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[ Music ]
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>> So, drop those pants
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because it's time
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for "Toilet Wars."
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>> Come on, please?
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Just do it.
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>> No.
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>> Why not?
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>> Piper, I said no
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and no means no, okay?
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I don't have time
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for this, okay?
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>> Why not?
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>> I have a girlfriend.
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I have a job.
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What are you talking about?
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[ yelling all at once ]
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[ screaming ]
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>> Dad, will you talk to him?
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>> Look what I'm painting.
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It's called a "g'nome".
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>> It's gorgeous.
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Now will you please
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tell Henry that he should
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coach my basketball team?
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>> The Woodpeckers
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need a new coach?
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>> Yes.
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>> I'll do it.
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>> No. Gross.
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We want you.
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>> Oh.
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No.
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[ doorbell rings ]
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>> I'll get it.
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>> Henry.
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>> I have to pay attention
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to the opening
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of our front door.
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>> Sushi Dushi.
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>> Hey.
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I think I left
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my wallet upstairs.
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>> Well, go get it.
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>> Right.
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>> Hey. Yo.
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Sushi guy.
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>> Yeah, what's up?
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>> Can you believe
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I have a brother who refuses
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to coach my basketball team?
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>> Piper, this guy
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doesn't care about us
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or your basketball team.
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>> Actually, I care very much.
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>> See?
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He cares.
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Why do you care?
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>> Well, because my kid brother,
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Ricky, when he was ten,
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he asked me to coach
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his little league baseball team.
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But I said I was too busy,
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like a fool.
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>> Dad, the sushi guy's waiting!
>> So, what happened? >> Ricky quit baseball.
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>> So, what happened?
>> Ricky quit baseball. Then, when he turned 18,
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>> Ricky quit baseball.
Then, when he turned 18, he became a bull fighter.
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Then, when he turned 18,
he became a bull fighter. >> Okay, see?
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he became a bull fighter.
>> Okay, see? That's exciting.
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>> Okay, see?
That's exciting. Things turned out good.
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That's exciting.
Things turned out good. >> No.
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Things turned out good.
>> No. Because on Ricky's very first
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>> No.
Because on Ricky's very first bull fight, he got gored.
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Because on Ricky's very first
bull fight, he got gored. >> Oh my gosh, is he okay?
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bull fight, he got gored.
>> Oh my gosh, is he okay? >> Eh, he's sort of okay.
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>> Oh my gosh, is he okay?
>> Eh, he's sort of okay. As long
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>> Eh, he's sort of okay.
As long as he's not sitting down.
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As long
as he's not sitting down. Or standing up.
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as he's not sitting down.
Or standing up. Poor kid.
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Or standing up.
Poor kid. Oh, why didn't I just say yes
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Poor kid.
Oh, why didn't I just say yes when he asked me
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Oh, why didn't I just say yes
when he asked me to coach his team?
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[ blows whistle ]
>> Come on, Woodpeckers! Show me some hustle!
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What's that, a taco salad?
Yeah. Okay, now let's see a lay-up!
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Yeah.
Okay, now let's see a lay-up! >> What?
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Okay, now let's see a lay-up!
>> What? [ mumbling ]
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>> What?
[ mumbling ] [ blows whistle ]
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[ mumbling ]
[ blows whistle ] >> Catch!
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[ blows whistle ]
>> Catch! [ grunts ]
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>> Catch!
[ grunts ] >> Whoa!
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[ grunts ]
>> Whoa! [ grunting ]
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>> Whoa!
[ grunting ] [ groaning ]
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>> Aw.
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Dang it.
Why would you put your taco salad
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Why would you put
your taco salad right where I'm sitting?
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>> It all just kind of happened.
>> My dad was an irresponsible scientist.
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>> My dad was
an irresponsible scientist. >> I wanted an after-school job.
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an irresponsible scientist.
>> I wanted an after-school job. >> And by accident,
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>> I wanted an after-school job.
>> And by accident, he made me indestructible.
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>> And by accident,
he made me indestructible. Ah!
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he made me indestructible.
Ah! >> I went into this crazy store
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Ah!
>> I went into this crazy store and met
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>> I went into this crazy store
and met a pretty interesting guy.
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and met
a pretty interesting guy. >> I'm going to blow your mind.
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a pretty interesting guy.
>> I'm going to blow your mind. Now I protect
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>> I'm going to blow your mind.
Now I protect the good citizens of Swellview.
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Now I protect
the good citizens of Swellview. who call me...
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the good citizens of Swellview.
who call me... >> He turned out to be...
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who call me...
>> He turned out to be... >> You know the name.
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>> He turned out to be...
>> You know the name. >> Captain Man!
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>> You know the name.
>> Captain Man! >> That's right, Henry.
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>> Captain Man!
>> That's right, Henry. In time, I realized that
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>> That's right, Henry.
In time, I realized that being a superhero
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In time, I realized that
being a superhero is a lot to handle alone.
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being a superhero
is a lot to handle alone. >> He wanted some help.
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is a lot to handle alone.
>> He wanted some help. >> I needed a sidekick.
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>> He wanted some help.
>> I needed a sidekick. >> I, Henry Hart...
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>> I needed a sidekick.
>> I, Henry Hart... >> Pledge to never ever ever
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>> I, Henry Hart...
>> Pledge to never ever ever tell anyone...
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>> Pledge to never ever ever
tell anyone... >> That I'm Captain Man's
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tell anyone...
>> That I'm Captain Man's secret sidekick.
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>> That I'm Captain Man's
secret sidekick. >> It is done.
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secret sidekick.
>> It is done. >> Now we blow bubbles.
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>> It is done.
>> Now we blow bubbles. >> And fight crime.
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>> Now we blow bubbles.
>> And fight crime. >> Feels good.
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>> Call it.
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>> Up the tube!
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Oh, my boot.
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>> Ha!
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>> We're back.
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>> Hey.
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>> How was your camping trip?
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>> Oh, it was so much fun.
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I went swimming
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in Lake Swellview.
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>> Yeah.
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Which would've been great
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if he'd brought a swimsuit.
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>> What's wrong
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with swimming naked?
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>> You were scaring the fish.
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>> I'm going to my room
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and shave off my beard.
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>> [ laughs ]
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You call that a beard?
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>> Yeah.
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What else would I call this?
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>> You could call it
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a face bush.
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>> I'm just saying
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this is the start
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of a real man's beard.
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>> Pish.
I can grow more hair on my rump than you can grow
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I can grow more hair
on my rump than you can grow on your face.
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on my rump than you can grow
on your face. >> Your rump is no match
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on your face.
>> Your rump is no match for my face.
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>> Your rump is no match
for my face. >> All right, boys,
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for my face.
>> All right, boys, let's not go getting all stupid.
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>> All right, boys,
let's not go getting all stupid. >> You guys should have
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let's not go getting all stupid.
>> You guys should have a beard battle.
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>> You guys should have
a beard battle. >> Yes.
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a beard battle.
>> Yes. >> Dude.
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>> Yes.
>> Dude. >> Six weeks.
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>> Dude.
>> Six weeks. Whoever grows
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>> Six weeks.
Whoever grows the biggest beard wins.
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Whoever grows
the biggest beard wins. >> And the loser has to...
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the biggest beard wins.
>> And the loser has to... >> Eat the winner's beard hair.
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>> And the loser has to...
>> Eat the winner's beard hair. >> It's a bet.
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>> Eat the winner's beard hair.
>> It's a bet. >> No, no, see, I said
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>> It's a bet.
>> No, no, see, I said don't go getting all stupid.
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>> Okay.
You guys are the Woodpeckers. And everyone says
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You guys are the Woodpeckers.
And everyone says you're the worst team
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And everyone says
you're the worst team in the league.
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you're the worst team
in the league. >> No, no, no.
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in the league.
>> No, no, no. See, no, that's a bad thing.
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>> No, no, no.
See, no, that's a bad thing. See, you just have
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See, no, that's a bad thing.
See, you just have to practice hard
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See, you just have
to practice hard and have a winning attitude
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to practice hard
and have a winning attitude in order to not be the worst.
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and have a winning attitude
in order to not be the worst. So, what's our goal?
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>> To get less worse?
>> Sure, okay, I'll take that. Come on, guys.
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>> Sure, okay, I'll take that.
Come on, guys. Let's get...
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Come on, guys.
Let's get... >> Less worse?
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Let's get...
>> Less worse? >> Louder.
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>> Less worse?
>> Louder. Let's get...
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>> Louder.
Let's get... >> Less worse.
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Let's get...
>> Less worse. >> Let's get...
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>> Less worse.
>> Let's get... >> Less worse!
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>> Let's get...
>> Less worse! >> On your feet!
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>> Less worse!
>> On your feet! Everybody up!
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>> On your feet!
Everybody up! Let's get...
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Everybody up!
Let's get... >> Less worse!
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Let's get...
>> Less worse! >> Let's get...
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>> Less worse!
>> Let's get... >> Less worse!
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>> Let's get...
>> Less worse! >> Let's get...
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>> Less worse!
>> Let's get... >> Less worse!
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>> Let's get...
>> Less worse! >> Let's get...
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>> Less worse!
>> Let's get... >> Less worse!
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[ blows whistle ]
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>> Yeah. Be maniacs.
Maniacs on the floor. [ blows whistle ]
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[ grunts ]
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[ grunting ]
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>> Sophie!
[ blows whistle ]
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[ blows whistle ]
Piper!
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Perfect!
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[ blows whistle ]
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Come on, Woodpeckers!
Be maniacs! Be maniacs on the floor!
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Be maniacs!
Be maniacs on the floor! Boom!
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>> Yeah!
>> [ grunts ] Time out, time out, time out.
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>> [ grunts ]
Time out, time out, time out. >> Whistle!
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Time out, time out, time out.
>> Whistle! [ blows whistle ]
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>> Whistle!
[ blows whistle ] Time out Woodpeckers!
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[ blows whistle ]
Time out Woodpeckers! >> Okay, what's wrong
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Time out Woodpeckers!
>> Okay, what's wrong with you guys?
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>> Okay, what's wrong
with you guys? >> We're only down by three.
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with you guys?
>> We're only down by three. >> Well, you'd be winning
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>> We're only down by three.
>> Well, you'd be winning if you'd listen
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>> Well, you'd be winning
if you'd listen to what I keep telling you.
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if you'd listen
to what I keep telling you. Now, Jacob, you got
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to what I keep telling you.
Now, Jacob, you got to protect the ball, all right?
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Now, Jacob, you got
to protect the ball, all right? >> Okay.
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to protect the ball, all right?
>> Okay. >> And Hannah,
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>> Okay.
>> And Hannah, when we have the ball,
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>> And Hannah,
when we have the ball, you can't just stand there.
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when we have the ball,
you can't just stand there. Get open.
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you can't just stand there.
Get open. >> Got it.
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Get open.
>> Got it. >> Now, Piper,
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>> Got it.
>> Now, Piper, you got to quit being lazy
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>> Now, Piper,
you got to quit being lazy on defense, all right?
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you got to quit being lazy
on defense, all right? Move your feet.
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on defense, all right?
Move your feet. [ horn blares ]
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Move your feet.
[ horn blares ] >> Whistle!
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[ horn blares ]
>> Whistle! [ blows whistle ]
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>> Whistle!
[ blows whistle ] Woodpeckers, take the floor!
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[ blows whistle ]
Woodpeckers, take the floor! >> All right, get out there
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Woodpeckers, take the floor!
>> All right, get out there and make me proud!
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>> All right, get out there
and make me proud! Let's go!
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Hey! Woodpecker parents!
I want to see you get up and make some noise
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I want to see you get up
and make some noise for your kids!
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and make some noise
for your kids! Come on!
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for your kids!
Come on! [ cheering ]
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>> Whistle!
[ blows whistle ]
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[ cheering ]
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>> Piper, steal it!
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Yeah.
No, no, no! That basket! That basket!
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[ cheering ]
[ horn blares ]
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>> Uh...hello?
>> Hello, Henry. >> Hi.
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>> Hello, Henry.
>> Hi. I got a message telling me
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>> Hi.
I got a message telling me to come here.
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I got a message telling me
to come here. >> We know.
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to come here.
>> We know. >> We sent the message.
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>> We know.
>> We sent the message. >> We're the board.
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>> We sent the message.
>> We're the board. >> The board?
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>> We're the board.
>> The board? >> The Swellview Tween
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>> The board?
>> The Swellview Tween Athletic Board.
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>> The Swellview Tween
Athletic Board. >> STAB.
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Athletic Board.
>> STAB. >> We're in charge
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>> STAB.
>> We're in charge of the junior basketball league.
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>> We're in charge
of the junior basketball league. >> Please, sit down.
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>> Is it okay if I just stand?
>> We prefer you sit.
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>> Could I have a bigger chair?
>> [ all ] No.
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>> Did...
did I really do something wrong? >> Well, we don't like
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did I really do something wrong?
>> Well, we don't like the word "wrong."
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>> Well, we don't like
the word "wrong." >> But yes.
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the word "wrong."
>> But yes. >> You did something wrong.
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>> Come on, Woodpeckers!
Be maniacs! Maniacs on the floor!
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Be maniacs!
Maniacs on the floor! Boom!
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Maniacs on the floor!
Boom! >> Yeah?
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Boom!
>> Yeah? >> You can't shout
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>> Yeah?
>> You can't shout at children like that.
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>> You can't shout
at children like that. >> It could cause them
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at children like that.
>> It could cause them to feel bad about themselves.
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>> It could cause them
to feel bad about themselves. >> But they didn't feel bad.
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to feel bad about themselves.
>> But they didn't feel bad. They won, and they were
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>> But they didn't feel bad.
They won, and they were really excited about it.
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They won, and they were
really excited about it. >> Show him the other thing.
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>> Hey! Woodpecker parents!
I want to see you get up and make some noise
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I want to see you get up
and make some noise for your kids!
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and make some noise
for your kids! Come on!
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for your kids!
Come on! I... I don't get it.
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Come on!
I... I don't get it. >> Clearly.
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I... I don't get it.
>> Clearly. >> Henry, you were urging
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>> Clearly.
>> Henry, you were urging the parents to cheer
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>> Henry, you were urging
the parents to cheer for their children.
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the parents to cheer
for their children. >> Loudly.
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for their children.
>> Loudly. >> So?
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>> Loudly.
>> So? >> Well, when they're cheering
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>> So?
>> Well, when they're cheering for their own children,
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>> Well, when they're cheering
for their own children, that could make
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for their own children,
that could make the other children
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that could make
the other children feel less than.
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the other children
feel less than. >> I... I was just trying
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feel less than.
>> I... I was just trying to teach the kids
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>> I... I was just trying
to teach the kids to play better and win.
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to teach the kids
to play better and win. >> Well, that's not what
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to play better and win.
>> Well, that's not what a good coach does.
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>> Well, that's not what
a good coach does. >> I think it is.
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a good coach does.
>> I think it is. >> The goal is
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>> I think it is.
>> The goal is for all the children to have
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>> The goal is
for all the children to have the exact same experience.
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for all the children to have
the exact same experience. >> So, please,
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the exact same experience.
>> So, please, no more shouting or criticizing.
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>> So, please,
no more shouting or criticizing. >> Only say
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no more shouting or criticizing.
>> Only say nice positive things.
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>> Only say
nice positive things. >> All right, got it.
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nice positive things.
>> All right, got it. >> And no more encouraging
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>> All right, got it.
>> And no more encouraging the parents to hoot and holler.
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>> And no more encouraging
the parents to hoot and holler. >> So...
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the parents to hoot and holler.
>> So... the parents can't cheer
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>> So...
the parents can't cheer for their own kids?
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the parents can't cheer
for their own kids? >> Correct.
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for their own kids?
>> Correct. But they can applaud softly.
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>> Correct.
But they can applaud softly. >> Like this.
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>> Okay.
>> Thank you for your time.
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[ elevator dings ]
[ chatter ] >> I told you
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[ chatter ]
>> I told you that poor crazy girl.
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>> I told you
that poor crazy girl. >> [ laughs ]
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>> Schwoz!
>> Ah!
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>> Hi. Hey there. Hey.
>> Cheater. You're a dirty cheater.
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>> Cheater.
You're a dirty cheater. >> Why is he a cheater?
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You're a dirty cheater.
>> Why is he a cheater? >> That machine is a B.E.D.
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>> Why is he a cheater?
>> That machine is a B.E.D. A beard enhancement device.
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>> That machine is a B.E.D.
A beard enhancement device. >> No it's not, I swear.
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A beard enhancement device.
>> No it's not, I swear. I swear to the gods it's not.
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>> No it's not, I swear.
I swear to the gods it's not. I swear on my life.
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I swear to the gods it's not.
I swear on my life. I swear on Charlotte's life.
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I swear on my life.
I swear on Charlotte's life. I'm telling the truth.
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I swear on Charlotte's life.
I'm telling the truth. >> No, you're lying.
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I'm telling the truth.
>> No, you're lying. >> Ah, so what?
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>> No, you're lying.
>> Ah, so what? >> You listen to me,
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>> Ah, so what?
>> You listen to me, you fuzzy little cheater, I--
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>> You listen to me,
you fuzzy little cheater, I-- >> Hey!
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you fuzzy little cheater, I--
>> Hey! Nobody said there was
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>> Hey!
Nobody said there was a rule against using
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Nobody said there was
a rule against using beard enhancement devices.
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a rule against using
beard enhancement devices. >> Ha!
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beard enhancement devices.
>> Ha! >> Oh, oh, oh, okay.
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>> Ha!
>> Oh, oh, oh, okay. Okay. Fine.
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>> Oh, oh, oh, okay.
Okay. Fine. I thought we were having
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Okay. Fine.
I thought we were having a fair and natural beard growing
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I thought we were having
a fair and natural beard growing contest, but since we're not,
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a fair and natural beard growing
contest, but since we're not, maybe I'll just use
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contest, but since we're not,
maybe I'll just use this thing myself.
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maybe I'll just use
this thing myself. >> Hey, get out of my machine.
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this thing myself.
>> Hey, get out of my machine. >> No.
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>> Hey, get out of my machine.
>> No. >> Hey.
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>> No.
>> Hey. >> What? I'm using it.
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>> Hey.
>> What? I'm using it. Hey.
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>> What? I'm using it.
Hey. Come on. Here we go.
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Hey.
Come on. Here we go. No. Ah!
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Come on. Here we go.
No. Ah! No, not the beard.
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>> Whistle!
[ blows whistle ] Traveling!
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[ blows whistle ]
Traveling! Armadillo's ball!
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Traveling!
Armadillo's ball! >> Come on, Jacob!
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Armadillo's ball!
>> Come on, Jacob! I told you a thousand times
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>> Come on, Jacob!
I told you a thousand times that...
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I told you a thousand times
that... >> [ clears throat ]
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that...
>> [ clears throat ] >> That...
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>> [ clears throat ]
>> That... that you're doing terrific!
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>> That...
that you're doing terrific! [ laughs ]
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that you're doing terrific!
[ laughs ] Just like all you kids.
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[ laughs ]
Just like all you kids. You're all equal and terrific
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Just like all you kids.
You're all equal and terrific no matter what you do.
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[ cheering ]
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>> Yeah!
[ cheering ] [ horn blaring ]
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[ cheering ]
[ horn blaring ] >> That's the game!
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[ horn blaring ]
>> That's the game! Woodpeckers win!
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>> Yeah, nice shot.
You guys did it. You beat the best team
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You guys did it.
You beat the best team in the league.
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You beat the best team
in the league. >> I think that makes us
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in the league.
>> I think that makes us the best team in the league.
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>> I think that makes us
the best team in the league. >> Yeah.
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the best team in the league.
>> Yeah. [ talking all at once ]
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>> Yeah.
[ talking all at once ] Yeah we are.
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[ talking all at once ]
Yeah we are. And Sophie,
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Yeah we are.
And Sophie, you were our high scorer.
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And Sophie,
you were our high scorer. >> I was?
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you were our high scorer.
>> I was? >> Yep.
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>> I was?
>> Yep. And that means you get...
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>> Yep.
And that means you get... this.
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And that means you get...
this. >> Wow.
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this.
>> Wow. >> Awesome trophy, Sophie.
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>> Wow.
>> Awesome trophy, Sophie. >> Great job, kid.
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>> Awesome trophy, Sophie.
>> Great job, kid. I'm really proud of you.
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>> Henry, I assume
you know the problem. >> Yeah.
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you know the problem.
>> Yeah. You always freeze frame
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>> Yeah.
You always freeze frame on my face looking hideous.
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You always freeze frame
on my face looking hideous. >> You gave that little girl
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on my face looking hideous.
>> You gave that little girl a trophy.
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>> You gave that little girl
a trophy. >> So?
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a trophy.
>> So? >> So, you gave her
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>> So?
>> So, you gave her special attention that
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>> So, you gave her
special attention that the other children didn't get.
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special attention that
the other children didn't get. >> That's disgusting.
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the other children didn't get.
>> That's disgusting. >> Why?
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>> That's disgusting.
>> Why? That's Sophie.
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>> Why?
That's Sophie. She's been practicing
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That's Sophie.
She's been practicing harder than anyone.
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She's been practicing
harder than anyone. And she was the best player.
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harder than anyone.
And she was the best player. >> No, all the children
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And she was the best player.
>> No, all the children were the best players.
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>> No, all the children
were the best players. >> Don't you see?
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were the best players.
>> Don't you see? >> I really don't.
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>> Don't you see?
>> I really don't. >> Henry, please,
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>> I really don't.
>> Henry, please, just admit that
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>> Henry, please,
just admit that what you did was terrible.
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just admit that
what you did was terrible. >> It was disgusting.
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what you did was terrible.
>> It was disgusting. >> Okay, so, what
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>> It was disgusting.
>> Okay, so, what do you want me to do?
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>> Okay, so, what
do you want me to do? Take the cool trophy away
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do you want me to do?
Take the cool trophy away from the sweet little girl,
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Take the cool trophy away
from the sweet little girl, and give everyone a trophy?
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Congratulations, Jacob.
You get this participation award.
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Congratulations, Piper.
>> Yeah, thanks. This means so much.
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>> Sorry, Sophie.
I'm going to have to take that back from you.
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I'm going to have
to take that back from you. >> But why?
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to take that back from you.
>> But why? >> Apparently it's disgusting.
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>> Hey.
>> Hello.
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>> The...
beard enhancement device works really well.
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beard enhancement device
works really well. >> Also, you dribbled
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works really well.
>> Also, you dribbled on your sweater.
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>> Jasper?
What are you doing up there? >> I'm lowering this basket.
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What are you doing up there?
>> I'm lowering this basket. >> Lowering the--why?
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>> I'm lowering this basket.
>> Lowering the--why? >> She told me if I didn't,
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>> Lowering the--why?
>> She told me if I didn't, the board would
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>> She told me if I didn't,
the board would take away my whistle.
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>> Hey, what's going on?
You brought the tiny chair?
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>> Your Woodpeckers
have become a problem. >> They've been scoring
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have become a problem.
>> They've been scoring too many points.
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>> They've been scoring
too many points. >> So we're lowering the basket
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too many points.
>> So we're lowering the basket for the other teams
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>> So we're lowering the basket
for the other teams to make the game fair.
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for the other teams
to make the game fair. >> Oh my god.
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to make the game fair.
>> Oh my god. >> Henry, our job
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>> Oh my god.
>> Henry, our job as decent adults is to make sure
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>> Henry, our job
as decent adults is to make sure that no child ever loses.
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as decent adults is to make sure
that no child ever loses. >> Or feels bad.
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that no child ever loses.
>> Or feels bad. >> But don't you get it?
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>> Or feels bad.
>> But don't you get it? Sometimes it's good
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>> But don't you get it?
Sometimes it's good when a kid loses and feels bad.
441
00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:07,358
Sometimes it's good
when a kid loses and feels bad. >> Oh my god.
442
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,026
when a kid loses and feels bad.
>> Oh my god. >> No he didn't.
443
00:17:08,028 --> 00:17:09,961
>> Oh my god.
>> No he didn't. >> That's disgusting.
444
00:17:09,963 --> 00:17:12,463
>> No he didn't.
>> That's disgusting. >> No, no, see,
445
00:17:12,465 --> 00:17:13,531
>> That's disgusting.
>> No, no, see, the Woodpeckers used to lose
446
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:14,632
>> No, no, see,
the Woodpeckers used to lose and feel bad
447
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:15,967
the Woodpeckers used to lose
and feel bad but that's what made them
448
00:17:15,969 --> 00:17:17,301
and feel bad
but that's what made them want to practice harder
449
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:18,036
but that's what made them
want to practice harder and get better,
450
00:17:18,038 --> 00:17:18,970
want to practice harder
and get better, and now they're winning
451
00:17:18,972 --> 00:17:20,705
and get better,
and now they're winning and feel great.
452
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,373
and now they're winning
and feel great. Don't you see?
453
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,074
and feel great.
Don't you see? Sometimes kids need
454
00:17:23,076 --> 00:17:24,342
Don't you see?
Sometimes kids need to experience failure
455
00:17:24,344 --> 00:17:25,676
Sometimes kids need
to experience failure in order to grow
456
00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,046
to experience failure
in order to grow and learn how to be--
457
00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:28,679
in order to grow
and learn how to be-- >> Hey!
458
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,681
and learn how to be--
>> Hey! Who turned off the--
459
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:32,216
>> Hey!
Who turned off the-- [ crash ]
460
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,720
Who turned off the--
[ crash ] [ thud ]
461
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:40,958
>> I'll find another boy
to lower the basket.
462
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:51,702
>> Beard contest.
Dumbest thing I ever heard. [ elevator dings ]
463
00:17:53,305 --> 00:17:57,708
>> Hey, Charlotte.
>> Hi, Charlotte. >> All right, I'm ready to...
464
00:17:57,710 --> 00:18:01,112
>> Hi, Charlotte.
>> All right, I'm ready to... >> Notice anything different?
465
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,013
>> All right, I'm ready to...
>> Notice anything different? >> Yeah, what happened
466
00:18:02,015 --> 00:18:02,947
>> Notice anything different?
>> Yeah, what happened to your beards?
467
00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:03,748
>> Yeah, what happened
to your beards? >> Well, they were
468
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:04,615
to your beards?
>> Well, they were too long and itchy.
469
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,517
>> Well, they were
too long and itchy. >> Yeah, so uncomfortable.
470
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:07,418
too long and itchy.
>> Yeah, so uncomfortable. >> Yeah, that whole
471
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:08,119
>> Yeah, so uncomfortable.
>> Yeah, that whole beard contest thing
472
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,353
>> Yeah, that whole
beard contest thing was a stupid idea.
473
00:18:09,355 --> 00:18:10,855
beard contest thing
was a stupid idea. >> So stupid.
474
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,523
was a stupid idea.
>> So stupid. >> Oh, really?
475
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:13,624
>> So stupid.
>> Oh, really? >> But you know that woman,
476
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:15,793
>> Oh, really?
>> But you know that woman, Vasilla, who knows how to knit?
477
00:18:15,795 --> 00:18:16,928
>> But you know that woman,
Vasilla, who knows how to knit? >> No.
478
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,763
Vasilla, who knows how to knit?
>> No. >> Well, she's a woman.
479
00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:21,466
>> No.
>> Well, she's a woman. And we had her make you...
480
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:22,767
>> Well, she's a woman.
And we had her make you... this.
481
00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:25,470
And we had her make you...
this. >> [ both ] Ta da.
482
00:18:25,472 --> 00:18:26,938
this.
>> [ both ] Ta da. >> It's a sweater.
483
00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:30,741
>> [ both ] Ta da.
>> It's a sweater. >> Made from our beard hair.
484
00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:33,744
>> It's a sweater.
>> Made from our beard hair. >> Thank you so much.
485
00:18:37,850 --> 00:18:39,917
[ cheering ]
486
00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:48,993
>> Time out! Time out! Time out!
>> Whistle! [ blows whistle ]
487
00:18:48,995 --> 00:18:54,398
>> Whistle!
[ blows whistle ] Time out, Woodpeckers!
488
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,333
[ blows whistle ]
Time out, Woodpeckers! >> Come on, we can't give up.
489
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:57,735
Time out, Woodpeckers!
>> Come on, we can't give up. >> This game isn't even fair.
490
00:18:57,737 --> 00:19:00,438
>> Come on, we can't give up.
>> This game isn't even fair. [ talking all at once ]
491
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,573
>> This game isn't even fair.
[ talking all at once ] >> Yeah, you're right.
492
00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,809
[ talking all at once ]
>> Yeah, you're right. This game isn't fair.
493
00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,310
>> Yeah, you're right.
This game isn't fair. So, we could just
494
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:09,580
This game isn't fair.
So, we could just give up and go home.
495
00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:10,181
So, we could just
give up and go home. [ chatter ]
496
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:10,948
give up and go home.
[ chatter ] >> No, no, no.
497
00:19:10,950 --> 00:19:12,984
[ chatter ]
>> No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait. No, no.
498
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:13,451
>> No, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait. No, no. I was just
499
00:19:13,453 --> 00:19:15,987
Wait, wait, wait. No, no.
I was just taking a dramatic pause.
500
00:19:15,989 --> 00:19:18,322
I was just
taking a dramatic pause. >> Okay, what are you saying?
501
00:19:18,324 --> 00:19:21,125
taking a dramatic pause.
>> Okay, what are you saying? >> I'm saying...
502
00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:30,001
Piper, quit playing so lazy.
When you're on defense, keep your hands up.
503
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:30,501
When you're on defense,
keep your hands up. >> Okay.
504
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,536
keep your hands up.
>> Okay. >> All right, Tyler, Hannah,
505
00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,670
>> Okay.
>> All right, Tyler, Hannah, you got to play smarter.
506
00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:33,804
>> All right, Tyler, Hannah,
you got to play smarter. If you don't have a clear shot,
507
00:19:33,806 --> 00:19:35,006
you got to play smarter.
If you don't have a clear shot, pass the ball like I taught you.
508
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:35,606
If you don't have a clear shot,
pass the ball like I taught you. >> Got it, Coach.
509
00:19:35,608 --> 00:19:36,307
pass the ball like I taught you.
>> Got it, Coach. >> All right, Sophie,
510
00:19:36,309 --> 00:19:37,341
>> Got it, Coach.
>> All right, Sophie, I want to see you hustling
511
00:19:37,343 --> 00:19:38,009
>> All right, Sophie,
I want to see you hustling up and down this court
512
00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:38,676
I want to see you hustling
up and down this court or tomorrow
513
00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:39,443
up and down this court
or tomorrow you're running laps.
514
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:40,011
or tomorrow
you're running laps. You hear me?
515
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:40,545
you're running laps.
You hear me? >> Yeah, Coach.
516
00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:41,546
You hear me?
>> Yeah, Coach. >> All right, and Steve,
517
00:19:41,548 --> 00:19:44,749
>> Yeah, Coach.
>> All right, and Steve, Put the taco salad down.
518
00:19:46,084 --> 00:19:49,520
>> Whistle!
[ blows whistle ] >> All right, get out there
519
00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,855
[ blows whistle ]
>> All right, get out there and be the best!
520
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:53,524
>> All right, get out there
and be the best! [ cheering ]
521
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,526
and be the best!
[ cheering ] And you, Woodpecker parents,
522
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:57,662
[ cheering ]
And you, Woodpecker parents, get off your aging butts
523
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,530
And you, Woodpecker parents,
get off your aging butts and cheer for your kids.
524
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,098
get off your aging butts
and cheer for your kids. [ cheering ]
525
00:20:39,471 --> 00:20:40,871
[ horn blaring ]
526
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:55,720
>> You've got a lot of nerve,
Henry Hart. >> Thanks.
527
00:20:58,957 --> 00:21:01,559
And I got you guys
something, too.
528
00:21:03,762 --> 00:21:07,331
Congratulations,
you get this useless award.
529
00:21:09,501 --> 00:21:13,004
Congratulations, you get
this pointless award.
530
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:17,742
Congratulations,
you get this disgusting award.
531
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:26,784
Bleh, la, la, la, la.
See you, STAB. >> Hey, you guys won.
532
00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:27,785
See you, STAB.
>> Hey, you guys won. >> I know.
533
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,286
>> Hey, you guys won.
>> I know. >> Well, come on,
534
00:21:28,288 --> 00:21:29,053
>> I know.
>> Well, come on, I'll take you and your team
535
00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:30,454
>> Well, come on,
I'll take you and your team and Charlotte out to celebrate.
536
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,156
I'll take you and your team
and Charlotte out to celebrate. >> Okay.
537
00:21:32,158 --> 00:21:33,324
and Charlotte out to celebrate.
>> Okay. Where's Charlotte?
538
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:36,127
>> Okay.
Where's Charlotte? >> She-- Charlotte?
539
00:21:36,129 --> 00:21:37,695
Where's Charlotte?
>> She-- Charlotte? Charlotte!
540
00:21:47,572 --> 00:21:52,243
>> What are you wearing?
>> Beard hair.
541
00:21:52,344 --> 00:21:54,111
[ makes goofy noises ]
542
00:21:57,082 --> 00:21:58,549
>> That's disgusting.
543
00:21:58,599 --> 00:22:03,149
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