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Can you see it take me over?
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No.
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I'm hearing the bells.
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When I walk, I feel the bells.
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My trial march. New York.
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- Did Tracy give you this?
- You try it.
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What do you feel?
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You don't want to know. This is
my roommate, somebody I love.
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Her career is on the line here.
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I know, that's why mentally
we have to be ready.
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Okay, I'm ready.
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- Focus.
- Focus.
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- No distractions.
- None.
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- Deep focus.
- I'm there.
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Let's go.
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Thanks.
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Focus.
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Focus.
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VONDA SINGS:
I've been down this road
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Being There
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Walking the lineThat's painted by pride
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And I have made mistakes in my life
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That I just can 't hide
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Oh, I believe I am ready
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For what love has to bring
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I got myself together
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Now I'm ready to sing
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I've been searching my soul tonight
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I know there's so much more to life
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Now I know I can shine a light
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To find my way back home
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Oh, baby, yeah
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Oh, yeah
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- Are we ready?
- Let's go.
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What's the plan? What will we do?
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I'll open with a moment,
be frugal with testimony.
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Close with my "please" summation.
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What's that?
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A slight, dismissive regurgitation of
the facts, followed by a "please."
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- This will keep me out of jail?
- You won't get jail.
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I'll lose my job, then I'll kill him,
then go to jail.
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Please.
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I know you get results with your
methods, but are you up to this?
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I am.
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(NOSE WHISTLES)
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- How did the test go?
- What test?
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You know everything. Now's not
the time to be out of the loop!
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Do you know why Georgia's
in the bathroom?
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- Do you only snoop for what you need?
- Hey.
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Georgia's pregnancy test? Ally wants
me in the loop to snoop the scoop.
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- Are we expecting?
- I haven't taken it yet.
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I was only wondering.
It's not like I was...
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I'm late for court.
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- She invited you?
- She didn't just invite me...
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...she oozed sex. She asked
lasciviously. When we go out...
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...she eats shellfish, saying
it affects her libido.
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- After dinner?
- After, we went dancing.
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While dancing
she oozes sex again.
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[CLICKER SOUNDS]
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I apologize. I have a throat
irritation. Could be a polyp.
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With the court's permission, I'd
like to click my objections.
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Are you serious?
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I can whistle, but the click's
less intrusive.
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Okay.
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He's famous for his distraction
tactics. That's what he's doing.
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Sustained. Jury will disregard
Mr. Kepler's remark. Continue.
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Back to the dancing.
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She grabbed my buttocks.
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- During the dance?
- She grabbed them and squeezed them.
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- She asked if I'm easily stimulated.
- Then?
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She invites me back to her place
for coffee.
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She's dropping sexual entendres
like bread crumbs.
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We kiss, a hand goes here, a hand goes
there. Suddenly she slaps me.
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Then what?
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Well, I slapped her back.
Which I'm not proud of doing.
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But it hurt. In a reflex,
I just slapped back.
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- Then?
- She goes into kickbox overdrive.
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Then I fell down. That's all
I remember. When I woke up...
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...a paramedic was standing over me.
- I have nothing further.
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- She asked you to stop?
- No, to take it slower.
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- And you wouldn't?
- I was going more slow than she was.
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But at some point...
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[SHOES SQUEAKING]
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...she said, "No,"
and "get out."
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- What's that noise?
- Sorry, Your Honor.
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Arch problems. Orthopedic shoes.
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LAWYER:
Your Honor?
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Let's get on with it.
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You didn't leave when she asked.
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My hands weren't going anywhere
hers weren't.
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She sent mixed messages.
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- Mixed? As in "no, don't, get out"?
- Objection.
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Withdrawn, Your Honor.
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I'm troubled.
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[SHOES SQUEAKING]
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[SHOES SQUEAKING]
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You call yourself lawyers?
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- That was ridiculous...
- He knows what he's doing.
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He's the only one. His shoes squeak.
And this damn clicker!
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We told you that we're undermining
the severity of the whole thing.
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Trust us. We're trying
to set a tone here.
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Glenn.
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- Hi, Ally.
- How's it going?
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- Not bad. Got arrested, huh?
- How did you know?
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I got subpoenaed. The D.A. Called
me to testify against you.
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Lucky thing I'm in the country.
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- What? You haven't done it yet?
- Ally saw the box.
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- So?
- So it made me not have to go.
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She'll come back and not ask because
she'll be too embarrassed.
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She'll just shoot her little looks.
I don't like the little looks.
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It's easier to not take it.
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If I'm pregnant, I'll find out.
I can't hide it. You get fat!
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- Take it.
- You take it!
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They're not 100 percent accurate.
Why bother?
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You're irrational.
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Think of something growing inside you!
See how irrational you are!
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Sometimes you remind me of Ally.
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Baby? Excellent!
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- This is not a good sign.
- What's wrong?
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Ally's concubine was called
as a witness.
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- My what?!
- What relevance is that?
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He's probably gonna...
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Great.
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[STOMACH GROWLS]
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My stomach gurgles when anxious.
I'm not ashamed of it.
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- Surprised you don't use it in court.
- Sometimes I do. I throw it.
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You throw it?
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Like a ventriloquist.
I can throw my gurgle.
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We went over this strategy.
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It was to undermine the seriousness,
not to turn this thing into a joke.
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Understand that...
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If the jury thinks we're laughing,
they'll punish me for it.
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I agree. With any other lawyer,
I'd say you're right.
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With John, it's not winning
a moment, it's winning the day.
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What's that mean?
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That he does everything for
a reason, so calm down.
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Understand, any conviction,
my career as a D.A. Is over.
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Of course we understand that.
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And Glenn.
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What do they want with him?
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I thought I was going on a date,
but I was set up.
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LAWYER:
By the defendant?
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I'd slept with her roommate.
That woman.
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LAWYER: Co-counsel?
- Yes.
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This woman here?
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- You slept with her?
- Twice.
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You had sexual relations
with her twice?
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All right! Twice!
One, two, buckle my shoe. Two.
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Twice as in two. All right?
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What did that relationship have
to do with the defendant?
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Let's stipulate. He promised me he'd
leave the country. I slept with him.
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He dumped me because
I can't snowboard.
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And Renee gave him the Penguin.
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[STOMACH GROWLS]
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The "Penguin"?
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By pretense of a sexual advance, she
pulled my pants down on the street.
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Co-counsel and a member of their firm
came in a getaway car.
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The defendant jumped in.
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They left me on the street
with my pants down.
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When the defendant asked you out,
did she say anything...?
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- Sustained.
- How did she ask you out?
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She said she liked one-night stands
even more than Ms. McBeal.
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BILLY: It's been three minutes.
GEORGIA: We can look.
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- Look.
- You.
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- Me?
- I'm terrible at tests.
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- I didn't study for this one.
- The box says the woman should look.
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Let's both look.
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That's a...
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- A pink.
- Line.
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- Line. Yeah. Pink.
- Line.
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We're pregnant.
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Yeah.
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Oh, boy.
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- Boy, oh, boy.
- Or a girl.
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- No cross?
- He's not relevant.
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He made a statement!
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He made it look like it was.
You Penguined him, that's all.
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- What happens now?
- First, Ally, you're off the case.
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- What?
- We have enough problems.
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What did I do?
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The jury may have concern
for your credibility.
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- You have had sex with witnesses.
- Only one.
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Well, even so.
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You don't have the right to
make unilateral decisions.
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The client should be the one to...
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Hey! Unacceptable!
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We may have to bring Georgia in
for your direct.
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- Why can't you do it?
- It will upset my closing.
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Closing arguments succeed on
a lawyer's relationship with the jury.
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If you don't question,
no relationship.
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You'll be "the nut
with the clicker."
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Renee, I am a specialist.
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[STOMACH GROWLS]
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- Well, well, well.
- I got a summons.
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You did your civic duty and
announced we slept together?
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I told the truth.
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Since when do you care about the truth,
Mr. I'm Leaving the Country?
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You were glad. You wanted
to go to bed with me.
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You didn't know I wanted a lie.
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Like your interest had nothing
to do with the art class?
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- Right.
- I know why you went out with me.
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- I don't date guys for giant schlongs.
- You just sleep with them.
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I've smoked bigger cigarettes.
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- Why not say that in court?
- You go up in court and hurt people.
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Who pulled down my pants in the road
and gave me a Penguin?
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- Renee Penguined you!
- But you were part of it.
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Hello.
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It could be false, like you said.
Those stupid tests aren't foolproof.
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Let's get the blood test and not
waste our time thinking about this.
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We do have choices here.
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Absolutely.
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What's up?
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They're reviewing their choices.
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Whatever you want to do,
I'll support you.
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Whatever I want to do?
What I want to do about it?
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We. We.
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What do we want to do?
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I can't stop working.
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This is the time in my career.
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Billy, I'm pro-choice, obviously...
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...but when it comes to a baby
in my stomach...
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...your baby in my stomach...
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I can't even bring myself to say...
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...the "A" word...
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...much less consider it.
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I just can't wait to tell Ally.
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Mr. Cage. The defense
is ready to proceed?
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We are, Your Honor. Defense calls
Renee Radick to the stand.
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Raise your hand. Do you swear to tell
nothing but the truth, so help you God?
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You may be seated.
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Ms. Radick, would you please...?
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I've decided not to call Ms. Radick.
I apologize.
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You're not?
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Not necessary. The state failed
to put on much of a case.
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- Objection!
- Sustained. Mr. Cage...
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I apologize, Your Honor.
The witness is withdrawn.
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You may step down, Ms. Radick.
Please call your next witness then.
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The defense rests.
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- We rest putting on nothing!
- I can explain.
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This is weird, even for you.
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How can a defense lawyer not call
witnesses, not put on any defense?
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Renee, you're upsetting him.
Look at his smile.
244
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,366
I want an explanation.
245
00:16:14,573 --> 00:16:16,928
You'd be a lousy, hostile witness.
246
00:16:17,133 --> 00:16:19,010
Then why put me up there?
247
00:16:19,213 --> 00:16:22,171
Juries suspect defendants
who don't take the stand.
248
00:16:22,413 --> 00:16:26,201
They saw you were prepared to testify,
but I stopped you.
249
00:16:26,413 --> 00:16:29,405
I needed to announce they
have a terrible case.
250
00:16:29,613 --> 00:16:32,411
- Why?
- Because they have a wonderful case.
251
00:16:32,653 --> 00:16:36,043
If we put on a defense, we'd reveal
we don't have one.
252
00:16:36,253 --> 00:16:39,529
- Even if you did...
- Enough. I must plan my closing.
253
00:16:56,613 --> 00:16:58,729
I just need you to sign this.
254
00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:01,131
- Right here.
- Here you go.
255
00:17:02,013 --> 00:17:03,810
CLERK ONE: Bye, guys.
CLERK TWO: Good night.
256
00:17:10,613 --> 00:17:12,729
- Hey!
- Hey.
257
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:15,324
It's none of my business...
258
00:17:15,973 --> 00:17:18,567
...but since I saw the box...
259
00:17:20,253 --> 00:17:21,606
It's none of my business.
260
00:17:22,733 --> 00:17:23,927
I'm pregnant.
261
00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:26,722
Really?
262
00:17:32,133 --> 00:17:33,691
That's wonderful.
263
00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:37,246
Are we happy?
264
00:17:37,773 --> 00:17:40,924
Well, we're still in a little shock.
265
00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:42,851
- But, yeah.
- We're happy.
266
00:17:44,493 --> 00:17:45,892
Congratulations!
267
00:17:47,213 --> 00:17:49,329
- Thank you.
- You too.
268
00:17:50,493 --> 00:17:51,289
Thanks.
269
00:17:51,813 --> 00:17:54,373
It's fabulous.
It changes your lives.
270
00:17:54,893 --> 00:17:56,929
That it's going to do.
271
00:17:57,453 --> 00:18:00,525
So congratulations again.
This is great.
272
00:18:03,093 --> 00:18:07,530
We're closing tomorrow in Renee's
trial so I gotta...
273
00:18:08,373 --> 00:18:11,843
You two should go celebrate.
No drinking, though.
274
00:18:12,053 --> 00:18:12,849
Okay.
275
00:18:31,533 --> 00:18:32,522
Hey.
276
00:18:35,453 --> 00:18:36,249
You okay?
277
00:18:36,973 --> 00:18:40,124
I didn't hurt that door.
I kick it all the time.
278
00:18:40,373 --> 00:18:43,012
- I feel I should apologize.
- For what?
279
00:18:43,213 --> 00:18:44,362
I don't know.
280
00:18:44,893 --> 00:18:48,806
- Lf things were the other way around...
- Why do you keep saying that?
281
00:18:49,053 --> 00:18:52,045
I don't want things to be
the other way around!
282
00:18:52,293 --> 00:18:55,046
I'm happy with my happiness
ahead of me.
283
00:18:55,293 --> 00:18:58,968
I live life as one big Christmas Eve.
It makes me happy.
284
00:18:59,173 --> 00:19:00,765
I just find you rude.
285
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,565
- Rude?
- Yes. Rude.
286
00:19:02,813 --> 00:19:06,647
You marry somebody else while
we work in the same firm? Fine.
287
00:19:06,853 --> 00:19:08,923
You bring her in here. Fine.
288
00:19:09,173 --> 00:19:13,371
But to get her pregnant? Rude.
I'm concerned for your child.
289
00:19:13,613 --> 00:19:16,173
It's tough to be in this world
with any manners.
290
00:19:16,413 --> 00:19:19,132
What chance for your child
with two rude parents?
291
00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:24,929
I'm sorry.
292
00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:28,325
Why do you say sorry?
I don't even care.
293
00:19:32,813 --> 00:19:34,166
[SPLASHING]
294
00:19:35,813 --> 00:19:39,522
ALLY: I've fallen in the toilet.
Poughkeepsie.
295
00:19:49,893 --> 00:19:50,689
RENEE:
Let's go.
296
00:19:53,413 --> 00:19:58,328
I should console myself, I know I got
an appeal. Inadequate counsel...
297
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:01,292
John's right. You'd make
a lousy witness.
298
00:20:01,493 --> 00:20:05,884
You told the police you only
meant to crack his head?
299
00:20:06,093 --> 00:20:07,924
- Plus...
- Puts on no defense.
300
00:20:08,133 --> 00:20:12,809
I'm all for originality but that man
is too different for his own good.
301
00:20:14,493 --> 00:20:18,088
I feel a little freaky that
we're not more excited.
302
00:20:18,933 --> 00:20:22,926
It's a baby!
We always wanted a baby.
303
00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:24,808
In time.
304
00:20:26,173 --> 00:20:28,812
We're still absorbing it, Georgia.
305
00:20:29,093 --> 00:20:31,891
The catcher's mitt's
a little premature.
306
00:20:32,093 --> 00:20:35,130
It's just a prop to get me
more excited.
307
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:41,489
- Richard?
- I only heard from the beginning.
308
00:20:41,693 --> 00:20:45,242
Permit me to be avuncular since
I'm likely not the father.
309
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:49,731
Having a child is a selfish thing.
Couples don't want to give life.
310
00:20:49,973 --> 00:20:53,602
They say "We want a child."
"We want." It's selfish.
311
00:20:53,813 --> 00:20:56,043
A good selfish, but it's selfish.
312
00:20:56,253 --> 00:20:59,802
Don't punish yourselves.
You're entitled to melancholy.
313
00:21:00,053 --> 00:21:05,446
Your body will swell, distort.
Treadmills aside, it won't be the same.
314
00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:10,124
The infant will see way more breast.
When you finally visit, droop.
315
00:21:10,373 --> 00:21:14,332
Sleep deprivation. Your face,
add 10 years the first year.
316
00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:19,328
Education! The kid can't learn
at public schools. Private school?
317
00:21:19,573 --> 00:21:22,963
You've already missed
the application deadline.
318
00:21:23,213 --> 00:21:27,923
Don't beat yourselves up for not being
excited. You're having a child!
319
00:21:28,773 --> 00:21:30,968
Thank you for the pick-me-up.
320
00:21:32,373 --> 00:21:33,726
Sure.
321
00:21:36,093 --> 00:21:38,812
Bran. Be gone.
322
00:21:43,613 --> 00:21:45,604
Hey.
323
00:21:47,933 --> 00:21:51,528
It's one thing to bring a child
into the world, but...
324
00:21:52,093 --> 00:21:53,924
...our world?
325
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:58,770
Never mind the damn theme song.
I'm tired of theme songs. What?
326
00:21:58,973 --> 00:22:02,170
No, no Pips! Tracy...
327
00:22:02,973 --> 00:22:05,931
I have to go to trial. Bye. Bye.
328
00:22:07,053 --> 00:22:08,850
- Ready?
- Yes.
329
00:22:09,053 --> 00:22:12,125
She's a quack. Do you know
what she told me?
330
00:22:12,333 --> 00:22:15,211
To pick a silly theme song
about my pain...
331
00:22:15,453 --> 00:22:18,331
...that she's pregnant
with what's-his-name's baby.
332
00:22:18,573 --> 00:22:19,608
It works.
333
00:22:21,533 --> 00:22:22,329
Excuse me?
334
00:22:22,773 --> 00:22:25,685
A silly song helps
trivialize the pain.
335
00:22:25,893 --> 00:22:29,522
Something peppy that identifies
with the hurt...
336
00:22:29,773 --> 00:22:32,003
Maybe I'll put on squeaky shoes.
337
00:22:32,213 --> 00:22:36,047
Everything's not solved by
turning things into big jokes.
338
00:22:36,293 --> 00:22:40,127
That's not how I solve my problems.
I'll say it again:
339
00:22:40,333 --> 00:22:43,803
My best friend's on trial.
If she loses her career...
340
00:22:44,013 --> 00:22:48,370
...due to your clicking and calling
witnesses you don't question...
341
00:22:48,573 --> 00:22:52,532
...I won't just not forgive you,
I will hate you.
342
00:22:56,933 --> 00:23:02,485
I'm sorry. See, I've had
quite a week. And I'm sorry.
343
00:23:07,293 --> 00:23:11,571
"She's a girl." That's the defense
here. "Come on, she's a girl."
344
00:23:12,253 --> 00:23:16,326
Here's what happened:
A trained kickboxer...
345
00:23:17,013 --> 00:23:21,325
...broke somebody's neck. There's no
evidence he physically threatened her.
346
00:23:21,533 --> 00:23:26,448
None. She started the sexual assault.
She started the violent assault.
347
00:23:27,573 --> 00:23:32,363
She broke his neck. If it were the
other way around, he'd go to jail now.
348
00:23:32,613 --> 00:23:34,604
No question about it. None.
349
00:23:34,813 --> 00:23:37,725
Same fact pattern in reverse...
350
00:23:38,533 --> 00:23:39,329
...he's gone.
351
00:23:39,973 --> 00:23:41,247
But, hey...
352
00:23:42,293 --> 00:23:43,612
...she's a girl.
353
00:23:44,093 --> 00:23:49,008
In her very own home, a man, a bigger
man, sexually assaults her.
354
00:23:49,293 --> 00:23:52,763
And when he, this bigger man,
struck her...
355
00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:57,524
...one could opine it was her place
to defend herself.
356
00:23:58,773 --> 00:23:59,888
Please.
357
00:24:00,653 --> 00:24:04,362
Did she encourage him to make
a sexual advance? Perhaps.
358
00:24:04,613 --> 00:24:07,173
Did she get him worked up?
I bet she did.
359
00:24:07,493 --> 00:24:11,327
Does she then forfeit her right
to say "Stop"?
360
00:24:12,613 --> 00:24:13,807
Please.
361
00:24:14,093 --> 00:24:18,052
This so-called attack lasted
four seconds, tops. A reflex.
362
00:24:18,253 --> 00:24:23,088
A man violently hits her. She
hits back. And she's on trial?
363
00:24:24,893 --> 00:24:26,167
Please.
364
00:24:26,573 --> 00:24:29,770
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
I'm an odd man.
365
00:24:29,973 --> 00:24:32,362
I use clickers to spare my throat.
366
00:24:32,573 --> 00:24:38,011
I stand corrected in orthopedic shoes.
And I stand here steeped in absurdity.
367
00:24:38,213 --> 00:24:41,489
But absurdity itself
must have its limits.
368
00:24:41,693 --> 00:24:47,006
Her own home, while under assault, she
defends herself and she's arrested?
369
00:24:48,373 --> 00:24:49,601
Say the word with me.
370
00:24:50,733 --> 00:24:51,609
Please.
371
00:24:57,373 --> 00:25:00,683
- Jury's out?
- We got a pretty good instruction...
372
00:25:00,893 --> 00:25:04,124
- And John was good?
- Please!
373
00:25:04,333 --> 00:25:09,361
- Tell Renee we're all thinking of her.
- I will. Thanks.
374
00:25:09,573 --> 00:25:13,930
Do you know any good OB/G YNs?
Georgia's looking.
375
00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:20,363
ALLY:
Theme song. Silly theme song.
376
00:25:20,573 --> 00:25:22,723
Trivialize the pain.
377
00:25:30,213 --> 00:25:34,365
["WEDDING BELL BLUES" PLAYS]
378
00:25:51,933 --> 00:25:53,082
[MUSIC STOPS]
379
00:25:59,733 --> 00:26:02,372
["WEDDING BELL BLUES" PLAYS]
380
00:26:53,493 --> 00:26:54,562
[RECORD SCRATCHES]
381
00:26:58,853 --> 00:27:00,252
Well.
382
00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:03,481
Take that.
383
00:27:03,733 --> 00:27:05,849
Everything okay?
384
00:27:08,133 --> 00:27:12,524
- Georgia being pregnant?
- Is there a chance it's not hers?
385
00:27:14,293 --> 00:27:16,853
I am happy for you.
386
00:27:17,053 --> 00:27:21,683
It's just that when you left,
back then...
387
00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:26,848
...I prayed I'd be married first.
Or that I'd have children first.
388
00:27:27,133 --> 00:27:30,284
Or that I would at least die first.
389
00:27:30,493 --> 00:27:34,805
- I'm nervous I'll go one for three.
- I see.
390
00:27:36,733 --> 00:27:41,045
I am really happy for you.
391
00:27:41,733 --> 00:27:43,451
I know.
392
00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:47,445
Are you happy for you?
393
00:27:47,853 --> 00:27:50,686
Yeah. Scared.
394
00:27:50,893 --> 00:27:52,167
But yeah.
395
00:27:57,253 --> 00:27:59,050
The judge has called us back.
396
00:27:59,253 --> 00:28:02,928
- Verdict?
- No, the jury has questions.
397
00:28:08,453 --> 00:28:11,126
So, you need to find
if the defendant...
398
00:28:11,373 --> 00:28:13,841
...intended to cause these injuries?
399
00:28:14,053 --> 00:28:15,452
Yes, Your Honor.
400
00:28:15,653 --> 00:28:19,851
Intent goes to whether she
intended to commit the battery.
401
00:28:20,093 --> 00:28:24,325
It's if she hit him on purpose,
not if she hurt him on purpose.
402
00:28:24,573 --> 00:28:26,484
I'm troubled.
403
00:28:26,693 --> 00:28:28,285
He's troubled? I'm dead.
404
00:28:28,533 --> 00:28:32,970
- It doesn't mean...
- It means they ruled out self-defense.
405
00:28:33,213 --> 00:28:35,488
- You don't know.
- We do. I'm dead.
406
00:28:35,733 --> 00:28:40,249
It's been fun. The clickers,
the squeaky shoes. I'll lose my job!
407
00:28:40,493 --> 00:28:42,051
Let's not go there.
408
00:28:42,293 --> 00:28:46,286
Your firm is the big ship of fools.
409
00:28:46,533 --> 00:28:51,129
- You're the one that got arrested.
- Then allowed you to defend me.
410
00:28:51,333 --> 00:28:53,449
- We had no case!
- We tried...
411
00:28:53,653 --> 00:28:57,009
- What about self-defense?
- It wasn't self-defense!
412
00:28:57,493 --> 00:29:00,769
You hit him out of anger.
You almost killed him.
413
00:29:01,013 --> 00:29:04,688
This wasn't self-defense.
You have a problem.
414
00:29:05,293 --> 00:29:09,366
- I won't listen to you...
- I'm your friend. You'll listen!
415
00:29:09,573 --> 00:29:11,131
This sex as power thing...
416
00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:15,531
...the jokes about your esteem
being in your breasts are true.
417
00:29:15,733 --> 00:29:18,850
You intimidate men
with your sexuality.
418
00:29:19,053 --> 00:29:22,250
And you end up with
the guys who respond.
419
00:29:22,493 --> 00:29:25,291
They're the guys we both know
you don't want.
420
00:29:25,533 --> 00:29:28,730
"Sexy Renee. Isn't she fun?"
It isn't fun.
421
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:31,686
If I were somebody else,
I might enjoy it.
422
00:29:31,933 --> 00:29:34,527
But as your friend,
you have a problem.
423
00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:39,051
John didn't put you on the stand
because you don't get it.
424
00:29:39,253 --> 00:29:41,847
And you need to get it, Renee!
425
00:30:13,653 --> 00:30:15,450
What are you doing?
426
00:30:16,333 --> 00:30:18,085
Another case. My closing.
427
00:30:18,293 --> 00:30:22,605
I'm working on a draft.
In bare feet I get a better feel.
428
00:30:25,693 --> 00:30:29,686
I'm sorry. I was so...
429
00:30:29,893 --> 00:30:33,568
I was wrong to vent on you
the way I did.
430
00:30:33,773 --> 00:30:37,243
It's okay.
I can pretend to understand.
431
00:30:37,453 --> 00:30:39,045
Pretend?
432
00:30:39,653 --> 00:30:42,565
I don't have a friendship
on that level.
433
00:30:42,813 --> 00:30:46,488
So it would be presumptuous
of me to say I know.
434
00:30:46,853 --> 00:30:49,925
- You have friends.
- Yes.
435
00:30:52,133 --> 00:30:56,046
If I were on trial, I hope
somebody'd be so invested...
436
00:30:56,293 --> 00:30:59,171
...that they'd behave
as erratically as you.
437
00:31:01,373 --> 00:31:05,446
But win or lose this trial,
Renee's a fortunate person.
438
00:31:05,653 --> 00:31:08,963
John, if you were on trial...
439
00:31:09,213 --> 00:31:11,249
...I'd be there for you.
440
00:31:12,133 --> 00:31:14,249
Yes. Thank you.
441
00:31:16,973 --> 00:31:18,850
Why are you here?
442
00:31:19,133 --> 00:31:24,048
I couldn't sleep, so I thought
I'd catch up on some stuff.
443
00:31:25,573 --> 00:31:27,723
Excellent.
444
00:31:52,173 --> 00:31:54,767
I'm waiting for a pimple to shrink.
445
00:31:55,013 --> 00:31:58,005
I've got my pager on
if the jury comes out.
446
00:32:07,933 --> 00:32:09,764
Not going to work?
447
00:32:10,013 --> 00:32:14,848
I couldn't concentrate. I might
as well wait here for the verdict.
448
00:32:15,053 --> 00:32:19,569
Win or lose, sleepover tonight.
You need it.
449
00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:23,044
I am sorry...
450
00:32:23,893 --> 00:32:27,681
...for some of the... Getting angry.
451
00:32:29,333 --> 00:32:32,052
Everything you said is true.
452
00:32:32,533 --> 00:32:34,569
I do use sex as a...
453
00:32:36,533 --> 00:32:38,251
Why?
454
00:32:42,853 --> 00:32:46,448
When I was 11 years old,
I started to develop.
455
00:32:47,373 --> 00:32:50,649
I was the first in my class
to get breasts.
456
00:32:51,133 --> 00:32:53,010
Kids.
457
00:32:54,253 --> 00:32:55,971
Boys.
458
00:32:56,213 --> 00:32:59,808
They would grab at me. Say things.
459
00:33:00,013 --> 00:33:02,652
One day I snuck into the boys' room...
460
00:33:02,853 --> 00:33:06,163
...because I heard things
were written about me.
461
00:33:06,413 --> 00:33:08,369
Awful, awful things.
462
00:33:08,613 --> 00:33:12,731
So I ran home and started crying.
And I kept on crying.
463
00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,888
My mother told me they liked me.
464
00:33:16,133 --> 00:33:17,930
That's why they tease me.
465
00:33:18,613 --> 00:33:23,528
I clung to that one. I started
using it and it was easy.
466
00:33:24,133 --> 00:33:25,964
Look at me now.
467
00:33:26,893 --> 00:33:30,169
I've gone through law school.
Harvard, even.
468
00:33:31,013 --> 00:33:34,642
And I can't bear it if a guy
doesn't grab me a bit.
469
00:33:35,533 --> 00:33:39,970
But then if he does grab me,
I'm on that playground again.
470
00:33:44,373 --> 00:33:47,445
This thing that happened with Rivers.
471
00:33:48,813 --> 00:33:51,281
I've been waiting
my whole life for it.
472
00:33:51,533 --> 00:33:53,728
I just thank God...
473
00:33:54,973 --> 00:33:57,043
At least I'm ashamed of it.
474
00:34:09,373 --> 00:34:12,285
- This is ridiculous.
- With a cord, yes.
475
00:34:12,533 --> 00:34:14,842
But I'm working on a power pack.
476
00:34:15,093 --> 00:34:17,561
- What's this?
- One of my inventions.
477
00:34:17,813 --> 00:34:19,166
The "Cool Cup."
478
00:34:19,413 --> 00:34:21,369
Billy and Georgia inspired me.
479
00:34:21,613 --> 00:34:25,367
And what would the point be,
other than fashion?
480
00:34:26,013 --> 00:34:27,685
Heat kills sperm cells.
481
00:34:27,933 --> 00:34:30,606
With refrigeration,
men stay more virile.
482
00:34:31,253 --> 00:34:32,925
Please, turn it down.
483
00:34:37,413 --> 00:34:40,211
["WEDDING BELL BLUES" PLAYS]
484
00:34:40,653 --> 00:34:41,688
Who cares?
485
00:34:41,893 --> 00:34:43,326
[RECORD SCRATCHES]
486
00:34:43,533 --> 00:34:46,127
Ally, jury's back. Just got the call.
487
00:34:46,413 --> 00:34:47,846
Really?
488
00:34:48,333 --> 00:34:49,652
Is that good?
489
00:34:49,853 --> 00:34:52,048
If we win, it's excellent.
490
00:34:53,013 --> 00:34:54,128
Ow, ow, ow!
491
00:35:07,893 --> 00:35:09,963
Blood test was negative.
492
00:35:10,253 --> 00:35:11,971
- What?
- I'm not pregnant.
493
00:35:12,173 --> 00:35:14,368
That home test was wrong.
494
00:35:14,893 --> 00:35:18,772
- You're not pregnant?
- Nope.
495
00:35:19,413 --> 00:35:22,849
- Wow.
- Well...
496
00:35:23,333 --> 00:35:24,891
Negative?
497
00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:27,852
It's for the best.
498
00:35:28,653 --> 00:35:30,962
- I want kids, but...
- The timing.
499
00:35:31,173 --> 00:35:33,243
The timing.
500
00:35:33,733 --> 00:35:36,531
It's a relief, though I was excited.
501
00:35:36,733 --> 00:35:39,167
- Won't lose my income.
- There's time...
502
00:35:39,373 --> 00:35:43,161
...to get them in private school now.
If we have one.
503
00:35:43,613 --> 00:35:45,012
Yeah.
504
00:35:49,693 --> 00:35:52,082
- Relief.
- Yeah.
505
00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,769
Get back to work.
506
00:35:59,133 --> 00:36:02,250
- You're okay, right?
- Yeah.
507
00:36:02,453 --> 00:36:04,045
Timing.
508
00:36:04,533 --> 00:36:07,286
- It's...
- Best.
509
00:36:28,173 --> 00:36:30,243
- Have you reached a verdict?
- Yes.
510
00:36:30,453 --> 00:36:32,842
Will the defendant please rise?
511
00:36:33,053 --> 00:36:34,247
What say you?
512
00:36:34,453 --> 00:36:38,366
On the matter of
Commonwealth versus Radick...
513
00:36:38,573 --> 00:36:40,928
...we find the defendant...
514
00:36:41,613 --> 00:36:43,365
...not guilty.
515
00:36:43,773 --> 00:36:47,083
This jury's dismissed.
Thanks for your service.
516
00:36:47,333 --> 00:36:50,370
Thank you. Thank you both.
517
00:36:50,613 --> 00:36:52,649
You dodged one, Renee.
518
00:36:53,333 --> 00:36:56,882
- I'm sorry I doubted you.
- You will again.
519
00:36:59,173 --> 00:37:02,563
- Thank you.
- I didn't do anything...
520
00:37:02,813 --> 00:37:05,043
...except sleep with witnesses.
521
00:37:05,293 --> 00:37:07,568
Thank you.
522
00:37:21,453 --> 00:37:24,013
[GEORGIA CRYING]
523
00:37:51,813 --> 00:37:54,725
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
524
00:37:54,973 --> 00:37:57,533
Isometrics. Dismount.
525
00:37:58,173 --> 00:38:01,848
- Are you okay?
- Oh, yeah.
526
00:38:05,013 --> 00:38:08,847
Could you excuse us for a second?
527
00:38:10,533 --> 00:38:12,046
Sure.
528
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:16,042
I hadn't gone yet, but sure.
529
00:38:21,693 --> 00:38:23,843
It is so stupid.
530
00:38:24,893 --> 00:38:27,851
I didn't want to be pregnant.
I'm not.
531
00:38:28,053 --> 00:38:29,884
But just thinking...
532
00:38:30,133 --> 00:38:35,048
- Even for one day, I feel...
- Loss.
533
00:38:36,853 --> 00:38:40,641
The pregnancy turned out
not to be real...
534
00:38:40,853 --> 00:38:43,083
...but the loss?
535
00:38:43,333 --> 00:38:45,164
That was real.
536
00:38:45,413 --> 00:38:48,246
I feel so ashamed...
537
00:38:49,133 --> 00:38:51,488
...of worrying about my income.
538
00:38:52,653 --> 00:38:54,291
We can start trying...
539
00:38:54,533 --> 00:38:58,128
...any time you and/or we want.
540
00:38:58,693 --> 00:39:00,285
As scary as it was...
541
00:39:00,493 --> 00:39:04,247
...Iooking at you
as the mother of my child...
542
00:39:05,533 --> 00:39:07,842
...that was everything.
543
00:39:14,093 --> 00:39:16,084
Should we...?
544
00:39:16,333 --> 00:39:21,123
We should probably tell everybody
the test turned out negative.
545
00:39:21,333 --> 00:39:25,531
I'm sure it's taken care of.
I told Elaine.
546
00:39:32,333 --> 00:39:36,645
["I'LL BE THERE" PLAYS]
547
00:41:33,453 --> 00:41:34,602
OLD LADY:
You stinker!
548
00:41:35,933 --> 00:41:36,922
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