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Coming through, sir.
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Take a load off, Alfred.
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Jolly good, then.
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Oh, dear. I trust Master Bruce
did pay the cable bill.
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- Good evening, Gotham.
- Joker .
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It's me.
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Your most underrated entertainer.
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Oh, how I've tried
to make you all laugh...
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...but I'm not feeling the love, people.
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Every time I bring
my brand of funny to Gotham...
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...the only sound I hear is:
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But who can blame you?
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You're all glued to your idiot boxes.
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And since the media chooses to focus
on the tragic side of my crime career...
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...it seems some hilarious
counter-programming is in order.
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So stay tuned for my brand-new sitcom:
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Me and the Mayor!
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What happens when you team
the crazy crime clown...
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...with Gotham's very own
Mayor Grange?
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Can't-miss comedy, folks.
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And it premieres tonight
on my very own pirate network, JTV.
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Just as soon as I abduct my co-star.
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Shall I tape it for you, sir?
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Next time Joker decides to
target the mayor, I'll drive.
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Sorry, partner,
but Cash Tankinson always drives.
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Does Cash Tankinson always wear
sunglasses at night...
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...and speak in third person?
Just curious.
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Yeah, chief warned me
you'd resent the new guy.
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So, I'm your first since
what's-his-name, huh?
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Bennett. His name was Ethan Bennett.
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A real shame Joker went
and turned him into Clayface...
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...but Cash Tankinson don't melt so easy.
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I'm the last partner you'll ever need, Yin.
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I somehow doubt that.
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What kind of nut announces his crimes
before he commits them?
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Joker has to be kidding if he thinks
he could get past Gotham PD.
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Joker's not kidding, mayor.
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He's joking.
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What's wrong with you?
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�Joking.�
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- Joker.
- It's the Joker.
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Get ready for your close-up, Mr. Mayor.
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On the ?oor, clown boy.
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Cash Tankinson's kicking butt
and taking names.
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Stop, stop.
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Such classic dialogue.
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What deadpan delivery.
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You are Hee Haw-larious!
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Ever consider acting? You're good.
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Clown boy, you're going...
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Down?
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My card.
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We'll do lunch.
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Thank you, Punch.
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Judy, chop-chop.
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Joker and the Batman. Sweet.
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Tankinson. Tankinson, wait up!
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The Batman?
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M'! biggest fan.
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Punch, run this out to him, please.
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Judy, I think this is our tum.
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Might have a better chance losing him
in something sportier.
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Happy trails, sparky.
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Say hello to Cash Tankinson...
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...the detective who finally arrests
the Batman.
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- Look, the mayor's...
-Hey, I didn't vote for him.
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Can't let the two new men in my life
meet like this.
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Nice work, Yin.
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Just whose back do you got, anyway?
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You ditched me.
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I always watch my partner's back.
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- Sir.
- Anything good on the tube?
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The Gators are trailing miserably.
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So are we, but I have the feeling
Joker's about to announce his next move.
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Quite astute you are, sir.
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Me and the Mayor is about to premiere.
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Help! Someone help me, please!
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Oh, why the long face, Mairzy Dotes?
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Let me go, you maniac.
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Don't you fret. I have just the thing
to tum your frown upside down.
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No, stop!
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I have a family.
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Why is Joker engaging in
this ghastly business?
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It isn't just for the laughs.
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I know that look. You have another
get-rich-quick scheme, don't you?
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Bank robbery? That's cwazy.
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So crazy it might just work.
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You're light again, sir.
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Joker is shooting on location.
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At Main Street Bank.
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Oh, Punch.
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Hey, the mayor and I were gonna rob
the old bank.
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Wanna come?
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Now didn't we all learn
an important lesson today?
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That's right. With a positive attitude
and a smile...
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...maybe, just maybe,
we can all get along.
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Tune in to JTV tomorrow night
for a new series and a new co-star:
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Detective Shades.
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Bring it on, clown boy.
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You mess with the bull,
you'll get the horns.
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It you let this get personal,
it will impair your ability to do your job.
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00:10:01,319 --> 00:10:06,222
Come on, Yin. Doesn't some part of you
wanna slap that grin off of Joker's face?
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00:10:06,390 --> 00:10:08,585
At least for Burnett?
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Bennett.
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00:10:10,761 --> 00:10:13,457
I'm not losing another partner
to this madman.
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As your senior officer,
I'm ordering you into a police safe house.
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What? Police protection?
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Cash can take care of Cash.
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Fine. Then Cash will take care of Cash
off-duty and out of sight...
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...until we bring Joker down.
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Well, good luck handling
that lunatic all by yourself.
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And since Cash doesn't think you can...
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...Cash will.
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Chasing down Joker's
hit-and-run camera crew...
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...isn't getting Mayor Grange back
any quicker...
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...but if the clown's pirating
a broadcast signal...
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...maybe we can trace it to its source.
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00:10:53,437 --> 00:10:57,737
And if we can preempt JTV,
we have a chance of drawing Joker out.
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Speak of the devil.
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00:11:01,779 --> 00:11:03,144
Frequency's locked on .
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Tracing.
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And the lummox would be?
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Yin's new partner.
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He's been set up
and he doesn't even know it.
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Tankinson?
I told you to stay away from Joker.
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Tankinson, get out of there. It's a trap.
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I tracked clownie here.
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- He's mine.
- If you found Joker...
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...it's only because he wanted you to.
He's broadcasting you live, right now.
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00:11:38,549 --> 00:11:40,016
I'm on TV?
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00:11:40,184 --> 00:11:42,778
Well, I hope clownie's out
for some cash...
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"because it's payday, baby.
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Freeze.
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00:11:56,934 --> 00:11:58,959
Suave sleuthing there, Shades.
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But just who do you think's filming you?
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Oh, no.
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00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,839
Any trace, sir?
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I may not need it.
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00:12:12,716 --> 00:12:14,946
I know where they are.
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00:12:17,822 --> 00:12:20,382
Good evening and welcome.
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00:12:20,558 --> 00:12:25,052
We're here to raise money
for a very special cause...
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...saving Detective Shades' life.
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00:12:27,565 --> 00:12:32,059
You see, Gotham, if you can't pony up
$1 million in donations...
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...to me, the detective's toast.
145
00:12:35,573 --> 00:12:37,768
So, what say we open our hearts...
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00:12:37,942 --> 00:12:42,174
...and our checkbooks
for our dear friend here.
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00:12:43,447 --> 00:12:47,247
We just received $50
from Grandma Shades.
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She says, "Please don't harm
my grandson. I beg you."
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Human compassion at its finest.
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00:13:00,798 --> 00:13:03,096
0K, time to roll those numbers.
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Looks like a lost cause.
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00:13:08,105 --> 00:13:11,336
Maybe it's best we just
put this pup down.
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00:13:11,509 --> 00:13:12,999
What are you doing?
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00:13:13,177 --> 00:13:15,111
No! Stop, stop! No, no!
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Sir.
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00:13:30,694 --> 00:13:33,720
All frequencies running to and from
the six active transmitters...
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...here in Gotham have been traced,
but there wasn't a pirate frequency.
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00:13:37,535 --> 00:13:41,335
Active? Then maybe Joker's
using an oldie-but-goodie.
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Of course.
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The abandoned Gotham
Radio King tower.
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00:13:55,452 --> 00:13:58,546
Now, why would you want to
pull the plug on JTV...
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...when we've been
such a ratings smash?
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00:14:07,198 --> 00:14:12,397
Gotham's been riveted to their sets,
but once again, no one's laughing.
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00:14:13,904 --> 00:14:15,462
Maybe it's you, Joker.
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00:14:15,639 --> 00:14:17,436
Maybe you're just not funny.
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00:14:18,075 --> 00:14:20,873
It's the viewing public
who doesn't have a sense of humor...
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00:14:21,045 --> 00:14:24,014
...but I have just the thing
to make them laugh.
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00:14:24,181 --> 00:14:26,308
Die laughing, in fact.
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00:14:26,483 --> 00:14:28,474
Lights!
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00:14:33,224 --> 00:14:38,059
Dispensers of Joker gas
scattered throughout the city...
171
00:14:38,229 --> 00:14:40,720
...and through the beauty of wireless...
172
00:14:40,898 --> 00:14:43,696
...they're set to empty
their chuckle-inducing contents...
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00:14:43,867 --> 00:14:46,734
...during the course
of rny next transmission.
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00:14:46,904 --> 00:14:50,806
And with the city dying of laughter,
it'll be yours to plunder.
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00:14:51,242 --> 00:14:52,675
You betcha, Batsie.
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I was going to activate them
during a ratings stunt...
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...when I write these two
tired characters off the show.
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00:15:06,390 --> 00:15:10,827
But now, what could make
more compelling TV than...
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...Joker versus the Batman.
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Tonight on The Joker:
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Will Batman defeat our charismatic star
in time to save the hostages?
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Will Joker finally take control of Gotham
once and for all?
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To find out, stay tuned.
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Same Joker crime,
same Joker channel.
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00:16:16,927 --> 00:16:19,487
Don't worry, I promise a fair fight.
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00:16:23,233 --> 00:16:26,361
And by fair,
I mean totally stacked in my favor.
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00:16:26,870 --> 00:16:30,533
Come on, Batsie, smile for the camera.
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00:16:40,718 --> 00:16:43,118
If he stops the signal, he'll stop the gas.
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00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:51,561
Don't let him reach the top of the tower.
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I have one partner down
and one who might need backup.
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Music to my ears.
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Just a few more deep breaths, Gotham.
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I don't, I don't get it.
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What happened?
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00:18:18,148 --> 00:18:20,139
What was so funny?
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He can't win. This is my show.
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00:18:27,291 --> 00:18:29,691
Guess I'll have to settle with
being the sore loser.
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00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:39,362
Sorry, but JTV's cutting all ties
with you two has-beens.
199
00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:51,006
Joker, you've been cancelled.
200
00:18:51,448 --> 00:18:53,848
So have they.
201
00:19:08,899 --> 00:19:10,491
No!
202
00:19:19,676 --> 00:19:21,701
Appreciate the backup.
203
00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:27,111
Speaking of, I'm not the only cop
who followed your television exploits.
204
00:19:33,457 --> 00:19:36,915
While Gotham citizens are recovering
tonight after exposure to Joker gas...
205
00:19:38,262 --> 00:19:42,961
...the rescued hostages
are listed in good condition...
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00:19:43,133 --> 00:19:46,569
...thanks to an antidote believed
to be left behind by the Batman.
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00:19:47,704 --> 00:19:49,638
I hate TV.
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00:19:52,342 --> 00:19:55,937
Detective Ellen Yin recommends
refraining from excess chitchat...
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00:19:56,113 --> 00:19:59,276
...if Cash wants to be back on the street
anytime soon.
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00:19:59,449 --> 00:20:01,576
About that, Yin...
211
00:20:01,752 --> 00:20:05,415
...it doesn't look like we'll be
working together anymore.
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00:20:06,189 --> 00:20:08,953
I requested a transfer to a desk job.
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00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:11,492
Need a break from the action.
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00:20:11,662 --> 00:20:15,257
Really? Probably just as well.
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00:20:17,935 --> 00:20:21,496
I prefer a strong, silent partner.
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00:20:21,546 --> 00:20:26,096
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