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What is this?New menu.
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New menu?
No one asked us.
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You put raisins in
my Sunshine Salad?
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Where's my turkey burger?
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The chicken fingers only
come with three now?
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It doesn't even open.
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How can I whisper about Marjorie
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if I have nothing
to hide behind?
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I knew you weren't
ready for this.
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Well, that was stressful.
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Hey, anybody want to come
with me to the bonsai exhibit
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at the Civic Center tomorrow?
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Sorry. Tiny trees
make me sad.
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That's why I don't
eat broccoli.
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I can't. I'm getting
something done.
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Bonnie?
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I wish I could,
but I have plans.
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She's helping me
study for the GED.
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Oh, that's right,
I really do have plans.
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Unlike Miss
Getting Something Done.
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I didn't know you were
taking the GEDs. Good for you.
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Yeah, it's the
first step towards
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getting my
contractor's license.
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The second step is learning
how not to show up
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when I say I will.
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[laughter]
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It's so cute.
These two have had a lot
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of late-night study sessions
at my house.
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I make them celery
stuffed with peanut butter.
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We feed it to the cats
to shut them up.
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You ever hear a cat try to meow
with a mouth full of Skippy?
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[imitates muffled meow]
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Oh, here comes the smoker.
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Bonnie, come sit by me so she
doesn't stink up my cashmere.
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Would you like to
look at the new menu,
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or is it gonna freak you out?
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Oh, God, there's a new menu?
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[sighs]
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Sorry I'm late.
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There was a big accident
on the freeway.
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Oh, please. You were smoking.
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Both could be true.
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They're not, but they could be.
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Well, I'm glad
you're here.
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I brought
something for you.
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That's sweet.
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How come she gets
a gift and we don't?
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And by "we," I mean "me."
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Oh.
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They're beautiful.
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Never mind. Whatever that
is, I don't want one.
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They're lungs.
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We use them at the hospital
to scare teenagers.
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Healthy lung,
smoker's lung.
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It only takes six months
to go from that to that.
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So what you're saying is
I don't have to quit till June.
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Come on, Tammy.
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The square of the hypotenuse
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of a right triangle
is equal to what?
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26.
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24.
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Eight.
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I'm not looking for a number.
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X. Lot of times it's X.
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I'm gonna jump in here.
It's the sum of the squares
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of the two adjacent sides.
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Which is probably 26.
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How come you know this stuff
so much better than I do?
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Because we've been going through
it relentlessly for six weeks.
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God, I'm never gonna pass.
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You'll be fine.
You were the "A" student
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when we were teenagers.
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That was many brain cells ago.
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You know,
before the drinking, the drugs
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and my Roller Derby concussions.
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Hey.
Hey.
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Hey.Tammy,
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I specifically
put the lungs away
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so I wouldn't have to see that.
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Wendy told me to keep it
in your face. Catch.
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Hey. How many times
have I told you kids
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to not play lung
in the house?
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Wendy is driving me crazy.
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She keeps sending me pictures
of smokers with mouth cancer
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and holes in their throats.
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Gross. Can you forward me one?
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It can be your treat when
we complete your math review.
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The carrot on the stick.
Well played.
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Why is my Visa bill so high?
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Don't look at me.
I haven't used your Visa card
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since Starbucks started
asking for I.D.
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I mean, even in a hat,
they won't believe I'm you.
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I spent over $200
on cigarettes last month?
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[exhales]
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That's it. I'm quitting.
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Wait a minute, so pictures of
cancer mouth didn't get to you,
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but the Visa bill did?
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We're all gonna die
of something.
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Until then, I need money.
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[gasps] I can't believe you
just threw out those cigarettes.
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You know, in prison, that's two
massages and a cornbread muffin.
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I am so proud of you.
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I hate that nasty habit.
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Awfully judgy for a woman
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who used to snort coke
with a tampon applicator.
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Even high, I was an innovator.
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This is gonna be good.
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This is the right decision.
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[chuckles]
I just saved my own life.
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What have you done today?
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Oh, Bonnie's been helping me
study for the GED.
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She knows this stuff
better than I do.
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Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
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Hey, Bonnie. You know what?
You should take the GED with me.
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Why the hell would I do that?
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Well, you could get
a high school diploma.
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Don't you want one? Come on,
Christy, what do you think?
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Should I have had
one final cigarette
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before I threw them all away?
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You know, if I wanted a diploma,
I could just print one out
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on my computer like I did
with my pilot's license.
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Hey.Adam's home.
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Calm down.What's going on?
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I quit smoking.
And it's a nightmare.
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I'm trying to convince Bonnie
to take the GED with me.
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That sounds like a
great idea... Why?Now, don't you start.
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You always say you hate
being a building manager.
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Maybe this will
open up some doors.
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Oh, I see, you're ashamed of me.
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Sorry, I'm out.
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Okay, guys, I'm just gonna
take out the trash.
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Oh, wait, honey.
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Before you go...
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I will dance on your grave.
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What are we thinking?
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Are we feeling brave?
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It's just,
we're not good with change.
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Okay, but you're missing out
on the new salad.
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New salad?
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No. Not ready.
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Where's Tammy?
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She's home studying.
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The GED's tomorrow.
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That's a shot at me, right?
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What are you talking about?
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Because I won't take the test
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and everyone's
harassing me about it.
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Oh, my God.
Shut up already.
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Take it, don't take it,
who cares?
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So, Christy quit smoking.
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Yay.
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I can wear silk again.
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And your health,
and your health.
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Good for you, sweetie.
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And just so you know,
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the next few days could
be a little rocky.
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Will they, oh wise one?
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Why don't you just shut
the knowledge hole?
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Okay. Back to you, Bonnie.
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Why wouldn't you want
to take the GED?
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Because I'm not good at tests.
I always fail.
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I'm not book-smart.
I'm street-smart.
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Which is better anyway.
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You know what never
saved my life? Geometry.
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You know what did? Being able to
tell if a drug dealer was a cop.
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White socks.
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I don't think you're giving
yourself enough credit.
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I mean, sure, maybe you
didn't do well in school,
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but you were drinking
and using back then.
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Wendy, what's new with you?
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Don't try to change
the subject
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by pretending
to care about Wendy.
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Yeah.
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Bonnie, you can't let
fear get in your way.
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You're a strong,
sober woman now,
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and that means you're
capable of handling things
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that you couldn't
handle before.
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JILL:
Well,
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that's beautiful.
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Beatrice, give me that new menu.
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Nope, nope. [grunts]
I spoke too soon.
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Do you realize
it's been 40 years
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since we sat together
in a classroom?
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Longer than that, isn't it?
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Well, it was 1975.
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How many years is that?
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[mouthing]
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I'm starting to lose confidence
about the math section.
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All right, everybody,
turn off your phones.
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The test will begin
in two minutes.
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I'm so glad we
studied together.
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I feel so prepared.
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How you doing?Good, good, good, good.
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Hey, will you switch with me?
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Why?There's a squirrel out here.
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It looks like
he's wearing pants.
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It's distracting. Yeah.Okay.
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[sighs]
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[grunts]
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This chair has a wobbly back.
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[whispering]: Hey.
My friend thinks you're cute.
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Would you mind swapping seats?
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You okay?
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Perfect.
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Except Big Ben
is ticking in my ear.
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Hey. Would you switch with me?
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Uh, that guy thinks you're cute.
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Hey, Bonnie!
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So glad we're
doing this together.Me, too.
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PROCTOR:
And begin.
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[inhales sharply]
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Which one of you
is wearing perfume?
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Look at those lucky bastards,
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puffing away
without a care in the world.
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And all I've got is this
stupid cinnamon toothpick.
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Yeah, but you're going to live
longer than they are.
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Step away.
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Quitting smoking
still hard?
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Yes, Jill.
Yes, it is.
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00:10:09,958 --> 00:10:12,291
Why don't you try
that nicotine gum?
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It's supposed to
take the edge off.
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00:10:14,083 --> 00:10:18,625
Hmm. Do you know how much
that nicotine gum costs?
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00:10:18,666 --> 00:10:21,791
Do you know how much
anything costs, you princess?
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I know that if you
keep talking to me like that,
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this princess is gonna pop you
right in that cute button nose.
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Aw, go ahead.
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And I'll give you
a refreshing cinnamon blast
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right in the eye.
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You know what?
I'm gonna go scrub the sink.
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Come on, Wendy, show me how.
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Don't we usually have
more cookies left over?
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Christy ate, like,
30 of them.
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Do not ask her about it.
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Oh, my God, you guys.
I got my score. I passed!
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Oh, fantastic.
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Mom, did you get yours?
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I failed.
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What? No.
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No, it's okay. I'm good.
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You sure?
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Yeah. I'm fine.
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This one would like
to stay out.
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Mom, you okay?
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00:11:32,541 --> 00:11:34,000
Want a cookie?
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00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:35,791
Toothpick?
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00:11:36,875 --> 00:11:38,833
Split a pack of cigarettes?
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I don't need you
to feel sorry for me.
250
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And stop eating these.
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I talked you into this.
It's all my fault.
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No, it's not.
I failed a test.
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I've done it a million times.
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You knew this stuff.
What happened?
255
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What always happens:
I couldn't focus.
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I forgot everything.
I didn't even finish.
257
00:11:55,958 --> 00:11:58,291
It didn't help that the room
was, like, 1,000 degrees
258
00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:00,458
and there were sirens
and dogs and a mouth breather
259
00:12:00,500 --> 00:12:02,166
who sounded like Darth Vader.
260
00:12:02,208 --> 00:12:05,541
Seriously, try to concentrate
with this going on behind you.
261
00:12:05,583 --> 00:12:08,541
[deep, rasping breaths]
262
00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:12,375
Bonnie, when can you
take the test again?
263
00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:14,083
Never. Now, come on,
let's go celebrate
264
00:12:14,125 --> 00:12:17,000
the one person in this room
who actually is smart.
265
00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:20,291
I don't know how many times
I have to remind you people
266
00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:24,166
I have a master's degree
in art history, but okay.
267
00:12:24,208 --> 00:12:26,958
I'll meet you guys outside.
I got to go to the bathroom.
268
00:12:27,041 --> 00:12:29,000
[whispers]:
So do you.
Oh, so do I.
269
00:12:29,041 --> 00:12:31,750
What's up?I just feel bad celebrating
in front of Bonnie.
270
00:12:31,791 --> 00:12:33,208
Oh, that's understandable.
271
00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:35,083
But, honey, this is a big deal.
272
00:12:35,125 --> 00:12:37,500
And it's okay for you
to be proud of yourself.
273
00:12:37,541 --> 00:12:39,916
Good, 'cause I'm really,
really proud of myself.
274
00:12:39,958 --> 00:12:41,416
I passed, I passed,
I passed.
275
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:43,375
Come on, Marge,
dance with me.Yeah, yeah. Okay.
276
00:12:43,416 --> 00:12:44,791
Okay, okay.I passed, I passed.
277
00:12:44,833 --> 00:12:46,958
My hip. My back. My leg.
278
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:54,208
Uh-uh, Christy, we're waiting
over here for them.
279
00:12:54,250 --> 00:12:56,375
I'm coming.
280
00:12:56,416 --> 00:12:59,208
Hey, Bonnie, have you ever
thought you might have A.D.D.?
281
00:12:59,291 --> 00:13:01,041
Now, why would she have
an alarm company?
282
00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:02,916
She barely has
any furniture.
283
00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:05,041
Attention deficit disorder.
284
00:13:05,083 --> 00:13:06,916
Oh, that you
definitely have.
285
00:13:06,958 --> 00:13:09,333
Really, Jill? Is that
your master's degree
286
00:13:09,375 --> 00:13:11,458
in finger painting talking?
287
00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:13,833
You know, it would
explain a lot.
288
00:13:13,875 --> 00:13:15,583
Why don't you go back
to whatever crab boat
289
00:13:15,625 --> 00:13:17,333
you're the captain of?
290
00:13:17,375 --> 00:13:19,375
I know a doctor
who can test you.
291
00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:21,833
Ugh.
Wouldn't kill you
to check it out.
292
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,291
Actually, I think it would,
because if I find out
293
00:13:23,333 --> 00:13:25,125
I have one more thing
wrong with me, I'm gonna go home
294
00:13:25,166 --> 00:13:26,208
and put my head
in the oven.
295
00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:29,125
It's electric,
but you can try.
296
00:13:29,166 --> 00:13:31,291
All right, let's go.
297
00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:38,958
It's okay,
blow right in my face.
298
00:13:39,000 --> 00:13:40,958
JILL:
Christy!
299
00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:44,000
Love you guys.
Smell you tomorrow.
300
00:13:49,291 --> 00:13:51,958
Oh. What are
you doing up?
301
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,833
Nothing.
What are you doing up?
302
00:13:53,875 --> 00:13:55,833
Nothing.
303
00:14:03,500 --> 00:14:04,541
What are you looking for?
304
00:14:06,208 --> 00:14:08,125
I thought I might have
some ice cream is all.
305
00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:10,166
Oh, good, 'cause I threw out
the cigarettes you hid in there.
306
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:12,625
Damn it.
307
00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:16,000
So, why are you really up?
308
00:14:16,041 --> 00:14:18,250
I'm reading about A.D.D.
309
00:14:18,291 --> 00:14:21,083
I found this online test
that helps you figure out
310
00:14:21,125 --> 00:14:23,208
if you might have it.Did you take it?
311
00:14:23,250 --> 00:14:25,041
About half, and then
I found your credit card
312
00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:27,333
and bought a pair of yoga pants,
just for old time's sake.
313
00:14:27,375 --> 00:14:30,250
Well, first, give me my card.
314
00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:31,500
It's already back
in your wallet.
315
00:14:31,541 --> 00:14:33,500
What is this, amateur hour?
316
00:14:33,541 --> 00:14:36,375
All right, let me see this test.
317
00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:37,958
[sighs]
318
00:14:39,958 --> 00:14:42,458
Do you have trouble finishing
projects and activities?
319
00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:44,500
That's when I saw the ad
for the yoga pants,
320
00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:46,625
so what do you
think, sometimes?
321
00:14:47,708 --> 00:14:49,500
Sure.
322
00:14:51,416 --> 00:14:55,208
Have you ever experienced
problems with drugs and alcohol?
323
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:57,416
[both laugh]
324
00:15:02,083 --> 00:15:03,583
[both sigh]
325
00:15:05,083 --> 00:15:08,041
Do you ever have difficulty
staying focused
326
00:15:08,083 --> 00:15:11,375
during boring
or repetitive tasks?
327
00:15:11,416 --> 00:15:13,041
What's going on?
328
00:15:13,083 --> 00:15:14,458
Things were heating up in there,
329
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,083
and then you just wandered off.
330
00:15:27,625 --> 00:15:29,583
Sometimes.Sometimes.
331
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,083
There it is.
332
00:15:39,125 --> 00:15:41,125
Right?
333
00:15:43,208 --> 00:15:44,708
Thought you quit.
334
00:15:44,750 --> 00:15:46,750
I did.
335
00:15:46,791 --> 00:15:50,666
Twice this morning,
and again ten minutes ago.
336
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:53,500
I don't get it.
337
00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:56,375
Why was I able to quit
drinking, drugs and gambling,
338
00:15:56,416 --> 00:15:58,000
but I can't beat this?
339
00:15:58,041 --> 00:16:00,208
Well, 'cause you had
a lot of support
340
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,666
with those other things.
341
00:16:01,708 --> 00:16:05,625
You ever considered
Nicotine Anonymous?
342
00:16:05,666 --> 00:16:10,500
Do you get a kickback for
every group you get me into?
343
00:16:10,541 --> 00:16:13,000
No more programs.
Okay.
344
00:16:13,041 --> 00:16:15,375
Maybe you're not
ready to stop.
345
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:18,000
But I hate it.
My friends hate it.
346
00:16:18,041 --> 00:16:19,208
It makes me smell bad.
347
00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:20,666
It's wreaking
havoc on my skin.
348
00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:22,416
My teeth are turning yellow.
349
00:16:22,458 --> 00:16:25,291
I'm hacking up stuff that
should not come from a human.
350
00:16:25,333 --> 00:16:28,166
Excuse me, can you
take this inside?
351
00:16:28,208 --> 00:16:31,291
This is my last one,
and then I'm quitting.
352
00:16:31,333 --> 00:16:35,083
Yeah, this is my
last one, too.
353
00:16:35,125 --> 00:16:37,125
[laughing]
354
00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:42,708
Hi. I'm Bonnie, and
I'm an alcoholic.
355
00:16:42,750 --> 00:16:44,000
ALL:
Hi, Bonnie.
356
00:16:44,041 --> 00:16:46,541
So, I just came from the doctor,
357
00:16:46,583 --> 00:16:49,583
and he says I have
attention deficit disorder.
358
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:53,791
And it kind of explains
my whole life.
359
00:16:53,833 --> 00:16:57,041
My trouble at school, jobs,
360
00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:59,458
relationships.
361
00:16:59,500 --> 00:17:02,000
Good news is he says
I can take the GED again
362
00:17:02,041 --> 00:17:03,833
and ask for extra time.
363
00:17:03,875 --> 00:17:06,000
I can even take it
in a room by myself
364
00:17:06,041 --> 00:17:09,750
if I want to, where there
are no distractions.
365
00:17:09,791 --> 00:17:12,041
You know, a do-over.
366
00:17:12,083 --> 00:17:14,000
I kind of wish
I could get a do-over
367
00:17:14,041 --> 00:17:16,500
for the other stuff
I've messed up in my life.
368
00:17:17,708 --> 00:17:19,916
God.
369
00:17:19,958 --> 00:17:21,833
How did no one notice this?
370
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,875
I mean, if one
foster parent
371
00:17:24,916 --> 00:17:26,833
or teacher or
anybody had said,
372
00:17:26,875 --> 00:17:29,500
"Hey, this kid isn't dumb,
she just needs a little help,"
373
00:17:29,541 --> 00:17:31,125
everything could have
been different.
374
00:17:31,166 --> 00:17:34,000
I mean, I've spent my entire
freaking life struggling,
375
00:17:34,041 --> 00:17:37,166
and now I find out
it didn't have to be that way?
376
00:17:40,041 --> 00:17:42,416
Who knows what
I could have done?
377
00:17:46,708 --> 00:17:47,916
That's all I got.
378
00:17:49,916 --> 00:17:51,500
Oh, one more thing.
379
00:17:51,583 --> 00:17:54,000
If you've ever been mad at me
for falling asleep
380
00:17:54,041 --> 00:17:56,541
or texting while you're sharing,
you can't be.
381
00:17:56,583 --> 00:17:57,875
I have A.D.D.
382
00:18:08,541 --> 00:18:10,125
This new salad is the best.
383
00:18:10,166 --> 00:18:11,333
Why did we resist it?
384
00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:14,208
I know. Nectarines, corn
and cranberries
385
00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:18,125
don't seem like they
go together, but they do.
386
00:18:18,166 --> 00:18:19,541
Kind of like us.
387
00:18:19,583 --> 00:18:22,666
[all groan]
388
00:18:22,708 --> 00:18:24,750
I don't know what
you guys are talking about.
389
00:18:24,791 --> 00:18:26,791
I hate it.
Excuse me, Bea?
390
00:18:26,833 --> 00:18:29,125
When I ordered this salad,
I didn't realize
391
00:18:29,166 --> 00:18:30,625
there was all this
gross stuff in it.
392
00:18:30,666 --> 00:18:33,250
All the gross stuff
is listed on the menu.
393
00:18:33,291 --> 00:18:35,541
Yeah, but here's the thing.
394
00:18:35,583 --> 00:18:37,625
I have A.D.D.
395
00:18:37,666 --> 00:18:40,541
I'll light a candle for you.
396
00:18:42,833 --> 00:18:46,666
I'm gonna make you a T-shirt
that says "I have A.D.D."
397
00:18:46,708 --> 00:18:48,833
so you don't have
to say it as much.
398
00:18:48,875 --> 00:18:51,083
Well, I won't remember
to wear it. You know why?
399
00:18:52,333 --> 00:18:53,708
I got to feed my meter.
400
00:18:53,750 --> 00:18:56,583
Wait, before
you go smoke,
401
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:59,208
we all chipped in
and got you something.
402
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:04,125
If this is a kidney or a heart
403
00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:06,541
or any other diseased organ,
404
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:10,208
I'm going to chop it up
and put it in your salads.
405
00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:13,291
Everything else is in here.
Why not throw it in?
406
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,750
Come on, open it.
407
00:19:15,791 --> 00:19:18,458
Ah.
408
00:19:18,500 --> 00:19:20,625
Nicotine gum.
409
00:19:20,666 --> 00:19:22,500
Have I really been that cranky?
410
00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:24,166
ALL:
Yes.
411
00:19:24,208 --> 00:19:27,375
Oh, like you're all so
freaking low-maintenance.
412
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:30,375
Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead
and pop one in right now.
413
00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:37,902
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