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Previously on Miracle Workers.
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All we have to do to save the world
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is get these two to kiss.
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Have you guys ever thought
about a Kiss Cam?
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Let's make it happen.
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Ooh, there's a cozy-looking couple.
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Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!
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- Kiss! Kiss!
- They're choking.
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I'm going home.
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Okay, fine. Go home.
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How are we gonna fix this?
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Did someone order a miracle?
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The bet's off.
I'm here to save the world.
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O-Okay.
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Shit.
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Oh, how's this thing going?
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My name is Raymond.
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I work in the Department of Clouds.
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We have no leadership. No direction.
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Every day, you just come in
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and make any kind of cloud you want.
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Big puffy cloud, little dotty cloud,
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long, streaky cloud...
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fine, go for it.
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No one cares.
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Sometimes, I get so bored,
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I like to make my cloud look like things.
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Like a turtle or a car or something.
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Occasionally, some kid will notice.
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But, mostly, nobody looks up.
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Nadia. Department of Male Nipples.
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They were supposed
to squirt orange juice.
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The male nipple doesn't work,
and it never will.
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But we still gotta clock in every morning
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and pretend that today's the day
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that we're gonna crack that nipple.
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I'll be honest:
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I'm always high, you know?
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My name's Carla. I work in Bug Control.
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Or should I say Bug "Control"?
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We can't control them.
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They do whatever they want.
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They run all over the place,
fly around in crazy circles.
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They're nuts.
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My name's Frank.
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I make the Northern Lights.
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Why are there no Eastern Lights?
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Why can't I try some Western Lights?
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I'll tell ya why.
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The union.
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We spent a thousand years
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trying to make
a "bug-controlling helmet."
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You put it on, you're supposed
to be able to steer a bug.
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So stupid.
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So stupid.
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Collective bargaining my ass.
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It's horse shit.
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Okay. Great exit interview.
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Do you have anything else
you'd like to add?
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Just that I'll be happy
when this place goes under.
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Well, right there with ya.
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Good news is, we don't have
too long to wait. Okay.
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Department of Answered Prayers.
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Reminder to please schedule
your exit interview.
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Department of Answered Prayers, remind...
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Not yet.
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Let's save this weird-ass planet.
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Synced and corrected by -robtor-
www.addic7ed.com
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Status?
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Four blocks apart
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- and still drifting.
- We need to find a way
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to get them back together.
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Then we've only got one option:
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We fence them in.
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We block the roads they're on.
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Then we seal off the side streets
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so the only direction they can
move is toward each other.
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We corral them like cattle,
closer and closer,
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until their lips are touching.
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Okay, I'm... I'm not sure
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we're gonna be able to do that, Eliza.
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Craig, we can't afford
to play it safe right now.
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N-No, I'm not "playing it safe."
I promise.
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We... We just don't have the manpower
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to block off all those routes.
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You're right.
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Yeah, we need help. Let's get
the other departments.
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Rosie, Sanjay, you go east,
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round up everyone
from Bug Control to Erosion.
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We'll go west and hit up the people
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in Currents, Clouds, and Tides.
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And I'll help, too.
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- Yay.
- Thank you.
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- You're helping by just being here.
- Yeah.
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- That's so nice of you.
- Great.
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Hello?
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Hello?!
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Hello?
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Where is everyone?
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I don't know.
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What is that?
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Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
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I got this.
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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All right, everybody, look.
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All of you are technically
still employees here,
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at least for the next...
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thirty-eight minutes.
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So if you don't help us,
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you'll be in dereliction of your duty,
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which means a forfeiture
of all severance packages.
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Oh, shit.
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So go on. Get your gear.
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We've got work to do.
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Yeah, let's fire it up!
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Hey, guys, it's running!
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Over here.
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12 blocks apart.
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- Okay, let's go! Let's go!
- Go, go, go, go!
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Go, go, go, go!
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I think we got a real shot here.
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We just can't afford any mistakes.
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- Aah!
- Lightning initiated.
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Lightning. Lightning.
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We've got to get him out of here.
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- Aah!
- Lightning initiated.
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More lightning.
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18 blocks apart.
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19 blocks apart.
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- Hey, God.
- Hey! How are you?
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So glad you found us.
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Everybody was like,
"Where's God? We need him."
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Now, look, I'm...
I'm just glad I could help.
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Speaking of which, uh...
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...we... we actually need
your expertise right now...
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In another room.
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Really? 'Cause it seems like
all the action's right here.
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Oh, no. There's a lot more
action in another room.
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Oh, boy. I want to see that room.
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All right.
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- Lead the way.
- All right.
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All right, people! Back to work! Come on!
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Let's do this thing!
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- Okay, Circuits. You're up.
- All right.
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All right!
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Nice work.
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Sewage initiated.
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- We're getting there.
- Okay, hydrant's on deck.
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Hydrant failed.
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Damn it!
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Come... You guys!
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Where were you on that one?!
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They were on their break.
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We get 5 minutes every 45 minutes
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and 10 minutes every hour.
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You got a problem with that,
bring it up at arbitration.
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That stupid union.
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Now Sam's way off course.
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And there's nothing
we can use to block the road.
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What about that beehive?
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Bug Control!
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Can you control bugs?
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- Not really.
- What does that mean?
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Well, we got this helmet.
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But the last time we tested it,
it didn't work out too hot.
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Okay, well, we gotta try it
again right now.
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Be my guest.
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But before you strap it on,
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you might want to have
a little chat with Henry.
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He used the helmet six years ago
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to try to move a potato bug
away from a potato.
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Been that way ever since.
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Is he all right? No.
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Best we can figure is,
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his mind merged
with the potato bug's mind.
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Never really switched back.
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Look, we need you to steer
this bee towards Sam.
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No way, lady.
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I'm not risking my brain
for some severance.
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Sorry. Here. We need this.
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- No, no. You... Okay.
- No, we just need it.
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Okay. All right.
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- Bee me.
- What?
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Strap it on. Throw the switch.
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Bee me.
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Wait. Hang on.
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Craig...
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are you sure you want to do this?
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We have nineteen minutes
until the Earth is destroyed,
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so we can't afford to play it safe.
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Right?
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Bee me.
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Bee me!
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Oh, wait, wait!
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Eliza.
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If I don't come back,
or if I come back as a bee,
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I just want you to know that...
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Yeeeaaaghh! Aah!
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Craig!
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Did it work?
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Is he a bee?
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Hey, look!
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He's doing it,
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sort of.
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Whoa.
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Get...
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Yes!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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Get him out. We're losing him!
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Craig.
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Craig, are you okay?
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Craig!
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Craig!
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Bzzzzzzzzzz.
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I'm joking.
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Bzzzzzzzzzz.
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So, he's legitimately messed up.
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Yep.
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Right, everybody, we're back on track.
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Now let's finish the job.
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- Yeah.
- Come on.
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You heard him.
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Break's over!
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Man.
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I've never walked this far
in my whole entire life.
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What am I doing anyway?
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Uh, we need you to pump love in the air
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to make the people kiss.
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We can do that?
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Y-Yes.
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We do it right here...
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in the Department of Love.
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- Oh. Makes sense.
- Okay.
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Sure is a lot of mammoth stuff in here.
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So, this is the Love Machine.
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It's a little complex,
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but I know you can handle it.
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Well, I'll try my best.
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So, the trick is to press
this button over and over again
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and keep doing that and just stay here.
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I won't let you down.
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I love you, buddy.
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- Okay.
- I love you.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Almost there!
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Balloon grounded.
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What?!
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Uh...
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8 more minutes, people!
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Wind!
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Sam?
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Laura?
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Press. Press.
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Press. Press.
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Oh!
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What the...
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Make way! I got to plug this puppy in!
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Okay.
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- Oh!
- Aah! Aah!
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- Oh! Oh!
- Oh! No!
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Aah! Aah!
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Whoa!
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- Aah! Oh!
- Oh-ho-ho-ho!
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Oh, no! Oh!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Someone!
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Aah!
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Aaah!
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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- Heaven off.
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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No. No.
274
00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:45,719
Was that me?
275
00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:47,180
- Yes.
- How?
276
00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:50,210
All I was doing was
plugging in the Love Machine.
277
00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,189
What's a Love Machine?
278
00:11:54,460 --> 00:11:56,490
- Does that even exist?
- I don't think so.
279
00:11:58,060 --> 00:11:59,799
Sanjay?
280
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,069
Were you trying to get rid of me?
281
00:12:01,070 --> 00:12:03,799
You want to know something?
282
00:12:03,800 --> 00:12:04,999
Yes.
283
00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,869
Yes, I was trying to get rid of you.
284
00:12:07,870 --> 00:12:08,910
Why?
285
00:12:08,911 --> 00:12:10,609
Because you're an idiot!
286
00:12:10,610 --> 00:12:13,009
You're a moron!
287
00:12:13,010 --> 00:12:15,809
You made a crazy, stupid planet,
288
00:12:15,810 --> 00:12:18,749
and now it's gonna blow up!
289
00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:21,619
And you know what? It's all your fault.
290
00:12:21,620 --> 00:12:25,720
It's all because of you.
291
00:12:27,789 --> 00:12:29,490
I'm sorry.
292
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,600
Sorry, everybody.
293
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,299
Sorry I let you all down.
294
00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:43,970
I'll just let myself out.
295
00:13:20,680 --> 00:13:22,279
Oh, come on.
296
00:13:38,830 --> 00:13:40,730
- Hey.
- Let's go, guys.
297
00:13:47,940 --> 00:13:49,139
Laura!
298
00:13:49,140 --> 00:13:51,009
Sam!
299
00:14:02,090 --> 00:14:03,889
Hi.
300
00:14:03,890 --> 00:14:06,289
Hi.
301
00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:07,620
...the right sequence.
302
00:14:12,970 --> 00:14:14,369
Heaven on.
303
00:14:14,370 --> 00:14:16,430
Okay. They are just one meter apart now.
304
00:14:16,440 --> 00:14:17,630
What's the plan?
305
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:19,839
Okay, I've located
a pair of rabid pigeons.
306
00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,639
I say that we blow some bread crumbs
307
00:14:21,640 --> 00:14:22,970
into the back of their heads.
308
00:14:22,980 --> 00:14:25,579
The pigeons dive-bomb them,
smash their faces together.
309
00:14:25,580 --> 00:14:26,709
- Maybe their lips touch.
- I don't know.
310
00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:28,309
What else have we got?
311
00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:30,379
Do it! Pigeons! Go!
312
00:14:32,920 --> 00:14:34,249
Wait!
313
00:14:42,060 --> 00:14:43,590
I think they're gonna do this
on their own.
314
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,259
There's no way. They're cowards.
315
00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,460
They've choked every time.
316
00:14:46,470 --> 00:14:47,869
Yeah, I know.
317
00:14:47,870 --> 00:14:51,399
But sometimes people surprise you.
318
00:14:54,670 --> 00:14:57,340
I thought you wanted to go home.
319
00:14:57,856 --> 00:14:59,940
I thought you wanted to go home.
320
00:14:59,950 --> 00:15:01,079
No, I only wanted to go home
321
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:02,610
because I thought you wanted to go home.
322
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,349
Well, I didn't.
323
00:15:04,350 --> 00:15:06,419
Well, why did you say you did?
324
00:15:06,420 --> 00:15:08,450
'Cause I was...
325
00:15:08,890 --> 00:15:10,290
scared.
326
00:15:10,744 --> 00:15:13,289
I thought, if I said
that I wanted to stay,
327
00:15:13,290 --> 00:15:15,759
and you said you wanted to go,
328
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,899
then that would mean
that I was the only one
329
00:15:17,900 --> 00:15:20,160
who wanted to stay.
330
00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:22,830
I was scared of the same thing.
331
00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:26,100
I'm sorry I-if I've been weird.
332
00:15:26,110 --> 00:15:28,109
It's just...
333
00:15:28,110 --> 00:15:30,039
it's been a weird couple weeks.
334
00:15:41,850 --> 00:15:43,789
Do you ever feel like everything in life
335
00:15:43,790 --> 00:15:46,320
is just, like,
totally out of your control?
336
00:15:46,330 --> 00:15:48,129
10...
337
00:15:48,130 --> 00:15:51,529
9, 8...
338
00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:54,069
7, 6...
339
00:15:54,070 --> 00:15:55,799
- Yeah.
- ...5...
340
00:15:55,800 --> 00:15:57,669
- Always.
- ...4...
341
00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:58,799
...3...
342
00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,910
- Almost always.
- 2...
343
00:16:02,940 --> 00:16:05,809
Yes! Yeah!
344
00:16:05,810 --> 00:16:07,079
Yes!
345
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:12,019
Whoo-hoo! Oh! Oh!
346
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:25,899
Yes!
347
00:16:41,042 --> 00:16:42,710
Jordan.
348
00:16:47,850 --> 00:16:49,250
Hey.
349
00:16:49,676 --> 00:16:52,320
We just wanted to let you know
that Earth's been saved.
350
00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:54,129
Oh.
351
00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:55,859
Well, you must be really mad, then.
352
00:16:55,860 --> 00:16:56,990
Since you hate it so much
353
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,199
and think it's stupid and everything.
354
00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:00,860
We don't hate it.
355
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:02,999
I-I mean, sure, it's messy.
356
00:17:03,000 --> 00:17:05,199
- And frightening.
- And unfair.
357
00:17:05,200 --> 00:17:07,869
I mean, you know,
objectively, it's... not good.
358
00:17:07,870 --> 00:17:10,070
But maybe that's the point.
359
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:11,739
You made Earth a hard place
360
00:17:11,740 --> 00:17:13,480
so that we have to learn
how to be strong.
361
00:17:14,492 --> 00:17:15,810
Maybe.
362
00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:18,219
Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. Hold on.
363
00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:20,480
You knew how this would turn out
all along, didn't you?
364
00:17:20,490 --> 00:17:22,619
You had it all planned
from the very beginning.
365
00:17:22,620 --> 00:17:24,889
You've been secretly guiding us
every step of the way.
366
00:17:24,890 --> 00:17:26,089
It all happened for a reason.
367
00:17:26,090 --> 00:17:27,889
It was all part of your awesome plan,
368
00:17:27,890 --> 00:17:29,690
your grand, unknowable design.
369
00:17:29,700 --> 00:17:30,890
No.
370
00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,699
That would have been cool, though.
371
00:17:32,700 --> 00:17:34,099
- Oh.
- Oh.
372
00:17:34,100 --> 00:17:35,769
- You could have just said yes.
- Right.
373
00:17:35,770 --> 00:17:37,499
We'd have believed you.
374
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,899
Oh, hey.
375
00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:40,500
Do you want to come to the party?
376
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:41,639
There's a party?
377
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:43,170
Of course. Everyone's celebrating.
378
00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:44,779
Why?
379
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:46,640
'Cause they love Earth.
380
00:18:32,860 --> 00:18:34,389
I love you, buddy.
381
00:18:34,390 --> 00:18:36,129
Okay.
382
00:18:36,130 --> 00:18:37,929
I love you!
383
00:18:37,930 --> 00:18:39,560
I love you, too.
384
00:18:41,530 --> 00:18:43,469
Oh.
385
00:18:51,540 --> 00:18:53,466
You kind of forget how beautiful it is.
386
00:18:54,550 --> 00:18:57,679
They have no idea how close
they came to total annihilation.
387
00:18:57,680 --> 00:19:00,350
I still can't believe we pulled it off.
388
00:19:01,290 --> 00:19:03,019
We're not done yet.
389
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:17,969
A job well done.
390
00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:21,240
- Conga line!
- Whoo-hoo!
391
00:19:23,110 --> 00:19:24,439
Aren't you coming?
392
00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:26,240
Not really much of a dancer.
393
00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,579
You love to dance.
394
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,849
You dance every time
you find someone's keys.
395
00:19:29,850 --> 00:19:31,179
Well, no, that's more of a...
396
00:19:31,180 --> 00:19:32,849
sort of like a subtle shimmy, though.
397
00:19:32,850 --> 00:19:34,580
I don't know any of the, uh...
398
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:38,059
yeah, the popular steps.
399
00:19:38,060 --> 00:19:41,598
Um... you know, although I...
400
00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,929
I could probably learn
if someone would...
401
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:46,394
were to teach me.
402
00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:49,599
I don't follow.
403
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,139
Would... Would you like to dance with me?
404
00:19:51,140 --> 00:19:53,539
- Okay. Here. I'll lead.
- Okay.
405
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:55,339
Okay, yes. That's definitely
for the best. Okay.
406
00:19:55,340 --> 00:19:56,870
- So, like this.
- Right.
407
00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:59,140
- Mm.
- Okay.
408
00:19:59,150 --> 00:20:00,479
Um, and let's just stay...
409
00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,149
We'll stay away
from that ledge, won't we?
410
00:20:02,150 --> 00:20:03,749
- Oh? Yeah, yeah. No. We got it.
- Yeah.
411
00:20:35,980 --> 00:20:39,319
A freak mega-storm rocked the
metropolitan area this evening,
412
00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:42,389
pummeling the city with
hurricane-force winds, hail,
413
00:20:42,390 --> 00:20:44,719
lightning, snow, and rain simultaneously
414
00:20:44,720 --> 00:20:47,589
for several seconds,
before disappearing entirely.
415
00:20:47,590 --> 00:20:49,859
The damage caused
is still being assessed,
416
00:20:49,860 --> 00:20:52,329
but, tragically, we have
confirmed that the destruction
417
00:20:52,330 --> 00:20:54,660
includes the beloved 13th Street Tunnel,
418
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:57,399
once blessed
by Saint Mother Teresa herself.
419
00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,800
Finally, on a personal note,
I'd like to announce
420
00:20:59,810 --> 00:21:02,539
that I will be taking
a much-needed vacation.
421
00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:04,470
The stresses of the recent news cycle
422
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:06,679
have shaken me to my very core.
423
00:21:06,680 --> 00:21:09,210
I'm a journalist, but I'm also a man.
424
00:21:09,220 --> 00:21:11,149
My wife is worried about me.
425
00:21:11,150 --> 00:21:12,479
That's why, tomorrow morning,
426
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:14,280
I'm flying her and our two daughters
427
00:21:14,290 --> 00:21:16,489
to the white-sand beaches of sunny Aruba.
428
00:21:16,490 --> 00:21:18,759
Life's short. You gotta seize the day.
429
00:21:18,760 --> 00:21:21,759
This is Laron Ron St. Claire signing off.
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