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ROSS:
Happy birthday!
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Happy birthday!
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- Rach, come on.
ALL: Come on.
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It's your birthday.
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Hey.
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She's not as pretty as she was
when she was 29.
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Ms. Green wants to establish
some ground rules before she comes out.
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She would appreciate it if you didn't
use the words "old" or "downhill"...
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...or "They still look pretty damn good."
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They do.
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Rachel, come on out.
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Monica made breakfast.
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Chocolate chip pancakes.
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We've got presents.
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Good ones?
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They all came from the list
you handed out to us two weeks ago.
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Well, can I keep the presents
and still be 29?
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Come on, Rach, look,
turning 30 is not that big a deal.
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Oh, really? Is that how you felt
when you turned 30?
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Why, God, why?
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We had a deal.
Let the others grow old, not me.
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Oh, come on, you guys, is it just me?
Am I overreacting?
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No, Rach, it is not just you. My 30th
birthday certainly wasn't that much fun.
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And now Chandler.
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We're all getting so old.
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Why are you doing this to us?
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Rach, you're in a great place in your life.
You have an amazing job, good friends.
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Your roommate's a soap opera star.
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Your character is in a coma.
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I promised myself
I wasn't gonna cry at this one.
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I know my life's going pretty well,
but I see so many people...
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...who've accomplished so many
of their goals by the time they're 30.
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Yeah, but you shouldn't
compare yourself to me.
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ROSS: Come on, Phoebe.
CHANDLER: You can do it.
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Come on. There you go.
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[ALL CHEERING]
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I did it.
One mile on a Hippity Hop.
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That's it. That's everything I wanted to do
before I was 30.
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Oh, except I wanted to
patch things up with my sister.
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Oh, well. But, yay!
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And, girls, this thing is a godsend,
if you know what I mean. Heh.
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Come on, let's have some fun, huh?
What do you want to do today?
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Nothing. I don't want to do anything.
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Doing nothing on your 30th is better
than doing something stupid, like Ross.
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Hey, that was a practical purchase.
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I needed that car for transportation.
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Okay? I have a child.
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How hot do I look in this, huh?
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Ross, a sports car?
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Wouldn't it be cheaper
to just stuff a sock down there?
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That's not what this is about, okay?
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I am a sports car enthusiast.
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- I've always been into cars.
- What's the horsepower on this thing?
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I don't know, but look how shiny.
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- I can't believe you bought this.
- So can I have a ride, stud?
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Hop in.
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Get ready for the smoothest ride
of your life.
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Damn it.
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Okay, who's next?
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You know what?
I am gonna do something today.
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I'm not just gonna sit around
like some old lady.
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I want to get something pierced.
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Like my, uh, nose
or my tongue or something.
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Really? Because, you know, that hurts.
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So what? You know, the way I see it...
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Ow! Son of a bitch.
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Look, Rachel,
I know what you're going through.
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I'm totally freaked out about turning 25.
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Get out of my apartment.
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Rach, for what it's worth,
I think that you're doing great.
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I mean, let's face it,
no one handles this well.
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Heh. Least of all you.
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Would you put that back on.
Monica's gonna be here any minute.
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But it hurts my Joey's apple.
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Okay, for the last time,
it's not named after each individual man.
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You've done a wonderful job
with this party, Chandler.
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- Everything looks so lovely.
- Oh, well, not as lovely as you.
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I mean, I can't believe
you would have a 30-year-old daughter.
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And you, I can't believe
you would have a tux that's 30 years old.
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It's older than that. Ross was actually
conceived right near this tuxedo.
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CHANDLER:
Oh.
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Okay, everybody hide.
I saw her. She's coming.
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Okay, okay. Everybody down.
Everybody down.
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[DOOR RATTLING]
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Okay, everybody stay here.
I will find out what's going on.
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Hey, you got the door open.
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Hey, are you drunk?
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No.
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Okay.
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Whoa.
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Okay.
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See, I was a little nervous
about turning...
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...30.
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[CHUCKLES]
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So the busboys
took me out for some drinks.
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Might want to puke on you later.
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Okay, here's the thing. We have thrown
a very formal surprise party for you.
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All your friends are in there
and your parents.
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- No.
- Yes.
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Oh, no. My parents have never
seen me drunk.
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That they know of.
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Here's the thing. We'll get you some coffee
and they will never know that you're drunk.
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- Really, you promise?
- Yeah, I'll take care of it.
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I love you so much.
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Okay, we have to do something
about your breath.
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What about your breath?
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That's still yours.
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Okay, now, remember,
it's a surprise party.
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So when you go in, act surprised.
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- Okay.
- Okay. Shh.
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Ready?
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ALL:
Surprise!
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Okay, forward. Forward.
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Stop!
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Okay, back... Stop!
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Okay, for... Stop! Stop! Stop!
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Okay. Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
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I'm gonna break into this minivan,
put it in neutral.
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You guys push it forward
so Ross can drive out of the spot.
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Okay? All right. Here we go.
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[CAR ALARM WAILING]
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Haul ass!
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Happy 30th birthday. Here.
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It's for the child in you.
And the woman.
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Happy 30th.
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Why do you keep saying that?
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Because it's our 30th birthday.
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Yeah, no, we're not 30.
We're 31. Okay.
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Wait.
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Oh, it's you.
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Yeah. What?
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Yeah, we're not 30. We're 31.
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Nuh-uh.
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Yuh-huh. That's what it says
on my birth certificate.
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You have your birth certificate?
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Yeah, I got a big box of family stuff
when my mom died.
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Our mom.
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Right. Okay.
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- Do you have my birth certificate?
- No, I sold it to a Swedish runaway.
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, we are 31.
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Yeah.
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I just lost a whole year of my life.
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Okay.
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- Your middle name is Pamela?
- Yes.
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Oh, I never knew mine.
Do you remember what it is?
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Yes. Phoebe.
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- That's my first name.
- Right. Okay. Then, no.
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Look at that. We made it all the way
across the room. You're doing great.
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- What's going on?
- Monica's a little drunk.
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Yay, I love drunk Monica.
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Oh, she's so much more fun
than regular Monica.
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She doesn't want her parents
to know she's drunk.
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Oh, all right, all right.
Here's what we'll do.
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I'll get twice as drunk as Monica
and then no one's even gonna notice her.
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RACHEL:
What's going on?
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Monica's wasted.
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Maybe that'll liven up this party.
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Okay, will you just go help her
get changed, please?
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Okay, but taking care of a drunk,
naked woman seems like a job for Joey.
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Yep.
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- This one's from me.
- Ah.
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It wasn't on your list,
but hopefully you'll think it's really fun.
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A scooter.
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Stick to the list.
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Always stick to the list.
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No, no, no, I love it. Thank you.
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Okay, open ours next. Open ours next.
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Now that you're a couple,
we don't get two presents from you?
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For my last birthday,
you gave me a hug.
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- Okay, read the card, read the card.
- Okay.
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"Happy birthday, Grandma.
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It's better to be over the hill...
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...than buried under it.
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[SOBBING] All our love,
Monica and Chandler." That's funny.
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No, no, no, no. That was a joke.
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I know, I get it. It's funny.
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No, because you're not a grandmother.
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I know, because to be a grandmother,
you have to be married and have children.
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I don't have any of those things.
That's why it's so funny.
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I'm just gonna go...
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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All you had to do was buy the card.
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Okay, you know what?
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It was stupid to get upset
about not having a husband and kids.
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All I really needed was a plan.
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See, I wanna have three kids.
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Let me guess. And you want to have them
all at the same time...
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...and you want to have them
for your brother. Ha, ha.
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As I was saying...
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I should probably have the first
of the three kids by the time I'm 35, right?
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Which gives me five years.
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So if I wanna have a kid when I'm 35,
I don't have to get pregnant until I'm 34.
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Which gives Prada four years
to start making maternity clothes.
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Oh, wait, but I do want to be married
for a year before I get pregnant.
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Really? That long?
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Look all you want, it's happening.
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So I don't have to get married
until I'm 33.
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That's three years.
That's three whole years.
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Oh, wait a minute though.
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I'll need a year and a half
to plan the wedding.
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And I'd like to know the guy
for like a year, year and a half...
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...before we get engaged.
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Which means I need to meet the guy
by the time I'm 30.
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Which is fine,
because you just turned...
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...28.
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No, Ross. No, it is not fine.
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According to my plan, I should already
be with the guy that I'm gonna marry.
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[TAG CHEERS]
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Will you quit hogging it?
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Oh, I'm telling you, it's like
watching Bambi learn how to walk.
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You're drunk.
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Mom and Dad are gonna be mad.
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Maybe I'm a little drunk.
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Hey. Are those crab cakes?
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Did I not tell you to come straight to me
when more crab cakes were ready?
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How you feeling?
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You are so handsome.
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I want to make love to you
right here, right now.
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[MONICA GROWLS]
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I really wish that you wouldn't.
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All you have to do is just get through
a little bit more, okay?
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Then we can put you in bed, okay?
Just smile and don't talk to anyone.
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Speech, speech.
Let's hear from the birthday girl, huh?
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Pheebs.
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Don't you see,
everybody's looking at me.
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The plan's working.
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I didn't even have to take off my top yet.
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Speech. Come on, speech.
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ALL:
Come on. Speech.
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Hey, Chandler, you can't keep
your hands off her for one second.
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Oh, I think it's nice.
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I think it's necessary.
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I wanna thank you all for coming.
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My family and my friends.
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Whoo-hoo.
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I'd really like to say that I'm, um...
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You know what I'd really like to say?
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I'm drunk.
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That's right, Mom and Dad.
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Your little "Harmomica" is hammered.
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[LAUGHING]
And guess what? I've been drunk before.
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And I've smoked a cigarette.
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But you know what? You know what?
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It's all okay.
It's okay, because I turned 30 today.
246
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And I can do anything I want.
247
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Because I am a grownup.
248
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:26,693
- Okay, quick. Help me get this off.
- Yeah.
249
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:31,739
I lost a whole year.
250
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:34,575
I can't believe it. This is so unfair.
251
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,744
Come on, Pheebs, it'll be okay.
252
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,246
Will it? Will it?
253
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,250
How would you feel if you found out
you were 31?
254
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:46,254
That's not gonna happen, you know,
because we have a new deal.
255
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,716
Plus, it totally ruined my schedule.
256
00:16:49,925 --> 00:16:53,928
I haven't done any of the things
I wanted to do by the time I was 31.
257
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,888
- Like what?
- Like, okay...
258
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,558
...I haven't met any Portuguese people.
259
00:16:58,726 --> 00:17:01,269
I haven't had the perfect kiss.
260
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,771
And I haven't been to sniper school.
261
00:17:05,774 --> 00:17:08,943
Phoebe, why don't we go upstairs
and have some birthday cake?
262
00:17:09,319 --> 00:17:12,947
No, I just feel like being by myself for a
while, all right? I'll see you guys later.
263
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Thanks.
264
00:17:15,284 --> 00:17:17,368
Oh, poor Pheebs.
265
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:21,122
Hey, you know what, you guys?
I think I'm gonna go walk her home.
266
00:17:24,543 --> 00:17:27,128
- Oh, man.
- What?
267
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,297
He's gonna eat the cake.
268
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,508
Pheebs. Wait up.
269
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,302
Listen, I...
270
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:36,304
Close your eyes.
271
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,903
Maybe that's one
you can cross off your list.
272
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,324
Oh, yeah. Heh.
273
00:17:57,493 --> 00:18:00,286
Oh, and plus,
I'm one-sixteenth Portuguese.
274
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Okay, is everybody clear?
We're gonna pick it up...
275
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,340
...and move it.
276
00:18:13,550 --> 00:18:18,679
All we need is teamwork, okay?
We're gonna lift the car...
277
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...and slide it out.
278
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Lift...
279
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...and slide.
280
00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,525
- Ross, I really don't think this...
- Lift...
281
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...and slide.
282
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- Okay, here we go.
ROSS: All right, everyone.
283
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Lift...
284
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...and slide.
285
00:18:48,585 --> 00:18:52,463
- Hey, Joey...
- Oh, come on, Rach, my turn just started.
286
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,925
Actually, I just want to talk to Tag.
287
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:59,137
Oh, okay.
Hey, can I ride this outside?
288
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,889
- Whatever, okay? I'm not your mother.
- Okay.
289
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:04,142
- Not in the street!
JOEY: Yeah.
290
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- Hey.
- Hey.
291
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:12,859
- How you doing, you feeling any better?
- Yeah, I'm doing okay. I'm, um...
292
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:16,112
- Let's talk.
- Okay.
293
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:18,573
- Um...
- What's up?
294
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:21,159
Uh, Tag, um...
295
00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:25,079
You're such a great guy,
and we have so much fun together.
296
00:19:25,247 --> 00:19:26,497
- But I...
- Wait.
297
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:29,417
I think I see where you're going.
298
00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:33,379
But before you say anything else,
can I just say one more thing?
299
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:43,264
Well said.
300
00:19:45,601 --> 00:19:48,895
And a, uh, good example of the fun
I was referring to.
301
00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:55,276
Uh, but, heh, I think I'm past the point
where I can, you know, just have fun.
302
00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:58,988
Rachel, don't do this.
This is just because you're turning 30.
303
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:00,990
Yeah, it is.
304
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:04,952
But you're just a kid.
I mean, you're 25.
305
00:20:05,454 --> 00:20:07,788
- Twenty-four, actually.
- Oh, God.
306
00:20:10,292 --> 00:20:15,171
You know what I wish?
I wish you were six years older.
307
00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:19,800
Well, actually, if I'm wishing for stuff,
I actually wish I was six years younger.
308
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:23,638
- Me too.
- Yeah. I'm sorry.
309
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:30,394
[DOOR OPENS]
310
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:33,981
Hey, how'd it go?
311
00:20:34,191 --> 00:20:35,399
Oh.
312
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:40,071
If I only want two kids,
can I keep him for another year?
313
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:43,324
You did the right thing.
314
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:50,081
I don't like this anymore.
315
00:20:54,670 --> 00:20:58,172
Well, here we are.
Just a bunch of 30-year-olds.
316
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:03,678
Wow, do you realize in 10 years
we're gonna be 40?
317
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:12,019
Why, God?
Why are you doing this to us?
318
00:21:19,611 --> 00:21:22,697
Yes. My baby's finally free.
319
00:21:22,864 --> 00:21:24,198
All right.
320
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:26,867
Start it up. Let's go.
321
00:21:28,620 --> 00:21:30,246
ROSS:
Whoo-hoo!
322
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,420
How hot are we?
323
00:21:45,220 --> 00:21:47,221
You wanna buy a car?
324
00:21:52,185 --> 00:21:54,186
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