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[SIRENS BLARING]
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OCTAVIUS:
It's not that kind of suit, Mr. O'Hirn.
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You will never
be able to remove it.
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But it's tough, right, doc?
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Indeed.
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But your skin
will fuse to the armor.
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A thick, titanium resin armor.
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A permanent change.
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Is it me, or is your boy trying
to talk my boy outta this?
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Look, O'Hirn.
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You'll be tough.
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Tough enough to bring down
you-know-who.
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Then what's the holdup?
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[SCREAMING]
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NORMAN:
Let it finish, Otto.
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You owe me a success.
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No more flukes like the Sandman.
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I need supermercenaries
I can mass-produce...
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no matter how many thugs
we have to go through.
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Or how many doctors.
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[SCREAMING]
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What's with the jungle look?
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Uh, the animal kingdom
offers many useful ideas.
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That armor is a part of him now,
a thick, impenetrable hide.
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The extras up top there
provide offensive capabilities,
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making him unstoppable.
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The good doctor has his quirks,
but this approaches competence.
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Your Mr. Lincoln
will be pleased.
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Ixnay, we don't
ever use the L-word.
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Call him the Big Man.
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O'HIRN:
What's goin' on?
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HAMMERHEAD:
Mind your own business, O'Hirn.
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Right.
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My business.
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Better get to it, then.
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[
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'Cause the Rhino don't wanna
keep Spider-Man waitin'!
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[CAR ALARMS SOUNDING]
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[
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Livin' on the edgeFighting crime, spinning webs
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Swinging fromThe highest ledge
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He can leap above our heads
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
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Ah, ah, ahAh, ah, ah
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Villains on the riseAnd the city's victimized
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Looking up with no surpriseArriving in the speed of time
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Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
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Ah, ah, ahAh, ah, ah
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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Spectacular
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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SpectacularSpectacular Spider-Man
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[
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Hit it, go
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Help, police!
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Must be 2000 in here.
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Score!
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PUNK:
Yeah, and Spidey's too busy
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popping big bads
to worry about us.
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Ta-da!
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Say my name,
and I magically appear.
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Okay, you should
fasten your seatbelt.
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And you should pull over.
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Right, o-okay, yeah--
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No way!
[TIRES SCREECHING]
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[SIRENS BLARING]
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[GRUNTS]
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Surf's up!
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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Yee-haw!
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EDDIE:
So, uh, guess it's Fall Formal time in Midtown.
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Pete ask you yet?
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Pete says he isn't going.
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Tell you what.
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Let me be your date.
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I'll even dance.
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PARKER:
Uh, you don't even have to dance.
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Plus, if you say yes,
I promise to stop asking.
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Parker!
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I pay you for front-page
material.
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This stuff belongs
back with the funnies.
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PARKER:
So you don't want 'em?
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Not the point. What is
the point? Here's the point!
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Quit harassing my secretary
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and get me a Page 1
web-head blowout!
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Trust me, Mr. Jameson,
when Spidey goes into action,
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I'll be there.
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Listen, you insufferable whelp!
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When your publisher--
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You! Benny!
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I said corned beef not pastrami!
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What? You wanna give me gas?
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You're only four years older.
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When you're 70 and I'm 66,
I'll seem quite the catch.
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Ha-ha. All right,
I'll think about it.
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That's great!
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You won't regret it.
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It's just a maybe.
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]
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[
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Wahoo!
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I'm wearing her down.
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Ha-ha. Goodness, what's this?
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It's a great day.
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For starters,
I sold more pics.
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Here's 90 percent
to pay the bills.
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And 10 percent for
my new camera fund.
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And that's not even
the best news.
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I'm going to the formal,
Aunt May. I got a date.
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Almost, for sure.
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That's wonderful, Peter.
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I had hoped
you'd change your mind.
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So I took in your uncle's tuxedo
to save you money on a rental.
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The corsage and car service
will be expensive enough.
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Oh, car service?
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Ah, this'll barely pay
for the corsage.
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What am I gonna do?
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I can't ask Betty
to take the bus.
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Betty?
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Who's Betty?
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[HORNS HONKING]
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AUNT MAY:
Miss Brant?
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I'm May Parker, Peter's aunt.
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Might I buy you a cup of coffee?
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Well, it's official.
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I'm going to the Fall Formal
with Glory Grant. Ha-ha.
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I can top that,
I'm almost definitely going
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with Betty Brant. Ha-ha.
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Hey, Grant, Brant.
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Our girls rhyme.
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Puny Parker's got a date?
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Right!
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You wouldn't
know her, Flash.
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She's 20 years old and hot.
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Come on,
at least tell a good lie.
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Bet you show up
without any date.
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Or you don't show up at all.
I'll take that bet.
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Loser dresses as
a cheerleader for Halloween.
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You're on.
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Oh, look,
my girl's texting me now.
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[BEEPS]
Having coffee with Aunt May.
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Um, how old did you say
your girl was?
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[CHUCKLING]
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I gotta go.
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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No one goes up to the Bugle
without a pass, sir.
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Make an exception.
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[ELEVATOR DINGS, MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hit 22, please.
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These don't work so good
on the little buttons.
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Actually, uh, 22's
already pressed, uh, so...
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You're going to the Bugle?
Ha-ha.
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Yeah, your name
ain't Parker, is it?
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Ha-ha. No point
in paying the city prices,
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when there's perfectly good
coffee here.
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I do appreciate a sensible girl.
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[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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Bring me Peter Parker!
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What does that awful man
want with my nephew?
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Shh. We'll ask Peter later.
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RHINO:
I ain't stupid.
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Peter Parker takes all
the web-creep's pictures.
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[
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I've gotta hurry.
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Before Aunt May
destroys everything.
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Who do you think you are?
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Oh, or what do you
think you are?
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I'll give you 15 seconds
to write me a check
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for these damages or--
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I-I mean,
how may I be of service?
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Peter Parker!
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Now.
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[
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JAMESON:
Uh, don't-- Parker?
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Uh, Parker the photographer?
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Oh, uh, never met the guy.
No address, either.
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Only makes contact by e-mail.
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[GRUNTS]
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What a fine, brave man
to protect my nephew that way.
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I'm glad Peter's found
such good people to work with.
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But you're too old
for him, dear.
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[GASPS]
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[
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What do you think, I'm stupid?
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Well,
you are dressed stupid.
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTING]
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Put me down.
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It's for your own safety,
picklepuss.
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What do you want with Parker?
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You. Just you.
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And payback for all the times
you took me down.
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O'Hirn?
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Not anymore.
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Call me Rhino.
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Hey, watch it,
glass doors are expensive.
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[GRUNTS]
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Your goop's useless now, creep.
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First Marko becomes Sandman,
now this?
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What's the Big Man's next move?
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Turning Flash Thompson
into the Belligerent Bug-Zapper?
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[GRUNTS]
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[GRUNTS]
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If I can't stop this bruiser,
maybe 2 feet of concrete will.
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[GRUNTING]
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No!
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[SIRENS BLARING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Ha-ha. Thrill ride.
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Attention Rhino.
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Lay down flat...
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in your crater.
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And keep your handswhere we can see them.
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You see 'em now?
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[
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[ALL SHOUT]
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[GRUNTS]
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This one's mine, detective.
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Hey, needle-nose!
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The party's over here.
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Ha-ha. You like being hunted,
freak?
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Would you please
look who's talking?
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I may be a freak,
but I'm not a coward!
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Even the old O'Hirn
never ran away scared!
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I'm scared all right.
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Scared some bystander
will get hurt.
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Gotta lure rawhide
someplace deserted.
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Hurry up, hippo!
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Whoa!
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But where do you find deserted
in a city of 8 million?
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[GRUNTS]
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Stupid truck.
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Made me lose Spider-creep.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[YELPS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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Ugh. That's gonna leave a mark.
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[GROANS]
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[GRUNTS]
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This always works
in the cartoons.
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Oh, television
so cannot be trusted.
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[GRUNTS]
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Remember what I did
to them bowling balls?
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[
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Wait, wait.
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What?
Weight.
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[GRUNTS]
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Where'd you go?
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[PANTING]
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[GRUNTING]
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How's that for confident?
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He stops to satisfy
before smashing me.
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Unless it's not confidence.
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Okay, break's over.
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[
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Ha. You missed.
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Over here, Moose.
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Let's play follow the leader.
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Think you can hide
from me down there?
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Think again.
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Whew!
264
00:14:29,476 --> 00:14:30,541
Hot enough for you?
265
00:14:30,544 --> 00:14:32,211
Come on, you big lug,
266
00:14:32,216 --> 00:14:33,916
let's go for a run.
267
00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:36,220
[GROWLING]
268
00:14:43,943 --> 00:14:45,710
[SCREAMS]
269
00:14:46,849 --> 00:14:48,483
[GROANING]
270
00:14:48,487 --> 00:14:51,855
SPIDER-MAN:
Can't help noticing you've stopped spouting off.
271
00:14:51,862 --> 00:14:53,195
[PANTING]
272
00:14:53,199 --> 00:14:54,198
What's the matter?
273
00:14:54,201 --> 00:14:56,601
Mouth a little dry?
274
00:14:56,606 --> 00:14:59,774
[
]
275
00:15:06,863 --> 00:15:08,931
[CAR ALARMS SOUNDING]
276
00:15:12,008 --> 00:15:14,610
See, my mistake was trying to
crack open that hide of yours.
277
00:15:14,616 --> 00:15:17,551
Ha. Nothing can do that.
278
00:15:17,557 --> 00:15:18,489
Big Man's guys told me.
279
00:15:18,492 --> 00:15:21,326
I'm impenetrable.
280
00:15:21,332 --> 00:15:25,067
Too true. And if nothing can
penetrate, you can't perspire.
281
00:15:25,074 --> 00:15:27,241
Your face is sweating
for your whole body.
282
00:15:27,246 --> 00:15:29,379
It's probably enough
under most conditions.
283
00:15:29,384 --> 00:15:31,417
But in a steam tunnel...
284
00:15:31,422 --> 00:15:33,156
I gotta...get outta here...
285
00:15:33,160 --> 00:15:36,061
[PANTING]
286
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,071
Yeah, good luck with that.
287
00:15:56,849 --> 00:15:57,682
[SCREAMS]
288
00:15:57,685 --> 00:15:59,585
[PANTS]
289
00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,063
[PANTING]
290
00:16:04,066 --> 00:16:05,332
Come one, come all.
291
00:16:05,336 --> 00:16:06,502
Before your very eyes,
292
00:16:06,506 --> 00:16:09,473
the world's largest
dehydrated turtle.
293
00:16:09,479 --> 00:16:11,913
I swear I'm gonna crush you.
294
00:16:11,918 --> 00:16:14,852
Promised Big Man I'd crush you.
295
00:16:14,858 --> 00:16:17,325
Crush you...crush you...
296
00:16:17,331 --> 00:16:19,665
I'll crush you...
297
00:16:19,670 --> 00:16:22,071
Are we losing it a bit,
Alexander?
298
00:16:22,076 --> 00:16:24,776
Only Mama calls me Alexander.
299
00:16:24,782 --> 00:16:26,882
You're not my mama.
300
00:16:26,887 --> 00:16:29,788
Not my mama...mama...
301
00:16:29,794 --> 00:16:32,428
Yes, I think we are.
302
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:33,266
Mama?
303
00:16:33,269 --> 00:16:36,570
Do I have to
go to school?
304
00:16:36,577 --> 00:16:39,978
So, Alexander, tell Mama:
305
00:16:39,985 --> 00:16:41,485
Who's the Big Man?
306
00:16:41,489 --> 00:16:43,122
Ixnay.
307
00:16:43,126 --> 00:16:46,227
We don't ever use the B-word.
308
00:16:46,233 --> 00:16:50,368
Call him, Mr. Lincoln.
309
00:16:52,414 --> 00:16:54,315
[GROANS]
310
00:16:54,319 --> 00:16:56,918
You're gonna need a crane.
311
00:16:56,924 --> 00:16:58,090
[SIRENS BLARING]
312
00:16:58,093 --> 00:16:59,960
HAMMERHEAD:
I'm impressed.
313
00:16:59,965 --> 00:17:02,266
Rhino's still underground.
314
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:04,537
And OsCorp's already
got the contract
315
00:17:04,542 --> 00:17:06,909
to build his prison cell.
316
00:17:06,915 --> 00:17:09,282
After our success
containing Sandman,
317
00:17:09,287 --> 00:17:12,122
whom else would the city call?
318
00:17:12,128 --> 00:17:15,863
Meaning you get paid
comin' and goin'.
319
00:17:15,870 --> 00:17:16,702
Sweet.
320
00:17:16,705 --> 00:17:19,539
Very.
But these midtown brawls...
321
00:17:19,545 --> 00:17:22,580
People are beginning
to ask questions.
322
00:17:22,586 --> 00:17:25,553
Best to let things
cool off for a bit.
323
00:17:25,559 --> 00:17:27,159
We cool off,
324
00:17:27,163 --> 00:17:29,062
when the Big Man says so, see?
325
00:17:29,067 --> 00:17:31,735
Or do you want people
to know who created
326
00:17:31,740 --> 00:17:33,907
Freak 1 and Freak 2?
327
00:17:33,912 --> 00:17:38,782
Please, there's nothing to trace
them back to OsCorp or myself.
328
00:17:38,791 --> 00:17:40,157
Really?
329
00:17:40,161 --> 00:17:42,393
Tell that to Dr. Octavius.
330
00:17:42,398 --> 00:17:43,899
Hey, Dad,
great news!
331
00:17:43,903 --> 00:17:46,069
I got straight A's
on my midterms.
332
00:17:46,074 --> 00:17:48,175
I made the varsity football
team, first-string.
333
00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:49,545
I have a date to
tonight's formal
334
00:17:49,549 --> 00:17:51,349
with one of the hottest girls--
Harry.
335
00:17:51,353 --> 00:17:52,719
Can't you see I'm in a meeting?
336
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,757
Get out.
337
00:17:54,762 --> 00:17:55,794
Yes, sir.
338
00:17:55,797 --> 00:17:57,363
Sorry.
339
00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:59,935
Didn't mean to interrupt.
340
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:01,873
[
]
341
00:18:01,878 --> 00:18:04,512
JAMESON:
That wall-crawler's as bad as the Rhino.
342
00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:06,451
I'll sue 'em blind!
343
00:18:06,456 --> 00:18:08,523
Is it, uh, safe to come out yet?
344
00:18:08,528 --> 00:18:11,462
Peter, were you here
this whole time?
345
00:18:11,468 --> 00:18:12,200
I-i-i-it's okay.
346
00:18:12,203 --> 00:18:13,536
I was hiding.
347
00:18:13,540 --> 00:18:14,405
I-I'm good at hiding.
348
00:18:14,408 --> 00:18:17,475
I can also be very heroic,
honest.
349
00:18:17,481 --> 00:18:19,648
Could we talk for a minute?
350
00:18:19,653 --> 00:18:22,488
About tonight,
I can't go with you.
351
00:18:22,494 --> 00:18:26,529
I'm-- I'm too old for you,
and it's just too weird.
352
00:18:26,536 --> 00:18:27,836
You think I'm weird?
353
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:29,372
Oh, no, you're not weird, Peter.
354
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:30,909
It's weird.
355
00:18:30,913 --> 00:18:34,014
I'm sorry.
356
00:18:34,021 --> 00:18:36,354
Oh, dear.
357
00:18:36,359 --> 00:18:38,994
How disappointing. I imagine
you need some time alone.
358
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:40,499
I'll find my own way home.
359
00:18:40,503 --> 00:18:42,737
PETER:
I gotta make somethinggo right.
360
00:18:42,742 --> 00:18:44,175
Uh, Mr. Foswell?
361
00:18:44,179 --> 00:18:47,647
Do you know anything
about a Mr. Lincoln?
362
00:18:47,653 --> 00:18:49,219
Our 16th President?
363
00:18:49,224 --> 00:18:50,223
Uh, not-- Not that Lincoln.
364
00:18:50,226 --> 00:18:54,461
This one might also go
by the name, Big Man?
365
00:18:54,469 --> 00:18:57,237
Bah. You must mean
L. Thompson Lincoln.
366
00:18:57,242 --> 00:18:59,276
Yeah, a rumor surfaces
every few years
367
00:18:59,281 --> 00:19:01,414
that he's some kind
of crime lord,
368
00:19:01,419 --> 00:19:02,918
but, hey, I checked it out.
369
00:19:02,922 --> 00:19:06,291
Lincoln looks a little odd,
but he's one of the good guys.
370
00:19:06,298 --> 00:19:08,665
A true philanthropist.
Straight as they come.
371
00:19:08,670 --> 00:19:10,470
Hey, if there is
a Big Man out there,
372
00:19:10,475 --> 00:19:13,676
his name's not Lincoln.
373
00:19:13,682 --> 00:19:14,447
[GRUNTS]
374
00:19:14,450 --> 00:19:15,516
[LOUD THUD]
375
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:16,419
[JAMESON GROANS]
376
00:19:23,638 --> 00:19:24,905
[BOTH GRUNT]
377
00:19:31,523 --> 00:19:32,789
I'm here to see Mr. Lincoln.
378
00:19:32,793 --> 00:19:34,626
Then you should
make an appointment.
379
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,565
But perhaps
we'll make an exception
380
00:19:36,569 --> 00:19:38,435
for the hero of the day.
381
00:19:38,440 --> 00:19:41,275
I am L. Thompson Lincoln.
382
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,246
Please, you're the Big Man.
383
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:46,018
In my life,
I've been called many names.
384
00:19:46,025 --> 00:19:49,025
My favorite is Tombstone.
385
00:19:49,031 --> 00:19:50,064
Back off!
386
00:19:50,068 --> 00:19:51,467
I just took down the Rhino.
387
00:19:51,471 --> 00:19:53,071
A pale guy in a suit
doesn't stand a--
388
00:19:53,075 --> 00:19:54,007
[GRUNTS]
389
00:19:56,281 --> 00:19:57,715
[GRUNTS]
390
00:19:57,719 --> 00:19:58,918
Don't move.
391
00:19:58,922 --> 00:20:00,155
Just listen.
392
00:20:00,159 --> 00:20:03,994
And I'll teach you
the facts of life.
393
00:20:06,639 --> 00:20:08,940
The Big Man,
whomever he might be,
394
00:20:08,946 --> 00:20:10,779
has nothing against heroes.
395
00:20:10,783 --> 00:20:14,519
No hero can thwart enough crime
to dent his income.
396
00:20:14,526 --> 00:20:16,092
But you--
397
00:20:16,096 --> 00:20:18,462
You frighten criminals
off the street entirely.
398
00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,837
Except when you're off battling
the likes of the Rhino.
399
00:20:21,843 --> 00:20:24,343
Then the Big Man's profitable
army of petty thugs
400
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:28,318
think themselves beneath
the Spider-Man's notice.
401
00:20:28,325 --> 00:20:30,859
So as long as I
keep fighting crime,
402
00:20:30,865 --> 00:20:32,598
you'll keep making
bigger and ba--
403
00:20:32,602 --> 00:20:34,001
Now, you're learning.
404
00:20:34,005 --> 00:20:36,673
But there is a way out.
405
00:20:36,679 --> 00:20:38,612
Come work for me.
406
00:20:38,616 --> 00:20:41,316
You can still save the world
like a good hero.
407
00:20:41,322 --> 00:20:43,656
I'll even pay you.
408
00:20:43,661 --> 00:20:46,829
All you have to remember is to
look the other way on occasion.
409
00:20:46,835 --> 00:20:50,436
On any occasion I choose.
410
00:20:53,382 --> 00:20:55,183
I can't ever look
the other way again.
411
00:20:55,188 --> 00:20:56,888
Let's finish this.
412
00:20:56,892 --> 00:20:59,059
[SIGHS]
If you insist.
413
00:20:59,064 --> 00:21:00,898
[BUZZER SOUNDS]
414
00:21:00,903 --> 00:21:03,336
TOMBSTONE:
Spider-Man has trespassed on my property,
415
00:21:03,341 --> 00:21:07,009
assaulted my employees
and threatened my person.
416
00:21:07,016 --> 00:21:08,082
Wait.
417
00:21:08,086 --> 00:21:09,018
You can't listen to him.
418
00:21:09,021 --> 00:21:10,788
He's the bad guy. He's--
419
00:21:10,792 --> 00:21:12,592
[GRUNTING]
420
00:21:12,597 --> 00:21:14,496
Freeze, Spider-Man.
You're under--
421
00:21:14,500 --> 00:21:15,600
[GRUNTS]
422
00:21:18,943 --> 00:21:20,210
I never ran
from the cops before.
423
00:21:20,214 --> 00:21:21,781
I mean, this reeks.
424
00:21:21,785 --> 00:21:23,250
I've won all the battles
425
00:21:23,254 --> 00:21:25,588
and never came close
to winning the war.
426
00:21:25,594 --> 00:21:27,794
But Tombstone
did make one mistake.
427
00:21:27,799 --> 00:21:29,933
Now I know there is a war.
428
00:21:29,937 --> 00:21:32,337
So bring it on.
429
00:21:34,647 --> 00:21:35,947
AUNT MAY:
Oh, see?
430
00:21:35,951 --> 00:21:38,119
A perfect fit.
431
00:21:38,124 --> 00:21:39,890
But what's the point?
432
00:21:39,894 --> 00:21:41,694
Betty said no.
433
00:21:41,699 --> 00:21:43,598
Gwen's not home.
434
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:45,135
I already lost the bet
to Flash.
435
00:21:45,139 --> 00:21:47,439
Showing up alone
would just make it worse.
436
00:21:47,444 --> 00:21:50,512
Well, then isn't it lucky
that Anna Watson's niece,
437
00:21:50,519 --> 00:21:53,221
that sweet Mary Jane,
is on her way over?
438
00:21:53,226 --> 00:21:54,992
Miss Wonderful Personality...
439
00:21:54,997 --> 00:21:56,063
[SHUDDERS]
440
00:21:56,066 --> 00:21:57,532
...is coming here?
441
00:21:57,536 --> 00:21:58,969
Now?
442
00:21:58,973 --> 00:21:59,938
There she is.
443
00:21:59,942 --> 00:22:01,809
Oh, my, what a lovely dress.
444
00:22:01,813 --> 00:22:04,213
Here, I bought her corsage.
445
00:22:04,218 --> 00:22:05,851
Couldn't afford
the limousine, but--
446
00:22:05,856 --> 00:22:07,189
You planned this?
447
00:22:07,192 --> 00:22:09,459
Aunt May,
you're an evil mastermind.
448
00:22:09,465 --> 00:22:11,431
[DOORBELL RINGS]
Just answer the door, dear.
449
00:22:14,075 --> 00:22:15,508
[
]
450
00:22:15,512 --> 00:22:16,711
[GASPS]
451
00:22:16,714 --> 00:22:19,081
You mean...
452
00:22:19,087 --> 00:22:21,755
you're Mary Jane Watson?
453
00:22:21,760 --> 00:22:24,394
Ha-ha. Face it, tiger.
454
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:28,035
You just hit the jackpot.
455
00:22:28,037 --> 00:22:30,603
[
]
456
00:22:37,979 --> 00:22:39,946
[
]
457
00:22:39,996 --> 00:22:44,546
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