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ONE TWO, THREE, FOUR,
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ONE, TWO, THREE,
FOUR, FIVE, SIX.
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SHAKE IT, DUDE.
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[ Singing in
foreign language ]
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AM I SEEING
WHAT I THINK
I'M SEEING?
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YES, YOU ARE
SEEING IT.
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IT'S THE MOST
HISTORIC REUNI-
FICATION SINCE
GERMANY.
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WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE FIDDLER?
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HE FELL OFF
THE ROOF.
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[ Chuckling ]
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HEY, COME ON NOW.
WHY DON'T WE GO
SHAKE A TAIL FEATHER
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ON THE DANCE FLOOR?
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MMM, MY
BACK'S STILL
ACTING UP.
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BUT YOU GO AHEAD.
ENJOY YOURSELF.
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MIND IF I BORROW
YOUR HUSBAND?
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JUST BE SURE TO
KEEP YOUR HANDS
ABOVE HIS WAIST
AT ALL TIMES.
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YOU TAKE THE FUN
OUT OF EVERYTHING.
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TWO SONGS, THEN
COME RESCUE ME.
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ANOTHER OF
MY USUAL.
COMING UP.
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[ Sigh ]
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VODKA...
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AND VICACET.
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THOSE THINGS
ARE STRONG.
BETTER GO EASY.
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WELL, NOT LIKE
I HAVE TO GET
UP FOR WORK IN
THE MORNING.
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HECK, IT'S NOT
LIKE I HAVE TO GET
UP FOR ANYTHING.
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HEY, MAYBE WE
SHOULD GO BACK
TO YOUR PLACE.
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EVERYONE'S SAYING
THERE'RE UNDERCOVER
COPS EVERYWHERE.
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OH, FUCK. THAT'S
WHAT MAKES IT HOT.
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[ Moaning ]
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Jim:
I'LL ALWAYS CHER-
ISH THE TIMES I
SPENT WITH MY DAD,
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BUILDING MODEL PLANES,
HEARING HIS STORIES,
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HIS WORDS OF ADVICE.
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ONE OF THE MOST
IMPORTANT LESSONS I
EVER LEARNED IS...
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"IF YOU SAY IT, MEAN IT".
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RIGHT, BOYS?
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Both:
RIGHT, DAD.
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WHEN I SAY I'M GOING TO
MAKE PITTSBURGH FAMILY-
FRIENDLY ONCE MORE,
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YOU CAN BE
SURE I MEAN IT.
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Man:
AND CUT!
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YOU GOOD?
YEAH.
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THAT WAS
GREAT, JIM.
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YOU TOO, GUYS.
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BOYS, YOU'RE
GOING TO BE LATE
FOR BASKETBALL.
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Boys:
BYE, DAD.
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HEY, WIN
THAT GAME!
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HOW'D HE DO?
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HOPE I WASN'T
TOO STIFF.
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OH, YOU DON'T
HAVE A STIFF BONE
IN YOUR BODY.
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I GOT ONE.
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MY BACK'S
KILLING ME.
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WHAT? OLD
SPORTS INJURY?
HOW'D YOU GUESS?
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Woman:
HONEY, WHY DON'T
YOU GO SOAK IN
THE HOT TUB?
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GOOD IDEA.
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HEY, YOU WANT
TO JOIN ME?
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UM...
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DON'T USUALLY
TRAVEL WITH
A SWIMSUIT.
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WE'RE JUST A
COUPLE OF GUYS.
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WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?
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COME ON.
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Michael:
THERE'RE A LOT OF PERKS
TO BEING A MEMBER OF
THE Q-MART FAMILY.
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THERE'S THE
EMPLOYEE PENSION.
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OF COURSE, YOU
HAVE TO WORK
HERE 50 YEARS
TO GET THAT.
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[ Chuckling ]
THEN THERE'S
THE EMPLOYEE
DISCOUNT.
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OH, WELL, IT'S
A RELIEF TO KNOW
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I'LL NEVER
HAVE TO PAY FULL
PRICE FOR TOILET
PAPER AGAIN.
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IT'S JUST...
DON'T EXPECT
TOO MUCH, OKAY?
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THIS ISN'T
EXACTLY WHAT
YOU'RE USED TO.
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THERE'S NO SHAME
IN EARNING AN
HONEST DAY'S PAY
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FOR AN HONEST
DAY'S WORK.
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AND THE FACT
THAT YOU'D GO
OUT OF YOUR WAY
TO HELP ME
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IS ALL THAT
MATTERS.
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TRACE!
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Tracy:
MIKE!
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LOOK AT YOU!
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MANAGER!
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CAN YOU
BELIEVE IT?
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NOBODY DESERVES
IT MORE.
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AWW.
TRACY, THIS
IS TED.
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HI. TED SCHMIDT. NICE
TO MEET YOU, TRACY.
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YOU TOO, TED.
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MIKE SAYS YOU'RE
A GREAT GUY.
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OH, WELL,
YOU KNOW MIKE.
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ALL HEART,
NO TASTE...
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BUT THANKS FOR
CONSIDERING ME
FOR THE JOB.
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IT'S FOR ASSISTANT
BOOKKEEPER.
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FROM THE RESUME
YOU SENT ME, YOU
SEEM A LITTLE
OVERQUALIFIED.
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OH, IT DOESN'T
MATTER. AS I
WAS JUST SAYING
TO MICHAEL,
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THERE'S NO SHAME
IN EARNING AN
HONEST DAY'S PAY
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FOR AN HONEST
DAY'S WORK.
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WELL, THAT'S A
GREAT ATTITUDE.
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SO WHY DON'T
WE GO UP TO
MY OFFICE,
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OR SHOULD I
SAY CUBICLE?
YEAH.
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AND WE'LL
DISCUSS WHAT
THE POSITION
ENTAILS.
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SOUNDS
GOOD TO ME.
OKAY.
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TAGGART CASE,
PROBABLY BE
GOING TO TRIAL
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JUST AS I GO
INTO LABOUR.
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I'LL TAKE OVER.
ONE LESS THING
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YOU'LL BE
SCREAMING ABOUT
WHILE YOU'RE
GIVING BIRTH.
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THANKS, DEE.
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AND I'LL
TAKE OVER THE
MORTIMER CASE,
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BUT WE MAY NEED
YOU TO CONSULT.
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HEY, I'M NOT
RETIRING, JUST
CUTTING BACK.
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WHAT?
NOTHING.
NOTHING.
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IT'S JUST THAT
IT'S HARD TO
IMAGINE YOU,
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OF ALL PEOPLE...
SLOWING DOWN.
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WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU'RE ALL
SITTING DOWN.
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I JUST GOT THE NEWS.
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THE STATE SUPREME COURT
HAS ACCEPTED OUR APPEAL
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ON ARLEN
VERSUS ARLEN.
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OH-H-H!
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DID YOU DREAM THIS
DAY WOULD EVER COME?
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I WAS BEGINNING
TO HAVE MY DOUBTS.
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I CAN'T WAIT TO CALL
THE CLIENT AND TELL HER.
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YOU MIGHT ALSO
WANT TO TELL HER
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I'LL BE TAKING
OVER AS LEAD COUNSEL.
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EXCUSE ME?
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WELL, YOU ASKED
THE FIRM TO LIGHTEN
YOUR WORKLOAD,
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SO DON'T WORRY
ABOUT IT.
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DEE, ERIC, UH,
WE'LL BE RECONVEN-
ING IN MY OFFICE.
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WE NEED TO GO
OVER THE BRIEFING
SCHEDULE,
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START MAPPING
OUT OUR STRATEGY.
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OH, HOLD IT,
HOLD IT.
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I SPENT THE LAST THREE
YEARS OF MY LIFE GETTING
THIS CASE TO COURT.
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IT'S GOING TO BE A
LANDMARK DECISION.
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AND IT'S ALSO
GOING TO TAKE
YOUR FULL AND
UNDIVIDED ATTENTION
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FROM NOW UNTIL
WE GO TO TRIAL.
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THERE'S NO WAY
YOU CAN DO ALL
THAT'S REQUIRED
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AND ONLY WORK
PART-TIME.
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OKAY.
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AH-H.
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IT'S HOT.
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TAKES SOME
GETTING
USED TO,
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BUT ONCE
YOU'RE INSIDE,
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FEELS DAMN GOOD.
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[ Chuckle ]
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YEAH.
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I LIKE YOU,
KINNEY.
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UH, THANKS... JIM.
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YOU TOO.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
MY PLAN IS AFTER
I GET ELECTED?
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BAIL ON ALL YOUR
CAMPAIGN PROMISES,
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EMBEZZLE THE CITY
PAYROLL AND ABSCOND
TO SOUTH AMERICA.
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I PLAN ON INTRODUCING
YOU TO EVERY FAT CAT
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WHO'S BEEN BACKING
MY CAMPAIGN.
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WELL, I CERTAINLY
HOPE SO.
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WHY THE FUCK ELSE
DO YOU THINK I'M
DOING THIS?
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I ALSO LIKE
YOUR STYLE.
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STRAIGHTFORWARD,
NO BULLSHIT.
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YOU GOT BALLS.
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OH, YOU
NOTICED.
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THAT'S WHY I'M
GOING TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING
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I NEVER TOLD
A LIVING SOUL,
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EXCEPT MY WIFE.
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I'M SCARED.
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SCARED SHITLESS.
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OF LOSING?
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OF WINNING.
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AFTER ALL,
I'M JUST A COP.
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MY DAD WAS A COP.
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MY BROTHERS
ARE COPS.
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WHEN I WAS
PROMOTED
TO SERGEANT
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I THOUGHT,
"THIS IS IT."
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I NEVER EXPECTED
ANYTHING MORE.
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AND NOW, I MAY
BE RUNNING AN
ENTIRE CITY.
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PEOPLE'LL BE COUNT-
ING ON ME TO COME
THROUGH FOR THEM.
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I QUESTION
WHETHER I HAVE
THE GOODS.
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THAT'S NEVER STOPPED
A POLITICIAN BEFORE.
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BESIDES, EVERYBODY
HAS DOUBTS.
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EVEN YOU?
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SOMETIMES.
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HMM.
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I FIGURED YOU WERE ONE
OF THOSE GOLDEN BOYS,
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NEVER LOST A MINUTE'S
SLEEP WORRYING WHETHER
YOU COULD PULL IT OFF.
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OH, I CAN ALWAYS
PULL IT OFF.
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SO CAN YOU.
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PINK PLATE
SPECIAL...
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FOR MY
SPECIAL GUY.
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FISH AND CHIPS,
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DOUBLE TARTAR
SAUCE.
HOT AND
DELICIOUS,
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AND I'M NOT
TALKING ABOUT
THE LUNCH.
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BETTER LET IT
COOL OFF A BIT.
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DON'T WANT TO
BURN YOUR TONGUE.
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AND TRACY
TOLD ME ALL
SHE HAD TO DO
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WAS GET ME
APPROVED BY THE
DISTRICT MANAGER,
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BUT THAT THAT
WAS A MERE
FORMALITY.
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OH, TEDDY, I
AM SO HAPPY.
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OF COURSE, IT'S
ONLY AN ASSISTANT
BOOKKEEPER POSITION
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AND SHE ADMITTED
THE PAY'S RIDIC-
ULOUS. BUT...
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WELL, LIKE
I TOLD HER,
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NO SHAME IN
EARNING AN HONEST
DAY'S PAY
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FOR AN HONEST
DAY'S WORK.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE GO OUT TONIGHT
AND CELEBRATE,
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JUST THE
TWO OF US?
MMM.
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Debbie:
JUST THE TWO
OF YOU AND,
HOPEFULLY,
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500 OF YOUR
CLOSEST FRIENDS.
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THE "TEASE FOR TEENS"
CONTEST AT WOODY'S TONIGHT
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TO RAISE MONEY
FOR THE SUICIDE
PREVENTION
HOTLINE, HUH?
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KIKI, THE NEW WAITRESS,
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FORMERLY KENNY
THE OLD WAITER,
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IS THE MISTRESS
OF CEREMONIES.
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I HEAR SHE'S
SO FUNNY, YOU'RE
GONNA BUST A GUT!
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Woman:
OH-H-H!
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FUCK!
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Debbie:
KENNY?
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KIKI, WHAT'S
THE MATTER?
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I JUST HAD THE
PINK PLATE SPECIAL.
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[ Wild cheering of crowd ]
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I'LL BRING YOU A BURGER.
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Ted:
I'LL HAVE THE
TUNA SALAD,
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SALMONELLA
ON THE SIDE.
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DEB, COULD YOU
FILL IN FOR ME?
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OH, SURE, HONEY.
DON'T YOU WORRY.
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NOW SIT DOWN.
YEAH, I'LL TAKE
OVER YOUR SHIFT.
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I MEAN AT THE
CONTEST TONIGHT.
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I THINK YOU
HAVE A TOUCH
OF DELIRIUM.
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YOU'D BETTER
ASK ONE OF
YOUR SISTERS.
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WELL, THEY ALL
MODEL THEMSELVES
AFTER YOU,
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SO WHY NOT
GO WITH THE
ORIGINAL, HUH?
226
00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,133
[ Gagging ]
227
00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:50,767
I'M... I'M GOOD
AT DISHING UP
HASH BROWNS...
228
00:10:52,300 --> 00:10:54,133
NOT DISHING OUT INTROS.
229
00:10:54,133 --> 00:10:55,901
DEB? YOU'D
BE GREAT.
230
00:10:55,901 --> 00:10:58,200
YOU'RE BIGGER
THAN LIFE.
WITH AN EVEN
BIGGER MOUTH.
231
00:10:59,400 --> 00:11:01,868
YA MIND NOT
INSULTING ME IN
FRONT OF THE...
232
00:11:01,868 --> 00:11:03,801
B.F.?
233
00:11:03,801 --> 00:11:06,801
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I LOVE
ABOUT MY GIRL.
234
00:11:06,801 --> 00:11:09,567
BIGGER THAN
LIFE, AND A
MOUTH TO MATCH.
235
00:11:09,567 --> 00:11:11,367
I WOULDN'T WANT
HER ANY OTHER WAY.
236
00:11:14,901 --> 00:11:16,601
YOU HAVE TO
ADMIT IT'S HOT.
237
00:11:16,601 --> 00:11:17,901
IT'S PRAC-
TICALLY PORN.
238
00:11:17,901 --> 00:11:19,467
IT WOULD SELL A
BAZILLION COPIES.
239
00:11:19,467 --> 00:11:20,934
IF IT'S NOT
CONFISCATED FIRST.
240
00:11:20,934 --> 00:11:22,267
WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY.
241
00:11:22,267 --> 00:11:23,767
THINK OF THE
FREE PUBLICITY.
242
00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:25,167
WORKING FOR BRIAN'S
RUBBED OFF ON YOU,
243
00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:26,567
IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE.
244
00:11:26,567 --> 00:11:27,968
I SAY WE GO
WITH THIS ONE.
245
00:11:27,968 --> 00:11:29,501
IT'S COMPLETELY
ANTISEPTIC.
246
00:11:29,501 --> 00:11:31,501
IT ESTABLISHES
OUR NEW VILLAIN,
ICE TINA.
247
00:11:31,501 --> 00:11:33,434
IT... IT PLACES OUR
HERO IN JEOPARDY.
248
00:11:33,434 --> 00:11:35,834
YEAH, THIS IS
SUPPOSED TO BE
A GAY COMIC.
249
00:11:35,834 --> 00:11:39,000
UNAPOLOGETIC,
DARING, SEXUAL, IN
YOUR FUCKING FACE.
250
00:11:39,000 --> 00:11:40,601
THERE'S A DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN BEING DARING
251
00:11:40,601 --> 00:11:42,300
AND SEX FOR
SEX'S SAKE.
252
00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,367
IS THAT WHAT YOU
THINK THIS IS?
253
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:48,667
J.T. GIVING RAGE
A BLOW JOB ISN'T
JUST ABOUT SEX.
254
00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,434
IT'S ABOUT THAWING
HIS COLD HEART.
255
00:11:50,434 --> 00:11:52,200
IT'S ABOUT BRINGING
HIM BACK TO LIFE.
256
00:11:53,334 --> 00:11:55,367
IT'S ABOUT
THEIR LOVE,
257
00:11:55,367 --> 00:11:57,634
THEIR UNSPOKEN
COMMITMENT.
258
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,267
ART IMITATING LIFE?
259
00:12:07,334 --> 00:12:09,000
[ Sighing ]
YOU WERE RIGHT.
260
00:12:11,133 --> 00:12:12,434
BRIAN SHOWED ME
HE LOVED ME...
261
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:15,400
EVERY DAY,
262
00:12:15,400 --> 00:12:17,501
EVEN THOUGH HE
NEVER SAID IT.
263
00:12:17,501 --> 00:12:19,767
EVEN THOUGH
HE NEVER WILL.
264
00:12:19,767 --> 00:12:21,033
I JUST DIDN'T
WANT TO HEAR IT.
265
00:12:22,834 --> 00:12:24,367
WELL, IT'S ALWAYS
NICE TO BE RIGHT.
266
00:12:31,934 --> 00:12:32,868
THINK IT OVER.
267
00:12:40,267 --> 00:12:41,200
[ Closing of door ]
268
00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:45,467
AFTER 15 YEARS
OF LITERALLY
LIVING IN HELL,
269
00:12:45,467 --> 00:12:47,200
SHE FINALLY
LEAVES HER DRUNK,
270
00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:49,567
ABUSIVE, UN-
EMPLOYED HUSBAND
FOR A WOMAN.
271
00:12:49,567 --> 00:12:51,567
IS THIS RIGHT?
YEAH, JUST STIR
IT INTO THE SAUCE
272
00:12:51,567 --> 00:12:53,701
AND ADD THE
WINE. HERE.
I CAN DO IT.
273
00:12:53,701 --> 00:12:56,667
SO, WHAT DOES
THE ASSHOLE
EX-HUSBAND DO?
274
00:12:56,667 --> 00:12:58,434
SUES FOR CUSTODY
OF THEIR THREE KIDS,
275
00:12:58,434 --> 00:13:00,133
AND THE FUCKING
JUDGE ACTUALLY
AWARDS IT TO HIM.
276
00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:01,234
WHY?
277
00:13:01,234 --> 00:13:02,534
BECAUSE A
DRUNK, ABUSIVE,
278
00:13:02,534 --> 00:13:03,534
UNEMPLOYED
STRAIGHT MALE
279
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,367
MAKES A
BETTER PARENT
280
00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,033
THAN TWO LESBIANS
ANY DAY. EVERYBODY
KNOWS THAT.
281
00:13:07,033 --> 00:13:08,300
MAKE SURE THE
MEAT DOESN'T
GET TOO DONE.
282
00:13:08,300 --> 00:13:09,968
I CAN DO IT.
283
00:13:09,968 --> 00:13:13,534
NOW ALL SHE HAS
IS SUPERVISED
VISITATION.
284
00:13:13,534 --> 00:13:15,634
SHE'S MISERABLE,
THE KIDS ARE
MISERABLE.
285
00:13:15,634 --> 00:13:17,133
TALK ABOUT UNJUST.
286
00:13:17,133 --> 00:13:18,868
WHICH IS WHY I
HAVE TO WIN IT.
287
00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:22,133
YOU HAVE TO WIN IT.
288
00:13:27,133 --> 00:13:29,334
I KNOW I SAID
I'D EASE UP,
289
00:13:29,334 --> 00:13:30,434
AND I HAVE BEEN,
290
00:13:30,434 --> 00:13:32,334
HAVEN'T I?
291
00:13:32,334 --> 00:13:34,968
BUT THIS IS
GOING TO BE A
LANDMARK CASE,
292
00:13:34,968 --> 00:13:37,901
WHAT I'VE BEEN
WORKING TOWARDS
MY ENTIRE CAREER.
293
00:13:37,901 --> 00:13:40,300
IT... IT'S
IMPORTANT, NOT
JUST FOR STATE
CUSTODY LAW,
294
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:41,467
BUT FOR THE
COMMUNITY,
295
00:13:41,467 --> 00:13:44,100
FOR US, FOR
OUR CHILDREN.
296
00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:46,734
WHAT CAN I SAY
AFTER SUCH AN
IMPASSIONED PLEA?
297
00:13:48,467 --> 00:13:50,300
EXCEPT THAT
YOU'RE PREGNANT
298
00:13:50,300 --> 00:13:52,634
AND WE MADE
AN AGREEMENT.
299
00:13:54,067 --> 00:13:55,667
AND I INTEND
TO HONOUR IT,
I PROMISE.
300
00:13:55,667 --> 00:13:58,367
I JUST HAVE
TO BE EXTRA-
SPECIAL CAUTIOUS
301
00:13:58,367 --> 00:14:00,934
ABOUT BUDGETING MY
TIME, THAT'S ALL.
302
00:14:00,934 --> 00:14:03,734
I... HEY, IT'S
GOING TO BURN!
303
00:14:03,734 --> 00:14:04,667
I CAN DO IT.
304
00:14:07,234 --> 00:14:09,734
OH, AND CAN YOU
DO ME A HUGE FAVOUR
305
00:14:09,734 --> 00:14:12,267
AND TAKE GUS
TO DAYCARE ON
YOUR WAY TO
WORK TOMORROW?
306
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,100
I HAVE TO MEET
THE CLIENT
FIRST THING IN
THE MORNING.
307
00:14:14,100 --> 00:14:15,434
UH, BUT
DON'T WORRY,
308
00:14:15,434 --> 00:14:17,234
I CAN PICK HIM UP
IN THE AFTERNOON.
309
00:14:17,234 --> 00:14:18,167
WELL, SURE.
310
00:14:20,501 --> 00:14:22,133
SEE?
311
00:14:22,133 --> 00:14:23,567
WHO SAID YOU
CAN'T DO IT ALL?
312
00:14:32,934 --> 00:14:34,234
[ Chuckling ]
313
00:14:34,234 --> 00:14:35,934
[ Cheering/whooping ]
314
00:14:35,934 --> 00:14:48,567
315
00:14:48,567 --> 00:14:51,667
HEY, I'LL GIVE
YOU AN EXTRA
100 IF YOU
SHOW YOUR COCK.
316
00:14:51,667 --> 00:14:52,601
YOU GOT IT.
317
00:14:54,634 --> 00:14:55,868
I-I-I MEANT
UP THERE.
318
00:14:58,033 --> 00:15:00,300
YOU'RE EVIL.
OH, I'M SWEET.
319
00:15:02,334 --> 00:15:07,267
320
00:15:07,267 --> 00:15:08,501
WHAT IS IT
ABOUT GAY MEN
321
00:15:08,501 --> 00:15:09,801
THAT THEY'LL
INVENT ANY EXCUSE
322
00:15:09,801 --> 00:15:11,167
JUST TO SHOW
THEIR DICKS?
323
00:15:11,167 --> 00:15:12,934
BECAUSE
IT'S FUN?
324
00:15:12,934 --> 00:15:14,767
OR ELSE THEY FEEL
IT'S ALL THEY
HAVE TO SHOW.
325
00:15:14,767 --> 00:15:16,467
WELL, MR. NOVOTNY,
326
00:15:16,467 --> 00:15:18,567
WHEN DID WE BECOME
SUCH A PRUDE, HUH?
I'M N...
327
00:15:18,567 --> 00:15:20,300
I'M NOT A PRUDE.
OH.
328
00:15:20,300 --> 00:15:22,067
I JUST DON'T
UNDERSTAND WHY
EVERYTHING
329
00:15:22,067 --> 00:15:24,033
HAS TO BE ABOUT
SEX. LIKE...
330
00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:25,801
JUSTIN'S
COVER FOR THE
NEXT "RAGE"
331
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:28,434
HAS GOT J.T.
GIVING BRIAN A...
332
00:15:28,434 --> 00:15:31,200
RAGE, A
BLOW JOB.
INTERESTING
SLIP.
333
00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:33,834
AND HOW DOES
MICHAEL, I MEAN,
UH, ZEPHYR, FEEL
ABOUT THAT?
334
00:15:33,834 --> 00:15:36,467
HE DOESN'T GIVE
A SHIT, AND
NEITHER DO I.
335
00:15:36,467 --> 00:15:38,234
HELLO, BOYS!
Various:
HEY!
336
00:15:38,234 --> 00:15:39,501
QUITE A TURN-OUT.
337
00:15:39,501 --> 00:15:42,167
YEAH, YOUR MOM CAN
REALLY FILL A VENUE.
338
00:15:42,167 --> 00:15:45,434
YEAH, SOMEHOW
I DON'T THINK
IT'S MY MOM.
339
00:15:47,300 --> 00:15:50,000
SO, UH, HOW
ARE THINGS...
340
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,334
OTHERWISE?
341
00:15:51,334 --> 00:15:52,601
OTHERWISE,
THINGS ARE GOOD.
342
00:15:55,234 --> 00:15:56,534
YEAH, I THOUGHT
MAYBE, UH,
343
00:15:56,534 --> 00:15:57,667
YOU MIGHT HAVE
HEARD FROM TRACY.
344
00:15:57,667 --> 00:15:59,234
YOU KNOW, ANY
SPECIALS AT
THE BIG Q?
345
00:15:59,234 --> 00:16:02,133
HOW'S THE
INVENTORY
MOVING? DID I
GET THE JOB?
346
00:16:02,133 --> 00:16:04,367
ACTUALLY, I DID
SPEAK TO HER.
347
00:16:04,367 --> 00:16:05,868
WELL, COME,
COME ON, COME
ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON.
348
00:16:05,868 --> 00:16:07,634
THE SUSPENSE
IS KILLING ME.
349
00:16:07,634 --> 00:16:09,334
I MEAN, DID
SHE TALK TO THE
DISTRICT MANAGER?
350
00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:10,868
THIS ISN'T THE
TIME OR PLACE...
MICHAEL,
COME ON.
351
00:16:10,868 --> 00:16:12,400
OH, YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH THIS
MEANS TO ME.
352
00:16:12,400 --> 00:16:14,200
PLEASE, DON'T
PLAY GAMES.
I'M NOT PLAYING
GAMES. IT...
353
00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,868
SHIT.
354
00:16:16,868 --> 00:16:20,300
SHE SAID HE HAD
SOMEONE ELSE IN
MIND FOR THE JOB.
355
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,400
SOMEONE MORE
QUALIFIED.
356
00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:23,434
MORE QUALIFIED?
357
00:16:23,434 --> 00:16:25,267
SHE SAID I WAS
OVERQUALIFIED
AS IT IS.
358
00:16:25,267 --> 00:16:26,567
I...
ARE YOU SURE THAT
WAS THE REASON?
359
00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:28,501
THAT'S ALL SHE
TOLD ME. THAT'S
ALL I KNOW.
360
00:16:32,467 --> 00:16:34,200
[ Cheering/whistling ]
361
00:16:36,634 --> 00:16:38,167
Debbie:
[ On speakers ]
OKAY,
362
00:16:38,167 --> 00:16:40,834
LET'S GIVE A BIG HAND
FOR JACOB'S BIG FINISH!
363
00:16:43,601 --> 00:16:45,400
HOLY SHIT, HONEY,
IS THAT YOU
364
00:16:45,400 --> 00:16:46,834
OR IS THAT
ONE OF MY
OLD FALSIES?
365
00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:49,334
WAH!
366
00:16:50,567 --> 00:16:52,534
THAT AIN'T NO
FOAM RUBBER.
367
00:16:52,534 --> 00:16:54,534
ALL RIGHT, ALL
RIGHT.... UM,
368
00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:57,234
LET'S SEE IF OUR
NEXT CONTESTANT
MEASURES UP.
369
00:16:57,234 --> 00:16:59,868
UH, GET YOUR HANDS
OUT OF YOUR PANTS
370
00:16:59,868 --> 00:17:02,767
AND PUT 'EM TOGETHER
FOR MATTHEW.
371
00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:04,667
[ Cheers/clapping ]
372
00:17:04,667 --> 00:17:20,601
373
00:17:34,601 --> 00:17:35,734
WHOOOO!
374
00:17:35,734 --> 00:17:38,234
375
00:17:38,234 --> 00:17:40,067
♪ BURN, BABY, BURN... ♪
376
00:17:40,067 --> 00:17:42,934
377
00:17:42,934 --> 00:17:45,934
Man:
EVERYBODY, LISTEN UP!
378
00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,601
PITTSBURGH P.D.!
379
00:17:47,601 --> 00:17:51,267
THIS ESTABLISHMENT IS
NOW CLOSED FOR VIOLA-
TION OF SECTION 493,
380
00:17:51,267 --> 00:17:54,200
SUBSECTION 10: LEWD
AND IMMORAL BEHAVIOUR.
381
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,968
Debbie:
WHAT THE FUCK!
382
00:17:55,968 --> 00:17:57,801
WE'RE... WE'RE
JUST STRIPPING
FOR CHARITY HERE!
383
00:17:57,801 --> 00:18:00,400
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
LOOK, I WANT EVERYBODY
TO CLEAR OUT THE FRONT.
384
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,901
COME ON, LET'S GO.
385
00:18:01,901 --> 00:18:02,934
LET'S GO!
386
00:18:02,934 --> 00:18:04,267
COME ON, LET'S GO.
387
00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:07,300
Policeman:
PARTY'S OVER,
PEOPLE. OUTSIDE.
388
00:18:08,968 --> 00:18:10,434
YOU HEARD ME.
COME ON, MOVE IT.
389
00:18:10,434 --> 00:18:12,334
[ Mixed chatter ]
390
00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:14,033
QUICK, QUICK, QUICK. COME
ON, LET'S GO, LET'S GO.
391
00:18:14,033 --> 00:18:15,901
WHEN YOU,
UH, TALK TO
JEANETTE TODAY,
392
00:18:15,901 --> 00:18:17,934
STRESS HOW
IMPORTANT HER
APPEARANCE IN
COURT WILL BE.
393
00:18:17,934 --> 00:18:19,667
SEE IF YOU
CAN CONVINCE
HER NOT TO...
394
00:18:19,667 --> 00:18:21,100
LOOK LIKE
A LESBIAN?
395
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:22,434
I KNOW IT'S NOT P.C.,
396
00:18:22,434 --> 00:18:24,067
BUT IF WEARING
A SKIRT AND
EYE SHADOW
397
00:18:24,067 --> 00:18:25,667
IS WHAT IT
TAKES TO GET
HER KIDS BACK...
I'LL MAKE SURE
398
00:18:25,667 --> 00:18:27,133
SHE LEAVES
HER LUMBERJACK
SHIRT AT HOME.
399
00:18:27,133 --> 00:18:28,300
[ Forced
chuckle ]
400
00:18:28,300 --> 00:18:30,501
JEANETTE ARLEN
HAS TO PUSH HER
MEETING TO 4:00.
401
00:18:30,501 --> 00:18:31,601
SOMETHING
AT WORK.
402
00:18:31,601 --> 00:18:32,934
OH, FUCK.
403
00:18:32,934 --> 00:18:34,234
FINE, OKAY.
404
00:18:34,234 --> 00:18:35,701
HEY, IF THERE'S
A PROBLEM, I
CAN TAKE OVER.
405
00:18:35,701 --> 00:18:36,701
NO, NO, I'LL
BE THERE.
406
00:18:36,701 --> 00:18:38,100
JUST, UH, GIVE
ME A MINUTE.
407
00:18:42,968 --> 00:18:44,200
LINDSAY PETERSON,
PLEASE.
408
00:18:46,234 --> 00:18:47,501
HEY, BABE. UH,
409
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,701
LISTEN, I'M IN A SPOT.
410
00:18:48,701 --> 00:18:50,434
CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOUR?
411
00:18:50,434 --> 00:18:51,434
[ Cheering ]
412
00:18:51,434 --> 00:18:53,100
WE'RE GONNA DO
THIS PEACEFULLY,
413
00:18:53,100 --> 00:18:54,501
BUT WE'RE
GONNA BE LOUD
414
00:18:54,501 --> 00:18:55,901
AND WE'RE
GONNA BE ANGRY!
415
00:18:55,901 --> 00:18:57,667
Various:
YEAH!
416
00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:58,667
WHAT'RE WE GONNA BE?
417
00:18:58,667 --> 00:18:59,901
All:
LOUD!
418
00:18:59,901 --> 00:19:01,234
WHAT ELSE ARE
WE GONNA BE?
419
00:19:01,234 --> 00:19:02,300
All:
ANGRY!
420
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:03,534
Debbie:
THAT'S BETTER.
421
00:19:03,534 --> 00:19:05,367
WE'RE GONNA LET THAT
FUCKIN' STOCKWELL KNOW
422
00:19:05,367 --> 00:19:08,701
THAT WE ARE CITIZENS
OF THE UNITED STATES
OF FUCKIN' AMERICA,
423
00:19:08,701 --> 00:19:12,033
AND WE HAVE THE
SAME FUCKIN' FREEDOMS
AS EVERYBODY ELSE.
424
00:19:12,033 --> 00:19:13,334
THE FREEDOM
TO... OF SPEECH,
425
00:19:13,334 --> 00:19:15,133
AND THE FREEDOM
TO ASSEMBLE,
426
00:19:15,133 --> 00:19:16,534
AND THE FREEDOM
TO STRIP.
427
00:19:16,534 --> 00:19:18,367
[ Whooping ]
428
00:19:18,367 --> 00:19:20,534
ALTHOUGH YOU MAY
HAVE GONE A LITTLE
TOO FAR, HONEY,
429
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,133
BUT ALL RIGHT,
IT'S FOR A
GOOD CAUSE.
430
00:19:22,133 --> 00:19:23,767
SO EVERYBODY BUNDLE UP,
431
00:19:23,767 --> 00:19:25,634
'CAUSE WE'RE GOING DOWN
TO POLICE HEADQUARTERS.
432
00:19:25,634 --> 00:19:27,667
[ Cheering ]
433
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,767
WHAT'S ALL THIS?
434
00:19:30,300 --> 00:19:31,934
HALF-PRICE SALE
ON LEMON BARS?
435
00:19:31,934 --> 00:19:34,467
WELL, IF IT ISN'T
THE MAN BEHIND
THE ASSHOLE.
436
00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:36,133
BRIAN'S ALWAYS
BEHIND THE ASSHOLE.
437
00:19:36,133 --> 00:19:38,400
DAMN IT, MICHAEL,
THIS IS SERIOUS.
438
00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,300
THE ENTIRE FUTURE
OF LIBERTY AVENUE
IS BEING THREATENED
439
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,300
AND YOUR BEST
FRIEND HERE NOT
ONLY DOESN'T
GIVE A SHIT,
440
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:47,067
HE'S ALSO HELPING
TO MAKE IT HAPPEN.
441
00:19:47,067 --> 00:19:48,200
COULD I GET
SOME LUNCH?
442
00:19:48,200 --> 00:19:49,934
I-I-I'M GOING
TO BE LATE FOR
MY PRAYER GROUP.
443
00:19:49,934 --> 00:19:51,334
I'M NOT
SERVING TODAY.
444
00:19:51,334 --> 00:19:53,467
I GOT OTHER
THINGS TO DO.
445
00:19:53,467 --> 00:19:56,000
AND WHY DON'T
YOU DO THE RIGHT
THING FOR ONCE
446
00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:57,067
AND COME WITH US?
447
00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:58,400
Michael:
COME ON, MA,
LEAVE HIM ALONE.
448
00:19:58,400 --> 00:20:00,133
BRIAN DIDN'T
CAUSE THE RAID.
449
00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,667
UH, WHOA, WHOA.
I'M SORRY, MICHAEL,
BUT DEBBIE'S RIGHT.
450
00:20:02,667 --> 00:20:04,267
BRIAN HAS PLAYED
A BIG PART
451
00:20:04,267 --> 00:20:06,501
IN ENCOURAGING
STOCKWELL TO TARGET
THE GAY COMMUNITY.
452
00:20:06,501 --> 00:20:08,300
STOCKWELL'S
NEVER ONCE
MENTIONED THEM.
453
00:20:08,300 --> 00:20:09,501
Debbie:
US!
454
00:20:09,501 --> 00:20:12,267
BUT HE HAS IMPLIED
IT IN EVERY WORD
HE'S SPOKEN.
455
00:20:12,267 --> 00:20:14,100
Debbie:
MICHAEL, WHO'S
SIDE ARE YOU ON?
456
00:20:14,100 --> 00:20:15,601
YOUR FRIENDS',
YOUR FAMILY'S,
457
00:20:15,601 --> 00:20:17,634
YOUR COMMUNITY'S?
458
00:20:17,634 --> 00:20:18,601
OR HIS?
459
00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:21,133
[ Ringing of
service bell ]
460
00:20:23,601 --> 00:20:26,167
JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
I THINK WHAT YOU'RE
DOING REALLY SUCKS.
461
00:20:26,167 --> 00:20:28,000
[ Chuckling ]
OH, CHRIST.
462
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:28,934
NOT YOU TOO.
463
00:20:30,434 --> 00:20:32,300
LOOK, STOCKWELL'S
JUST STIRRING
SHIT UP.
464
00:20:32,300 --> 00:20:34,501
AS SOON AS HE'S
ELECTED, THIS'LL
ALL BLOW OVER.
465
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:36,167
THINK IT'S
GOING TO BLOW
OVER FOR TED?
466
00:20:36,167 --> 00:20:38,300
UM, TED FUCKED UP.
467
00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:40,033
IT'S NOT
MY PROBLEM.
MA'S RIGHT.
468
00:20:40,033 --> 00:20:42,434
YOU DON'T CARE
ABOUT ANYBODY
BUT YOURSELF.
469
00:20:42,434 --> 00:20:45,901
WELL, IF I
DON'T, WHO
WILL? YOU KNOW?
470
00:20:45,901 --> 00:20:48,133
STOCKWELL AND HIS
SUPPORTERS ARE MY
ONE-WAY TICKET
471
00:20:48,133 --> 00:20:50,767
OUT OF
THIS SECOND-
RATE, SECOND-
CLASS BURG.
472
00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:52,801
WHAT ABOUT
YOUR SECOND-
RATE FRIENDS?
473
00:20:52,801 --> 00:20:54,467
I DON'T KNOW.
WHEN I'M ON
THE 99th FLOOR
474
00:20:54,467 --> 00:20:55,934
OF MY NEW OFFICE
IN NEW YORK CITY,
475
00:20:55,934 --> 00:20:57,968
THIS IS ALL GOING
TO SEEM LIKE A
DISTANT MEMORY.
476
00:20:57,968 --> 00:20:59,267
FINE, GO.
477
00:20:59,267 --> 00:21:00,834
TAKE JUSTIN
WITH YOU.
HEY!
478
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:02,100
YOU DIDN'T
LET ME FINISH.
479
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,501
IT'LL ALL SEEM
LIKE A DISTANT
MEMORY, EXCEPT
FOR YOU...
480
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,300
BECAUSE WHEREVER
I GO, AND WHO-
EVER I'M WITH,
481
00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,601
I'LL ALWAYS
LOVE YOU.
482
00:21:13,734 --> 00:21:14,667
BULLSHIT.
483
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:18,334
IT'S NOT BULLSHIT.
484
00:21:24,367 --> 00:21:26,167
GRITS WITH CREAM CHEESE,
485
00:21:26,167 --> 00:21:27,901
DEEP-FRIED OKRA,
486
00:21:27,901 --> 00:21:31,334
CATFISH WITH PECAN
SAUCE, COCONUT
CUSTARD PIE.
487
00:21:31,334 --> 00:21:33,801
I THOUGHT I'D
GIVE THEM SOME
SOUTHERN COMFORT.
488
00:21:33,801 --> 00:21:35,968
YOU'RE GOING
TO GIVE THEM
A HEART ATTACK.
WELL...
489
00:21:37,667 --> 00:21:39,334
MORNING, SWEETIE.
490
00:21:39,334 --> 00:21:40,734
"MORNING"?
491
00:21:40,734 --> 00:21:42,300
HEY, VIC.
492
00:21:42,300 --> 00:21:44,100
SORRY I SLEPT
SO LATE.
[ Clearing
of throat ]
493
00:21:44,100 --> 00:21:46,200
THAT'S OKAY. YOU
NEEDED YOUR REST.
494
00:21:48,367 --> 00:21:49,734
PLANNING
ANOTHER PARTY?
495
00:21:49,734 --> 00:21:51,667
JUST A SIMPLE,
DOWN-HOME
BIRTHDAY.
496
00:21:51,667 --> 00:21:54,067
AT $50 A HEAD.
497
00:21:54,067 --> 00:21:55,534
GOOD THING ONE
OF US IS BRINGING
HOME THE BACON.
498
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,434
SORRY TO HEAR
ABOUT THE BIG Q.
MICHAEL TOLD ME.
499
00:21:59,434 --> 00:22:02,300
YEAH, SEEMS
MY REPUTATION
PRECEDED ME.
500
00:22:02,300 --> 00:22:05,434
NOW, NOW. BETTER
THINGS LIE AHEAD.
501
00:22:05,434 --> 00:22:07,667
AFTER ALL, LOOK
WHAT HAPPENED TO
VANESSA WILLIAMS.
502
00:22:07,667 --> 00:22:09,767
SHE, UM...
SHE LOST HER
MISS AMERICA CROWN
503
00:22:09,767 --> 00:22:11,601
FOR BUMPING
BUSHES IN THAT
PHOTO SPREAD,
504
00:22:11,601 --> 00:22:13,434
BUT THAT DIDN'T
STOP DISNEY
505
00:22:13,434 --> 00:22:15,100
FROM ASKING HER
TO SING THE THEME
TO "POCAHONTAS",
506
00:22:15,100 --> 00:22:16,033
NOW DID IT?
507
00:22:17,434 --> 00:22:18,367
WHATCHA
MAKIN', BABY?
508
00:22:19,467 --> 00:22:20,801
BLOODY MARY.
ANYONE WANT ONE?
509
00:22:20,801 --> 00:22:22,868
NOT FOR ME.
510
00:22:22,868 --> 00:22:25,667
OH, UH, YEAH,
WE HAVE TO
FIND SOMEONE
TO TEND BAR.
511
00:22:25,667 --> 00:22:27,601
BRENT, UH, HAS TO
WORK AT WOODY'S.
512
00:22:27,601 --> 00:22:28,601
I CAN TEND BAR.
513
00:22:28,601 --> 00:22:30,300
YOU CAN?
514
00:22:30,300 --> 00:22:33,234
YEAH, HOW DO YOU
THINK I EARNED EXTRA
MONEY BACK IN COLLEGE?
515
00:22:33,234 --> 00:22:34,734
I TENDED BAR AT
ALL THE AA MEETINGS.
516
00:22:36,801 --> 00:22:39,033
ACCOUNTANTS
ASSOCIATION.
517
00:22:39,033 --> 00:22:40,601
WELL, THAT WOULD
BE GREAT, SWEETIE,
518
00:22:40,601 --> 00:22:41,667
BUT WE CAN'T
PAY A LOT.
519
00:22:41,667 --> 00:22:43,167
THAT DOESN'T
MATTER.
520
00:22:43,167 --> 00:22:45,100
THERE'S NO
SHAME IN EARNING
AN HONEST
NIGHT'S PAY
521
00:22:45,100 --> 00:22:46,467
FOR AN HONEST
NIGHT'S WORK.
522
00:22:50,734 --> 00:22:53,834
WELL, THEN, YOU
BETTER GET OUT YOUR
COCKTAIL SHAKER
523
00:22:53,834 --> 00:22:55,267
AND START
SHAKING, MISTER!
524
00:22:55,267 --> 00:22:57,067
[ Chuckling ]
UH-HUH?
525
00:22:57,067 --> 00:22:59,667
STOCKWELL IS A
FUCKING HOMOPHOBE,
526
00:22:59,667 --> 00:23:00,868
IS WHAT HE IS.
527
00:23:00,868 --> 00:23:03,000
HE'S TRYING TO
TURN ALL THE GAYS
INTO SCAPEGOATS,
528
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:06,100
L... LIKE THEY DID
IN THE PAST WITH
OTHER MINORITIES.
529
00:23:06,100 --> 00:23:09,200
SO WHOEVER THOSE
ASSHOLES ARE WHO
SAY THAT IT COULDN'T
HAPPEN HERE?
530
00:23:09,200 --> 00:23:10,667
WELL, IT IS
HAPPENING!
531
00:23:13,334 --> 00:23:16,033
SO, WHAT'D WE
DO THIS TIME?
532
00:23:16,033 --> 00:23:18,901
UH, SHUT DOWN A BAR
ON LIBERTY AVENUE.
533
00:23:18,901 --> 00:23:22,067
AND THE FAIRIES
ARE ALL A-
FLUTTER, HUH?
534
00:23:22,067 --> 00:23:25,000
THERE'S NO REASON
TO CALL PEOPLE
NAMES, TOM.
535
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,234
MAYBE YOU'D
WANT TO JOIN
THEM, HUH?
536
00:23:27,234 --> 00:23:29,434
HEY, ISN'T THAT
YOUR GIRLFRIEND?
537
00:23:29,434 --> 00:23:30,934
IT'S NOT ANY DIFFERENT
THAN WHAT THE...
538
00:23:30,934 --> 00:23:32,934
THOSE FUCKIN' NAZIS
DID TO THE JEWS!
539
00:23:32,934 --> 00:23:35,033
OR... OR WHAT
HAPPENED TO
CICELY TYSON
540
00:23:35,033 --> 00:23:37,534
WHEN SHE TRIED
TO TAKE A SIP OF
WATER OUT OF THAT
DRINKING FOUNTAIN.
541
00:23:39,667 --> 00:23:41,167
YOU OUGHTA GET
HER A MUZZLE.
542
00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:43,601
'SCUSE ME.
543
00:23:48,033 --> 00:23:49,701
HOW COULD YOU
LET THIS HAPPEN?
544
00:23:49,701 --> 00:23:51,200
ME? WHAT DID I
HAVE TO DO WITH...
545
00:23:51,200 --> 00:23:52,868
DON'T TELL ME YOU
DIDN'T KNOW WHAT
HE HAD PLANNED.
546
00:23:52,868 --> 00:23:54,734
HE'S YOUR FUCKIN'
BOSS, ISN'T HE?
547
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:57,467
I SWEAR I DIDN'T
KNOW JACK SHIT.
OH, WELL, SAVE
IT, CARL...
548
00:23:58,701 --> 00:24:00,067
'CAUSE I'M
NOT BUYIN' IT.
549
00:24:02,634 --> 00:24:04,534
STOCKWELL CAN
GO TO HELL!
550
00:24:04,534 --> 00:24:08,367
Protesters: [ Chanting ]
STOCKWELL CAN
GO TO HELL!
551
00:24:08,367 --> 00:24:10,501
IT WAS THE ONLY
TIME THEY COULD MEET.
552
00:24:10,501 --> 00:24:11,901
YOU SAID THE
COURT DATE ISN'T
FOR MONTHS.
553
00:24:11,901 --> 00:24:14,000
BUT WE HAVE TO
START BUILDING
OUR APPEAL NOW.
554
00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,701
WE'VE GOT TO
INTERVIEW THE
DEFENDANTS,
555
00:24:15,701 --> 00:24:17,701
LINE UP
WITNESSES...
WHICH OBVIOUSLY
TAKES PRECEDENCE
556
00:24:17,701 --> 00:24:19,267
OVER PICKING
YOUR SON UP
FROM DAYCARE.
557
00:24:19,267 --> 00:24:21,033
I'VE TOLD YOU:
IT'S A...
IT'S A LAND-
MARK CASE.
558
00:24:21,033 --> 00:24:22,467
YES, SO
I'VE HEARD.
CAN I FINISH?
559
00:24:22,467 --> 00:24:23,601
YES, GO
AHEAD, FINISH.
560
00:24:23,601 --> 00:24:25,200
...THAT HAS DIRECT
BEARING ON OUR LIVES.
561
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:27,133
WHAT THE COURTS
HAVE BASICALLY SAID
562
00:24:27,133 --> 00:24:28,901
IS THAT A FAMILY
WITH GAY PARENTS
563
00:24:28,901 --> 00:24:32,067
IS LESS THAN A FAMILY
WITH STRAIGHT PARENTS,
564
00:24:32,067 --> 00:24:36,100
SO IT'S ABOUT MORE THAN
JUST JEANETTE ARLEN
AND ANNA SOKOWSKI.
565
00:24:36,100 --> 00:24:37,667
IT'S ABOUT YOU AND ME.
566
00:24:37,667 --> 00:24:39,734
WELL, IF IT IS
ABOUT YOU AND ME,
567
00:24:39,734 --> 00:24:42,234
MAYBE YOU COULD
TRY SHOWING A
LITTLE MORE RE-
SPECT FOR MY LIFE,
568
00:24:42,234 --> 00:24:45,367
MY JOB.
LOOK, I SAID I
WAS SORRY ABOUT
A BILLIONS TIMES.
569
00:24:45,367 --> 00:24:47,834
I MEAN, WAS...
WAS IT THAT BIG
OF AN IMPOSITION?
570
00:24:47,834 --> 00:24:49,968
DID IT CREATE
SOME LIFE-THREAT-
ENING CATASTROPHE
571
00:24:49,968 --> 00:24:51,234
AT THE
ART GALLERY?
YOU SEE?
572
00:24:51,234 --> 00:24:53,200
THIS IS EXACTLY
WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT.
573
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:55,968
WHAT I DO COULDN'T
POSSIBLY BE AS
IMPORTANT AS
WHAT YOU DO.
574
00:24:55,968 --> 00:24:57,901
IT'S MY JOB
THAT PAYS FOR
THIS MORTGAGE.
575
00:24:57,901 --> 00:24:59,968
IT'S MY SALARY
THAT PAYS FOR
GUS' DAYCARE.
576
00:24:59,968 --> 00:25:02,334
THIS ISN'T ABOUT
MONEY, IT'S ABOUT
KEEPING YOUR WORD,
577
00:25:02,334 --> 00:25:03,334
AND WE MADE
A DEAL.
578
00:25:03,334 --> 00:25:05,634
THIS IS THE CASE
OF MY CAREER!
579
00:25:05,634 --> 00:25:07,534
AND THIS IS
THE LAUNDRY,
AND THOSE ARE
THE DISHES,
580
00:25:07,534 --> 00:25:08,734
AND THIS IS
OUR SON...
581
00:25:10,267 --> 00:25:11,534
WHO NEEDS TO
TAKE A BATH.
582
00:25:14,367 --> 00:25:15,300
LINZ...
583
00:25:17,501 --> 00:25:19,133
LINZ!
584
00:25:19,133 --> 00:25:20,133
I'M NOT YOU...
585
00:25:24,968 --> 00:25:28,601
AND I'M NEVER GOING
TO BE THE KIND OF
MOTHER YOU ARE.
586
00:25:28,601 --> 00:25:30,334
AND WHAT KIND OF
MOTHER'S THAT?
587
00:25:30,334 --> 00:25:32,367
THE KIND WHO'S
WILLING TO GIVE
EVERYTHING UP
588
00:25:32,367 --> 00:25:34,634
TO BE THERE WITH
HER KID, 24/7.
589
00:25:34,634 --> 00:25:36,634
WHO ASKED
YOU TO BE?
590
00:25:36,634 --> 00:25:38,901
THE AGREEMENT
WAS TO SHARE
AND SHARE ALIKE,
591
00:25:38,901 --> 00:25:41,033
BUT THE FIRST
TIME IT INTERFERES
WITH YOUR WORK...
592
00:25:41,033 --> 00:25:42,667
THERE IS A WAY IT
DOESN'T HAVE TO.
593
00:25:44,634 --> 00:25:46,634
WHAT? YOU WANT ME
TO QUIT MY JOB?
594
00:25:46,634 --> 00:25:48,734
NO, OF COURSE NOT,
595
00:25:48,734 --> 00:25:51,133
BUT WE COULD GET
A PART-TIME NANNY.
596
00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:54,100
NO, NO, NO. I
WAS RAISED BY
NANNIES, IN CASE
YOU'D FORGOTTEN.
597
00:25:54,100 --> 00:25:56,767
I WILL NOT HAVE
GUS BE RAISED
BY SOMEONE ELSE.
598
00:25:56,767 --> 00:25:59,234
ALL RIGHT, THEN
WE CAN ASK DUSTY
599
00:25:59,234 --> 00:26:02,000
OR ONE OF THE
OTHER MOMS TO
PICK GUS UP AFTER
SCHOOL AND...
600
00:26:02,000 --> 00:26:04,200
AND KEEP HIM
UNTIL ONE OF US
GETS OFF WORK.
601
00:26:05,834 --> 00:26:07,901
[ Heavy sigh ]
WELL?
602
00:26:10,467 --> 00:26:12,634
YOU KNOW, FOR SOMEONE
WHO'S SO INTENT
603
00:26:12,634 --> 00:26:14,901
ON DEFENDING
LESBIAN MOTHERHOOD,
604
00:26:14,901 --> 00:26:17,601
YOU'RE NOT MUCH
OF AN EXAMPLE.
605
00:26:17,601 --> 00:26:20,667
WHAT THE FUCK
IS THAT SUPPOSED
TO MEAN?
606
00:26:20,667 --> 00:26:22,968
STRAIGHT MOTHERS
WORK FULL-TIME
AND HAVE NANNIES,
607
00:26:22,968 --> 00:26:24,834
WHAT DIFFERENCE
DOES IT MAKE?
608
00:26:24,834 --> 00:26:27,400
THE DIFFERENCE
IS WE HAVE TO BE A
LITTLE BIT BETTER.
609
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,634
I'M SURE YOUR CLIENTS
WOULD AGREE WITH ME.
610
00:26:33,667 --> 00:26:34,767
[ Closing of door ]
611
00:26:35,834 --> 00:26:37,801
[ Mixed chatter ]
612
00:26:37,801 --> 00:26:39,868
HI, HOW ARE YOU?
YOU WANT TO GET THESE
FOR THIS GENTLEMAN HERE?
613
00:26:48,934 --> 00:26:49,934
Ted:
THERE YOU GO,
614
00:26:49,934 --> 00:26:51,801
DRAGON FRUIT
EXTRAVAGANZA.
615
00:26:51,801 --> 00:26:53,534
YOU GUYS GOT
YOUR RED WINES.
616
00:26:53,534 --> 00:26:54,534
Ted:
THERE YOU GO.
617
00:26:54,534 --> 00:26:56,267
RIGHT THERE.
HOPE YOU
ENJOY IT.
618
00:26:56,267 --> 00:26:58,834
THAT'S A REALLY
GOOD YEAR.
619
00:26:58,834 --> 00:27:00,100
KETEL ONE
AND TONIC,
620
00:27:00,100 --> 00:27:01,567
THERE YOU GO,
CHEERS.
621
00:27:01,567 --> 00:27:03,100
AND TWO COSMOS,
COMING RIGHT UP.
622
00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:04,767
Woman:
GREAT,
THANK YOU.
623
00:27:04,767 --> 00:27:07,167
HOW'S IT GOING?
624
00:27:07,167 --> 00:27:08,901
WELL, NO ONE'S
BEEN POISONED YET.
625
00:27:12,467 --> 00:27:14,033
I'VE BEEN
WATCHING YOU.
626
00:27:14,033 --> 00:27:16,901
YOU HAVE?
MM-HMM.
627
00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:18,834
YOU KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
628
00:27:20,100 --> 00:27:22,100
I LIKE THAT
IN A MAN.
MMM.
629
00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:26,567
WELL, THEN
WAIT UNTIL YOU
SEE ME MIX A
SLOE GIN FIZZ.
630
00:27:26,567 --> 00:27:28,067
YOU KNOW I
LIKE IT SLOW.
631
00:27:28,067 --> 00:27:29,000
[ Chuckling ]
632
00:27:30,434 --> 00:27:32,334
TWO COSMOS,
THERE YOU GO.
633
00:27:32,334 --> 00:27:34,200
Woman:
THANK YOU
VERY MUCH.
634
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:37,267
MARTINI,
EXTRA DIRTY.
635
00:27:37,267 --> 00:27:39,934
YES, SIR, COMING
RIGHT UP, SIR!
636
00:27:50,100 --> 00:27:53,968
I SAID, A MARTINI,
EXTRA DIRTY.
637
00:27:56,100 --> 00:27:57,601
UH, RIGHT.
638
00:27:57,601 --> 00:27:58,534
RIGHT AWAY.
639
00:28:17,300 --> 00:28:18,567
I KNOW YOU.
640
00:28:19,767 --> 00:28:21,234
YOU'RE, UM...
641
00:28:22,601 --> 00:28:23,534
SCHMIDT.
642
00:28:24,601 --> 00:28:26,501
TED, ISN'T IT?
643
00:28:26,501 --> 00:28:29,367
THE ONE WITH
THAT WEBSITE.
644
00:28:29,367 --> 00:28:31,367
HELLO, GARTH.
645
00:28:31,367 --> 00:28:33,400
SAW YOUR PICTURE
IN THE PAPER,
646
00:28:33,400 --> 00:28:34,534
AND ON THE NEWS.
647
00:28:36,133 --> 00:28:37,634
WHAT A SHAME.
648
00:28:37,634 --> 00:28:38,667
YEAH, WELL...
649
00:28:40,701 --> 00:28:42,934
WHAT'RE YOU
GOING TO DO?
IT'S...
650
00:28:42,934 --> 00:28:44,934
ONE OF
THOSE THINGS.
651
00:28:44,934 --> 00:28:45,868
AND NOW?
652
00:28:46,934 --> 00:28:48,033
[ Clearing
of throat ]
653
00:28:48,033 --> 00:28:50,300
I, UM...
654
00:28:50,300 --> 00:28:52,434
OH, I... MY...
MY, UH...
655
00:28:52,434 --> 00:28:53,767
MY BOYFRIEND'S...
656
00:28:53,767 --> 00:28:55,167
THROWING
THIS PARTY.
657
00:28:55,167 --> 00:28:57,501
SO I HAVE TO...
I'M JUST, UM...
I'M, UH...
658
00:28:57,501 --> 00:28:58,767
I'M HELPING HIM...
HELPING HIM OUT.
659
00:29:08,234 --> 00:29:11,033
I ASKED FOR
"EXTRA DIRTY".
660
00:29:11,033 --> 00:29:13,467
OF ALL PEOPLE, I
WOULD THINK THAT
YOU'D BE ABLE
TO HANDLE THAT.
661
00:29:16,601 --> 00:29:17,534
SORRY.
662
00:29:27,667 --> 00:29:29,367
WHO'S THAT YOU
WERE TALKING TO?
663
00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:30,367
NOBODY.
664
00:29:30,367 --> 00:29:32,267
[ Lounge ♪♪♪ ]
665
00:29:42,868 --> 00:29:45,834
JUST GOT THE
ON-AIR VERSION OF
THE AD WE SHOT,
666
00:29:45,834 --> 00:29:47,734
THOUGHT I'D
DROP IT BY.
667
00:29:47,734 --> 00:29:49,234
YOU COME
OFF GREAT,
668
00:29:49,234 --> 00:29:51,767
AND YOUR INTERACTION
WITH THE KIDS,
IT'S TERRIFIC.
669
00:29:51,767 --> 00:29:53,033
I'LL LOOK
AT IT LATER.
670
00:30:01,567 --> 00:30:03,367
SOMETHING UP?
671
00:30:03,367 --> 00:30:06,701
I HAD A POW-
WOW WITH MY
ADVISORS TODAY.
672
00:30:06,701 --> 00:30:08,367
WE ALL THINK
YOU'VE DONE
A GREAT JOB,
673
00:30:08,367 --> 00:30:09,734
BUT AT THIS
CRITICAL
JUNCTURE,
674
00:30:09,734 --> 00:30:11,734
WE FEEL WE NEED
TO MOVE IN A
NEW DIRECTION.
675
00:30:16,367 --> 00:30:19,100
I TURNED
YOUR FUCKING
CAMPAIGN AROUND.
676
00:30:19,100 --> 00:30:20,200
I'M AWARE
OF THAT.
677
00:30:21,934 --> 00:30:24,801
THEN WHY, AT
THIS CRITICAL
JUNCTURE,
678
00:30:24,801 --> 00:30:25,734
ARE YOU
FIRING ME?
679
00:30:29,968 --> 00:30:32,300
LET'S JUST SAY WE
NO LONGER BAT FOR
THE SAME TEAM.
680
00:30:35,067 --> 00:30:36,634
WHAT TEAM
IS THAT?
681
00:30:36,634 --> 00:30:38,200
THE PITTSBURGH
POONCHASERS?
682
00:30:39,701 --> 00:30:40,934
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
683
00:30:40,934 --> 00:30:42,601
I'M TALKING ABOUT
PUSSY, JIM.
684
00:30:44,267 --> 00:30:45,534
LOOK, DON'T INSULT ME.
685
00:30:47,367 --> 00:30:49,601
ONE OF YOUR POSSE
SAW ME AT WOODY'S
LAST NIGHT
686
00:30:49,601 --> 00:30:50,734
AND REPORTED BACK.
687
00:30:52,067 --> 00:30:53,968
YOU SHOULD
HAVE TOLD ME.
688
00:30:53,968 --> 00:30:58,467
WELL, MY RULE HAS
ALWAYS BEEN "IF I'M
NOT SUCKING YOUR COCK,
689
00:30:58,467 --> 00:31:01,067
THEN IT'S NONE OF
YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS."
690
00:31:01,067 --> 00:31:04,167
THAT'S WHERE
YOU'RE WRONG.
691
00:31:04,167 --> 00:31:07,734
ANYTHING THAT
CAN COST ME THIS
CAMPAIGN IS MY
FUCKING BUSINESS.
692
00:31:16,133 --> 00:31:17,067
[ Clattering of tape ]
693
00:31:29,033 --> 00:31:30,701
Vic:
WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR DIET?
694
00:31:32,033 --> 00:31:35,167
FUCK FOUR OUNCES
OF KALE AND THREE
OUNCES OF CHICKEN.
695
00:31:35,167 --> 00:31:37,501
FUCK HORVATH TOO?
696
00:31:37,501 --> 00:31:41,334
HE'S NO LONGER
PART OF MY WEIGHT
LOSS PROGRAMME.
697
00:31:41,334 --> 00:31:43,834
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THE HELL I
WAS DOING DATING
A COP, ANYWAY.
698
00:31:43,834 --> 00:31:46,033
BECAUSE HE ADORED
YOU AND COULD PER-
FORM CUNNILINGUS
699
00:31:46,033 --> 00:31:48,000
LIKE A THIRSTY
LESBIAN.
700
00:31:48,000 --> 00:31:48,934
GOD!
701
00:31:52,467 --> 00:31:53,701
HOW THE HELL
DO YOU KNOW?
702
00:31:53,701 --> 00:31:56,367
THE WALLS
HAVE EARS.
703
00:31:56,367 --> 00:31:58,534
SIS, YOU'RE
ASSUMING THINGS.
704
00:31:58,534 --> 00:32:00,567
MAYBE HE REALLY
DIDN'T KNOW,
705
00:32:00,567 --> 00:32:02,067
AND IF HE DID,
IT'S HARD
TO BELIEVE
706
00:32:02,067 --> 00:32:03,868
HE WOULDN'T'VE
TRIED TO
PROTECT YOU.
707
00:32:05,300 --> 00:32:07,934
SINCE WHEN
DID YOU START
DEFENDING COPS?
708
00:32:07,934 --> 00:32:09,200
SINCE YOU
FELL FOR ONE.
709
00:32:11,534 --> 00:32:13,868
Michael:
SURE DIDN'T
TAKE THEM LONG
TO REOPEN.
710
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,534
WELL, I TOLD YOU,
IT'S ALL A GAME.
711
00:32:17,534 --> 00:32:18,834
HE CLOSES
THEM DOWN,
712
00:32:18,834 --> 00:32:20,434
THEY PAY A
LITTLE FINE,
713
00:32:20,434 --> 00:32:22,501
HE GETS A HIT
IN THE PRESS.
714
00:32:22,501 --> 00:32:24,634
YOUR MOM'S THE
ONE WHO HAD TO
TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
715
00:32:24,634 --> 00:32:26,334
SHE DOESN'T KNOW
ABOUT GAMES.
716
00:32:26,334 --> 00:32:28,234
SHE TAKES EVERY-
THING TO HEART.
717
00:32:28,234 --> 00:32:29,534
YOU, ON THE
OTHER HAND,
718
00:32:29,534 --> 00:32:31,467
ARE THE PERFECT
POLITICAL ANIMAL.
719
00:32:31,467 --> 00:32:32,767
HAND STEADY,
720
00:32:32,767 --> 00:32:35,167
EYES FIXED FIRMLY
ON THE TARGET.
721
00:32:36,234 --> 00:32:38,234
SAY ANYTHING,
DO ANYTHING...
722
00:32:38,234 --> 00:32:39,267
HE CANNED ME.
723
00:32:40,334 --> 00:32:41,601
HUH?
724
00:32:41,601 --> 00:32:44,100
STOCKWELL. HE
FUCKING CANNED ME.
725
00:32:45,234 --> 00:32:46,567
FOR WHAT?
726
00:32:46,567 --> 00:32:48,067
FOR BEING HERE.
727
00:32:48,067 --> 00:32:49,834
ONE OF HIS COPS
RECOGNIZED ME.
728
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:53,734
TRAPPED IN A WEB
OF YOUR OWN DECEIT,
729
00:32:53,734 --> 00:32:55,934
A VICTIM OF YOUR
OWN MACHINATIONS.
730
00:32:55,934 --> 00:32:58,567
SAVE THE BAD
DIALOGUE FOR
YOUR COMIC BOOK.
731
00:32:58,567 --> 00:32:59,968
THAT'S WHAT
YOU GET WORKING
FOR HETEROS.
732
00:32:59,968 --> 00:33:01,901
YOU SHOULD'VE TAKEN
YOUR OWN ADVICE.
733
00:33:01,901 --> 00:33:03,367
WAIT 'TIL MY
MOM FINDS OUT.
734
00:33:03,367 --> 00:33:04,534
THAT'LL
CHEER HER UP.
735
00:33:04,534 --> 00:33:06,067
GLAD TO BE
OF ASSISTANCE.
736
00:33:11,734 --> 00:33:12,734
MA...
737
00:33:12,734 --> 00:33:13,868
MA!
738
00:33:13,868 --> 00:33:15,234
NOT NOW,
SWEETIE.
739
00:33:15,234 --> 00:33:17,501
MOTHER'S TRYING
TO CONCENTRATE.
740
00:33:17,501 --> 00:33:20,467
WELL CONCENTRATE
ON THIS: BRIAN
GOT THE AXE.
741
00:33:20,467 --> 00:33:21,868
STOCKWELL FIRED HIM.
742
00:33:22,934 --> 00:33:24,601
WHOO.
THAT'S NICE.
743
00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:27,601
NICE? I THOUGHT
YOU'D BE THRILLED.
744
00:33:29,100 --> 00:33:30,868
IT DOESN'T
CHANGE ANYTHING.
745
00:33:30,868 --> 00:33:32,701
STOCKWELL'S STILL
GONNA PICK ON US,
746
00:33:32,701 --> 00:33:33,934
AND YOU
KNOW WHY?
747
00:33:33,934 --> 00:33:35,934
'CAUSE HE'S
A BULLY...
748
00:33:35,934 --> 00:33:37,767
AND WE'RE THE
LITTLE GUY.
749
00:33:37,767 --> 00:33:39,367
JUST LIKE WHEN
YOU WERE IN THIRD
GRADE AND THAT...
750
00:33:39,367 --> 00:33:41,334
THAT TERRY KID
PICKED ON YOU.
751
00:33:41,334 --> 00:33:43,701
THERE'S ALWAYS
GOING TO BE
A BULLY.
752
00:33:43,701 --> 00:33:44,834
THAT'S LIFE,
753
00:33:44,834 --> 00:33:46,634
BUT THIS TIME,
WE'RE GOING TO
STAND UP TO HIM.
754
00:33:46,634 --> 00:33:49,267
Various: [ On TV ]
STOCKWELL CAN
GO TO HELL!
755
00:33:49,267 --> 00:33:52,400
STOCKWELL IS A [ Beep ]
HOMOPHOBE IS WHAT HE IS!
756
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:54,734
HE'S TRYING TO
TURN ALL THE GAYS
INTO SCAPEGOATS,
757
00:33:54,734 --> 00:33:57,634
LIKE THEY DID IN THE PAST
TO OTHER MINORITIES.
758
00:33:57,634 --> 00:34:00,834
SO WHOEVER THOSE [ Beep ]
ARE WHO SAY THAT IT
COULDN'T HAPPEN HERE?
759
00:34:00,834 --> 00:34:02,167
WELL, IT IS HAPPENING!
760
00:34:02,167 --> 00:34:04,934
[ Cheering/clapping ]
761
00:34:04,934 --> 00:34:07,367
Woman: [ On TV ]
AS MEMBERS OF
THE GAY COMMUNITY
EXPRESS OUTRAGE,
762
00:34:07,367 --> 00:34:10,000
AND HIS NUMBERS
DROP SIGNIFICANTLY
IN THE POLLS,
763
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,601
MAYORAL CANDIDATE,
POLICE CHIEF JIM STOCKWELL
764
00:34:12,601 --> 00:34:15,567
HAS YET TO RESPOND TO
THE CHARGES OF HOMOPHOBIA.
765
00:34:17,434 --> 00:34:19,467
HEY, BRIAN!
766
00:34:19,467 --> 00:34:21,667
HOW'S YOUR GUY
GONNA COVER
HIS ASS NOW?
767
00:34:24,234 --> 00:34:25,167
I'LL HAVE
ANOTHER.
768
00:34:30,167 --> 00:34:33,467
STOCKWELL IS [ Beep ]
HOMOPHOBE IS WHAT HE IS!
769
00:34:33,467 --> 00:34:35,100
HE'S TRYING TO TURN ALL
THE GAYS INTO SCAPEGO...
770
00:34:35,100 --> 00:34:36,234
[ Switching off of TV ]
771
00:34:36,234 --> 00:34:37,434
[ Sighing ]
772
00:34:39,133 --> 00:34:40,801
Brian:
AH, SHE'S GOT
A BIG MOUTH.
773
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,434
THAT RALLY ALSO
COST ME SOME POINTS.
774
00:34:46,434 --> 00:34:49,267
WELL, I TOLD
YOU ABOUT PICKING
ON GUYS THAT
AREN'T YOUR SIZE.
775
00:34:50,634 --> 00:34:52,300
SO OTHER THAN
THAT, HOW'S
YOUR DAY GOING?
776
00:34:57,334 --> 00:34:59,200
JIM JUNIOR HAS A
BASKETBALL GAME.
777
00:35:00,534 --> 00:35:01,467
IS HIS TEAM STILL AHEAD?
778
00:35:02,567 --> 00:35:03,834
THEY'RE TIED FOR
THE LEAGUE NOW.
779
00:35:06,300 --> 00:35:07,734
HE NEEDS A
WIN TODAY.
780
00:35:08,634 --> 00:35:09,567
SO DO YOU.
781
00:35:11,400 --> 00:35:12,467
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY.
782
00:35:12,467 --> 00:35:13,934
THAT'S ALL THE
PAPER WE HAVE
ON THE GUY.
783
00:35:13,934 --> 00:35:15,701
I SUPPOSE YOU
SHOULD CHECK
THE EAST END.
784
00:35:15,701 --> 00:35:17,601
THAT'S HIS
OLD, UH...
HIS OLD HOOD.
785
00:35:17,601 --> 00:35:18,667
ALL RIGHT, LET'S
SEE THE MEMO.
786
00:35:18,667 --> 00:35:20,167
EXCUSE ME.
OKAY.
787
00:35:23,601 --> 00:35:24,767
I'M SORRY
TO INTERRUPT.
788
00:35:25,968 --> 00:35:27,934
THAT'S OKAY.
WHAT'S UP?
789
00:35:27,934 --> 00:35:29,100
WHAT CAN I
DO FOR YOU?
790
00:35:35,300 --> 00:35:36,634
BELIEVE IT OR NOT, UM...
791
00:35:42,133 --> 00:35:43,734
I'VE COME
TO APOLOGIZE.
792
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,567
ANYWAY, UH,
WOODY'S IS
REOPENED NOW,
793
00:35:50,567 --> 00:35:53,434
AND... AND THE
CONTEST WAS A
FUCKIN' HOOT.
794
00:35:53,434 --> 00:35:54,934
THE KIDS LOVED ME.
795
00:35:54,934 --> 00:35:56,734
YOU SHOULD'VE HEARD
SOME OF THE GOOD
CRACKS I GOT OFF.
796
00:35:56,734 --> 00:35:58,400
I'M SURE.
797
00:35:58,400 --> 00:35:59,334
YOU ALWAYS DO.
798
00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:02,467
WHAT?
799
00:36:03,834 --> 00:36:05,367
YOU ALWAYS DO.
800
00:36:05,367 --> 00:36:08,100
YOUR BIG MOUTH
HAS GOTTEN ME
INTO SOME DEEP
SHIT AROUND HERE.
801
00:36:11,534 --> 00:36:13,234
I THOUGHT
YOU LIKED MY
BIG MOUTH.
802
00:36:13,234 --> 00:36:16,834
NOT WHEN IT'S
YAPPING ON TV,
BLASTING MY BOSS.
803
00:36:16,834 --> 00:36:19,767
BECAUSE HE'S A
GODDAMN FUCKING
NAZI HOMOPHOBE!
804
00:36:22,601 --> 00:36:23,934
WILL YOU
PIPE DOWN?
805
00:36:25,534 --> 00:36:27,300
THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I MEAN.
806
00:36:27,300 --> 00:36:28,934
CAN'T YOU KEEP
THAT THING SHUT?
807
00:36:28,934 --> 00:36:30,334
NOT WHEN SOMEONE'S
ATTACKING MY...
808
00:36:30,334 --> 00:36:31,968
MY FRIENDS AND
MY COMMUNITY.
809
00:36:31,968 --> 00:36:33,734
I DON'T GIVE
A SHIT IF HE
IS YOUR BOSS.
810
00:36:33,734 --> 00:36:35,267
WELL, I DO.
811
00:36:35,267 --> 00:36:37,067
SO HE SHUT
DOWN A GAY BAR
FOR ONE NIGHT
812
00:36:37,067 --> 00:36:38,968
FOR HAVING
AN ILLEGAL
STRIP SHOW.
813
00:36:38,968 --> 00:36:41,801
YEAH, USING
SOME LAW LEFT
OVER FROM DAYS
814
00:36:41,801 --> 00:36:43,834
WHEN INDIANS
STRIPPED FOR
SETTLERS.
815
00:36:43,834 --> 00:36:46,167
STOP TURNING IT
INTO THE GODDAMN
INQUISITION.
816
00:36:46,167 --> 00:36:49,000
HE'S THE ONE
DOING A GREAT JOB
OF THAT WITHOUT
ANY HELP FROM ME.
817
00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:52,067
AND YOU KNOW
AS WELL AS I DO
HE'S NOT GONNA
STOP HERE.
818
00:36:52,067 --> 00:36:54,334
WELL,
NEITHER AM I!
819
00:36:54,334 --> 00:36:56,300
AS LONG AS
THERE'S STILL
FREEDOM OF
SPEECH,
820
00:36:56,300 --> 00:36:58,367
I-I-I'M GONNA
EXERCISE MY
FUCKIN' RIGHTS
821
00:36:58,367 --> 00:37:00,701
TO SHOOT
OFF MY BIG
FUCKIN' MOUTH...
822
00:37:00,701 --> 00:37:02,534
AS LOUD AS I
FUCKIN' WANT!
823
00:37:04,434 --> 00:37:05,767
IF THAT'S
YOUR CHOICE.
824
00:37:06,901 --> 00:37:07,834
IT IS.
825
00:37:09,701 --> 00:37:10,734
THEN THIS
IS MINE.
826
00:37:23,567 --> 00:37:24,868
Various:
I AM STARVING...
827
00:37:24,868 --> 00:37:26,634
[ Sigh ]
828
00:37:26,634 --> 00:37:27,734
I'VE BEEN WAITING
ALL DAY...
829
00:37:27,734 --> 00:37:28,934
IF WE WAIT
ANY LONGER,
830
00:37:28,934 --> 00:37:31,434
WE CAN PAVE THE
DRIVEWAY WITH
THESE EMPANADAS.
831
00:37:31,434 --> 00:37:33,767
MMM. WHERE'S TED?
832
00:37:33,767 --> 00:37:35,667
HE WENT OUT
TO PICK UP
SOME WINE.
833
00:37:35,667 --> 00:37:37,400
ABOUT FIVE
HOURS AGO.
834
00:37:37,400 --> 00:37:40,601
YOU KNOW HOW
FINICKY HE IS
ABOUT CHOOSING
THE RIGHT LABEL.
835
00:37:40,601 --> 00:37:42,267
Emmett:
WELL...
836
00:37:42,267 --> 00:37:43,467
I GUESS WE SHOULD START.
837
00:37:45,267 --> 00:37:48,901
SO, UH, THANK
YOU ALL FOR BEING
OUR TASTERS.
838
00:37:48,901 --> 00:37:51,367
YOU ARE GOOD
FRIENDS...
839
00:37:51,367 --> 00:37:53,033
AND GUINEA PIGS.
840
00:37:53,033 --> 00:37:54,367
IN OTHER WORDS,
841
00:37:54,367 --> 00:37:56,234
BETTER WE CROAK THAN
YOUR RICH CLIENTS.
842
00:37:56,234 --> 00:37:57,434
EXACTLY.
843
00:37:57,434 --> 00:37:59,868
WELL, IT MAY BE
DEADLY, BUT IT
LOOKS DELICIOUS.
844
00:37:59,868 --> 00:38:02,200
MMM... AMAZING.
845
00:38:02,200 --> 00:38:04,133
HMM.
846
00:38:04,133 --> 00:38:05,367
Vic:
WELL, DIG
IN, THERE'S
LOTS OF FOOD.
847
00:38:08,033 --> 00:38:10,400
HAIL! HAIL! THE
GANG'S ALL HERE!
848
00:38:12,100 --> 00:38:14,167
Ted:
HEY!
HEY!
HEY!
849
00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:15,601
WHERE'VE YOU
BEEN, HONEY?
850
00:38:15,601 --> 00:38:19,734
MMM, SELECTING
THE PROPER VINTAGE,
851
00:38:19,734 --> 00:38:23,934
WHICH, GIVEN THE
AUSPICIOUSNESS...
852
00:38:23,934 --> 00:38:24,868
IS THAT A WORD?
853
00:38:26,334 --> 00:38:27,334
WELL, IT
IS NOW;
854
00:38:27,334 --> 00:38:29,300
OF THIS
OCCASION...
855
00:38:31,767 --> 00:38:34,701
REQUIRED SOME
PRETTY GODDAMN
EXTENSIVE SAMPLING.
856
00:38:36,234 --> 00:38:37,167
I CAN TELL.
857
00:38:39,667 --> 00:38:40,601
OH-H-H.
858
00:38:43,434 --> 00:38:45,267
Ted:
WOULD YOU
JUST LOOK...
859
00:38:46,367 --> 00:38:51,601
ALL THIS
BEAUTIFUL FOOD.
860
00:38:51,601 --> 00:38:53,367
WHO'D'VE
GUESSED
IT, HUH?
861
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,033
OUR LITTLE
EM...
862
00:38:57,100 --> 00:38:58,334
SUCH A SUCCESS.
863
00:39:01,267 --> 00:39:02,601
EVERYBODY
WANTS HIM.
864
00:39:05,567 --> 00:39:07,400
HOW ABOUT
YOU GIVE ME
865
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:09,734
A GREAT BIG KISS!
866
00:39:10,901 --> 00:39:13,267
I'D ASK YOU TO
GIVE ME A GREAT
BIG BLOW JOB
867
00:39:13,267 --> 00:39:14,434
BUT WE HAVE
GUESTS,
868
00:39:14,434 --> 00:39:16,734
SO, A KISS'LL
HAVE TO DO.
869
00:39:16,734 --> 00:39:20,467
Emmett:
HOW ABOUT WE GET
YOU SOMETHING TO
EAT FIRST? HMM?
870
00:39:20,467 --> 00:39:21,968
THAT IS A GOOD IDEA.
871
00:39:21,968 --> 00:39:23,801
REALLY GOOD IDEA.
872
00:39:23,801 --> 00:39:25,367
YEAH. HERE...
HERE YOU GO, BABY.
873
00:39:25,367 --> 00:39:26,901
HERE, TAKE
A BITE OF
THIS. HMM?
874
00:39:26,901 --> 00:39:28,767
NO, NO, NO,
THANK YOU,
875
00:39:28,767 --> 00:39:31,934
I AM ON A
LIQUID DIET.
876
00:39:31,934 --> 00:39:33,767
SORT OF A
CLEANSING.
877
00:39:35,334 --> 00:39:36,767
DON'T BUDDHISTS
DO THAT, BEN?
878
00:39:36,767 --> 00:39:38,400
OH, UH, YEAH, THEY DO,
879
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,801
BUT, UH, NOT
WITH PINOT NOIR.
880
00:39:40,801 --> 00:39:43,367
HERE, HONEY,
JUST, UH...
JUST ONE BITE?
881
00:39:43,367 --> 00:39:44,767
FOR ME?
882
00:39:44,767 --> 00:39:46,300
SAY "PRETTY
PLEASE."
883
00:39:46,300 --> 00:39:47,300
PRETTY PLEASE?
884
00:39:48,968 --> 00:39:51,200
I DON'T WANT IT.
885
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,467
COME ON. COME
ON, BABY, HERE,
JUST, UH...
JUST ONE BITE.
886
00:39:53,467 --> 00:39:54,501
Ted:
MM-MMM.
887
00:39:54,501 --> 00:39:56,701
OPEN UP FOR
THE CHOO-CHOO!
888
00:39:56,701 --> 00:39:58,434
WOOO-WOOO!
889
00:39:58,434 --> 00:39:59,367
I SAID NO!
890
00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:07,601
EM?
891
00:40:07,601 --> 00:40:08,701
EM, ARE YOU
ALL RIGHT?
892
00:40:08,701 --> 00:40:10,901
I'M SORRY. I
DIDN'T... I
DIDN'T MEAN TO...
893
00:40:10,901 --> 00:40:13,334
ALL RIGHT.
I-I KNOW. I
KNOW, I KNOW.
894
00:40:13,334 --> 00:40:15,067
OF COURSE YOU
DIDN'T. OF COURSE
YOU DIDN'T.
895
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,667
[ Whispering ]
YOU HAVE JUST
HAD A LITTLE TOO
MUCH TO DRINK,
896
00:40:20,667 --> 00:40:21,601
THAT'S ALL.
897
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,400
YEAH, I
GUESS I HAVE.
898
00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:28,601
Emmett:
HAPPENS TO
THE BEST OF US.
899
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,901
WHY DON'T
YOU COME LIE
DOWN? OKAY?
900
00:40:36,300 --> 00:40:37,968
THAT'S A
GOOD IDEA.
YEAH.
901
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:41,133
Ted:
I'M SUDDEN-
LY, UH...
902
00:40:41,133 --> 00:40:43,100
I'M FEELING
VERY, VERY...
903
00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:44,033
VERY TIRED.
904
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:54,834
HE JUST NEEDS
TO REST.
905
00:40:56,701 --> 00:40:59,467
Jim:
I EMPHATICALLY DENY THAT
MY DEPARTMENT'S ACTIONS
906
00:40:59,467 --> 00:41:02,567
REGARDING THE CLOSING
OF A GAY BAR ON
LIBERTY AVENUE
907
00:41:02,567 --> 00:41:03,767
HAD ANYTHING TO DO
908
00:41:03,767 --> 00:41:06,534
WITH THE SEXUAL ORIEN-
TATION OF ITS PATRONS.
909
00:41:06,534 --> 00:41:09,033
IT WAS PROMPTED
ENTIRELY BY THE FACT
910
00:41:09,033 --> 00:41:12,267
THAT THERE WERE
ILLEGAL ACTIVITIES
GOING ON AT THE TIME,
911
00:41:12,267 --> 00:41:15,467
AND AS SUCH, IT
WAS THE DUTY OF THE
POLICE TO RESPOND.
912
00:41:16,534 --> 00:41:18,234
AS FOR BEING HOMOPHOBIC,
913
00:41:18,234 --> 00:41:21,234
I FEEL THESE CHARGES WERE
MADE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE
914
00:41:21,234 --> 00:41:25,133
OF DAMAGING MY
REPUTATION AND MY
CAMPAIGN FOR MAYOR.
915
00:41:25,133 --> 00:41:27,767
I HOLD NO ANIMOS-
ITY WHATSOEVER
916
00:41:27,767 --> 00:41:29,868
TOWARDS OUR LAW-
ABIDING GAY CITIZENS,
917
00:41:29,868 --> 00:41:32,934
MANY OF WHOM
SUPPORT MY EFFORTS
TO ELIMINATE DRUGS,
918
00:41:32,934 --> 00:41:37,133
PROSTITUTION, AND
BUSINESSES THAT PROFIT
FROM ILLICIT SEX.
919
00:41:37,133 --> 00:41:42,400
IN FACT, THE PERSON
IN CHARGE OF MY ENTIRE
ADVERTISING CAMPAIGN,
920
00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,400
A CLOSE FRIEND AND
PERSONAL ADVISOR...
921
00:41:45,467 --> 00:41:47,300
HAPPENS TO BE GAY.
922
00:41:47,300 --> 00:41:49,234
[ Clicking of
camera shutters ]
923
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:59,067
924
00:41:59,067 --> 00:42:04,033
♪ HERE BY MY SIDE,
AN ANGEL ♪
925
00:42:04,033 --> 00:42:08,300
926
00:42:08,300 --> 00:42:13,300
♪ HERE BY MY SIDE,
THE DEVIL ♪
927
00:42:13,300 --> 00:42:17,834
928
00:42:17,834 --> 00:42:22,400
♪ NEVER TURN
YOUR BACK ON ME ♪
929
00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:26,834
♪ NEVER TURN YOUR
BACK ON ME AGAIN ♪
930
00:42:26,834 --> 00:42:32,267
♪ HERE BY MY SIDE,
IT'S HEAVEN ♪
931
00:42:32,267 --> 00:42:36,434
932
00:42:36,434 --> 00:42:42,334
♪ HERE BY MY SIDE,
YOU ARE DESTRUCTION ♪
933
00:42:42,334 --> 00:42:45,701
934
00:42:45,701 --> 00:42:48,501
♪ HERE BY MY SIDE ♪
935
00:42:48,501 --> 00:42:52,834
♪ A NEW COLOUR
TO PAINT THE WORLD ♪
936
00:42:52,834 --> 00:42:55,067
♪ OOH ♪
937
00:42:55,067 --> 00:42:59,501
♪ NEVER TURN
YOUR BACK ON IT ♪
938
00:42:59,501 --> 00:43:04,200
♪ NEVER TURN YOUR
BACK ON IT AGAIN ♪
939
00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:11,567
♪ HERE BY MY SIDE,
IT'S HEAVEN ♪
940
00:43:11,567 --> 00:43:13,100
[ Moaning ]
941
00:43:13,100 --> 00:43:14,234
[ Panting ]
942
00:43:14,234 --> 00:43:17,601
943
00:43:25,701 --> 00:43:26,901
[ Clearing
of throat ]
944
00:43:28,601 --> 00:43:29,701
THAT WAS
FUCKING HOT.
945
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,133
OH, IT WAS JUST
LIKE THE, UH...
946
00:43:40,033 --> 00:43:42,234
THE COVER OF
YOUR COMIC.
947
00:43:44,534 --> 00:43:47,167
MICHAEL FINALLY
AGREED TO GO
WITH IT,
948
00:43:47,167 --> 00:43:48,767
EVEN IF WE DO
GET ARRESTED.
949
00:43:51,534 --> 00:43:52,767
UH, WELL...
950
00:43:53,968 --> 00:43:55,901
WHAT KIND OF
ARTIST ARE YOU
IF YOU DON'T?
951
00:44:04,968 --> 00:44:06,300
[ Knocking on door ]
952
00:44:10,234 --> 00:44:12,300
[ Sighing ]
SORRY.
953
00:44:13,467 --> 00:44:14,701
THAT'S MY
11:00 O'CLOCK.
954
00:44:24,067 --> 00:44:25,000
[ Clearing
of throat ]
955
00:44:38,367 --> 00:44:40,834
COOL PLACE.
956
00:44:40,834 --> 00:44:43,901
OH, YEAH,
THERE'S TOURS
EVERY HOUR.
957
00:44:43,901 --> 00:44:45,000
BEDROOM'S
THROUGH THERE.
958
00:44:47,868 --> 00:44:48,934
WHO'S HE?
959
00:44:50,267 --> 00:44:52,234
OH, THAT'S A
DIFFICULT QUES-
TION TO ANSWER
960
00:44:52,234 --> 00:44:54,200
GIVEN THE
LIMITATIONS OF
THE LANGUAGE
961
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,968
AND THE CONVENTION-
ALITY OF MOST
PEOPLE'S THINKING.
962
00:44:56,968 --> 00:44:59,167
UM...
963
00:44:59,167 --> 00:45:02,234
LET'S JUST
SAY HE'S THE
GUY I FUCK MORE
THAN ONCE.
964
00:45:03,367 --> 00:45:04,300
UNLIKE YOU.
965
00:45:14,701 --> 00:45:30,601
966
00:45:42,701 --> 00:45:45,267
♪ TOUGH BOYS,
RUNNING THE STREETS ♪
967
00:45:45,267 --> 00:45:47,434
♪ COME A LITTLE CLOSER ♪
968
00:45:47,434 --> 00:45:50,834
♪ ROUGH TOYS
UNDER THE SHEETS ♪
969
00:45:50,834 --> 00:45:52,968
♪ NOBODY KNOWS HER ♪
970
00:45:52,968 --> 00:45:56,400
♪ ROUGH BOYS,
DON'T WALK AWAY ♪
971
00:45:56,400 --> 00:45:58,567
♪ I VERY NEARLY
MISSED YOU ♪
972
00:45:58,567 --> 00:46:01,734
♪ TOUGH BOY,
COME OVER HERE ♪
973
00:46:01,734 --> 00:46:04,534
♪ I WANNA BITE
AND KISS YOU ♪
974
00:46:04,534 --> 00:46:15,901
975
00:46:15,901 --> 00:46:17,501
♪ I WANNA SEE
WHAT I CAN FIND ♪
976
00:46:17,501 --> 00:46:19,934
♪ TOUGH KID,
TAKE A BOTTLE OF WINE ♪
977
00:46:19,934 --> 00:46:22,167
♪ WHEN YOUR DEAL
IS BROKEN ♪
978
00:46:22,167 --> 00:46:25,501
♪ TEN QUID, SHE'S
SO EASY TO BLIND ♪
979
00:46:25,501 --> 00:46:27,767
♪ NOT A WORD IS SPOKEN ♪
980
00:46:27,767 --> 00:46:31,100
♪ ROUGH BOYS,
DON'T WALK AWAY ♪
981
00:46:31,100 --> 00:46:33,300
♪ I FEEL PRETTY
BLISSED HERE ♪
982
00:46:33,300 --> 00:46:36,667
♪ TOUGH BOY,
I WANNA CARRY YOU HOME ♪
983
00:46:36,667 --> 00:46:39,067
♪ YOU GOT PRETTY
PISSED, DEAR ♪
984
00:46:39,067 --> 00:46:55,000
985
00:46:58,434 --> 00:47:01,300
♪ GONNA GET INSIDE YOU ♪
986
00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:07,901
♪ GONNA GET INSIDE... ♪
987
00:47:07,901 --> 00:47:09,234
♪ YOUR BITTER MIND ♪
988
00:47:10,834 --> 00:47:18,367
989
00:47:18,367 --> 00:47:19,934
♪ I WANNA SEE
WHAT I CAN FIND ♪
990
00:47:19,934 --> 00:47:22,400
ROUGH BOY,
DON'T WALK AWAY ♪
991
00:47:22,400 --> 00:47:24,000
♪ I WANNA BUY
YOU LEATHER ♪
992
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:27,667
MOO!
♪ MAKE NOISE, TRY
AND TAKE ME AWAY ♪
993
00:47:27,667 --> 00:47:30,234
♪ WE CAN'T BE
SEEN TOGETHER ♪
994
00:47:30,234 --> 00:47:33,667
♪ TOUGH KIDS,
WHAT CAN I DO? ♪
995
00:47:33,667 --> 00:47:35,734
♪ I'M SO PALE
AND WEEDY ♪
996
00:47:35,734 --> 00:47:39,167
♪ ROUGH FITS IN MY
HUSH PUPPY SHOES ♪
997
00:47:39,167 --> 00:47:41,334
♪ BUT I'M STILL
PLEADING... ♪
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