All language subtitles for CHiPs.S06E07.WEBRip.x264-ION10

'Help!'

Which is the best beach?

Paradise.

It's going nude this summer.

There's power in numbers.

I wish you hadn't done that.

I'm just scared.
Oh, no! Help! Oh!

'Russell!'

You got to help me stop
whoever gave you this drug.

'I'm telling you Grossman says'

'his uncle's place
has everything.'

'It's own beach, a catamaran
a fireplace, a microwave.'

'A complete vacation awaits us.'

'Just B-Y-O-G,
"Bring Your Own Girls".'

'Hey, this is Balboa days
weekend on Ocean Island.'

'They stock the beaches.'

'All the experienced angler's
got to do is reel them in.'

'Yeah? What power
line do you use?'

Yeah, think about
something for a minute

while I see what's going on
on the other side. Hi.

It must be getting awfully
crowded back there, Boz.

Oh, yeah.

Boz, you promised.

'Boz..'

Okay, okay.

You gotta give him a kiss.

One Tina coming up.

Oh, yeah.

I like that. Pleasure trip.

Hi.

'Will you keep
your eyes on the road?'

'Okay, on the road.
Got it.'

Oh, no.

Jeez.

It figures. Let the dummy do the
driving and look what happens.

Maybe we should turn back
before something else happens.

No way, Russell.

The worst that can happen
is they'll give you

a ticket for reckless driving.

Can I see your
driver's license?

'Cheer up, Russell.'

Think of it as just
one of the many firsts

you're gonna
experience this weekend.

'Vacation.'

'Man, I love that word.'

Forty eight hours of nonstop,
uninterrupted party.

I can hear the music now.

Hey, even a hot dog like
you has got to get some sleep.

No way. You're looking at
a young, virile party animal.

You don't have to
keep up with me, Ponch.

Well, excuse me, party animal.

I'll just watch your smoke.

'You drew duty, Nelson.'

What?

Sorry, but half my shift
is out with the flu.

All aboard for
the Balboa Days express.

Boarding in 20 minutes.

'Whoo! Whoo!'

They drew duty. Getraer
said, "Bobby was low man."

Oh, no.

Yeah, so what
does that make me?

The low man's keeper.

Alright, this is
the assignment.

- You'll be split-shifting.
- Sarge--

Look, I'm in no mood
for arguments

and you're gonna have
your hands full this weekend.

You'll be patrolling beat 23.

Where's that, Death Valley?

That's Ocean Island beach,
isn't it?

- Yeah.
- Oh, sergeant!

'
- Oh, I'm sorry.

You see, I'm a Latin,
and we're emotional people.

Yeah? Well, I'm Dutch,
and we're not.

Well, that's great. Then you can
still stay at my uncle's place.

Whoo! Whoo!

Hey, just remember
what you're down there for.

'A weekend at the beach'

'while I'm riding a desk
at central alone?'

'You got the sarge
to keep you company.'

Great.

'Last turn. Let's burn.'

Go for it!

Well, that was fun, big brother.

Nothing like a couple
of turns to settle the mind.

Well, it's back
to the academy.

Murdoch says
you're doing great.

Well, you know Murdoch.

"Cadet Nelson, deliver or die."

He says you'd be doing better

'if you wouldn't be
chasing those girls so much.'

Me
Wouldn't think of it.

Get outta here.

Hey! Hurry up and graduate

so we can get you
to do some real work!

'The Ocean Island ferry'

'will be ready
to board in three minutes.'

'All pedestrians,
please have your tickets ready.'

'All vehicles with reservations
for the 10:00 a.m. ferry'

'should now be
in the two outside lanes.'

'All standby vehicles should be'

'in the lane furthest
to the right.'

'Move it.
Get back to your cars.'

Start your engines.
That's right.

Bring it a little forward
here, now. Bring it up here.

Hey, Bobby!

Why don't you come up
and catch some rays?

By the time the ferry
gets over here

we load up and
get over to the island

we're going to have
to suit up and roll.

I've sighted
about five infractions

in the last five minutes.

It's the Balboa Days spirit.

It's a cult weekend.
Anything goes.

- 'Very, very carefully.'

The trick to the situation
is separating the few baddies..

- Hi.
- ...from all the goodies.

So welcome to the weekend.
I'm Jane, that's Jill.

Hi. Which is the best beach?

Paradise.

It's going nude this summer.

Uh, isn't that illegal?

They can't arrest everyone.

Bye-bye.

- Bye.

That's it. Keep coming.
Come on, keep it moving.

Let's go. Right up here.
Come on, bring it up.

'Here we go.'

This is going to put me
in the dopers' hall of fame.

Feast your eyes
on crystallized MDA.

I think I'll call it
"the love drug".

And you, my dear, are gonna
be the first to test it out.

'Cause I love you, Lily.

Thanks a lot.

Later, okay?

Okay, lady, come on.
Move it on out now.

'On behalf
of the harbor commission'

'we hope you have
a pleasant Balboa Days'

'weekend on Ocean Island.'

Hi.

- Ponch, we gotta do something.
- We will.

Ponch, we gotta
bust these bozos--

Take it easy, okay?

We come down too hard, and we'll
have a riot on our hands.

Come on. Help me take
the top off the bikes.

We claim this vessel
in the name of Balboa!

On second thought, maybe not.

Getraer hates riots.

'Great place, huh, Ponch?'

Right. Let's hear it
for Grossman's uncle.

Hey, guys, we're over here.

Yeah, welcome
to Fort Apache, the beach.

What's goin' on here?
Who are these kids?

These are Grossie's
little cousin's friends.

Or to be more precise,
his friends' friends.

And they're staying here, too.

Apparently, his little cousin--

With the overactive glands.
Hey, fellows, come on!

Well, he never
told his father

that he and his buddies
were coming here.

It's on the QT.

'Don't worry.'

It's gonna be wonderful.

The important
thing is, you made it.

Boy, are we gonna
have a great time.

'Russell!'

Excuse me.

You leave me alone, Russell.

Hey! What are you
trying to do with that stuff?

Cover her. Boz says
it really turns her on.

Oh, guys, this is
my Cousin Russell.

We already met.

They gave me a ticket.

Only one but
it should've been more.

'You're kidding.'

Russell, why didn't
you tell me this?

Uncle Artie, I gotta
get back to my friends.

I'll talk to you later, okay?

Hey, Grossman, are you
sure this is gonna work out?

No.

But I promised him I wouldn't
tell his dad he's here.

It's a big weekend for him,
Ponch. He just turned 16.

And tryin' to
hit 21 by Monday.

He'll be alright.

We're just gonna have to put
on the blinders a bit.

Come on, huh?
I'll show you around.

Come on, you guys,
I'll help you with

your gear and get you situated.

Think you can squeeze
in a swim before you roll?

Well, maybe we could.

'15-mary-6 and 7'

'check on a major disturbance
at 310 Neptune Road.'

15-mary-6 and 7. Will respond.

10-4, mary-6.

Cancel one swim.

Can't you read?

This is not a public street.
This is private.

Now get this thing outta here.

'My lord, everybody's out here.'

'Hey, big, big 4-2!'

'You got yourself
a car up there?'

- Yes, I got a car.
- Yeah.

You got big shoulders
and a big mouth.

How about you girls?
You got a car up here?

Alright, well, you get
on up there and move it.

'This is a private street.'

'Well, we didn't know it was.'

Whether you knew it or not
there's a big sign right there.

And stay off the flowers!

'My wife raises those flowers'

'and I don't want you
trampling through them!'

Hey, big 4-2,
is that your car?

- 'Yes, it's my car.'
- Well, let's move it.

It's parked in front
of my garage.

'Yes, I'm moving.
You move your car--'

'That's not my car.'

You and your nudie friends
can just sit here

because here come the police.

'I've never seen anything
like this. It's unbelievable.'

'Nesbit, have you ever
seen anything worse than this?'

- It's terrible.
- It gets worse every year.

Just cool off.
Now, what's goin' on here?

These people just backed
into my garage

'and these ladies are about to
run down a couple of cars here.'

Hey! Hey, wait a minute!

Help!

'Help! Help us, please!'

'Hurry! She's..'

'Help! Help!'

You said something
about wanting a swim.

Hey, hot dog, wait a minute, if
you don't take your stuff off

you're not goin' to come out.

Get away! Catch.

Help!

'Come on in, Bobby.
The water's fine.'

You better watch out.
There's cops up there.

Give me a break, will you?

What's the matter with you?

You didn't take
that love drug yet, did you?

Lily, how am I gonna
start selling it to people

if my own girlfriend
won't even take it?

I wanna go
skating first.

Okay. It's perfect for skating.

It's mellow, baby.
I promise you.

You'll be gliding on rainbows.

But I'm scared.

Hey, you forgot
who made it. It's me, doc.

the chemistry whiz
of the university, remember?

Your boyfriend.

You still have it, don't you?

You're not gonna chicken out
on your boyfriend now, are you?

That's my angel. Now go skate.

I wanna hit some
of the beach parties

and maybe do
a little business.

I'll catch you later.

Lily?

You're gonna be
my best advertisement.

You're illegally parked,
and you're trespassing

so get those cars
out of here right now.

Well, you call yourselves
police officers? That's a laugh.

You put that hatchet down,
mister, right now.

Put it down.

Alright, but you better
call out the National Guard

because we're gonna
massacre that bunch.

Wrong, we know you got
a real complaint here

and we sympathize with you,
but nobody's going to be hurt

over a trespassing
violation, is that clear?

- Just look at 'em all.
'

'They're going over
to the nudie beach.'

Look, I'm sorry,
and we'll see what we

can do about this
tomorrow, okay?

'Ponch, look.'

'Officer, you better
do something'

because this is
private property

and we pay our taxes.

Alright.

Arrest those two. Go on.

'
- 'Hey!'

You're under arrest for
trespassing on private property.

You have the right
to remain silent.

Anything you say can

and will be used
against you in a court of law.

You have the right
to an attorney

'and to have him
present with you'

'when you are being
questioned.'

'It was outrageous.'

'We didn't know
there was a nude beach there.'

'Sure, Grossie.'

Listen, we were sheep. We
were just following the crowd.

We had no idea it was
a private beach, honest.

'Right. Well, it's all
gotta be in the report.'

Hey, you're not gonna
tell Getraer, are you?

'Hey, I have to, man.'

I can't withhold
information from a superior.

I got my partner
to think about.

He's still on probation.

You're lucky we were there!

- 'Yeah.'
- Sure.

Say we were
working undercover.

- Yeah, undercover.

♪ Sailing

♪ Sailing

♪ Sailing

♪ Sailing

♪ High waves warm sun

♪ Blue skies great fun

♪ Let your dreams
go sky-high ♪

♪ High waves warm sun

♪ Blue skies great fun

♪ Come along
and let's fly ♪

♪ Isn't it great
to be sailing ♪

♪ Sailing sailing

♪ Watching
pretty girls at play ♪

♪ Leaving your
worries far away ♪

♪ Let's fly

♪ Let your dreams
go sky-high ♪

♪ Sailing sailing

♪ Come along
and let's fly ♪

♪ Sailing ♪ Sailing ♪

All good things
must come to an end.

Time to go to work.

I can't hear you.

Hey, your split
shift is starting.

I wish all those kids
weren't older than Russell.

'Okay, last play.
Option to me.'

Boz, you haven't
let me do a thing yet.

That's because
I'm saving you for the end.

Okay, Russell through
the middle on two.

Right.

'Hut! Hut!'

'Hey, wait a second.'

Last one in the water
is a virgin for life!

Hey, that's really mean, Boz.

Nah. That's funny.

Hey, Russell, you alright?

I'm fine.
I'm having a great time.

'
- Yeah, I am.

Don't.

What do I know?

This weekend will
probably be the best thing

ever happened to him.

If he lives that long.

Hey, man, you okay?

Come on. Let's get
you out of here.

Yeah, I'm okay.

Hey, man, your friends
don't know where it's at.

I mean, if they did,
they'd be high right now.

I mean, look at them.

But I can tell
you're different.

- Really.
- Yeah.

That's why I decided to lay
a little magic on you.

What's that?

This, my friend,
is the love drug.

You take this.

In about an hour, you'll
be on the ecstasy express.

I don't do drugs.

Well, hey, it's the perfect
time for you to graduate.

I mean, really.

You take this, and, uh, your
friends will see the real you.

Hey, man, I promise you they're
all gonna be comin' runnin'

for doc's bag of magic tricks.

Only, uh, they're gonna
have to pay for it.

You just got yours for free.

'Bobby, we should have napped
instead of sailed.'

There's no problem here. These
kids are dragging worse than us.

That's why I'm worried.

Officer

She's conscious.
You can see her now.

Is she out of danger?

Yeah, we think so.

A major artery was severed but..

...your stopping
the bleeding till we got there

made all the difference.

What was she on?

Some kind of a
homemade psychedelic.

Lily, this is
Officer Poncherello.

- He helped bring you in here.
- 'Hello.'

'Hey, don't be afraid, Lily.'

- 'No.'

I wanna bust whoever it was
that gave you this drug.

But I need your help.

- No.
- Hey, careful.

Careful, now. Easy, alright?

Don't ruin my investment.

I got a pint
of my best blood in here.

You gave me blood?

So don't worry.
You're gonna be alright.

You're gonna come out of this
and you're gonna smile again.

Think so?

'Sure. It'll just take time.'

Lily, you gotta help me stop
whoever gave you this drug.

No, I can't. I have to sleep.

'No. No, listen to me.
Listen to me, Lily.'

There are too many
innocent kids down here

trying so hard to pack
a whole summer into one weekend

and they'll do anything.

Do you want this
to happen to them?

'Do you?'

No.

'Then tell me.'

It was, uh...
it was my boyfriend.

She's feeling the effects
of the sedative.

I don't know how long
she'll be out.

Well, however long it takes,
I'll be here when she wakes up.

Her boyfriend.

Boz, are you sure
that's Paradise?

I mean, it seems awful
early in the morning

for anybody to be at the beach.

Oh, outstanding.
Not to be believed.

Come on. I'll-I'll give you this
for the glasses.

It's a love drug.
It's supposed to be great.

Drugs are for losers.

I don't need anything
to impair my..

...oh, vision.

'I don't see anything.
The beach is empty.'

Fake-out.
Had you goin', didn't I?

You know, you're really
starting to make me mad.

I don't think I want you
staying here anymore.

- You don't keep your promises.

Okay, but you're not
gonna find out

what I had planned for you.

- Oh, never mind.

With the snit you're in
you're probably not

ready for any
real excitement.

Yes, I am.

- Come on!
- Okay.

- 'Okay, turn up the water.'
- I am.

'Oh, this feels so great.'

Just to get that sand
off my body and the salt water.

'It's all in my hair
and made it sticky.'

Look at that!

Go ahead.
Just straddle the bars.

'Is the temperature okay?'

'Come on, let's turn up
the hot water.'

Ow. Ow. Hot.
Ow. Ow. Get off.

- Whoa!
- 'Russell, what is--'

You know, Russell,
you're really sick!

No, I, no, I, uh..

'...I'm sorry! I'm..'

What am I gonna do with you?

Try cooling him off.

'Are you alright?'

Leave me...alone.

Cousin Russell..

...it's your Uncle Artie,
who loves you very much.

The hardest thing about
growin' up is making friends.

But sometimes the people
you think

are your friends really aren't.

- Go away.
- Russell, I'm just--

Go away!

'Just go away.'

- Excuse me, sarge.
- Yeah.

I got the information
that Ponch wanted

on that ocean island
dope dealer.

Suspected dope dealer,
Cadet Nelson.

Don't let your enthusiasm
get the best of you.

Okay, how 'bout
heavily suspected?

I also ran him
through the computer.

He's been under surveillance
by the campus police

for dealing everything from
disco dust to bathtub PCP.

I only asked you to run
the registration.

Just being thorough, sarge.

Good. I like that.

Uh, sarge?

Hmm?

I was hoping..

Well, go on.
You were hoping what?

That maybe you'd let me ride
patrol today with Webster.

Uh, Cadet Nelson, uh..

...every war
has its nerve center

where the generals
plan the battles

and the orderlies put
those plans into action.

Well, Cadet Nelson,
this is the CHP nerve center

and you are my orderly.

How's that sound to you?

Dull, dreary, and boring...sir.

'How'd you sleep?'

Considering what we heard
in town last night

you're gonna need to be fresh.

'Crowds are gonna be flocking
to Paradise today.'

Cora Dwayne is coming.

- 'Cora Dwayne.'

A former Miss Nude Planet.

Seems Paradise started
on her beach.

Miss Nude Planet?

Shh. The last thing I want
is Russell knowing.

'Well, I think he already does.'

He ate three jars
of oysters for breakfast.

'You really oughta
talk to him, Grossie.'

I think his head's
not on straight.

He keeps trippin' over
his imagination.

I know. But our family's
always been like that.

We have to stumble
before we soar.

How's the girl?

Her name's Lily
and she's gonna make it.

We got an appointment
with a Dr. Good-times.

A certain pusher who's
gonna become history.

Hey, excuse me.

Hey, uh, like I'm lookin'
for my girl.

Like, you know, she's like
blonde and really cute

you know. Hey, hey, I was
with her yesterday, remember?

Oh, yeah. She was a doll.

Yeah.

No, I haven't seen her.

- Swell.
- Hey!

'What I wanna know is'

what was with this chick
we heard about?

These hodads said that
she was trippin' last night

and freaked out right through
a glass window.

Just what kind of pollution
you sellin', anyway?

Get off my case, will you?
Hey, listen, man

it's always "buyers beware".

Hey, get bent!

'Yeah. I remember Lily
from the ferry yesterday.'

'I think she was with this
curly-haired guy'

'in an ambulance.'

Oh, can you ID him?

- 'Maybe.'
- 'I need a definite.'

There's his car.
He can't be far.

Yeah, but he doesn't have to be
too far to do any more damage.

Will you call the description

of this vehicle
in to the ferry master?

I don't want there
to be a chance that

the slime could slip away.

'Ponch!'

I just made him and that's a
definite.

And he calls me a hot dog!

Hey, man, it was all
a mistake, man.

I can explain
everything, really.

Yeah? Well, Lily says hello.

Just don't hurt me,
alright?

Turn around,
put your hands on your head.

Come on!

"Drugs are for losers."

That's me...a loser.

Russell?

'Russell?'

Russell!

Um...I wanna apologize.

Um...sit down.

Well, Boz can really
be a jerk sometimes, you know?

I mean, uh,
we shouldn't have come here.

We were just using you,
and that's not right.

Where is everybody?

They're playin' in town.

And you stayed here
to tell me that?

Yeah, I guess.

Well..

...I thought that maybe
if you didn't hate me

well, you could take me
for a ride on your catamaran.

You know,
I've never been on a boat.

Well, sure. I--

Hey, I'd understand if you don't
wanna go, really.

No. Let's shove off.

Okay.

You ready? Now, push.

'Do you know
what you're doin'?'

'Sure.'

How are we supposed
to get off the beach?

What's your problem?

Keep back! I'm warning you!

What is this? You gonna blow us
away for bein' on the beach?

Try it. Just try it!

'Oh, my god!'

'The tide's comin' in!'

Put that shotgun down.

But those people
are tryin' to trespass.

Put it down. And I'm not
gonna tell you again!

That was an accident.
I've got a permit for it.

Hey, you ever take that out here
again and you're goin' to jail.

You don't shoot people
for trespassin'.

Look, officer. We're not
gonna take it anymore.

We're decent people.

It's one thing to have
a couple of dozen weirdoes

gallivanting around
on a nude beach

but this Sunday, it's becoming
a bloody circus.

Back and forth, back and forth.

Yeah, well, you can't
block the beach, mister.

Lot of people are gonna
get hurt. It's high tide.

Right.

And our private property line

comes to the high-tide mark.

True, Nesbit? He's a lawyer.

Alright, but their safety
comes first.

I'm sorry, but I gotta
let 'em pass.

No.

Let them, Bill. The police
are tryin' to do their best.

It's okay. Come on up.
Let's go. Come on.

Sir, about Cora Dwayne..

...how do we get to her place?

Well, she lives up on top
of Shoal Canyon Drive.

But if you think talking with
her is gonna solve anything

you're making a grave mistake.

Thanks.

I miss anything?

If we get Cora Dwayne in line

maybe the rest will follow.

Who's Cora Dwayne?

Oh, I forgot to tell you.
Miss Nude Planet.

We have to exhaust
all leads, don't we?

Humph. Forgot to tell me.

'You collect stamps?'

'You're kidding.
Oh, I'm into that, too.'

'
- 'Yes, I--'

Well, I don't like to
tell everybody.

It just seem kind of like
it's stupid or something.

But, well, I've been
into it since I was eight.

I was five.

See, my dad was on
this trip to Europe

and I started savin' the stamps
from his letters.

And would you know,
now I have six full albums.

One is entirely dedicated to
Western Indian commemoratives.

- Commemoratives.

I'd like to see that.

Well, why don't you
come by sometime?

Well, I will. It's a date.

'Russell, is something wrong?'

'No. I'm dizzy.'

Russell, are you okay?

No.

Russell..

'Make it stop.'

Make it stop!

'Russell, what's wrong?'

'
- 'I'll never tell.'

'It's alright.
I'd never believe you anyway.'

'Get the feeling
we're overdressed?'

'Easy, tiger.
I'm responsible for you.'

Excuse me!

We're looking for
a Miss Cora Dwayne.

I...am Cora Dwayne.

Miss Dwayne, may we come in?

We've had a lot of complaints
from your neighbors.

Well, boys, don't tell me
about those prudes

because I grew up here.

Nudists are not nudists.
They are naturists.

You see, it is freedom
from fabrics.

Isn't that a lovely philosophy?

Well, we're not here
to debate you.

We need your help
in putting an end

to Paradise this weekend.

There's gonna be hundreds
of people comin' today.

'That's the trouble, ma'am.'

They're causing a lot
of problems for your neighbors.

'There are laws.'

The laws must change.

But not this weekend.

I'm warning you.
Please don't go any further.

Well, I can do what I want.

This is my beach.

Not if your actions
incite a riot.

If you disrobe,
I'll have to arrest you

and everyone on this beach.

Well, you can't arrest everyone.

There's power in numbers.

I wish you hadn't done that.

You're under arrest.

'Alright, everyone, listen up!'

'We're gonna call headquarters
for transportation.'

Am I gonna need a bus
or a squad car?

Because if I don't see
fabric back on

you're all gonna be tanning
in a cell till Monday.

'Decision's all yours.'

'Let them arrest you.'

You've nothing to be ashamed of.

Hey.

Come on, why ruin
a nice weekend, huh?

Why was I born...
ahead of my time?

'So you arrested
Cora Dwayne, huh?

Yeah. How could you?

Hey, we didn't like it
either, guys, huh.

What's gonna happen
when you're called into court

to identify her?

No problem. We had
terrific eye contact.

'Terrific.'

That's because
we're both professionals.

No one said this job
doesn't take discipline.

But as Cora Dwayne said when
the sheriff was taking her away

in the largest pair of prison
gray slacks I've ever seen

I can't wait to get out of this.

Come on, sun. Do me.

'Freaking. I'm freaking out!'

How do we get this boat
out of the water?

'I don't know. I can't think.
Help me!'

I will. I'm just scared!

I don't know anything
about boats.

Oh, no! Oh, Russell!

Help!

I'd really like to take
one more turn on that catamaran.

It's out.
Tina and Russell are using it.

Really? This I gotta see.

'They're right out there
in the bay.'

- I don't see them.
'

You have all the makings of
an overprotective parent.

'There they are,
but the boat's turned over!'

'I don't see Russell!'

- Ponch, it is.
- Now, you come with me, Bobby.

- You call the coast guard.
- I'll do it.

'They're gonna hit the rocks!'

'Please hold still!'

'Stop that!'

Russell, calm down!

'Russell!'

'Help!'

'Help! Please hold on!'

'Help! Help!'

'Help!'

'They got them.'

Hungry, Boz?

That's mean.

- No, that's funny.
- No, that's funny.

'Could I have
everyone's attention, please?'

Now, I don't wanna make
a big deal about it

but I think now's the time

as we gather together in front
of this beautiful fireplace--

Later, Grossie.

Much later, huh?

Let him, Ponch.
He's really wound up.

Yeah. He feels responsible
for what happened to Russell.

What are you, my psychiatrists?

No, that's only part of it.

I've cosmically grown
this weekend.

I think we all have.

'Now, I just want us all
to close our eyes'

and remember
all we've been through.

Now open 'em

'and lift our glasses
in a heartfelt toast'

to the real heroes
of Balboa days weekend

Frank Poncherello..

'...and Bobby Nelson.'

- Hip-hip..
- 'Hooray.'

Hip-hip..

Hooray.