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Seven years ago this very night,
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the clown prince of crime, the Joker,
was born on this spot.
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Since then,
Gotham has repeatedly been rocked
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by the attacks
of this criminal madman.
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Who is he? Where did he come from?
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What diabolical scheme
is he plotting even now?
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I'm Jack Ryder. Join me as we answer
these questions and more
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on Joker:
The Madness Behind the Laughter.
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His true identity unknown.
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Operating under a variety of aliases,
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a nameless gunsel
began his criminal career
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as a hit man for the Valestra mob.
Then he struck out on his own.
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- Formed a gang.
- Come on, Bruce.
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How many times
do you have to hear this stuff?
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- First target, the Ace Chemical Plant.
- Oh, I forgot. Mr. Obsessive.
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It was a foolproof plan.
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Or was it? The daring break-in.
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The first confrontation
with the Batman.
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Conflict. Struggle.
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A vat of chemicals.
A life changed forever.
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Former identity, erased.
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New persona? The Joker.
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Uh-oh. Looks like Ryder's got
a surprise guest star.
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Driven mad
by his unlikely transformation,
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- Joker soon began his reign of terror.
- Think Bats saw you, puddy tat?
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Oh, he did, he did.
He'd never miss a show about me.
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He's my biggest fan.
But just in case...
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Hey, wait, what's going on here?
We're live.
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No, I'm live. You're dead.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I assure you that what you're seeing
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is really no joke.
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Help.
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Help.
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Let's show the folks at home
what really happened seven years ago.
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I'll be Batman, you be me.
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And they say I'm crazy.
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Make our old friend
feel unwelcome, boys.
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Come on, boys, let's grab him.
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Let me at him. Let me at him.
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What determination.
Give that man a cigar.
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Fireworks make me all tingly inside.
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- Robin?
- Over here, Batman.
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Guess again, kiddo.
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How about that, Bats?
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You broke my face and got
seven years of bad luck.
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Are you going to try for 14?
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Or are you going to raise
that anchorman out of the ocean?
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Breaking news! And if you broke it,
you have to pay for it.
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And now the weather. Partly gaga
with a 50% chance of schizophrenia.
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Feeling pretty good. For a dead guy.
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Ahhh!
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Oh, that was unexpected.
I better slow down here,
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try to figure out logically
what's going on.
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Whoa, that hurt.
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Okay, we'll come back to that.
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Excuse me, lady. I seem to be having
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a wee bit of an identity crisis.
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Okay, I love you. Bye-bye. Whoo!
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It's official. My TVQ's in the toilet.
I gotta avenge myself
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and pull the plug on the Joker's show.
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Ugh!
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But first...
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Wardrobe.
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No. Nope. No. No!
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It's been done. Any suggestions?
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- With your coloring, I'd go green.
- Gotcha.
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- What about the boa? Too much?
- Not for you, baby.
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I wanna strike terror
into the hearts of criminals.
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Cash or plastic?
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Plastic.
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Ha.Funny.
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Sir,
something you may find interesting.
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Go ahead, Alfred.
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The police just received a call
about a giggling lemon-yellow maniac
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trashing a thrift shop.
But here's the strange part.
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He paid for his purchase
with Jack Ryder's credit card.
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I can't believe it.
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The buzz on the street
is someone's stealing my routine.
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Is there no honor among thieves?
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Lar. Cur!
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[gave them
the night off, pudding.
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Happy Anniversary, Mr. J
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You're really swell and okay
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It's seven years to the day
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Take the night off
Let's play
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Harley.
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Wanna try some of my pie?
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Harley.
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I'm sure you'll want seconds.
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Harley, I'm not in the party mood.
If you really wanna make me happy...
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...find the plagiarist
who's been stealing my act!
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Ugh! Sweet kid, but a lousy cook.
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I know you. Last time we met,
you were working for,
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dramatic pause, the Joker.
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We don't know nothing
about no Joker, creep.
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Creep? Creep? I like it.
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My new name, the Creep.
No, wait. Too negative.
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I have it! I am... Drum roll, please.
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I said, "Drum roll, please!"
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- Hey!
- I am...
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The Creeper!
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So tell me.
From one sociopath to another,
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where is the Joker?
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His girlfriend's throwing him a party.
Invitation only.
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Darn it!
Left the invite in my other pants.
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- So, what's the address again?
- Oh, don't crash Joker's party.
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We're gonna throw our own bash.
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I spent hours baking that pie.
Does he show any appreciation?
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No-
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- Hey, come here.
- Yeah.
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Hand over Joker. Now.
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What about the Joker?
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Baby!
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Hey, you're the guy
swiping Mr. J's act.
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Not me.
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I'm one of a kind, toots.
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- What do you want?
- The inside story on the Joker.
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Also, your phone number.
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- I see you found him.
- You'll never take me alive, Batman.
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Booga, booga.
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Ooh. Feisty, kooky. I like her.
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That's right, mama.
Hurt me. I've been bad.
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- Knock it off, creep.
- Creep-er.
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Well, you are agile.
I'll give you that.
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- And what else will you give me?
- Come here and see.
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That's one way out of a bad date.
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- We have to get him out.
- Got a mop?
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Whoo! I like a girl who plays rough.
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- But she just tried to kill you.
- You're young, you'll learn.
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- Who are you?
- They call me
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yellow-skinned wacky man.
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- But I prefer the Creeper.
- Call Arkham, quick.
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Jilted madman stalks crazy clown girl.
Film at 11:00.
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Film at 11:00?
You don't think...
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The chemicals in the vat could have
interacted with Joker's laughing gas.
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And he had Ryder's credit card.
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You mean, that's Jack Ryder?
The news guy?
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What's left of him.
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My love awaits.
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Mr. J! Mr. J!
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You nearly blew us to Chattahoochee!
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You gotta save me, pudding.
He's after me.
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And who, precisely, would that be?
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Harley, I'm home!
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Him!
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Wow, it does strike fear
into the hearts of criminals.
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He's the creep
who's stealing your act.
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And that's not all, Mr. Happy.
I'm stealing your girl, too.
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I swear, Mr. J,
I didn't encourage him.
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That's okay, pooh.
I know you're a one-man loon.
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There's only room
for one clown prince in this town.
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How would you like an all-expense
paid trip to Metropolis?
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On Air-Niko?
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Which way did he go?
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That way.
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Aw, sweetie got a boo-boo?
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Aw. Creep-o got a concussion?
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Huh?
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Stall them, doll face.
I'll get the car.
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No, thanks. I've had my windows done.
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Mr. J, over here.
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Step on it, Harl.
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Gangway.
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I'm hot-wired and in hot pursuit.
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Hey, fish in a barrel.
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Creeper, stop the car. Now!
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Wipers.
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Oh, boy. Incoming!
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Bye-bye.
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He's a lunatic.
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Baby, on you, even garbage looks good.
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Go away.
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Mmm.
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Huh?
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Sleepy.
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So this antidote patch
is the only thing between me
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and a room at Arkham.
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It's temporary.
I'll need to make more.
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Thanks, but I might as well
have dissolved in that vat.
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- My career-
- BATMAN: Is salvageable.
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No one else knows
you were the Creeper.
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Keep wearing the patch
and it'll stay that way.
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A little piece of cotton.
Hard to believe.
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English - SDH
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