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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour.
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Here's to love!
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To love!
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Congratulations, you assholes!
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I don't need you... to do
anything, thank you.
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I just had a little...
What? What, darling?
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..miscarriage.
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Unless you can find a way to stop
this horrendous wedding.
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You come in showing off about
your miscarriage,
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like you didn't even want
the one you had.
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What was that?
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It wasn't a fox, was it?
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Hi! Oh!
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- How do you two know each other?
- Oh, we are partners.
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I didn't want my husband's baby.
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It's like a goldfish out
the bowl sort of thing.
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Oh, my God, Claire,
I love your hair!
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If it didn't want to be in there,
it didn't want to be in there.
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Something wasn't right.
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Uh, I've changed my mind
about the wedding.
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I can't let them down like that.
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I leave tomorrow, so...
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I can't have sex with you,
because I'll fall in love with you.
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And if I fall in love with you,
I won't burst into flames,
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but my life will be fucked.
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What?
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Mm.
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What are you thinking?
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I just...
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Come on.
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..I just... Come on.
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..I just can't believe you did that.
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I know.
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So good to see you!
We're over the moon.
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Good to see you! Love the shirt.
Who was that?
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Is this the, um... Don't!
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It'll come off.
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Thank you.
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What's happening with the priest?
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Oh, hi. Oh!
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Nothing.
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Ooooh! So good of you
to come and get me!
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Get you? See me!
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Hi, Jake. Where's Claire?
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Just there.
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Your dad's just down there.
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Nice skirts.
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Do you need me to say
anything emotional about today?
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No, no. I think we're all right,
thanks. We're good.
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Do you want tequila?
I'm going to get one.
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Hi. Hi! Nice to...
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How was Klare?
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Well, he's crazy about me.
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So, that's a nightmare.
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Nightmare. He's back to Finland
today, anyway, which is good.
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It's fine, it's totally fine.
Sounds like it's fine. It is.
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It's going to be
a lovely day, isn't it?
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I'm afraid so.
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This is my very interesting
friend Daniel, who's deaf.
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I picked him up at a student
gallery opening.
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Utterly fascinating.
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Can't hear a thing,
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but is a fabulous physical
communicator through hands and lips.
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Oh, I love that!
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And this is my extraordinary friend
Francine, she's a lesbian.
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And this is Asif, my bisexual,
Syrian refugee friend,
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who you haven't actually
met yet, darling.
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And, Asif, this is, um...
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..oh, my God.
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This is... this is...
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..God, how extraordinary. I just,
I always call you darling.
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This is the love of my life!
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Hi.
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Is there somewhere I can put this?
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We said no presents!
Oh, you're such a sweetheart.
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She's a natural rule breaker.
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Not today!
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Ah, well I've been trying
to get rid of it for ages.
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Oh!
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Thank you.
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I'm going to open it over a bin,
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so I've got somewhere
to put the paper.
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Um, come with me!
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Uh, are you short on staff
or where, do you need me, or...?
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No, I just wondered if you had
a little show planned?
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What? Well, you normally do.
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And I wondered if there was anything
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I might need to know about,
that might happen later?
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No.
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Good.
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Well, let me know
if you change your mind.
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Because today is the most
important day of my life
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and I love your father very much.
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And I imagine you'd rather have me
looking after him in the years to
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come than having to do it yourself.
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So... no more miscarriages.
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It's worth a lot.
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So...
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Thank you.
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I'll go and put her
straight back on her shelf.
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Do you know, I often thought it
strange that of all my pieces
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you chose to take her.
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Why?
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She was based on your mother.
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So nice to have her
back in the house.
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Oh! OH, FUCK! Oh, God. Fuck,
you're here. Oh, Jesus.
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I thought you were a fox.
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You're not.
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No, are you? I didn't know you
were...
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No, no, I'm fine, sorry.
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No, I just didn't want to,
I'm practising the homily.
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How's it going? Not good, not good.
I can't, I can't...
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You look lovely.
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Thank you. So do you.
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Wait till you see me in the full
shebang, you're going to lose
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your fucking mind.
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We just need to get through this bit
and then we can...
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..we can... Yeah.
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Better get changed.
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Yeah, good luck.
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Oh, my God.
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What?
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You have lipstick all over...
Oh, fucking hell.
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That would not look good,
has it gone?
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Where?
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Oh, fucking hell.
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I don't know, I don't know...
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..oh, I don't know
what this feeling is.
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Is it God or is it me?
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I don't know.
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I don't know.
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Fuck you, then.
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Where's your priest?
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I don't know.
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You OK?
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Yes, well, um...
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I hate my husband and the man
I love is on his way to Finland,
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so pretty weird.
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Oh! Way to upstage the bride!
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Tried my best.
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Cute dress.
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Oh, look. Woooo!
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This is our very chic priest.
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Oh, good, I was aiming for chic!
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It's particularly
good around the, uh...
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Thank you.
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Father, you remember Martin.
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Hey, how you doing, man?
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Bit nervous, Martin.
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And you know Jake.
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Yes, hello, Jake. How are you?
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And this is my very interesting
friend Lucy, who is a surrogate.
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Hello.
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Weird. And this is my
unstable step-daughter,
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who's had a miscarriage.
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Nice to see you again.
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But you knew that, you were there.
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It was my miscarriage.
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What?
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It was my fucking miscarriage.
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Yes, I thought
you'd find that funny.
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How interesting.
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She was just covering for me.
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We were pregnant?
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For a few weeks, yes.
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It was my baby? Sorry, so
you haven't had a miscarriage?
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No, sorry.
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Wait, what the fuck
is going on here?!
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It was, it was my baby?
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I guess it was your
baby's way of saying
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it didn't want you as it's father.
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Like a goldfish out of the bowl
sort of thing.
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Ohh!
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Sorry, but whoever had a miscarriage,
could you take it to the kitchen, please?
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No! Don't follow me, Jake.
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Oh, and this is over.
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You're leaving me.
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No, no, no. Yes!
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Are you drunk?
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Yes. Are you sober?
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A bit. Could you just fuck off?
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Oh, absolutely not! OK, no, no.
I'm staying right here.
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I want you to leave me.
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Listen to me, I just, I have...
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I think he has a little speech.
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..I have a little speech
that's building here.
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Now, I know you look at me and you
see a bad man with a big beard.
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You are an alcoholic and you
tried it on with my sister.
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Fine.
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I tried to kiss your sister
on her birthday.
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MY birthday!
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Fine! I mix up birthdays
and I have an alcohol problem,
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just like everyone else
in this fucking country.
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But I am here and I do things.
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I pick up Jake up from shit,
I make dessert for Easter,
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I organise the downstairs toilet,
I fired the humming cleaner.
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You enjoyed that.
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I hoover the car.
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I put up all your certificates
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and I don't make you feel
guilty for not having sex with me.
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I AM NOT A BAD GUY!
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I just have a bad personality,
it's not my fault.
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Some people are born
with fucked personalities.
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Look at Jake.
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He is so creepy, it's not his fault!
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WHY the bassoon!?
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You want to know what
the bassoon is!?
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It's a CRY FOR HELP!
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The main fucking problem here
is that you don't like me.
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And that has been breaking
my fucking heart for 11 years.
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I love you.
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I make you laugh.
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I'm a douche, but I make you laugh.
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You said that that was the most
important thing!
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I think the thing that you hate
the most about yourself
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is that you actually love me.
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So, I am not going to leave you,
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until you are down on
your knees begging me.
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Please, leave me.
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Oh, man.
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I didn't think you'd do
that in that dress.
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Right. Well...
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..I guess the only thing
left for me to say is...
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..fuck you.
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Fuck you.
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What have you done with him?
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Who? Your father.
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The wedding is about the start
and no-one can find him anywhere.
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Um... Can you do something?
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Please.
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Please.
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Please!
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Garden. Upstairs. OK.
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Dad?
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Dad.
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I can't get out.
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OK, Dad, you can.
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I can't! It's a trap.
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I'm stuck. No, Dad... I just,
there's nothing I can do.
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..everyone will understand.
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Just give them all a bottle
to take home.
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Honestly, they, they'll be relieved.
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My foot... is stuck.
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Oh.
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Everyone will understand?
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Um...
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W-will you help me, please?
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How is it stuck...? Just,
just help me get it out.
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I'm going to be in so much trouble.
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What are you doing up here?
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I... I just remembered
that I'd left a...
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a friendly mouse trap up here a few
weeks ago and I hadn't checked it.
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And I just wanted to make sure that
one little chap hadn't got, uh,
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trapped in it and was, uh,
was suffocating up here.
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I think I've worked out
what we need to do.
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Let's... Let's do it.
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Do it.
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Darling!
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I'll do it if you tell me
why you're up here.
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Just one honest answer.
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I, what, what? I, I don't think...
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One full sentence.
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I was checking on the mouse.
264
00:14:05,640 --> 00:14:07,400
Dad?
265
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Do you want to make a run for it?
I can smuggle you out
266
00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,840
in one of mum's dresses.
You would, as well.
267
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,240
Look, I-I know she's not...
268
00:14:19,640 --> 00:14:21,400
..everyone's cup of tea.
269
00:14:24,640 --> 00:14:27,040
And neither are you, darling.
270
00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:31,640
I mean, I'm sorry, I love you,
but I'm not sure that I like you...
271
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ALL the time.
272
00:14:33,680 --> 00:14:35,400
Sorry.
273
00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,920
Hey, you created this monster.
274
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:41,080
You're not the way you are
because of me.
275
00:14:41,080 --> 00:14:42,360
I know.
276
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,560
You're the way you are
because of her.
277
00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,880
And it's those bits
that you need to cling to.
278
00:14:53,120 --> 00:14:55,240
Right, can you get my shoe out?
279
00:14:55,240 --> 00:14:59,800
I just want you
all to be proud of me.
280
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We are proud of you, Dad.
281
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You have two daughters who love you,
even if you don't like them.
282
00:15:04,480 --> 00:15:05,680
Argh!
283
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,160
I like Claire.
284
00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:08,880
Jesus, Dad!
285
00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:14,800
Thank you.
286
00:15:14,800 --> 00:15:16,560
OK.
287
00:15:17,560 --> 00:15:19,360
Come on.
288
00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,760
I-I don't think I can.
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Come on.
290
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:24,360
Buck up.
291
00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:26,960
Smiles, charm, off we go.
292
00:15:31,880 --> 00:15:35,840
I think you know how to love
better than any of us.
293
00:15:35,840 --> 00:15:38,840
That's why you find it
all so painful.
294
00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:45,760
I don't find it painful.
295
00:15:54,920 --> 00:15:56,240
(They're there.)
296
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OK, go, go, go, go.
297
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:11,080
OK, Dad.
298
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,320
No, no, no. Stay with me.
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Stay.
300
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Darling!
301
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:39,280
Oh, sorry.
302
00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:43,520
Good afternoon, everybody.
303
00:16:43,520 --> 00:16:46,760
Thank you for coming today,
to celebrate the love between
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these two very special people.
305
00:16:49,360 --> 00:16:52,080
Before we start, uh, Jake
has asked to play another piece
306
00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:53,440
on his bassoon.
307
00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:05,720
I can't do this reading.
308
00:17:05,720 --> 00:17:07,360
Don't do it. What?
309
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,800
I'll do it.
310
00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:10,120
You go and get him.
311
00:17:10,120 --> 00:17:11,280
I can't go and get him.
312
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:12,760
Why not?
313
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,960
It's too late.
314
00:17:13,960 --> 00:17:15,840
I can't leave my father's wedding.
315
00:17:15,840 --> 00:17:18,600
He's called "Klare" for God's sake
316
00:17:18,600 --> 00:17:20,800
and he's already at
the airport, anyway.
317
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:22,200
Well, there you go.
318
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,400
Is it running through
the airport kind of love?
319
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,720
I'm not going to the airport.
320
00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:27,320
He'd think I was insane.
321
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:30,480
I'm just saying... The airport.
How would I even find him?
322
00:17:30,480 --> 00:17:32,600
You can't get through security
without a boarding pass.
323
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:33,920
No, I wasn't suggesting...
324
00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:36,160
I'd have to buy a dummy ticket
just to get through the gate.
325
00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,480
I don't know when his flight is
or which terminal.
326
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,960
Imagine if I knew that.
327
00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,320
Imagine him finding out
I knew all that.
328
00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:44,960
Imagine if he was just in Boots
buying a pair of tweezers
329
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,920
in Terminal 5 and
suddenly I was there,
330
00:17:46,920 --> 00:17:48,320
"Hello, Klare."
331
00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:49,800
Yeah, OK, that would be intense.
332
00:17:51,360 --> 00:17:53,760
The only person I'd run
through an airport for is you.
333
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:04,200
Thank you, Jake, for that
beautiful bassoon piece.
334
00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,640
Uh, written especially for today.
335
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,040
I believe it's called...
336
00:18:09,040 --> 00:18:10,560
..Where's Claire.
337
00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:18,880
I think what you guys
are doing is amazing.
338
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:21,120
Sorry.
339
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:24,320
Oh! Fuck me.
340
00:18:24,320 --> 00:18:26,560
I'm sorry, didn't get much
sleep last night.
341
00:18:26,560 --> 00:18:29,720
So, it turns out it's quite
hard to come up with something
342
00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,360
original to say about love.
343
00:18:32,640 --> 00:18:34,040
But I've had a go.
344
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:43,640
Love is awful!
345
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,560
It's awful.
346
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:48,000
It's painful.
347
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:49,040
It's frightening.
348
00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,800
Makes you doubt yourself,
judge yourself.
349
00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:56,320
Distance yourself from the
other people in your life.
350
00:18:56,320 --> 00:18:58,040
Make you selfish.
351
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,400
Makes you creepy!
352
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,480
Makes you obsessed with your hair.
353
00:19:01,480 --> 00:19:03,160
Makes you cruel!
354
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:05,800
Makes you say and do things
you never thought you would do!
355
00:19:05,800 --> 00:19:07,880
There's something wrong
with your priest.
356
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,960
It's all any of us want
and it's hell when we get there!
357
00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:15,080
So, no wonder it's something
we don't want to do on our own.
358
00:19:17,320 --> 00:19:19,640
I was taught if
we're born with love,
359
00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,640
then life is about choosing
the right place to put it.
360
00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:23,120
People talk about that a lot.
361
00:19:23,120 --> 00:19:25,400
It "feeling right".
"When it feels right it's easy."
362
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,120
But I'm not sure that's true.
363
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:31,480
It takes strength
to know what's right.
364
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:43,600
And love isn't something
that weak people do.
365
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:48,240
Being a romantic takes
a hell of a lot of hope.
366
00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,240
I think what they mean is...
367
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,920
..when you find somebody
that you love...
368
00:20:00,280 --> 00:20:01,840
..it feels like hope.
369
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:17,880
Go out the side way, now.
370
00:20:26,920 --> 00:20:30,880
So, thank you for bringing us
all together here today.
371
00:20:30,880 --> 00:20:34,480
To take words
from this book of love,
372
00:20:34,480 --> 00:20:38,400
be strong and take heart,
373
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:42,240
all you who hope in the Lord.
374
00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:48,240
Um, let's get on with the big bit.
375
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,480
Oh, there you are.
376
00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:03,760
Hi.
377
00:21:19,440 --> 00:21:21,240
Fuck it.
378
00:21:24,720 --> 00:21:26,320
Thank you.
379
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:31,680
And thank you.
380
00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:38,240
Oh, the, uh, the priest
is looking for you.
381
00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,680
Oh.
382
00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:41,040
Don't break his heart.
383
00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:47,680
Oh, thank you so much. Hiya.
Oh, are you leaving?
384
00:21:47,680 --> 00:21:50,520
Oh, actually, well,
I thought you were...
385
00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,160
I was changing. Oh, yeah.
386
00:21:52,160 --> 00:21:54,640
What do you do? Do you get the,
get the bus or...?
387
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:55,720
Yeah, I get the bus.
388
00:21:55,720 --> 00:21:57,360
On the road? Just on the road.
389
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:58,880
I go on the bus. Cool. OK.
390
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,560
Well, bye, my daughter.
391
00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,520
Bye, Father.
392
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:05,440
Bye, Father.
393
00:22:06,600 --> 00:22:08,280
Goodbye. Bye.
394
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,840
You nailed it.
395
00:22:38,080 --> 00:22:40,680
They always lie,
it'll magically come in a minute.
396
00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,040
Yeah.
397
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,480
They're really into each other,
those two, it's nice.
398
00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,720
They really pulled it off.
399
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:51,394
Was your sister OK?
She seemed... Yeah, she,
400
00:22:51,395 --> 00:22:52,920
um, she had to run off...
a bit on edge.
401
00:22:52,920 --> 00:22:55,240
..to a work thing. Wow, dedicated!
402
00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,360
Addicted.
403
00:23:11,040 --> 00:23:12,760
It's God, isn't it?
404
00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:18,080
Yeah.
405
00:23:23,720 --> 00:23:25,480
Damn.
406
00:23:26,880 --> 00:23:28,520
Damn.
407
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:32,760
You know, the worst thing is...
408
00:23:34,720 --> 00:23:36,440
..that I fucking love you.
409
00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:43,160
I love you.
410
00:23:45,120 --> 00:23:46,920
No, no, don't.
411
00:23:46,920 --> 00:23:49,800
No, let's just leave that out there
just for a second on its own.
412
00:23:52,240 --> 00:23:53,880
I love you.
413
00:24:05,280 --> 00:24:06,960
It'll pass.
414
00:24:23,560 --> 00:24:25,000
This bus is not magically coming.
415
00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:26,680
I think I'll walk. OK.
416
00:24:32,440 --> 00:24:34,520
Uh, see you Sunday?
417
00:24:34,520 --> 00:24:37,120
I'm joking. You're never ever
allowed in my church again.
418
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:42,320
I love you, too.
419
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,720
OK.
420
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,000
Ugh!
421
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:22,680
This Feeling by Alabama Shakes
422
00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,640
♪ I just kept hoping
423
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:31,560
♪ I just kept hoping
424
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:34,000
♪ The way would become clear... ♪
425
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,720
He went that way.
426
00:25:39,480 --> 00:25:41,960
♪ ..I spent all this time
427
00:25:43,520 --> 00:25:46,120
♪ Trying to play it nice
428
00:25:46,120 --> 00:25:49,160
♪ I found my way here
429
00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:57,640
♪ See, I've been having me
a real hard time
430
00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:00,560
♪ But it feels so nice
431
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,920
♪ To know I'm going to be all right
432
00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:12,440
♪ So I just kept dreaming
433
00:26:12,440 --> 00:26:15,600
♪ Yeah, I just kept dreaming
434
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:18,640
♪ It wasn't very hard
435
00:26:23,120 --> 00:26:26,840
♪ I spent all this time
436
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:30,240
♪ Trying to figure out why
437
00:26:30,240 --> 00:26:33,000
♪ Nobody on my side
438
00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,720
♪ See, I've been having me
a real good time
439
00:26:41,720 --> 00:26:44,480
♪ And it feels so nice
440
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:48,360
♪ To know I'm going to be all right
441
00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:53,440
♪ Yeah, if I wanted to
442
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:59,800
♪ I'd be all right. ♪
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