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SO, GIL...
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I HEAR YOU'VE GOT
AN ETHICS CONCLAVE THIS MORNING.
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DON'T EVEN START, BUDDY.
YOU KNOW, I CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT.
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HEY, I'M IN THE MIDDLE
OF A CAMPAIGN HERE.
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AT LEAST YOU CAN GIVE ME
A HEADS UP...
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ROBERT,
IF WE TALK ABOUT THIS,
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THEY'LL HAUL MY ASS
BEFORE THE COMMITTEE.
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YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS.
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REALLY?
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UN-BE-LIEVABLE.
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RIDICULOUS.
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COME ON,
WOMEN JUST SAY THAT.
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OH, BUT THEY REALLY MEAN IT.
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I AM GOING TO MISS THIS.
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MISS WHAT?
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LOVE AMONG THE TROPHIES.
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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ANDY, I HAVE TO FIND
ANOTHER PLACE TO LIVE.
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WHAT, WHY?
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COME ON, IT'S UNFAIR
TO THE GUYS HAVING ME AROUND,
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AND IT CHANGES EVERYTHING.
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POOR GIL JOHN,
HE CAN'T EVEN WALK AROUND
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HIS OWN HOUSE NAKED ANYMORE,
AND NEITHER CAN I.
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WHICH ISN'T FAIR TO ME.
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ANDY, I'M TOO OLD
FOR DORM LIFE.
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I'M JUST... I'M GONNA LOOK
FOR A HOTEL SUITE
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THAT CAN DOUBLE AS AN OFFICE
FOR ME AND BENNY,
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AND OTHERWISE
I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO SHUTTLE
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TO AND FROM MIAMI.
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THAT REALLY WAS ONE
FOR THE RECORD BOOKS.
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THANKS.
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WAIT, BUT NO,
BEFORE I ORDER YOUR PLAQUE,
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I NEED TO MAKE SURE
IT WASN'T A FLUKE.
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- THAT IT'S REPLICABLE.
- REPLICABLE?
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DOUBLE OR NOTHING.
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AY, DIOS MIO.
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BUENOS DIAS, LAWMAKERS.
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HEY, ADRIANA,
HOW'S IT GOING?
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NO KIDDING.
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I GOT IT.
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HI, YOU MUST BE HERE
ABOUT THE HOUSEKEEPING JOB.
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I'M MRS. BIGGS.
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MRS. BI... OH, MY GOD.
QUE PENA.
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I'M SO EMBARRASSED.
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GIL JOHN, IT'S YOUR WIFE.
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I'M SO SORRY, I DON'T HAVE
MY CONTACT LENSES IN,
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SO I DIDN'T SEE THE RESEMBLANCE.
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THE WHAT?
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OH, MY GOD.
NO, NOT THE RESEMBLANCE.
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YOU'RE NOT RELATED.
I MEAN, YOU ARE RELATED,
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BUT YOU'RE NOT RELATED.
WELL, YOU ARE RELATED.
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I JUST... YOU ARE NOT RELA...
YOU'RE RELATED...
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WHO ARE YOU?
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MADDIE, MADDIE,
THIS IS ADRIANA, ANDY'S FRIEND.
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- OH.
- I MUST SOUND LIKE A DOLT.
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GOODBYE, ADRIANA.
HAVE A GREAT RUN.
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THANKS.
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MADDIE, HOW ARE YOU?
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ANDY IS DATING THAT?
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WELL, WE WERE A LITTLE
PUZZLED AT FIRST TOO,
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BUT ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HER,
SHE'S ACTUALLY VERY RICH AND
POWERFUL.
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MMM.
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GIL JOHN, I'VE BOOKED
THE WASHINGTON ROOM
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AT THE HYATT
FOR THIS AFTERNOON.
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ROBERT, ARE YOU AVAILABLE?
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WE COULD USE SOME FEEDBACK
FROM A DEBATE PRO.
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AH, I GOT TO CHECK MY SCHEDULE.
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WELL, WE WOULD SO APPRECIATE IT.
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GIL JOHN MISSED THE DEBATES
IN THE LAST ELECTION,
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SO HE COULD REALLY
USE SOME POINTERS.
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GOOD LORD!
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OH, THIS IS THE BROOKS BROTHERS
OUTLET CORNER.
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LOOK AT ALL
THESE BEAUTIFUL SUITS.
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OH, G.J., IF ONLY YOU
HAD ROBERT'S TASTE.
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WHAT A DIFFERENCE
THAT WOULD MAKE.
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OH!
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NOW THIS IS JUST VERY,
VERY BECOMING.
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ROBERT, DO YOU MIND
IF WE TRY THIS?
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TRY THIS?
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YEAH.
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- ROOM'S CLEAN, SENATOR.
- THANK YOU, JAY.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
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ALL RIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
WE ARE NOW IN EXECUTIVE SESSION
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OF THE SELECT COMMITTEE
ON ETHICS.
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THIS IS A PRELIMINARY
HEARING LAUNCHED...
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WHY ARE
WE BEING LOCKED IN?
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IS THIS LIKE A DEATHMATCH THING?
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'CAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE
I CAN TAKE YOU ALL.
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THIS IS A PRELIMINARY HEARING
LAUNCHED WHEN A SWORN COMPLAINT
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AGAINST A MEMBER SEEMS
CREDIBLE ENOUGH
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TO WARRANT FURTHER
INQUIRY.
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COUNSEL.
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OKAY, I BELIEVE YOU'VE ALL
BEEN BRIEFED ON THE COMPLAINT.
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NOT ME, NO, SIR.
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THAT'S BECAUSE YOU SKIPPED
THE BRIEFING, GIL JOHN.
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IN ORDER TO BE BRIEFED,
YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY BE PRESENT.
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SO TRUE.
SHOWING UP IS KEY.
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WOODY ALLEN WAS RIGHT.
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I WOULDN'T KNOW.
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I'M MORE OF A LARRY ''THE CABLE GUY'' GUY.
ANY OF Y'ALL SEEN HEALTH INSPECTOR?
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IT'S A CLASSIC.
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BETTER THAN
HANNAH AND HER SISTERS?
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PFFT! NO COMPARISON.
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LET ME GUESS, GIL JOHN,
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YOU'RE GOING TO THROW UP
GORILLA DUST ALL MORNING
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BECAUSE ROBERT'S YOUR FRIEND.
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WELL, IT SOUNDS
LIKE HE COULD USE ONE
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'CAUSE THIS COMPLAINT'S
BULLSHIT.
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THE COMPLAINT
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
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THE CHARGE IS THAT ROBERT
ACCEPTED GIFTS FOR HIS VOTE
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IN FAVOR OF
THE MOHAIR SUBSIDY,
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THAT HE'S IN THE POCKET
OF ''BIG GOAT.''
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GIVEN YOUR PERSONAL
CONNECTION,
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I WONDER WHETHER
YOU MIGHT NOT WANT
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TO RECUSE YOURSELF,
GIL JOHN.
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I WAS WONDERING
THE SAME THING,
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AND NOW I JOIN THE CHAIR
IN WONDERING IT ALOUD.
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THE LADY AND GENTLEMAN
NEED NOT TROUBLE THEMSELVES.
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ACCORDING
TO SR-338 SECTION D,
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''A MEMBER OF THE COMMITTEE
SHALL BE INELIGIBLE
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''TO PARTICIPATE IN ANY
INQUIRY RELATING TO BRACKET 'I'
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''THE CONDUCT OF, BRACKET ROMAN NUMERAL ONE,
AS SUCH MEMBER, BRACKET ROMAN NUMERAL TWO,
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''ANY OFFICER OR EMPLOYEE
THE MEMBER SUPERVISES,
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''OR, BRACKET
ROMAN NUMERAL THREE,
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ANY EMPLOYEE OF ANY OFFICER
THE MEMBER SUPERVISES.''
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NOW, ANY OF THESE EXCEPTIONS
SOUND LIKE ME?
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ANY MENTION OF RECUSING
FOR WINGMEN?
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I DIDN'T HEAR IT.
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I REST... I REST MYSELF.
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ALL RIGHT THEN.
PROCEEDING.
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''WHILE SENSATIONAL
NEW POLL NUMBERS
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''SEEM TO HAVE RESTORED
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''LOUIS LAFFER'S
POLITICAL PROSPECTS,
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''IT IS THE STEADY
OUTPOURING OF CARDS...
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''AND FLOWERS AND PRAYERS,
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AND TWEETS WITH KITTEN
GIFTS THAT HAVE REVIVED THE
SENATOR'S SPIRITS.''
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HE GOT HIS LITTLE HEAD STUCK.
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- ''EACH AND EVERY DAY...''
- SHELBY, SHELBY!
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YOU'RE TALKING
OUT LOUD AGAIN.
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OH, SORRY', MA'AM.
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LET THE BOY BE, LOUISE.
HE'S JUST DOING HIS JOB.
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BUT DOES HE NEED
TO DO IT HERE?
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I'M MICRO-BLOGGING, MRS. LAFFER.
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THE SENATOR'S STORY
IS BREAKING REALLY BIG,
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AND MY EDITOR WANTS ME
TO SURROUND THE STORY
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AND FLOOD THE ZONE.
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BREAKING BIG. ME.
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♪KNOCK, KNOCK!
LOOK WHO'S HERE♪
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OH, TAMMY,
AREN'T YOU NICE TO DROP BY?
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OH, AND LOOK
AT THOSE BALLOONS!
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YOUR FAVORITE COLORS,
RIGHT, LOUIS?
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IN CERTAIN COMBINATIONS,
ABSOLUTELY.
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THANK YOU, TAMMY.
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OH, WELL, THEY'RE FROM
ALL OF US AT THE OFFICE, SIR.
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WE FEEL JUST SO BADLY
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THAT THE TRIP
WAS SO POORLY ORGANIZED.
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WELL, LET'S GIVE THE TALIBAN
A LITTLE CREDIT, TAMMY.
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THEY'RE
A FORMIDABLE ADVERSARY.
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''EVEN NOW,
LYING IN A HOSPITAL BED
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LAFFER HAS NO TIME
FOR BITTERNESS.''
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SHELBY, COULD I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU?
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SURE, MA'AM.
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PERHAPS YOU COULD FLOOD
THE ZONE OUT THERE.
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SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK, SIR?
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THINK? ABOUT WHAT?
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MY NEW LOOK.
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WELL, YOUR COMMENT
ABOUT MY TOP BLOUSES,
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I KIND OF TOOK IT
TO HEART.
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OH, JEEZ, TAMMY,
I APOLOGIZE.
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I KNOW IT SOUNDED
LIKE SEXUAL HARASSMENT,
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- BUT I... I WAS JUST KIDDING.
- OH, NO, NO, NO.
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IT WAS KIND OF A WAKE-UP CALL
ABOUT DRESSING PROFESSIONALLY.
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I'M JUST, I'M TRYING MY BEST
NOT TO LOOK CHEAP.
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OH, TAMMY,
YOU NEVER LOOK CHEAP.
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OH, ISN'T SHE SWEET?
JULIE'S BEEN HELPING ME OUT.
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SHE DIDN'T NEED MUCH HELP,
JUST A FEW FRESH IDEAS.
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WE FOUND
SOME DARLING JACKETS
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AND SOME CUTE, LITTLE RUFFLED
CROSS-OVER TOPS...
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THAT DON'T SHOW ANYTHING.
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THAT NEW ''NICOLE MILLER'' LINE.
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YES! HOW'D YOU KNOW?
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IN THE POST.
THE, UH, ADS.
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- OH.
- NEXT TO THE HARD NEWS.
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ANYWAY, YOU LOOK
VERY OFFICE-READY
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- BUT IN A GUY-READY WAY.
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I'M SURE AARON WILL APPROVE.
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I HOPE SO.
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HE... HE DOESN'T SEEM TO APPROVE
OF MUCH SO FAR.
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TAMMY, YOU GOT TO TRUST
THE LOVE DOCTOR.
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HE WOULDN'T
HAVE INTRODUCED YOU TWO
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IF HE DIDN'T SEE POTENTIAL.
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YOU SHOULD GO SEE
HIM YOURSELF, JULIE.
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MAYBE HE'LL GIVE
YOU A PRESCRIPTION.
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- EXCUSE ME, SENATOR?
- YOU NEVER KNOW.
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HE'S GOT A PRETTY GOOD
TRACK RECORD... 13 MARRIAGES.
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OH, I DON'T REALLY THINK
THAT'S IN THE CARDS FOR ME, SIR.
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YOU KEEP ME PRETTY BUSY.
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GOOD POINT, I DO.
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I PUSH MY TEAM HARD.
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WAY TO LEAN IN, JULIE.
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- I'M BACK.
- WHOA! HEY, HEY!
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YEAH?
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SO? QUITE A TRIP, NO?
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YOU TELL ME.
HOW'D IT PLAY?
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''SENATOR LOUIS LAFFER, OTHERS,
ATTACKED IN AFGHANISTAN.''
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''OTHERS''?
THAT'S ALL I GOT?
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EXCEPT FOR THE PART
WHERE YOU WERE,
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''RESCUED BY MYSTERY LATINA
AND WHISKED HOME ON
HER PARTY PLANE.''
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WE HAD TO GET LOUIS HOME.
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NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED
THAT ATTACK, KATHERINE.
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IT WAS AN ACT OF GOD.
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YEAH, ATTACKED IN A WAR ZONE.
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?
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AND, BY THE WAY, THAT'S
EXACTLY HOW THE TALIBAN
SPOKESMAN DESCRIBED IT.
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- HOW?
- AS AN ACT OF GOD,
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SO YOU'RE ON THE SAME PAGE.
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OKAY, WE'LL GET PAST THIS.
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- UH-HUH.
- IT'S ONLY A COUPLE OF CYCLES.
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ANYTHING TO READ
INTO THE RECORD?
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YES.
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''SENOR HEE-HAW''
DIED AT 86.
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WHAT?
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OH, NO.
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I LOVED THAT GUY.
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I KNOW.
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I'M... SORRY.
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MR. PRESIDENT,
I RISE TODAY
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TO MOURN THE DEATH
AND CELEBRATE THE LIFE
OF JULIAN ORTIZ PARADERO,
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KNOWN TO TWO GENERATIONS
OF FLORIDIAN CHILDREN
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AS ''SENOR HEE-HAW.''
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PARADERO, WHO PLAYED
HIS IRASCIBLE CHARACTER
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ON MIAMI'S ''CHANNEL 5''
FOR OVER 43 YEARS...
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TAUGHT MILLIONS
OF ENCHANTED YOUNGSTERS
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HOW TO COUNT IN ENGLISH,
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TIE THEIR SHOES,
AND SHARE WITH OTHERS.
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ALTHOUGH ''SENOR HEE-HAW''
WAS DOGGED BY UNPROVEN CHARGES
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OF ENDANGERING MINORS
IN HIS LATER YEARS,
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MANY OF US WILL NOT SOON
FORGET HIS TWINKLING EYES
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AND HIS TRADEMARK
FALSETTO GIGGLE.
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HA-HA-HA-HA-HA.
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''SENOR HEE-HAW.''
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OH, UH, CANCEL MY HAIRCUT,
WOULD YOU?
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I GOT TO GO OVER TO THE HYATT
THIS MORNING.
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YES, SIR. NEED A CAR?
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NAH, THAT'S OKAY.
I'LL WALK.
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OH, HEY, RANDALL.
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WELL, GOOD MORNING, SENATOR.
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RANDALL, WHERE DO WE STAND
ON THE WATER RINGS
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ON THE SIDEBOARD
OF MY OFFICE?
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OH, THE FINISH IS DAMAGED, SIR.
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IT'S NOT A CLEANING ISSUE.
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BAAAM!
WRONG ANSWER.
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THE RIGHT ANSWER IS
''WHATEVER IT TAKES, SENATOR.''
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THAT'S HOW YOU GET AHEAD.
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I'M RETIRING NEXT WEEK.
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WELL, THERE'S PLENTY OF TIME.
YOU'RE CALL.
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AARON, YOU GOT TIME
FOR A LITTLE WALK AND TALK?
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OF COURSE, SIR.
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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PRIDE,
RANDALL.
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IT'S ALL ABOUT THE PRIDE.
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SO...
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DID YOU HOOK UP
WITH TAMMY?
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UH, I'LL TELL YOU, SENATOR,
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IF YOU PROMISE TO NEVER
SAY ''HOOK UP'' AGAIN.
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OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH.
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OKAY, SO, WE DID HANG OUT
A COUPLE OF TIMES...
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AHA!
YEAH, WAS IT LOVE?
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HUH, WAS IT LOVE?
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IT DIDN'T FEEL LIKE
THERE WAS NO GRAVITY AND SHIT?
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I DON'T KNOW, SIR.
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I MEAN, SHE'S SMART
AND GOOD-LOOKING AND ALL.
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SHE'S JUST REALLY, REALLY WHITE.
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AND I HAVE TO ASSUME
THAT YOU NOTICED THAT GOING IN.
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NO, LIKE, SCARY WHITE.
PROHIBITIVELY WHITE.
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LIKE, SWEATERS AND FRISBEES
AND CAMPING
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AND MICHAEL BUBLE WHITE.
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SWEATERS.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH SWEATERS?
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- NOTHING, IT'S JUST...
- AH, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON.
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GIVE IT TIME.
PEOPLE CHANGE. GOTTA GO.
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SURE, I VOTED FOR FOOD STAMPS.
WHY?
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BECAUSE CUTTING FOOD STAMPS
MEANS TAKING THE FOOD
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OUT OF THE MOUTHS
OF HARD-WORKING
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NORTH CAROLINA FARMERS
WHO PRODUCE FOOD STAMP FOOD.
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00:13:02,567 --> 00:13:05,415
NOW, I DON'T KNOW
IF MY OPPONENT
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HAS EVER MISSED A MEAL
IN HIS LIFE,
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00:13:07,272 --> 00:13:10,228
BUT I HAVE, AND BELIEVE ME,
IT'S NO... PICNIC.
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TIME.
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COACH MANCUSI,
YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO RESPOND.
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WELL, COACH BIGGS CAN PANDER
TO OUR WONDERFUL FARMERS
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ALL HE WANTS,
BUT THE FACT REMAINS
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THAT THE COST OF FOOD STAMPS
HAS SKYROCKETED.
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WE CANNOT AFFORD ANY MORE
WASTEFUL RINO SPENDING.
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00:13:27,509 --> 00:13:28,926
RINO? WHAT...
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''REPUBLICAN IN NAME ONLY.''
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WHICH BRINGS ME
TO MY NEXT QUESTION, SENATOR.
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YOUR AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE UNION
RATING PLUMMETED
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TO 98% LAST YEAR.
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00:13:41,208 --> 00:13:44,082
ARE YOU HOPELESSLY OUT OF
STEP WITH YOUR PARTY?
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00:13:44,082 --> 00:13:46,539
WELL, HELL, THAT'S JUST 'CAUSE
I FAVORED BACKGROUND CHECKS.
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00:13:46,747 --> 00:13:48,494
AS DID HITLER, BUT GO ON.
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00:13:48,494 --> 00:13:50,327
- THANK YOU, MADDIE.
- I'M DIGGER!
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00:13:50,327 --> 00:13:52,827
SO YOU WOULD FAVOR
CRIMINALIZING
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PRIVATE GUN TRANSFERS
BETWEEN HONEST CITIZENS?
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00:13:56,495 --> 00:13:58,078
- WHY?
- I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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00:13:58,078 --> 00:13:59,371
FOR THE RECORD, I'M AGAINST IT,
305
00:13:59,371 --> 00:14:01,537
SO THAT'S ANOTHER SHARP
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US.
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00:14:01,537 --> 00:14:03,746
OH, EXCUSE ME
FOR THE INTERRUPTION.
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00:14:03,746 --> 00:14:05,454
OH, THAT'S OKAY,
MRS. BIGGS.
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00:14:05,454 --> 00:14:06,954
NO, IT'S NOT,
AND SHE'S DIGGER!
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00:14:06,954 --> 00:14:09,997
WELL, THERE IS
THAT FAMOUS TEMPER OF YOURS,
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00:14:09,997 --> 00:14:12,663
- AND I DO MEAN FAMOUS.
- GOD DAMN IT!
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00:14:12,663 --> 00:14:14,022
OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
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00:14:14,022 --> 00:14:17,498
LET'S TAKE A SHORT BREAK HERE
TO TAKE LUNCH ORDERS.
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00:14:19,498 --> 00:14:22,999
SHIT, ROBERT, I'M GONNA GET
KILLED ON ALL THESE HIPPO
ISSUES.
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00:14:22,999 --> 00:14:27,332
I GOT A RECORD SUPPORTING
ALL THE STUFF REPUBLICANS
USED TO BE FOR.
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BACKGROUND CHECKS, MANDATES,
INFRASTRUCTURE, YOU NAME IT.
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00:14:31,925 --> 00:14:34,751
I'M BEING FUCKED
BY MY OWN PETARD.
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YOU WANT... YOU WANT
A SHOULDER RUB THERE, MAN?
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00:14:38,667 --> 00:14:39,959
NO.
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00:14:39,959 --> 00:14:42,543
COME ON, IT'S NOT GAY,
IT'S JUST A SHOULDER RUB.
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HANG ON.
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00:14:47,085 --> 00:14:49,002
SWEETIE?
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00:14:49,794 --> 00:14:51,628
LOUIS?
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00:14:51,628 --> 00:14:52,961
UH-HUH?
LOUISE?
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00:14:52,961 --> 00:14:54,669
- RIGHT HERE.
- I'M COMING, I'M COMING.
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00:14:54,878 --> 00:14:57,044
- WHOA, WHOA!
- LOUISE? LOUISE?
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00:14:57,044 --> 00:14:59,794
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
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00:15:02,170 --> 00:15:03,712
- OH!
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00:15:03,712 --> 00:15:05,963
DON'T NEED THAT.
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00:15:05,963 --> 00:15:07,921
HELLO, PTSD.
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00:15:08,962 --> 00:15:10,671
SO...
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00:15:10,671 --> 00:15:12,380
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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00:15:12,380 --> 00:15:15,131
YOUR 4:00 VIDEO CHATTER
WITH LOLA?
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00:15:15,131 --> 00:15:16,756
JAMES IS GONNA SET IT UP.
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00:15:16,756 --> 00:15:19,839
IT ONLY TAKES A SECOND, SIR.
EASY-PEASY.
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00:15:20,048 --> 00:15:21,089
SHE'S BEEN SO WORRIED.
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00:15:21,089 --> 00:15:23,215
SHE'S BEEN PRAYING FOR YOU
BETWEEN CLASSES.
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00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,549
AW, MY POOR BABY GIRL.
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00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,466
SHE DIDN'T SIGN ON FOR THIS...
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00:15:27,466 --> 00:15:30,174
A DAD WHO GOES
TO WHERE THE SHIT IS.
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WINCING, WINCING.
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00:15:31,841 --> 00:15:34,842
OH, SORRY. SOLDIER TALK.
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00:15:35,841 --> 00:15:37,134
DADDY?
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00:15:37,134 --> 00:15:38,925
WAIT, WHO ARE YOU?
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OH, SORRY.
I'M JAMES, MS. LAFFER.
I WORK FOR YOUR DAD.
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00:15:41,926 --> 00:15:43,801
I WAS JUST GETTING HIM SET UP
FOR YOUR CHAT.
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00:15:43,801 --> 00:15:46,843
- LOLA, HONEY?
- OH, HI, DADDY.
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00:15:46,843 --> 00:15:48,676
I'VE BEEN SO WORRIED ABOUT YOU.
348
00:15:48,676 --> 00:15:52,010
- HOW'S YOUR POOR LEG?
- IT'S FINE, HONEY, REALLY.
349
00:15:52,010 --> 00:15:53,636
THEY'VE GOT ME
ALL PUT BACK TOGETHER.
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00:15:53,636 --> 00:15:54,927
- CAN I SHOW HER?
- MM-HMM.
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00:15:54,927 --> 00:15:56,761
HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU.
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00:15:58,262 --> 00:16:00,720
OH, MY GOSH, DADDY,
THAT'S AWFUL.
353
00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:04,178
NO, NO, REALLY,
THE THING'S JUST SUPPORTING IT.
354
00:16:04,178 --> 00:16:05,888
NO BIG DEAL.
355
00:16:07,137 --> 00:16:08,596
HI AGAIN.
356
00:16:08,762 --> 00:16:10,763
HI. AGAIN.
357
00:16:12,338 --> 00:16:13,679
WE'RE BACK.
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00:16:13,846 --> 00:16:16,305
THIS QUESTION GOES FIRST
TO SENATOR BIGGS.
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00:16:16,305 --> 00:16:18,472
YOU HAVE TWO MINUTES
TO RESPOND.
360
00:16:18,472 --> 00:16:21,890
SENATOR, YOU HAVE ALWAYS OPPOSED
THE DEATH PENALTY
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00:16:21,890 --> 00:16:23,765
ON RELIGIOUS GROUNDS,
362
00:16:23,765 --> 00:16:26,765
BUT IF MADDIE BIGGS
WERE RAPED AND MURDERED,
363
00:16:26,765 --> 00:16:29,099
WOULD YOU FAVOR THE DEATH
PENALTY FOR THE KILLER?
364
00:16:29,099 --> 00:16:31,016
IF SHE WHAT?
365
00:16:31,016 --> 00:16:32,682
WELL.
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00:16:33,099 --> 00:16:34,850
WELL?
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00:16:36,683 --> 00:16:38,017
MURDERED HOW?
368
00:16:38,017 --> 00:16:39,600
HOW?
369
00:16:39,600 --> 00:16:41,583
WHAT POSSIBLE DIFFERENCE
DOES THAT MAKE?
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00:16:41,583 --> 00:16:43,726
JUST ANSWER
THE FUCKING QUESTION .
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00:16:44,933 --> 00:16:47,143
COACH MANCUSI,
SAME QUESTION TO YOU.
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00:16:47,143 --> 00:16:49,809
IF MRS. MANCUSI
WERE RAPED AND MURDERED,
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00:16:49,809 --> 00:16:51,727
WOULD YOU FAVOR
THE DEATH PEN...
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00:16:51,727 --> 00:16:54,769
HELLS YES. I WOULD FAVOR RIPPING
TH KILLER'S BALLS OFF
375
00:16:54,769 --> 00:16:56,744
AND THROWING HIM OUT
OF AN AIRPLANE!
376
00:16:56,744 --> 00:16:59,279
JESUS CHRIST
ON A FOUR-MAN BOBSLED!
377
00:16:59,279 --> 00:17:01,352
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU,
GIL JOHN?
378
00:17:01,352 --> 00:17:05,271
SENATOR BIGGS, WOULD YOU LIKE
TO RESPOND TO COACH MANCUSI?
379
00:17:08,937 --> 00:17:10,354
THE SUIT.
380
00:17:13,604 --> 00:17:16,605
SO BENNY'S SETTING ME UP WITH
A SUITE AT THE RITZ-CARLTON.
381
00:17:16,605 --> 00:17:18,938
THAT'S NOT FAR FROM HERE,
RIGHT?
382
00:17:18,938 --> 00:17:19,939
RIGHT. K-STREET?
383
00:17:19,939 --> 00:17:21,814
IT'S JUST A SHORT
LIMO GLIDE AWAY.
384
00:17:21,814 --> 00:17:24,856
YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GET
THREE ROOMS, A RECEPTION AREA,
385
00:17:24,856 --> 00:17:25,939
AN OFFICE, AND A BEDROOM.
386
00:17:26,189 --> 00:17:28,189
TELL ME MORE
ABOUT YOUR RECEPTION AREA.
387
00:17:28,356 --> 00:17:31,857
OH, THAT'S WHERE I RECEIVE
MY HANDSOME LEGISLATOR
388
00:17:31,857 --> 00:17:33,732
BEFORE I WALK HIM
THROUGH THE OFFICE,
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00:17:33,732 --> 00:17:35,399
STRAIGHT INTO THE BEDROOM.
390
00:17:35,399 --> 00:17:37,858
AND WHAT IF WE DON'T MAKE IT
ALL THE WAY TO THE BEDROOM?
391
00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:39,941
I... BENNY WOULD NOTICE.
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00:17:39,941 --> 00:17:42,650
OKAY, I'M GONNA LET YOU GO.
393
00:17:42,650 --> 00:17:44,234
CIAO! MWAH!
394
00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:45,734
CIAO.
395
00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:50,276
WHAT?
396
00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:52,693
SHE'S MOVING TO A HOTEL ROOM.
I THINK YOU'D BE THRILLED.
397
00:17:52,693 --> 00:17:55,986
YES, BECAUSE SO MANY
GOOD THINGS HAPPEN IN HOTELS.
398
00:17:55,986 --> 00:17:57,027
LOOK, CAT, I GET IT.
399
00:17:57,027 --> 00:17:58,512
I KNOW I HAVE
A DISCIPLINE PROBLEM.
400
00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:00,134
I KNOW PEOPLE THINK
I'M AN ADDICT.
401
00:18:00,134 --> 00:18:02,802
I BURNED THROUGH THREE MARRIAGE
COUNSELORS ON THAT ISSUE ALONE,
402
00:18:03,010 --> 00:18:04,595
BUT I'VE GOT IT
UNDER CONTROL.
403
00:18:04,595 --> 00:18:06,095
I PROMISE.
404
00:18:06,762 --> 00:18:07,888
TO BE CONTINUED.
405
00:18:07,888 --> 00:18:10,598
I'VE GOT A MEETING
WITH GRAYDON TALBOT.
406
00:18:10,598 --> 00:18:11,682
HOLD ON, SERIOUSLY?
407
00:18:11,682 --> 00:18:13,850
YEAH, HE'S IN TOWN
FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS.
408
00:18:13,850 --> 00:18:15,766
ANDY, YOU'VE BEEN IN THE SENATE
FOR LESS THAN A YEAR.
409
00:18:15,766 --> 00:18:17,143
SO HAS TED CRUZ.
410
00:18:17,143 --> 00:18:19,019
DO YOU THINK HE'S WAITING
TO PUT TOGETHER A TEAM?
411
00:18:19,019 --> 00:18:21,979
OBAMA WAITED FIVE MINUTES.
IT'S DIFFERENT NOW.
412
00:18:21,979 --> 00:18:24,231
NO MORE KEEPING YOUR HEAD DOWN.
NO MORE WAITING YOUR TURN.
413
00:18:24,231 --> 00:18:28,065
ANDY, GRAYDON TALBOT
IS THE BIGGEST SCUMBAG
IN NATIONAL POLITICS.
414
00:18:28,065 --> 00:18:29,733
YOU SAY THAT LIKE
IT'S A BAD THING.
415
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:31,860
LISTEN, WE'RE JUST GOING
TO BE SPITBALLING IDEAS.
416
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,526
NO BILLABLES,
IT'S NOT EVEN A FIRST DATE.
417
00:18:34,526 --> 00:18:35,862
NOT EVEN A PECK ON THE CHEEK.
418
00:18:35,862 --> 00:18:37,528
OH, WHAT THE HELL?
419
00:18:37,528 --> 00:18:39,613
ANDY, WHO AM I,
MISS MONEYPENNY?
420
00:18:39,613 --> 00:18:41,365
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
421
00:18:43,116 --> 00:18:45,783
G.J., I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU WEREN'T READY
422
00:18:45,783 --> 00:18:47,618
FOR THE RAPE/MURDER QUESTION.
423
00:18:47,618 --> 00:18:49,273
EVERYONE KNOWS IT.
IT'S A CLASSIC.
424
00:18:49,273 --> 00:18:51,120
WELL, EXCUSE ME
FOR NOT BONING UP
425
00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:52,996
ON MY REVENGE FANTASIES,
MADDIE.
426
00:18:52,996 --> 00:18:55,247
LISTEN,
DIGGER'S GONNA TRY ANYTHING
427
00:18:55,247 --> 00:18:56,831
TO GET INSIDE YOUR HEAD.
428
00:18:56,831 --> 00:18:59,082
HE'S RIDING A CONSIDERABLE LEAD
RIGHT NOW,
429
00:18:59,082 --> 00:19:02,542
AND HE CAN SEW THIS UP IF YOU
LOSE IT DURING THE DEBATE.
430
00:19:02,542 --> 00:19:05,153
WE'VE GOT TO PREEMPT THAT
AND THINK OF SOMETHING
431
00:19:05,153 --> 00:19:07,754
- TO THROW HIM OFF BALANCE.
- RECRUITING VIOLATIONS.
432
00:19:07,754 --> 00:19:09,525
AND IT CAN'T BE
RECRUITING VIOLATIONS.
433
00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:10,546
WHY NOT?
434
00:19:10,546 --> 00:19:11,922
BECAUSE NO ONE GIVES A DAMN,
435
00:19:11,922 --> 00:19:14,716
EVEN IF DIGGER MANCUSI
USED HOOKERS TO RECRUIT.
436
00:19:14,716 --> 00:19:16,383
FANS ONLY CARE ABOUT WINNING.
437
00:19:16,383 --> 00:19:18,843
- DIGGER BROUGHT IN HOOKERS?
- OOH, NO.
438
00:19:18,843 --> 00:19:21,052
I'M JUST USING THAT
AS AN EXAMPLE.
439
00:19:21,052 --> 00:19:23,512
WELL, THAT'S HOW RUMORS
GET STARTED, MADDIE.
440
00:19:23,512 --> 00:19:26,305
HOW OLD WERE THE HOOKERS?
441
00:19:26,305 --> 00:19:28,765
FORGET THE HOOKERS!
442
00:19:28,765 --> 00:19:31,217
I'M JUST SAYING STAY AWAY
FROM BASKETBALL.
443
00:19:31,217 --> 00:19:35,118
STAY AWAY FROM BASKETBALL?
I AM BASKETBALL.
444
00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:36,789
IT'S MY BRAND
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
445
00:19:36,789 --> 00:19:39,929
WELL, THERE YOU ARE
LOSING IT AGAIN.
446
00:19:38,729 --> 00:19:42,022
WELL, I'M SORRY, MADDIE,
BUT I GOT THESE TRIGGERS, OKAY?
447
00:19:42,022 --> 00:19:45,107
I ADMIT IT,
AND IF SOME SON OF A BITCH ON TV
448
00:19:45,107 --> 00:19:47,733
ASKS ME TO IMAGINE
MY WIFE'S RAPE AND MURDER,
449
00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:49,067
YEAH, I MIGHT BLOW.
450
00:19:49,067 --> 00:19:51,985
WHY? BECAUSE
IT'S FUCKING UPSETTING.
451
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,947
REALLY?
452
00:19:57,947 --> 00:20:00,533
AWW.
453
00:20:05,743 --> 00:20:08,244
- THAT'S MY HONEY BEAR.
454
00:20:10,162 --> 00:20:15,915
FOR 17 YEARS, HE'S BEEN READY
EVERY DAY TO HELP PEOPLE,
455
00:20:15,915 --> 00:20:18,333
PEOPLE WHO ARE READY
TO HELP THEMSELVES
456
00:20:18,333 --> 00:20:20,083
TO TURN THEIR LIVES AROUND,
457
00:20:20,292 --> 00:20:23,753
PEOPLE WHO DON'T MAKE EXCUSES,
WHO DIG DEEP,
458
00:20:23,753 --> 00:20:26,004
LIKE ROBERT BETTENCOURT
HIMSELF
459
00:20:26,171 --> 00:20:30,256
WHO HAD A VISION FOR HIMSELF
AND FOR PENNSYLVANIA,
460
00:20:30,256 --> 00:20:32,925
AND HAS BEEN GETTING
IT DONE EVER SINCE.
461
00:20:32,925 --> 00:20:34,300
ROBERT BETTENCOURT.
462
00:20:34,300 --> 00:20:38,010
ACCEPTING RESPONSIBILITY
WITH NO EXCUSES.
463
00:20:38,010 --> 00:20:41,304
MY NAME IS ROBERT BETTENCOURT,
AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE.
464
00:20:42,930 --> 00:20:45,973
OH, RANDALL,
DID YOU SEE THE WHOLE THING?
465
00:20:46,181 --> 00:20:48,390
- I DID, SENATOR.
- AND WHAT'D YOU THINK?
466
00:20:48,390 --> 00:20:51,059
WELL, WITH RESPECT, SIR,
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I THINK.
467
00:20:51,059 --> 00:20:52,852
WELL, WHY WOULDN'T IT?
468
00:20:52,852 --> 00:20:54,269
THAT AD ISN'T
INTENDED FOR ME.
469
00:20:54,269 --> 00:20:55,852
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
470
00:20:55,852 --> 00:20:58,979
YOU'RE RUNNING THAT AD
FOR WHITE VOTERS TO SHOW THEM
471
00:20:59,147 --> 00:21:00,231
THAT YOU'RE FEELING THEM.
472
00:21:00,231 --> 00:21:02,566
I... I UNDERSTAND.
THAT'S POLITICS.
473
00:21:02,566 --> 00:21:04,232
YOU'RE DOING WHAT YOU GOTTA DO,
474
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:07,943
WHICH IS TO GO ALL
''CLARENCE THOMAS'' ON US.
475
00:21:07,943 --> 00:21:09,527
THAT'S FINE,
476
00:21:09,527 --> 00:21:13,863
BUT YOU DON'T NEED MY APPROVAL
FOR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
477
00:21:13,863 --> 00:21:16,990
WELL, ASIDE FROM THAT,
HOW'D YOU LIKE IT?
478
00:21:19,949 --> 00:21:21,367
HAVE A GOOD EVENING, SENATOR.
479
00:21:30,371 --> 00:21:32,862
- YOU LOOK NICE TONIGHT.
- REALLY?
480
00:21:32,862 --> 00:21:35,666
- YEAH, YOU SOUND SURPRISED.
- I AM.
481
00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:39,085
IN CASE YOU HADN'T NOTICED,
I'M A BIT FASHION CHALLENGED.
482
00:21:39,085 --> 00:21:43,088
NO, NO, I HADN'T NOTICED.
I LOVE YOUR SWEATERS.
483
00:21:43,088 --> 00:21:46,964
WELL, THANKS, BUT IT'S TRUE.
484
00:21:55,384 --> 00:21:57,686
- WHAT WAS THAT?
- OH.
485
00:21:57,686 --> 00:21:59,681
YOU HUNT.
486
00:21:59,681 --> 00:22:03,056
USED TO.
JUST SQUIRRELS.
487
00:22:03,056 --> 00:22:06,100
SQUIRRELS, WHY?
LIKE, FOR FUN?
488
00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:10,092
OF COURSE NOT.
THAT'S HORRIBLE.
489
00:22:08,892 --> 00:22:11,561
FOR FOOD.
490
00:22:11,561 --> 00:22:13,207
DO YOU LIKE SQUIRREL?
491
00:22:13,207 --> 00:22:16,980
LIKE IT?
PEOPLE EAT SQUIRRELS?
492
00:22:16,980 --> 00:22:20,190
MY PEOPLE DO.
DURING THE SUMMER MONTHS ANYWAY.
493
00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:23,860
WE USED TO GO UP TO THIS CABIN
IN THE WOODS MY UNCLE HAS,
494
00:22:24,026 --> 00:22:26,194
AND WE'D SHOOT SQUIRRELS,
495
00:22:26,194 --> 00:22:28,362
AND THEN THE BOYS
WOU LD SKIN 'EM AND GUT 'EM.
496
00:22:28,362 --> 00:22:29,945
AND THEN MY SISTER AND I,
497
00:22:29,945 --> 00:22:31,404
WE'D CLEAN 'EM AND PUT THEM
IN A BIG POT OF WATER
498
00:22:31,613 --> 00:22:33,780
AND SOAK FOR A COUPLE DAYS,
AND THEN ON SATURDAY NIGHTS,
499
00:22:33,780 --> 00:22:35,961
WE WOULD QUARTER 'EM
AND BOIL 'EM
500
00:22:35,961 --> 00:22:37,503
FOR ABOUT 45 MINUTES OR SO,
501
00:22:37,503 --> 00:22:40,004
AND THEN SERVE THEM
WITH SOME RED HOT GRAVY...
502
00:22:40,004 --> 00:22:42,504
OH, WHICH FRANKLY
MAKES THE WHOLE MEAL.
503
00:22:42,504 --> 00:22:46,880
I MEAN, WITHOUT THE GRAVY,
YOU JUST GOT STRINGY, GREY MEAT.
504
00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:47,964
UGH.
505
00:22:47,964 --> 00:22:51,089
ANYWAY,
THE GRAVY IS PRETTY KEY.
506
00:22:53,632 --> 00:22:55,175
GOOD TIMES.
507
00:22:55,632 --> 00:22:57,300
WOW.
508
00:22:57,300 --> 00:23:00,216
EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT STORY...
EVERY DETAIL...
509
00:23:00,216 --> 00:23:03,217
IS JUST SO... SO COLORFUL.
510
00:23:03,217 --> 00:23:05,477
AWW, YOU'RE SWEET.
511
00:23:05,477 --> 00:23:08,969
LET'S GO GET HAMMERED.
512
00:23:34,183 --> 00:23:35,309
HEY, GRAYDON.
513
00:23:35,309 --> 00:23:37,476
HEY, MAN, LONG TIME.
514
00:23:38,268 --> 00:23:40,436
WHOO! YES!
515
00:23:40,436 --> 00:23:42,102
CHARLES!
516
00:23:42,102 --> 00:23:45,062
''YOU PUT THE FLAME ON ME''
517
00:23:45,062 --> 00:23:47,062
DID YOU JUST GET HERE?
DID YOU MISS THAT?
518
00:23:47,228 --> 00:23:48,562
I'M AFRAID SO.
519
00:23:48,562 --> 00:23:50,562
IT'S AN INTERESTING VENUE
FOR A PITCH, GRAYDON.
520
00:23:50,562 --> 00:23:52,104
WHAT, YOU MEAN, LIKE,
ME PITCHING YOU?
521
00:23:52,104 --> 00:23:55,021
OH, MAN, WE GOT TO FIRE
BOTH OF OUR SCHEDULERS.
522
00:23:55,021 --> 00:23:56,397
THEY GOT IT BACKWARDS.
523
00:23:56,397 --> 00:23:59,648
- BUSY, ARE YOU?
- OH, YEAH, BUT NOT FOR LONG.
524
00:23:59,648 --> 00:24:01,440
I AM TECHNICALLY RETIRED.
525
00:24:01,649 --> 00:24:04,357
WHY WOULD I WANT TO RUN
CAMPAIGNS ANYMORE?
526
00:24:04,357 --> 00:24:06,025
MONEY?
527
00:24:06,025 --> 00:24:09,068
I'M WORTH MORE THAN MY ENTIRE
PRINCETON CLASS COMBINED,
528
00:24:09,068 --> 00:24:11,526
AND I DIDN'T GET RICH
RUNNING LOSING CAMPAIGNS
529
00:24:11,526 --> 00:24:14,318
LIKE MIKE MURPHY.
I GOT RICH WINNING THEM.
530
00:24:14,526 --> 00:24:16,194
WHAT DO I MEAN BY WINNING?
531
00:24:16,194 --> 00:24:18,528
GREAT, GREAT QUESTION.
532
00:24:18,528 --> 00:24:22,654
THE ANSWER IS 38 OUT OF 50.
533
00:24:22,654 --> 00:24:26,654
THAT'S THE NUMBER OF OPPONENTS
I DROVE OUT OF POLITICS FOREVER.
534
00:24:26,654 --> 00:24:28,822
THAT'S FOREVER.
535
00:24:28,822 --> 00:24:31,488
LOSERS I FUCKED UP SO BADLY,
536
00:24:31,488 --> 00:24:34,198
THEY NEVER RAN AGAIN
FOR ANYTHING.
537
00:24:34,198 --> 00:24:35,739
SO YOU'RE NOT PITCHING.
538
00:24:35,739 --> 00:24:37,657
OH, NO, MAN.
I'M RETIRED.
539
00:24:37,657 --> 00:24:38,782
NO OFFENSE.
540
00:24:38,782 --> 00:24:42,367
LISTEN, I MEAN,
YOU KILLED LAST FALL.
541
00:24:42,367 --> 00:24:44,826
- PROPS FOR THAT.
- YEAH.
542
00:24:44,826 --> 00:24:46,451
BUT PRESIDENT?
543
00:24:46,451 --> 00:24:49,402
YOU'RE WAY OUT AHEAD
OF YOUR HEADLIGHTS, DUDE.
544
00:24:49,402 --> 00:24:52,203
YOU SHOULD BE OUT THERE
BUSTING YOUR HUMP
545
00:24:52,203 --> 00:24:53,828
TO GET OTHER PEOPLE ELECTED.
546
00:24:53,828 --> 00:24:56,537
YOU NEED THEM TO OWE YOU
ONCE YOU JUMP IN.
547
00:24:56,537 --> 00:24:59,496
BUT HELL, A FUCKING INTERN
FROM POLITICO KNOWS THAT
548
00:24:59,496 --> 00:25:01,163
- AND SO DO YOU.
- YEAH.
549
00:25:01,163 --> 00:25:05,164
SO NO CHARGE.
BESIDES I AM OUT OF THE GAME.
550
00:25:05,164 --> 00:25:06,623
HELLO,
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
551
00:25:06,748 --> 00:25:08,415
WE HAVE MR. GRAYDON TALBOT
IN THE HOUSE.
552
00:25:08,415 --> 00:25:10,582
MR. GRAYDON TALBOT,
YOU MIND COMING AND DOING
SOMETHING FOR US?
553
00:25:10,582 --> 00:25:12,165
GOT TO GO.
554
00:25:12,165 --> 00:25:13,291
WAIT, GRAYDON, LET ME...
555
00:25:13,291 --> 00:25:16,333
I'M RETIRED, MAN.
REALLY.
556
00:25:16,333 --> 00:25:18,459
SO MUCH FUN.
WE SHOULD DO IT AGAIN.
557
00:25:18,459 --> 00:25:19,625
- BUENOS NOCHES.
- GOOD NIGHT, PROFESSOR.
558
00:25:19,625 --> 00:25:21,292
SEE YOU IN CLASS.
559
00:25:26,336 --> 00:25:28,212
LET ME GUESS, YOU TEACH.
560
00:25:28,212 --> 00:25:30,128
- I DO.
- GEORGETOWN.
561
00:25:30,128 --> 00:25:31,753
GEORGE WASHINGTON.
562
00:25:31,753 --> 00:25:34,213
I'M A VISITING PROFESSOR FROM
THE UNIVERSITY OF BARCELONA.
563
00:25:34,213 --> 00:25:36,046
THAT'S GREAT.
564
00:25:36,046 --> 00:25:39,047
WHAT IS? THAT I'M A PROFESSOR,
OR FROM BARCELONA?
565
00:25:39,047 --> 00:25:40,464
THAT YOU'RE VISITING.
566
00:26:23,193 --> 00:26:27,927
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