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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,633 - Hey, Jimmy, baby! 2 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:10,569 - What's goin' on? 3 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,271 - Yo, big night tonight, huh? 4 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:14,706 - Hey, Jim, I got my classical hiphop music CD, man. 5 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:15,641 Should I just give it to you 6 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,109 or take it right to the DJ? 7 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:19,044 What is your process? - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 8 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:20,546 Have you been working out? 9 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:22,247 Telling you, it really shows, man. 10 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,649 It really shows! 11 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,518 What's that scent? 12 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,986 Is that 13 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:29,254 Old Spice? 14 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,522 Grizzly Bear? 15 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,257 I have a nose for these things, man. 16 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,492 Classy choice! 17 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,027 It's sexy, am I right? 18 00:01:35,029 --> 00:01:36,929 Isn't that sexy! 19 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:48,507 You need to change 20 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,942 your ringtone, man. 21 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:51,310 You really need to change it. - Hey, hey, Joyce Ann? 22 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:53,278 - You call your mom Joyce Ann? - I call her 23 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,880 by her preferred name whenever we're going 24 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:56,381 through a rough patch. 25 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:57,349 - I didn't know you were going through a rough patch, 26 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:58,884 I'm sorry, that's terrible. 27 00:01:58,886 --> 00:01:59,886 - Dipshit. 28 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:02,421 - Really? 29 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,023 - You gave me $5?? 30 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,293 You're so cheap, bro! 31 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:24,776 - Classical music which is like rap. 32 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:26,845 I call it rapsical. 33 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,180 I'm still working on the name. 34 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:29,414 It's a hybrid. 35 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:31,383 I've never really been down before. 36 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:32,651 First of its kind. 37 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,019 I'm kind of like an innovator, you know? 38 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:35,754 Like Mozart. 39 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,756 Hey, look, I got an extra CD on me now, 40 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:38,724 if you wanna listen to it. 41 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:39,992 It's pretty good. 42 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:40,926 - Lee! 43 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:41,928 Lee! 44 00:02:43,796 --> 00:02:45,330 Yo, yo, Lee, Lee! - What up, fan? 45 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,399 - We went to high school together! 46 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:48,634 Yo, hey, guys! 47 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,236 Remember? 48 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:52,838 TB East! 49 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,340 Hey, hey, hey, Jimmy, Jimmy. 50 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,608 Look at me, look at me for a second. 51 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,477 That guy that just walked in there 52 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,112 is like a really close friend of mine 53 00:03:00,114 --> 00:03:01,446 for like years, like forever. 54 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:05,250 So if you could just let me squeeze in there. 55 00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:09,621 - Gotta be more like them, man. 56 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,157 - Did you say rapsical earlier? 57 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:14,359 Did you actually use that terminology? 58 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,928 - That's my brand! 59 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:21,533 - Rapsical! 60 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,940 - Looks amazing in there right now. 61 00:03:27,942 --> 00:03:28,941 - So many hot girls. 62 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:30,576 We need to get in there tonight. 63 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:31,843 - Next time I'm bringin' chairs, man. 64 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,278 - No, you're not. - I am! 65 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,214 - You will not do that! - Why would you bring chairs? 66 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:36,415 - Hey, guys. 67 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,716 You just missed a great night! 68 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,318 See ya! - We gonna have fun tonight! 69 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,086 - We had a great night out here, Lee! 70 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:42,020 You should have seen... 71 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:44,356 It was hilarious, we were... 72 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:46,858 - Hey, hey, hey, Jimmy! 73 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,928 Come here for a second, man, listen. 74 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,601 - Are you serious? 75 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:57,970 You are the fucking guy! 76 00:03:57,972 --> 00:04:01,173 - Yo, I'm gonna get a photo of this! 77 00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:05,344 Hello, how are you? 78 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:10,482 - Damn! 79 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:15,053 I see what you're doin', pretty boy! 80 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:46,051 - Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no. 81 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,386 Bring it in, bring it in now. 82 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,487 Okay, we're gettin' in. 83 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:49,721 We need to think of a plan. 84 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,223 - Oh, man, we made it, we're here! 85 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:53,125 - Okay, well I'm about to get my drink on, 86 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:55,127 and my dance on! - No, no, no, no! 87 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,662 Okay, guys, look at me. 88 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,230 Look at me right now. 89 00:04:58,232 --> 00:05:00,999 We need to score the drinks first. 90 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,068 That's the first thing we have to do, okay? 91 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,270 And then we need to scope out the situation with the girls. 92 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:06,471 - Okay, okay, alright, alright. 93 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,473 - Dude, there is so many hot girls in here! 94 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:11,109 But this bartender never serves us! 95 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,978 - That's 'cause you're not confident, man! 96 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,380 You're a nervous, sweaty little man, okay? 97 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,949 You need to go up there, looking cool and confident. 98 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,017 That goes for you, too. 99 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,552 Everybody. - Dude, I'm confident 100 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:22,020 and cool. - Okay. 101 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,089 Well, first thing we gotta do is get out of this huddle, 102 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,991 'cause it's startin' to look weird. 103 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,359 - It looks strange. - Okay. 104 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:30,195 I'm gonna show you guys some dance moves, okay? 105 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,603 Yo, hello, ladies. 106 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:40,339 I hope you guys are both on birth control, 107 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:43,575 'cause tonight, you're both gonna need it! 108 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:52,951 - Really, your moves? 109 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:57,956 That was truly incredible. - That was brilliant, man! 110 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,291 - Just inspiring, man. - Beautiful, I wonder 111 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:01,093 what you said to her? 112 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,302 - Okay. 113 00:06:10,304 --> 00:06:13,105 You guys might need to find a ride home. 114 00:06:13,107 --> 00:06:15,140 - Where does he think he's goin'? 115 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:17,676 Good luck, let's see with this one. 116 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:18,744 - Watch this. - What's he gonna do? 117 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:21,046 - He's gonna fail. 118 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:22,981 - Oh! - Sag! 119 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,117 Yeah, pick your face up. 120 00:06:25,119 --> 00:06:27,986 - Oh, karma's a bitch, dude! 121 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,121 - You alright? 122 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:30,555 - Bartender. 123 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:31,557 Bartender! 124 00:06:37,263 --> 00:06:39,197 Hey, hi, ladies? 125 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,199 Hi. 126 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:45,904 Would you three like to do a shot with me and my friends? 127 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:49,074 - Sure. 128 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:56,915 Sir, could I get six shots of tequila? 129 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,083 - Hola, ladies. 130 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,085 I'm Carlos! 131 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:01,920 - Nick. - I'm Terrel! 132 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,755 - What are your names? 133 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,323 - $90. 134 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:09,828 - What's in this, like 24 karat fucking gold leaf? 135 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,730 Is this some kind of magic elixir 136 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,899 that'll cure my night blindness finally? 137 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,634 Fuckin' Andre 3000? 138 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:16,636 You moth... 139 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,105 I was... 140 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,973 Me and him are friends... 141 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,909 - If you don't pay, I kick you out. 142 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:26,144 - I know you noticed! 143 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,679 - I'm not actually with them, guys... 144 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:34,319 I wanna be like Ron Jeremy, dude. 145 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:35,487 - What, you wanna look like him? 146 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:36,421 - I don't give a damn! 147 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:37,889 Man, that dude is pimp, yo! 148 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:41,426 Man, he's had sex with every porn star since the 70s! 149 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:44,429 That dude still bones 19-year olds! 150 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:47,165 - Dude, we need to up our close game. 151 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,266 That's first and foremost. 152 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,335 I mean, Terrel, you look awful. 153 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:51,603 - What? 154 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:54,105 - Dude, you give us the cool guy factor! 155 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,575 Can you dress like a cool black guy just once? 156 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,810 I'm talking Kanye, Pharrell. 157 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:02,280 You look like Biz Markie if he never became successful. 158 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:05,283 - You look like the only white dude in ISIS. 159 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:08,787 - You like CeeLo Green if he went on a juice fast. 160 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:11,423 - You look like a Arian Nation press secretary. 161 00:08:11,425 --> 00:08:14,759 - You look like Cuba Gooding Jr in Radio. 162 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:16,595 - You look like if Elton John and his boyfriend 163 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:19,698 could fucking have a baby, you'd be that baby. 164 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,132 - You look like Condoleezza Rice 165 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,201 if she went through chemotherapy. 166 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,871 - You look like a pedophile that got away with it. 167 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,740 - You look like a giant black baby. 168 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,342 - Not bad. 169 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,877 - You guys look like... 170 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,111 - Stop, hold it, let it go. - No, no, the moment's over. 171 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,847 I'm just saying the moment's over. 172 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:40,752 - Yo, yo, yo, yo, check it, check it. 173 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,755 - Can you believe this is happenin' right now? 174 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,223 Hot God. 175 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:48,894 - Yo, guys, wave, wave at her, wave at her! 176 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,329 Yo, bro, why you wavin' like that? 177 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:52,797 - I saw the Queen of England do it. 178 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:53,799 Hey! 179 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:11,650 - Hey, good lookin'! 180 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:12,652 - Hey! 181 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,054 - Check 'em out. 182 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,722 - Ooh, that's a big muscle! 183 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,859 - You wanna come with us to the after party? 184 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:24,262 - We're comin' with you to the after party! 185 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,597 - Who is he? 186 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,365 - Oh, no, no it's me. 187 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,934 It's Nick! 188 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:31,136 - Alright, whatever. - High school! 189 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,004 We were in English class! 190 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,740 Ms. Carver, right, what a bitch. 191 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:38,843 - Dude, you love him, man. 192 00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:40,378 - What does his semen taste like? 193 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,981 Is it cherry flavored with orange slices on the side? 194 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,482 - Have you asked him out yet or anything, no? 195 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,984 - You know you can't have a baby out your throat. 196 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,787 - Who's a giver, who's a taker? 197 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,822 Oh, you the taker. 198 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:54,292 He's the taker! 199 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,683 Hello? 200 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:19,618 Oh! 201 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,020 Hey, Ron, how you doin', buddy? 202 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,122 - Well, just workin' on my yoga esoteric 203 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,258 sexual energy control techniques. 204 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:30,028 Well, I just wanted to call you on the phone 205 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,631 and let you know that you're my hero. 206 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,032 You are the man. 207 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,602 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Ron. 208 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,137 You're the man! 209 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,772 I learned everything from you. 210 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,540 - No, this isn't true. 211 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:45,010 You told me how to perfect the butter churner. 212 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:48,146 As for my snow angel skills, they're a little bit rusty. 213 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,649 So I need your help desperately. 214 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:53,718 - Okay, buddy, I'll see you when I get back. 215 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,021 But look, I gotta go right now. 216 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:59,991 I'm currently trying to find a cure for cancer. 217 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:02,427 - Good luck. 218 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,896 - Okay, okay, buddy, buh-bye! 219 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,969 - No, no, no, girls, girls, girls! 220 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,437 You're doing it all wrong! 221 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,674 Let me show you how to do it right, okay? 222 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:19,411 Now, who wants to go first? 223 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:21,046 - Do me first, Ron! 224 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,349 - No, please, do me first. 225 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,452 You did her first last time. 226 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:30,755 - Hey, Cancer! 227 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:34,759 Time for your medicine, baby. 228 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:52,812 - 998, 229 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,714 999, 230 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,126 - Mm! 231 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,461 Your muscles are big! 232 00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,696 Almost like Arnold! 233 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:13,598 Arnold can eat a dick. 234 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,468 You wanna take this up to the bedroom? 235 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:17,402 - Yes! 236 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,536 - For some cardio? 237 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,305 - Yes, let's go! 238 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,940 - Let's fucking go. 239 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:22,942 Follow me! 240 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,294 - Oh, my master. 241 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:46,030 Don't make me wait for too long. 242 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:48,066 - I will come for you 243 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,801 when I come for you. 244 00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,937 I will make sex with you later. 245 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,172 - You're such a genius. 246 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,142 I'll wait for you for eternity. 247 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,144 - I know. 248 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:00,845 I know. 249 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,398 - No, not in my butt. 250 00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,102 - Go away! 251 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,640 - Got a package here for 252 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,109 Nick White? 253 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,677 - Yeah, that's me. 254 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:37,248 - You boys look like you're havin' fun. 255 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,184 - I guess. 256 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:42,453 - Alrighty, you all have a good day. 257 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:45,190 Oh, congrats on gay marriage! 258 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,425 - Thank you. - Thanks, man. 259 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,961 Hey, Mrs. Goldberg! 260 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,233 - I know what you're lookin' at. 261 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,634 Yeah, like that? 262 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,206 - Sorry, Mrs. Goldberg. 263 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,444 This is for Nick Lorenzo White. 264 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,079 That's my uncle. 265 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,714 I'm Nick Leonard White. 266 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,783 - Your middle name is Leonard? 267 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,418 Dude, that's hilarious! - So what, man? 268 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,586 Just send it back to him. 269 00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:15,720 - Dude, 270 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,188 he lives in Austria. 271 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,757 It'll cost like $30 in stamps. 272 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:24,562 Are you wearing my underwear? 273 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:32,503 - It probably stretched now. 274 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,874 - Hello! 275 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,110 - Hey, Uncle Nick! 276 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,379 It's your nephew, Leonard. 277 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,648 - And how are you, my boy? 278 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,183 - Not as good as you, apparently. 279 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,085 - Yo, dude, your uncle is a baller! 280 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,520 - I'm definitely jackin' off to this. 281 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,422 - What? - He can hear you. 282 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,691 - Dude, that's not cool. - Sound, it's on. 283 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,426 - We're on a video call. 284 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,429 - Nick, this is my girlfriend. 285 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,265 But I just call her Cutie. 286 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,033 - Hi, American boys! 287 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,269 You are all so cute. - Oh. 288 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,471 - Hey. - Thanks. 289 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,907 - Your uncle is like a god, man! 290 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,575 - What the hell happened to you? 291 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,110 - I like your friends! 292 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:16,014 So, Nick, what do I owe the pleasure of this phone call? 293 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:19,417 - Oh, a package came here today for you. 294 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,854 It was from Nightclub Inc? 295 00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,555 - Oh, that's extremely important. 296 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,490 - What is it? 297 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,492 - Well, 298 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,960 it's my power ring. 299 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,495 - I don't know what that is, 300 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,730 but it sounds dope as hell, Uncle Nick! 301 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,399 - Well, here's the story. 302 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,268 Every year, Nightclub Incorporated picks a nightclub 303 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,138 as the top nightclub in the world. 304 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,639 And then they throw a huge party. 305 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:45,343 I mean, a huge party, tens of thousands of people. 306 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,445 Well, this year, my club was chosen. 307 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,947 And that ring is my prize. 308 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,549 I have to wear the ring to the party 309 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,984 or they'd be insulted. 310 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,886 I gotta have the ring. 311 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,522 - When's the party? 312 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,791 - It's in two days, this Saturday. 313 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,092 So it's too late to mail it, 314 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,226 I don't trust the mail anyway. 315 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,461 Hey! 316 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,463 How about, 317 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,565 how about I fly you guys to Austria tonight? 318 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,900 I'll put you guys up, 319 00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:10,969 we'll party like animals for days. 320 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,370 What do you say? 321 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,873 - Are you serious right now? 322 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,208 Are you serious? 323 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,510 - I'm your Uncle Nicky, aren't I? 324 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,045 - We're going, we're going. 325 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,181 We're going, we're going! 326 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,357 - Baby? 327 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,258 I'm ready for you now. 328 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,599 We're making a quick stop to Barcelona. 329 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,935 So those of you continuing to Salzburg, Austria 330 00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,737 please remain seated. 331 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,754 You know what I mean? 332 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:03,755 Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! 333 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,456 Slow down! Slow down. 334 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,292 Okay, this is going to be a long flight, and I'm already stuck 335 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,293 in the middle of you guys. Okay? 336 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,229 I'm screwed enough as it is. 337 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,296 Get away from me. 338 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,700 - It's my side! - It's my side! 339 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,435 It's ever-it's every time your side! 340 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,737 - Always my side! Yes it is! - Always your side! 341 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:20,979 That's why you are zero people. 342 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,645 - How you doin', comin' through, first class. 343 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,047 Hey, guys. 344 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,015 These drinks are on me. 345 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,188 What? 346 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,091 You can't be mad at me for taking the first class ticket. 347 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,759 I mean, my uncle paid for it. 348 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,061 It's only fair. 349 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,598 I just took a sleeping pill, I'm fading fast. 350 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,333 How you guys doin'? 351 00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,702 - I'm great! 352 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,072 I'm so comfortable right now! 353 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,474 These guys are awesome! 354 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,342 Dude, we know these... 355 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,679 We know these drinks are free but thanks. 356 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,347 - Well, I fetched them for you. 357 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,349 Thank you! 358 00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,685 How you doin'? 359 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,988 - You do know there's a whole other seat over there, right? 360 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,957 - Mm-hm, I do. 361 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,526 - Hey, man, you like a aspirin bottle, 362 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,360 pills or something? 363 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,595 I got a headache 364 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,130 and my neck is hurting me. 365 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,932 - Hope your back hurts, Big Daddy! 366 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,066 - No, no, no, I'm good! 367 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,634 No, no, thank you, thank you! 368 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,770 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 369 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,238 - Mm-kay. 370 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,739 - Yeah, dude, can I get one, too? 371 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,975 Man, your snoring last night kept me up all night. 372 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:35,213 - Congratulations on the gay marriage! 373 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,384 - Why does everyone say that? 374 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:44,088 - Okay, I mean, yeah, those are aspirin or... 375 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,860 Boner pills, I don't know. 376 00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,461 Fuck you, guys! 377 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,463 Goin' back to first class. 378 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,599 You don't follow me, okay? 379 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:58,136 You stay on your side, I'll stay on my side. 380 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:02,039 Going to sleep, keep it down, animals. 381 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,207 - Hi! 382 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:05,176 Sorry, I traded places with the old guy 383 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,611 that was sitting here. 384 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,379 I usually like to lean up against the window 385 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,548 but now that you're here. 386 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,951 - Huh? 387 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,521 They call me the Lean Machine. 388 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,857 - I'm Jane. 389 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,193 - I 390 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,262 am so tired. 391 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,700 - Hello? 392 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:30,835 Lean Machine? 393 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,772 You could have just said you weren't interested. 394 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,282 - Oh, sh... 395 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,884 - Hey. 396 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:51,022 My little saucy talk got to you earlier, Big Daddy? 397 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,024 - Mm! 398 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:55,826 - Oh, sh... 399 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,362 What the fu... 400 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,798 That motherfucker. 401 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,800 Okay, sorry, excuse me. 402 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:08,406 - Look, me, you. 403 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,142 Bathroom, right now! 404 00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:14,245 - Oh, hello there, buddy. 405 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,746 Alright, here we go. 406 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,481 Flow like the river. 407 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:21,986 Oh, shit! 408 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,755 Oh, my God! 409 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:29,093 Easy, easy! 410 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,095 Oh, jeez. 411 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,497 It's all over my top. 412 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,900 Oh, I can taste my own piss. 413 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:43,441 Oh, sorry! 414 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,109 - Idiot! 415 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,311 - Oh. 416 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,615 Captain. 417 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,284 - Are you always so excited when you fly? 418 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,785 - Oh. 419 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:58,022 It's hearing your voice on the intercom. 420 00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,590 It really... 421 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,092 It really... 422 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,961 You know what, I suck at this. 423 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,296 - It's okay. 424 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,198 I suck up little things, too. 425 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,101 Why don't you let me show you, hm? 426 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:17,108 Mm, I love men that smell like piss! 427 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,779 - You know, I really hope flying a plane 428 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,849 isn't one of the things you suck at. 429 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:27,084 - Welcome to the cockpit, baby! 430 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,586 - Thank you! 431 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,855 But I've never been to a place that is more amazing! 432 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,490 Look how many buttons there are! 433 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,891 What does this one do? 434 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,660 - Don't touch it! - Okay, no probs! 435 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:36,662 I won't. 436 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,031 Welcome aboard to Boeing. 437 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,832 - What do you want from me? 438 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,301 What do you want from me! 439 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,002 - Oh my G... - Uh, uh? 440 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:48,205 Oh, my God, oh! 441 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,909 Okay, let's get this big old thing down, okay? 442 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,811 - I'm gonna make it make it explode! 443 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,614 - Yeah! 444 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,119 - I can't die a virgin! 445 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,954 Down here! 446 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:04,789 Come on. 447 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,190 Are you ready for that? 448 00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,291 I don't know what 449 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,259 that means! - Come here! 450 00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:09,827 - Okay! - Do it, do it! 451 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,296 You can do it, baby! 452 00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:21,672 - Wake up! 453 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,007 Oh my God! 454 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,075 - More! - Ow! 455 00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:27,678 These things take time! 456 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,281 - Andale! 457 00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:32,083 Give it to me, quick! - I am! 458 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:33,250 - Move, 459 00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:34,852 move! - What? 460 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,020 - Move! - Okay! 461 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,321 - Come on, wake up! 462 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:38,789 Look, boobs! 463 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,757 Wake up! 464 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:40,759 Wake up! 465 00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:44,261 - Okay, no, okay no! 466 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:48,532 I'm gonna make you nervous now. 467 00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:56,006 - Okay! 468 00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:02,146 - How can you be sleeping through this? 469 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:07,151 - Make me come, make me come! - Okay, okay! 470 00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,025 - Oh my God! 471 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,260 Papi! 472 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:18,195 I gotta call my parents and Papi. 473 00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,830 - Wait, wait, wait, wait! 474 00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,632 You had a boyfriend... - I am so sorry! 475 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:24,335 - You had a boyfriend the whole time? 476 00:23:24,337 --> 00:23:26,303 - Okay. 477 00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:27,305 I'm done. 478 00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:29,373 Okay, move, bitch. 479 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,441 I'm working. 480 00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:32,710 Go! 481 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,345 Move! 482 00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:35,347 - Wake up! 483 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,248 - We apologize 484 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,416 for any inconvenience. 485 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:39,784 Everything is fine. 486 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,385 Please go back to your seats 487 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,754 and we'll be bringing around free cocktails. 488 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,023 It was just bad turbulence. 489 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,939 - That sleep felt great! 490 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:02,941 Whew! 491 00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:04,809 So what's up? 492 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,877 Did I miss anything? 493 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:07,879 - Nope. 494 00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:10,748 - Cool. 495 00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:22,493 - Yeah, well, I hope you guys have a great time 496 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:23,727 here in Austria! 497 00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:25,663 - You're just going to love it here! 498 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:26,897 It's so charming! 499 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:28,999 You see we came for our honeymoon, 500 00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,868 and then we decided to live here! 501 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,703 - We can't wait to see it! 502 00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:36,941 - Salzburg has some of the most beautiful places on Earth! 503 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:43,614 And the ladies are going to love your American accent! 504 00:24:43,616 --> 00:24:45,449 - I like the sound of that! 505 00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:47,084 - If these Austrian girls are gonna love me, 506 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,553 I can speak this American accent all day! 507 00:24:49,555 --> 00:24:52,356 - Well, if you guys need any help with language 508 00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:55,426 or get into any trouble, here's my card. 509 00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:57,428 - Thanks! - Alright? 510 00:24:57,430 --> 00:25:00,598 - Oh, by the way, we're having a party tonight at our place! 511 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,533 I would love you boys to 512 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:03,701 come! - Yeah! 513 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,371 - Wow, I mean, that's very nice of you guys, 514 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:10,307 but I think we're just gonna check into the hotel 515 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:12,676 and we have to meet up with my uncle soon 516 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,578 and we're going to this club. 517 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:17,848 And he's gotten us a VIP table and bottle service. 518 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,517 - Yeah, well, that sounds great! 519 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,552 - Well, if you guys change your mind, 520 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:22,853 you got our card. 521 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,188 - Yeah, oh yeah. 522 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,556 - Well then, see you guys! 523 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:27,191 - Later! 524 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,559 - Thank you so much... 525 00:25:28,561 --> 00:25:29,393 - Yo! - What's up? 526 00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:30,227 - Hey, man! 527 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:31,762 - Sorry! 528 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:34,532 Sorry, sorry, Americans! 529 00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:36,600 - Did you see that mole on her face? 530 00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:38,969 Looked like her underdeveloped twin! 531 00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:40,471 - They were nice people! 532 00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:42,606 - And that Sandy was hot, yo! 533 00:25:42,608 --> 00:25:43,440 - I mean, look, man. 534 00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:44,375 Invited us to her party, 535 00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:45,509 it's our first time in Austria, 536 00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:46,443 I say we go! 537 00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:47,945 - Yeah, right, bro! 538 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,381 That party's gonna be full of old, waspy, rich people. 539 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:51,615 They're all gonna be like, 540 00:25:51,617 --> 00:25:53,017 "Would you like some tea and crumpets?" 541 00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:56,053 - And if you don't mind, ! 542 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,922 - Look, they were nice but we are not going 543 00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:00,324 to that party. - Why are we not going, man? 544 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:02,393 - Guys, we're in Europe! 545 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:05,496 Okay, we are gonna party every night 546 00:26:05,498 --> 00:26:08,432 and then we're gonna party in the greatest nightclub 547 00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:10,868 in the world, alright? - Yeah! 548 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:12,069 Hey, this is our taxi! 549 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:15,205 - Oh, that was your taxi! 550 00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:17,274 - You should be quicker! 551 00:26:20,479 --> 00:26:22,413 - Those chicks are assholes. 552 00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:23,614 But they attractive! - Very attractive. 553 00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:26,216 Not the best start to our trip, but hey. 554 00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:27,952 - From a Mercedes to this. 555 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:29,453 - It's fine! 556 00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:32,723 - Always riding bench 'cause I'm the smallest! 557 00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:36,293 - Excuse me, sir, the Hotel Stein, please? 558 00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:41,031 - You want me to show the city on the way to the hotel? 559 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:44,268 No extra charge? 560 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,869 - Yeah! - Yeah, sure! 561 00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:46,871 - Thanks! 562 00:27:19,904 --> 00:27:21,605 - Look at all these people! 563 00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:24,341 They think we're dumb Americans! 564 00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:28,045 - Europe, have some respect! 565 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:32,049 You'd all be speaking German if it weren't for us! 566 00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:13,390 - His uncle got us taupe top dollar coattails 567 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:16,493 and VIP passes to the hottest club in the country. 568 00:28:16,495 --> 00:28:17,695 - That's right! 569 00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:19,163 Yo, yo, what's the address for the hotel 570 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:19,997 that your uncle hooked us up with? 571 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:20,999 - Hold on. 572 00:28:24,469 --> 00:28:26,937 - What's wrong, man? 573 00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:33,477 - Do you guys have my phone or my wallet? 574 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:34,978 - I don't have mine either, man. 575 00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:36,346 - Oh, sh... 576 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:37,348 Oh, shit! 577 00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:40,784 I bet it was that moley mole lady from the airport. 578 00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:41,786 - Fuck! 579 00:28:43,354 --> 00:28:44,855 So wait a second. 580 00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:48,325 So you're saying that none of us have phones or money? 581 00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:50,894 No money? 582 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:54,798 Get out! 583 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,633 - No, no, no, no, no! - Relax! 584 00:28:56,635 --> 00:28:58,769 Calm down, we're good! 585 00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:01,071 - Once we get to the hotel, we can sort all this out. 586 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,306 - Yeah! - Okay? 587 00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:05,743 - Out! 588 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:06,677 - He's got a beautiful sm... 589 00:29:06,679 --> 00:29:08,011 You've got a beautiful smile! 590 00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:11,081 Doesn't he? 591 00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:14,418 Great! 592 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,686 Now, what are we gonna do? 593 00:29:15,688 --> 00:29:16,854 - It's not a big deal, okay? 594 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:19,423 Nick's having his uncle send us some cash. 595 00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:21,358 - His phone number was on my cellphone. 596 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,293 Alright, I don't memorize phone numbers. 597 00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:26,597 - We are so screwed! 598 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:28,499 - Look, let's just go back to the hotel. 599 00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:30,167 I can email him or hit him up 600 00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:32,302 on social media. - Yeah, that's a great idea! 601 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,304 But we don't even know where we are! 602 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:35,806 - Well, no problem! 603 00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:37,574 How about we just tell him to come to the bad part of town 604 00:29:37,576 --> 00:29:40,577 where all the prostitutes seem to hang out! 605 00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:42,446 - We don't even have any money. 606 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:44,214 How are we gonna eat? 607 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:47,718 - Terrel, please tell me you brought snacks. 608 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,919 - No! 609 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:50,988 'Cause somebody said no more snacks! 610 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:52,389 - Now you listen to me! 611 00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:53,991 Now of all times! 612 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,859 - Yo, listen, listen. 613 00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:58,095 We gotta use the power of positivity, alright? 614 00:29:58,097 --> 00:29:59,630 You guys read The Secret? 615 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:02,766 You manifest things with your mind! 616 00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:04,635 - Yeah, I know what The Secret is. 617 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,503 If it actually worked, I'd be a millionaire 618 00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,305 and be dating Minka Kelly right now. 619 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:09,573 - Well, you know what, Mr. Negative? 620 00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:11,408 I believe it, okay? 621 00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:13,243 Use your mind, focus. 622 00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,813 We need money and a ride. 623 00:30:15,815 --> 00:30:16,815 Okay? 624 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,416 And a ride! - Well, what have I to lose? 625 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:20,918 Let's try it, okay, okay. 626 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,320 We need money and a ride. - We need money and a ride. 627 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:24,322 - And sex! 628 00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:25,956 - There's sex? - Yeah. 629 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:26,890 - Okay! - Okay. 630 00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:28,358 - Alright, Carlos. 631 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,929 - We need money and a ride and sex! 632 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,010 - Hey, boy. 633 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:50,247 Do you want to get in the car for a hundred euros? 634 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,481 - Okay. 635 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,183 Okay, it's not what we expected but that's it, 636 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,218 positive thinking! 637 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:55,052 Okay, you see that? 638 00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:56,153 You see that, Nick? 639 00:30:56,155 --> 00:30:57,754 We manifested that! 640 00:30:57,756 --> 00:30:59,256 Yeah, we did! 641 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:01,592 I'm sorry, yes, we would love a ride for a hundred, 642 00:31:01,594 --> 00:31:03,460 a hundred euro? 643 00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:05,028 I manifested you. 644 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:05,929 - Alright, get in car. 645 00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:07,865 I manifest you. 646 00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:10,467 - Sure thing, okay! - Don't go in the car! 647 00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:11,702 Don't go in the car. 648 00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:14,271 How have you survived for this long? 649 00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:17,107 Have you not watched any after school special? 650 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:19,176 Do not go into strangers' cars 651 00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:21,211 'cause they'll probably try to have sex with you. 652 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,213 - What, no! 653 00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:24,147 - Come on, boys. 654 00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:27,184 I give 200 for all three of you. 655 00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:28,318 - No. 656 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,254 We just want a ride, okay? 657 00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:31,388 - That's it, good! 658 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,356 Talk dirty! 659 00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:34,825 I will let you ride me all day! 660 00:31:34,827 --> 00:31:35,792 - Okay, you know. 661 00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:37,127 Maybe he's confusing this. 662 00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:38,428 Start over. 663 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,697 My name is Terrel, what's your name? 664 00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:41,632 - I'm Franz. 665 00:31:41,634 --> 00:31:42,666 - Okay, Franz. 666 00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:44,201 Check this, well my friends here. 667 00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:45,936 They think... 668 00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:49,273 They think that you wanna make sex with us. 669 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:50,807 How crazy is that? - Make sex. 670 00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:52,342 Oh, a virgin! 671 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:55,212 I will give you all 300 for your sex with me 672 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:59,216 and I will also give you a ride wherever you want. 673 00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:02,319 - We're not whores, we're Americans, so we can't. 674 00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:03,720 - Come on, boys. 675 00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:05,622 100 each, you'll like! 676 00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:09,293 - We need money, okay? 677 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:12,663 What choice do we have? - Are you listening to what 678 00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:13,931 you're saying right now? 679 00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:15,365 Are you seriously considering this? 680 00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:16,300 - Dude, we've only been without money for 10 minutes! 681 00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,035 - Trust me, trust me, trust me! 682 00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:19,503 Hey, Franz, look. 683 00:32:20,471 --> 00:32:21,471 We can't sleep with you, man. 684 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,373 But we have an option. 685 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:26,076 Full ride to Hotel Stein. 686 00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:28,078 My buddy Nick here 687 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,014 will sit in the front seat with his dick out the whole time. 688 00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:32,516 That's the best I could do. 689 00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:34,885 He's the white one. 690 00:32:34,887 --> 00:32:36,286 - Whoa! 691 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,188 Whoa, that's never gonna happen! 692 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:40,490 Okay, not in the fuc... - Shut up, bitch! 693 00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,159 I'm makin' it deal! 694 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:44,795 - I give you a ride with 20 euros. 695 00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:46,096 - 20 euros? 696 00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:49,833 You see this beautiful white Anglo Saxon male? 697 00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:51,401 Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? 698 00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:55,072 Okay, he eats tomato soup and he eats Brie cheeses... 699 00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:56,373 Okay, 40. 700 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:58,141 That's the lowest I can go. 701 00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,142 - 30. 702 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:00,377 - Sold! 703 00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:02,646 Alright, we're gonna make this happen! 704 00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:04,281 - I am not doing this! 705 00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:05,248 No means no, man. 706 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,483 I will never... 707 00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:12,422 - Yo, I'm glad they let us check in without ID. 708 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,024 At least somebody's gone alright today, huh? 709 00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:14,891 - It's not all bad, man. 710 00:33:14,893 --> 00:33:16,426 We got what, 30 euros? 711 00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:18,195 Go grab something to eat if you're hungry. 712 00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:20,897 - We never talk about that again. 713 00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:22,399 Ever. 714 00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:25,435 - At least you had fun. - Never, no, never, ever! 715 00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:26,370 - Talk dirty. 716 00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:27,671 I will let you ride me all day. 717 00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:30,307 - Okay, I emailed my uncle. 718 00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,642 Told him to call us at the hotel. 719 00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,445 I'm sure he's trying to reach us right now. 720 00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:37,180 - Alright, well, in the meantime I'm a little hungry. 721 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,949 So let's go grab some schnitzel? 722 00:33:38,951 --> 00:33:40,217 - Yes. - Some beers maybe? 723 00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:41,518 - Schnitzel, absolutely. 724 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,820 - Alright, let's go. - Beer. 725 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,392 Hello! 726 00:33:48,394 --> 00:33:51,361 Ow, baby. 727 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:52,963 Follow me. 728 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:59,302 Make your own man the happiest man on planet Earth, darlin'. 729 00:33:59,304 --> 00:34:00,304 Come here. 730 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,442 I love dirty German. 731 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,513 Hoo hoo hoo. 732 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:10,580 Yeah! 733 00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:15,385 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 734 00:34:21,359 --> 00:34:23,493 Yeah, yeah. 735 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:44,514 - Feeling like a porno camera, man. 736 00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:47,818 - You don't look like a poor. 737 00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:48,652 - And? 738 00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:49,586 How was the food? 739 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,021 - Hey, it was great, man. 740 00:34:51,023 --> 00:34:52,489 It was pretty good. - Yeah, yeah, it was good! 741 00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:54,791 - You did a good choice coming to the best Austrian 742 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,626 authentic restaurant! 743 00:34:57,995 --> 00:35:00,363 Did you know that Arnold Schwarzenegger, 744 00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:02,699 this is his favorite restaurant? 745 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,267 - Are you fuckin' kidding me? 746 00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,169 - No, fucking kidding! - You're kidding me, Igor! 747 00:35:06,171 --> 00:35:09,506 Igor, that's insane! - You know, Arnold... 748 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:13,510 You are even sitting on Arnold's favorite table! 749 00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:14,778 - You're lying to me right now. 750 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,780 Dude, this is Mr. Universe's table! 751 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:17,914 Alright, let that soak in... 752 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:18,915 Commando? - That's amazing. 753 00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:20,350 - Commando? - Yeah. 754 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:23,120 - Arnold is always telling me when he's leaving 755 00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:24,688 after paying, he's telling me, 756 00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:28,358 "Igor, your food is so good, I'll be back!" 757 00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:31,161 - Dude, he said that in a movie. 758 00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:33,130 He said that in Terminator. 759 00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:34,831 - Well, listen, Igor, everything's great. 760 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,433 It tastes amazing, thank you! 761 00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:37,701 - We've had a pretty rough day 762 00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,436 and this comfort food is exactly what we need. 763 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,704 - Thank you. - Absolutely. 764 00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:42,005 - Thank you. 765 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:42,939 So! 766 00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:43,874 I go back to the kitchen! 767 00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:45,675 - Alright, thank you! 768 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:48,612 Nice guy, but weird. 769 00:35:49,847 --> 00:35:51,081 Food's good, though. 770 00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:51,882 - Yeah, man, that's the best Austrian food 771 00:35:51,884 --> 00:35:53,416 I think I've ever had. 772 00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:54,985 - Well, I hope you enjoyed it because we're probably 773 00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:56,686 not gonna be able to afford to eat 774 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:58,188 until we see my uncle tomorrow. 775 00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:01,424 - Yeah, well I got like two more euros left. 776 00:36:01,426 --> 00:36:03,093 - I really hope your uncle pulls through for us. 777 00:36:03,095 --> 00:36:05,061 We're meant to be goin' to this club as VIPs 778 00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:06,897 but we don't even know where we're going. 779 00:36:06,899 --> 00:36:08,532 - Dude, when we get to the hotel, 780 00:36:08,534 --> 00:36:11,768 I'll call him, I'll get that all sorted. 781 00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:13,336 - Well, if all else fails, we can always sell 782 00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:15,939 that good, nice, arian dick of yours. 783 00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:17,207 It's pretty popular out here. 784 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:18,441 You're poppin', you're a star right now. 785 00:36:18,443 --> 00:36:19,876 - That's not funny, I cannot tell you 786 00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:21,244 how not funny it is. - It paid for this. 787 00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:24,181 - Dude, sexual assault isn't funny, okay? 788 00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,482 - I think it's your look. 789 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:26,750 - Dude, I... - Oh hey, what's up, guys? 790 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:27,984 Listen, can we get some more hot sauce 791 00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:30,220 and some sriracha, maybe refill these drinks? 792 00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:32,155 For him, if you don't mind? - Yo, dude, dude, dude. 793 00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:34,024 I don't think they speak any English. 794 00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:36,126 Do you guys understand English? 795 00:36:36,128 --> 00:36:37,494 - Dr. Pepper! 796 00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:38,662 Sunkist soda! 797 00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:41,464 Drinks! 798 00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:43,900 - We overheard that you have money problems. 799 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,602 Maybe I can help you. 800 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,470 - No, no, no, no. 801 00:36:47,472 --> 00:36:48,538 We're okay. 802 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,241 - It's not sound like it! 803 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:53,944 - Just hear us out. 804 00:36:53,946 --> 00:36:54,878 - Hey, hey, hey. 805 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,413 Don't scream like a girl! 806 00:36:56,415 --> 00:36:58,515 We don't want to hurt you, yes? 807 00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,483 We are like a bank! 808 00:37:00,485 --> 00:37:02,118 - So, seriously, you're like a bank? 809 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,286 - Yeah. 810 00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:04,421 Our boss, Mr. Chase, has an office 811 00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:06,256 just around the corner, yes? 812 00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:08,592 Maybe you can get a temporary loan. 813 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:09,793 - Okay, you know what? 814 00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:10,727 We've heard of Chase Bank before. 815 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:11,995 They got it in the States. 816 00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:13,830 Look, this will be a good thing. 817 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:16,366 - So come now, we show. 818 00:37:16,368 --> 00:37:18,501 - Come with us! 819 00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:20,036 - Could you give us a second, please? 820 00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:21,038 Just a... 821 00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:23,940 Here's the thing, okay? 822 00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:26,109 We should have money 823 00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,544 like tomorrow. 824 00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:30,947 I mean, my uncle will probably cover us then, you know? 825 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:33,516 - Okay, but we don't have enough for drinks tonight. 826 00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:36,253 It's our only night in Salzburg! 827 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,757 Okay, okay. 828 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:41,825 Alright, we'll come with you. 829 00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:44,461 We'll visit Mr. Chase. 830 00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:45,962 And maybe we'll borrow a little bit of money, 831 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:48,598 just to get us through tonight. 832 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:50,467 - Okay. 833 00:37:51,702 --> 00:37:52,736 - Alright. - Come with us. 834 00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:54,471 - Oh, okay. 835 00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:56,239 Thank you very much, guys! 836 00:37:56,241 --> 00:37:57,407 Food's great! - Thank you! 837 00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:58,409 Amazing! 838 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:00,977 - Guys! 839 00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:02,579 Thank you, be back! 840 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:05,482 Hasta la vista, baby! - Bye, boys! 841 00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:07,350 - Bye-bye! 842 00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:21,164 Okay, you guys aren't gonna rob us, right? 843 00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:23,933 Because you do remember I said we have no money? 844 00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:26,336 Man, we are about to get man-raped. 845 00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:29,572 No money, no rape. 846 00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:31,675 This dude said no rape, but I swear this big guy keeps 847 00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:33,176 staring at my ass. 848 00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:35,278 I'm telling you, if this guys tries to rape me 849 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,547 I'm gonna pump the little bastard, okay. 850 00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:39,716 I don't like this. 851 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,404 - This is Mr. Chase. 852 00:39:12,383 --> 00:39:14,417 - Hello, gentlemen. 853 00:39:14,419 --> 00:39:16,453 Nice to meet you. 854 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:18,154 Welcome to Salzburg. 855 00:39:19,323 --> 00:39:20,724 This 856 00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:21,726 is my city. 857 00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:25,929 - Hi. 858 00:39:26,597 --> 00:39:28,131 I'm Nick. 859 00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:29,599 - I'm Terrel. 860 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:31,401 - I'm Carlos. 861 00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:33,503 Nice to meet you, Mr. Chase. 862 00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:35,004 - Dino. - Sir? 863 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,272 - Get four glasses. 864 00:39:36,274 --> 00:39:39,042 Pop open a bottle of Dom from the 90s. 865 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:41,911 You boys know what goes great with Dom? 866 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,413 Caviar! 867 00:39:43,415 --> 00:39:46,816 BV, get the crackers and caviar as well. 868 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,487 - You seriously don't have to do this for us. 869 00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:53,990 - Maybe a little. 870 00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:56,059 - Thank you. 871 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,228 This is just too nice, dude. 872 00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,497 Should I just get that, a little bit. 873 00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:01,765 Thank you. 874 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:03,566 - This is a great way 875 00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:05,969 to start off a friendship. 876 00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:06,870 - It sure is. 877 00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:07,872 - To new friends. 878 00:40:12,877 --> 00:40:13,977 - Wow! 879 00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:15,612 This is really good! 880 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:18,915 - It's actually my first time eating caviar. 881 00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:21,785 Fish nut! 882 00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:23,119 Why would you give me... 883 00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:25,355 - He's really unrefined. 884 00:40:25,357 --> 00:40:27,857 - This guy makes me laugh. 885 00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:30,226 You boys are welcome here any time. 886 00:40:30,228 --> 00:40:33,463 Men who laugh together are like kings. 887 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:36,933 - I like that! - Yeah! 888 00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:39,636 - I like that! - Like kings! 889 00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:43,206 - Like kings. - Like kings, alright! 890 00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:46,543 - So I heard you boys are in trouble 891 00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:48,511 and may need some money. 892 00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:51,080 - Yeah, see this is what happened. 893 00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:54,484 We got robbed by a gypsie. - It's crazy. 894 00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:57,587 - And then we just figured out 895 00:40:57,589 --> 00:40:59,823 we don't have our phones anymore. 896 00:40:59,825 --> 00:41:01,858 You know, we don't have any money. 897 00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:02,859 - No problem. 898 00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:04,561 This is where I come in. 899 00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:07,530 What can I do to make your lives more comfortable? 900 00:41:07,532 --> 00:41:09,065 - Well, I'm not sure. 901 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:11,835 - We charge a very small fee. 902 00:41:11,837 --> 00:41:13,770 How much you boys need to borrow? 903 00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:14,704 20? 904 00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:15,939 30? 905 00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:17,006 50 or a 100? 906 00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:21,544 - Oh, I think like 80? - 80. 907 00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:22,712 - 80,000 it is. 908 00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:24,013 I like that! 909 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:26,049 - He said 80,000! - This guy's crazy! 910 00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:28,084 This guy's crazy! - You're funny! 911 00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:28,985 You're funny. 912 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:29,919 - No, no, no, no. 913 00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:32,589 We're thinkin' 80 euros flat. 914 00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:35,592 You know, nothin' flashy, you know? 915 00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:41,097 - The caviar in your friend's mouth 916 00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:42,832 is more worth than 80 euros. 917 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:46,603 - Please don't hurt my friend, alright? 918 00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:47,737 - You will borrow money, 919 00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:49,672 now that you wasted my time. 920 00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:52,809 The minimum we allow is 10,000 euros. 921 00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:55,845 - You know what? 922 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:56,779 That's fine. 923 00:41:56,781 --> 00:41:58,047 Yeah, yeah, 10,000 euros. 924 00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:01,851 But can we just pay you back 9,920 right now? 925 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,655 - Oh, it doesn't quite work this way. 926 00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:08,324 You will borrow 10,000 euros from me. 927 00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:10,393 Within two weeks, 928 00:42:10,395 --> 00:42:12,929 for each day you have my money, 929 00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:16,766 you will pay me an additional thousand euros. 930 00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:21,804 - What if we can't come up with the extra money? 931 00:42:26,644 --> 00:42:30,547 - My people over there just loves Mexican food. 932 00:42:36,787 --> 00:42:39,822 And if you boys think that I don't have eyes and ears 933 00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:42,492 all over Europe, you are wrong. 934 00:42:43,594 --> 00:42:44,794 - Okay, cool. 935 00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:46,262 Thank you, it was very nice meeting you! 936 00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:47,897 I will just go now. 937 00:42:50,134 --> 00:42:52,835 Guys, that was like straight out of a movie, bro. 938 00:42:52,837 --> 00:42:55,338 I have never seen this amount of money in my entire life. 939 00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:56,005 Lemme hold it, man. 940 00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:57,140 No, no, no, no. 941 00:42:57,142 --> 00:42:59,943 We should be careful with it, okay? 942 00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:02,011 I'm just saying, like, my uncle has to 943 00:43:02,013 --> 00:43:05,782 Dude, it's going to be fine, let's just go for a beer. 944 00:43:05,784 --> 00:43:06,784 Let's go. 945 00:43:08,486 --> 00:43:09,752 Are you listening to me right now? 946 00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,220 Look, we can't just, like, mess around with this. 947 00:43:11,222 --> 00:43:12,789 - Dude- - Those were serious guys. 948 00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,557 I don't want to end up as pit bull food, right? 949 00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:15,558 - He's got a good point. - Everything will be fine. 950 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,593 Good point. 951 00:43:16,595 --> 00:43:18,061 - Let's go! - Just one. 952 00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:19,629 Okay, just a couple drinks, and that's it. 953 00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:20,863 - Okay. - That's it. 954 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,828 - This is great, man. 955 00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:53,062 You know? 956 00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:56,399 We're here, we got the beautiful beer. 957 00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:59,135 Chick keeps lookin' at me. 958 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:01,671 - Danke schön, good sir. 959 00:44:01,673 --> 00:44:02,872 How much do I owe you? 960 00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:04,807 - It's 12 euros. 961 00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:06,142 - Like, 12 apiece? 962 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:08,044 - No, it's for all 12 euros. 963 00:44:08,046 --> 00:44:09,112 - Oh. 964 00:44:09,114 --> 00:44:10,313 - Okay. - That's good, right? 965 00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:11,315 - Awesome. 966 00:44:12,349 --> 00:44:13,983 There you go, sir, keep the change. 967 00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:16,786 - Oh, thank you, my American friends! 968 00:44:16,788 --> 00:44:19,288 There are some hooligans in the back of the bar. 969 00:44:19,290 --> 00:44:22,492 Please stay at the bar, don't go back, okay? 970 00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:24,961 - Okay. 971 00:44:24,963 --> 00:44:25,963 Okay. 972 00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:28,331 We'll heed your advice. 973 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,700 Cheers! - Yeah, cheers, guys. 974 00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:33,436 - Let's get drunk! 975 00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:41,978 - Rule Britannia! 976 00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:46,015 - You guys wanna do a game? 977 00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:48,151 Yeah! 978 00:44:48,153 --> 00:44:50,653 - In Austria, we love drinking games. 979 00:44:50,655 --> 00:44:52,055 - So do we! 980 00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:53,056 Beer pong? 981 00:44:53,058 --> 00:44:54,524 - Are you boys scared? 982 00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:55,625 - Of what? - Scared of what? 983 00:44:55,627 --> 00:44:56,926 - Girls? - I'm an American. 984 00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:58,361 I'm an American, sweetheart! 985 00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:01,097 America. - It's adorable, really. 986 00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:03,199 - Let's play. 987 00:46:05,062 --> 00:46:06,929 - I'm tellin' you, man! 988 00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,197 You're my best friend! 989 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:09,465 - That's what I'm talkin' about, son! 990 00:46:09,467 --> 00:46:10,500 - Right? 991 00:46:10,502 --> 00:46:11,334 - Yeah! - You know what I mean? 992 00:46:11,336 --> 00:46:12,535 You have a beard, 993 00:46:12,537 --> 00:46:13,936 you got a tattoo. - I can't even lie, man! 994 00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:14,938 You did your thing! 995 00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:31,888 - Come here! 996 00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:37,827 - That way, Ratty, come on! 997 00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:47,537 - Oh, my God. 998 00:46:47,539 --> 00:46:49,071 Oh, I think we lost him. - Fuck! 999 00:46:50,842 --> 00:46:52,041 - My lungs. 1000 00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:54,777 My lungs aren't developed properly! 1001 00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:58,447 - All up here. 1002 00:46:58,449 --> 00:46:59,749 It's coming up. 1003 00:47:02,219 --> 00:47:03,886 - Wait up, hold up. 1004 00:47:05,789 --> 00:47:07,757 Is this Mozart's house? 1005 00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:10,193 - I have no idea. 1006 00:47:10,195 --> 00:47:12,929 - This is where Mozart was born! 1007 00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:15,164 - Do you think he still lives here? 1008 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,465 - What? 1009 00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:17,567 - Do you think he still lives here? 1010 00:47:17,569 --> 00:47:19,802 - Dude, he's dead. - Oh. 1011 00:47:19,804 --> 00:47:21,170 - Oi! - Oh, sh... 1012 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:23,105 - You boys spilled my fucking beer! 1013 00:47:23,107 --> 00:47:24,540 Now you're gonna die! 1014 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,976 - Are you seriously gonna kill us over a beer? 1015 00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:29,545 - That's how us English boys have always done it. 1016 00:47:29,547 --> 00:47:33,649 - I'm gonna die at Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's house. 1017 00:47:33,651 --> 00:47:35,117 I can do that. 1018 00:47:35,119 --> 00:47:36,052 I'm gonna die. 1019 00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:37,386 You know he's my favorite. 1020 00:47:37,388 --> 00:47:38,988 - Me, too! 1021 00:47:38,990 --> 00:47:40,423 - What? 1022 00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:41,691 Get outta here! 1023 00:47:41,693 --> 00:47:42,925 I'm a fan! 1024 00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:44,560 I mix like rap music with classical music. 1025 00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:46,295 I call it rapsical. 1026 00:47:46,297 --> 00:47:47,730 - That's really nice. 1027 00:47:47,732 --> 00:47:49,732 I wish we could have been friends before I had to kill ya! 1028 00:47:49,734 --> 00:47:52,168 Listen, man. 1029 00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:54,503 There's gotta be a way we can work this out. 1030 00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:55,605 Alright? 1031 00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:56,572 - Sure. 1032 00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:59,175 You can buy me another beer. 1033 00:47:59,177 --> 00:48:00,109 - That's it? 1034 00:48:00,111 --> 00:48:01,477 That's all we have to do? 1035 00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:02,545 - Yeah, why? 1036 00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:07,450 - It just seems like you could've presented us 1037 00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:08,851 with that option. 1038 00:48:08,853 --> 00:48:12,021 Before you chased us with the hammer. 1039 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:14,957 Well, great! 1040 00:48:16,326 --> 00:48:18,895 I'll go out right now, I'll buy us a whole bunch of beers! 1041 00:48:18,897 --> 00:48:21,230 You know, it's no big deal! 1042 00:48:22,165 --> 00:48:23,432 - Let's do it! 1043 00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:24,434 - Let's go! 1044 00:48:26,503 --> 00:48:27,837 - Let's get outta here! 1045 00:48:27,839 --> 00:48:29,672 How you doin', buddy? 1046 00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:32,909 You know what, dude? 1047 00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:34,610 You got awesome tattoos. 1048 00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:36,712 - Really, seriously, man. 1049 00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:37,713 - You know what? 1050 00:48:37,715 --> 00:48:39,882 You should get one. 1051 00:48:39,884 --> 00:48:43,152 - Fuck it. - Fuck it, let's do it! 1052 00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:46,622 Alright, guys, we doin' this? 1053 00:48:46,624 --> 00:48:48,157 - Doin' it, bro. - Yeah? 1054 00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:50,426 - It hurts! 1055 00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:52,328 - I haven't even started yet, dude. 1056 00:48:52,330 --> 00:48:53,329 - Okay. 1057 00:48:53,331 --> 00:48:54,964 - Oh my God. - Oh my God. 1058 00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,999 Make sure you put a gap in his mouth. 1059 00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:57,934 - He's what? 1060 00:48:57,936 --> 00:48:59,168 - Please don't shit on yourself. 1061 00:48:59,170 --> 00:49:01,003 We will see the exit immediately. 1062 00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:03,072 - Okay, I don't like that. 1063 00:49:03,074 --> 00:49:05,007 - Shit on your face, bro! 1064 00:49:06,544 --> 00:49:07,777 - I work out. 1065 00:49:07,779 --> 00:49:09,645 Billy Blanks work out plan, you know? 1066 00:49:09,647 --> 00:49:11,547 - Ooh, can we stop, can we stop, can we stop? 1067 00:49:11,549 --> 00:49:12,949 Can we take a break, can we take a break, 1068 00:49:12,951 --> 00:49:13,783 can we take a break? - What we need 1069 00:49:13,785 --> 00:49:14,951 is some more colors. 1070 00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:17,286 - I get it once in a while. 1071 00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:19,355 My mom actually put me on to it, so you know. 1072 00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:21,490 'Cause her ass is amazin'. 1073 00:49:21,492 --> 00:49:24,527 - How do you feel anything with all that fur? 1074 00:49:24,529 --> 00:49:25,962 - For real. 1075 00:49:25,964 --> 00:49:27,263 - It's like a knife bein' thrown in the middle of a forest. 1076 00:49:27,265 --> 00:49:28,331 - Oh my God! 1077 00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:30,499 - You know what I think? 1078 00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,902 That's more like Sylvester Stallone. 1079 00:49:32,904 --> 00:49:36,639 - It looks like the cushions of my recliner. 1080 00:49:37,841 --> 00:49:39,275 - The trick is to not clench up too much. 1081 00:49:39,277 --> 00:49:42,745 You know, be relaxed, be comfortable. 1082 00:49:42,747 --> 00:49:44,480 - Nice one, geezers! 1083 00:49:51,221 --> 00:49:52,655 - You know what, dude? 1084 00:49:52,657 --> 00:49:54,056 You're actually a pretty cool guy. 1085 00:49:54,058 --> 00:49:56,225 - No, you're a great guy. 1086 00:49:57,294 --> 00:49:58,227 - You know what? 1087 00:49:58,229 --> 00:49:59,395 Next time you come to Europe, 1088 00:49:59,397 --> 00:50:00,596 you should come to London. 1089 00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:02,531 - London! - We'll go to London! 1090 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,367 - They call me the Diamond Geezer there! 1091 00:50:11,141 --> 00:50:12,408 Enough, alright? 1092 00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:14,310 - Sorry. - Sorry. 1093 00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:17,613 - I know we're friends now and stuff. 1094 00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:20,783 - You know what, you're a good man, brother. 1095 00:50:20,785 --> 00:50:22,084 You speak well. 1096 00:50:22,086 --> 00:50:23,953 I love your accent, you sound funny. 1097 00:50:23,955 --> 00:50:27,490 Learn English! 1098 00:50:27,492 --> 00:50:29,291 And you know what's best? 1099 00:50:29,293 --> 00:50:30,459 You're from good stock! - Thank you! 1100 00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:34,363 - Give me some my... 1101 00:50:34,365 --> 00:50:36,032 Taxi! 1102 00:50:36,034 --> 00:50:39,101 - My beer! 1103 00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:49,178 - Not in my butt. 1104 00:50:50,147 --> 00:50:51,414 - Wakey, wakey! 1105 00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:52,416 Come on! 1106 00:50:54,451 --> 00:50:55,951 15 euros! 1107 00:50:55,953 --> 00:50:57,119 - Okay. 1108 00:50:57,121 --> 00:50:58,487 We're at the hotel, man, let's go. 1109 00:50:58,489 --> 00:51:00,156 - Okay. - Alright. 1110 00:51:00,158 --> 00:51:02,191 - Dude, pay the guy. 1111 00:51:15,372 --> 00:51:16,439 Oh, come on! 1112 00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:20,309 This isn't the Hotel Stein! 1113 00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:21,710 - Oh, fuck, man! 1114 00:51:23,046 --> 00:51:24,146 Fuck! 1115 00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:26,682 Wait, how did the cab? 1116 00:51:26,684 --> 00:51:28,384 I gave him a, 1117 00:51:28,386 --> 00:51:29,618 a business card! 1118 00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:32,221 - Hey, everybody, just relax, okay, calm down. 1119 00:51:32,223 --> 00:51:33,889 We'll just go in the house, 1120 00:51:33,891 --> 00:51:37,793 we'll ask to borrow their phone, just call a new taxi. 1121 00:51:37,795 --> 00:51:38,727 - No, you're right. 1122 00:51:38,729 --> 00:51:39,662 - I'm always right, buddy. 1123 00:51:39,664 --> 00:51:41,297 - You're a positive guy, Terrel. 1124 00:51:41,299 --> 00:51:42,565 I'm starting to like that 1125 00:51:42,567 --> 00:51:43,799 about you. - Well, thank you so much. 1126 00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:45,334 - I am, I'm starting to like it, I am. 1127 00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:46,902 You know what, we knock on the door, 1128 00:51:46,904 --> 00:51:48,804 see if they can call us a cab! 1129 00:51:48,806 --> 00:51:50,172 It's not a big deal. 1130 00:51:50,174 --> 00:51:51,407 - They might even have a driver. 1131 00:51:51,409 --> 00:51:52,975 They got a fucking water fountain. 1132 00:51:52,977 --> 00:51:54,944 - Who has a water fountain in their front yard? 1133 00:51:54,946 --> 00:51:56,312 - These guys have got money. 1134 00:51:56,314 --> 00:51:57,580 - They're the 1%, man! 1135 00:51:57,582 --> 00:51:59,048 That's what they are. - Yeah. 1136 00:51:59,050 --> 00:52:00,649 - It's pretty cool. 1137 00:52:00,651 --> 00:52:02,351 That's cool. 1138 00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:06,589 - It's like something out of a fairytale. 1139 00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:14,497 - I mean, should we just knock? 1140 00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:16,332 I mean, it's after midnight. 1141 00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:18,567 - Fuck it, dude, what's the worst that can happen? 1142 00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:19,435 - Okay. - The guy would yell 1143 00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:21,403 at us in German? - Yeah. 1144 00:52:27,110 --> 00:52:28,377 Bro, just knock again, man. 1145 00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:29,845 This is a castle. 1146 00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:32,681 They probably got 40-year olds that can't even hear us. 1147 00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:35,684 - Oh, boy, I'm so glad you made it! 1148 00:52:35,686 --> 00:52:36,752 - Holy shit! 1149 00:52:37,587 --> 00:52:39,088 - Hi. - Hi! 1150 00:52:39,090 --> 00:52:41,190 I didn't think you guys wanted to come! 1151 00:52:41,192 --> 00:52:42,258 - We didn't. 1152 00:52:43,793 --> 00:52:48,197 - What he means is that we were drunk. 1153 00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:50,499 We'd taken a cab and when I handed 1154 00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:53,402 the cab driver the hotel card, 1155 00:52:53,404 --> 00:52:56,472 I must have handed him your card by accident! 1156 00:52:56,474 --> 00:52:58,340 - A happy accident! 1157 00:52:58,342 --> 00:52:59,842 - Yeah, lucky us! 1158 00:53:01,411 --> 00:53:03,512 - Really nice castle, by the way! 1159 00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:07,016 I mean, it's a castle! - Thank you! 1160 00:53:07,018 --> 00:53:09,485 - Well, I'm so glad you guys are here. 1161 00:53:09,487 --> 00:53:10,819 Just come in! - Yes, please! 1162 00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:13,789 - Okay, yeah, yeah. - Sounds great. 1163 00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:24,400 They're playin' their Mozart! 1164 00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:30,906 - Yo, guys, this is great! 1165 00:53:32,242 --> 00:53:36,145 I don't suppose you could give us a ride to Hotel Stein? 1166 00:53:36,147 --> 00:53:37,713 - Oh, sorry, no. 1167 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:39,548 We're having a party tonight. 1168 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,417 We can't leave. 1169 00:53:41,419 --> 00:53:44,320 Or you stay with us for the party. 1170 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,667 - Yeah, we'll stay. 1171 00:54:00,270 --> 00:54:02,004 - So how's your tea? 1172 00:54:02,839 --> 00:54:04,573 - It's the breast, I mean... 1173 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:06,175 The best. 1174 00:54:06,177 --> 00:54:07,177 It's great. 1175 00:54:08,545 --> 00:54:10,279 - Well, in a little bit we'll bring out the booze 1176 00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:13,382 and move the party into a bigger room. 1177 00:54:13,384 --> 00:54:16,785 - Yeah, it's sort of a masquerade party. 1178 00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:20,422 - I can't wait! 1179 00:54:33,637 --> 00:54:36,338 - Take these boys and get them robes. 1180 00:54:36,340 --> 00:54:38,407 I'll see you downstairs. 1181 00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:43,912 - So you want us to follow her? 1182 00:54:43,914 --> 00:54:44,747 You want us to... 1183 00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:45,749 Okay, okay! 1184 00:55:06,771 --> 00:55:08,470 - I don't know, man. 1185 00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:10,172 There are no basements. 1186 00:55:10,174 --> 00:55:12,274 Next time, I'ma take the elevator. 1187 00:55:12,276 --> 00:55:13,842 - This is awesome! 1188 00:55:46,643 --> 00:55:47,876 This is weird. 1189 00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:36,058 - Listen to me. 1190 00:56:38,862 --> 00:56:40,429 Venus, 1191 00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:44,099 is flowing through me into all of you! 1192 00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:47,636 - And the spirit of Eros flows from me 1193 00:56:47,638 --> 00:56:48,871 to all of you! 1194 00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:50,973 - Tonight, 1195 00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:52,975 we become one! 1196 00:56:55,311 --> 00:56:59,548 We make all the gods of love and sex jealous of us! 1197 00:57:01,484 --> 00:57:02,484 Say it. 1198 00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:10,626 - Yes. 1199 00:57:10,628 --> 00:57:14,229 Tonight, there is one piece of flesh 1200 00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:16,231 we will all start with! 1201 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:20,936 - We begin with this piece of flesh, 1202 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:24,006 before we can move on to each other. 1203 00:57:26,209 --> 00:57:27,209 - Yes! 1204 00:57:34,517 --> 00:57:37,453 - Goddesses? 1205 00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:40,956 Bring in the flesh! - Bring in the flesh! 1206 00:57:58,441 --> 00:58:01,643 - I wanna make sex with the devil. 1207 00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:04,179 - Please stop calling it that, man. 1208 00:58:04,181 --> 00:58:08,417 It's make love or have sex, you can't mix 'em around. 1209 00:58:21,931 --> 00:58:23,065 - Fuckin' Franz. 1210 00:58:23,067 --> 00:58:24,333 - Really? - Whoa! 1211 00:58:24,335 --> 00:58:26,235 - No, no, no! - No, no. 1212 00:58:27,570 --> 00:58:29,505 - No! - It's not happening. 1213 00:58:29,507 --> 00:58:31,940 - Here's your flesh! 1214 00:58:31,942 --> 00:58:34,676 You have to please this flesh first 1215 00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:37,579 or you cannot be invited to the next part of the party 1216 00:58:37,581 --> 00:58:40,549 where everyone will be... - Okay, okay. 1217 00:58:40,551 --> 00:58:42,918 We gotta go right now. - Yeah. 1218 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,887 - Dude, when in Rome, man. - No! 1219 00:58:44,889 --> 00:58:46,788 Not when in Rome! 1220 00:58:46,790 --> 00:58:49,391 - I'm going to use the phone they have here 1221 00:58:49,393 --> 00:58:50,993 and I'm callin' a cab. - Okay, good idea. 1222 00:58:50,995 --> 00:58:52,861 Let's get back to the hotel, regroup, 1223 00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,129 and make it to the train station. 1224 00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:55,998 - We can stay, come on. 1225 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,533 Look at her. 1226 00:58:57,535 --> 00:59:00,936 - Dude, this man has seen my penis because of you, okay? 1227 00:59:00,938 --> 00:59:02,938 We are leaving, right now. 1228 00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:06,108 Do not look at me like that, Franz! 1229 00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:07,109 Don't look at me, Franz. 1230 00:59:07,111 --> 00:59:09,144 Do not look at me. 1231 00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:10,646 Go to hell, Franz! 1232 00:59:10,648 --> 00:59:12,281 You ruined my life! 1233 00:59:15,118 --> 00:59:17,986 - This chick Ivana, is not kosher. 1234 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:21,490 - We have to go. 1235 00:59:21,492 --> 00:59:23,325 - No, no, no, no, no! 1236 00:59:23,327 --> 00:59:25,627 - We go now! - No, Dino! 1237 00:59:25,629 --> 00:59:27,529 I have sex with girls! 1238 00:59:28,631 --> 00:59:30,799 - The guys are leaving we must follow them! 1239 00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:33,602 - Dino, why do you always hit me? 1240 00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:41,743 - Oh my gosh, I can't get a hold of my uncle! 1241 00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:43,211 - Great. 1242 00:59:43,213 --> 00:59:44,379 Stranded again! 1243 00:59:44,381 --> 00:59:46,415 I can't believe our luck, man! 1244 00:59:46,417 --> 00:59:48,283 - And I can't believe you thought we can get on this train 1245 00:59:48,285 --> 00:59:49,685 without our IDs. 1246 00:59:50,987 --> 00:59:52,421 - We're fucked! 1247 00:59:52,423 --> 00:59:54,056 We're never gonna get to Vienna. 1248 00:59:54,058 --> 00:59:56,558 - All I wanna do is sleep! 1249 00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,193 This sucks, dude! 1250 00:59:58,195 --> 00:59:59,761 Yo, Terrel! 1251 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,997 Pimp Nick out, we need some fun, stat! 1252 01:00:01,999 --> 01:00:03,365 - Hey, sir! 1253 01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:04,800 How you doin'? 1254 01:00:04,802 --> 01:00:06,368 Hey, would you be interested in buying this young, 1255 01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:10,339 white man, he's about 5'10, 5'11 who's a Vegan? 1256 01:00:12,742 --> 01:00:13,642 - Away. 1257 01:00:13,644 --> 01:00:14,644 Cool. 1258 01:00:17,046 --> 01:00:21,216 He actually looked like he was considering it for a second. 1259 01:00:22,085 --> 01:00:24,820 - Man, even in Austria, we suck! 1260 01:00:28,257 --> 01:00:30,659 - Sure, come over to Austria! 1261 01:00:30,661 --> 01:00:33,729 Have a few laughs, come to the coolest party in the world. 1262 01:00:33,731 --> 01:00:36,064 What could go wrong? 1263 01:00:36,066 --> 01:00:38,100 Where the fuck are we, man? 1264 01:00:38,102 --> 01:00:40,869 I've seen like five streets called Asvart. 1265 01:00:40,871 --> 01:00:43,171 It's a wonder anyone can get around in this city! 1266 01:00:43,173 --> 01:00:44,906 It's like the universe is telling us, 1267 01:00:44,908 --> 01:00:47,442 "Hey, your wieners are never supposed to be touched 1268 01:00:47,444 --> 01:00:49,311 "by anyone other than yourselves!" 1269 01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:50,445 - You gotta believe, man. 1270 01:00:50,447 --> 01:00:51,947 You gotta use positive energy, okay? 1271 01:00:51,949 --> 01:00:53,148 You gotta rethink about it! 1272 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:55,150 You gotta believe somebody will pick is up 1273 01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:56,685 and take us to Vienna. - I don't wanna do this again. 1274 01:00:56,687 --> 01:00:59,621 I don't wanna do this again. - Somebody will pick us up 1275 01:00:59,623 --> 01:01:03,458 and take us to Vienna. - I'm not doing it. 1276 01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:06,495 - Somebody is gonna kill my two friends. 1277 01:01:06,497 --> 01:01:09,631 Somebody is gonna kill my tw... 1278 01:01:09,633 --> 01:01:10,465 - Yeah! 1279 01:01:10,467 --> 01:01:11,433 What'd I say? 1280 01:01:11,435 --> 01:01:12,334 What'd I say? 1281 01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:13,435 Positive energy! 1282 01:01:13,437 --> 01:01:14,369 Use your mind! 1283 01:01:14,371 --> 01:01:15,237 Don't you ever doubt me again! 1284 01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:16,071 Don't you ever... 1285 01:01:16,073 --> 01:01:17,073 Hey! 1286 01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:20,342 - Hello. 1287 01:01:21,044 --> 01:01:22,044 - Hello. 1288 01:01:22,745 --> 01:01:23,745 - Hi. 1289 01:01:25,748 --> 01:01:26,748 Sprechen 1290 01:01:27,917 --> 01:01:28,917 ze English? 1291 01:01:30,119 --> 01:01:30,952 - Please stop. 1292 01:01:30,954 --> 01:01:32,521 Yes, we speak English. 1293 01:01:32,523 --> 01:01:34,222 You're right, they're Americans. 1294 01:01:34,224 --> 01:01:38,460 - How could you tell, right? 1295 01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:41,963 So we're stranded. 1296 01:01:41,965 --> 01:01:43,465 - Clearly. 1297 01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:47,836 - Yes, are you guys by any chance headed to Vienna? 1298 01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:49,571 'Cause we would love a ride. 1299 01:01:49,573 --> 01:01:51,840 - And what will we get? 1300 01:01:51,842 --> 01:01:53,075 - That's the thing. 1301 01:01:53,077 --> 01:01:54,743 We don't really have anything to give, 1302 01:01:54,745 --> 01:01:56,745 except for, you know, receiving 1303 01:01:56,747 --> 01:01:58,380 our charming company. - Shh! 1304 01:01:58,382 --> 01:01:59,815 Look, ladies. 1305 01:01:59,817 --> 01:02:01,016 We have nothing, okay? 1306 01:02:01,018 --> 01:02:02,384 The only thing that we can offer you 1307 01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:03,819 is the opportunity of a lifetime 1308 01:02:03,821 --> 01:02:06,188 to literally save our lives! 1309 01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:08,523 And when I get home, I'm gonna tell my mom and dad 1310 01:02:08,525 --> 01:02:12,194 that we were saved by two beautiful Austrian ladies! 1311 01:02:12,196 --> 01:02:14,229 And they saved our lives this one time when Nick's uncle 1312 01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:17,666 decided to royally fucked us for no reason! 1313 01:02:17,668 --> 01:02:19,634 And also, when I Googled Australia, 1314 01:02:19,636 --> 01:02:23,772 all I saw was pictures of beautiful blonde surfer babes, 1315 01:02:23,774 --> 01:02:25,741 and friendly kangaroos! 1316 01:02:25,743 --> 01:02:29,745 All I've seen here is green hills, cows, 1317 01:02:29,747 --> 01:02:32,781 weirdos in a sex party and Franz! 1318 01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:34,182 - Fuckin' Franz. 1319 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,955 - We're in Austria. - Whatever, dude. 1320 01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:41,189 - Enough, get in. 1321 01:02:41,191 --> 01:02:43,492 We'll figure out payment on the way to Vienna. 1322 01:02:43,494 --> 01:02:44,726 - My God, thank you! 1323 01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:47,429 - Thank you so much, guys, you're amazing! 1324 01:02:47,431 --> 01:02:48,363 - That's great! 1325 01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:49,498 Great, great! 1326 01:02:52,268 --> 01:02:54,069 Terrel saves the day. 1327 01:03:00,343 --> 01:03:03,078 - I take care of it, no problem, no problem. 1328 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:06,248 - I'm gonna get comfortably get cozy up in here. 1329 01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:07,716 What's your name? 1330 01:03:07,718 --> 01:03:08,718 - Hey! 1331 01:03:09,652 --> 01:03:11,386 Don't look at her like that! 1332 01:03:11,388 --> 01:03:13,221 I go 21 ton on your ass! 1333 01:03:13,223 --> 01:03:14,456 Okay? - Okay, alright! 1334 01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:16,458 - Okay! - Okay. 1335 01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:19,394 Did you see the mole on that motherfucker? 1336 01:03:25,001 --> 01:03:27,903 - You Americans smoke the hashish? 1337 01:03:31,107 --> 01:03:33,141 - I don't know, actually. 1338 01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:34,342 We smoke pot. 1339 01:03:34,344 --> 01:03:37,379 - Of course we smoke the hashish! 1340 01:03:37,381 --> 01:03:39,881 In America, we're ballers. 1341 01:03:39,883 --> 01:03:41,283 Alright? 1342 01:03:41,285 --> 01:03:42,918 Is this hash gonna affect my asthma? 1343 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,720 'Cause I don't know if we packed my asthma inhaler. 1344 01:03:45,722 --> 01:03:47,055 - Fat Matt Damon! 1345 01:03:47,057 --> 01:03:48,623 Smoke some, relax! 1346 01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:30,198 ♪ Everybody go crazy 1347 01:04:36,839 --> 01:04:40,008 ♪ Everybody go crazy 1348 01:04:48,584 --> 01:04:50,652 ♪ Crazy 1349 01:05:02,698 --> 01:05:05,100 - You know what, guys? 1350 01:05:05,102 --> 01:05:07,135 I love you all. 1351 01:05:07,137 --> 01:05:09,971 - Wanna know somethin' about this RV? 1352 01:05:09,973 --> 01:05:10,973 Beautiful! 1353 01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:14,409 - For Americans, you're not that terrible. 1354 01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:15,844 You're not that bad. 1355 01:05:15,846 --> 01:05:18,313 Maybe I add you on Facebook, eh? 1356 01:05:18,315 --> 01:05:20,749 You wanna exchange numbers, we keep in touch, yes? 1357 01:05:20,751 --> 01:05:22,717 Yes? - He's got an idea here! 1358 01:05:22,719 --> 01:05:24,986 Exchange numbers, that's what we should do. 1359 01:05:24,988 --> 01:05:27,622 The first thing I do when I get a new phone. 1360 01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:29,691 Program that shit. 1361 01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:31,159 Put the numbers in there. 1362 01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:32,594 - You don't have phone? 1363 01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:33,728 - Well, we did. 1364 01:05:33,730 --> 01:05:35,997 Some old, ugly woman thing 1365 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:40,402 stole it from us at the airport when we landed. 1366 01:05:40,404 --> 01:05:42,070 Fuckin' suck balls. 1367 01:05:45,509 --> 01:05:46,841 - Yeah! 1368 01:05:46,843 --> 01:05:48,109 This is the fuck I'm talk... 1369 01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:49,344 Mozart? 1370 01:05:49,346 --> 01:05:51,279 I'm glad somebody else appreciates Mozart! 1371 01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:52,714 I try to tell these assholes 1372 01:05:52,716 --> 01:05:53,882 all the time how dope he is. 1373 01:05:53,884 --> 01:05:55,283 They always clown me. 1374 01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:56,217 Well, you know what? 1375 01:05:56,219 --> 01:05:58,320 I always say, that's my jam! 1376 01:05:58,322 --> 01:05:59,721 That's my thing! 1377 01:06:00,589 --> 01:06:02,023 - How weird is that? 1378 01:06:02,025 --> 01:06:05,460 It's like we're all meant to meet each other! 1379 01:06:06,362 --> 01:06:07,362 - You! 1380 01:06:08,864 --> 01:06:11,199 You're the moley mole lady! 1381 01:06:12,935 --> 01:06:15,003 - I think the hash has gone to your head, bro. 1382 01:06:15,005 --> 01:06:16,371 - No, no! 1383 01:06:16,373 --> 01:06:17,539 This is not the drugs! 1384 01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:18,907 This is not the drugs! 1385 01:06:18,909 --> 01:06:22,243 Terrel, that is your phone right now. 1386 01:06:22,245 --> 01:06:23,478 Look at the mole. 1387 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:24,946 Look at the mole! 1388 01:06:26,415 --> 01:06:28,583 - Oh shit, you're right! 1389 01:06:28,585 --> 01:06:29,585 It's you! 1390 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:34,756 - I demand our belongings back right now, okay? 1391 01:06:36,225 --> 01:06:37,859 - Sorry, Americans. 1392 01:06:37,861 --> 01:06:39,260 Finders keepers. 1393 01:06:40,429 --> 01:06:42,464 - You did not find that. 1394 01:06:42,466 --> 01:06:43,898 I found it. 1395 01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:46,167 At the Culver City Best Buy. 1396 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:48,570 And I gave them my credit card information 1397 01:06:48,572 --> 01:06:50,638 and they immediately turned it down 1398 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:53,808 and my mom bought me that phone. 1399 01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:56,945 And then you came along and stole it. 1400 01:06:59,248 --> 01:07:00,715 - All good? 1401 01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:05,487 - I am not leaving here without our phones and our wallets! 1402 01:07:15,564 --> 01:07:16,731 - Oh, look! 1403 01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:18,166 It's the fuzz! 1404 01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:19,100 - The what? 1405 01:07:19,102 --> 01:07:20,402 - Interpol, yo! 1406 01:07:22,104 --> 01:07:23,772 You guys are busted! 1407 01:07:23,774 --> 01:07:27,442 Nick, go to the po-po and say we caught some criminals, 1408 01:07:27,444 --> 01:07:29,811 red-handed! - Happy to. 1409 01:07:29,813 --> 01:07:30,813 Happy to. 1410 01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:33,481 - Well, you do that, 1411 01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:35,850 I will tell police you hash dealers, 1412 01:07:35,852 --> 01:07:38,186 you made me smoke. 1413 01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:40,688 "No, I told them I didn't want hash 1414 01:07:40,690 --> 01:07:43,892 "but they force me to do it!" 1415 01:07:43,894 --> 01:07:45,427 - Fine. 1416 01:07:45,429 --> 01:07:48,963 You wanna play it like that, you conniving little bitch! 1417 01:07:48,965 --> 01:07:51,633 I'm going to the police right now. 1418 01:07:51,635 --> 01:07:52,467 - I'm sorry! 1419 01:07:52,469 --> 01:07:53,468 Please, please! 1420 01:07:53,470 --> 01:07:54,402 You can have the belongings back! 1421 01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:56,137 Your cellphones and everything! 1422 01:07:56,139 --> 01:07:59,207 Please take them, take them! 1423 01:07:59,209 --> 01:08:00,108 - We need all of them, 1424 01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:00,942 all of them now. - Please! 1425 01:08:00,944 --> 01:08:02,177 Take them, take them! 1426 01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:03,378 You, too! 1427 01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:04,479 Sorry! 1428 01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:05,880 - Where is the money? 1429 01:08:05,882 --> 01:08:07,382 - I spent it all! 1430 01:08:09,718 --> 01:08:11,152 - On what? 1431 01:08:11,154 --> 01:08:15,223 - On mostly hashish and Snickers, you know, munchies! 1432 01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:19,427 - And gas to drive us to Vienna. 1433 01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:21,396 - Ungrateful Americans. 1434 01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:27,936 - What? - Oh my God! 1435 01:08:27,938 --> 01:08:30,538 - Are you seeing this right now? 1436 01:08:30,540 --> 01:08:32,574 - My God, check the ass on that chick! 1437 01:08:32,576 --> 01:08:35,477 - Wait a second, we've seen these girls before! 1438 01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:37,212 - Dude, you're right! 1439 01:08:37,214 --> 01:08:39,781 They're the ones who took our cab! 1440 01:08:59,835 --> 01:09:01,769 - Well, well, well. 1441 01:09:01,771 --> 01:09:05,140 Aren't these the girls that stole our cab at the airport? 1442 01:09:07,277 --> 01:09:08,277 - What? 1443 01:09:10,779 --> 01:09:13,548 - We could really use some help. 1444 01:09:13,550 --> 01:09:15,116 - You know what we could've used? 1445 01:09:15,118 --> 01:09:16,618 A cab yesterday. - Yeah! 1446 01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:18,386 - See, that's how kinda it all fuckin' works out! 1447 01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:19,420 The universe balances! 1448 01:09:19,422 --> 01:09:22,056 - Oh, of course, oh I'm sorry! 1449 01:09:22,058 --> 01:09:23,525 We were in a hurry. 1450 01:09:23,527 --> 01:09:24,359 - No, no, no. 1451 01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:25,527 This isn't happening. 1452 01:09:25,529 --> 01:09:27,061 We've got somewhere to be tonight. 1453 01:09:27,063 --> 01:09:29,497 We're going to the greatest party on the planet. 1454 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:32,133 - It's gonna be so much fun! - Yeah, it's gonna be amazing! 1455 01:09:32,135 --> 01:09:33,135 - So? 1456 01:09:34,203 --> 01:09:37,038 - Oh yes, the cute American boys! 1457 01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:40,375 You know what, it's okay! 1458 01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:41,676 It's totally cool! 1459 01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:43,077 You know what, drop it. 1460 01:09:43,079 --> 01:09:44,045 - Yeah. - The fact that 1461 01:09:44,047 --> 01:09:45,780 you guys apologized? 1462 01:09:45,782 --> 01:09:47,148 Class acts. 1463 01:09:47,150 --> 01:09:49,450 You guys are a bunch of classy broads. 1464 01:09:49,452 --> 01:09:50,985 I like that. 1465 01:09:50,987 --> 01:09:52,086 - So, listen. 1466 01:09:52,088 --> 01:09:54,422 Our car isn't working. 1467 01:09:54,424 --> 01:09:57,559 Do you think you can give us a ride to the next town? 1468 01:09:57,561 --> 01:09:58,561 Or 1469 01:09:59,562 --> 01:10:01,896 If any of you can fix cars, 1470 01:10:02,965 --> 01:10:05,767 I'll give you 100 euros. 1471 01:10:05,769 --> 01:10:07,235 - 100 euros! 1472 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,504 Now you're speakin' my language! 1473 01:10:09,506 --> 01:10:10,772 Okay, guys. 1474 01:10:10,774 --> 01:10:12,574 Either you wait or you stick your thumbs out 1475 01:10:12,576 --> 01:10:14,509 if you want to go to Vienna! 1476 01:10:14,511 --> 01:10:16,177 - Well, how long will it take? 1477 01:10:16,179 --> 01:10:20,915 - Engine not broken, no gas, one hour maximum, I fix! 1478 01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:23,418 - Why don't you girls wait at the RV? 1479 01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:25,587 - Oh, good, thanks! 1480 01:10:25,589 --> 01:10:28,823 - Anyone want to play truth or dare? 1481 01:10:28,825 --> 01:10:31,559 - We're stayin'! - We're stayin'! 1482 01:10:32,661 --> 01:10:33,895 - I'm going with her. - Sisters! 1483 01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:35,563 Luna, Martha, come on, fix the car! 1484 01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:36,565 Come here! 1485 01:10:41,503 --> 01:10:45,206 - So, are we seriously playing truth or dare? 1486 01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:48,009 - Yeah, definitely. - Yes, I'm down, I'm down! 1487 01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:48,943 - Why not? 1488 01:10:48,945 --> 01:10:50,378 We have nothing else to do. 1489 01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:53,114 - Alright well, who's gonna go first? 1490 01:10:53,116 --> 01:10:55,183 - Ladies first! 1491 01:10:55,185 --> 01:10:56,185 - I'll go! 1492 01:10:57,419 --> 01:10:59,053 What's your name? 1493 01:10:59,055 --> 01:11:00,488 - Terrel. 1494 01:11:00,490 --> 01:11:01,956 That's the game? 1495 01:11:01,958 --> 01:11:03,224 - No, Terrel. 1496 01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:05,960 I need to ask you truth or dare? 1497 01:11:07,896 --> 01:11:09,497 - Truth. 1498 01:11:09,499 --> 01:11:13,735 - Have you ever seen another man's penis? 1499 01:11:15,472 --> 01:11:16,671 If so, 1500 01:11:16,673 --> 01:11:17,672 who? 1501 01:11:17,674 --> 01:11:19,207 - Well, I saw my man Nick's dick 1502 01:11:19,209 --> 01:11:20,541 a couple of times on this trip. 1503 01:11:20,543 --> 01:11:22,076 - Yeah. 1504 01:11:22,078 --> 01:11:23,311 - It was out all day, what do you want me to do, man? 1505 01:11:23,313 --> 01:11:25,179 - Okay, here's the story, alright? 1506 01:11:25,181 --> 01:11:27,849 We needed a ride, we needed some money, 1507 01:11:27,851 --> 01:11:29,317 so I 1508 01:11:29,319 --> 01:11:30,319 stepped up, 1509 01:11:32,054 --> 01:11:34,289 and showed my penis to a strange man. 1510 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:38,359 - Holy shit. 1511 01:11:38,361 --> 01:11:42,597 You must be nice, thick, if all these people want to see it! 1512 01:11:46,669 --> 01:11:49,237 - I mean, it's not irregular. 1513 01:11:49,239 --> 01:11:50,538 It's pretty normal. 1514 01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:51,539 - I mean, it does kinda go east 1515 01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:54,275 like you're trying to get a cab. 1516 01:11:55,377 --> 01:11:57,078 - Why were you looking at it? 1517 01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,579 I don't understand why you were looking at it. 1518 01:11:58,581 --> 01:12:01,215 - I was bored, you know. - Yo, Terrel, Terrel. 1519 01:12:01,217 --> 01:12:02,383 Your turn? 1520 01:12:02,385 --> 01:12:04,619 Ask someone truth or dare. 1521 01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:07,722 - Tiffany. - Tiffany! 1522 01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:08,623 - I pick dare. 1523 01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:09,957 - Oh! - Oh, dear! 1524 01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:14,262 - I dare you to kiss one of your girls. 1525 01:12:14,264 --> 01:12:16,264 Kiss two of your girls. 1526 01:12:16,266 --> 01:12:19,100 - Oh! - Nice! 1527 01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:21,135 - Come on! - Aww, boo! 1528 01:12:21,137 --> 01:12:23,538 - You said kiss! 1529 01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:25,540 I did it. - Yeah, fine. 1530 01:12:26,308 --> 01:12:27,308 - Nick. 1531 01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:29,811 Truth 1532 01:12:29,813 --> 01:12:30,813 or dare? 1533 01:12:32,915 --> 01:12:33,981 - Dare. 1534 01:12:33,983 --> 01:12:35,316 I guess. 1535 01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:39,153 - I dare you to take me into the bedroom, 1536 01:12:39,155 --> 01:12:43,257 and show me this thing that everyone keeps talking about 1537 01:12:43,259 --> 01:12:44,826 to make money for. 1538 01:12:46,462 --> 01:12:48,930 - Right now? - Right now! 1539 01:12:48,932 --> 01:12:50,098 - Right now! 1540 01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:52,200 - Carlos, you wanna take my turn? 1541 01:12:52,202 --> 01:12:54,302 - I got it, bro. - Let's go. 1542 01:12:54,304 --> 01:12:56,571 - Will she take my turn? 1543 01:12:59,809 --> 01:13:02,243 - Sexy American boy. 1544 01:13:02,245 --> 01:13:05,046 I can teach you so many things! 1545 01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:06,447 Ooh, you're hot! 1546 01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:10,218 - So, are we doing this or what? 1547 01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:11,185 - Yes! 1548 01:13:11,187 --> 01:13:12,420 - Yeah? - Let's see it. 1549 01:13:12,422 --> 01:13:15,757 - I mean, it's cold, we're in Austria. 1550 01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:16,759 - Ooh, 1551 01:13:17,926 --> 01:13:20,595 it's pointing right at me. 1552 01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:23,064 I think I need a closer look! 1553 01:13:31,273 --> 01:13:32,740 - Wait, no teeth. 1554 01:13:40,182 --> 01:13:41,315 - Happy? 1555 01:13:41,317 --> 01:13:42,683 - Yeah! - Yeah. 1556 01:13:42,685 --> 01:13:44,152 - I'm straight. - I'm definitely straight. 1557 01:13:44,154 --> 01:13:45,486 - You good, Carlos? - Mm-hm. 1558 01:13:45,488 --> 01:13:46,488 - Good. 1559 01:13:47,556 --> 01:13:49,023 - Okay, Victoria. 1560 01:13:50,559 --> 01:13:51,793 Truth or dare? 1561 01:13:53,128 --> 01:13:54,362 - Dare. 1562 01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:58,366 - Show your tits. 1563 01:13:58,368 --> 01:13:59,200 - Okay. 1564 01:13:59,202 --> 01:14:00,768 Zoey, can you help me? 1565 01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:05,239 - Oh, my God. 1566 01:14:09,344 --> 01:14:12,513 - These are the best days of my life. 1567 01:14:13,849 --> 01:14:16,317 - Okay, Terrel, dare or dare? 1568 01:14:18,654 --> 01:14:20,988 - The first one. 1569 01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:23,224 - I dare you to kiss Zoey. 1570 01:14:29,698 --> 01:14:32,033 Carlos, you wanna make out? 1571 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:36,304 - Oh, my God! 1572 01:14:40,909 --> 01:14:42,210 I gotta go pee. 1573 01:14:44,346 --> 01:14:45,346 Fuck! 1574 01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:47,815 I gotta go pee. 1575 01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:50,318 Sorry! 1576 01:15:34,663 --> 01:15:36,864 I feel like we're being watched. 1577 01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:38,299 It's okay, my love. 1578 01:15:38,301 --> 01:15:41,102 I like being watched when we're doing it. 1579 01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:44,038 Are you serious? 1580 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,940 - Yes! 1581 01:15:46,975 --> 01:15:50,144 - Okay, whatever turns you on! 1582 01:15:54,650 --> 01:15:57,118 - Yes! 1583 01:16:17,706 --> 01:16:19,540 - You sleep with my daughter! 1584 01:16:19,542 --> 01:16:21,309 Now you marry her! 1585 01:16:21,311 --> 01:16:24,412 Are you guys kidding me? 1586 01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:25,414 - Hurry up! 1587 01:16:26,481 --> 01:16:29,417 - As long as no one objects to this wedding, 1588 01:16:29,419 --> 01:16:31,552 I can marry you! 1589 01:16:31,554 --> 01:16:32,954 - I object! 1590 01:16:34,223 --> 01:16:36,257 Okay, okay, okay, cool, okay, cool! 1591 01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:38,192 - Or, Father, can't you speed things up a bit? 1592 01:16:38,194 --> 01:16:41,662 I want to get started on my honeymoon with my new husband! 1593 01:16:41,664 --> 01:16:42,763 - What? 1594 01:16:42,765 --> 01:16:43,864 Are you for real? - Okay. 1595 01:16:43,866 --> 01:16:45,399 So. 1596 01:16:45,401 --> 01:16:47,935 Do you want to take this man 1597 01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:50,504 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 1598 01:16:50,506 --> 01:16:54,075 - I do! - Really? 1599 01:16:54,077 --> 01:16:56,978 - And do you want to take this woman 1600 01:16:56,980 --> 01:16:59,880 to be your lawfully wedded wife? 1601 01:16:59,882 --> 01:17:02,850 - I'm sorry, can you repeat the question, please? 1602 01:17:02,852 --> 01:17:05,953 - Do you want to take this woman 1603 01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:08,689 to be your lawfully wedded wife? 1604 01:17:12,060 --> 01:17:15,196 - Oh, I do, okay, okay, yeah, yeah. 1605 01:17:15,198 --> 01:17:16,897 - Wonderful. 1606 01:17:16,899 --> 01:17:20,835 So before I pronounce you man and wife, 1607 01:17:20,837 --> 01:17:22,570 is there anyone here who objects 1608 01:17:22,572 --> 01:17:25,006 to these two getting married? 1609 01:17:25,008 --> 01:17:26,008 - Wait! 1610 01:17:28,543 --> 01:17:29,543 I object! 1611 01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:31,712 - Who are you? 1612 01:17:32,547 --> 01:17:33,547 - Who am I? 1613 01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:37,685 I'm his lover! - What? 1614 01:17:41,524 --> 01:17:44,925 - You can't be his lover, you both are men! 1615 01:17:44,927 --> 01:17:46,961 - This is 2016, 1616 01:17:46,963 --> 01:17:47,963 you bigot! 1617 01:17:49,631 --> 01:17:52,266 There is nothing wrong with this, okay? 1618 01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:54,001 It is beautiful. - Yeah. 1619 01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:58,205 - You are beautiful! - Dude, what are you doing? 1620 01:17:58,207 --> 01:18:00,041 - In nomine Patris... 1621 01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:08,115 - Now, if you'll excuse us. 1622 01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:09,283 Why did you put 1623 01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:09,950 your hand on my ass? - Why the hell 1624 01:18:09,952 --> 01:18:11,752 did you kiss me? 1625 01:18:11,754 --> 01:18:12,920 - Oh! - Whoa! 1626 01:18:13,922 --> 01:18:15,423 - No, Father, no! 1627 01:18:16,291 --> 01:18:18,092 - Ugly chicken! - Ugly chicken! 1628 01:18:19,595 --> 01:18:21,729 - He didn't ask me to come. 1629 01:18:21,731 --> 01:18:23,831 I was the fastest dude in my high school. 1630 01:18:23,833 --> 01:18:25,066 They too much! 1631 01:18:26,435 --> 01:18:29,303 Start the RV! 1632 01:18:29,305 --> 01:18:31,872 - Start the RV! - Start the RV! 1633 01:18:35,844 --> 01:18:37,445 - Guys, guys, guys! - Dude, just go! 1634 01:18:37,447 --> 01:18:38,345 Go, go, go, go! 1635 01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:39,447 You gotta drive, man! 1636 01:18:39,449 --> 01:18:40,915 You don't wanna know! 1637 01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:42,383 There's a shotgun wedding! - And then Nick out of nowhere 1638 01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:44,452 kissed me and used his tongue! 1639 01:18:44,454 --> 01:18:45,553 - I don't wanna talk about it! 1640 01:18:45,555 --> 01:18:46,987 - It was horrible! 1641 01:18:46,989 --> 01:18:49,390 - Dude, where are the girls? 1642 01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:05,573 Well, Sandro, 1643 01:19:06,942 --> 01:19:08,542 I can't say it was nice to meet ya 1644 01:19:08,544 --> 01:19:10,044 'cause that would be a lie 1645 01:19:10,046 --> 01:19:13,647 but last night was pretty interesting! 1646 01:19:13,649 --> 01:19:14,715 - Okay, guys. 1647 01:19:14,717 --> 01:19:16,250 If you ever need me, 1648 01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:18,052 you show this coin to any gypsie, 1649 01:19:18,054 --> 01:19:20,287 and they will bring you to me, Sandro. 1650 01:19:20,289 --> 01:19:21,756 - Really, that true? 1651 01:19:21,758 --> 01:19:22,957 - No, no. 1652 01:19:22,959 --> 01:19:23,891 It's just, I saw it Game of Thrones. 1653 01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:25,459 I can take that back. 1654 01:19:25,461 --> 01:19:26,794 Thank you. 1655 01:19:26,796 --> 01:19:29,597 By the way, you guys have MySpace? 1656 01:19:29,599 --> 01:19:30,998 - No! - No. 1657 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,399 - Oh, okay, whatever, whatever! 1658 01:19:32,401 --> 01:19:33,667 Take care, guys. 1659 01:19:33,669 --> 01:19:35,936 Hey, Kobe Bryant, I love your music! 1660 01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:37,204 - I'm getting sick of this. 1661 01:19:37,206 --> 01:19:38,506 I'm getting sick of it! 1662 01:19:38,508 --> 01:19:42,209 Oh, yo, yo. 1663 01:19:42,211 --> 01:19:44,211 Hey, man, we're here! 1664 01:19:44,213 --> 01:19:46,547 - Hi, guys, where is here? 1665 01:19:46,549 --> 01:19:49,049 And where'd you get your phone? 1666 01:19:49,051 --> 01:19:51,986 - Here is the Hotel Vienna and 1667 01:19:51,988 --> 01:19:54,889 the phone is a long story, I'll get into it later. 1668 01:19:54,891 --> 01:19:57,057 - Hah, can't wait to hear it. 1669 01:19:57,059 --> 01:19:59,059 So I'll see you tonight at the club? 1670 01:19:59,061 --> 01:20:01,629 In the meantime, I made dinner reservations 1671 01:20:01,631 --> 01:20:04,498 for the three of you at the hotel steakhouse. 1672 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:07,668 Already put down 500 bucks so eat like kings, okay? 1673 01:20:07,670 --> 01:20:09,970 - Oh, that is awesome, Uncle Nick! 1674 01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:11,939 - Yo, you fuckin' rock, dude! 1675 01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:14,241 - Hey, yo, when you come to LA, the burger's on me! 1676 01:20:14,243 --> 01:20:17,478 - I'm gonna hold you to that! 1677 01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:19,013 There's more, boys! 1678 01:20:19,015 --> 01:20:21,048 I have presents waiting in your hotel rooms 1679 01:20:21,050 --> 01:20:22,883 and a limo will be at the hotel entrance 1680 01:20:22,885 --> 01:20:25,820 at 10 p.m. sharp to pick you up. 1681 01:20:25,822 --> 01:20:27,755 This is my big day. 1682 01:20:27,757 --> 01:20:29,557 Don't forget my ring. 1683 01:20:30,759 --> 01:20:32,426 - I won't, Uncle Nick. 1684 01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:33,894 We're so excited! 1685 01:20:34,896 --> 01:20:36,363 - One more time. 1686 01:20:36,365 --> 01:20:40,534 Do not forget my ring. 1687 01:20:40,536 --> 01:20:41,802 - Okay. - Okay, got it. 1688 01:20:41,804 --> 01:20:43,037 - Don't forget the ring. - Don't forget the ring. 1689 01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:44,305 - You got the ring? - Yeah, I got the ring. 1690 01:20:44,307 --> 01:20:45,573 - Okay, don't forget it. 1691 01:20:45,575 --> 01:20:46,874 Okay, let's go. 1692 01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:53,948 - Are you ready for me, Daddy? 1693 01:20:57,686 --> 01:21:00,921 I've been ready for you my whole life! 1694 01:22:53,703 --> 01:22:54,735 - Excuse me... 1695 01:22:54,737 --> 01:22:55,703 Sir? 1696 01:22:55,705 --> 01:22:57,771 This limo's for us? 1697 01:22:57,773 --> 01:23:00,040 I think this limo's for us. 1698 01:23:00,042 --> 01:23:01,675 Sir, please? 1699 01:23:09,284 --> 01:23:10,284 - Ladies! 1700 01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:39,680 Dude! 1701 01:23:47,689 --> 01:23:49,690 - Hi, I'm looking for my Uncle Nick? 1702 01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:52,793 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mr. White, man! 1703 01:23:52,795 --> 01:23:54,528 You uncle knows that your limo's just arrived. 1704 01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:56,830 He said you should come into the lobby and wait. 1705 01:23:56,832 --> 01:23:58,298 Have a drink, relax. 1706 01:23:58,300 --> 01:24:00,567 Gonna be there in a couple of minutes, alright? 1707 01:24:00,569 --> 01:24:01,635 - You the man! 1708 01:24:01,637 --> 01:24:02,536 I like this guy! 1709 01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:03,538 - Go, mate! 1710 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:06,373 Way to go, mate. 1711 01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:07,375 Go on now. 1712 01:24:12,748 --> 01:24:14,648 - Ohoho, yeah! - Whoa! 1713 01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,285 - That's what I'm talkin' about. 1714 01:24:18,287 --> 01:24:20,487 - Good evening, you gentlemens! 1715 01:24:20,489 --> 01:24:22,623 Your uncle will be down very soon. 1716 01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:24,825 In the meantime, do you guys wanna drink anything? 1717 01:24:24,827 --> 01:24:26,360 - Can you tell me where the bathroom is? 1718 01:24:26,362 --> 01:24:27,461 I don't know about these guys but 1719 01:24:27,463 --> 01:24:28,729 I really gotta pee! 1720 01:24:28,731 --> 01:24:29,897 - Yeah, me too, the champagne goes right 1721 01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:31,398 through the groin! 1722 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,801 - Yes, and when you guys back, I will real service! 1723 01:24:33,803 --> 01:24:36,203 - Alright. - Thank you! 1724 01:24:36,205 --> 01:24:38,439 - Follow me, gentlemen. 1725 01:24:38,441 --> 01:24:39,807 - Yes we are. 1726 01:24:39,809 --> 01:24:42,709 - I'll follow her. - I can do that. 1727 01:24:47,849 --> 01:24:49,917 - Oh, dude, I gotta pee. 1728 01:24:51,686 --> 01:24:53,854 - Listen, I can't wait to see my uncle, man! 1729 01:24:53,856 --> 01:24:55,089 It's been years! 1730 01:24:55,091 --> 01:24:56,023 - I can't wait to see all these women 1731 01:24:56,025 --> 01:24:57,157 and all this bottle service! 1732 01:24:57,159 --> 01:24:58,425 - Oh, me neither, bro! 1733 01:24:58,427 --> 01:24:59,326 - Really? 1734 01:24:59,328 --> 01:25:00,461 - Sorry, dude. 1735 01:25:00,463 --> 01:25:01,463 Sorry. 1736 01:25:03,431 --> 01:25:06,366 Well, well, well. 1737 01:25:06,368 --> 01:25:08,168 - Oh, great! - Hey! 1738 01:25:08,170 --> 01:25:09,170 Mr. Chase! 1739 01:25:09,871 --> 01:25:11,839 So cool scene, you here? 1740 01:25:11,841 --> 01:25:13,140 - Is it? 1741 01:25:13,142 --> 01:25:14,808 I thought when you boys left Salzburg 1742 01:25:14,810 --> 01:25:18,579 you boys thought you can rip me off and never see me again. 1743 01:25:18,581 --> 01:25:20,714 - We weren't trying to rip you off, man! 1744 01:25:20,716 --> 01:25:23,317 We saw these two following us the whole time. 1745 01:25:23,319 --> 01:25:25,419 They're not exactly hard to spot. 1746 01:25:25,421 --> 01:25:27,054 - Well, that's true, 1747 01:25:27,056 --> 01:25:28,922 but I just don't trust you boys. 1748 01:25:28,924 --> 01:25:30,858 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Okay, alright. 1749 01:25:30,860 --> 01:25:32,693 - Hey, hey, hey, take it easy, take it easy, 1750 01:25:32,695 --> 01:25:33,827 take it easy. 1751 01:25:36,764 --> 01:25:39,166 - Dude, we're gonna pay you back. 1752 01:25:39,168 --> 01:25:40,234 - Maybe. 1753 01:25:40,236 --> 01:25:42,536 But I have a bad feeling. 1754 01:25:42,538 --> 01:25:46,640 I got a bad feeling somebody should die. 1755 01:25:50,112 --> 01:25:52,312 Mr. White, these are the boys who were going 1756 01:25:52,314 --> 01:25:54,014 to steal 10,000 euros from you. 1757 01:25:54,016 --> 01:25:57,885 - How come my nephew can only get 1758 01:25:57,887 --> 01:26:01,388 to my fortune and businesses rip me off? 1759 01:26:01,390 --> 01:26:03,490 - Oh, I didn't know... - Listen, Melvin. 1760 01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:05,759 Why don't you and your boys get a drink? 1761 01:26:05,761 --> 01:26:07,861 Your only job right now is to keep these boys safe. 1762 01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:10,264 You are now their private bodyguard, you got me? 1763 01:26:10,266 --> 01:26:13,767 - Yes, Mr. White, thank you, sir, thank you. 1764 01:26:13,769 --> 01:26:14,769 Let's go. 1765 01:26:35,223 --> 01:26:39,726 I meant what I said. 1766 01:26:39,728 --> 01:26:43,330 You are the only person I have to leave all this to. 1767 01:26:43,332 --> 01:26:44,798 And I miss you. 1768 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:47,401 And even though I'm surrounded by people, 1769 01:26:47,403 --> 01:26:51,471 I am very lonely sometimes and I miss my family. 1770 01:26:52,674 --> 01:26:53,674 - Me, too! 1771 01:26:55,276 --> 01:26:57,144 What's this for? 1772 01:26:57,146 --> 01:26:59,613 - Nightclub Incorporated had said the owner 1773 01:26:59,615 --> 01:27:01,215 must wear this ring. 1774 01:27:01,217 --> 01:27:04,051 Ring finger to the party. 1775 01:27:04,053 --> 01:27:06,720 He just never said which owner. 1776 01:27:07,555 --> 01:27:09,389 - Are you kidding me? 1777 01:27:10,491 --> 01:27:12,559 - You're the son I always wanted. 1778 01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:14,561 - Oh, how adorable! 1779 01:27:14,563 --> 01:27:15,762 I'm gonna cry. 1780 01:27:15,764 --> 01:27:17,965 Don't, your mascara will run. 1781 01:27:17,967 --> 01:27:19,266 - So wait. 1782 01:27:19,268 --> 01:27:21,335 Nick owns this nightclub? 1783 01:27:21,337 --> 01:27:23,437 - He owns half of it. 1784 01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:24,972 - So wait a second. 1785 01:27:24,974 --> 01:27:26,273 So 1786 01:27:26,275 --> 01:27:30,010 I have the ability to hire and fire people? 1787 01:27:30,012 --> 01:27:32,379 - Okay. 1788 01:27:32,381 --> 01:27:33,381 - Okay. 1789 01:27:34,649 --> 01:27:35,649 Terrel. 1790 01:27:37,018 --> 01:27:38,952 I feel I've low self esteem. 1791 01:27:38,954 --> 01:27:40,787 I've been a neurotic, 1792 01:27:41,823 --> 01:27:44,258 scared mess most of my life, 1793 01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:46,560 but your relentless positivity 1794 01:27:46,562 --> 01:27:48,762 has pushed me to do things 1795 01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:51,265 that I never thought I could do. 1796 01:27:51,267 --> 01:27:54,835 So I'm going to hire you to teach my staff 1797 01:27:56,137 --> 01:27:58,772 how to be positive and kind. 1798 01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:01,008 - Oh, man, you know I'm down. 1799 01:28:01,010 --> 01:28:02,943 How much does it pay? 1800 01:28:02,945 --> 01:28:03,945 - A lot. 1801 01:28:05,446 --> 01:28:06,446 - Carlos. 1802 01:28:07,849 --> 01:28:09,483 You're a mean, 1803 01:28:09,485 --> 01:28:10,550 belligerent, 1804 01:28:12,353 --> 01:28:14,421 tiny little human being. 1805 01:28:16,157 --> 01:28:19,426 You're gonna be my new head of security. 1806 01:28:19,428 --> 01:28:20,494 - Amen, bro. 1807 01:28:21,629 --> 01:28:23,697 - That position pays a lot, too. 1808 01:28:23,699 --> 01:28:25,666 - Plus, you guys, you have free drinks, 1809 01:28:25,668 --> 01:28:28,502 you need to party all night long every single night. 1810 01:28:28,504 --> 01:28:30,637 - Get the hell outta here! 1811 01:28:30,639 --> 01:28:32,072 - Actually let's all get the hell outta here! 1812 01:28:32,074 --> 01:28:33,807 What are we doing in the dark, 1813 01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:35,475 when we could be standing 1814 01:28:35,477 --> 01:28:39,212 in the best nightclub in the world, huh? 1815 01:28:39,214 --> 01:28:40,714 - Let's party! 1816 01:28:40,716 --> 01:28:42,182 - Like bosses! 1817 01:28:42,184 --> 01:28:43,850 - Yeah! 1818 01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:11,778 - So I'm havin' lunch with Schwarzenegger, right. 1819 01:29:11,780 --> 01:29:12,846 - What? - Yeah! 1820 01:29:12,848 --> 01:29:14,681 - Arnold? - Arnold, man! 1821 01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:16,316 - I love Mr. Universe. 1822 01:29:16,318 --> 01:29:18,585 - You know what, Arnold can go eat a dick. 1823 01:29:18,587 --> 01:29:19,587 Am I right? 1824 01:29:25,059 --> 01:29:26,626 - Cuba Gooding Jr! 1825 01:29:27,729 --> 01:29:32,332 - From Radio? 1826 01:29:32,334 --> 01:29:34,134 - So, I really like your boobs. 1827 01:29:34,136 --> 01:29:36,503 You know, when you got them out the other day in the RV? 1828 01:29:36,505 --> 01:29:38,505 We were really close to makin' out 1829 01:29:38,507 --> 01:29:41,074 and I had to run away 'cause I had to pee. 1830 01:29:41,076 --> 01:29:42,642 But I don't have to pee right now 1831 01:29:42,644 --> 01:29:43,977 so I thought maybe we could, 1832 01:29:43,979 --> 01:29:45,846 I don't know, we could make out if you want. 1833 01:29:45,848 --> 01:29:47,581 - I don't know what you're saying but it sounds sexy. 1834 01:29:47,583 --> 01:29:49,516 You guys cousins or something? 1835 01:29:49,518 --> 01:29:51,017 - Yes, we are cousins. 1836 01:29:51,019 --> 01:29:53,987 - And we share everything together! 1837 01:29:56,090 --> 01:29:58,992 - I'm gonna get the check, please! 1838 01:30:02,163 --> 01:30:04,498 - You look like Ron Jeremy. 1839 01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:06,066 - Really? 1840 01:30:06,068 --> 01:30:07,334 He is like an uncle to me 1841 01:30:07,336 --> 01:30:10,637 and I did teach him everything he knows! 1842 01:30:10,639 --> 01:30:12,472 I can show you some moves if you like! 1843 01:30:12,474 --> 01:30:13,474 - Really? 1844 01:30:14,275 --> 01:30:15,542 - Yeah? 1845 01:30:15,544 --> 01:30:16,544 - Okay! 1846 01:30:45,206 --> 01:30:46,039 ♪ Yeah 1847 01:30:46,041 --> 01:30:48,909 ♪ We from the euro club 1848 01:30:48,911 --> 01:30:50,577 ♪ We from that euro club 1849 01:30:50,579 --> 01:30:52,846 ♪ Euro club 1850 01:30:52,848 --> 01:30:56,817 ♪ We own that euro club, that euro club ♪ 1851 01:30:56,819 --> 01:31:00,454 ♪ We own that euro club, that euro club ♪ 1852 01:31:00,456 --> 01:31:02,355 ♪ That euro club 1853 01:31:02,357 --> 01:31:05,025 ♪ Hey, yo, back in my club 1854 01:31:05,027 --> 01:31:09,062 ♪ We own that euro club, I'm on my way ♪ 1855 01:31:09,064 --> 01:31:10,964 You're boring! 1856 01:31:13,401 --> 01:31:16,503 Dino, I love you. 1857 01:31:17,172 --> 01:31:20,340 Why you always hit me? 1858 01:31:20,342 --> 01:31:21,441 ♪ Yeah, my boys 1859 01:31:21,443 --> 01:31:23,443 ♪ We went and down 1860 01:31:23,445 --> 01:31:25,445 Hello! 1861 01:31:25,447 --> 01:31:26,780 ♪ We try to get lucky 1862 01:31:26,782 --> 01:31:27,614 ♪ Euro headed 1863 01:31:27,616 --> 01:31:28,682 ♪ Always spendin' 1864 01:31:28,684 --> 01:31:30,584 ♪ Never get one, always get ready ♪ 1865 01:31:30,586 --> 01:31:32,519 ♪ This is how we do it with every town we stayed in ♪ 1866 01:31:32,521 --> 01:31:33,453 ♪ Tell you what it is 1867 01:31:33,455 --> 01:31:35,121 ♪ You can come with Mr. Teddy 1868 01:31:35,123 --> 01:31:36,890 ♪ Salzburg what's up 1869 01:31:36,892 --> 01:31:38,825 ♪ Don't you know we never had enough ♪ 1870 01:31:38,827 --> 01:31:40,393 ♪ And we always try to get the luck ♪ 1871 01:31:40,395 --> 01:31:43,330 ♪ 'Cause you know what it is 'cause I'm here to fuck ♪ 1872 01:31:43,332 --> 01:31:44,698 ♪ Baby what's your name 1873 01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:46,399 ♪ No sprechen 1874 01:31:46,401 --> 01:31:48,468 ♪ Tell you what it is and I'm off the main ♪ 1875 01:31:48,470 --> 01:31:50,971 ♪ Imma tell you what it is, I'm goin' insane ♪ 1876 01:31:50,973 --> 01:31:52,772 ♪ We from that euro club, 1877 01:31:52,774 --> 01:31:54,774 ♪ We from that euro club 1878 01:31:54,776 --> 01:31:56,776 ♪ I'm on my euro club 1879 01:31:56,778 --> 01:31:58,778 ♪ We are that euro club 1880 01:31:58,780 --> 01:32:00,814 ♪ We own that euro club 1881 01:32:00,816 --> 01:32:02,816 ♪ We own that euro club 1882 01:32:02,818 --> 01:32:07,053 ♪ We own that euro club, that euro club ♪ 1883 01:32:10,925 --> 01:32:14,828 ♪ We own that euro club, we own that euro club ♪ 1884 01:32:14,830 --> 01:32:18,865 ♪ We are that euro club, we are that euro club ♪ 1885 01:32:18,867 --> 01:32:22,502 ♪ I am that euro club, I am the euro club ♪ 1886 01:32:22,504 --> 01:32:24,237 ♪ Now you know I'm here to fuck ♪ 1887 01:32:24,239 --> 01:32:26,840 ♪ Don't you know I'm here to fuck ♪ 1888 01:32:26,842 --> 01:32:30,777 ♪ We own that euro club, we own that euro club ♪ 1889 01:32:30,779 --> 01:32:33,914 ♪ We own that euro club, we own that euro club ♪ 1890 01:32:33,916 --> 01:32:35,181 ♪ Let's go 1891 01:32:35,183 --> 01:32:38,218 ♪ We own that euro club, we own that euro club ♪ 1892 01:32:38,220 --> 01:32:41,488 ♪ 'Cause you know why I'm here ♪ 1893 01:32:41,490 --> 01:32:44,991 ♪ Yeah, we from that euro club ♪ 1894 01:32:44,993 --> 01:32:46,526 ♪ We from that euro club 1895 01:32:46,528 --> 01:32:48,929 ♪ Euro club 1896 01:32:48,931 --> 01:32:52,799 ♪ We own that euro club, that euro club ♪ 1897 01:32:52,801 --> 01:32:56,202 ♪ We own that euro club, that euro club ♪ 1898 01:32:56,204 --> 01:32:59,005 ♪ That euro club 128602

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