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(SINGING MAORI)
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My name is Boy,
and welcome to my interesting world.
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My favourite person
is Michael Jackson.
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He is the best singer and dancer
in the world.
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Last month he put out a record
called 'Thriller'.
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It sold a gazillion copies
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and now he lives in a castle
with a snake and a monkey.
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He is so famous that you can
even see him in the stars.
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I live in a white house
with my nanny and my cousins...
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Hucks, Kiko, Miria, Chay and Kelly.
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I have a pet goat called Leaf.
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I also have a six-year-old brother
called Rocky.
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- (PEOPLE JEER)
BOY: Loser!
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He thinks he's got powers.
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- (BANG!)
- (PEOPLE SCREAM)
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He doesn't.
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Bye-bye.
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Yesterday
my nan went away to a funeral.
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While she's gone
I'm in charge of the house.
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(ENGINE REVS)
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I go to Raukokore School.
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I have many favourite subjects,
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including art...
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(LAUGHS)
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...social study...
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...and Michael Jackson.
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My friends are Dallas
and her sister Dynasty.
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They also have a sister
called Falcon Crest.
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Dynasty is the only girl
around here with a job.
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She does after-school gardening work
for her dad.
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Aunty Gracey is my mum's sister.
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She has lots of jobs.
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(GRUNTS)
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She's the tennis coach,
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the mailman, the school bus driver
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and she runs the local shop.
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Aunty, can I have
a free iceblock, please?
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(WHINES)
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My real name is Alamein.
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I'm named after my dad
and he's named after some place
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where the Maori battalion
fought during World War II.
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Dad's brothers and sisters
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are Faenza, Tunisia, Libya
and Michael Jackson.
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My dad's not here right now.
He's a busy man.
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He's a master carver,
deep-sea treasure diver,
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the captain of the rugby team
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and he holds the record for punching
out the most people with one hand.
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When he comes home he's taking me
to see Michael Jackson live.
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The end.
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Thank you, Boy.
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Tane, your turn. Get up there.
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TANE: My name is Tane...
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Young man, you're a liar.
Your dad's not overseas.
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- He's in jail for robbery.
- Shut up, Kingi. You don't know.
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Yes, he's in the same cell block
as my dad.
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Not anymore. He escaped.
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- How?
- He dug a hole underneath the fence.
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- With what?
- A spoon.
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(SIREN WAILS)
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What about the guards?
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- Aarggh!
BOY: He wasted them.
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BOY: With the spoon.
- Aarggh!
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(GROANS)
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- Bullshit.
- Shut up, Kingi, you don't know.
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(TANE SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
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(WHISPERS) Look at me.
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Look at me. Look at me.
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Look at me. Look at me.
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Look at me. Look at me.
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Look at me.
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Go and talk to her, bro.
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A man needs to tell a woman
how he feels.
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I don't want to talk to her.
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Tane would. He'd probably
French kiss her too.
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You French kiss
all the girls, eh, bro?
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Pretty much.
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Not all the girls.
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Well, here's my trick.
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I tell the girls that
I'm afraid of undies
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and when they want me to go away,
they show me their undies.
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(LAUGHS)
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Act cool. Act cool. Here she comes.
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(WHISPERS) Go do something.
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Hey, Chardonnay, want to see
some Michael Jackson dance moves?
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He did those moves at the Grammys.
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Al, the boy's afraid of undies.
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(GIGGLES)
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Nits, nits, nits, nits, nits.
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Who here has had nits?
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- (ALL SPEAK INDISTINCTLY)
- Oi, shut up.
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Now, who knows what disease
this sheep has got?
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AIDS.
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- Not AIDS, you dork.
- (ALL LAUGH)
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Yes, because it looks like Murray
and he's got AIDS.
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Don't be stupid.
Kids can't get AIDS... only gays.
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He's a gay.
He goes out with Boy.
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Shut up, Kingi.
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Ohh! What are you gonna do?
Get your brother on me or something?
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That picture looks like
Kingi's undies
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when he shat his pants
on sports day, remember?
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- Fuck up, Boy.
- You fuck up.
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- You fuck up.
- You fuck up.
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- Fuck up.
- Hey!
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Both of you fuck up
or I'll send you to the principal!
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Now, who's heard of the plague?
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You. Your mum had it.
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Fuck you!
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Hey, you bloody kids, cut it out!
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WOMAN: Simon says touch your nose.
TEACHER: Move your bloody arse.
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Now get all your crayons.
(SPEAKS MAORI)
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School's finished!
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Oi.
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You alright, Boy?
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You want to talk about it?
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He made fun of my mum.
He's a dickhead.
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It's just words, Boy.
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People call me a dumb honky
all the time.
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I don't go around punching them out.
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- Why not?
- Because they're usually children.
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That was a good speech you did.
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Looks like we might have an orator
on our hands, eh?
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- What's that?
- (SPEAKS MAORI)
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Oh, yeah, my dad was good at that.
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Yeah, I went to school with him.
Yeah, he was a good student.
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Like you, full of potential.
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Finish to the end here
and go home, eh?
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Hey, Mr. Langston,
what does that word mean...
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'potential'?
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Ah, it's 3:30, mate... I'm off duty.
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You have a good holiday, eh.
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Touch my brother again
and I'll kick both your nuts off.
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Then you'll have none. OK?
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- OK?
- OK.
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Oh, man.
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This one has all got magic powers,
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this fella can jump real high,
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this fella can run real fast,
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this fella can blow things up
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and this fella can turn invisible.
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Rocky, you have to come home.
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But I'm drawing.
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Hurry up, fool.
I got better things to do than this.
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Finish it off later.
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Bloody hell, you're a nuisance.
Making me walk all the way down here.
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Bye, Mum.
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I want you to stop hanging around
down there. It's creepy.
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And stop being so weird.
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Hurry up, egg.
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Bloody egg.
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What are you? An egg.
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Rotten egg.
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Scrambled egg. Boiled egg.
Poached egg.
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Bloody hell.
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(SPEAKS MAORI)
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Crayfish again.
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(MAN SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ON TV)
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So if you fellas live in the middle,
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may as well stay home
because no bloody good anywhere else.
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(ALL LAUGH)
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What do you want to do, eh, Leaf?
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We might as well just stay here, eh?
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Oh, man, had a massive day
at school today.
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There was a big-ass rumble at school.
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Most of the children were involved.
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I wasn't, because I'm a good boy.
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I don't like fighting, eh.
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Far, lots of things happened,
but what else?
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Oh, yeah.
I seen my girlfriend, Chardonnay.
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She invited me back to her house
and we had McDonald's to eat.
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It was yum.
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Why do you like to eat
other people's rubbish, eh, Leaf?
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(DOGS BARK
AND THUNDER RUMBLES)
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Storm's coming.
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Who are you?
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Boy.
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What boy?
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Alamein.
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Alamein.
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Yeah.
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Alright, I'm your dad.
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Oh! Hey, Dad.
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- Hey.
- Welcome back.
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- Good to see you.
- Good to see you.
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How's it been going?
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Good. How's it been going with you?
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(CHORTLES) Good.
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Now, where's Mum?
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My mum, you know, your nanny?
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Oh, she's not here at the moment.
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She's at a tangi down Wellington.
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Someone passed away.
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- When's she getting back?
- Sometime next week.
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Rocky, come over here. Meet Dad.
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Dad, this is Rocky.
Rocky, this is Dad.
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Yeah, how are you, Rocky?
Good to see you, man.
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Too much.
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Say hello, egg.
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Hello, egg.
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(PASSENGERS LAUGH)
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That's Kelly.
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Yeah, niece, I'm your uncle...
Alamein.
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Oh, great. Another one.
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Well, these are my mates
Juju and Chuppa.
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JUJU: How are you doing?
ALAMEIN: They're basically your uncles.
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So, you guys want a cup of tea?
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, a cup of tea sounds good.
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(ALL SLURP)
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So, you fellas want to come inside?
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Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, let's do that.
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Seen 'E.T.' yet, the movie?
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No. What's it about?
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Spaceman.
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Oh, space kid, really.
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He gets trapped on Earth
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and him and this kid fly around
everywhere on a bicycle.
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I seen it four times.
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(SIGHS) Nice house, bro.
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- It's a shithole.
- Oh, yeah.
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Oh, I don't know, bro.
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These old houses are made of
native timber... expensive stuff.
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Not many people know that, eh?
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I mean, these door handles
are made of copper. Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, if I was a thief,
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the first thing I'd do
is I'd take all the copper
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and I'd melt it down
in a furnace or a fire
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and then sell it
to a copper dealer, eh.
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Alright then, I guess
it's time for presents.
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Go on, boys, go get them presents.
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What presents?
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- The stuff from the car.
- Oh, yeah.
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I might go give them a hand.
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Hey, real milk!
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A new TV!
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Eh?
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Oh, thank you.
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- Here, you can have the rest.
- Oh, thanks, Dad.
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Now, don't go burning your eyes out
or anything.
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Share them with him too.
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- You know this used to be my room?
- Yeah.
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Oh, well, you can still use it.
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I'll sleep in the garage
with my mates.
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Not a problem.
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Wow, look at that mop of hair
you've got.
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I should cut your hair one day.
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Make you look like this fella.
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I've seen 'Thriller' 10 times.
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I did that.
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Don't get into the Nazi stuff.
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Night.
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Night, Dad.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
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00:19:28,444 --> 00:19:31,104
- How long is he here for?
- Don't know.
254
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:33,879
But we're leaving with him
when he goes.
255
00:19:34,028 --> 00:19:35,678
Why?
256
00:19:35,785 --> 00:19:38,345
Because that's the way
families work, egg.
257
00:19:38,491 --> 00:19:39,976
Is he the same as before?
258
00:19:40,076 --> 00:19:41,366
Yeah, better.
259
00:19:41,457 --> 00:19:44,817
Do you think he remembers me?
260
00:19:44,997 --> 00:19:47,207
Yeah, of course, man.
261
00:19:47,338 --> 00:19:49,663
- From when I was being born?
- Yep.
262
00:19:49,799 --> 00:19:52,557
- I don't remember it.
- No, of course you don't.
263
00:19:52,712 --> 00:19:55,436
You were just a little baby
and you still are.
264
00:19:58,558 --> 00:20:00,618
What was she like?
265
00:20:00,743 --> 00:20:02,733
Not this again.
266
00:20:02,854 --> 00:20:06,254
Well, she was pretty.
She was a good singer.
267
00:20:06,436 --> 00:20:09,278
And her and Dad were always laughing.
268
00:20:09,436 --> 00:20:12,209
- How did they meet?
- At the beach.
269
00:20:12,364 --> 00:20:15,924
She was swimming and Dad
saved her from drowning.
270
00:20:16,113 --> 00:20:18,235
And then he did a carving of her.
271
00:20:18,362 --> 00:20:20,806
And then they had babies... us.
272
00:20:20,947 --> 00:20:23,321
And he can do heaps of cool stuff.
273
00:20:23,459 --> 00:20:25,979
He can dance as good
as Michael Jackson.
274
00:20:26,123 --> 00:20:28,453
And once, when he was a soldier,
275
00:20:28,589 --> 00:20:30,714
all these commies
pinned him down to the ground,
276
00:20:30,842 --> 00:20:34,562
so he leapt out of his foxhole
and just did this meanest haka
277
00:20:34,757 --> 00:20:37,527
and all them commies got scared
and ran away.
278
00:20:37,682 --> 00:20:42,362
- And was he a soldier?
- Hell, yeah! He's a war hero.
279
00:20:42,599 --> 00:20:45,878
He's even got a green beret.
280
00:20:46,054 --> 00:20:49,298
- What's that?
- A type of hat.
281
00:20:51,280 --> 00:20:53,565
Shh. Look. Look.
282
00:20:53,699 --> 00:20:57,089
There's that mental fella.
283
00:21:00,498 --> 00:21:02,258
Hey, weirdo!
284
00:21:02,369 --> 00:21:04,179
Hey!
285
00:21:04,293 --> 00:21:05,458
Come on, Rocky, get him.
286
00:21:05,544 --> 00:21:07,421
- Aarggh!
- Get out of here, you weirdo.
287
00:21:09,715 --> 00:21:13,035
- Did you get him, Rocky?
- No.
288
00:21:13,214 --> 00:21:15,056
Typical, egg.
289
00:21:30,529 --> 00:21:32,724
Not too hard.
290
00:21:58,808 --> 00:22:00,366
What's the Crazy Horses?
291
00:22:02,061 --> 00:22:05,581
It's my gang. I'm the president
and founding member.
292
00:22:05,768 --> 00:22:08,452
Yeah. Crazy Horses. (NEIGHS)
293
00:22:09,611 --> 00:22:11,056
That's our sign.
294
00:22:11,154 --> 00:22:13,194
It would've been that,
but it was taken.
295
00:22:13,318 --> 00:22:14,900
We're renegades.
296
00:22:15,004 --> 00:22:16,551
What's those?
297
00:22:18,328 --> 00:22:21,081
Someone who lives outside the law,
but they're still cool.
298
00:22:22,541 --> 00:22:24,506
Like the A-Team or the Hulk.
299
00:22:24,626 --> 00:22:27,299
Gee, even these samurais...
they're the meanest renegades.
300
00:22:28,756 --> 00:22:31,636
- Hey, whose is this mean carving?
- Oh, mine.
301
00:22:31,795 --> 00:22:34,957
Yeah. Looks just like E.T.
302
00:22:36,388 --> 00:22:39,428
It's based on one of yours,
but it ain't finished yet.
303
00:22:39,595 --> 00:22:42,077
Yeah, I know,
'cause you ain't done the eyes.
304
00:22:42,220 --> 00:22:44,668
That's the last thing you do...
them eyes.
305
00:22:44,809 --> 00:22:46,299
Do you still carve?
306
00:22:46,399 --> 00:22:48,754
Nup. I ain't got time for that.
307
00:22:52,155 --> 00:22:54,032
(SIGHS) I'm a busy man.
308
00:23:01,873 --> 00:23:03,518
Mmm.
309
00:23:03,625 --> 00:23:05,950
(CALLS) Oh, Rocky!
310
00:23:06,086 --> 00:23:07,758
Hey, where you skating off to?
311
00:23:10,716 --> 00:23:12,308
What's that supposed to mean?
312
00:23:19,934 --> 00:23:21,811
What's wrong with him?
313
00:23:24,647 --> 00:23:26,647
You want to go for a ride in my car?
314
00:23:26,769 --> 00:23:28,391
Yeah.
315
00:23:28,497 --> 00:23:30,030
Cool.
316
00:23:30,132 --> 00:23:31,631
Let's go.
317
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,193
- Far!
- (GASPS)
318
00:24:11,070 --> 00:24:13,035
(WHISTLES)
319
00:24:13,155 --> 00:24:14,907
Phwoar! Mean car.
320
00:24:18,244 --> 00:24:19,369
Hey, Uncle.
321
00:24:19,454 --> 00:24:21,349
Who's this, then?
322
00:24:21,466 --> 00:24:23,326
Mouldy Smith.
323
00:24:29,214 --> 00:24:30,819
(SIGHS)
324
00:24:30,924 --> 00:24:33,882
Well, see you at home, then, eh?
325
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:37,385
What? Are you going? Can I come?
326
00:24:37,514 --> 00:24:40,314
Oh, I'm busy. I've got
a few things to take care of.
327
00:24:40,470 --> 00:24:42,475
You hang out here
with your mates, man.
328
00:24:42,597 --> 00:24:44,607
Dukes of Hazard.
329
00:24:44,730 --> 00:24:46,721
(GRUNTS WITH EXERTION)
330
00:24:53,530 --> 00:24:55,009
(HORN BEEPS)
331
00:24:57,118 --> 00:24:58,471
(GIRLS GIGGLE)
332
00:25:02,915 --> 00:25:04,633
Hmph!
333
00:25:13,718 --> 00:25:15,478
So he finally came home, eh?
334
00:25:15,590 --> 00:25:17,292
How long's he here for?
335
00:25:17,401 --> 00:25:19,069
Don't know. Not long.
336
00:25:19,177 --> 00:25:20,627
That'd be right.
337
00:25:20,725 --> 00:25:22,904
Has he been to see your mum yet?
338
00:25:23,034 --> 00:25:25,179
- Nah, not yet.
- Fucking typical!
339
00:25:26,815 --> 00:25:28,935
Hey, Aunty,
can I have an iceblock, please?
340
00:25:29,062 --> 00:25:30,472
No!
341
00:25:30,569 --> 00:25:33,049
- Oh, it's not fair.
- Get a job, man.
342
00:25:33,191 --> 00:25:35,316
Oh, there's none left.
343
00:25:35,444 --> 00:25:37,081
You got them all!
344
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,796
- Boy, can I have a go with one?
- Can't.
345
00:25:55,961 --> 00:25:58,922
Saving them for a special occasion.
346
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,370
Hey, was that your dad?
347
00:26:05,475 --> 00:26:06,965
Yep.
348
00:26:07,065 --> 00:26:08,862
Oh, he's got a premo car.
349
00:26:21,747 --> 00:26:23,352
How long's he staying for?
350
00:26:23,457 --> 00:26:26,657
Not long. But we're gonna be
moving pretty soon.
351
00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:28,240
Where to?
352
00:26:28,337 --> 00:26:31,817
Don't know. Probably just cruise
around in his mean-ass car.
353
00:26:32,002 --> 00:26:34,172
Hey, you guys,
I just did a massive shit in there.
354
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:37,179
- You should go and check it out.
- Oh, yeah. I'll check that out!
355
00:26:38,764 --> 00:26:41,849
- Don't touch, Falcon.
- I want the lollies.
356
00:26:42,018 --> 00:26:45,138
They're lollies for adults,
not for children, Falcon. Pest!
357
00:26:45,308 --> 00:26:47,398
Wow! What a mean one, Dally.
358
00:26:47,524 --> 00:26:49,560
Alright, we're finished. Let's go.
359
00:26:58,618 --> 00:27:00,097
Tip!
360
00:27:19,432 --> 00:27:22,672
Hey, weirdo, do you live here?
361
00:27:22,847 --> 00:27:24,817
Shh!
362
00:27:24,937 --> 00:27:27,737
(WHISPERS)
Why do we have to whisper?
363
00:27:27,893 --> 00:27:30,658
Because it's dangerous on the river.
364
00:27:30,813 --> 00:27:32,370
Sorry.
365
00:27:33,655 --> 00:27:36,215
I live here with my mum.
366
00:27:36,361 --> 00:27:38,242
My mum's dead.
367
00:27:38,358 --> 00:27:40,204
I killed her.
368
00:27:42,998 --> 00:27:45,034
Do you have any friends?
369
00:27:49,212 --> 00:27:51,992
- Do you have a brother?
- No.
370
00:27:52,148 --> 00:27:54,620
I've got a brother. He's cool.
371
00:27:54,762 --> 00:27:57,200
He's hanging out with our dad.
372
00:27:57,341 --> 00:28:00,306
- What's he like?
- Loud.
373
00:28:00,469 --> 00:28:02,106
(CHUCKLES)
374
00:28:06,105 --> 00:28:08,096
(GRUNTS WITH EXERTION)
375
00:28:10,026 --> 00:28:12,826
Sorry. I think I did that.
376
00:28:12,982 --> 00:28:14,152
Hey?
377
00:28:14,238 --> 00:28:18,158
I think I made you fall over. Sorry.
378
00:28:18,362 --> 00:28:22,247
I have to watch out for my powers.
379
00:28:22,450 --> 00:28:23,860
They're too dangerous.
380
00:28:23,957 --> 00:28:26,471
My brother says
that's how my mum died.
381
00:28:27,961 --> 00:28:30,561
'Cause of my powers were too strong
382
00:28:30,708 --> 00:28:32,504
when I was getting born.
383
00:28:33,675 --> 00:28:35,915
You gotta use them to do good, eh?
384
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:38,287
Just like in the comic books.
385
00:28:42,976 --> 00:28:44,736
What are we looking for?
386
00:28:44,848 --> 00:28:46,451
Anything.
387
00:28:49,984 --> 00:28:51,829
Quick! Here they come.
Here come the cops!
388
00:28:51,944 --> 00:28:54,744
Quick! Quick! Here! Here!
Alright. Where am I? Here. Here.
389
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,310
Dig. (GRUNTS)
390
00:28:56,407 --> 00:28:58,447
- Forget it, man.
- Something here. It's right here.
391
00:28:58,571 --> 00:29:00,096
That's where it is.
392
00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:01,607
Not there.
393
00:29:01,704 --> 00:29:04,504
So, I mean... I would've...
I would've run further than that.
394
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:07,310
- (SIGHS) I thought you knew, man.
- I do.
395
00:29:07,460 --> 00:29:09,905
It's a certain number of steps
from the post.
396
00:29:10,046 --> 00:29:12,366
I just can't remember
the exact number of steps...
397
00:29:12,502 --> 00:29:14,232
- (SIGHS)
- ...or the post.
398
00:29:14,342 --> 00:29:16,462
If we're digging here,
why didn't you draw a map?
399
00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:18,571
I was in a hurry.
Cops were right behind me.
400
00:29:18,693 --> 00:29:20,707
I don't have time
to start drawing maps.
401
00:29:20,829 --> 00:29:22,773
Let's just get a tractor
and dig it up, man.
402
00:29:22,893 --> 00:29:25,493
Yeah, if I want to dig holes all
day, I would've stayed in jail.
403
00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:28,205
You know what... I'm fucking sick
of this shit from you pricks.
404
00:29:28,352 --> 00:29:29,802
I'm making history here.
405
00:29:29,900 --> 00:29:32,620
They're gonna write about me.
You can say, "I was part of that."
406
00:29:32,773 --> 00:29:35,218
Want to be part of it or not?
If not, piss off.
407
00:29:35,359 --> 00:29:37,404
- Yeah, I want to be part of it.
- Hey, Dad.
408
00:29:37,528 --> 00:29:39,430
Hey, Uncle!
409
00:29:39,547 --> 00:29:41,380
- Wave.
- Hey.
410
00:29:41,495 --> 00:29:43,095
What are you looking for?
411
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:44,821
Something.
412
00:29:44,927 --> 00:29:46,514
What? Worms?
413
00:29:48,002 --> 00:29:49,481
Treasure.
414
00:29:51,756 --> 00:29:53,916
We're looking for a package, OK?
It�s about this big.
415
00:29:54,045 --> 00:29:56,285
Yep. Covered in plastic.
416
00:29:59,139 --> 00:30:00,779
When you find it...
417
00:30:00,885 --> 00:30:03,239
(LAUGHS)
418
00:30:04,769 --> 00:30:07,729
Hey, Dad. Do you know
what 'potential' means?
419
00:30:07,892 --> 00:30:09,514
- What?
- Mr. Langston says it.
420
00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:11,208
Oi! Cut it out, you pricks!
421
00:30:11,313 --> 00:30:13,075
Quit pissing around.
422
00:30:16,031 --> 00:30:18,751
Dad, what are you gonna do
with the money?
423
00:30:18,904 --> 00:30:21,206
I don't know. What do you reckon?
424
00:30:21,341 --> 00:30:23,609
You should buy a big-ass house.
425
00:30:23,742 --> 00:30:25,152
Mmm. Maybe I should.
426
00:30:25,249 --> 00:30:28,089
Maybe I should buy me a dolphin too,
ride around on him all day.
427
00:30:28,247 --> 00:30:30,329
You can have one too. And Rocky.
428
00:30:30,454 --> 00:30:32,502
Yeah, all three of us on dolphins...
429
00:30:32,626 --> 00:30:34,488
...that go anywhere...
430
00:30:34,604 --> 00:30:36,432
...do what we want...
431
00:30:36,547 --> 00:30:38,230
...be anyone.
432
00:30:40,223 --> 00:30:41,702
Dad...
433
00:30:42,809 --> 00:30:44,527
...look at this.
434
00:30:45,770 --> 00:30:47,930
Oi! Where'd you get this?
Give it here.
435
00:30:48,059 --> 00:30:49,921
- Oh.
- Where'd you get it?
436
00:30:50,037 --> 00:30:52,371
- Oh, I found it.
- Where?
437
00:30:52,507 --> 00:30:54,771
On the side of the road.
438
00:30:54,905 --> 00:30:56,985
Hey, you make sure
you find any more of this,
439
00:30:57,110 --> 00:30:58,588
you bring it straight to me, eh?
440
00:31:03,080 --> 00:31:05,275
Straight to me. OK?
441
00:31:08,586 --> 00:31:11,226
GIRL: (CALLS) Boy! Quick!
Nan's on the phone!
442
00:31:11,375 --> 00:31:12,837
Keep digging!
443
00:31:12,936 --> 00:31:14,363
Where's he going?
444
00:31:20,139 --> 00:31:23,219
It�s not really a gang.
There's only three of them.
445
00:31:23,387 --> 00:31:24,477
Hey!
446
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,560
Mum, it's me... Alamein.
447
00:31:26,682 --> 00:31:28,424
I'm good. I'm home.
448
00:31:28,535 --> 00:31:30,208
Well, how are you?
449
00:31:30,316 --> 00:31:32,281
Yeah, I got you a present.
450
00:31:32,402 --> 00:31:35,633
It's a type of oven.
Only rich people have them.
451
00:31:36,823 --> 00:31:39,178
Uh, when you getting home?
There's all these kids here.
452
00:31:40,952 --> 00:31:42,592
Yeah, we're getting on great.
453
00:31:42,699 --> 00:31:44,336
Hey, um...
454
00:31:45,832 --> 00:31:47,952
Uh, do you think
I could borrow some money?
455
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:50,081
I'm just a bit broke at the moment.
456
00:31:51,630 --> 00:31:53,195
Oh, it's not fair, man.
457
00:31:53,298 --> 00:31:55,289
These kids get more than we ever got.
458
00:31:56,427 --> 00:31:58,467
Oh, I know it's not a competition.
459
00:31:58,590 --> 00:32:00,035
Never said it was.
460
00:32:00,134 --> 00:32:01,224
Eh?
461
00:32:01,307 --> 00:32:03,104
- No, you grow up!
- (LAUGHS)
462
00:32:04,727 --> 00:32:06,877
I will spend more time
with those boys.
463
00:32:10,400 --> 00:32:11,879
Quality time.
464
00:32:33,715 --> 00:32:36,560
Eh, look at the skin under here.
465
00:32:36,718 --> 00:32:39,243
Black as night.
You must be part African.
466
00:32:39,388 --> 00:32:42,824
Shit. Everyone will think
Michael Jackson moved to town.
467
00:32:58,324 --> 00:33:00,155
(BEEPS HORN)
468
00:33:03,788 --> 00:33:05,744
(GRUNTS)
469
00:33:10,003 --> 00:33:11,482
Aarggh!
470
00:33:17,135 --> 00:33:18,634
You! Yeah, you.
471
00:33:18,735 --> 00:33:20,200
You stay there.
472
00:33:21,390 --> 00:33:23,301
Is your name Holden? Is it? Yeah?
473
00:33:28,731 --> 00:33:33,009
Picking on my son, are you?
Want me to pick on you?
474
00:33:36,030 --> 00:33:40,470
Man, I mean, E.T. is one of
the ugliest buggers I've ever seen...
475
00:33:40,696 --> 00:33:43,306
big googly eyes, long neck.
476
00:33:43,454 --> 00:33:47,447
But you know what... on his home
planet, he probably looks normal.
477
00:33:51,296 --> 00:33:53,605
Hey, what's that kid doing out here?
478
00:34:00,889 --> 00:34:02,894
Rocky...
479
00:34:03,016 --> 00:34:04,495
...what are you up to?
480
00:34:07,104 --> 00:34:09,254
Does he actually know how to speak?
481
00:34:10,691 --> 00:34:13,683
Rocky, what are you doing, egg?
482
00:34:14,862 --> 00:34:16,227
Playing.
483
00:34:16,322 --> 00:34:20,031
Well, Rocky, come on, man. We're
going to go to the beach. Come with us.
484
00:34:22,995 --> 00:34:24,440
(SIGHS)
485
00:34:24,538 --> 00:34:26,098
Hurry up, you egg!
486
00:34:26,202 --> 00:34:27,646
Come on.
487
00:34:38,845 --> 00:34:40,290
Cool.
488
00:34:40,388 --> 00:34:42,902
This is good, what we're doing.
489
00:34:44,059 --> 00:34:45,651
Quality time.
490
00:34:55,112 --> 00:34:56,877
Ah, it's nice here.
491
00:34:56,989 --> 00:34:59,423
I like the waves. They're romantic.
492
00:35:00,993 --> 00:35:02,913
Did you and Mum meet here?
493
00:35:03,031 --> 00:35:04,441
Nah.
494
00:35:04,538 --> 00:35:07,095
We met at school
when we were kids.
495
00:35:07,241 --> 00:35:09,764
Even then, I knew she was the one.
496
00:35:11,587 --> 00:35:13,472
Why? You got a girlfriend?
497
00:35:13,589 --> 00:35:17,009
Oh, there's this girl
that really likes me a lot.
498
00:35:17,192 --> 00:35:20,577
But I don't know if I wanna,
you know, get involved.
499
00:35:20,758 --> 00:35:22,168
Mmm. Mmm.
500
00:35:22,265 --> 00:35:24,305
Well, don't get her pregnant.
That's all.
501
00:35:24,429 --> 00:35:26,239
- Hey?
- It�s the number one rule.
502
00:35:26,352 --> 00:35:29,032
Hey, you can show her your dick,
feel her tit.
503
00:35:29,183 --> 00:35:31,353
I'd be happy
if you just got a hickey.
504
00:35:31,483 --> 00:35:34,763
But don't have a kid, 'cause I don't
want to be a koro just yet.
505
00:35:34,939 --> 00:35:36,869
A hickey!
506
00:35:36,988 --> 00:35:39,388
Well, she ain't gonna touch you
looking like that, man.
507
00:35:39,528 --> 00:35:42,007
You want to dress up a little,
like me.
508
00:35:43,328 --> 00:35:45,448
Can I be on the Crazy Horses
one day?
509
00:35:45,575 --> 00:35:46,985
(SIGHS)
510
00:35:47,082 --> 00:35:49,202
Oh, you're a bit young, man.
511
00:35:49,329 --> 00:35:51,379
It's more of an adult's game
512
00:35:51,503 --> 00:35:54,223
and we don't muck around
with toys and games.
513
00:35:54,376 --> 00:35:56,297
Maybe when you're older.
514
00:35:57,426 --> 00:35:59,871
Come on. Gear up.
515
00:36:00,012 --> 00:36:02,003
We're going over the top.
516
00:36:05,268 --> 00:36:06,788
(YELLS) Let's get 'em, man!
517
00:36:06,889 --> 00:36:09,819
- Charge!
- Charge!
518
00:36:09,981 --> 00:36:12,939
(IMITATES GUNFIRE)
Move, move, move, move, move!
519
00:36:26,999 --> 00:36:28,352
Ohh!
520
00:36:34,131 --> 00:36:36,231
(IMITATES GUNFIRE)
521
00:36:36,357 --> 00:36:38,422
It�s buried treasure.
522
00:36:38,547 --> 00:36:40,037
What?
523
00:36:40,137 --> 00:36:42,073
Buried treasure, man.
524
00:36:42,192 --> 00:36:44,093
Like a pirate's treasure.
525
00:36:46,435 --> 00:36:47,880
Like gold?
526
00:36:47,979 --> 00:36:50,904
Yeah, but better... money.
527
00:36:51,065 --> 00:36:53,585
- How much?
- About a million dollars.
528
00:36:53,729 --> 00:36:55,351
What happens if we find it?
529
00:36:55,457 --> 00:36:57,010
Then we're out of here!
530
00:36:57,113 --> 00:37:01,393
Buy a house in the city,
buy a big car,
531
00:37:01,613 --> 00:37:03,463
buy some dolphins.
532
00:37:03,578 --> 00:37:06,858
Probably dress up
in tuxedos all the time too.
533
00:37:07,035 --> 00:37:09,125
I don't wanna go to the city.
534
00:37:09,251 --> 00:37:11,711
I bet ya
there's even a swimming pool.
535
00:37:11,852 --> 00:37:14,242
- I can swim in the sea.
- Go on, then.
536
00:37:14,381 --> 00:37:17,701
Meanwhile, me and Dad will be
relaxing in our swimming pool,
537
00:37:17,879 --> 00:37:20,649
riding dolphins
and drinking cocktails.
538
00:37:20,804 --> 00:37:23,876
And you'd better not tell anyone
or I'll knock your bloody block off.
539
00:37:26,769 --> 00:37:28,760
(IMITATES GUNFIRE)
540
00:37:44,245 --> 00:37:45,690
This party's dead.
541
00:37:45,788 --> 00:37:48,628
It's not a party, egg.
It's a get-together.
542
00:37:48,786 --> 00:37:50,716
There's a difference.
543
00:37:50,835 --> 00:37:53,355
Rightio. If it was a party,
you'd know about it.
544
00:37:53,500 --> 00:37:55,581
Whatever.
545
00:37:58,802 --> 00:38:00,142
Rocky...
546
00:38:00,236 --> 00:38:01,506
Oh, see ya.
547
00:38:01,597 --> 00:38:04,117
Hey, you having a good time?
548
00:38:04,261 --> 00:38:05,705
- Yeah.
- Yeah?
549
00:38:07,144 --> 00:38:09,612
Yeah, your haircut seems to be
a bit of a hit.
550
00:38:11,273 --> 00:38:14,193
- Hey, you want a little sip of beer?
- Yeah.
551
00:38:14,355 --> 00:38:15,912
Little one.
552
00:38:17,196 --> 00:38:18,676
Good?
553
00:38:18,776 --> 00:38:20,186
Yep.
554
00:38:20,283 --> 00:38:23,241
11, eh? That's pretty young
for your first sip.
555
00:38:25,079 --> 00:38:28,999
Oh, if you find any more of that
stuff, bring it to me, eh?
556
00:38:29,203 --> 00:38:30,647
OK.
557
00:38:33,087 --> 00:38:36,716
And can you stop calling me "Dad"?
558
00:38:38,343 --> 00:38:41,301
It sounds weird. Besides,
we're more like bros, you and me.
559
00:38:43,598 --> 00:38:46,237
- Then what shall I call you?
- I don't know. What do you reckon?
560
00:38:48,478 --> 00:38:51,151
- Alamein?
- Maybe.
561
00:38:53,066 --> 00:38:56,326
What about 'Shogun'? I like that.
562
00:38:56,502 --> 00:38:59,727
- What's Shogun?
- Samurai master.
563
00:38:59,902 --> 00:39:01,552
Like a commander.
564
00:39:01,659 --> 00:39:04,659
- He rules the samurais.
- Like ariki.
565
00:39:04,823 --> 00:39:06,548
Yeah, but he's a samurai.
566
00:39:06,659 --> 00:39:08,103
Samurais are better.
567
00:39:11,335 --> 00:39:12,780
BOTH: Shogun.
568
00:39:12,879 --> 00:39:14,676
Yeah. Oh, that sounds good!
569
00:39:16,132 --> 00:39:17,697
So what should we call me?
570
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:20,598
I don't know. 'Little shogun'?
That'd be funny.
571
00:39:31,940 --> 00:39:33,419
Hey, Boy.
572
00:39:34,526 --> 00:39:36,171
Oh, hi, Al.
573
00:39:36,278 --> 00:39:37,923
ALAMEIN: Hey, boys!
574
00:39:38,030 --> 00:39:39,870
Come in. Come in.
Here, have a seat.
575
00:39:39,985 --> 00:39:41,790
- Go on. Sit down.
- Thank you, Uncle.
576
00:39:41,904 --> 00:39:44,605
Nah, nah, nah. Call me Shogun.
577
00:39:44,756 --> 00:39:47,423
(PEOPLE SPEAK INDISTINCTLY)
578
00:39:51,544 --> 00:39:53,057
This is a party!
579
00:39:56,424 --> 00:39:59,584
Oi, why aren't you out there
making friends?
580
00:39:59,755 --> 00:40:01,285
We don't know no-one, man.
581
00:40:01,387 --> 00:40:03,467
(MOCKINGLY)
"Don't know no-one, man."
582
00:40:03,593 --> 00:40:05,558
Hey, learn how to speak!
583
00:40:05,678 --> 00:40:07,679
- (LAUGHS)
- (LAUGHS)
584
00:40:08,812 --> 00:40:11,857
Boy, you didn't make dinner.
We're hungry!
585
00:40:12,023 --> 00:40:14,662
Do I look like your bloody mother?
Make your own.
586
00:40:17,904 --> 00:40:20,623
Piss off, will ya?
I'm sick of you kids hassling me.
587
00:40:24,286 --> 00:40:27,006
Chill out, man.
Chill out, man. It's a party.
588
00:40:27,159 --> 00:40:28,569
- Eh?
- Chill out.
589
00:40:28,665 --> 00:40:30,383
Oh, too slow, you old man.
590
00:40:33,212 --> 00:40:34,691
Hey! Come over here.
591
00:40:38,175 --> 00:40:41,095
Here's a real man, right here.
This is a real man.
592
00:40:41,257 --> 00:40:43,107
Not like you two eggs.
593
00:40:43,222 --> 00:40:45,782
Hey, my son. My best friend.
594
00:40:45,928 --> 00:40:47,338
My main man.
595
00:40:47,435 --> 00:40:49,520
And my other main man.
596
00:40:49,646 --> 00:40:51,506
Who's this? Three main men.
597
00:40:51,622 --> 00:40:53,594
Who's that? The three main men.
598
00:40:53,714 --> 00:40:55,652
Who's that? The two egg men.
599
00:40:55,772 --> 00:40:57,534
Look at you, man.
600
00:41:00,865 --> 00:41:03,140
Oh, come... come on, man!
601
00:41:07,622 --> 00:41:10,056
Oh, man. I wish he was my dad.
602
00:41:11,210 --> 00:41:13,095
I'm gonna be a Crazy Horse too.
603
00:41:13,212 --> 00:41:15,892
ALAMEIN: Shogun.
What's my name? Shogun.
604
00:41:16,043 --> 00:41:17,680
I'm a shogun!
605
00:41:19,301 --> 00:41:20,780
I'm a shogun!
606
00:41:23,973 --> 00:41:27,124
(MELODIC MUSIC)
607
00:42:07,685 --> 00:42:09,530
(GROANS)
608
00:42:09,645 --> 00:42:11,522
Piss off, man.
609
00:42:14,984 --> 00:42:16,464
- Hello?
- Oh, hi, Chardonnay.
610
00:42:16,564 --> 00:42:17,974
It's Boy speaking.
611
00:42:18,070 --> 00:42:20,027
I was just wondering
if you would like
612
00:42:20,148 --> 00:42:22,071
to come for a ride
in my dad's cool car.
613
00:42:23,785 --> 00:42:26,265
(IMITATES ENGINE)
614
00:42:26,407 --> 00:42:27,851
Whoo!
615
00:42:39,092 --> 00:42:40,571
Fetch!
616
00:42:42,638 --> 00:42:45,630
(IMITATES TYRES SQUEALING)
617
00:42:46,934 --> 00:42:48,652
I'm bored.
618
00:42:52,773 --> 00:42:54,126
Hey.
619
00:42:59,155 --> 00:43:00,634
Well...
620
00:43:01,824 --> 00:43:04,704
...you can see my dick, but I ain't
allowed to get you pregnant.
621
00:43:04,864 --> 00:43:06,581
You fucking arsehole.
622
00:43:27,059 --> 00:43:29,175
Look, I got a hickey.
623
00:43:31,521 --> 00:43:33,477
- Man!
- Yeah.
624
00:43:53,002 --> 00:43:55,202
JUJU: Dig! Dig!
CHUPPA: That's the way, bro!
625
00:43:55,333 --> 00:43:57,423
Good boy. That's it. That's the one.
626
00:43:57,548 --> 00:44:00,028
Find my shit so I can
get the hell out of here.
627
00:44:00,171 --> 00:44:01,615
Good slave, Boy!
628
00:44:02,720 --> 00:44:05,280
- Not a fucking slave.
- Sorry, bro.
629
00:44:07,100 --> 00:44:09,340
I wasn't really expecting a hickey.
630
00:44:09,472 --> 00:44:12,374
Well, what? It just came.
631
00:44:12,535 --> 00:44:15,368
It's on my neck... happened.
632
00:44:15,525 --> 00:44:17,765
So you go to punch me
and then I block it?
633
00:44:17,898 --> 00:44:18,828
Yep.
634
00:44:18,904 --> 00:44:21,149
Aarggh! Fuck!
635
00:44:21,281 --> 00:44:23,272
- You alright, mate?
- Not now!
636
00:44:32,042 --> 00:44:33,680
Is that it?
637
00:44:46,224 --> 00:44:47,703
(MOUTHS)
638
00:45:12,334 --> 00:45:14,539
- (GASPS)
- Stop moving.
639
00:45:14,670 --> 00:45:17,662
- Just hold still, bro.
- It's just hot.
640
00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:23,212
Far. Mean-as tatts.
641
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:27,747
Yep. And now it's your turn.
642
00:45:27,970 --> 00:45:29,500
- What?
- (LAUGHS)
643
00:45:29,602 --> 00:45:32,482
Don't worry, man,
you'll get the kids' version.
644
00:45:32,642 --> 00:45:33,642
(MEN LAUGH)
645
00:45:39,029 --> 00:45:42,339
- (JAUNTY POP MUSIC PLAYS)
- (IMITATES WHINE OF F1 ENGINE)
646
00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:46,756
(CONVERSATIONAL CHATTER)
647
00:45:55,629 --> 00:45:58,429
- (KNOCK AT WINDOW)
- Know why I pulled you over, miss?
648
00:45:58,585 --> 00:46:00,075
(SIGHS)
649
00:46:00,175 --> 00:46:03,915
- Probably can't even drive, anyway.
- As if you can, egg.
650
00:46:04,112 --> 00:46:07,817
- Far, what happened to your head?
- It�s a haircut.
651
00:46:08,012 --> 00:46:12,017
- It's the latest style.
- It's late alright.
652
00:46:12,224 --> 00:46:14,394
Alright, come on in, then.
653
00:46:14,524 --> 00:46:18,004
Phew! This car smells like marijuana.
654
00:46:18,189 --> 00:46:19,599
You shouldn't smoke it.
655
00:46:19,696 --> 00:46:22,176
You'll end up like all the rest
of them dopeheads around here...
656
00:46:22,318 --> 00:46:24,860
laughing at nothing
and crying at everything.
657
00:46:25,005 --> 00:46:27,513
Where you been, anyway?
Ain't seen you in ages.
658
00:46:27,657 --> 00:46:30,587
Hanging with the old man.
659
00:46:30,749 --> 00:46:33,949
- So, who are you here with?
- My mum. She's playing the pokies.
660
00:46:34,122 --> 00:46:35,887
She win anything?
661
00:46:35,999 --> 00:46:37,129
Nuh.
662
00:46:37,214 --> 00:46:39,854
But she reckons it's better to risk
your money on something big,
663
00:46:40,003 --> 00:46:43,517
be real poor, instead of sitting
around being a bit poor.
664
00:46:46,015 --> 00:46:48,155
Far, you've been missing out
on all the fun.
665
00:46:48,283 --> 00:46:50,388
We pushed Murray
off the wharf yesterday.
666
00:46:50,514 --> 00:46:53,124
Ain't got time for that kids' stuff.
667
00:46:53,272 --> 00:46:56,548
I'm working.
Trying to get out of this dump.
668
00:46:58,778 --> 00:47:00,503
When you guys leaving?
669
00:47:00,613 --> 00:47:03,489
Don't know.
When my dad's free, I guess.
670
00:47:03,648 --> 00:47:06,490
- But he's a busy man.
- They always are.
671
00:47:08,329 --> 00:47:10,134
(CONVERSATIONAL CHATTER)
672
00:47:10,248 --> 00:47:12,373
Oh, well, looks like we lost.
673
00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:15,060
- How do you know?
- 'Cause we're going home.
674
00:47:18,507 --> 00:47:21,499
See ya... dopehead.
675
00:47:27,683 --> 00:47:29,753
Weirdo, do you feel sleepy yet?
676
00:47:31,186 --> 00:47:33,222
No.
677
00:47:35,316 --> 00:47:39,116
(SIGHS) My powers must be stink.
678
00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:43,080
Maybe power don't work on everyone.
679
00:47:43,277 --> 00:47:44,800
Well, who, then?
680
00:47:48,871 --> 00:47:52,271
Please, Mum, I just need a little
bit of money till I find my money.
681
00:47:52,453 --> 00:47:54,658
I can't wait for you.
I've got places to be.
682
00:47:54,789 --> 00:47:56,711
And don't expect me
to take them kids.
683
00:47:56,830 --> 00:47:58,718
They're too young
to be Crazy Horses.
684
00:47:58,835 --> 00:48:02,965
My gang. Me and my two mates.
685
00:48:03,178 --> 00:48:05,418
But that's not the point.
We're renegades.
686
00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:07,840
Strictly no kids allowed.
687
00:48:07,974 --> 00:48:10,134
Well, yeah, well, you obviously know
nothing about gangs,
688
00:48:10,263 --> 00:48:11,785
so this conversation's over, OK?
689
00:48:11,887 --> 00:48:13,375
I won't be here when you get home.
690
00:48:13,475 --> 00:48:14,429
- Fuckin' hell!
- (PHONE DINGS)
691
00:48:19,236 --> 00:48:22,131
(GRUNTS)
692
00:48:22,291 --> 00:48:25,152
(EXHALES)
693
00:48:29,914 --> 00:48:34,194
- (ENGINE REVS)
- Shogun! Shogun!
694
00:48:34,413 --> 00:48:36,175
Take me with you!
695
00:48:42,635 --> 00:48:44,227
Shogun!
696
00:48:51,269 --> 00:48:53,069
Mate, where'd he go?
697
00:48:53,183 --> 00:48:54,913
Is he coming back?
698
00:48:55,023 --> 00:48:57,856
(SIGHS) I don't wanna live here.
699
00:49:04,116 --> 00:49:05,674
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
700
00:49:10,706 --> 00:49:12,706
- Can I have a go?
- Nope.
701
00:49:12,828 --> 00:49:14,758
You need muscle to do this.
702
00:49:14,877 --> 00:49:17,077
And anyway, this is a man's work.
703
00:49:17,208 --> 00:49:19,978
You're not a man.
704
00:49:20,132 --> 00:49:23,572
Technically, I am. And you're not.
705
00:49:23,756 --> 00:49:25,552
Go on, piss off.
706
00:49:44,157 --> 00:49:45,715
(EXHALES)
707
00:49:53,917 --> 00:49:55,748
(GRUNTS)
708
00:50:13,271 --> 00:50:14,747
(GROANS)
709
00:50:14,846 --> 00:50:16,287
(GRUNTS)
710
00:50:37,754 --> 00:50:44,919
820. 840. 860. 880.
711
00:50:45,262 --> 00:50:48,982
Bloody hell, Leaf! We're rich!
712
00:50:49,178 --> 00:50:51,054
We're bloomin' rich.
713
00:50:59,694 --> 00:51:01,534
You've got some potential too.
714
00:51:01,649 --> 00:51:03,179
(GATE CREAKS)
715
00:51:03,281 --> 00:51:05,441
(WHISPERS) We're rich.
716
00:51:05,570 --> 00:51:07,660
(LOUDLY) Whoo! We're rich!
717
00:51:07,786 --> 00:51:13,431
"Potential. Not now ma... ni... fest,
718
00:51:13,708 --> 00:51:21,661
"or showing signs of ex... is... tence
or activity."
719
00:51:24,386 --> 00:51:25,865
What the hell?
720
00:51:57,212 --> 00:51:58,850
Who the hell are you supposed to be?
721
00:52:00,507 --> 00:52:03,101
I'll take these.
722
00:52:04,428 --> 00:52:08,341
(HUMS)
723
00:52:09,850 --> 00:52:12,970
Now, how many iceblocks
can I get for $5, eh?
724
00:52:13,140 --> 00:52:15,903
$5 in the real world
or Monopoly Land?
725
00:52:19,944 --> 00:52:22,624
- Thanks, Boy.
- Don't call me that anymore.
726
00:52:22,775 --> 00:52:25,580
- What, "Boy"?
- Yeah. I don't like it.
727
00:52:25,736 --> 00:52:27,266
Well, what about Fonzie?
728
00:52:27,368 --> 00:52:31,493
(SCOFFS) Just call me Little Shogun.
729
00:52:31,706 --> 00:52:34,366
- Thanks, Little Shogun.
- Thanks, Little Shogun.
730
00:52:34,516 --> 00:52:37,128
- Thanks, Little Shogun.
- Thanks, Little Fonzie.
731
00:52:37,276 --> 00:52:39,854
No, you look like Michael Jackson
in that jacket.
732
00:52:40,001 --> 00:52:42,406
Yeah, bro.
Scored it from the old man.
733
00:52:42,545 --> 00:52:44,035
There's Holden and Chardonnay.
734
00:52:44,135 --> 00:52:46,975
They're going out now. They've been
French kissing and everything.
735
00:52:47,133 --> 00:52:50,418
Yeah, they've been pashing
at the beach, on a horse,
736
00:52:50,595 --> 00:52:52,005
at the back of the shop.
737
00:52:52,102 --> 00:52:54,138
I heard they were pashing
at the dump too.
738
00:52:55,272 --> 00:52:57,317
So? Pashing's for kids.
739
00:52:57,441 --> 00:53:01,401
Anyway, I'm not here for long.
I'm gonna be moving soon.
740
00:53:01,607 --> 00:53:03,017
Hey, Boy.
741
00:53:03,113 --> 00:53:06,473
Well, well, well,
look at this cheeky fella.
742
00:53:06,653 --> 00:53:08,178
Far, you got your patch already.
743
00:53:08,280 --> 00:53:10,210
Tsk, of course, of course.
744
00:53:10,329 --> 00:53:13,729
Shogun says I have to drink a gumboot
full of beer before I can get one.
745
00:53:13,911 --> 00:53:15,916
He doesn't want you
in our gang no more.
746
00:53:16,038 --> 00:53:18,288
- You pissed him off.
- What did I do?
747
00:53:18,421 --> 00:53:22,181
I don't know, but don't come back
to the clubhouse or he'll kill you.
748
00:53:22,378 --> 00:53:25,143
(SARCASTICALLY)
How's Char-don-nay?
749
00:53:25,298 --> 00:53:26,388
She's cool.
750
00:53:26,471 --> 00:53:29,271
I know she is,
'cause I already rooted her.
751
00:53:29,427 --> 00:53:32,192
- What? Bull.
- Straight up. In my dad's car.
752
00:53:32,347 --> 00:53:34,717
Far, she was good!
753
00:53:34,855 --> 00:53:36,775
You're lying.
I'm gonna ask her, then?
754
00:53:36,893 --> 00:53:39,435
Go on, then. She's a liar, anyway.
755
00:53:39,580 --> 00:53:42,053
And if I see her round my pad again,
756
00:53:42,195 --> 00:53:47,189
I'm gonna make you drink a gumboot
full of knuckles and sandwiches, boy.
757
00:53:49,662 --> 00:53:51,141
- (ENGINE REVS)
- Oh, shit.
758
00:53:53,666 --> 00:53:55,577
(BRAKES SQUEAK)
759
00:53:56,919 --> 00:53:58,398
Boy!
760
00:53:59,547 --> 00:54:01,512
It�s Big Shogun.
761
00:54:01,632 --> 00:54:04,988
Shogun, you came back.
Look, look what I found.
762
00:54:06,429 --> 00:54:08,954
- Take it off!
- (GROANS)
763
00:54:09,098 --> 00:54:11,566
Take it off. Take... it... off!
764
00:54:12,936 --> 00:54:14,556
Who said you could steal my jacket?
765
00:54:14,661 --> 00:54:16,211
- Nobody.
- That's right... nobody.
766
00:54:16,314 --> 00:54:18,074
Now, where'd you get
that iceblock, hey?
767
00:54:18,186 --> 00:54:20,188
Where'd you get the money
for that iceblock?
768
00:54:20,310 --> 00:54:22,278
Answer me.
Where did you get that iceblock from?
769
00:54:22,399 --> 00:54:24,289
GRACEY: Alamein!
770
00:54:24,406 --> 00:54:26,731
What the hell is your problem, bro?
771
00:54:26,867 --> 00:54:28,992
What's wrong with you?
I'm teaching him a lesson.
772
00:54:29,119 --> 00:54:32,039
What? He's fine. You're the one
who needs to sort it out, bro!
773
00:54:32,200 --> 00:54:33,725
He needs to learn
about not stealing!
774
00:54:33,827 --> 00:54:35,809
You are such a frickin' egg.
775
00:54:35,930 --> 00:54:37,843
Oh, you are. You're a major egg.
776
00:54:37,962 --> 00:54:39,767
What the hell
did she see in you, eh?
777
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:42,500
- Ah, shut your face.
- Still a bloody nuisance!
778
00:54:42,649 --> 00:54:45,234
I know you are, said you are.
What am I?
779
00:54:45,381 --> 00:54:47,911
(REVS ENGINE)
780
00:54:48,055 --> 00:54:50,615
Out of my way, you!
781
00:55:04,197 --> 00:55:06,637
- Are you right, Boy?
- Don't worry about it, bro.
782
00:55:06,778 --> 00:55:08,222
Want my iceblock?
783
00:56:35,917 --> 00:56:37,669
(WHITE NOISE)
784
00:56:41,798 --> 00:56:46,269
(EXHALES)
785
00:56:53,602 --> 00:56:55,877
(THUMP!)
786
00:56:59,733 --> 00:57:01,530
(KNOCKS ON WINDOW)
787
00:57:02,736 --> 00:57:04,374
(TAPS ON WINDOW)
788
00:57:07,366 --> 00:57:09,731
(EXHALES)
789
00:57:09,869 --> 00:57:12,714
Sorry about today, B.
790
00:57:12,872 --> 00:57:15,752
I'm under a lot of stress
at the moment.
791
00:57:15,912 --> 00:57:17,322
Got a lot going on, you know?
792
00:57:17,418 --> 00:57:19,538
People trying to bring me down
and shit.
793
00:57:19,665 --> 00:57:22,303
The government, mainly, and others.
794
00:57:23,508 --> 00:57:27,068
And I'm getting frustrated,
you know, I can't find my shit.
795
00:57:27,257 --> 00:57:30,102
I'm sorry I am like I am sometimes.
796
00:57:30,260 --> 00:57:31,670
I get angry.
797
00:57:31,767 --> 00:57:35,207
A bit like the Hulk. He gets angry.
798
00:57:35,390 --> 00:57:37,280
He's usually helping people,
799
00:57:37,397 --> 00:57:40,117
but sometimes he loses control,
but he's not a bad guy.
800
00:57:40,270 --> 00:57:42,465
Mainly he's a good guy.
801
00:57:43,946 --> 00:57:46,904
Think you can handle having
The Incredible Hulk for a dad?
802
00:57:48,325 --> 00:57:50,077
Yep.
803
00:57:56,876 --> 00:57:59,026
I love you. See ya.
804
00:58:01,214 --> 00:58:04,134
- All good, bro?
- Yeah, bro. Good.
805
00:58:04,295 --> 00:58:07,252
(GROANS) Far.
806
00:59:24,592 --> 00:59:26,742
(PAPER RUSTLES)
807
00:59:35,269 --> 00:59:38,114
(GASPS) LEAF!
808
00:59:38,273 --> 00:59:41,106
- (ELECTRIC BUZZING)
- Eh?
809
00:59:44,154 --> 00:59:45,792
Where are the doorknobs?
810
00:59:47,908 --> 00:59:51,139
(BUZZES LOUDLY)
811
00:59:55,457 --> 00:59:58,927
- Al, stop cooking the doorknobs.
- Shush.
812
01:00:05,467 --> 01:00:07,192
(BANG!)
813
01:00:07,303 --> 01:00:09,403
- (GASPS)
- Ooh, I'm telling.
814
01:00:09,529 --> 01:00:11,594
What's going on in here?
815
01:00:11,719 --> 01:00:13,401
What's that smell?
816
01:00:13,509 --> 01:00:15,157
- Doorknobs.
- Bacon.
817
01:00:15,264 --> 01:00:16,674
Bacon?
818
01:00:16,771 --> 01:00:19,771
Even though he's hideous as,
he's still got some cool powers.
819
01:00:19,935 --> 01:00:22,057
He's got the light in his stomach.
820
01:00:22,185 --> 01:00:24,238
I don't really know what it's for,
821
01:00:24,362 --> 01:00:27,742
but when he's happy,
shit, it gets bright as!
822
01:00:27,923 --> 01:00:31,268
And the best thing about him
is his finger.
823
01:00:31,447 --> 01:00:33,537
And it can heal all wounds,
824
01:00:33,663 --> 01:00:39,183
be it a gash or cut on your neck,
heartache.
825
01:00:39,456 --> 01:00:40,986
Hey, Shogun.
826
01:00:41,088 --> 01:00:44,285
Well, he'll fix that up, no problem.
827
01:00:45,551 --> 01:00:47,116
Find anything yet?
828
01:00:47,219 --> 01:00:50,099
Oh, yeah, yeah, we're just digging
for fun now, eh, Rocky?
829
01:00:50,259 --> 01:00:53,296
(LAUGHS)
830
01:00:55,603 --> 01:00:57,923
- Hey, um, Shogun?
- Yeah?
831
01:00:58,058 --> 01:01:00,308
- What if it's gone?
- Hmm?
832
01:01:00,441 --> 01:01:03,321
The, um, treasure.
What if someone's taken it?
833
01:01:03,481 --> 01:01:06,040
Who? WHO?
834
01:01:07,365 --> 01:01:10,485
- Who? Man, I'll fuckin' kill them.
- I don't know.
835
01:01:10,655 --> 01:01:13,180
Where's my money?!
836
01:01:15,165 --> 01:01:16,962
(MUTTERS) Fuck.
837
01:01:19,085 --> 01:01:20,765
It's not fair, man.
838
01:01:20,874 --> 01:01:22,955
It's not fair!
839
01:01:24,216 --> 01:01:29,456
It�s OK, Shogun. We can find it.
840
01:01:29,716 --> 01:01:31,512
We just need some time.
841
01:01:32,975 --> 01:01:35,364
No more time, mate.
842
01:02:14,351 --> 01:02:16,785
(MOUTHS INAUDIBLY)
843
01:02:20,357 --> 01:02:22,951
(EXHALES)
844
01:02:24,570 --> 01:02:26,175
Come on, boys, come on.
845
01:02:26,280 --> 01:02:27,980
Come on, man, fuckin' hurry up.
846
01:02:28,089 --> 01:02:29,754
Go, man! They're coming behind you.
847
01:02:29,862 --> 01:02:31,783
(SHRILLY) Come on!
848
01:02:38,960 --> 01:02:42,157
Boy! Fuckin' move your black arse!
849
01:02:46,092 --> 01:02:49,057
(LOUD CHEERING)
850
01:02:49,220 --> 01:02:50,825
- Horses!
- (ALL IMITATE HORSES)
851
01:02:50,930 --> 01:02:52,490
Come on, boys, let's bag these up.
852
01:02:52,594 --> 01:02:54,364
How many bags we gonna use?
853
01:02:54,476 --> 01:02:56,236
As many as it takes, mate.
Whole lot.
854
01:02:56,347 --> 01:02:58,303
(ENGINE REVS)
855
01:03:01,233 --> 01:03:03,428
Give us a go.
856
01:03:10,826 --> 01:03:12,305
Come on, then.
857
01:03:16,207 --> 01:03:19,052
(MEN CHATTER)
858
01:03:19,210 --> 01:03:21,490
Oh, what are you doing here?
859
01:03:21,624 --> 01:03:23,834
I'm allowed. He's my dad too.
860
01:03:23,965 --> 01:03:26,945
So? You should have stayed at home.
861
01:03:27,108 --> 01:03:30,220
- But I wanna get to know them.
- Why?
862
01:03:30,390 --> 01:03:33,433
Because he's here. I'm like him.
863
01:03:33,600 --> 01:03:37,160
I'm like him more than you.
Me and him have the most potential.
864
01:03:37,348 --> 01:03:38,878
What's that?
865
01:03:38,980 --> 01:03:42,239
If you don't know it,
you ain't got it.
866
01:03:42,415 --> 01:03:45,639
That's what makes me cool
and you an egg.
867
01:03:47,239 --> 01:03:49,084
How did you get it?
868
01:03:49,199 --> 01:03:53,875
You get it when you're born.
It's too late for you. Sorry.
869
01:04:02,671 --> 01:04:04,662
Yeah.
870
01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:09,448
Ka-ching!
871
01:04:16,102 --> 01:04:17,899
(GASPS)
872
01:04:23,026 --> 01:04:24,631
(EXHALES)
873
01:04:24,736 --> 01:04:26,896
(DOOR CREAKS AND SLAMS)
874
01:04:27,025 --> 01:04:30,903
(ENGINE REVS)
875
01:04:43,422 --> 01:04:47,502
MAN: Just fuck him up, bro.
MAN 2: Yeah, I wanna fuck him up.
876
01:04:47,713 --> 01:04:49,316
There's the fuckin' pricks, there.
877
01:04:50,930 --> 01:04:53,364
- (CONVERSATIONAL CHATTER)
- Did you miss me, cousin?
878
01:04:57,478 --> 01:04:59,758
ALAMEIN: What are you looking at?
MAN: You ripped me off.
879
01:04:59,892 --> 01:05:01,614
Don't know what
you're talking about, man.
880
01:05:01,724 --> 01:05:03,412
You know what you did.
I want my fuckin' weed.
881
01:05:03,521 --> 01:05:04,475
Hit him.
882
01:05:06,613 --> 01:05:09,605
(MELODIC MUSIC)
883
01:05:33,807 --> 01:05:36,446
- Have a beer, man.
- I don't want your fucking beer, man.
884
01:05:57,290 --> 01:05:59,055
That was cool.
885
01:05:59,167 --> 01:06:01,887
Hey, I mean, that's what
it's all about, eh, boys?
886
01:06:02,040 --> 01:06:04,690
What's what all about?
We got our arses kicked.
887
01:06:04,839 --> 01:06:08,599
What fight were you in, man?
We landed some good hits.
888
01:06:08,797 --> 01:06:10,722
Like when you smashed
his boot with your nose?
889
01:06:10,840 --> 01:06:12,570
Oh, yeah, focus on the negative, then.
890
01:06:12,681 --> 01:06:15,381
Eh, Boy, you saw,
it was a good fight, eh?
891
01:06:15,533 --> 01:06:18,198
Go on, tell them,
who won that fight, Boy?
892
01:06:18,348 --> 01:06:19,678
I don't know.
893
01:06:19,772 --> 01:06:22,812
What do you mean you don't know?
What do you know? Nothing.
894
01:06:22,978 --> 01:06:25,760
We'll get more members. Hundreds.
895
01:06:25,915 --> 01:06:28,663
We'll come back, smash them all.
896
01:06:28,817 --> 01:06:29,987
More members?
897
01:06:30,074 --> 01:06:33,334
The three of us couldn't smash
anyone. This gang's all shit.
898
01:06:33,510 --> 01:06:36,282
Yeah? You're out of the gang.
I don't want you in the gang.
899
01:06:36,437 --> 01:06:39,175
Then there'd only be you.
That's not really a gang, bro.
900
01:06:39,328 --> 01:06:41,110
That's all I need... me.
901
01:06:41,223 --> 01:06:42,936
I am the Crazy Horses.
902
01:06:43,046 --> 01:06:46,246
I'm the Shogun.
I'm all alone on this planet.
903
01:06:46,419 --> 01:06:47,669
Shit, man, I'm E.T.
904
01:06:47,759 --> 01:06:51,039
- Keep your eyes on the road.
- You keep your eyes on me, alright?
905
01:06:51,216 --> 01:06:53,101
Everybody blaming me
for some shit that...
906
01:06:53,218 --> 01:06:54,662
Look out!
907
01:07:01,106 --> 01:07:02,551
What the fuck was that?
908
01:07:02,649 --> 01:07:04,694
- Fuck, bro.
- It was a dog, wasn't it?
909
01:07:04,818 --> 01:07:06,658
- You nearly fucking killed us.
- What was that?
910
01:07:06,773 --> 01:07:08,578
- I don't know.
- I think it was a dog.
911
01:07:08,692 --> 01:07:10,329
It wasn't a dog.
912
01:07:12,910 --> 01:07:15,550
Boy, you stop right there
and get back in this car.
913
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:17,589
It's just a stupid dog, man.
914
01:07:17,707 --> 01:07:19,727
Oh, come on, someone's
just let a dog out
915
01:07:19,849 --> 01:07:21,821
and it got on the road
and nearly killed us.
916
01:07:21,942 --> 01:07:23,880
- It was your dangerous driving, man.
- You shut up.
917
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:27,090
Now, come on, man,
get back in the car, eh?
918
01:07:27,258 --> 01:07:31,218
Shit, we got to go. We got to pack,
man. We're leaving tomorrow.
919
01:07:31,424 --> 01:07:33,634
Yeah, we're going to the city.
920
01:07:33,765 --> 01:07:36,010
You're first in
when we get there too.
921
01:07:36,142 --> 01:07:40,420
I'm taking you to see
Michael Jackson... live.
922
01:07:43,650 --> 01:07:45,208
Come on, man.
923
01:07:46,945 --> 01:07:50,096
I knew, it was just a stupid dog.
924
01:08:51,846 --> 01:08:55,805
It's OK, Leaf. It's OK.
925
01:08:59,228 --> 01:09:01,184
It'll be alright, Leaf.
926
01:09:44,692 --> 01:09:46,523
Are we going to the city now?
927
01:10:36,412 --> 01:10:37,401
Oi...
928
01:10:38,581 --> 01:10:40,061
...what do you both think
you're doing?
929
01:10:40,161 --> 01:10:41,371
- We're doing nothing.
- Eh?
930
01:10:41,459 --> 01:10:43,144
- Taking my fucking stash?
- We're just cleaning up.
931
01:10:43,253 --> 01:10:47,212
- Eh? You stealing from me?
- Oh, you know, it was Chup, man.
932
01:10:48,425 --> 01:10:50,110
Shut up!
933
01:10:50,218 --> 01:10:52,658
It wasn't me, man.
I said it was Chup.
934
01:10:52,799 --> 01:10:54,244
ALAMEIN: After all I did for you!
935
01:10:54,342 --> 01:10:58,187
- Hey?
- It was Chup.
936
01:10:58,388 --> 01:10:59,318
Oh!
937
01:10:59,394 --> 01:11:02,399
Piss me off, bro!
938
01:11:02,564 --> 01:11:04,249
Come on, get inside. Hurry.
939
01:11:04,358 --> 01:11:10,547
Fuck you, Alamein,
and your Crazy Horses gang!
940
01:11:12,825 --> 01:11:14,736
Stop!
941
01:11:22,627 --> 01:11:24,299
(GRUNTS) Fucking...
942
01:11:29,551 --> 01:11:31,371
Fucking bastards!
943
01:11:31,485 --> 01:11:33,270
Fucking thieves!
944
01:11:33,383 --> 01:11:34,576
(GROWLS)
945
01:11:39,978 --> 01:11:41,616
(GROWLS)
946
01:12:57,225 --> 01:13:01,013
(PANTS)
947
01:13:42,271 --> 01:13:45,156
(CALLS) Boy! Boy!
948
01:13:45,316 --> 01:13:47,625
You've got to come home.
949
01:15:04,356 --> 01:15:07,951
Sorry for what I did to Mum.
950
01:15:12,990 --> 01:15:14,867
(INHALES DEEPLY)
951
01:15:23,710 --> 01:15:25,355
Don't touch him.
952
01:15:25,462 --> 01:15:29,342
Where were you, man?
I needed you today.
953
01:15:29,544 --> 01:15:30,737
I needed you.
954
01:15:33,136 --> 01:15:35,366
That's your treasure.
955
01:15:39,518 --> 01:15:41,395
My goat ate it.
956
01:15:49,904 --> 01:15:51,098
What the fuck...
957
01:15:54,617 --> 01:15:55,857
You little shit.
958
01:15:55,946 --> 01:15:57,310
Aarggh! Ow!
959
01:16:01,958 --> 01:16:05,030
Oi. Come on, stop it.
960
01:16:07,172 --> 01:16:09,692
I don't remember you!
You weren't there.
961
01:16:09,836 --> 01:16:11,738
You weren't there when he was born.
962
01:16:11,856 --> 01:16:13,724
You weren't there when she died!
963
01:16:13,840 --> 01:16:15,330
Calm down, man, I mean it.
964
01:16:15,430 --> 01:16:17,550
- Where were you?
- That's enough. Stop it!
965
01:16:17,677 --> 01:16:19,121
- Where were you?!
- Stop it!
966
01:16:21,436 --> 01:16:24,196
That's enough, man, OK?
967
01:16:24,351 --> 01:16:26,466
OK?
968
01:16:36,243 --> 01:16:40,156
I thought I was like you... but I'm not.
969
01:16:43,793 --> 01:16:46,182
I don't have any potential.
970
01:18:39,287 --> 01:18:40,727
(HORN TOOTS)
971
01:18:40,825 --> 01:18:41,984
Nan!
972
01:18:45,919 --> 01:18:47,671
Nanny!
973
01:18:49,882 --> 01:18:53,567
(LAUGHS)
974
01:18:53,761 --> 01:18:56,036
(GIRL SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY)
975
01:19:07,733 --> 01:19:13,213
- Did he really go to Japan?
- Yeah, he's training to be a samurai.
976
01:19:13,484 --> 01:19:15,214
They don't just let
anyone in either.
977
01:19:15,325 --> 01:19:18,078
You got to be one of them
true professionals.
978
01:19:25,126 --> 01:19:26,166
(GREETS IN MAORI) Boy.
979
01:19:26,247 --> 01:19:28,297
Hey, Rocky.
980
01:19:28,422 --> 01:19:29,627
(GREETS IN MAORI)
981
01:19:29,715 --> 01:19:31,835
- (GREETS IN MAORI) Murray.
- (GREETS IN MAORI)
982
01:19:31,962 --> 01:19:34,092
- Tane.
- (GREETS IN MAORI)
983
01:19:34,219 --> 01:19:36,899
- So, what you guys been up to?
- Just out muddy.
984
01:19:37,050 --> 01:19:38,500
We're self-employed now.
985
01:19:38,599 --> 01:19:41,432
- What's your job?
- Chucking mud at those cows.
986
01:19:44,104 --> 01:19:45,583
(LAUGHS)
987
01:19:48,985 --> 01:19:52,022
(PEOPLE SPEAK INDISTINCTLY)
988
01:20:07,796 --> 01:20:09,627
(LIGHTER SPARKS)
989
01:21:30,840 --> 01:21:32,751
How was Japan?
990
01:21:52,280 --> 01:22:10,274
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