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STARRING ANDY GRIFFITH...
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WITH RONNY HOWARD.
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ALSO STARRING DON KNOTTS.
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HEY, ANDY.
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HEY, GOMER.
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ARE YOU BUSY?
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NO. COME ON IN.
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WHAT'S ON YOUR MIND?
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* FROM THE HALLS
OF MONTEZUMA *
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* TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI
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* WE FIGHT OUR
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* COUNTRY'S BATTLES
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* ON THE LAND
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* AND ON THE SEA
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* FIRST TO FIGHT FOR
RIGHT AND FREEDOM *
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* AND TO KEEP
OUR HONOR *
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* CLEAN
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* WE ARE PROUD
TO CLAIM THE TITLE *
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* OF UNITED STATES MARINE
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OH, THAT'S NICE, GOMER.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT'S ALL ABOUT?
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UH... OVER THE WEEKEND
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YOU WENT TO SEE
A JOHN WAYNE MOVIE.
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NO. GUESS AGAIN.
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WELL --
I'M IN.
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YOU'RE IN WHAT?
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THE UNITED STATES
MARINE CORPS.
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THE UNITED STATES
MARINE CORPS?
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RIGHT. SEE, HERE'S
MY ENLISTMENT PAPERS
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AND THE BOOK THAT SHOWS WHERE
I'M GOING AND EVERYTHING.
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YOU JOINED
THE UNITED STATES MARINES?
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RIGHT.
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WHY?
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WELL, I GOT WORD
FROM THE DRAFT BOARD
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SAYING MY NUMBER WAS COMING UP
AND I WAS GOING TO BE
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EXPECTED TO SERVE
A TURN AT MILITARY DUTY.
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YOU SEE, EVERY YOUNG MAN
BETWEEN THE AGES OF 18 AND 35
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IS EXPECTED TO SERVE
A TURN AT MILITARY DUTY.
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DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?
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OH, YEAH,
I KNOW ABOUT THAT.
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WELL, WHAT I DONE, I ENLISTED --
JOINED THE MARINES.
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AND, UH...
THEY ACCEPTED YOU?
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OH, THE FELLA AT
THE RECRUITMENT OFFICE
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WAS AS NICE AS HE COULD BE.
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SAID I WAS GONNA GET TO
TRAVEL TO THE FAR EAST,
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AND I SAID, "NEW YORK?"
HE SAID, "NO,
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FURTHER EAST THAN THAT,
CHINA OR JAPAN."
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YOU KNOW, YOU CAN'T GET
NO MORE EAST THAN THAT.
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OH, NO, NO, NO,
THAT'S EAST, ALL RIGHT.
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UH...
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GOMER...
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NOW, UH...
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I KNOW THAT
YOU'VE GOT TO SERVE
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YOUR TURN
AT MILITARY DUTY.
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RIGHT, ON ACCOUNT I'M
BETWEEN THE AGES OF --
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18 AND 35. THAT'S RIGHT.
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SURE WISH I HAD TIME TO RUN
UP TO RALEIGH BEFORE I LEFT.
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I WANTED TO
GET A TATTOO.
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A WHAT?
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A TATTOO --
I WAS GOING TO GET
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AN EAGLE
TATTOOED ON MY ARM
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AND RIGHT UNDERNEATH
THE EAGLE, "MOTHER."
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OR DO YOU THINK
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"MOTHER" OUGHT TO GO
ON TOP OF THE EAGLE?
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IT DON'T MAKE THAT
MUCH DIFFERENCE, GOMER.
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"MOTHER" CAN GO ON TOP
OR UNDERNEATH.
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LOOK AT THE UNIFORMS.
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THINK I'LL LOOK
PRECISE IN 'EM.
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CAN YOU SEE ME
IN THEM CLOTHES?
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YEAH, BOY.
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AND LOOK BACK HERE.
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LISTEN TO THIS.
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"THE UNITED STATES
MARINE CORPS
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HAS HAD MANY..."
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WHAT'S THAT WORD
RIGHT THERE?
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"ILLUSTRIOUS."
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"INDUSTRIOUS AND..."
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"DISTINGUISHED."
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"DISTINGUISHED OFFICERS
IN ITS SERVICE.
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"ONE OF THESE IS MAJOR GENERAL
LUCIUS PYLE."
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PYLE. SAME AS ME.
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IF ONE PYLE CAN MAKE IT,
ANOTHER ONE CAN.
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YEAH, I GUESS.
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I'M-A LOOK HIM UP
FIRST CHANCE I GET.
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YOU KNOW, I GOTTA
REPORT TOMORROW.
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TOMORROW?
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UH-HUH.
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UH, GOMER...
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LISTEN, MAYBE...
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MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING
WE OUGHT TO TALK ABOUT.
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UH, GOMER, UH,
THINGS MIGHT BE
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A LITTLE DIFFERENT
AT A MARINE BASE
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THAN THEY ARE
HERE IN MAYBERRY.
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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WELL, THE MARINES ARE
A VERY DEMANDING OUTFIT.
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I MEAN, YOU GOT
TO BE QUICK.
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YOU GOT TO BE ALERT.
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YOU GOT TO BE
AS TOUGH AS A ROPE.
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YOU THINK THAT YOU CAN
MAKE ALL THOSE THINGS?
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WELL, MAYBE NOT JUST YET,
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BUT I'M WILLING
TO MEET THEM HALFWAY.
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KNOW WHAT MY DADDY
TOLD ME A LONG TIME AGO?
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I'LL NEVER FORGET IT --
WE WAS SETTIN' OUT ON
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THE FRONT PORCH
IN THE SUMMERTIME.
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IT WAS HOT,
WE COULDN'T SLEEP.
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AND HE SAID, "SON, SOMEDAY,
WHEN YOU'RE GROWED UP,
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"THEY GONNA TEST YOU TO SEE
HOW MUCH OF A MAN YOU ARE,
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"AND YOU GONNA HAVE
TO MAKE IT ON YOUR OWN,
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'CAUSE I AIN'T GONNA BE THERE
TO HELP YOU."
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THAT'S WHAT
MY DADDY SAID.
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AND RIGHT HERE'S WHERE
I'M GOING TO GET TESTED --
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IN THE UNITED STATES
MARINE CORPS.
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WELL...
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I RECKON WE WON'T SEE YOU
AROUND HERE FOR A WHILE, HUH?
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NO, NOT IF I'M DOWN THERE
AND YOU'RE UP HERE.
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WELL, I'LL SEE YOU.
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I'LL SEE YOU.
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HEY, GOMER?
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UH... UH... LISTEN.
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I HAVE TO GO DOWN
TO WILMINGTON ANYWAY.
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WHY DON'T I JUST
DROP YOU OFF?
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IT'S -- I HAVE TO GO
RIGHT BY THE BASE.
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WELL, THAT'S REAL
FRIENDLY OF YOU, ANDY.
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SURE. I NEVER HAVE
SEEN A MARINE BASE.
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I'LL JUST HANG AROUND
FOR A WHILE, JUST IN CASE.
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IN CASE WHAT?
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OH, IN CASE THEY WANT YOU
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TO GO HOME AND COME BACK
SOME OTHER TIME.
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THEY DO THAT SOMETIMES.
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OH, THAT CAN'T HAPPEN.
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THE MAN AT THE DRAFT BOARD
TOLD ME I WAS GOING TO
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HAVE TO SERVE MY TURN
AT MILITARY DUTY.
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AND YOU KNOW WHY?
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18 TO 35,
THAT'S RIGHT.
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WELL, YOU GO ON HOME
AND GET READY
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AND WE'LL LEAVE FIRST THING
IN THE MORNING.
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OKAY.
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I BETTER START DOING
THAT THE RIGHT WAY.
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* FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA
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* TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI...
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BAKER!
HERE!
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HARRISON!
YUP!
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EVERLY!
HERE!
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HENDRICKS!
HERE!
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PYLE!
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GOMER PYLE!
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COME ON, GOMER!
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COME ON!
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COME ON, GOMER!
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MY NAME IS
GUNNERY SERGEANT CARTER.
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YOU WILL DO WELL
TO REMEMBER THAT,
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BECAUSE IT'S THE ONLY NAME
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THAT'S GOING TO MATTER
TO YOU FROM NOW ON.
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CARTER.
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SERGEANT CARTER.
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IS THAT CLEAR?
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LET ME HEAR IT!
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WHAT'S MY NAME?
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All: SERGEANT CARTER!
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SIR!
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SIR!
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SERGEANT CARTER, SIR!
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SERGEANT CARTER,
SIR!
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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SERGEANT CARTER, SIR!
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THE FIRST THING
YOU PEOPLE WILL GET
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WILL BE YOUR BUCKET ISSUE,
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TO BE FILLED
WITH PERSONAL ITEMS
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SUCH AS SOAP, TOOTHBRUSH,
RAZOR BLADES, ET CETERA.
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WHEN YOU ARE TOLD TO FALL IN,
YOU WI FALL IN
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AND YOU WILL NOT BE LATE.
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THERE IS NO PLACE
IN THE MARINES
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FOR A MAN WHO IS LATE.
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IS THAT CLEAR?
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YES, SERGEANT.
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I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
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YES, SIR!
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NOW, YOU PEOPLE WILL --
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HEY, SARGE.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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GOMER PYLE.
PYLE, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO
COME IN ON THE BUS
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WITH THE REST OF THE MEN
FROM YOUR AREA
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OH, ABOUT THAT, YOU SEE,
MY BUDDY ANDY TAYLOR
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OFFERED TO DRIVE ME
DOWN HERE.
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THAT'S HIM OVER YONDER.
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SAY HELLO TO
THE SARGE, ANDY.
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WELL, ANYWAY, WE GIVE
OURSELVES PLENTY OF TIME,
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BUT ABOUT HALFWAY HERE,
I GOT THE FEELING
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WE WAS GETTIN' A FLAT.
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YOU KNOW HOW WHEN
YOU'RE DRIVIN' ALONG,
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IT STARTS GOING,
"KA
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SOMETIMES, THE CAR OR ROAD
CAUSES THE "KA-THUMP,"
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BUT IF YOU KNOW CARS
AND TIRES THE WAY I DO,
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YOU CAN ALWAYS
TELL THE DIFFERENCE.
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SO WE STOPPED AND GOT OUT,
AND SURE ENOUGH IT WAS SOFT
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BUT IT WASN'T FLAT,
IT WAS JUST A LEAKY VALVE.
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YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN TELL
IF A VALVE'S LEAKY?
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WELL, YOU PUT SPIT ON ONE END,
AND IF SHE BUBBLES...
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FOUR WEEKS' K.P.
FOR BEING LATE.
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THAT'S HOW YOU CAN TELL
YOU GOT A LEAK.
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SIX WEEKS' K.P.
FOR TALKIN'!
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FALL IN!
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GET! GET! GET! GET!
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GET! GET! GET! GET!
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GET! GET! GET! GET!
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I AM YOUR SERGEANT,
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YOUR SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR,
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YOUR MAMA AND YOUR PAPA.
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I WILL WATCH OVER YOU
EVERY MINUTE.
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I WILL BE YOUR WHOLE WORLD
FROM NOW ON.
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AIN'T HE WONDERFUL?
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YOU ARE GOING TO TRY
AND BECOME MARINES.
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YOU'RE GOING TO FOLLOW
IN THE FOOTSTEPS
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OF MEN WHO HAVE SERVED
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FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA
TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI.
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THAT'S FROM
THE "MARINE'S HYMN."
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I KNOW ALL
THE WORDS TO IT.
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DID YOU SAY
SOMETHING, PYLE?
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I WAS JUST SAYING THAT'S
FROM THE "MARINE'S HYMN"
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AND I KNOW ALL
THE WORDS TO IT.
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I REALLY DO.
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YOU DO, HUH?
UH-HUH.
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NELSON'S FUNERAL PARLOR
BACK HOME PUT OUT
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A CALENDAR ONE YEAR WITH
THE WORDS ON THE BACK OF IT.
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THAT'S HOW COME
I LEARNED IT.
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WELL, THAT'S
JUST WONDERFUL.
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WHY DON'T YOU SING IT?
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SING IT?
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WELL, WHY NOT?
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WELL, SHOOT, I AIN'T
GOT MUCH OF A VOICE.
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AW, GO ON.
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WELL, IF YOU'D
REALLY LIKE IT.
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JUST A MINUTE.
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HERE'S SOMETHING
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THAT WILL GIVE
A NICE RING TO YOUR VOICE.
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GO ON, PYLE,
SING IT!
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* FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA
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* TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI
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* WE FIGHT OUR
COUNTRY'S BATTLES *
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* ON THE LAND
AND ON THE SEA... *
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THIS HERE'S
MY FAVORITE PART.
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* FIRST TO FIGHT FOR
RIGHT AND FREEDOM... *
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KNOCK IT OFF!
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YOU KNOW, IT DOES GIVE
YOUR VOICE A NICE RING.
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00:10:37,337 --> 00:10:40,407
EIGHT WEEKS' K.P.!
246
00:10:40,440 --> 00:10:42,009
MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE!
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00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:44,311
COME ON, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,
MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
248
00:10:44,344 --> 00:10:47,047
MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT,
MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE --
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PYLE!
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00:10:49,449 --> 00:10:52,285
MOVE IT! MOVE IT! MOVE IT!
251
00:10:52,319 --> 00:10:53,420
COME ON, MOVE,
PYLE, MOVE!
252
00:10:53,453 --> 00:10:54,755
GO, GO, MOVE!
253
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:57,090
PICK THAT UP!
PYLE, PICK IT UP!
254
00:10:57,124 --> 00:10:58,425
PYLE, PICK IT UP!
PICK IT UP!
255
00:10:58,458 --> 00:11:00,694
MY GRADNMA MOVES
FASTER THAN THAT!
256
00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:02,930
WELL, BLESS HER HEART.
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GET, GET, GET, GET,
GET, GET...
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GOL-LY!
259
00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,709
AIN'T THIS A NICE ROOM?
260
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:17,711
AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO GET
TO STAY HERE TOGETHER.
261
00:11:19,947 --> 00:11:21,381
Man: TEN-HUT!
AS YOU WERE!
262
00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,752
YOUR DRESS BLUES, SARGE.
263
00:11:24,785 --> 00:11:26,353
PICKED THEM UP
AT THE CLEANERS.
264
00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:28,321
HANG 'EM OVER THERE
IN THE CORNER.
265
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:34,061
PSST! HEY, GOMER.
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00:11:34,094 --> 00:11:35,729
HEY, ANDY!
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00:11:35,763 --> 00:11:37,030
SHH! KEEP IT DOWN.
268
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:39,166
HOW'S IT GOING?
269
00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,300
OH, JUST FINE.
270
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,435
THAT SERGEANT IS
A WONDERFUL PERSON.
271
00:11:42,469 --> 00:11:44,972
I THINK WE'RE REALLY
GONNA HIT IT OFF.
272
00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:46,206
I SURE HOPE SO.
273
00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,908
GET THESE PEOPLE TO FALL IN.
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00:11:47,941 --> 00:11:49,309
YO, PEOPLE, DROP
WHAT YOU'RE DOING
275
00:11:49,342 --> 00:11:50,510
AND FALL IN!
276
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:51,812
TEN-HUT!
277
00:11:51,845 --> 00:11:53,013
NOW, YOU PEOPLE
278
00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,381
LISTEN UP
AND LISTEN GOOD!
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00:11:54,414 --> 00:11:55,916
Gomer: HE'S AS FRIENDLY
A FELLER
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00:11:55,949 --> 00:11:57,417
AS YOU'LL EVER
WANNA MEET.
281
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,987
HE WON'T EVEN LET
US OUT OF HIS SIGHT.
282
00:12:00,020 --> 00:12:01,922
PYLE!!!
283
00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:03,123
I THINK THEY
WANT YOU, GOMER.
284
00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:04,191
YOU BETTER GO.
285
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,793
BE RIGHT THERE, SARGE.
286
00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:08,829
SHOOT, I'LL BE IN HERE
FOUR YEARS.
287
00:12:08,862 --> 00:12:10,530
I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'LL
SEE YOU AGAIN, ANDY.
288
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,032
PYLE, GOMER, MOVE!
289
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,436
YOU KNOW WHO
THAT WAS?
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00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,839
TEN WEEKS' K.P.!
291
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:23,010
NOW, YOU PEOPLE LISTEN UP
AND LISTEN GOOD.
292
00:12:23,043 --> 00:12:26,213
COLONEL WATSON, THE COMMANDING
OFFICER OF THIS BATTALION,
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IS COMING BY LATER
TO SEE WHAT KIND OF
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NEW RECRUIT MATERIAL
WE'RE GETTING THESE DAYS.
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00:12:31,518 --> 00:12:34,788
THIS WILL BE
YOUR FIRST INSPECTION.
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00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:38,558
YOU WI BE READY --
IN YOUR UTILITIES,
297
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:42,896
YOUR BUNKS MADE,
YOUR SHOES SHINED.
298
00:12:42,930 --> 00:12:45,565
LET'S MOVE!
299
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,901
UH, GOMER?
300
00:12:47,935 --> 00:12:50,570
I THINK YOU GOT THAT SERGEANT
A LITTLE SORE AT YOU.
301
00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:52,572
I SURE HOPE NOT --
HE'S A NICE FELLER,
302
00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,307
BUT HE IS
A MIGHT TOUCHY.
303
00:12:54,341 --> 00:12:56,910
BUT THAT COULD BE 'CAUSE
HE'S GOT AN INGROWN TOENAIL
304
00:12:56,944 --> 00:12:59,146
OR HE COULD HAVE HAD
HIS HAIR CUT THIS MORNING
305
00:12:59,179 --> 00:13:01,248
AND THEM LITTLE HAIRS
IS TICKLING HIS NECK.
306
00:13:01,281 --> 00:13:03,250
YOU NEVER KNOW
WHAT MAKES A MAN TOUCHY.
307
00:13:03,283 --> 00:13:04,918
YEAH, WELL,
HE'S SORE, ALL RIGHT.
308
00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,887
YOU KNOW HOW TO GET
ON THE GOOD SIDE OF HIM?
309
00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,388
WHEN HE COMES
BACK IN HERE,
310
00:13:08,421 --> 00:13:09,890
YOU'LL BE IN UNIFORM.
311
00:13:09,923 --> 00:13:11,892
YOU SHOW HIM YOU'RE READY
FOR INSPECTION.
312
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,927
OH, YOU MEAN
THEM GREEN SUITS?
313
00:13:13,961 --> 00:13:16,163
WE'RE ALL SUPPOSED
TO PUT THEM ON.
314
00:13:16,196 --> 00:13:17,264
OH, NO!
315
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:19,266
I MEAN A REAL UNIFORM--
316
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,534
SOMETHING THAT
LOOKS NICE.
317
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:24,004
THIS UNIFORM.
318
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,605
THAT?
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00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:26,974
PUT THAT ON?
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00:13:27,007 --> 00:13:28,108
SURE!
321
00:13:28,141 --> 00:13:29,943
WHY NOT?
GO AHEAD.
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00:13:29,977 --> 00:13:32,112
SHAZAM.
323
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,613
THAT'S A BEAUTY, GOMER!
324
00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,048
IS THERE JUST THE ONE?
325
00:13:35,082 --> 00:13:36,616
WELL, UH, SEE,
THESE UNIFORMS
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00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,285
ONLY COME IN
ONE AT A TIME.
327
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,619
SO, LOOK,
WHAT THE HECK?
328
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,088
YOU TAKE THE FIRST ONE.
329
00:13:41,121 --> 00:13:42,222
FELLAS, DO WE MIND IF
330
00:13:42,255 --> 00:13:43,924
GOMER TAKES
THE FIRST ONE?
331
00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:46,226
PUT IT ON.
332
00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,061
IT'S YOURS.
333
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,164
SHAZAM!
334
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:59,372
TEN-HUT!
335
00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:04,477
WHAT HAVE YOU PEOPLE
BEEN DOING,
336
00:14:04,511 --> 00:14:06,013
PLAYING GAMES?
337
00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:09,016
LET'S GET THIS GEAR
CLEARED AWAY!
338
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,551
GET THAT COVER
OFF YOUR HEAD!
339
00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,921
YOU'RE INSIDE!
340
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:15,388
LET'S GET
THESE RACKS MADE!
341
00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:17,624
I'VE GOT AN INSPECTION
COMING!
342
00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:20,660
WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE
TRYING TO DO TO ME?
343
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,963
OH, SARGE?
344
00:14:24,631 --> 00:14:27,000
I DON'T THINK THIS JACKET
FITS ALTOGETHER RIGHT.
345
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,136
I THINK, SIR, IF WE TAKE
A TUCK HERE AND THERE
346
00:14:29,169 --> 00:14:30,503
AND MOVE SOME OF
THE BUTTONS
347
00:14:30,537 --> 00:14:32,339
AND SHORTEN
THE SLEEVES A LITTLE BIT,
348
00:14:32,372 --> 00:14:33,640
IT COULD BE
ALMOST AS GOOD
349
00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,308
AS THE ONE I WEAR
TO PREACHIN'.
350
00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,977
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
351
00:15:01,268 --> 00:15:04,071
PSST! HEY, GOMER!
352
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:06,539
HEY, ANDY.
353
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:10,277
HOW'D YOU KNOW IT WAS ME
UNDER THIS THING?
354
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:13,180
I JUST TOOK A GUESS.
355
00:15:13,213 --> 00:15:14,347
WHAT'S WRONG?
356
00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:16,449
NOTHING. WHY DO YOU ASK?
357
00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:18,718
WELL, GOMER,
WHENEVER I SEE A MAN
358
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,254
SETTIN' BY HISSELF
IN A QUONSET HUT
359
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:23,190
WITH A BUCKET
ON HIS HEAD,
360
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,192
I'VE GOT TO ASK,
"WHAT'S WRONG?"
361
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:26,459
OH, IT WAS LAST NIGHT.
362
00:15:26,493 --> 00:15:28,395
SEE, THE FELLERS
GIVE ME ONE OF THEM
363
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,163
DRESSY BLUE UNIFORMS
TO PUT ON.
364
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:32,165
THEY SAID IT WAS FOR ME,
BUT IT WASN'T.
365
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,333
IT WAS THE SERGEANT'S.
366
00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:36,703
YOU DIDN'T PUT IT ON.
367
00:15:36,736 --> 00:15:38,238
UH-HUH.
368
00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,273
GOMER, THAT WAS STUPID!
369
00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:41,674
WASN'T IT, THOUGH?
370
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,213
AND THAT'S, UH,
HOW COME THE BUCKET.
371
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:48,281
UH-HUH. SERGEANT SAID
I WASN'T THINKING,
372
00:15:48,315 --> 00:15:50,183
SO HE CLAMPED THIS THING
ON MY HEAD
373
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,985
AND SAID IT'D
HELP ME TO THINK.
374
00:15:52,019 --> 00:15:54,454
AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING?
HE'S RIGHT.
375
00:15:54,487 --> 00:15:56,656
I BEEN SETTIN' THERE
WITH THIS BUCKET ON MY HEAD
376
00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:59,192
AND JUST THINKIN' AND THINKIN'
AND THINKIN'.
377
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:00,760
WHAT WERE YOU
THINKING ABOUT, GOMER?
378
00:16:00,793 --> 00:16:03,096
HOW EASY IT IS
TO THINK UNDER THERE.
379
00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:05,032
HEY, WANT TO TRY?
NO, THANKS.
380
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:07,234
GO ON, PUT IT ON,
TAKE A THINK UNDER THERE.
381
00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,535
NO, NO, THANKS.
382
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:12,405
UH, GOMER?
383
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:16,276
WOULD YOU BE DISAPPOINTED
IF THEY TOLD YOU TO GO HOME
384
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,378
AND COME BACK SOME OTHER TIME,
385
00:16:18,411 --> 00:16:21,281
OR MAYBE JUST WAIT
TILL THEY CALLED YOU?
386
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,483
WOULD YOU BE
DISAPPOINTED?
387
00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:26,053
DISAPPOINTED?
388
00:16:26,086 --> 00:16:29,389
WHY, IT'D BREAK MY SPIRIT
IS WHAT, ANDY.
389
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:31,158
YEAH, BUT, BUT, GOMER...
390
00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:34,227
YOU REMEMBER HOW
I TOLD YOU MY DADDY SAID
391
00:16:34,261 --> 00:16:35,762
ONE DAY I WAS
GONNA GET TESTED
392
00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:37,597
AND HE WOULDN'T BE AROUND
TO HELP
393
00:16:37,630 --> 00:16:39,466
AND I'D HAVE TO MAKE IT
ON MY OWN?
394
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,534
WELL, THAT'S
WHAT I GOTTA DO NOW,
395
00:16:41,568 --> 00:16:43,670
AND I WOULDN'T
WANNA DISAPPOINT HIM
396
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:45,505
OR THE MARINES.
397
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:48,541
IT'S GOING TO BE TOUGH,
GOMER.
398
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,277
I KNOW.
399
00:16:50,310 --> 00:16:51,678
AND GET TOUGHER.
400
00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:52,745
RIGHT.
401
00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:58,518
BUT YOU WANT IT, HUH?
402
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,621
WELL, I'LL, UH...I'LL
CATCH UP TO YOU LATER ON.
403
00:17:01,654 --> 00:17:03,423
MEANTIME, YOU
THINK ABOUT IT.
404
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:05,592
YEAH, AND I KNOW
JUST HOW TO DO IT, TOO.
405
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:16,469
I COULDN'T BELIEVE THIS!
406
00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:19,339
LISTEN, I'VE BEEN 14 YEARS
IN THE MARINE CORPS,
407
00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,508
14 YEARS,
AND I'VE NEVER SEEN --
408
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,343
SO I GO OUTSIDE
TO GIVE THESE GUYS
409
00:17:23,376 --> 00:17:24,677
A CHANCE TO
FIX THEIR STUFF.
410
00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:26,079
YOU KNOW, YOU WERE THERE.
411
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,247
Man: RIGHT, RIGHT.
412
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,216
I COME BACK IN
AND THERE HE IS,
413
00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:32,185
IN MY BLUES,
MY DRESS BLUES!
414
00:17:32,219 --> 00:17:33,453
DID YOU HEAR
WHAT I SAID?
415
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:35,388
COME ON, IS HE SERIOUS?
YEAH, HE SAW HIM!
416
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:36,856
DID YOU KILL HIM?
YOU COULD'VE KILLED HIM.
417
00:17:36,889 --> 00:17:38,458
EVERYBODY WOULD
UNDERSTAND.
418
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:40,660
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
THROW HIM IN THE BRIG?
419
00:17:40,693 --> 00:17:42,529
I'M NOT GOING TO
DO ANYTHING.
420
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,697
IT'S ALL GOING TO
BE DONE FOR ME.
HOW DO YOU FIGURE?
421
00:17:44,731 --> 00:17:46,699
WELL, THE OLD MAN'S
COMING BY LATER TO TAKE
422
00:17:46,733 --> 00:17:48,635
A LOOK AT THE RAW STUFF
THAT'S COMING IN.
423
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:51,204
HE'S GOING TO SEE THIS CLOWN
AND THE MESS HIS GEAR IS IN
424
00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:52,739
AND HE'S GOING TO
ASK ME HOW COME.
425
00:17:52,772 --> 00:17:54,441
AND I'M GOING TO SAY,
"IMPOSSIBLE,"
426
00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,376
AND THIS JUGHEAD
WILL BE OUT OF HERE
427
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:57,777
ON HIS WAY HOME
BY TONIGHT.
428
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,846
THAT'S THE BEST IDEA,
SEND THE JUGHEAD HOME.
429
00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,481
OH, I'D SEND HIM HOME,
ALL RIGHT.
430
00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:02,782
BUT FIRST I'D KILL HIM.
431
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:04,884
I'VE GOT BE GOING.
432
00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,719
I'VE GOT THIS ONE.
433
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,833
HI, SERGEANT.
HI.
434
00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,369
HOW'S GOMER
MAKING OUT?
435
00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:23,436
GOMER PYLE.
436
00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:24,771
I'M ANDY TAYLOR,
GOMER'S FRIEND.
437
00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:26,306
OH, YEAH,
THAT'S RIGHT.
438
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,208
YOU CAME IN WITH
HIM THIS MORNING.
439
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,910
THAT'S RIGHT,
HOW'S HE MAKING OUT?
440
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:33,646
LOOK, UH, TAYLOR...
441
00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,283
WHERE DID THIS PYLE
COME FROM, HUH?
442
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,617
HE DIDN'T, UH...
443
00:18:37,650 --> 00:18:39,352
HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING,
DID HE?
444
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,521
HE DIDN'T, UH,
HE DIDN'T TELL YOU?
445
00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,290
TELL ME WHAT?
446
00:18:44,891 --> 00:18:46,726
LOOK, SERGEANT,
ALL I CAN TELL YOU
447
00:18:46,759 --> 00:18:50,297
IS THAT GOMER PYLE TOLD ME THAT
HE WANTS TO MAKE IT ON HIS OWN.
448
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,365
HE DON'T WANT ANY FAVORS
FROM ANYBODY.
449
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,734
HE WANTS TO BE TREATED
LIKE ANY OTHER RECRUIT,
450
00:18:54,767 --> 00:18:57,470
AS IF HIS NAME WAS SMITH
OR JONES AND NOT PYLE.
451
00:18:57,504 --> 00:19:00,507
HE DON'T WANT THE NAME PYLE
TO MAKE ANY DIFFERENCE.
452
00:19:00,540 --> 00:19:04,577
HE DON'T WANT ANY SPECIAL FAVORS
JUST BECAUSE HIS NAME IS PYLE.
453
00:19:04,611 --> 00:19:06,913
SO HIS NAME'S PYLE.
WHAT'S THAT GOT TO DO WITH --
454
00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:08,681
NOTHING,
THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
455
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:10,417
AS FAR AS YOU'RE CONCERNED,
456
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,519
HE'S PLAIN OLD
PRIVATE LUCIUS PYLE.
457
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:13,720
I MEAN, GOMER PYLE.
458
00:19:13,753 --> 00:19:15,488
OKAY?
459
00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:16,689
SURE.
460
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:17,724
GOOD.
461
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:22,595
WAIT A MINUTE.
462
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:26,366
JUST A MINUTE.
463
00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,935
PYLE. YOU DON'T MEAN
TO TELL ME THAT...?
464
00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:30,837
LOOK, I DIDN'T
SAY NOTHING.
465
00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:32,839
GOMER PYLE IS RELATED TO
GENERAL PYLE,
466
00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:33,906
GENERAL LUCIUS PYLE?
467
00:19:33,940 --> 00:19:35,375
SERGEANT,
I DON'T KNOW
468
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:36,776
WHAT YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.
469
00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,711
ALL I CAN TELL YOU
IS THAT LUCIUS --
470
00:19:38,745 --> 00:19:40,680
I MEAN GOMER'S DADDY --
GOMER'S DADDY
471
00:19:40,713 --> 00:19:42,482
TOLD HIM NOT TO EXPECT
ANY HELP FROM HIM,
472
00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,984
THAT HE WAS GOING TO HAVE
TO MAKE IT ON HIS OWN.
473
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,719
HIS DADDY?!
YOU MEAN --
474
00:19:46,753 --> 00:19:48,655
I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING.
475
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,225
AM I MISSING
SOMETHING HERE?
476
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,962
IS THIS SOME
KIND OF TEST?
477
00:19:57,530 --> 00:20:00,433
JUST TO SEE HOW WE'D
DO ON THE FIRST DAY
478
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,535
WITH THE CLUMSIEST,
GOOFIEST RECRUIT?
479
00:20:02,569 --> 00:20:05,372
AND TO GET THE GENERAL'S
BOY TO PLAY THE PART?
480
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:07,240
I SAID TOO MUCH ALREADY.
481
00:20:07,274 --> 00:20:09,342
I BETTER GO.
THAT'S IT, HUH?
482
00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:11,010
A TEST WITH
THE GENERAL'S SON,
483
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:13,413
AND THE COLONEL'S IN
ON THE WHOLE THING?
484
00:20:13,446 --> 00:20:16,383
BECAUSE WHY WOULD A COLONEL
COME AROUND ON THE FIRST DAY
485
00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,784
TO LOOK AT A BUNCH OF BOOTS?
486
00:20:17,817 --> 00:20:19,919
THAT'S THE BIG PLAN,
ISN'T IT, HUH
487
00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:21,521
NO COMMENT.
THAT'S IT, HUH?
488
00:20:22,655 --> 00:20:23,990
YEAH.
489
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,360
KEEP IT QUIET,
HUH
490
00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:30,430
DON'T SAY A WORD ABOUT THIS
TO ANYBODY, RIGHT?
491
00:20:30,463 --> 00:20:31,464
LIPS ARE SEALED.
492
00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:06,092
TEN-HUT!
493
00:22:08,661 --> 00:22:10,663
SQUARE UP
THOSE SHOULDERS, LAD.
494
00:22:10,697 --> 00:22:12,098
CHIN UP, BOY.
495
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:14,100
WELL, YOU'LL LEARN
AFTER A WHILE.
496
00:22:14,133 --> 00:22:15,868
SHINE THOSE BOOTS
PROPERLY.
497
00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:17,837
LET'S GET TO WORK
ON THESE BUNKS.
498
00:22:24,076 --> 00:22:26,045
WELL, THAT'S
MORE LIKE IT.
499
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,881
THAT'S THE WAY A BUNK
500
00:22:28,915 --> 00:22:29,982
SHOULD BE MADE UP.
501
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,083
GOOD MAN, SERGEANT.
502
00:22:31,117 --> 00:22:32,084
YES, SIR!
503
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,486
WHAT'S YOUR
NAME, LAD?
504
00:22:33,520 --> 00:22:34,887
PRIVATE GOMER PYLE, SIR.
505
00:22:34,921 --> 00:22:37,924
WELL, YOU'RE GETTING OFF
TO A GOOD START, PYLE.
506
00:22:37,957 --> 00:22:40,092
SIR!
I WANT TO BE A MARINE!
507
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:42,128
GOOD, GOOD.
508
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:43,796
PYLE, EH?
509
00:22:43,830 --> 00:22:45,465
YES, SIR!
510
00:22:45,498 --> 00:22:46,966
WELL, IF I
DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,
511
00:22:46,999 --> 00:22:49,569
I'D GUESS YOU WERE
GENERAL LUCIUS PYLE'S BOY,
512
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:52,639
BUT I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW
THE GENERAL HAS NO CHILDREN.
513
00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:54,707
SURE WOULD LIKE
TO MEET HIM.
514
00:22:54,741 --> 00:22:56,743
WELL, MAYBE SOMEDAY
YOU WILL.
515
00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:58,445
YES, SIR.
516
00:22:58,478 --> 00:23:00,447
IN THE MEANTIME,
IF YOU RUN INTO HIM,
517
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,048
TELL HIM GOMER PYLE SAYS "HEY."
518
00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:04,116
CARRY ON.
519
00:23:19,666 --> 00:23:20,967
REALLY, GOMER?
520
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:22,569
AND THEN THE COLONEL SAID,
521
00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:24,604
"IF I DIDN'T KNOW BETTER,"
SAYS,
522
00:23:24,637 --> 00:23:27,106
"I'D THINK HE'S
GENERAL LUCIUS PYLE'S SON."
523
00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:28,475
HE SAID THAT TO ME.
524
00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,909
AW, THAT'S SWELL, GOMER.
525
00:23:29,942 --> 00:23:31,911
AND YOU WAS WORRIED
I MIGHT NOT MAKE THE GRADE.
526
00:23:31,944 --> 00:23:34,681
TELL THE TRUTH,
YOU WAS WORRIED, RIGHT?
527
00:23:34,714 --> 00:23:36,983
WELL...
YOU'VE JUST GOT TO HAVE
MORE FAITH IN ME, ANDY.
528
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,518
I GUESS.
529
00:23:38,551 --> 00:23:39,886
LISTEN, I'VE GOT TO GO,
GOMER.
530
00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:41,621
YOU BE GOOD
AND FOLLOW ORDERS, NOW.
531
00:23:41,654 --> 00:23:42,622
RIGHT.
532
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:45,592
Man: TEN-TION!
533
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,527
GOMER, THEY WANT YOU.
I KNOW.
534
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:49,462
PYLE, ARE YOU DEAF?
FALL IN!
535
00:23:49,496 --> 00:23:51,531
BE WITH YOU IN
A MINUTE, SARGE.
536
00:23:51,564 --> 00:23:52,732
WILL YOU WRITE TO ME,
ANDY?
537
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:53,900
YEAH, I WILL,
GO ON, GOMER!
538
00:23:53,933 --> 00:23:55,134
LET ME KNOW WHO WALLY GETS
539
00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:57,604
TO TAKE MY PLACE
AT THE FILLING STATION
540
00:23:57,637 --> 00:24:00,039
AND HOW THE APRICOT FESTIVAL
TURNS OUT
541
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:02,542
AND LET ME KNOW IF
WHEN IDA CARRINGTON
542
00:24:02,575 --> 00:24:03,976
GETS HER LEG OUT OF A CAST
543
00:24:04,010 --> 00:24:06,613
AND IF MISS HOOKS FOUND
HER BOSTON BULLDOG
544
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:09,516
AND WHO'S GETTIN' MARRIED
AND WHO'S AILIN'
545
00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:11,684
AND WHO'S BORN...
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