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HOW'S MY CAR?
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WELL, IT WAS
YOUR CARBURETOR
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BUT SHE'S FIXED NOW.
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OH, GOOD.
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SOMETHING WRONG?
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I'M DEPRESSED.
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ABOUT WHAT?
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NO BUSINESS, ANDY.
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HERE IT IS THE END OF THE DAY
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AND I'VE SOLD A GRAND TOTAL
OF 42 GALLONS OF GAS.
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IF THINGS DON'T IMPROVE
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO FIND
A NEW CAREER.
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MAYBE IT'S
JUST A SLACK PERIOD.
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IT'S NOT THAT AT ALL, ANDY.
IT'S UNFAIR COMPETITION.
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EVERY GAS STATION
IN THE AREA
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ARE RUNNING CONTESTS GIVING AWAY
CASH PRIZES
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AND I CAN'T COMPETE WITH THEM.
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FLOYD.
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WELL, HE HASN'T BEEN
IN HERE IN A MONTH.
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HMM.
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HEY, MAYBE THAT'S
A SIGN OF GOOD LUCK.
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WELCOME BACK, FLOYD.
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HOW MANY?
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26 POUNDS ALL AROUND.
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YOU MIGHT CHECK
THE BATTERY, TOO.
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YOU MEAN, YOU DON'T WANT NO GAS?
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NO, THANK YOU.
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I GOT IT FILLED UP
OUT ON THE ROAD.
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IT'S VERY KIND OF YOU
TO ASK, THOUGH.
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JUST AIR IN YOUR TIRES
AND CHECK THE BATTERY?
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THEY HAD SO MANY
CUSTOMERS OVER THERE.
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YOU HEAR THIS, ANDY?
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THEY RUNNING A CONTEST
AT THIS PLACE, FLOYD?
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YES. OVER TO EARLIE GILLEY'S.
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WONDERFUL CONTEST.
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"LINE UP FOR LOOT."
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BIG CASH PRIZES.
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GOOBER, ARE YOU GOING TO CHECK
THESE TIRES OR NOT?
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YOU CAN BET I'M NOT.
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THAT'S A PRETTY
SNIPPY ATTITUDE, I'D SAY.
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WHY SHOULD I
WHEN YOU'RE NOT GONNA BUY GAS?
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GOOD WILL, MY BOY--
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FIRST LAW OF GOOD BUSINESS.
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NOW, LOOK, FLOYD...
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KINDLY REMOVE YOUR HAND
FROM THE DOOR OF MY CAR.
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I'M LEAVIN'.
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WELL, THAT'S
THE FINAL STRAW.
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WHAT DOES WALLY SAY
ABOUT ALL THIS?
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HE SAYS IF BUSINESS
DON'T PICK UP
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WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO SHUT THE PLACE DOWN.
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HE'S THE BOSS.
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THAT'D BE AN AWFUL SHAME.
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ANDY, I WAS JUST THINKING.
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WHY DON'T I START
A CONTEST HERE?
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WELL, THERE'S NO REASON
NOT TO AT ALL.
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YEAH, YEAH.
I'LL CHECK WITH WALLY
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AND SEE IF HE'LL PUT UP
THE PRIZE MONEY.
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THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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I TELL YOU, ANDY.
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TO SURVIVE IN BUSINESS,
YOU GOT TO HAVE BRAINS.
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HOW MUCH IS 14 TIMES FIVE?
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70.
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I WAS KINDA SURE OF IT
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BUT TWO HEADS IS ALWAYS
BETTER THAN ONE
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WHEN YOU'RE DEALING
WITH HIGHER ARITHMETIC.
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YEAH.
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HOW MUCH DID WALLY SAY
HE'D PUT UP FOR THE CONTEST?
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$200 IN PRIZE MONEY.
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BOY.
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WELL, I BETTER BE
GETTING ON HOME.
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OPE, WE BETTER CHECK
THE REST OF THESE PRIZES.
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OKAY.
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LET'S SEE NOW.
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20 MULTIPLIED
BY THREE IS... 60.
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DID YOU KNOW THAT?
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YEAH.
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THAT FAST?
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UH-HUH.
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I GUESS THEY TEACH YOU
GOOD IN SCHOOL.
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YEAH.
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DID THEY EVER
TEACH YOU THAT IN SCHOOL?
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NO.
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THAT'S TO MAKE YOUR NUMBERS
DARKER WHEN YOU WRITE 'EM DOWN.
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YOU MIGHT MENTION THAT
TO YOUR TEACHER.
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I WILL, GOOBER.
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WELL, NOW, WITH THESE
FIVE-DOLLAR PRIZES
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AND THREE AND TWO,
THAT OUGHT TO ADD UP TO $200.
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BUT WE BETTER CHECK IT
TO BE SURE.
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OKAY.
OKAY?
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NOUGHT, NOUGHT,
CARRY THE ONE...
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NOUGHT, EXACTLY $200.
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HUH?
THAT'S RIGHT.
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WHATCHA GONNA CALL
THE CONTEST, GOOB?
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WELL, I WAS GONNA CALL IT
"GOOBER'S GUSHER OF GOLD,"
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BUT WALLY, BEING THE BOSS,
DECIDED IT'D BE
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"GRAB BAG FOR CASH."
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I LIKE YOURS BETTER.
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THANKS.
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I BETTER GET THIS LIST
TO THE PRINTERS
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AND GET THINGS STARTED.
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OKAY. GOOD LUCK
WITH YOUR CONTEST.
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THANKS, OPE.
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THERE YOU ARE.
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A LIST OF ALL
THE PRIZES.
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AND YOU WANT ME
TO PRINT LITTLE SLIPS
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WITH THE AMOUNTS ON THEM
AND STICK THEM IN ENVELOPES?
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YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT.
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AND THEN IN THE ENVELOPES
THAT DON'T WIN NOTHING
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PRINT UP SLIPS OF PAPER
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THAT SAYS "BETTER
LUCK NEXT TIME."
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THAT'S SO THEY'LL
COME BACK AND TRY AGAIN.
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YEAH, I GOT YOU.
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UH, DAY AFTER TOMORROW
BE ALL RIGHT?
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YEAH, FINE.
I'LL PICK 'EM UP.
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I'LL SEE YOU.
OKAY, GOOBER.
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SEE YA, JOE.
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BYE, GOOB.
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HEY, JOE.
YEAH.
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YOU WANT TO SET UP
THE TYPE ON THESE PRIZES?
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OKAY.
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"TWO DOLLARS,
THREE, FIVE..."
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HEY, GOOBER'S REALLY GOT
A JACKPOT PRIZE HERE.
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"$200."
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NO KIDDING?
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RIGHT THERE.
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HUH?
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I DIDN'T KNOW HE COULD AFFORD
TO GIVE AWAY ANYTHING
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AS BIG AS THAT--
A $200 PRIZE.
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OKAY. GO AHEAD
AND PRINT IT ON UP.
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WELL, THAT'S
TEN GALLONS, SIR.
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TEN MORE GALLONS.
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YEAH. BIG DIFFERENCE,
HUH, GOOB?
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BEEN LIKE THIS
ALL DAY LONG.
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TWO ENVELOPES.
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YOU GET ONE ENVELOPE
WITH EACH FIVE GALLONS.
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"BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME."
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SAME.
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TOO BAD.
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WELL, I'LL TRY AGAIN.
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THANKS.
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PULL ON UP, AUNT BEE.
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HELLO, GOOBER.
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HEY, AUNT BEE.
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FIVE GALLONS.
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RIGHT.
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WELL, KEEP YOUR
FINGERS CROSSED.
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DID YOU WIN ANYTHING?
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NO. GOT THREE ENVELOPES.
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STRUCK OUT EVERY TIME.
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FELLOW IN FRONT OF ME WON $2.
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GOOBERS GIVEN OUT, OH,
FOUR, FIVE PRIZES ALREADY.
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WELL, I WON'T WIN ANYTHING.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW
YOU WON'T?
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BECAUSE I NEVER DO.
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HOW MANY CHANCES HAVE I BOUGHT
AT THE CHURCH RAFFLE?
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100 AT LEAST.
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CHURCH RAFFLES ARE
NO GOOD, ANYWAY.
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EVEN IF YOU WIN SOMETHING,
YOU JUST HAVE TO DONATE IT BACK.
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OPIE.
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WELL, IT'S TRUE.
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WELL, MAYBE SO, BUT TO CRITICIZE
THE CHURCH RAFFLE
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IS A SACRILEGE.
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WELL, IMPORTANT THING HERE IS,
IF YOU DO WIN SOMETHING
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YOU DON'T HAVE
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TO GIVE IT BACK.
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FIVE GALLONS, AUNT BEE.
HERE'S YOUR ENVELOPE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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CAN I OPEN THE ENVELOPE,
AUNT BEE?
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YES, DEAR.
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HERE YOU GO.
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THANK YOU.
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FIVE DOLLARS!
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WHAT?
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YOU WON FIVE DOLLARS!
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CONGRATULATIONS.
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I!
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WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT?
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ANDY, I WON FIVE DOLLARS!
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FIVE DOLLARS!
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LOOK, I WON FIVE DOLLARS!
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HERE IT IS, AUNT BEE.
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HERE'S MY FIVE DOLLARS.
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LOOK AT MY FIVE DOLLARS.
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AUNT BEE, I THINK
THEY GET THE MESSAGE.
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I'VE NEVER WON ANYTHING
BEFORE IN MY LIFE.
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AUNT BEE, LISTEN...
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CAME LIKE A BOLT
OUT OF THE BLUE.
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AUNT BEE, I'VE GOT
OTHER CUSTOMERS WAITING.
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OH, YES, OF COURSE.
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I'M SORRY.
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FIVE DOLLARS!
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THIS IS BETTER THAN
THE CHURCH RAFFLE, ISN'T IT?
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YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN.
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WELL, I'M GLAD SHE WON.
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MAYBE IF FOLKS LIKE
FLOYD HEAR ABOUT IT
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THEY'LL BRING THEIR
BUSINESS BACK AGAIN.
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YEAH, AND I'LL JUST SEE
THAT FLOYD HEARS ABOUT IT.
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I'LL SEE YOU, GOOB.
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OKAY.
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BRING IT ON UP.
THERE'S PLENTY OF GAS.
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GOOD
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AUNT BEE SURE WAS EXCITED
ABOUT WINNING.
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SHE SURE WAS.
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WHEN WE DROVE HOME,
SHE WAVED THE $5 BILL
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AT EVERYBODY WE PASSED.
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SHE DID?
YEAH.
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WELL, THAT'S GOOD
ADVERTISING FOR GOOBER.
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YEAH! WELL, HIS BUSINESS
SURE IS GREAT
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SINCE HE STARTED
THAT CONTEST.
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YEAH, I GUESS JUST ABOUT
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EVERYBODY IN TOWN'S
GONE BACK TO HIM.
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WHAT ABOUT FLOYD?
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WELL, I HAD A LONG TALK
WITH FLOYD
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ABOUT PATRONIZING
GOOBER'S --
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YOU KNOW, ESPECIALLY SINCE THEY
GOT THE CONTEST THERE NOW TOO.
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I THINK I GOT HIM CONVINCED.
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PAW, IS FLOYD STUBBORN?
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UM...YEAH, YOU MIGHT SAY SO.
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I THOUGHT SO.
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HIM TO
PART MY HAIR ON THE OTHER SIDE
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JUST LIKE YOURS
FOR A YEAR NOW,
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BUT HE WON'T DO IT.
HE WON'T?
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HE SAYS IT WON'T FIT
MY FACIAL CONTOUR.
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OH, WELL, MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.
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YEAH...
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WHEN DO YOU THINK HE'S GOING
BACK TO GOOBER'S?
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TEN DAYS, TWO WEEKS --
HE SAYS HE'S GOT A TANK FULL.
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I JUST HOPE
HE WINS A FEW DOLLARS,
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OTHERWISE I'LL NEVER HEAR
THE END OF IT.
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WELL, IT TOOK YOU
LONG ENOUGH TO COME IN.
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TODAY'S THE LAST DAY
OF THE CONTEST.
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I HAD AN AMPLE SUPPLY
OF FUEL
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IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT
WITH YOU.
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WELL, I'M GLAD YOU
FINALLY COME IN, ANYWAY.
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MERELY A CIVIC
OBLIGATION, GOOBER.
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AFTER THAT LITTLE AIR EPISODE
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I PLANNED NEVER TO SET A TIRE
IN YOUR STATION AGAIN.
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15 1/2 GALLONS.
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00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:27,360
HERE'S YOUR CHANGE
AND YOUR ENVELOPES.
240
00:10:27,394 --> 00:10:29,797
THERE'S STILL A FEW PRIZES LEFT.
241
00:10:31,331 --> 00:10:34,367
I DON'T EXPECT TO WIN
ANYTHING HERE.
242
00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:35,869
WELL, YOU JUST MIGHT.
243
00:10:35,903 --> 00:10:39,406
I WON FOUR DOLLARS
AT "LINE UP FOR LOOT."
244
00:10:41,709 --> 00:10:43,376
WOULD YOU MIND OPENING THEM
BACK AT THE BARBER SHOP?
245
00:10:43,410 --> 00:10:44,978
I'VE GOT CUSTOMERS WAITING.
246
00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:46,747
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
247
00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:48,348
I SUPPOSE YOU'RE AWARE
248
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:51,852
THAT YOU DIDN'T GET
MY WINDSHIELD, EITHER?
249
00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:53,086
NEXT TIME.
250
00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,888
HE'S GETTING RIGHT OUT, SIR.
251
00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:05,265
HEY, FLOYD,
DID YOU GO OVER?
252
00:11:05,298 --> 00:11:10,137
ANDY, LOOK, LOOK.
253
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,239
"$200"?
254
00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:13,273
YEAH!
255
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:16,276
OH, WONDERFUL BOY,
THAT GOOBER.
256
00:11:16,309 --> 00:11:19,246
I HAD NO IDEA
HE HAD A PRIZE THIS BIG.
257
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:21,915
HE KNOWS
HOW TO BUILD UP GOOD WILL.
258
00:11:21,949 --> 00:11:23,917
HE'S A SMART BUSINESSMAN.
259
00:11:23,951 --> 00:11:26,419
WELL, YOU REALLY HIT IT,
DIDN'T YOU, FLOYD?
260
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:29,056
YEAH. BUY A LOT OF THINGS
WITH $200.
261
00:11:29,089 --> 00:11:32,392
YEAH. I GUESS THE NEXT THING'S
TO GO DOWN AND PICK IT UP, HUH?
262
00:11:32,425 --> 00:11:35,996
HEY, ANDY, IF YOU'RE GOING
BY THERE, GIVE GOOBER THE SLIP
263
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:38,866
AND TELL HIM I'LL BE BY
WHEN I CLOSE THE SHOP.
264
00:11:38,899 --> 00:11:40,333
RIGHT. I'LL BE GLAD TO.
265
00:11:40,367 --> 00:11:41,334
I'LL SEE YOU.
266
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,402
ANDY, ANDY
267
00:11:42,435 --> 00:11:45,973
AND TELL HIM I'LL
TAKE IT ALL IN $20s.
268
00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:52,913
HEY, ANDY.
HI, GOOB.
269
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,347
JUST CHECKING SOME RECEIPTS
270
00:11:54,381 --> 00:11:57,084
LOOKS LIKE I MIGHT
HAVE HAD ANOTHER BIG DAY.
271
00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,218
GREAT, GREAT.
272
00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,853
FLOYD ASKED ME
TO DROP THIS BY.
273
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:02,289
SAID HE'D BE BY AFTER
HE CLOSED FOR THE CASH.
274
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:03,757
FLOYD WON A PRIZE, HUH?
275
00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:04,792
YEAH.
276
00:12:04,825 --> 00:12:05,993
WELL, I'M GLAD OF THAT.
277
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:07,260
YEAH. IT'S SOME PRIZE.
278
00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:09,196
YOU REALLY RAN
A CONTEST, GOOB.
279
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:10,297
I'LL SEE YOU.
280
00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:11,298
HEY, ANDY!
281
00:12:11,331 --> 00:12:12,332
YEAH?
282
00:12:12,365 --> 00:12:14,234
TELL FLOYD I'LL BE HERE
TILL 6:00.
283
00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:15,435
OKAY!
284
00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:18,038
AND TELL HIM THAT HE OUGHT
TO DEAL FROM NOW ON
285
00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:19,439
WITH HIS LOCAL GAS STATION.
286
00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:20,440
ALL RIGHT.
287
00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:21,909
"$200."
288
00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:24,444
"$200"?! ANDY!
289
00:12:33,520 --> 00:12:34,822
HERE IT IS.
290
00:12:34,855 --> 00:12:36,556
SEE IT YOURSELF,
GOOBER.
291
00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,358
THAT $200 IS MARKED THERE
292
00:12:38,391 --> 00:12:41,829
JUST LIKE THE REST
OF YOUR FIGURES ON THE SHEET.
293
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,031
IF YOU WANTED US TO KNOW
IT WAS THE TOTAL
294
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:46,033
YOU SHOULD HAVE DRAWN
A LINE ACROSS.
295
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:47,200
BUT YOU OUGHT TO KNOW
296
00:12:47,234 --> 00:12:49,169
I COULDN'T GIVE AWAY
NO $200 PRIZE.
297
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,938
I DIDN'T EXACTLY
WALK IN HERE
298
00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,439
WEARING A TUXEDO,
YOU KNOW?
299
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,242
WE FIGURED IT WAS
KIND OF A JACKPOT PRIZE.
300
00:12:55,275 --> 00:12:56,910
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
301
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:58,311
I DON'T KNOW, EXCEPT THIS--
302
00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,981
WALLY AIN'T GOING TO HAND OUT
NO MORE PRIZE MONEY.
303
00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:02,449
I'M SORRY, GOOBER.
304
00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:04,084
YOU SAY FLOYD WON IT?
305
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:06,319
YEAH.
WHAT'RE YOU GONNA TELL HIM?
306
00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:07,487
I DON'T KNOW.
307
00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:10,157
IF IT'D BEEN ANYBODY ELSE,
THEY'D UNDERSTAND.
308
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:12,092
START PRINTING UP
GET-WELL CARDS.
309
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:14,061
I SUSPECT THERE'LL BE
A LOT OF FOLKS
310
00:13:14,094 --> 00:13:15,495
WANTING TO SEND THEM TO ME.
311
00:13:26,606 --> 00:13:31,044
OH, FLOYD, I JUST HAD TO
COME AND CONGRATULATE YOU.
312
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:32,312
ANDY TOLD ME.
313
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:33,613
WELL, THANKS, BEE.
314
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:36,516
I'M JUST LOOKING THROUGH
THE BARBER CATALOGUE HERE
315
00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,518
TO SEE HOW I'M GOING
TO SPEND IT.
316
00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,954
I'M GOING TO MODERNIZE
THE WHOLE SHOP.
317
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:43,390
AUTOMATIC WASHER-DRYER-SHAMPOOER
318
00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:46,526
WITH A PATENTED
FOAM-FREE RINSE CONTROL.
319
00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:48,962
THAT SHOULD BE
A BIG STEP FORWARD.
320
00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:54,067
YEAH. IT BRINGS SHAMPOOING
INTO THE 20th CENTURY.
321
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:57,337
WELL, YOU GOT GOOBER
TO BE GRATEFUL TO FOR ALL THIS.
322
00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,539
YES. I WAS A LITTLE WARY
323
00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:02,009
ABOUT THAT CONTEST
IN THE BEGINNING.
324
00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:04,544
I THOUGHT THERE MIGHT BE
SOMETHING PHONY ABOUT IT
325
00:14:04,577 --> 00:14:07,881
BUT HE SURE RAN
AN UP-AND-UP CONTEST.
326
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:09,616
OH, HE'S A FINE BOY.
327
00:14:09,649 --> 00:14:13,553
YES. WELL, CONGRATULATIONS
AGAIN, FLOYD.
328
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:15,155
THANKS, BEE.
329
00:14:15,188 --> 00:14:16,856
WELL, BYE.
330
00:14:18,458 --> 00:14:19,927
BYE, BEE.
331
00:14:21,161 --> 00:14:22,562
OH, HELLO, GOOBER.
332
00:14:22,595 --> 00:14:24,031
OH, HEY, AUNT BEE.
333
00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,899
I WAS JUST IN
CONGRATULATING FLOYD
334
00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:27,167
ON HIS WINNINGS.
335
00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,268
OH, YEAH.
336
00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,438
YOU KNOW, GOOBER, YOU SHOULD BE
VERY PROUD OF YOURSELF
337
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,907
GIVING SO MUCH PLEASURE
TO SO MANY PEOPLE.
338
00:14:33,941 --> 00:14:36,009
AND, YOU KNOW,
EVERYONE HAS COMMENTED
339
00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:38,011
HOW HONEST AND FAIR
THE CONTEST WAS.
340
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,279
GOOD.
341
00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,448
ESPECIALLY FLOYD.
HE'S FLOATING ON AIR.
342
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,984
HE KNOWS EXACTLY HOW
HE'S GOING TO SPEND IT.
343
00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:46,453
HE DOES?
344
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:48,521
GOOBER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
345
00:14:50,323 --> 00:14:52,459
I'M FINE, AUNT BEE. FINE.
346
00:14:52,492 --> 00:14:54,327
WELL, YOU LOOK A LITTLE PEAKED.
347
00:14:54,361 --> 00:14:55,996
I'M OKAY, AUNT BEE.
348
00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,999
WELL, MAYBE IT'S THE STRAIN
OF THE CONTEST.
349
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,300
NOW YOU LISTEN.
350
00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,302
YOU GO HOME
AND YOU TAKE A HOT BATH
351
00:15:02,335 --> 00:15:04,037
AND YOU GO RIGHT TO BED.
352
00:15:04,071 --> 00:15:06,206
THAT TAKES CARE
OF EVERYTHING.
353
00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:07,474
BYE, GOOBER.
354
00:15:07,507 --> 00:15:10,010
BYE, AUNT BEE.
355
00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:25,725
HEY, ANDY.
356
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:26,893
OH, HI, GOOB.
357
00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:30,663
THINGS SLOW DOWN A LITTLE BIT
AT THE FILLING STATION?
358
00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:32,699
YEAH, A LITTLE.
359
00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:36,103
I GOT SPOOKY VINCENT
TO TAKE CARE OF IT FOR ME.
360
00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:38,371
YEAH. YOU SURE HAVE
BEEN WORKING HARD.
361
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:39,639
THAT WAS A FINE CONTEST.
362
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:40,640
YEAH.
363
00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:42,242
SIT DOWN AND REST YOURSELF.
364
00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:43,376
THANKS.
365
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:44,511
ANDY, I SUPPOSE
366
00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:46,713
THEY'S GOT LAWS ON EVERYTHING,
AIN'T THEY?
367
00:15:46,746 --> 00:15:47,747
JUST ABOUT.
368
00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:49,382
I WAS JUST THINKING.
369
00:15:49,416 --> 00:15:51,618
I BET THEY EVEN GOT THEM
ON CONTESTS.
370
00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:53,220
I IMAGINE.
371
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,088
I MEAN, NOT THAT I CARE
OR ANYTHING
372
00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:56,223
BUT I WAS JUST WONDERING
373
00:15:56,256 --> 00:15:59,492
IF A PERSON WAS TO RUN A CONTEST
AND SOMETHING WENT WRONG
374
00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:01,128
WHAT COULD THEY DO TO HIM?
375
00:16:01,161 --> 00:16:03,730
YOU MEAN A HYPOTHETICAL CASE?
376
00:16:03,763 --> 00:16:04,797
YEAH, ONE OF THEM.
377
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:08,535
YOU KNOW HOW THINGS LIKE THAT
RUN THROUGH YOUR HEAD.
378
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:10,703
WHAT WENT WRONG, GOOBER?
379
00:16:10,737 --> 00:16:12,605
HUH?
380
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,707
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU MEAN, ANDY.
381
00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,783
WHAT WENT WRONG?
382
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,553
WHEN I WAS MAKING OUT THE
LIST FOR THE PRIZE MONEY
383
00:16:26,586 --> 00:16:28,555
I WANTED TO BE SURE
I HAD EXACTLY $200
384
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:30,457
AND I MADE OUT
FIVE-DOLLAR PRIZES
385
00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,759
AND THREE-DOLLAR PRIZES
AND TWO-DOLLAR PRIZES
386
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:35,228
AND EVERYTHING THAT
ADDED UP FINALLY TO $200
387
00:16:35,262 --> 00:16:37,530
BUT I LEFT OUT THE LINE
BEFORE THE TOTAL 200.
388
00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,766
I JUST DIDN'T PUT THE
LINE BEFORE THE 200!
389
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:41,701
I LEFT OUT THE LINE
BEFORE THE 200!
390
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:44,337
WELL, HOW DO YOU THINK
FLOYD'S GOING TO TAKE IT
391
00:16:44,371 --> 00:16:46,573
WHEN I TELL HIM THERE
AIN'T NO $200 PRIZE?
392
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:50,643
WELL...
393
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:54,147
YOU REMEMBER THAT TORNADO THAT
HIT TOWN ABOUT 12 YEARS AGO?
394
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,182
YEAH.
395
00:16:55,215 --> 00:16:56,516
ABOUT LIKE THAT.
396
00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:59,319
WELL, ANDY,
IT WAS A HONEST MISTAKE.
397
00:17:01,288 --> 00:17:02,789
I KNOW IT WAS, GOOBER.
398
00:17:02,822 --> 00:17:05,392
SO I GUESS ABOUT THE
ONLY THING YOU CAN DO
399
00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,795
IS GO TO THE BARBERSHOP,
PLANT YOUR FEET FIRM
400
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,264
TELL HIM THE TRUTH.
401
00:17:11,298 --> 00:17:13,533
THEN WHAT?
402
00:17:13,566 --> 00:17:16,536
WELL, AFTER HE YELLS
AND SCREAMS A WHILE
403
00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:21,541
MAYBE HE'LL CALM DOWN AND
REALIZE IT WAS A MISTAKE.
404
00:17:21,574 --> 00:17:23,543
I GUESS I GOT NO CHOICE.
405
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,778
NO.
406
00:17:34,287 --> 00:17:36,156
GOOD LUCK, GOOB.
407
00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:39,726
YEAH...
408
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:52,539
OH, COME IN, GOOBER!
COME IN, MY FRIEND!
409
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,342
HEY, FLOYD.
410
00:17:55,375 --> 00:17:57,344
YOU BRING THE
MONEY WITH YOU?
411
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:58,678
WELL, NO, I DIDN'T.
412
00:17:58,711 --> 00:18:01,548
OH, OF COURSE YOU
WOULDN'T CARRY AROUND
413
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,150
THAT KIND OF MONEY.
414
00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,418
I'LL DROP BY WHEN
I CLOSE THE SHOP.
415
00:18:05,452 --> 00:18:07,420
WELL, YOU SEE, FLOYD
416
00:18:07,454 --> 00:18:10,290
UH, THE REASON I COME
IN HERE WAS BECAUSE...
417
00:18:10,323 --> 00:18:12,159
OR I'LL PICK IT UP TOMORROW.
418
00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:13,693
THERE'S NO HURRY.
419
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,162
AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW
420
00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:18,565
THAT YOU GOT A FREE HAIRCUT
COMING, AND A SHAMPOO
421
00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:20,567
AND I'LL USE MY FRENCH SOAP.
422
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,836
IT'LL MAKE YOU SMELL
LIKE MAURICE CHEVALIER.
423
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:25,572
WELL, THAT'S NICE
OF YOU, FLOYD
424
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:26,839
OH, NOT AT ALL.
425
00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,308
NOT AT...
426
00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:31,244
SAY, YOU SEEM
A LITTLE BIT JUMPY, GOOBER.
427
00:18:31,278 --> 00:18:32,712
ANYTHING WRONG?
428
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:35,648
WELL, THERE IS JUST A LITTLE
SOMETHING THAT'S COME UP.
429
00:18:35,682 --> 00:18:37,750
OH, I KNOW.
430
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,886
IT'S ONE
OF THOSE EVERYDAY ANNOYANCES.
431
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,888
LET ME PUT THE VIBRATOR ON IT.
432
00:18:41,921 --> 00:18:43,856
ON THOSE NECK MUSCLES, HUH?
433
00:18:43,890 --> 00:18:46,159
NO, THANKS.
FLOYD, I...
434
00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:47,660
HI, GUYS.
435
00:18:49,662 --> 00:18:51,231
DID YOU TELL HIM, GOOB?
436
00:18:51,264 --> 00:18:52,499
TELL ME WHAT, ANDY?
437
00:18:52,532 --> 00:18:53,633
TELL ME WHAT?
438
00:18:53,666 --> 00:18:54,767
ABOUT THE PRIZE.
439
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,903
WELL, WHAT DID YOU
WANT TO TELL ME
440
00:18:56,936 --> 00:18:58,438
ABOUT THE PRIZE, GOOBER?
441
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,840
DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING
YOU WANTED TO TELL ME
442
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,809
ABOUT THE PRIZE, BOY?
443
00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,712
WELL, IT WAS A MISTAKE, FLOYD.
444
00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:08,715
I MADE A MISTAKE WHEN I TOOK
THE LIST TO THE PRINTERS.
445
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,883
THERE AIN'T NO $200 PRIZE.
446
00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,185
FRAUD!
447
00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:13,486
I CHARGE FRAUD.
448
00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:15,622
FLOYD, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.
449
00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,290
ANDY, DO YOUR DUTY.
450
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,491
WHAT?
451
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,360
YOU'RE THE LAW IN THIS TOWN.
452
00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,662
IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE, FLOYD.
453
00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,964
I DEMAND THAT PRIZE MONEY.
454
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:25,965
LOOK, FLOYD...
455
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,767
WAIT OUTSIDE, GOOBER.
456
00:19:29,902 --> 00:19:31,338
NOW, NOW, LOOK, FLOYD...
457
00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:34,207
I WENT IN THAT GAS STATION
IN GOOD FAITH.
458
00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:35,442
I KNOW, FLOYD.
459
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,877
HE DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME
MY WINDSHIELD WIPE.
460
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,346
WELL, HE WAS BUSY.
461
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,980
AND THE LAST TIME
I WAS IN THERE
462
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,615
HE WOULDN'T GIVE ME ANY AIR.
463
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:43,883
LOOK, FLOYD...
464
00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:45,485
I DEMAND JUSTICE.
465
00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,886
I WANT MY $200.
466
00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:49,622
NOW, FLOYD, YOU'VE GOT TO
BE REASONABLE ABOUT THIS.
467
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:50,623
REASONABLE?!
468
00:19:50,657 --> 00:19:52,359
I'VE BEEN SWINDLED, ANDY.
469
00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,227
EVERYBODY ELSE GETS
THEIR PRIZES.
470
00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:57,930
AND I'M WARNING YOU
IF I DON'T GET SATISFACTION
471
00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:01,801
I'LL TAKE THIS TO THE HIGHEST
COURT IN THE LAND.
472
00:20:04,704 --> 00:20:09,376
I ALREADY ORDERED MY SHAMPOOER
WITH A FOAM-FREE RINSE.
473
00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,747
W
474
00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:17,350
OH, YOU CAN'T TALK TO HIM.
475
00:20:17,384 --> 00:20:19,252
WELL, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?
476
00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:20,920
I DON'T KNOW, GOOBER.
477
00:20:20,953 --> 00:20:22,489
I JUST DON'T KNOW.
478
00:20:22,522 --> 00:20:23,956
YOU GOT TO THINK
OF SOMETHING.
479
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:25,992
I DON'T WANT TO GO
TO JAIL OR NOTHING.
480
00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,660
I DIDN'T DO IT OF A PURPOSE.
481
00:20:27,694 --> 00:20:29,562
IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYBODY.
482
00:20:35,535 --> 00:20:37,770
HELLO.
483
00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:40,907
YES, AUNT BEE.
484
00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:43,643
THAT'S RIGHT --
WHAT YOU HEARD'S TRUE.
485
00:20:43,676 --> 00:20:46,479
WELL, WELL, I'M DOING
WHAT I CAN ABOUT IT.
486
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:47,414
ANDY.
487
00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,515
COME IN, FLOYD.
488
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:50,650
WELL, LI...
489
00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:52,519
WELL, LISTEN, I CAN'T...
490
00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:55,388
I CAN'T TALK TO YOU NOW.
491
00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:57,490
RIGHT. BYE.
492
00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:03,863
ANDY, I JUST WANT TO KNOW
493
00:21:03,896 --> 00:21:05,798
WHAT YOU'RE DOING
ABOUT THIS.
494
00:21:05,832 --> 00:21:07,934
WELL, FLOYD, I GOT
TO THINKING ABOUT IT
495
00:21:07,967 --> 00:21:11,003
AND I REALIZE THAT THERE IS
A MATTER OF LAW INVOLVED HERE
496
00:21:11,037 --> 00:21:13,072
AND SO I'M TAKING
THE NECESSARY STEPS.
497
00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,408
GOOD. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
498
00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,676
ONLY THING I COULD DO.
499
00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,884
YOU LOCKED HIM UP?
500
00:21:24,917 --> 00:21:27,987
YEAH. I REALIZE THAT
WHAT GOOBER DID WAS A MISTAKE.
501
00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:29,722
STILL, THE LAW IS THE LAW
502
00:21:29,756 --> 00:21:31,724
AND YOU WANT JUSTICE DONE,
DON'T YOU?
503
00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:34,327
WELL, OF COURSE, OF COURSE.
504
00:21:34,361 --> 00:21:38,865
YOU... YOU LOCK A FELLA UP
FOR A THING LIKE THIS, HUH?
505
00:21:38,898 --> 00:21:40,867
OH, SURE. TILL HIS TRIAL.
506
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:44,070
WELL, I GOT THINGS TO DO, FLOYD.
507
00:21:44,103 --> 00:21:46,806
COMFORTABLE IN THERE, GOOBER?
508
00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:50,009
FINE, FLOYD.
509
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,744
JUST FINE.
510
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:58,951
HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING
TO KEEP HIM IN THERE, ANDY?
511
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,453
TILL THE TRIAL.
512
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:02,755
LESS, OF COURSE,
SOMEBODY COMES UP WITH BAIL
513
00:22:02,789 --> 00:22:04,724
WHICH, I THINK,
IS PRETTY UNLIKELY.
514
00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,058
I'LL PUT IT UP!
515
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:08,495
WELL, YOU'RE THE ONE
MAKING THE CHARGE.
516
00:22:08,528 --> 00:22:09,696
OH.
517
00:22:09,729 --> 00:22:12,932
OH, YES, I FORGOT.
518
00:22:12,965 --> 00:22:14,801
I'M SORRY, GOOBER.
519
00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:20,773
IT'S VERY PRETTY, GOOBER.
520
00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:22,642
THANKS, FLOYD.
521
00:22:25,645 --> 00:22:30,383
ANDY, YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE
BEING TOO DRASTIC HERE, DO YOU?
522
00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:33,953
I'M JUST DOING
WHAT THE LAW SAYS, FLOYD.
523
00:22:33,986 --> 00:22:36,989
OH, ANDY, I HAD
TO COME RIGHT OVER.
524
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,124
I'M VERY CONCERNED
525
00:22:38,157 --> 00:22:40,527
ABOUT THIS THING
BETWEEN FLOYD AND GOOBER.
526
00:22:40,560 --> 00:22:42,495
NOW WHAT DO YOU PLAN
TO DO ABOUT IT?
527
00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:45,131
THERE'S WHAT HE PLANS TO DO
ABOUT IT.
528
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,866
PUTS A MAN IN JAIL
529
00:22:46,899 --> 00:22:50,136
WHO'S NOT EVEN
BEEN CONVICTED YET.
530
00:22:50,169 --> 00:22:51,471
GOOBER.
531
00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:53,673
HEY, AUNT BEE.
532
00:22:53,706 --> 00:22:56,008
ANDY, WHAT DO YOU MEAN
PUTTING GOOBER IN JAIL?
533
00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,077
AUNT BEE, THE LAW SAYS...
534
00:22:58,110 --> 00:22:59,812
I DON'T CARE
WHAT THE LAW SAYS.
535
00:22:59,846 --> 00:23:01,648
YOU GET HIM OUT
THIS VERY MINUTE.
536
00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,816
WELL, A CHARGE HAS
BEEN MADE AGAINST HIM.
537
00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:05,017
OH, FIDDLE-DEE-STICKS
538
00:23:05,051 --> 00:23:07,420
YOU'VE GOT NO RIGHT
TO PUT GOOBER IN JAIL.
539
00:23:07,454 --> 00:23:08,955
WHAT'S HE EVER DONE TO YOU?
540
00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:10,957
WELL, HE'S NEVER DONE
ANYTHING TO ME.
541
00:23:10,990 --> 00:23:13,960
WELL, THEN HE'S NOT STAYING
IN THERE ANOTHER MINUTE.
542
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,962
IT'S A CLEAR CASE
OF POLICE BRUTALITY
543
00:23:15,995 --> 00:23:17,730
BUT HE WON'T GET AWAY
WITH IT.
544
00:23:17,764 --> 00:23:19,699
WE'RE NOT GONNA LET YOU STAY
IN THIS PLACE.
545
00:23:19,732 --> 00:23:20,867
RIGHT.
546
00:23:20,900 --> 00:23:24,437
THAT $200 PRIZE WAS
JUST AN HONEST MISTAKE.
547
00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:25,838
WE'LL TAKE THIS
548
00:23:25,872 --> 00:23:28,140
TO THE HIGHEST COURT
IN THE LAND.
549
00:23:37,617 --> 00:23:40,186
YOU KNEW ALL THE TIME THAT FLOYD
WAS GOING TO ACT THAT WAY
550
00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:41,888
WHEN YOU THREW
GOOBER IN JAIL.
551
00:23:41,921 --> 00:23:43,490
YEAH.
552
00:23:43,523 --> 00:23:45,224
DEEP DOWN, FLOYD'S
A GOOD GUY.
553
00:23:45,257 --> 00:23:47,660
HIS BARK'S ALWAYS
WORSE THAN HIS BITE.
554
00:23:47,694 --> 00:23:50,563
THAT WAS A REAL
SMART THING, PAW.
555
00:23:50,597 --> 00:23:52,565
YOU'RE JUST LIKE
KING SOLOMON.
556
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:54,467
I AM?
557
00:23:54,501 --> 00:23:56,035
YEAH -- REMEMBER
THAT STORY?
558
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:58,671
WHEN BOTH WOMEN SAID THAT
THE BABY WAS THEIRS,
559
00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,573
SO KING SOLOMON
TOOK OUT A SWORD
560
00:24:00,607 --> 00:24:02,842
AND SAID HE'D GIVE
EACH ONE OF THEM HALF.
561
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,177
HE KNEW THAT THE REAL
MOTHER WOULD SCREAM --
562
00:24:05,211 --> 00:24:06,813
AND SHE DID!
563
00:24:06,846 --> 00:24:08,881
JUST LIKE YOU KNEW
HOW FLOYD WOULD ACT.
564
00:24:10,617 --> 00:24:12,485
YOU KNOW, PAW...
565
00:24:12,519 --> 00:24:14,654
IF YOU'D HAVE LIVE IN THOSE DAYS
YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN A KING.
566
00:24:14,687 --> 00:24:17,690
PROBABLY.
567
00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,926
THAT WOULD HAVE MADE
ME A PRINCE!
568
00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,961
THAT'S RIGHT.
569
00:24:21,994 --> 00:24:25,498
WE WERE JUST BORN IN
THE WRONG CENTURY.
570
00:24:25,532 --> 00:24:28,234
WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
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