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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,155 --> 00:00:03,968 Family! I have exciting news! 2 00:00:05,836 --> 00:00:07,971 Oh Good. David, I hoped you were home. 3 00:00:07,998 --> 00:00:09,163 Thanks. 4 00:00:09,196 --> 00:00:10,897 You're aware of the extraordinary work 5 00:00:10,932 --> 00:00:13,952 of New York-Based photographer Sebastien Raine? 6 00:00:15,570 --> 00:00:17,271 You mean my ex? 7 00:00:17,304 --> 00:00:19,239 When did you date Sebastien Raine? 8 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,388 They dated for like a month and a half 9 00:00:21,413 --> 00:00:23,210 and David got very upset about it. 10 00:00:23,243 --> 00:00:25,489 Okay, It was almost three months. 11 00:00:25,515 --> 00:00:26,914 Four, if you include the month 12 00:00:26,949 --> 00:00:28,350 that he was seeing other people. 13 00:00:28,384 --> 00:00:30,285 And you met him through me. 14 00:00:30,318 --> 00:00:31,397 That's nonsense. 15 00:00:31,422 --> 00:00:34,289 I met Sebastien Raine at an art opening years ago. 16 00:00:34,323 --> 00:00:35,723 At my gallery. 17 00:00:35,758 --> 00:00:37,136 And can you please stop saying his full name. 18 00:00:37,159 --> 00:00:39,545 He's a monster, who uses people, 19 00:00:39,570 --> 00:00:41,029 - and leaves them for dead. - Yeah. 20 00:00:41,063 --> 00:00:43,331 I hate to play contrarian, David, but The Times and I, 21 00:00:43,365 --> 00:00:46,115 both consider Sebastien Raine a dear friend. 22 00:00:46,402 --> 00:00:47,735 Remember when he dumped you? 23 00:00:47,770 --> 00:00:49,170 And you ate all those mall pretzels, 24 00:00:49,204 --> 00:00:50,738 and watched "Bridget Jones's Diary" 25 00:00:50,773 --> 00:00:52,439 every day for a year. 26 00:00:52,475 --> 00:00:54,576 It wasn't a whole year, 27 00:00:54,609 --> 00:00:57,843 And I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels. 28 00:00:58,731 --> 00:01:00,465 Okay, that's enough news for today. 29 00:01:01,524 --> 00:01:03,557 Ummm no, what about him? 30 00:01:05,487 --> 00:01:06,748 He's coming here. 31 00:01:07,790 --> 00:01:09,557 What? Wha... Why? 32 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:12,694 Sebastien Raine wants to collaborate on a project. 33 00:01:12,727 --> 00:01:14,129 With me. 34 00:01:14,162 --> 00:01:15,730 And you his commitment to his work. 35 00:01:15,765 --> 00:01:17,141 He's willing to come all the way here. 36 00:01:17,165 --> 00:01:19,420 When flying me to New York would be a lot easier. 37 00:01:19,635 --> 00:01:20,968 And a welcome escape. 38 00:01:21,003 --> 00:01:22,938 But Sebastien Raine puts his subjects first. 39 00:01:22,972 --> 00:01:25,073 And he told me I must respect that. 40 00:01:25,106 --> 00:01:27,007 Okay. You know what? I don't care. 41 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:28,576 So you can do whatever you like. 42 00:01:28,611 --> 00:01:29,623 I could cancel, 43 00:01:29,649 --> 00:01:31,140 but you just told me you don't care 44 00:01:31,164 --> 00:01:33,326 so now I have no choice but to meet him. 45 00:01:35,016 --> 00:01:39,320 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 46 00:01:43,192 --> 00:01:44,615 I think he's coming. 47 00:01:44,640 --> 00:01:46,686 So could you please go to the window and check for me? 48 00:01:46,795 --> 00:01:49,531 - Who's he? - Uh, Sebastien Raine. 49 00:01:49,564 --> 00:01:51,997 He's most likely wearing a very expensive sweater, 50 00:01:52,022 --> 00:01:53,435 that doesn't look very expensive. 51 00:01:53,468 --> 00:01:54,870 Is he like, really... 52 00:01:54,903 --> 00:01:56,914 Really handsome in a homeless-y way sort of way? Yes. 53 00:01:56,938 --> 00:01:58,340 Yup. Then he is coming here. 54 00:01:58,373 --> 00:01:59,707 Oh, he is? Okay. 55 00:01:59,741 --> 00:02:00,740 - He's walking. - He's walking. 56 00:02:00,766 --> 00:02:02,534 - He's walking towards here. - Where is he walking to? 57 00:02:02,558 --> 00:02:03,873 - And now he's coming in - Now he's coming in... 58 00:02:03,899 --> 00:02:05,046 and so he's here. 59 00:02:05,070 --> 00:02:06,438 He's here. All right. 60 00:02:06,462 --> 00:02:07,334 David. 61 00:02:07,382 --> 00:02:08,782 - Oh... - Wow. 62 00:02:08,817 --> 00:02:09,817 This is... 63 00:02:10,586 --> 00:02:12,990 exactly how I pictured it. 64 00:02:13,014 --> 00:02:14,069 Sebastien. 65 00:02:14,094 --> 00:02:16,826 Ah... You're-you're here. 66 00:02:17,623 --> 00:02:19,497 I thought you were supposed to be with my mother. 67 00:02:19,522 --> 00:02:21,326 So good to see you. 68 00:02:21,352 --> 00:02:23,460 Look at you... You look really... 69 00:02:24,122 --> 00:02:25,723 Healthy. 70 00:02:26,562 --> 00:02:28,364 Thanks. 71 00:02:29,652 --> 00:02:31,621 I can't believe this is where you live. 72 00:02:34,538 --> 00:02:35,905 I think you're brave. 73 00:02:35,938 --> 00:02:37,014 Hi. 74 00:02:37,439 --> 00:02:38,807 Stevie. 75 00:02:38,841 --> 00:02:40,341 I like your sweater. 76 00:02:40,377 --> 00:02:42,460 You must be David's girlfriend. 77 00:02:42,812 --> 00:02:45,980 - No... - No, I own The Motel, 78 00:02:46,015 --> 00:02:48,550 so that makes me more like your landlord? 79 00:02:48,585 --> 00:02:49,918 No. It doesn't. 80 00:02:49,953 --> 00:02:51,319 Stevie, Stevie. Stevie. 81 00:02:51,353 --> 00:02:53,522 I'd love to Polaroid you naked one day. 82 00:02:54,139 --> 00:02:55,557 Okay. 83 00:02:55,591 --> 00:02:57,325 Okay?! 84 00:02:57,360 --> 00:02:59,104 David, I'm thinking maybe I'll stay the night, 85 00:02:59,128 --> 00:03:02,431 so I hope we can, you know... catch up. 86 00:03:02,465 --> 00:03:06,819 Yeah, I'm super busy these days... 87 00:03:06,913 --> 00:03:10,506 Yeah, I just feel like we have unfinished business, you and I. 88 00:03:10,539 --> 00:03:11,907 Room five is available. 89 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:13,507 Room five sounds great. 90 00:03:17,319 --> 00:03:18,687 So brave. 91 00:03:20,326 --> 00:03:21,750 Hm-hm. 92 00:03:21,784 --> 00:03:23,451 - So brave. - Okay. 93 00:03:34,129 --> 00:03:35,679 Moira! 94 00:03:36,165 --> 00:03:38,266 Sebastien Raine! 95 00:03:38,300 --> 00:03:40,420 - Hello! - Ohhh! 96 00:03:44,841 --> 00:03:46,709 Is this place not funny? 97 00:03:46,742 --> 00:03:49,764 I think it might just be one of my favorite local dives. 98 00:03:49,846 --> 00:03:53,147 I love it. It's just so unassertive. 99 00:03:53,182 --> 00:03:55,498 You can't find this in New York City. 100 00:03:55,885 --> 00:03:57,887 New York misses you, Moira. 101 00:03:57,912 --> 00:03:59,945 You're too kind. 102 00:04:01,390 --> 00:04:04,076 And correct. 103 00:04:04,461 --> 00:04:06,427 Tell me things, Sebastien. 104 00:04:06,462 --> 00:04:08,430 Tell me everything! 105 00:04:08,465 --> 00:04:10,765 Well, I just got back from London. 106 00:04:10,800 --> 00:04:12,668 I was touring with Madonna. 107 00:04:12,701 --> 00:04:15,639 She commissioned a series of anti-portraits. 108 00:04:15,838 --> 00:04:17,225 Whoa. 109 00:04:17,507 --> 00:04:19,074 Well, it sounds brilliant. 110 00:04:19,108 --> 00:04:22,511 I want to do something even more brilliant with you, Moira. 111 00:04:22,545 --> 00:04:23,913 Hm. 112 00:04:24,940 --> 00:04:27,750 Come, let's walk. Creativity lives on its feet. 113 00:04:27,783 --> 00:04:29,550 Anything else is bullshit. 114 00:04:29,586 --> 00:04:31,487 I just ordered you a Sanka-ccino. 115 00:04:33,622 --> 00:04:35,391 It's a beautiful day. 116 00:04:35,425 --> 00:04:37,492 And you're a beautiful subject. 117 00:04:37,526 --> 00:04:40,629 Sebastian, I must insist you stop with the flattery... 118 00:04:40,663 --> 00:04:42,363 In due time. 119 00:04:47,336 --> 00:04:50,509 So I have a quick little school form you to fill out. 120 00:04:50,533 --> 00:04:51,706 Sure. 121 00:04:52,509 --> 00:04:53,519 What is this? 122 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,321 Um nothing. It just says that I work here. 123 00:04:55,345 --> 00:04:58,540 Uh-huh. This is for volunteer hours. 124 00:04:58,566 --> 00:04:59,814 But you don't volunteer here. 125 00:04:59,848 --> 00:05:00,947 You work here. 126 00:05:00,973 --> 00:05:03,218 But, I volunteer to work here. 127 00:05:03,557 --> 00:05:05,220 Because it's your job. 128 00:05:05,254 --> 00:05:07,824 Okay but, I need these hours to graduate so... 129 00:05:07,850 --> 00:05:09,925 So looks like you're gonna have to find 130 00:05:09,959 --> 00:05:11,326 somewhere to volunteer. 131 00:05:11,360 --> 00:05:12,872 Okay. It's just, I thought my community service hours 132 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:14,262 would apply but they don't count 133 00:05:14,297 --> 00:05:16,230 because their court-ordered. So... 134 00:05:16,266 --> 00:05:18,766 Yeah, I think the whole point of volunteering 135 00:05:18,802 --> 00:05:21,069 is to give something back, right? 136 00:05:21,103 --> 00:05:22,805 Okay. Sure. But whatever I give back 137 00:05:22,838 --> 00:05:25,106 has to happen within two weeks. 138 00:05:25,709 --> 00:05:28,293 Well, I might have something for you 139 00:05:28,317 --> 00:05:30,839 but... I don't think you're going to be interested. 140 00:05:30,865 --> 00:05:32,047 Try me. 141 00:05:32,081 --> 00:05:34,449 Well, I work with some seniors a couple times a month. 142 00:05:34,483 --> 00:05:36,918 Wow. So cute. 143 00:05:36,942 --> 00:05:39,915 Um, it's just I have a thing with skin tags and old smells. 144 00:05:39,941 --> 00:05:41,490 So I might just need to think on it. 145 00:05:41,524 --> 00:05:44,026 Well, tonight's gonna be fun though, dance lessons! 146 00:05:44,060 --> 00:05:46,795 We'd have to touch them. 147 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:51,533 Oh psst! Hey, Johnny! 148 00:05:51,567 --> 00:05:52,935 Come here! Come here! Come here! 149 00:05:52,968 --> 00:05:56,471 - Hey Roland. - Here sit down. Sit. Sit! 150 00:05:56,505 --> 00:05:58,941 Okay. Now act like you're talking to me. 151 00:05:58,975 --> 00:06:00,274 I am talking to you. 152 00:06:00,310 --> 00:06:02,310 No. Not like that. 153 00:06:02,345 --> 00:06:03,745 It's got to be more conversational. 154 00:06:03,779 --> 00:06:05,113 You know, like, um... 155 00:06:05,148 --> 00:06:08,206 "Yes the weather is cold." 156 00:06:08,485 --> 00:06:09,851 Okay, I'm not following. 157 00:06:09,886 --> 00:06:11,286 Okay, that's better. 158 00:06:11,321 --> 00:06:13,649 - But try it a little more casually. - What is going on? 159 00:06:13,673 --> 00:06:15,634 Bob is trying to get his poker night together again 160 00:06:15,658 --> 00:06:16,992 and he wants me to play. 161 00:06:17,026 --> 00:06:18,274 And I can't afford it. 162 00:06:18,298 --> 00:06:20,995 Well then just say no, politely decline. 163 00:06:21,031 --> 00:06:22,997 Well that's not gonna work, Johnny. 164 00:06:23,033 --> 00:06:26,499 Tell him that we're doing something together tonight, okay? 165 00:06:26,524 --> 00:06:29,637 Tell him... you're taking me for a haircut tonight. 166 00:06:29,672 --> 00:06:31,072 - Haircut? - Hey Johnny. 167 00:06:31,106 --> 00:06:33,413 - Roland. - Oh, Bob. 168 00:06:33,439 --> 00:06:35,321 - Almost didn't see you there. - Right. 169 00:06:35,345 --> 00:06:37,178 I was just Chattin' away with Johnny. 170 00:06:37,213 --> 00:06:38,913 Well, I just wanted to let you know that 171 00:06:38,947 --> 00:06:41,283 we're starting the big poker night again, 172 00:06:41,317 --> 00:06:43,555 so if you're interested... 173 00:06:43,788 --> 00:06:45,286 Uh well... 174 00:06:45,321 --> 00:06:46,988 I wouldn't mind playing, Bob. 175 00:06:47,023 --> 00:06:48,656 - Really? - Well.. 176 00:06:48,691 --> 00:06:50,625 That's great! 177 00:06:50,659 --> 00:06:54,696 Well, listen I'll see you both at my place, 178 00:06:54,730 --> 00:06:57,021 uh... around seven. 179 00:06:58,201 --> 00:06:59,725 Seven o'clock. 180 00:07:00,136 --> 00:07:01,264 Can I ask you something? 181 00:07:01,288 --> 00:07:02,848 Um, do you have even the slightest concept 182 00:07:02,872 --> 00:07:04,540 of what just happened here? 183 00:07:06,519 --> 00:07:11,000 - Oh! It is so nice to get away. - Hm. 184 00:07:11,375 --> 00:07:13,214 There's something very cathartic 185 00:07:13,249 --> 00:07:14,916 about stepping into someone else's world. 186 00:07:14,951 --> 00:07:16,285 Hm. 187 00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:19,093 That's one of the reasons we chose to settle here. 188 00:07:19,687 --> 00:07:22,156 - David seems well. - Well he... 189 00:07:22,192 --> 00:07:23,559 Excuse me? 190 00:07:23,593 --> 00:07:26,495 I ran into him earlier at the motel. 191 00:07:26,528 --> 00:07:28,129 At the motel? 192 00:07:28,555 --> 00:07:30,165 And here I thought I gave you 193 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:34,235 very specific instructions to go directly to the cafe. 194 00:07:34,370 --> 00:07:35,670 Ever the renegade. 195 00:07:35,704 --> 00:07:37,973 Yeah, I got here and decided it was probably best 196 00:07:38,007 --> 00:07:39,408 to get a room. 197 00:07:39,442 --> 00:07:41,425 Only a day just didn't seem enough. 198 00:07:41,577 --> 00:07:43,377 You got yourself a room? 199 00:07:43,413 --> 00:07:44,947 Oh, aren't you lucky! 200 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:46,314 They're usually booked up. 201 00:07:46,348 --> 00:07:48,216 You must have used our name. 202 00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:50,185 But Sebastien, I was under the impression 203 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,920 that you were here just for today for a quick consult... 204 00:07:52,956 --> 00:07:54,466 Hey! What are you doing? 205 00:07:54,490 --> 00:07:57,441 Sorry, it's the way the light is catching you. 206 00:07:57,466 --> 00:07:58,759 The photo took itself. 207 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:00,456 Ah, but you had to push the button. 208 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:02,029 Sebastien don't, please. 209 00:08:02,064 --> 00:08:04,800 This is my talk now, shoot later look. 210 00:08:04,824 --> 00:08:08,283 So, this visage is off-limits for-for the moment. 211 00:08:08,309 --> 00:08:09,437 Plea... 212 00:08:09,471 --> 00:08:11,507 Don't worry, I'm just using you for scale. 213 00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:13,040 It's this backdrop. 214 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:16,144 There's a provincial romanticism to all this, 215 00:08:16,178 --> 00:08:17,332 that's just... 216 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,466 terrifying and important. 217 00:08:22,098 --> 00:08:23,851 Far be it from me to stand in the way 218 00:08:23,887 --> 00:08:25,420 of your inspiration. 219 00:08:25,454 --> 00:08:28,891 Well, why don't you actually stand over there? 220 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,292 Where? 221 00:08:30,326 --> 00:08:31,793 - Further into the field. - Oh... 222 00:08:31,827 --> 00:08:33,013 Yes! 223 00:08:35,398 --> 00:08:37,231 No, into the field. 224 00:08:37,267 --> 00:08:38,667 - Further! - Huh? 225 00:08:38,701 --> 00:08:40,067 - Yeah, into the field. - Umm? 226 00:08:40,092 --> 00:08:41,865 Yes. Further! 227 00:08:42,905 --> 00:08:44,273 Sebastien, I was... 228 00:08:44,307 --> 00:08:46,711 Let the field reveal itself to you. 229 00:08:48,610 --> 00:08:50,955 Okay... I was wondering 230 00:08:50,980 --> 00:08:54,202 when we do the actual shoot... um... 231 00:08:54,227 --> 00:08:57,029 Are we thinking studio or on location? 232 00:08:57,054 --> 00:08:59,153 Because I bet Mr. Schnabel 233 00:08:59,188 --> 00:09:01,289 would love to loan us the Palazzo... 234 00:09:01,323 --> 00:09:02,758 Yes! 235 00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,860 Okay. As long as you can still hear me. 236 00:09:04,894 --> 00:09:06,995 I was also thinking Berlin... 237 00:09:16,370 --> 00:09:17,702 Oh hi! 238 00:09:17,941 --> 00:09:19,875 Nice day with Sebastien? 239 00:09:19,908 --> 00:09:21,475 Very productive. 240 00:09:21,510 --> 00:09:22,844 I think we've laid the groundwork 241 00:09:22,879 --> 00:09:25,130 for an exciting enterprise. 242 00:09:25,623 --> 00:09:28,482 I'm sure you'll be a wonderful subject. 243 00:09:28,518 --> 00:09:30,219 Oh, thank you, sweetheart. 244 00:09:30,253 --> 00:09:33,154 Today was more about discussing theme, 245 00:09:33,188 --> 00:09:36,158 - and tone, mise en scene. - Uh-huh. 246 00:09:36,182 --> 00:09:40,095 You know, he may have taken a few reference photos, but... 247 00:09:40,129 --> 00:09:42,407 So he photographed you today then? 248 00:09:42,432 --> 00:09:47,094 Hm-hm. You know just a few dozens snaps about town... 249 00:09:47,119 --> 00:09:48,786 picturettes, really. 250 00:09:50,206 --> 00:09:52,440 Why would you have allowed this to happen? 251 00:09:52,875 --> 00:09:54,976 I don't know he just started shooting 252 00:09:55,010 --> 00:09:57,412 and shouting and I did what he told me to do 253 00:09:57,447 --> 00:09:59,713 and I "leaned in" to the moment. 254 00:10:00,515 --> 00:10:01,883 How did that work out for you? 255 00:10:01,918 --> 00:10:04,785 I leaned in! I don't know, David. 256 00:10:04,821 --> 00:10:07,181 Why don't you try it... sometime! 257 00:10:17,110 --> 00:10:18,875 Everybody, I'd like to introduce Alexis, 258 00:10:18,899 --> 00:10:20,278 she's going to be joining us tonight. 259 00:10:20,302 --> 00:10:21,678 So that way we'll all have partners. 260 00:10:21,702 --> 00:10:23,070 That's great! 261 00:10:23,104 --> 00:10:24,938 Dot, you won't need the Swiffer. 262 00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:27,118 I guess I'll be dancing with Ted. 263 00:10:27,673 --> 00:10:29,909 I thought Carol assigns the dance partners. 264 00:10:29,945 --> 00:10:32,913 We'll all get a chance to dance with Ted. 265 00:10:33,321 --> 00:10:34,847 Everyone up! 266 00:10:34,883 --> 00:10:36,000 Come on. 267 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:38,326 This is actually very cute. 268 00:10:38,351 --> 00:10:41,688 Although I did think that there would be more of them. 269 00:10:41,722 --> 00:10:45,091 Yeah, well there used to be, but... you know. 270 00:10:45,274 --> 00:10:47,394 Oh, okay, 271 00:10:47,428 --> 00:10:49,996 but these ones actually smell like very clean, 272 00:10:50,030 --> 00:10:51,398 like baby powder. 273 00:10:51,432 --> 00:10:52,809 Yeah, I think it's probably better 274 00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:54,274 if you call the girls by their names. 275 00:10:54,302 --> 00:10:57,037 Ted, could you give me a hand with these chairs here? 276 00:10:57,072 --> 00:10:58,414 Of course! 277 00:11:00,085 --> 00:11:02,086 We've heard a lot about you. 278 00:11:02,711 --> 00:11:04,278 That is so sweet. 279 00:11:04,312 --> 00:11:06,110 Why would he bring her here? 280 00:11:06,480 --> 00:11:07,880 Are you talking about me? 281 00:11:07,916 --> 00:11:10,683 You can be my dance partner, dear. 282 00:11:13,087 --> 00:11:14,548 Dot. 283 00:11:20,330 --> 00:11:21,928 Does Dot have arthritis? 284 00:11:21,962 --> 00:11:24,798 Because it looks like she's giving me the finger. 285 00:11:24,832 --> 00:11:27,000 Well, she has arthritis, 286 00:11:28,816 --> 00:11:30,708 but not in that hand. 287 00:11:34,412 --> 00:11:36,485 Full house. Read 'em and weep. 288 00:11:36,510 --> 00:11:38,445 And I think I come in second 289 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,080 because I got a pair of Queens. 290 00:11:40,115 --> 00:11:42,149 There's no second place, Roland. 291 00:11:42,182 --> 00:11:45,219 Well, you were right about Bob. He's quite the player. 292 00:11:47,211 --> 00:11:49,230 I'll go see if Gwen's has any more of these 293 00:11:49,256 --> 00:11:51,125 bacon-wrapped scallops. 294 00:11:52,527 --> 00:11:55,895 Yeah, I guess it's another trip to Bob's laundromat, right? 295 00:11:55,929 --> 00:11:57,774 You know, because he keeps taking us to the cleaners. 296 00:11:57,798 --> 00:11:59,198 Yeah, we get it, Roland. 297 00:11:59,234 --> 00:12:00,667 I don't think it's an accident 298 00:12:00,701 --> 00:12:02,135 that Bob keeps winning. 299 00:12:02,169 --> 00:12:03,504 What are you talking about? 300 00:12:03,538 --> 00:12:06,206 Haven't you noticed how Gwen circles the table 301 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:09,077 with appetizers, constantly eying Bob. 302 00:12:09,102 --> 00:12:11,345 Then he lays down a big fat bet and wins. 303 00:12:11,379 --> 00:12:12,745 You know, come to think of it, 304 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:15,448 those matching visors they're a little suspicious 305 00:12:15,482 --> 00:12:16,850 I don't want to believe this, 306 00:12:16,884 --> 00:12:19,952 But ah, I do miss my wristwatch. 307 00:12:20,346 --> 00:12:22,573 I just think it'd be interesting to see what happens 308 00:12:22,599 --> 00:12:25,600 if Gwen wasn't around for the next hand. 309 00:12:26,337 --> 00:12:30,673 Ahhh. Like if she had an "accident" or something? 310 00:12:32,267 --> 00:12:34,400 I don't mean bump her off, Roland. 311 00:12:34,436 --> 00:12:35,869 I mean, if she's not here, 312 00:12:35,903 --> 00:12:37,504 if she had to go to the store. 313 00:12:37,538 --> 00:12:39,338 I want to see how Bob's luck gonna hold 314 00:12:39,374 --> 00:12:41,139 if when Gwen's not here. 315 00:12:41,375 --> 00:12:43,155 It's worth a shot. 316 00:12:43,469 --> 00:12:45,745 Okay, uh, do you want me to handle this? 317 00:12:45,779 --> 00:12:47,158 I'm pretty good in high-stakes situations. 318 00:12:47,182 --> 00:12:48,816 No. I think, I've got it. 319 00:12:48,850 --> 00:12:50,450 Okay. Well, I'll ride shotgun with you. 320 00:12:52,019 --> 00:12:55,254 So Bob. Were just talking about how delicious the food is 321 00:12:55,289 --> 00:12:57,191 and you know the only thing missing is... 322 00:12:57,225 --> 00:12:58,798 Gwen's gotta go! 323 00:12:59,726 --> 00:13:02,229 I think what Roland is saying is... 324 00:13:02,263 --> 00:13:04,697 if she could maybe go to the store 325 00:13:04,731 --> 00:13:07,400 to perhaps pick up some a little more... 326 00:13:07,434 --> 00:13:08,643 Kosher? 327 00:13:08,668 --> 00:13:10,048 And halal. 328 00:13:10,971 --> 00:13:12,940 Gwen, you called it! 329 00:13:12,974 --> 00:13:16,019 Yeah. Sure. Sure. That would do it. 330 00:13:16,044 --> 00:13:19,613 Yeah and some gluten-free options, for the ladies. 331 00:13:19,647 --> 00:13:21,148 Oh Gosh, 332 00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:22,816 I'm sorry I didn't think of this. 333 00:13:22,850 --> 00:13:26,019 But you know, maybe... maybe Roland could go? 334 00:13:26,053 --> 00:13:28,688 He's running pretty low on chips. 335 00:13:28,722 --> 00:13:30,191 Sure. I can drive. 336 00:13:30,725 --> 00:13:32,426 I don't think you want to drive, Roland. 337 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:33,942 I don't mind. I love driving. 338 00:13:33,967 --> 00:13:36,269 I don't think you do. 339 00:13:37,932 --> 00:13:41,274 Yeah, I don't love driving. Not at night. No! 340 00:13:41,299 --> 00:13:42,870 And I'm drunk. 341 00:13:42,903 --> 00:13:43,855 Okay. 342 00:13:43,879 --> 00:13:45,672 I'm all right, dear. I could go. 343 00:13:45,706 --> 00:13:47,432 Thanks, sweetheart. 344 00:13:48,206 --> 00:13:51,775 Good. All right, so my deal. 345 00:14:00,811 --> 00:14:02,177 David. 346 00:14:02,955 --> 00:14:05,458 I'm glad you're here. Come in. 347 00:14:07,261 --> 00:14:09,529 Um yeah, I was just getting a drink... 348 00:14:09,563 --> 00:14:12,609 by the uh... the vending machine... so... 349 00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:15,535 I had a prolific day with your mother today. 350 00:14:15,570 --> 00:14:16,903 Yes she said. 351 00:14:16,937 --> 00:14:18,304 Very excited about the shoot. 352 00:14:18,338 --> 00:14:20,274 The photos are really haunting. 353 00:14:20,503 --> 00:14:22,011 Haunting. 354 00:14:22,376 --> 00:14:24,610 Sure she'd be thrilled about that adjective. 355 00:14:24,645 --> 00:14:28,947 Umm, she told me this little... trip 356 00:14:28,972 --> 00:14:31,965 was supposed to be more of a creative discussion. 357 00:14:33,321 --> 00:14:35,551 David, your Mother is a revelation. 358 00:14:35,722 --> 00:14:39,403 This is the way she was meant to be presented to the world. 359 00:14:40,094 --> 00:14:41,461 I'm sorry. 360 00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:45,174 Is this you deciding what someone else wants again? 361 00:14:45,216 --> 00:14:49,645 I-I want you to know that I care 362 00:14:49,955 --> 00:14:52,207 about what happened between you and me. 363 00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:56,610 And while my therapist said I should never feel sorrow, 364 00:14:56,644 --> 00:14:59,164 I do appreciate your pain. 365 00:15:00,075 --> 00:15:01,442 Okay. 366 00:15:01,562 --> 00:15:03,196 And I wanna explore that. 367 00:15:03,317 --> 00:15:04,509 Uh-huh. 368 00:15:04,533 --> 00:15:05,967 Maybe... even... 369 00:15:07,366 --> 00:15:08,734 physically. 370 00:15:08,759 --> 00:15:09,914 Oh... 371 00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:12,953 Well, I shouldn't. 372 00:15:13,076 --> 00:15:14,409 Oh you should. 373 00:15:15,931 --> 00:15:18,865 Okay, fine, but um, I can't stay. 374 00:15:23,961 --> 00:15:26,259 Um, okay... 375 00:15:26,538 --> 00:15:28,405 Joan, I'm probably wrong, 376 00:15:28,543 --> 00:15:30,831 but I feel like the other ladies are very... 377 00:15:30,855 --> 00:15:33,513 un-soothed by the fact that I'm here. 378 00:15:33,548 --> 00:15:36,316 Oh they are, but don't worry. 379 00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:39,572 It's just that we've just all grown very fond Of Ted. 380 00:15:41,088 --> 00:15:44,236 Oh well... we're not dating. 381 00:15:44,261 --> 00:15:46,225 But I do understand that old women 382 00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:50,019 can get very possessive about young... younger... 383 00:15:50,697 --> 00:15:54,967 Dear, we know all about the failed engagements. 384 00:15:55,003 --> 00:15:56,370 But don't worry, 385 00:15:56,403 --> 00:15:58,504 I'm not going to rake you over the coals to find out 386 00:15:58,538 --> 00:16:03,191 how on earth you ever let that one get away. Or why? 387 00:16:03,948 --> 00:16:05,745 Okay... 388 00:16:05,779 --> 00:16:07,714 It's none of my business 389 00:16:07,749 --> 00:16:10,149 and I'm sure you have your reasons. 390 00:16:10,183 --> 00:16:12,653 I'd just want to know what they are? 391 00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:14,921 Aggressive move, Joan. 392 00:16:14,956 --> 00:16:17,201 Well, I've been trying to set Ted up with my granddaughter 393 00:16:17,225 --> 00:16:19,774 For two years now. And nothing. 394 00:16:19,961 --> 00:16:21,827 Do you want me to put in a good word? 395 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:25,331 It wouldn't matter. And you know why? 396 00:16:25,557 --> 00:16:26,932 Is she not cute? 397 00:16:27,005 --> 00:16:29,006 She's not you. 398 00:16:30,677 --> 00:16:34,014 You must know that Ted is still stuck on you. 399 00:16:34,923 --> 00:16:38,010 I think you ladies are just a little bit confused. 400 00:16:38,046 --> 00:16:40,880 Ted and I are just very close friends. 401 00:16:40,914 --> 00:16:42,349 Hm. 402 00:16:42,383 --> 00:16:47,596 My husband and I were really close friends for 52 years. 403 00:16:52,126 --> 00:16:53,816 Mind if I cut in? 404 00:16:54,195 --> 00:16:55,595 Oh, yeah. 405 00:16:55,629 --> 00:16:58,298 But I'm also happy to keep dancing with one of them. 406 00:16:58,332 --> 00:17:00,600 No, I meant I could dance with Joan. 407 00:17:00,634 --> 00:17:02,101 Just the ladies get pretty upset 408 00:17:02,135 --> 00:17:03,769 if I don't divide my time between them. 409 00:17:03,804 --> 00:17:05,305 Oh, yeah. Yeah... 410 00:17:05,339 --> 00:17:09,068 Uh... Well then I will dance with Dot! 411 00:17:09,094 --> 00:17:11,328 I would rather dance with the Swiffer. 412 00:17:13,857 --> 00:17:15,232 Okay... 413 00:17:21,830 --> 00:17:25,726 Oh, I can't believe I took that with three sevens. 414 00:17:25,892 --> 00:17:29,228 Well, I guess it wasn't Gwen, was it, Johnny? 415 00:17:32,017 --> 00:17:33,384 Sorry? 416 00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:37,570 Nothing, nothing, Bob. 417 00:17:39,073 --> 00:17:41,474 Well, uh, Johnny had this theory 418 00:17:41,509 --> 00:17:44,907 that Gwen and you were... 419 00:17:46,116 --> 00:17:48,285 Johnny, why don't you tell Bob your theory. 420 00:17:52,086 --> 00:17:53,452 Well, Uh... 421 00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:54,855 You thought we were cheating? 422 00:17:54,888 --> 00:17:57,038 No! No... I 423 00:17:57,671 --> 00:18:01,461 No offense, but I don't need to cheat to beat any of you. 424 00:18:01,496 --> 00:18:04,263 It's just, you win a lot, Bob. 425 00:18:04,298 --> 00:18:05,717 And there's a reason for that. 426 00:18:06,138 --> 00:18:09,659 Listen now Ronnie, when you - when you have a good hand, 427 00:18:09,683 --> 00:18:11,919 you close your cards real quick. 428 00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:14,907 And Ray, when you've got a bad hand, 429 00:18:14,942 --> 00:18:16,843 you start tapping your foot. 430 00:18:17,345 --> 00:18:21,632 And Johnny your right eyebrow kind of just pops up 431 00:18:21,915 --> 00:18:24,116 And Roland... well, you know... 432 00:18:24,152 --> 00:18:26,486 I don't even know if you know the rules. 433 00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:28,355 I don't know all of them. No. 434 00:18:28,388 --> 00:18:29,756 Well you know, truth is 435 00:18:29,790 --> 00:18:32,491 we put most of the winnings towards the snacks 436 00:18:32,527 --> 00:18:34,661 that Gwen serves up. 437 00:18:34,857 --> 00:18:38,027 We thought it was kind of a special evening for everyone. 438 00:18:41,922 --> 00:18:45,137 In my defense, I didn't believed any of this, Bob. 439 00:18:45,173 --> 00:18:46,839 Gwen is very trustworthy. 440 00:18:46,874 --> 00:18:48,875 - Ray, you're tapping your foot. - Okay. 441 00:18:59,522 --> 00:19:01,891 - Moira - Good morning, Sebastien. 442 00:19:01,989 --> 00:19:04,958 I was up all night evaluating our little project 443 00:19:04,991 --> 00:19:07,059 and I've come to the unfortunate conclusion 444 00:19:07,094 --> 00:19:10,730 that you may have misrepresented your intentions. 445 00:19:10,912 --> 00:19:13,539 I wanted to capture the real Moira Rose. 446 00:19:13,946 --> 00:19:16,202 Does the real Moira Rose live in a studio? 447 00:19:16,237 --> 00:19:17,604 Or the Palazzo? 448 00:19:17,637 --> 00:19:19,573 I have. And I will again. 449 00:19:19,606 --> 00:19:22,107 If you're planning to capitalize on those images... 450 00:19:22,143 --> 00:19:24,044 You just have to trust me. 451 00:19:24,077 --> 00:19:25,912 With this work you will, once again, 452 00:19:25,946 --> 00:19:29,082 sit atop the summit of cultural conversation, 453 00:19:29,115 --> 00:19:31,173 with your inspired unfettering. 454 00:19:31,737 --> 00:19:33,377 Oh, I'd love to believe you, 455 00:19:33,403 --> 00:19:36,056 but there's a big fat line between charm and bullshit. 456 00:19:36,089 --> 00:19:38,924 Give me your camera. 457 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,401 David?! 458 00:19:40,862 --> 00:19:44,663 Umm, yes Sebastien and I just had some um, 459 00:19:44,699 --> 00:19:47,534 stuff that we needed to talk about. 460 00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:49,502 Well, I'm having a hard time landing 461 00:19:49,537 --> 00:19:51,671 on surprise or betrayal. 462 00:19:51,705 --> 00:19:54,795 Yeah, I should probably go. So... 463 00:19:57,111 --> 00:19:59,112 Give me the memory card, Sebastien. 464 00:19:59,145 --> 00:20:02,182 Moira, I'm scared for us. 465 00:20:03,217 --> 00:20:04,951 Oh, you mean this memory card? 466 00:20:06,921 --> 00:20:08,320 Yeah, I'd give it back, 467 00:20:08,346 --> 00:20:11,013 but I don't think it'll be of much use to you. 468 00:20:11,057 --> 00:20:13,153 It accidentally fell out of your camera 469 00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:14,928 into my hand last night. 470 00:20:14,961 --> 00:20:18,046 And then fell out of my hand into my drink. 471 00:20:19,032 --> 00:20:22,134 And then I stepped on it a lot. So... 472 00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:26,179 It was really good to see you, Sebastien. 473 00:20:26,203 --> 00:20:28,071 Good luck with the rest of this project. 474 00:20:30,991 --> 00:20:34,413 David, I feel terrible that you had to do that just for me. 475 00:20:34,448 --> 00:20:36,348 It wasn't just for you. 476 00:20:36,384 --> 00:20:38,317 Let's just say we both won. 477 00:20:41,461 --> 00:20:45,219 Okay folks, we're going to start with something a little different tonight. 478 00:20:45,243 --> 00:20:46,740 The game is called crazy eights. 479 00:20:46,775 --> 00:20:48,776 And the diamond shaped things are wild. 480 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,211 Roland, shush. 481 00:20:50,246 --> 00:20:52,713 Well I'm just glad we're back here again, 482 00:20:52,748 --> 00:20:55,549 and that we could put all that unpleasantness behind us. 483 00:20:55,584 --> 00:20:58,086 Gwen, these Teriyaki meatballs they're delicious. 484 00:20:58,119 --> 00:21:00,721 Wow and those sliders look incredible. 485 00:21:00,756 --> 00:21:02,269 Those aren't for you. 486 00:21:02,590 --> 00:21:04,511 How's that watch working out for you? 487 00:21:04,926 --> 00:21:06,605 I love it. 488 00:21:07,819 --> 00:21:09,186 Thanks. 489 00:21:09,211 --> 00:21:10,556 Johnny... 490 00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:12,542 Joahnny... 491 00:21:14,644 --> 00:21:18,804 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 34912

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