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[ Objects rattle ]Shh!
You'll wake Lily.
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[ Whispering ]
How drunk are you?I told you three times
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she's onthat school trip.[ Whispering ]
I'd feel more confident
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if you weren't
also whispering.[ Normal voice ] Fair point.
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[ Normal voice ] Are --
Are you wearing lipstick?
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Hm?
Am I wearing
nail polish?
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So, we kind of had
a crazy night out.
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It started off
at this little
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under-the-radar speakeasy
I heard about.
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Uh, he Googled"cool bars near me."
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Anyway, we met a group
of 20-somethings
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that took a shine to us.
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They introduced us to the world
of underground parties
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and $18 cocktails.
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It was so burnt.
Lit.
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Lit.
Lit.
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I don't evenremember half these bars.
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Did we goto a hospital last night?
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Okay, Grandma Tucker's
hangover remedy --
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put a pat of butter underneathyour tongue, tip your head back,
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and I'll pour the hot sauce
up your nose.
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[ Cellphones chimes, vibrates ]Wait, wait,
wait, wait.
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That's a group text
from Binker.
What?
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Mm-hmm.
Oh, my gosh.
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The gang wants to get back
together and party tonight.[ Groans ]
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And you said
we'd never hear from them
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after they saw us in that
horrible Denny's lighting.
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Okay, we have to play this
exactly right --
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We don't want
to come off too eager,
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but we also want to let 'em knowwe're down to mob.
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[ Groaning ]
Oh, my God.Cam, you knowour rule,
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we never go outtwo nights in a row.
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Yeah, I know,
but this is --We're already pushing it
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by going to thatlecture series tonight.
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What lecture series?
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[ Mug thuds ]Alan Greenspan'stop aide.
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We bought the season passso we'd get premium seating
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to "A Night of Sarcasmwith Fran Lebowitz."
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[ Cellphones chimes, vibrates ][ Gasps ]
Oh, everyone's in.
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Look at all those thumbs
of colors. They're so woke.[ Cellphone whooshes ]
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[ Cellphones chimes, vibrates ]
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"We're out.
Catch you next time"?
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Mitchell.
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How could you?
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Storm out softly.
You'll wake Lily.
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♪♪
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Phil: Morning, honey.Don't mind all the Caltech gear.
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I figured I'd surprise Alexat school and take her to lunch.
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Surprise her?At the end of the semester?
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Honey, she's probablyin the middle of exams.
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She's gonna be...
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thrilled.
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Have you ever
seen a video of yourself
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wearing something you didn't
realize was unflattering?
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Well, that happened
to me recently, and...
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it was my personality.
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For centuries, man has longed
to rule the air
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like the majestic
squirrel.
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The wait ends
today.
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Nope.
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Luke: Uh, but
what if we --
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Doesn't matter.Alex: Hey, Mom.
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I can pull this off,
right?
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Let me.
Oh.
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[ Doorbell ringing ]
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Ah, we're not home.
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[ Door slams shut ]
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I made a decision
to be less negative.
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It's the new me,
the girl who says "yes."
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Friend went to Mexico
for the weekend.
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I'm finding the level.
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Crockett and Tubbs,
you look snazzy.
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Thanks...I think.
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I'm trying
to step up my game.
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I started seeing
someone from work.
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Oh, honey.
I don't know
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if I think that's such
a good idea that --
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Never mind.
I approve.
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[ Dog food pouring ]
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I doubt my mom would approve
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if she knew the whole story.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Woman: Pool boy.
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I need more towels.
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Right away, ma'am.
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Done. I just approvedanother design.
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The most luxurious
dog bed yet.
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I call it...
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The Top of the Bark.
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Gloria: Ah, that's nice
that you can
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run your new company
at home
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in clothes that
you can only wear at home.
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When men get to a certain age,
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they stop trying.
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I've seen it before.
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First, it starts
with the clothes,
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then the body, then the brain.
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But I can't say anything to Jay,
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because when it comes
to his appearance,
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he's very sensitive.
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Mi amor,I'm back.
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Welcome home.
[ Gasps ]
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[ Chuckles ]
You hate it, right?
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I'll shave it.
It's a joke.
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Stupid!
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Good dawning, all.
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Jay:What am I looking at?
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Is the vet worriedyou're gonna bite yourself?
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It's a traditional
Tudor collar.
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I'm pledging my school's
Elizabethan Society,
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and I have to wear this
as a hazing ritual.
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I don't hate it.
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I think it makes your head
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look like one of
those fancy cookies.
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I also have to recite several
Shakespearean monologues
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and festoon our dining hall
with some bawdy bunting.
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What happened
to hazing?
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It used to bemacho stuff, you know,
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like making a guy drink a shotout of your belly button
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or passing
an orange around
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only using
your butt cheeks.
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Look. It's one of the most
selective groups on campus.
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I don't
want to jinx it,
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but a week from now,
I could be learning
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the steps of
the secret minuet.Ooh.
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This is what happens whenyou eliminate campus bullying.
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Jay,
what do you think?
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We'll go out
for a nice lunch,
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dress up
a little bit.
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This feels like an attack.
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All right, that's as gentle
as I can go,
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I am Colombian,
not Canadian.
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I got an e-mail
from the club.
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The older players have takenover the driving range
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for bocce
weekday mornings.
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So what? You can
play golf later.
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No, we got
a whole group --
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the Sunrise Swingers.
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We meet there at 6:00,hit a bucket.
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One of the galsis making up tank tops.
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Oh, yay.
More casual clothes.
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No, I'm going down there,get the support
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of some of
the other golfers.
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Maybe I can
fight this thing.Okay, good idea,
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but don't forget that there is
a dress code at the club.
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They probablyalready overturned it.
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Ah, the whole place
went to hell
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when they stopped puttingice in the urinals.
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There's just something aboutdestroying a thing
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while you're
taking a pee
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that makes a man
feel like a man.
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Oh, well,
hello there.
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Uh, Dad.
What are you doing here?Hi.
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I thoughtI'd take you to lunch.
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It wasn't just about lunch.
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Of my three kids, I've always
felt least connected with Alex.
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And I'm afraid that
the distance between us
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might grow after she graduates.
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Wow. Graduates?
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It was just, like, 10 years ago
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when she took
her first college course.
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I really wish
you would've called.
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I can't go to lunch today.
I'm late for...
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an event.Is that why
you're all dressed up?
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Yeah. But it's
no big deal.
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B-T-dubs, have you seen
your school paper?
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Apparently, your valedictorian
is a chimp.
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How is that
not bigger news?
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It's a fake paper, Dad.
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It's senior prank week.
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Oh. I wish I'd known that
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before I sent your mom
this text.
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"It's starting.
Hide the bananas."
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[ Chuckles ]
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Seriously?!The Kepler Award?
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Is this
where you're going,
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'cause it looks like
it's a big deal?
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It's just a boringreception for finalists.
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Well, I love
a good reception.
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What time
are we expected?
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Oh, I don't thinkI'm allowed to bring guests.
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Says here,
"families welcome."
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But I didn't RSVP.
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Says here,
"walk-ins encouraged."
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What an informative flyer.[ Laughs ]
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Awesome.
Let's do this.
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[ Groans ]
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Yoga, right?
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No winners, no losers,
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no "who's best?"
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You want me to tell you
that you are the only one
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that didn't need help
from the teacher?
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Was I?
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Janice. Hi.
Hi.
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This is Claire,
my husband's daughter.
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Hi.Hi.
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So, that makes Gloriakind of like your stepmother.
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Yeah, we don't
do that.
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Oh.
Um, anyways,
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how is
your new boyfriend?
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Pretty great.
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I do feel
a little awkward
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about the age difference,though.
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Ooh, which way
are we talking?
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He's, uh,
in his early 20s.
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[ Gasps ]
Noice!
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Isn't that
embarrassing?
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No.
I say go for it.
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Ooh, I like
this new Claire
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that says "yes"
to things.
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Before, you would belike, uh...
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what is the word
for grouchy?
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I don't think
it matters now.
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Early 20s, huh.
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Well, you're still beating
gravity at that point.
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I bet everything
is right where it should be.
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Oh, yes.
Yeah.
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Check out
this selfie he sent
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of his abs.
[ Gasps ]
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Damn!
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Mm.
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It's so nice to be with someonewho takes care of himself,
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not like the guys
my age.
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Tell me about it.
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Jay's starting to give up
a little bit.
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You know, in the way
that he's dressing.
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Mm.
Why don't you bring
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your guy by the house
to remind Jay
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that women like a man
that make a little effort.
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Um, well, we're freelater today, if that works.Perfect.
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And, Claire, you come, too,
so that you help me
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nudge Jay
in the right direction.
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Well, I wouldn't want
my first "no"
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to be
to my stepmother.I said we're not
doing that.
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Cam, hurry!
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If we get there
early enough,
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we get to submit a question
about Greenspan.
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I got a doozy
about stag-flation.
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Just hear me out.
You...
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We decided --No,
youdecided.
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And, Mitchell, we hadso much fun last night.
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Lily's gone
for one more night.
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Let's go out! Come on.Have some fun.
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And break our
two-night-in-a-row rule?
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No, no.
I don't think so.[ Sighs ]
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Okay, you slept
two hours last night.
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You know you hit a wall
when you get overtired.
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It's very intense.You knowwhat I think this is?
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I think you're worriedthat you can't keep up
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with meand my youthful spirit.Mm.
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The other day, you called
a refrigerator an icebox.
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That's not old,that's country cute.
253
00:08:43,174 --> 00:08:45,220
Okay.
Let's face it.
You were born 50,
254
00:08:45,263 --> 00:08:48,745
and I've alwaysbeen young at heart.
255
00:08:48,789 --> 00:08:50,834
And you know what?Maybe that's what attracted you
256
00:08:50,878 --> 00:08:53,968
to me in the first place --
my boyish charm.
257
00:08:54,011 --> 00:08:57,362
And you were an older,seasoned man who came and...
258
00:08:57,406 --> 00:08:59,713
seduced me,
Mr. Robinson.
259
00:08:59,756 --> 00:09:01,758
Okay, yeah,
that's a youthful reference.
260
00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:04,021
You should trot that out
with your new friends.
261
00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,414
Cam, this is
so you, okay?
262
00:09:05,457 --> 00:09:06,850
You're running
yourself ragged
263
00:09:06,894 --> 00:09:08,156
trying to remain young.
264
00:09:08,199 --> 00:09:10,462
I mean, there's nothing wrong
with accepting the fact
265
00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:11,638
that you're getting
a little older.
266
00:09:11,681 --> 00:09:13,596
Unless you're admitting ittoo soon.
267
00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,163
You don't want to look upone day and think,
268
00:09:15,206 --> 00:09:16,860
"Oh, what did I
forget to do?
269
00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:18,601
Oh, yeah. Live."
270
00:09:18,645 --> 00:09:20,821
Well, you know what?If you need me,
271
00:09:20,864 --> 00:09:23,824
I'm gonna be pre-gaming
in Binker's loft in...
272
00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:25,869
an abandoned cannery
273
00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:27,697
in the old
pickle district.
274
00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:28,959
Sounds drafty.
Yeah.
275
00:09:29,003 --> 00:09:30,308
[ Door slams shut ]
276
00:09:30,352 --> 00:09:32,223
Woman: Nice roll.
277
00:09:32,267 --> 00:09:34,312
Jay: The bocce situation
was worse than I feared.
278
00:09:34,356 --> 00:09:35,879
I had to get the range back
279
00:09:35,923 --> 00:09:38,621
in the hands of
the Sunrise Swingers.
280
00:09:38,665 --> 00:09:41,624
Listen, I, uh,
got to be discreet.
281
00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,844
Uh, I'm sort ofbehind enemy lines here.
282
00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:45,846
But, uh,if I'm not mistaken,
283
00:09:45,889 --> 00:09:47,848
you're a fellow, uh,
284
00:09:47,891 --> 00:09:49,240
"swinger."
Excuse me?
285
00:09:49,284 --> 00:09:51,242
No, no, it's okay. I'm cool.It's just that I, uh --
286
00:09:51,286 --> 00:09:52,853
I'm trying to get somethingstarted here.
287
00:09:52,896 --> 00:09:55,725
I mean, uh, of coursewe have to meet in secrecy,
288
00:09:55,769 --> 00:09:57,422
but I don't mindhosting at my house.
289
00:09:57,466 --> 00:09:59,686
Are you
actually suggesting --Lady, wake up.
290
00:09:59,729 --> 00:10:01,644
Our way of life
is under attack.
291
00:10:01,688 --> 00:10:02,993
Pretty soon, there won't beenough of us
292
00:10:03,037 --> 00:10:04,212
for a decent foursome.
293
00:10:04,255 --> 00:10:05,430
[ Quietly ]
I have to go.
294
00:10:05,474 --> 00:10:06,910
Okay. Well,just think about it.
295
00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:09,043
That's all.Just think about it.Okay.
296
00:10:09,086 --> 00:10:11,349
Worth a shot, huh?What?
297
00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,742
No, that's not
what I meant.
298
00:10:12,786 --> 00:10:14,657
Oh, that's what you bocceplayers are about, huh?
299
00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:16,485
You find something nice,and you ruin it.
300
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:19,314
[ Indistinct conversations,
piano plays softly ]
301
00:10:19,357 --> 00:10:20,794
That's Dr. Stieglitz.
302
00:10:20,837 --> 00:10:22,709
He makes the final decision
on the award.
303
00:10:22,752 --> 00:10:25,886
He's brilliant and scary
and impossible to impress.
304
00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,061
Hey, I know this is
your dad talking,
305
00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,453
but you're pretty brilliantand scary
306
00:10:28,497 --> 00:10:29,672
and impossible
yourself.
307
00:10:31,543 --> 00:10:33,241
Okay. I've made
an appearance.
308
00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:35,591
I think we can go.Come on, now, Alex.
309
00:10:35,635 --> 00:10:36,810
This is a party
in your honor,
310
00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:38,768
and you're here withyour own personal cheerleader.
311
00:10:38,812 --> 00:10:40,683
Dad, I just --I know how to pump upan academic crowd.
312
00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:42,685
I had to cheerfor the debate team once.
313
00:10:42,729 --> 00:10:45,645
"Be persuasive,
B-E persuasive."
314
00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:49,910
"B-E P-E-R-S--"That's enough.
315
00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:52,260
Stieglitz: "Damn. Might as well
ask Schrodinger's cat."
316
00:10:52,303 --> 00:10:55,393
[ Laughter ]
317
00:10:55,437 --> 00:10:56,830
Pets.
318
00:10:56,873 --> 00:10:59,049
I once had a macaw that
could use a remote control.
319
00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:01,356
Watched a lot of cable.
You'd think, uh --
320
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,967
You'd think Animal Planet,
but it was mostly Cinemax.Ah.
321
00:11:04,011 --> 00:11:05,621
I'm Alex's dad.[ Chuckles ]
322
00:11:05,665 --> 00:11:07,405
Alex, get in here.
323
00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:10,757
Actually, I was referring
to a thought experiment
324
00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:13,803
concerning a paradox
in quantum mechanics.
325
00:11:14,804 --> 00:11:16,588
Yes, quite, quite.
326
00:11:16,632 --> 00:11:18,329
[ Inhales deeply ]
327
00:11:18,373 --> 00:11:20,941
Where are you all from
originally?
328
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:22,551
It was so embarrassing.
329
00:11:22,594 --> 00:11:24,727
Professor Stieglitz is a genius.
330
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:27,077
He doesn't fall for people
who pretend to understand him
331
00:11:27,121 --> 00:11:28,949
by saying things
like "Quite, quite,"
332
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,864
or, "Indeed," or --
333
00:11:30,907 --> 00:11:32,953
Touché, my good man!
334
00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:35,738
But seriously,
I-I have a science question
335
00:11:35,782 --> 00:11:38,306
I've always
wondered about.Uh, maybekeep wondering.
336
00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:42,092
Would there be a safe amount
of helium you could give a baby
337
00:11:42,136 --> 00:11:44,312
that would lift it
off the ground?
338
00:11:44,355 --> 00:11:45,966
What?
339
00:11:46,009 --> 00:11:47,315
[ Laughing ] Oh. I don't
want it to float away.
340
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:49,012
I-I just want it
to have fun.
341
00:11:52,276 --> 00:11:53,582
Can we...
342
00:11:55,889 --> 00:11:57,455
Could you
do me a favor?
343
00:11:57,499 --> 00:11:59,240
I'm having a packagedelivered to my dorm room,
344
00:11:59,283 --> 00:12:00,981
and someone needs to be thereto sign for it.
345
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:02,112
Can't your roommate
do it?
346
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:04,027
No. She got deported.
347
00:12:04,071 --> 00:12:05,899
I thought she was
from Arkansas.
348
00:12:05,942 --> 00:12:07,988
Yeah,but her parents were...
349
00:12:08,031 --> 00:12:08,989
traitors.
350
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,425
Beth and Allen?Don't feel bad.
351
00:12:10,468 --> 00:12:11,948
We all fell for it.
352
00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:13,994
So you want me to go back
to your dorm room
353
00:12:14,037 --> 00:12:15,909
and sit and wait
for a package?
354
00:12:15,952 --> 00:12:17,998
Yes.
355
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:20,217
Oh, sh-shoot, honey.
I...
356
00:12:22,045 --> 00:12:25,788
I have a delivery coming back
to the house, too, so...
357
00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:26,963
I should run.
358
00:12:27,007 --> 00:12:29,792
Well, if you have to.Yeah. I'm so sorry.
359
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,839
But, hey,
good luck, okay?
360
00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:35,755
Bye, Dad.
361
00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:41,586
Uh, did I
seem a little...
362
00:12:41,630 --> 00:12:43,806
Zero Kelvin?
Cold. Yeah.
363
00:12:43,850 --> 00:12:45,373
So you think I was --
364
00:12:45,416 --> 00:12:46,940
Like the sum of a groupof numbers divided by
365
00:12:46,983 --> 00:12:49,377
the numberof those numbers? Mean.
366
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:52,510
This is why no one wants
to code with you, Tina.
367
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:58,734
♪♪
368
00:12:58,778 --> 00:13:01,041
[ Glass thuds ]
369
00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:04,218
Hey. How in the world
did you find me?
370
00:13:04,261 --> 00:13:06,960
You know that app you can puton kids' phones to track them?
371
00:13:07,003 --> 00:13:09,527
You put one on my phone
after I surprised you today?
372
00:13:09,571 --> 00:13:12,008
Don't make me feel worsethan I already do.
373
00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,445
Wait a minute.
You won?!
374
00:13:14,489 --> 00:13:16,447
Congratulations!
375
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,406
Please don't be happy for me.I can't take it.
376
00:13:18,449 --> 00:13:20,408
I was
such a jerk to you.
377
00:13:20,451 --> 00:13:23,846
No, honey, I get it.
I, uh --
378
00:13:23,890 --> 00:13:25,717
I know I can
be embarrassing. I...
379
00:13:25,761 --> 00:13:27,502
I just get nervous
around smart people.
380
00:13:27,545 --> 00:13:28,590
Sometimes even you.
381
00:13:29,983 --> 00:13:31,201
The first time I ever said
"quite, quite"
382
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,942
was when you were 6 years old
and you just told me
383
00:13:32,986 --> 00:13:35,292
about how plants
make carbon dioxide.
384
00:13:35,336 --> 00:13:37,338
This maysurprise you, but...
385
00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,122
sometimes I wishI was more like you,
386
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:42,734
the way you're always
able to enjoy life.
387
00:13:42,778 --> 00:13:44,998
Believe it or not, I felt
the same way about my dad.
388
00:13:45,041 --> 00:13:46,913
I'm a -- I'm a pessimist
compared to him.
389
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:49,002
And his dad
actually suffered
390
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:51,004
from a smile-induced
hernia.
391
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,788
It's prank week,
392
00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:56,052
and I spent the whole timein the library.
393
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,445
Sometimes I feel likeI just went through
394
00:13:57,488 --> 00:13:59,360
the four best years
of my life,
395
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:01,449
only I forgot
to make them
396
00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:04,234
the four best years
of my life.
397
00:14:04,278 --> 00:14:05,496
Well, college
isn't over.
398
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,021
And I just may be able
to help you
399
00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,892
make up for
a little lost time.
400
00:14:09,936 --> 00:14:11,676
Hot Wing Trivia's
about to start.
401
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:13,896
I have you guys registered
as "The Dunphys"?
402
00:14:13,940 --> 00:14:14,941
How did you...?
403
00:14:14,984 --> 00:14:16,464
You knew I was coming?
404
00:14:16,507 --> 00:14:19,075
Let's not forget where youlearned about that tracking app.
405
00:14:20,163 --> 00:14:22,731
[ Scottish accent ]
And there's one tiny change.
406
00:14:22,774 --> 00:14:24,951
We're actually
the MacDunphys.
407
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:30,913
Only my dad would think
that a trivia game...
408
00:14:30,957 --> 00:14:33,002
[ Scottish accent ]
The Triangle Shirtwaist Fire.
409
00:14:33,046 --> 00:14:34,177
[ Bell dings, crowd cheers ]
410
00:14:34,221 --> 00:14:35,091
...where you balance hats
on your head,
411
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,572
drink beer as a reward...
412
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:39,356
[ Scottish accent ]Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
413
00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,924
[ Bell dings, crowd cheers ]...and eat hot wings
as a punishment...
414
00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:43,752
Millard Fillmore!
415
00:14:43,795 --> 00:14:45,972
[ Buzzer,
crowd chanting "Eat!" ]
416
00:14:46,015 --> 00:14:48,931
...needed that one last twist
of a Scottish accent.
417
00:14:48,975 --> 00:14:51,978
Dopey, Sneezy...
418
00:14:52,021 --> 00:14:54,371
and Grumpy?
419
00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:57,287
[ Bell dings, crowd cheers ]Yeah! [ Laughs ]
420
00:14:57,331 --> 00:14:59,420
Whoever said the most
important thing in life
421
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,900
is winning awards...
422
00:15:04,033 --> 00:15:05,556
...wasn't all wrong.
423
00:15:11,127 --> 00:15:13,129
Man: I still remember
the day Mr. Greenspan
424
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:16,219
coined the term
"irrational exuberance."
425
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,787
He had taken
a longer than usual tub
426
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,224
and, as he sat
in the soapy water...
427
00:15:21,268 --> 00:15:23,183
I had made a mistake.
428
00:15:23,226 --> 00:15:25,011
Cam was off on an adventure
429
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:26,882
while I sat there
dying of boredom,
430
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:31,017
surrounded by people
dying of natural causes.
431
00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:33,019
Cameron: I'm gonna keep
the bounce going, okay?
432
00:15:33,062 --> 00:15:34,150
Keep the bounce going.Mitchell: Yeah, you know,it's a little more
433
00:15:34,194 --> 00:15:36,152
sass inthe neck, because --Oh, my gosh!
434
00:15:36,196 --> 00:15:37,762
Mitchell,
what are you doing here?
435
00:15:37,806 --> 00:15:40,243
What about the lecture?Well, uh, it was deadly.
436
00:15:40,287 --> 00:15:41,897
Yeah, I'm getting oldbefore my time.
437
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,246
Please take me with you!Make me young again!
438
00:15:43,290 --> 00:15:45,683
Oh, my gosh,
we're so happy you're here.
439
00:15:45,727 --> 00:15:47,120
Really?Yeah, of course.
440
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:50,253
No "I told you so"?No. That's nothow my generation does it.
441
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,212
Well, check you out,
still going strong.
442
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,692
Yeah, you know what? I thinkI'm just feeding off the energy,
443
00:15:54,736 --> 00:15:56,129
because I haven'tfelt this awake in --
444
00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:56,999
Hold on
just a second.
Hm?
445
00:15:57,043 --> 00:15:59,088
Yo, blue guy!
Hey, blue shirt!
446
00:15:59,132 --> 00:16:00,481
What's up, bro? Hey!
447
00:16:00,524 --> 00:16:02,004
You looking at me?What do you want to do?
448
00:16:02,048 --> 00:16:03,919
You want to dance?Why is he staring at me?
449
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:06,704
You know, you know, I don't
think he was looking at you.
450
00:16:06,748 --> 00:16:08,228
It seems like he'slooking at me. What's --
451
00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:09,490
Are you getting
a little tired?
452
00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:10,882
Oh, please.Can a tired guy do this?
453
00:16:10,926 --> 00:16:13,276
Da! Hey, I love
these guys!
Whoa.
454
00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:16,192
Oh, did you know Daryl --
Daryl's mom was the runner-up
455
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:17,889
in the Miss Illinois
pageant
456
00:16:17,933 --> 00:16:20,892
[deep voice]
in 1990?!
457
00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:22,155
♪ The year
I graduated ♪
458
00:16:22,198 --> 00:16:23,808
♪ Daryl's mom
was hot ♪
459
00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:26,159
Ow!Mitchell: Fantastic.
460
00:16:26,202 --> 00:16:27,899
Cam, I think you might be
hitting that wall.
461
00:16:27,943 --> 00:16:29,684
No, no, no, I'm fine.
I would --
462
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,164
What's this clown
staring at? Hey!
463
00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,035
No, no, no, no, no,
don't point at me.
464
00:16:33,079 --> 00:16:34,819
I'll rip
your finger off
465
00:16:34,863 --> 00:16:36,038
and feed it toyour red-headed girlfriend!
466
00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,170
Okay,
that is a mirror.
Huh?
467
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:40,042
And I knew this sweater
made me look busty.
468
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,826
Okay, w-w-why is
my hand shaking?
469
00:16:41,870 --> 00:16:43,393
Did somebodyput something in my drink?
470
00:16:43,437 --> 00:16:46,875
Hey! Did one of youRitalin-addicted millennial
471
00:16:46,918 --> 00:16:49,878
scooter jockeys
dose me? Huh?
472
00:16:49,921 --> 00:16:52,185
What, you think you cantake this tree down, do you?
473
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,491
Well, guess what!
I'm a redwood!
474
00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:56,624
That's right, I was herebefore you were born,
475
00:16:56,667 --> 00:16:58,147
and I'll be here
after you're gone!
476
00:16:58,191 --> 00:16:59,061
Okay, okay.
Yeah!
477
00:16:59,105 --> 00:16:59,888
He gets like this.
478
00:16:59,931 --> 00:17:01,281
He just needs a nap.[ Grunts ]
479
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,195
Nap time.
Okay.
480
00:17:02,238 --> 00:17:03,631
Nap. Let's go.No, I don't want to go, though!
481
00:17:03,674 --> 00:17:05,067
I like my new friends!Yeah, I know.
482
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,677
Do you guys like me?'Cause I like you!
483
00:17:06,721 --> 00:17:07,983
Yeah.I want to stay! Hey!
484
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,158
And I'm really sorry
about everything.
485
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,768
You got
to let him go.No, I'm sorry.
486
00:17:10,812 --> 00:17:12,509
You got to let him go.
It's okay. Thank you.I'm so sorry.
487
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:14,859
Bye-bye.
I didn't knowyou weren't staring at me.
488
00:17:14,903 --> 00:17:17,036
Shh. It's okay.[ Crying ] No, I don'twant to go.
489
00:17:18,776 --> 00:17:21,649
I nailed my monologues
for the Elizabethan Society.
490
00:17:21,692 --> 00:17:23,868
Methinks you're looking
at a brand-new Lizzie.
491
00:17:23,912 --> 00:17:24,913
So it is"methinks."
492
00:17:24,956 --> 00:17:26,088
So, why does
Jay correct me
493
00:17:26,132 --> 00:17:27,785
every time I say that?
494
00:17:27,829 --> 00:17:29,309
[ Doorbell rings ]
495
00:17:29,352 --> 00:17:32,486
Jay, we have company!Do not hide in the bedroom.
496
00:17:34,836 --> 00:17:35,924
Hello.
Hi.
497
00:17:35,967 --> 00:17:37,665
Thank you
for coming.
[ Chuckles ]
498
00:17:37,708 --> 00:17:40,102
Where's the boyfriend?He's just parking.
499
00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:43,149
And, you know, we realized
something on the way over,
500
00:17:43,192 --> 00:17:45,238
and it's a little awkward.
[ Laughs ]
501
00:17:45,281 --> 00:17:46,891
[ Timer dings ]Those are my hors d'oeuvres.I'll be back.
502
00:17:46,935 --> 00:17:48,502
Make yourself a drink.Okay.
503
00:17:50,199 --> 00:17:51,983
Hey, hot stuff.
504
00:17:52,027 --> 00:17:54,116
Are you sure
this isn't a little weird?
505
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:56,727
Well, I wasn't expectingthe couple we'd be helping out
506
00:17:56,771 --> 00:17:59,252
to be my grandpaand his wife, but...
507
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,993
our relationship was gonna beout in the open eventually.
[ Sighs ] Yeah.
508
00:18:02,037 --> 00:18:04,170
I kind of bragged about itto everyone I know.
509
00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,694
Oh, you're so sweet.[ Cellphone ringing ]
510
00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,478
[ Sighs ]
My daughter.
511
00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:10,959
She wants to have friends over.
I said no parties.
512
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,308
Hey, you relax.
513
00:18:14,658 --> 00:18:17,531
Denise, your mother and Ideserve one night off.
514
00:18:19,620 --> 00:18:20,577
Oh!
515
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,144
Jay: The lady from the club!
516
00:18:22,188 --> 00:18:23,798
Either she didn't know
I was Gloria's husband
517
00:18:23,841 --> 00:18:25,539
and things were about
to get very awkward,
518
00:18:25,582 --> 00:18:28,411
or she did know
and she was here to follow up
519
00:18:28,455 --> 00:18:30,413
on my accidental proposition.
520
00:18:30,457 --> 00:18:32,241
God, I hate company!
521
00:18:33,416 --> 00:18:34,939
Hey, hot stuff.
522
00:18:34,983 --> 00:18:36,593
Where's your boy toy?
523
00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,334
Oh, he's making
a phone call.
524
00:18:38,378 --> 00:18:39,596
Got to say, though,
525
00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,382
I feel kind of awkward
because, turns out,
526
00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,514
he's related to Gloria.What?
527
00:18:44,558 --> 00:18:47,387
[ Cellphone rings ]My daughter. I have
to handle this. Sorry.
528
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,086
Claire,
I have big news.
529
00:18:51,130 --> 00:18:52,957
Oh, God. If it's what
I think it is,
530
00:18:53,001 --> 00:18:55,090
I don't know
if that's a good idea.
531
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:56,309
I know.
People will say
532
00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,398
I've taken my loveof old things too far.
533
00:18:58,441 --> 00:18:59,790
Mm-hmm.
But I'm happy.
534
00:18:59,834 --> 00:19:02,663
And not to brag, butI'm the first Latinoto get in there.
535
00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:05,622
Oh, boy. I feel sort of
responsible for this.
536
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:08,103
Um, I think it has a little moreto do with my performance.
537
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,322
I distinguished myself
538
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,411
when I did literallyall the girl parts.
539
00:19:11,454 --> 00:19:14,327
I need to go splash
some water on my face.
540
00:19:14,370 --> 00:19:16,329
Wait a minute.
541
00:19:16,372 --> 00:19:17,330
Have you
been doing sit-ups?
542
00:19:17,373 --> 00:19:18,592
Oh, every night
for stamina.
543
00:19:18,635 --> 00:19:20,246
I would not have been ableto perform without it.
544
00:19:20,289 --> 00:19:22,465
I even threw insome tongue exercises
545
00:19:22,509 --> 00:19:25,381
because my "Shrew"
was taking forever.[ Laughs ]
546
00:19:25,425 --> 00:19:27,340
Oh, God.
547
00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:29,559
Dad, what are you hiding from?You'll know after I tell you
548
00:19:29,603 --> 00:19:31,213
what I said to that womanfrom the club.
549
00:19:31,257 --> 00:19:33,433
[ Sighs ][ Quietly ] What is shedoing here?
550
00:19:33,476 --> 00:19:35,783
She's trying to get you
out of those clothes.You know?
551
00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,567
Yes! We talked
about it at yoga.
552
00:19:37,611 --> 00:19:38,873
It was Gloria's idea.
553
00:19:38,916 --> 00:19:40,701
I just came along
to grease the wheels.
554
00:19:40,744 --> 00:19:42,616
What?! I wasalmost considering it
555
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:43,834
until you added
that part.
556
00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:46,272
I gotta splash wateron my face.
[ Sighs ]
557
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:49,449
This place is dead.
Want to bounce?
558
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:50,580
No, we don't
have to be around
559
00:19:50,624 --> 00:19:52,278
a big group of people
to have fun.
560
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:55,281
[ Gasps ]
Luke, no!
561
00:19:55,324 --> 00:19:57,108
She has a boyfriend.
562
00:19:57,152 --> 00:19:58,588
Yeah, me.
563
00:19:58,632 --> 00:20:01,287
No, it's some young guyfrom the club --
564
00:20:01,330 --> 00:20:04,028
Oh, boy.[ Door opens ]
565
00:20:04,072 --> 00:20:06,466
Gloria,
do you know
566
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:08,381
what's going on
with Manny?
567
00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:11,471
Uh, do you think thathe can keep thata secret?
568
00:20:11,514 --> 00:20:14,691
They have to wearall kind of weird outfits
569
00:20:14,735 --> 00:20:16,476
every time they do it.
[ Groans ]
570
00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:18,304
Hey, Ma.
571
00:20:19,435 --> 00:20:22,133
Luke -- Luke, get your hands offManny's girlfriend.
572
00:20:22,177 --> 00:20:23,874
That's not
my girlfriend.
What?
573
00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:25,833
Then what were we
just talking about?
574
00:20:25,876 --> 00:20:27,922
The Elizabethan Society.M-My first meeting's tonight.
575
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:30,229
I'm so confused.It's plain as day.
576
00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,928
This woman is here
to swing with me.
577
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:36,060
That's it. That's where
I draw the line.
578
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,627
How did this
happen?
579
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:39,107
I'll tell you
how this happened.
580
00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:41,327
Because nobody
was willing to say
581
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:43,677
what needs to be said.
582
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,940
No. No. No.
583
00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:47,333
And hellno.
584
00:20:49,552 --> 00:20:51,380
[ Door opens ]
585
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,428
It's how you feel about
the B-minus, Denise,
586
00:20:55,471 --> 00:20:56,951
not how your mother and I
feel about it.
587
00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:59,693
No, I'm not saying no
to the Amsterdam trip.
588
00:20:59,736 --> 00:21:01,651
Yeah, it sounds like
a fun summer,
589
00:21:01,695 --> 00:21:04,698
but how is that gonna look
on a college application?
590
00:21:04,741 --> 00:21:07,309
[ Door opens,
footsteps approaching ]We'll talk about it later.
591
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:10,225
Of course
I'm proud of you.
592
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,444
[ Cellphone beeps ]Hey, Mom.
593
00:21:11,487 --> 00:21:12,880
Hey, Luke. Honey, would youmind getting me
594
00:21:12,923 --> 00:21:14,360
that salad bowl
off the top shelf?
595
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:15,578
Yep.
596
00:21:15,622 --> 00:21:17,319
[ Sighs ] I know
I'm the only one,
597
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:19,452
but it is
my favorite.
598
00:21:19,495 --> 00:21:21,367
Don't apologize, Mom.You know what you like.
599
00:21:22,498 --> 00:21:23,717
Never mind.
I'm good.
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