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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,493 --> 00:00:13,044 I love sculpting. It's healthy to end the day doing something artistic. 2 00:00:13,293 --> 00:00:14,612 I agree. 3 00:00:14,813 --> 00:00:18,249 Can you turn around? I can't see your meat whistle. 4 00:00:18,493 --> 00:00:21,610 - Don't talk to him. - You're not talking much. 5 00:00:21,813 --> 00:00:24,202 - I'm lost in my art. - Yeah, whatever. 6 00:00:24,453 --> 00:00:27,126 Do you want to go skiing on Friday? 7 00:00:27,373 --> 00:00:31,127 I can't, I'm in trial. A battery, son of a big client. 8 00:00:31,373 --> 00:00:33,807 Geoff, you can take a break. Glenn? 9 00:00:34,253 --> 00:00:38,007 - Wait! I haven't circumcised him yet. - Cute. 10 00:00:45,893 --> 00:00:47,212 Speaking of cute. 11 00:00:47,453 --> 00:00:49,444 Don't look at them either. 12 00:00:49,693 --> 00:00:52,412 - Not look at them? - Not like that. 13 00:00:54,000 --> 00:01:00,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 14 00:01:07,453 --> 00:01:10,206 - Everything okay over here? - Fine. 15 00:01:11,053 --> 00:01:15,012 - You? - I might need a touch more clay. 16 00:01:17,373 --> 00:01:18,522 VONDA SINGS: I've been down this road 17 00:01:18,733 --> 00:01:20,724 Cro-Magnon 18 00:01:20,933 --> 00:01:24,528 Walking the line That's painted by pride 19 00:01:24,733 --> 00:01:27,008 And I have made mistakes in my life 20 00:01:27,253 --> 00:01:30,928 That I just can 't hide 21 00:01:31,533 --> 00:01:34,127 Oh, I believe I am ready 22 00:01:34,373 --> 00:01:38,082 For what love has to bring 23 00:01:39,253 --> 00:01:42,484 I got myself together 24 00:01:43,173 --> 00:01:45,846 Now I'm ready to sing 25 00:01:46,093 --> 00:01:49,244 I've been searching my soul tonight 26 00:01:49,493 --> 00:01:52,803 I know there's so much more to life 27 00:01:53,693 --> 00:01:56,765 Now I know I can shine a light 28 00:01:57,013 --> 00:01:59,971 To find my way back home 29 00:02:00,213 --> 00:02:04,650 Oh, baby, yeah 30 00:02:04,893 --> 00:02:06,372 Oh, yeah 31 00:02:12,973 --> 00:02:15,726 Maybe it was some kind of implant. 32 00:02:15,973 --> 00:02:18,441 Everything in that class is natural. 33 00:02:18,693 --> 00:02:22,527 - Did that look natural? - It looked supernatural. 34 00:02:24,053 --> 00:02:27,409 You gonna finish that sausage or wave it around? 35 00:02:28,893 --> 00:02:31,612 We got home at 9:00, went to bed at 11:00. 36 00:02:32,173 --> 00:02:35,006 Got up an hour ago. That's three hours. 37 00:02:35,253 --> 00:02:40,122 - And all we've done is talk about it. - Given how big it was... 38 00:02:40,813 --> 00:02:43,566 You are lying! You're sure it was real? 39 00:02:43,853 --> 00:02:47,482 I didn't biopsy it, but I've seen enough to know. 40 00:02:47,933 --> 00:02:49,605 - I'd like to sculpt. - Hey. 41 00:02:49,853 --> 00:02:55,007 John and Richard are going to watch the fight. Do you want to come? 42 00:02:55,213 --> 00:02:57,886 Hate to miss out on a burst eye socket. 43 00:02:58,093 --> 00:03:00,527 Wait. What is it about boxing? 44 00:03:00,773 --> 00:03:04,322 - I mean, do you really like it? - No, I just pretend. 45 00:03:04,533 --> 00:03:06,489 - Do you like boxing? - No! 46 00:03:07,333 --> 00:03:08,812 - Do you? - Love it. 47 00:03:09,053 --> 00:03:10,042 Case closed. 48 00:03:10,893 --> 00:03:12,326 That disparaged me. 49 00:03:13,053 --> 00:03:16,204 Billy, I'm thinking of taking up sculpting. 50 00:03:18,693 --> 00:03:21,890 Austin Gil and his son, Clint. You met before? 51 00:03:22,093 --> 00:03:24,482 - Oh! At arraignment. - Hi. 52 00:03:24,693 --> 00:03:27,002 Austin has concerns about a plea. 53 00:03:27,213 --> 00:03:31,286 - Concerns? I'm angry. - Angry, yes. It's me who's concerned. 54 00:03:31,493 --> 00:03:33,404 He's against a guilty plea. 55 00:03:33,653 --> 00:03:38,329 I'm against a record. What happens when he applies to medical school? 56 00:03:38,533 --> 00:03:42,924 They'll tell him to apply to law school. Kidding. Bygones. Ally? 57 00:03:43,173 --> 00:03:46,449 The only way to avoid a record is to win. 58 00:03:46,653 --> 00:03:50,248 Which... Six people saw him throw the punch. 59 00:03:50,493 --> 00:03:55,647 It was a fight at a party, that's all. Things like this happen with kids. 60 00:03:55,853 --> 00:04:00,165 - Lf he hadn't broken a cheekbone... - She'll give it some thought. 61 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:05,572 When she goes into her office, we're amazed at what she comes out with. 62 00:04:08,173 --> 00:04:09,606 Don't let us stop you. 63 00:04:14,333 --> 00:04:15,448 [GASPS] 64 00:04:15,693 --> 00:04:18,002 I apologize, I dropped my Papermate. 65 00:04:18,253 --> 00:04:19,129 Ah. 66 00:04:19,853 --> 00:04:21,127 Uh... 67 00:04:22,253 --> 00:04:26,212 Actually, I'm not here on a work-related matter. 68 00:04:26,973 --> 00:04:30,204 I wondered whether you'd like to have dinner. 69 00:04:31,693 --> 00:04:34,844 - This weekend. - Sure. 70 00:04:35,293 --> 00:04:39,491 - With me. - Yeah, I assumed that part. 71 00:04:39,733 --> 00:04:42,486 I'd love to. How about Friday? 72 00:04:42,693 --> 00:04:45,332 That's fight night. Would Saturday work? 73 00:04:45,533 --> 00:04:47,171 Fight night? 74 00:04:48,533 --> 00:04:52,924 - Do you really like boxing? - Yes. 75 00:04:53,133 --> 00:04:56,762 - No, really. - Yes. 76 00:04:56,973 --> 00:05:00,204 Men pulverizing each other. This entertains you? 77 00:05:00,853 --> 00:05:04,562 John, I'd like you to assist Ally on the Clint Gil case. 78 00:05:04,773 --> 00:05:09,210 The father's angry. The boy hit somebody. Anything come to mind? 79 00:05:10,773 --> 00:05:12,206 Bygones? 80 00:05:20,373 --> 00:05:22,603 You're wearing that to class? 81 00:05:22,813 --> 00:05:25,850 It's jeans! I don't want clay on my suit. 82 00:05:26,093 --> 00:05:29,449 Your sudden interest in sculpting? Naked men. 83 00:05:29,693 --> 00:05:30,842 That is not true. 84 00:05:31,133 --> 00:05:33,852 One naked man with a trunk like Dumbo's. 85 00:05:34,053 --> 00:05:35,008 Excuse me? 86 00:05:35,853 --> 00:05:39,084 - I know, this model has a big... - Nose. 87 00:05:39,333 --> 00:05:40,891 I don't want you to go. 88 00:05:41,093 --> 00:05:42,685 - Pardon? - You heard me. 89 00:05:43,053 --> 00:05:44,202 Hey! You ready? 90 00:05:44,453 --> 00:05:46,011 - She can't go. - I can go! 91 00:05:46,253 --> 00:05:48,642 - Georgia! - Billy, it's a class! 92 00:05:48,893 --> 00:05:53,683 - A big penis, that's why you take it? - I signed up before I saw it. 93 00:05:55,693 --> 00:06:00,608 ["HOOKED ON A FEELING" PLAYS] 94 00:06:02,173 --> 00:06:03,401 Ally? 95 00:06:04,813 --> 00:06:05,802 You okay? 96 00:06:09,613 --> 00:06:13,652 - What do you mean, am I okay? - You went to a different planet. 97 00:06:14,973 --> 00:06:18,249 - Oh. - That's where she's from. 98 00:06:39,293 --> 00:06:43,650 You know, I'm gonna just say this and pretend I didn't. 99 00:06:43,893 --> 00:06:47,806 I am married and off the market, but if I were single... 100 00:06:48,013 --> 00:06:51,801 ...considering life is short... - Shorter than that? 101 00:06:52,613 --> 00:06:56,606 - I'd ask him out. - Married people are the bravest. 102 00:06:56,853 --> 00:07:01,005 Life is meant to be the sum total of different experiences. 103 00:07:01,213 --> 00:07:05,286 ["HOOKED ON A FEELING" PLAYS] 104 00:07:05,573 --> 00:07:09,452 - What's the matter? - I thought I heard something. 105 00:07:12,093 --> 00:07:15,529 Damn it! I cannot do this guy according to scale. 106 00:07:15,773 --> 00:07:17,729 Gravity keeps screwing it up. 107 00:07:17,933 --> 00:07:19,651 - I gotta go. - Already? 108 00:07:19,893 --> 00:07:23,169 - I have trial. - Wait, you were gonna plead out. 109 00:07:23,373 --> 00:07:26,092 Change of strategy. Trial. 110 00:07:35,053 --> 00:07:37,009 Something going on with you? 111 00:07:37,853 --> 00:07:39,605 Well, I'm not sure. 112 00:07:40,453 --> 00:07:44,890 I'm having these hallucinations or something. 113 00:07:45,093 --> 00:07:46,446 You mean fantasies? 114 00:07:46,653 --> 00:07:49,725 Not fantasies. They're like hallucinations. 115 00:07:50,053 --> 00:07:53,728 - Oh, yeah, of what? - Well, it... 116 00:07:55,653 --> 00:07:58,008 I don't know. It... 117 00:07:58,813 --> 00:08:00,929 I better prepare for tomorrow. 118 00:08:27,253 --> 00:08:58,928 ["HOOKED ON A FEELING" PLAYS] 119 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:01,647 [AMBULANCE SIREN] 120 00:09:22,413 --> 00:09:24,529 - Ally? - Hey, Clint. You ready? 121 00:09:24,773 --> 00:09:26,809 - My dad's with Mr. Cage. - Good. 122 00:09:27,053 --> 00:09:29,521 So we're going with the not guilty? 123 00:09:29,773 --> 00:09:33,652 Yep. There are risks, but we understand them, right? 124 00:09:34,293 --> 00:09:38,002 Right. So, let's do it. 125 00:09:42,693 --> 00:09:44,206 Let's do it. 126 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:48,572 ALLY: He's 19. What's wrong with me? 127 00:09:48,813 --> 00:09:51,646 Did you challenge the defendant, Dwayne? 128 00:09:51,853 --> 00:09:54,890 - No, sir. - Did you have any dialogue with him? 129 00:09:55,373 --> 00:09:59,730 He told me to leave. I said this is between me and her. 130 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:02,845 - Her being your ex-girlfriend? - Yes, sir. 131 00:10:03,893 --> 00:10:06,965 - The defendant's date that evening? - Yes, sir. 132 00:10:07,173 --> 00:10:11,086 Let's be honest, you were upset with Lisa Ryan, weren't you? 133 00:10:11,293 --> 00:10:16,890 Yes, we had just broken up and days later, she's kissing him at a party. 134 00:10:17,093 --> 00:10:19,323 - Then what? DWAYNE: As I said... 135 00:10:20,133 --> 00:10:22,010 ...he told me to back off. 136 00:10:22,253 --> 00:10:26,007 I continued to have words with Lisa. And he hit me. 137 00:10:26,253 --> 00:10:27,766 You called her a slut? 138 00:10:29,133 --> 00:10:30,122 I was upset. 139 00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:34,690 And didn't Clinton Gil repeatedly ask you to step back? 140 00:10:34,893 --> 00:10:38,522 He said, "Back off." How many times, I don't know. 141 00:10:38,773 --> 00:10:40,923 If you were on a date... 142 00:10:41,173 --> 00:10:44,006 ...and a man verbalized your escort... 143 00:10:44,213 --> 00:10:47,762 ...calling her a liar, calling her a slut... 144 00:10:49,053 --> 00:10:51,408 ...what would you do? - Ask him to stop. 145 00:10:51,653 --> 00:10:54,531 Suppose he didn't stop. Suppose he just kept on. 146 00:10:55,613 --> 00:10:58,969 - I'd walk away. - And leave her there? 147 00:10:59,173 --> 00:11:00,367 I'd take her. 148 00:11:00,573 --> 00:11:02,404 - So you'd leave? - Probably. 149 00:11:02,613 --> 00:11:05,969 - So the bully would win out. - I wasn't a bully. 150 00:11:06,493 --> 00:11:09,371 ALLY: Does it surprise you that a woman... 151 00:11:09,573 --> 00:11:13,566 ...if called a slut, would appreciate a little chivalry? 152 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,252 - Objection. - Overruled. 153 00:11:15,493 --> 00:11:17,848 Your Honor, I'm single, I date. 154 00:11:18,093 --> 00:11:21,529 To think I'm in a situation where my chastity is impugned... 155 00:11:21,733 --> 00:11:23,052 - Objection. - Sustained. 156 00:11:23,293 --> 00:11:25,807 Your Honor, I am sorry, I'm... 157 00:11:27,413 --> 00:11:29,404 I find myself troubled. 158 00:11:31,773 --> 00:11:33,525 I'd like to take a moment. 159 00:11:46,493 --> 00:11:51,009 You took a moment. I should give you a foot rub just for that. 160 00:11:51,253 --> 00:11:54,245 - You'll pay me 50 bucks. - What did Cage say? 161 00:11:54,453 --> 00:11:57,809 Excuse me. You're in the class. 162 00:11:59,413 --> 00:12:02,007 Oh, tongue burn. Hello. 163 00:12:02,693 --> 00:12:04,649 Hi, I'm one of the models. 164 00:12:04,853 --> 00:12:06,525 ALLY: Like I didn 't know. 165 00:12:06,773 --> 00:12:08,001 Oh, yeah. 166 00:12:08,653 --> 00:12:10,211 You look familiar. 167 00:12:11,693 --> 00:12:14,287 This is Renee. She's also in the class. 168 00:12:14,493 --> 00:12:17,451 - Hi. - Hey, how's it hanging? 169 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,445 Okay. 170 00:12:20,293 --> 00:12:23,012 - You look different. - With clothes on? 171 00:12:24,533 --> 00:12:25,522 Yeah. 172 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:29,005 - So you guys are lawyers? - How did you know? 173 00:12:29,253 --> 00:12:31,608 Oh, I could hear you talking. 174 00:12:34,653 --> 00:12:38,532 - I'm sorry, I burned it again. - Let me see it. 175 00:12:39,973 --> 00:12:41,850 - What? - Your tongue. 176 00:12:43,293 --> 00:12:46,012 ALLY: How do I get into these things? 177 00:12:47,373 --> 00:12:49,091 It looks a little scalded. 178 00:12:49,293 --> 00:12:52,410 I could take you for a gimlet to cool it down. 179 00:12:53,253 --> 00:12:55,972 - I mean, if you feel like it. - What? 180 00:12:56,173 --> 00:12:57,572 On the rocks. 181 00:13:05,293 --> 00:13:07,443 - You're going out? - You were for it. 182 00:13:07,693 --> 00:13:11,163 I'm still for it. Just don't get hurt. 183 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,009 - Hey, what's going on? - Nothing. 184 00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:20,001 - Ally's dating Long John Silver. - Elaine. 185 00:13:20,213 --> 00:13:23,523 Look at you all. Can I ask you something? 186 00:13:25,293 --> 00:13:26,521 Does size matter? 187 00:13:26,733 --> 00:13:27,722 - No. - No. 188 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:30,606 - No. - All I need. 189 00:13:31,893 --> 00:13:34,851 - So bigger is better? - No. 190 00:13:35,053 --> 00:13:37,009 Of course not. 191 00:13:39,893 --> 00:13:41,042 Schoolgirls. 192 00:13:45,133 --> 00:13:47,567 I'm not opposed to you taking a moment. 193 00:13:47,773 --> 00:13:51,482 - But I don't want to be ridiculed. - It was flattery. 194 00:13:51,693 --> 00:13:56,403 I've seen how it works for you, so that's why I tried it. 195 00:13:56,653 --> 00:14:01,408 [FOOTSTEPS] 196 00:14:01,613 --> 00:14:04,411 - You... - What? 197 00:14:06,173 --> 00:14:07,606 Nothing. 198 00:14:09,493 --> 00:14:13,452 - Is there anything else? - One thing. It's not work-related. 199 00:14:15,573 --> 00:14:18,645 There's a rumor that you're going on a date. 200 00:14:18,893 --> 00:14:22,363 A man of prowess. It's not my business. 201 00:14:22,573 --> 00:14:27,601 But since you and I are having dinner, which could be construed as a... 202 00:14:27,853 --> 00:14:28,649 [JOHN STUTTERS] 203 00:14:30,613 --> 00:14:33,650 I find the practicing of dating necessitates... 204 00:14:33,893 --> 00:14:36,566 ...a certain measure of dishonesty. 205 00:14:37,213 --> 00:14:38,487 - You do? - Yes. 206 00:14:38,693 --> 00:14:41,605 People in the throes of early courtship... 207 00:14:41,853 --> 00:14:44,208 ...might be seeing different people. 208 00:14:44,493 --> 00:14:49,692 It's not proper etiquette to reference those other people while on a date. 209 00:14:50,253 --> 00:14:53,928 And as two people converse, they talk about their week. 210 00:14:55,173 --> 00:14:58,529 Well, I played squash. Oh, I tried this case. 211 00:14:58,733 --> 00:15:02,169 These are just examples of conversation. My point: 212 00:15:05,693 --> 00:15:08,810 You'd choose not to tell me about other men... 213 00:15:09,013 --> 00:15:11,447 ...as I'd omit mention of other women. 214 00:15:11,653 --> 00:15:13,166 These omissions... 215 00:15:13,373 --> 00:15:17,651 ...could be considered non-assertive lies. I wouldn't want that. 216 00:15:17,893 --> 00:15:21,408 We shouldn't hide the fact that we date other people. 217 00:15:22,053 --> 00:15:23,771 - Fine. - But, of course... 218 00:15:23,973 --> 00:15:28,125 ...should you have other relations, I don't care to be briefed. 219 00:15:28,693 --> 00:15:30,684 I understand. Ditto. 220 00:15:32,893 --> 00:15:35,009 I'll go and prepare my direct. 221 00:15:38,493 --> 00:15:39,642 I wouldn't worry. 222 00:15:39,893 --> 00:15:44,011 After women marry and have kids, they don't want a man's penis. 223 00:15:44,213 --> 00:15:47,842 The bigger it is, the more of him she doesn't want. 224 00:15:48,093 --> 00:15:51,051 - Ever measured yourself? - Always. Net worth. 225 00:15:51,293 --> 00:15:56,048 - Really, have you ever? - When I was 13, maybe. 226 00:15:56,293 --> 00:15:58,807 - You? - Something like that. 227 00:15:59,053 --> 00:16:02,728 Do you ever wonder whether you're good in bed or not? 228 00:16:02,973 --> 00:16:05,646 - No, I know I'm good. - How? 229 00:16:05,893 --> 00:16:09,203 Because I'm always satisfied. Good for me. 230 00:16:09,893 --> 00:16:11,212 Yes! 231 00:16:12,293 --> 00:16:13,612 It's not a breakdown. 232 00:16:13,853 --> 00:16:15,525 - Then why? - The baby? 233 00:16:15,773 --> 00:16:20,210 Not just a baby, Renee. It dances, it wiggles, it struts around. 234 00:16:20,453 --> 00:16:23,126 And this fantasy with my client. He's 19. 235 00:16:23,333 --> 00:16:26,006 - Does he dance? - No, that's a fantasy. 236 00:16:26,213 --> 00:16:29,250 The baby is a hallucination. Should I get help? 237 00:16:29,693 --> 00:16:31,923 No, this is just a tick, tick. 238 00:16:33,693 --> 00:16:37,606 - Tick, tick, what? - Biological clock, it makes sense. 239 00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:40,611 Fantasizing over a kid in his sexual prime. 240 00:16:40,853 --> 00:16:43,845 You're dating John, who is husband material. 241 00:16:44,093 --> 00:16:47,210 All the while sculpting a giant... 242 00:16:47,453 --> 00:16:50,365 Renee. And what is that about? 243 00:16:51,213 --> 00:16:54,808 Isn't it disgusting that I'm curious about a guy... 244 00:16:55,053 --> 00:16:59,524 Do you know how many men have been interested in my lofty goals? 245 00:16:59,733 --> 00:17:01,689 - It's not the same. - Why not? 246 00:17:01,893 --> 00:17:06,011 We're women. We have double standards to live up to. 247 00:17:09,493 --> 00:17:11,609 Biological clock. 248 00:17:18,893 --> 00:17:22,090 He was persistent. He didn't just say slut. 249 00:17:22,293 --> 00:17:24,124 What else did he say? 250 00:17:25,613 --> 00:17:28,605 He asked how many guys she'd do that night. 251 00:17:28,813 --> 00:17:33,250 He accused her of cheating. He was totally out of line. 252 00:17:33,813 --> 00:17:36,725 - And you did what? - I popped him. 253 00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:40,926 - Think there were other options? - I didn't think about it. 254 00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:45,285 - You just popped him? - I felt I should stick up for her. 255 00:17:45,493 --> 00:17:48,212 - That's what you did by popping him. - Yes. 256 00:17:48,453 --> 00:17:51,411 - He never got physical with you? - No. 257 00:17:51,653 --> 00:17:54,087 Where were his hands when you swung? 258 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:56,167 By his side. 259 00:17:56,373 --> 00:17:59,126 By his side? He never even saw it coming. 260 00:17:59,973 --> 00:18:03,409 I don't know if he saw it. He certainly had it coming. 261 00:18:03,653 --> 00:18:06,008 - That's why you popped him? - Yes. 262 00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:11,209 Pick the right round, you win. 263 00:18:11,413 --> 00:18:14,644 I hate boxing! People trying to kill each other. 264 00:18:14,893 --> 00:18:17,805 They want the other to lose consciousness. 265 00:18:18,053 --> 00:18:20,806 I don't want in on the pool. 266 00:18:21,653 --> 00:18:22,642 Like boxing? 267 00:18:22,853 --> 00:18:25,845 Friday night is a big fight. Got twenty bucks? 268 00:18:29,893 --> 00:18:30,882 - Hey. - Hey. 269 00:18:31,093 --> 00:18:35,405 - Richard wants me in his boxing pool. - Can you drive if I have a beer? 270 00:18:35,613 --> 00:18:37,968 - I'll drive. - We could go eat dinner. 271 00:18:38,373 --> 00:18:41,171 - That's fine. - Do I satisfy you in bed? 272 00:18:42,773 --> 00:18:44,604 What was that last one? 273 00:18:44,813 --> 00:18:49,409 Do I? Sexually? In bed? 274 00:18:56,493 --> 00:18:59,132 - Where did that come from? - I don't know. 275 00:18:59,333 --> 00:19:01,528 I don't take anything for granted. 276 00:19:01,733 --> 00:19:04,122 Our giggling. It's bothering you. 277 00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,847 No, why would... Well... 278 00:19:07,613 --> 00:19:09,205 Billy. 279 00:19:09,653 --> 00:19:12,725 I am a very satisfied woman. 280 00:19:14,053 --> 00:19:15,930 - Don't you wish I was... - No! 281 00:19:16,133 --> 00:19:20,126 Of all the things to be insecure about, that is the least. 282 00:19:20,773 --> 00:19:22,092 Not what I meant. 283 00:19:24,133 --> 00:19:28,411 I am very, very happy... 284 00:19:28,613 --> 00:19:30,251 ...in the bed. 285 00:19:30,493 --> 00:19:32,211 Trust me. 286 00:19:43,293 --> 00:19:46,012 Do you swear to tell the truth? 287 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:48,005 - I do. - Be seated. 288 00:19:57,813 --> 00:20:00,486 Would you state your name and occupation? 289 00:20:00,693 --> 00:20:03,810 Dr. John Emburg. I am a clinical psychologist. 290 00:20:04,013 --> 00:20:07,244 I also teach anthropology and human behavior. 291 00:20:29,693 --> 00:20:31,206 Counsel? 292 00:20:32,453 --> 00:20:33,852 I have no questions. 293 00:20:34,453 --> 00:20:35,932 You have no questions? 294 00:20:37,013 --> 00:20:39,163 You brought him in as a witness. 295 00:20:40,493 --> 00:20:41,482 I apologize. 296 00:20:56,293 --> 00:20:58,204 - What? - I know what I'm doing. 297 00:20:58,413 --> 00:21:00,643 You know what you're doing? 298 00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:03,407 - I do. - An appeal for bad counsel? 299 00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:06,963 - There is an explanation for this. - What is it? 300 00:21:07,173 --> 00:21:10,848 He likes to be mysterious. And I think that... 301 00:21:11,093 --> 00:21:13,323 He likes to be mysterious. 302 00:21:13,573 --> 00:21:15,882 I pay a lot of money to your firm. 303 00:21:16,093 --> 00:21:18,766 There's a reason a big chunk goes to him. 304 00:21:19,773 --> 00:21:22,207 See you tomorrow for the closings. 305 00:21:29,093 --> 00:21:30,208 - John? - Ally? 306 00:21:30,413 --> 00:21:33,211 - Do you know what you're doing? - I do. 307 00:21:39,853 --> 00:21:44,608 VONDA SINGS: Ain 't it funny how you're walking through life 308 00:21:44,813 --> 00:21:47,452 And it turns on a dime 309 00:21:47,653 --> 00:21:50,167 A professional snowboarder. 310 00:21:51,053 --> 00:21:54,966 It's not like I make a fortune. But I get to travel. 311 00:21:56,493 --> 00:21:59,929 - And the modeling? - Pays a few bills. 312 00:22:01,853 --> 00:22:04,413 Doesn't it bother you to sit there? 313 00:22:04,653 --> 00:22:09,010 I'm only 27. It's a little early in life to be really bothered. 314 00:22:09,573 --> 00:22:11,962 I'm 27 and everything bothers me. 315 00:22:12,493 --> 00:22:16,088 - Why? - Why? 316 00:22:16,333 --> 00:22:21,453 We're single with money, healthy. Lots ahead for us to get upset about. 317 00:22:21,693 --> 00:22:24,730 But now? We're in toyland now, aren't we? 318 00:22:33,933 --> 00:22:35,605 ALLY: I would've gone to bed with him. 319 00:22:36,213 --> 00:22:38,443 - Excuse me? - I would have. 320 00:22:39,173 --> 00:22:41,209 Not that he asked. 321 00:22:41,413 --> 00:22:45,122 - Do you even remember how? - I keep a journal. 322 00:22:45,333 --> 00:22:46,402 Ah. 323 00:22:46,613 --> 00:22:49,491 So, is this guy potential "first husband"? 324 00:22:49,693 --> 00:22:54,005 Oh, God, no! We couldn't have less in common. 325 00:22:54,253 --> 00:22:55,925 Still... 326 00:22:56,133 --> 00:22:58,886 Well, these are certainly horny times. 327 00:22:59,093 --> 00:23:02,642 It has nothing to do with the size of his shoe. 328 00:23:05,413 --> 00:23:07,369 - I just... - Just what? 329 00:23:07,573 --> 00:23:09,404 I don't know. He's cute. 330 00:23:09,613 --> 00:23:14,209 He snowboards. He's leaving the country on Sunday. 331 00:23:14,613 --> 00:23:16,729 Two ships collide in the night. 332 00:23:17,773 --> 00:23:21,448 I probably would have resorted to my prudy little self. 333 00:23:21,693 --> 00:23:23,046 I might not have. 334 00:23:25,213 --> 00:23:27,443 Maybe it's that 19-year-old. 335 00:23:27,693 --> 00:23:30,651 He's got me in heat. 336 00:23:35,093 --> 00:23:38,608 - I'm sorry. - Oh, sweetie. 337 00:23:38,813 --> 00:23:41,532 Don't apologize. 338 00:23:41,773 --> 00:23:45,925 I'm surprised that hasn't happened before. Doesn't that happen? 339 00:23:46,173 --> 00:23:47,606 Not to me. 340 00:23:50,893 --> 00:23:54,442 It's stupid, I know. 341 00:23:54,693 --> 00:23:57,161 Hey, this has nothing to do with you. 342 00:23:58,053 --> 00:23:59,042 I know. 343 00:24:00,213 --> 00:24:02,169 Why are you about to cry? 344 00:24:06,493 --> 00:24:09,849 - I'm happy. - Happy? 345 00:24:10,093 --> 00:24:14,211 - About what? - It's stupid. 346 00:24:14,413 --> 00:24:16,768 More stupid than what's with you. 347 00:24:16,973 --> 00:24:20,852 Tell me then. Stupidity loves company. 348 00:24:27,093 --> 00:24:31,450 The idea of you being insecure with me... 349 00:24:31,693 --> 00:24:34,810 ...instead of me being insecure with you... 350 00:24:36,493 --> 00:24:38,006 ...feels... 351 00:24:40,493 --> 00:24:42,006 ...good. 352 00:24:44,493 --> 00:24:47,485 See? It's stupid. 353 00:25:01,853 --> 00:25:06,768 [LOUD TICKING] 354 00:25:10,373 --> 00:25:11,726 [PANTS] 355 00:25:14,853 --> 00:25:18,368 Nothing's ticking in me! I don't tick! 356 00:25:19,533 --> 00:25:20,682 You hear me? 357 00:25:21,013 --> 00:25:22,765 [FOOTSTEPS] 358 00:25:25,853 --> 00:25:28,970 I know you're in here. Where are you? 359 00:25:34,853 --> 00:25:37,970 Get out here. I'm not having any baby. 360 00:25:38,213 --> 00:25:41,364 And you can't make me think I want you. 361 00:25:41,613 --> 00:25:44,764 Nothing's ticking, and I don't want you! 362 00:25:45,013 --> 00:25:46,207 [FOOTSTEPS] 363 00:25:49,293 --> 00:25:51,409 [SIGHS] 364 00:25:51,653 --> 00:25:53,166 - Hi. - What is it? 365 00:25:53,413 --> 00:25:57,292 I'm trying to catch that baby! He's running. 366 00:25:58,373 --> 00:26:00,568 - Trying to catch him? - Yes. 367 00:26:02,253 --> 00:26:04,130 - But it's not real. - So? 368 00:26:04,333 --> 00:26:09,009 If I catch him in my imagination, I can make him go away. 369 00:26:09,253 --> 00:26:13,326 Since that's where he lives, that'll solve the problem. 370 00:26:14,853 --> 00:26:17,890 I'm not the first to confront a demon. 371 00:26:18,093 --> 00:26:20,891 But you are the first to try a tackle. 372 00:26:21,453 --> 00:26:24,365 Okay, maybe it's not a demon. 373 00:26:24,933 --> 00:26:26,685 Just say, "Hey, baby." 374 00:26:26,933 --> 00:26:29,003 - And go with it. - Go with it? 375 00:26:30,413 --> 00:26:34,770 This is about your guilt about wanting that model. 376 00:26:35,013 --> 00:26:36,002 It is not. 377 00:26:36,213 --> 00:26:38,329 Stop claiming to know me! 378 00:26:38,533 --> 00:26:43,653 This is your inhibition raising its ugly head, keeping me awake! 379 00:26:45,533 --> 00:26:49,811 Go with Glenn. Go with life. And go to sleep! 380 00:27:09,813 --> 00:27:11,769 Do I look good or what? 381 00:27:13,013 --> 00:27:16,892 - Look at my ass. - I'd love to, but I'm late. 382 00:27:17,133 --> 00:27:20,250 I'll be gone. Will I miss anything? 383 00:27:21,133 --> 00:27:24,603 Well, if you do, I will let you read my journal. 384 00:27:25,253 --> 00:27:27,323 - Have fun. - Break a leg. 385 00:27:27,533 --> 00:27:30,286 Oh, you too. 386 00:27:32,653 --> 00:27:36,168 The victim never raised a finger. 387 00:27:36,813 --> 00:27:38,610 The defendant said... 388 00:27:38,853 --> 00:27:42,209 ...Dwayne's hands were at his side when Clint swung... 389 00:27:42,453 --> 00:27:47,447 ...breaking Dwayne Stokes' cheekbone, crushing the side of his face. 390 00:27:48,373 --> 00:27:51,763 This society doesn't condone violence. 391 00:27:52,813 --> 00:27:54,371 Or does it? 392 00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:58,609 The defendant didn't like what was said... 393 00:27:58,813 --> 00:28:00,883 ...so he attacked a man. 394 00:28:01,093 --> 00:28:04,165 Those facts are indisputable. 395 00:28:05,213 --> 00:28:07,568 The only question today... 396 00:28:08,293 --> 00:28:11,012 ...is do we tolerate that? 397 00:28:12,533 --> 00:28:17,561 What was he to do? The man was verbally assaulting his date. 398 00:28:17,813 --> 00:28:21,772 He could've responded, espousing sticks and stones... 399 00:28:21,973 --> 00:28:23,292 ...or walked away. 400 00:28:24,453 --> 00:28:29,607 Remember I was about to put a psychologist on the stand? 401 00:28:30,013 --> 00:28:34,211 I intended to introduce evidence about human behavior. 402 00:28:34,453 --> 00:28:37,763 I tell you, as I looked at this doctor, I thought: 403 00:28:38,013 --> 00:28:43,212 Does this jury need a specialist to teach them human nature? 404 00:28:43,613 --> 00:28:48,812 Because that's what happened at this party. Human nature. 405 00:28:49,573 --> 00:28:53,168 Man, any man, is part warrior. 406 00:28:53,653 --> 00:28:57,202 Certainly we've evolved, we have ties, cell phones. 407 00:28:57,453 --> 00:29:01,162 But there are primal qualities that will always be there. 408 00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:04,968 ["HOOKED ON A FEELING" PLAYS] 409 00:29:05,173 --> 00:29:09,803 When I was 13 years old, I stood in line at a movie theater... 410 00:29:10,613 --> 00:29:14,162 ...when another boy cut in front of me. 411 00:29:14,413 --> 00:29:17,485 He said, "What are you gonna do about it?" 412 00:29:18,613 --> 00:29:21,764 Well, I did nothing. 413 00:29:22,453 --> 00:29:24,569 And that haunted me. 414 00:29:24,773 --> 00:29:27,970 I went on to become valedictorian. 415 00:29:28,213 --> 00:29:30,681 I've accomplished a lot. 416 00:29:30,893 --> 00:29:36,092 JOHN: But when I would define myself, what was always there... 417 00:29:36,813 --> 00:29:41,364 JOHN: Was I was a kid who was afraid to stick up for myself. 418 00:29:42,013 --> 00:29:46,211 Three years ago, I was at a bar on Causeway Street. 419 00:29:46,453 --> 00:29:50,890 It was after a disappointing Celtics game. That isn't relevant. 420 00:29:51,133 --> 00:29:55,092 A man bumped my shoulder heading for the mens' room. 421 00:29:56,133 --> 00:29:59,364 He was at fault. He also had wider shoulders. 422 00:30:00,053 --> 00:30:02,965 And he said, "Idiot." 423 00:30:04,053 --> 00:30:07,762 I said, "Excuse me?" And he repeated, "Idiot." 424 00:30:08,013 --> 00:30:10,004 He said, "Got a problem?" 425 00:30:10,453 --> 00:30:13,604 I said, "Yes, I do have a problem." 426 00:30:13,813 --> 00:30:17,089 He said, "Maybe you need space." He pushed me. 427 00:30:19,413 --> 00:30:23,611 JOHN: Then he became the boy at that movie theater. 428 00:30:23,813 --> 00:30:26,373 JOHN: And I pushed him back. 429 00:30:26,613 --> 00:30:28,251 JOHN: He came forward. I knew... 430 00:30:28,853 --> 00:30:32,084 ...this was to be a fight. My first fight. 431 00:30:32,293 --> 00:30:34,011 JOHN: I raised my right hand. 432 00:30:34,253 --> 00:30:37,165 JOHN: My father told me about planting my foot. 433 00:30:37,413 --> 00:30:39,768 JOHN: I planted it against a table leg. 434 00:30:40,013 --> 00:30:44,291 JOHN: As he got close, I threw my punch. I hit him! 435 00:30:44,493 --> 00:30:47,690 JOHN: Right on the jaw. He went down. 436 00:30:47,933 --> 00:30:49,685 JOHN: He didn 't get up. 437 00:30:50,493 --> 00:30:53,690 JOHN: He just laid there, just holding his jaw. 438 00:30:54,653 --> 00:30:56,371 JOHN: And I stood over him. 439 00:30:57,013 --> 00:30:57,923 [SIGHS] 440 00:30:58,933 --> 00:31:01,970 Well, I've had my successes as a lawyer. 441 00:31:02,173 --> 00:31:06,564 I've performed public services bringing me great gratification. 442 00:31:06,813 --> 00:31:11,204 But as a man, medieval as this may sound, as a man... 443 00:31:11,453 --> 00:31:15,651 ...the most satisfying moment of my life was that punch. 444 00:31:16,853 --> 00:31:20,766 Is that noble? I'm sure not. Am I embarrassed? Yes. 445 00:31:20,973 --> 00:31:23,328 But is it a fundamental truth? Yes. 446 00:31:24,053 --> 00:31:26,965 JOHN: A truth of man's human nature. 447 00:31:27,453 --> 00:31:30,013 I'm not here to condone violence. 448 00:31:30,253 --> 00:31:35,452 But when a man attacks another man's date with vulgarity... 449 00:31:36,053 --> 00:31:37,281 ...what is he to do? 450 00:31:41,053 --> 00:31:45,365 Go back to that room and admit a truth to yourselves: 451 00:31:46,453 --> 00:31:48,967 You're glad he threw that punch. 452 00:32:06,733 --> 00:32:08,132 - How did it go? - Jury's still out... 453 00:32:08,333 --> 00:32:11,131 ...but his closing speech was his best ever. 454 00:32:11,533 --> 00:32:14,969 - Fabulous. - Even the kid's father is happy. 455 00:32:15,213 --> 00:32:18,842 We agreed we won't smoke the stink sticks here. 456 00:32:19,053 --> 00:32:21,044 Fight night. Exception. 457 00:32:21,853 --> 00:32:24,492 Tonight they'll have all three heavyweight belts. 458 00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:26,729 Gee, nobody told me that. 459 00:32:26,933 --> 00:32:29,128 Please come, dilute all the fun. 460 00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:33,367 - I actually have a... - You may say it. 461 00:32:34,133 --> 00:32:36,089 Date. I have a date. 462 00:32:36,773 --> 00:32:38,445 They have a verdict. 463 00:32:39,653 --> 00:32:41,962 - Now? - Let's go. 464 00:32:46,773 --> 00:32:49,207 This is a good sign. It has to be. 465 00:32:50,173 --> 00:32:50,969 [GASPS] 466 00:32:58,533 --> 00:32:59,488 I'm fine. 467 00:33:00,813 --> 00:33:03,407 - What is it you see? - Excuse me? 468 00:33:03,773 --> 00:33:04,888 You see something. 469 00:33:05,533 --> 00:33:10,561 Oh, well, sometimes I imagine seeing... 470 00:33:12,453 --> 00:33:13,966 ...a baby. 471 00:33:14,653 --> 00:33:16,086 A baby? 472 00:33:17,053 --> 00:33:18,566 It dances. 473 00:33:18,973 --> 00:33:22,522 I don't know what it means. I'll have to whip out Freud. 474 00:33:23,333 --> 00:33:25,847 I had a therapist who said to confront them. 475 00:33:26,813 --> 00:33:30,647 - Dancing babies? - No, hallucinations, dreams. 476 00:33:30,853 --> 00:33:34,289 My dead aunt kept wanting to have tea with me. 477 00:33:34,533 --> 00:33:36,763 It was two years before I stopped her. 478 00:33:37,333 --> 00:33:39,688 - How? - I had tea with her. 479 00:33:57,053 --> 00:33:59,169 Will the defendant please rise? 480 00:34:00,973 --> 00:34:02,725 You've reached your verdict? 481 00:34:02,933 --> 00:34:04,605 - Yes. - What say you? 482 00:34:04,813 --> 00:34:08,362 On the charge of 62321, misdemeanor battery... 483 00:34:08,613 --> 00:34:12,401 ...we find the defendant, Clinton Gil, not guilty. 484 00:34:21,173 --> 00:34:23,403 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 485 00:34:26,533 --> 00:34:29,525 BAND SINGS: Gonna dance, gonna dance all night 486 00:34:29,733 --> 00:34:31,530 Gonna dance, gonna dance all night 487 00:34:31,733 --> 00:34:34,770 VONDA SINGS: I could have danced all night 488 00:34:35,013 --> 00:34:37,971 I could have danced all night 489 00:34:38,173 --> 00:34:43,167 And still have begged for more 490 00:34:43,773 --> 00:34:47,971 ALLY: I guess this was a victory for Cro-Magnon mankind. 491 00:34:48,213 --> 00:34:50,363 ALLY: Maybe Renee's right. 492 00:34:50,573 --> 00:34:52,768 ALLY: I should just go with it. 493 00:34:53,013 --> 00:34:55,811 I'd never done before 494 00:34:56,133 --> 00:35:01,730 I'll never know what made it so exciting 495 00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:07,610 Why all at once my heart took flight 496 00:35:07,973 --> 00:35:11,602 ANNOUNCER: With both fighters in the ring, it's electric. 497 00:35:11,853 --> 00:35:15,209 ANNOUNCER: People have waited a long time for this. 498 00:35:15,453 --> 00:35:17,171 I feel it. 499 00:35:18,453 --> 00:35:23,083 The truth is, and I'm only admitting this since you're leaving: 500 00:35:23,293 --> 00:35:24,282 I understand. 501 00:35:24,533 --> 00:35:26,808 If I were that girl at a party... 502 00:35:27,053 --> 00:35:30,204 ...and some guy came and said those things... 503 00:35:30,453 --> 00:35:33,684 ...I'd want my date to rip his head off. 504 00:35:33,933 --> 00:35:35,207 You would? 505 00:35:35,453 --> 00:35:40,288 I wouldn't ask him to, and I would get mad if he did fight. 506 00:35:40,533 --> 00:35:43,605 But if he just walked away... 507 00:35:43,853 --> 00:35:46,003 ...as dignified as that may be... 508 00:35:46,253 --> 00:35:49,962 ...I would probably be a little disappointed. 509 00:35:50,933 --> 00:35:53,163 ANNOUNCER: Here we are. The bout... 510 00:35:53,413 --> 00:35:55,005 Gotta get him early. 511 00:35:55,253 --> 00:35:57,209 Long fight. Long fight. 512 00:35:57,453 --> 00:35:59,762 I believe I have Round 1. 513 00:36:00,853 --> 00:36:03,765 - So do you play? - I'm learning. 514 00:36:04,573 --> 00:36:08,771 - Do you play? You probably do. - Just "Heart and Soul." 515 00:36:09,253 --> 00:36:10,242 - Top. - Bottom. 516 00:36:10,453 --> 00:36:11,249 Okay. 517 00:36:11,453 --> 00:36:28,212 [PLAYS "HEART AND SOUL"] 518 00:36:28,413 --> 00:36:29,641 [BELL RINGS] 519 00:36:29,853 --> 00:36:31,605 Somebody kill somebody. 520 00:36:32,693 --> 00:36:35,161 Preferably in the first round. 521 00:36:35,373 --> 00:36:40,163 [PLAYS "HEART AND SOUL"] 522 00:36:40,373 --> 00:36:42,967 - We're good. - We are. 523 00:36:44,053 --> 00:36:45,691 Can you take it slower? 524 00:36:47,613 --> 00:36:48,841 Let's see. 525 00:36:49,053 --> 00:37:07,803 [PLAYS "HEART AND SOUL"] 526 00:37:34,133 --> 00:37:37,170 BILLY: Stay out of the corner! - Stay in it. 527 00:37:37,413 --> 00:37:40,962 Take him out! You got him! Take him out! 528 00:37:41,693 --> 00:37:43,092 Below the belt, hit him! 529 00:37:43,293 --> 00:37:47,605 - Hit him like a man! - Somebody hurt him! 530 00:38:02,973 --> 00:38:05,692 Somebody hurt him now! 531 00:39:09,093 --> 00:39:11,971 REFEREE: Ten! You're out! 532 00:39:26,733 --> 00:39:30,009 ANNOUNCER: ... expected a much longer fight tonight. 533 00:39:30,333 --> 00:39:33,006 ANNOUNCER: It was over so fast. 534 00:39:33,253 --> 00:39:35,767 Good day for the Biscuit. 535 00:39:36,173 --> 00:39:38,164 Yes, indeed. 536 00:39:43,053 --> 00:39:47,171 ALLY: I never imagined myself ever wanting to make love... 537 00:39:47,373 --> 00:39:50,171 ALLY: ... and not wanting to wake up to him. 538 00:39:50,813 --> 00:39:54,567 ALLY: He knew too. He knew it from the start. 539 00:40:01,133 --> 00:40:04,250 ["HOOKED ON A FEELING" PLAYS] 540 00:40:04,453 --> 00:40:06,364 All right, come on out. 541 00:40:06,573 --> 00:40:09,292 I'm not afraid, just come right on out. 542 00:40:09,533 --> 00:40:12,969 If John can drink tea with his aunt, I can dance. 543 00:40:13,173 --> 00:40:15,084 Get your cherubic ass out here. 544 00:40:15,293 --> 00:40:22,369 ["HOOKED ON A FEELING" PLAYS] 545 00:40:22,613 --> 00:40:26,765 All right, Mr. Huggy, you want to dance? Let's go. 546 00:40:27,013 --> 00:41:24,448 ["HOOKED ON A FEELING" PLAYS] 547 00:41:59,173 --> 00:42:00,128 OLD LADY: You stinker! 548 00:42:01,493 --> 00:42:02,482 Subtitles by SDI Media Group 549 00:42:02,653 --> 00:42:03,642 [ENGLISH SDH] 550 00:42:04,305 --> 00:42:10,773 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org41916

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