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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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I may have to jerk it
before we even get there.
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Not near me, please. Let me see.
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Who throws a party when his wife
leaves him on their honeymoon?
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Vince does. And why wouldn't he?
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I hope that's what
my next honeymoon's like.
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- WOMAN: Vince.
- Yo. Come in.
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- Hey.
- Your friends are here.
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Really? I didn't think they'd come.
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What?
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Let them wait.
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I just got out of a failed marriage. You're
gonna have to give me at least a few hours.
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Okay. A few.
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
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Ha-ha-ha! Hey, boys!
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- DRAMA: Hey, baby bro.
- Welcome.
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- I told you guys you didn't have to come.
- We were in Paris anyway.
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We wanted to make sure there wasn't
a Natalie Wood-type situation.
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VINCE:
I appreciate it.
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E did hesitate when we asked him
if he would help.
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- Jerk-off. We thought you were alone!
- I was.
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- Where'd you find the hotties?
- It's Ibiza. They found me.
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Come on.
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I like Ibiza, bro.
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- We'll be right back.
- Right back.
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Nobody leaves.
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Except you. You can go.
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- So, what happened?
- Just wasn't working.
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- After nine days?
- Sometimes you just know.
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- We all knew when you were saying, "I do."
- I know. I made a mistake.
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- It's not the shortest marriage in Hollywood.
- No. Britney Spears. Two days. I looked it up.
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- Thank you, Turtle.
- All right. So, what now?
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Easy. We're gonna get it annulled.
Trust me, it's all good.
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- And she agrees?
- She said it first.
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I mean, we're lying there looking at each other,
and we didn't have a thing to say.
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- Who does?
- And I'm thinking, "What did I do?"
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And then she said it.
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And then she just left?
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No, we had sex first,
agreed to be friends...
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...went to sleep,
and when I woke up she was gone.
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She left this note.
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- What's it say?
- You're not gonna believe it.
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"I read the script for your next movie.
You're better than this."
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- They're doing another rewrite.
- I read it. She's right. It sucks. Let's get out of it.
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- It starts shooting next month.
- VINCE: I know.
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I realized I rushed into marriage
because I'm searching for something.
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Something meaningful.
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I really need to do something different
than anything I've ever done.
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Yeah, me, too, bro.
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Ari says he's got something.
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Ari's retired.
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Isn't he?
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ARI:
Fax? Fax.
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I can't print, scan or e-mail
because there's no Internet-o.
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I need to get back to civilization.
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Honey, can you take any longer to pack?
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Ari, do not push me,
or I'll change my mind again.
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I wouldn't push her, Dad.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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- Vinnie Chase.
- VINCE [OVER PHONE]:
Ari Gold!
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Vegas odds had your retirement
lasting longer than my marriage.
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Well, good thing that
I bet big against both.
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- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm okay.
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And you? How'd you get the wife
to let you go back to work?
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Once she realized
that she couldn't understand...
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...what the Real Housewives of Milan
were saying, she begged to go.
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- Ari.
- I'm not going back to work, Vinnie.
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I'm going back to be the king of Hollywood,
but I agreed to live by my queen's rules.
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One of which is to leave my nutsack
in the Mediterranean.
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- I heard that.
- Mm.
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But we're all good.
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Good. I hear you got something for me.
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Something big. My first movie...
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...as studio head and, boom,
I want you to star in it.
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Oh, yeah? How badly?
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What do you mean?
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Because I decided whatever I do next...
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...I also wanna direct.
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- Does he even know how to direct?
- Ari?
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Ari.
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Ari.
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Even if you've never seen
a Vincent Chase movie...
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...chances are you've heard the name.
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The 34-year-old has 15 starring roles on his
resume, including James Cameron's
Aquaman...
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...once the all-time box office champ.
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Chase hails from modest roots
in Queens, New York...
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...where he was raised by a single mother,
surrounded by a group of loyal friends.
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Friends who still surround him today.
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We caught up with Chase and his entourage on
the set of his directorial debut, Hyde...
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Who's he calling an entourage?
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Not me. I'm a relative.
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...a modern-day retelling of Robert Louis
Stevenson's classic, Jekyll and Hyde.
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A film that some in the industry
are now whispering was too expensive...
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- ...to be put in the hands of a first-timer.
- Shut up.
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- Is that what people are saying?
- This is a big undertaking.
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Well, it's not that big.
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Though the sets are big.
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MORGAN:
The sets are big. Enormous, in fact.
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No expense seems to have been spared
in turning Hollywood streets...
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...into a futuristic Los Angeles nightmare.
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We wanted to surround Vince
with the best people in the business...
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- ...to make sure he was covered.
- MORGAN:
That's Hyde
producer Eric Murphy...
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...Chase's longtime manager
and best friend since kindergarten.
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But what exactly were his qualifications
when Mr. Chase asked him to come on board?
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I was actually managing a Sbarro's.
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Sbarro's?
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Yeah. The pizza place.
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- MORGAN:
This pizza place, in fact.
- Nice pic.
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MORGAN:
Chase plucked Murphy away
from a life of spinning pies...
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I am gonna kill my mother.
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...and decided he was equipped...
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...to help guide him through the
treacherous waters of Hollywood.
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- What did everybody else think?
- Heh.
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Well, my agent at the time,
he wasn't too happy.
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MORGAN:
His agent at the time was none other
than Hollywood powerhouse Ari Gold...
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...who has since moved on
from the agency business...
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...and is now head of the studio
that is producing Hyde.
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You see it with pro athletes.
You see it with movie stars.
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They wanna share the ride with their friends.
It makes it feel more real for them.
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- Were you okay with this?
- No, I was not okay with it. I hated it.
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00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,362
I found this kid
off a Mentos commercial.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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00:09:04,000 --> 00:09:06,890
I was watching TV with the wife,
and I said, "This guy's a star."
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[MENTOS THEME PLAYS ON TV]
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MAN [ON TV]:
Mentos. The Freshmaker.
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- And you were right.
- I'm that good, Piers.
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MORGAN:
It wasn't just Murphy
Gold was forced to deal with.
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00:09:18,520 --> 00:09:21,922
There was Sal "Turtle" Assante,
another friend from the neighborhood...
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...who became Vince's driver.
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I like to think
I did more than just drive.
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Yeah, he drove, he parked, he waited.
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[DRAMA LAUGHING]
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MORGAN:
He also made a fortune
in a tequila company...
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That's a good line.
135
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...when Chase helped him gain access
to billionaire Mark Cuban.
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How much did he make?
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He won't say.
It's so annoying.
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MORGAN:
And that's Chase's half-brother...
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- Why's he gotta say that?
- I know. He should've said quarter.
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- ...and actor, Johnny Chase.
- Victory!
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MORGAN:
You've probably seen him,
he's been in just about everything.
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Melrose Place, Pacific Blue, Law & Order.
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00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,566
And the recently canceled
animated show, Johnny Bananas.
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I can't believe you did this, Ronald.
I'm so screwed.
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00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:03,369
MORGAN:
And today, he feels he may have
caught the break of a lifetime...
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00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,801
...as his younger brother cast him
in what he describes...
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00:10:05,880 --> 00:10:08,611
...as "a small but pivotal role" in Hyde.
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00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,910
You came to Hollywood first?
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- I was the trailblazer.
- And then Vince followed?
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With Turtle. They lived in my house
rent-free for the first year.
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But, as I understand it,
you now live in Vince's house?
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I'm 40 years old and could possibly get
an Oscar nom this year.
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Why the **** would I live
at my baby brother's house?
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00:10:26,440 --> 00:10:28,522
I can't believe you cursed at Piers Morgan.
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00:10:28,680 --> 00:10:30,364
I can't believe he just said
he might get an Oscar nom.
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I'm just staying there
till my roof gets reshingled.
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So I got the pizza boy,
the brother Fredo and a Turtle.
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Yet, somehow this sort of weird collection
of people, it worked.
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It did. And the truth is, their blind
loyalty to each other is kind of charming.
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Some people say you have
the same character traits.
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I like to think of myself as loyal,
but not blind.
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Yet, many were surprised
when you let Vince direct this movie.
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Many people were surprised when someone
let Mel Gibson direct
Braveheart...
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...or Kevin Costner direct
Dances with Wolves.
They both won Oscars.
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But they weren't studio heads,
handing ex-clients...
166
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...directorial debuts at a time
when the studio suffered its worst fiscal year...
167
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...and without any tentpole franchise
to bolster the hemorrhaging losses.
168
00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:12,840
Listen, the year ain't over,
and this is a franchise picture.
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- Right, but you are way over budget.
- Where'd you hear that?
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Your neck is on the line, and so is Chase's.
You've gotta be worried.
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I don't worry. I just win.
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[ARI CHUCKLING]
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- I thought this was gonna be a fluff piece, Piers.
- No.
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No. Okay, great.
Well, why don't we turn those cameras off?
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- Is it hot in here?
- No, I'm good.
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I got Ang Lee from the set.
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[ARI SPEAKS IN CHINESE]
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Hey...
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You okay?
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- I don't usually worry, either.
- What are you worried about?
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- The movie will be great.
- I'm not worried about that.
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I'm worried about telling Ari that we need
more money to finish the movie.
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- Isn't it the producer's job to tell Ari that?
- Seriously, E.
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- I'll call him tomorrow.
- You said that yesterday.
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- I'll call him.
- Fine.
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- So should we go out tonight?
- Definitely.
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- Yeah. I'm having a great hair day.
- I can't. I have plans.
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- With who?
- ERIC: You don't know her.
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Does your soon-to-be baby mama know her?
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Drama, Sloan and I haven't been together
for six months.
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- You haven't been with anyone else.
- Like you'd know.
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- Come on. Who's the girl?
- ERIC: Her name's Melanie.
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- I've been seeing her a few weeks.
- A few weeks?
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Jesus Christ.
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- This guy snuck into another relationship.
- It's not. I'm just having fun.
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Fun is when you forget a girl's name
while you're fucking her.
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TURTLE:
No wonder he has no time for business.
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You know, we're almost 35.
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He's almost 60.
I don't have to answer to this shit.
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Fine. Don't.
201
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Yeah, she must be a pig.
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Definitely.
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[MOANING]
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- MELANIE: You're amazing.
- You're doing all the work.
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MELANIE:
You're doing plenty. Oh.
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[CELL PHONE RINGING]
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Oh, my God. This could be it.
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I'm sorry. I gotta take this.
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- Hello?
- Please tell me you're not still sleeping.
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I've already run five miles
and fucked like an adult film star.
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I'm about to have a baby, asshole.
I thought you were Sloan.
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- Speaking of, you were in my dream last night.
- I hope I wasn't naked.
213
00:13:02,480 --> 00:13:04,562
Nope, your baby mama gave birth
to Pete Dinklage.
214
00:13:04,760 --> 00:13:06,842
- You're not related to him, are you?
- Who is that?
215
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,207
- You got a girl there, E?
- What do you want, Ari?
216
00:13:09,360 --> 00:13:10,486
Big titties? Tight ass?
217
00:13:10,680 --> 00:13:14,651
- Give me something I can use in the office.
- I can hear you. You're disgusting.
218
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,882
- And I have both.
- How do you do it, E?
219
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:19,281
I know it's not your looks
or your personality.
220
00:13:19,480 --> 00:13:21,130
- Ari.
- Just one pic.
221
00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,687
Come on. My wife didn't really fuck me
this morning.
222
00:13:23,840 --> 00:13:25,330
- She gets headaches.
- Ari!
223
00:13:25,480 --> 00:13:26,845
- Hey, Thierry.
- HENRY: Hey.
224
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:29,287
- You gonna coach my son's team?
- I don't have time for that shit.
225
00:13:29,440 --> 00:13:30,646
I love the honesty.
226
00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:31,926
E!
227
00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:33,645
When am I gonna see this movie?
228
00:13:33,800 --> 00:13:36,565
- I was gonna call you to talk about it.
- I don't wanna talk.
229
00:13:36,720 --> 00:13:38,850
I want to watch a film.
230
00:13:38,240 --> 00:13:39,890
- It's not ready.
- When will it be?
231
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Because important people
are starting to wonder.
232
00:13:42,520 --> 00:13:44,249
Important people meaning me.
233
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:48,700
Did I tell you
The Jewish Journal named me
"Best-Looking Circumcised Studio Head"?
234
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:52,510
ERIC: Well, Vince still hasn't finished his cut.
ARI: You've been saying that for a month.
235
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,282
- Hold on.
- Do you have time for lunch today?
236
00:13:55,440 --> 00:13:58,910
- No, I can't. I got the doctor.
- Oh.
237
00:13:58,240 --> 00:13:59,890
That's right. With Sloan.
238
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:01,530
Look, I know this is weird...
239
00:14:01,680 --> 00:14:03,808
- Eric!
- Yeah, uh, listen...
240
00:14:03,960 --> 00:14:07,169
- ...how about Vince and I come and see you?
- See me? Why?
241
00:14:07,360 --> 00:14:08,600
- Something wrong?
- No, it's all good.
242
00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:12,321
- We're just gonna come by the office. You free?
- For what? What's wrong?
243
00:14:12,480 --> 00:14:14,528
Uh, we need more money. Bye.
244
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,930
Don't hang... Did you hang up on me?
245
00:14:17,120 --> 00:14:19,441
E, you fucking dwarf cunt!
246
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,840
JONAH:
What's a dwarf cunt, Dad?
247
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:22,490
I'm sorry. It's nothing, buddy.
248
00:14:22,640 --> 00:14:25,405
It's a new movie idea I had.
Don't use that word at school.
249
00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:27,562
MELISSA: You were just on a run.
How could you be so angry?
250
00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:30,411
Work is not supposed to make you
this angry anymore, Ari.
251
00:14:30,560 --> 00:14:32,449
- Yeah, Dad.
- I know. I know.
252
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,927
- MELISSA: That was our agreement.
- Yes. I know.
253
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:36,889
Do we need to make a therapy session
with Dr. Marcus?
254
00:14:37,400 --> 00:14:39,441
- No.
- I think that would be best.
255
00:14:40,200 --> 00:14:41,486
Maybe.
256
00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,888
ERIC: Why are you so scared
to show Ari the movie?
257
00:14:45,400 --> 00:14:46,121
VINCE:
I'm not scared.
258
00:14:46,320 --> 00:14:48,920
- DRAMA: Should at least show him my scenes.
- It's not ready yet...
259
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,685
...which is why I need E to tell him that
he can't see it until after the screening.
260
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:54,446
You really won't tell him?
I told him about the money.
261
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:57,729
- The only thing he'll do is scream at me.
- Oh, fine. I'll tell him.
262
00:14:57,880 --> 00:15:00,870
- Pussy.
- Speaking of which...
263
00:15:00,240 --> 00:15:03,642
- Wait till you see the girls I got lined up tonight.
- I told you I was handling the girls.
264
00:15:03,800 --> 00:15:07,885
I know. But I would like to avoid some of the
nursing home rejects from the last party.
265
00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:11,522
I thought the screening was to get opinions
on the movie, not to get laid.
266
00:15:11,720 --> 00:15:14,485
Everything we do is to also get laid, E.
You know that.
267
00:15:14,680 --> 00:15:16,910
Fuck me.
268
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,890
- Emily Ratajkowski.
- DRAMA: I love her.
269
00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,485
VINCE: I know her.
ERIC: Why wouldn't you?
270
00:15:19,640 --> 00:15:21,483
- Hey, Vince.
- VINCE: Hey, Emily. How are you?
271
00:15:21,640 --> 00:15:24,644
It's so funny to see you. I just got
an invitation for your screening.
272
00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:25,881
- Really?
- EMILY: Yeah.
273
00:15:26,400 --> 00:15:27,246
One of mine, obviously.
274
00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:30,110
Whose-ever. This is gonna be
a great fucking screening.
275
00:15:31,520 --> 00:15:32,646
Vince.
276
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:39,850
Uh, hey, Emily, I gotta run
into this meeting. I'll call you later?
277
00:15:39,240 --> 00:15:41,129
Yeah. Call me.
278
00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,404
- You're upset.
- "Upset"?
279
00:15:51,560 --> 00:15:52,925
He means angry.
280
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,924
This is the third time
that you've come to me for more money.
281
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:57,880
- Ari, listen...
- I was talking to Vince, Eric.
282
00:15:57,960 --> 00:16:01,521
I know they didn't teach you about budgets
in spaghetti and meatballs class.
283
00:16:01,680 --> 00:16:04,490
Vinnie has been on sets before,
so I expected more from him.
284
00:16:04,640 --> 00:16:07,450
- Told you he'd yell at me.
- Yeah, but he's yelling about me.
285
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:11,366
What'd you spend the money on?
I know it wasn't on Turtle and Craft Services.
286
00:16:11,520 --> 00:16:14,569
- Like the new svelte frame?
- You look like Karen fucking Carpenter.
287
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:15,721
[DRAMA CHUCKLES]
288
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,360
What did I tell you
when I gave you $100 million?
289
00:16:18,520 --> 00:16:19,567
What'd we tell you?
290
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:22,320
- You agreed to not go over.
- ERIC: We told you it wasn't enough.
291
00:16:22,360 --> 00:16:24,283
But you agreed to not go over.
292
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,886
Because you said I couldn't direct
unless we agreed.
293
00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:29,884
DRAMA: It's like when a girl asks
if you wanna bang her hot sister.
294
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,201
Of course you say no.
295
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,170
Neither of you really believes
you mean it, though.
296
00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:37,802
- What's he doing here? This is bad.
- When you see it, you won't think so.
297
00:16:37,960 --> 00:16:40,880
- He's seen it?
- He's seen a couple of scenes.
298
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,289
- They are powerful.
- Yeah, a few in particular.
299
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,606
When am I gonna see it?
300
00:16:44,760 --> 00:16:46,171
We're having
a friends-and-family screening tonight.
301
00:16:46,320 --> 00:16:48,243
We'll get some feedback,
then show you the cut.
302
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,681
You're gonna let everyone see it but me.
303
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,330
Ari, you are all that matters.
304
00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:56,166
- I want it to be perfect when I show it to you.
- I can't just write you a check.
305
00:16:56,320 --> 00:16:59,164
I gotta deal with these
co-financiers in Texas.
306
00:16:59,320 --> 00:17:03,166
Do you know how hard I have worked
to avoid going to Texas?
307
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:06,847
- You know what they do to Jews in Texas?
- I didn't take an acting fee...
308
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:08,929
...which you know is more than
the 10 million over budget we are.
309
00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:10,161
You're 15 over.
310
00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:12,910
Really?
311
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:16,900
Okay, well, I didn't take the fee
because I wanted to direct.
312
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:18,811
We've known each other for 15 years,
you gotta trust me.
313
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:22,360
I didn't waste one single nickel. I've been
killing myself to make this movie great...
314
00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:24,767
...and I won't stop working
until it is perfect.
315
00:17:24,920 --> 00:17:26,922
I need the money to make it perfect.
316
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:29,766
So can you get it for me?
317
00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:35,290
[BABY CRYING AND WOMAN SHUSHING]
318
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,486
- Hey.
- Hey.
319
00:17:37,640 --> 00:17:41,326
- Sorry I'm late.
- No, you're not late. You're on time, as always.
320
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:43,482
- How you feeling?
- Big.
321
00:17:43,920 --> 00:17:46,161
- Well, you look great.
- Thanks.
322
00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,808
Did you get my e-mail
about my cousin Sean? He had his baby.
323
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,820
- No, what did he have?
- A girl. Laurie.
324
00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:53,242
- Oh...
- I sent you a picture.
325
00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,246
I think your e-mails are going to my spam.
326
00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:58,840
It's not intentional.
327
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,447
Look. There she is.
328
00:18:01,880 --> 00:18:04,804
Oh, my God. She's beautiful.
329
00:18:04,960 --> 00:18:06,689
Look at those eyes.
330
00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:07,921
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
331
00:18:08,800 --> 00:18:10,606
Someone named Melanie wants your cock.
332
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,162
- Huh?
- Yeah, it just came up on the screen.
333
00:18:13,360 --> 00:18:15,931
"I want your cock." From Melanie.
334
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,700
[SLOAN SIGHS]
335
00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:19,929
- Wow, that's, uh...
- Classy.
336
00:18:20,720 --> 00:18:23,121
Sorry. It's not my business.
337
00:18:23,280 --> 00:18:24,805
- WOMAN: Sloan?
- Coming.
338
00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,327
Okay, let me help you up.
I will be right here.
339
00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:29,687
- Thanks. Okay. And I'll be in there.
- Okay.
340
00:18:29,840 --> 00:18:32,525
- This is some bullshit.
- Hey, Tip. How you doing, man?
341
00:18:32,680 --> 00:18:36,241
Man, if I'm gonna have more kids
than albums, I'm doing just damn fine.
342
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,728
- You need to shut the fuck up.
- Don't tell me to shut the fuck up.
343
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:40,800
- Shut your ovaries up.
- TINY: So it's my fault.
344
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:42,520
I'm gonna take this. I'll be right back.
345
00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:46,162
Yeah, man. Call somebody who can kick me
in my nuts. I need a vasectomy.
346
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,401
- Hey.
- MELANIE [OVER PHONE]:
Hey.
347
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:50,251
- Bad time?
- No, but you can't text me shit like that.
348
00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:51,566
Shit like what?
349
00:18:51,720 --> 00:18:54,166
- You beg me to text you sexy stuff all day.
- I know.
350
00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:56,100
- But Sloan was looking at my phone.
- Oh.
351
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:58,401
I didn't realize you were
at the doctor's already.
352
00:18:58,560 --> 00:19:00,927
- Why's she looking at your phone?
- I was showing her a picture...
353
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:02,605
...of my cousin's baby.
- Great.
354
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,525
- Yeah, she must really think I'm a whore.
- No, she doesn't.
355
00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,286
God, I only sent that
because I was feeling insecure.
356
00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,442
I didn't think anyone was gonna see it.
357
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:11,761
I know. I'm sorry.
358
00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,420
This is really weird, Eric.
359
00:19:14,200 --> 00:19:17,727
- You were right. This is too weird.
- Could we talk about this at the screening?
360
00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,651
No, Eric.
I really don't wanna get in any deeper.
361
00:19:20,840 --> 00:19:23,844
I think you're a great guy. I really do.
362
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:25,923
And I promise I'm not mad.
363
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,208
Just respect me, please.
364
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:30,100
Don't call.
365
00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:38,201
All we're saying is we don't get why
you fall in love with every girl you fuck.
366
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:39,731
And all I'm saying is that, unlike you...
367
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:43,282
...I like to have more of a connection
than whether I have exact change.
368
00:19:43,440 --> 00:19:46,460
Please. I haven't paid for pussy in years.
369
00:19:46,640 --> 00:19:47,801
At least a year.
370
00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:52,204
The point is she said not to call her anymore.
So respect that and see if she calls you.
371
00:19:52,360 --> 00:19:54,800
DRAMA: But hope she doesn't.
You got enough complications now.
372
00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:56,246
VINCE:
Right. How's Sloan anyway?
373
00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:58,528
Doctor says she's gonna pop any second.
374
00:19:58,680 --> 00:20:02,765
- One vagina closes just as another opens.
- You're disgusting.
375
00:20:02,920 --> 00:20:05,127
Yeah, and you're a mope, E,
which we can't have.
376
00:20:05,280 --> 00:20:07,931
This is a big night for Vince,
so try not to ruin it.
377
00:20:08,800 --> 00:20:11,840
- Don't worry. His moping has never affected me.
- I'm not moping.
378
00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:14,608
You're moping, E. You need to get on top
of something fast so you stop.
379
00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,411
I had sex less than six hours ago.
I think I'll be okay.
380
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:21,565
You're fucking something tonight.
For baby bro, if not for yourself.
381
00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,961
- Holy shit.
- ERIC: What?
382
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:25,531
TURTLE:
Ronda Rousey, the fighter.
383
00:20:25,680 --> 00:20:27,808
- So what?
- So I love her. Get in the car.
384
00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:30,729
Get in the car!
385
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,700
[HORN HONKS]
386
00:20:37,160 --> 00:20:38,605
- Jesus, Turtle!
- TURTLE: Sorry!
387
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,171
Do you even know her?
388
00:20:40,320 --> 00:20:42,527
We met at Coachella a few years ago,
remember?
389
00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:44,170
- Think we had a connection.
- DRAMA: Please.
390
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:46,561
- He's got a better chance of fucking me.
- Or me.
391
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,800
- Should I abandon this?
- Do you really think you had a connection?
392
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:51,571
- Yeah.
- Then go.
393
00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,165
You're good peoples, Vin.
394
00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:15,870
Yo! Stop following me, motherfucker!
395
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:19,131
No! No! We know each other! I just wanted
to invite you to my boy's screening.
396
00:21:20,760 --> 00:21:22,649
- Oh. Hey, Vince.
- Hi.
397
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,810
- Uh, sorry about your car.
- It's all good.
398
00:21:26,720 --> 00:21:28,165
- Do you remember me?
- Oh, yeah.
399
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,482
But didn't you used to be really fat?
400
00:21:30,680 --> 00:21:32,842
[DRAMA AND ERIC LAUGHING]
401
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:48,204
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
402
00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,769
Lloyd. How many times have I told you...
403
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:56,400
- ...I don't video chat with men?
- You know how comforting your face is to me.
404
00:21:56,280 --> 00:21:57,840
- What do you need?
- I was wondering...
405
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,964
- ...if I would see you at Vince's screening.
- You were invited?
406
00:22:01,120 --> 00:22:04,100
Drama wants me to see his scenes.
You weren't?
407
00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,811
I'm in Texas. Smell the cow shit?
408
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,964
Oh, that's too bad.
I actually wanted to see you face-to-face.
409
00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:13,900
- We are face-to-face, Yoko.
- In three dimensions.
410
00:22:13,240 --> 00:22:15,971
- Why?
- Uh, no, it's nothing.
411
00:22:16,520 --> 00:22:18,807
- Could we have lunch this week?
- I don't typically have lunch...
412
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,406
...with my ex-assistants.
Unless I need something...
413
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:24,211
...which I can't imagine
being the case, so, what's up?
414
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:27,850
- I'm getting married!
- Oh, God.
415
00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:28,645
And I want you to give me away.
416
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,723
- Oh, God!
- Please don't make a gay joke.
417
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,486
ARI: I wasn't going to.
I was gonna make a marriage joke.
418
00:22:33,640 --> 00:22:35,961
Now that you've been granted those rights,
good luck with the divorce.
419
00:22:36,160 --> 00:22:38,360
That'll really make you wish
for a good ole ass fucking.
420
00:22:38,680 --> 00:22:40,648
- Ari.
- Heh-heh.
421
00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:45,206
- I gotta go.
- Wait!
422
00:22:45,360 --> 00:22:47,966
- Ari! Will you give me away?
- Bye.
423
00:22:51,920 --> 00:22:53,810
Hey, Larsen.
424
00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,287
LARSEN:
Say, Ari.
425
00:22:55,360 --> 00:22:58,569
This is my son, Travis.
He's gonna sit in with us, if you don't mind.
426
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:01,331
Good.
427
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,207
Ari, we sure do appreciate you
coming out here.
428
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,970
Oh, of course.
429
00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:12,966
You've been on the job nearly eight months,
and you hadn't paid us a visit yet.
430
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:15,128
- We're beginning to feel unloved.
- ARI: Heh-heh.
431
00:23:15,280 --> 00:23:16,725
I didn't know I was invited.
432
00:23:16,880 --> 00:23:19,850
Anybody who spends my money
like you do...
433
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,567
...always invited to my home
to tell me why.
434
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,870
Saw you on
Piers Morgan last night.
435
00:23:27,240 --> 00:23:28,446
ARI:
Oh, yeah?
436
00:23:28,600 --> 00:23:29,681
What'd you think?
437
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,211
I thought you looked nervous.
438
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:32,486
[LAUGHS]
439
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,284
Well, I wasn't.
440
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:37,460
Travis, here, got a real good eye
for things like that.
441
00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,965
And he said you looked like
one of them guys that, uh...
442
00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:41,565
What was it you said again?
443
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:45,520
Like one of those guys from big tobacco
when they were up there lying to Congress.
444
00:23:45,680 --> 00:23:47,910
Ah. Heh-heh-heh.
445
00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,561
Well, my wife thought I looked sexy.
446
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:52,870
Ari, am I gonna lose a shit ton of money
on this movie?
447
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:53,964
No. Your money's in great hands.
448
00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,322
- But you still want more.
- Just a little bit.
449
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,529
- For some visual effects it needs.
- I don't care about visual effects.
450
00:23:59,680 --> 00:24:02,809
Well, if you wanna protect
your investment, you need to care.
451
00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:04,240
Hm.
452
00:24:06,360 --> 00:24:08,840
You know, in the last four years...
453
00:24:09,600 --> 00:24:12,729
...I've invested nearly a billion dollars
in your studio's movies.
454
00:24:13,160 --> 00:24:14,286
You know how many I've seen?
455
00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:16,900
ARI: Mm-mm.
LARSEN: Not a goddamn one.
456
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,641
- ARI: Hm.
- But this one, I gotta tell you...
457
00:24:18,800 --> 00:24:21,531
...with your movie star guy in charge,
I'm damn curious.
458
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:22,841
I understand.
459
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:25,651
Ari, we need to see this
before I write another check.
460
00:24:25,800 --> 00:24:28,410
- Larsen, my director...
- Your movie star?
461
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:33,247
Vince doesn't wanna show the movie
till it's perfect.
462
00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,722
- He's an artist. I'd like to respect that.
- Okay...
463
00:24:37,720 --> 00:24:40,690
You know,
my wife has a $12,000 Chihuahua.
464
00:24:40,840 --> 00:24:43,470
Three years running,
it got "Best in Show."
465
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:47,410
The last judge said that he had
the best cock and balls he'd ever seen.
466
00:24:48,760 --> 00:24:51,366
But he ain't perfect.
You know how I know that?
467
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:53,488
He keeps pissing on my boots.
468
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,367
I don't follow.
469
00:24:56,880 --> 00:24:58,962
I mean there's no such thing as perfect.
470
00:24:59,120 --> 00:25:02,124
Now, see, for you,
I know this movie's enormous.
471
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:05,204
If it fails, you go down in flames
quicker than the
Hindenberg.
472
00:25:05,360 --> 00:25:07,442
To me, this is just another check.
473
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:09,900
It won't fail.
474
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:12,323
I have to go to Dubai tonight
on, uh, more pressing business.
475
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:15,131
I want you to take Travis here
to La-La Land with you...
476
00:25:15,320 --> 00:25:17,607
...and show him the goddamn movie.
477
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:21,880
- It's not ready.
- LARSEN: Well, get it ready.
478
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:24,130
Because this oil spigot
is shut off till you do.
479
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:33,860
- You seriously asking if I'm taking PEDs?
- Yeah, I'm not saying I'm against it.
480
00:25:33,240 --> 00:25:36,926
I just wanna know if you do, because
I wanna get shredded for the
Hyde junket.
481
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:39,447
- No PEDs. I'm all natural.
- Prove it.
482
00:25:39,640 --> 00:25:41,130
- How?
- Take a piss test.
483
00:25:41,280 --> 00:25:43,282
Fine, but if I pass, you drink it.
484
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,205
VINCE: Guys. Did you know Emily
was seeing Armie Hammer?
485
00:25:46,360 --> 00:25:48,800
- The Lone Ranger?
- I thought they broke up.
486
00:25:48,120 --> 00:25:49,201
Guess they still talk.
487
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:52,609
I played softball with him.
He's out of his mind. I'd leave it alone.
488
00:25:52,760 --> 00:25:54,728
- Really? I'm gonna try to.
- Yeah.
489
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:57,420
Why is there enough food here for 300?
490
00:25:57,240 --> 00:25:59,830
There's supposed to be enough for 500.
491
00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:01,900
- Five hundred?
- And Ronda.
492
00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:04,370
Vince, this was supposed to be an intimate
thing so we could get some feedback.
493
00:26:04,520 --> 00:26:07,444
Relax. Turtle thought we'd do better
with a big crowd.
494
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,809
Don't worry. I got everyone walking through that
door signing an NDA, so they can't talk about it.
495
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:13,241
And where you gonna sit 500 people?
On the couch?
496
00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:17,600
Don't be ridiculous.
There's a whole beach out there.
497
00:26:17,160 --> 00:26:18,685
Check it out.
498
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:22,530
Jesus.
499
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,201
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
500
00:26:26,360 --> 00:26:27,725
It's Ari.
501
00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:32,804
- Hello?
- When exactly is this screening of yours?
502
00:26:32,960 --> 00:26:34,860
When it gets dark. Why?
503
00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:37,926
Because I'm coming with your money,
and there ain't nothing we can do about it.
504
00:26:43,320 --> 00:26:45,322
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
505
00:26:55,560 --> 00:26:57,688
- What's up, Sai?
- Amazing rapper right here.
506
00:26:57,880 --> 00:26:59,166
How are you?
507
00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:05,240
I don't ride a bike.
508
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,607
- I do the Santa Monica steps.
- Sick, bro. Sick.
509
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,167
Throw it, Russ!
510
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:16,965
The story of Jekyll and Hyde...
511
00:27:17,120 --> 00:27:20,440
...represents a concept
in Victorian culture...
512
00:27:20,240 --> 00:27:24,245
...of the inner conflict of
humanity's sense of good and evil.
513
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,368
I have no understanding
of what you're saying.
514
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,729
Of course I remember you.
You went to middle school with my daughter.
515
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:31,530
We always thought you were so funny.
516
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:33,728
And so cute.
517
00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:38,242
- Let's go.
- Aah!
518
00:27:38,400 --> 00:27:39,561
You tired yet, Turtle?
519
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:44,562
- Hey, Vince. Buddy. I need a favor.
- Yeah.
520
00:27:44,760 --> 00:27:47,843
I need you to fuck my daughter's friends
so I don't have to.
521
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:51,288
In English literature, there's a guy
named Jekyll and a guy named Hyde.
522
00:27:51,480 --> 00:27:53,130
And you have that same thing in you.
523
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,123
Do you understand?
524
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:58,647
I'll show you some of my footage.
You'll flip out.
525
00:27:58,800 --> 00:28:00,768
You even might wanna put me
in
Iron Man 3.
526
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:03,446
- Sure. Well,
4 would be next.
- Iron Man 4.
527
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,365
Downey's great. I love Downey.
He's just a little long in the tooth.
528
00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:09,888
- I think you wanna go younger.
- If I recall, you're five years older.
529
00:28:10,280 --> 00:28:12,440
- You know, fuck you, Favreau.
- What?
530
00:28:12,360 --> 00:28:14,761
You fucked me on
Swingers.
You're always fucking me.
531
00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:17,611
I offered you
Swingers.
You couldn't do it because of
Viking Quest.
532
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,171
You could've shot around me!
533
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,721
Just because you're short, doesn't mean
you can't achieve your goals, E.
534
00:28:21,880 --> 00:28:24,406
- I know that.
- You think I'd have a Super Bowl ring...
535
00:28:24,560 --> 00:28:26,841
...if I listened to everybody
who told me I was too short?
536
00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:28,285
Right.
537
00:28:28,440 --> 00:28:31,910
We're thinking of honeymooning
in Moscow or the Ukraine.
538
00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:32,730
We know it's not traditional.
539
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,291
Traditional? Fuck traditional.
540
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:37,404
- Don't they shoot guys like you over there?
- That's Uganda.
541
00:28:37,560 --> 00:28:39,403
Go to Hawaii.
Do yourselves a favor.
542
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:41,130
[BOTH LAUGHING]
543
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:42,924
WALSH:
Molly. Anyone want molly? Molly.
544
00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,491
Molly. Anyone want molly?
545
00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,722
I thought you don't do
drugs anymore, Billy.
546
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:50,327
- I don't do angry drugs anymore, Drama.
- Give me two.
547
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,687
I'm sure Ari has seen
an unfinished film before.
548
00:28:52,840 --> 00:28:54,100
Not one I've directed.
549
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:55,924
You're really nervous, huh?
550
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:57,161
It's cute.
551
00:28:57,320 --> 00:28:59,766
- You never get nervous before a photo shoot?
- No, I know what I look like.
552
00:28:59,960 --> 00:29:03,282
Everyone, make sure you fill out
a non-disclosure agreement...
553
00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:05,363
...or you cannot stay for the screening.
554
00:29:05,520 --> 00:29:07,966
E, this house is sick.
When did Vince buy it?
555
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:09,690
ERIC:
It's not Vince's. It's Turtle's.
556
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:12,320
You're kidding.
How much this fucking guy make?
557
00:29:12,520 --> 00:29:15,285
Excuse me, miss. You can't use a pencil
to fill out the NDA.
558
00:29:15,480 --> 00:29:16,680
TURTLE:
So that's a true story?
559
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,127
You beat up four guys
for getting loud at a movie?
560
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:23,100
Well, the press exaggerated. I just broke
one guy's jaw and another guy's nose.
561
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:25,208
The third guy...
There wasn't really four.
562
00:29:25,360 --> 00:29:27,966
The third guy, I threw over my shoulder,
and he ran off.
563
00:29:28,160 --> 00:29:30,447
Like a boyfriend with you?
And what'd he do?
564
00:29:30,600 --> 00:29:32,887
No, I haven't had a boyfriend
in like two years.
565
00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,366
- Too focused on my career.
- Oh.
566
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:37,569
You're in four fucking scenes and
you expect me to get you a magazine cover?
567
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:40,485
Scarlett Jo wasn't even on camera in
Her.
She got a cover.
568
00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:42,688
If you had her tits,
I can get you a cover.
569
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,882
I got a couple covers coming out, Drama.
570
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:46,883
Even a few I turned down.
571
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:48,849
What the fuck you making over here?
572
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:50,809
Little potion for E.
573
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:54,900
Molly, water and a touch of Viagra.
574
00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:57,961
What did I do wrong with my life?
This is a normal Tuesday afternoon?
575
00:29:58,120 --> 00:29:59,849
You gotta see our Wednesday parties.
576
00:30:00,000 --> 00:30:01,240
Ari, you got invited.
577
00:30:01,440 --> 00:30:03,480
- I want you to meet my fiancé Greg.
- No, Lloyd. No.
578
00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:06,171
- Eric Murphy. Travis McCredle.
- Nice to meet you, Travis.
579
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,760
- Eric manages Vinnie.
- TRAVIS: Oh.
580
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:10,281
And Travis's father co-finances
our entire slate.
581
00:30:10,440 --> 00:30:12,568
All that money's gonna be mine someday...
582
00:30:12,720 --> 00:30:16,327
...so I prefer you consider
that I co-financed the slate.
583
00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:18,201
Fuck me.
584
00:30:18,840 --> 00:30:20,808
Is that Emily Ratajkowski over there
talking to Vinnie Chase?
585
00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,287
- Sure is.
- You wanna meet her?
586
00:30:23,440 --> 00:30:26,523
Well, I wanna marry her,
but you gotta start somewhere, right?
587
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:27,886
[TRAVIS LAUGHING]
588
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:30,327
- ERIC: Oh, boy.
- E, have some water.
589
00:30:30,480 --> 00:30:32,323
- ERIC: Why?
- You look parched. Almost sickly.
590
00:30:32,480 --> 00:30:34,400
ERIC: Are you serious?
DRAMA: You're yellow, bro.
591
00:30:34,440 --> 00:30:35,566
TRAVIS:
Vinnie Chase!
592
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,849
Big fan of your work,
especially
Aquaman 2.
593
00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,480
Thanks. But I was only
in the first Aquaman.
594
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,562
Well, all those comic book movies
start to blend together after a while.
595
00:30:45,720 --> 00:30:47,165
Except for The Avengers.
596
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,806
All five of those heroes
on screen at one time.
597
00:30:49,960 --> 00:30:52,930
- That was really something, wasn't it?
- Yeah, well...
598
00:30:53,120 --> 00:30:56,727
- Travis, have you met Emily Ratajkowski?
- No, but I feel like we know each other.
599
00:30:56,880 --> 00:30:59,247
I saw your
Sports Illustrated spread
on the plane.
600
00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,289
That looked cold. Was that cold?
601
00:31:01,440 --> 00:31:02,566
It was.
602
00:31:02,720 --> 00:31:04,370
Well, it was still hot.
603
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:11,284
Travis, Vinnie would like to thank you for all
the support you've given him on his movie.
604
00:31:11,440 --> 00:31:13,761
- Yes.
- Hundred million plus, with P&A.
605
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:15,410
I hear you're looking for more.
606
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,100
Uh, just a little.
607
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,766
Well, I'm looking forward
to being able to explain why.
608
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:23,568
I'm gonna go get a drink.
Let you guys talk?
609
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:24,960
Okay.
610
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:28,400
Vince, is that your girl?
611
00:31:28,160 --> 00:31:30,481
- Oh, no. We're just friends.
- TRAVIS: Oh.
612
00:31:30,640 --> 00:31:33,484
- So I'm free in the clear to go for that?
- Uh, yeah.
613
00:31:33,640 --> 00:31:37,361
I don't know what I'm asking you for. You don't
own every piece of pussy in this town, do you?
614
00:31:37,520 --> 00:31:38,567
[TRAVIS & ARI LAUGHING]
615
00:31:57,280 --> 00:31:58,691
WALSH:
Mr. Suit.
616
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,365
Are you okay?
617
00:32:00,880 --> 00:32:02,860
I feel strange.
618
00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:03,685
Strange how?
619
00:32:03,840 --> 00:32:06,207
My dick gets hard
every time a girl looks at me.
620
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,448
Like, today or always?
621
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:12,805
You're cute.
622
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,368
I should probably go talk to her.
623
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:18,761
Seems like the right move, Suit.
624
00:32:19,640 --> 00:32:21,290
You're a good guy, Bill.
625
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,910
Maybe I could finance something
for you to star in.
626
00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:26,686
- Have you seen anything I've done?
- Not in complete.
627
00:32:26,880 --> 00:32:30,566
But I've seen that trailer for that new one
you got coming out maybe 500 times.
628
00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:33,161
Maybe you wanna finance something
for me to star in.
629
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,685
I'm Johnny, Vince's brother.
630
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,605
Oh, hey. You're an actor too?
631
00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,681
Yeah.
632
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,808
- What've you been in?
- Everything.
633
00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,691
- Have you seen him in anything?
- Um, I, uh...
634
00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:46,490
I've seen him in
Viking Quest.
635
00:32:46,640 --> 00:32:48,802
- Really?
- VINCE: Yeah, and he's in my movie.
636
00:32:48,960 --> 00:32:50,700
Just four scenes.
637
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,288
Four pivotal scenes. He's amazing.
638
00:32:52,440 --> 00:32:53,487
- Really?
- VINCE: Yeah.
639
00:32:53,640 --> 00:32:55,510
One of the reasons why I wanted
to make this movie...
640
00:32:55,440 --> 00:32:57,886
...is I knew what that role
would do for my big bro.
641
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:00,202
- It's gonna change his life.
- Thanks, bro.
642
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:02,601
- Well, I can't wait to see it.
- ARI: I can't either.
643
00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,728
So, what's up? Are we gonna do this?
644
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:09,522
- Ari, relax. It won't be dark for at least an hour.
- When everyone's seated, it will be. Let's go.
645
00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:12,411
- All right. I gotta find E.
- Fuck E.
646
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,404
So you're a
Viking Quest fan, huh?
647
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,881
- How long have you lived here?
- A couple of months.
648
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:22,964
It came with all the furniture and stuff,
so it feels lived in.
649
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:24,565
So, what's your deal, Turtle?
650
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:26,529
You selling coke these days?
651
00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,880
No. Why would you say that?
652
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:32,961
Because the last time I saw you,
you were a fat pothead living off of Vince.
653
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,327
And now you live next to Spielberg.
654
00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:37,524
I started a tequila company.
655
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:38,920
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
656
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,645
And I started working out.
657
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:42,325
What do you do, Pilates?
658
00:33:44,280 --> 00:33:47,284
I box a little. And I do cardio.
659
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:48,601
That's cute.
660
00:33:50,240 --> 00:33:51,526
[WOMAN MOANS]
661
00:33:51,680 --> 00:33:53,967
- What?
- I think someone's fucking in there.
662
00:33:54,560 --> 00:33:55,721
Come on.
663
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,600
[WOMAN MOANS]
664
00:33:57,160 --> 00:33:58,321
Motherfucker!
665
00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:00,840
Oh, my God!
666
00:34:00,960 --> 00:34:02,291
- I got it.
- Fucker.
667
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,686
Hey! Oh, shit!
668
00:34:06,520 --> 00:34:09,410
Of all the guys I never thought
I'd catch fucking in my room.
669
00:34:09,560 --> 00:34:10,925
- Sorry.
- TURTLE: No, don't be.
670
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,969
I love it. I love it.
671
00:34:13,120 --> 00:34:14,565
Hi, Ronda Rousey.
672
00:34:14,720 --> 00:34:16,529
I won 500 bucks on your last fight.
673
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:26,284
You said you were a Virgo?
674
00:34:26,440 --> 00:34:28,920
Oh... Um, a Gemini.
675
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,820
The twins, right?
676
00:34:31,240 --> 00:34:33,322
- Yeah. Oh.
- I love twins.
677
00:34:33,480 --> 00:34:34,845
Come on, Vinnie.
678
00:34:35,000 --> 00:34:37,571
Let's roll this motherfucker!
679
00:34:37,760 --> 00:34:41,321
- You ever think about playing basketball?
- You ever thought about signing me?
680
00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:46,923
Guys. Guys.
What the fuck are we doing?
681
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:49,651
Vince doesn't wanna show you
the movie with this crowd.
682
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,770
- Holy shit.
- What?
683
00:34:51,920 --> 00:34:53,968
- How bad is it?
- Ari, it's...
684
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:56,885
No, you look nervous right now.
I've never seen you nervous.
685
00:34:57,400 --> 00:34:59,122
- Just tell me, does it suck?
- No. It doesn't.
686
00:34:59,320 --> 00:35:00,845
- Tell him it doesn't suck.
- It doesn't suck.
687
00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:02,411
Film!
688
00:35:03,600 --> 00:35:06,171
[CHANTING]
Film! Film! Film!
689
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,846
Film! Film! Film! Film!
690
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:14,100
Come on! Fucking film! Roll it, Vinnie!
Come on! Just put it on!
691
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,846
Vinnie, show us the fucking film!
692
00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,286
Let's go, baby!
693
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:27,440
Film! Film! Film!
694
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,604
Hey, I'm gonna take care of it.
695
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:35,527
Vince? Time to get this show on the road.
I've put in some quality time alone with Emily.
696
00:35:35,680 --> 00:35:37,205
What's the running time on this?
697
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,811
A hundred and forty minutes.
698
00:35:38,960 --> 00:35:40,450
Jesus.
699
00:35:40,600 --> 00:35:44,764
I like short movies, Vince. You know?
And comedies. You ever seen
Bad Grandpa?
700
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,160
- I'm calling this off.
- That never gets old.
701
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:47,560
You know, fuck these guys.
702
00:35:47,720 --> 00:35:49,800
You know what?
Give Travis and Ari DVDs to take home.
703
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:52,201
- Hold on. Vince...
- I can watch that with Emily.
704
00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,326
Hey, everyone.
705
00:35:54,480 --> 00:35:56,369
- Vinnie.
- VINCE: Good news and bad news.
706
00:35:58,120 --> 00:35:59,804
The bad news is the projector broke.
707
00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,930
No! No, no. Vinnie, no!
708
00:36:03,800 --> 00:36:04,366
The good news is...
709
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,329
...look who just showed up:
710
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,860
- Pharrell!
- Pharrell? What the fuck is Pharrell?
711
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:11,925
Could we possibly convince you
to come up here and perform?
712
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:14,249
[ALL CHEERING]
713
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:16,124
I'm gonna kill Vince.
714
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,448
- My life is over.
- No, it isn't, Ari. Relax.
715
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:28,331
Relax, E? You remember
that Colombian soccer player...
716
00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,320
...that got strung up by his dick
after giving up the game-winning goal?
717
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,368
That's where we're headed
if this movie tanks.
718
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:37,411
Vince will not come back from this,
neither will I and neither will you.
719
00:36:37,560 --> 00:36:39,449
Relax knowing that.
720
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,291
I don't ask for much, do I?
721
00:36:46,440 --> 00:36:48,681
Health and happiness for the kids,
peace on Earth...
722
00:36:48,840 --> 00:36:51,844
...the wife to have bigger tits,
only sometimes.
723
00:36:52,400 --> 00:36:54,129
- But I'm...
- What are you doing?
724
00:36:56,400 --> 00:36:58,520
- Nothing.
- You didn't come to bed.
725
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,162
- No, I haven't...
- What...?
726
00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,449
What, are you praying?
727
00:37:03,600 --> 00:37:05,443
Yeah. Something wrong with that?
728
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,723
Well, you don't believe in God, so...
729
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:09,405
For the good stuff I do.
730
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:13,569
It's 2 a.m. You sat down
to watch this movie at midnight.
731
00:37:13,720 --> 00:37:14,846
I'm mentally prepping.
732
00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:17,884
- I'm gonna start now. You wanna join me?
- You said I couldn't.
733
00:37:18,400 --> 00:37:20,691
You could blow me through it
if it sucks. Ease the pain?
734
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,810
Good luck. I'll see you in bed.
735
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,401
I love you.
736
00:37:24,560 --> 00:37:26,500
I love you too.
737
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:39,367
Don't fuck me on this, Vinnie.
738
00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:42,527
Don't you fuck me.
739
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,644
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
740
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:06,404
[SIRENS WAILING]
741
00:38:08,440 --> 00:38:10,442
[MUSIC STOPS]
742
00:38:52,160 --> 00:38:54,891
NARRATOR:
Sadly, all good
parties must come to an end.
743
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:09,563
Oh, come on. There is no way Emily
would bang that yokel.
744
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:12,530
- I'm telling you, she left with him.
- I don't care. No way.
745
00:39:12,680 --> 00:39:14,648
These guys with money
always get women out of their league.
746
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,325
You mean like Turtle and Ronda?
747
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:20,451
Oh, please. She's more likely to break his
windpipe than bang his malnourished ass.
748
00:39:20,600 --> 00:39:21,647
Huh. We'll see.
749
00:39:22,120 --> 00:39:25,249
We were texting all night.
And she sent me a sexy pic.
750
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:26,606
- Yeah, right.
- Shut up.
751
00:39:27,880 --> 00:39:29,211
TURTLE:
Mm-hm.
752
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,885
That's a fight promo pic.
753
00:39:31,400 --> 00:39:32,849
Not released yet though, bitch.
754
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:37,210
And she just said, "I'm sending an Uber
for you," in 90 minutes, so both of you.
755
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,727
Professional pics, Uber car...
756
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:42,565
She wants something from you
and it ain't your dick, bro.
757
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:47,248
I agree. She probably wants you to make her
some money now that you're Mini-Mark Cuban.
758
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:51,361
That's fine. Truth is, I'd rather work
with her than date her, anyway.
759
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,363
Oh, you are so full of shit, Turtle.
760
00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:56,603
Or maybe those skinny pills he's taking
are filled with estrogen.
761
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,569
- Yo, yo.
- Good morning, bro.
762
00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:01,200
- Any word from Ari?
- Radio silence.
763
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,442
He probably hasn't even
watched it yet, Vin.
764
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,365
Yeah, maybe his DVD player broke.
765
00:40:08,280 --> 00:40:10,248
Hey, sit down, bro. I made your favorite:
766
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:12,500
Hand-rolled croissants...
767
00:40:12,200 --> 00:40:15,329
...eggs Benedict with champagne
sherry-infused béarnaise sauce...
768
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,687
...and freshly squeezed guava juice.
769
00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:18,921
That's your favorite.
770
00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:21,686
Johnny, this looks great,
but I'm not really hungry.
771
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:26,460
Hey, come on. Even if Ari hated
the movie, who gives a shit?
772
00:40:26,200 --> 00:40:28,900
He's still a fucking agent at heart.
773
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:30,766
- DRAMA: Yeah, seriously, bro. Fuck Ari.
- Yeah, fuck him.
774
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,126
Fuck Ari.
775
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:33,367
Thanks, guys.
776
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,525
It's Ari.
777
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,400
- Think he heard us?
- What'd he say?
778
00:40:39,160 --> 00:40:41,481
- He wants us to go out front.
- Why?
779
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,208
VINCE: Wow.
TURTLE: Holy shit.
780
00:40:47,360 --> 00:40:49,647
- Look at this!
- I guess he didn't hate the movie.
781
00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:51,888
No, actually, he loved it.
782
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,566
"Vinnie, I'm blown away. Blown away.
783
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,320
And, E, you've done good too."
784
00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:58,164
[FOOTSTEPS]
785
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:00,800
[ALL LAUGHING]
786
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,767
Any mention of me in that note, bro?
787
00:41:25,680 --> 00:41:26,761
ERIC:
All right, here we go!
788
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,860
DRAMA:
Oh, yeah, baby!
789
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:41,244
I really need an answer, Ari.
Time is running out.
790
00:41:41,400 --> 00:41:44,563
Isn't my offering up my house
for the ceremony enough, Lloyd?
791
00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:49,647
No. Even though that is so amazingly generous,
this is so much more important to me.
792
00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,211
I need more information.
793
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:53,528
- Like what?
- Like what will you be wearing?
794
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:54,966
I know it can't be white...
795
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:57,771
- ...because you've been banged more times...
- Ari.
796
00:41:59,520 --> 00:42:00,851
Hey, Liam.
797
00:42:01,560 --> 00:42:02,686
Go fuck yourself, Ari.
798
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:05,161
Forgive and forget, buddy. No?
799
00:42:07,560 --> 00:42:10,404
Hey, Schindler. Leave no Jew behind!
800
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:12,722
- Ari?!
- Listen, Lloyd, I love you.
801
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:14,490
But I just can't commit.
802
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:22,807
Really?
803
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:33,491
Hey, Ari. Tell me you're not parking there.
804
00:42:33,640 --> 00:42:36,644
My studio, Ed. Don't force me to revoke
your parking privileges.
805
00:42:36,800 --> 00:42:38,211
Fucking asshole.
806
00:42:39,800 --> 00:42:42,485
Who is insane enough to park
in my spot, Allen?
807
00:42:42,640 --> 00:42:43,687
I do not know.
808
00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:46,931
Tow it. Actually, I'm in a good mood.
Just spit on it.
809
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:48,770
Oh, that's my car, Ari.
810
00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:50,724
Travis McCredle's here to see you.
811
00:42:50,920 --> 00:42:53,446
- I can see that now.
- Sorry.
812
00:42:53,840 --> 00:42:56,810
- Didn't know where else to put it.
- That's okay.
813
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,801
What's happening? You get a chance to look
at Vinnie Chase's masterpiece?
814
00:43:00,160 --> 00:43:01,730
I did. You got a minute to chat?
815
00:43:02,640 --> 00:43:05,849
Yes. Yes, yes, yes.
Uh, hold all my calls, Allen.
816
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,480
Okay. But remember you have
couples therapy at 11.
817
00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:11,564
Oh, and, Ari. Ari. Do you still
want me to spit on his car?
818
00:43:13,400 --> 00:43:15,611
Wow, what a space.
819
00:43:15,760 --> 00:43:16,966
Yeah, it's comfy, huh?
820
00:43:17,120 --> 00:43:18,770
You should see my father's office.
821
00:43:18,920 --> 00:43:21,480
I bet your father has a much nicer office.
822
00:43:21,240 --> 00:43:25,529
No, my father doesn't believe in wasting
money on extravagant office settings.
823
00:43:25,680 --> 00:43:28,810
My father believes in putting money
into product...
824
00:43:28,240 --> 00:43:31,130
...whether that's pig's ears
we're selling for dogs to chew...
825
00:43:31,280 --> 00:43:33,880
...or methane gas for Middle Easterners
to poison each other with.
826
00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:38,124
Yes. Well, you know what,
I tried your father. Waiting to hear back.
827
00:43:38,280 --> 00:43:41,900
I spoke to him. I told him he didn't need
to call you until after we spoke.
828
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:42,810
- Oh.
- I, obviously, didn't like the movie...
829
00:43:42,960 --> 00:43:44,485
...as much as you did, Ari.
830
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:46,808
- No?
- No, it's no masterpiece.
831
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,880
- Not from these eyes' perspective.
- Well...
832
00:43:49,240 --> 00:43:52,500
And what type of training
do you have to judge that?
833
00:43:52,160 --> 00:43:54,811
I went to the Austin PA Film Academy
for a semester...
834
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:57,486
...and all my teachers
said I had tremendous taste.
835
00:43:57,640 --> 00:43:59,961
I can see it in your wardrobe.
836
00:44:01,480 --> 00:44:04,484
Look, Ari, I have thoughts
about this movie...
837
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,530
...and my father would like for you
to take them seriously.
838
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,160
Thoughts? You have notes?
839
00:44:10,320 --> 00:44:11,890
Whatever you wanna call them.
840
00:44:12,800 --> 00:44:15,801
But most of them revolve around cutting
out Vincent Chase's mutant brother.
841
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:18,520
- Drama.
- Yeah.
842
00:44:18,680 --> 00:44:21,490
He's an abomination and he's got to go.
843
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:27,285
The challenge for me was
I was the only human in that scene.
844
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,885
Everyone else was living dead.
845
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:31,247
So how did that affect
how you played the role?
846
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:32,526
It didn't.
847
00:44:33,320 --> 00:44:35,561
It couldn't. I had to be real.
848
00:44:35,720 --> 00:44:38,121
If I played in to it, no way it could be.
849
00:44:38,320 --> 00:44:39,606
That's really interesting.
850
00:44:39,760 --> 00:44:40,966
Yeah.
851
00:44:41,600 --> 00:44:44,524
Now, come on, baby.
Show me a little nip.
852
00:44:44,680 --> 00:44:46,489
- Please?
- You are relentless.
853
00:44:46,640 --> 00:44:48,847
This is like our third session
since last night.
854
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:51,685
I'm a little stressed
about an audition I got tomorrow.
855
00:44:51,840 --> 00:44:55,287
And your voice, it soothes me.
Take it as a compliment.
856
00:44:55,640 --> 00:44:56,721
Fine.
857
00:44:57,320 --> 00:44:58,765
Unbutton your pants.
858
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,121
Oh, yeah, baby.
859
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:03,250
- Oh, yeah.
- Mm.
860
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:05,482
Oh, that's what I'm talking about.
861
00:45:06,720 --> 00:45:07,960
MAN:
Jen!
JEN:
Oh!
862
00:45:08,120 --> 00:45:09,406
What the fuck are you doing?
863
00:45:09,600 --> 00:45:12,331
- Randy! You're supposed to be in Chatsworth.
- Who the fuck is this loser?
864
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:14,488
You don't need to call me a loser, bro.
865
00:45:14,640 --> 00:45:17,450
- Put some clothes on!
- You're not supposed to be here!
866
00:45:17,600 --> 00:45:20,809
I'll find you. You'll pay for this.
I'm gonna hunt you down...
867
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,900
- ...and you're gonna fucking pay for this!
- JEN:
Johnny, I'm so sorry.
868
00:45:24,160 --> 00:45:25,764
VINCE:
Johnny, wanna drop me at editing?
869
00:45:27,920 --> 00:45:30,605
- Yeah, sure, bro.
- What the fuck are you doing?
870
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:36,770
- You think I should start a vodka company?
- I think you'd kill it.
871
00:45:36,960 --> 00:45:38,962
- But I don't even drink.
- Really?
872
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,168
Look, I got a ton of ideas.
873
00:45:41,320 --> 00:45:44,961
You should have a fitness app
and, like, your own clothing line.
874
00:45:45,320 --> 00:45:47,766
What, you don't think
my brand's doing fine already?
875
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:50,651
I think you could always
be doing better, no?
876
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,870
I'm confused. Is this a business meeting?
877
00:45:54,400 --> 00:45:55,870
TURTLE:
Uh...
878
00:45:55,240 --> 00:45:57,560
RONDA: Because I didn't know.
TURTLE: I didn't know either.
879
00:45:58,440 --> 00:45:59,521
Is this a date?
880
00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:01,680
I don't cook for people
who are trying to pitch me.
881
00:46:02,120 --> 00:46:04,851
I thought a nice, normal guy
wanted to hang out for once.
882
00:46:05,000 --> 00:46:06,650
I did. I do.
883
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:10,566
No one under 250 pounds ever has the balls
to talk to me. Should've known better.
884
00:46:10,720 --> 00:46:12,520
- No, no. It's not like that.
- You should go.
885
00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,523
- Just see yourself out, Turtle.
- Look, Ronda, come on.
886
00:46:14,680 --> 00:46:17,100
You should go
before I feel like hitting something.
887
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,165
I'll call you an Uber.
888
00:46:19,640 --> 00:46:21,290
An UberX, actually.
889
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,800
Motherfucking asshole.
890
00:46:24,160 --> 00:46:26,288
Well, what do you mean, he won't release
any more money? Why not?
891
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:27,521
I'm dealing with it.
892
00:46:27,720 --> 00:46:30,803
- I thought you said his opinion didn't matter.
- It doesn't, and I'm dealing with it.
893
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,691
Well, you better deal fast because
we can't finish the movie without money.
894
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:35,888
Really? Because I thought
we could finish it with Froot Loops.
895
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:38,361
You're funny, but did you tell Vince?
Because he's on his way to editing.
896
00:46:38,560 --> 00:46:40,767
I'm telling you because it's your job...
897
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:43,526
...along with going over budget
and being short, to tell him.
898
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,205
You need to call him
because I'm walking into Lamaze class.
899
00:46:45,400 --> 00:46:46,890
Nothing says you're working hard...
900
00:46:47,400 --> 00:46:50,442
...more than Lamaze class at noon
on a Wednesday, E. Thanks for nothing.
901
00:46:51,800 --> 00:46:52,491
Hey, baby.
902
00:46:53,360 --> 00:46:56,569
- I'm excited for therapy.
- Don't be. It's a waste of fucking money.
903
00:46:56,720 --> 00:46:58,131
- ARI: Hey, Kelsey.
- Ari. Melissa.
904
00:46:58,280 --> 00:46:59,725
- MELISSA: Hi.
- You okay?
905
00:46:59,920 --> 00:47:01,251
I'm here, so I'm fucked.
906
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:04,688
Since you're here, I'm guessing
you're fucked as well. Nice seeing you.
907
00:47:05,160 --> 00:47:06,650
This should be fun.
908
00:47:07,360 --> 00:47:08,600
Breathe in.
909
00:47:08,800 --> 00:47:12,327
One, two, three.
910
00:47:13,120 --> 00:47:14,281
And continue.
911
00:47:14,440 --> 00:47:16,249
What about the name Ryan?
912
00:47:16,400 --> 00:47:18,289
- For a boy or a girl?
- Either.
913
00:47:19,000 --> 00:47:20,286
I like it.
914
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:22,404
But Ryan Murphy created
Glee.
915
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:25,723
And you think people
will confuse our baby with him?
916
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:28,247
If we name our baby Ryan Murphy,
then, yeah, I do.
917
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,368
[SLOAN CHUCKLES]
918
00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,522
Why does Chad Lowe
keep staring at you?
919
00:47:34,840 --> 00:47:37,207
[WHISPERING]
Hey. How are you?
920
00:47:42,360 --> 00:47:44,886
SLOAN: Would you stop?
ERIC: I just didn't know you were dating.
921
00:47:45,400 --> 00:47:47,441
SLOAN: We went out a couple of times.
It's not a big deal.
922
00:47:47,600 --> 00:47:51,207
- Wonder what the girl he's with thinks about it.
- They're not together.
923
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,771
What are they doing
in Lamaze class?
924
00:47:52,920 --> 00:47:55,480
What are we doing in Lamaze class?
925
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:57,123
- This is a fucked-up town.
- Yeah.
926
00:47:58,320 --> 00:48:01,483
You know, I think we're better off
if we don't question each other.
927
00:48:01,640 --> 00:48:04,450
I agree.
But tell me you haven't had sex.
928
00:48:04,600 --> 00:48:06,409
Oh, my God. Are you serious?
929
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:08,289
Well, you can't. Can you?
930
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:11,910
I mean, with the baby in there.
You could hurt it, right?
931
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:14,900
Relax, Eric. No, I'm not having sex.
932
00:48:14,280 --> 00:48:16,282
And not because I haven't wanted to.
933
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,442
Because, I don't know if you know this...
934
00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:20,568
...but pregnant women can get very horny.
935
00:48:20,720 --> 00:48:23,644
Problem is, nobody wants
to have sex with me.
936
00:48:24,880 --> 00:48:26,564
I'd have sex with you.
937
00:48:27,720 --> 00:48:29,609
Where are you headed with this?
938
00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:32,451
Are you gonna tell me you love me
and want me back again?
939
00:48:32,600 --> 00:48:34,841
Who's talking about love?
I'm talking about sex.
940
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:38,447
I'm saying that I would have sex with you
right now if you really need it.
941
00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,449
I just don't wanna get emotional.
942
00:48:41,960 --> 00:48:44,361
Do you know I haven't even been held
in six months?
943
00:48:44,560 --> 00:48:46,847
I see that you're already
getting emotional.
944
00:48:48,120 --> 00:48:50,851
- Follow me home.
- Seriously?
945
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:54,490
Yeah, sure. Why not?
You're clean. I trust you.
946
00:48:54,240 --> 00:48:55,765
- Sloan.
- Yeah.
947
00:48:56,240 --> 00:48:59,483
- I'm not really that clean.
- What do you mean?
948
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:03,561
I had sex with someone last night.
949
00:49:03,720 --> 00:49:06,246
Oh, who?
The "I want your cock" texter?
950
00:49:07,280 --> 00:49:08,611
No, someone else.
951
00:49:08,760 --> 00:49:11,491
Actually I had sex with the texter
yesterday also.
952
00:49:11,640 --> 00:49:14,530
- Two girls in 24 hours?
- Well, not by design.
953
00:49:14,720 --> 00:49:15,960
Who are you?
954
00:49:16,120 --> 00:49:20,110
And why do you always
have to be so fucking honest?
955
00:49:20,160 --> 00:49:21,321
That's just who I am.
956
00:49:21,520 --> 00:49:23,761
- And I guess that's why we're not together.
- No.
957
00:49:23,920 --> 00:49:27,447
We're not together because you fucked
my stepmother. Don't ever forget that.
958
00:49:27,600 --> 00:49:29,762
And you told me that if I came clean
and admitted it, you'd get over it.
959
00:49:29,920 --> 00:49:31,100
So don't forget that.
960
00:49:31,160 --> 00:49:32,400
I tried, Eric.
961
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:36,929
I mean, I didn't move to New York
because I really wanted to try. I did.
962
00:49:37,880 --> 00:49:39,410
I'll talk to you later.
963
00:49:41,160 --> 00:49:43,322
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
964
00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:48,323
- Hello.
- MELANIE [OVER PHONE]:
It's Melanie.
965
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:50,360
I need you to meet me at
the Little Door in 30.
966
00:49:50,440 --> 00:49:52,966
- I didn't think I'd hear from you.
- Eric, this isn't a social call.
967
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:55,407
I'm pregnant.
And if you don't meet me in 30...
968
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,961
...the next call you'll get
is from my attorney.
969
00:50:02,920 --> 00:50:04,160
Eric.
970
00:50:04,320 --> 00:50:06,721
I can't believe I'm gonna say this...
971
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:08,405
...but I'm willing to try again.
972
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,131
Did you hear what I said?
973
00:50:15,120 --> 00:50:16,167
Uh...
974
00:50:17,680 --> 00:50:19,728
Okay. Good talk.
975
00:50:23,320 --> 00:50:27,291
So why did you stop taking
the "anger meds," as you call them?
976
00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,522
- I didn't think they were working.
- I did.
977
00:50:29,680 --> 00:50:33,890
Except to affect me in places
that I just didn't want to be affected.
978
00:50:34,400 --> 00:50:37,840
- Have you been unable to maintain an erection?
- I didn't say that. Did I say that?
979
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:41,209
- He's having trouble finishing.
- Meaning that I can go all night.
980
00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:42,407
Boom.
981
00:50:42,600 --> 00:50:43,647
[ARI LAUGHS]
982
00:50:43,800 --> 00:50:46,963
And now you feel that he's reverting back
to his past behaviors.
983
00:50:47,520 --> 00:50:49,363
It's as if we're in a time machine.
984
00:50:49,560 --> 00:50:52,860
The past behaviors
that almost ended your marriage.
985
00:50:52,240 --> 00:50:53,321
Yes.
986
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,524
You don't feel that is true, Ari?
987
00:50:55,680 --> 00:50:58,604
No, of course I don't feel
that it's true, because it's not.
988
00:50:59,240 --> 00:51:01,440
I promised my wife
that if she let me go back to work...
989
00:51:01,520 --> 00:51:05,525
...it would be nothing but fun, and it has
been. I do almost nothing but smile all day.
990
00:51:05,880 --> 00:51:09,726
And the anger meds didn't make me calm.
They just made me not able to come...
991
00:51:09,920 --> 00:51:12,651
...which just made me angry
and just made my wife sore.
992
00:51:12,800 --> 00:51:16,247
Now, currently,
I am a little bit stressed...
993
00:51:16,400 --> 00:51:19,768
...about this giant movie, because I haven't
been able to see it until yesterday.
994
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:21,445
Thank God, it's fucking amazing.
995
00:51:21,640 --> 00:51:24,325
Suddenly this little punk bitch version
of Forrest Gump...
996
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:27,768
...thinks he has the authority to weigh in on
cutting my movie star director's brother...
997
00:51:27,920 --> 00:51:31,686
...and his fucking Foghorn Leghorn of a father
won't call me back to tell me that he doesn't.
998
00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:36,482
So, yes, I am a tiny, tiny bit stressed,
which is normal, no?
999
00:51:37,680 --> 00:51:40,251
Why don't we keep the focus off work?
1000
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:44,400
- MELISSA: Tell her what you did today.
- What does that have to do with anything?
1001
00:51:44,480 --> 00:51:47,200
He told his ex-assistant that he could
have his wedding at our house.
1002
00:51:47,320 --> 00:51:49,800
- "Ex-assistant." He's like a daughter to me.
- You didn't even ask me.
1003
00:51:50,000 --> 00:51:53,243
- I thought you'd like it.
- 300 gay men running around in our yard?
1004
00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:55,448
You're making bigoted
assumptions now, baby.
1005
00:51:55,600 --> 00:52:00,242
He said it was it'd be a toga-themed
wedding with glass dildos as centerpieces.
1006
00:52:00,400 --> 00:52:02,323
That was a joke, obviously.
1007
00:52:02,800 --> 00:52:04,643
MELISSA:
He has these highs and lows.
1008
00:52:04,800 --> 00:52:09,283
Like, one minute he's on the phone, screaming,
and the next he's on the ground, praying.
1009
00:52:09,440 --> 00:52:12,728
And I have this feeling in my gut
that he could explode at any second.
1010
00:52:12,880 --> 00:52:13,927
It's just not true.
1011
00:52:14,800 --> 00:52:15,127
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
1012
00:52:15,280 --> 00:52:17,760
- I told you to turn that off.
- I thought I did. Ahem.
1013
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:20,161
It could be the Texan or Vince...
1014
00:52:20,360 --> 00:52:21,691
It's the studio.
1015
00:52:22,720 --> 00:52:23,767
[RINGING STOPS]
1016
00:52:23,920 --> 00:52:26,321
It's a new phone.
I don't how to turn the ringer off.
1017
00:52:26,480 --> 00:52:28,680
- Turn the whole power off.
- Well, I don't know how to.
1018
00:52:28,760 --> 00:52:29,807
[RINGING]
1019
00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:31,240
Well, it's the studio again.
1020
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:33,607
- Don't answer that.
- Well, it must be important.
1021
00:52:33,760 --> 00:52:35,683
- MELISSA: Don't.
- It could be about the Texan or Vince.
1022
00:52:35,880 --> 00:52:37,325
I have to take it. I...
1023
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:41,168
- What?
- DANA [OVER PHONE]:
Did you show a cut...
1024
00:52:41,320 --> 00:52:43,891
...of Vince's movie
to Larsen McCredle's son?
1025
00:52:44,400 --> 00:52:45,405
Yes. How do you know?
1026
00:52:45,560 --> 00:52:47,369
The editor just called.
1027
00:52:47,520 --> 00:52:49,966
Apparently the kid showed up with notes.
Jesus.
1028
00:52:50,120 --> 00:52:51,610
- Is Vince there?
- Not yet.
1029
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:53,808
But the kid said, and I'm quoting:
1030
00:52:53,960 --> 00:52:56,201
"That pretty boy director is locked out...
1031
00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,767
...along with everyone else,
until I say so."
1032
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:01,820
Aargh!
1033
00:53:05,280 --> 00:53:06,520
Ari?
1034
00:53:06,680 --> 00:53:08,444
- Ari?
- I gotta go, Dana.
1035
00:53:14,960 --> 00:53:16,962
I'm okay to continue.
1036
00:53:18,280 --> 00:53:20,726
Look, maybe she did wanna bang you. My bad.
1037
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:25,562
- Yeah. Your bad. You totally got in my head.
- Why don't you just call her and apologize?
1038
00:53:25,760 --> 00:53:28,843
I already did. She sent me
straight to voice-mail. Twice.
1039
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:30,729
Look, Turtle, I'm sorry.
1040
00:53:30,880 --> 00:53:35,124
- But I got my own problems right now.
- Don't fuck girls with boyfriends, you wouldn't.
1041
00:53:35,280 --> 00:53:38,523
- She never mentioned she had a boyfriend.
- I wouldn't worry about it.
1042
00:53:38,680 --> 00:53:40,920
Unless she sells you out,
how's he gonna find you anyway?
1043
00:53:40,960 --> 00:53:42,371
Well, maybe he recognized me.
1044
00:53:42,520 --> 00:53:45,910
What are the odds of that?
A billion to one at least.
1045
00:53:45,280 --> 00:53:47,806
- Could you please not make fun of me?
- Ever?
1046
00:53:49,600 --> 00:53:51,284
All right, what's the problem?
1047
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,810
You know what I'm auditioning
for tomorrow?
1048
00:53:55,240 --> 00:53:57,641
Victim Number Three on
The Mentalist.
1049
00:53:57,800 --> 00:54:01,566
- An old, broken-down male ballerina.
- Good part?
1050
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:07,246
You know, I know people have looked
at me as a joke for the past 20 years.
1051
00:54:07,880 --> 00:54:09,689
But in Vince's movie...
1052
00:54:09,840 --> 00:54:11,410
...it felt like I found something.
1053
00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,282
And I'm just praying that people see it...
1054
00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,647
...and that things really change for me.
1055
00:54:17,400 --> 00:54:19,880
I got a good feeling that they will.
1056
00:54:21,280 --> 00:54:22,486
Thanks.
1057
00:54:23,920 --> 00:54:25,763
- Hey, is that E?
- No.
1058
00:54:25,920 --> 00:54:28,241
- Maybe.
- That is E.
1059
00:54:30,600 --> 00:54:31,647
Hang on.
1060
00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:39,167
Yo, E!
1061
00:54:40,200 --> 00:54:42,168
- What are you doing?
- Nothing.
1062
00:54:42,320 --> 00:54:44,163
TURTLE:
Where's your car?
1063
00:54:44,320 --> 00:54:46,322
Nobody walks in L.A., E.
You look stupid.
1064
00:54:46,880 --> 00:54:49,167
My life is over.
1065
00:54:52,280 --> 00:54:53,964
Come on, Travis. Open the door.
1066
00:54:54,120 --> 00:54:57,329
- I'm dealing with Ari on this, Vince.
- On what? Come on!
1067
00:54:58,800 --> 00:55:00,401
- Just open the door!
- WAHLBERG: Yo, Vinnie, what's up?
1068
00:55:00,560 --> 00:55:03,211
- Yo, what's up, Mark?
- I'm doing some looping for
Ted 3.
1069
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,767
- 3? How many of those are you gonna do?
- Shit, I'll do 20 if I can.
1070
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,200
What's the matter? Your girlfriend
lock you out of the editing room?
1071
00:55:08,160 --> 00:55:09,889
No, my co-financier.
1072
00:55:10,400 --> 00:55:12,646
You serious? My boys will break down
the fucking door right now.
1073
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:14,760
- I got the Hamster here. He's crazy.
- I'm crazy.
1074
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:16,441
- Vinnie.
- WAHLBERG: What's up, Ari?
1075
00:55:16,600 --> 00:55:19,683
- What kind of shit studio you running here?
- Mark, hey. Calm down.
1076
00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:22,470
Dude, I'm calm. But you better get excited.
1077
00:55:22,200 --> 00:55:24,123
You don't want everybody around town thinking
that this is how you treat your filmmakers.
1078
00:55:24,280 --> 00:55:26,886
- What the fuck is going on?
- I am dealing with it.
1079
00:55:27,400 --> 00:55:28,963
E said he won't release any more money.
1080
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:30,167
- Can he do that?
- Ari.
1081
00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:31,961
He's got issues.
1082
00:55:32,120 --> 00:55:34,282
- He doesn't like the movie?
- It doesn't matter.
1083
00:55:34,680 --> 00:55:35,920
Tell him the truth.
1084
00:55:36,800 --> 00:55:39,482
- Yeah, seriously. Ari, come on, speak!
- Tell him the truth. Don't be shy.
1085
00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:43,690
He doesn't like Drama.
He wants to cut him out.
1086
00:55:44,920 --> 00:55:46,570
- Johnny?
- That's fucked up, Vince.
1087
00:55:46,720 --> 00:55:50,805
I'm doing my show
Wahlburgers at A&E.
If they try to out my mother, I'd kill somebody.
1088
00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:53,420
Even if she sucked as bad
as Drama probably sucks.
1089
00:55:53,240 --> 00:55:56,164
You guys know Reggie from Jordan, right?
You want some shoes?
1090
00:55:56,320 --> 00:55:58,163
- No, no, we're good, Mark.
- Gotcha.
1091
00:55:58,320 --> 00:56:01,164
- I'm not cutting out Johnny.
- No, you're not.
1092
00:56:01,320 --> 00:56:02,810
I will take care of it.
1093
00:56:03,000 --> 00:56:04,470
You better.
1094
00:56:08,120 --> 00:56:10,900
Oh, shit. That's Ari Gold.
1095
00:56:12,400 --> 00:56:16,803
Have the redneck country-ass hick
in editing bay three dragged off my lot.
1096
00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:21,204
If he resists, you have my permission
to shoot him in the fucking head!
1097
00:56:24,600 --> 00:56:26,284
You're like an NBA player, E.
1098
00:56:26,480 --> 00:56:28,528
Imagine when someone says,
"You have twins?"
1099
00:56:28,680 --> 00:56:32,321
He says, "No, they're not twins.
One was born in October, one in April."
1100
00:56:32,480 --> 00:56:35,131
- Like miniature Irish twins.
- You guys are funny...
1101
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:38,648
- ...but what do I do?
- Take a breath. You don't even know it's yours.
1102
00:56:38,800 --> 00:56:41,326
- Yeah, or if she wants it.
- Well, she wants something.
1103
00:56:47,640 --> 00:56:50,246
- You guys don't have to wait.
- We know. We will anyway.
1104
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:58,400
EMILY: He's a fucking idiot.
Who cares what he thinks?
1105
00:56:58,160 --> 00:57:01,448
Someone, apparently, because
they're letting him hold my film hostage.
1106
00:57:01,640 --> 00:57:04,120
- Not to pile on...
- What?
1107
00:57:04,280 --> 00:57:08,126
Well, my publicist called and said that
Just Jared wants to know if we're dating.
1108
00:57:08,600 --> 00:57:11,524
I don't care. Up to you. Tell them
whatever you're comfortable with.
1109
00:57:11,680 --> 00:57:13,444
That wasn't their only question.
1110
00:57:13,600 --> 00:57:14,840
- No?
- No.
1111
00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:17,731
They wanted to confirm that there's
something wrong with the movie...
1112
00:57:17,880 --> 00:57:20,247
- ...since you canceled the screening.
- Oh, Jesus.
1113
00:57:20,400 --> 00:57:22,801
- What did you tell them?
- That it was great.
1114
00:57:25,320 --> 00:57:27,129
Do you really think it's great?
1115
00:57:27,720 --> 00:57:28,960
Yes.
1116
00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,331
Now, stop.
1117
00:57:31,480 --> 00:57:33,369
You're too good-looking to be insecure.
1118
00:57:38,520 --> 00:57:40,900
I'm gonna call E.
1119
00:57:42,280 --> 00:57:43,645
[WHISTLES]
1120
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,805
- Ha.
- Fuck you doing?
1121
00:57:46,120 --> 00:57:47,167
We're hungry.
1122
00:57:47,320 --> 00:57:49,840
[RINGING]
1123
00:57:50,640 --> 00:57:52,500
Eric.
1124
00:57:52,680 --> 00:57:54,910
Hey.
1125
00:57:54,280 --> 00:57:55,441
- Paula.
- Yeah, of course.
1126
00:57:55,600 --> 00:57:58,206
- Hi. How are you?
- Good. Funny running into you here.
1127
00:57:58,360 --> 00:58:00,931
I wanted to talk to you,
but we didn't exchange numbers.
1128
00:58:01,120 --> 00:58:02,360
Yeah, I know. Sorry about that.
1129
00:58:02,480 --> 00:58:06,405
- Do you mind if I sit for a minute?
- You know, actually, I have a meeting right now.
1130
00:58:06,560 --> 00:58:09,609
- Is there any way I can call you later?
- We had sex last night...
1131
00:58:09,760 --> 00:58:11,922
- ...so I'm gonna sit for one minute.
- Okay.
1132
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:14,970
- Isn't that the girl he banged last night?
- I think so.
1133
00:58:15,120 --> 00:58:18,440
- She the one that got pregnant?
- I can't keep up with this guy.
1134
00:58:18,200 --> 00:58:21,329
I just wanted to say that
that was really fast for me.
1135
00:58:21,480 --> 00:58:23,164
I don't usually do that that fast.
1136
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:24,367
Me either.
1137
00:58:24,560 --> 00:58:26,289
PAULA:
It was something about you.
1138
00:58:26,480 --> 00:58:30,700
Like, you just seemed
so sweet and innocent.
1139
00:58:30,800 --> 00:58:31,881
Is that an act?
1140
00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:34,368
- No.
- Really?
1141
00:58:35,960 --> 00:58:37,724
- Hey.
- ERIC: Hey.
1142
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:40,724
- Is that the other one?
- TURTLE: I don't know. I guess.
1143
00:58:41,160 --> 00:58:42,286
This could get ugly.
1144
00:58:42,440 --> 00:58:44,204
- Should we do something?
- Yeah.
1145
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:46,806
- Take pictures.
- What, did you bring a date?
1146
00:58:47,000 --> 00:58:50,163
No, no, no. We just ran into each other.
I just met him last night.
1147
00:58:50,320 --> 00:58:51,924
- Oh.
- Is this your girlfriend?
1148
00:58:52,800 --> 00:58:54,367
- Uh...
- Last night you said you didn't have one.
1149
00:58:54,520 --> 00:58:56,329
I don't. I don't have a girlfriend.
1150
00:58:56,480 --> 00:58:58,403
No, no, no. I'm not his girlfriend.
1151
00:58:58,560 --> 00:58:59,846
Excuse me.
1152
00:59:00,400 --> 00:59:01,811
Although, we did have sex...
1153
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:03,769
...uh, yesterday.
1154
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:04,967
[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
1155
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:06,690
Are you serious? So did we.
1156
00:59:07,400 --> 00:59:09,691
- Did he get you pregnant also?
- Not that I know of.
1157
00:59:09,840 --> 00:59:13,490
You better check because, apparently,
he has very strong swimmers.
1158
00:59:13,200 --> 00:59:16,682
Okay, um, I will go to the gyno today.
1159
00:59:17,880 --> 00:59:19,450
What time did you guys have sex?
1160
00:59:19,600 --> 00:59:21,450
Like 6 a.m. Why?
1161
00:59:21,240 --> 00:59:22,526
PAULA:
Okay, so you're fine.
1162
00:59:22,680 --> 00:59:25,968
The reason why
I wanted to talk to you today...
1163
00:59:26,160 --> 00:59:28,401
This is, like, embarrassing. Um...
1164
00:59:28,560 --> 00:59:30,841
- You might need to go to the doctor too.
- MELANIE: What?
1165
00:59:31,000 --> 00:59:32,923
I really don't wanna talk about this
in front of her.
1166
00:59:33,800 --> 00:59:35,820
- Talk about what?
- Ugh.
1167
00:59:35,800 --> 00:59:38,644
Okay, I might have something.
It's probably not contagious.
1168
00:59:38,840 --> 00:59:40,888
- Ew.
- Don't get nasty with me, bitch.
1169
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:43,920
- What do you have, like herpes or something?
- Can you shut the fuck up?
1170
00:59:44,000 --> 00:59:47,322
Shh. Girls, I don't know what to say
to you at the same time...
1171
00:59:47,520 --> 00:59:50,888
Why don't you say you're sorry
for being another typical L.A. douchebag?
1172
00:59:51,400 --> 00:59:53,281
- Because I'm not.
- Well, we think you are.
1173
00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:55,608
Who runs around and uses
as many girls as he can.
1174
00:59:55,760 --> 00:59:57,524
- I don't.
- Well, we think you do.
1175
00:59:57,920 --> 01:00:01,830
- "We"?
- We used to live together, Eric.
1176
01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:03,886
We haven't spoke in a little,
but we did this morning...
1177
01:00:04,400 --> 01:00:05,610
...and somehow your name came up.
1178
01:00:08,360 --> 01:00:10,761
- So you're not really pregnant.
- No.
1179
01:00:10,960 --> 01:00:13,201
- And you don't have herpes.
- No.
1180
01:00:13,520 --> 01:00:14,601
Thank God!
1181
01:00:14,760 --> 01:00:16,250
This was pointless.
1182
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,368
No. This isn't pointless. I get the point.
1183
01:00:18,520 --> 01:00:21,569
Thank you. Well, not thank you,
but, I mean, I'm sorry.
1184
01:00:21,760 --> 01:00:23,000
What the fuck?
1185
01:00:24,520 --> 01:00:25,885
[EXHALES]
1186
01:00:27,320 --> 01:00:29,129
It's still too bleak.
1187
01:00:29,280 --> 01:00:31,726
Yes, this movie will be
an Oscar contender...
1188
01:00:31,880 --> 01:00:33,245
...but it also has
commercial appeal as well.
1189
01:00:33,640 --> 01:00:36,689
The poster needs
to let toothless guys in Texas...
1190
01:00:36,840 --> 01:00:39,320
...who snort meth
and possibly fuck their sisters...
1191
01:00:39,480 --> 01:00:42,510
...know that it's also fun
for a Saturday night.
1192
01:00:42,240 --> 01:00:44,830
If only we could see it, Ari.
1193
01:00:44,280 --> 01:00:46,931
DVDs are being made as we speak.
Everyone can see it now.
1194
01:00:47,120 --> 01:00:48,770
- DANA: You've seen it?
- Oh, yes.
1195
01:00:48,920 --> 01:00:50,400
- And it works?
- ARI: It works, Dana.
1196
01:00:50,520 --> 01:00:52,761
I saw it last night. Ha-ha-ha.
1197
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:55,440
It works so well, in fact, that tonight,
after everyone goes home...
1198
01:00:55,600 --> 01:00:59,685
...I might sneak onto the set, go into the
Hyde laboratory and masturbate into a beaker.
1199
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,842
Ari. John Ellis keeps calling.
1200
01:01:04,200 --> 01:01:06,248
- The chairman of the studio?
- I know who he is.
1201
01:01:06,400 --> 01:01:07,481
He's on the lot.
1202
01:01:07,680 --> 01:01:09,603
- John Ellis is on the lot?
- ALLEN: Yeah.
1203
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:10,807
What'd he say?
1204
01:01:13,360 --> 01:01:16,110
He said to tell you
to get your ass up to his office. Now.
1205
01:01:17,560 --> 01:01:19,130
What should I, uh, tell him?
1206
01:01:20,520 --> 01:01:24,127
You tell him to get his ass
down to my office.
1207
01:01:25,480 --> 01:01:27,500
Now!
1208
01:01:28,480 --> 01:01:30,323
Ari. Ari!
1209
01:01:30,480 --> 01:01:32,130
He said what?
1210
01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:34,650
Motherfucker.
1211
01:01:48,720 --> 01:01:50,510
Ari. Hey, buddy.
1212
01:01:50,200 --> 01:01:53,727
- Dude, what's this May 4th release date?
- I don't have any time for this.
1213
01:01:53,880 --> 01:01:56,201
- Come on, dude. Are you serious?
- I'll talk to Marketing. We'll get on it.
1214
01:01:56,360 --> 01:01:59,921
We're up against Tyler Perry, the new
Hunger Games. We'll get slaughtered.
1215
01:02:00,800 --> 01:02:02,820
You know what, I don't know you.
1216
01:02:11,200 --> 01:02:12,440
Hey, Warren.
1217
01:02:12,600 --> 01:02:15,729
- What the hell did you do to John Ellis?
- It's all good.
1218
01:02:15,880 --> 01:02:18,451
- You know how much of the studio I own?
- The whole thing.
1219
01:02:18,600 --> 01:02:20,900
Yeah, well, fix it, Ari.
1220
01:02:20,240 --> 01:02:22,208
It's done. Thank you, Warren.
1221
01:02:33,800 --> 01:02:36,167
- WOMAN: Ari! Ari!
- I can't now, Jess.
1222
01:02:36,320 --> 01:02:38,490
Are you kidding me?
1223
01:02:39,840 --> 01:02:41,649
I just got off the phone
with fucking Kives...
1224
01:02:41,800 --> 01:02:44,883
...and he said that you still haven't
greenlit my passion project.
1225
01:02:45,400 --> 01:02:47,566
- No, I know. Jess, we're going...
- What the fuck?
1226
01:02:47,720 --> 01:02:51,406
Do you think I give a shit about
zombie apocalypse? What the fuck is that?
1227
01:02:51,560 --> 01:02:53,403
I'm dealing with a
first-time director here...
1228
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:57,610
...who's more interested in Instagramming
my ass. Hashtag "Jessica Alba's ass."
1229
01:02:57,760 --> 01:02:59,364
- Well...
- Are you kidding me?
1230
01:02:59,520 --> 01:03:03,127
Look me in the face.
I'm gonna walk off this project...
1231
01:03:03,280 --> 01:03:05,601
- ...if you don't greenlight my movie.
- Done.
1232
01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,404
- Swear.
- I swear to you, it's done.
1233
01:03:07,560 --> 01:03:08,641
- Swear.
- It's done.
1234
01:03:08,840 --> 01:03:10,251
- On your mom.
- Yeah, on my mom.
1235
01:03:33,240 --> 01:03:34,810
ELLIS:
Are you out of your fucking mind?
1236
01:03:34,960 --> 01:03:37,611
- Relax, John. Your heart.
- I don't have a heart problem.
1237
01:03:37,760 --> 01:03:39,728
No, but you're old. Heh.
1238
01:03:39,880 --> 01:03:41,410
You think this is funny?
1239
01:03:41,200 --> 01:03:43,123
You told me when I took this job
that I wouldn't have to answer to McCredle.
1240
01:03:43,280 --> 01:03:46,204
I didn't know you would
go over budget on your first shot.
1241
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:49,450
It doesn't matter what a movie costs.
Only what it makes.
1242
01:03:49,200 --> 01:03:52,568
- This one is going to make...
- Ari, I put my reputation on the line...
1243
01:03:52,760 --> 01:03:53,921
...to get you this job.
1244
01:03:54,800 --> 01:03:55,764
No, you begged me to take this job.
1245
01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:57,843
Actually, you begged me
to take your job.
1246
01:03:58,000 --> 01:04:01,641
And then you took your offer back and
told me that you were going to groom me.
1247
01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:05,890
- For one year.
- And this is your idea of grooming?
1248
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:07,288
This is the new world. We're all in it.
1249
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:08,566
We minimize our risk.
1250
01:04:08,720 --> 01:04:13,440
And maximize our position as pussies
by kowtowing to cowtippers?
1251
01:04:13,240 --> 01:04:17,848
I told you, with this movie, I didn't want
any of their fucking farm money.
1252
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,420
- I didn't need it.
- The board disagreed.
1253
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:22,165
And so did I.
1254
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:25,164
About how much you spent
and about how you made it.
1255
01:04:26,480 --> 01:04:27,811
So this is all about Vince.
1256
01:04:27,960 --> 01:04:31,601
Nobody thought he had any business directing
this film. You bullied it through.
1257
01:04:31,800 --> 01:04:34,280
That's why you wanted me
to succeed you.
1258
01:04:34,440 --> 01:04:36,761
- I bully everything through.
- See it any way you like.
1259
01:04:37,200 --> 01:04:40,100
I'm taking you off this movie.
Dana Gordon is in charge now.
1260
01:04:40,160 --> 01:04:42,970
We made a great movie
that this idiot is trying to fuck up.
1261
01:04:43,120 --> 01:04:47,910
This idiot's father owns half
the fucking negative, and you know it.
1262
01:04:47,240 --> 01:04:49,641
He can toss it in the garbage
if he decides to.
1263
01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:52,121
- You have the...
- Dana has this covered.
1264
01:04:52,320 --> 01:04:53,890
You stay the fuck out of it.
1265
01:04:54,400 --> 01:04:55,530
Hey, John. You can't do this.
1266
01:04:55,680 --> 01:04:57,648
Ari, I just did.
1267
01:05:00,920 --> 01:05:03,491
Yo, E, what the fuck?
I've been calling you for two hours.
1268
01:05:03,640 --> 01:05:07,800
Sorry, my phone's dead. You cannot
imagine what I've been dealing with.
1269
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:10,289
- These girls here are crazy.
- I'm never touching another one again.
1270
01:05:10,440 --> 01:05:12,807
Why, because of this
or because no one'll let you?
1271
01:05:12,960 --> 01:05:14,371
Guys, you know I love you all,
but right now...
1272
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:16,204
...I don't give a fuck
about what you're talking about.
1273
01:05:16,360 --> 01:05:20,888
We got a real problem with this Travis guy, and
I need my manager-producer back now, okay?
1274
01:05:21,400 --> 01:05:22,246
Okay.
1275
01:05:22,400 --> 01:05:25,244
Did Ari tell you why he's not gonna
release the money?
1276
01:05:25,440 --> 01:05:27,602
- He didn't like the movie?
- What didn't he like?
1277
01:05:28,360 --> 01:05:29,566
Is it me?
1278
01:05:31,760 --> 01:05:34,969
Please, for the love of God,
tell me it's not me he didn't like.
1279
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:37,521
What kind of a sick,
narcissistic fuck are you?
1280
01:05:37,680 --> 01:05:41,127
- Not everything in the world is about you.
- ERIC: Seriously, Drama.
1281
01:05:45,720 --> 01:05:46,846
Just cut me out, bro.
1282
01:05:47,400 --> 01:05:48,121
Johnny, stop.
1283
01:05:48,280 --> 01:05:49,361
DRAMA:
No, I get it.
1284
01:05:49,520 --> 01:05:50,601
Just cut me.
1285
01:05:50,800 --> 01:05:52,564
The good life wasn't meant for me.
1286
01:05:52,760 --> 01:05:56,526
I was given the gift of delusional confidence,
but not any real talent.
1287
01:05:56,720 --> 01:05:58,563
Will you shut up and put that shit down?
1288
01:05:58,760 --> 01:06:02,685
- You should be drinking my tequila anyway.
- Real men drink whiskey, Turtle.
1289
01:06:11,400 --> 01:06:12,371
DRAMA:
Vince.
1290
01:06:15,400 --> 01:06:17,884
I don't want you to fuck up your movie
because of me, bro.
1291
01:06:18,400 --> 01:06:20,407
You're worth more to the
universe than I am.
1292
01:06:20,560 --> 01:06:22,500
And I'm finally okay with that.
1293
01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:24,171
Johnny.
1294
01:06:24,320 --> 01:06:26,846
This movie is what it is
because of you...
1295
01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:28,201
...and because of E...
1296
01:06:28,360 --> 01:06:30,931
...and even Turtle.
Because we do things we love.
1297
01:06:31,800 --> 01:06:34,482
Not things some rich prick, whose daddy
gives him everything, tells us to.
1298
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:37,406
You're really good in this movie.
Tell him, guys.
1299
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,971
I didn't even think you could act
until I saw this.
1300
01:06:42,000 --> 01:06:43,161
Thanks.
1301
01:06:43,320 --> 01:06:44,890
Don't worry, we'll handle it.
1302
01:06:45,400 --> 01:06:48,487
If it doesn't work out, we can always
move back to Queens with Ma, right?
1303
01:06:49,400 --> 01:06:50,769
I don't wanna go back to Queens, bro!
1304
01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:52,160
I'll handle it.
1305
01:06:52,360 --> 01:06:54,601
I like the weather out here too much.
1306
01:06:56,680 --> 01:06:59,470
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
1307
01:07:00,920 --> 01:07:02,570
- Hello?
- RANDY [OVER PHONE]:
Guess what?
1308
01:07:02,720 --> 01:07:05,769
I know who you are:
Tarvold from
Viking Quest.
1309
01:07:05,920 --> 01:07:07,570
And I'm gonna fucking kill you!
1310
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:09,529
Hey, Pal, guess what?
1311
01:07:10,000 --> 01:07:11,411
I'm already dead.
1312
01:07:12,960 --> 01:07:14,883
So fucking bring it!
1313
01:07:18,640 --> 01:07:20,722
Hey! There he is.
1314
01:07:20,880 --> 01:07:22,962
- Travis. Thanks for making the time.
- No, thank you for coming to me.
1315
01:07:23,120 --> 01:07:24,960
- How are you?
- You're sitting in on this too?
1316
01:07:25,920 --> 01:07:27,410
Uh, yeah.
1317
01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:29,450
Okay. Look.
1318
01:07:29,200 --> 01:07:31,521
I'm real sorry about earlier, Vince.
1319
01:07:32,160 --> 01:07:36,643
- But that Ari just wouldn't let me be heard.
- Probably just being protective. He's like that.
1320
01:07:36,800 --> 01:07:39,883
Well, I'm just being protective
of my money. I'm like that.
1321
01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:41,644
- We understand that.
- I'm sorry.
1322
01:07:41,800 --> 01:07:44,201
I know we met before,
but what is your involvement in this again?
1323
01:07:44,360 --> 01:07:46,681
- I'm the producer of the movie.
- And my manager.
1324
01:07:46,840 --> 01:07:48,100
Oh, yeah!
1325
01:07:48,160 --> 01:07:52,510
Uh, you were the guy on
Piers Morgan,
spinning pizza dough, right?
1326
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:54,931
Vince, you take care of more people
than Red Cross, huh?
1327
01:07:55,800 --> 01:07:57,820
I like to think they take care of me.
1328
01:07:57,240 --> 01:07:59,527
It's probably best
to think of it that way, yeah.
1329
01:07:59,720 --> 01:08:02,451
Uh, so listen, I'd love to hear
your thoughts on the movie.
1330
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,961
- I know you have some issues with my brother.
- Yeah.
1331
01:08:05,120 --> 01:08:06,610
- He's not good.
- VINCE: Well...
1332
01:08:06,760 --> 01:08:10,367
- Yeah, I disagree.
- It's probably because you're too close to it.
1333
01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,245
You can't see it clearly
because he's your brother.
1334
01:08:13,440 --> 01:08:15,440
As an artist, I'm pretty unbiased.
1335
01:08:15,200 --> 01:08:18,966
Maybe there's a bigger issue that's
making you not like his character, Travis.
1336
01:08:19,120 --> 01:08:21,964
He's pretty pivotal in the movie,
including the final scene.
1337
01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:24,248
I don't understand
how you could cut him out.
1338
01:08:24,400 --> 01:08:26,846
Yeah, I think that bigger issue thing
makes sense.
1339
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:29,731
Oh. Did you have other problems
with the movie?
1340
01:08:29,880 --> 01:08:33,282
- Yeah, I did. I gave Ari a whole list.
- Maybe you could be more specific.
1341
01:08:33,800 --> 01:08:36,565
You're putting me
in an awkward position here, Vince...
1342
01:08:36,720 --> 01:08:39,530
...because not only are you the director,
you're the star.
1343
01:08:39,680 --> 01:08:41,921
It's okay.
I won't take anything personally.
1344
01:08:42,800 --> 01:08:44,811
With a movie, there are so many parts
that have to come together.
1345
01:08:44,960 --> 01:08:47,800
So tell me, what exactly didn't you like?
1346
01:08:47,160 --> 01:08:49,830
Well, okay.
1347
01:08:49,680 --> 01:08:51,250
Aside from your brother...
1348
01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:52,481
...I didn't like you.
1349
01:08:55,160 --> 01:08:59,370
Understand, this is really strange for me, Vince,
because I really am a big fan of yours.
1350
01:08:59,520 --> 01:09:03,764
I'm probably the only person in the whole world
who liked that
Medellin thing that you did.
1351
01:09:03,920 --> 01:09:07,766
But, with this, you know, it's like
you were trying to do this kooky thing...
1352
01:09:07,920 --> 01:09:10,810
...like Johnny Depp did
in
Pirates of the Caribbean.
1353
01:09:11,000 --> 01:09:13,606
Now, what he did, he went out on a limb.
1354
01:09:13,760 --> 01:09:16,650
And it could've been stupid,
but, God, it worked.
1355
01:09:17,000 --> 01:09:18,729
What you did here, though...
1356
01:09:19,200 --> 01:09:20,281
...it just didn't.
1357
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:22,442
Maybe that's because you directed it...
1358
01:09:22,600 --> 01:09:25,460
...and all you had was your buddy
looking over your shoulder.
1359
01:09:25,200 --> 01:09:27,282
You don't have anyone
who can come in and say:
1360
01:09:27,440 --> 01:09:30,410
"Hey, this is getting kinda fucked up
and goofy."
1361
01:09:30,600 --> 01:09:32,204
But it most certainly was.
1362
01:09:34,000 --> 01:09:36,480
You should've punched him
right in the fucking face.
1363
01:09:36,640 --> 01:09:40,400
- Oh, believe me, I thought about it.
- Maybe we are too close to it. Maybe I do suck.
1364
01:09:40,160 --> 01:09:42,561
- TURTLE: Pfft.
- You know what, bro?
1365
01:09:42,720 --> 01:09:45,803
If you do, at least we suck together.
1366
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:53,847
- It's good, right, baby?
- MELISSA: Yes, Ari.
1367
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:56,682
- You like it?
- Yes.
1368
01:09:56,840 --> 01:09:58,649
- But do you love it?
- I love it.
1369
01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:01,168
- You wouldn't lie to me, would you?
- No.
1370
01:10:01,680 --> 01:10:02,806
- Then say it again.
- I love it, Ari.
1371
01:10:02,960 --> 01:10:04,410
- Say it again, honey.
- I love it!
1372
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,407
It's the best movie Vince has ever done!
1373
01:10:06,560 --> 01:10:07,641
Now can we finish?
1374
01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,401
The meds are still in me, baby.
I'm not sure I can.
1375
01:10:10,600 --> 01:10:14,810
Then get off because I was done,
like, 20 minutes ago.
1376
01:10:16,240 --> 01:10:17,526
I'm sorry.
1377
01:10:17,680 --> 01:10:19,728
It's this kid. He's killing me.
1378
01:10:19,880 --> 01:10:22,167
I know I haven't been great
to you lately, baby.
1379
01:10:22,360 --> 01:10:26,445
You know that I didn't come back for the money.
I came back to leave a legacy.
1380
01:10:26,880 --> 01:10:28,689
To make my family proud.
1381
01:10:29,400 --> 01:10:33,443
And I wanna go out on my own terms.
And this kid is trying to hobble me.
1382
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,204
Like Tonya Harding.
1383
01:10:35,800 --> 01:10:38,870
And I can't have it because he's wrong.
1384
01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:40,971
Drama sucking,
I could've maybe bought that.
1385
01:10:41,120 --> 01:10:42,201
But Vince?
1386
01:10:42,360 --> 01:10:45,284
No. I'm a million percent sure
he is wrong.
1387
01:10:46,480 --> 01:10:48,482
It's just his opinion.
1388
01:10:48,680 --> 01:10:50,489
What can you do?
1389
01:11:00,320 --> 01:11:01,560
ARI:
Thanks, Hector. I won't be long.
1390
01:11:01,720 --> 01:11:03,961
- What, Ari, no suit?
- Not tonight, DV.
1391
01:11:16,480 --> 01:11:18,500
Who told you where I was staying?
1392
01:11:18,960 --> 01:11:20,485
My office booked your room for you.
1393
01:11:20,640 --> 01:11:21,971
- Can I come in?
- No.
1394
01:11:22,120 --> 01:11:24,880
You haven't returned any of my calls.
1395
01:11:24,240 --> 01:11:26,322
- Ari, I have people here.
- I don't mind.
1396
01:11:26,480 --> 01:11:28,289
Oh. Sorry about that.
1397
01:11:28,440 --> 01:11:31,205
Didn't realize you were
in the middle of a work session.
1398
01:11:31,360 --> 01:11:35,410
Maybe I should call security and have your
ass dragged out. How would you like that?
1399
01:11:35,600 --> 01:11:39,241
I am sorry about that, but we do have
what are known as protocols.
1400
01:11:39,440 --> 01:11:42,125
- Even in this lawless town.
- My father wants to shoot you.
1401
01:11:42,280 --> 01:11:44,203
We could have
a Mexican standoff, then.
1402
01:11:44,400 --> 01:11:48,121
Because after looking at your long list
of proposed changes to my movie...
1403
01:11:48,320 --> 01:11:52,848
...I wanna shoot myself because
they don't make any fucking sense.
1404
01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,331
I agree.
1405
01:11:54,840 --> 01:11:57,286
- With what?
- I'm grasping at straws here, Ari.
1406
01:11:57,440 --> 01:11:59,169
I don't know how to fix my problems.
1407
01:11:59,320 --> 01:12:01,527
- Vincent Chase's great in this movie.
- Bullshit.
1408
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:05,685
He sucks. His too-pretty face ruins
the fucking thing. It's distracting.
1409
01:12:05,880 --> 01:12:08,611
How the hell are you gonna fix
his face with editing?
1410
01:12:08,800 --> 01:12:10,484
I guess I'm not.
1411
01:12:10,640 --> 01:12:12,608
Which is why I told my father
we should bite the bullet...
1412
01:12:12,800 --> 01:12:14,370
...put some more money into it...
1413
01:12:14,520 --> 01:12:17,490
...and reshoot it with new actors
and a different director.
1414
01:12:17,680 --> 01:12:20,923
Reshoot? Do you have any idea
what that'll cost?
1415
01:12:21,800 --> 01:12:22,889
That's your job to figure out.
1416
01:12:23,400 --> 01:12:26,890
But I'll bet that there's a cheap way
to do it digitally.
1417
01:12:26,480 --> 01:12:29,600
Hell, I saw Tupac Shakur
in concert last year.
1418
01:12:29,160 --> 01:12:31,640
That guy's been dead 20 years.
1419
01:12:32,800 --> 01:12:34,848
You had no problem with Vince at the party.
1420
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,570
A fan, even.
1421
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:38,563
Did something happen?
1422
01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:41,288
I don't know what you're talking about.
1423
01:12:42,560 --> 01:12:45,962
- What happened?
- I don't know what you're talking about, Ari.
1424
01:12:46,120 --> 01:12:49,440
But if you don't leave right now,
I really will call security.
1425
01:12:51,880 --> 01:12:54,247
This guy's really gonna screw up
$100 million movie...
1426
01:12:54,400 --> 01:12:57,850
- ...because of a personal problem?
- That's what Ari says.
1427
01:12:57,240 --> 01:13:00,449
- Says he wants to replace me with a hologram.
- Can they even do that?
1428
01:13:00,640 --> 01:13:03,700
I was replaced
with a digital character once.
1429
01:13:03,160 --> 01:13:04,889
But that was before filming began.
1430
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:07,447
What could I possibly
have done to this guy?
1431
01:13:07,600 --> 01:13:11,286
Did you shake hands when you met him?
Southerners, real particular about manners.
1432
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:12,885
I think so.
1433
01:13:13,400 --> 01:13:15,168
Oh, boy. Armie Hammer, 12 o'clock.
1434
01:13:15,520 --> 01:13:16,601
Oh, good God.
1435
01:13:16,760 --> 01:13:19,684
Yo, Vinnie Chase. The DJ from hell.
1436
01:13:19,840 --> 01:13:22,470
- What's up, Armie?
- What's up?
1437
01:13:22,800 --> 01:13:27,249
- You know that I was dating Emily, right?
- Emily? I thought you guys broke up.
1438
01:13:27,400 --> 01:13:29,289
I don't see how that fucking matters.
1439
01:13:30,160 --> 01:13:32,322
No, this isn't the time or the place.
1440
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,920
But just know that I will enjoy
sneaking up behind you...
1441
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,800
...and snatching the
fucking life out of you.
1442
01:13:38,200 --> 01:13:40,567
You know what I'm talking about,
right, Drama?
1443
01:13:41,760 --> 01:13:43,489
You guys enjoy your salads.
1444
01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:48,486
- That was awkward.
- He's a lot bigger than I thought.
1445
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:50,722
Why didn't you just tell him
it wasn't true?
1446
01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:52,291
Because it is true.
1447
01:13:52,440 --> 01:13:55,410
- Really. Since when?
- Since after the screening.
1448
01:13:55,800 --> 01:13:59,282
I went over there later, after she was
done watching the movie with Travis.
1449
01:14:01,840 --> 01:14:03,100
What?
1450
01:14:03,480 --> 01:14:06,324
A girl? This whole thing
is over a fucking girl?
1451
01:14:06,480 --> 01:14:07,686
You guys are being crazy.
1452
01:14:07,880 --> 01:14:09,689
I can't believe you were with Emily
and you didn't tell us.
1453
01:14:09,880 --> 01:14:10,881
Why would I tell you?
1454
01:14:11,400 --> 01:14:12,929
Because most of the fun
of being with a girl that hot...
1455
01:14:13,800 --> 01:14:16,448
- ...is that you get to tell your friends about it.
- Turtle, I think we define "fun" differently.
1456
01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:18,762
- I can't believe this.
- Believe what?
1457
01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:20,922
There's no way Travis
could know about this.
1458
01:14:21,800 --> 01:14:22,491
- No way.
- Why not?
1459
01:14:22,680 --> 01:14:25,411
He probably waited outside of her house
after she got rid of him.
1460
01:14:25,600 --> 01:14:27,921
We're the only ones dumb enough
to not realize you'd go over there.
1461
01:14:28,800 --> 01:14:30,300
Come on. That's ridiculous.
1462
01:14:32,160 --> 01:14:35,721
- Think he drives a yellow Lamborghini?
- I know it. He had it on the lot. Why?
1463
01:14:37,120 --> 01:14:40,522
Jesus fuck.
You couldn't just hold off one night?
1464
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:44,571
- We're a year into this thing.
- Seriously, Vin. This will set up our next 20.
1465
01:14:44,920 --> 01:14:47,161
- And give me a life.
- I hope she was worth it.
1466
01:14:47,320 --> 01:14:50,290
You really saying I should've kept away
from her because of him?
1467
01:14:50,440 --> 01:14:52,283
I mean, is that who we are?
1468
01:14:54,560 --> 01:14:56,449
- I would've banged her.
- Yeah, me too.
1469
01:14:56,600 --> 01:14:59,126
- Wife might even give me a pass for her.
- Ha-ha-ha.
1470
01:14:59,280 --> 01:15:01,900
- Fuck him.
- No, seriously. Fuck him.
1471
01:15:01,160 --> 01:15:03,447
We don't need him.
I'll put up the eight million.
1472
01:15:03,640 --> 01:15:05,847
How much fucking money
did this guy make?
1473
01:15:06,000 --> 01:15:09,288
Vin, I'm serious. Not just because I love you.
I love this movie.
1474
01:15:09,480 --> 01:15:11,244
I appreciate it, Turtle,
but I can't let you do that.
1475
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,329
- I'll put up the money.
- I'll split it.
1476
01:15:13,480 --> 01:15:15,323
- VINCE: Thank you.
- I'm strapped, bro.
1477
01:15:16,000 --> 01:15:19,209
All the love in this room is really
fucking touching, but you can't.
1478
01:15:19,360 --> 01:15:21,328
It's McCredle's movie.
He doesn't need or want your money.
1479
01:15:21,480 --> 01:15:24,860
- So that's it?
- No. I will handle this, as usual.
1480
01:15:24,240 --> 01:15:26,163
- How?
- Don't worry, Carrot Bottom.
1481
01:15:26,320 --> 01:15:27,606
I got ideas. Later.
1482
01:15:28,000 --> 01:15:29,604
ERIC: Later.
VINCE: Later.
1483
01:15:30,480 --> 01:15:32,164
I can't believe there's nothing we can do.
1484
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:35,210
I got an audition at 3.
Who wants to run lines with me?
1485
01:15:35,360 --> 01:15:36,885
- No way.
- Not a chance.
1486
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:38,870
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
1487
01:15:38,240 --> 01:15:40,481
- Ronda finally answered my text.
- What'd she say?
1488
01:15:40,680 --> 01:15:44,685
She said, "If you want to apologize,
do it in person like a man."
1489
01:15:44,840 --> 01:15:46,365
You guys wanna come with?
1490
01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:48,500
- Sure.
- Sure.
1491
01:15:49,280 --> 01:15:52,602
WOMAN [OVER SPEAKERS]:
You are the master of your universe...
1492
01:15:52,760 --> 01:15:55,969
- ...if you control your own physical universe.
- Om.
1493
01:15:56,120 --> 01:15:59,567
I will solve this problem.
1494
01:15:59,720 --> 01:16:00,846
[GONG SOUNDS]
1495
01:16:01,000 --> 01:16:03,731
Calmness and control of breath...
1496
01:16:04,320 --> 01:16:06,322
- ...are keys to success.
- Om.
1497
01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:10,246
I will figure this out.
1498
01:16:11,560 --> 01:16:13,927
Put fear to the side...
1499
01:16:14,800 --> 01:16:17,721
- ...for fear will conquer you.
- Om.
1500
01:16:17,920 --> 01:16:22,482
I will let no man see the darkness
inside of me.
1501
01:16:22,680 --> 01:16:24,450
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
1502
01:16:24,200 --> 01:16:25,486
Om.
1503
01:16:25,680 --> 01:16:30,720
I will learn how to stop this fucking phone
from overtaking my fucking calming CD!
1504
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,121
- What?
- About the wedding, Ari.
1505
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:34,964
Lloyd, I've got bigger problems...
1506
01:16:35,120 --> 01:16:38,283
...than who's gonna give you away
at your big fat gay wedding.
1507
01:16:38,440 --> 01:16:39,601
Call your boys at Grindr.
1508
01:16:39,760 --> 01:16:41,603
- I'm sure there's an app for that.
- Listen, Ari...
1509
01:16:41,760 --> 01:16:44,240
...I just got finished talking
to a classroom of 8th graders...
1510
01:16:44,280 --> 01:16:46,521
...about the future
of the agenting business.
1511
01:16:46,680 --> 01:16:50,844
And as I looked at their little faces, it hit me.
My father is not coming to my wedding.
1512
01:16:51,400 --> 01:16:52,485
That is not my problem, Lloyd.
1513
01:16:52,640 --> 01:16:54,927
- Do you know why he's not coming?
- I don't care.
1514
01:16:55,800 --> 01:16:58,400
It's because he hasn't spoken to me
since I came out.
1515
01:16:58,160 --> 01:17:01,562
He didn't know before that? Who is he,
the guy from
The Crying Game?
1516
01:17:01,760 --> 01:17:05,890
- You're the closest thing I have to a father now.
- Lloyd! I can't deal with this.
1517
01:17:06,400 --> 01:17:08,964
Not while I'm trying to figure out
how to save this movie...
1518
01:17:09,120 --> 01:17:12,169
...which is the most important investment
I have ever made.
1519
01:17:12,320 --> 01:17:14,971
You invest in people, Ari, not product.
1520
01:17:15,120 --> 01:17:17,600
That's why I have succeeded,
and that's why you will.
1521
01:17:17,760 --> 01:17:19,330
- Oh, and Ari?
- What?
1522
01:17:19,480 --> 01:17:20,720
I love you.
1523
01:17:26,000 --> 01:17:28,526
Fuck! Fuck!
1524
01:17:28,680 --> 01:17:30,205
Fuck, fuck, fuck!
1525
01:17:30,360 --> 01:17:31,930
Fuck!
1526
01:17:38,440 --> 01:17:41,110
Still time to leave.
I don't think she saw you yet.
1527
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:44,410
Oops.
1528
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:45,686
Too late.
1529
01:17:47,400 --> 01:17:48,485
Hey, Ronda.
1530
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:52,522
Hey, Turtle. What, do you bring
your backup dancers everywhere?
1531
01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:54,526
Sorry, Vince.
1532
01:17:55,280 --> 01:17:58,409
- You said if I wanted to apologize...
- What is there to apologize about?
1533
01:17:58,560 --> 01:18:01,769
- I didn't want you to have the wrong idea.
- What was the right idea?
1534
01:18:01,920 --> 01:18:03,100
I wanted...
1535
01:18:03,160 --> 01:18:06,846
- Yeah, I want to take you out.
- So then why this talk about us doing business?
1536
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:10,925
Because this guy got in my head, telling me
there's no way you'd be interested in me.
1537
01:18:11,120 --> 01:18:15,444
Not very manly to let another guy
influence what you do with a lady, bro.
1538
01:18:15,600 --> 01:18:16,840
Especially this guy.
1539
01:18:17,240 --> 01:18:20,244
VINCE: Listen, Ronda. Turtle's shy
and he really likes you.
1540
01:18:20,400 --> 01:18:22,840
He could care less about business.
1541
01:18:22,240 --> 01:18:25,642
- Everyone in this town has an angle.
- I don't. I really, really don't.
1542
01:18:25,840 --> 01:18:28,810
Let me prove it. What do you wanna do?
You wanna take me in the ring?
1543
01:18:28,960 --> 01:18:31,406
- I'll let you beat me up for a round.
- Let me?
1544
01:18:31,600 --> 01:18:34,683
Heh-heh. You know, he does box
and do some cardio.
1545
01:18:35,560 --> 01:18:37,210
I meant, like, I won't fight back.
1546
01:18:37,360 --> 01:18:40,489
You couldn't last 30 seconds with me
if your life depended on it.
1547
01:18:41,200 --> 01:18:43,885
- I could really hurt you.
- I last 30 seconds...
1548
01:18:44,400 --> 01:18:47,442
- ...you let me take you on a date.
- Last 60 and I'll let you fuck me.
1549
01:18:48,360 --> 01:18:49,930
[DRAMA CHUCKLES]
1550
01:18:52,400 --> 01:18:53,925
- How much time?
- Three seconds!
1551
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:56,900
- What do I do? What do I do?
- Something!
1552
01:18:56,160 --> 01:18:57,366
- Anything!
- Pray!
1553
01:18:58,400 --> 01:19:00,482
- She's got the armbar!
- That's not good!
1554
01:19:00,640 --> 01:19:01,880
- Tap out, Turtle!
- Time?
1555
01:19:02,400 --> 01:19:03,280
Fifteen seconds!
1556
01:19:03,440 --> 01:19:04,805
Tap or I'll break it.
1557
01:19:04,960 --> 01:19:06,962
- How much time?
- Ten seconds!
1558
01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:08,849
- Do you think I'm bluffing?
- Tap out!
1559
01:19:09,000 --> 01:19:10,650
- You won't do it!
- It isn't worth it, Turtle.
1560
01:19:10,800 --> 01:19:12,768
- Don't tap out!
- Ronda, I don't quit.
1561
01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:15,480
- I just wanted to take you to dinner!
- Fine!
1562
01:19:15,880 --> 01:19:18,611
ALL: Oh!
TURTLE: Aagh!
1563
01:19:19,960 --> 01:19:21,410
[ALL GROAN]
1564
01:19:21,200 --> 01:19:22,611
[PHONE RINGS]
1565
01:19:24,200 --> 01:19:25,486
Larsen McCredle's office.
1566
01:19:25,840 --> 01:19:30,323
- It's Ari Gold again.
- Mr. Gold, I have told you 20 times already...
1567
01:19:30,480 --> 01:19:32,801
...Mr. McCredle is unavailable
to speak with you.
1568
01:19:32,960 --> 01:19:34,883
And I told you 20 times
I need to speak with him.
1569
01:19:35,800 --> 01:19:36,650
- Where's Dana?
- Meeting.
1570
01:19:36,800 --> 01:19:40,430
Try him again and tell him
it's an emergency regarding his son.
1571
01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:41,531
Everything okay with Travis?
1572
01:19:41,680 --> 01:19:43,364
- Have you seen the movie Taken?
- Yes.
1573
01:19:43,520 --> 01:19:45,568
Think of me
as the Liam Neeson character...
1574
01:19:45,720 --> 01:19:48,644
...and Mr. McCredle as my target
if I don't hear back from him.
1575
01:19:48,840 --> 01:19:50,808
- Have you heard back from Dana?
- She's still in that meeting.
1576
01:19:50,960 --> 01:19:53,420
- What meeting?
- Laura didn't know.
1577
01:19:53,200 --> 01:19:56,682
- Have you tried John Ellis again?
- Yes. Apparently he's in the same meeting.
1578
01:19:56,840 --> 01:19:58,490
Think the Texas money guy's in town.
1579
01:19:59,640 --> 01:20:02,644
And you don't think this is information
that I could've used?
1580
01:20:02,800 --> 01:20:03,847
Where is this meeting?
1581
01:20:04,000 --> 01:20:06,207
I'm not supposed to say.
I can call Dana.
1582
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:10,610
- Where's the fucking meeting?
- John's house in Santa Barbara.
1583
01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:12,808
- Should I tell them you're coming?
- Nope!
1584
01:20:13,280 --> 01:20:16,489
Tell them to build
a big fucking bomb shelter.
1585
01:20:17,600 --> 01:20:19,648
No, I didn't study these dance moves.
1586
01:20:19,800 --> 01:20:21,404
I was born with them.
1587
01:20:21,560 --> 01:20:24,245
No, I didn't study these dance moves.
1588
01:20:24,400 --> 01:20:26,562
Ah...
1589
01:20:26,720 --> 01:20:28,370
- Euripides. Euripides.
- Uh...
1590
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:30,363
Can you do that to yourself, please?
1591
01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:32,488
It's my process, asshole.
1592
01:20:32,680 --> 01:20:34,409
- Euripides. Aeschylus.
- Douchebag.
1593
01:20:34,560 --> 01:20:37,643
Lemona, lumina, lino...
Lemona, luminum, linoleum.
1594
01:20:37,800 --> 01:20:39,131
Yeah, hey, Morn.
1595
01:20:39,280 --> 01:20:43,524
No, I'm just on this lame audition
with a bunch of shitheads. Yeah.
1596
01:20:43,680 --> 01:20:45,450
- Johnny Chase?
- DRAMA: Yeah.
1597
01:20:45,200 --> 01:20:46,406
WOMAN:
You're next.
1598
01:20:46,560 --> 01:20:48,767
Oh. Don't fuck this up, Drama.
1599
01:20:48,920 --> 01:20:50,604
- Fuck you.
- We know you will.
1600
01:20:50,760 --> 01:20:52,489
- Jimmy Chase is next.
- DRAMA: Hey.
1601
01:20:53,000 --> 01:20:55,765
- Hey, Richard. I didn't know you were doing this.
- Yeah.
1602
01:20:56,120 --> 01:20:57,770
That's great. Now I'm excited.
1603
01:20:57,920 --> 01:21:00,571
Aw, thanks.
Well, thanks for coming in, Jimmy.
1604
01:21:01,800 --> 01:21:03,848
- "Jimmy"?
- No?
1605
01:21:04,400 --> 01:21:07,408
- No. Johnny.
- Oh. That's my fault.
1606
01:21:07,560 --> 01:21:10,211
I'm so sorry. It's "Johnny."
I told him "Jimmy."
1607
01:21:10,360 --> 01:21:12,647
RICHARD: There was a Jimmy in earlier.
I think that's it.
1608
01:21:12,840 --> 01:21:15,491
[WHISPERING]
He's Vinnie Chase's brother.
1609
01:21:15,680 --> 01:21:17,523
I know. Yeah.
1610
01:21:17,720 --> 01:21:19,848
You're Vinnie Chase's brother?
1611
01:21:20,000 --> 01:21:21,331
- Yeah.
- RICHARD: Wow.
1612
01:21:21,520 --> 01:21:24,842
- You look nothing like him.
- [IN NORMAL VOICE] Not even a little.
1613
01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:26,286
You know, we've met before.
1614
01:21:26,480 --> 01:21:28,801
- We have?
- Yeah.
West Wing.
1615
01:21:28,960 --> 01:21:31,964
- Did you do an episode?
- No, I got cast in the pilot.
1616
01:21:32,720 --> 01:21:34,688
And then replaced after the table read.
1617
01:21:34,840 --> 01:21:38,208
- Huh. Well, you missed a pretty good run.
- Heh.
1618
01:21:39,800 --> 01:21:41,686
Uh, any notes before I get started?
1619
01:21:41,840 --> 01:21:43,683
RICHARD:
Nope. No notes, Johnny.
1620
01:21:44,760 --> 01:21:47,470
Whenever you're ready,
Sarah will read with you.
1621
01:21:48,120 --> 01:21:49,645
[GRUNTS]
1622
01:21:50,240 --> 01:21:51,480
Okay.
1623
01:21:51,640 --> 01:21:53,768
- Did you go to school for dance?
- Oh, my God.
1624
01:21:54,560 --> 01:21:56,483
- What?
- I'm sorry. Nothing.
1625
01:21:56,680 --> 01:21:58,489
- Just keep going.
- What?
1626
01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:01,482
SARAH:
Did you go to school for dance?
1627
01:22:01,680 --> 01:22:04,286
No, I didn't study these dance moves.
1628
01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:06,209
I was born with them.
1629
01:22:06,360 --> 01:22:08,169
- Oh, my God!
- What?
1630
01:22:08,360 --> 01:22:10,488
Sorry, Johnny.
We're getting all this on tape.
1631
01:22:10,640 --> 01:22:12,608
It's great,
just keep reading with Sarah.
1632
01:22:12,760 --> 01:22:16,367
- Sarah, keep going with the...
- Would you describe yourself as flexible?
1633
01:22:16,520 --> 01:22:18,727
Well, I guess you could say
I am pretty limber.
1634
01:22:18,880 --> 01:22:20,484
Jesus Christ!
1635
01:22:20,640 --> 01:22:21,721
Are you guys joking?
1636
01:22:21,880 --> 01:22:24,121
- I'm trying to act here.
- RICHARD: Ha-ha-ha.
1637
01:22:24,280 --> 01:22:26,408
What the fuck are you looking at?
1638
01:22:26,560 --> 01:22:28,688
We're looking at you, Johnny.
1639
01:22:28,880 --> 01:22:30,530
We're looking at you.
1640
01:22:30,680 --> 01:22:33,810
Are you familiar
with the penal code in this county?
1641
01:22:33,240 --> 01:22:35,925
Here's the good news:
I won't ever forget you again.
1642
01:22:36,800 --> 01:22:37,844
ANNOUNCER:
TMZ presents:
1643
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:40,970
Raw Emotion with Johnny Chase.
1644
01:22:41,120 --> 01:22:43,407
Oh, yeah. Oh...
1645
01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:48,811
We got a sex tape
from a huge star...'s brother.
1646
01:22:48,960 --> 01:22:50,246
[ALL LAUGHING]
1647
01:22:50,440 --> 01:22:51,521
Oh, you like that?
1648
01:22:51,680 --> 01:22:54,445
MAN:
He was video chatting with this girl,
it turned into sex...
1649
01:22:54,600 --> 01:22:58,127
- ...her boyfriend posted it to Revenge Girlfriends.
- ANNOUNCER: And cut to the Chase!
1650
01:22:58,320 --> 01:23:00,971
[MOANING]
1651
01:23:03,120 --> 01:23:05,487
Oh, my fucking God.
1652
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:08,840
Oh, good merciful God.
1653
01:23:08,960 --> 01:23:11,420
Oh, my God.
1654
01:23:13,440 --> 01:23:15,807
- Oh, God.
- DRAMA:
That's what I'm talking about.
1655
01:23:15,960 --> 01:23:18,800
Oh, my God. I know this fucking kid.
1656
01:23:19,160 --> 01:23:20,889
Oh, my God.
1657
01:23:22,880 --> 01:23:24,484
Oh, my God.
1658
01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,161
Oh, my God!
1659
01:23:26,800 --> 01:23:28,600
[HORN HONKING]
1660
01:23:29,560 --> 01:23:32,400
- Over here, Johnny!
- What the fuck you looking at?
1661
01:23:32,440 --> 01:23:34,920
How about I shove
that camera up your ass, huh?
1662
01:23:35,800 --> 01:23:36,650
What are you looking at?
1663
01:23:36,800 --> 01:23:38,840
Stop fucking looking at me.
What are you looking at?
1664
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:39,961
You got a problem?
1665
01:23:40,160 --> 01:23:41,605
Stop looking at me.
1666
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:44,288
I can't believe
you just ignored me yesterday.
1667
01:23:44,440 --> 01:23:46,647
- I wasn't ignoring you.
- He wasn't ignoring you.
1668
01:23:46,800 --> 01:23:48,609
SLOAN:
Really? We're all gonna do this? Okay.
1669
01:23:48,760 --> 01:23:51,923
- He didn't respond.
- He had some crazy things happen yesterday.
1670
01:23:52,800 --> 01:23:54,401
- He didn't call me today.
- You probably should've called today, E.
1671
01:23:54,560 --> 01:23:56,800
- I didn't know what to say.
- He didn't know what to say.
1672
01:23:56,840 --> 01:23:59,491
For six months,
he begs me to take him back.
1673
01:23:59,640 --> 01:24:03,201
Now I say I'm willing to try,
and he doesn't know what to say?
1674
01:24:03,360 --> 01:24:06,569
- She's got a lot of anger towards me.
- Maybe you should save this for later.
1675
01:24:06,720 --> 01:24:08,643
I said I'll keep trying to get over it.
1676
01:24:08,800 --> 01:24:11,883
- He's right. Maybe we should save it till later.
- No, I think we should talk about this now.
1677
01:24:12,240 --> 01:24:13,526
Maybe I shouldn't be here.
1678
01:24:13,680 --> 01:24:16,809
Why not? You've been here
for everything else but the conception.
1679
01:24:16,960 --> 01:24:18,724
Good point. E, say something.
1680
01:24:19,240 --> 01:24:20,446
ERIC:
Stop.
1681
01:24:20,960 --> 01:24:25,682
Look, Sloan, I love you, okay? You know that.
And there's nobody else I'd rather be with.
1682
01:24:25,840 --> 01:24:29,490
But there's no more trying.
You're either over the past or not.
1683
01:24:29,200 --> 01:24:32,488
Yo. Guess who's got the strongest bones
in the Assante family?
1684
01:24:32,640 --> 01:24:34,244
- No break?
- Nope. Torn labrum.
1685
01:24:34,400 --> 01:24:35,520
But dinner with Ronda is on.
1686
01:24:35,640 --> 01:24:37,921
So, Sloan, any way
we can get this labor process cranking?
1687
01:24:38,240 --> 01:24:39,571
Really?
1688
01:24:39,760 --> 01:24:41,444
See what I'm saying? Let's go!
1689
01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:42,681
You guys were stopped.
1690
01:25:11,640 --> 01:25:14,860
Ari, are you fucking crazy?
You can't land there!
1691
01:25:14,240 --> 01:25:17,500
Ah, but, John, I just did.
1692
01:25:24,880 --> 01:25:26,410
Hello.
1693
01:25:26,680 --> 01:25:28,125
Must not have gotten my invite.
1694
01:25:28,960 --> 01:25:30,564
Wow.
1695
01:25:30,720 --> 01:25:32,370
I know all of you.
1696
01:25:34,240 --> 01:25:37,500
Mr. Tisch, we shared a suite
at the Super Bowl.
1697
01:25:37,160 --> 01:25:39,686
Must not be the difference maker
that you claimed.
1698
01:25:41,680 --> 01:25:44,470
Meldman, all those nights in Cabo...
1699
01:25:44,600 --> 01:25:46,450
Meaningless.
1700
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:50,890
Larsen, you must not have gotten
all my messages.
1701
01:25:50,240 --> 01:25:52,402
And you must be a lot tougher
than you look.
1702
01:25:52,560 --> 01:25:55,450
Okay, this room is gonna be
even more hostile than I thought.
1703
01:25:55,600 --> 01:26:00,490
Which is interesting because I heard
the purpose of this meeting was to fire me.
1704
01:26:00,200 --> 01:26:03,807
- Where'd you hear that?
- I heard it up here, John.
1705
01:26:04,720 --> 01:26:08,800
Not from you,
who I've known for 20 years.
1706
01:26:08,160 --> 01:26:10,322
Not from you, Dana, who I used to...
1707
01:26:10,480 --> 01:26:12,642
Anyway, you wanna fire me...
1708
01:26:12,800 --> 01:26:15,565
...because Mr. McCredle's son...
1709
01:26:15,720 --> 01:26:16,801
[ARI CHUCKLES]
1710
01:26:16,960 --> 01:26:18,769
...doesn't like the movie that I made.
1711
01:26:19,360 --> 01:26:21,601
Well, I don't think
you know the whole story.
1712
01:26:22,000 --> 01:26:23,490
Oh, really, Gold?
1713
01:26:23,640 --> 01:26:26,211
Well, I can't wait to hear
the fucking fairy tale you spin.
1714
01:26:26,360 --> 01:26:27,850
Heh. Me too.
1715
01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:29,445
Shut up, Travis.
1716
01:26:29,600 --> 01:26:31,409
ARI:
Travis doesn't really hate the movie.
1717
01:26:32,440 --> 01:26:33,680
He hates Vince.
1718
01:26:33,840 --> 01:26:35,842
- Dad, he's so full of shit.
- What'd I say?
1719
01:26:36,400 --> 01:26:38,361
- Do you want a boot up your ass?
- No.
1720
01:26:38,520 --> 01:26:40,329
Now, I have a son, so this is hard.
1721
01:26:41,240 --> 01:26:43,400
Well, speak, goddamn it.
1722
01:26:43,160 --> 01:26:44,650
This whole thing is over a girl.
1723
01:26:44,840 --> 01:26:46,100
- What girl?
- Dad, the...
1724
01:26:46,160 --> 01:26:47,605
Shut up!
1725
01:26:48,240 --> 01:26:50,447
What fucking girl, Gold?
1726
01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:52,761
Emily Ratajkowski.
1727
01:26:52,920 --> 01:26:54,285
Oh, I like her.
1728
01:26:54,440 --> 01:26:57,489
- I do too.
- I don't know what he's talking about.
1729
01:26:57,640 --> 01:26:59,802
ARI:
Oh, come on, Travis.
1730
01:27:00,560 --> 01:27:03,882
You mean to tell me
that you didn't sit outside her house...
1731
01:27:04,400 --> 01:27:07,522
...after she told you good night,
just waiting to see if Vince showed up.
1732
01:27:07,680 --> 01:27:10,604
He fucking snuck in there after me.
I put in a whole night w...
1733
01:27:10,760 --> 01:27:11,807
[ARI CHUCKLES]
1734
01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:13,962
Wow, I wasn't even 100 percent sure
I was right.
1735
01:27:14,720 --> 01:27:18,202
You should know this, Travis,
that's what movie stars are supposed to do.
1736
01:27:18,360 --> 01:27:20,806
Walk into rooms
and fuck girls that civilians want.
1737
01:27:21,000 --> 01:27:22,411
That's why they're movie stars.
1738
01:27:22,560 --> 01:27:25,769
- You causing trouble over pussy again?
- Dad, this is our money.
1739
01:27:25,920 --> 01:27:27,810
We financed this film.
1740
01:27:27,240 --> 01:27:30,801
I don't think that that pretty boy out
there should be allowed to shit on me.
1741
01:27:31,200 --> 01:27:32,690
Wait outside.
1742
01:27:33,160 --> 01:27:34,241
TRAVIS:
Are you serious?
1743
01:27:34,400 --> 01:27:36,448
Yes, goddamn it. Wait outside.
1744
01:27:46,280 --> 01:27:48,900
I'm real sorry about that.
1745
01:27:49,120 --> 01:27:53,170
Um, I have a copy of the movie.
Vinnie Chase's unfinished cut.
1746
01:27:53,320 --> 01:27:56,881
I think if you look at it, you're gonna see
that your money is in secure hands.
1747
01:27:57,800 --> 01:28:00,840
- I saw it last night, Larsen.
- ARI: Really?
1748
01:28:00,240 --> 01:28:01,321
What'd you think?
1749
01:28:02,640 --> 01:28:03,687
It's amazing.
1750
01:28:04,720 --> 01:28:06,688
[LAUGHING]
1751
01:28:06,880 --> 01:28:08,609
I told you. Mwah.
1752
01:28:08,800 --> 01:28:10,404
LARSEN:
Well, I don't need to see the damn movie.
1753
01:28:10,560 --> 01:28:14,326
You people do what you do, but, uh,
if anybody wants to see more of my money...
1754
01:28:14,480 --> 01:28:16,209
...he still has to go.
1755
01:28:17,680 --> 01:28:19,205
Larsen, you heard what happened.
1756
01:28:19,360 --> 01:28:21,931
What I heard is he treated my son
like a horse's ass...
1757
01:28:22,800 --> 01:28:24,526
...which he is,
but that's not really the point.
1758
01:28:25,200 --> 01:28:27,487
- You said you have a son, Gold?
- I do. He's 12.
1759
01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:32,487
Well, I hope when he grows up, he's not a
complete and utter fucking buffoon like mine.
1760
01:28:32,840 --> 01:28:34,888
But just in case he is...
1761
01:28:35,400 --> 01:28:36,963
...I hope the people that respect you...
1762
01:28:37,160 --> 01:28:39,162
...at least pretend to respect him.
1763
01:28:42,000 --> 01:28:45,129
I can't believe a website
would actually post something like that.
1764
01:28:45,280 --> 01:28:49,126
They posted it as "See Vincent Chase's
Brother Spank It at Vincent Chase's Pool."
1765
01:28:49,280 --> 01:28:51,890
- That was my pool?
- Mine.
1766
01:28:51,800 --> 01:28:54,280
VINCE: Well, I guess a sex tape
worked for Paris and Kim.
1767
01:28:54,440 --> 01:28:57,680
- Maybe it'll do good for Johnny.
- Vin, a girl playing with herself is one thing.
1768
01:28:57,760 --> 01:28:59,728
Drama doing it, a whole horrifying other.
1769
01:28:59,880 --> 01:29:02,963
Absolutely the most vile, disgusting thing
I've ever fucking seen.
1770
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:05,851
- Okay, Shauna. Have you heard from him?
- No. Why, is he missing?
1771
01:29:06,000 --> 01:29:08,970
- Called him 10 times. He won't pick up.
- Try him again, please?
1772
01:29:09,120 --> 01:29:11,248
SHAUNA:
I can get his face on a milk carton.
1773
01:29:11,880 --> 01:29:14,360
- You need to calm down.
- Don't tell me to calm down.
1774
01:29:14,520 --> 01:29:18,445
I'm here because I can't calm down,
and I need to see the doctor...
1775
01:29:18,600 --> 01:29:20,443
...who can hopefully calm me down.
1776
01:29:20,600 --> 01:29:22,602
Mr. Chase, he is in with someone.
1777
01:29:22,760 --> 01:29:26,820
Oh, is he in with someone
who's been coming here for 15 years?
1778
01:29:26,240 --> 01:29:29,881
Somebody who scraped up loose change
when insurance wouldn't pay his bill?
1779
01:29:30,400 --> 01:29:32,850
Is he in with someone whose life
is in complete shambles?
1780
01:29:33,200 --> 01:29:34,884
Are you suicidal?
1781
01:29:35,840 --> 01:29:37,171
I don't know.
1782
01:29:37,320 --> 01:29:38,970
- Well, if you aren't...
- I am!
1783
01:29:39,120 --> 01:29:42,363
- Let me call 911, have an ambulance come.
- No, no, no. Don't do that.
1784
01:29:44,640 --> 01:29:46,130
What are you looking at?
1785
01:29:46,560 --> 01:29:48,369
- What?
- What's on your screen?
1786
01:29:48,520 --> 01:29:49,760
Nothing.
1787
01:29:52,400 --> 01:29:53,970
Oh, Jesus Christ.
1788
01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:55,690
I'm a dead man!
1789
01:29:56,160 --> 01:29:57,571
I need the doctor.
1790
01:30:01,800 --> 01:30:03,287
Doc Feldman. It's Johnny Chase.
1791
01:30:03,440 --> 01:30:06,762
I've been your patient since you were
at the strip mall in Sherman Oaks.
1792
01:30:07,120 --> 01:30:10,363
I need you right now, goddamn it,
so get your ass out here.
1793
01:30:11,160 --> 01:30:12,810
I'm dying.
1794
01:30:12,960 --> 01:30:14,121
Put the phone down.
1795
01:30:15,240 --> 01:30:16,446
Sorry.
1796
01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:19,522
[CELL PHONE RINGING]
1797
01:30:19,720 --> 01:30:20,881
Mother...
1798
01:30:21,400 --> 01:30:25,700
What, Turtle, what? Will you please
stop calling? I can't talk right now.
1799
01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:29,366
What?
1800
01:30:31,600 --> 01:30:32,806
Really?
1801
01:30:34,560 --> 01:30:37,450
Johnny, what the hell is going on?
1802
01:30:39,440 --> 01:30:41,283
Nothing, doc. All good.
1803
01:30:42,520 --> 01:30:44,204
I'm having a baby.
1804
01:30:51,120 --> 01:30:54,488
Congratulations.
You have a brand-new baby girl.
1805
01:30:56,920 --> 01:30:58,126
Thank you.
1806
01:31:00,840 --> 01:31:02,569
She's amazing.
1807
01:31:03,320 --> 01:31:04,890
She looks just like you.
1808
01:31:11,280 --> 01:31:14,110
[BABY WHIMPERING]
1809
01:31:17,800 --> 01:31:21,430
Ryan Murphy, 6 pounds 4 ounces,
born 19 minutes ago.
1810
01:31:21,240 --> 01:31:23,400
- You're a daddy! Come here.
- Congrats.
1811
01:31:23,200 --> 01:31:25,430
- Congratulations!
- Thank you very much.
1812
01:31:25,200 --> 01:31:27,248
- How's Sloan?
- She's over it.
1813
01:31:27,680 --> 01:31:29,648
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
1814
01:31:30,320 --> 01:31:32,129
Do we have ourselves a baby?
1815
01:31:32,280 --> 01:31:35,523
Because in the grand scheme of things,
what the fuck else matters?
1816
01:31:35,680 --> 01:31:37,489
- We got a baby girl!
- You're kidding.
1817
01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:39,210
- Name?
- Ryan.
1818
01:31:40,440 --> 01:31:41,566
Ryan Murphy?
1819
01:31:41,760 --> 01:31:42,841
Yeah, you like it?
1820
01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:45,810
I read for the teacher on
Glee
six times and didn't get it.
1821
01:31:45,960 --> 01:31:47,564
But, yeah, I like it! I really like it!
1822
01:31:47,720 --> 01:31:48,846
[CELL PHONE RINGS]
1823
01:31:49,000 --> 01:31:51,401
- Piers Morgan?
- Why is Piers Morgan calling you?
1824
01:31:51,560 --> 01:31:52,607
Hello?
1825
01:31:52,760 --> 01:31:54,569
- Hey, Vince. It's Piers Morgan here.
- Hey, Piers.
1826
01:31:54,720 --> 01:31:58,361
- If this is about Emily, no comment.
- I've got no interest in your sex life.
1827
01:31:58,520 --> 01:32:01,683
I'm calling to see if you've got
any comment to make about Ari Gold?
1828
01:32:01,840 --> 01:32:04,491
- As far as what?
- Well, as far as the big breaking news.
1829
01:32:04,640 --> 01:32:06,290
He just resigned from the studio.
1830
01:32:07,440 --> 01:32:09,169
I gotta call you back.
1831
01:32:12,560 --> 01:32:15,962
What's with the stunned face?
Please don't tell me the baby looks like E.
1832
01:32:16,120 --> 01:32:17,406
[DRAMA CHUCKLES]
1833
01:32:20,400 --> 01:32:22,209
Yeah, I resigned.
1834
01:32:22,360 --> 01:32:25,921
That's just how I spun it
to save myself the humiliation.
1835
01:32:26,800 --> 01:32:27,809
Truth is, they fired me.
1836
01:32:27,960 --> 01:32:31,851
- Ari, I feel awful. This is all because of me.
- No, it's because of me.
1837
01:32:32,720 --> 01:32:34,404
I got a big ego.
1838
01:32:34,560 --> 01:32:37,484
But there's a reason for that.
It's because I'm always right!
1839
01:32:37,640 --> 01:32:39,722
Must have a big buyout, though, no?
1840
01:32:40,280 --> 01:32:42,248
What, am I on CNBC, Turtle?
1841
01:32:42,400 --> 01:32:45,927
- Yeah, it would've been, even by your standards.
- "Would've been"?
1842
01:32:46,120 --> 01:32:47,201
Thirty million.
1843
01:32:47,360 --> 01:32:51,729
- I told them to lick my balls. I don't take charity.
- You're gonna let them keep $30 million?
1844
01:32:51,880 --> 01:32:55,890
No. Come on. I told them I want
an equity stake in the movie for it.
1845
01:32:55,240 --> 01:32:57,720
Ari, are you serious?
You could lose all your money.
1846
01:32:57,920 --> 01:32:59,649
You're my Mentos man, Vinnie.
1847
01:32:59,840 --> 01:33:01,649
Fifteen years we've been together.
1848
01:33:01,840 --> 01:33:03,729
You think I'm gonna abandon ship now?
1849
01:33:03,880 --> 01:33:06,280
Not even if the water's freezing
and the orchestra's playing.
1850
01:33:06,360 --> 01:33:07,885
Great, a
Titanic reference.
1851
01:33:08,400 --> 01:33:09,929
Come on, Ari.
Hyde's gonna be a monster.
1852
01:33:10,800 --> 01:33:12,300
You just said you're always right.
1853
01:33:12,160 --> 01:33:13,321
Until I'm wrong.
1854
01:33:16,000 --> 01:33:17,889
I'm kidding, Drama. Lighten up.
1855
01:33:18,400 --> 01:33:21,522
Warren Buffett's gonna be blowing us
for investment advice soon. You'll see.
1856
01:33:22,240 --> 01:33:23,685
I'm proud of you, Vinnie.
1857
01:33:23,840 --> 01:33:25,842
I'm real proud. Proud of all of you.
1858
01:33:26,000 --> 01:33:27,889
- Thanks, Ari.
- Congrats again on the baby.
1859
01:33:28,800 --> 01:33:29,206
ERIC:
Thanks again.
1860
01:33:32,360 --> 01:33:33,407
[ENGINE STARTS]
1861
01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:34,766
Later.
1862
01:33:35,120 --> 01:33:36,281
Later.
1863
01:33:48,320 --> 01:33:50,129
[ALL CHEERING]
1864
01:33:58,280 --> 01:34:01,887
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
the
72nd Annual Golden Globe Awards.
1865
01:34:02,400 --> 01:34:04,805
We're on the red carpet live.
This is where you want to be.
1866
01:34:04,960 --> 01:34:08,567
Maria, already people are asking
the question: Who will the big winners be?
1867
01:34:08,720 --> 01:34:10,165
If you've been paying attention...
1868
01:34:10,320 --> 01:34:14,291
...you probably get the idea that Vincent
Chase and
Hyde are gonna have a huge night.
1869
01:34:14,440 --> 01:34:15,521
That's right, Matt.
1870
01:34:15,680 --> 01:34:20,242
Hyde has been a box office monster
with $450 million worldwide and counting...
1871
01:34:20,400 --> 01:34:23,510
...five nominations, including Best Picture
and two acting nods.
1872
01:34:23,200 --> 01:34:24,611
And that surprise of the year.
1873
01:34:24,800 --> 01:34:27,883
You have a Best Supporting Actor
nomination for Johnny Chase...
1874
01:34:28,400 --> 01:34:30,880
...and he's only in four scenes
in the movie.
1875
01:34:33,240 --> 01:34:36,722
What'd I tell you, Turtle?
You visualize success, you get it.
1876
01:34:36,880 --> 01:34:39,800
But you've been visualizing
it for 20 years.
1877
01:34:39,160 --> 01:34:41,811
No. I've been verbalizing it.
There's a difference.
1878
01:34:41,960 --> 01:34:44,691
Do you think he'll be more difficult
to handle if he wins?
1879
01:34:44,840 --> 01:34:46,365
- Definitely.
- MAN: Vincent Chase!
1880
01:34:47,000 --> 01:34:48,240
Hey, Terrence.
1881
01:34:48,400 --> 01:34:52,883
- Congrats on everything. So how does it feel?
- Yeah, I don't wanna speak for baby bro...
1882
01:34:53,800 --> 01:34:56,840
- ...but it feels sick, Terrence.
- You can quote me on that.
1883
01:34:58,720 --> 01:35:01,870
Congratulations.
You're getting a lot of credit...
1884
01:35:01,240 --> 01:35:03,607
...for the work you did
behind the scenes on this movie.
1885
01:35:03,800 --> 01:35:06,320
Well, I'm a little more creative
than people give me credit for.
1886
01:35:06,400 --> 01:35:09,927
I hear you have other offers.
Can you tell us, will you run another studio?
1887
01:35:10,800 --> 01:35:13,163
Maria, I may run a country.
There are a few that could use my help.
1888
01:35:18,520 --> 01:35:20,100
WOMAN 1:
Johnny! Look over here!
1889
01:35:21,800 --> 01:35:23,600
WOMAN 2: Mr. Chase!
MAN: Vince!
1890
01:36:06,640 --> 01:36:10,850
And the award for Best Supporting Actor
in a Motion Picture goes to...
1891
01:36:17,120 --> 01:36:18,849
Get the fuck out of here.
1892
01:36:20,520 --> 01:36:23,364
Sorry. I haven't seen the movie yet. I...
1893
01:36:24,320 --> 01:36:25,810
I imagine he's fantastic.
1894
01:36:25,960 --> 01:36:28,122
Give it up! Johnny Chase,
Hyde!
1895
01:36:30,120 --> 01:36:31,326
You won!
1896
01:36:31,480 --> 01:36:33,448
- Get up!
- You won!
1897
01:36:33,640 --> 01:36:35,850
- Get up there!
- Go!
1898
01:36:35,240 --> 01:36:36,241
Go!
1899
01:36:39,120 --> 01:36:40,770
MAN:
Drama!
1900
01:36:59,240 --> 01:37:00,765
You can fuck it later. You speak.
1901
01:37:05,560 --> 01:37:06,766
Victory!
1902
01:37:09,000 --> 01:37:10,240
Yeah!
1903
01:37:47,400 --> 01:37:49,402
[PLAYING WEDDING MUSIC]
1904
01:38:10,240 --> 01:38:11,844
You're doing fine, Lloyd.
1905
01:38:12,360 --> 01:38:13,725
Thank you, Ari.
1906
01:38:13,880 --> 01:38:14,961
And you?
1907
01:38:15,120 --> 01:38:16,610
I may throw up.
1908
01:38:17,200 --> 01:38:18,690
Just breathe.
1909
01:38:23,560 --> 01:38:24,800
Ladies and gentlemen...
1910
01:38:25,280 --> 01:38:29,649
...today we gather to celebrate
one of life's greatest moments.
1911
01:38:30,280 --> 01:38:34,569
The commitment that these two men
are about to make...
1912
01:38:34,760 --> 01:38:36,569
...is the most important commitment...
1913
01:38:36,760 --> 01:38:38,910
...anyone can make.
1914
01:38:38,240 --> 01:38:41,449
If you're not really gay, Lloyd,
now's probably the time to say so.
1915
01:38:41,640 --> 01:38:44,530
And if you are, Ari,
this is probably your time.
1916
01:38:44,680 --> 01:38:45,761
Don't kid yourself, Sulu.
1917
01:38:45,920 --> 01:38:47,331
[ALL CHUCKLING]
1918
01:38:49,120 --> 01:38:50,690
Mazel tov!
1919
01:38:58,920 --> 01:39:01,685
ALL:
Congratulations, Greg and Lloyd!
1920
01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:09,120
[BAND PLAYING "HAVA NAGILA"]
1921
01:39:12,960 --> 01:39:14,564
Who's the girl?
1922
01:39:14,760 --> 01:39:17,810
- This is Alyssa Miller.
- Hi.
1923
01:39:24,880 --> 01:39:25,961
I don't understand.
1924
01:39:26,120 --> 01:39:29,900
- Lloyd wanted a Jewish wedding?
- No. My house, my God.
1925
01:39:29,240 --> 01:39:31,925
- L'chaim.
- L'chaim, bitches!
1926
01:39:40,440 --> 01:39:43,410
Vinnie! Get in here. Come on,
we need a group shot. Come here.
1927
01:39:43,560 --> 01:39:44,641
I just don't like it.
1928
01:39:44,800 --> 01:39:48,900
Maybe you just don't fucking get it,
you bean-counting little suit.
1929
01:39:48,160 --> 01:39:50,322
- Ask Vince. See what he thinks.
- What's that?
1930
01:39:50,480 --> 01:39:52,960
- I got an idea.
- Oh, yeah? What is it?
1931
01:39:53,480 --> 01:39:56,529
- It's about Vinnie and the boys.
- VINCE: Ha-ha.
1932
01:39:56,680 --> 01:39:58,489
And how they started from nothing...
1933
01:39:58,640 --> 01:40:01,291
- ...turned it into all of this.
- DRAMA: Yeah.
1934
01:40:01,640 --> 01:40:03,880
ARI: Dumbest idea I've heard.
VINCE: I don't know. Is it?
1935
01:40:04,000 --> 01:40:05,684
- Maybe it's a TV show.
- Yeah.
1936
01:40:05,840 --> 01:40:07,100
Maybe I could direct.
1937
01:40:07,160 --> 01:40:10,164
Maybe Turtle, Sloan, Ronda
or the fucking baby can.
1938
01:40:10,320 --> 01:40:11,446
Ari.
1939
01:40:11,600 --> 01:40:14,206
Okay. Everybody get together and smile.
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