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Move it, dorkus.
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Okay, I think you're next.
I'll take yourr ticket.
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Come right around this way.
Keep yourr back straight.
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Put your books down
on your lap.
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Νow' look right up at the camera,
okay? Νice smile. Here we go.
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Let me focus right over here.
Okay. Get your in.
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That's good.
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Swing arournd this Way
jurst a little bit' Gina.
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- It's Jenna.
- Look over here' Gina.
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It's Jenna!
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Oh' God.
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Oh' no.
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I've had enourgh already.
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Hey, Jenna.
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Matt' please. Νo more pictures.
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Come on. It's your 13th birthday.
We gotta document it.
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- Hi, Tom-Tom.
- Hey' Jenna.
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Hi, Beaver.
How's everything at the dam?
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- So how'd yourrs come ourt, Rink?
- Νot so good.
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Yeah, mine aren't so hot either.
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- Tom-Tom, yours are great!
- Yours are the best.
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God, your're so photogenic.
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I'll meet your ourt front.
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Do whatever you want. It's not
like she needs a play-by-play.
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- Freakazoid.
- See you.
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Jenna' could I talk to you
a tiny sec?
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I told Chris Grandy me and the
Six Chicks were going to yourr party.
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- And he said he Wanted to come with.
- Really?
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Yeah, it's too bad we can't make it'
because we really wanted to.
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- Didn't we, girls?
- Totally.
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- So, so murch.
- We're so sorry.
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Miss Measly's up ourr butts
with this group project...
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...and Chris is gonna help us out...
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...so I guress he can't come either.
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- I courId write yourr report for you.
- Fabuloso.
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Your know, I can't believe
your invited those clones.
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They're my friends.
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Six Chicks are not your friends, okay?
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Well' almost. And someday
I'm gonna be a Six Chick.
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There's six of them. That's the point.
There can't be a seventh Six Chick.
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It's just mathematically impossible.
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Your're cooler than they are.
They're urnoriginal.
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I don't wanna be original, Matty'
I wanna be cool.
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- Want some Razzles?
- Razzles are for kids.
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Exactly.
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- Arrivederci.
- Au revoir.
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- Hey' sWeetie.
- Happy birthday!
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Tell us about your new
life as a teenager.
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What did you do?
Are your wearing a bra?
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- Go away!
- Oh' honey, what's wrong?
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Wayne. Self-image.
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- Jenna, it's going to be all right.
- It is not' Mom! Look at me!
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- This is not okay. This is fatal.
- It's not fatal, honey. It's realistic.
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I hate my life.
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Your don't look like girls
in Poise magazine...
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...but your're beautiful
in yourr own way.
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I don't wanna be beaurtifurI
in my own way.
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I wanna look like these people.
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Oh' those aren't people, honey.
Those are models.
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"Thirty, flirty and thriving. Why the
30s are the best years of yourr life."
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I wanna be 30.
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Well' you Will be' honey.
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But right noW your're my
beaurtifurI 13-year-old.
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- Happy birthday!
- Oh' my God.
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This is just part one of your present.
I got something else to give you later.
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What is it?
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Your know how your always
wanted a Barbie Dream House?
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Well' I decided to make you
yourr own Jenna Dream Hourse.
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- You made all this? Oh, Matty.
- Yeah.
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See' that's your in your bubble bath,
reading your favourite magazine.
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And there's yourr bedroom,
with a massive stereo...
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...and every record ever made.
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The good ones.
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And there's that burm Rick Springfield
loafing on the couch.
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And there I am' to make surre the
creep keeps his hands to himself.
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Oh' almost forgot. Wishing dust.
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It says, "This wishing dust knows
what's in your heart of hearts.
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It'll make all your dreams
come trure."
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They're here.
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What do we do?
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Oh' my God. Matt, I'm just
gonna purt this aWay, okay?
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So there's room to dance.
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Put some music on.
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Dad' you promised you Were
gonna stay urpstairs. Go!
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Hi, guys. The party's downstairs.
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Fabuloso.
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- What is this?
- I'm not sure. It's Matt's.
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Sorry' Beave-head. Majority rurles.
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Νarrow' man.
Νarrow' hopeless people.
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- Freak.
- Robot.
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I'm gonna go next door
and get my Casio.
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Do whatever you want, Matt.
It's not like I need a play-by-play.
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See you' loser.
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Hey, I have an idea, girls.
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Let's play
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
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Your can go first'
because you're the birthday girl.
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How does that one go, again?
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Well' you go in the closet' and some
Iurcky guy's gonna go in there...
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...and do Whatever he wants
with you for seven whole minutes.
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And guess who wants to go first.
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- Who?
- Chris Grandy.
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- Νo way.
- Way.
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Before I forget'
where's our project proposal?
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- On the table.
- Thanks.
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Remember' no peeking.
Keep that blindfold on.
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And jurst so you know,
Chris loves going for second base.
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Let's go. I think I can get
my brother to buy urs some beer.
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- I got the cheez doodles.
- Wait, give me that drink.
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Thank your. Leave it, George.
Come on.
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- What's going on?
- Jenna's Waiting for you in the closet.
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I thought you weren't gonna come.
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Where are your?
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Oh' Chris.
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- It's not Chris, it's Matt.
- What are you doing here?
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- Where's Chris?
- He's gone. Everybody left.
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- What'd you do?
- Νothing!
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- Yes, your did!
- I jurst went to get my Casio!
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- Get out!
- Wait! Jenna' let me talk to you!
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- Get out! Νo!
- Jenna, please' just come ourt!
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I hate you! I hate me!
I hate everybody!
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- Jenna, What are you talking about?
- I wanna be 30!
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Just let me play you this song' okay?
It'll make your feel better.
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I wanna be 30.
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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Thirty and flirty and thriving.
Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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Thirty and flirty and thriving.
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Mom?
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Dad?
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What is happening?
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Oh' what is happening?
What is going on?
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"Jenna Rink."
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"Jenna Rink.
Jenna Rink, Jenna Rink."
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I live here.
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- Hi. Sorry we missed your call.
- Dad?
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Well, not that sorry,
because we're in the Caribbean.
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So ww'll be back on thw 18th,
so call us then. Have a good day.
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Your went on a crurise Withourt me?
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Oh' this is a dream.
This is a really weird dream.
139
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- Hey' sWeet bottom!
- Oh' my God.
140
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I know you're there! And my parents
are totally gonna be home any minute!
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00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,777
Hey, where's the conditioner?
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- You're naked!
- Well' not yet.
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Your could join me if your want.
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Sweet bottom!
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Can you hear that music?
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00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,010
Jenna? Can your hurrry urp
a little bit, please?
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He made a commitment.
Jenna? Can your come over here?
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I don't care if your have to
grab him by his testicles...
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...I Want him in Νew York
in 12 hours.
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He needs to be at the party.
Hold on a second.
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- Get in the car.
- I don't get in the car with strangers.
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Get in the car.
We're gonna be late.
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- I don't know you.
- Just get in the car.
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- Νot with strangers!
- You're being paranoid.
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Sweet bottom! Don't make me
come down there and grab you.
156
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Lurcy Wyman. He has my number.
Could your please get in the car?
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- Jenna!
- We are gonna be late.
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Look, he made a commitment. He has
my number. My name is Lucy Wyman.
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Just go aWay!
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Honey' I knoW I'm your best friend'
burt the slip dress is a little '97.
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- Unless it's retro.
- Are you really my best friend?
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- You're pregnant.
- Oh' no! Oh, my God, no!
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Thank God. Your scared me.
What did you do last night?
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See' that's the thing. Something
really strange is happening.
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I slept in an apartment
I've never seen before...
166
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...and there was a naked man
in my shower and I saw his thingy.
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Oh' God. Νot his thingy.
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Driver, courId you please pull over'
since we're here?
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- Stop!
- Wait. I don't wanna get out of the...
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I don't think your're listening.
Wait, hang on.
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Wait, listen to me. I'm 13.
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If your're gonna start lying about
yourr age, I'd go with 27.
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Wait! I know it sounds strange,
burt some Weird dream is... Like that!
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00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,472
Do your hear it? Did you hear that?
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00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:23,810
Would your stop being ridiculous?
It's probably just Richard.
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- Who's Richard?
- You drink too murch.
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Richard, yourr boss.
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Brown, curly hair. British. Richard.
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- Hello?
- Hey, sweet bottom.
180
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Your. You. Purt on your pants
and stop calling me "sweet bottom."
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- Look, baby...
- And get out of my house!
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Who is that?
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I don't knoW his name.
I don't knoW what's happening.
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Okay, Jenna. Jenna.
Just calm down' okay?
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We have a meeting in 10 minutes.
I'll tell your what to do. Repeat after me:
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I am Jenna Rink,
bigtime magazine editor.
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- I am?
- Repeat it.
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I am Jenna Rink,
bigtime magazine editor.
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I'm a tourgh bitch.
190
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- Say it.
- I am a tourgh bitch.
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00:19:14,987 --> 00:19:18,322
I'm gonna Walk into that office'
I won't let anyone know I'm hung-over.
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But that's not the point.
I'm not hung-over...
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I'll Walk into that office and
not let anyone know I'm hung-over.
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Becaurse the furture of Poise
depends on me.
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Poise?
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Oh' jeez.
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Poise magazine. Thank your.
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00:19:42,181 --> 00:19:44,056
Good morning, Miss Rink'
Miss Wyman.
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- Good morning. What's her name?
- Who cares?
200
00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:50,271
Jenna. Please don't yell at me,
it's not my fault.
201
00:19:50,439 --> 00:19:52,607
They need a decision right noW.
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00:19:52,774 --> 00:19:54,942
- Just pick one.
- That one.
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Love. Knew it. Genius.
204
00:19:56,820 --> 00:19:59,447
Eminem's on the phone.
He wants a decision now.
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Plain.
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00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,786
Peanut. Plain.
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There's the dynamic duo! I trust my
execurtive editors are late again...
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...becaurse they were ourt
promoting urs at parties.
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- You got it, Richard.
- Richard. You're my boss.
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That's right' baby.
Who's yourr daddy?
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Wayne Rink.
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00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:22,303
Morning.
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Two words: summer, Saint Barts.
214
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:31,145
Oh' you're not gonna go
to Fire Island this summer?
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- Are you insinurating I'm gay?
- It's a joke.
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Is there anything else you
need from me, Miss Rink?
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Your mean like a favourr?
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00:20:52,251 --> 00:20:53,834
Sure. Like a favour.
219
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- I need to find this guy in Νew Jersey.
- Okay.
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I have his nurmber.
221
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- Arlene, will you leave us, please?
- Sorry.
222
00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:16,941
Jenna's a little hung-over today.
223
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Rough.
224
00:21:20,862 --> 00:21:23,197
Okay, children.
225
00:21:36,044 --> 00:21:39,922
I wonder which one
Holly Housewife is going to go for.
226
00:21:40,090 --> 00:21:43,050
The 1 Oth or the 11 th secret?
227
00:21:53,061 --> 00:21:56,397
Seven months in a row now
they scoop us.
228
00:21:56,565 --> 00:22:01,027
I mean, it's like they've got
Sparkle-cams hidden in all ourr Walls.
229
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:04,238
Richard, we're installing passWords.
230
00:22:04,406 --> 00:22:06,574
We're building firewalls
on all the computers.
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00:22:06,742 --> 00:22:09,035
- Jenna fired Charlotte yesterday.
- Did your?
232
00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,748
I guarantee she has friends
at Sparkle. She always took notes.
233
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:16,417
- She Was a secretary.
- Yeah, whatever.
234
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:21,881
Our party tonight is now huge.
235
00:22:22,049 --> 00:22:24,175
We need to make
an unequrivocal statement...
236
00:22:24,343 --> 00:22:26,552
...that Poise is still hot
and happening.
237
00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:30,014
Νow' we need a newsstand
circ analysis done immediately.
238
00:22:30,182 --> 00:22:33,976
I also strongly surggest we take apart
ourr F.O.B., overhaurI the B.O.B...
239
00:22:34,144 --> 00:22:37,355
...think about new heads, decks
and slugs. Jenna, what do you think?
240
00:22:39,316 --> 00:22:40,775
Can I go to the bathroom?
241
00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,765
It's the naked gury.
242
00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:26,654
"Jenna, girl' margaritas anytime.
Love your, Madonna."
243
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:30,199
I'm friends with Madonna?
244
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,792
Here are your messages.
245
00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:42,128
And your mother called
from Barbados.
246
00:23:42,295 --> 00:23:44,630
My mom called?
I wish you'd told me.
247
00:23:44,798 --> 00:23:47,007
Oh' I'm sorry' Miss Rink.
248
00:23:47,175 --> 00:23:50,177
I thought you said never
to bother your with family calls.
249
00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:53,681
- I did? I said that?
- Please don't fire me.
250
00:23:53,849 --> 00:23:57,101
Νo, no, I won't. It's not your fault.
I forgot that I said that.
251
00:23:57,269 --> 00:23:59,270
Νext time my mom calls'
let me know.
252
00:23:59,438 --> 00:24:00,896
Yes, ma'am.
253
00:24:01,064 --> 00:24:04,859
Oh' I have that information
that your asked for.
254
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:07,027
Matt!
255
00:24:07,863 --> 00:24:10,156
The phone nurmber
your gave me was his parents'.
256
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:13,784
I told them that I worked for Visa
and he's in a lot of trouble.
257
00:24:13,952 --> 00:24:16,328
Your lied to the Flamhaffs!
258
00:24:16,496 --> 00:24:21,208
He's in the Village.
212 Bank Street' apartment 2B.
259
00:24:21,751 --> 00:24:24,753
- Which village?
- The... GreenWich Village.
260
00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:27,548
Oh' right. Cool.
261
00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,552
Wait! Should I cancel
yourr 2:30 meeting?
262
00:24:36,057 --> 00:24:37,475
Sorry.
263
00:24:39,394 --> 00:24:41,228
Excurse me?
264
00:24:42,105 --> 00:24:43,689
Sir?
265
00:24:46,902 --> 00:24:48,110
Hello?
266
00:25:14,930 --> 00:25:16,847
Ywah, yeah. Hello. Yeah.
267
00:25:17,015 --> 00:25:19,225
Hi, this is Jenna
and I'm looking for Matt.
268
00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:22,686
I don't knoW if you're him,
burt if you lived on Spruce Street...
269
00:25:22,854 --> 00:25:26,524
...and if yourr favourrite shirt is a gray
velour one' I need to speak to you.
270
00:25:26,691 --> 00:25:30,694
Hello? Hello? Hello?
You know what? I got none of that.
271
00:25:30,862 --> 00:25:35,282
If you're here from Ming Gardens,
ring twice. If not, I really don't want it.
272
00:25:43,583 --> 00:25:46,001
Your're not Chinese.
273
00:25:46,294 --> 00:25:48,754
- Matt?
- Yeah.
274
00:25:50,632 --> 00:25:54,218
Your're tall. You're different.
275
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:58,264
- Yeah.
- You don't know me?
276
00:25:58,431 --> 00:26:00,766
That's weird, because
yesterday your were there.
277
00:26:00,934 --> 00:26:03,310
Νo, it wasn't yesterday'
because I'm not 13.
278
00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:05,604
- Jenna.
- Yes!
279
00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:08,566
- Jenna Rink.
- Yes! Matt' it's me!
280
00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:18,867
- Hey.
- Oh' Matty!
281
00:26:19,035 --> 00:26:20,869
Come on in.
282
00:26:26,501 --> 00:26:27,835
Your still take pictures?
283
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:31,839
Yeah. Your knoW, it pays the bills.
284
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:34,174
Hey, Jenna' What are...?
Why are your here?
285
00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:38,053
Matty, I told your. Something
really Weird is happening.
286
00:26:38,221 --> 00:26:41,390
Yesterday was my 13th birthday
and then....
287
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:44,184
And then today I Woke up
and I'm this.
288
00:26:44,352 --> 00:26:47,187
And you... I mean, you're that.
Your get it?
289
00:26:47,355 --> 00:26:52,109
Are your high? Your been smoking pot?
Doing X? Falling into a K-hole?
290
00:26:52,277 --> 00:26:57,072
- Are you doing drugs?
- Νo. Νo. Look...
291
00:26:57,240 --> 00:27:01,619
...I Was sitting in my closet
and I skipped everything.
292
00:27:01,786 --> 00:27:04,913
I mean, it's like a weird dream.
I can't remember my life.
293
00:27:05,081 --> 00:27:07,041
Your need to help me
remember my life.
294
00:27:07,208 --> 00:27:09,418
- Me? I can't do that.
- Why not?
295
00:27:10,837 --> 00:27:13,213
I don't knoW anything
abourt you' all right?
296
00:27:13,381 --> 00:27:16,216
I haven't seen your
since high school.
297
00:27:16,968 --> 00:27:20,929
- What?
- We're not friends anymore' Jenna.
298
00:27:21,389 --> 00:27:24,808
- Matty, your're my best friend.
- Νo.
299
00:27:27,228 --> 00:27:29,730
Okay. It's cool.
300
00:27:30,732 --> 00:27:32,691
- It's cool.
- Is it Warm in here?
301
00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:36,570
It's... Maybe I should open
a Window.
302
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,907
I need fresh air and a glass
of water and a flurffy pillow.
303
00:27:40,075 --> 00:27:43,243
Have a seat. I'll get your some...
Your want a glass of water?
304
00:27:43,411 --> 00:27:46,038
- You Want ice in that?
- I want a fluffy pilloW!
305
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:49,249
A flurffy pillow, coming right up.
Sorry.
306
00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:53,754
Your all right?
307
00:27:56,049 --> 00:28:00,886
Jenna' I think your shourId go back to
yourr apartment. I'll help you find it.
308
00:28:03,014 --> 00:28:06,809
We went separate ways. We Went
to different colleges, different careers.
309
00:28:06,976 --> 00:28:10,104
Well' what abourt Christmas?
Didn't your wanna see me then?
310
00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:14,692
I think I saw you through a frosted
window once, six years ago.
311
00:28:14,859 --> 00:28:17,069
- Six years ago?
- Yeah.
312
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:19,321
Wasn't I home last Christmas?
313
00:28:19,489 --> 00:28:22,741
I don't knoW. Doesn't yourr crowd
do Saint Barts for Christmas?
314
00:28:22,909 --> 00:28:24,702
I don't knoW.
315
00:28:24,994 --> 00:28:27,121
Is this you?
316
00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:31,291
Yeah. This is Where I live noW.
317
00:28:37,674 --> 00:28:40,634
Okay, so' nice seeing you.
318
00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:44,763
Good luck.
319
00:28:46,307 --> 00:28:49,017
- Okay?
- Okay.
320
00:28:49,185 --> 00:28:52,146
- Bye.
- Bye.
321
00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:57,526
Matt.
322
00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,029
Who is Saint Bart?
323
00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:12,249
The most depressing years of my life.
Our high-school yearbook.
324
00:29:12,417 --> 00:29:13,834
Matt' was I a Six Chick?
325
00:29:14,002 --> 00:29:16,712
Yeah, your were
pretty murch their leader.
326
00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:23,093
There's Tom-Tom.
I wonder what happened to her.
327
00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:27,097
Last I heard' you were still good
friends. I think your even work together.
328
00:29:27,265 --> 00:29:30,100
Lurcy. Oh, my God, yes.
329
00:29:30,268 --> 00:29:34,354
She's Lurcy Wyman now.
She looks so different.
330
00:29:34,522 --> 00:29:38,692
Yeah, she's pretty big into the
whole plastic surgery movement.
331
00:29:38,860 --> 00:29:41,570
- I was the prom queen.
- Yep.
332
00:29:41,738 --> 00:29:45,365
- And I went with Chris Grandy.
- Yep.
333
00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:49,745
Oh' this is incredible. I can't believe it.
I got everything I ever wanted.
334
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:53,832
Yeah, Jenna' you got it all.
Congratulations.
335
00:29:56,377 --> 00:29:58,086
It's your phone.
336
00:30:05,720 --> 00:30:08,013
- Hello?
- Hi, Gramercy calling to confirm...
337
00:30:08,181 --> 00:30:10,516
...your limousine pickup
for 8:30 this evening.
338
00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:14,311
My...? Yes, my limousine for 8:30.
339
00:30:14,479 --> 00:30:16,939
I will be prepared to take
my ride at that time.
340
00:30:17,106 --> 00:30:19,233
Oh' can you tell me where
I'm going?
341
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:23,695
- Thw Palace, 27 Wall Strwwt.
- Thank your.
342
00:30:23,863 --> 00:30:27,366
I'm going to a party in a limo!
343
00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:32,579
Great. Looks like your're back to
yourr old self. I should probably go.
344
00:30:32,747 --> 00:30:36,124
- You don't wanna go to the party?
- Νo, I gotta work. Thanks.
345
00:30:36,292 --> 00:30:38,669
Shoot, I forgot you have a job.
346
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,755
- It's kind of cool we both have jobs.
- Totally.
347
00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:46,426
Well' if you decide your want to come'
it's gonna be fun. 27 Wall Street.
348
00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:49,930
Okay, great. Thanks' Jenna.
Bye-bye.
349
00:30:50,598 --> 00:30:52,224
Matt.
350
00:30:53,309 --> 00:30:57,187
- Yeah.
- What if this isn't jurst a dream?
351
00:30:57,897 --> 00:31:01,066
What if what I wished for
acturally happened?
352
00:31:01,943 --> 00:31:05,863
Then you got everything your ever
wanted. You might as well enjoy it.
353
00:31:07,198 --> 00:31:09,116
All right, Jenna.
354
00:31:14,205 --> 00:31:16,707
- Matty.
- Yeah.
355
00:31:17,500 --> 00:31:20,544
- Arrivwdwrci.
- I'll see your.
356
00:31:20,712 --> 00:31:23,255
- Matt.
- Yeah.
357
00:31:24,674 --> 00:31:25,966
Au reVoir.
358
00:33:00,103 --> 00:33:03,855
- I'm Jenna' by the way.
- Yeah, I know. I'm Becky.
359
00:33:04,023 --> 00:33:06,066
How old are you, anyway?
360
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,902
- Thirteen.
- Me too.
361
00:33:09,237 --> 00:33:11,321
Used to be.
362
00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:16,243
Why are your talking to me?
363
00:33:16,744 --> 00:33:20,747
- Why not? We are neighbours, right?
- But your usually ignore me.
364
00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:27,087
- I like yourr shoes.
- Thanks.
365
00:33:27,255 --> 00:33:28,547
I like your dress.
366
00:33:28,715 --> 00:33:32,217
It's becaurse I've got these
incredible boobs to fill it out.
367
00:33:34,595 --> 00:33:36,138
- I like yourr bag.
- Thanks.
368
00:33:36,305 --> 00:33:39,182
Your shourId come by sometime.
I've got a zillion of them.
369
00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:42,394
- Really?
- Yeah, it'd be totally cool.
370
00:33:42,562 --> 00:33:44,771
Hey, Becky?
371
00:33:44,939 --> 00:33:48,233
- Can I ask you something?
- Yeah, sure.
372
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:51,737
Can you tell I'm wearing urnderWear?
Becaurse I totally am.
373
00:33:51,904 --> 00:33:55,449
I think that's kind of the point.
374
00:34:19,390 --> 00:34:22,267
Try it. It's soft-shell crab.
375
00:34:35,281 --> 00:34:36,823
Thanks.
376
00:34:50,004 --> 00:34:51,338
Hi, Tom-Tom.
377
00:34:51,506 --> 00:34:54,591
Oh' God' no one's called me that
since I had my nose job.
378
00:34:54,759 --> 00:34:57,677
- You had a nose job?
- Yeah, and yourrs is better.
379
00:34:57,845 --> 00:35:00,138
Anything to drink' ladies?
380
00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:04,184
- An apple martini.
- Can I have a lemonade, please?
381
00:35:04,352 --> 00:35:08,480
Oh' wait. Make it
a pina colada, not virgin.
382
00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:10,857
Do your wanna see my ID?
Totally have it.
383
00:35:11,025 --> 00:35:12,776
There your two are.
384
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,821
Lurcy' very nice.
385
00:35:15,988 --> 00:35:18,031
Sort of a dangerours mermaid look.
386
00:35:18,199 --> 00:35:21,201
And you.... Barbie meets Britney.
387
00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:23,537
Your look jurst
"scrum-didlee-urmpcious"!
388
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:25,622
I know. I mean, thank your.
389
00:35:25,790 --> 00:35:28,875
Everybody Wang Chung tonight,
right?
390
00:35:31,504 --> 00:35:33,463
Here your go.
391
00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,261
Thank your.
392
00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:43,056
- I'm sorry, it's late.
- We're keeping you up, are we?
393
00:35:43,224 --> 00:35:45,684
It's only 11:00. Stay a while.
394
00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:56,278
It's 11:00 on a school night,
and I'm at a party. It's so cool.
395
00:35:56,445 --> 00:36:00,073
It's 11:00 and people are leaving.
This is a disaster.
396
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:01,700
It is?
397
00:36:01,868 --> 00:36:04,703
Speaking of disasters,
what is she doing here?
398
00:36:04,871 --> 00:36:07,247
- Who?
- Sparkle's editor in chief, Trish Sackett.
399
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:09,958
Twelve o'clock and headed our Way.
400
00:36:11,127 --> 00:36:15,547
Hi, girls. Ourr J. Lo issue is selling
like hotcakes. HoW's yourrs doing?
401
00:36:15,715 --> 00:36:19,801
My God' are things so bad you had
to come to our party to eat free food?
402
00:36:19,969 --> 00:36:22,012
Put some crab
in yourr purse for later.
403
00:36:22,180 --> 00:36:25,849
Your might want to keep some
of that biting wit for your magazine.
404
00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,186
Or your could change the name
to something more appropriate...
405
00:36:29,353 --> 00:36:33,690
...like Poison or Pitiful.
Whatever's more pathetic.
406
00:36:33,858 --> 00:36:35,358
Your know what?
407
00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:40,739
Your are rurde and mean and sloppy
and frizzy. I don't like you at all.
408
00:36:41,115 --> 00:36:43,617
Well' forturnately,
I don't care about being liked.
409
00:36:43,784 --> 00:36:46,119
- I care about winning.
- This is delicious.
410
00:36:48,831 --> 00:36:50,665
Ladies.
411
00:36:57,089 --> 00:36:59,132
Do I smell?
412
00:36:59,300 --> 00:37:01,301
Do I have bad breath?
413
00:37:01,469 --> 00:37:06,264
- Am I malodorous in any way?
- Νo.
414
00:37:06,682 --> 00:37:10,227
People seem to be running for the exit
like someone set off a stink bomb.
415
00:37:10,394 --> 00:37:11,645
I don't smell anything.
416
00:37:11,812 --> 00:37:13,980
I think he means
the party is a stinker.
417
00:37:14,148 --> 00:37:18,652
A durd. A flop. A zero
on a scale of one to 10.
418
00:37:19,820 --> 00:37:21,821
Maybe if somebody
played something else.
419
00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:24,491
- Something with a melody.
- Play Whatever your want.
420
00:37:24,659 --> 00:37:29,162
All I know is if those people don't
start dancing really, really soon....
421
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:33,041
Here's to early retirement.
422
00:38:49,243 --> 00:38:51,161
Matty! Matty' come here.
423
00:38:52,079 --> 00:38:56,416
- Hey.
- Matty, come here.
424
00:38:56,584 --> 00:38:58,668
"Thriller." Matty.
425
00:38:58,836 --> 00:39:01,755
Me? Νo' no' no.
Take that thing away.
426
00:39:02,214 --> 00:39:04,924
- "Thriller." Come on.
- Νo way.
427
00:39:05,092 --> 00:39:07,010
Come on, man! Go!
428
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:09,179
Jenna' no Way.
429
00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:11,097
Come on, let's go.
430
00:39:11,265 --> 00:39:12,932
I don't remember those moves.
431
00:39:13,100 --> 00:39:16,770
I haven't done this in 15 years.
What are you' crazy?
432
00:39:23,652 --> 00:39:25,445
Tear it urp' dude!
433
00:39:32,578 --> 00:39:34,871
- Come on, Matty.
- All right, all right.
434
00:39:38,334 --> 00:39:40,710
Okay, here We go.
435
00:39:57,228 --> 00:39:59,312
Go' Arlene!
436
00:40:04,360 --> 00:40:06,611
Come on, let's go!
Let's go, Jenna!
437
00:40:31,178 --> 00:40:33,346
Go' Richard!
438
00:40:52,450 --> 00:40:55,702
- Jenna. I'm sorry' I gotta go.
- What do you...?
439
00:40:55,870 --> 00:40:58,455
- I'm sorry.
- Wait. Don't.
440
00:40:58,956 --> 00:41:00,832
Matt.
441
00:41:01,208 --> 00:41:04,544
Groove on, baby!
442
00:41:09,717 --> 00:41:12,218
I adore you!
443
00:41:35,242 --> 00:41:39,537
- Miss Rink! Miss Rink!
- Your credit card. Yourr credit card!
444
00:42:20,204 --> 00:42:22,664
- Thank your.
- To being 30.
445
00:42:22,831 --> 00:42:25,750
- I've decided it's gonna be awesome.
- Of courrse it is.
446
00:42:25,918 --> 00:42:29,295
Your're thin' you're hot, your can
get any guy you want' "biatch."
447
00:42:29,463 --> 00:42:33,299
Νot to mention, biatch' the hottest
magazine editor in the world.
448
00:42:33,467 --> 00:42:35,134
Second hottest.
449
00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,428
- Tied for first?
- Deal.
450
00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:41,015
And speaking of hot....
451
00:42:41,183 --> 00:42:45,270
Mr. Hotty behind you is totally
scamming on you right now.
452
00:42:54,947 --> 00:42:58,658
He is not. He's totally curte.
453
00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:01,578
- ShourId I go talk to him?
- You're not married.
454
00:43:05,708 --> 00:43:07,333
Good.
455
00:43:17,011 --> 00:43:18,595
Hi.
456
00:43:20,639 --> 00:43:22,932
Could I borrow your ketchup?
457
00:43:23,100 --> 00:43:24,767
Sure.
458
00:43:27,479 --> 00:43:29,939
I acturally came over here...
459
00:43:30,107 --> 00:43:32,358
...becaurse I think you're really cute.
460
00:43:34,028 --> 00:43:38,114
- So do your wanna go ourt sometime?
- Yeah. Can you drive?
461
00:43:38,282 --> 00:43:42,243
Time to go. What' do you Wanna
go to jail? I meant that guy.
462
00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:44,203
The man? Oh' gross.
463
00:43:44,872 --> 00:43:48,124
Νo more daiquriris for you tonight.
464
00:43:48,292 --> 00:43:51,127
Your can never find a taxi
in this neighbourhood.
465
00:43:51,295 --> 00:43:53,963
Oh' my God. It's the naked man.
466
00:43:54,131 --> 00:43:56,591
- Hey' beautiful.
- He thinks I'm beaurtifurI?
467
00:43:56,759 --> 00:44:01,179
- Well' he should. He's your boyfriend.
- My boyfriend?
468
00:44:02,931 --> 00:44:05,600
Why is that lady asking
for my boyfriend's autograph?
469
00:44:05,768 --> 00:44:07,060
Thank your so much.
470
00:44:07,227 --> 00:44:09,228
He may not be
the best Νew York Ranger...
471
00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:11,564
...but he's the Ranger
with the best ass.
472
00:44:13,442 --> 00:44:14,734
Jenna?
473
00:44:15,361 --> 00:44:17,737
- Oh' my God. Matt. Hi!
- Hey.
474
00:44:18,572 --> 00:44:20,573
How are your?
475
00:44:21,200 --> 00:44:23,910
I'm sorry abourt the other night.
476
00:44:24,078 --> 00:44:27,580
- Beaver' is that your?
- Hey' Tom-Tom. How are you?
477
00:44:27,748 --> 00:44:29,874
Your lost all yourr baby fat.
478
00:44:30,042 --> 00:44:33,836
- How does the Beave stay Warm?
- Yeah, it's good to see you again too.
479
00:44:34,004 --> 00:44:36,714
I almost didn't recognize you.
Did you get a nose job?
480
00:44:36,882 --> 00:44:39,258
I can't believe you're here.
What are you doing?
481
00:44:39,426 --> 00:44:43,763
I'm... I'm acturally... I'm doing
some shopping with my....
482
00:44:43,931 --> 00:44:46,182
Jenna' this is Wendy, my fiancee.
483
00:44:48,435 --> 00:44:50,186
- I'm Jenna.
- Matt told me all about...
484
00:44:50,354 --> 00:44:54,023
...his blast from the past.
It was really sWeet of you to stop by.
485
00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:57,402
Matty's the sweet one. I don't know
what I would've done without him.
486
00:44:57,569 --> 00:45:00,363
- I'm sure you'll be fine.
- Are you a photographer too?
487
00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:03,324
I see you guys have spent
so much time talking about me.
488
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:05,868
- Wendy's an anchorwoman.
- Anchorperson.
489
00:45:06,036 --> 00:45:08,830
I do the weather for WWEΝ
in Chicago.
490
00:45:08,997 --> 00:45:12,875
Matt and I were just talking abourt him
finally joining me in the Windy City.
491
00:45:14,461 --> 00:45:17,714
- You're moving to Chicago?
- We Were jurst discu...
492
00:45:17,881 --> 00:45:20,216
We haven't really...
Is that Alex Carlson?
493
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,219
Jenna' sorry. Sorry I'm late.
494
00:45:23,387 --> 00:45:24,721
Well' hi.
495
00:45:25,639 --> 00:45:27,390
- Hey. Who are you folks?
- Hey.
496
00:45:27,558 --> 00:45:31,060
I'm sorry. This is my good friend Matt
and this is his friend Wendy.
497
00:45:31,228 --> 00:45:37,316
- Fiancee.
- Right. So weird. And this is....
498
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:41,904
Your're Alex Carlson. Νice to meet you.
Your're a great hockey player.
499
00:45:42,072 --> 00:45:43,573
- I'm a big fan.
- Thank your.
500
00:45:43,741 --> 00:45:48,244
Your want me to sign yourr shirt or
yourr forehead? Νow, I don't do butts.
501
00:45:49,329 --> 00:45:50,747
I'm just joshing you. Sorry.
502
00:45:50,914 --> 00:45:55,001
I crack a lot of jokes affer we win' on
accournt of I'm in such a good mood.
503
00:45:57,838 --> 00:46:00,965
Okay, well, We should
probably get going.
504
00:46:01,133 --> 00:46:03,634
- Νice to meet you.
- Νice to see you folks.
505
00:46:03,802 --> 00:46:06,929
Νice to see you folks. Bye.
506
00:46:10,684 --> 00:46:13,102
Your mind if I steal her
from your for the night?
507
00:46:13,395 --> 00:46:16,355
Νope. I had my eye on
something a little better inside...
508
00:46:16,523 --> 00:46:20,026
...so I'll see you guys later.
Have a good night.
509
00:46:20,194 --> 00:46:22,904
Excurse me one second. Lurcy?
510
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:27,325
Should I go to his place alone?
511
00:46:27,493 --> 00:46:31,746
Yeah. Why not?
Go play. You deserve it.
512
00:46:31,914 --> 00:46:34,749
Play. You mean
like games and sturff?
513
00:46:34,917 --> 00:46:41,339
Yeah, games. All kinds of games.
514
00:46:53,727 --> 00:46:56,062
I courIdn't wait to see you tonight.
515
00:46:57,397 --> 00:46:59,273
Your wanna play a game?
516
00:46:59,441 --> 00:47:02,485
- Do you have Battleship?
- Yeah, I have Battleship.
517
00:47:02,653 --> 00:47:05,571
I'll show you my destroyer.
518
00:47:05,739 --> 00:47:09,575
- I call the red board.
- Well' I call the blue board.
519
00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:19,919
What?
520
00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:27,426
Okay. I know. I forgot.
521
00:47:30,013 --> 00:47:32,181
I owe you one raunchy striptease.
522
00:47:42,985 --> 00:47:44,610
Oh' God.
523
00:47:45,445 --> 00:47:47,864
Oh' gross.
524
00:47:53,787 --> 00:47:59,375
Who's got the moves
on the ice and off the ice' ice' baby?
525
00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:03,880
Wait! Wait! Wait! I don't wanna see
that thing again. Put it away.
526
00:48:04,047 --> 00:48:05,882
Put it aWay!
527
00:48:06,049 --> 00:48:08,092
God.
528
00:48:13,640 --> 00:48:17,643
We can play Monopoly!
We can play Parcheesi!
529
00:48:18,770 --> 00:48:21,397
He didn't have Battleship.
He didn't have any games.
530
00:48:21,565 --> 00:48:23,107
Boys are so stupid.
531
00:48:23,275 --> 00:48:25,985
Becky' it's even worse
than you think.
532
00:48:26,153 --> 00:48:28,779
How come the ones
that your like never like your?
533
00:48:28,947 --> 00:48:33,200
Well' you have to fight for what
your want. Rule number one:
534
00:48:33,368 --> 00:48:35,661
Love is a battlefield.
535
00:48:35,829 --> 00:48:39,957
That's deep. Really deep.
536
00:48:40,125 --> 00:48:43,878
- Good luck with fractions.
- Have fun at work.
537
00:48:45,589 --> 00:48:47,673
To the office, Tom.
538
00:48:49,676 --> 00:48:53,346
"Fifty-seven ways to have an orgasm."
539
00:48:54,264 --> 00:48:57,892
- I didn't know there were 57.
- "Touch-her-there underwear."
540
00:48:58,060 --> 00:49:00,269
Νo.
541
00:49:00,437 --> 00:49:02,855
"He loves you, but...."
542
00:49:03,023 --> 00:49:05,399
- "He loves yourr burtt."
- Yes.
543
00:49:05,567 --> 00:49:08,319
- "He lies' he cheats...
- So typical.
544
00:49:08,487 --> 00:49:11,405
...what are you doing Wrong?"
545
00:49:15,410 --> 00:49:19,830
There's no easy way of saying this'
so I'm just gonna come ourt with it.
546
00:49:22,042 --> 00:49:25,670
The circs are in.
Our numbers are dismal.
547
00:49:25,837 --> 00:49:31,217
We're below 600,000 total circulation.
Sparkle is closing in on a million.
548
00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:37,473
I've come off the phone with corporate,
and they have dropped the R word.
549
00:49:37,641 --> 00:49:39,767
Redesign?
550
00:49:39,935 --> 00:49:41,811
Redesign Poise?
551
00:49:41,979 --> 00:49:44,563
Wait. Sparkle copies everything
we come urp With...
552
00:49:44,731 --> 00:49:46,941
...and we have to redesign?
That's bullshit.
553
00:49:47,109 --> 00:49:53,072
Well' either We redesign and bring up
ourr numbers, or they purII the plug.
554
00:49:53,240 --> 00:49:55,574
Richard, redesign is a death sentence.
555
00:49:55,742 --> 00:49:59,578
Νo, it's not. It's a chance
to have some furn.
556
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:04,917
Let Sparkle have all our
secondhand, stale, grody ideas.
557
00:50:05,085 --> 00:50:07,795
We'll open up the F.O.B.,
overhaurI the B.O.B.
558
00:50:07,963 --> 00:50:11,090
It's time for us to prove
we have some poise left.
559
00:50:11,258 --> 00:50:16,262
Well' I shall be leaving it
to my dynamic duo...
560
00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:18,931
...to come urp with something
utterly fabulours.
561
00:50:20,600 --> 00:50:25,354
We have two weeks,
fourr hours and 30 minutes.
562
00:50:26,023 --> 00:50:29,108
- I have yourr urgent messages.
- Let's hear them.
563
00:50:29,276 --> 00:50:31,485
Well' okay.
564
00:50:31,653 --> 00:50:34,363
Emily Pratt called
and wanted me to tell your:
565
00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:38,409
"I can't believe your scooped my story
on Vivienne Tam' you backbiting bitch.
566
00:50:38,577 --> 00:50:40,828
That was a new level
of sleaze, even for you.
567
00:50:40,996 --> 00:50:43,330
I hope you die in one
of her casural pantsuits."
568
00:50:43,498 --> 00:50:46,500
Oh' my God' that was so mean.
569
00:50:46,668 --> 00:50:50,921
Miss Lewis called. She said,
"I hope you choke on your own bile...
570
00:50:51,089 --> 00:50:55,051
...your pretentiours, conniving snake."
571
00:50:55,218 --> 00:50:57,470
- Maybe I shourId read them myself.
- Good.
572
00:50:57,637 --> 00:51:00,139
Oh' great.
573
00:51:04,311 --> 00:51:07,313
- Miss Rink's line.
- Put that little bitch on the phone now.
574
00:51:07,481 --> 00:51:10,274
Please don't take that tone.
I'm just her assistant.
575
00:51:10,442 --> 00:51:11,650
Tell her to call Todd΄
576
00:51:12,903 --> 00:51:18,157
"Sweet bottom, your seem urptight.
Let me come over and give you my...."
577
00:51:26,333 --> 00:51:29,126
- Yes.
- Alex is on line one, Miss Rink.
578
00:51:29,294 --> 00:51:33,130
Oh, gag me. Can you
please tell him I'm busy?
579
00:51:33,298 --> 00:51:37,009
Okay, but he wants to know
what time WourId be good for dinner.
580
00:51:37,177 --> 00:51:40,596
How about in 10 zillion years?
Ask him how that works.
581
00:51:40,764 --> 00:51:44,016
- Okay, I'll ask.
- Okay.
582
00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:50,356
- Yeah?
- I'm sorry to bother you again.
583
00:51:50,524 --> 00:51:52,858
- Pete Hansen is here to see you.
- Who?
584
00:51:53,026 --> 00:51:56,320
Tracy from the
art dwpartment's husband.
585
00:51:56,905 --> 00:51:59,240
Oh' okay. Sure.
586
00:52:09,835 --> 00:52:14,380
I was jurst dropping off Tracy's lunch,
thought I'd say hello.
587
00:52:16,925 --> 00:52:20,219
Your brourght Tracy her lunch?
That's so sw...
588
00:52:23,557 --> 00:52:25,558
What are you doing?
589
00:52:25,725 --> 00:52:27,476
What's wrong, pooky?
590
00:52:27,644 --> 00:52:29,353
"Pooky"?
591
00:52:29,521 --> 00:52:33,065
Pukey. You're married,
and to a girl I work With.
592
00:52:33,233 --> 00:52:37,069
Well' that didn't stop us from rattling
some desk drawers loose last week.
593
00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:41,574
So come on.
Lie down and take a memo.
594
00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:54,211
Listen' hire the best photographer,
and I don't want Jenna to find out.
595
00:52:54,379 --> 00:52:56,380
- Νo. Roger that.
- Okay?
596
00:52:56,548 --> 00:53:00,509
God, what is up with her lately,
anyway? I mean, she seems so lost.
597
00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:04,138
I have no idea. I'm getting
so sick of having her arournd...
598
00:53:04,306 --> 00:53:06,599
...with this crazy new act
she has going on.
599
00:53:06,766 --> 00:53:09,852
Your know how she stole
Charlotte's idea and then fired her?
600
00:53:10,020 --> 00:53:12,313
I say we go ahead
with our own presentation...
601
00:53:12,480 --> 00:53:14,273
...and let her fall on her ass.
602
00:53:14,441 --> 00:53:16,650
Oh' God' yeah.
603
00:53:47,974 --> 00:53:50,559
Okay, your're not Cajun.
604
00:53:52,437 --> 00:53:55,648
- Wanna go for a Walk?
- Sure.
605
00:54:03,073 --> 00:54:05,324
I still can't believe
your're getting married.
606
00:54:05,492 --> 00:54:08,327
In two weeks.
607
00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:13,832
Is she your sourI mate, Wendy?
608
00:54:14,834 --> 00:54:19,964
My soul mate? I don't know if I believe
in those. I think that's kind of naive.
609
00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:24,551
But you get goose bumps
when you're around her...
610
00:54:24,719 --> 00:54:26,762
...and butterflies?
611
00:54:26,930 --> 00:54:32,017
Νo, I haven't gotten crazy like that
abourt a girl since high school.
612
00:54:32,644 --> 00:54:34,645
Matty.
613
00:54:37,232 --> 00:54:39,733
What...? What happened to urs?
614
00:54:39,901 --> 00:54:42,361
I mean, how come
we never stayed friends?
615
00:54:44,698 --> 00:54:46,573
I don't knoW. I forget.
616
00:54:46,741 --> 00:54:49,159
Νo, what happened?
617
00:54:50,537 --> 00:54:54,081
I don't knoW. I can pretty much
peg it to your 13th birthday party...
618
00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:56,875
...when your were playing that game.
Spin the Rapist?
619
00:54:57,043 --> 00:54:59,211
Seven Minutes in Heaven.
Everybody ditched.
620
00:54:59,379 --> 00:55:01,714
And that is the last thing I remember.
621
00:55:02,716 --> 00:55:05,384
We don't have to get into this.
It's a long time ago.
622
00:55:05,552 --> 00:55:08,554
- It really doesn't matter anymore.
- It matters to me.
623
00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:10,681
Just tell me.
624
00:55:13,935 --> 00:55:15,519
Your came out of the closet...
625
00:55:15,687 --> 00:55:19,023
...and I started to sing
my birthday song to your.
626
00:55:19,190 --> 00:55:22,234
And then your picked urp
and threw at me...
627
00:55:22,402 --> 00:55:24,403
...with impressive force, I might add...
628
00:55:24,571 --> 00:55:28,032
...the dream house that I spent
three weeks building for your.
629
00:55:28,199 --> 00:55:31,368
And then your jurst stopped
being my friend...
630
00:55:31,536 --> 00:55:35,414
...and you never spoke to me
again affer that, ever.
631
00:55:38,918 --> 00:55:41,086
I'm so sorry.
632
00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:44,715
Forget it, Jenna. It was a long
time ago. It doesn't matter.
633
00:55:44,883 --> 00:55:48,427
Matt' stop being so nice to me.
I don't deserve it.
634
00:55:50,096 --> 00:55:52,097
Do your know what
kind of person I am noW?
635
00:55:52,265 --> 00:55:55,225
Do your know who I am right now? I....
636
00:55:57,395 --> 00:56:00,230
I don't have any real friends. I....
637
00:56:00,398 --> 00:56:03,317
I did something bad
with a married guy.
638
00:56:03,485 --> 00:56:06,445
I don't talk to my mom and dad.
639
00:56:07,238 --> 00:56:10,240
I'm not a nice person.
And the thing is...
640
00:56:11,785 --> 00:56:13,952
...I'm not 13 anymore.
641
00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,376
Jenna.
642
00:56:36,893 --> 00:56:38,811
Behind your.
643
00:58:12,113 --> 00:58:14,907
Oh' it's good to be home.
644
00:58:24,459 --> 00:58:26,293
- Daddy.
- Jenna?
645
00:58:26,461 --> 00:58:28,921
What in the world?
646
00:58:29,839 --> 00:58:31,840
- Sweetheart.
- I missed you guys so much.
647
00:58:32,008 --> 00:58:34,426
Are your all right?
648
00:59:38,324 --> 00:59:40,576
Mom.
649
00:59:41,202 --> 00:59:44,162
Do your ever wish you courId go back...
650
00:59:44,330 --> 00:59:45,998
...like to another time?
651
00:59:46,165 --> 00:59:49,543
I wouldn't mind giving back
some of these wrinkles.
652
00:59:50,503 --> 00:59:52,504
Okay.
653
00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:58,594
If your were given one do-over,
anything in your life' what would it be?
654
01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:06,518
Νothing.
655
01:00:06,686 --> 01:00:09,730
- Really?
- Really.
656
01:00:09,897 --> 01:00:12,399
But did you ever make
a big mistake?
657
01:00:12,567 --> 01:00:16,069
Or a huge one that could
change your life? What about that?
658
01:00:16,237 --> 01:00:18,989
Well' Jenna, I know
I made a lot of mistakes...
659
01:00:19,157 --> 01:00:21,700
...but I don't regret
making any of them.
660
01:00:22,410 --> 01:00:23,785
How come?
661
01:00:24,579 --> 01:00:26,622
Becaurse if I hadn't have
made them...
662
01:00:26,789 --> 01:00:29,708
...I WourIdn't have learned
how to make things right.
663
01:00:38,217 --> 01:00:41,053
I'm sorry I missed last Christmas.
664
01:01:21,969 --> 01:01:24,471
Carrie' I'm heading ourt, okay?
665
01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:29,101
I'm so exhausted.
666
01:01:29,268 --> 01:01:31,103
- Jenna's Working late.
- She has been.
667
01:01:41,906 --> 01:01:43,907
- Hey.
- Hey.
668
01:01:44,075 --> 01:01:47,744
I was gonna stop by yourr office.
I tried to call you a bunch of times.
669
01:01:47,912 --> 01:01:51,873
- I didn't get any messages.
- I was in a hurry.
670
01:01:52,041 --> 01:01:54,292
But I did try to reach your.
671
01:01:54,460 --> 01:01:58,797
I acturally wanted to talk to you
abourt this whole redesign thing.
672
01:01:58,965 --> 01:02:02,384
I hope you don't mind' but I've been
working on something on my own.
673
01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:05,345
It's really last-minurte.
674
01:02:05,513 --> 01:02:09,224
- I hope you don't mind.
- Νo, of course not...
675
01:02:09,392 --> 01:02:11,852
...becaurse I'm doing the same thing.
676
01:02:24,115 --> 01:02:27,409
- Hey' Jenna.
- Hey.
677
01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:30,454
Someone's got
a big photo shoot going on.
678
01:02:30,621 --> 01:02:32,330
- Yeah.
- What's happening?
679
01:02:32,498 --> 01:02:35,417
- Did your bring them?
- Oh' yeah' I got a few.
680
01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:38,086
- What are you doing?
- I'm hiring your.
681
01:02:38,254 --> 01:02:41,465
Actually' Poise
is hiring you for the week.
682
01:02:42,008 --> 01:02:43,884
Here.
683
01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:53,351
This is the first half.
The rest when we finish.
684
01:02:53,519 --> 01:02:56,855
I courId really urse this, burt your
don't need to do me any favours.
685
01:02:57,023 --> 01:03:00,150
I'm asking you to do me a favourr.
I love your work.
686
01:03:01,194 --> 01:03:02,944
I hope you'll do this with me.
687
01:03:05,490 --> 01:03:10,535
Your know, I've seen your magazine.
My stuff is not your style at all.
688
01:03:12,830 --> 01:03:14,873
Exactly.
689
01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:18,335
Who gets Francis?
690
01:03:18,878 --> 01:03:22,047
There we go.
Okay, let's do it.
691
01:03:22,215 --> 01:03:24,424
Up, up!
692
01:03:24,592 --> 01:03:27,302
- Okay, everybody.
- Okay, everybody' climb up there.
693
01:03:27,470 --> 01:03:29,221
Lots of energy.
694
01:03:29,388 --> 01:03:32,808
- All right. Νice. You're the real deal.
- Keep up the flag.
695
01:03:32,975 --> 01:03:37,103
All right. Jenna, this is
yourr class of 2004.
696
01:03:37,271 --> 01:03:39,564
All right, guys. Ready?
697
01:03:49,992 --> 01:03:53,078
Very good. Very good.
698
01:05:20,499 --> 01:05:23,209
- They're beaurtifurI.
- Yeah, they came out okay, hurh?
699
01:05:23,377 --> 01:05:24,753
- I think so.
- Yeah.
700
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:27,547
- Do you?
- I do, yeah.
701
01:05:36,474 --> 01:05:38,808
Yeah, it's getting late.
I should get home.
702
01:05:38,976 --> 01:05:41,061
It's getting pretty late here.
703
01:05:41,228 --> 01:05:44,230
Your know what I wish I had
right now?
704
01:05:44,398 --> 01:05:46,191
Νo, what?
705
01:05:46,359 --> 01:05:48,443
Razzles.
706
01:05:48,611 --> 01:05:50,654
Razzles?
707
01:05:50,821 --> 01:05:54,199
I haven't had Razzles...
708
01:05:55,242 --> 01:05:57,077
- ...in 15 years.
- Remember...
709
01:05:57,244 --> 01:06:00,038
- ...they're both a candy and a gurm.
- That's incredible.
710
01:06:00,206 --> 01:06:03,458
I can't believe they had them.
Okay, don't waste a minurte.
711
01:06:03,626 --> 01:06:06,586
It's been a long time. Careful.
712
01:06:08,047 --> 01:06:09,714
Yeah.
713
01:06:12,093 --> 01:06:13,927
What are you laurghing at?
714
01:06:14,095 --> 01:06:15,679
I don't knoW.
715
01:06:15,846 --> 01:06:19,891
Life. Timing. Being here with you'
eating Razzles.
716
01:06:24,563 --> 01:06:27,482
I've had a really great time
working with you this week.
717
01:06:27,650 --> 01:06:28,942
- Me too.
- And everything.
718
01:06:29,110 --> 01:06:30,735
Yeah.
719
01:06:32,947 --> 01:06:34,531
Hey, Matty.
720
01:06:35,658 --> 01:06:37,909
Tell me something.
721
01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:40,203
What colourr is my tongue?
722
01:06:40,371 --> 01:06:42,622
- What?
- What colour is my tongue?
723
01:06:42,790 --> 01:06:44,749
It's red. I don't know. Red.
724
01:06:44,917 --> 01:06:47,085
"Red" red? Or tongue red?
725
01:06:47,712 --> 01:06:49,504
Razzle red.
726
01:06:49,672 --> 01:06:51,172
- ShoW me yourrs.
- What?
727
01:06:51,340 --> 01:06:54,217
- Your tongue. I shoWed you mine.
- I'm not showing you.
728
01:06:54,385 --> 01:06:56,428
Show me your tongure.
I showed your mine.
729
01:06:56,595 --> 01:06:59,764
- I didn't ask to see yours.
- Matty, I need to see your tongure.
730
01:07:02,184 --> 01:07:04,227
Razzle red.
731
01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:09,774
Your wanna knoW a secret?
732
01:07:11,027 --> 01:07:12,902
Yeah.
733
01:07:13,070 --> 01:07:15,405
Your're the sweetest gury
I've ever known.
734
01:07:20,369 --> 01:07:22,537
I bet I can still beat your off the jump.
735
01:07:26,333 --> 01:07:28,877
Whoever goes the furthest,
the other owes a drink.
736
01:07:29,045 --> 01:07:31,212
- An Orange Jurlius.
- Upping the stakes.
737
01:07:31,380 --> 01:07:34,466
And dinner Friday night at 8:00...
738
01:07:34,633 --> 01:07:37,093
...at the 24th Street Diner...
739
01:07:37,261 --> 01:07:39,804
...to celebrate our redesign
being chosen.
740
01:07:39,972 --> 01:07:42,265
Deal. One.
741
01:07:44,226 --> 01:07:46,311
- Two.
- Two.
742
01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:49,022
- Three!
- Three!
743
01:07:52,151 --> 01:07:53,568
Are your okay?
744
01:07:53,736 --> 01:07:55,862
I should've tucked and rolled.
745
01:07:56,030 --> 01:07:57,655
I'm getting old.
746
01:07:57,823 --> 01:07:59,824
Νo, your're not,
because that means I am.
747
01:07:59,992 --> 01:08:01,451
Well?
748
01:08:07,666 --> 01:08:09,000
- Hey.
- Yeah?
749
01:08:09,168 --> 01:08:11,127
Your got arm hair.
750
01:08:12,755 --> 01:08:15,340
It's never quite got
that reaction before.
751
01:08:48,999 --> 01:08:51,084
It was like it Wasn't wven mw.
752
01:08:51,252 --> 01:08:53,211
Like I had just...
753
01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:56,714
...watched us down below, kissing.
754
01:08:58,217 --> 01:09:00,969
Then I just floated home on a cloud.
755
01:09:03,264 --> 01:09:05,723
That is so romantic.
756
01:09:09,186 --> 01:09:11,312
- Look.
- You've got goose bumps.
757
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:14,107
I totally know. They won't go away.
758
01:09:14,984 --> 01:09:16,526
Do your love him?
759
01:09:16,694 --> 01:09:18,570
Durh.
760
01:09:19,238 --> 01:09:20,989
When Will you see him again?
761
01:09:21,157 --> 01:09:23,741
I don't knoW, acturally.
I don't knoW if I can.
762
01:09:23,909 --> 01:09:27,245
- What? Why?
- It's complicated.
763
01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:29,539
It's a groWnurp thing.
764
01:09:30,791 --> 01:09:33,793
Well' at least you have
someone to dream abourt.
765
01:09:33,961 --> 01:09:36,921
Guys don't wanna jump yourr bones
when you're a metal-mouth.
766
01:09:37,089 --> 01:09:40,175
What is that attitude?
We are young.
767
01:09:41,177 --> 01:09:45,054
Heartache to heartache, we stand.
768
01:09:45,222 --> 01:09:48,683
Love is a battlefield.
769
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:24,636
But I like it like this,
with freckle girl and the dog.
770
01:10:25,471 --> 01:10:28,473
- These photos are urnbelievable, Jen.
- Okay, here's the dog.
771
01:10:28,641 --> 01:10:31,351
- Francis is the dog's name.
- Okay. What do your think?
772
01:10:31,518 --> 01:10:35,980
Well' I think I'm gonna start reading
Poise for the first time in my life.
773
01:10:52,581 --> 01:10:55,250
Νo, I got a place I rent in Brooklyn.
774
01:10:55,668 --> 01:11:00,171
That'll Work? All right'
I'll see your then. Bye-bye.
775
01:11:04,176 --> 01:11:08,012
Hey. I wasn't expecting to see your...
776
01:11:08,180 --> 01:11:10,974
Wendy. I thourght you were
flying in tomorroW.
777
01:11:11,141 --> 01:11:13,726
What, are your expecting
someone else?
778
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:15,770
Νo. Hi.
779
01:11:15,938 --> 01:11:17,855
I wanna take your to lunch. Hungry?
780
01:11:18,023 --> 01:11:21,442
Yeah, yeah. What a surprise.
781
01:11:21,610 --> 01:11:23,194
Okay, where do you...?
782
01:11:23,362 --> 01:11:25,697
- How was yourr flight?
- It was good.
783
01:11:25,864 --> 01:11:28,700
You can take pictures of
vitamin bottles anyWhere.
784
01:11:28,867 --> 01:11:32,078
And I was jurst thinking that we
should try to resolve this now.
785
01:11:32,246 --> 01:11:37,208
Instead of being a commuter couple
durring ourr first year of marriage.
786
01:11:38,877 --> 01:11:40,586
What?
787
01:11:40,754 --> 01:11:42,714
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
788
01:11:42,881 --> 01:11:45,466
Could your...? I missed that.
789
01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,845
- Arlene, do your have any more...?
- Jenna.
790
01:11:49,430 --> 01:11:52,307
My balls' excurse my French,
are in an iron vice.
791
01:11:52,474 --> 01:11:56,227
Corporate are twisting like a bunch
of dominatrixes on steroids.
792
01:11:56,395 --> 01:11:59,731
Νow Lucy's presenting her own
redesign. Tell me what's going on.
793
01:11:59,898 --> 01:12:02,317
What is going on is your
will have more choices.
794
01:12:02,484 --> 01:12:06,404
All respect to Lucy, I'm more anxiours
to know what your're Working on.
795
01:12:06,572 --> 01:12:08,573
- Thank your.
- I'm not complimenting you...
796
01:12:08,741 --> 01:12:10,325
...I'm trying to pressurre your.
797
01:12:10,492 --> 01:12:13,244
How long urntil yourr balls
get totally squished?
798
01:12:13,412 --> 01:12:16,247
Hopefully never. I'm really rather
attached to my balls.
799
01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:18,416
Can they hang in there till 5?
800
01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:21,586
Jenna' you are not yourrself
at the moment.
801
01:12:21,754 --> 01:12:26,090
Since when do you keep me ourt of
the loop? I'm really freaking ourt here.
802
01:12:26,258 --> 01:12:29,135
- The rest of the prints are ready.
- Goody. Hang in there.
803
01:12:29,303 --> 01:12:31,262
Why does nobody listen
to a word I say?
804
01:12:31,430 --> 01:12:33,848
Arlene' aren't your coming?
805
01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:37,435
Oh' you're invited, are you?
Okay, bye-bye.
806
01:12:37,603 --> 01:12:40,104
Oh' no' excuse me.
Go ahead.
807
01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:42,982
Your know, what am I?
I'm just the...
808
01:12:43,150 --> 01:12:46,944
...editor in chief. Whatever.
809
01:12:47,112 --> 01:12:51,449
We've gotta go to 23rd, please'
between 5th and 6th.
810
01:12:51,617 --> 01:12:55,119
- It's 29 West 23rd.
- You got it, lady.
811
01:12:55,287 --> 01:13:00,666
The new and improved Poise
will explore the last frontier.
812
01:13:00,834 --> 01:13:03,461
It will go heroin chic one better.
813
01:13:03,629 --> 01:13:05,213
It will OD.
814
01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:08,174
It will kill.
815
01:13:08,342 --> 01:13:11,511
Cause of death? Chicness.
816
01:13:11,678 --> 01:13:17,016
The new Poise will go farther than
any fashion magazine ever before.
817
01:13:17,184 --> 01:13:20,311
It will be deadly seriours.
818
01:13:20,479 --> 01:13:23,022
Fashion suicide.
819
01:13:26,735 --> 01:13:28,820
So, What do you think?
820
01:13:39,164 --> 01:13:40,665
Thank your, sir.
821
01:13:40,833 --> 01:13:43,626
- How much time do we have?
- We have two minurtes. Hurry.
822
01:13:49,842 --> 01:13:52,009
Jeez. Surch a bitch.
823
01:14:01,520 --> 01:14:03,521
I know this is different.
824
01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:06,315
I mean, from anything
we've ever done.
825
01:14:06,483 --> 01:14:11,154
And I knoW your might hate it
and think I'm completely crazy.
826
01:14:12,156 --> 01:14:14,866
But I won't care, even if I get fired.
827
01:14:15,033 --> 01:14:19,871
And I don't mean that disrespectfurlly'
it's jurst that I've realized something.
828
01:14:22,040 --> 01:14:24,208
Who are these women?
829
01:14:24,376 --> 01:14:26,085
Does anyone know?
830
01:14:26,253 --> 01:14:28,838
I don't recognize any of them.
831
01:14:33,719 --> 01:14:35,803
I wanna see...
832
01:14:35,971 --> 01:14:39,098
...my best friend's big sister...
833
01:14:41,018 --> 01:14:43,686
...and the girls from the
soccer team.
834
01:14:44,229 --> 01:14:46,397
My next-door neighbourr.
835
01:14:46,565 --> 01:14:49,901
Real women Who are smart and pretty
and happy to be who they are.
836
01:14:50,068 --> 01:14:52,528
These are the women
to look up to.
837
01:14:57,409 --> 01:15:00,578
Let's purt life back
into the magazine.
838
01:15:01,663 --> 01:15:05,374
And fun and laughter and silliness.
839
01:15:06,585 --> 01:15:11,547
I think We all... I think all of urs
wanna feel something...
840
01:15:12,591 --> 01:15:15,927
...that We've forgotten
or turrned ourr backs on.
841
01:15:16,845 --> 01:15:21,098
Becaurse maybe we didn't realize
how murch we were leaving behind.
842
01:15:27,606 --> 01:15:30,900
We need to remember
what ursed to be good.
843
01:15:37,950 --> 01:15:39,909
If we don't...
844
01:15:40,077 --> 01:15:44,038
...we won't recognize it
even if it hits urs between the eyes.
845
01:15:47,459 --> 01:15:49,293
I just....
846
01:15:52,506 --> 01:15:54,966
Bravo!
847
01:15:59,137 --> 01:16:01,639
Brilliant.
848
01:16:03,600 --> 01:16:08,104
We will present this to corporate
first thing tomorrow morning.
849
01:16:12,734 --> 01:16:16,487
- So who's this mystery photographer?
- Matt Flamhaff.
850
01:16:16,655 --> 01:16:18,573
Is he Arthur or Martha?
851
01:16:18,740 --> 01:16:20,408
Matt. He's Matt.
852
01:16:20,576 --> 01:16:24,120
Νo, no. Is he gay?
853
01:16:24,288 --> 01:16:26,664
Are your gay?
854
01:17:36,943 --> 01:17:38,903
- City and listing?
- Manhattan.
855
01:17:39,071 --> 01:17:42,198
Sparkle magazine on Park Avenure.
856
01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:45,743
- Sparkle maaazine.
- Trish Sackett, please.
857
01:17:58,924 --> 01:18:03,219
Jenna' I'm sorry to barge in on you like
this, burt I really have to talk to you...
858
01:18:03,387 --> 01:18:05,930
Hey, Beaver.
859
01:18:06,098 --> 01:18:08,766
I mean Matt. I'm sorry.
860
01:18:08,934 --> 01:18:10,434
Old habits die hard, you know.
861
01:18:10,602 --> 01:18:11,894
Fine. Is Jenna around?
862
01:18:12,062 --> 01:18:15,439
Are your here about your photos?
863
01:18:16,149 --> 01:18:18,859
Νo, acturally, I'm not.
864
01:18:19,027 --> 01:18:21,112
I guess I should just tell you...
865
01:18:21,279 --> 01:18:24,532
...that Jenna's decided to go
in a different direction...
866
01:18:24,700 --> 01:18:28,911
...with a more established
photographer.
867
01:18:29,079 --> 01:18:34,792
She's gonna use the guy who shoots
the official photos of her sweetie pie.
868
01:18:34,960 --> 01:18:38,629
So don't take it personally,
because there's jurst a little bias.
869
01:18:38,797 --> 01:18:42,299
I'm sorry to be so honest
with you, becaurse...
870
01:18:42,467 --> 01:18:45,136
...I think your pictures
are really cute.
871
01:18:45,303 --> 01:18:47,096
It was nice talking to your.
872
01:18:47,264 --> 01:18:50,975
Hey, Matt. While I've got your here,
do you wanna sign a general release?
873
01:18:51,143 --> 01:18:53,477
Maybe we can use
yourr picturres in a catalogure.
874
01:18:53,645 --> 01:18:55,438
Fine.
875
01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:58,876
Hi.
876
01:19:59,044 --> 01:20:02,213
- Jenny' right?
- Jenna.
877
01:20:03,215 --> 01:20:04,465
I was looking for Matt.
878
01:20:04,633 --> 01:20:08,010
I wanted to tell him some really great
news abourt his photographs.
879
01:20:08,178 --> 01:20:09,386
Everybody loved them.
880
01:20:09,554 --> 01:20:13,265
That's great. I'll tell him When he gets
back. He's out getting his tux.
881
01:20:13,433 --> 01:20:16,268
- His tux?
- I know. Men.
882
01:20:16,436 --> 01:20:18,187
Everything's the last minurte.
883
01:20:18,355 --> 01:20:20,731
I mean, hello. We're getting
married tomorrow.
884
01:20:20,899 --> 01:20:25,277
This'll be the cutest little backyard
wedding since I don't know when.
885
01:20:25,487 --> 01:20:28,405
- Congratulations.
- Thanks. I'll tell Matt you stopped by.
886
01:20:28,573 --> 01:20:30,783
- Okay.
- Bye.
887
01:20:40,710 --> 01:20:45,047
We wanna feel something
again that we've forgotten.
888
01:20:45,215 --> 01:20:48,592
Becaurse we didn't stop to notice
how murch we were leaving behind.
889
01:20:49,427 --> 01:20:52,805
We need to remember
what ursed to be good.
890
01:20:56,768 --> 01:20:58,060
Your ready?
891
01:21:00,105 --> 01:21:02,022
The meeting's cancelled, Jenna.
892
01:21:02,190 --> 01:21:03,816
What, urntil tomorrow?
893
01:21:03,984 --> 01:21:05,442
It's over.
894
01:21:07,112 --> 01:21:08,737
It's over?
895
01:21:09,948 --> 01:21:11,907
Lurcy....
896
01:21:12,075 --> 01:21:15,286
She took all yourr designs
to Sparkle. Everything.
897
01:21:15,453 --> 01:21:17,496
She's their new editor in chief.
898
01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:20,249
Yourr photos showed up
in Sparkle Online last night.
899
01:21:20,417 --> 01:21:22,001
They're in outdoor ads everywhere.
900
01:21:22,168 --> 01:21:24,503
She can't take Matt's pictures.
Those belong to urs.
901
01:21:24,671 --> 01:21:27,882
- She can't do it!
- She can, and she is.
902
01:21:28,049 --> 01:21:30,551
She got him to sign this.
903
01:21:37,017 --> 01:21:38,642
Lurcy' you stole Matt's pictures.
904
01:21:39,144 --> 01:21:42,438
Oh' which one do you wanna be
today, the pot or the kettle?
905
01:21:42,606 --> 01:21:44,690
If your don't mind,
I'd like to be the pot.
906
01:21:44,858 --> 01:21:47,902
Maybe the kettle. It doesn't really
matter. They're both black.
907
01:21:48,069 --> 01:21:51,614
- What are you talking about?
- I fournd this in your office yesterday.
908
01:21:51,781 --> 01:21:54,241
Does it look familiar?
It has yourr name on it.
909
01:21:54,409 --> 01:21:57,536
- You Went through my things?
- Oh' give me a break.
910
01:21:57,704 --> 01:22:00,372
How horrible. How terrible.
I can't believe I did it.
911
01:22:00,540 --> 01:22:01,999
What is this?
912
01:22:02,167 --> 01:22:05,169
Your can Wipe off the "Bambi
watching her mother get shot...
913
01:22:05,337 --> 01:22:08,255
...and strapped to the back of
a van" look from yourr face.
914
01:22:08,423 --> 01:22:10,507
I talked to Trish Sackett yesterday.
915
01:22:10,675 --> 01:22:13,761
It's okay, Jenna. I knoW all
abourt your little deal.
916
01:22:13,929 --> 01:22:15,930
It's a sweet little deal, actually.
917
01:22:16,097 --> 01:22:18,807
Editor in chief if your help them
hit a million copies?
918
01:22:18,975 --> 01:22:20,851
- So your'd give them tips.
- Oh' my God.
919
01:22:21,019 --> 01:22:24,897
Νot bad. I jurst wish I would
have thought of it.
920
01:22:25,065 --> 01:22:27,858
- Oh' no.
- Oh' yes.
921
01:22:28,026 --> 01:22:31,153
Only, now I'm taking your job,
your stay here with the magazine...
922
01:22:31,321 --> 01:22:33,447
...your single-handedly flurshed
down the toilet.
923
01:22:33,907 --> 01:22:35,449
What abourt Matt?
924
01:22:35,617 --> 01:22:37,993
Why did he sign this?
What did you say to him?
925
01:22:38,161 --> 01:22:40,329
Let's see. I think that I told him...
926
01:22:40,497 --> 01:22:43,374
...your had decided to go
in a different direction.
927
01:22:43,750 --> 01:22:45,542
Which you are now.
928
01:22:47,629 --> 01:22:52,675
I might have told him something else'
too, burt I just can't remember.
929
01:24:05,248 --> 01:24:09,043
George Washington Bridge,
Νew Jersey.
930
01:24:20,305 --> 01:24:21,638
Jenna.
931
01:24:21,806 --> 01:24:24,641
- Jenna Rink.
- Yeah?
932
01:24:24,809 --> 01:24:27,227
Chris Grandy.
933
01:24:27,395 --> 01:24:29,480
So, What are you doing?
Are your married?
934
01:24:29,647 --> 01:24:33,317
Becaurse if you're single,
I definitely Want a number.
935
01:24:33,485 --> 01:24:34,777
We could get together.
936
01:24:34,944 --> 01:24:36,653
I'm still living at home...
937
01:24:36,821 --> 01:24:38,864
- Come on, Grandy! Come on.
- Holy Christ!
938
01:24:39,032 --> 01:24:43,327
This is the turne we first
tangled tongues to.
939
01:24:43,495 --> 01:24:45,829
What's the dude who sings this?
940
01:24:45,997 --> 01:24:49,333
- Rick Springsteen.
- It's Springfield' Grandy.
941
01:24:49,501 --> 01:24:51,168
I'm out of here.
942
01:24:51,336 --> 01:24:54,797
I thought you wanted my number.
943
01:25:19,322 --> 01:25:21,198
I'll take these.
944
01:25:23,201 --> 01:25:24,618
Good afternoon.
945
01:25:26,830 --> 01:25:28,080
Your remember' Wayne.
946
01:25:28,248 --> 01:25:31,875
It was with the Flamhaffs
at San Ysidro Ranch.
947
01:25:32,043 --> 01:25:34,795
San Ysidro Ranch.
948
01:25:35,463 --> 01:25:39,925
It's so pretty. It's perfect.
It looks great.
949
01:25:54,440 --> 01:25:56,692
Hi.
950
01:25:56,860 --> 01:25:58,443
Hey.
951
01:26:04,242 --> 01:26:08,162
I don't knoW what Lucy said to you
abourt me, but I Want you to know...
952
01:26:08,329 --> 01:26:11,206
...that Whoever that was she
was talking abourt...
953
01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:14,042
...wasn't me.
954
01:26:16,713 --> 01:26:18,380
It doesn't matter what Lucy said.
955
01:26:18,548 --> 01:26:22,342
I stopped trusting her after she stole
my Pop Rocks in the third grade.
956
01:26:24,220 --> 01:26:25,929
Matt.
957
01:26:27,891 --> 01:26:33,270
I am not the awfurI person
that I know that I was.
958
01:26:33,438 --> 01:26:35,731
I don't even know that person.
959
01:26:37,233 --> 01:26:39,860
And I'd like to believe....
960
01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:43,739
I have to believe
that if you knew that...
961
01:26:43,907 --> 01:26:47,951
...if in yourr heart' you really,
really knew that...
962
01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:51,830
...your wouldn't be getting ready
to marry someone now.
963
01:26:51,998 --> 01:26:55,709
Unless that someone were me.
964
01:27:08,181 --> 01:27:12,017
Jenna' I'm not gonna lie to your.
965
01:27:14,562 --> 01:27:17,064
I have felt things...
966
01:27:17,232 --> 01:27:19,524
...these past few Weeks...
967
01:27:20,652 --> 01:27:23,987
...that I didn't knoW I courId
feel anymore.
968
01:27:24,948 --> 01:27:28,909
But I have realized
in these past feW days...
969
01:27:30,954 --> 01:27:34,164
...your can't just turn back time.
970
01:27:35,750 --> 01:27:38,126
Why not?
971
01:27:38,294 --> 01:27:39,920
I moved on.
972
01:27:40,088 --> 01:27:41,505
Your moved on.
973
01:27:41,839 --> 01:27:45,092
We've gone down different paths
for so long.
974
01:27:45,260 --> 01:27:47,970
We made choices.
975
01:27:48,137 --> 01:27:50,973
I chose Wendy.
976
01:27:52,809 --> 01:27:55,602
That's her family down there.
977
01:27:56,187 --> 01:27:58,855
We care abourt each other,
your know?
978
01:28:00,692 --> 01:28:05,195
Your don't always get the dream
house' but you get awfurlly close.
979
01:28:09,158 --> 01:28:11,493
Please don't cry' Jenna.
980
01:28:11,661 --> 01:28:14,538
Oh' I'll be fine' I promise.
981
01:28:44,902 --> 01:28:46,945
Matty, can I have it?
982
01:28:47,113 --> 01:28:48,780
Please?
983
01:28:48,948 --> 01:28:51,241
- You're not gonna whip it at me?
- Νo.
984
01:28:58,916 --> 01:29:02,252
Look, I Won't have your be late.
Just go.
985
01:29:02,712 --> 01:29:06,173
Go on. I'm fine. I'm jurst crying
because I'm happy.
986
01:29:06,341 --> 01:29:09,426
I want you to be so, so happy.
987
01:29:11,929 --> 01:29:14,097
I love you, Matt.
988
01:29:17,435 --> 01:29:19,227
Your're my best friend.
989
01:29:21,856 --> 01:29:24,024
Jenna' I....
990
01:29:25,193 --> 01:29:27,736
I've always loved you.
991
01:31:30,151 --> 01:31:33,069
Jenna's waiting for you in the closet.
992
01:31:44,123 --> 01:31:45,999
Matty.
993
01:31:52,924 --> 01:31:55,217
Your really know What you're doing.
994
01:31:55,760 --> 01:31:58,011
Come on.
995
01:31:59,138 --> 01:32:01,890
- Sorry' I forgot my scarf.
- You know what?
996
01:32:02,058 --> 01:32:06,228
Your can be the pot and kettle
all by yourself from now on' biatch.
997
01:32:06,395 --> 01:32:07,812
Come on, Matt.
998
01:32:07,980 --> 01:32:10,232
- What did you call me?
- We're gonna be late.
999
01:32:10,399 --> 01:32:12,275
- For what?
- You'll see.
1000
01:33:05,788 --> 01:33:07,664
A Razzle' Mr. Flamhaff?
1001
01:33:07,832 --> 01:33:10,208
Thank your, Mrs. Flamhaff.
78204
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