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WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO
HAVE FOR LUNCH TODAY?
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WELL, I HADN'T THOUGHT
ABOUT IT, GOOBER.
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IT'S JUST 9:30.
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OH.
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I JUST HAPPENED TO BE
THINKING ABOUT IT.
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DINER?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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ME NEITHER.
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YOU KNOW, THEY'RE HAVING
A NICE RUN OF CORN BEEF
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OVER AT
THE DRUGSTORE COUNTER.
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YEAH?
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YEAH. OF COURSE,
IT DEPENDS A LOT
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ON JUST WHAT TIME
YOU GET THERE.
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IS THAT RIGHT?
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YEAH, IF YOU GET THERE
AT 12:00,
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WHEN THEY FIRST
START CARVING IT,
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IT'S GOT THAT STUFF
ON THE END.
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THE LITTLE PIECES?
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YOU WANT A REAL GOOD
SANDWICH, YOU GOT TO
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HIT THAT BEEF
ABOUT 12:30.
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YEAH, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
OF IT, THEN.
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YEAH, BIG SLICES.
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WELL, I'LL TELL YOU
WHAT, GOOB --
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WHY DON'T WE JUST GO
OVER THERE ABOUT 12:30?
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OKAY.
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OF COURSE, WE GOT
A COUPLE HOURS TO DECIDE.
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YEAH, THERE'S NO USE
RUSHING INTO IT.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE
THE DARLINGS.
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WELL!
HEY, MR. DARLING!
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HOW ARE YOU?
HEY, THERE, CHARLENE!
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A LOT OF POLLYWOGS
IS FROGS
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SINCE LAST
WE LAID EYES ON YOU.
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WELL, IT'S NICE
TO SEE YOU, TOO.
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HEY, BOYS.
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Briscoe: EASY, BOYS.
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YOU KNOW, EVERY TIME
WE COME TO TOWN,
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THEY JUST GET ALL HET UP.
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YEAH, THEY'RE
A WILD BUNCH.
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BOY, YOU'RE HERE EARLY.
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YOU MUST HAVE STARTED
DRIVING BEFORE SUNUP.
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THAT DON'T MAKE
NO NEVER MIND
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NOW YOU MADE US PUT
LIGHTS ON THE TRUCK.
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IT SURE BEATS HAVING
DOUG OUT THERE ON THE HOOD,
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HOLDING OUT A LANTERN.
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HE'S ALWAYS
COMPLAINING ABOUT
BUGS HITTING HIM.
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THEN HE'D GET
ACTING CUTE
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AND FALL OFF ABOUT
EVERY OTHER CHUCKHOLE.
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YEAH, THAT DOUG'S
A CAUTION.
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WHAT BRINGS YOU
TO TOWN THIS TIME?
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WELL, SHERIFF, WE...
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WHAT I GOT
TO TELL YOU IS PRIVATE.
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UH, GOOB...
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DON'T YOU HAVE
SOMETHING TO DO?
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NO, NOT A THING,
ANDY.
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YOU GOT BIG EARS,
AIN'T YOU?
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NO, I AIN'T GOT
BIG EARS.
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BOY, LIKE THE SHERIFF SAID,
YOU GOT THINGS TO DO.
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WELL, YEAH.
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I HAVE.
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I'LL, I'LL SEE YOU, GOOB.
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WELL?
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NOW, THIS IS
JUST 'TWIXT US.
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OH, I WOULDN'T SAY ANYTHING.
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CROSS YOUR HEART,
HOPE TO JUMP A STUMP?
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YES, I DO.
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WELL, SHERIFF...
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US DARLINGS HAS COME
INTO A FORTUNE.
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JUST SOLD A
PASSEL OF LAND
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TO THE MAYBERRY COUNTY
GOVERNMENT FOR $300.
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AMERICAN. JUST COME TO TOWN
TO PICK UP THE MONEY.
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WELL, HOW AM I GOING TO TALK
TO RICH FOLKS LIKE YOU?
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SHERIFF, WE WANT YOU
TO TREAT US JUST LIKE BEFORE.
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JUST LIKE WE WAS POOR FOLKS,
LIKE YOURSELF.
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OKEY-DOKE.
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OH, AND THAT AIN'T ALL.
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NOW THAT WE COME
INTO A FORTUNE
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AND CAN AFFORD TO FEED
A FEW EXTRA MOUTHS
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I'M GOING TO GET MY
BOYS HERE MARRIED.
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NO KIDDING.
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WELL, NOW
THAT IS NEWS.
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EACH AND EVERY ONE OF 'EM
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IS GOING TO GET
HIMSELF NUPTIALED.
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YOU KNOW,
THEY'VE BEEN JUST LIKE
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A BUNCH OF CAGED LIONS
SINCE I TOLD 'EM.
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ESPECIALLY
RODNEY, THERE.
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HE'S, UH...
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JITTERY.
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OH, I CAN SEE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WITH ALL THIS HAPPENING
TO THE DARLING FAMILY
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WE OUGHT TO HAVE A CELEBRATION.
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IF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
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SOME OF MISS BEE'S COOKING,
YOU'RE ON.
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I TELL YOU WHAT --
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I'LL GO IN THERE AND CALL HER
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AND YOU MEET ME AT MY HOUSE
AT 12:00.
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GOOD, THAT'LL GIVE ME TIME
TO GET THE BOYS CURRIED UP.
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MAKE UP SOME MUSIC THERE
TO COVER THE ENGINE NOISE.
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GET OUT OF THE WAY YONDER!
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SEE YOU AT THE HOUSE.
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NO, PLENTY. PLENTY.
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WELL, MISS BEE,
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YOU SURE AIN'T LOST
YOUR TOUCH WITH A SKILLET.
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WELL, THANK YOU.
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TELL ME SOMETHING--
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WHAT WAS THAT THING
YOU HAD LAYING THERE
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'TWIXT THE TATERS
AND THE BLACK
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THE STEAK?
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MOUTHWATERING.
I GOT TO LEARN
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WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL
YOU CHOPPED THAT OFF OF.
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AND THEM
MUFFINS, PA.
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WE GOT TO GET
THE RECIPE.
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THEY WAS LARRUPIN'.
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HOW ABOUT A TUNE?
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WANT TO PICK ALONG,
SHERIFF?
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YOU LIKE "SALTY DOG"?
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"SALTY DOG'S" GOOD.
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GIVE ME MY JUG,
RODNEY.
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NOW, YOU BOYS TAKE
THE MAIN TUNE
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AND I'LL KIND OF
GARGLE OUT THE TRIMMINGS.
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WATCH IT, YOU LUNKHEAD.
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YOU DON'T THROW AROUND
A FINE INSTRUMENT LIKE THIS.
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NOW, YOU READY?
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ONE, TWO, ONE.
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* STANDING ON THE CORNER
WITH THE LOWDOWN BLUES *
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* A GREAT BIG HOLE
IN THE BOTTOM OF MY SHOES *
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* HONEY, LET ME BE
YOUR SALTY DOG *
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* LET ME BE YOUR SALTY DOG
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* OR I WON'T BE
YOUR GAL AT ALL *
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* HONEY, LET ME BE
YOUR SALTY DOG *
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* LOOK HERE, SAL,
I KNOW YOU *
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* A RUNDOWN STOCKING
AND A WORE-OUT SHOE *
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* HONEY, LET ME BE
YOUR SALTY DOG *
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* LET ME BE YOUR SALTY DOG
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* OR I WON'T BE
YOUR GAL AT ALL *
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* HONEY, LET ME BE
YOUR SALTY DOG *
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* DOWN IN THE WILDWOOD,
SITTING ON A LOG *
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* FINGER ON A TRIGGER,
EYE ON A HOG *
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* HONEY, LET ME BE
YOUR SALTY DOG *
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* LET ME BE YOUR SALTY DOG
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* OR I WON'T BE
YOUR GAL AT ALL *
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* HONEY, LET ME
BE YOUR SALTY DOG *
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* I PULLED THE TRIGGER
AND THE GUN LET GO *
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* I HEARD THE SHOT
IN MEXICO *
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* HONEY, LET ME
BE YOUR SALTY DOG *
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* LET ME BE YOUR SALTY DOG
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* OR I WON'T BE
YOUR GAL AT ALL *
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* HONEY, LET ME BE
YOUR SALTY DOG *
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ONCE MORE!
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* LET ME BE YOUR SALTY DOG
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* OR I WON'T BE
YOUR GAL AT ALL *
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* HONEY, LET ME BE
YOUR SALTY DOG. *
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AW.
PLAY BETTER AND BETTER!
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VERY ENJOYABLE.
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NOW, COME ON, BOYS,
AND SIT DOWN.
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YOU BOYS BEST STAND.
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NO SENSE IN SITTING DOWN
AND GETTING UP AGAIN
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TO TAKE THE CREASE
OUT OF YOUR PANTS.
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WELL, ISN'T IT
EXCITING?
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THE BOYS ARE GOING
TO GET MARRIED.
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IT CERTAINLY IS.
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NOW THAT THEY GOT
$300 IN BACK OF 'EM
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OUTSIDE OF THEIR NATURAL
CHARMS, OF COURSE.
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BUT WE'RE GOING
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TO TAKE IT STEP BY STEP.
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FIRST OFF, I'M GOING
TO FIND A WIFE
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FOR DEAN THERE. UH...
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THAT'S GOING TO TAKE
A BIT OF DOING.
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HE'S TOO SHORT.
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THE ONLY SHORT ONE
I EVER FOALED.
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WELL, I'M SURE
YOU'RE GOING TO FIND
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PLENTY OF WIVES
FOR THE BOYS
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RIGHT UP THERE
IN THE MOUNTAINS.
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MOUNTAINS?
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WITH $300?
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I WANT CITY GIRLS
FOR MY BOYS.
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THAT'S THE MAIN REASON
WE COME TO MAYBERRY.
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YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
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THAT YOU'VE COME
DOWN HERE INTO TOWN
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TO FIND WIVES
FOR THOSE BOYS?
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WHY NOT?
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NICE BOYS LIKE I GOT.
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TAKE MITCH THERE.
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STRONG AS AN OX
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AND ALMOST AS BRIGHT
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AND CAN DO HIS SUMS, UP
TO AND INCLUDING THREE.
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BUT, BUT, BRISCOE--
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AND HE'S PRETTY, TOO.
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LOOK AT THEM FINE,
CHISELED FEATURES.
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CHISEL HIT HIM
RIGHT HERE.
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WELL, UH...
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THEY'RE, THEY'RE,
THEY'RE FINE BOYS.
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NOW, I'M NOT
QUESTIONING THAT
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BUT YOU, YOU
CAN'T JUST
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JUST SWOOP DOWN
INTO TOWN
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AND FIND WIVES
JUST LIKE THAT.
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WELL, SHERIFF,
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WE DON'T EXPECT TO
RUSH INTO ANYTHING.
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GOOD.
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MIGHT TAKE THE
REST OF THE DAY.
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MR. DARLING, COURTSHIPS IN
MAYBERRY TAKE AT LEAST A YEAR.
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I'VE SEEN THEM TAKE FIVE.
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FIVE OR SIX.
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NOT THE WAY WE OPERATE.
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WE'LL JUST GO DOWN THERE
ON MAIN STREET AND WAIT
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FOR THEM FEMALE HEARTS
TO START FLUTTERING.
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EVERYBODY ON THE TRUCK.
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UH, CHARLENE, UH,
YOU BEST STAY HERE.
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WELL, UH...
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I DON'T WANT HER
TO BE ALONE
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WHILST WE'RE DOWN
THERE ON MAIN STREET
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BIRD-DOGGING IT.
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MIGHT NOT
BE LADY-LIKE.
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WELL, MISTER,
MR. DARLING, UM...
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UH, MISTER, UH...
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I, UH, I'VE GOT TO GO.
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I'VE GOT TO GO, I'VE GOT TO,
I'VE GOT TO FIND GOOBER.
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AM I ALLOWED
TO ARREST THEM, TOO?
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OH, NO, NO.
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JUST FOLLOW THEM AROUND.
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IF THEY BOTHER ANYBODY,
COME AND TELL ME.
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YO.
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WELL?
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WELL, YOU PROMISED
ME A BADGE.
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HERE.
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THERE.
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VERY NICE, GOOBER.
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WELL, GO ON.
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RIGHT... CHIEF.
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GO ON, GO ON.
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THEY SOUND LIKE A WILD BUNCH.
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YOU NEVER MET
'EM, DID YOU?
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NO.
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WELL, YOU BETTER KNOW
THEY'RE A WILD BUNCH.
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OH, MAYBE THEY JUST
HAVE THEIR OWN WAYS.
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YOU EVER TRY TALKING
TO A STONE WALL?
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00:09:48,388 --> 00:09:50,924
I'M TELLING YOU, BRISCOE
DARLING IS SERIOUS
238
00:09:50,958 --> 00:09:53,827
ABOUT FINDING WIVES FOR
THOSE BOYS HERE IN MAYBERRY
239
00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:56,396
AND HE THINKS HE'S GOT
FOUR ROCK HUDSONS THERE.
240
00:09:56,429 --> 00:09:57,765
WELL, GOOD LUCK.
241
00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:58,932
OKAY.
242
00:09:58,966 --> 00:10:00,400
I BETTER GET
BACK TO SCHOOL.
243
00:10:00,433 --> 00:10:01,769
UNLESS, OF COURSE
244
00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:03,871
YOU WANT TO SIGN ME IN
AS YOUR DEPUTY.
245
00:10:03,904 --> 00:10:05,205
I'VE RUN OUT OF BADGES.
246
00:10:05,238 --> 00:10:06,774
OH, OKAY.
SEE YOU TONIGHT?
247
00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:07,875
TONIGHT.
248
00:10:17,084 --> 00:10:19,319
TAKE A POINT
TO THE RIGHT HERE, BOYS.
249
00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:30,864
GOT TO AGREE WITH YOU--
250
00:10:30,898 --> 00:10:32,132
TOO SKINNY.
251
00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:33,867
LIKELY TO BE SICKLY.
252
00:10:33,901 --> 00:10:36,336
COMING UP ON
THE LEFT, BOYS.
253
00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:52,419
YOU'RE FOR
CERTAIN RIGHT.
254
00:10:52,452 --> 00:10:54,087
TOO BIG A
MOUTH TO FEED.
255
00:11:00,928 --> 00:11:01,995
WELL?
256
00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:03,731
THEY MOVED OVER
TO ELM STREET
257
00:11:03,764 --> 00:11:06,133
AND SET THERE FOR AN
HOUR AND TEN MINUTES.
258
00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:09,302
THEN THEY STOOD IN FRONT OF
THE DINER FOR ANOTHER HOUR
259
00:11:09,336 --> 00:11:11,304
AND THEY MOVED
OVER TO THE PARK...
260
00:11:11,338 --> 00:11:13,841
I DON'T CARE
WHERE THEY WENT, GOOBER.
261
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,308
DID THEY BOTHER ANYBODY?
262
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,910
THEY JUST OGLED GIRLS.
263
00:11:18,478 --> 00:11:19,913
SHERIFF?
264
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,081
WHAT?
265
00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,183
JUST COME BY TO GIVE
YOU MY SYMPATHIES.
266
00:11:23,216 --> 00:11:24,718
WHAT FOR?
267
00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,187
I SURE UNDERSTAND WHY
YOU'RE STILL A SINGLE MAN.
268
00:11:27,220 --> 00:11:29,456
THE PICKINGS IN THIS
TOWN IS MIGHTY SLIM.
269
00:11:29,489 --> 00:11:31,925
NOT ONE FEMALE WE SAW
COME UP TO MUSTER.
270
00:11:31,959 --> 00:11:34,461
OH, WELL, I'M SURE SORRY
TO HEAR THAT, BRISCOE.
271
00:11:34,494 --> 00:11:36,930
THEY COULDN'T HAVE SEEN
ALL THE GIRLS...
272
00:11:36,964 --> 00:11:38,065
GOOBER!
273
00:11:38,098 --> 00:11:39,900
WHAT WAS YOU
SAYING, BIG EAR?
274
00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:41,869
MAKE HIM QUIT
CALLING ME BIG EAR.
275
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,273
WHAT, UH, WHAT-WHAT
GOOBER WAS TRYING TO SAY
276
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,508
IS THAT IT IS TRUE
THAT WHEN YOU'RE TRYING
277
00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,277
TO FIND A GIRL
HERE IN MAYBERRY
278
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:51,812
IT'S PRETTY
SLIM PICKINGS.
279
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,213
YOU CAN SURE
SAY THAT AGAIN.
280
00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:55,015
WE'RE GOING BACK
UP TO THE HILLS
281
00:11:55,048 --> 00:11:56,950
AND TAKE ANOTHER
LOOK AT THAT CROP.
282
00:11:56,984 --> 00:11:58,251
YEAH, THAT'S
A GOOD IDEA.
283
00:11:58,285 --> 00:11:59,820
GOT TO GO PICK
UP CHARLENE
284
00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,789
AND SAY FAREWELL
TO MISS AUNT BEE.
285
00:12:01,822 --> 00:12:03,256
SEE YOU NEXT
YEAR, SHERIFF.
286
00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:04,892
I'LL SEE YOU!
287
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,363
MISS BEE, I SURE DO
WANT TO THANK YOU
288
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:11,965
FOR THAT FINE LUNCH.
289
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:14,167
YOU'RE ALWAYS WELCOME,
BRISCOE.
290
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:15,268
ALL OF YOU ARE.
291
00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:16,937
WHAT DO YOU SAY
TO MISS BEE, BOYS?
292
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:20,507
OH, IT WAS NOTHING.
293
00:12:20,540 --> 00:12:24,978
CHARLENE, DO YOU SEE
WHAT I SEE?
294
00:12:25,012 --> 00:12:26,847
Aunt Bee:
IT'S AN OWL.
295
00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,082
NOT JUST AN OWL, MA'AM,
THAT'S AN OMEN
296
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,884
AND WE COULDN'T
OF BEEN HANKERING
297
00:12:30,918 --> 00:12:32,252
FOR A BETTER ONE
RIGHT NOW.
298
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,386
REALLY?
299
00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:35,255
THE MOST POWERFUL
OMEN THERE IS.
300
00:12:35,288 --> 00:12:36,389
ONE OF THE BOYS
IS GOING
301
00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:39,226
TO GET HISSELF A BRIDE
AFTER ALL.
302
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,560
YOU SEE AN OWL
AT DAYTIME
303
00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,262
AND THE NEXT
FEMALE YOU SEE
304
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:44,264
IS SURE ENOUGH
THE BRIDE FOR THEE.
305
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:46,033
THE NEXT FEMALE Y...?
306
00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:49,169
OH, WELL, YOU DON'T
REALLY BELIEVE THAT.
307
00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:54,241
MA'AM, YOU DON'T DOUBT
THE OMEN OF THE OWL?
308
00:13:09,857 --> 00:13:10,991
WHAT?!
309
00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,260
THAT'S RIGHT, MA'AM,
YOU GET YOUR PICK.
310
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:14,461
ANY ONE OF THESE FINE,
UPSTANDING BOYS
311
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,396
IS YOURS FOR A LIFE
OF WEDDED BLISS.
312
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:18,598
WILL YOU PLEASE
JUST GET OUT OF MY WAY?
313
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,034
MR. DARLING, YOU STOP
ALL THIS NONSENSE
314
00:13:21,068 --> 00:13:22,535
AND LEAVE HER ALONE.
315
00:13:22,569 --> 00:13:25,038
I WAS KIND OF HOPING YOU'D
COTTON UP TO DEAN HERE.
316
00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,074
RODNEY HERE--
HE'S A FUN-LOVING ONE
317
00:13:27,107 --> 00:13:29,276
AND DOUG OVER THERE
IS KIND OF TALL...
318
00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:30,610
MR. DARLING!
FOR THE LAST TIME.
319
00:13:30,643 --> 00:13:32,980
PLEASE, MISS BEE,
I APPRECIATE YOUR HELP
320
00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,215
BUT LET THE LADY
DECIDE FOR HERSELF.
321
00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,484
MR. DARLING,
I'M SIMPLY NOT INTERESTED
322
00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,419
IN MARRYING
ANY OF YOUR SONS.
323
00:13:39,452 --> 00:13:42,455
NOBODY SAID ANYTHING
ABOUT RIGHT NOW.
324
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:46,259
THE COURTSHIP'S GOING
TO TAKE AT LEAST TWO DAYS.
325
00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:50,463
THEN WHICHEVER ONE FINDS
YOUR HEARTSTRINGS, HE'S YOURS.
326
00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:52,032
MR. DARLING!
327
00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:59,973
SHERIFF! I GOT ME
A NEW SISTER-IN-LAW!
328
00:14:00,007 --> 00:14:01,541
WE FINALLY GOT US A BRIDE.
329
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,410
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
330
00:14:03,443 --> 00:14:04,945
THE OWL MADE THE MATCH.
331
00:14:04,978 --> 00:14:06,146
THE OWL?
332
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,015
OH, SOME SILLY
OMEN THEY SAW.
333
00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:09,482
SILLY?
334
00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:13,120
IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A BRIDE
AND YOU SEE AN OWL AT DAY
335
00:14:13,153 --> 00:14:15,088
THE NEXT FEMALE YOU COME ACROSS
336
00:14:15,122 --> 00:14:16,523
HAS STOLE YOUR
HEART AWAY.
337
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:17,925
ANDY, DO SOMETHING!
338
00:14:17,958 --> 00:14:21,428
LOOK, IT SO HAPPENS
THAT MISS CRUMP...
339
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,629
MISS CRUMP?
340
00:14:22,662 --> 00:14:23,997
SOCIETY, EH?
341
00:14:24,031 --> 00:14:25,265
OH!
342
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:28,235
LOOK, SHE, UH... SHE...
SHE'S NOT INTERESTED
343
00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,636
IN ANY OF YOUR BOYS.
344
00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:30,971
WELL, IT'S FITTING
345
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:32,672
THAT A GIRL DO
A LITTLE BALKING.
346
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:34,574
SHE WOULDN'T BE A LADY
347
00:14:34,607 --> 00:14:35,976
IF AN' SHE DIDN'T.
348
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,045
MAYBE THIS'LL
STRAIGHTEN IT OUT FOR YOU.
349
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,147
IT SO HAPPENS THAT
MISS CRUMP IS MY GIRL.
350
00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:43,016
STEADY, BOYS.
351
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,185
YOUR GIRL?
352
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,386
YES.
353
00:14:46,419 --> 00:14:49,356
WELL, SHERIFF,
THAT COMES A SURPRISE.
354
00:14:49,389 --> 00:14:52,392
WHY, YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND
AND ALL THAT
355
00:14:52,425 --> 00:14:55,662
AND I HATE TO TAKE
YOUR GIRL AWAY FROM YOU
356
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:57,564
BUT AN OMEN IS AN OMEN.
357
00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,399
ANDY?!
BRISCOE...
358
00:14:59,432 --> 00:15:01,301
I AIN'T GOT TIME
TO TALK TO YOU NOW.
359
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,204
I GOT TO RUN THE BOYS THROUGH
A CREEK A COUPLE OF TIMES
360
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:06,173
TO GET THEM READY
TO COME A-COURTIN'.
361
00:15:06,206 --> 00:15:07,374
EVERYBODY ON THE TRUCK.
362
00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:08,575
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
363
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:11,278
OH, ANDY, DO SOMETHING.
364
00:15:12,679 --> 00:15:15,482
NOW, BRISCOE,
I'VE TOLD YOU ONCE
365
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,185
AND I'M TELLING YOU AGAIN,
MISS CRUMP IS MY GIRL
366
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,453
AND IF YOU
DON'T STAY AWAY FROM HER
367
00:15:20,487 --> 00:15:22,089
I'M GOING TO ARREST YOU!
368
00:15:22,122 --> 00:15:23,490
NOW, YOU REMEMBER THAT!
369
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:25,458
AND WE MEAN IT!
370
00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,232
WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK
WILL HAPPEN?
371
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:33,533
I DON'T...
372
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:36,336
MAYBE WHILE HE'S RUNNING
THEM THROUGH THE CREEK
373
00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:37,404
THEY'LL ALL DROWN.
374
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:39,339
WELL, I'LL
TELL YOU ONE THING.
375
00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:42,142
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO GET
ANY MORE OF MY MUFFINS.
376
00:15:42,175 --> 00:15:44,211
IF WE COULD JUST
REASON WITH THEM
377
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:46,646
BUT PEOPLE THAT LIVE
BY OMENS AND WITCHCRAFT
378
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:48,081
AND STUFF LIKE THAT--
379
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,183
YOU JUST CAN'T GET
THROUGH TO THEM.
380
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,484
Goober: ANDY!
381
00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:52,619
WHAT?
382
00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:53,686
ANDY! ANDY!
383
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:55,388
ANDY, THEY'RE BACK.
384
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:56,589
THEY'RE BACK.
385
00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:57,757
WHERE?
386
00:15:57,790 --> 00:15:59,326
OVER AT HELEN'S.
387
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:05,698
* THERE IS A TIME
FOR US TO WANDER *
388
00:16:05,732 --> 00:16:09,569
* WHEN TIME IS YOUNG
AND SO ARE WE *
389
00:16:09,602 --> 00:16:13,506
* THE WOODS ARE GREENER
OVER YONDER *
390
00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:17,110
* THE PATH IS NEW,
THE WORLD IS, TOO *
391
00:16:23,650 --> 00:16:25,085
WELL, HOWDY,
THERE, SHERIFF.
392
00:16:25,118 --> 00:16:26,353
BRISCOE!
393
00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:28,655
DOIN' A LITTLE SERENADING,
GIVE HER SOME IDEA
394
00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,123
OF THE BEAUTIFUL MUSIC
395
00:16:30,157 --> 00:16:31,391
THAT'S GOING TO FILL
HER LIFE FROM NOW ON.
396
00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,360
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU
TO STAY AWAY FROM HER.
397
00:16:33,393 --> 00:16:35,128
DON'T GET RILED.
398
00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:36,629
NOW, BRISCOE, I'M TRYING...
399
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:38,298
THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
400
00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:39,499
YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME.
401
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:42,202
NOW, SHERIFF, I'M SORRY
THAT MISS CRUMP
402
00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:43,803
USED TO BE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND,
403
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,372
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY
404
00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:47,407
A REASONABLE MAN
LIKE YOURSELF
405
00:16:47,440 --> 00:16:48,508
CAN'T UNDERSTAND
406
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,443
THAT SEEIN' THAT OWL
IN THE DAYTIME
407
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:51,578
SEALED HER FATE
408
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:53,313
AND THE ONLY THING
THAT CAN UNSEAL IT
409
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,681
IS A COUNTER-OMEN
410
00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,450
AND THAT WOULD BE SEEIN'
ANOTHER OWL IN THE DAYTIME
411
00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:58,551
WHICH AIN'T LIKELY.
412
00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,553
WHY DON'T YOU
GET ON THE TRUCK
413
00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:03,356
AND GO UP IN THE MOUNTAINS
AND FIND ONE?
414
00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:05,725
THAT DON'T COUNT.
415
00:17:05,758 --> 00:17:07,227
UH, WHERE YOU GOING?
416
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,262
I'M GOING TO SEE MISS CRUMP.
417
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:10,697
GOING TO TELL
HER GOODBYE?
418
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,466
HE'S GOING TO TELL
MISS CRUMP GOODBYE, BOYS
419
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,335
SO PLAY A LITTLE
SPRIGHTLY MUSIC
420
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:16,703
TO COVER UP THE SOBBIN'.
421
00:17:29,182 --> 00:17:32,319
WELL, DO YOU HEAR
WHAT'S GOING ON OUT THERE?
422
00:17:32,352 --> 00:17:33,320
YES.
423
00:17:33,353 --> 00:17:35,188
AS LOUD AS THEY CAN GET?
424
00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,490
NOW, LOOK...
WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO ABOUT IT?
425
00:17:37,524 --> 00:17:39,792
WELL...
DON'T JUST STAND THERE.
SAY SOMETHING.
426
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:40,860
GIVE ME AN OPENING.
427
00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,695
ALL RIGHT,
YOU'VE GOT AN OPENING.
428
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,497
NOW, WHAT ARE YOU
GOING TO DO?
429
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:45,498
I DON'T KNOW.
430
00:17:45,532 --> 00:17:46,766
YOU BEAT EVERYTHING.
431
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:48,601
YOU JUST BEAT EVERYTHING.
432
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,170
WELL, I THREATENED
TO ARREST THEM.
433
00:17:50,203 --> 00:17:51,504
I THREATENED TO
THROW THEM IN JAIL
434
00:17:51,538 --> 00:17:53,140
AND ALL HE KEEPS DOING
IS TELLING ME HOW
435
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:57,410
I OUGHT TO BE REASONABLE,
HOW THE OWL IS AN OMEN,
436
00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,547
AND HOW A MARRIAGE
BETWEEN YOU AND ONE
OF HIS BOYS IS DESTINY
437
00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:02,615
AND THE ONLY THING
THAT WILL CANCEL IT
IS A COUNTER-OMEN,
438
00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:06,286
WHICH IS SEEING ANOTHER OWL
IN THE DAYTIME, AND I...
439
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,125
W-WAIT.
440
00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:13,426
WHAT?
441
00:18:13,460 --> 00:18:14,527
WAIT RIGHT HERE.
JUST WAIT RIGHT HERE.
442
00:18:14,561 --> 00:18:15,895
BUT WHERE YOU GOING?
443
00:18:15,928 --> 00:18:18,665
JUST WAIT RIGHT
HERE. WAIT.
444
00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,212
DID YOU SAY
YOUR PARTINGS?
445
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:33,580
YEAH, I SAID
MY PARTINGS.
446
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,882
SHERIFF, DID SHE
HAPPEN TO MENTION
447
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,750
WHICH ONE OF THE BOYS
SHE'S TAKEN A COTTON TO?
448
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:39,886
WELL, I'M NOT SURE,
BUT I BELIEVE
449
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:41,854
SHE'S JUST CRAZY
OVER RODNEY.
450
00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:44,257
EASY, BOY.
451
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:47,160
AHEM, BRISCOE,
I DON'T BELIEVE
452
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:48,761
THAT MISS CRUMP'S
IN THE MOOD
453
00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:50,797
FOR ANY MORE
SERENADING TONIGHT.
454
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,265
OH, BLESS
HER LITTLE HEART.
455
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:53,566
SHE'S GETTING TIRED,
AIN'T SHE?
456
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:56,603
WELL, AFTER ALL,
IT IS AFTER 8:00.
457
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,838
WELL, LISTEN,
458
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:02,475
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED
A MARRIAGE LICENSE, RIGHT?
459
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,944
WHY DON'T YOU JUST WAIT
'TIL IN THE MORNING, SEE?
460
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,613
AND MAYBE I CAN
HELP YOU WITH IT.
461
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:08,215
WELL, THAT'S VERY
NICE OF YOU, SHERIFF.
462
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:11,651
GOOD. NOW, YOU STOP BY
MY HOUSE, SAY, AT 9:00.
463
00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:15,322
9:00?
9:00. WE'LL BE THERE.
464
00:19:15,355 --> 00:19:17,257
EVERYBODY,
ON THE TRUCK.
465
00:19:26,533 --> 00:19:29,702
NEARLY 9:00-- THEY OUGHT
TO BE ALONG ANY MINUTE.
466
00:19:29,736 --> 00:19:31,571
Goober:
WELL, I HOPE SO.
467
00:19:31,604 --> 00:19:32,739
ARE YOU ALL SET?
468
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,274
SET AS I'LL EVER BE.
469
00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,443
NOW, REMEMBER
WHAT I TOLD YOU.
470
00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,977
YOU GOT TO STAY COVERED.
471
00:19:38,010 --> 00:19:40,480
IT'S GOT TO BE
DONE VERY GENTLY.
472
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,748
I GOT YOU.
473
00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:44,917
THAT SOUNDS LIKE THEM.
474
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:46,553
IT IS.
475
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,256
ALL RIGHT, GET COVERED
WITH BRANCHES.
476
00:19:53,460 --> 00:19:54,427
RIGHT THERE.
477
00:19:54,461 --> 00:19:56,563
I, UH, JUST WANT
TO MAKE SURE
478
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,765
YOU'RE NOT BLOCKING
THE DRIVEWAY.
479
00:19:58,798 --> 00:19:59,866
HEY, CHARLENE.
480
00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:01,834
SHERIFF, WHERE'S
THIS LICENSE THING
481
00:20:01,868 --> 00:20:03,303
YOU WAS TELLIN' US ABOUT?
482
00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,304
IT'S IN TOWN.
483
00:20:04,337 --> 00:20:05,572
IT'S IN TOWN, BUT LISTEN.
484
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:06,973
IT JUST HAPPENS
THAT AUNT BEE
485
00:20:07,006 --> 00:20:08,975
HAS BROUGHT SOME
OF THOSE GOOD MUFFINS
486
00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:10,877
YOU LIKE SO MUCH
RIGHT OFF THE FIRE.
487
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:11,878
WANT SOME?
488
00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,613
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.
489
00:20:13,646 --> 00:20:14,781
BOYS! BOYS!
490
00:20:14,814 --> 00:20:16,616
NOW, YOU BE NICE.
491
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:17,617
OKAY, GOOBER.
492
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:29,862
B-BUT I HAD
A HALF A MUFFIN LEFT.
493
00:20:29,896 --> 00:20:31,798
WELL, YOU CAN EAT
THE REST OF THEM
494
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:32,899
ON THE WAY UPTOWN.
495
00:20:32,932 --> 00:20:34,734
OH, UH, MISS BEE,
UH, I SURE WISH
496
00:20:34,767 --> 00:20:36,903
YOU'D WRITE OUT THE RECEIPT
FOR THEM MUFFINS.
497
00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:37,970
I WILL. I WILL.
498
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,506
THEY DON'T TASTE LIKE OURS.
499
00:20:39,539 --> 00:20:41,741
YOU SAY YOU DON'T PUT
NO SOUR MASH IN 'EM?
500
00:20:41,774 --> 00:20:43,510
NO. IT'S
AN OLD FAMILY RECIPE.
501
00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:45,378
WE'D BETTER GO
TO THE COURTHOUSE
502
00:20:45,412 --> 00:20:46,479
AND GET THE LICENSE.
503
00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:47,547
SOME OTHER TIME.
504
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,581
HEY, LOOK.
505
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:51,984
PA, IT'S AN OWL.
506
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:54,587
THE SECOND OWL
IN THE DAYTIME.
507
00:20:54,621 --> 00:20:57,023
THAT'S A COUNTER-OMEN.
508
00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,292
IT MEANS ONLY
ONE THING--
509
00:20:59,326 --> 00:21:00,860
THAT MISS CRUMP
REALLY AIN'T
510
00:21:00,893 --> 00:21:02,829
THE PERFECT MATE
AFTER ALL.
511
00:21:06,065 --> 00:21:07,400
LOOKY THERE.
512
00:21:07,434 --> 00:21:10,903
I NEVER SEEN AN OWL
FLY THAT WAY.
513
00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,839
WENT STRAIGHT UP,
WITHOUT SO MUCH
514
00:21:12,872 --> 00:21:14,407
AS A FLUTTERING
OF A WING.
515
00:21:14,441 --> 00:21:15,642
IT'S GONE.
516
00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,076
B-BUT IT
WAS AN OWL.
517
00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:19,045
OH, DEFINITELY
AN OWL.
518
00:21:19,078 --> 00:21:20,413
OH, YEAH, IT
WAS AN OWL.
519
00:21:20,447 --> 00:21:21,514
I AIN'T TOO SURE.
520
00:21:21,548 --> 00:21:23,082
NOW, THERE'S A LOT
OF STRANGE BIRDS
521
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,951
FLYING DOWN FROM
THE NORTH LATELY--
522
00:21:24,984 --> 00:21:26,719
BRANDS I AIN'T
NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
523
00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:27,854
WHAT DO YOU
THINK, BOYS?
524
00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:31,824
WELL, I GOT TO
AGREE WITH YOU.
525
00:21:31,858 --> 00:21:33,793
BEFORE WE CALL OFF
THIS HERE MARRYING
526
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,828
I'D LIKE ANOTHER LOOK
AT THAT THERE OWL.
527
00:21:35,862 --> 00:21:37,564
Charlene:
THERE'S NOT
MUCH CHANCE
528
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:39,332
THAT OWL'S GOING
TO FLY BACK HERE.
529
00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:40,700
OH, I DON'T KNOW.
530
00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:42,502
HE MIGHT FLY
BACK AGAIN.
531
00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:47,440
Briscoe:
HE'S THERE AGAIN.
532
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:50,743
LOOK AT THE WAY
HE'S A-FLYING.
533
00:21:50,777 --> 00:21:53,480
HE'S UPSIDE DOWN.
534
00:21:53,513 --> 00:21:55,815
HE'S GOT TO BE
FROM OUT OF STATE.
535
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,884
THERE'S NO
QUESTION, BRISCOE.
536
00:21:57,917 --> 00:22:00,687
NO OTHER BIRD LOOKS
QUITE LIKE AN OWL.
537
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,089
Aunt Bee:
NO OTHER BIRD
LOOKS LIKE AN OWL.
538
00:22:03,122 --> 00:22:04,557
THERE HE GOES.
539
00:22:06,626 --> 00:22:08,060
HE'S GONE.
540
00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:11,864
UH, SHERIFF, I GUESS
IT'S AN OWL'S OWN BUSINESS
541
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,433
THE WAY HE FLIES.
542
00:22:13,466 --> 00:22:17,036
THE IMPORTANT THING IS
WE SAW THE COUNTER-OMEN.
543
00:22:17,069 --> 00:22:18,505
MISS CRUMP'S
GOING TO BE
544
00:22:18,538 --> 00:22:19,906
AWFUL BROKE UP
ABOUT THIS.
545
00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,541
I'M SORRY ABOUT
THAT, SHERIFF,
546
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,443
BUT WE JUST CAN'T
TAKE NO CHANCES.
547
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,144
NOW, YOU TELL
THAT MISS CRUMP LADY
548
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,779
THAT RODNEY WILL ALWAYS HOLD
549
00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:28,615
A SOFT SPOT IN HIS HEART
FOR HER.
550
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:29,849
COME ON, BOYS.
551
00:22:29,882 --> 00:22:31,851
YEAH, WELL.
552
00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,119
BYE.
553
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:45,064
HEY.
554
00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:47,500
WHAT YOU DOING UP THERE,
BIG EARS?
555
00:22:47,534 --> 00:22:51,037
I JUST LIKE TO CLIMB TREES.
556
00:22:51,070 --> 00:22:53,873
WELL, THERE'S A CRAZY OWL
FLYING AROUND SOMEWHERE
557
00:22:53,906 --> 00:22:54,974
SO WATCH OUT.
558
00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,178
TELL MISS CRUMP
THAT I'M SORRY
559
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,847
SHE LOST OUT
ON THE BOYS.
560
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,715
MAKE UP SOME KIND
OF A STORY.
561
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:04,551
LET HER DOWN EASY,
YOU KNOW.
562
00:23:04,584 --> 00:23:05,552
SEE YA.
563
00:23:05,585 --> 00:23:07,086
RIGHT. BYE.
564
00:23:09,722 --> 00:23:11,491
BYE, SHERIFF.
565
00:23:11,524 --> 00:23:13,025
BYE, MISS BEE.
566
00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,907
OH, MY!
WHAT A COMMOTION.
567
00:23:27,940 --> 00:23:30,843
YEAH. WELL,
I'LL TELL YOU
568
00:23:30,877 --> 00:23:33,746
ONE THING, GOOB--
YOU REALLY SAVED THE DAY.
569
00:23:33,780 --> 00:23:36,583
THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
ANDY.
570
00:23:36,616 --> 00:23:38,951
IT WAS
A BRILLIANT IDEA.
571
00:23:38,985 --> 00:23:40,186
WELL.
572
00:23:40,219 --> 00:23:41,921
WELL, THEY SURE ARE
FUNNY FOLKS.
573
00:23:41,954 --> 00:23:44,223
NO, THEY'RE JUST
SUPERSTITIOUS, THEY STILL
574
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,826
LIVE BY THE SAME FOLKLORE
THAT THEY LEARNED
575
00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,194
FROM THEIR PARENTS
AND THEIR GRANDPARENTS.
576
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:50,763
I KNOW, BUT YOU'D THINK,
AFTER ALL THESE YEARS,
577
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:53,232
THEY'D KNOW THOSE THINGS
AREN'T TRUE.
578
00:23:53,265 --> 00:23:55,067
WELL, YEAH.
579
00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:56,869
WELL, I'LL TAKE
THIS BACK
580
00:23:56,903 --> 00:23:59,772
OVER TO THE LODGE
AND PUT IT ON THE MANTLE.
581
00:23:59,806 --> 00:24:01,140
OKAY.
THANKS, GOOB.
582
00:24:01,173 --> 00:24:03,676
I GUESS US CITY FOLKS
HAVE JUST GOT
583
00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:06,145
MORE INTELLIGENCE --
I'LL SEE Y'ALL.
584
00:24:06,178 --> 00:24:07,780
OKAY, GOOB.
585
00:24:07,814 --> 00:24:10,683
BYE, GOOBER.
586
00:24:13,520 --> 00:24:15,788
WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
GOOBER?
587
00:24:15,822 --> 00:24:19,058
WELL, "STEP ON A CRACK,
BREAK YOUR MOTHER'S BACK."
588
00:24:19,091 --> 00:24:20,693
DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T
KNOW ABOUT THAT, ANDY.
589
00:24:30,603 --> 00:24:32,705
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