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Well, big news
in the Kerkovich-Williams house.
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Jane's ex, Ryan is
coming into town,
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- and they're having dinner.
- Oh.
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We did a semester at Sea
together, and it was ages ago,
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and I am just following
our rule, Brad.
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- Whatever. - We have this deal
that if an ex comes to town,
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we're allowed one dinner
with them,
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and the spouse can either attend
or not.
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Well, I'm opting not to dine.
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No offense to Ryan.
I just have a groupon
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for a Ladysmith Black Mambazo
concert.
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- Ooh.
- And I hate Ryan, sight unseen.
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You're going to see
Ladysmith Black Mambazo?
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Yes, I am
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Anyway, don't worry about
the check, guys. I got this one.
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- What? - Whoa.
- What?
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I have a little bit of
disposable income these days.
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Max, you cannot have
disposable income
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when you owe us $11,000...
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and three cats.
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You'll get those cats
when you get those cats, Jane.
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And the reason I have
all this extra cashish
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is because my new roommate
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decided to pay me
five months' rent in advance.
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Ah, yes. El nuevo roommate.
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When are we gonna meet
this guy?
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Oh, no, you won't.
I told that guy that we are
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gonna live
totally separate lives.
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I will not make the same mistake
I made with my last roommate
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and get all invested
in his personal business.
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That was me.
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Yeah. And I will not make
that blunder again.
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Sync and corrections by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com
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Okay, so Ryan is gonna be here
any-- what is happening?
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I'm just doing some 'shups.
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What do you got going on
that you don't have time
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- to say "push-ups"?
- 'Shups for life!
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Now to bulk up
on some of my whey powder.
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Get here, fluffy stuff.
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Just like that?
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It's in my lungs!
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Anyway--
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Ohh!
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Oh.
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Listen, there's something
I need to tell you about Ryan.
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I-I wasn't exactly--
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Don't care, 'cause I'll be
spending my night
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listening to
beautiful African harmonies
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and forgetting about Ryan,
who is...
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A girl?
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- Hi.
- Hi!
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Oh!
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Oh! Ryan, this is Brad.
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Brad, Ryan.
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- So great to meet you.
- Hey.
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Jane, can I use your restroom
before we go? Long flight.
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Yes, of course.
It's right through there.
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I'm sorry.
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Okay, I should've told you
earlier, but then I didn't,
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and then it was weird and...
are you mad at me?
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- What do you think?
- Mm.
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Hell, no! Wow!
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It's 2013. This is
the new normal. Oh, my gosh.
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I mean, I knew you dated girls
in your experimental phase,
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but I never got
any of the hot details.
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Okay.
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Why don't we all stay in
for dinner, you know?
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We'll get some wine out,
drink it up,
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and really dig
into your sexy past.
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It's gonna be an awesome night.
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We're not gonna have
a 3-way.
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It's gonna be
a pretty good night.
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So besides withholding judgment
on your new goatee...
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what should we do this weekend?
Dinner with Brad and Jane?
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Or Max is always
doing something weird.
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Last week,
he pretended to be a psychic
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and assisted the police
with a murder investigation.
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And with his help,
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they apprehended several
innocent people.
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I thought we'd hang out
with my friends.
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Your friends...
Dave and Alex?
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No, the friends I had
before we started dating.
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You know, since we're
a real couple now,
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I thought we'd hang out
with both of our friends.
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Hmm. Still not following.
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- Sometimes we'll hang out with
your friends... - Totally get that.
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Sometimes we'll hang out
with my friends.
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Now here's where you lose me.
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Okay, Pen, imagine a world
where your friends don't exist.
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Who would we hang out with?
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Uh...
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- Rachel McAdams?
- No.
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- Sully Sullenberger?
- Mnh-mnh.
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Oh! Your friends!
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Yes! There it is!
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Wait.
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Man, I guess
my new roommate Chase is
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moving his stuff in today.
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I hope he doesn't try to weasel
his way into our group
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like my last roommate did.
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Once again, still me.
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Whoa!
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Chase's stuff is awesome!
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Look at these tchotchkes.
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Whoa!
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Hi.
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Whoa!
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Hey, Max.
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Hey, Max's friends.
I'm Chase.
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- You sure are.
- I'm headed to the gym,
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but I stocked the fridge
with some beers.
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I also got us a couple of pizzas
from Gino's.
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Oh, and, Max,
I hope you don't mind,
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but I upgraded your cable
to include the NBA package.
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Later.
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That guy is so cool!
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Why would you want to live
a separate life from that guy?
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Well... obviously,
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I'm regretting taking
such a hard stance on that now.
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I mean,
is this restoration hardware?
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This is a disaster. We have
to find a way to fix this.
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I got it.
It's so simple.
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All we do is stay here, wait for
Chase to come back from the gym,
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then we show him how cool
we are, and boom,
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he'll wanna be best friends
with us forever.
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Now, everybody, just kind of
act cool, you know?
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Real cool-like.
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Yes.
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- What is that?
- Yeah, Dave.
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Don't embarrass us
in front of Chase, okay?
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So that was how I ended up
giving my mother a kidney.
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Classic.
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But can we be serious
for a moment?
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'Cause I feel like
we've been talking,
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but nobody's really said
anything...
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sexy.
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Okay. Let's not make Ryan
uncomfortable.
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- H-hey.
- Ahem.
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I just want you to feel free
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to reminisce about
your time at Sea. That's all.
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I don't know,
like pillow fights
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or kissing contests.
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Maybe somebody's wearing
a little skipper's hat?
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Okay. I have
a sexy story for you.
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- You do?
- Yeah.
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I remember this one time...
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- Ohh.
- ...we were at port
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at St. Thomas.
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- Oh, yeah!
- Mm-hmm.
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And we had to camp out
in the rain.
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Yes! Rain. Wet.
Go with that.
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And we were soaked.
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Oh, I bet you were.
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We had to strip down
to our tank tops.
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- Paint it. Paint a picture.
- Ahh.
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- And we had to snuggle.
- Mmm.
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To keep warm.
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- Ohh.
- That's when things got pretty intense.
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- 'Cause we just...- Oh.
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- ...talked...
- Oh.
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...all night about
feminist theory.
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The end.
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The end?
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There's gotta be more.
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- Well, there was one other thing.
- Yes. Right.
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That was, uh, when we said
that we loved each other.
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- Right.
- What? No.
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Huh?
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Love?
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Well...
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All right.
Great dinner.
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We're gonna call it a night.
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Jane and I will go
to our marriage bed,
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and, Ryan, you can leave and do
whatever, and I don't care,
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- and good night.
- Sorry.
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I gave away my Ladysmith
Black Mambazo tickets for this?
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Have you been up all night?
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Uncle Jerry.
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Yeah, but, you know,
it's paid off
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'cause look what I can do
with the cards.
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Wait. Did Chase not come home
last night?
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No. No. And I've had
a lot of time to consider
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all of the possibilities
of what could've happened.
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He definitely
got eaten by a bear.
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Okay. In the event that
that didn't happen,
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we should probably get in touch
with him,
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because it's roommate protocol.
It's a sacred bond.
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I do not believe that
that is a real thing.
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Bet you thought
it was pretty real
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when I rescued you
from that well.
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Oh, my God.
The well thing again?
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You saved me from a well once,
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and now I gotta hear it
for the rest of my life?
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Guys, why don't we just
call Chase and make sure
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that he's fine and that
he's not in a bear's stomach.
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- Did you-- did you hear that?
- Did we all hear that?
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Did you hear that?
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- There's someone scoring our life.
- Somebody's scoring our life.
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- Someone's scoring our life.
- Someone's scoring our life.
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- Oh, it's his ring.
- Oh.
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Why does Chase have
that ringtone? Hello!
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Dave, I am on record
as saying you are an idiot,
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but in this case,
I think you're right.
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I mean, Chase could be
in serious trouble.
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No one leaves their cell phone.
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Unless
you happen to fall into a well.
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Okay,
a real gentleman saves someone
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from a well
and never mentions it again.
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- Think, damn it!
- All right, guys,
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- can't we just call Chase's
work or his family? - Dave...
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why don't
you leave the sleuthing
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- to the pro sleuthers here?
- Yeah.
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And besides, it is totally
obvious what we need to do.
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So obvious.
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- We gotta make sure we have, uh...
- The clue.
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- The proper DNA samples. Blood. Hair...
- Get to the right-- find that other path
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- that leads to that fork in the road.
- DNA makes sure that that gets to a lab.
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Okay, I'm just gonna check
Chase's phone for texts.
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- Check his phone!
- Check his phone!
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Boom!
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The most recent ones are
from a woman named Veronica.
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You can never trust a Veronica.
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You know, I had a boyfriend
named Veronica.
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Turns out he was a woman.
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- Oh.
- Okay. What do we do next?
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- We gotta contact CTU. - First thing,
we gotta contact the CTU, the ICU.
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- Yes.
- The ECU.
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- 'Cause it--'cause there could be an
emergency. - We-- we gotta contact TCU--
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- Texas Christian University.
- And we'll find out through them. Yeah.
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I just texted Veronica,
pretending to be Chase.
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She's on her way over
right now.
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- Text--
- Text her...
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- Text her as Chase!
- As Chase!
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Guys, come on. Can we just
focus? You're acting silly.
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Are you wearing
Chase's jacket, Dave?
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Where does he get
such fine corduroy?
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...so then I just
asked her directly,
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and it turns out it was
one big misunderstanding.
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So...
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nothing else happened?
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No obstacles you had to
hijinks your way out of?
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No one brought a miniature pig
to a car dealership
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to prove a point
about gender roles?
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No.
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We hardly ever use
tiny livestock to prove points.
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Mm.
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00:09:13,417 --> 00:09:16,418
Ooh! Check out
red shirt diaries over here!
248
00:09:16,486 --> 00:09:17,987
Spill much?
249
00:09:18,054 --> 00:09:20,623
Have a little cheese with that
wine, you stupid clumsy bitch!
250
00:09:23,860 --> 00:09:24,994
Up top!
251
00:09:25,061 --> 00:09:26,795
Oh. Oh.
252
00:09:26,863 --> 00:09:28,463
You guys don't do pile-ons?
253
00:09:29,766 --> 00:09:30,899
I am so sorry.
Let me help you.
254
00:09:30,967 --> 00:09:32,566
Uh, uh, wait--
waitress, some club soda!
255
00:09:32,635 --> 00:09:35,169
D-did you want my shirt?
Or here's-- here's $100.
256
00:09:35,237 --> 00:09:37,905
On second thought, the red
suits you. You're beautiful.
257
00:09:37,973 --> 00:09:39,240
'Cause you look so good,
I'm-a do it to myself.
258
00:09:39,307 --> 00:09:41,009
No, no, no. Duh, duh, duh.
259
00:09:42,778 --> 00:09:44,612
And here we are
in our early days.
260
00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,313
You can see
our love is blossoming.
261
00:09:46,381 --> 00:09:48,015
In case you can't,
here's a bar graph showing
262
00:09:48,082 --> 00:09:50,617
that she loves me more than
anyone or anything ever.
263
00:09:50,685 --> 00:09:52,485
Look, the numbers don't lie.
264
00:09:52,553 --> 00:09:53,787
This is science.
265
00:09:53,855 --> 00:09:55,421
It took you five hours
to make this, huh?
266
00:09:55,489 --> 00:09:57,524
Yep. In between my 'shups.
267
00:09:57,591 --> 00:09:58,692
He means push-ups.
268
00:09:58,760 --> 00:10:00,060
'Shups for life!
269
00:10:00,128 --> 00:10:02,763
Hey, um, I think that
I should probably go.
270
00:10:02,830 --> 00:10:04,196
Oh.
271
00:10:04,264 --> 00:10:06,098
Okay. Sure. Yeah.
272
00:10:06,166 --> 00:10:08,734
Oh, man,
she's leaving. No, don't go.
273
00:10:08,802 --> 00:10:10,803
I really wish you
wouldn't leave.
274
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,639
Brad, what is going on with you?
275
00:10:13,707 --> 00:10:15,607
You know that Ryan and I were
forever ago.
276
00:10:15,676 --> 00:10:18,310
We're just friends now.
We're like Portia and Ellen.
277
00:10:18,378 --> 00:10:20,211
Portia and Ellen are married.
278
00:10:20,279 --> 00:10:22,480
What?
Portia's a lesbian?
279
00:10:22,548 --> 00:10:24,082
- Yeah.
- Anyway, the point is,
280
00:10:24,150 --> 00:10:25,884
we've dated a lot of people
in the past,
281
00:10:25,951 --> 00:10:28,787
and we should be able
to be adult around our exes.
282
00:10:28,854 --> 00:10:30,055
It's time to grow up.
283
00:10:30,122 --> 00:10:33,191
You know what? You're right.
I'm sorry.
284
00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,959
Let's have a do-over dinner
with Ryan tonight.
285
00:10:35,027 --> 00:10:37,594
Okay?
I promise to be an adult.
286
00:10:37,662 --> 00:10:39,396
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
287
00:10:39,463 --> 00:10:41,531
- Is that Photoshopped?
- Hmm?
288
00:10:43,234 --> 00:10:46,503
Uh, no, it's not Photoshopped,
Jane.
289
00:10:46,571 --> 00:10:48,238
It's Adobe cut and paste.
290
00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:53,209
Hello?
291
00:10:53,276 --> 00:10:55,912
Oh. It's you, Veronica.
292
00:10:55,979 --> 00:10:57,413
We've been waiting for you.
293
00:10:57,480 --> 00:10:59,749
And we have
some serious quest-- ow.
294
00:10:59,817 --> 00:11:00,950
- Damn it.
- God!
295
00:11:01,018 --> 00:11:02,251
Why'd you guys
talk me into this?
296
00:11:02,285 --> 00:11:03,519
You know I'm not good
at dramatic swivels.
297
00:11:03,587 --> 00:11:05,054
Where's Chase?
298
00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:06,555
Why don't you tell us,
tootsie pops?
299
00:11:06,623 --> 00:11:08,623
You were the last person
to see him alive.
300
00:11:08,691 --> 00:11:10,959
Alive? What are you guys
talking about?
301
00:11:11,027 --> 00:11:12,293
You sure ask
a lot of questions, lady.
302
00:11:12,361 --> 00:11:14,696
We found this briefcase
in Chase's room.
303
00:11:14,764 --> 00:11:16,932
We need the combination
to get it open.
304
00:11:16,999 --> 00:11:18,767
Did you even check
to make sure it was locked?
305
00:11:18,835 --> 00:11:21,336
Oh. I'm sure Chase just leaves
unlocked briefcases
306
00:11:21,403 --> 00:11:22,771
all over the place.
307
00:11:22,839 --> 00:11:24,171
I'm sure I'm just gonna
press these buttons here
308
00:11:24,239 --> 00:11:26,040
- and it's gonna open.
- It opened.
309
00:11:26,108 --> 00:11:28,242
Bye. Idiots.
310
00:11:28,309 --> 00:11:30,644
What's in it?
A gun? Cash?
311
00:11:30,712 --> 00:11:32,312
Looks like
just a bunch of old bills.
312
00:11:32,380 --> 00:11:33,447
You know what we need to do.
313
00:11:33,514 --> 00:11:35,415
Yeah. Just...
314
00:11:35,483 --> 00:11:37,852
- We gotta-- we gotta always be closing.
- Chase those leads and...
315
00:11:37,919 --> 00:11:39,453
- We gotta make sure we're always closing.
- We gotta close it. We gotta close-- closing those.
316
00:11:39,520 --> 00:11:41,354
- 'Cause closing is for closers and coff--
- Exactly.
317
00:11:41,421 --> 00:11:42,889
This is Chase Reagan.
318
00:11:42,957 --> 00:11:45,258
My credit card was stolen
about 20 minutes ago.
319
00:11:45,325 --> 00:11:47,994
Could you tell me where the last
people it was used, please?
320
00:11:48,062 --> 00:11:49,829
- Call the credit card company!
- Call the credit card company!
321
00:11:49,897 --> 00:11:52,331
Chase's credit card was used
20 minutes ago
322
00:11:52,399 --> 00:11:54,200
at a restaurant downtown.
323
00:11:54,268 --> 00:11:56,334
Let's go.
324
00:11:56,402 --> 00:11:58,070
You are not leaving the house
in Chase's glasses!
325
00:11:58,138 --> 00:11:59,704
But I look like Dwight Howard.
326
00:11:59,773 --> 00:12:01,273
No. No.
327
00:12:01,340 --> 00:12:03,041
He looks like
Rachel Maddow with a goatee.
328
00:12:03,109 --> 00:12:05,077
Yeah.
That's even better.
329
00:12:05,145 --> 00:12:07,012
That's why I think
we're not worried enough
330
00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,613
about the debt ceiling.
331
00:12:08,681 --> 00:12:11,183
Oh, I get it.
332
00:12:11,251 --> 00:12:12,616
You're the Dave of the group,
333
00:12:12,684 --> 00:12:14,718
always talking about stuff
nobody cares about.
334
00:12:14,787 --> 00:12:16,387
We all care about this.
335
00:12:17,790 --> 00:12:20,624
Yes. Yes. It is
a very, very serious issues.
336
00:12:20,692 --> 00:12:22,994
And I was testing you.
337
00:12:23,061 --> 00:12:25,462
You passed.
338
00:12:28,266 --> 00:12:29,966
Jane and Brad are about
to eat dinner with her ex,
339
00:12:30,034 --> 00:12:32,535
- who is a girl.
- Hmm.
340
00:12:32,603 --> 00:12:35,005
And Alex says Chase is
missing and bears are involved.
341
00:12:35,072 --> 00:12:37,874
- Who's Chase?
- Who cares, Pete? He's missing.
342
00:12:37,942 --> 00:12:41,644
Okay, look, you put in a great
effort today with my friends,
343
00:12:41,712 --> 00:12:43,079
and I appreciate it.
344
00:12:43,147 --> 00:12:44,880
So would you like
to go see your friends now?
345
00:12:44,948 --> 00:12:46,548
Please, yes!
346
00:12:46,616 --> 00:12:49,151
Although if we leave without
an excuse, won't they get mad
347
00:12:49,219 --> 00:12:50,619
and then, like,
ice us out of the group,
348
00:12:50,687 --> 00:12:51,987
and then
everybody'll take sides
349
00:12:52,055 --> 00:12:54,256
and then it's like,
"who gets the friends"?
350
00:12:54,324 --> 00:12:56,926
No, Penny,
because they're normal.
351
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,660
Guys, we're gonna take off.
352
00:12:58,728 --> 00:12:59,628
- See you later.
- Bye.
353
00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:05,433
They're not buying it.
354
00:13:05,500 --> 00:13:08,837
- Guys, we must take a flight
now to Europe. - Oh, boy.
355
00:13:08,904 --> 00:13:10,404
- It's a diplomatic emergency.
- No. Time to go.
356
00:13:10,472 --> 00:13:13,174
And I will see you all...
357
00:13:13,242 --> 00:13:14,809
when I'm back from...
358
00:13:14,877 --> 00:13:15,843
- Later.
- ...the continent.
359
00:13:15,910 --> 00:13:16,944
Bye!
360
00:13:17,011 --> 00:13:19,213
Brad, I really appreciate
361
00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:22,515
you being so adult
about this whole Ryan thing.
362
00:13:22,583 --> 00:13:24,384
Well, I'm just glad that we're
both being adult about this.
363
00:13:24,452 --> 00:13:26,153
The both of us.
364
00:13:26,221 --> 00:13:29,923
Which I'd why I've decided to
invite another adult to dinner.
365
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:35,228
My old friend Melissa...
366
00:13:35,295 --> 00:13:36,963
who also happens to be my ex.
367
00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:41,500
What?!
368
00:13:49,277 --> 00:13:51,256
Okay, so you invited
one of your exes to dinner?
369
00:13:51,427 --> 00:13:53,081
Real adult, Brad.
370
00:13:53,187 --> 00:13:54,748
"Real adult, Brad."
371
00:13:54,816 --> 00:13:57,450
So, uh, Brad, you said this was
a business school reunion.
372
00:13:57,518 --> 00:13:58,618
Is anyone else coming?
373
00:13:58,685 --> 00:14:00,086
You know how it is.
374
00:14:00,154 --> 00:14:01,922
You know, Rosen with work.
Franklin moved to England.
375
00:14:01,989 --> 00:14:04,090
- Uh-huh.
- Chad and Lisa with the baby.
376
00:14:04,158 --> 00:14:06,393
- Chad and Lisa had a baby?
- I don't know. Probably.
377
00:14:06,460 --> 00:14:09,229
I just feel like
we haven't talked in forever.
378
00:14:09,297 --> 00:14:10,630
- You know?
- Uh...
379
00:14:10,697 --> 00:14:12,131
Especially for two people
380
00:14:12,198 --> 00:14:15,067
who had such
a deep, emotional connection.
381
00:14:15,135 --> 00:14:16,368
- Mm.
- I miss it.
382
00:14:16,436 --> 00:14:19,371
See, I can respect a bond
that happened in the past.
383
00:14:19,439 --> 00:14:21,740
Oh. Jane, you have nothing
to worry about.
384
00:14:21,808 --> 00:14:24,410
I mean, it was just a fling.
Purely physical.
385
00:14:24,477 --> 00:14:26,445
Physical?
386
00:14:26,512 --> 00:14:29,814
Totally in the past. A lot has
changed for me since then.
387
00:14:29,881 --> 00:14:30,982
Physical?
388
00:14:31,050 --> 00:14:32,817
Oh, it was real physical.
389
00:14:34,086 --> 00:14:36,454
Real physical.
390
00:14:36,521 --> 00:14:38,256
Talking about sex
kind of physical.
391
00:14:38,324 --> 00:14:39,457
- Mm-hmm.
- With socks off.
392
00:14:39,524 --> 00:14:40,891
- Okay.
- Yeah.
393
00:14:40,960 --> 00:14:42,226
And to completion
most of the time.
394
00:14:42,294 --> 00:14:44,727
Correction--
all the times.
395
00:14:44,795 --> 00:14:46,964
It was so hot.
396
00:14:47,031 --> 00:14:48,731
But I'm sure you can be
an adult about it. Right, Jane?
397
00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:50,633
Of course I can.
398
00:14:50,701 --> 00:14:51,835
Let's pick a new topic.
399
00:14:53,371 --> 00:14:57,307
Have they come up
with any new soups lately?
400
00:14:57,375 --> 00:14:58,908
Thank you
for coming to Brad and Jane's.
401
00:14:58,976 --> 00:15:00,776
I'm sorry we left
your friends early,
402
00:15:00,844 --> 00:15:05,481
but trust me, we are in for
one crazy roller coaster ride.
403
00:15:09,353 --> 00:15:12,388
Whee!
404
00:15:15,924 --> 00:15:18,659
Okay, gang, whoever abducted
Chase is here...
405
00:15:18,727 --> 00:15:20,095
and using his credit cards
406
00:15:20,162 --> 00:15:23,264
while he's probably off
in the desert, alone and scared,
407
00:15:23,332 --> 00:15:24,599
begging God for death.
408
00:15:24,666 --> 00:15:26,101
The vultures are
picking at him.
409
00:15:26,168 --> 00:15:28,636
There he is.
410
00:15:28,704 --> 00:15:30,405
Well, well, well!
411
00:15:30,473 --> 00:15:33,140
We have been searching
all over town for you.
412
00:15:33,208 --> 00:15:34,408
Worried sick, mister.
413
00:15:34,476 --> 00:15:35,742
And we find you having
414
00:15:35,810 --> 00:15:38,245
a fancy steak dinner
with one of your floozers!
415
00:15:38,313 --> 00:15:39,746
- Um--
- I'm sorry. Who are you?
416
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:42,516
- I'm his roommate.
- And who are you, lady?
417
00:15:42,583 --> 00:15:43,617
I'm his wife.
418
00:15:43,684 --> 00:15:45,552
Whoa.
419
00:15:45,620 --> 00:15:48,721
God. You gotta be kidding me,
Chase! A roommate?
420
00:15:48,788 --> 00:15:50,723
Are you really renting
another sex shack in the city?
421
00:15:50,790 --> 00:15:52,725
He is so cool!
422
00:15:52,792 --> 00:15:53,826
I knew you wouldn't change.
423
00:15:53,894 --> 00:15:55,395
You know what?
424
00:15:55,462 --> 00:15:56,829
Now I don't feel so bad about
sleeping with your brother.
425
00:15:56,897 --> 00:15:57,897
Oh.
426
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:04,002
Ya see...
427
00:16:04,070 --> 00:16:05,737
there's a roommate protocol,
428
00:16:05,804 --> 00:16:10,542
and I believe that
that leads to a sacred bond...
429
00:16:10,609 --> 00:16:12,110
- Mm-hmm.
- ...between two people under one--
430
00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:14,179
Yep. Uh, you see, uh, one time,
Max was caught in a well.
431
00:16:14,247 --> 00:16:15,847
I could've gotten out
of that well.
432
00:16:15,915 --> 00:16:17,315
- Yeah, but you didn't. You didn't
get out of it. - But I--
433
00:16:17,383 --> 00:16:19,517
Wait. Is that my jacket?
434
00:16:21,486 --> 00:16:24,221
Yeah.
435
00:16:24,289 --> 00:16:28,025
And that's why I think
everyone's just overreacting
436
00:16:28,093 --> 00:16:29,226
to the debt ceiling.
437
00:16:29,294 --> 00:16:31,595
- Ugh.
- Speaking of the debt ceiling...
438
00:16:31,663 --> 00:16:32,763
Mm-hmm?
439
00:16:32,830 --> 00:16:34,365
Ryan, I remember, uh,
440
00:16:34,433 --> 00:16:36,766
when you used to write me
those love notes.
441
00:16:36,833 --> 00:16:38,501
What does that have
to do with the debt ceiling?
442
00:16:38,569 --> 00:16:40,036
Shh!
443
00:16:40,104 --> 00:16:41,337
Bad transitions means
the excitement's about to start!
444
00:16:41,405 --> 00:16:43,373
Well, Melissa left me
a lot of notes, too.
445
00:16:43,441 --> 00:16:44,507
Sex notes.
446
00:16:45,943 --> 00:16:47,377
Some were even sent
through the federal mail,
447
00:16:47,445 --> 00:16:48,844
so it was basically
a sex crime.
448
00:16:48,912 --> 00:16:51,680
No. No. No. That is
something completely different.
449
00:16:52,848 --> 00:16:54,416
Regardless, it was hot.
450
00:16:54,484 --> 00:16:55,750
I guess you were just...
451
00:16:55,818 --> 00:16:58,287
pleasuring women
all over the place.
452
00:16:58,354 --> 00:17:00,822
And I guess you were just
lovin' everybody you meet!
453
00:17:00,890 --> 00:17:01,856
Here we go!
454
00:17:01,924 --> 00:17:03,292
Ooh! That's a nice deck.
455
00:17:03,359 --> 00:17:04,726
I love a-a good deck.
456
00:17:04,794 --> 00:17:05,927
I'm gonna go check it out.
457
00:17:05,995 --> 00:17:07,462
Oh, uh, I-I'll join you.
458
00:17:07,529 --> 00:17:09,363
I think we should go, too.
459
00:17:09,431 --> 00:17:10,931
What?! No!
460
00:17:10,999 --> 00:17:12,500
I mean, you're probably right,
but I'm telling you,
461
00:17:12,568 --> 00:17:14,602
Max's thing is not gonna
be better than this.
462
00:17:14,669 --> 00:17:19,707
What?! It was Chase's wife?!
And your place is his sex shack?!
463
00:17:19,774 --> 00:17:22,110
And he works out?!
This is so much better!
464
00:17:22,177 --> 00:17:24,244
Well...
465
00:17:24,312 --> 00:17:26,546
- she's definitely leaving me.
- Oh.
466
00:17:26,614 --> 00:17:30,117
And since I work for her dad,
I've also lost my job.
467
00:17:30,184 --> 00:17:31,318
Ohh, that's messed up, man.
468
00:17:31,385 --> 00:17:32,785
I bet your brother gets
that job.
469
00:17:32,853 --> 00:17:34,754
It's been a tough day.
470
00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:36,523
What do say
we all get back home
471
00:17:36,591 --> 00:17:38,958
to that nice,
buttery leather brown couch
472
00:17:39,026 --> 00:17:40,526
and just chill out?
473
00:17:40,594 --> 00:17:42,361
No, I'm not living with you.
474
00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:45,131
- And I'm also taking my stuff back.
- Man!
475
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:47,700
And just so you know...
476
00:17:47,768 --> 00:17:50,569
sometime in the near future,
477
00:17:50,638 --> 00:17:53,806
I am going to ruin your life
478
00:17:53,874 --> 00:17:55,041
like you ruined mine.
479
00:18:03,149 --> 00:18:04,516
That guy's so cool.
480
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,118
I know! I'm totally shaking
in my boots.
481
00:18:06,185 --> 00:18:07,452
Do you think that
482
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:08,854
that's gonna come back
to haunt me eventually?
483
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,088
- No.
- Yes.
484
00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:11,956
Penny, I gotta admit,
485
00:18:12,024 --> 00:18:13,190
your friends are a lot of fun.
486
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,424
Yay! Then it's settled.
487
00:18:14,492 --> 00:18:15,826
We'll only hang out
with my friends.
488
00:18:15,894 --> 00:18:17,561
- Come on.
- I'm kidding! I'm kidding.
489
00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:18,896
- We'll hang out with your friends...
- Okay.
490
00:18:18,964 --> 00:18:20,831
...when mine are busy.
491
00:18:20,899 --> 00:18:22,033
Mmm.
492
00:18:22,100 --> 00:18:23,034
Congratulations.
493
00:18:23,101 --> 00:18:24,568
Crack the whip, girl!
494
00:18:26,104 --> 00:18:28,204
You always said it was
just an experimental phase.
495
00:18:28,272 --> 00:18:30,740
Well, I'm sorry that I forged
such a deep connection with Ryan
496
00:18:30,808 --> 00:18:32,175
that she never got over it.
497
00:18:32,242 --> 00:18:35,178
Well, I'm sorry
I gave the good stuff to Melissa
498
00:18:35,245 --> 00:18:37,881
in a way that no man could
ever repeat!
499
00:18:37,948 --> 00:18:39,549
Oh, come on!
500
00:18:39,616 --> 00:18:40,950
Is everybody a lesbian now?!
501
00:18:41,986 --> 00:18:43,286
Fudge!
502
00:18:44,988 --> 00:18:47,255
Fudge! Fudge! Fudge!
503
00:18:47,323 --> 00:18:50,059
Brad, I'm so sorry.
504
00:18:50,126 --> 00:18:51,626
I mean, we could've
avoided all of this
505
00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,662
if I had just told you
the truth about Ryan.
506
00:18:53,730 --> 00:18:55,397
Well, I shouldn't have gotten
so upset.
507
00:18:55,464 --> 00:18:56,965
I don't know.
508
00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:58,333
I just thought I was gonna hear
about all the fun, sexy stuff,
509
00:18:58,401 --> 00:19:01,069
and then she said
all the love stuff,
510
00:19:01,136 --> 00:19:03,071
and I wanna be
the only person you ever loved.
511
00:19:03,138 --> 00:19:05,073
Aw! Boo!
512
00:19:05,140 --> 00:19:06,774
Mmm.
513
00:19:06,842 --> 00:19:09,977
You're the person I love
the most,
514
00:19:10,045 --> 00:19:11,545
and I always will.
515
00:19:11,613 --> 00:19:12,780
A-and just so you know,
516
00:19:12,848 --> 00:19:14,816
sex with Melissa
wasn't even that great.
517
00:19:14,883 --> 00:19:16,649
I mean, she never really seemed
that into it.
518
00:19:18,285 --> 00:19:20,053
Oh! Right. Right.
519
00:19:20,121 --> 00:19:22,355
Yeah, she does not enjoy
my anatomy.
520
00:19:22,423 --> 00:19:24,657
Mnh-mnh. Mnh-mnh.
521
00:19:24,726 --> 00:19:26,026
Hey, just to avoid
any future confusion,
522
00:19:26,094 --> 00:19:27,761
which of your other exes
were girls?
523
00:19:27,829 --> 00:19:28,895
Oh. Yeah.
524
00:19:28,963 --> 00:19:31,231
- Well, uh, Sydney was a girl.
- Mm-hmm.
525
00:19:31,298 --> 00:19:32,865
Tracy was a guy.
526
00:19:32,933 --> 00:19:35,334
- Aaron was a girl.
- Jordan was a guy.
527
00:19:35,401 --> 00:19:36,535
Lane was a girl.
528
00:19:36,603 --> 00:19:38,303
- Uh, Morgan was--
- Stop.
529
00:19:38,371 --> 00:19:40,172
Just... no more, please.
530
00:19:40,240 --> 00:19:41,373
It's just, uh...
531
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,876
And Brad is a...
532
00:19:43,944 --> 00:19:45,410
man.
533
00:19:45,478 --> 00:19:48,046
- The man.
- Mm-hmm.
534
00:19:48,114 --> 00:19:48,980
Mmm.
My man.
535
00:19:49,048 --> 00:19:50,481
Mmm.
536
00:20:01,878 --> 00:20:04,314
Okay, Brad, that's enough.
537
00:20:04,381 --> 00:20:06,048
Aw! Just five more minutes.
538
00:20:06,116 --> 00:20:08,484
You said that five minutes ago.
Time for bed now.
539
00:20:08,552 --> 00:20:09,585
Oh.
540
00:20:09,653 --> 00:20:10,885
I hate bed.
541
00:20:10,953 --> 00:20:13,054
Mm. Say thank you to
the nice ladies.
542
00:20:13,122 --> 00:20:14,189
Thank you, nice ladies.
543
00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,457
Okay.
544
00:20:15,525 --> 00:20:17,459
I never get to have any fun.
545
00:20:17,527 --> 00:20:19,461
Ohh. We're about to go upstairs
and have sex right now.
546
00:20:19,529 --> 00:20:21,463
Ooh! Can you check
my pants for monsters?
547
00:20:21,531 --> 00:20:23,498
I always do.
548
00:20:26,302 --> 00:20:28,436
Mmm.
549
00:20:28,503 --> 00:20:29,603
- Mm-hmm.
- Mmm.
550
00:20:29,671 --> 00:20:30,871
- Eyes forward.
- Okay.
551
00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:32,340
Eyes forward.
Left, right. Left, right.
552
00:20:33,294 --> 00:20:35,960
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