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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,734 --> 00:00:04,734 ONE TWO, THREE, FOUR, 2 00:00:04,734 --> 00:00:05,834 ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX. 3 00:00:05,834 --> 00:00:06,834 SHAKE IT, DUDE. 4 00:00:06,834 --> 00:00:21,801 5 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:36,501 [ Distant wailing of sirens ] 6 00:01:00,367 --> 00:01:01,934 THE FUCKER DIDN'T SHOW UP. 7 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:05,367 I KNOW. 8 00:01:08,033 --> 00:01:10,400 WE CAN GO BACK AGAIN TOMORROW NIGHT. 9 00:01:10,400 --> 00:01:12,501 I'LL DRESS UP LIKE A HUSTLER, WE CAN TRY AGAIN. 10 00:01:19,367 --> 00:01:20,300 [ Snorting ] 11 00:01:21,367 --> 00:01:22,400 YOU LOOKED HOT. 12 00:01:51,300 --> 00:01:52,300 [ Chuckling ] 13 00:01:54,167 --> 00:01:56,000 THIS IS GOING TO COST YOU $100. 14 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,634 WE WERE JUST PRETENDING, REMEMBER? 15 00:02:00,701 --> 00:02:02,300 MAYBE YOU WERE. 16 00:02:02,300 --> 00:02:03,434 [ Knocking on door ] 17 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,501 [ Knocking on door ] 18 00:02:19,901 --> 00:02:20,834 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 19 00:02:23,334 --> 00:02:24,734 BESIDES THAT. 20 00:02:24,734 --> 00:02:26,767 I BROUGHT YOU THIS. 21 00:02:26,767 --> 00:02:28,734 IT'S VERY THOUGHTFUL OF YOU. DID YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF? 22 00:02:28,734 --> 00:02:29,901 IT'S THE COP'S. 23 00:02:33,734 --> 00:02:34,767 YOU FUCKED THE COP? 24 00:02:34,767 --> 00:02:36,033 YOU SAID YOU NEEDED DNA. 25 00:02:36,033 --> 00:02:38,234 A CIGARETTE BUTT WOULD HAVE SUFFICED. 26 00:02:38,234 --> 00:02:39,300 HE DOESN'T SMOKE. 27 00:02:40,701 --> 00:02:42,067 I TOLD YOU I'D DO ANYTHING. 28 00:02:46,601 --> 00:02:48,167 I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, KID. 29 00:02:49,234 --> 00:02:50,467 YOU GOT A LOT OF... 30 00:02:50,467 --> 00:02:51,534 SPUNK. 31 00:02:52,601 --> 00:02:54,300 HOLY SHIT. 32 00:02:54,300 --> 00:02:55,734 IT'S LIKE THE MOVIES. 33 00:02:55,734 --> 00:02:57,434 I DON'T RECALL A SCENE LIKE THIS 34 00:02:57,434 --> 00:03:00,067 IN ANY FILM NOMINATED FOR BEST PICTURE. 35 00:03:00,067 --> 00:03:01,400 I ALSO FOUND OUT HIS NAME. 36 00:03:03,300 --> 00:03:04,567 KENNETH RIKERT. 37 00:03:04,567 --> 00:03:07,567 I LIFTED IT FROM THE GARBAGE WHEN HE WASN'T LOOKING. 38 00:03:07,567 --> 00:03:10,834 WHAT DO YOU KNOW, THEY CANCELLED "GAY AS BLAZES". 39 00:03:10,834 --> 00:03:13,334 SO HOW ABOUT EXPRESSING YOUR APPRECIATION? 40 00:03:13,334 --> 00:03:15,801 OOH, HE ALREADY HAS... THREE TIMES WITH ME. 41 00:03:15,801 --> 00:03:17,501 WHAT DO YOU BOTHER WITH THAT FOR? 42 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:18,701 HOW MUCH IS HE CHARGING YOU? 43 00:03:18,701 --> 00:03:20,267 100? HMM. 44 00:03:20,267 --> 00:03:21,634 HE REFUSES TO PAY THOUGH. 45 00:03:21,634 --> 00:03:22,667 I DON'T BLAME HIM. 46 00:03:22,667 --> 00:03:24,467 I WOULDN'T GIVE YOU 10 BUCKS. 47 00:03:24,467 --> 00:03:27,267 OKAY, I THINK IT'S TIME SOMEONE WAS TUCKED IN BED. 48 00:03:27,267 --> 00:03:29,400 MM-HMM. AND NOT MINE. 49 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:32,501 YOU FUCKED A MURDERER? 50 00:03:32,501 --> 00:03:35,334 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? I USED A CONDOM. 51 00:03:35,334 --> 00:03:36,868 WELL, YOUR SAFE-SEX LECTURE PAID OFF. 52 00:03:36,868 --> 00:03:38,367 SHUT THE FUCK UP! 53 00:03:38,367 --> 00:03:39,834 LET'S TRY TO STAY CALM. 54 00:03:39,834 --> 00:03:41,267 YEAH, THE PROFESSOR'S RIGHT. 55 00:03:41,267 --> 00:03:42,501 WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT? 56 00:03:42,501 --> 00:03:43,767 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO PUT HIM UP TO THIS. 57 00:03:43,767 --> 00:03:45,934 HE DIDN'T PUT ME UP TO SHIT. I WAS TRYING TO HELP. 58 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,801 YOU WERE TRYING TO IMPRESS BRIAN. 59 00:03:47,801 --> 00:03:49,534 YEAH, WELL HE WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST ONE. 60 00:03:49,534 --> 00:03:51,400 WELL, HE ALREADY HAS A BOYFRIEND. 61 00:03:52,467 --> 00:03:54,200 YOU DO? 62 00:03:54,200 --> 00:03:55,968 IN A NON-DEFINED, NON-CONVENTIONAL WAY, YEAH. 63 00:03:55,968 --> 00:03:57,367 Ben: LET'S NOT LOSE FOCUS HERE. 64 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:58,634 YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND THAT WHAT YOU DID 65 00:03:58,634 --> 00:03:59,968 WAS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS. 66 00:03:59,968 --> 00:04:01,234 THIS GUY COULD'VE KILLED YOU. 67 00:04:01,234 --> 00:04:02,801 THEY ALL COULD. WELL, IF YOU KNOW THAT 68 00:04:02,801 --> 00:04:03,834 THEN WHY DO YOU DO IT? 69 00:04:03,834 --> 00:04:05,167 I HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM. 70 00:04:05,167 --> 00:04:07,534 I WAS SEXUALIZED AT TOO EARLY AN AGE. 71 00:04:07,534 --> 00:04:10,434 IT'S EXCITING, FUN AND A GREAT WAY TO MAKE NON-REPORTABLE INCOME. 72 00:04:10,434 --> 00:04:12,734 I WOULD LIKE AN HONEST ANSWER, SMART-ASS. 73 00:04:12,734 --> 00:04:14,400 HE JUST GAVE YOU ONE. WELL, WE'RE NOT GOING TO LET YOU 74 00:04:14,400 --> 00:04:17,234 THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY. YOU'RE GOING TO STOP HUSTLING, 75 00:04:17,234 --> 00:04:18,901 YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF... 76 00:04:18,901 --> 00:04:21,267 RESPECT THE CURFEW, NOT SLEEP TILL NOON. 77 00:04:21,267 --> 00:04:22,634 GO BACK TO SCHOOL... 78 00:04:22,634 --> 00:04:23,667 THINK ABOUT YOUR FUTURE. 79 00:04:23,667 --> 00:04:25,434 CHRIST! 80 00:04:25,434 --> 00:04:27,400 I'D RATHER GET KILLED AND TOSSED IN A DUMPSTER 81 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,133 THAN LISTEN TO THE TWO OF YOU. 82 00:04:29,133 --> 00:04:30,100 FUCK. 83 00:04:45,234 --> 00:04:46,567 NICE GOING, MA AND PA. 84 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:51,267 Ted: [ Grunting ] 85 00:04:55,567 --> 00:04:57,434 TED? 86 00:04:57,434 --> 00:04:58,501 TEDDY. 87 00:04:58,501 --> 00:05:00,033 TEDDY, TEDDY, TEDDY. 88 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:01,033 I'M NOT DONE YET. 89 00:05:01,033 --> 00:05:02,067 I KNOW, I KNOW, BUT WE... 90 00:05:02,067 --> 00:05:03,100 WE'VE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR HOURS, 91 00:05:03,100 --> 00:05:05,567 [ Grunting ] BABY, AND I, UH... 92 00:05:05,567 --> 00:05:07,834 I NEVER THOUGHT I'D HEAR MYSELF SAY THIS, 93 00:05:07,834 --> 00:05:09,834 BUT I THINK I NEED A REST. 94 00:05:09,834 --> 00:05:11,267 WELL, HERE. 95 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:12,667 TAKE SOME MORE. 96 00:05:12,667 --> 00:05:15,434 NO, I-I DON'T, UH, I DON'T WANT ANY MORE, 97 00:05:15,434 --> 00:05:17,400 AND I-I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD EITHER. 98 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:18,367 [ Sniffing ] 99 00:05:19,434 --> 00:05:21,300 COME ON, EM. 100 00:05:21,300 --> 00:05:23,801 NO, I-I SAID I DON'T WANT TO. 101 00:05:23,801 --> 00:05:25,267 [ Sniffing ] BUT WASN'T IT AMAZING? 102 00:05:26,801 --> 00:05:28,534 IT WAS AMAZING, ALL RIGHT. MMM, 103 00:05:28,534 --> 00:05:30,567 LIKE SOMEONE TURNED ON THE POWER 104 00:05:30,567 --> 00:05:32,467 AND IT WENT SURGING THROUGH EVERY... 105 00:05:33,601 --> 00:05:34,868 MMM, WHAT? 106 00:05:34,868 --> 00:05:35,834 [ Chuckling ] 107 00:05:38,634 --> 00:05:40,567 EVERY NERVE? EVERY MUSCLE? 108 00:05:40,567 --> 00:05:41,968 OH, YEAH. 109 00:05:41,968 --> 00:05:43,400 YOU SEE HOW LUCID YOU ARE? 110 00:05:44,701 --> 00:05:46,100 THAT'S THE BEAUTY OF CRYSTAL. 111 00:05:46,100 --> 00:05:47,367 IT MAKES EVERYTHING... 112 00:05:47,367 --> 00:05:48,601 AH, CRYSTAL CLEAR. 113 00:05:49,834 --> 00:05:53,000 OH GOD. OH, FEEL MY DICK. 114 00:05:53,000 --> 00:05:55,434 MY DICK IS SO HARD. 115 00:05:55,434 --> 00:05:57,000 LET'S FUCK. 116 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:59,534 PLEASE, TEDDY. I JUST TOLD YOU, I... 117 00:05:59,534 --> 00:06:01,567 YOU KNOW, BEING ABLE TO SHARE THIS WITH YOU 118 00:06:01,567 --> 00:06:03,701 MEANS EVERY- THING TO ME. 119 00:06:03,701 --> 00:06:05,434 IT'S ALL I WANTED, 120 00:06:05,434 --> 00:06:08,067 FOR US TO DO THIS, TOGETHER. 121 00:06:13,434 --> 00:06:15,567 I'M GOING TO GO TAKE A SHOWER, 122 00:06:15,567 --> 00:06:17,868 BRUSH MY TEETH, 123 00:06:17,868 --> 00:06:19,567 GET THIS AWFUL TASTE OUT OF MY MOUTH. 124 00:06:19,567 --> 00:06:21,367 WELL, WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 125 00:06:21,367 --> 00:06:23,400 [ Sniffling ] I WANT TO COME. 126 00:06:28,767 --> 00:06:30,868 WELL, JERK ME OFF AT LEAST. YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT? 127 00:06:33,100 --> 00:06:36,267 MAYBE LATER. NOT LATER, NOW. 128 00:06:36,267 --> 00:06:39,167 L-LATER. OH, GOD. [ Sniffling ] 129 00:06:39,167 --> 00:06:40,133 MMM. 130 00:06:44,133 --> 00:06:45,100 [ Moaning ] 131 00:06:53,901 --> 00:06:55,267 OH YEAH. 132 00:06:56,334 --> 00:06:57,367 OH YEAH. 133 00:06:57,367 --> 00:07:00,067 THAT'S IT. MM-HMM. MMM. 134 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:03,734 Man: I TOLD YOU ALREADY, THERE WERE THREE OF US HERE. 135 00:07:06,634 --> 00:07:08,734 Horvath: WHERE'S THE GODDAMN BALLIS- TICS REPORT? 136 00:07:10,267 --> 00:07:12,901 WELL, SOMEBODY'D BETTER DO SOME DETECTIVE WORK AND FIND IT. 137 00:07:12,901 --> 00:07:15,234 I HAVEN'T GOT ALL... DAY. 138 00:07:16,367 --> 00:07:18,100 YOUR EYES ARE TIRED. 139 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:19,467 YOU'RE GETTING SLEEPY. 140 00:07:19,467 --> 00:07:21,467 WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? 141 00:07:21,467 --> 00:07:24,267 UH, THIS NEWFANGLED CONTRAP- TION'S CALLED A "CONDOM". 142 00:07:25,834 --> 00:07:27,501 YOU WANTED HARD EVIDENCE. 143 00:07:27,501 --> 00:07:28,734 IT DOESN'T GET MUCH HARDER. 144 00:07:28,734 --> 00:07:31,567 CHRIST, DON'T TELL ME YOU ACTUALLY... NO, 145 00:07:31,567 --> 00:07:34,334 NOT ME, OFFICER KRUPKE. 146 00:07:34,334 --> 00:07:35,734 THAT KID. 147 00:07:35,734 --> 00:07:36,868 THE ONE WHOSE WORD YOU WOULDN'T TAKE. 148 00:07:36,868 --> 00:07:38,200 WELL, MAYBE YOU'LL TAKE IT NOW. 149 00:07:41,334 --> 00:07:43,534 WHAT THE HELL DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO WITH THIS? 150 00:07:43,534 --> 00:07:44,801 UH, TEST IT... 151 00:07:46,033 --> 00:07:47,234 AND SEE IF IT MATCHES THE LOAD 152 00:07:47,234 --> 00:07:49,300 THAT YOU SIPHONED OUT OF DUMPSTER BOY'S ASS. 153 00:07:51,000 --> 00:07:52,467 THIS SO-CALLED COP, HAS HE GOT A NAME? 154 00:07:57,033 --> 00:07:58,100 KENNETH RIKERT. 155 00:07:59,534 --> 00:08:00,501 RING A BELL? 156 00:08:02,968 --> 00:08:03,934 HELLO? 157 00:08:06,434 --> 00:08:07,534 HE WAS AN OFFICER. 158 00:08:07,534 --> 00:08:09,067 HE WAS? 159 00:08:09,067 --> 00:08:11,934 HE RETIRED ABOUT A YEAR AGO, 160 00:08:11,934 --> 00:08:13,534 SAID HE WAS UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE. 161 00:08:13,534 --> 00:08:15,200 [ Chuckling ] 162 00:08:15,200 --> 00:08:17,367 YEAH, WELL, I'M SURE THAT MURDERING SOMEONE 163 00:08:17,367 --> 00:08:18,534 CAN BE VERY STRESSFUL. 164 00:08:18,534 --> 00:08:20,501 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 165 00:08:20,501 --> 00:08:21,567 DID HE KNOW STOCKWELL? 166 00:08:23,033 --> 00:08:24,801 YOU COULD SAY SO. 167 00:08:24,801 --> 00:08:25,934 THEY WERE PARTNERS... 168 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:28,501 FOR 15 YEARS. 169 00:08:34,834 --> 00:08:38,467 Man: HAVING SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH A PARTNER IN THE FIRM, 170 00:08:38,467 --> 00:08:42,133 USING AGENCY RESOURCES TO PRODUCE SUBVER- SIVE MATERIALS 171 00:08:42,133 --> 00:08:45,167 IN ORDER TO UNDERMINE A VALUED CLIENT. 172 00:08:46,267 --> 00:08:48,200 MR. VANCE WAS LIVID. 173 00:08:49,467 --> 00:08:51,334 LIVID, AND IF THIS IS TRUE... 174 00:08:52,434 --> 00:08:53,367 I DON'T BLAME HIM. 175 00:08:54,501 --> 00:08:56,334 WELL? 176 00:08:56,334 --> 00:08:58,467 IS IT? 177 00:08:58,467 --> 00:09:00,801 I SUPPOSE IT DEPENDS ON HOW ONE PERCEIVES THE SITUATION. 178 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,834 AND, UH, HOW DO YOU PERCEIVE IT? 179 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:05,501 MR. KINNEY AND I HAD PERSONAL RELATIONS 180 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:07,300 PRIOR TO MY INTERN- SHIP AT VANGUARD, 181 00:09:07,300 --> 00:09:09,467 SO IT'S NOT AS IF I WAS FUCKING THE BOSS. 182 00:09:09,467 --> 00:09:12,200 AS FOR PRODUCING SUBVERSIVE MATE- RIALS, I MADE SOME POSTERS 183 00:09:12,200 --> 00:09:14,634 BASED ON MY POLITICAL BELIEFS. 184 00:09:14,634 --> 00:09:17,467 I'M NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR POLITICAL BELIEFS 185 00:09:17,467 --> 00:09:18,667 OR YOUR SEXUAL RELATIONS. 186 00:09:18,667 --> 00:09:21,067 I'M INTERESTED IN THE REPUTATION OF THE SCHOOL. 187 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:24,834 YOUR BEHAVIOUR HAS JEOPARDIZED THE ENTIRE INTERNSHIP PROGRAM. 188 00:09:24,834 --> 00:09:27,501 IF IT'S ANY CONSOLATION, I WAS DOING A KICK-ASS JOB. 189 00:09:27,501 --> 00:09:30,901 YOU WILL THEREFORE APPEAR BEFORE THE DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE 190 00:09:30,901 --> 00:09:32,834 TO APOLOGIZE FOR YOUR ACTIONS. 191 00:09:32,834 --> 00:09:34,868 YOU WANT ME TO APOLOGIZE? 192 00:09:34,868 --> 00:09:37,567 IF YOU CARE TO REMAIN A STUDENT AT THIS INSTITUTE. 193 00:09:43,534 --> 00:09:45,567 Michael: YEAH, THERE. YEAH. 194 00:09:45,567 --> 00:09:47,868 [ Clearing of throat ] Melanie: OH. 195 00:09:47,868 --> 00:09:50,000 HELLO IN THERE. IT'S ME, MICHAEL... 196 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:51,234 [ Giggling ] 197 00:09:51,234 --> 00:09:53,300 BUT YOU CAN CALL ME "DAD". 198 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:54,834 YOU THINK THIS THING REALLY WORKS? 199 00:09:54,834 --> 00:09:57,501 WELL, THE ARTICLE SAID THAT PRENATAL LEARNING IS POSSIBLE. 200 00:09:57,501 --> 00:10:00,534 UM, VOICE RECOGNITION, NAMES... 201 00:10:00,534 --> 00:10:02,000 LINZ, SAY SOMETHING. YEAH. 202 00:10:02,000 --> 00:10:04,701 OH... OH, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. AH... 203 00:10:04,701 --> 00:10:06,367 YOU DON'T HAVE TO RECITE THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS, 204 00:10:06,367 --> 00:10:08,000 JUST SAY "HI". 205 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:08,968 HI. 206 00:10:10,234 --> 00:10:11,334 THIS IS YOUR OTHER MOM. 207 00:10:11,334 --> 00:10:12,300 Michael: [ Chuckling ] 208 00:10:14,901 --> 00:10:18,767 OH, UM... AND THIS IS YOUR CONCIERGE. 209 00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:20,801 I HOPE YOU'RE ENJOYING YOUR STAY. 210 00:10:20,801 --> 00:10:23,300 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, JUST HOLLER. 211 00:10:29,734 --> 00:10:31,834 I'LL COME BACK LATER. Michael: WAIT, EM. 212 00:10:31,834 --> 00:10:33,501 YOU WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO THE BABY? 213 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:37,033 I'M DON'T THINK HIS OR HER PARENTS 214 00:10:37,033 --> 00:10:39,901 WOULD LIKE HIM OR HER TO HEAR WHAT I HAVE TO SAY. 215 00:10:39,901 --> 00:10:40,868 LET'S GO. 216 00:10:44,334 --> 00:10:45,667 Melanie & Lindsay: BYE, MICHAEL. BYE. 217 00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:47,567 Melanie: [ Clearing of throat ] SEE YOU LATER. 218 00:10:47,567 --> 00:10:48,534 BYE. 219 00:10:59,434 --> 00:11:00,701 HOW LONG IS THIS GOING TO GO ON FOR? 220 00:11:00,701 --> 00:11:03,167 UNTIL THEY APOL- OGIZE TO TEDDY 221 00:11:03,167 --> 00:11:05,300 FOR NOT ACCEPTING HIS APOLOGY. 222 00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:07,701 WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR APOLOGY FOR CALLING MELANIE A CUNT? 223 00:11:07,701 --> 00:11:09,133 I'LL APOLOGIZE FOR CALLING HER A CUNT 224 00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:11,400 WHEN SHE APOLOGIZES FOR CALLING ME A SILLY FAGGOT. 225 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:14,701 THEY ARE YOUR FRIENDS AND YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THEY LOVE YOU AND TED. 226 00:11:14,701 --> 00:11:16,868 THEN THEY COULD'VE SHOWN SOME UNDERSTANDING. 227 00:11:16,868 --> 00:11:18,567 SO HE USED CRYSTAL. 228 00:11:18,567 --> 00:11:21,934 OKAY? I MEAN, HE'S HARDLY THE ONLY ONE. 229 00:11:21,934 --> 00:11:24,634 I'M SURE HALF THE PEOPLE IN THIS COMMUNITY HAVE TRIED IT. 230 00:11:24,634 --> 00:11:26,234 I HAVEN'T. WELL, IF YOU HAD, 231 00:11:26,234 --> 00:11:28,167 MAYBE YOU'D REALIZE IT'S NOT SUCH A BIG DEAL. 232 00:11:30,334 --> 00:11:31,400 WHAT, ARE YOU SAYING... 233 00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:36,234 DON'T TELL ME. 234 00:11:38,167 --> 00:11:39,133 YOU DIDN'T. 235 00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,467 IT JUST HAPPENED. 236 00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:48,901 TAKING CRYSTAL DOES NOT JUST HAPPEN. 237 00:11:48,901 --> 00:11:50,801 I THOUGHT THAT IF I DID IT WITH HIM, 238 00:11:50,801 --> 00:11:53,701 HE WOULD KNOW THAT I'M NOT BEING JUDGEMENTAL 239 00:11:53,701 --> 00:11:56,901 OR... OR... OR DISAPPROVING, LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. 240 00:11:56,901 --> 00:11:58,267 OKAY? THAT... THAT... THAT HE WOULD TRUST ME 241 00:11:58,267 --> 00:12:00,000 AND KNOW THAT I LOVE HIM, 242 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:01,934 SO THAT WHEN I ASKED HIM TO STOP... 243 00:12:03,367 --> 00:12:05,100 HE WOULD. 244 00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:06,434 AND DID HE SAY HE WOULD STOP? 245 00:12:10,667 --> 00:12:12,534 HE SAID THAT... 246 00:12:12,534 --> 00:12:15,234 HE NEVER FELT SO CLOSE TO ANYONE IN HIS LIFE... 247 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:20,968 AND THAT HE CAN'T WAIT FOR US TO DO IT AGAIN. 248 00:12:29,501 --> 00:12:30,868 Justin: THEY WANT ME TO APPEAR 249 00:12:30,868 --> 00:12:33,434 IN FRONT OF THE DISCIPLINARY COMMITTEE AND APOLOGIZE, 250 00:12:33,434 --> 00:12:34,968 LIKE I DID SOMETHING WRONG. 251 00:12:34,968 --> 00:12:36,634 Brian: WELL, DIDN'T YOU? 252 00:12:36,634 --> 00:12:38,267 ARE YOU SAYING YOU AGREE WITH THEM? 253 00:12:38,267 --> 00:12:39,868 IF SOMEONE HAD TOLD ME WHAT YOU WERE UP TO, 254 00:12:39,868 --> 00:12:41,734 I WOULD HAVE FIRED YOUR ASS... 255 00:12:41,734 --> 00:12:43,667 IF I DIDN'T HAVE MY DICK INSIDE IT. 256 00:12:43,667 --> 00:12:45,334 BUT I'M NOT SORRY FOR ANYTHING. 257 00:12:46,801 --> 00:12:48,133 I'M NOT SAYING YOU SHOULD BE SORRY. 258 00:12:48,133 --> 00:12:50,033 I'M JUST SAYING YOU SHOULD APOLOGIZE. 259 00:12:50,033 --> 00:12:52,734 JUST GIVE IN TO THEM? ROLL OVER? 260 00:12:52,734 --> 00:12:54,868 WELL, DO YOU WANT TO FINISH YOUR EDUCATION AND GET A DEGREE? 261 00:12:54,868 --> 00:12:56,801 GET A GOOD JOB AND BE RICH? 262 00:12:58,133 --> 00:13:00,734 I DON'T CARE ABOUT MONEY. OKAY, 263 00:13:00,734 --> 00:13:02,868 DO YOU WANT TO HAVE THE FREEDOM TO CREATE WHAT- EVER YOU WANT 264 00:13:02,868 --> 00:13:05,234 WITHOUT HAVING TO ANSWER TO ANYONE? WHO DOESN'T? 265 00:13:05,234 --> 00:13:06,434 WELL, THEN YOU CARE ABOUT THE MONEY 266 00:13:06,434 --> 00:13:07,767 SO YOU SHOULD GO APOLOGIZE. 267 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,300 NOT FOR THEM. FOR YOU. 268 00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:15,100 Debbie: WELL, DETECTIVE HORVATH. 269 00:13:15,100 --> 00:13:17,133 OUT OF ALL THE PLACES IN GREATER PITTSBURGH, 270 00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:19,567 WHAT BRINGS YOU TO OUR HUMBLE LITTLE ESTABLISHMENT? 271 00:13:19,567 --> 00:13:20,501 I HAVE A DATE. 272 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,367 OH. AND HERE HE IS. 273 00:13:24,601 --> 00:13:25,934 WHAT, DID YOU CONVERT HIM? 274 00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:28,400 COFFEE, DEB, PLEASE. 275 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,367 YOU WERE RIGHT. 276 00:13:31,267 --> 00:13:32,400 THOSE ARE MY THREE FAVOURITE WORDS 277 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:33,767 AFTER "NINE INCHES CUT". 278 00:13:33,767 --> 00:13:35,934 ABOUT WHAT? 279 00:13:35,934 --> 00:13:37,234 UM, THE CREAM. 280 00:13:37,234 --> 00:13:38,467 WHAT, DID IT TURN? 281 00:13:38,467 --> 00:13:41,634 IT MATCHES THAT FOUND IN JASON KEMP'S RECTUM. 282 00:13:41,634 --> 00:13:44,100 FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I JUST POURED IT. 283 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,701 I'M REFERRING TO A SPERM SAMPLE FROM AN OFFICER 284 00:13:46,701 --> 00:13:49,100 THIS KID HUNTER SAID HE SAW WITH THE VICTIM. 285 00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,767 Debbie: HOLY SHIT. 286 00:13:50,767 --> 00:13:52,100 DOES THAT MEAN HE'S THE KILLER? 287 00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:54,367 IT MEANS HE HAD ANAL INTERCOURSE WITH HIM 288 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,367 ON THE NIGHT HE WAS MURDERED. 289 00:13:55,367 --> 00:13:56,968 IS IT ENOUGH TO MAKE HIM A SUSPECT? 290 00:13:56,968 --> 00:13:58,868 NOT NECESSARILY. WE HAD A DEAL. 291 00:13:58,868 --> 00:14:00,567 YOU SAID IF I BROUGHT YOU HARD EVIDENCE, 292 00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:01,734 YOU'D RE-OPEN THE CASE. 293 00:14:01,734 --> 00:14:03,200 I KNOW WHAT I SAID. 294 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,033 WELL, I UPHELD MY END AND SO DID HUNTER, 295 00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:06,868 NOW IT'S YOUR TURN. 296 00:14:06,868 --> 00:14:07,834 SORRY, KINNEY. 297 00:14:08,901 --> 00:14:10,033 IT'S STILL NOT ENOUGH. 298 00:14:12,701 --> 00:14:13,667 UH... 299 00:14:20,601 --> 00:14:22,667 STILL SEARCHING FOR THAT EXQUISITE TURN OF PHRASE 300 00:14:22,667 --> 00:14:25,534 THAT IN FIVE WORDS OR LESS EXPRESSES THE ESSENCE 301 00:14:25,534 --> 00:14:26,968 OF WHAT YOUR CHARACTER'S FEELING? 302 00:14:26,968 --> 00:14:28,534 I'M FRUSTRATED AS SHIT. 303 00:14:30,334 --> 00:14:32,367 ONLY FOUR, CONGRATULATIONS. 304 00:14:32,367 --> 00:14:33,534 NOW COME TO BED. 305 00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:42,067 IT MUST BE HARD TO CONCENTRATE ON YOUR WRITING 306 00:14:42,067 --> 00:14:43,767 OR ANYTHING ELSE FOR THAT MATTER 307 00:14:43,767 --> 00:14:45,334 WHEN YOUR MIND IS ON OTHER THINGS. 308 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,400 HMM? 309 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:49,200 CASE IN POINT. 310 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:51,167 SORRY, MICHAEL, IT'S JUST THAT AFTER WHAT HE DID, 311 00:14:51,167 --> 00:14:53,534 IT'S OBVIOUS WE'RE NOT GETTING THROUGH TO HIM. 312 00:14:53,534 --> 00:14:55,801 HE'S STILL HUS- TLING, HE'S STILL COMING HOME WHEN- EVER HE PLEASES, 313 00:14:55,801 --> 00:14:57,767 HE WON'T EVEN DISCUSS THE POSSIBILITY 314 00:14:57,767 --> 00:14:59,133 OF GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. WELL, AREN'T YOU THE ONE 315 00:14:59,133 --> 00:15:00,868 WHO SAID THESE THINGS TAKE TIME? 316 00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:02,501 IT CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS INDEFINITELY. 317 00:15:02,501 --> 00:15:04,200 Michael: WELL, WE'RE DOING THE BEST WE CAN. 318 00:15:04,200 --> 00:15:06,300 Ben: WELL, MAYBE OUR BEST ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH. 319 00:15:06,300 --> 00:15:09,801 MAYBE HE'D BE BETTER OFF WITH SOMEONE ELSE. 320 00:15:09,801 --> 00:15:12,000 Michael: THERE ISN'T ANYONE ELSE. IT'S JUST US. 321 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:15,234 Ben: AND WE'RE IN OVER OUR HEADS, THANKS TO ME 322 00:15:15,234 --> 00:15:18,067 BECAUSE I HAD TO SAVE THE WORLD. 323 00:15:18,067 --> 00:15:20,100 Michael: NOT THE WORLD, JUST ONE KID. 324 00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:22,367 Ben: MICHAEL, WE'RE NOT HELPING HIM. 325 00:15:24,100 --> 00:15:26,133 AND WHAT'S MORE, HE DOESN'T WANT OUR HELP. 326 00:15:26,133 --> 00:15:29,033 SO I THINK WE SHOULD JUST ADMIT OUR FAILURE... 327 00:15:31,801 --> 00:15:32,767 AND LET HIM GO. 328 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,767 [ Mixed chatter ] 329 00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,067 Man 1: THAT'S A BIT STEEP. 330 00:15:38,434 --> 00:15:39,634 Man 2: COME ON. 331 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:40,767 IT'S ONLY 100 BUCKS. 332 00:15:42,033 --> 00:15:43,200 YOU'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME. 333 00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:45,567 [ Chuckling ] 334 00:15:49,834 --> 00:15:51,868 YOUR VERY BEST SCOTCH, IN A CLEAN GLASS. 335 00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:53,067 WELL, THINK ABOUT IT. 336 00:15:56,100 --> 00:15:58,100 ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE? 337 00:15:58,100 --> 00:16:00,067 I DON'T ACCEPT DRINKS FROM STRANGERS. 338 00:16:00,067 --> 00:16:02,534 HUH. THAT MUST BE THE FIRST TIME THOSE WORDS 339 00:16:02,534 --> 00:16:03,467 HAVE BEEN SPOKEN IN HERE. 340 00:16:09,601 --> 00:16:11,734 YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE FROM THE OTHER NIGHT. 341 00:16:11,734 --> 00:16:13,634 YOU HAVE A GOOD MEMORY. I'M IMPRESSED. 342 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:17,634 SAY, WHILE YOU'RE AT IT... 343 00:16:21,501 --> 00:16:22,567 YOU REMEMBER HIM? 344 00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,434 CAN'T SAY I DO. 345 00:16:35,567 --> 00:16:36,734 HE USED TO COME HERE. 346 00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:40,200 HE HAD A REALLY HOT ASS. 347 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:41,167 WOULDN'T KNOW. 348 00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,868 THAT'S STRANGE 'CAUSE COPS FOUND YOUR LOAD UP IT. 349 00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,300 HEY, WHERE'RE YOU GOING? 350 00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,100 YOUR DRINK JUST GOT HERE. 351 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,267 I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL YOU ARE, 352 00:16:52,267 --> 00:16:54,000 OR WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE UP TO... 353 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,868 YEAH, HOW RUDE OF ME NOT TO INTRODUCE MYSELF. 354 00:16:57,534 --> 00:16:59,634 BRIAN KINNEY, CONCERNED CITIZEN. 355 00:16:59,634 --> 00:17:01,634 YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG GUY. 356 00:17:01,634 --> 00:17:05,467 FORGIVE ME. I THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE KENNETH RIKERT, 357 00:17:08,133 --> 00:17:11,067 1737 VISTA COURT LANE. 358 00:17:13,734 --> 00:17:15,133 THAT KID YOU PICKED UP OUT FRONT 359 00:17:15,133 --> 00:17:16,801 THE OTHER NIGHT? 360 00:17:16,801 --> 00:17:18,067 WHAT A RASCAL. 361 00:17:20,434 --> 00:17:23,667 HE ALSO SNATCHED THE CONDOM YOU USED... 362 00:17:25,534 --> 00:17:26,501 AND GUESS WHAT? 363 00:17:28,634 --> 00:17:30,200 POLICE DID A LITTLE SCIENCE PROJECT 364 00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:32,400 AND, UH, YOUR LITTLE SWIMMERS, 365 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:35,634 AND THE ONES THEY FOUND IN DUMPSTER BOY'S ASS 366 00:17:35,634 --> 00:17:37,801 ARE MEMBERS OF THE SAME TEAM. 367 00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,701 [ Clinking of glasses ] 368 00:17:47,701 --> 00:17:48,667 BOTTOMS UP. 369 00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:57,033 SO JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY... 370 00:17:59,767 --> 00:18:00,868 WHY'D YOU KILL HIM? 371 00:18:02,234 --> 00:18:03,367 WHAT? AN ACCIDENT? 372 00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,567 THINGS GET A LITTLE OUT OF HAND? 373 00:18:10,100 --> 00:18:11,767 DID HE FIGURE OUT YOU'RE A COP, 374 00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:12,801 AND TRY AND BLACKMAIL YOU? 375 00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,634 I MEAN, THAT MUST BE WHY YOU RESIGNED. 376 00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:18,400 WAS THAT YOUR IDEA... 377 00:18:18,400 --> 00:18:20,234 OR STOCKWELL'S? 378 00:18:20,234 --> 00:18:21,234 SHUT UP. 379 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,834 DID YOU GO TO HIM AND CONFESS THE WHOLE THING? 380 00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:28,000 HE PROMISED TO PROTECT YOU IF YOU QUIT THE FORCE? 381 00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:29,267 THAT'S REAL LOYALTY. 382 00:18:30,467 --> 00:18:32,033 ON THE OTHER HAND, MAYBE HE FIGURED 383 00:18:32,033 --> 00:18:35,534 IF IT CAME OUT THAT HIS FRIEND AND PARTNER 384 00:18:35,534 --> 00:18:37,767 IS A MURDERER AND A FAG, 385 00:18:37,767 --> 00:18:39,100 IT MIGHT KILL, SO TO SPEAK... 386 00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:42,334 HIS CHANCE TO BE MAYOR. 387 00:18:42,334 --> 00:18:43,701 I SAID SHUT UP. 388 00:18:46,100 --> 00:18:49,934 I'M SURE IF YOU WERE TO CONFESS, 389 00:18:49,934 --> 00:18:52,534 EVERYONE WOULD BE MORE THAN SYMPATHETIC. 390 00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,767 AFTER ALL, YOU WANTED TO DO THE RIGHT THING, RIGHT? 391 00:18:57,767 --> 00:19:07,901 392 00:19:07,901 --> 00:19:09,667 Ben: WE'LL WISH HIM LUCK AND SAY WE THINK 393 00:19:09,667 --> 00:19:11,467 THIS IS THE BEST THING FOR ALL OF US. 394 00:19:11,467 --> 00:19:12,434 I GUESS. 395 00:19:14,234 --> 00:19:15,167 HEY. 396 00:19:18,300 --> 00:19:19,968 Ben: DID YOU WANT SOME BREAKFAST? 397 00:19:19,968 --> 00:19:21,801 I ALREADY ATE. 398 00:19:21,801 --> 00:19:24,267 I DIDN'T SEE ANY DIRTY DISHES IN THE SINK. 399 00:19:24,267 --> 00:19:25,400 THAT'S BECAUSE I WASHED THEM. 400 00:19:26,634 --> 00:19:28,400 YOU ALSO WASHED YOUR HAIR. 401 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,334 YEAH. 402 00:19:32,267 --> 00:19:34,033 WHAT'S THE OCCASION? GOT A DATE... 403 00:19:35,334 --> 00:19:37,234 WITH A HIGH SCHOOL PRINCIPAL. 404 00:19:37,234 --> 00:19:39,534 I'M SURE THE KIDS' PARENTS WOULD LOVE TO HEAR THAT. 405 00:19:39,534 --> 00:19:41,801 I'M THINKING ABOUT GOING BACK TO SCHOOL. 406 00:19:44,901 --> 00:19:45,868 REALLY? 407 00:19:46,934 --> 00:19:47,901 Ben: [ Chuckling ] 408 00:19:49,601 --> 00:19:51,267 THAT IS, UH, YOU'RE NOT... YOU'RE NOT JUST SAYING THAT? 409 00:19:53,000 --> 00:19:54,367 THERE'S NO HARM CHECKING IT OUT. 410 00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:56,634 RIGHT. 411 00:20:04,334 --> 00:20:06,067 [ Gibberish ] 412 00:20:06,067 --> 00:20:07,334 THERE YOU ARE. 413 00:20:07,334 --> 00:20:09,033 WHOO-HOO, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 414 00:20:09,033 --> 00:20:11,167 DIDN'T REALIZE IT WAS GOING TO BE SO FANCY- SCHMANCY. 415 00:20:11,167 --> 00:20:12,133 [ Chuckling ] 416 00:20:17,834 --> 00:20:20,033 [ Growling ] 417 00:20:20,033 --> 00:20:22,901 YEAH, I BROUGHT A CLIENT HERE AND JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH THE PLACE. 418 00:20:22,901 --> 00:20:24,634 THEY MAKE A FENNEL PHYLLO PIE 419 00:20:24,634 --> 00:20:26,167 THAT IS TO DIE FOR. 420 00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:27,133 MMM. 421 00:20:28,234 --> 00:20:30,033 SO, UM, WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR LUNCH? 422 00:20:30,033 --> 00:20:31,133 MMM, NOTHING FOR ME. 423 00:20:32,334 --> 00:20:34,100 YOU HAVE TO EAT. NO, 424 00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:36,534 I'LL JUST WATCH YOUR FENNEL PHYLLO FEED FEST. 425 00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:37,501 [ Chuckling ] 426 00:20:43,968 --> 00:20:46,267 SO, UH, WHERE YOU BEEN? HMM. 427 00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:48,434 VISITING A FRIEND. HMM. 428 00:20:48,434 --> 00:20:50,033 MICHAEL? BRIAN? NO, MARK. 429 00:20:51,734 --> 00:20:54,367 YOUNG DOCTOR CRYSTAL. [ Chuckling ] 430 00:20:54,367 --> 00:20:57,367 SO WE DO A LITTLE TINA. 431 00:20:57,367 --> 00:21:01,067 SINCE WHEN ARE WE ON A FIRST- NAME BASIS WITH ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES? 432 00:21:01,067 --> 00:21:02,601 YOU LOVED IT TOO. 433 00:21:02,601 --> 00:21:04,767 YOU KNOW, WHAT? I... I DIDN'T LOVE IT. 434 00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:06,467 I ONLY DID IT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY 435 00:21:06,467 --> 00:21:07,767 AND I'M NEVER DOING IT AGAIN. 436 00:21:12,934 --> 00:21:14,334 WHERE THE HELL'S THAT GODDAMN WAITER? 437 00:21:19,868 --> 00:21:22,067 YOU KNOW, IT WASN'T SO LONG AGO YOU WERE A GODDAMN WAITER... 438 00:21:23,400 --> 00:21:24,601 AND A MAID... 439 00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:27,300 AND A PORN STAR... 440 00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:30,834 BUT NOW, OF COURSE, 441 00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:33,100 PLANNING PARTIES FOR EVERYONE IN TOWN. 442 00:21:33,100 --> 00:21:35,834 HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU THROW A PARTY FOR ME? 443 00:21:35,834 --> 00:21:38,601 HUH? UH, UNLESS, OF COURSE, I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH. 444 00:21:38,601 --> 00:21:40,701 WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH... 445 00:21:40,701 --> 00:21:42,901 IF YOU LOVE ME, THEN YOU'LL THROW ME A PARTY. 446 00:21:45,033 --> 00:21:47,100 FINE. YOU WANT A PARTY, 447 00:21:47,100 --> 00:21:48,467 I'LL GIVE YOU A PARTY. 448 00:21:48,467 --> 00:21:50,234 I'M HONOURED. 449 00:21:50,234 --> 00:21:52,634 SO, UH, WHAT... WHAT KIND DO YOU WANT? 450 00:21:52,634 --> 00:21:54,167 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 451 00:21:54,167 --> 00:21:56,067 SMALL, INTIMATE AFFAIR, 452 00:21:56,067 --> 00:21:57,067 TOMORROW NIGHT. 453 00:21:57,067 --> 00:22:00,934 FOR SAY, SIX OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS 454 00:22:00,934 --> 00:22:02,067 SO EVERYTHING MUST, 455 00:22:02,067 --> 00:22:04,968 MUST, MUST, BE PERFECT. 456 00:22:04,968 --> 00:22:06,267 AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR? 457 00:22:09,834 --> 00:22:10,801 CRYSTAL CLEAR. 458 00:22:11,968 --> 00:22:12,901 EXCELLENT... 459 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,634 THEN I'LL LEAVE IT IN YOUR CAPABLE HANDS. 460 00:22:17,467 --> 00:22:20,534 OH, AT LAST, THE GODDAMN WAITER. 461 00:22:20,534 --> 00:22:21,501 [ Chuckling ] 462 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,467 WHO YOU GOT A DATE WITH THIS TIME? VIC? 463 00:22:40,467 --> 00:22:42,601 I WAS HOPING YOU. 464 00:22:42,601 --> 00:22:43,567 NOT INTERESTED. 465 00:22:45,901 --> 00:22:46,868 WILL YOU LISTEN? 466 00:22:51,701 --> 00:22:53,667 TALK FAST. I GOT ICE CREAM MELTING. 467 00:22:55,334 --> 00:22:59,000 SINCE WHEN IS ICE CREAM ON YOUR DIET? 468 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:01,934 SINCE WHEN IS WHAT I EAT ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS? 469 00:23:01,934 --> 00:23:03,601 LOOK, I JUST WANT TO EXPLAIN... 470 00:23:03,601 --> 00:23:04,868 YEAH, WELL, SAVE YOUR BREATH... 471 00:23:06,567 --> 00:23:08,434 AND YOUR EXPLANATIONS. 472 00:23:08,434 --> 00:23:09,901 DEBBIE, HONEY, PLEASE... 473 00:23:09,901 --> 00:23:11,834 DON'T YOU CALL ME HONEY. 474 00:23:11,834 --> 00:23:13,767 LOOK, I'M SORRY, 475 00:23:13,767 --> 00:23:15,501 BUT YOU'VE GOT TO UNDERSTAND... 476 00:23:15,501 --> 00:23:17,467 YEAH, THAT WITH ALL THE FUCKING EVIDENCE IN THE WORLD 477 00:23:17,467 --> 00:23:18,701 STARING YOU RIGHT IN THE FACE, 478 00:23:18,701 --> 00:23:22,133 YOU STILL REFUSE TO OPEN THE CASE. 479 00:23:22,133 --> 00:23:25,534 LOOK, IF I PRO- CEED WITH THIS INVESTIGATION, 480 00:23:25,534 --> 00:23:27,167 AND IT TURNS OUT THAT STOCKWELL 481 00:23:27,167 --> 00:23:29,267 IS ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT HIS FORMER PARTNER, 482 00:23:29,267 --> 00:23:30,567 NOT TO MENTION HIMSELF... 483 00:23:30,567 --> 00:23:31,601 YOU'D BE A HERO. 484 00:23:31,601 --> 00:23:33,367 I'D BE A DEAD MAN. 485 00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:39,534 AT LEAST AS FAR AS MY FUTURE WITH THE PITTSBURGH P.D. IS CONCERNED. 486 00:23:41,067 --> 00:23:43,567 I'VE BEEN WITH THE FORCE FOR 24 YEARS. 487 00:23:43,567 --> 00:23:45,567 I CAN RETIRE SOON. 488 00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:49,133 I JUST WANT TO COLLECT MY PENSION... 489 00:23:50,634 --> 00:23:51,901 AND GO HOME. 490 00:23:56,434 --> 00:23:59,000 THEN BY ALL MEANS, CARL, THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD DO. 491 00:24:02,100 --> 00:24:03,534 GO PLANT TOMATOES IN YOUR GARDEN 492 00:24:03,534 --> 00:24:07,067 AND WATCH THE GAME FROM YOUR BARCALOUNGER. 493 00:24:09,734 --> 00:24:11,634 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I DO HAVE A DATE 494 00:24:11,634 --> 00:24:13,501 WITH A PINT OF CHOCOLATE... 495 00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:15,934 CHOCOLATE CHIP. 496 00:24:23,501 --> 00:24:25,467 Boy: I GOTTA RUN, GUYS, I'M GONNA BE LATE. 497 00:24:25,467 --> 00:24:27,400 Michael: CAN YOU BELIEVE ALL THESE FORMS? 498 00:24:27,400 --> 00:24:28,801 YOU'D THINK WE WERE APPLYING FOR A BANK LOAN. 499 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,000 OR CITIZENSHIP. 500 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:32,167 HEY, WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING... 501 00:24:32,167 --> 00:24:34,400 ASSHOLE! MAKING FRIENDS ALREADY? 502 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,234 AT LEAST NOW WE FINALLY GET TO KNOW ALL ABOUT YOU. 503 00:24:37,234 --> 00:24:38,334 NAME? HUNTER. 504 00:24:39,701 --> 00:24:41,534 HUNTER WHAT? JUST HUNTER. 505 00:24:42,767 --> 00:24:44,234 YOU THINK YOU'RE AN AGING ROCK DIVA? 506 00:24:44,234 --> 00:24:47,200 LAST NAMES TEND TO GET IN THE WAY OF MY WORK. 507 00:24:47,200 --> 00:24:49,667 FROM NOW ON, THE ONLY WORK YOU'RE DOING IS HOMEWORK. 508 00:24:49,667 --> 00:24:50,767 OUT WITH IT. 509 00:24:52,133 --> 00:24:53,701 JAMES HUNTER MONTGOMERY. 510 00:24:53,701 --> 00:24:55,367 NICE TO MEET YOU, JIMMY. 511 00:24:55,367 --> 00:24:56,300 [ Chuckling ] SHUT UP. 512 00:24:57,434 --> 00:24:58,501 WHEN WERE YOU BORN? 513 00:24:58,501 --> 00:24:59,734 I WASN'T BORN. 514 00:24:59,734 --> 00:25:01,434 MY MOTHER WAS TOO DRUNK TO GIVE BIRTH, 515 00:25:01,434 --> 00:25:02,467 SO I WAS DELIVERED. 516 00:25:02,467 --> 00:25:05,067 16 GLORIOUS YEARS AGO LAST TUESDAY. 517 00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:07,067 LAST TUESDAY? 518 00:25:07,067 --> 00:25:08,667 YOU HAD A BIRTHDAY LAST WEEK AND YOU DIDN'T TELL US? 519 00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:10,734 WE COULD'VE DONE SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE. 520 00:25:10,734 --> 00:25:13,000 LIKE BLOW OUT A CANDLE? 521 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:14,267 I BLEW THREE TRICKS THAT DAY. 522 00:25:14,267 --> 00:25:16,300 MADE 150 BUCKS. 523 00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:17,634 THAT'S WHAT I CALL CELEBRATING. 524 00:25:22,868 --> 00:25:24,734 THE PRESS HAS ENDORSED YOUR CANDIDACY. 525 00:25:24,734 --> 00:25:26,868 AND THE POLLS ALL FAVOUR YOU TO WIN. 526 00:25:26,868 --> 00:25:28,334 IT'S PRACTICALLY A SHOO-IN. 527 00:25:28,334 --> 00:25:29,868 WE ALL KNOW THE LAST WEEK OF A CAMPAIGN, 528 00:25:29,868 --> 00:25:31,701 ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN. 529 00:25:31,701 --> 00:25:33,734 LET'S NOT COUNT OUR VOTES UNTIL THEY'RE COUNTED. 530 00:25:37,634 --> 00:25:38,968 SEND HIM IN. 531 00:25:38,968 --> 00:25:41,501 WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME? 532 00:25:41,501 --> 00:25:42,434 SURE. SURE. 533 00:25:55,801 --> 00:25:57,167 THANKS FOR STOPPING BY. 534 00:25:57,167 --> 00:25:58,334 ANY TIME, JIM. 535 00:26:01,267 --> 00:26:02,367 SO WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 536 00:26:03,567 --> 00:26:05,767 I WAS THINKING MORE OF WHAT I COULD DO FOR YOU. 537 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,567 EVEN BETTER. 538 00:26:08,567 --> 00:26:10,868 I'M SURE YOU'VE BEEN FOLLOWING THE CAMPAIGN. 539 00:26:10,868 --> 00:26:13,634 NO, ACTUALLY, I'VE BEEN SO BUSY SHOPPING AND... 540 00:26:13,634 --> 00:26:14,601 BLOW-DRYING MY HAIR. 541 00:26:18,067 --> 00:26:19,767 THEY'RE PREDICTING THIS TIME NEXT WEEK, 542 00:26:19,767 --> 00:26:21,667 I'LL BE THE NEW MAYOR OF PITTSBURGH. 543 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:22,868 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 544 00:26:23,968 --> 00:26:25,534 YOU DID IT. 545 00:26:25,534 --> 00:26:28,067 THANKS, IN NO SMALL PART, TO YOU. 546 00:26:28,067 --> 00:26:29,067 HAVE A SEAT. 547 00:26:29,067 --> 00:26:30,334 I'LL STAND. 548 00:26:35,167 --> 00:26:37,133 I ASKED TO SEE YOU BECAUSE... 549 00:26:37,133 --> 00:26:39,934 I WANTED TO SAY HOW MUCH I REGRET WHAT HAPPENED. 550 00:26:41,300 --> 00:26:42,801 THAT'S VERY CLASSY OF YOU. 551 00:26:42,801 --> 00:26:46,801 AND THAT PERHAPS I ACTED IN HASTE, 552 00:26:46,801 --> 00:26:48,701 MISJUDGED THE SITUATION. 553 00:26:48,701 --> 00:26:50,133 NO APOLOGIES. 554 00:26:51,334 --> 00:26:52,300 NO REGRETS. 555 00:26:53,634 --> 00:26:55,834 WE MADE A GREAT TEAM. 556 00:26:55,834 --> 00:26:57,334 YOU DID ME A GREAT SERVICE. 557 00:27:02,167 --> 00:27:04,434 ARE YOU OFFERING ME MY JOB BACK? 558 00:27:04,434 --> 00:27:05,767 I'M OFFERING YOU A FUTURE. 559 00:27:07,133 --> 00:27:09,167 THERE'S A LOT I CAN DO. EVEN MORE THAN BEFORE. 560 00:27:11,901 --> 00:27:13,834 HOW'S THAT? 561 00:27:13,834 --> 00:27:16,801 YOU ALWAYS WANTED MY BACKERS FOR YOUR CLIENT LIST. 562 00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,667 I CAN STILL DELIVER THEM... 563 00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:25,400 AND NOW YOU CAN KEEP THEM ALL TO YOURSELF. 564 00:27:30,267 --> 00:27:33,934 [ Soft jazz ♪♪♪ ] 565 00:27:33,934 --> 00:27:35,701 Ted: WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS. 566 00:27:36,767 --> 00:27:38,234 SOME ENCHANTED EVENING. 567 00:27:38,234 --> 00:27:39,868 GLAD IT MEETS WITH YOUR APPROVAL. 568 00:27:41,234 --> 00:27:44,334 MUST BE COSTING ME A PRETTY PENNY, 569 00:27:44,334 --> 00:27:46,367 BUT SINCE I DON'T HAVE A PENNY, PRETTY OR OTHERWISE... 570 00:27:46,367 --> 00:27:47,334 COST IS NO OBJECT. 571 00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:49,367 [ Clanking of utensils ] 572 00:27:57,701 --> 00:27:58,868 [ Stopping of jazz ♪♪♪ ] 573 00:28:00,934 --> 00:28:02,434 [ Up-tempo ♪♪♪ ] 574 00:28:02,434 --> 00:28:03,868 [ Knocking on door ] 575 00:28:03,868 --> 00:28:06,400 [ Gasping ] WHY, IT MUST BE OUR GUESTS. 576 00:28:12,300 --> 00:28:14,734 HEY-HEY-HEY. 577 00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:16,300 GUYS, COME ON IN. COME IN, COME IN. 578 00:28:16,300 --> 00:28:17,701 EMMETT, YOU KNOW DOCTOR MARK. 579 00:28:18,801 --> 00:28:19,767 COME ON IN, GUYS. 580 00:28:22,367 --> 00:28:25,234 IT LOOKS LIKE ELTON JOHN'S OSCAR BASH. 581 00:28:25,234 --> 00:28:28,234 THANKS TO NONE OTHER THAN PITTSBURGH'S PRE-EMINENT PARTY PLANNER 582 00:28:28,234 --> 00:28:30,133 AND OUR HOSTESS FOR THE EVENING, 583 00:28:30,133 --> 00:28:32,400 EMMETT HONEYCUTT. 584 00:28:32,400 --> 00:28:34,634 Man 1: WELL, IF WE'RE GOING TO PARTY, 585 00:28:34,634 --> 00:28:37,501 WE MIGHT AS WELL MAKE OURSELVES COMFORTABLE. 586 00:28:37,501 --> 00:28:39,767 Man 2: HEY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 587 00:28:39,767 --> 00:28:41,467 Ted: AND IF YOU'RE OBSERVANT, 588 00:28:41,467 --> 00:28:45,100 YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO DISCERN TONIGHT'S THEME. 589 00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:48,934 SEE, ALL OF EM'S DIVINE CREATIONS HAVE LITTLE THEMES TO THEM. 590 00:28:48,934 --> 00:28:50,100 HMM, I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT... 591 00:28:51,434 --> 00:28:53,567 CRYSTAL GOBLETS, CRYSTAL PLATES, 592 00:28:53,567 --> 00:28:54,667 CRYSTAL NUT DISHES, 593 00:28:54,667 --> 00:28:56,534 CRYSTAL CANDLESTICKS. 594 00:28:56,534 --> 00:28:58,701 THEN IT'S A GOOD THING I BROUGHT THIS. 595 00:28:59,868 --> 00:29:00,834 OH-H-H. [ Chuckling ] 596 00:29:02,801 --> 00:29:05,200 OH, HE'S SO MUCH MORE THOUGHTFUL THAN FLOWERS OR WINE, 597 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:06,501 WOULDN'T YOU AGREE, EM? 598 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:09,801 Mark: THERE WE GO. 599 00:29:13,667 --> 00:29:14,701 WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? 600 00:29:14,701 --> 00:29:17,200 DOCTOR MARK GAVE IT TO ME. 601 00:29:17,200 --> 00:29:19,434 I MAKE THEM MYSELF FROM MY MEDICAL SUPPLIES. 602 00:29:19,434 --> 00:29:21,067 [ Chuckling ] 603 00:29:21,067 --> 00:29:23,601 HOW NICE TO KNOW OUR INSURANCE DOLLARS AREN'T GOING TO WASTE. 604 00:29:23,601 --> 00:29:24,567 [ Chuckles ] 605 00:29:26,434 --> 00:29:28,200 Emmett: I HOPE, UH, EVERYONE 606 00:29:28,200 --> 00:29:29,934 WILL TRY THE ASPARAGUS AND GOAT CHEESE SOUFFLES? 607 00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:31,300 THEY'RE A SPECIALTY. 608 00:29:33,367 --> 00:29:34,801 Mark: I THINK THAT PIPE LOOKS A LITTLE EMPTY. 609 00:29:34,801 --> 00:29:36,968 UH, THERE'S ALSO, UM, POPCORN SHRIMP, 610 00:29:36,968 --> 00:29:39,267 AND, UH, SEARED AHI, UH, TUNA... 611 00:29:43,133 --> 00:29:51,667 612 00:29:51,667 --> 00:29:54,934 ♪ I'LL NEVER FIND SOMEONE ♪ 613 00:29:54,934 --> 00:29:59,501 ♪ QUITE AS TOUCHED AS YOU ♪ 614 00:29:59,501 --> 00:30:02,667 ♪ I'LL NEVER LOVE SOMEONE ♪ 615 00:30:02,667 --> 00:30:08,000 ♪ QUITE THE WAY THAT I... ♪ 616 00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:23,467 617 00:30:27,601 --> 00:30:29,934 Brian: AND NO SOONER DO I TALK TO RIKERT, 618 00:30:29,934 --> 00:30:31,868 THEN WHO SHOULD CALL ME BUT STOCKWELL, 619 00:30:31,868 --> 00:30:33,334 WANTING TO KISS AND MAKE UP. 620 00:30:35,234 --> 00:30:36,667 WHAT DO YOU MAKE OF THAT? 621 00:30:36,667 --> 00:30:38,300 HE HAD A CHANGE OF HEART? 622 00:30:38,300 --> 00:30:40,067 OR MAYBE THAT AFTER OUR LITTLE VISIT, 623 00:30:40,067 --> 00:30:42,767 RIKERT CALLED HIS OLD PAL, AND NOW HE'S SCARED SHITLESS. 624 00:30:42,767 --> 00:30:43,834 RIKERT'S DEAD. 625 00:30:46,534 --> 00:30:48,834 I WENT TO BRING HIM IN FOR QUESTIONING. 626 00:30:48,834 --> 00:30:50,234 I FOUND HIM IN THE GARAGE. 627 00:30:53,434 --> 00:30:55,667 HE WASHED HIS CAR AND SHOT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD. 628 00:31:06,067 --> 00:31:07,000 OH, WHAT A SHAME. 629 00:31:08,234 --> 00:31:09,200 LOOKS LIKE RAIN. 630 00:31:10,501 --> 00:31:11,601 [ Buzzing ] 631 00:31:21,701 --> 00:31:23,133 [ Clatter of movement ] 632 00:31:38,367 --> 00:31:41,367 WELL, IF IT ISN'T LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE. 633 00:31:41,367 --> 00:31:44,000 LITTLE MARY SUNSHINE DIED. 634 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,901 I'M A LITTLE MARY- GO-FUCK-YOURSELF. 635 00:31:47,434 --> 00:31:48,934 HOW WAS THE SOFA? 636 00:31:48,934 --> 00:31:51,234 WHERE'S A GOOD CHIROPRACTOR WHEN YOU NEED ONE? 637 00:31:52,334 --> 00:31:53,400 SORRY. 638 00:31:55,834 --> 00:31:57,334 WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO BE? 639 00:31:57,334 --> 00:31:58,667 IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A CAKE. 640 00:31:58,667 --> 00:32:01,100 WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE VIC MAKE YOU ONE OF HIS? 641 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:04,200 BECAUSE I WANTED AN OLD-FASHIONED BETTY CROCKER TRIPLE-LAYER, 642 00:32:04,200 --> 00:32:06,200 LIKE MY MOM USED TO MAKE. 643 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:08,567 TOO BAD IT DIDN'T TURN OUT LIKE HERS. 644 00:32:08,567 --> 00:32:10,067 IT TURNED OUT EXACTLY LIKE HERS. 645 00:32:11,133 --> 00:32:12,167 [ Snorting ] 646 00:32:12,167 --> 00:32:13,801 HMM. 647 00:32:13,801 --> 00:32:16,767 WELL, LET'S... SEE IF WE CAN EVEN IT OUT. 648 00:32:19,267 --> 00:32:22,234 HMM, IT'S JUST LIKE OLD TIMES, HUH? 649 00:32:22,234 --> 00:32:24,033 YOU AND ME. ROOMIES. 650 00:32:25,634 --> 00:32:27,534 HMM. WHAT'S THE OCCASION? 651 00:32:27,534 --> 00:32:29,801 IT'S HUNTER'S BIRTHDAY. WE'RE... WE'RE GIVING HIM A PARTY. 652 00:32:29,801 --> 00:32:31,434 DO YOU WANT TO COME? 653 00:32:31,434 --> 00:32:34,367 MMM, I WOULDN'T BE MUCH FUN. 654 00:32:35,968 --> 00:32:37,734 YOU KNOW YOU CAN STAY HERE AS LONG AS YOU WANT. 655 00:32:37,734 --> 00:32:38,901 THANKS, SWEETIE... 656 00:32:40,167 --> 00:32:41,968 BUT YOU HAVE A FULL HOUSE, 657 00:32:41,968 --> 00:32:44,834 AND I HAVE TO FACE TED. 658 00:32:44,834 --> 00:32:47,367 I SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT ON THAT LUMPY SOFA 659 00:32:47,367 --> 00:32:48,667 PREPARING WHAT TO SAY. 660 00:32:49,767 --> 00:32:50,834 THINK HE'LL LISTEN? 661 00:32:50,834 --> 00:32:52,501 I DON'T KNOW... 662 00:32:53,567 --> 00:32:54,701 BUT HE'LL DAMN WELL HEAR ME. 663 00:32:58,868 --> 00:33:00,167 THERE. 664 00:33:00,167 --> 00:33:01,801 NOW ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS FROST IT, 665 00:33:01,801 --> 00:33:03,100 AND HUNTER'LL HAVE A BIRTHDAY CAKE 666 00:33:03,100 --> 00:33:06,734 THAT WOULD MAKE BETTY AND YOUR MAMMA PROUD. 667 00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:11,467 I WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE TO THE DISCIPLINARY BOARD, 668 00:33:11,467 --> 00:33:13,834 TO THE FACULTY AND STUDENTS 669 00:33:13,834 --> 00:33:15,968 OF PITTSBURGH INSTITUTE OF FINE ARTS 670 00:33:15,968 --> 00:33:19,534 FOR ANY EMBAR- RASSMENT I MAY HAVE CAUSED THEM. 671 00:33:19,534 --> 00:33:23,167 ALSO, IF, BY MY BEHAVIOUR, 672 00:33:23,167 --> 00:33:25,367 I HAVE IN ANY WAY... 673 00:33:25,367 --> 00:33:28,767 DAMAGED THE INTERNSHIP PROGRAMME 674 00:33:28,767 --> 00:33:30,000 I AM TRULY SORRY. 675 00:33:34,067 --> 00:33:36,467 THE BOARD ACCEPTS YOUR APOLOGY, MR. TAYLOR. 676 00:33:36,467 --> 00:33:39,300 YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY TAKEN TIME TO CONSIDER YOUR BEHAVIOUR 677 00:33:39,300 --> 00:33:40,968 WHICH, REGRETTABLY, YOU DID NOT DO 678 00:33:40,968 --> 00:33:43,100 BEFORE YOU ACTED SO HASTILY 679 00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:44,801 AND INAPPROPRIATELY. 680 00:33:44,801 --> 00:33:47,200 HOWEVER, GIVEN THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION, 681 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,100 WE FEEL SOME SORT OF DISCIPLINARY ACTION IS REQUIRED. 682 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:51,801 WE THEREFORE EXPECT YOU TO WRITE A LETTER 683 00:33:51,801 --> 00:33:54,067 OF, UM, APOLOGY TO MR. GARDNER VANCE, 684 00:33:54,067 --> 00:33:55,767 EXPRESSING YOUR... 685 00:33:55,767 --> 00:33:57,400 REGRET FOR ANY EMBARRASSMENT 686 00:33:57,400 --> 00:33:58,767 YOU MAY HAVE CAUSED HIM 687 00:33:58,767 --> 00:34:00,434 OR HIS FIRM. 688 00:34:00,434 --> 00:34:04,434 FURTHERMORE, YOU WILL APOLOGIZE TO POLICE CHIEF STOCKWELL. 689 00:34:04,434 --> 00:34:05,400 NO. 690 00:34:07,868 --> 00:34:09,234 DID YOU SAY SOMETHING? 691 00:34:09,234 --> 00:34:10,901 YEAH, I WON'T DO IT. 692 00:34:10,901 --> 00:34:12,634 I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE TO STOCKWELL. 693 00:34:12,634 --> 00:34:14,534 I'M AFRAID, MR. TAYLOR... 694 00:34:15,601 --> 00:34:16,701 YOU HAVE NO CHOICE. 695 00:34:17,767 --> 00:34:18,767 NO CHOICE? 696 00:34:20,701 --> 00:34:23,534 YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE'D LIKE ME TO HAVE. 697 00:34:23,534 --> 00:34:25,367 HE'S ALREADY TAKEN AWAY MY RIGHT TO ASSEMBLE, 698 00:34:25,367 --> 00:34:26,968 MY... MY RIGHT TO FUCK... 699 00:34:26,968 --> 00:34:28,234 MY... 700 00:34:28,234 --> 00:34:31,601 THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU BEING GAY. 701 00:34:31,601 --> 00:34:32,968 YOU'RE RIGHT. 702 00:34:32,968 --> 00:34:34,534 IT'S NOT. 703 00:34:34,534 --> 00:34:35,934 IT'S ABOUT FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION 704 00:34:35,934 --> 00:34:37,968 AS A PERSON AND AN ARTIST, 705 00:34:37,968 --> 00:34:40,234 WITHOUT FEAR OF CENSURE OR REPRISAL. 706 00:34:40,234 --> 00:34:43,601 THAT'S WHY I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE TO HIM, 707 00:34:43,601 --> 00:34:45,467 HERE OR UNDER ANY OTHER CIRCUMSTANCE. 708 00:34:47,200 --> 00:34:49,000 [ Sniffling ] WHAT, YOU'RE LEAVING ALREADY? 709 00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:51,067 I GOT A TONSILLECTOMY IN AN HOUR. 710 00:34:51,067 --> 00:34:54,767 [ Chuckling ] HOW DO YOU DO IT? 711 00:34:54,767 --> 00:34:57,033 AS WITH EVERY- THING, THE SECRET IS MODERATION. 712 00:34:57,033 --> 00:34:58,133 Mark & Ted: [ Laughing ] 713 00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:03,801 Ted: OH, LOOK WHO IT IS. 714 00:35:03,801 --> 00:35:05,033 THE PARTY'S OVER. 715 00:35:05,033 --> 00:35:06,501 Mark: THE PARTY'S NEVER OVER, 716 00:35:06,501 --> 00:35:08,133 AND SOME FRIENDS ARE STOPPING BY THIS EVENING. 717 00:35:08,133 --> 00:35:09,067 I'LL BE THERE. 718 00:35:10,133 --> 00:35:11,434 I'D ASK YOU TO CATER IT BUT... 719 00:35:11,434 --> 00:35:12,801 WATCHING OUR WEIGHT. 720 00:35:12,801 --> 00:35:13,767 [ Chuckling ] 721 00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:21,934 [ Closing of door ] 722 00:35:26,434 --> 00:35:27,400 NOBODY TOUCHED A THING. 723 00:35:28,534 --> 00:35:29,868 IT WAS TOO BEAU- TIFUL TO EAT. 724 00:35:30,934 --> 00:35:33,367 MORE LIKE TOO TWEAKED TO EAT. 725 00:35:33,367 --> 00:35:35,067 [ Sniffing ] UH, THIS PLACE REEKS. 726 00:35:44,567 --> 00:35:46,133 SO WHERE'D YOU GO? 727 00:35:46,133 --> 00:35:47,400 DOES IT MATTER? 728 00:35:47,400 --> 00:35:48,801 OF COURSE IT MATTERS. YOU EMBARRASSED ME. 729 00:35:50,133 --> 00:35:52,234 I EMBARRASSED YOU? 730 00:35:52,234 --> 00:35:54,901 IT WAS EXTREMELY RUDE FOR YOU TO JUST TAKE OFF. 731 00:35:54,901 --> 00:35:56,100 MY FRIENDS THINK YOU DON'T LIKE THEM. 732 00:35:56,100 --> 00:35:57,234 I DON'T. 733 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:02,834 AND SINCE WHEN DID YOU GET SO FUCKING SUPERIOR? 734 00:36:02,834 --> 00:36:06,033 YOU THINK BECAUSE YOU PUT A PIECE OF CHEESE ON A CRACKER 735 00:36:06,033 --> 00:36:07,200 AND YOU PAWN IT OFF AS CHIC THAT... 736 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:08,367 SOMEHOW YOU'RE BETTER THAN EVERYONE? 737 00:36:08,367 --> 00:36:09,701 [ Sniffling ] WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, 738 00:36:09,701 --> 00:36:11,934 NO MATTER HOW MANY FANCY PAR- TIES YOU GIVE, 739 00:36:11,934 --> 00:36:13,834 OR HOW MUCH MONEY THEY GIVE YOU TO GIVE THEM, 740 00:36:13,834 --> 00:36:15,200 YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A PIECE OF TRASH 741 00:36:15,200 --> 00:36:16,934 FROM HAZELHURST, MISSISSIPPI. 742 00:36:16,934 --> 00:36:19,767 I DON'T NEED YOU TO TELL ME THAT, 743 00:36:19,767 --> 00:36:21,868 BECAUSE I TELL MYSELF THAT EVERY DAY, 744 00:36:21,868 --> 00:36:24,000 BUT AT LEAST I AM NOT A TWEAKED-OUT, 745 00:36:24,000 --> 00:36:25,634 FUCKED-OUT CRYSTAL QUEEN! 746 00:36:29,167 --> 00:36:30,133 [ Sniffling ] 747 00:36:33,033 --> 00:36:35,467 TEDDY... PLEASE. 748 00:36:35,467 --> 00:36:38,033 OKAY, IT IS NOT TOO LATE. 749 00:36:38,033 --> 00:36:40,767 YOU CAN STILL BE YOU AGAIN. 750 00:36:40,767 --> 00:36:43,634 MY SWEET, UPTIGHT ACCOUNTANT WHO WOULD FREAK OUT 751 00:36:43,634 --> 00:36:46,100 IF SOMEONE PUT DOWN A GLASS WITHOUT A COASTER. 752 00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,067 I... 753 00:36:49,667 --> 00:36:52,033 I DON'T WANT TO BE ME ANY MORE. 754 00:36:55,467 --> 00:36:58,033 OKAY? I HATED THAT PERSON. 755 00:37:01,133 --> 00:37:04,801 FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE, I AM RELAXED, 756 00:37:04,801 --> 00:37:07,667 I AM HAPPY AND I AM HAVING FUN! 757 00:37:11,067 --> 00:37:12,501 YOU CALL THIS FUN? 758 00:37:14,200 --> 00:37:15,767 THIS IS PATHETIC. 759 00:37:18,434 --> 00:37:20,234 PATHETIC? 760 00:37:20,234 --> 00:37:21,400 YEAH. 761 00:37:21,400 --> 00:37:22,467 THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK I AM? 762 00:37:27,234 --> 00:37:28,501 YOU KNOW WHAT? [ Sobbing ] 763 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,868 I DON'T NEED YOU CRITICIZING ME, 764 00:37:33,868 --> 00:37:35,367 AND MAKING ME FEEL LIKE SHIT. 765 00:37:35,367 --> 00:37:36,567 [ Sniffling ] OKAY? 766 00:37:36,567 --> 00:37:37,534 [ Sniffing ] 767 00:37:39,567 --> 00:37:41,634 I AM BEAUTIFUL. 768 00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,968 EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL, 769 00:37:43,968 --> 00:37:45,267 AND IF YOU DON'T SEE IT THAT WAY, 770 00:37:45,267 --> 00:37:47,200 YOU CAN JUST GET THE FUCK OUT. 771 00:37:48,267 --> 00:37:49,234 [ Sniffling ] 772 00:38:17,501 --> 00:38:18,467 [ Slamming of door ] 773 00:38:20,334 --> 00:38:21,300 [ Sniffling ] 774 00:38:23,167 --> 00:38:24,801 THIS IS COOL SHIT, DUDE, 775 00:38:24,801 --> 00:38:26,267 BUT I COULD'VE SAVED YOU SOME BUCKS. 776 00:38:26,267 --> 00:38:28,968 YEAH, RUNNING FOR THE DOOR WHILE YOU DISTRACT THE SALESPERSON 777 00:38:28,968 --> 00:38:30,501 IS NOT EXACTLY MY STYLE. 778 00:38:31,901 --> 00:38:33,167 All: SURPRISE! 779 00:38:36,400 --> 00:38:37,501 [ Cheering ] 780 00:38:43,634 --> 00:38:44,834 WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY SOMETHING? 781 00:38:46,534 --> 00:38:47,767 WHAT THE FUCK'S GOING ON? 782 00:38:47,767 --> 00:38:49,100 SWEET KID, ISN'T HE? 783 00:38:49,100 --> 00:38:50,667 Michael: IT'S A... 784 00:38:50,667 --> 00:38:52,234 IT'S A SURPRISE PARTY. 785 00:38:52,234 --> 00:38:53,934 FOR WHO? 786 00:38:53,934 --> 00:38:55,868 Ben: FOR YOU. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. 787 00:38:55,868 --> 00:38:57,767 NOW, COME SAY HELLO. 788 00:38:57,767 --> 00:38:59,901 THIS IS MELANIE AND LINDSAY. 789 00:38:59,901 --> 00:39:00,901 AND GUS. 790 00:39:00,901 --> 00:39:02,300 HAPPY BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 791 00:39:02,300 --> 00:39:03,634 Michael: AND THIS IS UNCLE VIC. 792 00:39:03,634 --> 00:39:04,634 AW-W. 793 00:39:04,634 --> 00:39:05,601 [ Laughter ] 794 00:39:06,968 --> 00:39:08,434 Michael: I HOPE YOU LIKE CHOCOLATE. 795 00:39:08,434 --> 00:39:10,200 I MADE IT MYSELF. 796 00:39:10,200 --> 00:39:12,567 IT'S A BETTY CROCKER GOLDEN FUDGE, 797 00:39:12,567 --> 00:39:15,167 THE SAME KIND I USED TO MAKE FOR YOU, HONEY. 798 00:39:15,167 --> 00:39:17,634 Various: AW. OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 799 00:39:18,834 --> 00:39:19,801 Ben: ALL RIGHT. 800 00:39:21,801 --> 00:39:23,067 READY TO BLOW? 801 00:39:23,067 --> 00:39:24,367 BET YOU NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE. 802 00:39:24,367 --> 00:39:25,801 [ Laughter ] 803 00:39:25,801 --> 00:39:27,334 BETTER HURRY. THE CANDLES ARE MELTING. 804 00:39:27,334 --> 00:39:30,167 Melanie: ONE, TWO, THREE... 805 00:39:30,167 --> 00:39:31,334 Michael: WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 806 00:39:31,334 --> 00:39:32,667 YOU HAVE TO MAKE A WISH. 807 00:39:34,234 --> 00:39:35,334 FOR WHAT? 808 00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:36,834 SOMETHING YOU WANT. 809 00:39:36,834 --> 00:39:37,801 MORE THAN ANYTHING. 810 00:39:39,767 --> 00:39:40,734 Michael: HMM. 811 00:39:45,300 --> 00:39:46,601 [ Cheering/clapping ] 812 00:39:52,934 --> 00:39:54,267 Debbie: ALL RIGHT! 813 00:39:57,901 --> 00:39:59,601 [ Mixed chatter ] 814 00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:05,634 SORRY I'M LATE FOR THE SURPRISE. 815 00:40:07,133 --> 00:40:08,501 TED KICKED ME OUT. 816 00:40:10,501 --> 00:40:11,901 OH, EM. I'M SORRY. 817 00:40:13,567 --> 00:40:15,300 I TRIED, MICHAEL. 818 00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:17,367 I SWEAR I DID. I KNOW YOU DID. I KNOW. 819 00:40:17,367 --> 00:40:19,033 THERE WAS NOTHING I COULD DO. 820 00:40:20,167 --> 00:40:21,634 Ben: CHEERS. 821 00:40:21,634 --> 00:40:22,934 Debbie: [ Laughing ] YEAH, YOU TOO. 822 00:40:24,634 --> 00:40:26,834 COME, COME ON, COME ON, JOIN US. 823 00:40:26,834 --> 00:40:29,767 THE LAST THING YOU NEED AT A FESTIVE OCCASION 824 00:40:29,767 --> 00:40:32,934 IS A GUEST ON THE VERGE OF A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN SO... 825 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,701 BESIDES, I, UH, 826 00:40:35,701 --> 00:40:37,267 NEED TO FIND A PLACE TO LIVE. 827 00:40:38,868 --> 00:40:40,100 Melanie: YOU CAN STAY WITH US. 828 00:40:41,801 --> 00:40:44,167 THAT IS, IF YOU DON'T MIND A ROWDY TWO- YEAR OLD. 829 00:40:44,167 --> 00:40:45,801 AND A CRANKY PREGNANT LADY. 830 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:48,868 AFTER WHAT I SAID TO YOU? 831 00:40:48,868 --> 00:40:50,734 NO WORSE THAN WHAT I CALLED YOU. 832 00:40:53,067 --> 00:40:54,000 YOU WERE RIGHT. 833 00:40:55,701 --> 00:40:57,567 I AM JUST A SILLY FAGGOT. 834 00:40:57,567 --> 00:40:59,434 NO. 835 00:40:59,434 --> 00:41:01,434 YOU STOOD BESIDE YOUR PARTNER, 836 00:41:01,434 --> 00:41:03,767 NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAID, 837 00:41:03,767 --> 00:41:06,300 AND THAT MAKES YOU A VERY LOYAL, 838 00:41:06,300 --> 00:41:08,701 VERY BRAVE FAGGOT. 839 00:41:14,534 --> 00:41:16,701 Debbie: THAT WAS ONE HELL OF A SURPRISE PARTY. 840 00:41:16,701 --> 00:41:17,734 Ben: THANKS, DEB. 841 00:41:17,734 --> 00:41:19,534 Michael: YEAH, MOM. 842 00:41:19,534 --> 00:41:21,234 Debbie: WOULDN'T YOU SAY SO, HUNTER? 843 00:41:21,234 --> 00:41:23,200 IT WAS ONE HELL OF A SURPRISE. 844 00:41:23,200 --> 00:41:24,601 HUH? 845 00:41:24,601 --> 00:41:25,767 RIGHT ON. 846 00:41:25,767 --> 00:41:27,634 AND YOUR CAKE WAS SUPERB. 847 00:41:27,634 --> 00:41:28,834 THANKS. 848 00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:30,334 YOU'RE A GOOD MAN, MICHAEL. 849 00:41:31,434 --> 00:41:32,834 I AM? 850 00:41:32,834 --> 00:41:34,834 I WOULDN'T SAY SO IF IT WASN'T TRUE. 851 00:41:37,133 --> 00:41:40,067 VIC, FOR CHRIST'S SAKES, WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG? 852 00:41:40,067 --> 00:41:41,767 I'M WAITING FOR YOU. 853 00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:42,767 OH. 854 00:41:42,767 --> 00:41:43,734 [ Laughter ] 855 00:41:45,734 --> 00:41:47,567 OKAY. 856 00:41:47,567 --> 00:41:49,000 BYE, HONEY. BYE-BYE. 857 00:41:49,000 --> 00:41:50,200 THANK YOU. MMM. 858 00:41:52,334 --> 00:41:54,133 Debbie: THANKS, BABY. BYE. 859 00:41:54,133 --> 00:41:56,133 SEE YA. Debbie: I LOVE YOU. 860 00:41:56,133 --> 00:41:57,067 I LOVE YOU. 861 00:42:02,467 --> 00:42:05,467 AH. DID YOU HEAR WHAT MY MOM SAID? 862 00:42:05,467 --> 00:42:07,033 THAT YOU'RE A GOOD MAN? 863 00:42:07,033 --> 00:42:08,267 I COULD'VE TOLD YOU THAT. 864 00:42:14,167 --> 00:42:15,133 HMM. 865 00:42:17,534 --> 00:42:18,834 YOU GOT SOME PRETTY NEAT STUFF. 866 00:42:23,267 --> 00:42:24,200 ARE YOU GOING OUT? 867 00:42:26,734 --> 00:42:27,901 MAYBE LATER. 868 00:42:30,167 --> 00:42:32,367 869 00:42:32,367 --> 00:42:34,300 SO THE GUY'S DEAD. 870 00:42:34,300 --> 00:42:35,834 THAT ONLY PROVES THAT HE DID IT, 871 00:42:35,834 --> 00:42:37,501 AND THAT'S WHY HE KILLED HIMSELF. 872 00:42:37,501 --> 00:42:38,734 TO AVOID DISGRACE 873 00:42:38,734 --> 00:42:40,100 AND TO PROTECT STOCKWELL, 874 00:42:40,100 --> 00:42:41,868 WHO I SUSPECT HE SECRETLY LOVED. [ Chuckling ] 875 00:42:41,868 --> 00:42:45,067 LEAVE IT TO A QUEEN TO TURN ANYTHING INTO A DRAMA. 876 00:42:45,067 --> 00:42:46,501 WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE? 877 00:42:46,501 --> 00:42:48,734 WE'LL NEVER KNOW. HE'LL NEVER TELL. 878 00:42:50,100 --> 00:42:51,300 SO IT'S OVER? 879 00:42:51,300 --> 00:42:52,868 YEAH. IT'S OVER. NO, IT'S... 880 00:42:52,868 --> 00:42:53,868 NAH. IT CAN'T BE OVER. 881 00:42:55,634 --> 00:42:57,901 THIS TIME, NEXT WEEK, 882 00:42:57,901 --> 00:42:59,801 STOCKWELL WILL BE MAYOR... 883 00:43:01,400 --> 00:43:03,834 AND I'LL BE COLLECTING UNEMPLOYMENT. 884 00:43:03,834 --> 00:43:05,200 WELL, I WILL BE ON THE STREET... 885 00:43:06,400 --> 00:43:07,734 PEDDLING MY ASS OR MY ART, 886 00:43:07,734 --> 00:43:09,133 WHICHEVER MAKES MORE MONEY. 887 00:43:09,133 --> 00:43:11,267 YEAH, WELL, DON'T SPEND TOO MUCH ON FRAMING. 888 00:43:13,834 --> 00:43:15,267 THEY SUSPENDED ME. 889 00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,467 [ Scoffing ] 890 00:43:18,467 --> 00:43:21,334 OH, DON'T LOOK SO DISAPPOINTED. 891 00:43:21,334 --> 00:43:23,267 YOU DON'T HAVE TO PAY FOR MY EDUCATION ANY MORE. 892 00:43:24,400 --> 00:43:26,534 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO APOLOGIZE. 893 00:43:26,534 --> 00:43:27,801 I DID APOLOGIZE, 894 00:43:27,801 --> 00:43:30,467 BUT THEN THEY WANTED ME TO APOLOGIZE TO HIM, 895 00:43:30,467 --> 00:43:31,734 AND I COULDN'T. 896 00:43:31,734 --> 00:43:33,667 I COULDN'T SAY "I'M SORRY" 897 00:43:33,667 --> 00:43:35,234 TO SOMEONE WHO'D RATHER SEE ME DEAD... 898 00:43:35,234 --> 00:43:37,267 ALL OF US DEAD 899 00:43:37,267 --> 00:43:40,067 THAN BE PART OF HIS "FAMILY FRIENDLY" WORLD. 900 00:43:45,167 --> 00:43:47,968 [ Groaning ] SO YOU SACRIFICED EVERYTHING. 901 00:43:47,968 --> 00:43:49,067 [ Sniffling ] 902 00:43:49,067 --> 00:43:51,300 SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN. 903 00:43:51,300 --> 00:44:07,200 904 00:44:10,901 --> 00:44:13,534 ♪ YOU'RE LIKE A CHILD WITH OLD EYES ♪ 905 00:44:13,534 --> 00:44:15,234 ♪ CYNICAL AND SENSIBLE ♪ 906 00:44:15,234 --> 00:44:18,267 ♪ ALWAYS FULL OF SURPRISES ♪ 907 00:44:18,267 --> 00:44:21,133 ♪ YOU TRAVEL FAR AND WIDE ♪ 908 00:44:21,133 --> 00:44:22,601 ♪ LOOKING FOR THE FEELING ♪ 909 00:44:22,601 --> 00:44:25,400 ♪ LOST INSIDE OF YOU ♪ 910 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:28,567 ♪ THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND YOU ♪ 911 00:44:28,567 --> 00:44:31,467 ♪ NO, UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE ♪ 912 00:44:32,634 --> 00:44:36,934 ♪ WITH EVERYTHING THEY'VE HANDED YOU ♪ 913 00:44:36,934 --> 00:44:39,234 ♪ ON A SILVER PLATE ♪ 914 00:44:41,033 --> 00:44:44,767 ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 915 00:44:44,767 --> 00:44:46,934 ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 916 00:44:48,400 --> 00:44:53,067 ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 917 00:44:53,067 --> 00:44:55,334 ♪ COVER YOUR EYES ♪ 918 00:44:55,334 --> 00:44:58,667 ♪ ARE YOU HUNGRY ♪ ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 919 00:44:58,667 --> 00:45:02,601 ♪ FOR A LITTLE MORE THAN WHAT YOU'VE HAD BEFORE ♪ 920 00:45:02,601 --> 00:45:06,033 ♪ ARE YOU HUNGRY ♪ ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 921 00:45:06,033 --> 00:45:08,801 ♪ FOR A TASTE OF LIFE WHET YOUR APPETITE ♪ 922 00:45:09,868 --> 00:45:11,534 ♪ ARE YOU HUNGRY ♪ 923 00:45:11,534 --> 00:45:15,200 ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 924 00:45:17,667 --> 00:45:19,634 ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 925 00:45:19,634 --> 00:45:21,701 ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 926 00:45:21,701 --> 00:45:23,400 ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 927 00:45:25,133 --> 00:45:28,968 ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 928 00:45:28,968 --> 00:45:30,868 ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 929 00:45:30,868 --> 00:45:34,534 ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 930 00:45:34,534 --> 00:45:36,267 ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 931 00:45:38,067 --> 00:45:47,234 932 00:45:47,234 --> 00:45:51,734 ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 933 00:45:51,734 --> 00:45:55,434 MOO! ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 934 00:45:55,434 --> 00:45:57,634 ♪ HUNGRY HUNGRY ♪ 935 00:45:57,634 --> 00:46:09,534 67428

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