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And when the rinse cycle
began, the washing machine
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started to wobble and make
strange rumbling noises.
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Okay.
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This ghost story is going nowhere.
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You're not scary.
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Just wait.
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Then, finally, I called customer
service and they told me
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my washing machine
was out of warranty.
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[Makes scary sound]
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Anything else?
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Can I come wash some
clothes at your house?
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No.
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Oh.
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Get out of here, you bra.
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Hey.
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You bad guy, you.
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Very funny. Please.
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Okay, a lot of you guys have
e-mailed and texted us,
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asking if we'd-- what?
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I thought I heard Spencer coming.
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He's night fishing with Socko.
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Okay.
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Sorry.
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Sam and Spencer are involved
in a little game this week.
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It's called assassin
and it's not a game.
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They use blow-tubes
with little paint balls
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and try to get each other.
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It's serious chiz.
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Carly lost on the first day.
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Spencer whacked me while
I was eating toast.
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And I got Freddie while he was doin'
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a camera test.
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Show 'em, Fredbag.
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Tilt it down?
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Yeah.
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Wait, not that much.
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Back up.
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Okay. Like this?
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Yeah.
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[Screaming]
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No, Sam. Not now. Wait.
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[Screaming]
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I blow, I score. Ninja.
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So the only two people
left in the game now
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are Sam and my brother, Spencer.
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Not for long.
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Spencer gonna git got.
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I apologize for her grammar.
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I'm not educated, but
I'm a lot of fun.
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It's true.
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Now, to close the show...
No, Sam, don't-- and we're not clear.
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In five, four, three, two...
[music]
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♪ I know you see ♪
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♪ somehow the world ♪
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♪ will change for me ♪
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♪ and be so wonderful ♪
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♪ live life, breathe air ♪
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♪ I know somehow ♪
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♪ we're gonna get there ♪
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♪ and feel so wonderful ♪
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♪ it's all for real ♪
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♪ I'm telling you ♪
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♪ just how I feel ♪
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♪ so wake up the members ♪
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♪ of my nation ♪
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♪ it's your time to be ♪
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♪ there's no chance ♪
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♪ unless you take one ♪
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♪ and a time to see ♪
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♪ the brighter side ♪
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♪ of every situation ♪
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♪ some things are meant to be ♪
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♪ so give your best ♪
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[music]
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[Screams]
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I thought you were gonna be Sam.
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Give me it.
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No. I need it.
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Give me it.
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Now, how am I gonna defend
myself when Sam-- [Screaming]
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Stop it. Stop it.
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Give me your blow-tube.
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But all I wanna-- hep.
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Please-- ah Ba Ba Ba.
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Ah Ba Ba Ba Ba.
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You stand up.
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Now, I'm putting your guys'
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little assassin game on hold
till we finish shooting
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this dare for iCarly.
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Are we clear?
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Just give us back--
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why can't we just--
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are we clear?
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Okay.
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Yes'm.
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So what dare?
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An iCarly fan dared Carly
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to wear a bunny suit and offer
to brush people's teeth
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for a dollar.
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Man. Your web show's weird.
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Who's not ready?
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Let's do it.
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We'll be back in two hours.
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Okay.
Be careful agua.
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Maybe.
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We will.
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Where'd you get a little one?
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A good assassin always has a backup.
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Up against the wall.
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Feet apart.
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Yeah, feet apart.
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Really?
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Really?
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Let's go.
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She's a clever one.
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[Music]
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Okay, my pizza, the time has come.
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Oh, yes.
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Who's a pretty pie?
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Spencer.
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Hey.
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No, Carly said the game is on
hold until-- Freddie's hurt.
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Yeah, right.
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I'm not fallin' for-- I'm not kidding.
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Freddie's hurt.
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Wait, what happened?
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Carly was crossing the
street and a big taco truck
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came around the corner and
Carly didn't see the truck
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and so Freddie ran out and
pushed Carly out of the way--
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is Carly okay?
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Yes, she's fine but Freddie got hit.
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Okay, okay.
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Did you call 911?
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Yeah.
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Me and Carly both did.
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Oh, man.
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I better call Mrs.
Benson at work.
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You bought a taco?
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Uh-huh.
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From the truck that hit Freddie?
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Well, me starving is
not gonna help him.
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[Music]
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[Beeping]
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Oh, who is that?
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Ulch, what do you two want?
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Can we please see Freddie?
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No.
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Yes. Mom, let 'em in.
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Fine.
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Leave your shoes in the hall.
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Please be nice.
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Of course.
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Why wouldn't I be nice to the
girl who tried to kill my son?
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Hello.
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Hi, Mrs. Benson.
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How is he?
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Broken. Damaged.
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But I see you look
fine, isn't that nice?
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Mom.
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And I see you brought flowers,
which will only exacerbate
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Freddie's allergies.
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Mom, I'm not allergic to flowers.
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And you weren't allergic
to Mexican food trucks,
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but look at you now.
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I'll take these flowers and
I'll soak them in bleach.
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She's pretty upset.
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No.
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Really? How you doin'?
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Okay. Pretty sore.
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Sore?
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You have a broken leg and
your hand is all smushed,
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and it's all my fault.
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It's not your fault.
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Yeah, it is.
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If I'd seen that stupid truck
coming, you never would've had to--
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stop.
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Hey, look.
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His toes stick out of his cast.
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[Singing]
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♪ this little piggy ♪
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♪ went to market ♪
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♪ and this little piggy ♪
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♪ got hit by a truck. ♪
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Spencer.
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So, are you in much pain?
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I was, but the doctor
sent over some pills.
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You took one?
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Well, sort of.
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My mom thinks I'll choke on pills
so she pounds 'em with a mallet
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and puts the pill powder
in my fruit sauce.
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Fruit sauce?
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My mom thinks I'll choke on fruit
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so she pounds it with a
mallet-- it's not my business.
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Can I use your bathroom?
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Sure, right through there.
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Thanks.
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You saved my life.
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Come on.
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Sam said that truck would
have run right over me.
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Maybe.
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Hey, you guys in here?
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Yeah, we're in Freddie's room.
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Did I hear Sam?
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Yeah, she's-- duck.
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[Screams]
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I'm sorry.
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What happened to the flowers?
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I soaked them in bleach and
pounded them with a mallet.
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[Music]
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Hey, Sam.
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Ah!
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Don't. I'm just a Gibby.
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Sorry.
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I'm on the lookout for Spencer.
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We're the only two left in the game.
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But you're at school.
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So?
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Spencer will try to sneak
up on me anywhere, anytime.
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Even here.
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Watch my back while I get
something out of my locker.
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And what if I see Spencer?
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Use your face and body to protect me.
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Ah, like a human shield.
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I was gonna say bullet-monkey,
but whatever tickles your peach.
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There's Spencer with a fake beard.
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Oi.
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Rabbi Goldman.
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That was a real rabbi.
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I didn't know.
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I don't have cable.
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Puckett, you just earned
yourself triple detention.
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Come along, rabbi.
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How my hair look, Sam?
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You look good, Gib.
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[Music]
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Where is he?
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In the shower.
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His first cleansing since
the accident you caused.
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Mrs. Benson-- I have to go to
the pharmacy and get his meds.
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Freddie, I'll be back in 36 minutes.
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It should have been you.
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Oh.
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Freddie?
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Mom?
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No, it's Carly.
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Your mom left.
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What happened?
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I fell.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah.
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But I don't think I can get up.
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All right, I'll come help you.
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No. Don't come in here.
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Why not?
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'Cause I'm in the shower.
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Well, you can't just lay on the
shower floor for 36 minutes.
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Just a sec.
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Aww.
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[Music]
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Hang on.
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I can't see anything.
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I'm coming in.
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Where are you?
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Down here.
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Can you turn off the water?
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Yeah. Here.
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Ow. Easy.
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Just move slow.
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All right. Wait.
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Let me get my robe.
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Okay.
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Put your arm through here.
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Okay, okay.
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Are we walking the right way?
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Yeah, just keep going.
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Ah!
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It hurts?
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Well, it doesn't feel good.
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Where's your bed?
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Yeah, just right-- just right here.
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I'll sit first.
282
00:14:13,845 --> 00:14:14,478
Get under the covers.
283
00:14:14,545 --> 00:14:16,346
Yeah. I'm doin' it.
284
00:14:16,414 --> 00:14:17,080
You got it?
285
00:14:17,148 --> 00:14:18,782
Yeah. Whew.
286
00:14:18,850 --> 00:14:25,222
Okay, you can take off the goggles.
287
00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:28,725
That was scary. And wet.
288
00:14:28,793 --> 00:14:31,328
Yeah.
289
00:14:31,396 --> 00:14:32,829
Thanks for helping me.
290
00:14:32,897 --> 00:14:35,432
If it wasn't for me, you
wouldn't need my help.
291
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:38,068
Will you stop with that?
292
00:14:38,136 --> 00:14:44,942
You know, everyone at school
is saying you're a hero.
293
00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:47,778
I don't feel like a hero.
294
00:14:47,845 --> 00:14:50,845
Well, you are one...
To me.
295
00:15:04,829 --> 00:15:06,429
[Music]
296
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:37,671
Freddie, I got you some-- [Screams]
297
00:16:37,738 --> 00:16:39,940
What the yuck?
298
00:16:40,007 --> 00:16:40,540
Nothing.
299
00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,576
Mom I wasn't-- no, I'm just-- nothing.
300
00:16:42,643 --> 00:16:43,977
Nothing.
301
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:49,082
I was taking his temperature.
302
00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:52,552
See? 98.6, healthy as a duck.
303
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,287
Bye.
304
00:16:54,355 --> 00:16:55,388
Carly, don't leave.
305
00:16:55,456 --> 00:16:59,693
She's beating me with your underwear.
306
00:16:59,760 --> 00:17:01,995
Mom. Oh no, no, no.
307
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:05,063
Mom, mom, please--no, mom.
308
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:13,199
Hey, Carls.
309
00:17:13,267 --> 00:17:15,902
[Screams]
310
00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:16,736
You scared me.
311
00:17:16,804 --> 00:17:19,338
Yeah, I saw that.
312
00:17:19,406 --> 00:17:21,174
What were you doing behind that bush?
313
00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,409
Lying in wait, so I can
get the drop on Spencer
314
00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:27,146
when he comes home.
315
00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:30,483
Man, you look even whiter than usual.
316
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:31,851
You okay?
317
00:17:31,919 --> 00:17:36,222
Yeah, I'm fine.
318
00:17:36,290 --> 00:17:37,023
Freddie, okay?
319
00:17:37,091 --> 00:17:38,591
Yes.
320
00:17:38,659 --> 00:17:43,062
What are you, the girl
of many questions?
321
00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:47,302
Uh, what just happened in there?
322
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,600
I kissed Freddie.
323
00:19:39,100 --> 00:19:43,070
Well, good morning, mister and Mrs.
Benson.
324
00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:43,937
Sam...
Stop.
325
00:19:44,005 --> 00:19:45,272
[School bell]
326
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:47,274
Oops, second bell.
327
00:19:47,342 --> 00:19:51,078
See you after class.
328
00:19:51,145 --> 00:19:54,147
Yeah, savor it.
329
00:19:54,215 --> 00:19:54,748
Savor what?
330
00:19:54,816 --> 00:19:59,853
The love, the Carly love.
331
00:19:59,921 --> 00:20:00,721
Jealous?
332
00:20:00,788 --> 00:20:02,189
Gross.
333
00:20:02,257 --> 00:20:03,523
Then what's your problem?
334
00:20:03,591 --> 00:20:05,392
Not my problem, yours.
335
00:20:05,460 --> 00:20:05,993
Wait.
336
00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:08,462
Go to class, crutchie.
337
00:20:08,529 --> 00:20:14,635
What problem do I have?
338
00:20:14,702 --> 00:20:16,003
You want the truth?
339
00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:17,204
Let's hear it.
340
00:20:17,272 --> 00:20:19,906
Remember two years ago when I
dated that guy, Eric Mosby,
341
00:20:19,974 --> 00:20:20,540
the kid with the big nose?
342
00:20:20,608 --> 00:20:21,508
Sure, Noseby Mosby.
343
00:20:21,576 --> 00:20:23,110
Uh-huh.
344
00:20:23,177 --> 00:20:24,978
And remember how he tried to
get me to be his girlfriend
345
00:20:25,046 --> 00:20:26,913
for like six months, and I
kept sayin', "get away from me
346
00:20:26,981 --> 00:20:28,849
or I'll kill you"?
347
00:20:28,916 --> 00:20:30,284
And then, he bought
me a subscription to
348
00:20:30,351 --> 00:20:32,085
the "bacons of the world club"?
349
00:20:32,153 --> 00:20:34,588
And then, boom, I thought I
was in love with the guy?
350
00:20:34,656 --> 00:20:35,489
I'm listening.
351
00:20:35,556 --> 00:20:37,324
I was never in love with him.
352
00:20:37,392 --> 00:20:38,625
I was in love with the foreign bacon
353
00:20:38,693 --> 00:20:42,062
that kept showin' up at
my door every month.
354
00:20:42,130 --> 00:20:45,932
Like a beautiful greasy dream.
355
00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:47,934
Uh, I doubt that bacon
could make you think
356
00:20:48,002 --> 00:20:50,871
you're in love with someone.
357
00:20:50,938 --> 00:20:52,939
You ever had Bolivian bacon?
358
00:20:53,007 --> 00:20:54,741
No.
359
00:20:54,809 --> 00:20:57,811
It changes you.
360
00:20:57,879 --> 00:21:00,314
Well, I didn't buy Carly
any foreign bacon.
361
00:21:00,381 --> 00:21:02,082
I saved her life.
362
00:21:02,150 --> 00:21:05,152
And that's Carly's bacon.
363
00:21:05,219 --> 00:21:06,353
She's not in love with you.
364
00:21:06,421 --> 00:21:07,821
She's in love with what you did.
365
00:21:07,889 --> 00:21:10,824
You just can't stand the idea
of Carly and me as a couple.
366
00:21:10,892 --> 00:21:11,591
Very true.
367
00:21:11,659 --> 00:21:14,695
It makes me wanna puke up blood.
368
00:21:14,762 --> 00:21:19,266
But still, what I said
is true and you know it.
369
00:21:19,334 --> 00:21:26,807
I gotta get to class.
370
00:21:26,874 --> 00:21:29,009
Here's Spencie.
371
00:21:29,077 --> 00:21:32,279
Oh.
372
00:21:32,347 --> 00:21:37,517
Uh, I gotta quit saying
witty things before I blow.
373
00:21:37,585 --> 00:21:39,185
[Music]
374
00:21:44,192 --> 00:21:46,792
[Doorbell rings]
375
00:21:53,735 --> 00:21:54,901
Hello.
376
00:21:54,969 --> 00:21:57,337
This is the housekeeper.
377
00:21:57,405 --> 00:22:00,807
I'm very old and not Spencer.
378
00:22:00,875 --> 00:22:01,908
[Doorbell rings]
379
00:22:01,976 --> 00:22:03,143
Who is it?
380
00:22:03,211 --> 00:22:06,211
Delivery for Spencer shay.
381
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,000
Okay.
382
00:22:31,707 --> 00:22:32,574
Hey.
383
00:22:32,642 --> 00:22:34,242
Hey.
384
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,600
Okay. Bring it in.
385
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:57,576
Here you go.
386
00:22:57,643 --> 00:23:00,979
Wait. Open it up.
387
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:08,753
Real slow like.
388
00:23:08,821 --> 00:23:11,821
Whoa...
You see a girl in there?
389
00:23:19,098 --> 00:23:21,233
No. Why, did you order one?
390
00:23:21,300 --> 00:23:24,836
No.
391
00:23:24,904 --> 00:23:25,971
What's in it?
392
00:23:26,038 --> 00:23:31,510
Uh, just this.
393
00:23:43,700 --> 00:23:44,634
Just a lollipop?
394
00:23:44,701 --> 00:23:46,068
Yeah.
395
00:23:46,136 --> 00:23:48,704
Except to where I come from,
we don't call it a lollipop.
396
00:23:48,772 --> 00:23:49,171
Oh.
397
00:23:49,239 --> 00:23:50,139
Well, what do you call it?
398
00:23:50,207 --> 00:23:50,973
A sucker.
399
00:23:51,041 --> 00:23:52,641
What?
400
00:24:01,551 --> 00:24:03,151
No.
401
00:24:20,837 --> 00:24:22,838
Yeah, baby. Momma wins.
402
00:24:22,906 --> 00:24:25,675
I am the ultimate assassin.
403
00:24:25,742 --> 00:24:26,509
Whoo! Yeah!
404
00:24:26,576 --> 00:24:28,176
[Music]
405
00:25:01,700 --> 00:25:02,800
There you are.
406
00:25:02,868 --> 00:25:03,735
Here I am.
407
00:25:03,802 --> 00:25:04,936
Spencer tell you I was comin' over?
408
00:25:05,004 --> 00:25:07,138
Yeah, he said you wanna fix
something on the iCarly site?
409
00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:07,739
Uh-huh.
410
00:25:07,806 --> 00:25:09,941
I'm just gonna bump up the
speed with this eight core,
411
00:25:10,009 --> 00:25:11,943
three gigahertz server.
412
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:15,413
Oooh, I love it when
you talk all techie.
413
00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:16,147
Really?
414
00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:17,248
Yeah.
415
00:25:17,316 --> 00:25:19,717
It's cute and geeky at the same time.
416
00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:22,620
It's Kyookie.
417
00:25:22,688 --> 00:25:26,224
You've never called my
tech-talk Kyookie before.
418
00:25:26,291 --> 00:25:30,291
Well, that was before
we were-- you know?
419
00:25:40,172 --> 00:25:43,841
Ooh.
420
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:48,802
You retreated.
421
00:25:48,870 --> 00:25:50,837
I didn't retreat.
422
00:25:50,905 --> 00:25:54,474
You kinda did. What's wrong?
423
00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:57,077
Nothing.
424
00:25:57,145 --> 00:26:05,352
It's just-- so are we-- are we, like,
425
00:26:05,420 --> 00:26:08,755
boyfriend and girlfriend now?
426
00:26:08,823 --> 00:26:11,558
I dunno, maybe.
427
00:26:11,626 --> 00:26:12,392
Oh.
428
00:26:12,460 --> 00:26:13,060
Well, don't say "oh"
429
00:26:13,127 --> 00:26:14,928
like that.
430
00:26:14,996 --> 00:26:15,963
I just said "oh."
431
00:26:16,030 --> 00:26:18,165
No, you said it like you were at
a raffle, and you won a prize,
432
00:26:18,232 --> 00:26:20,133
and then you found out the
prize was just a can of soup,
433
00:26:20,201 --> 00:26:23,236
so you go "oh."
434
00:26:23,304 --> 00:26:26,640
You know I like you way
better than most soups.
435
00:26:26,708 --> 00:26:28,909
Well, yey.
436
00:26:28,977 --> 00:26:32,879
Now, what do wanna do, kiss
or bump up your four-score
437
00:26:32,947 --> 00:26:35,515
giggle-jam server?
438
00:26:35,583 --> 00:26:37,017
Eight core, three gigahertz.
439
00:26:37,085 --> 00:26:38,285
Yeah that's really interesting.
440
00:26:38,353 --> 00:26:40,353
Come here.
441
00:26:48,463 --> 00:26:53,800
Wow, you seriously
don't wanna kiss me.
442
00:26:53,868 --> 00:26:55,669
Why?
443
00:26:55,737 --> 00:27:01,441
'Cause I'm just bacon.
444
00:27:01,509 --> 00:27:02,242
You're bacon?
445
00:27:02,310 --> 00:27:04,645
Foreign bacon.
446
00:27:04,712 --> 00:27:09,316
Did that taco truck hit
you in your brain?
447
00:27:09,384 --> 00:27:10,617
I thought you wanted me
to be your girlfriend
448
00:27:10,685 --> 00:27:11,785
since the first day you met me.
449
00:27:11,853 --> 00:27:12,986
I have.
450
00:27:13,054 --> 00:27:13,887
Well?
451
00:27:13,955 --> 00:27:15,455
I'm standing here with
my lips all glossed up
452
00:27:15,523 --> 00:27:18,825
and you're treating me like
I'm your icky cousin Amanda.
453
00:27:18,893 --> 00:27:21,828
Amanda is disgusting.
454
00:27:21,896 --> 00:27:27,601
Freddie-- okay, you know how
you've always said you like me,
455
00:27:27,669 --> 00:27:30,537
but that you don't like me that way?
456
00:27:30,605 --> 00:27:34,541
You know, the good way?
457
00:27:34,609 --> 00:27:39,479
Yeah, but that was--
before I saved your life.
458
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:43,800
So?
459
00:27:43,868 --> 00:27:45,268
Nothing's changed.
460
00:27:45,336 --> 00:27:49,038
I'm still the same Freddie and
you're still the same Carly.
461
00:27:49,106 --> 00:27:51,107
But I love-- you love what I did.
462
00:27:51,175 --> 00:27:53,176
You love that I risked
my life to save yours.
463
00:27:54,603 --> 00:27:57,602
But I don't think
you're in love with me.
464
00:27:57,651 --> 00:28:04,924
You just think you are.
465
00:28:04,992 --> 00:28:07,260
You mean like when Sam dated
Noseby Mosby because he got her
466
00:28:07,327 --> 00:28:08,027
all that bacon?
467
00:28:08,095 --> 00:28:10,263
Bacon.
468
00:28:10,330 --> 00:28:13,699
Yeah, exactly.
469
00:28:23,544 --> 00:28:27,514
So, you don't want me
to be your girlfriend?
470
00:28:27,581 --> 00:28:28,782
No, I do.
471
00:28:28,849 --> 00:28:35,455
But I think we should wait a
while 'till I'm out of this cast
472
00:28:35,523 --> 00:28:39,693
and this whole hero thing wears off.
473
00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:44,130
And then, if you still
wanna be my girlfriend,
474
00:28:44,198 --> 00:28:47,233
I'd be really psyched about it.
475
00:28:47,301 --> 00:28:48,901
Okay.
476
00:28:55,876 --> 00:29:03,616
I should probably get home
so my mom can spray me.
477
00:29:03,684 --> 00:29:05,685
Well, I'll see you tomorrow.
478
00:29:05,753 --> 00:29:06,553
Yeah.
479
00:29:06,620 --> 00:29:13,593
Um, listen, when we kissed before,
I didn't realize that would be
480
00:29:13,661 --> 00:29:18,098
our last one--for a while--
so, I was thinkin'
481
00:29:18,165 --> 00:29:22,165
maybe if you wanted to...
'Night, Freddie.
482
00:29:36,083 --> 00:29:37,350
What did I do?
483
00:29:39,401 --> 00:29:43,951
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