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Sam, what are you doing?
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Watching the news.
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You're supposed to be upstairs
with us rehearsing for iCarly.
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Why aren't you wearing
your 8os costume?
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Why aren't you more appealing?
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Let's go.
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Wait, just lemme watch
this next story.
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I think it's about bigfoot.
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No one cares... bigfoot?
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Why are you all interested in...?
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Shhhhh!
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On the northern outskirts of
mount bakeratational forest,
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two hikers saw something
that, at first,
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they thought was a large bear.
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It's bigfoot.
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I know it's bigfoot.
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Shhh!
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You were the only one talking.
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Shhhhh!
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Now, before you dismiss this
sighting as another bigfoot hoax,
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take a look at this footage
shot by one of the hikers
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with his mobile phone.
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There.
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See that?
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Bigfoot.
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Could it just been a guy in a costume.
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Maybe you're just a guy in a costume.
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Actually, I am.
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Hush.
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So, was it a hoax?
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No.
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Or was it bigfoot?
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Yes.
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Discussion over.
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Take that, Mrs. Guntrell.
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Our fifth grade teacher?
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Yeah, don't you remember?
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We all had to write a report
about a rare creature?
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Oh, yeah.
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I wrote mine about that tall
pygmy that dated my mom.
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Tall pygmy?
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They're very rare.
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Well, I wrote my report
on bigfoot and I worked
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really hard on it.
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And then Mrs.
Guntrell was all, "bigfoot isn't real,
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so you get an 'f'."
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I'd like to give her an "f".
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Aah, Ahh.
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Hey, you guys.
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Wow, that's a pretty sexy dance there.
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It's not a dance.
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I went swimming at Socko's today
and I got water in my ear.
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Uh, what up with the 8os garb?
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These are costumes for an
iCarly bit we were rehearsing.
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Till carly saw a bigfoot story
on the news and went all
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weee-ooo-wooo-dee-wooo-wooo.
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You saw the bigfoot video on the news.
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People fake chiz like
that all the time.
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Ah, is this about the "f"
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you got from Mrs. Guntrell?
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Maybe.
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Kid, there's no such thing as bigfoot.
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Bop.
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Oh, but there is such a
thing as the beavecoon?
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Yes, there sure is.
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What's a beavecoon?
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A creature that lives in
Spencer's diseased imagination.
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I saw one with my own eyes.
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Don't tell the story.
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I was in the eight grade.
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Ohhh.
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My body was just starting to change...
Ohhh coach berferd took
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our whole class on a field
trip to the peckinpah trail.
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And just as dusk fell, I saw it.
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What?
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A beavecoon, a creature about
yay wide and yay long.
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Yay?
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It had the head of a beaver
and the body of a raccoon.
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The beavecoon.
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Yes, and it looked at me and went...
There's no such thing
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as a beavecoon.
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Is to.
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There's no such thing as bigfoot.
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Then there's no such
thing as tall pygmies.
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You wanna see the videos
of my mom and gwooji?
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Not at all.
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No way.
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Are we gonna rehearse this or what?
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In 5...4...3...2...
♫ I know, you see ♫
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♫ somehow the world ♫
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♫ will change for me ♫
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♫ and be so wonderful ♫
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♫ live life, breathe air ♫
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♫ I know somehow ♫
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♫ we're gonna get there ♫
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♫ and feel so wonderful ♫
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♫ it's all for real ♫
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♫ I'm tliling you ♫
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♫ just how I feel ♫
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♫ so wake up the members ♫
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♫ of my nation ♫
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♫ it's your time to be ♫
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♫ there's no chance ♫
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♫ unless you take one ♫
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♫ and the time to see ♫
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♫ the brighter side ♫
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♫ of every situation ♫
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♫ some things are meant to be ♫
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♫ so give it your best ♫
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♫ and leave the rest to me ♫
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♫ leave it all to me ♫
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♫ leave it all to me ♫
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♫ just leave it all to me ♫
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Sync by Hana.Bean
www.Addic7ed.Com
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hey.
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Man, how long should a crock
pot take to cook gumbo?
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How would I know?
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Well, check it on your pear phone.
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There's no crock pot app.
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Man, everybody's talking about
bigfoot because of that video
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on the news.
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I know.
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During my last class, the... hey, hey.
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What?
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Will you guys tell Shawn
that bigfoot does exist?
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Will you guys tell Gibby
that bigfoot is a myth?
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Well, myth doesn't ne... told ya.
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There's no such thing as a bigfoot.
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You watch your mouth.
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What?
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Or I will watch it for you.
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For me?
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Bigfoot does exist.
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This is just like the
last time with unicorns.
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There's no bigfoot.
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Guys, don't fight about it.
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Ah, let 'em fight.
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The only fun part about
this whole bigfoot debate
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is watching people
scream at each other.
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People screaming at
each other isn't fun.
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Yeah, it is.
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Watch this.
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Isn't that miss Briggs' bullhorn?
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It was before I took it.
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Attention, attention, people.
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Okay, everybody who thinks
bigfoot is real, say "yeah."
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Yeah.
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Okay, now everyone who thinks
bigfoot is fake, say "yeah."
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Yeah.
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Okay, about half and half.
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That means half of you
are stupid, discuss.
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Stupid.
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Hey, you guys, guess what.
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What's up?
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Why is everyone fighting?
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The bigfoot debate.
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Oh, good.
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Gimme that.
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Hey, I wanna speak to everyone.
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You guys.
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Everyone.
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Listen.
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If you wanna know the
truth about bigfoot,
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watch iCarly tomorrow
night because Sam and I
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will be interviewing
doctor Sydney Van Gurbin.
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Who's that?
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We don't know who that is.
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He is a scientist who's
been researching bigfoot
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for the last 10 years.
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He even wrote this book:
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Bigfoot true or real?
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Bigfoot.
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So watch iCarly.
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How'd you get that guy
to come on iCarly?
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I just e-mailed him and he
wrote back saying he'd do it.
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We're really gonna talk
about bigfoot on iCarly?
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Sure, why not?
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You don't think we'd kinda
be jumpin' the shark
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a little bit with that?
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No.
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Lots of people are really curious
about... hey, hey, hey, hey.
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Get to class.
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Go.
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Scurry.
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Scoot.
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Come on, let's go.
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So you took my bullhorn.
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No.
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No, no, no.
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See Sam was the one... come with me.
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Loud.
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And finally, a hearty
layer of Mozzarella...
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There's no such thing
as too much cheese.
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Eeee.
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Oh, the cheese.
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Oh.
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Raining cheese deliciousness.
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And there.
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That's how you make...
Gibby Parmesan.
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Yay.
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Gibby.
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Now, that's Italian.
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Ugh.
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Augh.
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Okay, this past week, all over America...
...Especially here
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in Seattle... ...
People have been talking about one thing...
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Or as bigfoot's called in Mexico...
So now we're gonna
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bring out a scientist who's
possibly the world's
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number one expert on bigfoot.
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Sit down there.
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So, thanks for being
here, doctor Van Gurbin.
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Well, thank you for having me on.
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No prob.
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I know that lots of people
think bigfoot is a myth,
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but that's just because they
haven't read my new book:
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Bigfoot: True or real?
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Right.
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So, what'd you think about the recent
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bigfoot sighting by those hikers
in mount Baker national forest?
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Do you think it was real?
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Oh, I do.
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In fact, two years ago I predicted
that bigfoot would be spotted
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in that very location,
anbecause bigfoot usually
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comes out of hibernation
during this time of the year.
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You weren't popular
as a kid, were you?
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No.
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Sam.
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So when's the first
time you... Spencer?
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Uh... sorry, Spencer just
walked in for some reason.
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Hi, sorry to interrupt.
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Not sorry enough to not do it.
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Ha.
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Anyway, doctor Van Gurbin,
a question, if I may.
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Uh, sure.
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What do you know about the beavecoon?
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Oh, my God.
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Dude.
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>. Surely you've heard of it.
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It has the head of a beaver
and the body of a raccoon?
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Is this person supposed to be here?
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He's my brother.
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Oh.
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Well, I'm sorry, but I am not
familiar with a beavecoon.
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But you're not denying that it exists.
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And now, Sam and I will
sing a little song called
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"Spencer's leaving."
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♫ Spencer's leaving ♫
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♫ it's time for you to go ♫
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♫ so he's leaving ♫
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♫ he's leaving ♫
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♫ it's time for you to go away ♫
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that song's lame.
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Sorry about the intrusion.
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Back to bigfoot.
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Right.
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So over the next few days,
I'll be camping out
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in the northern outskirts of
mount Baker national forest.
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To get some hard evidence on bigfoot?
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Hahat's the dream.
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And you can read about
that dream in my new book:
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Bigfoot: True or real?
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If you see an animal that looks
like this, please contact...
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Aw, man.
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Spencer.
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Don't zoom in on it.
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Ha, listen to this.
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Since 2005, at least 56 people
claim to have seen bigfoot
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in or around the northern areas
of mount Baker national forest.
269
00:09:56,350 --> 00:09:59,080
Sure, 56 freaks and liars.
270
00:09:59,150 --> 00:10:03,590
No, it says one was a girl
scout and one was a rabbi.
271
00:10:03,660 --> 00:10:06,960
So a lying little girl
and a freaky rabbi.
272
00:10:07,030 --> 00:10:11,400
I once met a freaky rabbi in Vegas.
273
00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:12,530
Hey, can I have this root beer?
274
00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:13,800
Wait, I think that's our last one.
275
00:10:13,870 --> 00:10:16,770
It is, thanks.
276
00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:17,570
Ah.
277
00:10:17,640 --> 00:10:19,270
Look, it says right here:
278
00:10:19,340 --> 00:10:22,010
Two graduate students from
the university of Fresno
279
00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:26,440
recorded video of a female
beaver and a male raccoon
280
00:10:26,510 --> 00:10:31,080
"socializing" by a River.
281
00:10:31,150 --> 00:10:36,020
Ulch, this is diet.
282
00:10:36,090 --> 00:10:37,320
Have you guys ever watched this show:
283
00:10:37,390 --> 00:10:39,290
Celebrities underwater?
284
00:10:39,360 --> 00:10:41,560
Oh, check this out.
285
00:10:41,630 --> 00:10:43,060
In the past year,
tourists have reported
286
00:10:43,130 --> 00:10:45,600
nearly a dozen sightings of
bigfoot in the wooded area
287
00:10:45,660 --> 00:10:48,530
behind a well-known hot dog
stand called Robin's weiners.
288
00:10:48,600 --> 00:10:49,800
I've heard of that place.
289
00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:51,540
The food channel did a whole
thing about Robin's weiners
290
00:10:51,600 --> 00:10:52,970
on American meats.
291
00:10:53,040 --> 00:10:54,340
Here, click on the link.
292
00:10:54,410 --> 00:10:59,840
Man, how can David schwimmer
hold his breath this long?
293
00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:02,080
Wait, he's not moving.
294
00:11:02,150 --> 00:11:03,010
> A-ha.
295
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:05,720
In the 1800s, a cherokee
Indian was bitten
296
00:11:05,780 --> 00:11:08,790
by an animal he described
as having "head of beaver"
297
00:11:08,850 --> 00:11:12,190
and "rump of raccoon."
298
00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:14,890
He's still not moving.
299
00:11:14,960 --> 00:11:18,600
Ryan seacrest said, "best
hot dog I ever had."
300
00:11:18,660 --> 00:11:19,530
So?
301
00:11:19,600 --> 00:11:22,370
Ryan seacrest is never wrong.
302
00:11:22,430 --> 00:11:27,410
I guess there's never gonna
be a friends reunion.
303
00:11:27,470 --> 00:11:28,540
Okay, look.
304
00:11:28,610 --> 00:11:30,370
I wanna prove that bigfoot exists.
305
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,210
You wanna find a beavecoon,
and Sam wants to go
306
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,080
to Robin's weiners.
307
00:11:33,150 --> 00:11:34,710
I do.
308
00:11:34,780 --> 00:11:35,710
And?
309
00:11:35,780 --> 00:11:37,210
Doesn't Socko have an R.V.?
310
00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:38,620
You mean a recreational vehicle?
311
00:11:38,680 --> 00:11:39,820
Yes.
312
00:11:39,890 --> 00:11:40,580
He does.
313
00:11:40,650 --> 00:11:44,220
So borrow it, and let's go up
to mount Baker national forest.
314
00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:44,790
You wanna?
315
00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:45,820
Yeah, c'mon.
316
00:11:45,890 --> 00:11:46,720
Robin's weiners.
317
00:11:46,790 --> 00:11:47,360
Let's do it.
318
00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:48,130
Road trip.
319
00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:49,060
I'm in.
320
00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:50,230
Yeah.
321
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:55,530
Wow.
322
00:11:55,600 --> 00:11:56,070
Oo.
323
00:11:56,130 --> 00:11:57,000
Yes.
324
00:11:57,070 --> 00:12:00,240
Yeah.
325
00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:01,370
Awesome hot dog.
326
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:02,070
Mm-hmm.
327
00:12:02,140 --> 00:12:03,070
Oh, yeah.
328
00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:06,410
Honking for Robin's weiners.
329
00:12:06,480 --> 00:12:09,310
Robin's weiners.
330
00:12:09,380 --> 00:12:10,580
Wow.
331
00:12:10,650 --> 00:12:11,750
Oh, there's the exit.
332
00:12:11,820 --> 00:12:12,880
Mount Baker national forest.
333
00:12:12,950 --> 00:12:14,120
Right there, go, go.
334
00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:14,790
I see it.
335
00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:18,220
Oh, water in my ear.
336
00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:25,530
Careful, careful.
337
00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:27,320
Open your eyes.
338
00:12:27,390 --> 00:12:30,130
Yeah.
339
00:12:30,190 --> 00:12:34,900
And welcome to mount
Baker national forest.
340
00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:36,070
Wow.
341
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,800
Wow.
342
00:12:37,870 --> 00:12:39,940
Yay, let's go find bigfoot.
343
00:12:40,000 --> 00:12:42,970
And a beavecoon.
344
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:45,080
Bigfoot is our priority.
345
00:12:45,140 --> 00:12:47,180
Nyeeehhh.
346
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:50,280
I'll set up the equipment.
347
00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:52,020
Sam.
348
00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,280
Sam?
349
00:12:54,350 --> 00:12:59,560
Aw, she fell asleep while
eating one of Robin's weiners.
350
00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:05,130
Sam, wake up.
351
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:09,100
Wow, it's nice out here.
352
00:13:09,170 --> 00:13:11,570
Ah, I still got water in my ear.
353
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:12,840
Aa-aah.
354
00:13:12,900 --> 00:13:13,800
Quit spazzing out.
355
00:13:13,870 --> 00:13:15,570
You're gonna scare bigfoot away.
356
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:17,810
I don't think a seven-foot
beast man is gonna be afraid
357
00:13:17,880 --> 00:13:21,480
of a 160-pound spazzy artist.
358
00:13:21,550 --> 00:13:24,310
Okay, I'm gonna go set
these up in a tree.
359
00:13:24,380 --> 00:13:25,380
What are those?
360
00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:27,850
Motion-activated night-vision
wireless cameras.
361
00:13:27,920 --> 00:13:29,690
Ahhhhh?
362
00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:32,920
See, I set these up in a tall tree,
and when they pick up motion,
363
00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:35,030
they turn on and transmit
an audio-video signal,
364
00:13:35,090 --> 00:13:36,730
scanning a radius of up to 10 yards.
365
00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:37,730
Ow, it hurts.
366
00:13:37,800 --> 00:13:38,290
What?
367
00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:40,530
The sound of him talking.
368
00:13:40,600 --> 00:13:42,700
Look Sam, I'm not just gonna
stand here... just go set up
369
00:13:42,770 --> 00:13:45,170
your tree cameras.
370
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,240
Okay.
371
00:13:47,300 --> 00:13:47,900
All right.
372
00:13:47,970 --> 00:13:49,040
There's a big tree.
373
00:13:49,110 --> 00:13:50,570
I'm gonna go rig up my rope trap.
374
00:13:50,640 --> 00:13:51,270
Wait, wait.
375
00:13:51,340 --> 00:13:53,080
You're gonna try to trap bigfoot?
376
00:13:53,140 --> 00:13:56,780
No, but there might be wild
pigs or deer in these woods.
377
00:13:56,850 --> 00:14:01,350
I'm gonna trap a snack.
378
00:14:01,420 --> 00:14:02,520
Here.
379
00:14:02,590 --> 00:14:07,190
I need you to stick this in my head.
380
00:14:07,260 --> 00:14:08,320
Why'd you bring this?
381
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,530
'Cause I read online that you
can use them to get water out
382
00:14:10,590 --> 00:14:11,260
of a person's ear.
383
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:13,130
Try it.
384
00:14:13,200 --> 00:14:15,930
You want me to use a Turkey baster
to suck water out of your ear?
385
00:14:16,000 --> 00:14:17,200
Yeah, come on.
386
00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:20,840
Put it in there.
387
00:14:20,910 --> 00:14:22,010
Squeeze the thing on the end.
388
00:14:22,070 --> 00:14:25,380
I kw what to squeeze.
389
00:14:25,440 --> 00:14:28,280
Aha, it tickles my brain.
390
00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:29,750
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
391
00:14:29,810 --> 00:14:32,020
Hey.
392
00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:32,920
What, what happened?
393
00:14:32,980 --> 00:14:35,850
I was up in a tree and
I heard rustling,
394
00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:38,150
and someone or some thing
was in... you think
395
00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:38,920
it could've been bigfoot...?
396
00:14:38,990 --> 00:14:40,890
...Or beavecoon?
397
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:43,160
Is that a Turkey baster?
398
00:14:43,230 --> 00:14:49,200
Shh, listen.
399
00:14:49,270 --> 00:15:00,980
Rustling.
400
00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:04,980
Anybody see anything?
401
00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:05,620
There.
402
00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:08,150
Aaah.
403
00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:10,350
Aw, it's just two guys.
404
00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:11,590
And they're not even cute.
405
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:17,330
Bummer.
406
00:15:17,390 --> 00:15:18,630
Hey.
407
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:19,600
How are you guys?
408
00:15:19,660 --> 00:15:20,560
What are you guys doing here?
409
00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:21,630
Looking for bigfoot.
410
00:15:21,700 --> 00:15:23,200
Duh.
411
00:15:23,270 --> 00:15:24,130
You see anything yet?
412
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:27,240
Perhaps a creature, yay wide,
yay long, head of a beaver,
413
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:28,540
body of a raccoon, sounds like...?
414
00:15:28,610 --> 00:15:29,210
Aah.
415
00:15:29,270 --> 00:15:30,470
Jeez.
416
00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:32,640
Look, if you guys wanna find
bigfoot, go look somewhere else.
417
00:15:32,710 --> 00:15:33,510
This is our spot.
418
00:15:33,580 --> 00:15:35,080
You can't make us leave.
419
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:36,110
Whoa, bigfoot.
420
00:15:36,180 --> 00:15:36,650
Where?
421
00:15:36,710 --> 00:15:37,810
Where?
422
00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:38,280
Aah.
423
00:15:38,350 --> 00:15:39,080
Hey, did you just...?
424
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:42,090
Aah, Jeff I'm in trouble.
425
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:43,750
I really think you guys should go look
426
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,320
for bigfoot somewhere else.
427
00:15:45,390 --> 00:15:47,060
I totally agree.
428
00:15:47,120 --> 00:15:47,490
Aah.
429
00:15:48,860 --> 00:16:20,060
..... ..... ..... ..... ..... ....
. ..... ..... ..... Excelle.
430
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:21,930
Yes, it's a fine weinery.
431
00:16:21,990 --> 00:16:23,330
So any signs of bigfoot?
432
00:16:23,390 --> 00:16:24,060
Not yet.
433
00:16:24,130 --> 00:16:26,260
Me either, but I know he's out here.
434
00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:28,670
Just like I wrote about
in my new book: Bigfoot...
435
00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:31,000
We know about the book.
436
00:16:31,070 --> 00:16:35,000
Well, happy searching.
437
00:16:35,070 --> 00:16:36,440
He's an interesting man.
438
00:16:36,510 --> 00:16:39,010
Yeah, I never knew a hot dog
place could be called a weinery.
439
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:39,680
I know.
440
00:16:39,740 --> 00:16:43,080
Interasante.
441
00:16:43,150 --> 00:16:49,920
My tree cameras, come on.
442
00:16:49,990 --> 00:16:50,520
There.
443
00:16:50,590 --> 00:16:52,590
I see something moving.
444
00:16:52,660 --> 00:16:56,430
Awww, it's those idiot boys.
445
00:16:56,490 --> 00:16:59,660
Look, tree cameras.
446
00:16:59,730 --> 00:17:02,170
Let's take 'em.
447
00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,100
Oh, no no, no, no, no.
448
00:17:03,170 --> 00:17:04,800
Don't.
449
00:17:04,870 --> 00:17:14,640
Awww, I got those for Christmas.
450
00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:15,710
You see anything?
451
00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:26,460
Just trees, and some bushes
and two squirrels wrestling.
452
00:17:26,520 --> 00:17:27,260
Carly?
453
00:17:27,320 --> 00:17:27,960
Hmm?
454
00:17:28,030 --> 00:17:33,960
They're not wrestling.
455
00:17:34,030 --> 00:17:39,370
Oh.
456
00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,340
Sam's still asleep.
457
00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:44,570
Yup, probably dreaming about
prancing through a field of hot dogs
458
00:17:44,640 --> 00:17:49,050
and fried chicken legs.
459
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:52,820
Hey, you guys.
460
00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,320
What are you wearing?
461
00:17:54,390 --> 00:17:55,590
Camo.
462
00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:59,560
I'm going out into the wilderness
to find me a beavecoon.
463
00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,760
You mind wearing a special
camera on your helmet?
464
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:03,130
Well, I guess not.
465
00:18:03,190 --> 00:18:03,690
All right, cool.
466
00:18:03,760 --> 00:18:06,830
So I'll just take this and
just put that down there.
467
00:18:06,900 --> 00:18:07,500
Careful.
468
00:18:07,560 --> 00:18:09,570
Ah, come on, man up.
469
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,440
All right, so we angle that
down a little bit... ow.
470
00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:14,440
... And then we stick this in your ear.
471
00:18:14,510 --> 00:18:15,370
Okay.
472
00:18:15,440 --> 00:18:16,070
All right.
473
00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:16,440
Got it.
474
00:18:16,510 --> 00:18:18,610
And now, we'll be able
to see whatever you see.
475
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,940
Did you see those squirrels?
476
00:18:20,010 --> 00:18:26,450
Don't talk about it.
477
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:27,920
Ah.
478
00:18:27,990 --> 00:18:30,690
Here beavecoons.
479
00:18:30,750 --> 00:18:35,160
Come to Spencer, ya
lil freaks a'nature.
480
00:18:35,230 --> 00:18:37,260
Tell him to look for bigfoot.
481
00:18:37,330 --> 00:18:38,160
Spencer.
482
00:18:38,230 --> 00:18:40,800
Aah, aah, aah, aah, aah.
483
00:18:40,860 --> 00:18:41,860
Oh, hi.
484
00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:44,970
Carly says, you should
look for bigfoot.
485
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:45,600
What was that?
486
00:18:45,670 --> 00:18:48,970
My rope trap.
487
00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:50,470
Hello?
488
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:52,040
Who's there?
489
00:18:52,110 --> 00:18:54,740
Beavecoon?
490
00:18:54,810 --> 00:18:55,750
Hey, aah, aah, oh God.
491
00:18:55,810 --> 00:18:56,680
Ah, gah.
492
00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:57,480
Get it off.
493
00:18:57,550 --> 00:18:58,680
Get it off of me.
494
00:18:58,750 --> 00:18:59,680
Ah, stop.
495
00:18:59,750 --> 00:19:00,180
Stop.
496
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:00,950
Get off.
497
00:19:01,020 --> 00:19:02,090
What are you?
498
00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:03,790
Where are you?
499
00:19:03,850 --> 00:19:15,830
What's happening?
500
00:19:15,900 --> 00:19:16,970
Be careful.
501
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:17,930
Are his feet big?
502
00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:19,870
Did we get bigfoot?
503
00:19:19,940 --> 00:19:23,240
Not unless bigfoot has a
zipper running down his back.
504
00:19:23,310 --> 00:19:24,310
Hah.
505
00:19:24,380 --> 00:19:25,980
Eh.
506
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:29,750
Hey.
507
00:19:29,810 --> 00:19:31,250
Doctor Van Gurbin?
508
00:19:31,320 --> 00:19:34,680
Well, this is a scooby-doo moment.
509
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:35,850
I'm so sorry.
510
00:19:35,920 --> 00:19:39,460
I... see my book wasn't selling
well, and my dad always told me
511
00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,520
I'd be a failure.
512
00:19:40,590 --> 00:19:43,030
Your dad was right.
513
00:19:43,090 --> 00:19:45,860
So you dressed up like
bigfoot just to create hype?
514
00:19:45,930 --> 00:19:55,240
Yes, so people would buy my new
book: Bigfoot I had that coming.
515
00:19:55,310 --> 00:19:56,370
Ahhhh.
516
00:19:56,440 --> 00:19:57,140
Guys.
517
00:19:57,210 --> 00:19:58,610
What's wrong, Spencer?
518
00:19:58,680 --> 00:19:59,380
What happened?
519
00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,880
What is it?
520
00:20:01,950 --> 00:20:05,620
I saw bigfoot and I ran away
'cause I didn't wanna be alone
521
00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,450
in the woods all by
myself with bigfoot.
522
00:20:08,520 --> 00:20:08,920
Aah.
523
00:20:08,990 --> 00:20:10,620
Wait, you saw bigfoot in the woods?
524
00:20:10,690 --> 00:20:11,490
Ye-aah.
525
00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:12,190
Oh, get your camera.
526
00:20:12,260 --> 00:20:12,620
Right.
527
00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:13,690
You remember where you saw him?
528
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:14,090
Uh-huh.
529
00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:14,920
Can you take us there?
530
00:20:14,990 --> 00:20:15,660
Nuh-uhhh!
531
00:20:15,730 --> 00:20:16,230
Yes.
532
00:20:16,290 --> 00:20:16,790
Nuh-uhhh!
533
00:20:16,860 --> 00:20:18,290
Ready.
534
00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,530
Guys, we gotta go.
535
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:29,710
Come on, Spencer.
536
00:20:29,770 --> 00:20:30,740
See anything?
537
00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:33,740
Hey, is this where you saw bigfoot?
538
00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:36,080
Where'd Spencer go?
539
00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:38,050
Duh, he climbed up that tree.
540
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:40,320
Spencer, what are you doing
at the top of that tree?
541
00:20:40,380 --> 00:20:42,790
I'm very scared.
542
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,120
Come down from there.
543
00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:44,820
Nahh.
544
00:20:44,890 --> 00:20:47,160
I'll get him.
545
00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:50,390
If bigfoot was here,
looks like he left.
546
00:20:50,460 --> 00:20:52,630
Well, we're not giving up.
547
00:20:52,700 --> 00:20:56,400
We're gonna stay here until... owwww!
548
00:20:56,470 --> 00:20:58,270
What happened?
549
00:20:58,340 --> 00:20:59,970
I got him out of the tree.
550
00:21:00,040 --> 00:21:03,610
By throwing a rock at me.
551
00:21:03,670 --> 00:21:07,680
At least the fall made the
water come out of my ear,
552
00:21:07,740 --> 00:21:11,180
and some blood.
553
00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:12,850
Wait, shh, listen.
554
00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:18,090
What's that?
555
00:21:18,160 --> 00:21:19,590
It sounded like the R.V.
556
00:21:19,660 --> 00:21:20,860
You mean, our recreational vehicle?
557
00:21:20,920 --> 00:21:22,790
Yes.
558
00:21:22,860 --> 00:21:28,260
Who would've started our R.
V.?
559
00:21:28,330 --> 00:21:29,270
Come on.
560
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:33,700
Move it, move it.
561
00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:34,540
Let's get out.
562
00:21:34,610 --> 00:21:35,270
Ahh.
563
00:21:35,340 --> 00:21:40,410
Move it.
564
00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:41,240
Come on, guys.
565
00:21:41,310 --> 00:21:44,950
Ahhhh!
566
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:45,720
Where's the R.V.?
567
00:21:45,780 --> 00:21:48,220
It's gone.
568
00:21:48,290 --> 00:21:51,090
Look, what else is gone.
569
00:21:51,150 --> 00:21:52,390
Doctor Van Gurbin.
570
00:21:52,460 --> 00:21:55,490
That chunk a'chiz stole our R.
V.
571
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:56,860
Well, let's call the cops.
572
00:21:56,930 --> 00:22:02,770
Yeah. I don't...
Our cell phones are in the R.V.
573
00:22:02,830 --> 00:22:05,430
Well, how are we gonna get... hey.
574
00:22:05,500 --> 00:22:06,900
Look, we got bigfoot.
575
00:22:06,970 --> 00:22:08,570
Right here, baby.
576
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:10,370
Ugh, you guys are so stupid.
577
00:22:10,440 --> 00:22:11,010
Why are these...?
578
00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:17,780
Pull his head off.
579
00:22:17,850 --> 00:22:19,050
Hey.
580
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:21,180
You're still trying to fool people?
581
00:22:21,250 --> 00:22:23,950
I'm a sick person.
582
00:22:24,020 --> 00:22:25,620
So, there's no real bigfoot?
583
00:22:25,690 --> 00:22:26,690
Yeah, there is.
584
00:22:26,760 --> 00:22:30,560
I just got into a fracas with him
in the woods 10 minutes ago.
585
00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:31,660
Okay, wait.
586
00:22:31,730 --> 00:22:42,040
If doctor Van Gurbin didn't steal our R.
V., then who did?
587
00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:42,610
It's all right.
588
00:22:42,670 --> 00:22:45,340
Come on people, let's
not be idiots here.
589
00:22:45,410 --> 00:22:47,880
I mean, we're really
gonna stand around
590
00:22:47,950 --> 00:22:51,650
thinking bigfoot stole our R.V.?
591
00:22:51,850 --> 00:22:53,050
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