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Grover, I’m telling you, you
are gonna love camping.
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There’s hiking, there’s
a nature center,
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there’s even a waterfall.
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I don’t know, feels like you
guys are selling it pretty hard.
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Hey, guys, whats going on here?
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Were just getting our gear ready.
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The Johnsons are going camping.
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Permanently?
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I wish.
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Were just going for the weekend.
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Its Grovers first time.
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Wait, were doing this more than once?
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Buddy, it is gonna be fantastic.
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There is nothing like being outside,
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just you and the elements,
sleeping under the open sky.
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Yeah, that’s exactly what
Crackhead Victor said
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when he tried to sell his house
to pay for... Well, you know.
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So I take it you guys
aren’t big campers?
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Are you kidding? The
only camping he ever did
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was standing in line for tickets
to see Earth, Wind & Fire.
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I prefer the kind of elements
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- you can groove to.
- Uh-oh, uh-oh.
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- Yeah.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute,
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Wait a minute now, get it, baby.
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Get it. Hey.
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You should come with us.
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Everybody pitching in,
no distractions...
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Camping really brings
a family together.
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Dave, I got one grown
son who lives with us,
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and another who’s over all the time.
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Trust me, togetherness
is not my problem.
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Well, you don’t know
what you’re missing.
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Yeah, I do. A roof.
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Hey. You guys were gone for a while.
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Yeah, that must've been a good walk.
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We only walked two blocks.
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Your father stopped to yell
at one kid for cursing,
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then cursed at another kid for yelling.
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So like you said, good walk.
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Get up.
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Move over.
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Man.
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You know what, baby, I think we
should take Dave and Gemma up
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on their offer and go camping.
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What? Your mom thinks we
should all go camping.
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- I’m in.
- Sounds like fun to me.
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Who asked you?
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I think it might be fun.
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You know my New Years Resolution
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was to try more white people stuff.
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Uh, you already made quinoa
and watched The Crown.
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Isn't that enough?
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Baby, we have not been
on a family vacation
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together in years.
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Yeah, and we’ve never been camping.
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- It always looks fun in the movies.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, until the axe murderer shows up.
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You know the black people are
always the first ones to die.
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Come on, Calvin.
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You and I could sneak off on
a hike, just the two of us,
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get in touch with nature.
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Oh, kind of like that flower bed
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after the Earth, Wind
& Fire concert, ah...
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You remember that.
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This is grosser than Moms quinoa.
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You should hear how they talk
when they think I’m not home.
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Oh, we know you at home.
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Smell that fresh air.
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Are we there yet?
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We’ve been hiking forever.
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Grover, we’ve... we’ve
walked a hundred yards.
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You can still see the car from here.
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Well, were here now. Lets set up camp.
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I have to pee. Wheres the bathroom?
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Ooh, son, get ready to
have your mind blown.
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Its wherever you want it to be.
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Cool.
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Whoa! Okay...
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Take it to the bushes, Quick Draw.
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I wonder when the Butlers
are gonna get here.
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Tina said they had to stop on
the way and pick up supplies.
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I cant wait. You know, I think
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Calvins really gonna like camping.
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And good for him for
being willing to get out
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of his comfort zone
and rough it with us.
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Hey, Johnsons! Let the
roughing it begin!
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This is so cool!
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Hey, Gemma.
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You want some sushi?
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We didn’t have any fishing poles,
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so I figured wed just
skip to the good part.
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Ooh, look at that. Caught
a California roll.
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Oh, wow. Look at this place.
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Yeah, its beautiful, isn’t it?
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Yeah, its quiet, its remote,
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its peaceful.
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Is what Dad said about that axe
murderer in your head, too?
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Totally.
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Hey, guys.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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What do you say, Dave?
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How do you like my tent?
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Gets 12 miles to the gallon.
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I cant believe you rented an RV.
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Rented?
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Man, I borrowed this
from my buddy Arthur.
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Yeah, hes been staying in it
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since he got caught
cheating on his wife.
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Lucky for him, she fell down the stairs
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and he had to move back
in to take care of her.
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How is that lucky for him?
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You’re right. Lucky for me.
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Dad, I’m kind of hungry.
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Cool, great. Lets eat.
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Now, all we have to do is
collect a bunch of wood
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and kindling to start a fire.
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Once we get that going, well hike
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about a quarter mile down to the well,
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bring back some water, and boil it...
which, at this altitude,
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should take about 45
minutes to an hour.
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Sounds like a lot of work.
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Ooh, its a ton.
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But that’s whats so
great about camping.
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Trust me, later tonight,
when you’re eating a smore
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cooked over a fire that
you built yourself,
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it is gonna be the best
thing that you ever tasted.
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This smore is the best
thing I’ve ever tasted.
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How'd you make that so fast?
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Oh, there’s a microwave in there.
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I could make you one.
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Can I?
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Well, its up to you, buddy.
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You can do it the easy
way, or you can...
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Bye.
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You know, Dave, you’re
more than welcome.
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Were just about to watch Man vs.
Wild in there.
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Spoiler alert: man wins.
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Mmm.
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You know, its... its
kind of nice out here.
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Its peaceful and quiet.
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You can really hear yourself think.
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What are you thinking about?
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I’m thinking if this
camping thing goes well,
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the next white person thing I
might do is try mayonnaise.
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Trust me, its gonna go great.
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I’ve loved camping since
I was a little kid.
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Was it big out there in Kalamazoo?
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Oh, I’m not from Kalamazoo.
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I’m not some big town city slicker.
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I’m from Hickory Corners.
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Well, I’m from Compton, and you
cant stand on those corners.
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So whats it like there?
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Oh, just like every other small town.
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One stoplight, a Dairy
Queen up by the highway
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with a broken soft serve
and some guy named Billy
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who cant stay out of trouble.
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But his dads the sheriff, so
he gets away with murder.
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Mm. In my neighborhood,
that was Little D.
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His father was the sheriff?
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Yeah, lets go with that.
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♪ Paul Bunyan, Paul Bunyan ♪
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♪ Lumberjack explorer of
the western plains... ♪
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On the shores of Michigan,
his story begins...
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He has been singing this
song for ten minutes
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and this is where the story begins?
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Yeah, we out.
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Oh, yeah, thanks, guys. This was a lot.
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Well... A lot of what?
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Just a lot.
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Well, hold on, guys,
we haven’t even gotten
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to ghost stories yet.
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Whoa, did he say ghost stories?
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He sure did.
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Legend has it that this campsite
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was built on the cursed remains
of a Native American graveyard.
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- Mama!
- Nope.
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Well, looks like its just the Johnsons.
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Actually, I have to use the bathroom.
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I’m gonna go pee off
that giant cliff again.
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W-Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Hey.
Lets just go in the RV.
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What? No, don’t go in the RV.
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I don’t want him falling off a cliff.
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Well, hell be fine.
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There’s a river at the bottom of it.
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This is gonna taste so much
better than from a microwave.
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Ooh. Ooh, baby.
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All right... whoa.
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Oh... hot! Hot! Hot!
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Hot!
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Still better.
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♪ Get down, get down,
get down, get down... ♪
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Arthur may be a cheating
dog of a husband,
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but he sure knows how
to trick out an RV!
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Hey!
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Get it, baby, get it, baby.
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Ah, got that...
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Hey.
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You’ve been gone a half hour.
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I thought you were just taking
Grover to the bathroom.
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I was, but then they
started playing music
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and Marty challenged
me to a dance battle,
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so... I had to represent.
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This isn’t what I wanted
this weekend to be like.
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This RV defeats the entire
purpose of being out here.
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Isn’t the entire purpose
of being out here
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to get closer to each
other and have fun?
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I guess, I just... were
supposed to be roughing it,
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not living in a mansion on wheels.
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Whoa.
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Did I do that?
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Oh, my God,
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- that smell!
- Oh, somebody punch me in the nose!
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What-what happened?
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The sink started erupting and
then everything went black.
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Yeah, we must've overloaded the power,
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and it caused the septic pump to blow.
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Well, who would’ve known
borrowing a used RV
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from an unemployed
divorcé was a bad idea?
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Hey, well, if we cant go back in there,
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where are we supposed to sleep?
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I’ve been waiting for you.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, man.
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Well, that was a cozy night.
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Uh, baby, you got something
stuck to your forehead.
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Oh!
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Sorry, uh, its my mouthguard.
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I’m a grinder.
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That was your teeth?
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I thought it was an axe
murderer circling our tent.
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Is that why you had
your arms around me?
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I didn’t have my arms around you.
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Sorry, uh, thought you were Gemma.
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Well, I don’t know about anyone else,
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but I need a cup of coffee.
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- Yes.
- Great.
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All we got to do is collect
some wood and kindling...
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There’s a general store
by the park entrance.
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We can just walk over there
and get some coffees
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and some cleaning supplies.
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Yeah, Ill see if I can
get the RV started,
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so we can get out of here.
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Well, hold on, g-get out of here?
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We haven’t even hiked
to the waterfall yet.
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Well, its a good thing,
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because I wasn’t gonna do that anyway.
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I think after last night we
all just want to go home.
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Really? Even you, buddy?
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Sorry, Dad, without the RV,
camping’s kind of boring.
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Well, what about peeing outside?
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Its just not as much fun
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when you’re allowed to do it.
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I know, right?
255
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Fine. You guys go ahead.
256
00:12:21,691 --> 00:12:23,723
I guess Ill stay here
and start packing.
257
00:12:23,748 --> 00:12:26,467
Well be surrounded by noise and traffic
258
00:12:26,492 --> 00:12:28,311
and polluted air in no time.
259
00:12:28,336 --> 00:12:29,989
- Finally. Yes. Good.
- Thank God.
260
00:12:30,014 --> 00:12:32,348
Yes. Come on, baby, come on.
261
00:12:32,664 --> 00:12:34,194
Hey, Dave.
262
00:12:34,219 --> 00:12:36,834
Before I get started, is
there anything around here
263
00:12:36,859 --> 00:12:41,109
for breakfast that doesn’t start
with "all you got to do is..."?
264
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,951
Yeah, there’s some granola bars
265
00:12:44,976 --> 00:12:46,293
in the bear canister.
266
00:12:46,628 --> 00:12:48,912
- The what?
- The container.
267
00:12:48,937 --> 00:12:50,069
You put your food in there
268
00:12:50,094 --> 00:12:52,352
so you don’t attract
bears or other wildlife.
269
00:12:52,882 --> 00:12:54,256
You’re trying to tell me
270
00:12:54,281 --> 00:12:55,907
a bear cant get into this thing?
271
00:12:55,932 --> 00:12:58,371
Not if its locked. They’re
not clever enough.
272
00:13:01,424 --> 00:13:03,605
All right.
273
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,847
Well, your hats stupid.
274
00:13:26,964 --> 00:13:29,693
It feels good to be indoors again.
275
00:13:29,718 --> 00:13:31,396
Yeah, I like trees a lot better
276
00:13:31,421 --> 00:13:34,059
when they’re chopped down
and used to hold up a roof.
277
00:13:35,540 --> 00:13:37,661
Look, there’s a nature center.
278
00:13:38,248 --> 00:13:39,606
Oh.
279
00:13:39,631 --> 00:13:42,405
Cool, I always enjoy a
good science exhibit.
280
00:13:53,162 --> 00:13:56,428
Or a macabre temple of death!
281
00:13:58,071 --> 00:13:59,590
Can we...
282
00:13:59,615 --> 00:14:00,976
Leave? Yes.
283
00:14:01,922 --> 00:14:03,740
Uh, we gonna wait outside.
284
00:14:03,765 --> 00:14:06,225
Yeah, take our chances
with the axe murderer.
285
00:14:08,888 --> 00:14:10,191
Morning, ladies.
286
00:14:10,216 --> 00:14:11,399
Good morning, Maynard.
287
00:14:11,424 --> 00:14:13,097
Uh, look, I have to warn you,
288
00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:14,439
if you’re here to buy alcohol,
289
00:14:14,464 --> 00:14:16,506
I am gonna need to see some IDs.
290
00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:19,779
Yeah, whatever you got,
291
00:14:19,804 --> 00:14:22,193
- just put a shot of it in my coffee.
- I’m sorry.
292
00:14:22,218 --> 00:14:23,715
I was just joking.
293
00:14:23,740 --> 00:14:26,143
The park actually doesn’t
allow me to sell alcohol.
294
00:14:26,227 --> 00:14:28,277
Oh, she was just joking, too.
295
00:14:28,331 --> 00:14:29,443
No, I wasn’t.
296
00:14:30,838 --> 00:14:32,857
Well, it looks like you guys
must have quite a mess, huh?
297
00:14:32,882 --> 00:14:33,490
Yeah.
298
00:14:33,515 --> 00:14:35,670
Yeah, the septic tank in our RV blew up
299
00:14:35,695 --> 00:14:37,681
Right in the middle of our dance party.
300
00:14:37,706 --> 00:14:39,973
Good thing the song was telling
us to "slide to the left."
301
00:14:39,998 --> 00:14:41,980
Well, that sounds awful,
302
00:14:42,005 --> 00:14:43,506
But I see it more than you would think.
303
00:14:43,531 --> 00:14:45,029
Luckily for you...
304
00:14:45,613 --> 00:14:47,464
I have one mop left.
305
00:14:47,489 --> 00:14:48,997
Yes, yes! Thank you.
306
00:14:49,022 --> 00:14:50,920
- That’s exactly what we needed.
- Ah, you’re welcome.
307
00:14:50,945 --> 00:14:54,133
Coffees two dollars,
cleaning supplies, ten,
308
00:14:54,158 --> 00:14:56,009
and a mop, $100 even.
309
00:14:56,034 --> 00:14:57,867
What!?
310
00:14:58,464 --> 00:15:01,126
You’re trying to charge
us $100 for a mop?
311
00:15:01,151 --> 00:15:02,691
Well, you’re welcome to go to Target;
312
00:15:02,716 --> 00:15:03,835
probably is a lot cheaper.
313
00:15:03,860 --> 00:15:05,230
Oh, great, where is it?
314
00:15:05,255 --> 00:15:06,789
Well, uh, just take a
left at the highway
315
00:15:06,814 --> 00:15:08,694
and then go straight for 30 miles.
316
00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:12,922
Hopefully that bridge is open.
317
00:15:14,896 --> 00:15:16,701
Ah!
318
00:15:17,579 --> 00:15:20,509
This is the last time I listen
to you over Crackhead Victor.
319
00:15:22,284 --> 00:15:23,679
You know,
320
00:15:24,025 --> 00:15:26,525
you didn’t even give
camping a chance, Calvin.
321
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,036
You could've had fun.
322
00:15:28,165 --> 00:15:31,342
Fun... Oh, you want fun?
323
00:15:31,367 --> 00:15:33,150
Ill show you fun.
324
00:15:34,835 --> 00:15:36,930
Very funny, Calvin.
325
00:15:37,262 --> 00:15:38,715
Who’s Calvin?
326
00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:42,019
I’m a bear, and I’m hungry for Dave!
327
00:15:43,588 --> 00:15:45,135
Now you’re just being ridiculous.
328
00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:47,090
A bear would never know my name.
329
00:15:51,957 --> 00:15:54,313
D-D-D...
330
00:15:54,392 --> 00:15:56,711
Dave, Dave, its-its-its a real bear.
331
00:15:57,197 --> 00:15:59,221
Give it up, Calvin. Come on.
332
00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:06,406
Now, I got to admit, that
really did sound good.
333
00:16:11,905 --> 00:16:13,960
There’s-there’s a real
bear here, Calvin.
334
00:16:13,985 --> 00:16:15,988
Okay... So w-what do we do?
335
00:16:16,013 --> 00:16:17,014
We-we run for it?
336
00:16:17,039 --> 00:16:18,817
No, no, no. Bad idea.
337
00:16:18,842 --> 00:16:20,999
Bears can run up to 25 miles an hour.
338
00:16:21,024 --> 00:16:23,313
What can I run? Like 30, 35?
339
00:16:27,109 --> 00:16:29,135
Okay, we-we need to get to the RV.
340
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,168
Aw, man, it smells terrible in there.
341
00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:35,364
You know what? I can live with it.
342
00:16:35,389 --> 00:16:37,258
Go, go, go, go!
343
00:16:37,852 --> 00:16:39,321
Maynard, you’re not really gonna
344
00:16:39,346 --> 00:16:41,807
charge us $100 for a mop?
345
00:16:41,832 --> 00:16:43,669
I would love to cut you guys a deal,
346
00:16:43,694 --> 00:16:45,075
but capitalism, right?
347
00:16:45,100 --> 00:16:46,930
This is a straight up shakedown.
348
00:16:46,955 --> 00:16:48,832
Well, now, see? She gets it.
349
00:16:49,673 --> 00:16:51,356
No, no, no, no, no.
350
00:16:51,381 --> 00:16:53,215
What I get is that you’re
a two-bit hustler.
351
00:16:53,249 --> 00:16:55,302
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Tina.
352
00:16:55,327 --> 00:16:58,213
That’s no way to treat our
friend from Oklahoma.
353
00:16:59,429 --> 00:17:02,200
I saw your coffee mug. Was I wrong?
354
00:17:02,225 --> 00:17:04,857
Nope. Born and raised in Boynton.
355
00:17:04,882 --> 00:17:05,851
Wait, Boynton?
356
00:17:05,876 --> 00:17:07,612
- Mm-hmm.
- Are you kidding me?
357
00:17:07,637 --> 00:17:09,471
Is there still just one stoplight?
358
00:17:09,699 --> 00:17:11,023
There is.
359
00:17:11,195 --> 00:17:12,966
And is the Dairy Queen still there?
360
00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:15,527
- You mean the one by the highway?
- With the broken soft serve?
361
00:17:15,552 --> 00:17:16,809
That’s the one.
362
00:17:16,834 --> 00:17:18,361
- Yeah, yeah!
- Wait.
363
00:17:18,386 --> 00:17:20,055
What about the sheriffs son, huh?
364
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:21,195
Is he still up to no good?
365
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:22,396
Oh, please, you kidding me?
366
00:17:22,421 --> 00:17:23,694
Hes the one who broke
the soft serve. Yeah!
367
00:17:26,021 --> 00:17:26,973
Oh!
368
00:17:26,998 --> 00:17:28,967
Oh, my gosh, what a small world.
369
00:17:28,992 --> 00:17:31,090
Oh, boy. No, I-I-I cant take advantage
370
00:17:31,115 --> 00:17:33,714
of a fellow Boyntonian.
20 bucks for everything.
371
00:17:33,739 --> 00:17:34,530
- Oh!
- Oh, yes!
372
00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:36,334
- Thank you so much.
- Great.
373
00:17:36,871 --> 00:17:38,553
You know what, you never
told me your name,
374
00:17:38,578 --> 00:17:40,815
and I still know everybody
back in Boynton.
375
00:17:41,337 --> 00:17:44,447
Oh... my name is...
376
00:17:45,158 --> 00:17:46,781
Run, Tina!
377
00:17:49,492 --> 00:17:51,818
This is how we do in Hickory Corners.
378
00:17:54,105 --> 00:17:55,640
This is all your fault.
379
00:17:56,095 --> 00:17:57,928
I knew camping was stupid.
380
00:17:58,625 --> 00:17:59,819
You know, every time you yell at me
381
00:17:59,844 --> 00:18:00,961
you’re breathing more of this air.
382
00:18:00,986 --> 00:18:02,698
Its worth it.
383
00:18:04,438 --> 00:18:05,805
I wonder what attracted that bear.
384
00:18:05,830 --> 00:18:07,568
You locked the canister, right?
385
00:18:07,593 --> 00:18:09,243
Of course I did.
386
00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:18,209
Its not my fault the bears a genius.
387
00:18:19,197 --> 00:18:20,785
This is a disaster.
388
00:18:21,685 --> 00:18:24,386
I just wanted to share something
that I love with my family.
389
00:18:24,411 --> 00:18:26,465
Then why’d you drag us into it?
390
00:18:28,568 --> 00:18:30,635
Guess I think of you guys as family.
391
00:18:32,200 --> 00:18:33,644
You do?
392
00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:35,855
Yeah, I mean, ever since
we moved out here
393
00:18:35,880 --> 00:18:38,165
you guys have welcomed
us into your lives.
394
00:18:38,557 --> 00:18:40,777
I don’t know what we
would’ve done without you.
395
00:18:41,992 --> 00:18:43,394
I mean,
396
00:18:43,419 --> 00:18:45,332
you guys have done stuff for us, too.
397
00:18:45,357 --> 00:18:46,464
You know,
398
00:18:46,489 --> 00:18:49,814
besides this incredibly
awful experience.
399
00:18:52,461 --> 00:18:55,493
You know, if it wasn’t for
the terrible smell and...
400
00:18:55,966 --> 00:18:57,752
and the bear outside,
401
00:18:58,359 --> 00:19:00,231
this would be kind of a nice moment.
402
00:19:00,393 --> 00:19:03,150
Yeah... I guess it would be.
403
00:19:03,496 --> 00:19:05,615
Oh, my God, our families!
404
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:08,329
I know, coming together as one, right?
405
00:19:08,872 --> 00:19:12,969
No, no. Our families are coming
back and there’s a bear outside.
406
00:19:13,017 --> 00:19:15,283
You’re right. Okay, we
got to do something.
407
00:19:15,308 --> 00:19:18,198
All right, look, I got a plan.
You’re gonna run outside
408
00:19:18,223 --> 00:19:20,211
and you’re gonna scare that bear away.
409
00:19:20,487 --> 00:19:23,378
Okay. What are you gonna do?
410
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,185
I’m gonna stay in here.
411
00:19:26,281 --> 00:19:28,954
Grovers gonna need a
man in his life, Dave.
412
00:19:35,637 --> 00:19:36,686
Go away!
413
00:19:36,711 --> 00:19:38,515
Go, go, go!
414
00:19:38,660 --> 00:19:40,725
Go, boy, go!
415
00:19:40,750 --> 00:19:41,741
Don’t kill us!
416
00:19:41,766 --> 00:19:42,766
Go!
417
00:19:44,083 --> 00:19:45,167
Yeah!
418
00:19:45,192 --> 00:19:47,686
- Whoa, it worked! Hes gone.
- That’s right, bear!
419
00:19:47,711 --> 00:19:49,320
We run this forest!
420
00:19:50,275 --> 00:19:51,862
Ha!
421
00:19:52,013 --> 00:19:55,180
Calvin, we did it! We
saved our families.
422
00:19:55,205 --> 00:19:56,994
Yeah, like I told you,
423
00:19:57,019 --> 00:20:00,253
when it comes to man
versus wild, man always...
424
00:20:00,278 --> 00:20:03,336
Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
425
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:06,451
I-I-I thought that stick was a snake.
426
00:20:13,991 --> 00:20:16,220
So then the bear reared up
427
00:20:16,245 --> 00:20:17,882
on its hind legs
428
00:20:17,907 --> 00:20:19,585
and it roared at us!
429
00:20:19,610 --> 00:20:22,650
And that’s when a even
bigger bear showed up.
430
00:20:22,675 --> 00:20:24,371
Whoa!
431
00:20:24,891 --> 00:20:26,826
You notice every time
they tell this story
432
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:28,445
there’s more bears in it?
433
00:20:28,949 --> 00:20:30,419
Shh, I don’t want to miss the part
434
00:20:30,444 --> 00:20:32,381
where they saved all our lives.
435
00:20:33,211 --> 00:20:36,580
Look, I don’t want to sound
too dramatic, but...
436
00:20:36,605 --> 00:20:39,420
But, uh, we saved all y’all lives.
437
00:20:42,493 --> 00:20:44,344
There you go.
438
00:20:45,378 --> 00:20:47,830
How many bears do you
think there really were?
439
00:20:48,025 --> 00:20:51,188
Girl, its probably just
a big-ass raccoon.
440
00:20:54,236 --> 00:21:00,086
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