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Honestly, I don't understand why people
have to go out in such large groups.
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Because they like each other.
They're friends.
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Why go out with so many in one hit?
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Spread them out, there's seven days
in a week, what are they doing?
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- I mean, that fella there on the end.
- What?
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Is he ever going to speak
to the fella on this end all night?
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What's the point?
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He's got to send him a text
to have a chat.
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Don't worry about it,
it's not going to be a problem for you.
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You don't have many friends.
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That's why you're going away
for the weekend, alone.
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Why is that so weird to you,
that I just want a bit of time away?
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Listen, there's nothing wrong with that.
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What I don't want to do, is just end up
knocking around with someone
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who's an absolute loon,
just so I can say I've got a mate.
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You know what they say,
it's an old saying,
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"A stranger is a friend
you haven't yet met."
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
no, I can't be doing with that.
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I prefer to keep them as strangers,
if I'm honest.
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People become more annoying
once you know them.
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For me, it's enough
just knowing a few faces.
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That's all I need,
just a little bit of acknowledgement,
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someone giving a nod
and I give a nod back, that's enough.
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I don't want any more than that.
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As soon as you start knowing
their names,
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that's when they start
telling you all their problems
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and getting involved and all that shit.
I just don't need it.
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- A question for you.
- Go on.
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Those faces you know,
which one are you gonna call
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when you break down
at 3 o'clock in the morning?
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I've got that sorted.
I pay the AA �39 a year, don't I?
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You don't have to mess about
like you do with friends where,
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you know, they help you out once
and then you've to start sending 'em
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Christmas cards every year,
or birthday cards,
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or going to their kid's christening.
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So you forget all that, don't you?
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Friends can be a pain in the arse
as well.
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I didn't have a starter.
So why am I paying this much?
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Who had the meat samosa?
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I had the meat samosas,
so what's the big deal?
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See this is what happens
when you go out in groups.
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That's exactly what happens
when people go out in couples too.
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Not as often as it does with big groups.
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You've never been out
with a group of people.
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- It happens every time!
- No, it doesn't.
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- It's all in your imagination.
- All right, yeah. Whatever.
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Because you don't like
to be with a lot of people.
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Yeah, yeah, no, I don't,
you're right, yeah.
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'Cause they're antisocial.
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Do you think,
it is like, a little bit odd
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wanting to go away on me own or what?
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Are you winding me up?
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No, I'm just wondering.
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But you spoke about this last night
for about an hour and a half
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- with Norma.
- Yeah.
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Trying to convince her
that it's not a weird thing to do,
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that it's normal and healthy,
to go away and have time by yourself.
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And now, you're on the way there
and now you start doubting yourself.
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You've been stuck in that space
with Norma for like 10 months,
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and this is a chance,
this is what you wanted,
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a chance to have
a bit of time by yourself.
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And you're sort of doubting it now.
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- I'm not doubting it.
- Jesus!
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Well, who... Who would you go with?
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Let's face it, Norma said, didn't she?
That you haven't got any friends,
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so who would you go with?
Come on! Name them, name them.
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Who are all these people you know?
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And don't say Zoe
because that's not happening, is it?
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There's no chance
of that happening, she's gone.
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And even when you did go away with her,
you didn't really enjoy it, did you?
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Where's that place you went to with her,
for the weekend?
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- The Cotswolds.
- Yeah, Cotswolds.
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- The Wool Factory.
- Right, you hated it.
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You walked around for the whole weekend
with a face like a slapped arse.
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So you didn't enjoy that,
yet here's a chance for you,
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to do exactly what you want
and you're sort of worrying about it.
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I'm not worrying about it.
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- You're doing me head in.
- Well, you do my head in.
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Oh, tune!
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- Oh, hey! Hey, it's Karl, isn't it?
- Yeah.
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- Hello, I'm Megan.
- Hi, Megan, you all right?
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- Good trip?
- Yeah, not bad yeah.
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So that's kind of it really. Um...
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Do you need any bedding
for the pull out sofa bed?
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I've just remembered there isn't any
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so I just have to pop back
and get some.
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No, it's not necessary.
I'm here on my own, so...
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Oh, okay, yeah.
Have you got friends in the area?
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No, don't know anyone.
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Okay, cool, well, there's some board
games there which are quite popular...
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- All right.
- And, um...
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The White Horse is only 20 minutes away.
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That's a great pub,
lots of friendly locals,
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and there's live music.
It's a great place to meet people.
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- Well, that's good to know. All right.
- So, you've got everything you need?
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- Yeah, I've got the keys. Brilliant.
- Yeah, okay, well, um, enjoy your stay.
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- Take care.
- I will do, will do. See ya.
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"Perfect location
to chill out with friends.
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"Kathy, Phil, Dave and Rose."
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I wonder if they're still mates
after having that weekend away.
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"Great place to have all your friends
under one roof.
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"Jill, Fraser, Sonia, Bart, Juliet
and Niall."
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Six people? All in one go?
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Jesus, I'd need
another holiday after that.
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Honestly, it's tiring, innit?
Wears you out company.
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That's why, like, hospitals
have visiting hours, isn't it?
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Know what I mean?
You're never going to get well, are you,
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if people are constantly
sat around your bed wittering on.
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What the fuck...
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What you doing, you dick? Leave it.
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We're meant to be going to the shops.
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- Can I help you?
- Jesus!
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- All right, mate?
- Oh, you're the guy from the cottage.
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Yeah, that's right, yeah.
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Yeah, I didn't see anyone else arrive
with you.
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No, I just came away on my own,
have a bit of me time.
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Oh, that's why I moved out here.
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Get to know myself better.
Can't say I like who I found.
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Right, it's just I heard a noise.
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So, I came over to see if,
you know, I could help anyone.
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Oh, too late for help, mate.
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That was me. I do scream therapy.
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Yeah, they told me
to let it out, you know.
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Any anger, frustration.
It's not healthy to keep that in.
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- Right.
- Yeah.
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Okay. Well, um,
I've got to nip to the shops
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- so I might see you about then, yeah?
- Oh, I'll come with you.
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Nah.
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No, why?
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Because you're busy, aren't you?
You've got your scream therapy to do,
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you've got to let out the anger
and all, haven't you?
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- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.
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Yeah, but I need some stuff.
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Well, what is it you need?
Give us a list.
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Yeah, okay, I'll get you a list.
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I tell you what you should get.
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If that loon is going to be screaming
his tripe out all weekend,
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you wanna get some earplugs.
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Yeah. They're out of stock.
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Of course they are.
Whilst he's been living round here,
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I bet they sell more
earplugs than milk.
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Are you staying in the cottage?
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- Yeah.
- Ah! You away with the family?
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No, just on my own.
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Oh, okay.
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Well, there is plenty of activities
for you to get involved in.
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We do surfing lessons,
paddle boarding...
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Yeah. Can I have a packet
of SureSleep, please?
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Horse riding, abseiling,
do you like archery?
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Yeah, I don't really do
that sort of stuff,
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I'll probably just nip out
and have a walk.
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Yeah, no, rambling.
Yeah, no, we do a great walk.
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Actually, I think there's
a cave walk first thing.
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Yeah I just mean like on my own.
Not with a group.
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- Do you know what, it's very popular.
- Is it?
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Hmm. There's always a big turnout
for the rambling.
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That's good then, innit?
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Ooh, mountain biking!
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You can't leave here without signing up
for the mountain biking.
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How much is that?
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Well, actually, the price includes
all the gear and lunch...
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No, no. For this little lot.
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Oh, um, that is �38.69.
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Yeah, you will love it.
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It is very sociable.
It's tandem mountain biking.
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- Is it?
- Yeah.
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Yeah, have a look at that.
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Jesus. Do you have to pair up
with someone round here
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to go for a shit and all?
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God, it's really good exercise.
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Yeah, I know you're doing your job
and that
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but it's not for me, that sort of thing.
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Do you know what,
a lot of people come here like you,
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thinking it's not for them, but they...
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Is she wearing the last pair
of ear plugs or what?
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'Cause she's not listening, is she?
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Do you know what,
you might surprise yourself.
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I've told you, I'm not interested
in any of that stuff.
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I split up
with my girlfriend 10 months ago,
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I'm living with me aunty.
I've come here for a bit of me time,
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so I don't need
any of that organised fun shit.
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- Here's your change, then.
- Cheers.
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- See you again then, all right.
- Yeah, see you again, yeah, cheers.
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Oi, oi, remember
when you used to go on holiday with Zoe?
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You had a rule didn't you?
Do you remember that?
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Yeah.
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Right, what was it then?
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Not to talk to anyone
until the day before we were leaving.
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That's right, and why was that?
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Didn't want them to hang around
with us all week, did we?
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Exactly, so just
put the bag down and leg it.
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You should have
an early night, you know.
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If he sees that light on,
he's gonna be over here like a moth.
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Where are them pills?
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Leave it.
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Ignore it.
It'll be your new best mate, won't it?
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What are you doing?
You can't just wander in.
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Well, you didn't answer the door.
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So what?
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Well, Maisie said that you popped
by the shop last night
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and you bought booze and sleeping pills.
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- Yeah?
- And beans and potato cakes.
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Well, we thought you might
have done something stupid.
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Well... Why would I?
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Well, she said that you seemed down
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and you've broken up
with your girlfriend,
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and living with your aunty.
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I mean, your life
doesn't sound that great.
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And she said she couldn't interest you
in any activities.
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Yeah, 'cause I'm not into
that sort of thing.
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Right, well,
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I can't help but thinking
that you should get involved.
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You know, I mean,
sitting here by yourself
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isn't going to help your situation.
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That's what I came here for!
I just want to be left alone.
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But by doing that,
you're letting it win.
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Get out!
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Jesus Christ, you barmy bastard.
I'm sick of this!
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Right.
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Bit of trivia. Science.
Who invented the internet?
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Oh, I know this.
222
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It's one of them, innit,
that's always on, like,
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Tipping Point and Eggheads?
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Why does the brain do this?
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It knows it knows it,
but it doesn't know it.
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If it's not going to remember it,
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it might as well forget that
it once knew it.
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Go on, who is it?
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Tim Berners Lee.
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Bastard! I did know it, honestly,
I knew that. Go on, give us another one.
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Here you are, music.
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Who had a number one hit single
with the song Shaddap You Face?
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Oh, one hit wonder,
234
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about 1980, wasn't it? Uh...
235
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Joe Dolce!
236
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- Yep.
- Nice one.
237
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,633
This is more like it, innit?
238
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,868
I mean, why be with other ramblers
when you can just do it alone,
239
00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,437
- and at your own pace?
- Dunno.
240
00:14:35,720 --> 00:14:39,269
I mean, if they insist
on like walking in a group,
241
00:14:39,840 --> 00:14:43,230
at least make it a protest
or a demonstration march.
242
00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:45,754
Do you know what I mean? Otherwise,
it's sort of pointless, isn't it?
243
00:14:46,240 --> 00:14:47,275
Yep.
244
00:14:51,840 --> 00:14:53,592
Hiya. Have you got a menu, please?
245
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Will anyone be joining you?
246
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:56,589
No, it's just me.
247
00:14:56,680 --> 00:14:59,911
Sorry, these are for larger groups.
We've got tables for one over there.
248
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:03,237
What, by the toilets?
Why can't I stay here?
249
00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:06,073
A coach load of people
could turn up at any time,
250
00:15:06,160 --> 00:15:08,071
and then, I'd have to ask you to move.
251
00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:10,590
I can't see the view
from over there though, can I?
252
00:15:10,680 --> 00:15:12,318
Oh, you again. All right?
253
00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,114
Oh, if there's two of you,
I can let you sit here.
254
00:15:19,800 --> 00:15:21,119
I'm Karl, by the way.
255
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Zach.
256
00:15:36,600 --> 00:15:39,239
Come here often?
Sort of recommend anything?
257
00:15:39,920 --> 00:15:40,909
No.
258
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,151
Well, you can't really go wrong
with a BLT, can you?
259
00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:48,916
Have you heard of azodicarbonamide?
260
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,031
- No, what's that?
- It's in bread.
261
00:15:53,160 --> 00:15:56,232
Yeah, it's a chemical
they also use it in yoga mats.
262
00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:58,918
I've never heard of anyone dying
from eating a yoga mat,
263
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so it can't be that bad,
can it?
264
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:02,195
What would you like?
265
00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:04,119
I'll get a tap water, thanks.
266
00:16:05,640 --> 00:16:08,473
I'll just have, uh...
Just a tea, please.
267
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,835
- Lived here long, then?
- Four years.
268
00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,393
It's nice. I like it.
269
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:29,838
You know, solitary confinement
is a punishment in some countries.
270
00:16:32,640 --> 00:16:34,995
I dunno, I quite like me own company.
271
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,394
Yeah, so did I.
272
00:16:37,480 --> 00:16:40,278
Then there comes a day when
you need somebody and nobody's there.
273
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:44,909
Thanks.
274
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:48,589
And I could just end it all today,
nobody would even notice.
275
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:52,273
Have you ever felt that lonely?
276
00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:54,113
No, I mean like, if things are that bad,
277
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:55,474
you know there's a shop down the road,
don't you,
278
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with, like,
loads of activities on offer?
279
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Like horse riding, paddle boarding,
280
00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,870
abseiling, it's all going on.
Get down there.
281
00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:05,952
I don't do organised fun.
282
00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:11,194
I don't either, to be honest.
283
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:14,989
I tend to stay away
from anything sort of sociable,
284
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which is bad really, because it would
probably do me some good.
285
00:17:19,160 --> 00:17:21,594
But, since splitting up
with my girlfriend I just...
286
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:24,191
I'm too fed up to be around people,
do you know what I mean?
287
00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:27,793
Sort of catch 22, isn't it?
288
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:37,989
Jesus.
289
00:17:38,480 --> 00:17:39,629
Hard work, isn't he?
290
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:43,112
Sucks the life out of you, doesn't he?
291
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,149
Enjoying that?
292
00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:55,275
Nothing wrong with these.
293
00:17:56,920 --> 00:17:59,673
It's funny how people say, like,
"Eating's a sociable thing."
294
00:17:59,760 --> 00:18:01,716
But I think it's better
if you just do it on your own.
295
00:18:02,360 --> 00:18:04,191
Let's face it,
if you do it with other people
296
00:18:04,520 --> 00:18:06,431
the tongue doesn't know what it's doing,
does it? It gets confused.
297
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:08,875
It doesn't know whether
it's tasting, or, you know, talking?
298
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,113
Then you end up biting it,
that's agonising, isn't it?
299
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,072
Your tongue can't multi-task, can it?
300
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,029
Who's that, now?
301
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,873
Um, hey.
I wondered if you could help me?
302
00:18:28,000 --> 00:18:28,989
What?
303
00:18:30,760 --> 00:18:31,829
- You've met Zach.
- Hmm.
304
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:34,753
Well, he's been a bit down
in the dumps for a while,
305
00:18:35,200 --> 00:18:36,189
and he has depression.
306
00:18:36,520 --> 00:18:37,509
- Has he?
- Hmm.
307
00:18:37,600 --> 00:18:39,989
But he's really come out
of his shell today,
308
00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,071
and has signed up
for one of our activities.
309
00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:43,599
Yeah, I know, I told him to do that.
310
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,955
Oh, well done, yeah, that's brilliant.
311
00:18:46,600 --> 00:18:50,513
Well, um, thing is though, it's, well,
it's tandem mountain biking today.
312
00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:52,318
Right. And I know
where you're going with this.
313
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,118
There's not a chance,
I told you in the shop
314
00:18:54,200 --> 00:18:55,952
that I'm not into that sort of thing,
so I'm not doing it, no.
315
00:18:56,040 --> 00:18:57,951
- Please.
- No, no. Definitely not.
316
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,155
Get someone else to do it with him.
317
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:01,356
No, there's no other single person.
318
00:19:02,200 --> 00:19:04,430
Well, give him a refund then.
319
00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:08,274
Look, it's a really big deal for him,
and if he doesn't do it today...
320
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:10,920
Well, I dunno, he could end up
in one of them slumps again.
321
00:19:11,120 --> 00:19:13,350
Right. And what about
what I want here, eh?
322
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,279
Well, you're not doing
anything else, are you?
323
00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,628
Well, no. But that's what I want to do.
324
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,631
I don't want to do anything.
That's what I came here for.
325
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,751
Well, you could pick
another time to be alone.
326
00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,353
No. This is the time I've picked.
327
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:23,515
It's fine for him.
328
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,750
If he needs help, there's loads
of phone lines he can call.
329
00:19:25,840 --> 00:19:28,070
Helplines, Samaritans, hotline
and all that lot.
330
00:19:28,160 --> 00:19:30,116
Who do I call to say
I want to be left alone?
331
00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,518
All right,
if that's how you really feel.
332
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,999
Yeah, it is. That is how I feel, yeah.
333
00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:36,913
- Is that a definite no?
- Definitely, yeah, see ya.
334
00:19:52,560 --> 00:19:53,709
I'm sick of this.
335
00:20:20,800 --> 00:20:22,870
I can't believe
I got involved in this madness.
336
00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:24,268
I hope you appreciate it.
337
00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:26,471
Me appreciate it?
What are you talking about?
338
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,870
I'm doing this for you. You know,
all that talk about being alone?
339
00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:32,190
It reminded me of me
when I first moved out here.
340
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:34,278
I just realised
we both need to snap out of it.
341
00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,594
There's nothing wrong with me.
342
00:20:35,680 --> 00:20:38,035
I've basically been roped into this
to help you out.
343
00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:40,478
You just don't see the signs.
344
00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:43,678
That Maisie from the shop,
she reckons this is good for both of us.
345
00:20:44,000 --> 00:20:45,558
I'm sick of her sticking her nose in.
346
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:47,995
Seriously, don't be doing this
just for me, I'm fine.
347
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:50,510
And listen, I'm not comfortable
with this speed, Zach.
348
00:20:51,640 --> 00:20:54,234
Right, slow down now, Zach.
This is going a bit fast, this.
349
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:56,072
No, this is what we need, mate,
a dose of this.
350
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:58,674
Your bum's there though, Zach.
I can't...
351
00:20:58,760 --> 00:21:00,398
I've got no brakes back here, Zach.
352
00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,357
I've got the brakes
and I'm not fucking using them!
353
00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:04,510
Zach, seriously, slow down.
You're going to kill us both here.
354
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,953
Boredom is the killer.
355
00:21:06,200 --> 00:21:07,997
- Zach, stop! Stop!
- No!
356
00:21:08,480 --> 00:21:09,879
Stop!
357
00:21:19,200 --> 00:21:20,713
You all right? Karl?
358
00:21:21,600 --> 00:21:23,192
Karl? Karl?
359
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:26,278
Oh, mate, Karl, you okay?
360
00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,114
I don't even know what happened.
361
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:38,509
You flipped right off the back,
you were there and then you weren't.
362
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,359
I thought it was game over.
363
00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:42,670
And I realised I'm not ready for that.
364
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,030
I walked out of there and tried
to get some help, you know.
365
00:21:45,160 --> 00:21:48,197
Okay, everyone. Can you please leave
and let the patient have some peace?
366
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,191
Visiting time's over.
367
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,197
- See you soon then, all right?
- Yeah.
368
00:21:53,440 --> 00:21:55,954
Oh, there's cave walking
tomorrow if you fancy it, Zach.
369
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,998
Oh, cave walking!
Cave walking.
370
00:21:59,048 --> 00:22:03,598
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