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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:17,960 --> 00:01:20,110 Hey, Kel. Popcorn ready? 2 00:01:20,320 --> 00:01:23,471 I don't know. How do you know when it's done? 3 00:01:25,560 --> 00:01:28,597 When it's as big as Mom's hair, it's done. 4 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:32,958 Nope. 5 00:01:34,760 --> 00:01:36,273 Nope. 6 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,078 It's Mom. 7 00:01:41,680 --> 00:01:42,908 I just love movie night. 8 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,076 It's a chance for us all to be together. 9 00:01:45,280 --> 00:01:48,238 Except for the fact that Mom and Dad are too cheap to take us. 10 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,476 So they go and then tell us about it. 11 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:54,313 Who wants to hear about the movie? 12 00:02:00,720 --> 00:02:02,995 It's starting. It's starting. 13 00:02:03,200 --> 00:02:07,159 I guess no one's gonna have to yell, "Head down in front" to you, huh, Bud? 14 00:02:08,520 --> 00:02:11,034 Like anyone's seen your head in a movie in 10 years. 15 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:13,708 - What's that supposed to mean? - You know what it means. 16 00:02:13,960 --> 00:02:15,871 Now, now, kids. 17 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:20,551 No fighting on movie night or I'm not gonna tell you the movie. 18 00:02:20,800 --> 00:02:22,677 That's better. 19 00:02:22,880 --> 00:02:27,510 Okay, first the lights come down. 20 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:31,633 Then your father stumbles over everybody, spilling Cokes. 21 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:36,396 Then comes on a commercial for some newspaper. 22 00:02:39,800 --> 00:02:41,711 And a plea for the environment. 23 00:02:41,960 --> 00:02:43,518 - Oh, save the children. - Poor Earth. 24 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,517 Who cares. 25 00:02:46,760 --> 00:02:49,354 And now, our feature presentation: 26 00:02:49,560 --> 00:02:51,118 A Few Good Men. 27 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:54,710 Well, in the beginning, Nicholson is really tough and everything... 28 00:02:54,920 --> 00:02:58,595 ...but then 90 minutes later, he gives up. For no apparent reason. 29 00:02:58,800 --> 00:02:59,869 The end. 30 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:04,198 Wow. What a great movie, Mom. 31 00:03:05,120 --> 00:03:07,714 Just a little too long for me. 32 00:03:08,000 --> 00:03:10,150 No military hooters, Dad? 33 00:03:11,520 --> 00:03:14,353 I don't like starched hooters, and I didn't spill Cokes... 34 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,790 ...and I see no reason to go on living. 35 00:03:17,880 --> 00:03:19,438 Daddy's in a mood. 36 00:03:19,640 --> 00:03:23,599 The cashier at the movie theatre thought he was 65. 37 00:03:24,440 --> 00:03:27,750 Well, the cashier wouldn't have thought it if you hadn't said it, Peg. 38 00:03:27,960 --> 00:03:29,837 Well, I had to, Al. 39 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,470 They raised the price of tickets to $7 and we didn't have enough money. 40 00:03:33,680 --> 00:03:37,309 So then I saw a sign, it said, "Half price for senior citizens." 41 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:40,557 So I called Daddy, "Daddy." 42 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:44,429 You know what upsets me, is that the cashier didn't ask for my license. 43 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:47,074 She didn't even want any ID or any proof. 44 00:03:47,280 --> 00:03:50,078 She just believed I was 65. 45 00:03:50,320 --> 00:03:52,038 Well, what did you expect, honey? 46 00:03:52,240 --> 00:03:57,997 She saw a stooped-over prune of a man with a young dynamite chick. 47 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,515 Hey, who were you standing next to, Dad? 48 00:04:07,400 --> 00:04:09,356 The Red Reaper. 49 00:04:10,560 --> 00:04:12,278 Kids, I don't really look old, do I? 50 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,514 - Well... - Let's check this out. 51 00:04:18,520 --> 00:04:21,239 Oh, hey, Bud, you gotta jiggle his teeth. 52 00:04:22,440 --> 00:04:24,715 Hey, I see a white one. 53 00:04:24,920 --> 00:04:27,388 No, no, that's... That's cheese. 54 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:32,273 I know the sure test. Old men have no heinies. 55 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:35,997 There's proof positive. Well... 56 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:39,269 Well, look at that round little apple. 57 00:04:41,400 --> 00:04:43,072 Cool, Dad. 58 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:46,597 Look at his pants. They just go straight down. 59 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,238 Where do old guys' heinies go? 60 00:04:49,480 --> 00:04:54,554 To that strange, far-off, magical place called their bellies. 61 00:04:55,120 --> 00:04:57,350 Hope I never lose my butt. 62 00:04:58,120 --> 00:05:00,793 You wouldn't lose your butt in prison. 63 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:04,996 Gee, I hope I live to see you at 30. 64 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,270 Or should I say... 65 00:05:07,480 --> 00:05:09,232 ...30. 66 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:13,118 Hi. 67 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,112 Hi there. 68 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,754 Jefferson and I could use a little help. 69 00:05:21,960 --> 00:05:23,712 We were watching this old movie on TV... 70 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:27,799 ...with this really great old actor, but neither of us could think of his name. 71 00:05:28,000 --> 00:05:32,039 So we decided to ask someone from an older generation. 72 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:36,995 Al, In Holiday, who played Cary Grant's best friend? 73 00:05:37,200 --> 00:05:39,873 How would I know, I'm not old. It's Edward Everett Horton... 74 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:44,039 ...and if you say "Who's he?" you know damn well I'll tell your real age. 75 00:05:44,280 --> 00:05:48,319 Al, I wouldn't say anything to embarrass you. 76 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:51,478 He got into the movies as a senior citizen. 77 00:05:52,280 --> 00:05:55,158 They thought he was 65. 78 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,836 Really? I thought he was 70. 79 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,997 You must mean IQ. 80 00:06:02,200 --> 00:06:05,875 Well, then, yes, he's definitely 65. 81 00:06:06,080 --> 00:06:08,753 Come on, now, Al isn't 65. 82 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,110 He just looks 65. 83 00:06:11,320 --> 00:06:13,515 Now, you wanna see a great looking 65-year-old... 84 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,518 ...you come knocking on my door in 40 years. 85 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:18,950 Oh, but don't come barging in... 86 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:22,311 ...because I'm gonna be in there with some young chick. 87 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,316 Thank you, honey. 88 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:33,318 Will you still be living there with us? 89 00:06:35,600 --> 00:06:39,275 The question is, will you still be living? 90 00:06:39,480 --> 00:06:42,074 Peggy, you're so lucky. 91 00:06:42,280 --> 00:06:47,513 Though yours is about as desirable as Shredded Wheat without the milk... 92 00:06:47,720 --> 00:06:50,075 ...at least he's cheap to keep. 93 00:06:50,280 --> 00:06:52,271 Al, why don't you go out and get yourself... 94 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:55,313 ...one of those senior citizen discount cards? 95 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:58,796 Why, you could use the card to have a nice "In by 2 P.M... 96 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:02,072 ...out by 2:30" supper at Denny's. 97 00:07:03,720 --> 00:07:05,392 No kidding? 98 00:07:06,080 --> 00:07:10,198 That's pretty good because anything I eat by 2 is out by 2:30 anyway. 99 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:14,631 Hey, where can I get one of them cards? 100 00:07:14,880 --> 00:07:18,509 Well, city hall. But, Al, you can't seriously do this. 101 00:07:18,720 --> 00:07:20,790 It would be dishonest. It would be cheating. 102 00:07:21,040 --> 00:07:24,112 Oh, right, I couldn't do anything like that. 103 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:26,870 I'm gonna get me one of them cards right now. 104 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:29,753 I'll use my senior movie pass as ID. Oh, but... 105 00:07:30,120 --> 00:07:32,350 ...if I'm gonna fool people to thinking I'm old... 106 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:35,552 ...I'll have to figure a way to cover up my sexuality. 107 00:07:36,320 --> 00:07:39,630 What about one of those little round Band-Aids, Al? 108 00:07:41,720 --> 00:07:43,790 She's 60. There, I told. 109 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:47,191 I'm gonna get you. You better not be saying things like that... 110 00:07:47,400 --> 00:07:49,914 Mom, I'm a little worried about Dad. 111 00:07:50,120 --> 00:07:51,997 I mean, for a change, he's gone overboard. 112 00:07:52,240 --> 00:07:56,313 Since his senior discount card, he's mailing away for anything they offer. 113 00:07:56,520 --> 00:08:00,229 I think there's something different about him, but you be the judge. 114 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:22,717 Family, look what I got for 42 cents. 115 00:08:24,080 --> 00:08:26,036 If it wasn't for my senior discount card... 116 00:08:26,240 --> 00:08:29,437 ...this ensemble would have been in excess of $3. 117 00:08:30,360 --> 00:08:33,830 Honey, not that we're not gonna discuss your suit... 118 00:08:34,040 --> 00:08:37,555 ...but let's begin where most things end. Your head. 119 00:08:39,240 --> 00:08:41,470 The Grecian Formula, huh? Yeah. 120 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:43,477 I shampooed it in a little at a time... 121 00:08:43,680 --> 00:08:48,470 ...for gradual change, and now no one knows it's not really my color. 122 00:08:49,080 --> 00:08:51,594 Yeah, Dad, it... It looks real natural. 123 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:54,832 I really think I did a nice job. I put it in myself. 124 00:08:55,040 --> 00:08:56,439 See. 125 00:09:00,680 --> 00:09:04,468 I shampooed it in, and voil�. 126 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:08,389 A new man. God, I'm cool, and the chicks are loving it. 127 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:12,870 Can you imagine what it's like to walk into a bingo parlor... 128 00:09:13,080 --> 00:09:14,911 ...hitch up your white belt... 129 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:18,078 ...and know you can have any woman in there? 130 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,232 Peg, by the way, I won't be home Friday. 131 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:24,830 Sadie Blondstein's making a nice brisket. 132 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:27,474 The only drawback is I find myself talking to myself. 133 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:29,955 No, you don't. Yes, I do. Why not? You're charming. 134 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,833 Hey, brisket on Friday. No kidding? 135 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,350 So let me know if you catch me doing it. 136 00:09:37,600 --> 00:09:41,070 Well, kids, can I get a "Whoa, asylum"? 137 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,880 Hey, let's see what we got in the mail. 138 00:09:45,320 --> 00:09:47,231 Hey... 139 00:09:47,440 --> 00:09:51,274 I've been invited to compete in the Chicago Area Athletic Championships. 140 00:09:51,480 --> 00:09:53,755 Well, can't turn this down. 141 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,549 So scare the big spider off the mantel, because there's a new trophy coming. 142 00:09:57,760 --> 00:10:00,149 Nothing can stop me now. 143 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:08,633 Except getting it in the cup during drug testing. 144 00:10:09,800 --> 00:10:11,199 - Dad, did you read this? - Sure. 145 00:10:11,400 --> 00:10:13,516 It says, "See you at the championships." 146 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:17,190 It says, "Senior Championships." 147 00:10:17,440 --> 00:10:20,159 This is for people over 65. 148 00:10:20,800 --> 00:10:23,872 Perhaps your hair was leaking into your eyes. 149 00:10:24,720 --> 00:10:27,678 Honey, you know, that's 10 events in two days. 150 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:31,555 You can't even handle one event in two minutes. 151 00:10:32,320 --> 00:10:33,389 Mom's 80. 152 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:41,792 Hey, Mom, when did you start going through, you know, mental-pause? 153 00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:47,988 Right after I had you, honey. 154 00:10:48,480 --> 00:10:50,516 Dad, you can't possibly beat these old guys. 155 00:10:50,720 --> 00:10:52,312 They're in great shape. 156 00:10:52,520 --> 00:10:54,988 For once in your life, quit while you're still behind. 157 00:10:56,880 --> 00:11:00,953 - So you don't think I can win, eh? - Oh, Daddy, I think you can win. 158 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,439 I made a joke. 159 00:11:03,960 --> 00:11:05,791 That was good. 160 00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:09,430 So an old woman, a gnome and a dullard don't think I can win. 161 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,830 - No. - No, we actually don't. 162 00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:15,993 Well, I can, and I will win these championships. 163 00:11:16,200 --> 00:11:18,714 Bring me your tired, your old, your wrinkled... 164 00:11:18,920 --> 00:11:21,434 ...old masses yearning to ride the bus for free. 165 00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:23,198 Bring them all on. 166 00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:26,233 Your 70-year-olds, your 80-year-olds, your 90-year-olds. 167 00:11:26,440 --> 00:11:31,389 Bring them in their canes and walkers and wheelchairs. I'll bury them all. 168 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:39,272 Because that's the kind of man your daddy is. 169 00:11:40,280 --> 00:11:41,952 Good boy. 170 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:23,115 Well, at least now I can say I've been to a Dead concert. 171 00:12:23,560 --> 00:12:27,599 Get your Maalox, red-hot suppositories... 172 00:12:27,800 --> 00:12:30,792 ...stewed prunes, already-chewed food. 173 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,670 Get on your marks. 174 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:38,153 Get set. 175 00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:41,272 What? 176 00:12:43,520 --> 00:12:45,158 Daddy's losing. 177 00:12:45,360 --> 00:12:50,480 Well, be specific. His hair, his teeth, the race? What? 178 00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:56,152 And Bundy is fifth. 179 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,518 Hey, Mom, was Dad ever any good? 180 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,110 He talks about it all the time, but was he ever really a great athlete? 181 00:13:05,320 --> 00:13:08,357 Well, actually, kids, he was really something. 182 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:10,710 I remember one play in particular. 183 00:13:10,920 --> 00:13:13,275 Everybody thought Daddy was really boxed in. 184 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:15,914 So he threw a fake, broke four tackles... 185 00:13:16,120 --> 00:13:20,079 ...straight-armed a guy right in the teeth and ran for daylight. 186 00:13:20,280 --> 00:13:22,748 It was the best run I'd ever seen. 187 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:25,633 He'd still be running if my uncle hadn't clubbed him... 188 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:29,628 ...with the butt of his shotgun and dragged him back to the wedding. 189 00:13:31,360 --> 00:13:33,749 So, in answer to your question: 190 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:39,717 Yes, he was a great athlete, but no, he was never any good. 191 00:13:41,440 --> 00:13:46,195 Forty-seven feet. Next up, Al Bundy. 192 00:13:58,360 --> 00:14:00,476 Six inches. 193 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,556 Measure it again! 194 00:14:09,560 --> 00:14:12,950 Next up at the pole vault, Al Bundy makes his jump. 195 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,990 Get up, Al. Get up. 196 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:28,237 This had better not be Sadie the brisket woman. 197 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:32,633 It's not. Sadie don't have no cat. 198 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,390 Oh, God, I hurt. 199 00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,473 Honey. You should be pretty proud. 200 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,678 After one full day's events, with men who, in some cases... 201 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:49,714 ...are twice your age, you're in 15th place. 202 00:14:50,520 --> 00:14:51,953 Look on the bright side, Daddy. 203 00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:57,792 You are the 15th best elderly athlete in the entire Chicago area. 204 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:01,675 Yeah, Dad, we're all proud the way you nailed that cat. 205 00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:06,034 I took him out pretty good, didn't I? 206 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,510 You sure did, killer. 207 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,348 Why don't we cut the charade, Dad. 208 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:15,558 You know, we don't ask for much. 209 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:19,150 Just once, why don't you dig deep and show us the man you really are? 210 00:15:19,360 --> 00:15:21,191 Make us proud, big guy. 211 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,913 Quit. 212 00:15:23,560 --> 00:15:26,916 - You'll always have the cat. - Yeah, I guess I can't top that. 213 00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:29,350 All right, I quit. 214 00:15:29,600 --> 00:15:32,068 Can't beat those guys, anyway, they got the edge on me. 215 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,350 Most of their wives are dead. 216 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:40,236 You know, Peg, if you loved me, you'd be dead already too. 217 00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:42,431 Yeah, if. 218 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,719 All right, but understand this: 219 00:15:46,920 --> 00:15:48,797 I was a cinch to win that thing. 220 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,198 We know you were, Dad. 221 00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:53,789 Yeah, Dad, you can do anything. 222 00:15:55,880 --> 00:15:57,791 I made another joke. 223 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,913 Al, you could really use some encouragement, couldn't you? 224 00:16:04,160 --> 00:16:06,390 Yes, Peg, I could. 225 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:08,352 Good night, honey. 226 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,869 It didn't always used to be like this. 227 00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:21,994 All right, boys. We're down three touchdowns... 228 00:16:22,200 --> 00:16:24,873 ...we don't have a chance, so let's quit. 229 00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:28,709 Quit? Sorry, coach, but I'm taking over now. 230 00:16:28,920 --> 00:16:32,469 Okay, you guys, you give me the ball and get out of my way. 231 00:16:32,680 --> 00:16:35,433 Al Bundy doesn't quit. 232 00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,870 Peg, wake up! 233 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,798 Oh, no, Al. 234 00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:45,431 Are you reliving when you slapped the coach and took over the team? 235 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,432 Peg, shut up. 236 00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:50,035 Kids, get in here! 237 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,715 I have made a decision. 238 00:16:54,920 --> 00:16:57,992 I am going back to the competition tomorrow... 239 00:16:58,200 --> 00:17:00,509 ...and I want you there, and I want you cheering. 240 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,029 And this time I want you cheering for me. 241 00:17:04,160 --> 00:17:07,914 Al Bundy is not a quitter. 242 00:17:14,480 --> 00:17:16,118 Now get out. 243 00:17:16,560 --> 00:17:18,073 No, not you. 244 00:17:18,320 --> 00:17:21,596 This used to be my event too, baby. 245 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,868 Well, kids, he proved it to me last night... 246 00:17:29,080 --> 00:17:31,230 ...and I want the whole world to know: 247 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:34,159 Your father is a quitter. 248 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:41,679 Of course, he thinks he did good. 249 00:17:42,320 --> 00:17:46,836 Probably because I screamed "Al" when he jabbed his elbow into my eye. 250 00:18:18,520 --> 00:18:21,353 - How am I doing? - Oh, honey, I can't believe it. 251 00:18:21,560 --> 00:18:22,959 You're in second place. 252 00:18:23,160 --> 00:18:26,152 Now there's one more event. The 1500-meter race. 253 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:28,669 Win that, and you take it all. 254 00:18:28,880 --> 00:18:31,030 Al, we are so proud of you. 255 00:18:31,240 --> 00:18:33,879 You're beating all the old men. 256 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,913 Beating them? 257 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,236 I'm killing them. 258 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,998 Well, it looks like it's gonna be a duel between you and me. 259 00:18:47,200 --> 00:18:48,633 It's gonna be rough. 260 00:18:48,840 --> 00:18:54,153 I'm a long-distance man, but I'm gonna win this event and take that gold. 261 00:18:54,360 --> 00:18:55,793 Means a lot to me. 262 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:59,549 So much, I actually considered competing before I was 65... 263 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:01,432 ...just to get an edge. 264 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:04,074 Pathetic, huh? 265 00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,550 Well, what kind of an example would that be for the grandkids. 266 00:19:09,760 --> 00:19:12,194 So I trained for a whole year. 267 00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:15,312 And I'm gonna win it fair and square. 268 00:19:18,920 --> 00:19:21,992 Good luck, honey. You're gonna need it against that guy. 269 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,631 Do you think so? 270 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:26,910 Yeah, sure, he does a lot of running... 271 00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:28,792 ...but stamina's my strong point. 272 00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,195 Well, no, not with you. 273 00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:37,995 With you, stamina's a bad thing. It prolongs the agony. 274 00:19:38,400 --> 00:19:41,995 I'm talking about something that excites a man. Sports. 275 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,478 But you know, winning means an awful lot to that old guy. 276 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:49,070 So, what I'm gonna do is, I'm gonna run the race until I know I got it won. 277 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,794 Then I'm gonna slow up and let him win because... 278 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:55,276 ...I'd have to be pretty pathetic to want glory bad enough... 279 00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:59,473 ...to cheat an old man out of a victory he's dreamed of for years. 280 00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:02,434 See you at the finish line, baby. 281 00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:11,597 And if history has taught us anything... 282 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:15,031 ...you'll be asleep by the time I get there. 283 00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,636 Runners in the 1500, take your marks. 284 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,068 - What? What? - Get set. 285 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,032 What? What? 286 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:26,875 The hell with him. That trophy's mine! 287 00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:15,189 It's only cheating if you get caught. 22752

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