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LET'S GO THIS WAY.
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OH, NO!
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NO, NO.
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OH, PLEASE?
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WE'RE CLOSED.
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HEY, HEY, HEY,
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?
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FOR HEAVEN'S SAKES,
LET THAT GIRL IN.
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HERE YOU GO, SWEETHEART.
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
OH, MY GOODNESS!
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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OH, LOOK AT YOU.
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OH, MY GOODNESS.
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-STAY.
-OH, THERE YOU GO.
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OH, YOU'RE WET, TOO.
OH, DEAR.
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THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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YOU'RE WELCOME,
SWEETHEART.
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ARE DOGS EVEN
ALLOWED IN HERE?
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NO.
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WELL, TECHNICALLY, NO,
BUT SINCE IT'S AFTER
HOURS...
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AND, SO...
YOU LOOK--
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LIKE SOMEONE
LOST A GROOM.
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IT'S KIND OF
THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
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DO YOU MIND IF I SIT DOWN?
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KITCHEN'S CLOSED.
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
BUT THE TABLES,
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THEY ARE STILL OPEN.
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OH, HONEY, YOU ARE
JUST A MESS.
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I'M SO SORRY TO SAY IT,
BUT YOU ARE A MESS.
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I'LL BET THERE IS JUST
ONE HECK OF A STORY
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TO EXPLAIN ALL OF THIS.
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THERE BETTER BE.
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I DON'T RE-OPEN THIS
PLACE FOR ANYBODY.
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OH... [SCOFFS]
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DON'T YOU WORRY
ABOUT HIM.
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HE IS ALL BARK, BUT NO BITE.
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IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST.
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YOU KNOW, I WAS WALKING
DOWN THE AISLE ONE MINUTE,
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AND THE NEXT...
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LOUIE, HEY, HEY, HEY.
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WHAT?
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BABE, COME,
SIT, SIT, SIT.
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I THINK THIS IS
GONNA TAKE A WHILE.
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OH, SWEETHEART.
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WHAT'S YOUR NAME, KIDDO?
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BAILEY.
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BAILEY DALEY.
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MUSICAL.
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YEAH.
AND THIS IS ADAM, AND EVE
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AND SHIRLEY.
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[LAUGHS]
YOU'RE KIDDING. SHIRLEY?
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SHIRLEY.
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WELL, HELLO, SHIRLEY.
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HELLO, SWEETHEART.
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ALL RIGHT, BABY GIRL,
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NOW, YOU START
AT THE VERY BEGINNING.
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AND DON'T LEAVE OUT
ONE SINGLE THING.
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[LAUGHS]
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OKAY. UH...
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I GUESS IT ALL STARTED
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THE FIRST DAY I MOVED INTO
MY NEW HOUSE...
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[♪♪♪]
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I'D LOVED THE PLACE FOREVER,
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IT WAS MY LITTLE DREAM HOUSE.
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AND I SAVED UP MY MONEY FOR YEARS AND YEARS,
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JUST VOWING THAT IF IT EVER CAME ON THE MARKET,
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I WOULD BUY IT,
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AND, AT LONG LAST, I DID.
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HONEY, I'M
SO PROUD OF YOU.
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YOU HUNG IN THERE,
YOU STUCK IT OUT,
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AND LOOK AT THIS,
YOU MADE IT.
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WELL, IT DIDN'T HURT
THAT YOU CO-SIGNED ON THE
LOAN.
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YOU KNOW WHO WOULD'VE
LOVED THIS PLACE?
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-WHO?
-HOWIE.
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OH, HOWIE.
BEAGLE EXTRAORDINAIRE.
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YOU KNOW WHAT
I'M THINKING, SWEETIE.
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MAYBE IT'S TIME
YOU GET A NEW DOG.
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I MEAN, THIS IS THE LONGEST
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YOU'VE EVER BEEN
WITHOUT ONE.
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TOO SOON.
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WHEN IT'S TIME,
I'LL KNOW.
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AM I BEING A BABY?
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WHY, BECAUSE YOU DON'T WANT
TO SPEND YOUR FIRST NIGHT
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ALL ALONE IN YOUR NEW HOUSE,
WITH ONLY THE STRANGE
NOISES?
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MAYBE.
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OH, BALES,
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A "TOTAL BABY"
DOESN'T BUY A HOUSE
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ALL ON HER OWN,
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TO LIVE IN AND TAKE CARE OF
ALL BY HERSELF.
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SEE, THAT'S THE THING.
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IT'S A GREAT HOUSE,
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BUT I'M REALIZING
IT'S A HOME FOR TWO.
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MEANING?
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MEANING I HAVE
A JOB THAT I LOVE--
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YES, YOUR STUDENTS ARE
CRAZY ABOUT YOU.
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SO ARE YOURS.
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NOBODY'S CRAZY
ABOUT THEIR FRENCH TEACHER,
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EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THE FRENCH.
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[LAUGHS]
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I HAVE A GREAT MOM,
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I HAVE AN AWESOME BFF,
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GREAT NEW HOUSE....
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THE ONLY THING
THAT'S MISSING IS--
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A DOG, YES,
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BUT LIKE YOU SAID,
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YOU'LL KNOW
WHEN YOU'RE READY.
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A MAN!
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I'M TALKING ABOUT A MAN.
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OH, ONE OF THOSE.
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YEAH.
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DO YOU KNOW,
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THAT BETWEEN WORK,
HOWIE PASSING,
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AND BUYING A HOUSE,
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I HAVEN'T DATED ANYONE
SINCE RYAN?
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THAT WAS AGES AGO.
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I KNOW.
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OKAY, YOU NEED TO GO
AND GET BOY-CRAZY.
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NO, I DON'T.
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I NEED TO FIND MY GUY,
MY PARTNER IN CRIME, YOU
KNOW?
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AW...
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THERE'S THE BAILEY DALEY
WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE.
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[SCHOOL BELL RINGING]
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THE NEXT BOOK
WE'RE GOING TO READ
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IS ONE OF MY ALL-TIME
FAVORITES,
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EMILY BRONTE'S
"WUTHERING HEIGHTS."
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[CLASS GROANING]
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NO, NO, NO, NO,
IT'S A VERY GOOD BOOK.
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BUT IT'S REALLY SAD, ISN'T
IT?
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IN A WAY,
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BUT IT ALSO CONTAINS
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ONE OF LITERATURE'S
MOST PASSIONATE
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AND THRILLING ROMANCES.
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HOW THRILLING CAN IT BE?
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IT TAKES PLACE, LIKE,
A THOUSAND YEARS AGO!
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MORE LIKE 200.
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BUT IT'S NOT "WHEN"
THAT MATTERS,
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IT'S THE STORY
THAT'S TIMELESS,
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AND WHAT MAKES IT
SO THRILLING.
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CATHY AND HEATHCLIFF HAVE
A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME LOVE
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AND IT'S WHAT WE ALL ASPIRE
TO.
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EXCEPT FOR THE PART
WHERE IT DESTROYS THEM
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AND EVERYONE THEY KNOW.
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OH, SOUNDS LIKE
MY LAST THREE GIRLFRIENDS.
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AS THE GREAT POET
ALFRED LORD TENNYSON ONCE
WROTE,
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"'TIS BETTER
TO HAVE LOVED AND LOST
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THAN NEVER TO HAVE LOVED
AT ALL."
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DO YOU REALLY BELIEVE
THAT, MISS DALEY?
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YES, I DO.
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WHAT WAS HIS NAME?
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HOWIE.
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ONLY THE BEST BEAGLE EVER.
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[CHUCKLING]
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SO...
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EMILY BRONTE'S
"WUTHERING HEIGHTS."
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OKAY, LASAGNA COULDN'T
ALL OF A SUDDEN
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HAVE LESS CALORIES THAN
BAKED CHICKEN, COULD IT?
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YEAH, NOT
ON THIS PLANET.
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EARTH?
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YEAH, THAT ONE.
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MM...
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BUMMER.
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[SIGHING]
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THANK YOU.
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YOU LADIES COME HERE OFTEN?
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NOT OFTEN ENOUGH,
APPARENTLY.
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TRANSLATION--
ARE YOU NEW HERE?
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WADE INGRAM,
SUBSTITUTE GYM TEACHER.
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JUST FILLING IN
FOR TERRY JANSSEN
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WHILE HE RECOVERS
FROM BACK SURGERY.
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AND YOU ARE...?
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UH, BAILEY DALEY.
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POETRY?
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ENGLISH.
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COMP AND LIT.
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AND THIS IS AMBER.
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FRENCH.
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I TEACH FRENCH,
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I'M NOT FRENCH.
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[CHUCKLING]
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I GOT IT.
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CHICKEN?
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UH... BRAVE, ACTUALLY,
KIND OF.
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I'M SOMEWHAT DARING
OCCASIONALLY.
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I WAS TALKING ABOUT YOUR
MEAL,
BUT, YOU KNOW.
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I, TOO, LIKE TO
ROLL THE DICE
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EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE.
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GOOD.
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[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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EXCUSE ME.
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OH...
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I'M SORRY, IT'S MY DAD,
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IT'S KIND OF A FANTASY
FOOTBALL LEAGUE CRISIS.
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I SHOULD PROBABLY
GET GOING,
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BUT I HOPE TO SEE YOU TWO
AROUND MORE OFTEN.
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MAYBE GRAB A REAL MEAL
SOMETIME.
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OH. OKAY.
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ALL RIGHT.
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ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE.
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YEAH.
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[CHUCKLING]
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SO, WHAT EXACTLY DOES
"SHARE A REAL MEAL" MEAN?
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I THINK IT MEANS
HE WANTS TO TAKE ME OUT,
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DON'T YOU THINK?
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YEAH, THEN WHY DIDN'T HE
JUST ASK YOU OUT?
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I DON'T KNOW, MOM,
WE JUST MET.
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I COULD ASK HIM OUT
IF I WANTED TO, RIGHT?
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YEAH, WELL, IF YOU WANT
TO PLAY IT THAT WAY.
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AND BY THE WAY,
IF I RECALL CORRECTLY,
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YOU ASKED DADDY OUT
FOR THE FIRST TIME, DIDN'T
YOU?
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OH, YOUR SWEET FATHER,
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SWEET, SHY FATHER,
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GOD REST HIS SOUL.
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YEAH, IF I DIDN'T MAKE
THE FIRST MOVE,
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WE NEVER WOULD'VE
GOTTEN TOGETHER.
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WELL, LUCKY FOR ME
YOU DID.
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BE THAT AS IT MAY,
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THIS WADE FELLOW,
FROM WHAT YOU TELL ME,
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WILL DEFINITELY LET YOU KNOW
IF HE IS INTERESTED.
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NOW, CHECK OUT THIS TABLE.
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DEFINITELY
WORTH 75 CENTS.
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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THIS IS A DIAMOND
IN THE ROUGH.
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I SEE THE "ROUGH" PART.
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[SIGHS IN FRUSTRATION]
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GRAB ONE END.
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OKAY, GOING THIS WAY?
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-YES.
-OKAY.
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[AMBER]: YOU'RE WORKING?
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BUT IT'S SUNDAY FUN-DAY.
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I KNOW IT'S SUNDAY FUN-DAY,
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BUT IF I DON'T FINISH
GRADING THESE PAPERS,
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I'M JUST GOING TO GET
BEHIND,
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AND THEN I CAN'T HANG OUT
NEXT WEEKEND.
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NO!
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BALES, WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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I LEFT HALF THE TESTS
AT SCHOOL.
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I'M GOING TO CALL YOU BACK.
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GOTTA GO.
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HMM.
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WHO'S GOING TO BE THERE
ON A SUNDAY?
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[BARKING]
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HI, BUDDY! HI!
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OH, MY GOODNESS!
OKAY.
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HI, BUDDY!
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00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,989
OH, AREN'T YOU
THE SWEETEST BOY EVER?
246
00:07:37,991 --> 00:07:39,925
AREN'T YOU? HI...
247
00:07:39,927 --> 00:07:40,859
-OOH...
-ADAM.
248
00:07:40,861 --> 00:07:42,294
HI.
249
00:07:42,296 --> 00:07:44,429
HE NEVER COULD MEET
A PRETTY WOMAN HE COULD
RESIST.
250
00:07:44,431 --> 00:07:45,330
OH, OKAY.
251
00:07:45,332 --> 00:07:47,098
THIS IS YOUR DOG?
252
00:07:47,100 --> 00:07:48,300
YEAH, CAN'T YOU TELL
253
00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,434
BY THE WAY THAT HE LIKES ME
MORE THAN YOU?
254
00:07:49,436 --> 00:07:51,937
OH, DON'T WORRY, I HAVE
THIS EFFECT ON ANIMALS.
255
00:07:51,939 --> 00:07:53,505
YOU KNOW, HUMANS NOT SO
MUCH.
256
00:07:53,507 --> 00:07:55,474
OH, I DOUBT THAT.
257
00:07:57,009 --> 00:07:58,376
SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
HERE ON A SUNDAY?
258
00:07:58,378 --> 00:08:00,378
JUST RUNNING
SOME TRACK WITH ADAM.
259
00:08:00,380 --> 00:08:01,813
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
ON A SUNDAY?
260
00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,149
I'M JUST GETTING
THESE PAPERS THAT HE'S...
261
00:08:04,151 --> 00:08:05,817
YEAH, THEY'RE
MY TEST PAPERS HERE.
262
00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,853
-YEAH, I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
-THAT'S OKAY.
263
00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:10,388
COME ON, ADAM.
COME ON.
264
00:08:10,390 --> 00:08:11,756
LET'S NOT PEE
ON THE TEST PAPERS.
265
00:08:11,758 --> 00:08:14,292
OKAY... OH, WOW.
266
00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:15,494
[LAUGHING]
HERE YOU GO.
267
00:08:15,496 --> 00:08:17,162
THANK YOU.
268
00:08:18,064 --> 00:08:20,098
WELL, I, UH...
269
00:08:20,100 --> 00:08:22,534
I GUESS I'D BETTER RUN,
AND YOU'D BETTER...
270
00:08:22,536 --> 00:08:23,969
RUN.
271
00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,871
MAYBE YOU SHOULD JOIN ME
FOR A RUN SOMETIME.
272
00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:26,938
OKAY.
273
00:08:26,940 --> 00:08:29,274
BEFORE OR AFTER
THE "REAL MEAL"?
274
00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:30,475
BEFORE.
275
00:08:30,477 --> 00:08:31,877
THAT WAY WE CAN WORK UP
A REAL APPETITE.
276
00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,445
WHEN?
277
00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:34,913
UH, SOON?
278
00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:36,047
LIKE, REAL SOON.
279
00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,617
OKAY.
280
00:08:38,619 --> 00:08:41,453
I WILL...
281
00:08:41,455 --> 00:08:43,088
SEE YOU SOON.
282
00:08:43,090 --> 00:08:45,490
OKAY.
283
00:08:46,559 --> 00:08:48,593
ADAM, COME HERE!
284
00:08:48,595 --> 00:08:49,628
[WHISTLING TO DOG]
285
00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,296
BYE, ADAM.
286
00:08:51,298 --> 00:08:52,264
YOU CAN'T GO HOME WITH HER.
COME
HERE.
287
00:08:52,266 --> 00:08:53,865
COME HERE.
288
00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,267
ATTA BOY.
289
00:08:55,269 --> 00:08:57,068
COME HERE.
290
00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:00,672
I KNOW, IT'S GREAT.
291
00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,407
BUT YOU DON'T EVEN JOG.
292
00:09:02,409 --> 00:09:03,842
I MEAN, I DON'T EVEN THINK
I'VE EVER SEEN YOU WALK
FAST.
293
00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:05,477
OKAY, I'M GOING TO
BE FINE.
294
00:09:05,479 --> 00:09:07,546
I WILL DO SOME STRETCHING,
295
00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:08,847
I'LL GET HOPPED UP
ON COFFEE...
296
00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:09,848
MM-HMM.
297
00:09:09,850 --> 00:09:12,417
I'LL PRETEND I'M A DOG,
AFTER A FRISBEE.
298
00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:14,352
OH, THAT'S ATTRACTIVE.
299
00:09:14,354 --> 00:09:15,654
YEAH. YOU KNOW.
300
00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:18,323
DO YOU EVEN HAVE
ANYTHING TO WEAR?
301
00:09:19,225 --> 00:09:20,392
AH-HAH.
302
00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:22,460
PERFECT TIME
TO GO SHOPPING.
303
00:09:22,462 --> 00:09:23,461
CUTE.
304
00:09:32,171 --> 00:09:33,471
FIRST THINGS FIRST.
305
00:09:33,473 --> 00:09:34,506
LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT.
306
00:09:34,508 --> 00:09:36,541
COME ON. COME ON.
307
00:09:36,543 --> 00:09:38,510
COME ON, COME ON.
PICK IT UP.
308
00:09:39,545 --> 00:09:40,946
[YELPS, LAUGHING]
309
00:09:46,352 --> 00:09:48,286
[GASPS WEARILY]
310
00:09:48,288 --> 00:09:49,287
[LAUGHING]
311
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:51,156
[GASPING FOR AIR]
312
00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:54,793
-YOU OKAY?
-YEAH.
313
00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:55,627
YEAH?
314
00:09:55,629 --> 00:09:56,595
I'M ALL RIGHT.
315
00:09:56,597 --> 00:09:57,796
YEAH? NEED SOME SPACE.
316
00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,264
[GROANING]
317
00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,732
HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU
HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE
318
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:01,933
WHEN YOU'RE EXHAUSTED?
319
00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:04,803
I MUST NEVER HAVE BEEN
MORE BEAUTIFUL IN MY LIFE.
320
00:10:11,644 --> 00:10:15,113
SO, WHAT DOES
BAILEY DALEY DO
321
00:10:15,115 --> 00:10:16,181
WHEN SHE'S NOT
ENLIGHTENING
322
00:10:16,183 --> 00:10:18,016
THE YOUNG MINDS
OF OUR TIMES?
323
00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:19,784
[CHUCKLES]
324
00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,854
UM... WELL...
325
00:10:22,856 --> 00:10:24,589
SHE LIKES TO COOK ITALIAN,
326
00:10:24,591 --> 00:10:28,426
AND READ BOOKS,
AND WATCH SAPPY MOVIES,
327
00:10:28,428 --> 00:10:30,295
AND HANG OUT
WITH HER FRIEND, AMBER.
328
00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,463
THE ONE WHO'S NOT FROM
FRANCE.
329
00:10:31,465 --> 00:10:32,597
MM-HMM.
330
00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:34,165
AND GO TO GARAGE SALES
WITH HER MOM,
331
00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:35,066
WHO'S REALLY COOL.
332
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,501
SERIOUS? GARAGE SALES?
333
00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:37,402
MM-HMM.
334
00:10:37,404 --> 00:10:38,837
MAN, I LOVE GARAGE SALES.
335
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,271
I JUST PICKED UP
THIS ISIAH THOMAS B-BALL.
336
00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:41,539
I GOT IT FOR EIGHT BUCKS.
337
00:10:41,541 --> 00:10:44,743
I WENT ONLINE, FOUND
THE SAME THING FOR 150.
338
00:10:44,745 --> 00:10:45,877
CAN YOU PUT IT UP FOR
SAVINGS?
339
00:10:45,879 --> 00:10:47,112
[LAUGHS]
340
00:10:47,114 --> 00:10:49,114
YOU REALLY NEED TO MEET
MY MOTHER.
341
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:50,515
I'D LOVE TO.
342
00:10:50,517 --> 00:10:52,517
WHEN?
343
00:10:54,587 --> 00:10:56,254
SOON.
344
00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,922
DEAL.
345
00:10:57,924 --> 00:10:59,457
HERE IT IS.
346
00:10:59,459 --> 00:11:02,394
SO, THE LATEST
AND GREATEST?
347
00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:03,628
MM-HMM.
348
00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:07,132
WOW...
THIS ONE'S A BEAUTY.
349
00:11:07,134 --> 00:11:09,100
I MEAN, LOOK AT
THE DETAIL ON THESE LEGS.
350
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,168
I KNOW, RIGHT?
351
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:11,536
SHE'S A REAL DIAMOND
IN THE ROUGH.
352
00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:15,140
GUESS HOW MUCH
SHE PAID FOR IT.
353
00:11:15,142 --> 00:11:16,107
25?
354
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,742
12.
355
00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:18,810
-WHAT?
-YEAH.
356
00:11:18,812 --> 00:11:19,878
-SWEET!
-I KNOW.
357
00:11:19,880 --> 00:11:20,945
SHE'S GOT THE EYE.
358
00:11:20,947 --> 00:11:22,614
HEY, LISTEN,
359
00:11:22,616 --> 00:11:23,682
IF YOU EVER NEED
THIS THING REFINISHED,
360
00:11:23,684 --> 00:11:25,183
I'M PRETTY GOOD
WITH A SANDER.
361
00:11:25,185 --> 00:11:26,317
OKAY, GOOD TO KNOW.
362
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,752
IS THERE ANYTHING YOU CAN'T
DO?
363
00:11:27,754 --> 00:11:29,220
I KNOW, LOOK, YOU GOT
THIS WOMAN RUNNING.
364
00:11:29,222 --> 00:11:30,955
THAT IS AN ACCOMPLISHMENT
IN ITSELF.
365
00:11:30,957 --> 00:11:32,490
WELL, SHE HELD UP
LIKE A CHAMP.
366
00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:33,458
THEN,
367
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:34,325
SHE CHOWED DOWN
LIKE A PRO.
368
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:35,427
AH.
369
00:11:35,429 --> 00:11:37,328
THAT'S MY KINDA GAL.
370
00:11:38,364 --> 00:11:39,964
[CHUCKLES]
371
00:11:41,100 --> 00:11:42,667
OH, LOOK AT YOU!
372
00:11:42,669 --> 00:11:45,203
OH, ADAM, YOU ARE
SUCH A GOOD KISSER!
373
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:47,205
TAUGHT HIM
EVERYTHING I KNOW.
374
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:48,973
I BET YOU DID.
375
00:11:48,975 --> 00:11:50,108
[CHUCKLING]
376
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:51,576
MORNING, LADIES.
377
00:11:51,578 --> 00:11:53,778
AREN'T YOU THE PICTURE
OF PERFECTION THIS MORNING.
378
00:11:53,780 --> 00:11:54,979
HEY, DID YOU DO
SOMETHING WITH YOUR HAIR?
379
00:11:54,981 --> 00:11:56,414
YEAH, WASHED IT.
380
00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,483
YEAH, SHAMPOO, IT'S
AN AMAZING INVENTION.
381
00:11:58,485 --> 00:11:59,584
SHAMPOO, THAT'S FUNNY.
382
00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:00,618
MM-HMM.
383
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,087
SHE'S FUNNY.
384
00:12:02,089 --> 00:12:03,421
HEY, LISTEN, I'M DOING THIS
5K CHARITY RUN THIS WEEKEND.
385
00:12:03,423 --> 00:12:05,056
I WAS WONDERING
IF YOU WANT TO JOIN ME.
386
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,091
SURE, SIGN ME UP.
387
00:12:06,093 --> 00:12:06,958
YEAH?
388
00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:07,892
YEAH.
389
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:09,227
HAVE I TOLD YOU
YOU'RE THE BEST?
390
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,029
MAYBE. THANK YOU.
391
00:12:11,031 --> 00:12:12,197
BYE.
392
00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:13,164
BYE.
393
00:12:13,999 --> 00:12:15,734
BE STILL
MY BEATING HEART.
394
00:12:15,736 --> 00:12:16,768
HE'S KINDA FLIRTY,
ISN'T HE?
395
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:17,802
NO, HE'S JUST NICE.
396
00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:19,304
HE COMPLIMENTS.
HE'S SWEET.
397
00:12:19,306 --> 00:12:21,206
HMM, ARE YOU SURE
ABOUT THIS 5K RACE?
398
00:12:21,208 --> 00:12:23,108
YOU KNOW THAT'S LIKE
FOUR MORE KS THAN ONE.
399
00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:24,175
IT'S LIKE THREE MILES.
400
00:12:24,177 --> 00:12:25,443
AND NOBODY ACTUALLY
RACES AT THESE THINGS.
401
00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:26,945
IT'S FOR CHARITY.
402
00:12:28,547 --> 00:12:32,784
[♪♪♪]
403
00:12:41,127 --> 00:12:42,427
ARE WE LOSING?
404
00:12:42,429 --> 00:12:43,595
OH, YEAH.
405
00:12:43,597 --> 00:12:44,162
BUT DON'T WORRY,
IT'S JUST FOR FUN.
406
00:12:44,164 --> 00:12:45,163
OKAY.
407
00:12:45,165 --> 00:12:46,464
WHOA, HEY!
408
00:12:46,466 --> 00:12:47,599
WHAT'S GOING ON?
409
00:12:47,601 --> 00:12:48,800
WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?
410
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:49,801
IT'S JUST FOR FUN,
411
00:12:49,803 --> 00:12:51,202
JUST FOR FUN...
412
00:12:51,204 --> 00:12:52,470
WELL, YEAH, I MEAN,
BUT IF WE COMPLETELY STOP,
413
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:55,073
THEN WE HAVE NO CHANCE
OF WINNING AT ALL.
414
00:12:55,975 --> 00:12:57,242
YEAH?
415
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,610
OKAY.
416
00:12:58,612 --> 00:12:59,511
-GO?
-HIT IT!
417
00:12:59,513 --> 00:13:00,445
YEAH!
418
00:13:00,447 --> 00:13:01,312
YOU GOT THIS.
419
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,781
OKAY.
420
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,783
[♪♪♪]
421
00:13:08,187 --> 00:13:10,955
TALK ABOUT
AN UPHILL BATTLE.
422
00:13:10,957 --> 00:13:12,357
YEAH, IT'S JUST FOR
THIS LITTLE STRETCH.
423
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:13,358
YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
424
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:14,125
I'M DOING GREAT.
425
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,126
YEAH, YOU ARE.
426
00:13:15,128 --> 00:13:18,463
[SIGHING] OKAY.
427
00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,764
OH!
428
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,499
[WINCING]
429
00:13:21,501 --> 00:13:22,867
WADE!
430
00:13:22,869 --> 00:13:23,835
YEAH?
431
00:13:23,837 --> 00:13:24,836
WADE!
432
00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,171
WHAT?
433
00:13:26,173 --> 00:13:28,173
I HOPE I DIDN'T
RUIN THE RACE FOR YOU.
434
00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,408
OH, NO. NO, I MEAN,
NO WORRIES,
435
00:13:30,410 --> 00:13:31,476
AS LONG AS YOU'RE OKAY.
436
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,444
ARE YOU?
ARE YOU OKAY?
437
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,446
I THINK SO.
438
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:37,315
OKAY, THIS SHOULD BE GOOD.
439
00:13:37,317 --> 00:13:38,316
DO YOU WANT TO TRY STANDING?
440
00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,784
OKAY.
441
00:13:44,023 --> 00:13:44,956
GOOD.
442
00:13:44,958 --> 00:13:45,957
YAY!
443
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,458
[LAUGHING]
444
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,726
YOU SHOULD BE FINE,
445
00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:49,661
JUST GO EASY ON IT
FOR A WHILE.
446
00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:50,829
OKAY.
447
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:51,930
RIGHT ON.
448
00:13:51,932 --> 00:13:52,964
SO, YOU WANNA FINISH THE
RACE?
449
00:13:54,466 --> 00:13:56,067
I'M JUST KIDDING.
450
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,168
BUT, SERIOUSLY,
YOU MIND IF I FINISH IT?
451
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:58,236
OH.
452
00:13:58,238 --> 00:14:00,238
OKAY.
453
00:14:00,240 --> 00:14:01,873
UM...
454
00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,241
YEAH, I'LL BE... HERE.
455
00:14:03,243 --> 00:14:04,275
MEET ME BACK HERE?
456
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:05,910
YEAH.
457
00:14:05,912 --> 00:14:07,011
YEAH, UM...
458
00:14:07,013 --> 00:14:07,979
I'LL BE HERE.
459
00:14:07,981 --> 00:14:08,880
YOU'RE THE BEST.
460
00:14:08,882 --> 00:14:09,781
THANKS.
461
00:14:09,783 --> 00:14:10,782
AND YOU...
462
00:14:11,784 --> 00:14:13,351
YOU'RE A LIFE SAVER.
463
00:14:14,653 --> 00:14:17,555
THANKS, UM, BUT, UH,
I'M JUST DOING MY JOB.
464
00:14:18,657 --> 00:14:20,525
YEAH, YOU WERE.
465
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:23,294
[GIGGLES]
466
00:14:24,330 --> 00:14:25,463
UM...
467
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:44,649
YOU SURE
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT?
468
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,618
YEAH, I'M TOTALLY FINE.
469
00:14:46,620 --> 00:14:48,920
I'M JUST SORRY I COULDN'T
RUN THAT LAST "K."
470
00:14:50,155 --> 00:14:52,123
YOU'RE A GOOD SPORT,
YOU KNOW THAT?
471
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,524
SO, LISTEN,
472
00:14:53,526 --> 00:14:54,592
I'VE KIND OF GOT
A HUGE FAVOR TO ASK YOU.
473
00:14:54,594 --> 00:14:55,693
I'VE GOT TO GO AWAY
THIS WEEKEND
474
00:14:55,695 --> 00:14:56,694
FOR THIS
BACHELOR PARTY THING--
475
00:14:56,696 --> 00:14:58,129
WAIT, THIS WEEKEND?
476
00:14:58,131 --> 00:14:59,497
YEAH, I KNOW, RIGHT?
477
00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:00,999
WE PLANNED TO DRIVE
TO THE BEACH.
478
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:03,067
I TOTALLY SPACED
ON THE VEGAS THING.
479
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,102
ANYHOW, I WAS JUST
WONDERING,
480
00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:05,503
MAYBE YOU COULD
WATCH ADAM FOR ME?
481
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,273
HMM?
482
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:09,707
YOU KNOW ADAM'S
AS CRAZY ABOUT YOU
483
00:15:09,709 --> 00:15:11,976
AS I AM, RIGHT?
484
00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:18,216
YOU KNOW, YOU CAN SAY "NO"
ONCE IN A WHILE.
485
00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:19,317
IT MAKES THE "YES"'S
ALL THAT MUCH SWEETER.
486
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,318
SAY "NO" TO WHAT?
487
00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,286
I JUST, I THINK
488
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,353
YOU DON'T NEED
TO TRY SO HARD.
489
00:15:22,355 --> 00:15:23,421
I MEAN, AFTER ALL,
490
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:24,956
IT DIDN'T STOP WADE
FROM LEAVING YOU BEHIND,
491
00:15:24,958 --> 00:15:26,291
WITH A BUM ANKLE,
AND A DOG.
492
00:15:26,293 --> 00:15:27,292
[GASPING IN DELIGHT]
493
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:28,326
WHAT?
494
00:15:28,328 --> 00:15:29,427
DOG ADOPTIONS!
495
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,128
NO. PUPPIES?
496
00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,362
PUPPIES!
497
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:32,964
ADAM, WE'RE GOING TO
GO LOOK AT PUPPIES.
498
00:15:32,966 --> 00:15:33,898
LET'S GO
SEE THE PUPPIES!
499
00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:34,832
THIS WAY, COME ON.
500
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:36,200
LET'S GO.
GO, GO. COME ON.
501
00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:40,872
LET'S GO SEE
WHAT THEY'VE GOT.
502
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:42,573
[GASPING IN DELIGHT]
503
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,676
OH, MY GOODNESS.
504
00:15:44,678 --> 00:15:46,244
OH, MY GOODNESS,
LOOK AT THIS.
505
00:15:46,246 --> 00:15:49,280
LOOK AT THIS.
HELLO.
506
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:51,316
HI!
507
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:52,617
OH, MY GOODNESS.
508
00:15:52,619 --> 00:15:53,952
HI!
509
00:15:53,954 --> 00:15:55,086
[SQUEALING IN DELIGHT]
510
00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:56,220
HELLO!
AREN'T YOU PRETTY?
511
00:15:56,222 --> 00:15:57,388
OH, LOOK AT
THEIR LITTLE FACES.
512
00:15:57,390 --> 00:15:59,257
I KNOW,
LOOK AT THEM ALL.
513
00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:01,025
I WANT EVERY
SINGLE ONE OF THEM.
514
00:16:01,027 --> 00:16:02,293
I WANT TO TAKE YOU
ALL HOME WITH ME.
515
00:16:02,295 --> 00:16:03,261
SORRY,
516
00:16:03,263 --> 00:16:04,195
IT'S ONE DOG
PER PARENT.
517
00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:05,463
OH, I'M JUST FANTASIZING.
518
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,065
BY THE WAY, I'M COLE.
519
00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:07,999
WELCOME TO
MY HUMBLE ESTABLISHMENT.
520
00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:10,702
I'M BAILEY.
521
00:16:10,704 --> 00:16:12,337
AREN'T YOU
A HANDSOME DEVIL?
522
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:13,371
OH, YEAH.
523
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:14,672
WHAT'S YOUR DOG'S NAME?
524
00:16:14,674 --> 00:16:16,207
OH, UH, THIS IS ADAM.
525
00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,343
HE'S ACTUALLY
MY BOYFRIEND'S DOG.
526
00:16:18,345 --> 00:16:19,978
IS ADAM IN THE MARKET
FOR A BROTHER OR SISTER?
527
00:16:19,980 --> 00:16:20,878
YES.
528
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,146
YOU KNOW...
529
00:16:22,148 --> 00:16:24,415
YEAH, MAYBE, NOT RIGHT NOW.
530
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:27,051
WELL, WHEN YOU'RE--
ADAM'S READY--
531
00:16:27,053 --> 00:16:27,986
COME ON BACK.
532
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,153
DOG ADOPTIONS
ARE EVERY SATURDAY.
533
00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,588
OKAY.
534
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:31,622
I WON'T BE ABLE TO HELP IT.
535
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:32,790
THANKS FOR COMING IN.
536
00:16:32,792 --> 00:16:33,858
YOU BET.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
537
00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,860
YOU TOO.
538
00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:38,096
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
539
00:16:39,365 --> 00:16:41,199
OKAY...
540
00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:42,333
[CHUCKLING]
541
00:16:42,335 --> 00:16:43,668
[SIGHING]
542
00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,402
OH, YOU'LL BE BACK.
543
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,371
MOM, I HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
544
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:47,638
WHAT?
545
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:49,107
I'M TALKING ABOUT
TO ADOPT A DOG
546
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,408
WHEN THE TIME
IS RIGHT.
547
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:52,043
YUP, I WILL BE BACK
TO ADOPT A DOG
548
00:16:52,045 --> 00:16:53,011
WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT.
549
00:16:53,013 --> 00:16:54,645
[CHUCKLING]
550
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,080
[CLEARS THROAT
AND SIGHS]
551
00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:03,454
OH, YOU WANT SOME?
552
00:17:03,456 --> 00:17:04,689
[CHUCKLING]
553
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:07,525
YOU MISS YOUR DAD, HUH?
554
00:17:07,527 --> 00:17:09,360
WELL, I CAN'T SAY
I BLAME YOU.
555
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,364
I JUST HOPE HE MISSES US.
556
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:15,833
MM-HMM.
557
00:17:15,835 --> 00:17:17,802
YOU KNOW, I HAVE
AN OBSERVATION TO MAKE
558
00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,270
ABOUT YOUR DAD.
559
00:17:19,272 --> 00:17:23,574
ON THE ONE HAND,
HE'S SWEET, AND HE'S FUN,
560
00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:24,675
AND HE'S ADORABLE.
561
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:27,512
ON THE OTHER,
562
00:17:27,514 --> 00:17:28,746
EVEN WHEN IT SEEMS LIKE
HE'S PAYING ATTENTION,
563
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,082
HE'S NOT.
564
00:17:31,084 --> 00:17:32,784
IT'S LIKE HE'S WAITING
FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO SHOW UP.
565
00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:37,188
I KNOW.
566
00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:38,256
AS LONG AS THERE'S
FOOD IN YOUR BOWL,
567
00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:40,358
WHO CARES, HUH?
568
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:24,669
THANK YOU.
569
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:28,773
MORNING, BEAUTIFUL.
570
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,175
YOU'RE BACK, I SEE.
571
00:18:33,178 --> 00:18:35,113
SORRY I DIDN'T
RETURN YOUR, UH--
572
00:18:35,115 --> 00:18:36,881
WELL, ADAM'S TEXT.
573
00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:39,083
UH, "TEXTS." PLURAL.
574
00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,718
YEAH, LISTEN, IT WAS
AN INSANE WEEKEND.
575
00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:41,686
I MEAN, TOTALLY CRAZY.
576
00:18:41,688 --> 00:18:43,121
OKAY?
577
00:18:43,123 --> 00:18:48,826
YOU'RE REALLY COOKING
IN THOSE HEELS.
578
00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:50,995
LOOK, I MISSED YOU SO MUCH.
579
00:18:51,730 --> 00:18:53,931
HOW'S MY BOY?
580
00:18:55,334 --> 00:18:57,635
HE'S GOOD.
WE HAD A GREAT WEEKEND.
581
00:18:58,570 --> 00:18:59,770
AND...
582
00:19:06,111 --> 00:19:08,246
I MISSED YOU, TOO.
583
00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:11,015
I SO WANT TO KISS YOU
RIGHT NOW.
584
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,150
BUT WE'RE AT SCHOOL.
585
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,620
SAVE IT FOR SATURDAY.
586
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,022
THE PARTY
I TOLD YOU ABOUT?
587
00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,891
-RIGHT.
-OKAY.
588
00:19:19,893 --> 00:19:21,192
YEAH.
589
00:19:21,194 --> 00:19:23,594
NO, GOOD THINGS COME
TO THOSE WHO WAIT, RIGHT?
590
00:19:23,596 --> 00:19:25,329
MM-HMM.
591
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,497
JUST...
592
00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,166
[CHUCKLES]
593
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,142
[LAUGHING]
594
00:19:38,144 --> 00:19:40,678
OH, THIS IS A GREAT SONG.
COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO DANCE.
595
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:41,779
OH, I THINK MAYBE NOT.
596
00:19:41,781 --> 00:19:42,613
MY ANKLE IS STILL
A LITTLE WEIRD.
597
00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,315
BABE, IT'S BEEN TWO WEEKS.
598
00:19:44,317 --> 00:19:46,384
YOU KNOW,
OLD SPORTS INJURIES.
599
00:19:46,386 --> 00:19:48,352
YEAH, I KNOW, I KNOW,
BUT YOU'VE GOTTA BARREL PAST
IT.
600
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:49,754
YOU'VE GOT TO PUSH THOUGH,
YOU'VE GOT TO BE A WINNER.
601
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:52,023
I'M A WINNER.
OKAY, LET'S DANCE!
602
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,090
COME ON!
603
00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,358
[LAUGHING]
604
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,329
COME ON.
605
00:19:58,331 --> 00:19:59,297
SHOW ME HOW IT'S DONE.
606
00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:00,798
[LAUGHING]
607
00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,867
OKAY, HERE WE GO.
ALRIGHT.
608
00:20:02,869 --> 00:20:03,801
[LAUGHING]
609
00:20:03,803 --> 00:20:04,802
I'M GOING TO
TRY AND SPIN YOU.
610
00:20:04,804 --> 00:20:05,870
OKAY.
611
00:20:05,872 --> 00:20:06,904
OH!
612
00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:07,838
WHOA.
613
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,040
[WINCING]
614
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,074
YOU OKAY?
615
00:20:10,076 --> 00:20:10,975
OH, NOT REALLY.
616
00:20:10,977 --> 00:20:12,310
WHAT HAPPENED?
617
00:20:12,312 --> 00:20:13,511
I GUESS IT'S JUST
STILL WEAK.
618
00:20:13,513 --> 00:20:14,645
CAN YOU-- ?
YEAH, THANK YOU.
619
00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,280
YEAH, I'M SORRY.
620
00:20:16,282 --> 00:20:17,381
[WINCING]
621
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,382
OH, MY--
622
00:20:18,384 --> 00:20:20,151
THERE WE GO.
623
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:23,387
ANYTHING I CAN DO?
624
00:20:23,389 --> 00:20:24,322
UH...
625
00:20:24,324 --> 00:20:25,356
OR SAY?
626
00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,925
YEAH. YEAH, SEE IF
THEY HAVE ANY ICE MAYBE?
627
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:28,793
YEAH. YEAH...
628
00:20:28,795 --> 00:20:29,860
OKAY.
629
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:30,861
STAY RIGHT HERE.
630
00:20:30,863 --> 00:20:32,163
[CHUCKLES]
631
00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:34,799
OKAY, I'LL BE HERE.
632
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:35,967
OKAY, I'LL BE
RIGHT BACK.
633
00:20:35,969 --> 00:20:38,569
OKAY.
634
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,471
[SIGHS]
635
00:20:43,375 --> 00:20:44,375
HI.
636
00:20:44,377 --> 00:20:46,177
[GIGGLING] HI.
637
00:20:46,179 --> 00:20:47,211
HOW YOU DOING?
638
00:20:47,213 --> 00:20:48,412
I'M WELL.
HOW ARE YOU?
639
00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:50,248
I WAS LOOKING
FOR SOME ICE.
640
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:54,185
[CHATTING]
641
00:20:54,187 --> 00:20:55,786
SO, SEATTLE, HUH?
642
00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:56,954
I HEARD IT'S PRETTY RAD
THERE,
ACTUALLY.
643
00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:00,591
I KNOW,
IT'S FREEZING,
644
00:21:00,593 --> 00:21:02,159
BUT MY GIRLFRIEND OPENED UP
A NEW DANCE STUDIO,
645
00:21:02,161 --> 00:21:04,662
SO I FIGURED, I WANT TO
HELP HER OUT, YOU KNOW?
646
00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:07,531
BESIDES, I HAVEN'T REALLY
MET ANYONE SPECIAL
647
00:21:07,533 --> 00:21:08,766
TO KEEP ME
AROUND HERE--
648
00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:09,900
WADE...
649
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,069
BALES, HEY.
650
00:21:12,071 --> 00:21:13,337
AND SUSIE.
651
00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,672
UH, BAILEY, SUSIE.
SUSIE, BAILEY.
652
00:21:15,574 --> 00:21:17,008
SERIOUSLY?
653
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,342
I'M WAITING FOR YOU
AND THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE
DOING?
654
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,344
YOU'RE FLIRTING WITH
"RUNNER-UP" OVER HERE?
655
00:21:20,346 --> 00:21:24,048
UH, I SHOULD GO.
656
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:25,983
YEAH, SORRY,
YOU SHOULD GO.
657
00:21:27,319 --> 00:21:28,452
WE WERE JUST TALKING.
658
00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:30,655
YOU'RE SO OVERREACTING ON
THIS.
659
00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:32,423
I'M NOT OVERREACTING.
660
00:21:32,425 --> 00:21:34,292
YOU FLIRT WITH EVERYONE.
661
00:21:34,294 --> 00:21:36,127
YOU THINK I DIDN'T
NOTICE THAT, BUT I DID.
662
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,628
AMBER.
663
00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,596
AND THAT NURSE AT THE 5K,
YOU MADE HER DAY.
664
00:21:38,598 --> 00:21:41,198
OKAY, SO I'M A FRIENDLY GUY.
665
00:21:41,200 --> 00:21:42,500
YOUR DOG IS "FRIENDLY."
666
00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,001
YOU ARE A PLAYER.
667
00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,037
AND I DON'T WANT TO
PLAY ANYMORE.
668
00:21:47,873 --> 00:21:50,374
CAN I GET BY HERE, PLEASE?
669
00:21:53,178 --> 00:21:56,180
[WINCING]
670
00:22:09,261 --> 00:22:11,028
BAILEY, HEY.
671
00:22:11,030 --> 00:22:12,430
HI.
672
00:22:12,432 --> 00:22:13,564
I SAW WHAT
HAPPENED THERE.
673
00:22:13,566 --> 00:22:14,565
I GOT SOME FROZEN PEAS.
674
00:22:14,567 --> 00:22:16,434
OH. PET STORE GUY.
675
00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:17,935
-YEAH.
-HI.
676
00:22:17,937 --> 00:22:19,236
-HEY.
-THANK YOU. OKAY.
677
00:22:19,238 --> 00:22:20,137
PLEASE, SIT DOWN.
678
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:22,039
[WINCING]
679
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:23,908
AND THE THING IS,
680
00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,576
IT WAS JUST NICE
TO BE DATING AGAIN, YOU
KNOW,
681
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:26,644
AND, I CAN'T LIE,
682
00:22:26,646 --> 00:22:28,646
HE WAS EASY
ON THE EYES.
683
00:22:28,648 --> 00:22:30,014
AND I LOVE
HIS DOG, ADAM.
684
00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:31,949
HIS DOG IS SO GREAT.
685
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,218
HE'S SUCH A SWEET GUY.
686
00:22:34,220 --> 00:22:35,553
OKAY, THIS IS BORING.
687
00:22:35,555 --> 00:22:37,221
NO, NOT AT ALL.
688
00:22:37,223 --> 00:22:38,356
[LAUGHING] OKAY.
689
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:39,890
YOU KNOW WHAT
I LOVE ABOUT DOGS?
690
00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:41,325
NOT JUST THAT THEY DON'T
TALK BACK, THERE'S THAT,
691
00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:43,194
BUT THAT THEY'RE SO
ACCEPTING.
692
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:44,895
THEY'RE SO CAPABLE
OF THAT UNCONDITIONAL LOVE
693
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:46,330
THAT'S KIND OF
A SUPERHUMAN TRAIT,
694
00:22:46,332 --> 00:22:47,298
YOU KNOW?
695
00:22:47,300 --> 00:22:48,766
MY MOM SAYS,
696
00:22:48,768 --> 00:22:50,668
"IF YOU CAN FIND A MAN
WHO CAN LOVE YOU LIKE A DOG,
697
00:22:50,670 --> 00:22:51,936
YOU WILL HAVE FOUND
TRUE LOVE,"
698
00:22:51,938 --> 00:22:54,872
WHICH IS... MAYBE WHY
SHE HASN'T FOUND ANYONE
699
00:22:54,874 --> 00:22:58,642
IN THE 10 YEARS
SINCE MY DAD HAS DIED.
700
00:22:58,644 --> 00:23:00,911
ALL RIGHT, I'M SHUTTING UP.
THANK YOU.
701
00:23:00,913 --> 00:23:04,682
I REALLY FEEL MUCH BETTER,
SO THANKS.
702
00:23:04,684 --> 00:23:06,217
HEY, NO PROBLEM.
703
00:23:09,020 --> 00:23:10,221
YOU EVER SEE THAT
WADE CHARACTER AGAIN?
704
00:23:10,223 --> 00:23:12,022
[GROANS]
705
00:23:12,024 --> 00:23:15,226
AT SCHOOL A FEW TIMES,
BUT I PRETTY MUCH IGNORED
HIM.
706
00:23:15,228 --> 00:23:16,994
I TRIED IGNORING LOUIE
FOREVER,
707
00:23:16,996 --> 00:23:18,829
BUT I STILL COULDN'T
GET RID OF HIM.
708
00:23:18,831 --> 00:23:19,797
OH, SO YOU TWO...?
709
00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:20,765
MM-HMM,
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
710
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:22,166
31 YEARS,
711
00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:23,868
ROCKIN' AND SOCKIN'.
712
00:23:23,870 --> 00:23:26,303
YEAH, LIFE'S FULL OF
CRAZY SURPRISES.
713
00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:28,272
YEAH, WELL, THE OPERATIVE
WORD
THERE IS "CRAZY."
714
00:23:29,674 --> 00:23:31,008
YOU NEED TO FINISH YOUR
STORY.
715
00:23:31,010 --> 00:23:32,109
OKAY, SO ABOUT
A MONTH OR SO LATER,
716
00:23:32,111 --> 00:23:33,911
I GET A CALL FROM WADE.
717
00:23:33,913 --> 00:23:36,347
YEAH, SO, YOU KNOW,
TERRY JANSSEN'S COMING BACK,
718
00:23:36,349 --> 00:23:38,349
MY GIG IS UP,
AND I'M THINKING,
719
00:23:38,351 --> 00:23:39,884
"HEY, YOU KNOW,
MAYBE IT'S A SIGN,
720
00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,719
"MAYBE IT'S TIME
TO SHAKE THINGS UP.
721
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:43,254
MOVE SOMEWHERE NEW,
START OVER."
722
00:23:43,256 --> 00:23:45,055
WHAT'S HER NAME?
723
00:23:46,091 --> 00:23:47,191
SUSIE.
724
00:23:47,193 --> 00:23:48,859
WAIT, "RUNNER-UP"
FROM THE PARTY?
725
00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:50,694
YEAH. YEAH, THAT'S HER.
726
00:23:50,696 --> 00:23:52,730
"KILL ME NOW," SHE SAID.
727
00:23:52,732 --> 00:23:54,198
OH, SUSIE'S ACTUALLY
A REALLY NICE GIRL,
728
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:56,500
AND SHE THOUGHT
THAT YOU WERE VERY PRETTY.
729
00:23:56,502 --> 00:23:58,669
REMIND ME TO SEND HER
A THANK YOU NOTE.
730
00:23:58,671 --> 00:24:00,104
ANYWAY, SHE'S MOVING
TO SEATTLE,
731
00:24:00,106 --> 00:24:01,272
AND I'M GOING WITH HER,
SO I FIGURE, "HEY,
732
00:24:01,274 --> 00:24:02,540
THEY TEACH GYM
EVERYWHERE, RIGHT?"
733
00:24:02,542 --> 00:24:03,741
IS GYM REALLY SOMETHING
YOU TEACH,
734
00:24:03,743 --> 00:24:05,242
OR IS IT MORE
JUST A STATE OF MIND?
735
00:24:05,244 --> 00:24:06,644
ANYWAY, SUSIE'S GETTING
AN APARTMENT,
736
00:24:06,646 --> 00:24:08,078
THEY'RE NOT ALLOWED
TO HAVE PETS THERE,
737
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:09,046
AND I THOUGHT, YEAH, I
DIDN'T
WANT TO SHOW UP WITH ADAM,
738
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:10,881
YOU KNOW, AND IT BE
ALL AWKWARD, SO--
739
00:24:10,883 --> 00:24:12,450
SAY NO MORE.
740
00:24:12,452 --> 00:24:13,684
I'M HAPPY TO ADOPT HIM.
741
00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:15,719
YES.
742
00:24:15,721 --> 00:24:16,687
ALL RIGHT, BUD.
743
00:24:16,689 --> 00:24:17,788
THIS IS YOUR NEW HOME, 'KAY?
744
00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:18,989
COME ON.
745
00:24:20,192 --> 00:24:21,692
SEE?
746
00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:22,827
GIVE ME HIS STUFF.
747
00:24:24,229 --> 00:24:25,463
THANK YOU, BALES.
748
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,064
I KNEW YOU'D SAY YES.
749
00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:28,999
YEAH, OF COURSE, YOU DID.
750
00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,401
BYE.
751
00:24:31,236 --> 00:24:33,804
AND THAT IS
HOW I GOT ADAM,
752
00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:35,706
THE FIRST OF
THE THREE LOVES OF MY LIFE.
753
00:24:35,708 --> 00:24:37,675
BUT THAT DOESN'T EXPLAIN
HOW YOU ENDED UP HERE,
754
00:24:37,677 --> 00:24:39,109
IN THAT DRESS,
755
00:24:39,111 --> 00:24:40,010
ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS?
756
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:41,178
PLEASE, LOUIE, GEEZ,
757
00:24:41,180 --> 00:24:42,980
WOULD YOU JUST
LET THE GIRL FINISH?
758
00:24:44,349 --> 00:24:45,449
SORRY, BAILEY, YOU GO AHEAD.
759
00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:46,684
[CLEARS THROAT]
760
00:24:46,686 --> 00:24:47,985
WELL, AS GREAT AS ADAM WAS,
761
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,587
HE CLEARLY NEEDED
SOME DISCIPLINE.
762
00:24:49,589 --> 00:24:50,654
MM.
763
00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:52,056
ADAM, DOWN.
764
00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:53,591
BUDDY. ADAM.
765
00:24:53,593 --> 00:24:55,526
GET DOWN.
766
00:24:55,528 --> 00:24:56,694
SOMEBODY'S GOT
A MIND OF HIS OWN.
767
00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:57,995
YEAH, HE JUST HAS TO LEARN
768
00:24:57,997 --> 00:24:58,963
HE CAN'T GO AFTER
EVERYTHING HE SEES.
769
00:24:58,965 --> 00:25:01,765
KIND OF LIKE HIS EX-DAD.
770
00:25:01,767 --> 00:25:03,300
YEAH.
771
00:25:03,302 --> 00:25:04,368
YEAH.
772
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:06,837
OH.
773
00:25:06,839 --> 00:25:08,839
ACTUALLY,
EXACTLY LIKE HIS EX-DAD.
774
00:25:08,841 --> 00:25:09,740
[CHUCKLING]
775
00:25:09,742 --> 00:25:11,108
ADAM!
776
00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:13,878
[LAUGHING] OH, WOW.
777
00:25:15,614 --> 00:25:16,680
HI.
778
00:25:16,682 --> 00:25:17,581
THIS IS ADAM.
779
00:25:17,583 --> 00:25:18,883
COME ON, BUDDY,
COME HERE.
780
00:25:18,885 --> 00:25:19,884
OH, WOW.
781
00:25:19,886 --> 00:25:21,185
THANKS.
782
00:25:21,187 --> 00:25:23,988
YOU KNOW, BALES,
I'VE GOTTA SAY,
783
00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:26,357
I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT
WADE WAS FOR YOU.
784
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,491
YEAH. OKAY.
785
00:25:27,493 --> 00:25:29,293
I KNOW, BUT
I LEARNED FROM IT.
786
00:25:29,295 --> 00:25:31,028
WHAT?
787
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,364
THAT FUN AND CUTE
IS NOT ALL THERE IS.
788
00:25:33,366 --> 00:25:34,665
THAT, YOU KNOW,
789
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:36,834
HONESTY AND LOYALTY
COME FIRST.
790
00:25:36,836 --> 00:25:38,369
AND, WHILE WE'RE AT IT,
791
00:25:38,371 --> 00:25:40,604
MAYBE A LITTLE MORE DEPTH,
792
00:25:40,606 --> 00:25:41,972
A LITTLE MORE INTELLECT.
793
00:25:41,974 --> 00:25:45,442
WELL, I WAS INVITED
TO AN ART OPENING NEXT WEEK.
794
00:25:45,444 --> 00:25:46,577
TRAVIS IS COMING.
795
00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:47,578
SHOULD BE CRAWLING
796
00:25:47,580 --> 00:25:49,146
WITH THE DEEP AND THE
BRAINY.
797
00:25:49,148 --> 00:25:50,481
WE SHOULD GO.
798
00:25:50,483 --> 00:25:51,682
OKAY, GOOD.
799
00:25:57,489 --> 00:25:58,322
WHICH ONE'S
YOUR FAVORITE HERE?
800
00:25:58,324 --> 00:26:00,257
OH, UM, YEAH,
I DON'T KNOW.
801
00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:01,292
THEY'RE ALL
PRETTY UNIQUE.
802
00:26:01,294 --> 00:26:02,826
UM, WHAT'S YOURS?
803
00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:05,329
WELL, SINCE
I'M A STRICT DISCIPLE
804
00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:07,064
OF BOTH ABSTRACT
EXPRESSIONISM
805
00:26:07,066 --> 00:26:09,867
AND FANTASTIC REALISM,
806
00:26:09,869 --> 00:26:14,405
I PREFER THE INK WASHES
AND MEZZOTINTS.
807
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,574
YOU?
808
00:26:17,642 --> 00:26:18,642
WHO WANTS
CHAMPAGNE?
809
00:26:18,644 --> 00:26:20,377
I'M IN.
810
00:26:20,379 --> 00:26:23,614
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME
FOR JUST ONE MOMENT.
811
00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:25,416
[CLEARS THROAT]
812
00:26:25,418 --> 00:26:26,617
THANK YOU.
813
00:26:26,619 --> 00:26:28,385
THAT WAS FAST.
814
00:26:28,387 --> 00:26:29,987
HMM...
815
00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:32,623
I WANT SOMEONE SMART,
NOT INCOMPREHENSIBLE.
816
00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:33,891
DID YOU HEAR THAT?
817
00:26:33,893 --> 00:26:35,593
THAT'S FUNNY,
BECAUSE, NORMALLY, IT'S MEN
818
00:26:35,595 --> 00:26:36,961
WHO FIND THAT WOMEN
ARE HARD TO UNDERSTAND.
819
00:26:36,963 --> 00:26:38,729
MAYBE IF THEY JUST
PAID ATTENTION.
820
00:26:38,731 --> 00:26:40,898
IS THAT A CRACK ABOUT US
NOT GETTING MARRIED,
821
00:26:40,900 --> 00:26:42,433
BECAUSE IF IT IS,
I KEEP TELLING YOU,
822
00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:45,269
IF IT'S NOT BROKEN,
WHY BREAK IT?
823
00:26:45,271 --> 00:26:46,103
HOW-HOW TO--
824
00:26:46,105 --> 00:26:47,237
SEE?
825
00:26:47,239 --> 00:26:48,072
IT MAKES SENSE.
826
00:26:48,074 --> 00:26:49,039
YEAH.
827
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,207
I HOPE THAT'S
RHETORICAL,
828
00:26:50,209 --> 00:26:52,076
AND ON BEHALF OF WOMEN
EVERYWHERE--
829
00:26:58,383 --> 00:26:59,383
LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?
830
00:27:00,885 --> 00:27:02,786
UM... YES.
831
00:27:02,788 --> 00:27:05,089
I LIKE YOUR SCARF?
832
00:27:05,091 --> 00:27:07,358
[LAUGHS] THANKS.
833
00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:08,692
BUT I MEANT THE ART.
834
00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:11,128
I'M SO GLAD
YOU MEANT THE ART.
835
00:27:11,130 --> 00:27:12,196
[LAUGHS]
836
00:27:12,198 --> 00:27:15,699
UM, THE ART IS...
837
00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:18,369
UH, WHAT'S THE WORD
FOR IT?
838
00:27:18,371 --> 00:27:19,503
PRETENTIOUS?
839
00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:21,105
OH, THAT MIGHT WORK.
840
00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:22,406
YEAH.
841
00:27:22,408 --> 00:27:24,074
ARE YOU AN ARTIST?
842
00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:26,677
YES, UH, BUT NOT
THIS KIND.
843
00:27:26,679 --> 00:27:27,878
WORDS ARE MY CANVAS.
844
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:30,014
OH, A WRITER. MM-HMM.
845
00:27:30,016 --> 00:27:31,181
PLAYWRIGHT, TO BE EXACT.
846
00:27:31,183 --> 00:27:32,416
MM-HMM.
847
00:27:32,418 --> 00:27:33,884
I'M JONATHAN.
JONATHAN MITCHELL.
848
00:27:33,886 --> 00:27:36,553
BAILEY.
BAILEY DALEY.
849
00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:38,922
HOW ALLITERATIVE.
850
00:27:38,924 --> 00:27:43,627
UM... NO, THAT WOULD BE
"BAILEY BALEY."
851
00:27:43,629 --> 00:27:44,561
YES...
852
00:27:44,563 --> 00:27:46,096
OR "DAILEY DALEY."
853
00:27:46,098 --> 00:27:47,064
...IDIOT.
854
00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:47,898
NO, NO, I'M SO SORRY.
855
00:27:47,900 --> 00:27:49,733
I'M AN ENGLISH
TEACHER, SO...
856
00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:50,801
AN ENGLISH TEACHER?
857
00:27:50,803 --> 00:27:52,803
YEAH.
[CLEARS THROAT]
858
00:27:52,805 --> 00:27:54,338
LISTEN, UH...
859
00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:56,640
I NEED TO GET BACK
TO MY FRIENDS, BUT...
860
00:27:56,642 --> 00:28:00,711
OKAY.
861
00:28:00,713 --> 00:28:01,879
ARE YOU KIDDING?
862
00:28:01,881 --> 00:28:02,913
I-I LOVE JAZZ.
863
00:28:02,915 --> 00:28:05,215
I'M A JAZZ... NUT.
864
00:28:05,217 --> 00:28:05,883
YEAH?
865
00:28:05,885 --> 00:28:06,817
YEAH.
866
00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,419
SUPERB.
867
00:28:08,421 --> 00:28:10,020
DO YOU WANT TO CATCH THE
SHOW
ON FRIDAY NIGHT
868
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:10,988
AT THE BAKERY?
869
00:28:10,990 --> 00:28:12,322
I WOULD LOVE TO.
870
00:28:12,324 --> 00:28:13,657
WHICH BAKERY?
871
00:28:14,559 --> 00:28:16,126
Y-YOU KNOW, "THE" BAKERY--
872
00:28:16,128 --> 00:28:17,461
THE JAZZ BAKERY.
873
00:28:17,463 --> 00:28:20,297
OH. YES, THE JAZZ...
CLUB THAT I LOVE.
874
00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:21,365
ON CRESCENT.
875
00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,299
YES.
876
00:28:22,301 --> 00:28:23,801
THE SHOW STARTS AT 9:00.
877
00:28:23,803 --> 00:28:25,169
OKAY.
878
00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:26,537
FRIDAY NIGHT, THEN.
879
00:28:26,539 --> 00:28:28,739
FRIDAY NIGHT, THEN.
880
00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:32,443
[SQUEAKING IN EXCITEMENT]
881
00:28:32,445 --> 00:28:34,344
YES.
882
00:28:34,346 --> 00:28:36,980
SO, I ALSO NEED TO LEARN
EVERYTHING I CAN ABOUT JAZZ
883
00:28:36,982 --> 00:28:38,315
BETWEEN NOW AND FRIDAY.
884
00:28:38,317 --> 00:28:39,283
YEAH. JAZZ.
885
00:28:39,285 --> 00:28:39,917
MM-HMM, MM-HMM.
886
00:28:39,919 --> 00:28:40,851
JAZZ NUT.
887
00:28:40,853 --> 00:28:41,785
YOU HEARD THAT?
888
00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:42,753
[LAUGHING]
889
00:28:42,755 --> 00:28:43,787
WHAT WERE YOU
THINKING?
890
00:28:51,229 --> 00:28:55,499
MILES DAVIS, STAN GETZ,
DAVE BRUBECK?
891
00:28:55,501 --> 00:28:58,535
WHEN DID YOU BECOME
A FAN OF JAZZ?
892
00:28:58,537 --> 00:29:00,337
JUST NOW.
893
00:29:00,339 --> 00:29:03,207
IT'S A LITTLE CRASH COURSE
BEFORE MY DATE WITH
JONATHAN.
894
00:29:03,209 --> 00:29:04,775
I SEE.
895
00:29:04,777 --> 00:29:06,677
WHAT WILL YOU PLAY THEM ON,
YOUR IMAGINARY TURNTABLE?
896
00:29:07,445 --> 00:29:10,347
OKAY, SO...
897
00:29:10,349 --> 00:29:12,216
IT'S KIND OF JUST FOR SHOW.
898
00:29:12,218 --> 00:29:13,984
I JUST, I WANT TO
HAVE THEM.
899
00:29:13,986 --> 00:29:16,186
IT'S VERY HIP AND
INTELLIGENT.
900
00:29:16,188 --> 00:29:17,387
WELL, IN CASE
YOU FORGOT,
901
00:29:17,389 --> 00:29:18,989
YOU'RE ALREADY
A VERY INTELLIGENT WOMAN.
902
00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:20,257
YES, MOM.
903
00:29:20,259 --> 00:29:21,725
YOU TELL ME TO BE
OPEN TO NEW THINGS?
904
00:29:21,727 --> 00:29:23,026
I'M OPEN TO NEW THINGS.
905
00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:24,128
JAZZ!
906
00:29:24,130 --> 00:29:25,696
MM-HMM.
907
00:29:27,699 --> 00:29:28,766
JOHN COLTRANE,
908
00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:30,334
IF YOU REALLY WANT
TO IMPRESS HIM.
909
00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:32,202
OH, LISTEN TO YOU.
910
00:29:32,204 --> 00:29:34,271
[CHUCKLES RUEFULLY]
OH, I WISH YOU WOULD.
911
00:29:37,909 --> 00:29:40,911
WOW! THAT WAS SUBLIME.
912
00:29:40,913 --> 00:29:42,846
YEAH.
913
00:29:42,848 --> 00:29:44,214
YOU KNOW, I DON'T
MEET MANY WOMEN
914
00:29:44,216 --> 00:29:45,182
THAT ARE INTO JAZZ.
915
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,251
I DON'T MEET MANY MEN
916
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:50,187
WHO USE
THE WORD "SUBLIME."
917
00:29:50,189 --> 00:29:52,990
YOU WANT TO GO
SOMEWHERE FOR A DRINK?
918
00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:54,992
SURE.
919
00:29:54,994 --> 00:29:56,693
OKAY.
920
00:29:56,695 --> 00:29:57,661
AND... GO.
921
00:29:57,663 --> 00:29:58,896
WHOA!
922
00:29:58,898 --> 00:30:00,998
GOOD BOY.
WELL DONE, MATE.
923
00:30:01,000 --> 00:30:02,966
WOW, YOU TWO
ARE GETTING ALONG.
924
00:30:02,968 --> 00:30:03,967
DON'T TAKE IT
PERSONALLY, THOUGH,
925
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:05,002
HE LIKES EVERYONE.
926
00:30:05,004 --> 00:30:07,371
ADAM SHOULD MEET EVE.
927
00:30:07,373 --> 00:30:08,772
UH, METAPHORICALLY
SPEAKING?
928
00:30:08,774 --> 00:30:09,840
NO, EVE.
929
00:30:09,842 --> 00:30:11,141
MY DOG.
930
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,577
YOU HAVE A DOG NAMED EVE?
931
00:30:13,579 --> 00:30:14,778
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
932
00:30:14,780 --> 00:30:15,879
WHAT ARE THE ODDS OF THAT?
933
00:30:15,881 --> 00:30:17,147
WELL, CHEERS
934
00:30:17,149 --> 00:30:18,549
TO ADAM AND EVE.
935
00:30:18,551 --> 00:30:19,516
CHEERS.
936
00:30:19,518 --> 00:30:20,350
[LAUGHS]
937
00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:21,752
SHE'S A GOOD GIRL.
938
00:30:21,754 --> 00:30:24,087
EVE CAN BE
A BIT MOODY.
939
00:30:24,089 --> 00:30:26,323
KIND OF GOES
HER OWN WAY, YOU KNOW?
940
00:30:26,325 --> 00:30:29,193
WELL, I ADORE ALL DOGS,
SO I'M HAPPY TO MEET HER.
941
00:30:30,395 --> 00:30:31,428
[CLEARS THROAT
AWKWARDLY]
942
00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:33,330
MILES, BRUBECK,
943
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:35,732
COLTRANE.
944
00:30:35,734 --> 00:30:37,134
CLASSIC.
945
00:30:37,136 --> 00:30:38,802
[LAUGHS]
946
00:30:38,804 --> 00:30:39,870
YEAH. I MEAN, RIGHT?
947
00:30:39,872 --> 00:30:41,738
IT JUST DOESN'T GET ANY
BETTER.
948
00:30:41,740 --> 00:30:43,473
AND ON VINYL NO LESS.
949
00:30:43,475 --> 00:30:44,541
VERY COOL.
950
00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:45,809
WHERE'S YOUR TURNTABLE?
951
00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:47,811
LET'S GIVE THEM A SPIN.
952
00:30:47,813 --> 00:30:50,347
UM, MY, UH, TURNTABLE...
953
00:30:50,349 --> 00:30:52,015
JUST COMPLETELY DIED LAST
WEEK.
954
00:30:52,017 --> 00:30:53,317
IT'S BEING FIXED.
955
00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:54,384
AH, WELL, A SHAME.
956
00:30:54,386 --> 00:30:55,352
ANOTHER TIME.
957
00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:56,420
YEAH.
958
00:30:58,256 --> 00:30:59,323
SALINGER,
959
00:30:59,325 --> 00:31:01,425
BRONTE, DICKENS...
960
00:31:01,427 --> 00:31:03,160
YES, AS YOU KNOW,
I TEACH LITERATURE, SO...
961
00:31:03,162 --> 00:31:04,161
VERY COOL.
962
00:31:04,163 --> 00:31:05,596
[CHUCKLES]
963
00:31:05,598 --> 00:31:07,898
BUT I KIND OF DIG
THE TOUGHER STUFF,
964
00:31:07,900 --> 00:31:09,933
THOMAS PYNCHON,
JAMES JOYCE,
965
00:31:09,935 --> 00:31:11,935
MARCEL PROUST.
966
00:31:11,937 --> 00:31:13,704
TALK ABOUT DEEP.
967
00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:14,838
SO DEEP.
968
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,874
YOU'VE READ PROUST, RIGHT?
969
00:31:16,876 --> 00:31:18,675
WHAT AM I SAYING?
[CHUCKLES]
970
00:31:18,677 --> 00:31:20,177
YOU TEACH LITERATURE.
971
00:31:20,179 --> 00:31:21,578
OF COURSE, YOU HAVE.
972
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:23,280
I'M ACHING TO KNOW
WHERE YOU STAND
973
00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:25,182
ON "IN SEARCH OF
LOST TIME."
974
00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:28,018
IT'S SUCH A HUGE
CONVERSATION.
975
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:31,221
WHY DON'T WE JUST
SAVE IT FOR NEXT TIME?
976
00:31:49,274 --> 00:31:50,207
PROUST?
977
00:31:50,209 --> 00:31:52,109
YOU'RE KIDDING.
978
00:31:52,111 --> 00:31:53,310
IT'S AMAZING.
979
00:31:53,312 --> 00:31:54,211
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I'VE NEVER READ IT BEFORE.
980
00:31:54,213 --> 00:31:55,545
HMM.
981
00:31:55,547 --> 00:31:57,080
PAGE FIVE.
982
00:31:57,082 --> 00:31:59,349
YOU'RE REALLY
RIPPING THROUGH IT.
983
00:31:59,351 --> 00:32:00,951
IT'S ONE OF THE MOST
IMPORTANT
LITERARY WORKS
984
00:32:00,953 --> 00:32:02,486
OF THE 20th CENTURY, SO
I'M...
985
00:32:02,488 --> 00:32:07,357
SAID THE TALL, HOT
PLAYWRIGHT
WITH THE DREAMY ACCENT.
986
00:32:07,359 --> 00:32:09,860
HE'S ALSO
A REALLY GOOD KISSER.
987
00:32:09,862 --> 00:32:10,961
HMM.
988
00:32:10,963 --> 00:32:12,362
KEEP READING.
989
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:14,131
[CHUCKLING]
990
00:32:14,133 --> 00:32:15,432
OH!
991
00:32:15,434 --> 00:32:16,733
I WANT TO INVITE JONATHAN
OVER TO MOM'S
992
00:32:16,735 --> 00:32:18,402
FOR SUNDAY DINNER.
993
00:32:18,404 --> 00:32:20,971
YOU AND TRAVIS
WILL BE THERE, YES?
994
00:32:20,973 --> 00:32:22,539
DON'T YOU THINK
YOU SHOULD GO THROUGH
995
00:32:22,541 --> 00:32:24,908
A FEW MORE CHAPTERS FIRST?
996
00:32:24,910 --> 00:32:27,177
AND I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT THE BOOK.
997
00:32:27,179 --> 00:32:28,278
IT'LL BE FUN.
998
00:32:28,280 --> 00:32:29,246
I JUST WANT HIM
TO MEET YOU GUYS.
999
00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:30,580
OKAY.
1000
00:32:30,582 --> 00:32:32,716
'KAY.
1001
00:32:33,851 --> 00:32:35,919
YOU ALL RIGHT?
1002
00:32:35,921 --> 00:32:37,087
YEAH.
1003
00:32:37,089 --> 00:32:38,355
I'M JUST
A LITTLE WORRIED
1004
00:32:38,357 --> 00:32:40,857
ABOUT THE ENDING
OF MY NEW PLAY.
1005
00:32:40,859 --> 00:32:42,492
DOES IT WORK? NOT WORK?
1006
00:32:42,494 --> 00:32:44,094
I MEAN, THE REST
IS PRETTY GREAT,
1007
00:32:44,096 --> 00:32:45,562
EVEN IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF.
1008
00:32:45,564 --> 00:32:47,097
[LAUGHS]
1009
00:32:47,099 --> 00:32:49,900
WELL, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO
IF YOU'D LET ME READ IT.
1010
00:32:49,902 --> 00:32:53,170
THANKS, BUT I'D RATHER
YOU HEARD IT FRESH.
1011
00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:56,306
YOU KNOW, FOR THE FIRST TIME
AT THE STAGED READING NEXT
WEEK.
1012
00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,708
IT'S A WRITER THING.
1013
00:32:57,710 --> 00:32:59,810
OKAY, WELL,
I'M SURE IT'S BRILLIANT,
1014
00:32:59,812 --> 00:33:01,945
INCLUDING THE ENDING.
1015
00:33:01,947 --> 00:33:03,380
WELL, HERE'S HOPING.
1016
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:04,614
[CHUCKLES]
1017
00:33:06,017 --> 00:33:07,451
HEY, SPEAKING
OF BRILLIANT,
1018
00:33:07,453 --> 00:33:09,720
ARE YOU READY
TO RAP ABOUT PROUST?
1019
00:33:09,722 --> 00:33:12,723
YOU KNOW, I AM RE-READING
"IN SEARCH OF LOST TIME,"
1020
00:33:12,725 --> 00:33:15,125
AND... [SIGHS]
IT'S INCREDIBLE.
1021
00:33:15,127 --> 00:33:16,760
WHICH VOLUME ARE YOU ON?
1022
00:33:18,563 --> 00:33:19,763
THE FIRST.
1023
00:33:19,765 --> 00:33:21,531
OKAY.
1024
00:33:21,533 --> 00:33:25,235
OKAY, WELL, WE'LL WAIT UNTIL
YOU'VE REVISITED ALL SEVEN,
1025
00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:26,903
AND THEN WE'LL GO AT IT,
1026
00:33:26,905 --> 00:33:28,105
YOU KNOW, PAGE BY PAGE.
1027
00:33:28,107 --> 00:33:30,207
[CLEARS THROAT AWKWARDLY]
1028
00:33:31,776 --> 00:33:33,410
WOULD YOU LIKE TO
COME OVER FOR DINNER
1029
00:33:33,412 --> 00:33:35,379
AT MY MOM'S HOUSE ON SUNDAY?
1030
00:33:35,381 --> 00:33:36,680
IT'S KIND OF A WEEKLY RITUAL
WITH MY FRIENDS.
1031
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,815
AND I WANT
TO MEET EVE.
1032
00:33:38,817 --> 00:33:44,154
UNLESS YOU HAVE PLANS.
IT'S...
1033
00:33:44,156 --> 00:33:45,255
I'M NOT ALL THAT BIG ON...
1034
00:33:45,257 --> 00:33:48,692
RITUAL.
1035
00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:50,260
BUT, SURE...
1036
00:33:50,262 --> 00:33:51,361
[CHUCKLES]
1037
00:33:52,497 --> 00:33:54,765
IF IT MEANS SPENDING
IT WITH YOU.
1038
00:33:54,767 --> 00:33:56,700
[CHUCKLES]
OKAY, GOOD.
1039
00:33:58,369 --> 00:34:01,004
ADAM AND EVE
SURE ARE GETTING ALONG.
1040
00:34:01,006 --> 00:34:02,706
JONATHAN, HOW DO YOU
LIKE YOUR ROAST BEEF,
1041
00:34:02,708 --> 00:34:04,474
MEDIUM OR RARE?
1042
00:34:04,476 --> 00:34:05,675
MOM, JONATHAN'S
VEGETARIAN.
1043
00:34:05,677 --> 00:34:07,177
OH.
1044
00:34:07,179 --> 00:34:08,512
YOU KNOW WHAT,
1045
00:34:08,514 --> 00:34:09,746
I CAN GRILL YOU UP SOME
SALMON?
I DO HAVE SOME FROZEN.
1046
00:34:09,748 --> 00:34:12,649
PRETTY SURE
FISH IS AN ANIMAL.
1047
00:34:12,651 --> 00:34:14,351
NO, SOME VEGETARIANS
DO EAT FISH, DON'T THEY?
1048
00:34:14,353 --> 00:34:16,186
PESCATARIANS EAT FISH.
1049
00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:17,954
OKAY. YOU'RE THE TEACHER.
1050
00:34:17,956 --> 00:34:19,456
RICE AND SALAD
WILL BE JUST FINE.
1051
00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:20,357
THANK YOU.
1052
00:34:20,359 --> 00:34:21,358
OKAY.
1053
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,392
WHEN IT COMES
TO VEGETABLES,
1054
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:23,593
NOTHING BEATS
DINA'S CANDIED CARROTS.
1055
00:34:23,595 --> 00:34:24,694
THEY'RE AMAZING.
1056
00:34:24,696 --> 00:34:27,597
YEAH, I TRY TO
AVOID SUGAR, TOO.
1057
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:28,799
BUT I WILL TAKE A ROLL.
1058
00:34:29,667 --> 00:34:31,501
GO CRAZY, PAL.
1059
00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:36,206
JONATHAN, TELL EVERYONE
ABOUT YOUR NEW PLAY.
1060
00:34:36,208 --> 00:34:37,140
OH, YES.
1061
00:34:37,142 --> 00:34:38,241
SO EXCITING.
1062
00:34:38,243 --> 00:34:40,110
WELL, IT'S CALLED
"SUFFER TIME."
1063
00:34:40,112 --> 00:34:41,311
I'M SORRY?
1064
00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:43,814
-"SUFFER TIME."
-"SUFFER TIME."
1065
00:34:43,816 --> 00:34:44,948
OKAY, UH...
1066
00:34:44,950 --> 00:34:46,016
WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
1067
00:34:46,018 --> 00:34:49,886
WELL, UH, DASHED HOPES,
LOST DREAMS,
1068
00:34:49,888 --> 00:34:51,621
UNREQUITED LOVE.
1069
00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:53,390
SO IT'S A COMEDY?
1070
00:34:53,392 --> 00:34:56,793
[LAUGHTER]
1071
00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:59,229
YOU KNOW, I'D REALLY
RATHER NOT DISCUSS IT,
1072
00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:00,263
IF THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
1073
00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:01,565
OH, YEAH.
1074
00:35:01,567 --> 00:35:02,966
WELL, EVERYTHING
LOOKS LOVELY, MOM.
1075
00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:04,634
IT'S SUPER,
AS USUAL, DINA.
1076
00:35:04,636 --> 00:35:06,970
HEY, JONATHAN, AFTER
WE'RE DONE EATING,
1077
00:35:06,972 --> 00:35:08,438
DO YOU WANT TO WATCH
SOME FOOTBALL?
1078
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:09,840
I THINK MICHIGAN'S GONNA
CRUSH PENN STATE!
1079
00:35:09,842 --> 00:35:12,109
AMERICAN FOOTBALL'S
A LITTLE RAH-RAH FOR ME,
1080
00:35:12,111 --> 00:35:14,778
BUT, HEY, ENJOY.
1081
00:35:18,883 --> 00:35:20,851
I HOPE JONATHAN
ENJOYED HIMSELF.
1082
00:35:20,853 --> 00:35:22,486
HE SEEMS A LITTLE...
1083
00:35:22,488 --> 00:35:23,887
SERIOUS.
1084
00:35:23,889 --> 00:35:26,256
NO, HE'S JUST DEEPER
THAN MOST GUYS.
1085
00:35:26,258 --> 00:35:27,657
AND HE HAD A GREAT TIME,
I PROMISE.
1086
00:35:27,659 --> 00:35:28,892
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
1087
00:35:28,894 --> 00:35:30,494
YOU HARDLY TOUCHED
YOUR ROAST BEEF.
1088
00:35:30,496 --> 00:35:31,661
I TOLD YOU,
EVERYTHING WAS DELICIOUS.
1089
00:35:31,663 --> 00:35:32,996
I'M JUST TRYING TO BE--
1090
00:35:32,998 --> 00:35:35,098
TRYING TO BE CONSIDERATE
OF YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND.
1091
00:35:35,100 --> 00:35:36,299
DID YOU KNOW
1092
00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:37,901
VEGETARIANS CAN LIVE
EIGHT YEARS LONGER
1093
00:35:37,903 --> 00:35:39,269
THAN MEAT-EATERS?
1094
00:35:39,271 --> 00:35:41,738
DOESN'T MATTER IF A GUY
LIVES
TO BE A HUNDRED
1095
00:35:41,740 --> 00:35:42,939
IF HE ISN'T FOR YOU.
1096
00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:44,941
WELL, WHAT IF
HE IS FOR ME?
1097
00:35:44,943 --> 00:35:46,910
LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING
IS JUST...
1098
00:35:46,912 --> 00:35:48,578
WATCH OUT FOR
THOSE KIND OF...
1099
00:35:48,580 --> 00:35:51,848
COMPLICATED ONES,
OKAY, HONEY?
1100
00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:53,350
OKAY.
1101
00:35:53,352 --> 00:35:55,018
ADAM...
1102
00:35:56,387 --> 00:35:58,855
LOOK WHAT I HAVE
FOR YOU.
1103
00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:00,457
THERE'S A GOOD BOY.
1104
00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:02,159
LOOK WHAT I HAVE FOR YOU!
WANT ME TO PACK THIS UP?
1105
00:36:02,161 --> 00:36:04,528
YES, PLEASE.
1106
00:36:07,532 --> 00:36:09,032
THANK YOU.
1107
00:36:12,036 --> 00:36:14,437
OUR FATE CHOOSES US.
1108
00:36:14,439 --> 00:36:16,339
IT'S NOT AS EASY
AS ALL THAT, TOM.
1109
00:36:16,341 --> 00:36:18,808
IT'S AS EASY OR AS HARD
AS YOU MAKE IT,
1110
00:36:18,810 --> 00:36:21,378
WOULDN'T YOU SAY?
1111
00:36:21,380 --> 00:36:24,114
I WOULD SAY WE'RE
JUST LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.
1112
00:36:24,116 --> 00:36:26,616
OR ARE WE?
1113
00:36:26,618 --> 00:36:28,218
LUCKY?
1114
00:36:28,220 --> 00:36:30,253
NO... ALIVE.
1115
00:36:33,991 --> 00:36:36,326
[HESITANT APPLAUSE]
1116
00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:56,913
JONATHAN, HEY.
1117
00:36:56,915 --> 00:36:58,515
YOU HATED IT,
DIDN'T YOU?
1118
00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,217
NO, I DIDN'T.
1119
00:37:00,219 --> 00:37:01,384
IT WAS... STUNNING.
1120
00:37:01,386 --> 00:37:03,720
OH, SAVE IT, BAILEY.
1121
00:37:03,722 --> 00:37:05,789
IT STANK.
1122
00:37:05,791 --> 00:37:07,524
YOU KNOW IT, I KNOW IT,
1123
00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:09,559
THEY CERTAINLY KNOW IT.
1124
00:37:09,561 --> 00:37:10,694
YOU'RE BEING
WAY TOO HARD ON YOURSELF.
1125
00:37:10,696 --> 00:37:12,696
YOU SHOULD BE PROUD, YOU
KNOW?
1126
00:37:12,698 --> 00:37:15,498
YOU REALLY--YOU REALLY
ACCOMPLISHED SOMETHING.
1127
00:37:15,500 --> 00:37:16,433
SERIOUSLY?
1128
00:37:16,435 --> 00:37:18,501
SERIOUSLY.
1129
00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:21,304
YOU KNOW, YOU MADE
SOMETHING...
1130
00:37:21,306 --> 00:37:24,307
SO... SPECIAL.
1131
00:37:24,309 --> 00:37:26,009
YOU'RE RIGHT.
1132
00:37:26,011 --> 00:37:28,645
IT PROBABLY JUST NEEDS
A LITTLE BIT OF WORK.
1133
00:37:28,647 --> 00:37:29,946
YEAH.
1134
00:37:29,948 --> 00:37:31,314
MAYBE...
1135
00:37:31,316 --> 00:37:33,183
FILL IN A FEW GAPS,
CLEAN UP SOME DIALOGUE,
1136
00:37:33,185 --> 00:37:35,185
MAYBE EVEN TRIM A SCENE OR
TWO.
1137
00:37:35,187 --> 00:37:38,555
TRIM. TRIM, TRIM AWAY, YEAH.
1138
00:37:38,557 --> 00:37:39,856
YOU KNOW, LESS IS MORE.
1139
00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:43,627
THAT'S WHAT I TELL MY
STUDENTS.
1140
00:37:43,629 --> 00:37:44,661
THANKS, BAILEY!
1141
00:37:46,297 --> 00:37:49,199
LESS REALLY IS MORE.
1142
00:37:50,368 --> 00:37:52,135
HEY.
1143
00:37:52,137 --> 00:37:53,003
OH.
1144
00:37:53,005 --> 00:37:54,404
CHEERS.
1145
00:37:54,406 --> 00:37:55,405
[CLINKING GLASSES]
1146
00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:56,339
TO TRIMMING.
1147
00:37:56,341 --> 00:37:58,408
AND GENIUS.
1148
00:37:58,410 --> 00:37:59,476
[SIGHING]
1149
00:37:59,478 --> 00:38:01,044
SO IT WAS
REALLY THAT BAD?
1150
00:38:01,046 --> 00:38:02,512
I'M AN ENGLISH TEACHER
1151
00:38:02,514 --> 00:38:04,080
AND MY BOYFRIEND
IS A TERRIBLE PLAYWRIGHT.
1152
00:38:04,082 --> 00:38:07,617
IT'S DEEPLY AWKWARD
AND IRONIC.
1153
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:09,052
AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T TWIST
YOUR ANKLE THIS TIME.
1154
00:38:09,054 --> 00:38:10,587
NO, JUST THE TRUTH.
1155
00:38:10,589 --> 00:38:12,455
[AMBER CHUCKLES] OH.
1156
00:38:40,718 --> 00:38:42,152
DINNER IS READY.
1157
00:38:42,154 --> 00:38:43,687
ALREADY?
1158
00:38:43,689 --> 00:38:46,623
ALREADY?
IT TOOK ME TWO HOURS.
1159
00:38:46,625 --> 00:38:48,992
WOW, I HAD NO IDEA.
1160
00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:50,327
OH, WELL, COME TASTE
1161
00:38:50,329 --> 00:38:52,195
THIS DELICIOUS,
DAIRY-FREE SOUP I MADE YOU.
1162
00:38:52,197 --> 00:38:55,932
ACTUALLY, I'M ON A MAJOR
ROLL
WITH THIS REWRITE,
1163
00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:58,401
BUT YOU... ENJOY.
1164
00:38:58,403 --> 00:39:00,136
NO, NO, NO, I'LL WAIT FOR
YOU.
1165
00:39:00,138 --> 00:39:01,104
I'LL KEEP IT WARM.
1166
00:39:01,106 --> 00:39:02,639
I APPRECIATE IT.
1167
00:39:02,641 --> 00:39:04,107
REALLY.
1168
00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:07,811
BUT I'M TRYING TO
MAKE THIS PLAY AMAZING,
1169
00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:09,846
AND, WELL, YOU WOULDN'T WANT
ME
1170
00:39:09,848 --> 00:39:11,848
TO INTERRUPT THE FLOW,
WOULD YOU?
1171
00:39:12,750 --> 00:39:14,484
NO... NO.
1172
00:39:15,686 --> 00:39:17,620
GO WITH THE FLOW.
1173
00:39:22,326 --> 00:39:26,963
[♪♪♪]
1174
00:39:44,582 --> 00:39:46,716
HEY, GUYS.
1175
00:39:52,857 --> 00:39:54,424
[WHISPERS] DOWN, GIRL.
1176
00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:04,300
LET'S SEE WHAT THIS IS
ABOUT.
1177
00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:05,268
[CHUCKLING]
1178
00:40:05,270 --> 00:40:06,269
OKAY...
1179
00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:07,237
BAILEY, HI.
1180
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,104
-HI.
-WELCOME.
1181
00:40:08,106 --> 00:40:09,606
HEY, YOU.
1182
00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:11,708
I'M NOT ONE TO MISS
A "SUNNY SUNDAY SALE."
1183
00:40:11,710 --> 00:40:13,176
WHICH IS...
WHICH IS WHAT, EXACTLY?
1184
00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:15,812
IT'S SUNNY, IT'S SUNDAY,
AND STUFF'S ON SALE.
1185
00:40:15,814 --> 00:40:16,780
WHY NOT, RIGHT?
1186
00:40:16,782 --> 00:40:18,548
THERE YOU GO.
1187
00:40:18,550 --> 00:40:20,016
HOW'S MR. ADAM DOING?
1188
00:40:20,018 --> 00:40:21,651
HEY, HOW ARE YOU?
1189
00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:23,186
OH, HE'S GREAT,
AS YOU CAN SEE.
1190
00:40:23,188 --> 00:40:23,920
HE'S ALWAYS GREAT.
1191
00:40:23,922 --> 00:40:26,089
AND ADAM'S DAD?
1192
00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:28,658
UM, MOVED TO SEATTLE,
1193
00:40:28,660 --> 00:40:30,593
BELIEVE IT OR NOT,
WITH...
1194
00:40:31,629 --> 00:40:33,196
THE GIRL FROM THE PARTY.
1195
00:40:33,198 --> 00:40:34,330
NO. REALLY?
1196
00:40:34,332 --> 00:40:35,365
YES.
1197
00:40:35,367 --> 00:40:37,767
TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN
FICTION.
1198
00:40:37,769 --> 00:40:40,003
BUT I GOT ADAM
OUT OF THE DEAL,
1199
00:40:40,005 --> 00:40:42,205
SO, YOU KNOW, HAPPY ENDING.
1200
00:40:42,207 --> 00:40:44,607
HAS ADAM BEEN ASKING FOR
A BROTHER OR SISTER YET?
1201
00:40:44,609 --> 00:40:47,477
UM, HE ACTUALLY HAS KIND OF
A HALF-SISTER RIGHT NOW.
1202
00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:48,511
A DALMATIAN NAMED EVE.
1203
00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:49,379
ADAM AND EVE?
1204
00:40:49,381 --> 00:40:50,947
[LAUGHS] YEAH.
1205
00:40:50,949 --> 00:40:52,515
WHEN HER DAD, JONATHAN,
1206
00:40:52,517 --> 00:40:53,716
TOLD ME ABOUT THAT,
1207
00:40:53,718 --> 00:40:54,784
I DIDN'T EVEN
BELIEVE HIM.
1208
00:40:54,786 --> 00:40:56,653
ARE ADAM AND EVE CLOSE?
1209
00:40:56,655 --> 00:40:57,687
YEAH, THEY SEE QUITE
A BIT OF EACH OTHER,
1210
00:40:57,689 --> 00:40:59,322
SO YEAH,
THEY'RE GETTING THERE.
1211
00:40:59,324 --> 00:41:01,191
HI, SWEETHEART.
1212
00:41:01,193 --> 00:41:03,026
UM, SO, HEY,
1213
00:41:03,028 --> 00:41:04,861
IS DOG FOOD PART OF THE
SALE?
1214
00:41:04,863 --> 00:41:06,129
NO, BUT, UH,
FOR YOU AND ADAM,
1215
00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,131
I CAN MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
1216
00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:10,066
HOW ABOUT 10% OFF?
1217
00:41:10,068 --> 00:41:11,434
OKAY, 15, BUT THAT'S
MY FINAL OFFER.
1218
00:41:11,436 --> 00:41:12,435
[LAUGHS] OKAY.
1219
00:41:12,437 --> 00:41:13,970
WELL, WHAT CAN YOU SHOW ME
1220
00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,371
IN THE WAY OF A NICE
LAMB AND RICE KIBBLE?
1221
00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:17,207
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
1222
00:41:18,976 --> 00:41:21,911
[INSISTENT KNOCKING]
1223
00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:23,112
HEY!
1224
00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:25,014
LISTEN, I HAVE
GREAT NEWS!
1225
00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:26,850
YOU DO? WHAT?
1226
00:41:26,852 --> 00:41:28,952
I JUST FINISHED THE REWRITE.
1227
00:41:28,954 --> 00:41:30,353
THE PLAY IS OFFICIALLY DONE.
1228
00:41:30,355 --> 00:41:33,756
CONGRATULATIONS,
I CAN'T WAIT TO READ IT!
1229
00:41:33,758 --> 00:41:35,291
I CAN READ IT, RIGHT?
1230
00:41:35,293 --> 00:41:37,527
NOT ONLY CAN YOU READ IT,
YOU CAN READ IT RIGHT NOW.
1231
00:41:37,529 --> 00:41:40,196
BUT WE'LL HAVE TO BE
AT AMBER'S IN 10 MINUTES--
1232
00:41:40,198 --> 00:41:41,397
BAILEY, I NEED
YOUR OPINION.
1233
00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:43,166
IT CAN'T WAIT.
1234
00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:44,334
I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT I'VE
GOT.
1235
00:41:44,336 --> 00:41:45,969
WE'LL MISS THE WHOLE PARTY.
1236
00:41:45,971 --> 00:41:47,504
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GO
TO SOME SILLY PARTY
1237
00:41:47,506 --> 00:41:48,705
WHEN YOU COULD BE MAKING
1238
00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:50,306
SUCH AN IMPORTANT
CULTURAL CONTRIBUTION?
1239
00:41:50,308 --> 00:41:51,808
ALL RIGHT, I'M CONFUSED
ABOUT SOMETHING.
1240
00:41:51,810 --> 00:41:53,476
WHEN I WANTED TO
READ YOUR STUFF,
1241
00:41:53,478 --> 00:41:54,644
YOU PROTECTED IT FROM ME
1242
00:41:54,646 --> 00:41:56,379
LIKE IT WAS SOME
FRAGILE BUTTERFLY.
1243
00:41:56,381 --> 00:41:57,480
WHEN YOU WANT ME
TO READ YOUR STUFF,
1244
00:41:57,482 --> 00:41:59,649
I HAVE TO MISS MY BEST
FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY PARTY?
1245
00:41:59,651 --> 00:42:01,718
YOU WANTED AN ARTIST,
I'M AN ARTIST.
1246
00:42:01,720 --> 00:42:03,353
THAT'S WHAT WE DO.
1247
00:42:03,355 --> 00:42:05,955
I WANTED SOMEONE
BRIGHT AND INTERESTING,
1248
00:42:05,957 --> 00:42:08,358
NOT SOME MOODY,
SELF-ABSORBED
PSEUDO-INTELLECTUAL.
1249
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,326
"PSEUDO?"
1250
00:42:11,729 --> 00:42:13,296
[QUIETLY] YEAH.
1251
00:42:13,298 --> 00:42:15,064
I KNEW THINGS
WOULDN'T WORK OUT BETWEEN
US.
1252
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:17,267
LOOK HOW LONG IT TOOK YOU
TO RE-READ PROUST.
1253
00:42:17,269 --> 00:42:20,069
I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF
AN ENGLISH TEACHER ARE YOU?
1254
00:42:20,071 --> 00:42:21,437
ONE WHO LOVES TO READ
1255
00:42:21,439 --> 00:42:23,039
AND HAS NEVER BEEN
SO BORED BY A SET OF BOOKS
1256
00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,173
IN HER LIFE.
1257
00:42:26,010 --> 00:42:28,678
ARE YOU GOING TO
READ MY PLAY OR NOT?
1258
00:42:28,680 --> 00:42:32,448
HAVE YOU NOT HEARD
ANYTHING I'VE JUST SAID?
1259
00:42:32,450 --> 00:42:35,418
ACTUALLY, I THINK I'VE HEARD
MORE THAN I NEEDED TO.
1260
00:42:37,221 --> 00:42:39,255
GOODBYE, BAILEY.
1261
00:42:39,257 --> 00:42:40,557
GOODBYE.
1262
00:42:40,559 --> 00:42:42,158
DON'T LET THE DOOR
HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.
1263
00:42:42,160 --> 00:42:43,893
[SLAMS DOOR]
1264
00:42:43,895 --> 00:42:45,161
[SIGHS HEAVILY]
1265
00:42:51,335 --> 00:42:55,171
HE JUST LEFT YOU?
[SLAMS DOOR]
1266
00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:56,706
RIGHT THEN AND THERE?
1267
00:42:56,708 --> 00:42:58,741
WELL, IT WAS
PRETTY MUTUAL.
1268
00:42:58,743 --> 00:42:59,976
BUT IT WAS OKAY.
1269
00:42:59,978 --> 00:43:01,444
I HAD AMBER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY
TO GO TO,
1270
00:43:01,446 --> 00:43:02,979
SO I HAD A GREAT TIME.
1271
00:43:02,981 --> 00:43:04,547
ATTA GIRL,
YOU HAD SOMEWHERE TO GO,
1272
00:43:04,549 --> 00:43:06,182
AND YOU WERE ALL DRESSED UP.
1273
00:43:06,184 --> 00:43:07,850
THE GUY WAS A WET BLANKET.
1274
00:43:07,852 --> 00:43:09,552
WHO NEEDS HIM?
1275
00:43:09,554 --> 00:43:11,154
I DIDN'T EXACTLY
PUT ON BLINDERS WITH
JONATHAN.
1276
00:43:11,156 --> 00:43:14,357
BUT I DEFINITELY PUT ON
SOME ROSE-COLORED GLASSES.
1277
00:43:14,359 --> 00:43:18,828
HONEY, SOMETIMES, WE JUST
SEE
WHAT WE WANT TO SEE.
1278
00:43:18,830 --> 00:43:20,129
[LAUGHING]
1279
00:43:20,131 --> 00:43:22,165
IS THAT HOW YOU GOT
SPOT HERE?
1280
00:43:22,167 --> 00:43:25,935
WELL, REMEMBER I TOLD YOU
EVE WAS VERY MOODY?
1281
00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:28,338
TURNS OUT SHE WAS MORE
ATTACHED
TO ME THAN I KNEW.
1282
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:32,842
SINCE WE BROKE UP,
SHE'S BEEN INCONSOLABLE.
1283
00:43:32,844 --> 00:43:33,977
I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO,
1284
00:43:33,979 --> 00:43:35,778
SO I BROUGHT HER HERE
TO SEE YOU.
1285
00:43:38,816 --> 00:43:40,149
EVE...
1286
00:43:40,151 --> 00:43:41,451
COME HERE.
1287
00:43:44,188 --> 00:43:46,289
SO YOU'LL TAKE HER?
1288
00:43:46,291 --> 00:43:48,324
UH... TO FOSTER, OR...?
1289
00:43:48,326 --> 00:43:51,527
JUST UNTIL SHE'S BACK
TO HER OLD SELF.
1290
00:43:51,529 --> 00:43:53,296
I DON'T KNOW.
I MEAN, SHE'S YOUR DOG.
1291
00:43:53,298 --> 00:43:57,000
NOBODY REALLY OWNS ANYBODY
OR ANYTHING.
1292
00:43:57,002 --> 00:43:58,901
BESIDES,
1293
00:43:58,903 --> 00:44:01,604
LOOK HOW MUCH BETTER
SHE ALREADY SEEMS
1294
00:44:01,606 --> 00:44:04,107
WITH YOU.
1295
00:44:06,443 --> 00:44:09,045
SO, THAT'S HOW EVE BECAME
MINE.
1296
00:44:09,047 --> 00:44:10,980
AND ONCE I HAD HER,
I WOULDN'T LET HER GO.
1297
00:44:10,982 --> 00:44:12,515
STILL DOESN'T
EXPLAIN THE DRESS.
1298
00:44:12,517 --> 00:44:13,750
YEAH, OR LITTLE MISS
SHIRLEY THERE.
1299
00:44:15,252 --> 00:44:17,286
WELL, NOW'S WHEN IT REALLY
GETS INTERESTING.
1300
00:44:17,288 --> 00:44:18,521
OH, HEY, I, UH,
1301
00:44:18,523 --> 00:44:20,056
I HEAR THERE'S A HOT
NEW SCIENCE SUB.
1302
00:44:20,058 --> 00:44:21,057
ROAMING THE HALLS.
1303
00:44:21,059 --> 00:44:22,191
WANT TO CHECK THAT OUT?
1304
00:44:22,193 --> 00:44:24,527
NO, NO.
NO MORE SERIAL DATING.
1305
00:44:24,529 --> 00:44:26,429
THE NEXT BOYFRIEND
WILL BE PERFECT,
1306
00:44:26,431 --> 00:44:28,064
OR THERE WILL BE
NO BOYFRIEND.
1307
00:44:28,066 --> 00:44:30,433
DEFINE "PERFECT"
AFTER WADE AND JONATHAN.
1308
00:44:30,435 --> 00:44:33,069
MM... BALANCED, TOGETHER,
1309
00:44:33,071 --> 00:44:34,837
KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS,
1310
00:44:34,839 --> 00:44:36,139
KNOWS WHO HE WANTS--
1311
00:44:36,141 --> 00:44:38,775
OF COURSE, AND WITH
THE FACE AND BODY OF A GOD.
1312
00:44:38,777 --> 00:44:40,443
[LAUGHS] YES.
1313
00:44:40,445 --> 00:44:41,878
LET'S GET FIT.
1314
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:43,012
OH, HEY, WANT TO GO
POWER-HIKING
1315
00:44:43,014 --> 00:44:44,480
WITH ADAM AND EVE?
1316
00:44:44,482 --> 00:44:46,683
MM... LET'S DO YOGA.
1317
00:44:46,685 --> 00:44:48,885
YOGA, HMM...
1318
00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:51,454
AND CONTINUE
IN OUR DOWNWARD DOG,
1319
00:44:51,456 --> 00:44:52,689
HIPS UP TO THE CEILING,
1320
00:44:52,691 --> 00:44:55,191
SHOULDERS
AWAY FROM YOUR EARS,
1321
00:44:55,193 --> 00:44:57,560
FEET HIP-WIDTH APART.
1322
00:44:57,562 --> 00:44:59,462
I'VE NEVER SEEN A DOG
IN THIS POSITION,
1323
00:44:59,464 --> 00:45:01,964
DOWNWARD OR OTHERWISE.
1324
00:45:01,966 --> 00:45:03,366
THIS IS FUN, SHH.
1325
00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:05,034
-NO.
-NO?
1326
00:45:05,036 --> 00:45:06,235
IT'S NOT FUN.
1327
00:45:07,337 --> 00:45:10,073
AND COMING INTO
PLANK POSE...
1328
00:45:10,075 --> 00:45:11,974
LOWER TO CHATURANGA...
1329
00:45:11,976 --> 00:45:13,543
AND INTO UPWARD-FACING DOG.
1330
00:45:19,516 --> 00:45:21,284
BEGINNERS?
1331
00:45:21,286 --> 00:45:23,886
WHAT GAVE US AWAY?
1332
00:45:25,122 --> 00:45:26,522
ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10,
HOW ARE WE DOING?
1333
00:45:26,524 --> 00:45:29,292
OH, UH, SOLID 7.
1334
00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:30,960
NICE.
1335
00:45:30,962 --> 00:45:32,228
DON'T WORRY,
1336
00:45:32,230 --> 00:45:35,031
YOU'LL BE "UPWARD DOGGING"
WITH THE BEST IN NO TIME.
1337
00:45:35,033 --> 00:45:37,266
NOW, WE'RE GOING TO STAY
HERE
1338
00:45:37,268 --> 00:45:39,936
AND TAKE A FULL
THREE BREATHS.
1339
00:45:39,938 --> 00:45:42,105
[BREATHING DEEPLY]
1340
00:45:43,941 --> 00:45:46,175
NO.
1341
00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:48,511
[EXHALING DEEPLY]
1342
00:45:50,614 --> 00:45:52,014
GOOD WORK, LADIES.
1343
00:45:52,016 --> 00:45:54,383
YOU'RE NOW OFFICIALLY
YOGA SURVIVORS.
1344
00:45:54,385 --> 00:45:55,885
I'M ERIC STRANG,
BY THE WAY.
1345
00:45:55,887 --> 00:45:57,620
I'M BAILEY.
1346
00:45:57,622 --> 00:45:59,422
AMBER.
1347
00:46:00,224 --> 00:46:01,224
SO, ERIC, UH,
1348
00:46:01,226 --> 00:46:02,425
WILL WE SEE YOU NEXT WEEK
AT THIS CLASS?
1349
00:46:02,427 --> 00:46:04,627
UH, IF I'M NOT
DRIVING GOLF BALLS.
1350
00:46:04,629 --> 00:46:07,463
I USUALLY SWITCH OFF
WITH YOGA, SO...
1351
00:46:07,465 --> 00:46:08,865
OH, I LOVE GOLF.
1352
00:46:08,867 --> 00:46:09,799
YOU DO?
1353
00:46:09,801 --> 00:46:11,167
YEAH.
1354
00:46:11,169 --> 00:46:12,802
YOU SHOULD SEE HER SLAM
AROUND THAT LITTLE BALL.
1355
00:46:12,804 --> 00:46:15,772
SHE SHOWS IT
NO MERCY.
1356
00:46:15,774 --> 00:46:16,773
SHE'S EXAGGERATING
A LITTLE BIT.
1357
00:46:16,775 --> 00:46:18,641
YEAH?
1358
00:46:18,643 --> 00:46:20,109
OKAY, WELL,
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW ME?
1359
00:46:20,111 --> 00:46:20,810
WHY DON'T YOU MEET ME
AT THE DRIVING RANGE
1360
00:46:20,812 --> 00:46:23,246
NEXT SATURDAY MORNING,
1361
00:46:23,248 --> 00:46:24,347
OVER ON BRIAR THERE.
1362
00:46:24,349 --> 00:46:25,281
WE'LL KNOCK OUT
A FEW BUCKETS.
1363
00:46:25,283 --> 00:46:26,549
MAYBE I WILL.
1364
00:46:26,551 --> 00:46:27,717
OKAY.
1365
00:46:27,719 --> 00:46:29,585
WELL, NICE MEETING YOU.
1366
00:46:30,554 --> 00:46:31,754
YOU DO KNOW
1367
00:46:31,756 --> 00:46:33,022
HE'S TALKING ABOUT
BIG BOY GOLF, RIGHT?
1368
00:46:33,024 --> 00:46:34,624
NOT THE WINDMILL,
LOOP-DE-LOOP KIND?
1369
00:46:34,626 --> 00:46:36,425
HOW HARD CAN IT BE?
1370
00:46:37,194 --> 00:46:38,227
RIGHT.
1371
00:46:39,129 --> 00:46:40,997
OH...KAY.
1372
00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:43,866
UH, I TOLD YOU
THAT AMBER EXAGGERATED.
1373
00:46:43,868 --> 00:46:44,867
NO WORRIES.
1374
00:46:44,869 --> 00:46:45,835
HEY, I'M JUST
GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
1375
00:46:45,837 --> 00:46:47,069
[LAUGHS]
1376
00:46:47,071 --> 00:46:49,605
SO, I AM NOT
AN EXPERT,
1377
00:46:49,607 --> 00:46:52,408
BUT, UH, CAN I GIVE YOU
SOME ADVICE, ABOUT GOLF?
1378
00:46:52,410 --> 00:46:54,110
"KEEP MY DAY JOB?"
1379
00:46:54,112 --> 00:46:55,578
"DON'T GO PRO."
1380
00:46:55,580 --> 00:46:57,513
BOTH OF THOSE ARE ACCURATE.
1381
00:46:57,515 --> 00:47:01,350
NO, I DOWNLOADED THIS APP
JUST IN CASE,
1382
00:47:01,352 --> 00:47:02,618
JUST TO HELP YOU HERE.
1383
00:47:02,620 --> 00:47:05,254
UM, SO SEE THIS GUY?
1384
00:47:05,256 --> 00:47:06,622
SEE WHAT HE'S DOING THERE
WITH THE FOLLOW THROUGH?
1385
00:47:06,624 --> 00:47:08,124
IT'S ALL ABOUT
THE FOLLOW THROUGH.
1386
00:47:08,126 --> 00:47:09,091
RIGHT?
1387
00:47:09,093 --> 00:47:09,926
OKAY.
1388
00:47:09,928 --> 00:47:11,260
OKAY, SO WATCH ME HERE.
1389
00:47:12,996 --> 00:47:14,630
YOU WANT TO, UH,
1390
00:47:14,632 --> 00:47:15,665
TRY TO THINK OF THE CLUB
1391
00:47:15,667 --> 00:47:17,166
AS LIKE A WHIP.
1392
00:47:17,168 --> 00:47:18,701
YOU WANT TO
WHIP THROUGH THE BALL
1393
00:47:18,703 --> 00:47:19,902
AND THEN FOLLOW THROUGH.
1394
00:47:19,904 --> 00:47:20,837
THE KEY IS
THE FOLLOW THROUGH, RIGHT?
1395
00:47:23,640 --> 00:47:25,575
NICE.
1396
00:47:25,577 --> 00:47:26,843
IT WAS ALL RIGHT.
1397
00:47:26,845 --> 00:47:28,344
WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT A GO?
1398
00:47:28,346 --> 00:47:29,879
[LAUGHS] OKAY.
1399
00:47:29,881 --> 00:47:31,514
WHIP THROUGH THE BALL,
FOLLOW THROUGH.
1400
00:47:31,516 --> 00:47:33,049
OKAY.
1401
00:47:33,051 --> 00:47:35,818
FOLLOWING THROUGH.
1402
00:47:37,621 --> 00:47:38,487
IS THAT...?
1403
00:47:38,489 --> 00:47:39,388
OH.
1404
00:47:39,390 --> 00:47:40,756
WHOOPS.
1405
00:47:40,758 --> 00:47:42,391
THAT'S ALL RIGHT,
WE GOT THIS.
1406
00:47:42,393 --> 00:47:44,193
OKAY, GRAB
ANOTHER BALL,
1407
00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:45,494
AND, UM...
1408
00:47:47,297 --> 00:47:48,731
THAT'S GOOD.
1409
00:47:48,733 --> 00:47:50,132
OKAY, SO TAKE
THE POSITION AGAIN.
1410
00:47:50,134 --> 00:47:52,501
OKAY...
1411
00:47:52,503 --> 00:47:53,936
NOW, JUST RELAX,
1412
00:47:53,938 --> 00:47:56,439
AND REMEMBER
THE FOLLOW THROUGH,
1413
00:47:56,441 --> 00:47:57,874
AND NICE AND EASY SWING.
1414
00:47:57,876 --> 00:47:59,141
GIVE IT A SHOT.
1415
00:47:59,143 --> 00:48:00,409
OKAY.
1416
00:48:01,178 --> 00:48:05,448
FOLLOWING... THROUGH.
1417
00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:08,851
THERE WE GO!
1418
00:48:08,853 --> 00:48:09,919
[SQUEALS IN TRIUMPH]
1419
00:48:09,921 --> 00:48:11,420
I TOLD YOU
AMBER WAS EXAGGERATING.
1420
00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:13,122
NO, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
1421
00:48:13,124 --> 00:48:14,991
I'M JUST GLAD
WE DID THIS.
1422
00:48:14,993 --> 00:48:15,958
IT WAS FUN.
1423
00:48:15,960 --> 00:48:17,193
IT WAS FUN.
1424
00:48:17,195 --> 00:48:17,960
IT WAS MORE FUN
THAN YOGA, I MUST SAY,
1425
00:48:17,962 --> 00:48:19,729
AND LESS PAINFUL.
1426
00:48:19,731 --> 00:48:20,963
WELL, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT.
1427
00:48:20,965 --> 00:48:22,398
I'VE HAD A FEW FOUR-PUTTS
THAT WERE PRETTY PAINFUL.
1428
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:23,933
YEAH?
1429
00:48:23,935 --> 00:48:26,302
SO, I DIDN'T EVEN ASK,
WHAT DO YOU DO?
1430
00:48:26,304 --> 00:48:28,237
OH, I'M IN RETAIL.
1431
00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,238
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
1432
00:48:29,240 --> 00:48:30,773
I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL.
1433
00:48:30,775 --> 00:48:34,710
[MUMBLING] UH, I TEACH
HIGH SCHOOL ENGLISH...
1434
00:48:34,712 --> 00:48:35,945
I CAN HARDLY SPEAK IT.
1435
00:48:35,947 --> 00:48:36,712
[CHUCKLING]
1436
00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:38,047
WELL, ENGLISH,
THAT'S GOOD
1437
00:48:38,049 --> 00:48:39,782
BECAUSE I SPEAK ENGLISH.
1438
00:48:39,784 --> 00:48:41,183
THERE YOU GO.
1439
00:48:41,185 --> 00:48:43,319
YOU WANT SOME HELP?
1440
00:48:43,321 --> 00:48:44,253
LET ME HELP YOU.
1441
00:48:44,255 --> 00:48:45,655
SURE, THANK YOU.
1442
00:48:47,257 --> 00:48:48,791
UM... LET ME...
1443
00:48:50,661 --> 00:48:53,462
THERE YOU GO.
1444
00:48:53,464 --> 00:48:56,399
YEAH, A GOOD BOOK,
A GLASS OF WINE,
1445
00:48:56,401 --> 00:48:57,833
ROARING FIRE,
I'M A PRETTY HAPPY GUY.
1446
00:48:57,835 --> 00:48:58,801
NICE.
1447
00:48:58,803 --> 00:49:00,603
HAVE YOU EVER READ
1448
00:49:00,605 --> 00:49:02,438
"IN SEARCH OF LOST TIME"
BY PROUST?
1449
00:49:02,440 --> 00:49:04,273
BY WHO?
1450
00:49:04,275 --> 00:49:06,909
THAT IS ACTUALLY
THE CORRECT ANSWER.
1451
00:49:06,911 --> 00:49:08,978
PLEASE FORGET
THAT I MENTIONED IT.
1452
00:49:08,980 --> 00:49:10,146
OKAY, I'M GLAD
I PASSED THAT ONE,
1453
00:49:10,148 --> 00:49:11,047
WHATEVER THAT WAS.
1454
00:49:11,049 --> 00:49:12,214
I'M SORRY.
1455
00:49:12,216 --> 00:49:14,483
OKAY.
1456
00:49:14,485 --> 00:49:17,119
WELL, UH...
WE SHOULD DO THIS AGAIN--
1457
00:49:17,121 --> 00:49:19,288
NOT GOLF, BUT A PROPER DATE.
1458
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:20,923
I WOULD LIKE THAT.
1459
00:49:20,925 --> 00:49:21,924
-YEAH?
-YEAH.
1460
00:49:21,926 --> 00:49:22,892
OKAY THEN.
1461
00:49:22,894 --> 00:49:24,460
UM...
1462
00:49:26,229 --> 00:49:27,763
PHONE NUMBER?
1463
00:49:27,765 --> 00:49:29,231
SO, OF COURSE,
1464
00:49:29,233 --> 00:49:31,500
I AM MISS GOLF KLUTZ
OF THE YEAR,
1465
00:49:31,502 --> 00:49:33,536
BUT ERIC IS SO KIND,
1466
00:49:33,538 --> 00:49:35,871
AND HE'S SO PATIENT,
AND SO SWEET,
1467
00:49:35,873 --> 00:49:37,173
THAT, BY THE END OF IT,
1468
00:49:37,175 --> 00:49:38,040
I KIND OF KNEW
WHAT I WAS DOING.
1469
00:49:38,042 --> 00:49:40,009
WELL, I CERTAINLY HOPE SO.
1470
00:49:40,011 --> 00:49:41,143
YOU HOPE SO HOW?
1471
00:49:41,145 --> 00:49:42,345
HONEY, DO YOU REMEMBER
WHEN YOU WERE SEEING WADE?
1472
00:49:42,347 --> 00:49:44,113
DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT I SAID TO YOU?
1473
00:49:44,115 --> 00:49:46,482
YOU SAID TO
STOP SEEING WADE.
1474
00:49:46,484 --> 00:49:47,950
NO. [CHUCKLES] NO.
1475
00:49:47,952 --> 00:49:50,886
THE POINT IS, ANY GUY
WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU,
1476
00:49:50,888 --> 00:49:53,956
WHETHER YOU RUN MARATHONS,
EAT MEAT, OR PLAY GOLF.
1477
00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:56,459
OH, ERIC DOWNLOADED
THIS APP FOR ME
1478
00:49:56,461 --> 00:49:57,393
THAT SHOWS ME
A PERFECT GOLF SWING
1479
00:49:57,395 --> 00:49:59,228
START TO FINISH.
1480
00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:00,196
IT'S SO HELPFUL.
1481
00:50:00,198 --> 00:50:01,230
HMM, AND THOUGHTFUL,
1482
00:50:01,232 --> 00:50:02,298
AND PRESUMPTUOUS.
1483
00:50:02,300 --> 00:50:03,332
OH, MY GOSH, MOM--
1484
00:50:03,334 --> 00:50:04,300
WHAT?
1485
00:50:04,302 --> 00:50:05,868
I SAVED THE BEST FOR LAST.
1486
00:50:05,870 --> 00:50:06,936
LISTEN,
1487
00:50:06,938 --> 00:50:07,803
I GOOGLED HIM.
1488
00:50:07,805 --> 00:50:09,205
YEAH?
1489
00:50:09,207 --> 00:50:12,108
HE'S ERIC STRANG
OF STRANG'S FASHION SALONS.
1490
00:50:12,110 --> 00:50:13,909
WHAT?
1491
00:50:13,911 --> 00:50:16,746
V.P. OF BUSINESS
DEVELOPMENT.
1492
00:50:16,748 --> 00:50:19,148
OKAY. OKAY,
SO HE'S THE HEIR
1493
00:50:19,150 --> 00:50:20,716
OF A HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL
NATIONAL CHAIN
1494
00:50:20,718 --> 00:50:22,118
OF HIGH-END
CLOTHING STORES,
1495
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:23,552
BUT HE IS STILL
JUST A GUY.
1496
00:50:23,554 --> 00:50:28,124
A CLEARLY SOLID,
RESPONSIBLE, AMBITIOUS GUY.
1497
00:50:28,126 --> 00:50:29,025
MM-HMM.
1498
00:50:29,027 --> 00:50:30,292
BAILEY,
1499
00:50:30,294 --> 00:50:32,561
DO YOU LIKE ERIC?
1500
00:50:32,563 --> 00:50:33,963
I THINK
HE'S PRETTY GREAT.
1501
00:50:33,965 --> 00:50:35,765
OKAY, SO THEN,
AT THIS POINT IN TIME,
1502
00:50:35,767 --> 00:50:36,699
THERE'S REALLY
ONE OTHER THING
1503
00:50:36,701 --> 00:50:38,167
THAT SHOULD
MATTER TO YOU.
1504
00:50:38,169 --> 00:50:39,969
WHAT?
1505
00:50:39,971 --> 00:50:42,538
WHERE DOES HE STAND ON DOGS?
1506
00:50:46,810 --> 00:50:52,381
SO, ADAM HERE IS THE
SWEETEST,
HAPPIEST BOY EVER,
1507
00:50:52,383 --> 00:50:55,518
AND EVE IS, UH,
SHE'S MORE SERIOUS,
1508
00:50:55,520 --> 00:50:56,786
SHE'S KIND OF ANXIOUS.
1509
00:50:56,788 --> 00:50:58,120
YEAH...
1510
00:50:58,122 --> 00:50:59,188
DO YOU LIKE DOGS?
1511
00:50:59,190 --> 00:51:00,456
UH, TRUTH?
1512
00:51:00,458 --> 00:51:04,927
I'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN
A BIG DOG PERSON.
1513
00:51:04,929 --> 00:51:06,595
OKAY, YOU'VE NOT MET
THE RIGHT ONE, CLEARLY.
1514
00:51:06,597 --> 00:51:07,830
HERE, TRY THIS GUY ON
FOR SIZE.
1515
00:51:07,832 --> 00:51:08,998
OKAY...
1516
00:51:09,000 --> 00:51:10,533
[CHUCKLES]
1517
00:51:10,535 --> 00:51:13,335
HERE WE GO--
OH. ALL RIGHT.
1518
00:51:13,337 --> 00:51:14,737
HEY, WHO'S WALKING
WHO THERE?
1519
00:51:14,739 --> 00:51:15,938
WHAT DO I DO?
1520
00:51:15,940 --> 00:51:17,306
JUST-JUST STOP.
1521
00:51:17,308 --> 00:51:18,307
OKAY.
1522
00:51:18,309 --> 00:51:20,076
[CHUCKLING] OKAY.
1523
00:51:20,078 --> 00:51:21,544
PHEW!
1524
00:51:21,546 --> 00:51:22,478
HERE. OKAY, THANKS.
1525
00:51:22,480 --> 00:51:23,412
THANK YOU.
1526
00:51:23,414 --> 00:51:24,447
YES, SIR. OKAY.
1527
00:51:24,449 --> 00:51:25,247
HE'S ACTUALLY
CALMED DOWN QUITE A BIT
1528
00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:26,182
SINCE I'VE HAD HIM.
1529
00:51:26,184 --> 00:51:27,283
CALMED DOWN?
1530
00:51:27,285 --> 00:51:29,852
REALLY, THAT'S, UH...
1531
00:51:29,854 --> 00:51:31,620
YOU MUST HAVE HAD
YOUR WORK CUT OUT FOR YOU.
1532
00:51:31,622 --> 00:51:32,955
OH, YEAH.
1533
00:51:32,957 --> 00:51:34,957
UH, SPEAKING OF WORK,
YOU SAID YOU WERE IN RETAIL.
1534
00:51:34,959 --> 00:51:37,059
TURNS OUT,
YOU ARE RETAIL.
1535
00:51:37,061 --> 00:51:39,862
I GOOGLED.
COULDN'T RESIST.
1536
00:51:39,864 --> 00:51:40,863
YEAH, WELL,
1537
00:51:40,865 --> 00:51:42,064
WHEN YOU'RE A STRANG,
1538
00:51:42,066 --> 00:51:44,567
THERE'S NO ESCAPING
THE FAMILY BUSINESS.
1539
00:51:44,569 --> 00:51:45,734
NOT THAT I'D WANT TO,
THOUGH.
1540
00:51:45,736 --> 00:51:47,336
I MEAN, IT'S
THE BEST JOB IN THE WORLD.
1541
00:51:47,338 --> 00:51:51,173
IT'S CREATIVE, IT'S
CHALLENGING,
IT'S PURPOSEFUL.
1542
00:51:51,175 --> 00:51:52,074
IT'S GREAT.
1543
00:51:52,076 --> 00:51:53,142
YOU'RE A LUCKY GUY.
1544
00:51:53,144 --> 00:51:56,078
WELL, I MET YOU,
DIDN'T I?
1545
00:51:58,181 --> 00:51:59,148
YOU WANT TO SIT DOWN?
1546
00:51:59,150 --> 00:52:00,516
YEAH.
1547
00:52:01,918 --> 00:52:03,452
[SIGHING]
1548
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:04,687
HERE, BOY.
1549
00:52:04,689 --> 00:52:05,921
[LAUGHING] OKAY...
1550
00:52:05,923 --> 00:52:06,889
OH. OH, WOW.
1551
00:52:06,891 --> 00:52:08,791
ALL RIGHT. OKAY.
1552
00:52:08,793 --> 00:52:10,559
OKAY, DOWN, BOY.
1553
00:52:10,561 --> 00:52:12,294
HE'S A LOVER.
1554
00:52:12,296 --> 00:52:13,429
WHAT'S THE--
WHAT DO I SAY?
1555
00:52:13,431 --> 00:52:14,630
I DON'T KNOW.
1556
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:15,464
I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO STOP IT.
1557
00:52:15,466 --> 00:52:16,732
I NEVER TRIED.
1558
00:52:16,734 --> 00:52:18,000
UH, HE IS A GOOD KISSER,
I'LL SAY THAT.
1559
00:52:18,002 --> 00:52:20,269
[LAUGHING] OKAY, OKAY...
1560
00:52:20,271 --> 00:52:22,238
HERE, I THINK I HAVE...
1561
00:52:22,240 --> 00:52:26,775
I GUESS I'M NOT SO MUCH
GOOD WITH DROOL EITHER.
1562
00:52:26,777 --> 00:52:27,843
OH, WELL...
1563
00:52:27,845 --> 00:52:28,811
HOW AM I DOING?
1564
00:52:28,813 --> 00:52:30,212
I THINK YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
1565
00:52:30,214 --> 00:52:30,779
I'VE GOT... YEAH.
1566
00:52:30,781 --> 00:52:32,348
THANK YOU.
1567
00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:33,849
[CHUCKLES]
1568
00:52:42,559 --> 00:52:44,426
[♪♪♪]
1569
00:52:58,875 --> 00:53:00,910
HI!
1570
00:53:00,912 --> 00:53:02,545
HI, YOU!
1571
00:53:02,547 --> 00:53:05,214
OH, MY GOODNESS,
LET ME SEE YOUR FACE.
1572
00:53:05,216 --> 00:53:06,282
[GASPS IN DELIGHT]
1573
00:53:06,284 --> 00:53:07,550
OH...
1574
00:53:07,552 --> 00:53:09,251
YOU THINK ANY OF THESE
DOGS HAVE PAPERS?
1575
00:53:09,253 --> 00:53:13,322
PROBABLY NOT.
1576
00:53:13,324 --> 00:53:15,157
IT'S NOT ABOUT PEDIGREE,
IT'S A RESCUE, YOU KNOW?
1577
00:53:16,459 --> 00:53:18,360
HEY, YOU GUYS.
1578
00:53:18,362 --> 00:53:20,429
THIS FELLA HERE
COULD USE A GOOD HOME.
1579
00:53:20,431 --> 00:53:23,699
HEY, COLE.
HOW'S IT GOING?
1580
00:53:23,701 --> 00:53:25,434
WAIT, IS THIS
THE FAMOUS EVE?
1581
00:53:25,436 --> 00:53:26,502
THIS IS THE ONE.
1582
00:53:26,504 --> 00:53:28,671
HI! HI.
1583
00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:31,874
WHICH, WAIT,
SHOULD MAKE YOU JONATHAN,
YES?
1584
00:53:31,876 --> 00:53:32,808
OH. NOPE.
1585
00:53:32,810 --> 00:53:33,809
UM...
1586
00:53:33,811 --> 00:53:36,545
SO, EVE WAS JONATHAN'S,
1587
00:53:36,547 --> 00:53:37,513
AND NOW SHE'S MINE,
1588
00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:38,714
AND THIS IS ERIC.
1589
00:53:39,683 --> 00:53:43,219
UM, BABE, THIS ONE
IS SO CUTE.
1590
00:53:43,221 --> 00:53:45,821
DID YOU SEE THE LITTLE FACE
ON THIS ONE?
1591
00:53:45,823 --> 00:53:48,557
WHAT KIND OF DOG IS HE?
1592
00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:49,191
OH, HE'S A LITTLE OF THIS,
A LITTLE OF THAT.
1593
00:53:49,193 --> 00:53:50,693
DO YOU HAVE ONE
1594
00:53:50,695 --> 00:53:53,562
THAT'S A LOT OF
ALL OF ONE THING, OR..?
1595
00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:56,131
AROUND HERE, ALL DOGS
ARE CREATED EQUAL.
1596
00:53:57,968 --> 00:53:59,702
BABE, LOOK AT HIS FACE.
1597
00:53:59,704 --> 00:54:00,736
HE'S A SWEET POTATO.
1598
00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:01,670
LOOK AT HIS FACE!
1599
00:54:01,672 --> 00:54:02,538
YUP.
1600
00:54:02,540 --> 00:54:03,639
[SQUEALING IN DELIGHT]
1601
00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:05,207
I KNOW,
BUT I GOTTA THINK ABOUT IT.
1602
00:54:05,209 --> 00:54:07,109
OKAY.
1603
00:54:07,111 --> 00:54:07,943
LOOK, IF I COME
ACROSS A PUREBRED,
1604
00:54:07,945 --> 00:54:08,911
I CAN GIVE YOU A SHOUT.
1605
00:54:08,913 --> 00:54:10,412
OKAY.
1606
00:54:10,414 --> 00:54:12,281
IT'S LIKE BUYING A CAR,
I WANT TO LOOK AROUND.
1607
00:54:12,283 --> 00:54:14,383
IT'S SO NOT LIKE
BUYING A CAR.
1608
00:54:14,385 --> 00:54:16,986
IT'S LIKE CHOOSING
A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY.
1609
00:54:16,988 --> 00:54:18,187
IT'S ABOUT LOVE.
1610
00:54:18,189 --> 00:54:19,021
[CHUCKLES]
1611
00:54:19,023 --> 00:54:20,022
IT IS.
1612
00:54:20,024 --> 00:54:21,056
COME ON, FELLA.
1613
00:54:21,058 --> 00:54:22,191
YOU'RE REALLY SPECIAL,
YOU KNOW THAT?
1614
00:54:22,193 --> 00:54:25,094
THANKS. SO ARE YOU.
1615
00:54:25,096 --> 00:54:26,762
THANK YOU.
1616
00:54:26,764 --> 00:54:29,265
SO, NOW THAT MY PARENTS ARE
BACK FROM THEIR WORLD
CRUISE,
1617
00:54:29,267 --> 00:54:30,399
I REALLY WANT YOU
TO MEET THEM.
1618
00:54:30,401 --> 00:54:32,301
I WOULD LOVE TO.
WHEN?
1619
00:54:32,303 --> 00:54:33,435
IT'S ALL SET.
1620
00:54:33,437 --> 00:54:34,770
A SUNDAY BRUNCH,
1621
00:54:34,772 --> 00:54:38,407
AT MY MOM AND DAD'S
COUNTRY CLUB.
1622
00:54:38,409 --> 00:54:41,277
A COUNTRY CLUB,
THAT'S SWANKY.
1623
00:54:41,279 --> 00:54:44,346
IT'S JUST A PLACE
THEY'VE BELONGED TO FOREVER.
1624
00:54:44,348 --> 00:54:45,447
MY GRANDPARENTS, TOO.
1625
00:54:45,449 --> 00:54:49,084
IT'S KIND OF LIKE
A STRANG TRADITION THING.
1626
00:54:49,086 --> 00:54:50,719
YEAH? DOES THAT
INCLUDE YOU?
1627
00:54:50,721 --> 00:54:52,755
UH, MARRIED
COUPLES ONLY.
1628
00:54:52,757 --> 00:54:53,822
AH-HAH.
1629
00:54:53,824 --> 00:54:54,590
BELIEVE IT OR NOT.
1630
00:54:54,592 --> 00:54:55,624
AN OLD BYLAW.
1631
00:54:55,626 --> 00:54:56,525
THIS WAY.
1632
00:54:56,527 --> 00:54:58,794
BUT I AM HOPING
TO BECOME A MEMBER
1633
00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:00,796
AT SOME POINT.
1634
00:55:00,798 --> 00:55:01,930
MM-HMM.
1635
00:55:01,932 --> 00:55:03,699
HEY, YOU!
1636
00:55:09,372 --> 00:55:13,309
BAILEY, WHAT'S YOUR
PLEASURE,
PROSECCO OR CHAMPAGNE?
1637
00:55:13,311 --> 00:55:14,443
OH, UM...
1638
00:55:14,445 --> 00:55:15,811
CHAMPAGNE.
1639
00:55:15,813 --> 00:55:16,779
IF IT'S OKAY WITH EVERYONE
ELSE.
1640
00:55:18,181 --> 00:55:19,615
A BOTTLE OF CRISTAL, 2004.
1641
00:55:19,617 --> 00:55:21,950
MIGHT I SUGGEST THE 2006?
1642
00:55:21,952 --> 00:55:23,185
IT WAS A BETTER
GROWING SEASON.
1643
00:55:23,187 --> 00:55:25,454
I'M IN YOUR CAPABLE
HANDS, ERNESTO.
1644
00:55:27,157 --> 00:55:29,291
WELL, BAILEY,
1645
00:55:29,293 --> 00:55:32,227
TELL US,
WHAT IS IT YOU DO AGAIN?
1646
00:55:32,229 --> 00:55:33,962
OH, I'M AN ENGLISH TEACHER.
1647
00:55:33,964 --> 00:55:35,064
AT PARKVIEW HIGH.
1648
00:55:35,066 --> 00:55:37,266
PARKVIEW HIGH?
1649
00:55:37,268 --> 00:55:39,068
ISN'T THAT A PUBLIC SCHOOL?
1650
00:55:39,070 --> 00:55:40,302
YES. YES, IT IS.
1651
00:55:40,304 --> 00:55:42,271
OH.
1652
00:55:42,273 --> 00:55:43,572
WELL.
1653
00:55:43,574 --> 00:55:44,707
ISN'T THAT NICE?
1654
00:55:46,409 --> 00:55:47,676
TEACHING IS
A NOBLE PROFESSION.
1655
00:55:47,678 --> 00:55:53,682
WE NEED MORE TEACHERS.
1656
00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:55,384
AND WHAT DO YOUR PEOPLE DO?
1657
00:55:55,386 --> 00:55:57,086
GRANDMA,
1658
00:55:57,088 --> 00:55:58,120
THAT'S A LITTLE PERSONAL.
1659
00:55:58,122 --> 00:55:59,888
NO, THAT'S FINE.
1660
00:55:59,890 --> 00:56:03,125
UM, MY FATHER DIED
ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO,
1661
00:56:03,127 --> 00:56:05,194
HE MANAGED
1662
00:56:05,196 --> 00:56:07,196
A VALU-MART DOWNTOWN,
1663
00:56:07,198 --> 00:56:08,630
AND MY MOTHER
WORKS FOR A DENTIST.
1664
00:56:08,632 --> 00:56:09,865
OH, HYGIENIST?
1665
00:56:09,867 --> 00:56:11,867
RECEPTIONIST.
1666
00:56:14,838 --> 00:56:16,705
WELL...
1667
00:56:16,707 --> 00:56:17,740
WHERE WOULD WE BE
1668
00:56:17,742 --> 00:56:19,208
WITHOUT THE GATEKEEPERS?
1669
00:56:19,210 --> 00:56:20,142
AM I RIGHT?
1670
00:56:20,144 --> 00:56:21,477
ABSOLUTELY.
1671
00:56:21,479 --> 00:56:23,178
SHE RUNS THAT OFFICE
LIKE A WELL-OILED MACHINE.
1672
00:56:30,053 --> 00:56:31,754
LOOK, I KNOW
THEY'RE A LITTLE FORMAL,
1673
00:56:31,756 --> 00:56:33,155
BUT THEY'VE BEEN
GREAT PARENTS.
1674
00:56:33,157 --> 00:56:34,289
AND MY GRANDMOTHER,
1675
00:56:34,291 --> 00:56:35,958
SHE'S ALWAYS
BEEN THERE FOR ME.
1676
00:56:35,960 --> 00:56:38,127
WELL, THEY SEEMED
VERY NICE.
1677
00:56:38,129 --> 00:56:39,862
I JUST HOPE
THEY LIKED ME.
1678
00:56:39,864 --> 00:56:41,597
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
THEY LOVED YOU.
1679
00:56:41,599 --> 00:56:43,031
REALLY?
1680
00:56:43,033 --> 00:56:44,900
WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE?
1681
00:56:44,902 --> 00:56:47,870
BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.
1682
00:57:02,685 --> 00:57:04,920
WHY ARE WE STOPPING?
1683
00:57:04,922 --> 00:57:06,488
I WANT YOU
TO SEE SOMETHING.
1684
00:57:06,490 --> 00:57:09,491
TAKE A LOOK.
1685
00:57:10,527 --> 00:57:11,560
WHO LIVES HERE?
1686
00:57:11,562 --> 00:57:13,595
DO YOU LIKE IT?
1687
00:57:13,597 --> 00:57:15,397
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.
1688
00:57:15,399 --> 00:57:17,866
YEAH, I'VE HAD MY EYE
ON IT FOR A WHILE.
1689
00:57:19,536 --> 00:57:21,603
TO BUY?
1690
00:57:21,605 --> 00:57:22,671
[CHUCKLES]
1691
00:57:22,673 --> 00:57:24,339
IT'S KIND OF
A BIG HOUSE, THOUGH,
1692
00:57:24,341 --> 00:57:27,176
FOR JUST ONE PERSON,
DON'T YOU THINK?
1693
00:57:27,178 --> 00:57:28,710
IT'S KIND OF A BIG HOUSE
1694
00:57:28,712 --> 00:57:30,179
FOR MY ENTIRE
TENTH GRADE ENGLISH CLASS.
1695
00:57:30,181 --> 00:57:31,947
[LAUGHS]
1696
00:57:45,628 --> 00:57:49,398
[BAILEY]: I MEAN, IT HAS,
LIKE, ITS OWN LITTLE FOREST.
1697
00:57:49,400 --> 00:57:52,734
AND THE STONEWORK OUT IN
FRONT,
IT'S AMAZING,
1698
00:57:52,736 --> 00:57:55,671
AND THEN THE HOUSE
IS SO HUGE.
1699
00:57:55,673 --> 00:57:59,007
IT'S LIKE A LOG CABIN
CROSSED WITH A CASTLE.
1700
00:57:59,009 --> 00:58:00,442
OOH.
1701
00:58:00,444 --> 00:58:01,910
YEAH, WELL,
FIRST THINGS FIRST, HONEY.
1702
00:58:01,912 --> 00:58:03,846
I MEAN, ERIC HASN'T EVEN
ASKED YOU TO MARRY HIM.
1703
00:58:03,848 --> 00:58:05,080
THE WAY HE'S BEEN
ACTING LATELY,
1704
00:58:05,082 --> 00:58:06,215
HE MAY AS WELL HAVE
AN ENGAGEMENT RING
1705
00:58:06,217 --> 00:58:07,583
TAPED TO HIS FOREHEAD.
1706
00:58:07,585 --> 00:58:09,384
HMM, AND IS THAT A GOOD
THING?
1707
00:58:09,386 --> 00:58:10,819
HE'S ALL
I'VE EVER WANTED
1708
00:58:10,821 --> 00:58:11,720
IN SOMEONE.
1709
00:58:11,722 --> 00:58:12,588
[PHONE CHIMES]
1710
00:58:12,590 --> 00:58:13,589
OKAY, BUT
DO YOU LOVE HIM?
1711
00:58:15,725 --> 00:58:17,659
OH, MY GOSH,
THIS IS SO PERFECT!
1712
00:58:17,661 --> 00:58:19,828
TWO PUREBREDS JUST
CAME IN FOR ADOPTION
1713
00:58:19,830 --> 00:58:21,063
AT COLE'S PET SHOP,
1714
00:58:21,065 --> 00:58:23,398
AND IT'S ERIC'S BIRTHDAY
COMING UP.
1715
00:58:27,237 --> 00:58:28,437
YOU WON'T FIND
A BETTER DOG.
1716
00:58:28,439 --> 00:58:30,472
WE NEVER GET
FULL-BRED LABS FOR RESCUE.
1717
00:58:30,474 --> 00:58:32,875
LAB, THAT'S LIKE
A GOLDEN RETRIEVER, RIGHT?
1718
00:58:32,877 --> 00:58:33,876
LIKE ADAM?
1719
00:58:33,878 --> 00:58:34,877
YEAH.
1720
00:58:34,879 --> 00:58:37,479
YEAH, UH...
ADAM IS A BIT, UM...
1721
00:58:37,481 --> 00:58:40,449
TOO ACTIVE FOR ME MAYBE.
1722
00:58:40,451 --> 00:58:42,584
AND, UH, HE'S A BIT WET.
1723
00:58:42,586 --> 00:58:44,052
THERE YOU GO.
1724
00:58:44,054 --> 00:58:45,320
WELL, THIS IS SAM,
1725
00:58:45,322 --> 00:58:46,788
HE'S A WIRE-HAIRED
JACK RUSSELL.
1726
00:58:46,790 --> 00:58:48,290
HE'S A SUPER LITTLE DUDE.
1727
00:58:48,292 --> 00:58:49,892
TERRIERS ARE PRETTY
1728
00:58:49,894 --> 00:58:51,093
HIGH STRUNG, THOUGH,
1729
00:58:51,095 --> 00:58:52,060
FROM WHAT I'VE READ.
1730
00:58:52,062 --> 00:58:53,595
THEY'RE PRETTY MUCH
1731
00:58:53,597 --> 00:58:54,129
AS HIGH STRUNG
AS WHOEVER RAISES THEM.
1732
00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:55,163
OKAY, BUDDY.
1733
00:58:55,165 --> 00:58:56,465
BUT THEY SHED, TOO, RIGHT?
1734
00:58:56,467 --> 00:58:57,533
WELL, MOST DOGS DO.
1735
00:58:57,535 --> 00:58:59,735
KNOW WHY?
THEY'RE DOGS.
1736
00:59:01,538 --> 00:59:05,040
WELL, UH...
1737
00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:06,642
LET ME SLEEP ON IT, OKAY?
1738
00:59:06,644 --> 00:59:07,743
DON'T SLEEP TOO LONG.
1739
00:59:07,745 --> 00:59:09,278
DOGS LIKE THESE, THEY GO
FAST.
1740
00:59:11,147 --> 00:59:12,614
I SO WANTED YOU
TO HAVE A DOG
1741
00:59:12,616 --> 00:59:14,349
FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.
1742
00:59:14,351 --> 00:59:15,817
I KNOW.
1743
00:59:19,322 --> 00:59:22,457
[QUIET CLASSICAL MUSIC
PLAYS]
1744
00:59:30,500 --> 00:59:32,000
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT COULD BE KEEPING ERIC.
1745
00:59:32,002 --> 00:59:33,735
HE DID SAY HE HAD A
SURPRISE.
1746
00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:34,903
THE ONLY SURPRISE
IS THAT HE'S NOT HERE YET,
1747
00:59:34,905 --> 00:59:37,039
AND I AM STARVING.
1748
00:59:38,174 --> 00:59:39,141
[BARKING]
1749
00:59:39,143 --> 00:59:40,809
SURPRISE!
1750
00:59:40,811 --> 00:59:42,511
[GASPS IN DELIGHT]
OH, MY GOSH!
1751
00:59:42,513 --> 00:59:43,512
WHO'S THIS?
1752
00:59:43,514 --> 00:59:45,013
-WHO IS THIS?
-IT'S MY DOG.
1753
00:59:45,015 --> 00:59:46,882
MOTHER PICKED HER OUT.
1754
00:59:46,884 --> 00:59:48,250
OH, I THOUGHT
WE'D DO THAT TOGETHER?
1755
00:59:48,252 --> 00:59:50,152
OH, COME ON,
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?
1756
00:59:50,154 --> 00:59:51,420
I DIDN'T ACTUALLY
PICK HER OUT.
1757
00:59:51,422 --> 00:59:54,990
I HAVE AN ACQUAINTANCE
AT THE CLUB
1758
00:59:54,992 --> 00:59:57,059
WHO SHOWS DOGS,
AND WINS TROPHIES AND SUCH,
1759
00:59:57,061 --> 00:59:59,061
AND I ASKED HER TO RECOMMEND
A SMALL DOG
1760
00:59:59,063 --> 01:00:01,663
WITH GOOD BREEDING.
1761
01:00:01,665 --> 01:00:03,098
IT'S A SHIH TZU.
1762
01:00:03,100 --> 01:00:03,966
THEY DON'T SHED.
THEY'RE HYPO-ALLERGENIC.
1763
01:00:03,968 --> 01:00:05,801
AND THE BREEDER
PROMISES
1764
01:00:05,803 --> 01:00:07,302
THAT HERS RARELY BARK.
1765
01:00:07,304 --> 01:00:09,905
NEVER, IF PROPERLY
TRAINED.
1766
01:00:09,907 --> 01:00:11,440
WHAT'S HER NAME?
1767
01:00:11,442 --> 01:00:12,841
UH, BALTHAZAR'S
IMPERIAL BELLE,
1768
01:00:12,843 --> 01:00:13,942
ACCORDING TO
HER PAPERS.
1769
01:00:13,944 --> 01:00:16,578
OH, FANCY SCHMANCY.
[CHUCKLES]
1770
01:00:16,580 --> 01:00:18,447
OH, BELLE?
1771
01:00:18,449 --> 01:00:19,982
OH, I DON'T THINK SO.
1772
01:00:19,984 --> 01:00:21,450
NO, I THINK YOU'RE
MORE OF A SHIRLEY.
1773
01:00:21,452 --> 01:00:22,451
SHIRLEY?
1774
01:00:22,453 --> 01:00:23,452
MM-HMM.
1775
01:00:23,454 --> 01:00:25,854
THAT'S MY LATE SISTER'S
NAME!
1776
01:00:25,856 --> 01:00:27,990
OH, HOW NICE
IS THAT?
1777
01:00:27,992 --> 01:00:30,425
THEN YOU CAN THINK OF HER
EVERY TIME YOU SEE THE DOG.
1778
01:00:31,594 --> 01:00:32,928
[CHUCKLING]
1779
01:00:32,930 --> 01:00:35,097
I REALLY DON'T THINK
I WOULD WANT AN ANIMAL
1780
01:00:35,099 --> 01:00:36,398
NAMED AFTER MY SISTER.
1781
01:00:36,400 --> 01:00:37,933
OH, NOW,
MOTHER, HUSH.
1782
01:00:37,935 --> 01:00:39,267
IT'S ERIC'S DOG,
1783
01:00:39,269 --> 01:00:40,669
HE CAN NAME IT
WHATEVER HE WANTS.
1784
01:00:40,671 --> 01:00:41,670
SHIRLEY IT IS.
1785
01:00:41,672 --> 01:00:42,838
SHIRLEY IT IS.
1786
01:00:42,840 --> 01:00:43,639
TO SHIRLEY.
1787
01:00:43,641 --> 01:00:44,740
TO SHIRLEY.
1788
01:00:44,742 --> 01:00:45,707
TO SHIRLEY.
1789
01:00:47,176 --> 01:00:48,443
AW...
1790
01:00:48,445 --> 01:00:49,544
OH, WATCH
THE FURNITURE, DEAR.
1791
01:00:49,546 --> 01:00:51,346
OH.
1792
01:00:51,348 --> 01:00:52,981
OKAY.
1793
01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:56,385
YEAH, LET'S JUST...
1794
01:00:56,387 --> 01:00:57,285
DINNER WAS DELICIOUS,
MRS. STRANG, THANK YOU.
1795
01:00:57,287 --> 01:00:58,854
YES.
1796
01:00:58,856 --> 01:01:00,822
OH, WELL, I WISH I COULD
TAKE ALL THE CREDIT FOR IT,
1797
01:01:00,824 --> 01:01:03,025
BUT THE CREDIT GOES TO
SYBIL.
1798
01:01:03,027 --> 01:01:05,427
I DON'T KNOW WHAT
I WOULD DO WITHOUT HER.
1799
01:01:05,429 --> 01:01:07,796
YOU COULD START BY LEARNING
TO LIGHT THE STOVE.
1800
01:01:09,432 --> 01:01:10,365
THAT'S ENOUGH
WINE, MOTHER.
1801
01:01:10,367 --> 01:01:11,833
SYBIL, DEAR,
1802
01:01:11,835 --> 01:01:13,101
WILL YOU, UH, HELP ME
IN THE KITCHEN?
1803
01:01:13,103 --> 01:01:15,237
PLEASE?
1804
01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:18,273
I AM SO GLAD THAT
BOTH OF YOU ARE HERE
1805
01:01:18,275 --> 01:01:19,408
TO HELP CELEBRATE
MY BIRTHDAY.
1806
01:01:19,410 --> 01:01:21,243
I SECOND THAT.
1807
01:01:22,412 --> 01:01:23,278
COUNT ME IN.
1808
01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:24,446
AND I WOULD LIKE
TO THANK YOU
1809
01:01:24,448 --> 01:01:26,148
FOR WELCOMING US
INTO YOUR HOME.
1810
01:01:26,150 --> 01:01:27,249
YOU CAN THANK ME.
1811
01:01:27,251 --> 01:01:28,150
I PAID FOR IT.
1812
01:01:28,152 --> 01:01:29,851
[CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY]
1813
01:01:29,853 --> 01:01:31,887
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,
SWEETHEART!
1814
01:01:31,889 --> 01:01:33,121
[GUSHING IN DELIGHT]
1815
01:01:33,123 --> 01:01:34,489
LOOK AT THAT!
1816
01:01:34,491 --> 01:01:35,791
[LAUGHING]
1817
01:01:35,793 --> 01:01:37,893
OH, THANKS, MOM.
1818
01:01:37,895 --> 01:01:39,494
THAT IS BEAUTIFUL.
1819
01:01:39,496 --> 01:01:41,163
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
1820
01:01:41,165 --> 01:01:42,731
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
1821
01:01:42,733 --> 01:01:44,232
PHEW.
1822
01:01:44,234 --> 01:01:46,034
[LAUGHING]
1823
01:01:46,036 --> 01:01:47,169
UM, BAILEY,
1824
01:01:49,272 --> 01:01:51,339
OKAY.
1825
01:01:52,508 --> 01:01:54,910
OKAY...
1826
01:01:57,547 --> 01:01:58,714
OH, MY, THIS COULD
FEED AN ARMY.
1827
01:01:58,716 --> 01:02:00,048
[CHUCKLING]
1828
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:02,484
YOU BETTER BE HUNGRY.
1829
01:02:02,486 --> 01:02:04,986
WHAT IS THIS?
1830
01:02:04,988 --> 01:02:06,655
THIS IS...
1831
01:02:06,657 --> 01:02:08,623
TONIGHT'S REAL SURPRISE.
1832
01:02:12,695 --> 01:02:14,129
OPEN IT.
1833
01:02:29,979 --> 01:02:32,848
BAILEY DALEY,
1834
01:02:32,850 --> 01:02:34,616
WILL YOU MARRY ME?
1835
01:02:36,185 --> 01:02:37,452
[LAUGHS IN SHOCK] YES!
1836
01:02:37,454 --> 01:02:39,254
[LAUGHING] YES.
1837
01:02:39,256 --> 01:02:41,289
YES.
1838
01:02:41,291 --> 01:02:48,396
[CLAPPING IN JOYFULLY]
1839
01:02:48,398 --> 01:02:49,765
[LAUGHING]
1840
01:03:01,911 --> 01:03:03,078
THESE ARE JUST
SOME OF THE DRESSES
1841
01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:04,312
THAT WE SELL AT STRANG'S.
1842
01:03:05,681 --> 01:03:06,815
MY PERSONAL FAVORITE...
1843
01:03:06,817 --> 01:03:07,783
OH, WOW.
1844
01:03:07,785 --> 01:03:09,484
IS THE ONE WITH
PEARL BEADS
1845
01:03:09,486 --> 01:03:10,886
AND A HIGH-NECK BODICE.
1846
01:03:10,888 --> 01:03:11,853
TRES ELEGANT.
1847
01:03:11,855 --> 01:03:13,021
[CHUCKLES]
1848
01:03:13,023 --> 01:03:13,822
YOU'D LOOK AMAZING
IN THAT, BAILEY.
1849
01:03:13,824 --> 01:03:14,823
YOU HAVE TO GET IT.
1850
01:03:14,825 --> 01:03:16,224
OH, IT'S GORGEOUS,
1851
01:03:16,226 --> 01:03:17,626
I JUST--I'M SURE
I COULD NOT AFFORD THIS.
1852
01:03:17,628 --> 01:03:19,394
OH, NO, LISTEN, DEAR,
1853
01:03:19,396 --> 01:03:21,163
LIKE I'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE,
1854
01:03:21,165 --> 01:03:22,230
ERIC'S FATHER AND I,
1855
01:03:22,232 --> 01:03:23,231
WE'RE HANDLING EVERYTHING,
1856
01:03:23,233 --> 01:03:24,266
SO NOT TO WORRY.
1857
01:03:24,268 --> 01:03:25,133
AND THAT'S AN ORDER.
1858
01:03:25,135 --> 01:03:26,768
[CHUCKLING]
1859
01:03:26,770 --> 01:03:28,203
OH, AND THAT YOU WEAR
1860
01:03:28,205 --> 01:03:29,738
GRANDMOTHER STRANG'S
RUBY EARRINGS
1861
01:03:29,740 --> 01:03:30,806
AS YOUR "SOMETHING OLD."
1862
01:03:30,808 --> 01:03:32,174
YES.
1863
01:03:32,176 --> 01:03:33,608
OH, I WAS GOING TO WEAR
THESE LITTLE PEARL EARRINGS
1864
01:03:33,610 --> 01:03:34,976
THAT MY DAD GAVE ME
FOR MY 10th BIRTHDAY.
1865
01:03:34,978 --> 01:03:36,378
PEARL?
1866
01:03:36,380 --> 01:03:37,779
BUT, HONEY,
THESE ARE RUBY.
1867
01:03:37,781 --> 01:03:39,114
THEY'RE ONE OF A KIND.
1868
01:03:39,116 --> 01:03:39,981
YOU COULDN'T EVEN
BUY THEM TODAY.
1869
01:03:39,983 --> 01:03:43,251
MM-HMM. NO,
THEY'LL BE PERFECT.
1870
01:03:43,253 --> 01:03:45,754
YOU'LL LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
1871
01:03:48,191 --> 01:03:51,259
SO, OUR TABLE SHOULD BE
IMMEDIATE FAMILY ONLY,
1872
01:03:51,261 --> 01:03:52,494
OF COURSE.
1873
01:03:52,496 --> 01:03:54,429
WAIT, WHAT ABOUT
AMBER AND TRAVIS?
1874
01:03:54,431 --> 01:04:00,001
UH, AMBER AND TRAVIS
CAN SIT... HERE...
1875
01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:01,303
WITH MY ASSISTANT,
AND HER MOTHER,
1876
01:04:01,305 --> 01:04:03,338
AND MY COUSINS
FROM NEWPORT.
1877
01:04:03,340 --> 01:04:05,207
WAIT, BUT THEY DON'T
KNOW THOSE PEOPLE.
1878
01:04:05,209 --> 01:04:08,009
WELL, NOW THEY WILL.
1879
01:04:08,011 --> 01:04:09,611
ALL RIGHT, WHY ARE WE EVEN
DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
1880
01:04:09,613 --> 01:04:10,545
WE HAVEN'T
SENT OUT INVITATIONS?
1881
01:04:10,547 --> 01:04:11,713
WE DON'T KNOW WHO'S COMING.
1882
01:04:11,715 --> 01:04:12,781
OH, I'M JUST
GETTING A HEAD START
1883
01:04:12,783 --> 01:04:14,382
ON MY TIMELINE.
1884
01:04:14,384 --> 01:04:15,917
YOU HAVE A TIMELINE?
1885
01:04:15,919 --> 01:04:17,085
OH, YEAH.
1886
01:04:17,087 --> 01:04:17,919
I HAVE SCHEDULED
EVERY SINGLE THING
1887
01:04:17,921 --> 01:04:18,787
WE NEED TO DO
FOR THE WEDDING,
1888
01:04:18,789 --> 01:04:20,322
IN ORDER, FROM A TO Z.
1889
01:04:20,324 --> 01:04:21,289
TAKES OUT
ALL THE GUESSWORK.
1890
01:04:21,291 --> 01:04:22,190
LOOK AT THIS.
1891
01:04:22,192 --> 01:04:24,192
OH, WOW.
1892
01:04:24,194 --> 01:04:25,393
IT TAKES OUT
ALL THE SURPRISE, TOO, HUH?
1893
01:04:25,395 --> 01:04:26,494
EXACTLY.
1894
01:04:27,964 --> 01:04:29,030
HI, EVE.
1895
01:04:29,032 --> 01:04:29,865
NO, NO, NO, NO!
1896
01:04:29,867 --> 01:04:30,899
OH...
1897
01:04:30,901 --> 01:04:33,235
BAILEY, COME ON...
1898
01:04:33,237 --> 01:04:34,302
WHY-WHY AREN'T YOU--
1899
01:04:34,304 --> 01:04:35,971
EVE-- OKAY.
1900
01:04:35,973 --> 01:04:37,939
WHY AREN'T YOU TRAINING
THEM?
1901
01:04:37,941 --> 01:04:39,307
BECAUSE THEY'RE DOGS.
1902
01:04:39,309 --> 01:04:41,643
BECAUSE WE'RE AT THE PARK
AND THEY'RE BEING DOGS.
1903
01:04:41,645 --> 01:04:43,445
WELL THEN, THEY SHOULD BE
ON A LEASH AT ALL TIMES.
1904
01:04:43,447 --> 01:04:45,480
NO, THEY SHOULD NOT.
1905
01:04:45,482 --> 01:04:47,582
AND LOOK AT SHIRLEY,
SHE DOESN'T RUN AROUND.
1906
01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:48,483
WHAT ABOUT THAT?
I MEAN...
1907
01:04:48,485 --> 01:04:49,618
NO, I KNOW, THIS IS...
1908
01:04:49,620 --> 01:04:50,852
THIS IS WHAT SHE'S DOING.
1909
01:04:50,854 --> 01:04:52,120
THIS IS WHO SHE IS.
1910
01:04:52,122 --> 01:04:54,055
YOU KNOW, ALL DOGS
ARE DIFFERENT.
1911
01:04:54,057 --> 01:04:56,258
WELL, AT LEAST SHE DOESN'T
SLOBBER ALL OVER EVERYONE.
1912
01:04:56,260 --> 01:04:57,259
I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW
HOW MANY GERMS
1913
01:04:57,261 --> 01:04:58,493
ARE IN A DOG'S MOUTH?
1914
01:04:58,495 --> 01:04:59,294
HOW MANY THINGS
YOU CAN GET FROM THEM?
1915
01:04:59,296 --> 01:05:00,161
ALL KINDS OF STUFF--
1916
01:05:00,163 --> 01:05:01,196
NOPE, ZERO.
1917
01:05:01,198 --> 01:05:03,231
LOOK IT UP.
1918
01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:04,933
OKAY...
1919
01:05:04,935 --> 01:05:06,134
YOU KNOW WHAT, BAILEY,
1920
01:05:06,136 --> 01:05:07,402
SOMETIMES, I THINK
YOU CARE MORE ABOUT DOGS
1921
01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:09,838
THAN YOU DO ABOUT PEOPLE.
1922
01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:12,507
YOU REALLY
DON'T LIKE DOGS, DO YOU?
1923
01:05:13,910 --> 01:05:15,143
THEY'RE NOT MY THING.
1924
01:05:15,145 --> 01:05:16,745
THEY'RE YOUR THING, BAILEY.
1925
01:05:16,747 --> 01:05:18,713
I TOLD YOU THAT,
REMEMBER?
1926
01:05:19,815 --> 01:05:21,783
AND SHIRLEY...
1927
01:05:21,785 --> 01:05:25,353
YEAH, I GOT HER JUST FOR
YOU.
1928
01:05:27,023 --> 01:05:29,858
YOU KNOW, IF YOU CAN'T
UNDERSTAND MY LOVE OF DOGS,
1929
01:05:29,860 --> 01:05:33,328
THEN YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND
ME.
1930
01:05:33,330 --> 01:05:36,164
WHAT DOES ONE THING
HAVE TO DO WITH ANOTHER?
1931
01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:38,133
[SIGHS]
1932
01:05:38,135 --> 01:05:41,002
I THINK
IF I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT...
1933
01:05:43,873 --> 01:05:47,242
I DON'T KNOW,
WE SHOULD BE...
1934
01:05:47,244 --> 01:05:51,746
WE SHOULD RECONSIDER
WHAT WE'RE DOING HERE.
1935
01:05:51,748 --> 01:05:53,581
RECONSIDER?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
RECONSIDER?
1936
01:05:53,583 --> 01:05:57,052
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
RECONSIDER WHAT?
1937
01:05:57,054 --> 01:05:59,387
BAILEY...
1938
01:06:00,556 --> 01:06:03,158
I'M GONNA GO.
1939
01:06:04,927 --> 01:06:06,962
WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
YOU'RE GOING TO GO?
1940
01:06:06,964 --> 01:06:08,063
WHERE ARE YOU
GOING TO--
1941
01:06:08,065 --> 01:06:10,799
SHIRLEY, COME HERE.
1942
01:06:12,868 --> 01:06:13,768
BAILEY...
1943
01:06:13,770 --> 01:06:15,003
GOOD GIRL.
1944
01:06:15,005 --> 01:06:16,004
WATCH YOUR HEAD, ADAM.
1945
01:06:16,006 --> 01:06:18,974
DON'T JUST LEAVE,
LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS.
1946
01:06:18,976 --> 01:06:21,543
I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE
THERE IS TO SAY.
1947
01:06:21,545 --> 01:06:23,611
LISTEN, YOU BASICALLY THINK
1948
01:06:23,613 --> 01:06:25,313
THAT MY PRIORITIES
ARE ALL OUT OF WHACK,
1949
01:06:25,315 --> 01:06:28,483
BUT YOU'RE MISSING
WHAT MAKES ME ME.
1950
01:06:28,485 --> 01:06:29,918
NO, YOU'RE WRONG.
1951
01:06:29,920 --> 01:06:31,052
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS,
AND IT'S FINE, REALLY.
1952
01:06:31,054 --> 01:06:32,620
"FINE?"
1953
01:06:32,622 --> 01:06:34,322
"FINE" IS LIKE SOMETHING
YOU SAY ABOUT THE WEATHER.
1954
01:06:34,324 --> 01:06:36,758
IT'S NOT HOW YOU TALK ABOUT
SOMEONE THAT YOU LOVE.
1955
01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,827
BAILEY, JUST...
1956
01:06:38,829 --> 01:06:41,997
PLEASE, JUST TELL ME
WHAT YOU WANT.
1957
01:06:46,602 --> 01:06:47,736
I WANT SHIRLEY.
1958
01:06:49,271 --> 01:06:50,271
WHAT?
1959
01:06:50,273 --> 01:06:51,506
COME HERE, GIRL.
1960
01:06:51,508 --> 01:06:52,674
YOU CAN'T JUST
TAKE SHIRLEY.
1961
01:06:52,676 --> 01:06:57,178
YOU JUST TOLD ME THAT
YOU GOT HER ONLY FOR ME.
1962
01:06:57,180 --> 01:07:00,315
BESIDES, NO DOG SHOULD LIVE
WHERE THEY'RE NOT WELCOME.
1963
01:07:10,593 --> 01:07:12,160
ERIC. WHY DIDN'T HE
JUST TELL ME
1964
01:07:12,162 --> 01:07:14,062
THAT HE DIDN'T WANT A DOG
IN THE FIRST PLACE?
1965
01:07:14,064 --> 01:07:15,830
IT WOULD HAVE SAVED US
SO MUCH TIME AND TROUBLE.
1966
01:07:15,832 --> 01:07:16,865
I THINK HE DID,
1967
01:07:16,867 --> 01:07:18,033
JUST NOT IN A WAY
YOU WERE HEARING.
1968
01:07:18,035 --> 01:07:19,000
MM.
1969
01:07:19,002 --> 01:07:20,568
TO BE FAIR,
1970
01:07:20,570 --> 01:07:22,337
I HAVEN'T BEEN
COMPLETELY HONEST WITH HIM.
1971
01:07:22,339 --> 01:07:26,741
I SAID "YES" TO GETTING
MARRIED
WHEN I REALLY MEANT,
"MAYBE."
1972
01:07:26,743 --> 01:07:28,276
WELL, NOW THAT WE'RE
ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS,
1973
01:07:28,278 --> 01:07:29,477
WHY DID YOU?
1974
01:07:29,479 --> 01:07:31,179
BECAUSE MEN LIKE ERIC
DON'T GROW ON TREES.
1975
01:07:31,181 --> 01:07:33,114
I THINK WE CAN AGREE ON
THAT.
1976
01:07:33,116 --> 01:07:34,049
NO OFFENSE TO TRAVIS.
1977
01:07:34,051 --> 01:07:35,817
NONE TAKEN.
1978
01:07:35,819 --> 01:07:37,018
I WISH TRAVIS
HAD HALF OF ERIC'S INTEREST
1979
01:07:37,020 --> 01:07:38,820
IN MARRIAGE.
1980
01:07:38,822 --> 01:07:40,088
THERE IS SUCH A THING
1981
01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:40,889
AS TOO MUCH
OF A GOOD THING, YOU KNOW.
1982
01:07:40,891 --> 01:07:43,058
YOU KNOW, ON OUR FIRST DATE,
1983
01:07:43,060 --> 01:07:45,760
WHEN ERIC BROUGHT THOSE
PICTURES
OF THE PERFECT GOLF SWING,
1984
01:07:45,762 --> 01:07:47,695
I THOUGHT, "LOOK,
THIS GUY IS SUPER-PREPARED."
1985
01:07:47,697 --> 01:07:50,298
BUT... A BIT OF OVERKILL,
RIGHT?
1986
01:07:50,300 --> 01:07:52,333
GOOD.
1987
01:07:52,335 --> 01:07:53,601
THAT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE
A DEAL-BREAKER.
1988
01:07:53,603 --> 01:07:55,470
JUST KEEP IT IN CHECK.
1989
01:07:55,472 --> 01:07:58,373
EVERYONE'S
GOT SOMETHING.
1990
01:08:00,976 --> 01:08:02,477
SPEAKING OF TOO MUCH
OF A GOOD THING...
1991
01:08:04,046 --> 01:08:06,247
MM-MM.
1992
01:08:06,249 --> 01:08:07,348
IF I MUST.
1993
01:08:07,350 --> 01:08:09,617
[CHUCKLING]
1994
01:08:12,922 --> 01:08:14,923
OH, GOOD GIRLS,
1995
01:08:14,925 --> 01:08:16,825
SAFELY CROSSING THE STREET.
1996
01:08:19,728 --> 01:08:20,895
COLE, HEY.
1997
01:08:20,897 --> 01:08:23,398
BAILEY, HEY!
1998
01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:24,999
SO, WHATEVER HAPPENED WITH
YOUR BOYFRIEND'S DOG?
1999
01:08:25,001 --> 01:08:25,967
I NEVER HEARD FROM YOU.
2000
01:08:25,969 --> 01:08:27,335
OH, UH--
2001
01:08:27,337 --> 01:08:29,704
WHOA, WHO'S THIS?
2002
01:08:29,706 --> 01:08:31,206
THIS IS ERIC'S--
MY SHIH TZU.
2003
01:08:31,208 --> 01:08:32,674
SHIRLEY.
2004
01:08:32,676 --> 01:08:34,209
SHIRLEY THE SHIH TZU?
SWEET!
2005
01:08:34,211 --> 01:08:35,577
[LAUGHS]
2006
01:08:35,579 --> 01:08:37,479
THOUGH HE DIDN'T SEEM LIKE
THE LITTLE DOG TYPE.
2007
01:08:37,481 --> 01:08:39,147
NO, HE'S NOT, REALLY.
2008
01:08:39,149 --> 01:08:40,982
HE'S NOT
THE "ANY DOG" TYPE.
2009
01:08:40,984 --> 01:08:42,851
HE JUST GOT HER FOR ME,
SO...
2010
01:08:42,853 --> 01:08:45,220
WELL, YOU GOTTA LOVE
THAT, RIGHT?
2011
01:08:45,222 --> 01:08:47,122
UH, I DO?
2012
01:08:47,124 --> 01:08:48,990
TAKING IN A DOG
IS A HUGE DEAL.
2013
01:08:48,992 --> 01:08:50,558
IF SOMEONE WENT TO
THAT KIND OF TROUBLE FOR ME,
2014
01:08:50,560 --> 01:08:52,360
I'D BE LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU
DOING
THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?"
2015
01:08:53,696 --> 01:08:55,997
EVEN IF SHE DIDN'T REALLY
LOVE DOGS?
2016
01:08:55,999 --> 01:08:57,899
AS LONG AS SHE REALLY LOVED
ME,
I'D FIGURE IT OUT--
2017
01:08:57,901 --> 01:09:00,602
PROVIDED I LOVED HER BACK,
OF COURSE.
2018
01:09:00,604 --> 01:09:01,769
RIGHT.
2019
01:09:01,771 --> 01:09:03,238
BUT, YOU KNOW,
2020
01:09:03,240 --> 01:09:05,607
I'M A LITTLE PIE-IN-THE-SKY
ABOUT ALL THAT STUFF.
2021
01:09:05,609 --> 01:09:08,776
YEAH, I THOUGHT
I WAS, TOO.
2022
01:09:08,778 --> 01:09:10,445
HEY, WATCH THIS.
2023
01:09:10,447 --> 01:09:12,147
ADAM, CATCH.
2024
01:09:12,149 --> 01:09:14,349
OH!
2025
01:09:14,351 --> 01:09:15,383
GOOD CATCH.
2026
01:09:15,385 --> 01:09:16,417
OKAY, THERE YOU GO.
2027
01:09:16,419 --> 01:09:17,252
GOOD GIRL.
2028
01:09:17,254 --> 01:09:18,253
HERE, YOU WANT TO TRY.
2029
01:09:18,255 --> 01:09:19,187
SURE, HERE, TAKE SHIRLEY.
2030
01:09:19,189 --> 01:09:20,155
I'LL HOLD THE DOGS, AND...
2031
01:09:22,291 --> 01:09:23,892
OKAY, OKAY, SIT.
2032
01:09:23,894 --> 01:09:24,926
WAIT, WAIT...
2033
01:09:24,928 --> 01:09:26,227
[GIGGLES]
2034
01:09:26,229 --> 01:09:27,929
HE'S INCHING CLOSER
AND CLOSER.
2035
01:09:27,931 --> 01:09:29,030
OH, GOOD CATCH!
2036
01:09:29,032 --> 01:09:30,398
COOL, WELL, NEXT TIME,
2037
01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:31,766
WE'LL KICK IT UP A NOTCH
WITH TENNIS BALLS.
2038
01:09:31,768 --> 01:09:32,901
OH, MY, WE'LL HAVE
OUR WORK CUT OUT FOR US.
2039
01:09:32,903 --> 01:09:34,035
SHIRLEY...
2040
01:09:34,037 --> 01:09:35,603
AW, GREAT DOG.
2041
01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:36,738
YEAH, SHE IS.
2042
01:09:36,740 --> 01:09:37,739
IT WAS GOOD TO SEE YOU.
2043
01:09:37,741 --> 01:09:38,840
YOU TOO.
2044
01:09:38,842 --> 01:09:40,241
COME ON.
2045
01:09:40,243 --> 01:09:41,609
COME ON,
WE'RE GOING TO GO HOME NOW.
2046
01:09:41,611 --> 01:09:43,811
THAT IS NOT THE END OF THE STORY.
2047
01:09:43,813 --> 01:09:45,213
IS IT?
2048
01:09:45,215 --> 01:09:46,080
HOW COULD IT BE
THE END OF THE STORY?
2049
01:09:46,082 --> 01:09:47,448
WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY
2050
01:09:47,450 --> 01:09:47,949
SHE'S WEARING
THAT WEDDING DRESS!
2051
01:09:47,951 --> 01:09:49,250
OH, THANK YOU.
2052
01:09:49,252 --> 01:09:51,152
LOOK WHO JUST GOT
HIS SECOND WIND.
2053
01:09:51,154 --> 01:09:53,421
CONTINUE, PLEASE.
2054
01:09:53,423 --> 01:09:55,957
WELL, THE NEXT FEW DAYS
WERE PRETTY EMOTIONAL.
2055
01:09:55,959 --> 01:09:57,892
ERIC KEPT CALLING.
2056
01:09:57,894 --> 01:09:59,060
I COULDN'T ANSWER THE
PHONE...
2057
01:09:59,062 --> 01:10:02,263
OKAY, EASY, GUYS.
COME ON.
2058
01:10:02,265 --> 01:10:04,532
WE'VE GOT TO LET SHIRLEY
KEEP UP WITH US.
2059
01:10:04,534 --> 01:10:05,567
COME ON.
2060
01:10:05,569 --> 01:10:07,669
COME ON, SHIRLEY GIRL.
2061
01:10:07,671 --> 01:10:10,572
OH, I KNOW, HEY,
WE'RE SO CLOSE.
2062
01:10:12,875 --> 01:10:14,676
HI.
2063
01:10:14,678 --> 01:10:17,979
I WANTED TO SEE SHIRLEY,
AND GIVE HER THESE.
2064
01:10:17,981 --> 01:10:19,080
OH. WELL--
2065
01:10:19,082 --> 01:10:20,815
COME HERE, SHIRLEY.
2066
01:10:22,251 --> 01:10:25,019
WOW, I DIDN'T KNOW
SHE, UH,
2067
01:10:25,021 --> 01:10:25,887
LIKES TULIPS.
2068
01:10:25,889 --> 01:10:28,122
EXCEPT MAYBE TO NIBBLE ON.
2069
01:10:28,124 --> 01:10:30,024
YEAH, WHAT WAS I THINKING?
2070
01:10:30,026 --> 01:10:31,859
DO YOU KNOW WHAT,
I HAVE AN IDEA,
2071
01:10:31,861 --> 01:10:33,728
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE THEM?
2072
01:10:36,599 --> 01:10:38,600
I GUESS I'D HATE TO SEE THEM
GO TO WASTE.
2073
01:10:40,369 --> 01:10:41,269
HERE.
2074
01:10:41,271 --> 01:10:42,303
TRADE?
2075
01:10:42,305 --> 01:10:43,605
YEAH. [CHUCKLING]
2076
01:10:43,607 --> 01:10:45,139
I GOT HER.
2077
01:10:45,141 --> 01:10:46,341
SO, HOW IS SHIRLEY?
2078
01:10:46,343 --> 01:10:49,244
ASK HER YOURSELF.
2079
01:10:49,246 --> 01:10:51,045
HEY, GIRL,
HOW YOU DOING?
2080
01:10:51,047 --> 01:10:52,614
HUH?
2081
01:10:52,616 --> 01:10:53,982
SHE SEEMS GOOD.
2082
01:10:53,984 --> 01:10:55,250
YEAH, SHE IS GOOD.
2083
01:10:55,252 --> 01:10:57,151
[GROANING]
THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
2084
01:10:57,153 --> 01:10:59,354
SHE'S LOOSENED UP A BIT,
YOU KNOW.
2085
01:10:59,356 --> 01:11:00,822
ADAM HAS THAT EFFECT
ON OTHER DOGS.
2086
01:11:00,824 --> 01:11:01,923
YEAH?
2087
01:11:01,925 --> 01:11:03,858
YEAH.
2088
01:11:06,428 --> 01:11:09,797
BAILEY, I HAVE
TO SAY SOMETHING.
2089
01:11:10,933 --> 01:11:12,533
I MAY NOT...
2090
01:11:12,535 --> 01:11:15,803
LOVE DOGS AS MUCH
AS YOU DO, BUT...
2091
01:11:15,805 --> 01:11:19,340
I DO LOVE YOU.
2092
01:11:21,644 --> 01:11:22,944
HOW MUCH? [CHUCKLES]
2093
01:11:22,946 --> 01:11:26,180
VERY, VERY MUCH.
2094
01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:30,318
AND I'M...
2095
01:11:30,320 --> 01:11:34,055
I'M JUST HOPING
YOU STILL LOVE ME, TOO.
2096
01:11:34,057 --> 01:11:35,923
I DO.
2097
01:11:37,026 --> 01:11:38,426
I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.
2098
01:11:38,428 --> 01:11:40,228
-YOU DO?
-I DO.
2099
01:11:42,031 --> 01:11:43,531
THIS IS REALLY GREAT,
YOU KNOW WHY?
2100
01:11:43,533 --> 01:11:44,866
[LAUGHING] WHY?
2101
01:11:44,868 --> 01:11:46,434
BECAUSE ACCORDING
TO MY SCHEDULE,
2102
01:11:46,436 --> 01:11:47,702
WE STILL CAN SEND OUT
THE INVITATIONS IN TIME
2103
01:11:47,704 --> 01:11:50,438
AND MAKE OUR
ORIGINAL WEDDING DATE.
2104
01:11:51,840 --> 01:11:52,807
THAT IS GOOD NEWS.
2105
01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:56,277
I KNOW.
2106
01:11:56,279 --> 01:11:57,378
INVITATIONS, CHECK.
2107
01:11:57,380 --> 01:11:58,413
CAKE, CHECK--
2108
01:11:58,415 --> 01:11:59,414
WAIT, DID WE DECIDE ON
2109
01:11:59,416 --> 01:12:00,915
A LEMON CAKE
WITH VANILLA FROSTING,
2110
01:12:00,917 --> 01:12:02,917
OR THE VANILLA CAKE
WITH LEMON FROSTING?
2111
01:12:02,919 --> 01:12:04,085
WHAT? NO, NO, NEITHER.
2112
01:12:04,087 --> 01:12:06,020
WE CHOSE THE RASPBERRY
BLACK SATIN FUDGE CAKE.
2113
01:12:06,022 --> 01:12:07,188
NO, YOU CHOSE THAT ONE.
2114
01:12:07,190 --> 01:12:08,723
I SAID SOMETHING LIGHTER
WOULD BE NICE.
2115
01:12:08,725 --> 01:12:11,192
BUT, BABE,
THAT BLACK SATIN CAKE,
2116
01:12:11,194 --> 01:12:12,694
I MEAN, THAT MAKES
A STATEMENT.
2117
01:12:12,696 --> 01:12:13,928
AND, DON'T FORGET,
2118
01:12:13,930 --> 01:12:15,330
THAT'S CHEF DUBOIS'
SIGNATURE DESSERT.
2119
01:12:15,332 --> 01:12:17,031
OKAY, PHOTOGRAPHER, CHECK.
2120
01:12:17,033 --> 01:12:18,099
VIDEOGRAPHER, CHECK.
2121
01:12:18,101 --> 01:12:19,200
WALTZ LESSONS,
WALTZ LESSONS--
2122
01:12:19,202 --> 01:12:20,601
WE STILL HAVE TO SCHEDULE
THOSE.
2123
01:12:20,603 --> 01:12:22,003
OKAY, SO,
2124
01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:23,071
LET'S TALK ABOUT THE WALTZ.
2125
01:12:23,073 --> 01:12:24,105
I'M ENVISIONING
SOMETHING DIFFERENT
2126
01:12:24,107 --> 01:12:25,773
FOR OUR FIRST DANCE.
2127
01:12:25,775 --> 01:12:28,376
LOOK, BAILEY, WE STRANGS
ARE A FAMILY OF WALTZERS.
2128
01:12:28,378 --> 01:12:29,510
I MEAN, THIS HAS BEEN
A WEDDING TRADITION
2129
01:12:29,512 --> 01:12:31,412
FOR, LIKE, FOREVER!
2130
01:12:31,414 --> 01:12:32,980
YOU'LL LOVE IT, YOU'LL SEE.
2131
01:12:32,982 --> 01:12:34,215
MUSIC, CHECK.
2132
01:12:34,217 --> 01:12:35,216
WEDDING DRESS, CHECK.
2133
01:12:35,218 --> 01:12:36,284
AMBER'S DRESS, CHECK.
2134
01:12:36,286 --> 01:12:37,618
UNCHECK.
2135
01:12:37,620 --> 01:12:40,988
SHE'S REALLY--SHE'S NOT
INTO THE WHOLE SUIT THING.
2136
01:12:40,990 --> 01:12:42,824
SO, ONE OF THOSE OTHER
OPTIONS
THAT WE LOOKED AT,
2137
01:12:42,826 --> 01:12:43,925
THE LIGHTER-COLORED ONES?
2138
01:12:43,927 --> 01:12:45,727
YEAH, BUT THE WHOLE POINT
2139
01:12:45,729 --> 01:12:47,762
WAS FOR HER DRESS TO MATCH
THE ROSES IN THE
CENTERPIECES,
2140
01:12:47,764 --> 01:12:49,964
SO, I'M SORRY,
THAT ONE'S NOT NEGOTIABLE.
2141
01:12:54,169 --> 01:12:56,938
[MUTTERING] GOT THOSE.
HAIRCUTS...
2142
01:12:56,940 --> 01:12:58,306
DID I GET A HAIRCUT?
2143
01:12:58,308 --> 01:12:59,407
YES, I DID.
2144
01:13:03,846 --> 01:13:05,947
BAILEY,
FOR PETE'S SAKE,
2145
01:13:05,949 --> 01:13:07,014
YOU HAVE TO STOP SHAKING,
2146
01:13:07,016 --> 01:13:08,616
I CANNOT GET THIS DRESS
ZIPPED UP.
2147
01:13:08,618 --> 01:13:09,884
IT'S SO COLD.
2148
01:13:09,886 --> 01:13:11,085
ISN'T IT FREEZING IN HERE?
2149
01:13:11,087 --> 01:13:12,854
MM-MM, NO,
IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY WARM.
2150
01:13:12,856 --> 01:13:14,255
THE ONLY THING THAT'S
FREEZING
ARE THE DAIQUIRIS.
2151
01:13:15,924 --> 01:13:17,692
OKAY, THERE, HOW'S THAT?
2152
01:13:17,694 --> 01:13:19,293
OH, SO TIGHT.
2153
01:13:19,295 --> 01:13:20,628
IT'S SO MUCH TIGHTER
THAN IT WAS.
2154
01:13:20,630 --> 01:13:21,662
I CAN'T REALLY BREATHE.
2155
01:13:21,664 --> 01:13:23,331
HONEY, IT FITS YOU
PERFECTLY.
2156
01:13:23,333 --> 01:13:24,832
YOU LOOK WONDERFUL.
2157
01:13:26,568 --> 01:13:28,336
OKAY...
2158
01:13:28,338 --> 01:13:29,604
AND DONE.
2159
01:13:29,606 --> 01:13:31,439
THANKS. OKAY.
2160
01:13:31,441 --> 01:13:33,474
GORGEOUS.
2161
01:13:33,476 --> 01:13:34,475
THANKS.
2162
01:13:34,477 --> 01:13:36,944
I AM SO SORRY...
2163
01:13:36,946 --> 01:13:38,846
ABOUT THE SUIT.
2164
01:13:38,848 --> 01:13:40,181
AH...
2165
01:13:43,118 --> 01:13:44,585
[SIGHS NERVOUSLY]
2166
01:13:44,587 --> 01:13:46,687
OKAY, UM,
2167
01:13:46,689 --> 01:13:48,956
I'M GOING TO GO
DOWNSTAIRS AND FIND TRAVIS.
2168
01:13:48,958 --> 01:13:50,725
[SIGHS EMOTIONALLY]
2169
01:13:50,727 --> 01:13:53,628
OKAY, NO, I PROMISE
I WON'T CRY UNTIL AFTER.
2170
01:13:54,496 --> 01:13:55,496
YEAH.
2171
01:13:55,498 --> 01:13:56,597
YOU LOOK SO GORGEOUS.
2172
01:13:56,599 --> 01:13:57,532
OH, BAILEY...
2173
01:13:57,534 --> 01:13:58,466
YOU LOOK
GORGEOUS.
2174
01:13:58,468 --> 01:13:59,801
THANKS.
2175
01:13:59,803 --> 01:14:01,769
BYE.
2176
01:14:05,641 --> 01:14:07,575
SHE'S RIGHT, YOU KNOW,
2177
01:14:07,577 --> 01:14:10,144
YOU'RE THE PRETTIEST BRIDE
EVER.
2178
01:14:10,146 --> 01:14:11,913
OH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.
2179
01:14:11,915 --> 01:14:13,047
I'VE SEEN YOUR PICTURES.
2180
01:14:14,049 --> 01:14:16,184
HOW ARE YOU FEELING, HONEY?
2181
01:14:17,753 --> 01:14:18,986
BESIDES THE FACT THAT
I CAN'T REALLY BREATHE
2182
01:14:18,988 --> 01:14:20,087
AND I MIGHT PASS OUT?
2183
01:14:21,089 --> 01:14:22,790
I'M GOOD.
2184
01:14:23,992 --> 01:14:27,762
YEAH, I'M GOOD.
2185
01:14:27,764 --> 01:14:30,731
I SO WISH YOUR FATHER
WAS HERE TO SEE THIS.
2186
01:14:32,267 --> 01:14:34,035
HE WOULD HAVE BEEN
SO PROUD OF YOU.
2187
01:14:38,540 --> 01:14:39,774
WHEN DID YOU KNOW
THAT HE WAS...
2188
01:14:41,276 --> 01:14:42,810
YOU KNOW, THE ONE?
2189
01:14:42,812 --> 01:14:44,512
[CHUCKLES]
2190
01:14:44,514 --> 01:14:46,180
YOU KNOW WHAT,
2191
01:14:46,182 --> 01:14:47,281
IT WAS ACTUALLY
2192
01:14:47,283 --> 01:14:49,083
WHEN WE WERE
STANDING UP THERE
2193
01:14:49,085 --> 01:14:51,319
ABOUT TO GET MARRIED.
2194
01:14:51,321 --> 01:14:53,488
I LOOKED AT HIM
2195
01:14:53,490 --> 01:14:56,290
LIKE I HAD NEVER
SEEN HIM BEFORE,
2196
01:14:56,292 --> 01:14:58,392
AND I JUST KNEW,
2197
01:14:58,394 --> 01:15:00,928
HE WAS MY SOULMATE.
2198
01:15:00,930 --> 01:15:02,964
AND HE WOULD LOVE ME
FOR EXACTLY WHO I WAS,
2199
01:15:02,966 --> 01:15:05,900
AND ME, HIM,
COME RAIN OR SHINE.
2200
01:15:07,035 --> 01:15:08,135
HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU
2201
01:15:08,137 --> 01:15:10,371
YOU'RE THE BEST MOM
IN THE WORLD?
2202
01:15:12,708 --> 01:15:14,442
YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
2203
01:15:14,444 --> 01:15:15,977
[CHUCKLES FONDLY] OKAY.
2204
01:15:15,979 --> 01:15:17,578
ALL RIGHT.
2205
01:15:17,580 --> 01:15:19,413
BEAUTIFUL, ARE YOU READY
2206
01:15:19,415 --> 01:15:22,884
TO BECOME
MRS. ERIC STRANG?
2207
01:15:22,886 --> 01:15:25,419
I'LL BE OUT IN ONE MINUTE.
2208
01:15:34,229 --> 01:15:35,663
I LOVE YOU.
2209
01:15:35,665 --> 01:15:37,231
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
2210
01:15:53,348 --> 01:15:54,682
[SIGHING]
2211
01:15:54,684 --> 01:15:56,183
WHAT DO YOU GUYS THINK?
2212
01:15:58,287 --> 01:15:59,654
AM I DOING THE RIGHT THING?
2213
01:15:59,656 --> 01:16:02,557
IS ERIC MY SOULMATE,
COME RAIN OR COME SHINE?
2214
01:16:04,459 --> 01:16:06,327
AM I HIS?
2215
01:16:07,396 --> 01:16:09,830
I'M TALKING TO DOGS.
2216
01:16:09,832 --> 01:16:11,899
OKAY.
2217
01:16:11,901 --> 01:16:13,200
[LAUGHS]
LET'S GET MARRIED!
2218
01:16:15,337 --> 01:16:20,975
[♪♪♪]
2219
01:16:56,845 --> 01:16:59,747
DEAR FRIENDS AND FAMILY,
2220
01:16:59,749 --> 01:17:01,449
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
2221
01:17:01,451 --> 01:17:03,684
TO WITNESS AND CELEBRATE
2222
01:17:03,686 --> 01:17:07,088
THE JOINING OF BAILEY AND
ERIC
2223
01:17:07,090 --> 01:17:10,057
IN HOLY MATRIMONY.
2224
01:17:14,496 --> 01:17:15,429
AND DO YOU, BAILEY,
2225
01:17:15,431 --> 01:17:17,064
TAKE ERIC
2226
01:17:17,066 --> 01:17:18,833
TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY
WEDDED HUSBAND?
2227
01:17:18,835 --> 01:17:21,836
FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE,
2228
01:17:21,838 --> 01:17:24,205
FOR RICHER, FOR POORER,
2229
01:17:24,207 --> 01:17:27,408
IN SICKNESS
AND IN HEALTH,
2230
01:17:27,410 --> 01:17:31,112
TO LOVE, AND TO CHERISH
2231
01:17:31,114 --> 01:17:33,347
TILL DEATH DO YOU PART?
2232
01:17:53,168 --> 01:17:54,935
[STAMMERS QUIETLY] N-NO.
2233
01:17:54,937 --> 01:17:56,070
NO, I...
2234
01:17:57,072 --> 01:18:00,041
NO, I DON'T. I'M...
2235
01:18:00,043 --> 01:18:01,075
ERIC, I'M SO SORRY.
2236
01:18:01,077 --> 01:18:02,643
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
2237
01:18:02,645 --> 01:18:03,611
I WANTED TO BE
2238
01:18:03,613 --> 01:18:04,712
WHO YOU WANT ME TO BE,
2239
01:18:04,714 --> 01:18:05,613
BUT I'M...
2240
01:18:05,615 --> 01:18:06,747
I'M NOT THAT PERSON.
2241
01:18:07,983 --> 01:18:09,016
WE CAN'T...
2242
01:18:09,018 --> 01:18:11,318
DO IT LIKE THAT.
2243
01:18:11,320 --> 01:18:12,687
BAILEY, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
2244
01:18:12,689 --> 01:18:13,888
YOU KNOW YOU DON'T
BELIEVE THAT.
2245
01:18:13,890 --> 01:18:15,790
NOW, JUST, COME ON,
GET IT TOGETHER, AND--
2246
01:18:15,792 --> 01:18:17,591
I REALLY BELIEVE THAT.
2247
01:18:19,361 --> 01:18:21,262
ANY WOMAN
WOULD BE SO LUCKY
2248
01:18:21,264 --> 01:18:22,830
TO BE STANDING HERE WITH
YOU,
2249
01:18:22,832 --> 01:18:25,299
BUT YOU'VE HAD
THIS WHOLE THING PLANNED
OUT,
2250
01:18:25,301 --> 01:18:27,168
YOU KNOW, YOUR WHOLE LIFE
PLANNED OUT,
2251
01:18:27,170 --> 01:18:28,569
AND IT JUST--
IT WASN'T MY PLAN.
2252
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:34,075
WHAT ARE YOU...
2253
01:18:34,077 --> 01:18:35,576
I'M SO SORRY.
2254
01:18:35,578 --> 01:18:36,644
COME HERE.
2255
01:18:49,391 --> 01:18:50,424
COME ON.
2256
01:18:50,426 --> 01:18:52,226
[CROWD MURMURING IN CONCERN]
2257
01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:15,015
[RAIN POURING]
2258
01:19:15,017 --> 01:19:18,152
SO, I GUESS...
2259
01:19:18,154 --> 01:19:20,121
I JUST REALIZED, YOU KNOW,
2260
01:19:20,123 --> 01:19:21,589
THAT I CAN'T FIND THE RIGHT
MAN
2261
01:19:21,591 --> 01:19:23,324
BY TRYING TO BE
THE RIGHT WOMAN FOR HIM.
2262
01:19:23,326 --> 01:19:25,726
I JUST HAVE TO BE...
2263
01:19:25,728 --> 01:19:27,595
YOU KNOW, YOU HAVE TO
BE TRUE TO YOURSELF,
2264
01:19:27,597 --> 01:19:29,730
AND THEN THE REST
FALLS INTO PLACE, HOPEFULLY.
2265
01:19:29,732 --> 01:19:33,033
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL,
BAILEY.
2266
01:19:33,035 --> 01:19:37,204
SEE, HE'S JUST A BIG
SOFTIE AFTER ALL.
2267
01:19:37,206 --> 01:19:39,273
AW...
2268
01:19:41,143 --> 01:19:42,710
[CHUCKLING]
2269
01:19:42,712 --> 01:19:44,545
[GIGGLES]
2270
01:19:44,547 --> 01:19:46,714
YOU TWO REALLY
LOVE EACH OTHER, DON'T YOU?
2271
01:19:46,716 --> 01:19:50,050
YEAH, WE'RE, UH,
WE'RE PRETTY INSEPARABLE.
2272
01:19:50,052 --> 01:19:51,986
YEAH, AND NOT JUST BECAUSE
OF THIS JOINT, EITHER.
2273
01:19:51,988 --> 01:19:52,953
OH, HONEY...
2274
01:19:52,955 --> 01:19:56,657
I HOPE TO SOMEDAY HAVE
WHAT YOU HAVE.
2275
01:19:56,659 --> 01:19:59,093
YOU KNOW WHAT,
SWEETIE,
2276
01:19:59,095 --> 01:20:01,862
I WAS JUST ABOUT YOUR AGE
WHEN I STARTED WORKING HERE.
2277
01:20:01,864 --> 01:20:02,997
I WOULD STAND BEHIND
THAT COUNTER EVERY DAY,
2278
01:20:02,999 --> 01:20:06,033
WAITING FOR
MY PRINCE CHARMING
2279
01:20:06,035 --> 01:20:07,334
TO COME WALKING
THROUGH THE DOOR.
2280
01:20:07,336 --> 01:20:09,737
GUYS CAME IN,
AND GUYS WENT OUT,
2281
01:20:09,739 --> 01:20:10,838
AND GUESS WHAT?
2282
01:20:10,840 --> 01:20:12,506
THERE WAS NOT
A SINGLE PRINCE AMONG THEM.
2283
01:20:12,508 --> 01:20:15,576
[CHUCKLES]
AND THEN, ONE DAY,
2284
01:20:15,578 --> 01:20:16,577
RIGHT OUTTA THE BLUE,
2285
01:20:16,579 --> 01:20:19,480
THIS ONE SAYS TO ME,
2286
01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:21,415
"HOW ABOUT
WE GO OUT SOMETIME?"
2287
01:20:21,417 --> 01:20:22,483
AND I'M LIKE,
"GO OUT WHERE?"
2288
01:20:22,485 --> 01:20:24,485
[LAUGHS]
2289
01:20:24,487 --> 01:20:26,153
HE'S LIKE,
"ON A DATE, DUMMY!"
2290
01:20:26,155 --> 01:20:27,321
[LAUGHING]
2291
01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:28,455
AND PRETTY MUCH
2292
01:20:28,457 --> 01:20:29,723
THE REST IS HISTORY.
2293
01:20:29,725 --> 01:20:31,859
[CHUCKLES]
ANCIENT HISTORY.
2294
01:20:31,861 --> 01:20:34,195
[LAUGHS] YOU SPEAK
FOR YOURSELF.
2295
01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:38,199
THE POINT IS, HONEY,
2296
01:20:38,201 --> 01:20:40,301
SOMETIMES--
2297
01:20:40,303 --> 01:20:42,670
SOMETIMES, THOSE ANSWERS
ARE RIGHT IN FRONT OF US.
2298
01:20:42,672 --> 01:20:43,804
WE JUST HAVE TO
OPEN UP OUR EYES
2299
01:20:43,806 --> 01:20:45,606
AND SEE THEM.
2300
01:20:45,608 --> 01:20:47,107
[DINER]: A KIND AND
BEAUTIFUL
WOMAN ONCE TOLD ME
2301
01:20:47,109 --> 01:20:48,409
"DOGS LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY.
2302
01:20:48,411 --> 01:20:50,845
"IF YOU FIND SOMEONE
WHO CAN LOVE YOU LIKE A DOG,
2303
01:20:50,847 --> 01:20:52,680
YOU JUST MAY HAVE FOUND
TRUE LOVE."
2304
01:20:52,682 --> 01:20:54,849
COLE?
2305
01:20:54,851 --> 01:20:55,850
HI, BAILEY.
2306
01:20:55,852 --> 01:20:57,051
GOOD STORY.
2307
01:20:57,053 --> 01:20:58,853
[GROANS IN EMBARRASSMENT]
2308
01:20:58,855 --> 01:21:02,556
YOU'VE BEEN SITTING THERE
THE WHOLE TIME?
2309
01:21:02,558 --> 01:21:03,557
OH, HONEY,
HE'S HERE EVERY NIGHT.
2310
01:21:03,559 --> 01:21:04,758
REALLY. TILL CLOSING
AND SOMETIMES AFTER.
2311
01:21:04,760 --> 01:21:07,127
SITTING OVER THERE,
HUNCHED OVER A BOOK.
2312
01:21:07,129 --> 01:21:08,362
YOU KNOW THIS GUY?
2313
01:21:08,364 --> 01:21:09,463
YEAH.
2314
01:21:09,465 --> 01:21:12,233
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY
SOMETHING?
2315
01:21:12,235 --> 01:21:14,068
I DON'T KNOW,
I GUESS I JUST ENJOYED
2316
01:21:14,070 --> 01:21:16,237
HEARING THE SOUND OF YOUR
VOICE.
2317
01:21:16,239 --> 01:21:17,805
AH...
2318
01:21:17,807 --> 01:21:21,108
OKAY, I'M... I'M STILL
KIND OF EMBARRASSED,
ACTUALLY,
2319
01:21:21,110 --> 01:21:22,710
ABOUT EVERYTHING I TOLD YOU
2320
01:21:22,712 --> 01:21:24,111
AT THAT PARTY.
2321
01:21:24,113 --> 01:21:25,346
ARE YOU KIDDING?
2322
01:21:25,348 --> 01:21:26,914
THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
2323
01:21:26,916 --> 01:21:29,550
BESIDES, I'VE HAD THE
BIGGEST,
BADDEST CRUSH ON YOU
2324
01:21:29,552 --> 01:21:30,718
EVER SINCE.
2325
01:21:36,524 --> 01:21:38,325
OKAY, SO NOW YOU'VE HEARD
ALL OF THAT...
2326
01:21:38,327 --> 01:21:40,194
WHAT CAN I SAY?
2327
01:21:40,196 --> 01:21:41,662
I'M A GONER.
2328
01:21:44,666 --> 01:21:46,433
WHY DIDN'T YOU EVER
ASK ME OUT?
2329
01:21:46,435 --> 01:21:50,471
YOU WERE ALWAYS SEEING
SOMEONE,
OR BREAKING UP WITH SOMEONE,
2330
01:21:50,473 --> 01:21:53,340
AND IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN
RIGHT.
2331
01:21:53,342 --> 01:21:54,875
THAT'S SO NOT WHO I AM.
2332
01:21:54,877 --> 01:21:57,177
I REALLY HAVE NEVER
DATED AROUND MUCH.
2333
01:21:57,179 --> 01:21:58,379
IT'S JUST BEEN--
2334
01:21:58,381 --> 01:22:01,849
IT'S A CRAZY TIME.
2335
01:22:01,851 --> 01:22:06,820
WELL, I THINK YOU'RE GREAT,
JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.
2336
01:22:11,760 --> 01:22:14,662
[CHUCKLING AWKWARDLY]
2337
01:22:19,401 --> 01:22:20,501
[CHUCKLING]
2338
01:22:20,503 --> 01:22:21,502
[CLUCKING TO DOGS]
HERE WE GO.
2339
01:22:21,504 --> 01:22:22,803
THAT WAS
QUITE THE STORY.
2340
01:22:22,805 --> 01:22:26,106
[LAUGHS] WELL, YEAH.
2341
01:22:28,677 --> 01:22:31,445
SO...
2342
01:22:31,447 --> 01:22:34,615
WHERE ARE YOU
GOING NOW?
2343
01:22:34,617 --> 01:22:36,684
UM...
2344
01:22:36,686 --> 01:22:39,386
I DON'T KNOW.
2345
01:22:39,388 --> 01:22:42,489
I'M NOT TIRED, THOUGH.
2346
01:22:42,491 --> 01:22:44,358
WELL, HOW WOULD
YOU AND THE DOGS
2347
01:22:44,360 --> 01:22:47,328
LIKE TO MEET
MY NEW BEAGLE, FLAPJACK?
2348
01:22:47,330 --> 01:22:48,929
A BEAGLE?
2349
01:22:48,931 --> 01:22:51,665
OH, BOY.
2350
01:22:51,667 --> 01:22:53,634
I THINK
WE'D LIKE THAT.
2351
01:22:53,636 --> 01:22:55,803
COOL.
2352
01:22:55,805 --> 01:22:57,838
WHICH WAY?
2353
01:22:57,840 --> 01:22:59,106
ALL RIGHT.
2354
01:23:01,876 --> 01:23:03,610
[♪♪♪]
2355
01:23:04,879 --> 01:23:07,781
YOU MUST BE
FREEZING.
2356
01:23:07,783 --> 01:23:11,485
ADAM... GOOD BOY.
2357
01:23:15,790 --> 01:23:19,927
[♪♪♪]
2358
01:23:20,305 --> 01:23:26,250
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