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You look nice.
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Thanks. You, too.
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You got it right.
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For once.
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I resent that.
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I love weddings.
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♪ Fill the drain ♪
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♪ Turn on the shower ♪
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♪ Wash your face ♪
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♪ Till you're clean as a flower ♪
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♪ Are you all alone? ♪
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♪ And you wanna cry ♪
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♪ When you're all alone ♪
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♪ Every day's a new chance... ♪
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Damn it. My game is on there.
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♪ Ooh ♪
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Oh.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
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♪ I'm gonna leave you anyway ♪
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♪ I'm gonna leave you anyway ♪
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♪ I'm gonna leave you anyway. ♪
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Coffee?
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29 days.
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Can you believe it?
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Until our wedding.
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Right, that. Crazy.
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Coffee?
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Do we have any travel mugs?
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Got to get over to the event
space, like, yesterday.
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- Got you something.
- Fuck yeah. Gimme.
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Shoes?
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Dope shoes.
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Yeah. Not just any dope shoes.
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Dope wedding shoes.
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- I got some as well.
- Gretchen confused.
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I've been reading up on some
common wedding mistakes,
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and it turns out most people
forget to break in their shoes.
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So you want me to wear these today?
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The one day my job requires
me to walk around a bunch?
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Have you been there the whole time?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Wow.
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I've gotten really good
at tuning you out.
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Why do you have to walk
around a bunch today?
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Oh, well, thank you for asking, Edgar!
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It's only the biggest
event of my career.
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Sam and the boys are
dropping a new joint,
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so I organized this phat listening party
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as their big comeback. Plus,
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I convinced them to throw
Nock Nock a verse.
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Double plus, I billed him
as this big mystery guest
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to get all the hip-hop writers
thirsty A.F. to attend.
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Genius, huh?
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Look at us.
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Just a couple of hotties,
ready to get married,
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from the ankles down.
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XL is coming?
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Fuck.
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What?
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How stupid are you?
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Who are you talking to?
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Gretchen has a very
important event tonight,
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and you don't even react,
let alone volunteer to go.
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Why are you talking to me
like this? What's happening?
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I don't know.
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Best I can figure, now
that we're cowriters,
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I'm spontaneously
reevaluating our relationship
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and realizing... nah.
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- "Nah"?
- Anyway,
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you and Gretchen, I have thoughts.
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You can be unsupportive to her
now, but that will not fly
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- once you're married.
- I am incredibly supportive.
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You guys are supposed to be
creating a life together.
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The only way that works is
if you take active interest
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in the parts of each other's lives
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that don't directly affect you.
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Why would I do that?
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Because otherwise, you'll
never really be a couple.
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You'll just be two people.
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Let's get to work on the script.
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Okay.
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Mike, don't forget to not let me forget
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to text Sway in the
Morning in the morning.
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I mean, tomorrow morning.
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Figure it out! Bye.
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Ooh, what are you doing?
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Boss shit. Walk with me.
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Can you believe this place?
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It's an old asbestos factory.
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I found it advertised on Craigslist
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as a hipster wedding venue.
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Cool, huh?
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Yep. Real dope.
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If tonight doesn't go flawlessly,
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Yvette is gonna have my
ovaries on a platter.
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That woman plays like
she's warm and caring,
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but that ho once fired a dude
for getting ball cancer.
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Sure, but shouldn't you
be doing wedding shit?
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- It's 29 days away.
- Why does everyone know that?
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Remember when you made us all
download that wedding app
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'cause it came with a
coupon for Souplantation?
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Oh, right... what the fuck?
I never got my soup.
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Look, if I can do this, I can
easily pull off getting married.
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What those words mean?
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This job is not something I ever
wanted, but now that I have it,
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I realize how important it is to me.
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So I'm gonna really try for once,
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really knock it out of the park.
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Huh?
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Jimmy is my job in this metaphor.
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Oh! That's really smart.
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Why are you dressed like that?
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My smart girl clothes?
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Well, I have a date tonight,
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and the guy's profile says
he reads books, so...
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Lindsay, you're not doing that thing
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where you try on a new identity
for a man again, are you?
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What? I don't do that.
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You spent last week at Burning Man
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with that dude you met off Raya.
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Don't bring Burner culture into this.
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Bitch, you are jumpy as hell.
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What's wrong with you?
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Nothing. Walk with me.
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Oh, a walk and talk? Hell yeah.
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You heard the track yet?
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Ugh, no. Crap. I've been so busy.
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For once, I believe you.
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Yeah, it's like an actual
competent person planned this.
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Geez, maybe you'll even be
able to handle being married.
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That's what I said.
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This is your room. I
will check in later.
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- I-I'm Honey Nutz.
- She knows.
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This RSVP list is so long,
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somebody's gonna call the fire marshal.
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I can't wait for the recap.
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Y-You're not staying?
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Forcing my staff to go on
a team-building retreat
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just so I can have the office to myself
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is my form of getting drunk
at a listening party.
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Don't ever become a boss,
Gretchen. It sucks.
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What it do? What it d...?
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Oh, no. Where do all those doors go?
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Your green room is over
there. I'll check in soon.
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I hope you understand the
magnitude of this event.
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It's not just your ass on the line.
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I really want you to rise
to the occasion, Gretchen.
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I'll try. Got to fix that light!
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Hey! You have a face I've seen.
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Can I get a ride back to the office?
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Um, sure.
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As long as you keep that
shit off my leather seats.
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Oh, no. Don't worry. This
is all going in my mouth.
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And...
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done with the adult breastfeeding scene.
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Plus, I made a list of
some great pub names.
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Ready? The Erstwhile Butler.
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First of all, I don't have the
mental bandwidth to stay attuned
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to Gretchen's every little mood shift.
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Fine. Hogwash and Smeagan.
That might be my favorite...
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Secondly, it is precisely
because Gretchen and I
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lead separate lives that we're
such a successful couple.
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The Blunt Governess.
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The Exchequer's Folly.
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If we were to share every iota
of our lives with each other,
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there would be nothing to talk about.
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The Fox and Ferret. The
Bullfrog's Ale-Wife.
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Counter-instinctually, it is
separation that draws us closer.
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Farthings.
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And that keen understanding
of the human psyche
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is exactly why I am the one
making mid-to-high six figures
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for a screenplay while you're here
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stuck pitching me pub names.
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Hmm.
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Where do you think you're going?
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To go for a walk and
find somewhere quiet
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to write the V-Day scene.
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- Maybe the park.
- But I was talking to you.
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And I didn't like the way
you were talking to me,
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so I am calmly removing
myself from the situation.
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Fine.
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We'll go write in the park.
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It'll give me a chance
to break in my shoes.
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Edgar, I said fine.
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Wait for me.
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Which is why I'm wearing
my smart girl outfit,
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even though my friend
said it was a bad idea.
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But what does she know? She and
Jimmy are exactly the same.
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Most people have to change a little
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to make sure someone likes them.
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And anyway, who knows?
I could read books.
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Whoa! No one's here!
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Which means the bosses aren't here.
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Well, I'm here, and I
need to get to work.
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Let's do something fun
like rolly chair races!
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Whee!
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Oh! Or leave fake love
notes in people's offices.
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Really fuck some people up.
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Lindsay, you're very amusing,
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but I truly need to get to work.
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I know! Let's raid the
fridge for leftovers.
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Who brings the best stuff?
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- Well, always go Colin first.
- Yeah.
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Then Rebecca, Torshiro,
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that weird guy from Accounting
with the thing on his neck.
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Ooh, yeah. Gross.
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♪ Don't be jealous ♪
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♪ Don't be jealous, don't be jealous ♪
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♪ One, two, Nock Nock's coming for you ♪
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♪ Three, four, Nock
Nock's at your door ♪
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♪ Five, six, now you got syphilis ♪
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♪ Seven, eight, bitch,
it's way too late! ♪
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♪ This is mayhem ♪
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♪ Nock Nock coming straight from
your a.m., I'm the illest ♪
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♪ I got illness, I'm the trillest ♪
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♪ I write thrillers... ♪
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Did your boy bring it or what?
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You absolutely brought it.
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I can't believe you were that good.
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Me neither.
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I guess working with my
idols made me step up.
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Usually it's just me in the shower
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and Charles on the
toilet running the beat.
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Oh, dang, I forgot to remind the sitter
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to crush up Charles'
medication in his Tuna Helper.
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I'll let you get to that.
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Hey, Gretchen.
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Thanks for believing in me.
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Let me explain something to you.
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To primitive people, the unknown, like,
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"Will the sun come up tomorrow?"
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and "Why did a woolly mammoth
just crush my Uncle Thag?"
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was so unfathomably terrifying
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that they would make up
myths to give a false order
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to what seemed like a
capricious, entropic world.
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And this same type of magical thinking
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is why certain couples
do everything together.
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Tammy and Bernard both go to
his dermatologist appointment
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because they think the combined
force of their love and devotion
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will keep it from being melanoma,
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but it won't.
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Do you know what will
keep it from being,
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metaphorically speaking, melanoma?
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Being fucking interesting.
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Remaining interesting as individuals
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will stave off the malignancy
that is romantic complacency,
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not thirstily doing everything together,
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like Charles and Camilla
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or the Property Brothers.
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You can admit you're
scared to get married.
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- What? I'm not scared.
- It's okay, Jimmy.
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I no longer look up to you,
so you have no height
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from which to fall.
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Ah, I understand what's happening.
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You're pushing me away
before I get married
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and you're left out in the cold.
256
00:12:40,757 --> 00:12:43,205
I didn't ask for this
to happen; it just did.
257
00:12:43,206 --> 00:12:46,462
Like when Neo saw the Matrix,
I now see you as my equal.
258
00:12:46,463 --> 00:12:47,931
Well, stop it.
259
00:13:18,079 --> 00:13:21,109
See? This illustrates
my point perfectly.
260
00:13:21,110 --> 00:13:22,681
This is something that Gretchen
261
00:13:22,682 --> 00:13:25,117
would absolutely lose her shit over.
262
00:13:25,118 --> 00:13:27,885
But if she were here,
experiencing what I experience,
263
00:13:27,886 --> 00:13:29,455
what would there be to say?
264
00:13:29,456 --> 00:13:31,257
"Ooh, that was cool." "I agree."
265
00:13:31,258 --> 00:13:32,925
"Should we just give up and die now?"
266
00:13:32,926 --> 00:13:34,155
"Sure."
267
00:13:42,494 --> 00:13:45,054
- That was cool.
- Yeah, it really was.
268
00:13:45,055 --> 00:13:47,423
And if you were together, you
could've both experienced it.
269
00:13:47,424 --> 00:13:50,426
It would become part of the
fabric of your relationship
270
00:13:50,427 --> 00:13:53,746
as opposed to something
that just happened to you.
271
00:13:55,466 --> 00:13:57,533
Let's keep walking. I need
to break in my shoes.
272
00:14:05,037 --> 00:14:07,004
♪ ♪
273
00:14:20,241 --> 00:14:23,592
Bitch, you making me dizzy!
Just go ahead and tell us
274
00:14:23,593 --> 00:14:25,027
what you fucked up!
275
00:14:25,028 --> 00:14:27,229
I was trying to think of a
profesh way to say this,
276
00:14:27,230 --> 00:14:31,917
but, uh... Ooh, you guys
suck ass on the track.
277
00:14:31,918 --> 00:14:33,778
No, that is unfair.
278
00:14:33,779 --> 00:14:36,388
You guys are very okay on it,
279
00:14:36,389 --> 00:14:38,424
but Nock Nock's verse is so good,
280
00:14:38,425 --> 00:14:41,566
he makes you guys sound
like you suck ass.
281
00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,750
- Don't even start.
- I didn't say anything.
282
00:14:43,751 --> 00:14:45,110
What's going on?
283
00:14:45,111 --> 00:14:47,116
I told him Nock Nock murdered us.
284
00:14:47,117 --> 00:14:49,184
We got to find something
else to play tonight.
285
00:14:49,185 --> 00:14:50,619
We playing that damn track.
286
00:14:50,620 --> 00:14:53,288
Do you really want to
risk getting embarrassed?
287
00:14:53,289 --> 00:14:58,027
I am an established artist
with a worldwide fan base.
288
00:14:58,028 --> 00:15:00,462
- Mm.
- Our okayest shit is worth more
289
00:15:00,463 --> 00:15:03,482
than that yellow-toothed
redneck's entire life!
290
00:15:03,483 --> 00:15:04,917
Come on, now!
291
00:15:04,918 --> 00:15:08,320
Would you rather buy an
amateur's best still life
292
00:15:08,321 --> 00:15:11,440
or a napkin scribble-scrabble
by Picasso?
293
00:15:11,441 --> 00:15:13,759
Would you rather eat your Aunt Diane's
294
00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,662
beef bourguignon
295
00:15:16,663 --> 00:15:19,782
or a plate of scrambled eggs
296
00:15:19,783 --> 00:15:21,750
by Ludo Lefebvre?
297
00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:24,586
I got a version of the
song without Nock Nock.
298
00:15:24,587 --> 00:15:26,188
Great. We'll go with that.
299
00:15:26,189 --> 00:15:29,174
I mean, that's probably the safer
option, right? Yeah. Yeah.
300
00:15:30,978 --> 00:15:33,762
So I did a good job and I'm
being punished for it?
301
00:15:33,763 --> 00:15:36,615
I wouldn't say punished...
More like they want to nullify
302
00:15:36,616 --> 00:15:40,252
the existence of your verse
forever in a constructive way.
303
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,422
You're playing that track tonight.
304
00:15:43,423 --> 00:15:45,018
But I just told you I can't.
305
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:48,847
Nah, you told me your dinosaur
clients are sad I murdered them.
306
00:15:49,472 --> 00:15:52,214
Wow, I thought Sam and the
boys were your heroes.
307
00:15:52,215 --> 00:15:55,802
Sure, but everybody's heroes
got to fall off at some point.
308
00:15:55,803 --> 00:15:58,537
I'm the future of hip-hop,
whether they like it or not.
309
00:16:00,990 --> 00:16:02,628
Play my shit, Gretchen.
310
00:16:03,644 --> 00:16:05,269
That's why I'm here.
311
00:16:06,002 --> 00:16:09,670
If you don't, I won't be here,
312
00:16:09,671 --> 00:16:11,917
or anywhere.
313
00:16:11,918 --> 00:16:14,086
I mean, I'll always be somewhere
314
00:16:14,087 --> 00:16:17,539
'cause matter can't
ever truly disappear.
315
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:20,891
But I won't be with you.
316
00:16:21,384 --> 00:16:22,498
Feel me?
317
00:16:29,244 --> 00:16:32,214
So, after disc golf on the playa,
318
00:16:32,216 --> 00:16:35,316
while I was being treated by the
medic for the scorpion bite,
319
00:16:35,318 --> 00:16:39,528
I had this feeling of... acceptance.
320
00:16:39,529 --> 00:16:42,781
I fucking hated every
minute being in the desert
321
00:16:42,782 --> 00:16:45,707
with a bunch of dirty assholes, but...
322
00:16:45,709 --> 00:16:49,610
I could learn to love it
for the right person.
323
00:16:49,611 --> 00:16:51,579
You can't force love.
324
00:16:51,580 --> 00:16:56,217
But I want it now! I
want someone to love me.
325
00:16:56,218 --> 00:16:57,318
I'm ready.
326
00:16:57,319 --> 00:16:58,703
I'll do whatever it takes,
327
00:16:58,704 --> 00:17:00,371
even if I have to change my name,
328
00:17:00,372 --> 00:17:03,371
my hair, the date on
my birth certificate.
329
00:17:03,372 --> 00:17:05,992
I'll leave out all the
bad details of me,
330
00:17:05,993 --> 00:17:07,887
like that time I got an STD
331
00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:11,048
from that tall season
four American Idol loser.
332
00:17:11,049 --> 00:17:14,118
- Sanjaya?
- No, chlamydia.
333
00:17:15,571 --> 00:17:18,022
What? I don't have it anymore.
334
00:17:18,023 --> 00:17:20,116
Stop looking for who to be.
335
00:17:21,336 --> 00:17:23,087
Because guess what.
336
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,316
You already are her.
337
00:17:28,318 --> 00:17:30,563
I'm who?
338
00:17:38,577 --> 00:17:40,578
♪ Take that lock and key ♪
339
00:17:40,579 --> 00:17:43,214
♪ Lock them dreams up for me ♪
340
00:17:43,215 --> 00:17:45,616
♪ Take that heart and soul ♪
341
00:17:45,617 --> 00:17:47,552
♪ And never let it go,
never let it go... ♪
342
00:17:47,553 --> 00:17:48,669
You good with this?
343
00:17:48,670 --> 00:17:51,172
Oh, hell yeah!
344
00:17:51,173 --> 00:17:54,041
♪ And make sure you're on your way ♪
345
00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:57,545
♪ Be what you want to be, want to be ♪
346
00:17:57,546 --> 00:17:59,880
♪ And I'm not worried about yesterday ♪
347
00:17:59,881 --> 00:18:02,383
♪ And I'm not worried about
what tomorrow brings ♪
348
00:18:02,384 --> 00:18:05,269
♪ Oh, oh... ♪
349
00:18:06,638 --> 00:18:08,639
Hi! Oh, no.
350
00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:11,920
You're doing your intense
meth lady smoking thing.
351
00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:13,377
Is everything all right?
352
00:18:13,378 --> 00:18:14,948
- Where are you?
- Shit.
353
00:18:16,282 --> 00:18:18,049
No, it's not okay.
354
00:18:18,050 --> 00:18:19,984
I'm hiding in this weird lifty thingy,
355
00:18:19,985 --> 00:18:22,303
because it turns out that Nock
Nock is a really good rapper
356
00:18:22,304 --> 00:18:24,505
and he made the boys look bad,
so now they're demanding
357
00:18:24,506 --> 00:18:26,516
that I play the version without him.
358
00:18:26,517 --> 00:18:28,344
But Nock Nock knows
that he murdered them,
359
00:18:28,345 --> 00:18:30,945
so he's demanding that
I play his version.
360
00:18:30,946 --> 00:18:33,447
And our marriage depends on me
being able to work this out.
361
00:18:33,448 --> 00:18:35,768
- Huh?
- It's a metaphor, Jimmy.
362
00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:38,614
No matter what I do here,
I piss someone off.
363
00:18:38,615 --> 00:18:41,167
Did you just say Nock Nock's
a really good rapper?
364
00:18:41,168 --> 00:18:43,975
This is a serious crisis.
What should I do?
365
00:18:43,976 --> 00:18:45,910
Oh, okay. Well, let's think.
366
00:18:45,911 --> 00:18:50,477
Perhaps there's someone
nearby whose entire vocation
367
00:18:50,478 --> 00:18:53,521
revolves around handling crises. Huh?
368
00:18:53,522 --> 00:18:55,036
Oh, look there's one.
369
00:18:55,037 --> 00:18:56,437
Ha!
370
00:18:56,438 --> 00:18:58,105
Damn it.
371
00:18:59,634 --> 00:19:02,843
Thanks for answering. I
just needed to vent.
372
00:19:02,844 --> 00:19:03,933
Any time.
373
00:19:08,668 --> 00:19:11,226
You should be with her. She's
gonna do something dumb.
374
00:19:11,227 --> 00:19:14,939
Edgar, she told me her problem,
I listened and solved it.
375
00:19:14,940 --> 00:19:16,741
We had our separate experiences,
376
00:19:16,742 --> 00:19:19,545
then came together in the
end, just like I said.
377
00:19:19,546 --> 00:19:22,013
We don't need to be
together to be together.
378
00:19:22,014 --> 00:19:23,381
Then why did you lead us here?
379
00:19:23,382 --> 00:19:27,585
Look, when we came
across that zoo opera,
380
00:19:27,586 --> 00:19:29,887
all I wanted was to see Gretchen smile,
381
00:19:29,888 --> 00:19:33,240
but when I turned around, all
I saw was your dumb face.
382
00:19:33,241 --> 00:19:35,409
Sorry. I suppose you
don't want me saying
383
00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:37,244
those kind of things to you anymore.
384
00:19:37,245 --> 00:19:39,714
Nah, it's okay. It's kind
of a dumb face sometimes.
385
00:19:39,715 --> 00:19:41,916
Anyways, now that we're here,
386
00:19:41,917 --> 00:19:44,835
it'd be silly not to go in, right?
387
00:19:44,836 --> 00:19:47,888
I think it would mean a lot to her. Yes.
388
00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,010
♪ Like a preacher, lay my hands on it ♪
389
00:19:53,011 --> 00:19:55,079
♪ I don't want it if
it ain't no... on it ♪
390
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:57,014
♪ I don't want it, I don't
want it, I don't want it ♪
391
00:19:57,015 --> 00:20:00,051
♪ I don't want it if
it ain't no... on it ♪
392
00:20:00,052 --> 00:20:02,370
- ♪ Goddamn ♪
- ♪ Throw my cash on it ♪
393
00:20:02,371 --> 00:20:04,672
♪ I don't want it if
it ain't no... on it ♪
394
00:20:04,673 --> 00:20:06,123
What version am I playing?
395
00:20:07,552 --> 00:20:10,436
♪ I don't want it if
it ain't no... on it ♪
396
00:20:10,445 --> 00:20:12,413
♪ I don't want it, I don't
want it, I don't want it ♪
397
00:20:12,414 --> 00:20:15,116
♪ I don't want it if it
ain't no... on it... ♪
398
00:20:15,117 --> 00:20:16,684
Play that one.
399
00:20:16,685 --> 00:20:18,436
♪ I don't, I ♪
400
00:20:18,437 --> 00:20:20,571
♪ Like a preacher, lay my hands on it ♪
401
00:20:20,572 --> 00:20:23,708
♪ I don't want it if
it ain't no... on it ♪
402
00:20:23,709 --> 00:20:26,243
♪ I don't want it, I don't
want it, I don't want it ♪
403
00:20:26,244 --> 00:20:28,746
♪ I don't want it if
it ain't no... on it ♪
404
00:20:28,747 --> 00:20:31,224
- ♪ Goddamn ♪
- ♪ Throw my cash on it ♪
405
00:20:31,225 --> 00:20:34,685
♪ I don't want it if
it ain't no... on it ♪
406
00:20:34,686 --> 00:20:36,537
♪ Baby, grab on it ♪
407
00:20:36,538 --> 00:20:39,089
♪ I don't want it if it
ain't no... on it... ♪
408
00:20:42,140 --> 00:20:44,524
Gretchen! Gretchen!
409
00:20:45,793 --> 00:20:49,950
This is the first time I've
seen her walk with purpose.
410
00:20:49,951 --> 00:20:51,435
It's quite sexy.
411
00:20:52,209 --> 00:20:53,771
I'm glad we came.
412
00:20:53,772 --> 00:20:54,950
Me, too.
413
00:20:56,384 --> 00:20:57,418
Thank you.
414
00:21:00,278 --> 00:21:03,247
Okay, okay, okay, everybody!
415
00:21:06,118 --> 00:21:09,270
We appreciate y'all coming
out to hear our new shit!
416
00:21:09,271 --> 00:21:11,739
- Reboot!
- I'm Honey Nutz.
417
00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:15,342
But first let me introduce
to you the mystery artist
418
00:21:15,343 --> 00:21:17,405
y'all been waiting on.
419
00:21:18,359 --> 00:21:21,526
Give it up for my dude Nock Nock.
420
00:21:24,252 --> 00:21:28,139
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You'll be
hearing his shit very soon.
421
00:21:28,140 --> 00:21:31,108
Very soon. Like right now!
422
00:21:32,511 --> 00:21:35,112
Actually, less soon than that.
423
00:21:35,113 --> 00:21:38,616
Hey, so what'd she say when you
confronted her about the pills?
424
00:21:38,617 --> 00:21:41,635
- Nothing. I didn't ask her.
- Why not?
425
00:21:41,636 --> 00:21:43,752
Because we don't do that.
426
00:21:43,753 --> 00:21:45,873
Jimmy, she's taking more and more,
427
00:21:45,874 --> 00:21:47,826
and some of the really weird stuff.
428
00:21:47,827 --> 00:21:49,810
She's fine.
429
00:21:49,811 --> 00:21:52,126
This isn't old depressed Gretchen.
430
00:21:52,127 --> 00:21:55,356
She's up and about. She cares
about her job for once.
431
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:56,684
She's fine.
432
00:21:56,685 --> 00:21:57,918
...check out our new joint,
433
00:21:57,919 --> 00:22:01,038
featuring a beat by DJ Squirt Squirt.
434
00:22:01,039 --> 00:22:03,974
"Don't Be Jealous"!
435
00:22:03,975 --> 00:22:05,309
"Don't Be Jealous."
436
00:22:05,310 --> 00:22:07,178
Yo, hit it, DJ. Drop that track.
437
00:22:11,917 --> 00:22:14,084
Which version do you think he's playing?
438
00:22:20,359 --> 00:22:22,176
Yo, let's hear that shit.
439
00:22:22,177 --> 00:22:23,310
Oh, yeah, oh, yeah...
440
00:22:23,311 --> 00:22:24,311
Where'd she go?
441
00:22:24,312 --> 00:22:25,713
It's time to turn up,
442
00:22:25,714 --> 00:22:27,515
it's time to get...
443
00:22:54,331 --> 00:22:57,244
Stop. Stop.
444
00:23:00,029 --> 00:23:02,580
It was fun hanging out
in the boss's office.
445
00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:04,416
- Huh?
- That was really nice.
446
00:23:04,418 --> 00:23:07,403
I know this is kind of fast, but...
447
00:23:07,404 --> 00:23:09,405
would you want to get together sometime
448
00:23:09,406 --> 00:23:12,775
to maybe eat each other's pussies again?
449
00:23:13,456 --> 00:23:16,194
No one's ever put it
quite that way, but...
450
00:23:17,638 --> 00:23:20,039
yeah, I think I do.
451
00:23:20,041 --> 00:23:22,218
Ooh.
452
00:23:22,219 --> 00:23:24,503
- Huh?
- You have some lipstick.
453
00:23:25,451 --> 00:23:26,921
Are those mine?
454
00:23:29,327 --> 00:23:30,570
Keep 'em.
455
00:23:34,381 --> 00:23:36,849
Yes, this is...
456
00:23:36,850 --> 00:23:41,337
What? Well, is there a fire or not?
457
00:23:41,338 --> 00:23:42,939
What's wrong?
458
00:23:42,940 --> 00:23:45,975
Sorry, I need to handle this.
459
00:23:45,976 --> 00:23:47,443
Good night, Miss Thompson.
460
00:23:47,444 --> 00:23:49,111
Mm-hmm. Yeah.
461
00:23:49,112 --> 00:23:50,937
Miss Thompson?
462
00:23:51,891 --> 00:23:53,282
All right, I'll be there in a minute.
463
00:23:53,283 --> 00:23:54,584
Yvette Thomp...
464
00:23:55,708 --> 00:23:59,738
Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
465
00:23:59,740 --> 00:24:03,576
♪ When I saw you there
in the moonlight ♪
466
00:24:03,577 --> 00:24:05,995
♪ I started to cry ♪
467
00:24:08,066 --> 00:24:10,449
♪ For you were there
with another girl... ♪
468
00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:11,926
Ah...
469
00:24:11,927 --> 00:24:15,938
♪ And you were my guy ♪
470
00:24:15,939 --> 00:24:18,608
♪ And then I knew that my plans ♪
471
00:24:18,609 --> 00:24:22,979
♪ And my dreams now were all in vain ♪
472
00:24:25,182 --> 00:24:28,626
♪ And the tears came tumbling ♪
473
00:24:28,627 --> 00:24:32,104
- ♪ Whoa, tumbling ♪
- ♪ Tears came tumbling ♪
474
00:24:32,105 --> 00:24:37,576
♪ Down like rain ♪
475
00:24:37,577 --> 00:24:39,912
♪ I watched you holding her hand ♪
476
00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:42,874
♪ And you whisked her so tenderly ♪
477
00:24:46,721 --> 00:24:50,673
♪ And I thought of the time
when I'd once loved you ♪
478
00:24:50,674 --> 00:24:53,709
♪ Here was me... ♪
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