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ADULT ADAM:
Back in the '80s, I had my fair share of tormentors,
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and no one did it better
than my main nemesis,
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sax-wailin', pony tail-rockin' Johnny Atkins.
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Yep, he made
my life miserable.
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Later, nerd losers.
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Eat my butt.
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I feel threatened,
and I want to punch your face off.
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And, thanks to shop class,
I had to see a lot more of him.
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JOHNNY: Hey, Goldberg.
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Whatcha workin' on
there, man? Looks super cool.
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Your interest excites me,
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but I'm also certain
that this exchange
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will end in a dead leg,
swirlie, or both.
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C'mon,
I have a curious soul.
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Please, share
your wooden gift with me.Really?
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Okay, are you familiar
with the fantasy action film Highlander?
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I am not.
Tell me more!
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Well, it's about a race
of immortal swordsmen who clash throughout history,
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and it stars French action
heartthrob Christopher Lambert!
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Sounds rad!
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I wish there was a way
I could partake in the joy and delight it's given you!
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I actually have the tape
right here!Nice!
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Could you put it down
on the table so I can take a better look?
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You bet.
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[SAW WHIRS]
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Atkins, unacceptable!
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Goggles on when you use
that machine.
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Aw, man,
I helped you do it!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM:
It was February 20th, 1980-something,
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and my dad had just laid eyes on the perfect parking spot.
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Ah, here we go.
[TIRES SCREECH]
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Whoa, did you see that?
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That schmuck
just stole my space!Oy vey.
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Please don't get into
one of your parking battles.
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Look, there's an open spot
right back there. Just go take it.
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You really want to
put my dead toe
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through three more
spaces of walking?
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[DOOR CLOSES]
ADULT ADAM: In that moment,
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Pops and Barry braced themselves for one of my dad's
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epic parking-spot screaming
matches... Or hug?
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Oh, it's so good
to see you!
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Wait, it must be
an old friend.
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Bink.
A jinga, a janga...
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BARRY: What you're
saying is impossible.
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My dad only has two friends
in this world,
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Bill Lewis and the mailman.
That's it.
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Hoo! There he is!
There's my friend Kormy!
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Kormy?
Yeah, Steve Korman,
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one of my best friends
from Central High.
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Wait, you had friends?
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I had a whole group
of friends back then.
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We were called The Jokers.
That's just like the JTP.
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How come you never see
these guys anymore?
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Kormy lives in
Lancaster now.
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That's way too far.
Too far?
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You once
drove out to Delaware just to get a crab hoagie.
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That was a good hoagie.
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Yeah,
it had crab in it.Dense crab.
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And that bread
was delicious.
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I remember that trip.
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Yeah. Crab.
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Dude, forget the crab.
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If Kormy's your friend,
you gotta go see him!
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High school friends are nice,
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but then life happens,
and you move on.
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No, the JTP will always be
inseparable blood brothers
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that will be
together forever.
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Pops, back me up here.
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How's about we take a drive
and talk about it?
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Maybe down to that crab place.
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All right,
enough with the crab!
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We're going to Delaware!
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ADULT ADAM:
As Barry feared losing his best friends,
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I was still dealing
with my worst enemy.
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Dude, can you move?
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Urkel's about to question
whether he did that.
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Just gimme a sec.
I gotta find a blank tape so I can record Highlander.
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Wait, I bought you that movie
for your half birthday.
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What happened
to that tape?
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Uh, I kinda thought
it was a piece of wood and sawed it in half?
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Schmoo, you gotta
be more careful.
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Yesterday you lost
the lunch money I gave you for square pizza day.
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Forgetful me.
And the day before that
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you got your underpants
caught in your locker,
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and they got wedged way up
in the crack of your little tushie.
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Ew, stop.
Clearly, someone's picking on the kid.
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Gah, fine!
It's Johnny Atkins!
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It's 'cause I'm not
in school to protect you anymore, dummy.
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Protect me?
Protect him?
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Yes. All those years while
you went about your days blissfully unscathed,
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I was working
in the shadows,
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ensuring that
no one laid a finger on your delicate,
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under developed
little bird body.ADAM: What?
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But I just figured I was
generally accepted and liked!
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Oh, God, no.
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Well, I guess it's up
to Mama to fix it.
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Mom, hear my words.
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This is the one thing
on the planet you cannot fix for me.
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Schmoo,
when you were little,
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there was always
a mean bully at school
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and like always,
Mama fixed it.
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How?
Easy!
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A play date.
A play date?
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Works every time!
I don't need a play date.
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I just need to handle this
on my own.
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Fine, if that's what
you really want,
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I have no choice but
to respect your wishes.
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Sup, Goldnerd?
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She did not in any way
respect my wishes!
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Can we start this
play date already?
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Friday nights are when
I deep-condition my ponytail.
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Then why did
you agree to this?
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I didn't. Your smoking
hot mom forced me.
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It's true.
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I cornered him in that park
where all the boys and girls go to study in their cars
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and said that I'd scratch
his Celica with a wine opener
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if he didn't agree
to a play date.
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Totino's Pizza Rolls?
Leave the pizza rolls and go!
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Oh, I'll just take out
the trundle bed
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in case you want
to sleep over, Jonathan.
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Ha, even your room
is nerdy!
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Can't wait to tell
everyone at school your bed has a baby bed.
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ADULT ADAM: Turns out
it's impossible to have a play date
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with someone you have
nothing in common with.
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Seven!
Goonies never say die!
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Do Goonies ever say,
"You're a turd farmer?"
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That's a no
on the board games.
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Ooh!
You like Ghostbusters?
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Check it out.
I got the Ecto-1 Autobot!
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How about we make
a stop-motion animation where it transforms?
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How about I transform
my foot up your butt?
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How about I just
play a movie
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so we don't have
to interact at all?
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Now we're talking.
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♪♪
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What dumb-ass thing
is this?
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Hello?
It's Highlander?
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We talked about it
in shop class?
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You're in my shop class?
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Yeah, let's just watch
in silence.
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ADULT ADAM: Lucky for me,
Highlander is so ridiculously badass,
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even Johnny Atkins couldn't
deny its awesomeness.
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There can be only one.
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Dude,
this movie is the best!
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Sword fighting!
Queen music!
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Sean Connery
rockin' a pony tail!
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Is this play date
actually working?No.
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Man, I'd give anything
to be immortal,
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see all of history unfold
before my very eyes, you know?
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You'd also have to watch
all the people you love die.
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So really,
it's a gift and a curse.
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Whoa.
I know, bro.
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Hey, what if there was a way
to find other people who like Highlander
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and then
we all meet regularly to talk about it?
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Like a club?
Hell yeah!
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Boys, it's way too late.
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If you're not gonna
settle down, Johnny's got to sleep downstairs.
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No, no! We're going to bed!
I'm, like, already asleep.
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ADULT ADAM:
And so I had a new friend.
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Meanwhile, Barry was trying
to lock his down forever.
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JTP?
ALL: [UNENTHUSIASTICALLY] JTP.
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Graduation is 12 weeks away,
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which is why I've planned 12
weekends of JTP shenanigans to cement our friendship.
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Awesome!
Yeah!
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Dude!
I'll do anything if it's in a calendar!
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That's just the beginning,
'cause I also mapped out
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the next 12 months
of our lives.
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Wait, 12 months?
Won't we all be in college then?
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Welcome to our futures.
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We're gonna visit
each other every weekend,
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and, on Thursdays,
we'll have a conference call
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from 7:00 p.m.
'til question mark.
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Bro, I totally want to
hang out next year, too, but this feels very intense.
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Then hold onto your tiny,
flea-sized hat, Andy!
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'Cause I also mapped out
the next 12 years.
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Uh-oh.
Dude.
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It's in a calendar,
so I gotta do this!
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But wait.
Behold the next 12 decades.
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First,
we'll all find wives,
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get married in
a five-way wedding,
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and each have four kids.
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Except for Naked Rob,
because he doesn't have parental instincts,
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but will be the cool uncle
to our lousy rugrats.
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I do have an uncle vibe,
but you can't map out our whole lives.
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Yeah, I don't think
my future wife
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is gonna like
any of this.
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You can tell
that nasal-voiced nag
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to put a sock in it,
Andrew!
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Hey!
You don't get it.
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If we don't do this,
the next time we see each other
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will be in a mall parking lot
10 years from now.
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Look, Bar, we appreciate
all your unnecessary energy,
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but we can't commit
to the next 12 decades,
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so, hasta luego?
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Don't you dare
swear at me, Matt Bradley!
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ADULT ADAM: While Barry was worried about his buddies drifting apart,
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one movie
had brought together my geeky pals
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and Johnny's way cooler
band of friends.
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Thanks for coming to
the HighlanderClub.
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I see some new faces to the
after-school activities scene.
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When do we get
the big knives?
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I wanna cut someone
for real!
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Love that spirit,
but let's walk before we run.
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First, we watch the movie,
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then we our pick our roles,
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and divvy up scenes
to re-enact!
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Pass.
I'm out.
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Yeah,
I wish you all the best.
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No, screw your safety.
Let's just fight!
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But then all
this club will be
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is a bunch of people
hitting each other with...
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Ow!
Extracurricular activities are fun!
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Ha-ha, that is fun!
I'm back in!
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Ow!
Hey, why are there children in my wood shop
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looking all eager
and excited?
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We're starting
a HighlanderClub, and maybe you...
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Nah.
Faculty advisors get a $35 stipend.
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Then, as your advisor,
I advise you not to bother me with stuff.
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Yes! He has a laissez-faire
attitude about his role!
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Let's go sharpen our swords
and really take our time.
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Ow!
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Thanks a lot, dude.
You gave all the jerks in school weapons
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and a scheduled time
to beat us.
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I know what I did,
Dave Kim,
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but maybe it won't be
as bad as we think.
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Oh, balls!
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Let's shake the nerd trees
and see what falls out.
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Adrenaline got me up here,
but I can't sustain it!
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Come to Mama, Dave Kim.
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Do you think this is
one of those situations
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where she's mean to me
because she really likes me?
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I don't think so, pal!
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00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:29,596
What's the plan here, guys?
My hands and legs are fatigued!
238
00:08:29,639 --> 00:08:31,293
Wait, I got it!
239
00:08:31,336 --> 00:08:33,164
Have any of you seen
the gymnastics action movie Gymkata?
240
00:08:33,208 --> 00:08:35,036
Screw you and your movies!
241
00:08:35,079 --> 00:08:36,646
That's why we're
in this mess!
242
00:08:36,690 --> 00:08:39,997
Trust me! We just have
to swing to each other using our core strength
243
00:08:40,041 --> 00:08:41,346
and then form
a human bridge to...
244
00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:42,652
Aah!
245
00:08:44,524 --> 00:08:46,395
Ow!
I was wrong!
246
00:08:46,438 --> 00:08:48,049
It's not a situation
where she likes me!
247
00:08:48,092 --> 00:08:50,268
[THUD]
Ow!
248
00:08:50,312 --> 00:08:53,358
ADULT ADAM:
The JTP may have rejected Barry's 12-decade plan,
249
00:08:53,402 --> 00:08:54,490
but he wouldn't
let that stop him.
250
00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:58,015
Stop!
Stop beat boxing, JTP.
251
00:08:58,059 --> 00:09:00,540
I've figured out
how we'll stay friends forever.
252
00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:01,932
Oh, God,
not another plan.
253
00:09:01,976 --> 00:09:04,065
Trust me.
This one is so good,
254
00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:06,894
even Andy's future joyless nag
of a wife can get behind it.
255
00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:10,550
I realize there's only one
logical way to guarantee
256
00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:13,988
we see each other all the time
when we're all grown up.
257
00:09:14,031 --> 00:09:16,338
Liberty Seats
at Veterans Stadium.
258
00:09:16,381 --> 00:09:18,122
Liberty what?
259
00:09:18,166 --> 00:09:21,430
An elite ticket membership
giving us access to not one, not two,
260
00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:24,738
but 300 nights
of entertainment a year!
261
00:09:24,781 --> 00:09:26,609
These seats offer everything!
262
00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,437
The Eagles! Phillies!
263
00:09:28,480 --> 00:09:30,918
That sport you play on ice
with the broom!
264
00:09:30,961 --> 00:09:32,528
Strange religious events!
265
00:09:32,572 --> 00:09:34,617
Local graduation ceremonies.
266
00:09:34,661 --> 00:09:36,663
The Kensington Dog Show.
267
00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,969
Michael Jackson,
Jackson Browne,
268
00:09:39,013 --> 00:09:42,669
James Brown, James Taylor,
and Taylor Dayne,
269
00:09:42,712 --> 00:09:45,454
all for the low price
of 10 grand apiece.
270
00:09:45,497 --> 00:09:46,890
10 grand?
Dude, are you nuts?
271
00:09:46,934 --> 00:09:48,065
I have $37.
272
00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:49,806
My wife is gonna
be so pissed.
273
00:09:49,850 --> 00:09:51,155
Well, Andy, tell her to
go [BLEEP] herself.
274
00:09:51,199 --> 00:09:52,374
Whoa!
Whoa!
275
00:09:52,417 --> 00:09:54,202
Whoa-ho-ho!
Dude!
276
00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:55,986
Look, we don't
know what's gonna happen after high school,
277
00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,335
but that doesn't mean we're
gonna stop being friends.
278
00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,076
You guys don't get it!
279
00:09:59,120 --> 00:10:02,819
My dad had his own JTP,
and now, if they're lucky,
280
00:10:02,863 --> 00:10:04,821
they only see each other
every 10 years!
281
00:10:04,865 --> 00:10:07,302
Bar, just because they
don't see each other, doesn't mean we won't.
282
00:10:07,345 --> 00:10:09,565
But their group
was just like ours.
283
00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,784
First off,
there's five of them.
284
00:10:10,827 --> 00:10:12,568
Whoa,
that is just like us.
285
00:10:12,612 --> 00:10:14,135
They called themselves
The Jokers.
286
00:10:14,178 --> 00:10:16,180
JTP also starts with a J!
287
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:18,139
Each of them had nicknames
based in truth!
288
00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:20,707
One of them
was called Tall Jake 'cause he was tall.
289
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,056
I'm Naked Rob
and I like to get naked!
290
00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:23,579
And the similarities
stop there.
291
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:24,754
We got to get
the Liberty Seats!
292
00:10:24,798 --> 00:10:26,016
I was so against this
five minutes ago,
293
00:10:26,060 --> 00:10:27,757
but now I've never wanted
anything more!
294
00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,411
Guys, I might have
a better idea
295
00:10:29,454 --> 00:10:32,022
that won't cost us
thousands of dollars and hours of our lives.
296
00:10:32,066 --> 00:10:34,677
That can't be true.
Everyone ignore Matt Bradley
297
00:10:34,721 --> 00:10:35,809
and empty your wallets
into my hands.
298
00:10:35,852 --> 00:10:37,245
Yep.
299
00:10:37,288 --> 00:10:38,594
We're just freaked out
we're gonna drift apart
300
00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:39,726
like your dad
and his friends.
301
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:42,119
But what if we got them
back together?
302
00:10:42,163 --> 00:10:44,556
That's true.
If Barry's extremely off-putting father
303
00:10:44,600 --> 00:10:45,514
can have
lifelong friends,
304
00:10:45,557 --> 00:10:46,863
then we for sure will,
too.
305
00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:48,909
This paper-thin logic
is oddly comforting!
306
00:10:48,952 --> 00:10:51,172
Wow, Matt Bradley just
had his first good idea.
307
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,913
Thanks maybe.
JTP forever!
308
00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:54,131
TOGETHER: JTP forever!
309
00:10:54,175 --> 00:10:56,351
ADULT ADAM: As the JTP
set off with a plan,
310
00:10:56,394 --> 00:10:59,441
my mom's plan for a play date had majorly backfired.
311
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:00,921
BEVERLY:
There's my Schmoo.
312
00:11:00,964 --> 00:11:03,401
Ant on a log
coming your way.
313
00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:06,187
Save your logs, lady!
I've got a bone to pick with you!
314
00:11:06,230 --> 00:11:08,929
Let me guess.
Play date backfired, and now it's 10 times worse?
315
00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,582
Yes!
[CRUNCH]
316
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:13,281
Thanks to Johnny,
a bunch of cool older dudes in school
317
00:11:13,324 --> 00:11:14,978
have united to form
a nerd hit squad.
318
00:11:15,022 --> 00:11:18,242
Oh, no, no,
no, no, no. Just let Mama fix it.
319
00:11:18,286 --> 00:11:21,506
I'll invite Johnny
and the whole gang over for a big group play date.
320
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:22,943
ADULT ADAM: Group play date?
321
00:11:22,986 --> 00:11:24,901
The crazy lady
had to be stopped.
322
00:11:24,945 --> 00:11:28,078
I had no choice but to leave
Johnny'sHighlander Club and start my own.
323
00:11:28,122 --> 00:11:29,689
Hey, Mr. Crosby,
you got a sec?
324
00:11:29,732 --> 00:11:31,168
Nope.
Good.
325
00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:32,866
With your permission,
we'd like to start a new,
326
00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:35,259
second, more gentle
HighlanderClub.
327
00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,522
No.
What? Why not?
328
00:11:37,566 --> 00:11:39,524
Because there
can be only one!
329
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:40,612
HighlanderClub.
330
00:11:40,656 --> 00:11:42,571
M-Maybe there can be two?
331
00:11:42,614 --> 00:11:43,964
Dude! You're
starting your own club
332
00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,748
based on the movie
I introduced you to?
333
00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,402
This betrayal
will not stand!
334
00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:50,144
My HighlanderClub challenges
yours to a battle!
335
00:11:50,187 --> 00:11:51,667
We have no club!
336
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:55,062
Mr. Crosby specifically said
there can be only one!
337
00:11:55,105 --> 00:11:57,586
Actually,
this challenge makes sense.
338
00:11:57,629 --> 00:11:59,806
Like the epic conflict
between Connor MacLeod
339
00:11:59,849 --> 00:12:02,460
and the fearsome
but misunderstood Kurgan,
340
00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,549
you must both fight
for "the prize."
341
00:12:04,593 --> 00:12:06,421
You will fight
only in the shadows,
342
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:08,423
never in woodshop!
343
00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:11,339
Consider this holy ground
because I don't want you touching my stuff.
344
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:14,646
If a sword touches
your neck or your lower head, you are out.
345
00:12:14,690 --> 00:12:18,650
The last one standing
earns the right to lead his own HighlanderClub.
346
00:12:19,651 --> 00:12:21,436
Or, maybe
there can be two?
347
00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,568
Nope,
there can be only one!
348
00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:24,656
HighlanderClub.
349
00:12:24,700 --> 00:12:26,484
See you in the hallways,
dorks.
350
00:12:26,528 --> 00:12:29,226
ADULT ADAM: With that,
the future of the club was up for grabs,
351
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:32,229
and Barry was gonna reunite
our dad with his past.
352
00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:35,667
Thanks for coming
out with me and the JTP for my birthday, Dad!
353
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,234
Whatever you want, pal.
354
00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:40,237
I definitely knew
it was your birthday because I'm a good dad.
355
00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:41,848
There he is!
Mur Man!
356
00:12:41,891 --> 00:12:43,632
Kormy!
What the hell?
357
00:12:43,675 --> 00:12:46,591
Surprise!
It's devastating that you don't know this,
358
00:12:46,635 --> 00:12:47,941
but it's not my birthday!
359
00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,420
We got all The Jokers
back together!
360
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,814
You sons of bitches,
how ya been?
361
00:12:51,858 --> 00:12:53,381
Better now that
you're here, Smiles.
362
00:12:53,424 --> 00:12:54,861
Did they just call
your dad "Smiles"?
363
00:12:54,904 --> 00:12:56,688
Looking good,
Dancing Bruce,
364
00:12:56,732 --> 00:12:58,778
or should I say
the honorable Dancing Bruce.
365
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,475
All rise to boogie!
366
00:13:00,518 --> 00:13:02,433
Are they called The Jokers
'cause they're bad at jokes?
367
00:13:02,477 --> 00:13:03,870
The Jokers!
368
00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,436
[LAUGHTER]
369
00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,134
Morons, you did good.
370
00:13:07,177 --> 00:13:09,179
That was the best night
I've had in a long time.
371
00:13:09,223 --> 00:13:11,921
So, uh, when do you want
to see The Jokers again?
372
00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:14,750
I don't know. Uh, maybe
I'll run into one of them in a couple of years.
373
00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,447
And that's it?
Yeah.
374
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:18,754
But you had so much fun.
Don't you want to do this more?
375
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:20,321
Yeah, maybe you guys should
start a bowling team.
376
00:13:20,364 --> 00:13:22,018
Why do any of you care
what I do?
377
00:13:22,062 --> 00:13:23,106
Or a weekly barbecue.
378
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,239
Who are you?
Who is this moron?
379
00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:26,370
Geoff Schwartz.
380
00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:28,546
You know my parents.
I'm dating your daughter.
381
00:13:28,590 --> 00:13:31,245
Dad, if you only see your
friends once a decade,
382
00:13:31,288 --> 00:13:32,986
they're not really
your friends.
383
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,205
I don't know
what to tell you. Life goes on.
384
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,903
You get old,
you get married,
385
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,208
your friends fall
by the wayside.
386
00:13:38,252 --> 00:13:41,211
♪♪
387
00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:43,257
Does he really
not know me?
388
00:13:43,300 --> 00:13:45,433
ADAM: Erica, wake up!
It's the middle of the day!
389
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:47,391
We need you!
Leave me alone. It's Sunday.
390
00:13:47,435 --> 00:13:48,784
It's Thursday.
391
00:13:48,828 --> 00:13:51,569
Ooh, I missed
a job interview this morning.
392
00:13:51,613 --> 00:13:54,050
Guess the universe
doesn't want me to be a sandwich artist.
393
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:55,835
You know what
the universe does want?
394
00:13:55,878 --> 00:13:57,880
For you to protect me
like the old days when I was safe and free.
395
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,969
But it doesn't
teach you anything.
396
00:14:00,013 --> 00:14:02,667
C'mon,
it's time you finally learn to stick up for yourself.
397
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,060
Maybe I wasn't clear.
398
00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,714
I don't need hollow words.
399
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:08,456
I need you
to ball up your fists and wreck some fools!
400
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:10,762
Dude, you can't just
rely on other people to fight your battles.
401
00:14:10,806 --> 00:14:12,939
Does someone
need to rely on me to fight his battles?
402
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,375
See? You either
stand up and fight
403
00:14:14,418 --> 00:14:15,637
or face a lifetime
of play dates.
404
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:16,856
Play dates obviously.
405
00:14:16,899 --> 00:14:18,466
Obviously.
Yeah.
406
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:21,382
No!
My groggy sister may have no purpose or prospects,
407
00:14:21,425 --> 00:14:23,645
but she's right.
We have to fight back
408
00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:26,474
'cause we have something
that Johnny Atkins and his crew don't have.
409
00:14:26,517 --> 00:14:27,823
All their baby teeth?
No.
410
00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,346
A crush on their cousin?
No!
411
00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:30,826
Their very own fern?
No!
412
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,567
A mama who will fix it?
No!
413
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:34,395
We are all skilled
with the blade.
414
00:14:34,438 --> 00:14:37,050
I myself have a lifetime of
training with a lightsaber.
415
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,182
You also have a mama
who will fix it.
416
00:14:39,226 --> 00:14:41,141
Mikey, Sirota,
you both learned a ton of stage combat
417
00:14:41,184 --> 00:14:42,707
when you played Tybalt
and Mercutio
418
00:14:42,751 --> 00:14:44,274
in Romeo and Juliet,
right?
419
00:14:44,318 --> 00:14:45,362
Yeah.
True.
420
00:14:45,406 --> 00:14:46,624
And, Dan,
your malnourished body
421
00:14:46,668 --> 00:14:49,018
has less surface area
to poke and stab.
422
00:14:49,062 --> 00:14:50,280
My pediatrician
is concerned.
423
00:14:50,324 --> 00:14:52,630
Which is why you need
someone's mama to fix it!
424
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,589
Why are you not
getting this?
425
00:14:54,632 --> 00:14:56,983
Dave Kim,
your turtleneck protects your neck and extremities
426
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:58,071
in a way
no one can penetrate!
427
00:14:58,114 --> 00:14:59,986
That's neither true
nor a skill,
428
00:15:00,029 --> 00:15:01,161
but your confidence
has me amped!
429
00:15:01,204 --> 00:15:02,553
What just happened?
430
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:05,034
Adam finally realized
that my advice is better than yours.
431
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:07,602
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm going to go cut my own hair.
432
00:15:07,645 --> 00:15:10,779
There can be only one,
and it shall be the five of us!
433
00:15:10,822 --> 00:15:11,911
Wha!
434
00:15:11,954 --> 00:15:13,129
Rah!
Aah!
435
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:17,133
♪ We're the princes
of the universe
436
00:15:17,177 --> 00:15:18,656
♪ Here we belong ♪
437
00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:22,791
Johnny Atkins!
Let our hour-long feud end here!
438
00:15:22,834 --> 00:15:24,880
Fine!
There can be only one!
439
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,622
HighlanderClub.
Yah!
440
00:15:27,665 --> 00:15:30,364
[ALL SHOUTING]
441
00:15:30,407 --> 00:15:33,367
♪♪
442
00:15:37,893 --> 00:15:39,112
Aah!
443
00:15:39,851 --> 00:15:41,549
JOHNNY: Oh, no!
444
00:15:41,592 --> 00:15:44,465
The nerds are super
fired up and have unwarranted confidence!
445
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:45,814
How is this happening?
446
00:15:45,857 --> 00:15:47,250
[SCREAMS]
447
00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,904
ADULT ADAM: I'll tell you how.
448
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:52,952
While Johnny and his friends spent their weekends partying and living it up,
449
00:15:52,995 --> 00:15:55,476
me and my friends
spent our time swinging around lightsabers
450
00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:58,870
and perfecting
our stage combat moves for drama club.
451
00:15:58,914 --> 00:16:03,484
That fateful day,
being geeks all our lives had finally paid off.
452
00:16:03,527 --> 00:16:04,746
Yeah!
453
00:16:04,789 --> 00:16:07,183
♪♪
454
00:16:15,757 --> 00:16:17,150
Do you yield?
Totally.
455
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:28,988
Dude, that's sorta
my girlfriend!
456
00:16:29,031 --> 00:16:30,163
Hey, Atkins.
457
00:16:31,860 --> 00:16:34,732
Ow, dang it, man.
That slightly hurt for a second.
458
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,431
The club belongs to us,
which means you can go crawling back
459
00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,389
to your charmed,
awesome lives.
460
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,261
Wait, we can't be
in your club?
461
00:16:41,304 --> 00:16:43,437
Yeah,
this was surprisingly fun.
462
00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,179
Sorry, boys,
enrollment is closed.
463
00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:48,137
But I've never been kicked out
of anything before!
464
00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:50,531
Wanna just go back to scoring
touchdowns and getting girls?
465
00:16:50,574 --> 00:16:52,185
Sure.
That works.
466
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:54,056
♪♪
467
00:16:57,364 --> 00:17:00,062
What do I do
with this stuff?
468
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,933
ADULT ADAM: Having finally
conquered my bully,
469
00:17:01,977 --> 00:17:04,675
I came home to celebrate, but there was one more battle left to fight.
470
00:17:04,719 --> 00:17:06,721
Greetings, aimless sister.
471
00:17:06,764 --> 00:17:09,115
Thy brother
has returned a hero.Wow.
472
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,464
He thirsts for beer
of the root.
473
00:17:10,507 --> 00:17:12,640
Finally beat a bully,
and yet you're nerdier than ever.
474
00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,946
Thank you.
You know, my whole life, I've been hearing
475
00:17:14,990 --> 00:17:18,037
"Mama will fix it,"
and a part of me wanted her to.
476
00:17:18,080 --> 00:17:19,473
Believe me,
I really get it.
477
00:17:19,516 --> 00:17:21,910
Well, thanks to you,
I finally think the days
478
00:17:21,953 --> 00:17:24,304
of her getting involved
in my relationships are over.
479
00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,567
You are
in deep trouble, mister.
480
00:17:26,610 --> 00:17:29,700
Shame on you for picking
on this poor boy.Tell him, Mrs. G.
481
00:17:29,744 --> 00:17:31,572
Dude, did you go to
my mom to fix it?
482
00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:32,703
I had no choice.
483
00:17:32,747 --> 00:17:33,878
Your mean behavior
made me feel
484
00:17:33,922 --> 00:17:35,967
completely small
and powerless.
485
00:17:36,011 --> 00:17:39,536
Hello? The minute Erica
stopped protecting me, that's what you did to me!
486
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:42,670
Schmoopaloo.
Ba-bap! I'm gonna fix it.
487
00:17:42,713 --> 00:17:46,282
Look, you have a true,
wonderful gift for busting balls,
488
00:17:46,326 --> 00:17:48,154
but you use it for evil!
489
00:17:48,197 --> 00:17:49,981
All I did was show you
how it feels.
490
00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:52,506
But the difference is
I did all that stuff before we were friends.
491
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:53,985
You think we're friends?
492
00:17:54,029 --> 00:17:55,596
Well, yeah?
Don't you?
493
00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:58,207
If we're friends,
then why'd you take over my club?
494
00:17:58,251 --> 00:18:01,471
Dude, it was our club,
but then you started a new one without me,
495
00:18:01,515 --> 00:18:03,256
and then you destroyed
my old club,
496
00:18:03,299 --> 00:18:05,040
and then Dave Kim
stole my girlfriend,
497
00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,476
and all my friends went back
to playing sports.
498
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,130
Wow.
499
00:18:08,174 --> 00:18:09,653
Guess I am the bully.
500
00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:12,003
Maybe we just call it even?
501
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,701
I got a bootleg
of Highlander 2.
502
00:18:13,744 --> 00:18:14,571
Thought maybe we could
check it out.
503
00:18:14,615 --> 00:18:16,138
Oh, man, yes!
504
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,097
Prepare to be majorly
disappointed.
505
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,707
[BRYAN ADAMS' SOMEBODYPLAYS]
506
00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:21,448
Wow.
Play dates do work.
507
00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:23,276
Aww.
508
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,147
You're a good daughter.
509
00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:28,237
And an even better sister
for protecting Adam all those years.
510
00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:30,761
I love the little nerd.
Just don't tell him that.
511
00:18:30,805 --> 00:18:33,242
ADULT ADAM: In the end,
I didn't need my mom's help,
512
00:18:33,286 --> 00:18:35,723
but it turns out my dad
needed Barry's.
513
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:38,204
TOGETHER:
E-A-G-L-E-S Eagles!
514
00:18:40,075 --> 00:18:42,425
I thought you said
you were good for another 10 years?
515
00:18:42,469 --> 00:18:44,035
Well, I had such
a great time the other night
516
00:18:44,079 --> 00:18:46,516
that I wanted
to see them again. You happy?
517
00:18:46,560 --> 00:18:49,171
Doesn't mean the JTP
won't drift apart like you guys did.
518
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,347
No, no, no.
You guys won't
519
00:18:51,391 --> 00:18:54,611
because you have the one thing
that we never had.
520
00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:55,873
You.
521
00:18:55,917 --> 00:18:58,049
You care so much
about your friends
522
00:18:58,093 --> 00:18:59,312
that you got me
back together with mine.
523
00:19:00,878 --> 00:19:03,142
Everyone needs a friend
like you, moron.
524
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:04,752
Thanks, Dad.
525
00:19:04,795 --> 00:19:06,493
Thank you.
526
00:19:06,536 --> 00:19:09,235
ADULT ADAM: Barry had come up with a million ways to keep the JTP together,
527
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:12,542
but seeing my dad,
he realized all he needed was one.
528
00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,022
Hey.
529
00:19:14,065 --> 00:19:15,154
I got you
a little something.
530
00:19:15,197 --> 00:19:16,807
What is all this?
531
00:19:16,851 --> 00:19:20,463
I know it's not realistic
to map out the next 120 years,
532
00:19:20,507 --> 00:19:23,031
but I can at least reserve
eight days a year.
533
00:19:23,074 --> 00:19:24,815
That sound doable.
534
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,426
Good.
535
00:19:26,469 --> 00:19:28,515
'Cause I'm gonna work
my ass off as a doctor
536
00:19:28,558 --> 00:19:31,126
so I can buy
five season tickets to the Eagles games
537
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:32,649
for the rest of our lives.
538
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:33,563
Dude, are you serious?
539
00:19:33,607 --> 00:19:34,782
JTP forever.
540
00:19:34,825 --> 00:19:35,913
JTP forever.
541
00:19:35,957 --> 00:19:37,263
ALL: JTP forever.
542
00:19:37,306 --> 00:19:38,916
Andy, your hand's so small.
543
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,832
♪ Oh, yeah
544
00:19:41,876 --> 00:19:43,921
♪ I need somebody
545
00:19:43,965 --> 00:19:46,707
ADULT ADAM:
Turns out the JTP really is forever.
546
00:19:46,750 --> 00:19:49,840
To this day, they still go
to those Eagles games,
547
00:19:49,884 --> 00:19:52,930
wear those same jerseys,
and laugh like the old days.
548
00:19:52,974 --> 00:19:55,106
That's the thing
about friendship.
549
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,979
Whether your lifelong pals
or a newly forged alliance,
550
00:19:58,022 --> 00:20:00,982
in the end, whatever battles
and hardships you face,
551
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:03,376
you can do it together.
552
00:20:03,419 --> 00:20:05,029
♪ I need somebody
553
00:20:05,073 --> 00:20:06,466
♪ Yeah, what about you
554
00:20:06,509 --> 00:20:09,251
♪ We all need somebody ♪
555
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,472
♪♪
556
00:20:12,515 --> 00:20:15,344
I'm here with
the real Mike Levy and Dave Sirota.
557
00:20:15,388 --> 00:20:18,217
They've been friends with
the real Adam Goldberg since childhood.
558
00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:20,175
Now, this episode is about
the HighlanderClub.
559
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,872
Is it real?
Yes, we did this in high school.
560
00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,961
It was a point of ridicule,
561
00:20:24,005 --> 00:20:25,354
and then became a point
of fascination,
562
00:20:25,398 --> 00:20:27,487
and then it became
a full-fledged phenomenon.
563
00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:32,796
The HighlanderClub actually
did bring people together at our high school.
564
00:20:32,840 --> 00:20:35,843
We became friends
with Corbett through theHighlander Club.
565
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:39,716
We had the captain
of the football team all sword playing.
566
00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:41,675
I particularly liked
just saying,
567
00:20:41,718 --> 00:20:43,677
over and over again,
"There can be only one."
568
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:45,113
Rah!
Aah!
569
00:20:45,156 --> 00:20:46,854
What eventually happened
to the HighlanderClub?
570
00:20:46,897 --> 00:20:48,551
The HighlanderClub
was forcibly disbanded
571
00:20:48,595 --> 00:20:50,553
by the school
administration.
572
00:20:50,597 --> 00:20:52,686
I can't believe I'm
in an actual school club.
573
00:20:52,729 --> 00:20:54,470
Yeah, now you finally
have something
574
00:20:54,514 --> 00:20:56,124
to put on your
college resume.College?
575
00:20:56,167 --> 00:20:58,169
You blew it, Carla.
576
00:20:58,213 --> 00:21:00,302
You'll rue the day you ever
picked Dave Kim over me.
577
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:01,869
I'm a potential
college applicant now.
578
00:21:01,912 --> 00:21:03,392
Um, yeah, right.
579
00:21:03,436 --> 00:21:05,568
Davey K. respects me,
listens to me,
580
00:21:05,612 --> 00:21:08,354
and hides from me
because I terrify him.
581
00:21:08,397 --> 00:21:09,920
It's so hot.
582
00:21:09,964 --> 00:21:12,227
[GROANS] Damn it!
I love her!
583
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:13,968
Tell me
exactly what I got to do
584
00:21:14,011 --> 00:21:15,404
to get
into a fancy college
585
00:21:15,448 --> 00:21:18,320
and become a rich,
international man of business.
586
00:21:18,364 --> 00:21:20,801
I guess you can start by
going to the college fair they have every year.
587
00:21:20,844 --> 00:21:24,370
Too much work. I'm out.
Your advice sucks, Goldnerd.
588
00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:26,459
[SIGHS] I wish we never
had that play date.
589
00:21:26,509 --> 00:21:31,059
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