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So, honey, this, uh...
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This threesome thing? Uh, heh.
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How are we even gonna find...?
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Actually, I'm making a list of women
I know who might be into this.
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Oh. Wow.
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Huh.
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Boy.
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Well, someone's been
doing their homework.
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Yeah. Oh, and I know Gail Rosten
is in there twice...
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...but she is so...
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Oh, I know. Ha, ha.
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You know, just talking about it
is getting me kind of...
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- I know. Me too.
- Yeah?
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I think Ben's asleep.
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Oh, um...
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You know, I think it'll be
better if we just save it.
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Yeah. Heh.
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Right. Save it. I can do that.
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[YELLING]
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- Hey, Pheebs.
PHOEBE: Hey.
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How's it going?
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I've got to get out of this bed.
I'm going crazy here! Crazy!
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Here you go, sweetie.
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What the hell is this, herbal tea?
I hate herbal tea.
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- I put some honey in it.
- Nyeh nyeh honey nyeh nyeh.
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- She doesn't know she was fired?
- No, the doctors say it may kill her.
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What are you two girls
whispering about over there?
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But I think we should tell her.
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Ugh, I mean, it's just so realistic.
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I know. Yeah.
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- His name's Pat.
- Pat the dog.
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Oh! Oh! I get it! Ha, ha!
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Oh, God.
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You, uh? You...
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...ready for a refill?
- Oh, I probably shouldn't.
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- Oh.
- So I will! Ha.
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Oh!
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Wow.
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- It's like it's raining.
- Pretty cool, huh?
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But if you think a fish wouldn't get
sucked into the mechanism...
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...well, you'd be wrong.
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Um, can I use your bathroom?
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- It's, uh, right through there.
- Okay. Ah.
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You know, I gotta tell you.
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If someone told me a week ago...
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...that I would be peeing
in Joey Tribbiani's apartment...
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Life's pretty great, isn't it?
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I hope you're hungry.
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We're starting with oysters.
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You know what they say about oysters,
don't you?
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They have parasites?
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No. Ha, ha.
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Um, well, some people say
that oysters are an aphrodisiac.
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- What people?
- People.
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People say it.
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Come here.
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- So, oysters, huh?
- Ha-ha-ha.
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And then we're gonna have a little
Middle Eastern couscous.
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Something we can eat...
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...with our hands.
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When we were studying
communicable diseases...
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No, no, no.
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It's sensual.
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- Oh. Didn't know. Okay.
- Okay.
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[PAGER BEEPS]
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Oh, no!
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I'm sorry, it's the hospital.
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The food looks great.
Save me some?
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I can't promise anything.
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We're really gonna do this, huh?
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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Looks like it.
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If this is too weird for you,
you can still back out...
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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- I got it!
- Okay.
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- Susan, hi.
- Hey.
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- Thank you so much for coming.
- I wouldn't have missed it for the world.
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I'm Ross, by the way.
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Hello, Ross.
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- I love what you've done with this space.
- Thank you so much. Heh.
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How hot is this?
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I'm sorry you're here with me
instead of Roger.
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Yeah, me too.
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Well, I could make it seem
like he's here.
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"Here's some little-known facts
about couscous:
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They didn't add the second 'cous'
until 1979."
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[BABBLES]
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- Stop it! That's not funny!
- Okay.
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I'm sorry, okay? It's just...
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...tonight was supposed to be,
you know, a big deal.
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- What was tonight?
- You don't want to know what tonight was.
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Okay.
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What was tonight?
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Tonight was going to be my first time.
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With Roger?
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Not just with Roger? Oh, my God.
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All right, relax,
Mr. I've-Had-Sex-Four-Times!
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Four different women!
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I've had sex way more times.
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How many?
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Nine.
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I'm just waiting for the perfect guy.
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Well, good. Good for you.
You really think Roger's the perfect guy?
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No, but he's not a horrible guy.
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That's what I tell girls about me.
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Chandler, I'm gonna die a virgin!
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No, you're not.
You are sweet and wonderful...
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...and this is gonna happen for you.
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Oh, really? When?
Do you want to do it with me?
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Okay.
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I was kidding.
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So was I.
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Joey.
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You're such an amazing actor.
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How do you know where
Dr. Drake Ramoray leaves off...
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...and Joey Tribbiani begins?
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Well, with Dr. Drake...
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...they always tell me what to say.
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And with Joey, I pretty much have to
make it up on my own.
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- Wow.
- Mm.
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Tell me something. Whoa!
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- I just fell right off the couch there.
- Yeah, you did.
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I'm okay.
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- Here you go. Let me ask you a question.
- Whoops. Yeah.
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When was the last time...
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...someone told you
just how beautiful you are?
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Wow.
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I can't feel my hands.
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Come on. Come here.
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- Huh?
- Huh.
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- Oh?
- Ooh.
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[GAGS]
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[RETCHES]
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- We can't do this.
- No!
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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- Oyster?
- Yeah.
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If... lf! If we did do this,
there'd be a lot of pressure on me.
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Because you've waited a long time,
and I wouldn't want to disappoint you.
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But I have nothing to compare it to.
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So even if you were horrible,
how would I know?
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I do like that.
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It's harder for me.
I have four women to compete with.
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Well, if it helps, there were only three.
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So it'd just be for tonight?
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Absolutely. It would just be one
friend helping out another friend.
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Stop it. We're not doing this.
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- Let's do it!
- No!
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- Okay!
- Okay!
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So, um...
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Do you have any, uh, moves?
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I have some moves.
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- I have no moves.
- Okay.
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Oh, okay, what you doing there?
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- I'm sorry, this is just too weird.
- Yeah, forget it.
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- What if I turn out the lights?
- Okay.
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CHANDLER:
Oh, yeah.
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MONICA: Chandler?
CHANDLER: Yeah?
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MONICA:
That's the couch.
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Oh, my God!
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I know!
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I'll tell you something.
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We are gonna do that again!
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- Oh, okay!
- Ah!
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Morning.
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- Oh, right.
- Yeah.
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Oh, God.
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Oh, I can't believe Joey Tribbiani
heard me throw up.
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He actually saw you a little bit too.
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No.
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Oh, God, we... We didn't, uh?
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No. No, no.
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Not after seeing that.
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God, I'm just a horrible person.
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- Well, why?
- Because I'm married.
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That's right, I'm a married woman.
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I came to a TV star's apartment
to have an affair. Ugh!
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That's ridiculous.
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I'm not a "star."
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I'm just a regular famous actor.
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And I'm a horrible, horrible person.
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Rachel, will you stop saying that?
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Hey. Hey, look.
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Remember on the show
when Capri was dying?
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- And she gave me...
- The ring from the cave. Yeah.
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Wow.
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Uh, okay, well...
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Uh...
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[GASPS]
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Oh, my God!
They let you keep that stuff?
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Sure. As long as they don't find out,
you can keep whatever you want.
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And I want you to have it.
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- No, I couldn't.
- Yes. Yes.
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And every time you look at it...
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...I want you to remember
that you are a good person.
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Now, you had the chance to cheat...
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...and with me.
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But you didn't.
And that's what this ring stands for.
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But I thought that ring stood for
Capri's undying love for her brother.
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- Look, you want the ring or not?
- Yeah!
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ROSS:
Hey, look at you! You're up!
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JOEY: All right.
- I thought I'd try to take a walk.
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You pour me some water.
I'll be back soon.
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Whoa, whoa.
You're not gonna call work, are you?
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No. I've learned my lesson.
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Let's go. Come on. Move it.
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Phoebe, come on!
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Shoes, briefcase. Thanks, Lou.
Good luck with the gallbladder.
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Hey, Joe...
209
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...did you ever have a threesome?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Look, Ross. Carol's great, and I'm sure
you're a very attractive man, but...
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No, I...
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No. The reason I'm asking is that...
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[CHUCKLES]
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...I sort of had one last night.
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- You?
- Yeah.
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- Wow. All right.
- Yeah.
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So? Was it amazing?
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It was, heh...
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...okay.
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Just okay? Did you do it right?
222
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Look, it's just, did you ever
go to a party and think:
223
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"Would anyone really miss me
if I weren't here?"
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Huh.
225
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But still, Ross.
226
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Your worst day with two women,
pretty much better than any other day.
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Oh, oh, no, absolutely.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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It's just...
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...my part seemed to be over
pretty quickly...
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...and then there was
a lot of waiting around.
233
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Oh.
234
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But you got to be with
both of them, right?
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Not really.
236
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Eh, just Carol.
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- Not the other one?
- No, she kept kicking me away.
238
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- You don't want that.
- No.
239
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Hey, at least you got to see a lot of stuff.
240
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Oh, I saw a lot of stuff.
241
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- You get a little bored?
- A little.
242
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- Yeah. Made a snack.
- Yeah?
243
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- What'd you have?
- Just a sandwich.
244
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Turkey. A little mustard.
245
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- Sounds good.
- It really was.
246
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- Hey.
- Hey.
247
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Let me tell you about this chick
I scored with last night.
248
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- Oh, no, wait a minute, that was you.
- Heh.
249
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Hey, check me out. I'm a slut!
250
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So you, uh,
want to do something tonight?
251
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Oh, I can't.
Dr. Roger's coming over again.
252
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Oh. Oh, right.
253
00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:59,230
Right. Because you're still seeing him,
and, uh, he's a good guy.
254
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:00,523
I remember a time...
255
00:15:00,691 --> 00:15:02,609
[SNORES]
256
00:15:03,444 --> 00:15:06,321
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, totally.
257
00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:07,488
Totally. Are you?
258
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,574
Great. It's so amazing.
259
00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:13,077
Last time Dr. Roger came over,
I was so nervous.
260
00:15:13,245 --> 00:15:17,457
But after being with you,
I'm like, "Can the doctor see me now?"
261
00:15:17,958 --> 00:15:19,375
I'll bet he can.
262
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:23,212
"I don't have an appointment,
but I sure could use a physical." Ha, ha.
263
00:15:24,256 --> 00:15:25,965
[CHUCKLES]
264
00:15:27,551 --> 00:15:31,137
- You sure you're okay?
- Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.
265
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:33,389
[YELLS]
266
00:15:40,105 --> 00:15:41,522
Aah!
267
00:15:43,025 --> 00:15:44,567
My God! Barry!
268
00:15:44,735 --> 00:15:47,987
- You said you'd be away all weekend!
- Oh!
269
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:51,115
That's right, I'm sorry. I am early!
270
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,243
Finish, please!
271
00:15:59,083 --> 00:16:02,627
Surprise, look who's back.
272
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,462
- Hey, Pheebs.
- Hey.
273
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:06,339
Call security.
274
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,300
Pheebs, uh, didn't you get fired?
275
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,969
Heh, I don't think so.
276
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:14,889
- Phoebe?
- Jack! Hey. Ha, ha.
277
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:17,725
- What are you doing here?
- All better. Back to work.
278
00:16:17,893 --> 00:16:20,103
This clown from research
told me I was fired.
279
00:16:20,270 --> 00:16:22,480
He should do his research, huh?
Ha-ha-ha.
280
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,692
Well, you were fired.
281
00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,194
Nuh-uh.
282
00:16:28,654 --> 00:16:30,488
I told that guy
who answered your phone.
283
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:33,908
Oh, okay. I didn't get that message.
So this doesn't count.
284
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:36,244
- Anyway, I'll be in my office.
- Ah, heh.
285
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,746
Phoebe, you don't have an office.
286
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,249
All right, I'll work right here.
287
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,835
This is good. Next to this plant.
288
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:47,755
- Phoebe, let's...
- You're in my office.
289
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:53,386
Look, I've made a lot of cash for this
company. I am talking big bucks!
290
00:16:53,554 --> 00:16:57,181
Pesos! Yen! Rubles!
You make one little mistake...
291
00:16:57,349 --> 00:16:59,308
You lost 13 million dollars.
292
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,394
So now this is all about money?
293
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,981
You know, it's bad enough that...
Ow!
294
00:17:05,149 --> 00:17:07,316
Oh, you have got to be kidding.
295
00:17:07,985 --> 00:17:10,820
- Are you all right?
- I'm having another heart attack.
296
00:17:10,988 --> 00:17:13,990
- What?
- I'm having another heart attack!
297
00:17:14,158 --> 00:17:16,617
Call 911!
298
00:17:16,785 --> 00:17:18,578
Dumb-ass!
299
00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:22,373
Pheebs, how's it going?
300
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:25,043
They fired me,
and I'm having a heart attack.
301
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,503
- Well, welcome back.
- Yeah.
302
00:17:31,467 --> 00:17:32,717
- Hi, Ross.
- Hi, Rachel.
303
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,678
- Is Joey Tribbiani here?
- Um, no.
304
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:39,348
If you see him, please tell him
that I'm looking for him...
305
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:43,478
...and that this time
I am not gonna throw up!
306
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:47,482
- Are you okay?
- Me? I'm great!
307
00:17:47,649 --> 00:17:50,318
I'm fine! I'm so good.
308
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,154
But you know who's not great?
309
00:17:53,322 --> 00:17:54,530
Men!
310
00:17:54,698 --> 00:17:56,240
- You're a man, right, Ross?
- Yeah.
311
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,159
- Sit down.
- Okay.
312
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,370
Let me, uh, ask you something.
313
00:18:01,747 --> 00:18:05,792
Do wedding vows mean squat
to you people?
314
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:10,254
Why is it that the second
we go out of town...
315
00:18:10,422 --> 00:18:14,008
...bam, there you are in bed
with the neighbor's dog-walker?
316
00:18:17,679 --> 00:18:19,305
We're sorry.
317
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:25,269
No, seriously. Seriously. What has
happened to the sanctity of marriage?
318
00:18:26,480 --> 00:18:30,399
- Didn't you spend last night at Joey's?
- Oh, what are you, a detective?
319
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,613
I don't know what's going on
with you and your husband...
320
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:38,407
...and what is hopefully
an adult dog-walker.
321
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,371
Look, can I just say,
not all men are like that.
322
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:45,039
- Ugh.
- Hey, there are some men...
323
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:47,750
...who'll do whatever
to make their marriage work.
324
00:18:47,918 --> 00:18:50,461
There are some men
who will stand by and watch...
325
00:18:50,671 --> 00:18:55,258
...as their wives engage in what can
only be described as a "twosome"...
326
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:58,928
...with some woman she barely knows
from the gym!
327
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,140
Who are these men?
328
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:04,725
Just men. A guy I know.
329
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:08,729
Well, you might want to tell him
it sounds like his wife...
330
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:11,065
...is gay.
331
00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,984
She is not...
332
00:19:17,781 --> 00:19:19,532
She's gay.
333
00:19:22,411 --> 00:19:23,870
Oh, my God.
334
00:19:25,664 --> 00:19:27,957
She is so gay!
335
00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,963
I can't believe this.
336
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:37,049
Good day for married people, huh?
337
00:19:39,595 --> 00:19:41,888
I'm sorry your husband cheated on you.
338
00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,599
I'm sorry your wife is gay.
339
00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:50,563
- I guess women aren't that great either.
- Try telling my wife that.
340
00:19:56,653 --> 00:20:00,156
- Okay to come in?
- Yeah, come in, eat, whatever you want.
341
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:02,366
Dr. Roger got beeped again.
342
00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:04,994
Yeah, I know. Guess who beeped him?
343
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,291
- What?
- I'm the ruptured spleen. Ha, ha!
344
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:15,504
- Why would you do that?
- Because you shouldn't be with him.
345
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,676
You should be with me.
346
00:20:23,180 --> 00:20:25,306
- Really?
- When you were talking about Roger...
347
00:20:25,474 --> 00:20:27,892
...that was killing me. Look.
348
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,394
Things like last night don't just happen.
349
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:34,732
At least not to me. I mean,
with the other two women...
350
00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:40,863
...in the morning, I couldn't wait
to just go hang out with my friends.
351
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:43,407
But with you...
352
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:48,287
...heh, I was, you know,
already with a friend.
353
00:20:49,122 --> 00:20:52,708
- Chandler.
- You probably don't want to go out with me.
354
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:56,587
I make too many jokes,
I've never been in a serious relationship...
355
00:20:56,755 --> 00:20:59,423
...and I guess I'm not
technically a "doctor."
356
00:21:07,683 --> 00:21:09,892
There was just one woman,
wasn't there?
357
00:21:10,769 --> 00:21:12,270
No, there were two.
358
00:21:12,521 --> 00:21:14,355
- Including me?
- Oh, yeah.
359
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:25,074
[SINGING] It only takes two heart attacks
To finally make you see
360
00:21:25,242 --> 00:21:30,329
One of them won't do it
But the second will set you free
361
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:37,586
Tell all your hate and anger
It's time to say goodbye
362
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:40,214
And that is just what I will do
363
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,175
Soon as those bastards I worked for die
364
00:21:46,346 --> 00:21:50,558
La, la-la la, la la la la la la
La la la, la la la-la-la la
365
00:21:52,602 --> 00:21:54,603
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