looking on the bright side... 1554 01:06:37,161 --> 01:06:38,495 it's nice to get a sneak preview. 1555 01:06:38,528 --> 01:06:39,596 You're talking about the bright side 1556 01:06:39,629 --> 01:06:41,031 of dying in Alcatraz. 1557 01:06:41,065 --> 01:06:42,132 - Lights! 1558 01:06:43,633 --> 01:06:45,635 Is everyone comfortable? 1559 01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:48,138 Enough. What have you done with Iris, you son of a bitch?! 1560 01:06:48,172 --> 01:06:50,207 - Oy, Chatty Cathy, shut it. 1561 01:06:50,240 --> 01:06:52,509 I've got a slew of events planned for tonight, 1562 01:06:52,542 --> 01:06:54,411 and I don't want to be rushed. 1563 01:06:54,444 --> 01:06:56,380 So! Now that I have delivered tonight's guest of honor 1564 01:06:56,413 --> 01:06:57,647 and, as luck would have it, 1565 01:06:57,681 --> 01:06:59,383 all of her stupid-faced friends, 1566 01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:00,450 my job here is done. 1567 01:07:00,484 --> 01:07:01,551 - Thank God. 1568 01:07:03,420 --> 01:07:04,588 - I literally heard that. 1569 01:07:04,621 --> 01:07:06,190 You said it just loud enough 1570 01:07:06,223 --> 01:07:07,257 that I could hear what you said. 1571 01:07:07,291 --> 01:07:09,126 Where was I? 1572 01:07:09,159 --> 01:07:10,527 Oh, yeah, would you like to all meet 1573 01:07:10,560 --> 01:07:12,296 tonight's actual headliner? 1574 01:07:12,329 --> 01:07:14,164 - Headliner? - Oh yeah, man. 1575 01:07:14,198 --> 01:07:15,365 She's been paying for all of it. 1576 01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:20,537 Oh, my G... 1577 01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,408 - Ugh. 1578 01:07:24,441 --> 01:07:26,543 So what's the consensus on the accent? 1579 01:07:26,576 --> 01:07:28,378 Because it's definitely not Bowie. 1580 01:07:35,185 --> 01:07:37,487 * 1581 01:07:37,521 --> 01:07:38,855 - Allison Cowley! 1582 01:07:38,888 --> 01:07:40,490 My dream. Allison Road. 1583 01:07:40,524 --> 01:07:42,492 Gin Blossoms. I had a...I had a dream! 1584 01:07:42,526 --> 01:07:45,162 Mary was there. We sang "Allison Road." 1585 01:07:45,195 --> 01:07:47,431 You were Prince, and Jules was Princess Leia, 1586 01:07:47,464 --> 01:07:48,432 there was a pony, 1587 01:07:48,465 --> 01:07:49,433 the pony said st... 1588 01:07:51,201 --> 01:07:52,169 - Thank you, guys, 1589 01:07:52,202 --> 01:07:53,437 for putting up with him. 1590 01:07:53,470 --> 01:07:55,172 Really. It was hard on us all. 1591 01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:56,573 But his petty revenge scheme 1592 01:07:56,606 --> 01:07:59,509 was just too fortuitous to pass up! 1593 01:07:59,543 --> 01:08:02,179 And I must admit, I was secretly hoping 1594 01:08:02,212 --> 01:08:03,513 you'd all show up, family-style. 1595 01:08:03,547 --> 01:08:06,483 It's like four free bowls of soup. 1596 01:08:06,516 --> 01:08:08,552 Questions, really? Oh, okay. 1597 01:08:08,585 --> 01:08:10,587 I'm sorry, you just shot your partner. 1598 01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:12,456 - Uh, not a question, Shawn, 1599 01:08:12,489 --> 01:08:14,224 but why split hairs? 1600 01:08:14,258 --> 01:08:16,493 He was only useful until now. 1601 01:08:16,526 --> 01:08:18,295 He wanted revenge, 1602 01:08:18,328 --> 01:08:20,230 but he didn't have the tool set that I do. 1603 01:08:20,264 --> 01:08:21,365 We struck a deal. 1604 01:08:21,398 --> 01:08:23,333 He ruins Juliet's legacy, 1605 01:08:23,367 --> 01:08:26,136 and then I get to beat her to death. 1606 01:08:26,170 --> 01:08:27,571 It's a classic win-win; 1607 01:08:27,604 --> 01:08:28,605 happens all the time in the Batman movies. 1608 01:08:28,638 --> 01:08:29,906 - Dude. Cheese cloth. 1609 01:08:29,939 --> 01:08:31,441 - You're hungry now? 1610 01:08:31,475 --> 01:08:32,709 I would never eat cheese in cloth form. 1611 01:08:32,742 --> 01:08:34,578 Painter's cheese cloth, Shawn. 1612 01:08:34,611 --> 01:08:37,147 It's used in construction. For the refurbishment. 1613 01:08:37,181 --> 01:08:38,515 It's usually hanging straight down, 1614 01:08:38,548 --> 01:08:41,518 but it's pushed to the side over there. 1615 01:08:41,551 --> 01:08:43,487 Zero attention span, am I right? 1616 01:08:43,520 --> 01:08:45,289 What the hell do you want, Cowley? 1617 01:08:48,658 --> 01:08:49,626 Isn't it obvious? 1618 01:08:49,659 --> 01:08:51,728 I want a do-over. 1619 01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:53,163 You ruined me. 1620 01:08:53,197 --> 01:08:54,531 The night you arrested me 1621 01:08:54,564 --> 01:08:56,333 was supposed to be my coming-out party. 1622 01:08:56,366 --> 01:08:59,269 Yin to me. A passing of the torch. 1623 01:08:59,303 --> 01:09:01,305 A changing of... am I doing too many similes? 1624 01:09:01,338 --> 01:09:02,506 I feel like I went one too far. 1625 01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:04,474 Comedy often plays in threes. 1626 01:09:04,508 --> 01:09:06,410 - I'm not doing a bit. 1627 01:09:06,443 --> 01:09:08,212 I think Iris is somewhere through that doorway 1628 01:09:08,245 --> 01:09:09,713 on the left. 1629 01:09:09,746 --> 01:09:11,515 Also, cheese cloth and the word "refurbishment" 1630 01:09:11,548 --> 01:09:13,383 are actual things. 1631 01:09:13,417 --> 01:09:15,185 - Chief. 1632 01:09:15,219 --> 01:09:17,654 Your kid's somewhere in the building. 1633 01:09:17,687 --> 01:09:19,189 There are explosives involved, 1634 01:09:19,223 --> 01:09:20,524 so you're facing an uphill battle 1635 01:09:20,557 --> 01:09:21,658 even if you do manage to find her. 1636 01:09:21,691 --> 01:09:23,560 But, as a woman, 1637 01:09:23,593 --> 01:09:25,295 I refuse to believe that you're not capable 1638 01:09:25,329 --> 01:09:26,563 of overcoming the odds. 1639 01:09:26,596 --> 01:09:28,665 It's just that you're not. 1640 01:09:30,267 --> 01:09:31,601 But look at the bright side. 1641 01:09:31,635 --> 01:09:33,737 The two of you get to blow up together. 1642 01:09:33,770 --> 01:09:36,340 - What'd she say? - I can't hear a word. 1643 01:09:36,373 --> 01:09:37,774 - Gentlemen, 1644 01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:39,709 now that the four of you have crashed my party, 1645 01:09:39,743 --> 01:09:41,745 you have the very unenviable task 1646 01:09:41,778 --> 01:09:43,580 of getting past my colleagues. 1647 01:09:43,613 --> 01:09:45,349 They've been instructed to toy with you 1648 01:09:45,382 --> 01:09:47,517 and give you a false sense of confidence 1649 01:09:47,551 --> 01:09:50,687 and then kill you in whichever order or way feels most fun. 1650 01:09:50,720 --> 01:09:52,356 - Uh... 1651 01:09:52,389 --> 01:09:54,691 put me down for auto-erotic asphyxiation. 1652 01:09:54,724 --> 01:09:57,261 - Who is this guy? 1653 01:09:57,294 --> 01:09:59,263 I'm the assistant coroner, bitch. 1654 01:09:59,296 --> 01:10:00,697 - Aw, come on. - Okay, all right. 1655 01:10:00,730 --> 01:10:02,532 I have to apologize to everybody 1656 01:10:02,566 --> 01:10:04,568 for that whole, uh, "bitch" thing. 1657 01:10:04,601 --> 01:10:06,470 That was uncalled for. - Strode, Strode, shut up. 1658 01:10:06,503 --> 01:10:08,838 She's about to kill us. - That's no excuse, Henry. 1659 01:10:08,872 --> 01:10:11,375 It's a new world. I know it. We all know it. 1660 01:10:11,408 --> 01:10:12,809 And...and there is no reason 1661 01:10:12,842 --> 01:10:15,579 that your gender should have any bearing 1662 01:10:15,612 --> 01:10:17,447 on my choice of insults. 1663 01:10:17,481 --> 01:10:19,316 - Are you serious? 1664 01:10:19,349 --> 01:10:20,684 - Duly noted. 1665 01:10:20,717 --> 01:10:22,319 Can you shut up forever? 1666 01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:24,654 - Oh. Yes. 1667 01:10:24,688 --> 01:10:27,357 Which brings me to Little Miss 1668 01:10:27,391 --> 01:10:29,726 Little-Miss-Can't-Be-Wrong. 1669 01:10:29,759 --> 01:10:31,861 We have unfinished business. 1670 01:10:31,895 --> 01:10:34,664 I didn't say go. Did anyone hear "go"? 1671 01:10:34,698 --> 01:10:36,533 All right, what the hell. 1672 01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:38,802 Timer's set to 20. Let's do it right this time. 1673 01:10:38,835 --> 01:10:40,437 Kill the lights. 1674 01:10:41,638 --> 01:10:43,673 Wh-who's Iris? 1675 01:10:43,707 --> 01:10:46,443 - Jules! - Iris! Iris? 1676 01:10:46,476 --> 01:10:48,845 Jules, wait! Maybe we should stick together. 1677 01:10:48,878 --> 01:10:51,748 - Iris! 1678 01:10:51,781 --> 01:10:53,483 - Gus, what are you doing? 1679 01:10:53,517 --> 01:10:54,684 What, are you leaving? 1680 01:10:54,718 --> 01:10:55,785 I'm getting us to the lighthouse 1681 01:10:55,819 --> 01:10:59,055 to signal for help, Shawn. 1682 01:10:59,088 --> 01:11:00,424 - Technically that's leaving. 1683 01:11:00,457 --> 01:11:01,791 - I'm not commenting on plans 1684 01:11:01,825 --> 01:11:03,493 once I get to the lighthouse, Shawn. 1685 01:11:03,527 --> 01:11:04,661 But someone's gotta wait outside. 1686 01:11:10,567 --> 01:11:12,636 - Good evening, gentlemen. 1687 01:11:12,669 --> 01:11:14,571 I will be dismantling the both of you 1688 01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:16,373 in a matter of moments. 1689 01:11:17,941 --> 01:11:19,509 - Shawn Spencer. - Verb. 1690 01:11:19,543 --> 01:11:21,811 - Pleasure. - Everything good? 1691 01:11:25,749 --> 01:11:26,850 - Gus... 1692 01:11:26,883 --> 01:11:30,387 he's no dandy. 1693 01:11:30,420 --> 01:11:33,390 - He's a black gentleman ninja. 1694 01:11:35,959 --> 01:11:38,862 Still no ring on the finger, I see. 1695 01:11:38,895 --> 01:11:41,331 Why does everyone keep saying that? 1696 01:11:57,714 --> 01:11:58,882 I'm not crazy about overpowering 1697 01:11:58,915 --> 01:12:00,684 a woman in a singlet. 1698 01:12:00,717 --> 01:12:02,819 - She's not wearing a singlet. - No, I am. 1699 01:12:02,852 --> 01:12:03,820 Under my clothes. 1700 01:12:03,853 --> 01:12:05,555 Oh! 1701 01:12:06,656 --> 01:12:08,725 You know, I've been dealing with broads like you 1702 01:12:08,758 --> 01:12:10,460 my entire I...aaagh! 1703 01:12:12,929 --> 01:12:14,564 - Apparently my milkshake 1704 01:12:14,598 --> 01:12:17,701 brings old bald guys to the yard. 1705 01:12:17,734 --> 01:12:20,537 - I have a ribbon. 1706 01:12:20,570 --> 01:12:22,372 - No, no. No, no. No! 1707 01:12:22,406 --> 01:12:23,640 No! No! No, no, no! 1708 01:12:25,675 --> 01:12:29,479 * Deck the halls with boughs of holly * 1709 01:12:29,513 --> 01:12:32,849 No! Not the arm! Not the arm! 1710 01:12:32,882 --> 01:12:35,652 * Fa la la la la, la la la la * 1711 01:12:35,685 --> 01:12:39,823 * 'Tis the season to be jolly * 1712 01:12:39,856 --> 01:12:42,459 No, no, no, no, no, no! 1713 01:12:42,492 --> 01:12:43,993 * Fa la la la la, la la la la * 1714 01:12:44,027 --> 01:12:46,563 Please! 1715 01:12:46,596 --> 01:12:49,966 * Don we now our gay apparel * 1716 01:12:49,999 --> 01:12:51,735 Time out, time out, time out, time out! 1717 01:12:51,768 --> 01:12:54,170 - * Fa la la, la la la... 1718 01:12:54,203 --> 01:12:56,640 - Iris! 1719 01:12:56,673 --> 01:12:59,543 Iris? 1720 01:12:59,576 --> 01:13:02,512 Gus, I'm not even scared anymore. 1721 01:13:02,546 --> 01:13:03,880 This is simply bedazzling. 1722 01:13:03,913 --> 01:13:05,515 - I'm transfixed. 1723 01:13:05,549 --> 01:13:07,183 How long is this display going on for? 1724 01:13:07,216 --> 01:13:09,586 Hopefully long enough for him to wear himself out. 1725 01:13:11,588 --> 01:13:14,691 Okay, that's next level. - The man gravity forgot. 1726 01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,660 Oooh! 1727 01:13:17,661 --> 01:13:19,663 Iris! 1728 01:13:21,998 --> 01:13:23,533 - Hi. 1729 01:13:26,903 --> 01:13:30,039 - It's okay. It's okay. 1730 01:13:30,073 --> 01:13:31,941 Just sit tight, okay? 1731 01:13:34,578 --> 01:13:35,845 Sit tight, baby. 1732 01:13:35,879 --> 01:13:37,981 Okay, I'm gonna get you out of here. 1733 01:13:42,952 --> 01:13:44,754 I shouldn't have rejected Selene, Shawn. 1734 01:13:44,788 --> 01:13:46,823 She's almost everything I ever wanted in a woman, 1735 01:13:46,856 --> 01:13:48,525 short of being Gugu Mbatha-Raw. 1736 01:13:48,558 --> 01:13:50,059 I'm so stubborn about the Pluto thing. 1737 01:13:50,093 --> 01:13:51,895 And you know I've got to be the cheetah, Shawn. 1738 01:13:51,928 --> 01:13:54,230 The cheetah! - Gus, you are a cheetah. 1739 01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:55,799 And she's basically the female version of you. 1740 01:13:55,832 --> 01:13:57,433 You know that. - I know. 1741 01:13:58,702 --> 01:14:00,470 I should've married Jules three years ago. 1742 01:14:00,504 --> 01:14:01,971 This ring is just another excuse for me 1743 01:14:02,005 --> 01:14:03,540 to avoid responsibility. 1744 01:14:03,573 --> 01:14:04,774 - Mm-hmm. 1745 01:14:04,808 --> 01:14:05,775 She deserves better than me, Gus. 1746 01:14:05,809 --> 01:14:07,544 - No. No, Shawn. 1747 01:14:07,577 --> 01:14:09,579 She deserves the best version of you. Hey. 1748 01:14:10,914 --> 01:14:12,448 I'm proud of you. 1749 01:14:15,785 --> 01:14:17,053 Let's do the thing that we're best at. 1750 01:14:17,086 --> 01:14:18,254 - You know that's right. 1751 01:14:23,727 --> 01:14:27,664 - * I've lost my mind 1752 01:14:27,697 --> 01:14:29,666 * On what I'd find 1753 01:14:29,699 --> 01:14:31,635 * 1754 01:14:31,668 --> 01:14:34,638 * All of the pressure that I left behind * 1755 01:14:34,671 --> 01:14:36,706 * On Allison Road 1756 01:14:36,740 --> 01:14:38,642 * 1757 01:14:38,675 --> 01:14:40,610 * Fools in the rain 1758 01:14:40,644 --> 01:14:41,878 * 1759 01:14:41,911 --> 01:14:43,713 * If the sun gets through 1760 01:14:43,747 --> 01:14:45,849 * 1761 01:14:45,882 --> 01:14:48,818 * Fire's in the heaven of the eyes I knew * 1762 01:14:48,852 --> 01:14:50,987 * On Allison Road 1763 01:14:52,822 --> 01:14:54,958 We can't go out like this, Ryan. 1764 01:14:54,991 --> 01:14:56,726 - My name is Henry. 1765 01:14:56,760 --> 01:14:58,728 You've known me for nine years, Strode. 1766 01:14:58,762 --> 01:15:02,098 Sorry. I can't stop thinking about Ryan Reynolds. 1767 01:15:02,131 --> 01:15:04,734 What can we do? - I don't know. 1768 01:15:04,768 --> 01:15:06,836 She's so much fitter than us. 1769 01:15:06,870 --> 01:15:08,572 - Look at my thighs. 1770 01:15:08,605 --> 01:15:10,674 * 1771 01:15:10,707 --> 01:15:13,142 It's the last thing I want you to see. 1772 01:15:13,176 --> 01:15:15,011 - * On Allison Road, yeah 1773 01:15:15,044 --> 01:15:18,582 * I didn't know I was lost at the time * 1774 01:15:18,615 --> 01:15:19,749 * On Allison Road - Yeah! 1775 01:15:19,783 --> 01:15:21,585 - That's it! Go, go! 1776 01:15:21,618 --> 01:15:23,887 * So she fills up her sails * 1777 01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,321 * 1778 01:15:25,354 --> 01:15:26,690 * With my wasted breath 1779 01:15:26,723 --> 01:15:27,724 - Whoo! 1780 01:15:27,757 --> 01:15:29,659 * 1781 01:15:29,693 --> 01:15:31,595 * And each one's more wasted than the others * 1782 01:15:31,628 --> 01:15:33,597 * You can bet, on Allison Road * 1783 01:15:33,630 --> 01:15:36,165 We need a key to the cell! Let's go! 1784 01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:39,669 Oh, my God, I never... I can't feel my arm. 1785 01:15:39,703 --> 01:15:42,005 I can't feel my leg. How am I walking? 1786 01:15:42,038 --> 01:15:43,907 I can't feel my limbs! How am I walking? 1787 01:15:43,940 --> 01:15:46,042 - I'll get another one. - I killed her! 1788 01:15:46,075 --> 01:15:48,945 * 1789 01:15:48,978 --> 01:15:50,914 - Isn't it funny, Juliet? 1790 01:15:50,947 --> 01:15:52,348 I mean, we're both blondes. 1791 01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:53,917 We're both smart. 1792 01:15:53,950 --> 01:15:56,786 Business up front, party in the back. 1793 01:15:56,820 --> 01:15:58,955 I could've been you, and you could've been me. 1794 01:15:58,988 --> 01:16:01,591 There's really only one thing that separates us... 1795 01:16:02,826 --> 01:16:05,094 You mean besides the capacity to feel empathy? 1796 01:16:05,128 --> 01:16:06,963 - No. Just that. 1797 01:16:06,996 --> 01:16:08,632 Why, can you think of something else? 1798 01:16:08,665 --> 01:16:10,934 - I can. 1799 01:16:10,967 --> 01:16:14,738 So, Shawn's office... 1800 01:16:14,771 --> 01:16:16,172 is at the end of an alley in Chinatown. 1801 01:16:16,205 --> 01:16:17,707 It's called psychphrancisco, 1802 01:16:17,741 --> 01:16:19,643 all one word, all lowercase. 1803 01:16:19,676 --> 01:16:21,945 "ph" for the f. Not the wisest marketing move. 1804 01:16:21,978 --> 01:16:23,780 But we are a we. 1805 01:16:23,813 --> 01:16:25,815 We are an us. We are lovers in the night. 1806 01:16:25,849 --> 01:16:27,083 So we support each other even when 1807 01:16:27,116 --> 01:16:29,018 we make questionable decisions. 1808 01:16:29,052 --> 01:16:30,854 This is the weirdest stalling for time speech 1809 01:16:30,887 --> 01:16:32,622 I've ever heard. 1810 01:16:32,656 --> 01:16:34,023 It basically means I spend my weekends 1811 01:16:34,057 --> 01:16:36,159 in Chinatown waiting on rickshaws 1812 01:16:36,192 --> 01:16:38,828 and jade birdcages to be delivered. 1813 01:16:38,862 --> 01:16:40,697 Shawn loves "Gremlins." I mean, who doesn't? 1814 01:16:40,730 --> 01:16:42,165 It's my favorite Christmas movie. 1815 01:16:42,198 --> 01:16:44,100 Technically, it's not a Christmas movie, 1816 01:16:44,133 --> 01:16:45,802 and I feel like you're just getting further off-topic. 1817 01:16:45,835 --> 01:16:47,704 - Point is, 1818 01:16:47,737 --> 01:16:50,106 there's this incredible martial arts gym next door. 1819 01:16:50,139 --> 01:16:52,008 And I never knew 1820 01:16:52,041 --> 01:16:53,977 what a "kip up" was 1821 01:16:54,010 --> 01:16:55,845 until I took the class. 1822 01:16:57,446 --> 01:16:58,682 - Ugh! 1823 01:17:01,284 --> 01:17:08,124 * 1824 01:17:15,999 --> 01:17:17,133 - We need a key. 1825 01:17:32,015 --> 01:17:34,150 Dad? 1826 01:17:34,183 --> 01:17:35,852 - Hello, gentlemen. 1827 01:17:35,885 --> 01:17:37,086 How fortuitous. 1828 01:17:37,120 --> 01:17:40,289 Three birds, one wire. 1829 01:17:40,323 --> 01:17:41,925 Gus, there's a table. 1830 01:17:41,958 --> 01:17:43,860 - What? - Gus, there's a table. 1831 01:17:43,893 --> 01:17:45,795 - That has never worked, Shawn. - It did work once. 1832 01:17:47,931 --> 01:17:49,933 - Hi, baby, hi. 1833 01:17:51,801 --> 01:17:53,236 Chief, stop! She said there'd be explosives. 1834 01:17:55,238 --> 01:17:57,040 - Okay, okay. 1835 01:17:57,073 --> 01:17:58,474 Okay, I need you to go back as far as you can, 1836 01:17:58,507 --> 01:17:59,976 'cause we are gonna get this. 1837 01:18:00,009 --> 01:18:03,747 Okay? 1838 01:18:03,780 --> 01:18:05,715 Let him go, Gentleman Ninja. 1839 01:18:05,749 --> 01:18:07,784 - I'm afraid this is the end. 1840 01:18:07,817 --> 01:18:10,754 Well, I'm afraid my dad's not gonna die tonight. 1841 01:18:10,787 --> 01:18:13,189 At least not by your deftly manicured hands. 1842 01:18:13,222 --> 01:18:17,060 I suppose natural causes is still on the table. 1843 01:18:19,763 --> 01:18:21,197 - What? - The table. 1844 01:18:21,230 --> 01:18:22,331 - No. - Yes. 1845 01:18:22,365 --> 01:18:25,134 - When? - Now! 1846 01:18:25,168 --> 01:18:28,137 Ha, damn it! 1847 01:18:28,171 --> 01:18:30,273 He's so nimble! 1848 01:18:30,306 --> 01:18:32,308 * 1849 01:18:32,341 --> 01:18:34,744 - Uhhh! 1850 01:18:34,778 --> 01:18:35,779 - Freeze! 1851 01:18:35,812 --> 01:18:37,713 You arrogant bastard. 1852 01:18:40,083 --> 01:18:42,752 - Woody, Woody. - Oh, thank God. 1853 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:46,022 Cheers. Cheers. 1854 01:18:50,226 --> 01:18:52,228 Okay, just...just get out of here, Juliet, okay? 1855 01:18:52,261 --> 01:18:54,097 Just...please, just go. 1856 01:18:54,130 --> 01:18:55,832 Okay, baby, I need you to go back as far as you can 1857 01:18:55,865 --> 01:18:56,966 because Mommy's not going anywhere. 1858 01:18:59,202 --> 01:19:00,870 Don't pull the wire! 1859 01:19:00,904 --> 01:19:02,338 It's a code, it's a date! I heard them. 1860 01:19:02,371 --> 01:19:04,908 It's the day Mr. Yin died and she got arrested! 1861 01:19:14,884 --> 01:19:17,320 Why do you know that? 1862 01:19:17,353 --> 01:19:20,056 It was kind of a big night for me. 1863 01:19:21,224 --> 01:19:23,226 - Mom? - Hey. 1864 01:19:25,294 --> 01:19:26,362 Hi, baby. 1865 01:19:31,901 --> 01:19:33,102 There you are. 1866 01:19:33,136 --> 01:19:35,104 Let's get this off, huh? 1867 01:19:38,274 --> 01:19:39,408 - Ah. 1868 01:19:55,091 --> 01:19:55,758 Shawn, I think I'm gonna bounce. 1869 01:19:57,593 --> 01:19:59,595 I got a unicycling class that starts... 1870 01:19:59,628 --> 01:20:01,030 eh, screw it. 1871 01:20:01,064 --> 01:20:02,498 Nah, I'm going fishing. 1872 01:20:02,531 --> 01:20:03,933 Am I the only one who's hungry? 1873 01:20:03,967 --> 01:20:06,269 - I could eat. - Gus? 1874 01:20:06,302 --> 01:20:09,005 Dude, you have to block this girl from your Instagram. 1875 01:20:09,038 --> 01:20:10,039 - What... 1876 01:20:10,073 --> 01:20:11,207 are you doing here? 1877 01:20:11,240 --> 01:20:12,909 - Wow, thank you. 1878 01:20:12,942 --> 01:20:15,578 Uh, Selene, before we go any further, 1879 01:20:15,611 --> 01:20:17,180 let me just say this. 1880 01:20:17,213 --> 01:20:18,848 That was the best fluffernutter sandwich 1881 01:20:18,882 --> 01:20:20,917 I've ever eaten in my entire life. 1882 01:20:20,950 --> 01:20:22,518 And I'm completely willing to make a go at this. 1883 01:20:22,551 --> 01:20:24,587 But you must let me be the cheetah 1884 01:20:24,620 --> 01:20:25,922 in this relationship. 1885 01:20:25,955 --> 01:20:28,491 - Done. - Cool. 1886 01:20:32,128 --> 01:20:34,197 That is not letting me be the cheetah. 1887 01:20:37,133 --> 01:20:38,267 Mmm. 1888 01:20:41,537 --> 01:20:44,273 - Shawn Spencer. Psychic. 1889 01:20:46,642 --> 01:20:49,612 Wow. Word's really, uh, gotten out on this thing. 1890 01:20:49,645 --> 01:20:51,547 You promised me that you had these skills. 1891 01:20:51,580 --> 01:20:54,217 I'm here to tell you, all those things you claimed, 1892 01:20:54,250 --> 01:20:56,152 those premonitions you told me... 1893 01:20:59,555 --> 01:21:00,523 They came true! 1894 01:21:02,058 --> 01:21:03,226 How do you do it? No, really? 1895 01:21:03,259 --> 01:21:05,061 - Well... - It's unbelievable, man. 1896 01:21:05,094 --> 01:21:06,963 - What? You're serious? 1897 01:21:06,996 --> 01:21:07,964 Those things actually happened? 1898 01:21:07,997 --> 01:21:08,998 - Every one. 1899 01:21:09,032 --> 01:21:10,066 - How? - Gus... 1900 01:21:10,099 --> 01:21:11,267 - How?! - Gus. 1901 01:21:11,300 --> 01:21:12,601 - What? - You know how. 1902 01:21:17,273 --> 01:21:19,542 It's just a new program we have down at the Bureau. 1903 01:21:19,575 --> 01:21:22,011 That's the Internal Revenue Service. 1904 01:21:22,045 --> 01:21:23,646 It's called "Clean Start." 1905 01:21:23,679 --> 01:21:25,314 You're all clear on your taxes. 1906 01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:27,683 Happy holidays. 1907 01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:31,887 - Whoa! That was close, sir. 1908 01:21:33,156 --> 01:21:34,890 You must have a guardian angel. 1909 01:21:36,359 --> 01:21:39,062 Can I borrow your salt? Ugh! 1910 01:21:39,095 --> 01:21:41,130 Sharp pains! 1911 01:21:41,164 --> 01:21:44,000 Let this be a cautionary tale to all. 1912 01:21:47,670 --> 01:21:49,172 You have a gift, my friend. 1913 01:21:49,205 --> 01:21:50,706 That's a sweet thing to say from you, yeah. 1914 01:21:50,739 --> 01:21:53,576 In return, I have a gift for you. 1915 01:21:53,609 --> 01:21:55,611 - Oh, that's t...it's too much. - He's gonna shoot us. 1916 01:21:55,644 --> 01:21:56,612 We should've never the bait, dammit! 1917 01:21:56,645 --> 01:21:57,713 - It's o... 1918 01:22:01,317 --> 01:22:02,718 - You were right. 1919 01:22:02,751 --> 01:22:04,587 Very difficult to find. 1920 01:22:04,620 --> 01:22:07,190 But your three years were not wasted looking. 1921 01:22:07,223 --> 01:22:08,691 You just weren't willing to break any limbs 1922 01:22:08,724 --> 01:22:09,959 to get your information. 1923 01:22:12,228 --> 01:22:15,064 You are so lucky. 1924 01:22:15,098 --> 01:22:17,366 - No way. 1925 01:22:21,137 --> 01:22:22,638 Is that... 1926 01:22:22,671 --> 01:22:24,607 - Yeah. 1927 01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:26,075 Oh, my God. 1928 01:22:28,444 --> 01:22:30,613 That's totally it. 1929 01:22:30,646 --> 01:22:33,216 Thank you. 1930 01:22:33,249 --> 01:22:35,218 I'm ready. 1931 01:22:35,251 --> 01:22:36,385 - You are? - Oh, hell yes. 1932 01:22:36,419 --> 01:22:38,087 You have been so patient. 1933 01:22:38,121 --> 01:22:39,322 And I love you so much. 1934 01:22:39,355 --> 01:22:41,124 And I'm so grateful for you. 1935 01:22:41,157 --> 01:22:44,060 So let's go to the airport 1936 01:22:44,093 --> 01:22:47,396 and fly to Iceland and rent a volcano. 1937 01:22:47,430 --> 01:22:49,765 Or...or we can venture to your family's homeland 1938 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:51,667 in Inverness and... and vow it up 1939 01:22:51,700 --> 01:22:53,469 surrounded by Highland cows. 1940 01:22:53,502 --> 01:22:55,171 - Curious beasts. - Or! 1941 01:22:55,204 --> 01:22:57,106 Or we can married on Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. 1942 01:22:57,140 --> 01:22:59,142 We'd have to talk fast, 'cause I think the ride's 1943 01:22:59,175 --> 01:23:01,210 only a minute and a half long, and the car only seats four 1944 01:23:01,244 --> 01:23:02,345 and we'll need room for Gus and... 1945 01:23:02,378 --> 01:23:03,779 - Shawn. 1946 01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:05,781 I don't need any of that. 1947 01:23:05,814 --> 01:23:07,650 I never have. 1948 01:23:09,252 --> 01:23:10,719 You're gonna want one of those cows. 1949 01:23:10,753 --> 01:23:13,456 Don't make the same mistake I did. 1950 01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:16,059 - Let's just call a Lyft 1951 01:23:16,092 --> 01:23:17,760 and go to Vegas right now. 1952 01:23:17,793 --> 01:23:19,095 - Really? - Yeah. 1953 01:23:19,128 --> 01:23:21,764 - Okay. 1954 01:23:21,797 --> 01:23:23,366 Yes, Mr. Provedor? 1955 01:23:23,399 --> 01:23:25,101 - I'm ordained. 1956 01:23:25,134 --> 01:23:27,170 - What? - I'll be your maid of honor. 1957 01:23:27,203 --> 01:23:28,371 - Ooh! - No, no, no, no, no. 1958 01:23:28,404 --> 01:23:30,106 I don't think so. Please. 1959 01:23:30,139 --> 01:23:31,440 - Mom... - Overreaching. 1960 01:23:31,474 --> 01:23:33,242 You know what? Completely my fault. 1961 01:23:33,276 --> 01:23:35,411 Move it, Vick. We're ready to begin. 1962 01:23:35,444 --> 01:23:37,012 - Woody! 1963 01:23:40,816 --> 01:23:42,151 - Gus... 1964 01:23:43,419 --> 01:23:44,420 I knew this was gonna happen, Shawn. 1965 01:23:44,453 --> 01:23:46,322 - I know, I know, I know. 1966 01:23:46,355 --> 01:23:47,756 But you gotta pull it together, 'cause I need your 1967 01:23:47,790 --> 01:23:50,793 best man speech to kill. - It will. 1968 01:23:50,826 --> 01:23:52,528 - Hey. 1969 01:23:52,561 --> 01:23:54,430 My sincerest congratulations to the both of you. 1970 01:23:54,463 --> 01:23:55,764 - Oh, thanks, man. 1971 01:23:55,798 --> 01:23:56,799 - You're welcome. 1972 01:23:56,832 --> 01:23:58,134 - Very kind. 1973 01:23:58,167 --> 01:23:59,368 That's just a good dude. 1974 01:23:59,402 --> 01:24:01,104 Brother's gotta make a living. 1975 01:24:01,137 --> 01:24:02,505 - This economy? Absolutely. - Yeah. 1976 01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:05,108 - Shall we begin? - Oh! I do. 1977 01:24:05,141 --> 01:24:06,242 - Me too. 1978 01:24:12,315 --> 01:24:14,150 * 1979 01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:17,286 You skipped a few things. 1980 01:24:17,320 --> 01:24:19,155 It's okay. - Right, sure. 1981 01:24:19,188 --> 01:24:20,156 Let's start from the beginning. 1982 01:24:22,558 --> 01:24:24,260 Dearly beloved, 1983 01:24:24,293 --> 01:24:26,162 we are gathered here to celebrate the union 1984 01:24:26,195 --> 01:24:27,496 of two lovely people 1985 01:24:27,530 --> 01:24:29,298 and, uh, bear witness 1986 01:24:29,332 --> 01:24:33,169 to their union and holy matrimony. 1987 01:24:33,202 --> 01:24:36,139 Should anyone here know of any reason this couple 1988 01:24:36,172 --> 01:24:39,175 should not be wed, please speak now or forever hold your peace. 1989 01:24:39,208 --> 01:24:41,477 Yeah, I have a few things I'd like to get off my chest. 1990 01:24:41,510 --> 01:24:44,180 - Woody, really? - Oh, not about this. 1991 01:24:44,213 --> 01:24:45,481 Can I wait until later? - Yeah, I think so. 1992 01:24:45,514 --> 01:24:47,450 You know what? I'm gonna wait. 1993 01:24:56,459 --> 01:24:58,161 * 1994 01:24:58,194 --> 01:25:00,863 Gus! We're gonna need a bigger boat! 1995 01:25:02,831 --> 01:25:04,467 - Stop playing around, Shawn. 1996 01:25:04,500 --> 01:25:06,235 The girl's already at the airport checked in. 1997 01:25:06,269 --> 01:25:07,470 Find your damn passport. 1998 01:25:07,503 --> 01:25:10,173 - Boom! Found it. 1999 01:25:10,206 --> 01:25:13,209 Oh, hey, should I slice this up for the road? 2000 01:25:13,242 --> 01:25:14,610 - Let's go, Shawn. 2001 01:25:14,643 --> 01:25:16,579 Look, I'ma ask you this one more time. 2002 01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:19,482 Are you absolutely sure Juliet is okay with Selene and I 2003 01:25:19,515 --> 01:25:20,883 tagging along on your honeymoon? 2004 01:25:20,916 --> 01:25:22,251 She's come to expect nothing less. 2005 01:25:22,285 --> 01:25:24,153 All right. 2006 01:25:24,653 --> 01:25:25,821 Should we be worried? 2007 01:25:25,854 --> 01:25:27,490 - Nah, it's Chinatown. 2008 01:25:27,523 --> 01:25:29,358 It's probably firecrackers or jiffy pop. 2009 01:25:29,392 --> 01:25:30,793 Bubble wrap, bubble tea. 2010 01:25:30,826 --> 01:25:32,195 Could be any one of those things, Gus. 2011 01:25:35,564 --> 01:25:37,633 - Congratulations, bro! 2012 01:25:37,666 --> 01:25:39,835 Finally made an honest woman out of my sis. 2013 01:25:39,868 --> 01:25:41,837 Ewan? What the hell are you doing here? 2014 01:25:41,870 --> 01:25:43,372 - Oh, man. 2015 01:25:43,406 --> 01:25:44,573 I'm chillin'. 2016 01:25:47,610 --> 01:25:49,545 * 2017 01:25:50,546 --> 01:25:51,947 Hey, you guys got a back door in here? 2018 01:25:51,980 --> 01:25:55,251 Gus! 2019 01:25:55,284 --> 01:25:57,253 So I was just gonna mail you a wedding present, 2020 01:25:57,286 --> 01:25:59,488 but that's, like, a dick move, so here you go. 2021 01:25:59,522 --> 01:26:01,490 And tied a little business in at the same time. 2022 01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:03,592 Quick ask: do you guys have a Kevlar vest 2023 01:26:03,626 --> 01:26:06,462 or possibly a lead shield I could borrow? 2024 01:26:06,495 --> 01:26:07,630 Actually, we're on our way to the airport 2025 01:26:07,663 --> 01:26:09,265 for my honeymoon. 2026 01:26:09,298 --> 01:26:11,434 - Jamaica. - Jamaica! 2027 01:26:11,467 --> 01:26:13,236 both: Jamaica! 2028 01:26:13,269 --> 01:26:14,870 That's, like, so played out, right? 2029 01:26:14,903 --> 01:26:16,439 They got johnnycakes at the Giants game now. 2030 01:26:16,472 --> 01:26:17,940 - That's not funny, Ewan. 2031 01:26:17,973 --> 01:26:20,943 Sweet pad. "Gremlins," right? Yes. 2032 01:26:20,976 --> 01:26:23,646 Ah. What happened to the Mogwai? 2033 01:26:23,679 --> 01:26:26,282 We...we ran into some licensing issues. 2034 01:26:28,016 --> 01:26:29,585 Ewan O'Hara. Come out with your hands up. 2035 01:26:29,618 --> 01:26:30,986 Guys, this is all about me. 2036 01:26:31,019 --> 01:26:32,955 You have nothing to worry about. 2037 01:26:32,988 --> 01:26:35,658 Shawn Spencer and associate, come out as well. 2038 01:26:35,691 --> 01:26:37,293 Okay, now it's about you guys too. 2039 01:26:37,326 --> 01:26:38,594 Could be a problem. - Associate? 2040 01:26:38,627 --> 01:26:40,329 I pay the damn rent in this place! 2041 01:26:40,363 --> 01:26:41,397 Maybe if you were around more often, 2042 01:26:41,430 --> 01:26:42,931 they'd know who you were. 2043 01:26:42,965 --> 01:26:44,467 We're giving you ten seconds. 2044 01:26:44,500 --> 01:26:46,269 Okay, uh, quick change of plans. 2045 01:26:46,302 --> 01:26:47,603 We gotta call an audible. Jamaica's out. 2046 01:26:47,636 --> 01:26:49,305 Uh, we'll split the heat with my sister. 2047 01:26:49,338 --> 01:26:50,906 How do you guys feel about Oslo? 2048 01:26:50,939 --> 01:26:52,641 - He definitely shot Kennedy. - The city. 2049 01:26:52,675 --> 01:26:53,642 They named a city after that son of a bitch? 2050 01:26:53,676 --> 01:26:55,578 - Shawn... - Gents. 2051 01:26:55,611 --> 01:26:57,246 Good time to chat, but the back door, the back door! 2052 01:26:57,280 --> 01:26:58,947 Uh, it's really more of a staircase 2053 01:26:58,981 --> 01:27:00,983 that leads to a tunnel that lets out in Nob Hill. 2054 01:27:01,016 --> 01:27:03,986 Dude, Nob Hill? 2055 01:27:04,019 --> 01:27:05,321 - Three... - Where's the present? 2056 01:27:05,354 --> 01:27:06,622 - I left it over there. 2057 01:27:06,655 --> 01:27:08,023 You're gonna need the present. 2058 01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:10,359 Bogies! 12:00. - One. 2059 01:27:10,393 --> 01:27:12,328 - Whoa! - We have contact! 2060 01:27:15,331 --> 01:27:16,532 - Through the window! 2061 01:27:22,338 --> 01:27:24,673 Better be an awesome gift! 2062 01:27:24,707 --> 01:27:26,609 Don't ever break the casing or drop it! 2063 01:27:29,077 --> 01:27:30,579 That's not really a wedding gift, is it? 2064 01:27:30,613 --> 01:27:32,648 It's the thought that counts, Gus! 2065 01:27:36,985 --> 01:27:38,354 * 2066 01:27:38,387 --> 01:27:40,356 - * I know, you know 2067 01:27:40,389 --> 01:27:41,690 * That I'm not telling the truth * 2068 01:27:41,724 --> 01:27:43,492 * I know, you know 2069 01:27:43,526 --> 01:27:45,294 * They just don't have any proof * 2070 01:27:45,328 --> 01:27:46,562 * Embrace the deception 2071 01:27:46,595 --> 01:27:48,331 * Learn how to bend 2072 01:27:48,364 --> 01:27:49,965 * Your worst inhibitions 2073 01:27:49,998 --> 01:27:52,501 * Tend to psych you out in the end * 2074 01:27:52,535 --> 01:27:53,969 * I know, you know 2075 01:27:54,002 --> 01:27:58,541 * 145248

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