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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,875 --> 00:00:27,167 NETFLIX PRESENTS 2 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:48,875 Just a few hours to go 3 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:51,417 until the moment everyone's been waiting for, 4 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:54,458 lying on lounge chairs or on the grass, 5 00:00:54,542 --> 00:00:56,750 eyes glued to the sky. 6 00:00:57,042 --> 00:01:00,083 Tonight, a rare phenomenon will occur. 7 00:01:00,167 --> 00:01:02,375 A total lunar eclipse. 8 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:04,458 And it certainly is rare. 9 00:01:04,542 --> 00:01:07,125 The next one is expected in 2033, 10 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:11,000 and one hasn't been seen in France since 1998. 11 00:01:11,083 --> 00:01:13,833 This is the first sighting in the 21st century. 12 00:01:13,917 --> 00:01:17,458 As luck would have it, tonight's weather conditions are ideal. 13 00:01:17,542 --> 00:01:21,375 Many onlookers will attempt to capture this moment. 14 00:01:21,708 --> 00:01:24,500 To do that, sophisticated equipment is not necessary. 15 00:01:24,583 --> 00:01:27,750 A regular camera or smartphone will do the trick. 16 00:01:27,833 --> 00:01:31,542 A word to the wise: don't be superstitious. 17 00:01:31,625 --> 00:01:33,333 Eclipses are not without risk. 18 00:01:33,417 --> 00:01:36,708 In fact, legend has it that during lunar eclipses 19 00:01:36,792 --> 00:01:39,958 incredible things can happen. 20 00:01:40,042 --> 00:01:42,833 At the precise moment the moon is completely hidden, 21 00:01:42,917 --> 00:01:45,542 time is said to stand still, 22 00:01:45,625 --> 00:01:48,708 and your deepest sins are washed away... 23 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:58,042 Your soul is condemned to be trapped in limbo for the rest of eternity. 24 00:01:58,125 --> 00:02:00,375 Simply a legend, of course, but-- 25 00:02:01,708 --> 00:02:03,792 Enough with the eclipse already! 26 00:02:09,875 --> 00:02:11,167 You look stunning. 27 00:02:13,417 --> 00:02:14,333 Thanks. 28 00:02:15,458 --> 00:02:16,708 How are you getting back? 29 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:22,167 Oh, no, not the bus. I thought I'd walk back seeing as I don't live far. 30 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:24,125 Oh, you're staying over? 31 00:02:24,208 --> 00:02:27,833 Conditions are perfect. Not a cloud… 32 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:30,375 No way! 33 00:02:31,500 --> 00:02:32,542 Definitely not! 34 00:02:33,417 --> 00:02:34,417 I'll call you back. 35 00:02:38,167 --> 00:02:39,917 You're going out like that? 36 00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:41,000 Yeah, why? 37 00:02:41,625 --> 00:02:44,083 - Where are you going tonight? - I told you, Zoé's party. 38 00:02:44,542 --> 00:02:47,333 - I don't believe you. - Don't believe me then. 39 00:02:47,417 --> 00:02:48,292 What is this? 40 00:02:49,417 --> 00:02:51,125 - You searched my bag? - No. 41 00:02:51,208 --> 00:02:54,208 - I can't believe you went through my bag! - So what? What is this? 42 00:02:54,292 --> 00:02:56,292 Condoms. It's written on the box. 43 00:02:56,792 --> 00:02:57,625 Margot... 44 00:02:58,417 --> 00:02:59,458 They're not mine. 45 00:02:59,833 --> 00:03:02,542 - Why are they in your bag? - Zoé asked me to look after them. 46 00:03:02,625 --> 00:03:05,208 Is that so? And why can't Zoé keep them herself? 47 00:03:05,292 --> 00:03:07,667 Because her mom is crazy. She goes through her stuff. 48 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,583 She should make an appointment with you. 49 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:26,875 - Don't call again! - I bet they're still up. 50 00:03:26,958 --> 00:03:29,167 She told you she was going to put them to bed. 51 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,917 Don't be silly. You'll wake them. 52 00:03:33,208 --> 00:03:35,083 - Asleep? - I can't hear anything. 53 00:03:36,083 --> 00:03:37,750 Hello? 54 00:03:38,333 --> 00:03:39,292 What do I do? 55 00:03:39,375 --> 00:03:40,625 Hold out the phone, Mom. 56 00:03:40,708 --> 00:03:43,000 Hold it out? What do you mean? 57 00:03:43,083 --> 00:03:44,417 - Like this? - Exactly. 58 00:03:45,167 --> 00:03:46,625 You need to put them to bed. 59 00:03:46,708 --> 00:03:49,250 It takes time, Charlotte. They're kids, you know. 60 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:51,208 Yes, I know. They are mine, you know. 61 00:03:51,292 --> 00:03:53,917 Mom, not too late, please. 62 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:55,500 Yes, honey, I'll do it now. 63 00:03:55,958 --> 00:03:59,125 Tell your wife I raised kids without her. 64 00:03:59,208 --> 00:04:02,083 - She should watch her tone. - Yes, I can hear you, Grandma. 65 00:04:03,542 --> 00:04:05,792 Okay, my darlings. Good night! 66 00:04:05,875 --> 00:04:07,958 - Goodnight, Daddy and Mommy. - Goodnight! 67 00:04:08,042 --> 00:04:09,208 Goodnight, honey. 68 00:04:10,250 --> 00:04:11,167 Goodnight, Mom. 69 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:20,542 Hang on. You went through her bag? 70 00:04:21,667 --> 00:04:22,500 Yes. 71 00:04:22,583 --> 00:04:23,667 You searched her bag? 72 00:04:23,750 --> 00:04:25,875 Yes... but that's not the point... 73 00:04:25,958 --> 00:04:27,208 - Yes, it is. - Vincent! 74 00:04:27,292 --> 00:04:30,875 Our daughter is rejecting the parental structure. 75 00:04:30,958 --> 00:04:32,583 Yes, but that happens to be normal. 76 00:04:32,667 --> 00:04:35,042 But she's 17, and she's lucky enough to have parents 77 00:04:35,125 --> 00:04:37,667 who are both doctors. We have to help her. 78 00:04:38,458 --> 00:04:40,000 Listen. I totally agree with you. 79 00:04:40,083 --> 00:04:42,583 She needs advice from her mother, not from a shrink. 80 00:04:53,125 --> 00:04:54,750 Was it always this high up? 81 00:04:56,708 --> 00:04:57,708 How are you? 82 00:04:57,792 --> 00:04:58,667 I'm okay. 83 00:04:59,083 --> 00:05:01,042 - Is Ben here? - No, not yet. 84 00:05:01,125 --> 00:05:03,250 - Have you met his date? - No. 85 00:05:03,333 --> 00:05:05,167 - Tiramisu. - Yes, as usual. 86 00:05:05,542 --> 00:05:08,625 Good, because Vincent's being creative again. Foie gras in milk... 87 00:05:08,708 --> 00:05:09,958 In milk? 88 00:05:10,375 --> 00:05:11,208 Hi, guys. 89 00:05:11,292 --> 00:05:12,500 Oh, hi! 90 00:05:13,583 --> 00:05:14,417 Welcome. 91 00:05:14,500 --> 00:05:16,125 You made foie gras in milk? 92 00:05:17,375 --> 00:05:18,708 It's a surprise. 93 00:05:19,083 --> 00:05:21,042 You know I'm allergic to lactose. 94 00:05:21,333 --> 00:05:22,583 But not to foie gras? 95 00:05:30,500 --> 00:05:31,333 Wait. 96 00:05:31,583 --> 00:05:32,625 Answer it. 97 00:05:32,708 --> 00:05:36,333 The dispatcher must need drivers. But I'm off this weekend. 98 00:05:36,417 --> 00:05:38,750 So don't answer. We have plans. 99 00:05:38,833 --> 00:05:39,708 Yeah... 100 00:05:40,833 --> 00:05:41,958 Dinner at my mom's. 101 00:05:42,667 --> 00:05:44,125 - I'm not kidding. - I know. 102 00:05:44,958 --> 00:05:47,375 - I was thinking of other plans. - Oh, yeah? 103 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,875 Show me the wine. The label looks cheap, no? 104 00:05:50,958 --> 00:05:53,167 No! It's from the wine shop opposite the salon. 105 00:05:53,250 --> 00:05:55,167 It's biodynamic. Apparently, it's great. 106 00:05:55,250 --> 00:05:57,208 For 25 euros, I should hope so! 107 00:05:57,292 --> 00:05:59,000 - It just needs degassing. - What? 108 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:00,625 Shaking it releases the gas. 109 00:06:00,708 --> 00:06:02,708 The wine's not expensive, the gas is. 110 00:06:03,333 --> 00:06:04,875 - Yeah, right. - What are you doing? 111 00:06:04,958 --> 00:06:07,917 - Removing the price tag. - For 25 euros, you can leave it on! 112 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,000 Even better, put it on the neck, watch. Like this. 113 00:06:11,083 --> 00:06:13,292 - "Hello, good evening!" - Honey... 114 00:06:14,042 --> 00:06:15,083 Stop it. 115 00:06:15,167 --> 00:06:17,500 This elevator takes forever. Let's take the stairs. 116 00:06:17,583 --> 00:06:20,333 - But it's here! - Let's race, first one to the top! 117 00:06:24,958 --> 00:06:25,792 Oh, yeah. 118 00:06:26,083 --> 00:06:27,417 So, what do you think? 119 00:06:28,167 --> 00:06:29,292 Well, it's white. 120 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,833 And? 121 00:06:30,917 --> 00:06:32,583 I can't digest sulfites. 122 00:06:32,917 --> 00:06:34,750 - They give me... - What? 123 00:06:35,583 --> 00:06:36,417 Heartburn. 124 00:06:36,500 --> 00:06:38,167 Does it? 125 00:06:38,250 --> 00:06:39,542 It's a good Muscadet. 126 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:40,875 I totally agree. 127 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:46,667 - Are you okay? You look a little tired. - Yes, I know. 128 00:06:46,750 --> 00:06:47,708 Would you top me up? 129 00:06:47,792 --> 00:06:50,000 - What are we having to start? - It's a surprise. 130 00:06:50,083 --> 00:06:52,417 Here's the surprise. Ben's new girl. 131 00:06:54,500 --> 00:06:55,958 - How's it going? - Good, yourself? 132 00:06:56,708 --> 00:06:57,583 Nope. 133 00:06:58,708 --> 00:07:00,667 - Where's Thomas? - On his way up. 134 00:07:01,875 --> 00:07:02,750 I win. 135 00:07:03,417 --> 00:07:05,208 I'll beat you on the way down. 136 00:07:05,542 --> 00:07:06,375 Hi, you. 137 00:07:09,250 --> 00:07:11,000 Okay, guys... 138 00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:13,042 - Okay. - How's it going? 139 00:07:14,083 --> 00:07:15,292 - How are you? - Hey. 140 00:07:15,375 --> 00:07:17,083 - Is he here? - No, he isn't here yet. 141 00:07:17,167 --> 00:07:19,625 And no, I haven't met her. Here, give me your jacket. 142 00:07:21,458 --> 00:07:22,292 Okay... 143 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:24,500 Do you guys know Ben's date? 144 00:07:24,583 --> 00:07:26,917 - No, we thought you did. - You look great! 145 00:07:27,000 --> 00:07:28,458 - It'll be a surprise. - Thanks. 146 00:07:29,083 --> 00:07:30,125 - What? - It's a surprise. 147 00:07:30,208 --> 00:07:31,458 I like the new color. 148 00:07:31,542 --> 00:07:33,042 - You think so? Thanks. - I love it. 149 00:07:33,417 --> 00:07:34,500 Here. 150 00:07:34,583 --> 00:07:35,583 - Thanks. - Sure. 151 00:07:35,667 --> 00:07:36,958 - Yeah, you look it. - Hi! 152 00:07:37,042 --> 00:07:39,250 - Hi, how are you? - Good, and yourself? 153 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:41,542 - Hi. - Hi. 154 00:07:42,792 --> 00:07:45,167 - Here. It's biodynamic. - Really? 155 00:07:45,250 --> 00:07:46,333 Which means what? 156 00:07:46,417 --> 00:07:48,917 - It means it costs a fortune. Look. - Baby! 157 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,625 - 25.90 a bottle, look! - No, stop it! 158 00:07:50,708 --> 00:07:52,792 - Better be good then. - How are you? 159 00:07:52,875 --> 00:07:54,542 - Have some Muscadet. - It's good. 160 00:07:54,625 --> 00:07:56,792 It's good, but it gives me heartburn. 161 00:07:56,875 --> 00:07:57,833 Can I help? 162 00:07:57,917 --> 00:07:59,917 No, he'll yell at you. It's a surprise. 163 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,708 - Ah, a surprise! - Yes. 164 00:08:02,292 --> 00:08:03,875 He cooked foie gras in milk. 165 00:08:03,958 --> 00:08:06,083 It's my cooking class birthday gift. 166 00:08:06,292 --> 00:08:08,125 A secret starter and a main dish. 167 00:08:08,208 --> 00:08:10,167 - It's a surprise. - It smells good. 168 00:08:10,542 --> 00:08:11,625 What's wrong? 169 00:08:12,125 --> 00:08:14,417 You didn't have to share your gift. 170 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:16,000 It was for you. 171 00:08:16,083 --> 00:08:18,125 But it's your favorite dish, with a twist. 172 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:21,208 - Are you okay? You look a bit tired. - Yes, apparently so. 173 00:08:21,292 --> 00:08:24,417 Stop by the salon. My boss is on holiday, I'll give you a free facial. 174 00:08:24,500 --> 00:08:28,458 - I'd love to, but Saturday's for the kids. - Go on, my mother can look after them. 175 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,333 No. You go. 176 00:08:30,417 --> 00:08:31,250 Me? 177 00:08:31,583 --> 00:08:33,417 My wife isn't waxing your bikini line! 178 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:34,917 Ah, no. Marco waxes his chest. 179 00:08:35,000 --> 00:08:36,750 - What? - You wax your chest? 180 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,000 That's just great. 181 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:41,500 - And you let him? - I don't have a choice! 182 00:08:41,583 --> 00:08:43,000 And he uses moisturizer. 183 00:08:43,083 --> 00:08:45,083 Why are you telling everyone? 184 00:08:45,167 --> 00:08:47,375 Wait, we've known each other for 35 years, 185 00:08:47,458 --> 00:08:49,375 and we just find out you wax your chest? 186 00:08:49,458 --> 00:08:51,250 - And uses moisturizer. - Must be so soft. 187 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:53,708 No, I don't wax. I shave occasionally, that's it. 188 00:08:53,792 --> 00:08:56,750 The moisturizer is for a hereditary problem from my father's side. 189 00:08:56,833 --> 00:08:57,917 Very dry skin. 190 00:08:58,000 --> 00:08:58,875 He's all dried out! 191 00:08:58,958 --> 00:09:01,583 - Many men use moisturizers. - There's nothing wrong with it. 192 00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:02,500 It's not funny! 193 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,167 Lots of men do that, don't they? 194 00:09:04,250 --> 00:09:07,208 - What do you think Ben's date looks like? - No idea, but be cool. 195 00:09:07,292 --> 00:09:11,042 It's his first girl since the divorce. Don't scare her off. 196 00:09:11,125 --> 00:09:14,250 Enough pistachios. There's tons of food. You'll be full. 197 00:09:14,333 --> 00:09:17,167 - I can see him with an older woman. - Totally, that's his thing. 198 00:09:17,250 --> 00:09:19,125 - Like a MIFL, but even older. - It's MILF. 199 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:20,833 - That's what I said. - You said MIFL. 200 00:09:20,917 --> 00:09:22,917 What's that? 201 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,542 A MILF? Much older than you. 202 00:09:25,625 --> 00:09:26,583 Nice. 203 00:09:26,667 --> 00:09:29,042 This wine has a weird taste. Almost like Coke. 204 00:09:29,125 --> 00:09:30,708 Darn, we didn't degas it! 205 00:09:31,083 --> 00:09:32,500 I was thinking "dump it." 206 00:09:32,583 --> 00:09:33,417 Yes? 207 00:09:33,792 --> 00:09:35,917 - 28A23. - Is it Ben? 208 00:09:36,333 --> 00:09:39,667 I've given it to you loads of times. See you in a sec. 209 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:40,583 Ben? 210 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:41,917 They're here. 211 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:49,292 - Hi. - But... 212 00:09:49,375 --> 00:09:50,208 Where's... 213 00:09:51,958 --> 00:09:52,792 What? 214 00:09:53,667 --> 00:09:54,625 You're alone? 215 00:09:54,708 --> 00:09:55,875 Oh, that... 216 00:09:56,458 --> 00:09:57,292 Stomach flu. 217 00:09:57,375 --> 00:09:59,417 - Oh, no! - So she's not coming? 218 00:09:59,833 --> 00:10:01,292 Not with stomach flu. 219 00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:03,875 - No MILF. - What a shame. 220 00:10:03,958 --> 00:10:05,792 - That means more food for us. - Vincent! 221 00:10:05,875 --> 00:10:06,958 It's going around. 222 00:10:07,042 --> 00:10:08,208 So should I stay or... 223 00:10:08,625 --> 00:10:11,250 - Of course, come in! - Sorry, come on in. 224 00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:12,250 Sorry. 225 00:10:13,917 --> 00:10:14,792 Here, Vincent. 226 00:10:15,042 --> 00:10:16,292 - What happened? - She's sick. 227 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:18,625 - Did you have a fight? - No. 228 00:10:18,708 --> 00:10:20,542 I hope these aren't biodynamic. 229 00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:22,125 They had a fight. 230 00:10:22,208 --> 00:10:23,125 No, we didn't! 231 00:10:23,583 --> 00:10:24,833 I'll take it. 232 00:10:30,917 --> 00:10:32,875 Marie, what's on the menu? 233 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,042 Don't worry, you won't be disappointed. 234 00:10:35,458 --> 00:10:36,917 How old did you say she was? 235 00:10:37,000 --> 00:10:38,917 - I didn't. - He didn't. 236 00:10:39,750 --> 00:10:42,250 Guys, we agreed. No jokes about Ben's new girlfriend. 237 00:10:42,333 --> 00:10:43,792 It's fine. She's not here. 238 00:10:43,875 --> 00:10:45,667 I'm here. What were the jokes? 239 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:49,250 We wondered what she looks like. Tall, short... 240 00:10:49,333 --> 00:10:51,500 - Brunette, blonde... - Silver gray... 241 00:10:51,583 --> 00:10:53,958 Silver gray? You see me with an old woman? 242 00:10:54,042 --> 00:10:57,167 Not necessarily. But you do like women that are a bit... 243 00:10:57,875 --> 00:10:58,833 A little what? 244 00:10:58,917 --> 00:11:00,125 Silver gray. 245 00:11:00,625 --> 00:11:02,542 - No. - Don't deny it. 246 00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:04,458 How old was your ex, Catherine? 247 00:11:04,542 --> 00:11:06,292 Don't say "was." She's not dead. 248 00:11:06,375 --> 00:11:08,708 - She could be. - Stop teasing him. 249 00:11:08,792 --> 00:11:10,208 It's your turn, my arm hurts. 250 00:11:10,292 --> 00:11:12,458 Okay, so now you're making jokes about Ben's ex? 251 00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:13,458 No, it's not that... 252 00:11:13,542 --> 00:11:15,167 Actually, she deserves it. 253 00:11:15,250 --> 00:11:17,292 - Try the pistachio in the olive. - Pistachios-- 254 00:11:17,375 --> 00:11:20,417 Stop eating! I've made lots of food. You'll be full. It's not funny. 255 00:11:20,500 --> 00:11:21,417 What did you make? 256 00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:23,000 It's a surprise. 257 00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,375 Ever wonder why you like old women? 258 00:11:45,458 --> 00:11:47,208 I don't like old women! 259 00:11:47,292 --> 00:11:50,083 Lots of old women like younger men. Like Madonna. 260 00:11:50,167 --> 00:11:52,083 It's true. Maybe it's her. 261 00:11:52,167 --> 00:11:53,833 - Who? - Ben's date could be Madonna. 262 00:11:53,917 --> 00:11:54,750 No way. 263 00:11:54,833 --> 00:11:56,750 I can't see Madonna having the stomach flu. 264 00:11:56,833 --> 00:11:57,667 Why not? 265 00:11:58,208 --> 00:11:59,917 - Come for a smoke? - I don't smoke. 266 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,833 So? Come on. 267 00:12:00,917 --> 00:12:03,667 I can picture you guys with the stomach flu, but not Madonna. 268 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:04,708 Thanks. Charming. 269 00:12:05,167 --> 00:12:07,625 This wine's a pain. It better be good. 270 00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:09,792 So who's this girl? 271 00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:13,167 Is it serious? 272 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:14,458 I don't know. 273 00:12:14,542 --> 00:12:16,542 - What do you mean you don't know? - Maybe. 274 00:12:17,875 --> 00:12:20,125 - So who's this girl? - Do we know her? 275 00:12:20,208 --> 00:12:21,042 No. 276 00:12:21,125 --> 00:12:22,542 - Are you in love? - I don't know. 277 00:12:22,625 --> 00:12:23,458 You are! 278 00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:26,250 - Look at him! - How can I know? 279 00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,417 I know. 280 00:12:28,042 --> 00:12:31,208 If you call her for more than 30 minutes a day, you're in love. 281 00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,750 And the day you stop calling, you're married. 282 00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:36,292 - Yes. - That's not true. 283 00:12:37,792 --> 00:12:38,750 What's so funny? 284 00:12:39,458 --> 00:12:40,292 Nothing. 285 00:12:41,125 --> 00:12:42,208 Girl talk. 286 00:12:42,292 --> 00:12:43,333 Girl talk? 287 00:12:44,208 --> 00:12:46,375 - Am I intruding? - No, of course not. 288 00:12:46,458 --> 00:12:48,042 Are going to taste this wine then? 289 00:12:48,125 --> 00:12:49,625 Maybe we shook it too much. 290 00:12:49,708 --> 00:12:51,375 So when do we meet her? 291 00:12:51,458 --> 00:12:53,250 Some other time. I'll be back. 292 00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:55,167 - So? - I'm not sure. 293 00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,208 - Where's he going? - Stomach flu. 294 00:12:57,542 --> 00:12:58,958 That's very tasteful. 295 00:13:01,333 --> 00:13:03,500 - What's he doing? - Did you wash your hands? 296 00:13:04,208 --> 00:13:06,083 - Picture time. - Oh, no, Ben, no pictures. 297 00:13:06,167 --> 00:13:07,167 Yes! 298 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:08,708 I bought this gadget. 299 00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:10,208 You have tons of pictures. 300 00:13:10,292 --> 00:13:14,208 Especially since third grade. It might be our only eclipse picture. 301 00:13:14,292 --> 00:13:16,500 He's right. Plus, I think it's so pretty. 302 00:13:17,542 --> 00:13:18,625 I've never seen one. 303 00:13:18,708 --> 00:13:21,458 Strange things can happen during eclipses. 304 00:13:21,542 --> 00:13:23,667 Are you really looking at all the pictures? 305 00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:26,083 Yeah. I even made a hodge-podge. 306 00:13:26,167 --> 00:13:27,167 A what? 307 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,625 - A "hodge-podge"? - Yeah. 308 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,208 Did he say "hodge-podge"? 309 00:13:30,625 --> 00:13:32,333 Do people still say that? 310 00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:34,417 The last time we said "later," we forgot. 311 00:13:34,500 --> 00:13:36,000 - Come on! - It takes three seconds. 312 00:13:36,083 --> 00:13:38,375 You're right. Last time, we didn't take one. 313 00:13:38,458 --> 00:13:39,917 Come on! 314 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,458 - One... - We did, but in a jiffy. 315 00:13:41,542 --> 00:13:42,417 Two... 316 00:13:43,333 --> 00:13:44,458 And... 317 00:13:44,542 --> 00:13:45,625 Ah! Kitchen! 318 00:13:45,708 --> 00:13:47,708 - Too late! - No! 319 00:13:47,792 --> 00:13:49,792 The starter is hot, guys. Hop to it. 320 00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:50,708 No! 321 00:13:50,792 --> 00:13:51,625 Yes! 322 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:52,917 We'll take it later. 323 00:14:03,792 --> 00:14:06,750 I don't see how it's easier to sell breast implants than shoes. 324 00:14:06,833 --> 00:14:08,583 There's different shapes and sizes... 325 00:14:08,667 --> 00:14:11,000 Some women want round ones, some pear-shaped. 326 00:14:11,083 --> 00:14:12,667 Flat-as-a-pancake ones... 327 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:14,000 What a liar! 328 00:14:14,083 --> 00:14:16,375 So a guy wants a size 11. 329 00:14:16,458 --> 00:14:18,333 But you only have a ten in stock. 330 00:14:18,417 --> 00:14:19,833 - You try anyway. - Do you manage? 331 00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:23,417 It depends. Sometimes you can give him a little stocking so it glides on. 332 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:26,417 Or if it's too big, you give him a thick pair of socks. 333 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:28,375 I've seen guys limp out the door. 334 00:14:28,875 --> 00:14:29,958 You lie to people? 335 00:14:30,042 --> 00:14:31,667 I saw something hilarious. 336 00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,625 You sell implants in pairs? 337 00:14:33,708 --> 00:14:36,083 I buy them in pairs, but I don't sell them by pair. 338 00:14:36,167 --> 00:14:39,333 - I saw something hilarious. - You buy them in pairs? 339 00:14:39,417 --> 00:14:41,458 Me too, I saw something hilarious. 340 00:14:41,875 --> 00:14:43,833 Yeah, but there are guys who work... 341 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,708 Wait a minute, Ben has a funny story. 342 00:14:51,500 --> 00:14:54,542 This old guy has an attack on the bus. He hits the deck. 343 00:14:54,625 --> 00:14:56,875 They try to save him, but he's dead. 344 00:14:56,958 --> 00:14:58,667 I hope the ending is funny. 345 00:14:59,042 --> 00:15:01,500 It is. And... Because... 346 00:15:01,583 --> 00:15:03,875 They try to reanimate him, but they can't. 347 00:15:03,958 --> 00:15:06,167 What's that thing that beeps? 348 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:07,583 An electrocardiograph. 349 00:15:07,667 --> 00:15:10,167 - Yeah, the electrocardiogram... - Not "gram," "graph." 350 00:15:10,250 --> 00:15:13,208 Whatever. It just beeps continuously. 351 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,083 - Not a good sign. - No. 352 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:19,625 And then, suddenly, "Beep, beep, beep." 353 00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:22,250 Everyone is relieved. The wife stops crying. 354 00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:23,625 But no. 355 00:15:24,500 --> 00:15:28,625 It's the old guy's phone, receiving text messages. 356 00:15:31,375 --> 00:15:35,250 They start to hope. They massage the heart again. 357 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,042 The wife starts crying again. 358 00:15:37,292 --> 00:15:39,292 And... 359 00:15:40,042 --> 00:15:42,375 Meanwhile, the beeping continues. 360 00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:43,792 The wife freaks out. 361 00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:47,292 At each beep she thinks he's alive, so she grabs the phone to switch it off. 362 00:15:47,375 --> 00:15:49,042 And she looks at it. 363 00:15:49,125 --> 00:15:50,958 And then... kaboom! 364 00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:52,375 Kaboom? 365 00:15:52,458 --> 00:15:55,417 - Go on. - She reads the texts. 366 00:15:55,500 --> 00:15:57,875 She looks at what he was receiving. 367 00:15:57,958 --> 00:16:00,417 She realizes that her husband had a mistress 368 00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:01,958 who was sexting him. 369 00:16:03,667 --> 00:16:05,500 Kinky text messages. 370 00:16:05,583 --> 00:16:09,000 - No idea what those are. - Don't deny it, you send me loads. 371 00:16:09,083 --> 00:16:09,917 Be quiet! 372 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:13,375 And so the old lady is widowed and two-timed all at once. 373 00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:20,625 That's it? 374 00:16:21,083 --> 00:16:21,917 Yes. 375 00:16:22,917 --> 00:16:24,125 That's revolting. 376 00:16:24,208 --> 00:16:27,042 You did say that it was going to be a funny story. 377 00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,792 Yeah, but... it's not funny? 378 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:31,333 Hang on, his phone wasn't locked? 379 00:16:31,417 --> 00:16:32,792 I guess not. 380 00:16:32,875 --> 00:16:34,292 How stupid can you be? 381 00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:35,292 Why? 382 00:16:35,375 --> 00:16:39,125 You have to be stupid to not lock your phone, especially if you're cheating. 383 00:16:39,792 --> 00:16:42,500 Well, that's reassuring. You lock yours, don't you? 384 00:16:43,583 --> 00:16:44,875 Of course I do... 385 00:16:45,208 --> 00:16:46,833 Everybody does. Don't you? 386 00:16:46,917 --> 00:16:48,833 No, not everybody does. 387 00:16:48,917 --> 00:16:50,750 The guy on the bus didn't. 388 00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:53,833 - No, he definitely didn't. - That's why he's stupid. 389 00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:55,125 I don't lock mine. 390 00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,125 - Me neither. - You don't? 391 00:16:57,208 --> 00:16:59,083 No, I don't. We're a "no-lock" couple. 392 00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:00,833 - We don't lock ours. - I can see that. 393 00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:06,458 So... how are the oysters? 394 00:17:08,583 --> 00:17:09,625 Not bad. 395 00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:14,292 - They're warm. It's unusual. - Less cold. 396 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,667 - Is there still an oil slick in Brittany? - For God's sake, it's squid ink. 397 00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,708 - I thought you loved oysters. - Yeah, but they give me mouth sores. 398 00:17:21,792 --> 00:17:23,250 They're oysters! 399 00:17:23,583 --> 00:17:24,958 Why didn't you say so? 400 00:17:26,083 --> 00:17:29,042 - I like the capers. - Well, next time I'll only do capers. 401 00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:30,792 - Capers au gratin. - Stop it. 402 00:17:30,875 --> 00:17:33,500 You've only cooked things I can't eat. 403 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:34,750 You can't eat anything. 404 00:17:34,833 --> 00:17:35,833 What do you eat? 405 00:17:36,250 --> 00:17:37,250 I eat everything. 406 00:17:37,792 --> 00:17:40,625 At home, my mother cooks. I eat everything. 407 00:17:40,708 --> 00:17:43,792 Yes, he eats everything mommy makes. 408 00:17:44,083 --> 00:17:45,625 You like water? 409 00:17:45,708 --> 00:17:46,583 Water, sure. 410 00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:49,458 I don't like the taste, but I can drink it. 411 00:17:49,542 --> 00:17:52,917 Mobile phones have become the black box of couples, don't you think? 412 00:17:54,042 --> 00:17:55,042 Why do you say that? 413 00:17:55,542 --> 00:17:57,750 I was thinking of Ben's story. 414 00:17:58,417 --> 00:18:00,000 Imagine the number of divorces 415 00:18:00,083 --> 00:18:02,625 if everybody went snooping through their partner's phone. 416 00:18:06,917 --> 00:18:08,833 If you've got nothing to hide... 417 00:18:10,708 --> 00:18:12,417 Go on then, let's see yours. 418 00:18:12,500 --> 00:18:13,583 My what? 419 00:18:13,667 --> 00:18:14,917 Your phone. Show me. 420 00:18:15,500 --> 00:18:16,708 But it's personal. 421 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:21,083 Make up your mind. You just said it's not a problem if you've nothing to hide. 422 00:18:21,917 --> 00:18:22,792 Okay. 423 00:18:24,833 --> 00:18:26,750 But if I show you mine, you show me yours. 424 00:18:34,125 --> 00:18:36,042 Look, their hands are shaking. 425 00:18:37,542 --> 00:18:38,375 What? 426 00:18:41,833 --> 00:18:44,417 So, Léa, Thomas can look through your phone? 427 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,000 I don't even lock mine. 428 00:18:48,083 --> 00:18:49,708 Yeah, and I'm not nosy. 429 00:18:50,875 --> 00:18:53,083 And you? You'd show yours to Vincent? 430 00:18:54,833 --> 00:18:58,042 I don't want to know what's in her phone. I don't care. 431 00:18:58,458 --> 00:18:59,625 You don't care? 432 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:02,000 No, I don't. 433 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:05,125 But if you want to see mine, no problem. 434 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,292 Just photos of fake tits and fat liposuctioned butts. 435 00:19:08,375 --> 00:19:09,417 Wow! 436 00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,250 - It's just work. - Show me. 437 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:12,833 It's confidential. 438 00:19:12,917 --> 00:19:15,333 - Come on, he saw, show me! - It's medical privacy. 439 00:19:15,417 --> 00:19:17,042 He said, "Medical privacy." 440 00:19:17,625 --> 00:19:18,708 Let's play a game. 441 00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,875 - A game? - Since we have nothing to hide, 442 00:19:21,958 --> 00:19:24,750 we could put all of our phones on the table, 443 00:19:24,833 --> 00:19:27,083 and anything received this evening, 444 00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:29,750 e-mails, texts, calls... 445 00:19:29,833 --> 00:19:31,625 all that social network stuff... 446 00:19:32,458 --> 00:19:35,833 We look at everything together and read everything out loud. 447 00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:40,750 It'll be lots of fun. 448 00:19:40,833 --> 00:19:43,917 Fun? I doubt that. It's not fun at all. 449 00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:46,792 She's right, sounds like fun to me. I'm in. 450 00:19:46,875 --> 00:19:47,833 Thanks. 451 00:19:47,917 --> 00:19:48,792 There we go. 452 00:19:53,292 --> 00:19:54,917 - Come on! - Come on! 453 00:19:56,208 --> 00:19:57,208 Ben? 454 00:19:58,792 --> 00:20:02,333 Stop with the games. The last time we played Trivial Pursuit, we fought. 455 00:20:03,750 --> 00:20:05,500 Seriously, it'll be fun. 456 00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,125 - Yeah! - No, it won't be fun at all. 457 00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:10,333 Why are you being so stubborn? 458 00:20:12,750 --> 00:20:13,583 No! 459 00:20:14,917 --> 00:20:15,833 Yes. 460 00:20:17,583 --> 00:20:20,250 Should I assume you're hiding something? 461 00:20:21,042 --> 00:20:22,042 I... 462 00:20:22,792 --> 00:20:24,000 I'm totally serious. 463 00:20:28,833 --> 00:20:29,667 Okay. 464 00:20:31,667 --> 00:20:33,167 - You don't have to. - There you go. 465 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 Thanks. 466 00:20:35,625 --> 00:20:37,708 Once we've had enough, we can stop. 467 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,583 It's fun. Like a modern version 468 00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:43,375 of "Truth or Dare" when we were kids. 469 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:46,500 Come on, honey. 470 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,375 - Honey? - Yes! 471 00:20:49,458 --> 00:20:52,042 Hell, we must be an old couple if you're saying honey! 472 00:20:52,125 --> 00:20:54,250 - If it makes you happy. - Yes, it does. 473 00:20:54,333 --> 00:20:56,667 If you're happy, I'm happy. 474 00:20:57,375 --> 00:21:00,125 Personally, I think this is pretty tacky. 475 00:21:00,208 --> 00:21:01,083 Why? 476 00:21:01,417 --> 00:21:02,667 This is a dinner party. 477 00:21:03,083 --> 00:21:05,708 Is that why you always place yours face down? 478 00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:08,708 I see. 479 00:21:10,750 --> 00:21:11,667 Very well. 480 00:21:12,167 --> 00:21:13,000 Watch. 481 00:21:14,208 --> 00:21:15,458 Face up this time. 482 00:21:16,125 --> 00:21:16,958 I love it! 483 00:21:18,458 --> 00:21:19,292 Me too. 484 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,292 - Margot! - Hi, Margot. 485 00:21:35,375 --> 00:21:37,792 - Well, I'm off. - You'll catch cold like that. 486 00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:39,375 I keep telling her that. 487 00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,042 Can I talk to you? 488 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:43,250 - She's grown up! - I'm right here. 489 00:21:43,333 --> 00:21:45,125 Actually, can you come with me, please? 490 00:21:46,917 --> 00:21:48,042 I'll be right back. 491 00:21:49,500 --> 00:21:51,917 - Let's go. - His daughter gives the orders. 492 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000 She's got him wrapped around her finger. 493 00:21:54,083 --> 00:21:55,000 What's up? 494 00:21:55,083 --> 00:21:57,292 Could you give me some money for tonight? 495 00:21:58,042 --> 00:22:01,958 - Couldn't you have asked me in there? - You know I hate asking in front of Mom. 496 00:22:11,125 --> 00:22:12,875 - Ben, pass me your plate. - No, hang on. 497 00:22:12,958 --> 00:22:14,875 - But you like this stuff. - Marie! 498 00:22:15,500 --> 00:22:17,167 What's with these oysters? 499 00:22:17,250 --> 00:22:18,708 The best is yet to come. 500 00:22:18,792 --> 00:22:21,083 - Pâté in milk. - No, it's foie gras. 501 00:22:21,542 --> 00:22:23,042 Stop! Someone got a message! 502 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:24,375 It's yours. 503 00:22:25,875 --> 00:22:27,167 "I want your body." 504 00:22:27,792 --> 00:22:28,625 Who is it? 505 00:22:28,708 --> 00:22:29,792 I don't know! 506 00:22:30,375 --> 00:22:33,042 I knew this was a bad idea. We should stop right now. 507 00:22:33,667 --> 00:22:35,083 - Who is it? - Leave it! 508 00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:38,125 The number's not saved in my phone. It's a mistake. 509 00:22:45,458 --> 00:22:46,708 It's the same number! 510 00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:48,958 - No. - Answer it! 511 00:22:49,042 --> 00:22:50,333 I don't know who it is! 512 00:22:50,417 --> 00:22:52,042 Answer and you'll find out. 513 00:22:53,625 --> 00:22:55,000 Put it on speakerphone. 514 00:22:59,458 --> 00:23:00,583 Hello, who is this? 515 00:23:03,583 --> 00:23:04,625 Hey, who is this? 516 00:23:06,333 --> 00:23:09,958 Hello? Answer, because... I don't care, I'm hanging up. 517 00:23:10,042 --> 00:23:11,292 No, you won't! 518 00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:12,958 Hang on. 519 00:23:13,958 --> 00:23:15,958 I hear breathing. Someone's there. 520 00:23:17,333 --> 00:23:18,583 Hey, we can hear you. 521 00:23:19,292 --> 00:23:20,625 Answer, or else! 522 00:23:21,458 --> 00:23:22,292 Hey! 523 00:23:24,250 --> 00:23:25,583 What the hell is this? 524 00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:27,333 Answer, damn it. 525 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,458 Hey! 526 00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:32,125 Thomas, darling... 527 00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:35,000 He's such an ass. 528 00:23:36,875 --> 00:23:37,875 You're such a... 529 00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:40,333 That'll teach him to make fun of my oysters. 530 00:23:40,417 --> 00:23:43,542 Oh, Thomas, I want to see you naked, completely naked! 531 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:47,792 I knew it was him. 532 00:23:47,875 --> 00:23:48,958 I knew it. 533 00:23:49,042 --> 00:23:51,000 Him and his dumb-ass jokes! 534 00:23:51,667 --> 00:23:53,958 No, but... This game's no good. 535 00:23:54,042 --> 00:23:55,583 I already said so. 536 00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,750 Can I have my phone back? I need to go. 537 00:23:57,833 --> 00:23:59,375 Of course. Thanks, honey. 538 00:24:00,417 --> 00:24:01,917 You could say goodbye. 539 00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,042 Sure. Bye. 540 00:24:04,792 --> 00:24:05,667 Wow... 541 00:24:05,750 --> 00:24:07,625 She isn't always like this. 542 00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:09,875 No... tonight she's being nice. 543 00:24:13,583 --> 00:24:15,458 Don't worry, you'll know what to do. 544 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,583 - "You'll know what to do?" - Yes. 545 00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:18,833 Are you pregnant? 546 00:24:20,625 --> 00:24:22,750 No, but we're working on it. 547 00:24:22,833 --> 00:24:23,917 Quite actively. 548 00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:24,958 Very actively. 549 00:24:25,042 --> 00:24:27,583 I think kids are a "choice of convenience." 550 00:24:28,083 --> 00:24:29,833 Children, convenient? 551 00:24:30,167 --> 00:24:32,250 I don't think you realize what you're saying. 552 00:24:32,333 --> 00:24:35,125 I do. Socially, it's very convenient. 553 00:24:35,208 --> 00:24:37,625 You get married, you have kids. You fit the mold. 554 00:24:37,708 --> 00:24:39,167 No questions asked. 555 00:24:39,583 --> 00:24:41,708 I don't want a child just to fit the mold. 556 00:24:41,792 --> 00:24:43,167 I have my reasons. 557 00:24:43,250 --> 00:24:44,500 Name one. 558 00:24:44,583 --> 00:24:46,917 I don't know, there are lots of them. 559 00:24:48,792 --> 00:24:50,792 For a couple, it's an achievement. 560 00:24:52,167 --> 00:24:54,833 Sorry to tell you this, but that's even worse. 561 00:24:55,375 --> 00:24:58,167 That means that neither of you can be truly happy 562 00:24:58,250 --> 00:25:00,125 because your happiness depends on another. 563 00:25:00,208 --> 00:25:01,375 That's harsh, Ben. 564 00:25:01,458 --> 00:25:02,333 Yes, I'm harsh. 565 00:25:03,750 --> 00:25:06,125 I want my happiness to depend on me. 566 00:25:06,792 --> 00:25:07,625 There. 567 00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:10,250 It's selfish, I know. Then I'll die selfish. 568 00:25:10,333 --> 00:25:11,500 And alone. 569 00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:17,083 I know the day she tells me I'm going to be a father, I'll... 570 00:25:18,375 --> 00:25:19,500 I'll cry. 571 00:25:20,333 --> 00:25:21,375 My love! 572 00:25:23,042 --> 00:25:25,625 Wait until she's 17 and talks back to you. 573 00:25:25,708 --> 00:25:27,625 That's when you'll cry. 574 00:25:28,708 --> 00:25:29,583 No way. 575 00:25:32,292 --> 00:25:34,042 It's my sister. What do I do? 576 00:25:34,125 --> 00:25:35,083 Answer it! 577 00:25:35,167 --> 00:25:37,417 It's the whole point of the game. 578 00:25:37,875 --> 00:25:39,208 Put it on speakerphone. 579 00:25:40,333 --> 00:25:41,667 You're on speakerphone! 580 00:25:42,667 --> 00:25:44,208 - He's such a pain! - Ben! 581 00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:46,500 On speakerphone? Turn it off, please. 582 00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:48,917 - I can't. - Why not? 583 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:50,292 We're playing a game. 584 00:25:50,375 --> 00:25:52,583 - Hello, Laurence. - Hi, Laurence. 585 00:25:52,667 --> 00:25:53,833 Hi, everyone. 586 00:25:53,917 --> 00:25:55,542 Forget it, I'll call you tomorrow. 587 00:25:56,208 --> 00:25:59,792 If it's about the job in Nantes, tell your friend that I'm not interested. 588 00:25:59,875 --> 00:26:01,875 We'll discuss it tomorrow. Bye. 589 00:26:06,333 --> 00:26:07,417 Shit, I messed up. 590 00:26:07,500 --> 00:26:09,125 - We noticed. - Sorry. 591 00:26:09,708 --> 00:26:11,042 What's this job in Nantes? 592 00:26:11,125 --> 00:26:15,958 Some friend told Laurence about a teaching job in a private school. 593 00:26:17,042 --> 00:26:18,375 Why don't you want it? 594 00:26:20,083 --> 00:26:20,917 It's far away. 595 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,375 It's not exactly Shanghai! 596 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:24,167 I'd love to live by the sea. 597 00:26:24,625 --> 00:26:26,167 Is Nantes by the sea? 598 00:26:26,917 --> 00:26:28,875 Yeah, more or less. 599 00:26:29,667 --> 00:26:31,917 You want me to move far away? 600 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:33,333 No! 601 00:26:33,417 --> 00:26:34,875 - Yep! - Oh, pumpkin. 602 00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:38,125 Thanks for your concern, but I've sent my CV to loads of places. 603 00:26:38,208 --> 00:26:39,750 Something will crop up. 604 00:26:39,833 --> 00:26:42,917 They can't fire you like that. If you sue them, you'll win. 605 00:26:43,583 --> 00:26:44,917 They didn't fire me. 606 00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:47,458 They didn't renew my contract. Nuance. 607 00:26:48,500 --> 00:26:50,500 Did they give you a reason? 608 00:26:51,208 --> 00:26:53,333 I think they want a new gym teacher. 609 00:26:53,750 --> 00:26:55,833 They want someone younger, I think. 610 00:27:02,833 --> 00:27:06,542 It's fine. I'll figure it out... without having to go to Nantes. 611 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,542 I'll find something else. 612 00:27:09,042 --> 00:27:10,417 Wait, they're not done. 613 00:27:10,792 --> 00:27:11,875 Yes, we are! 614 00:27:11,958 --> 00:27:13,625 But you haven't even started. 615 00:27:13,708 --> 00:27:16,042 It was great. Thanks. 616 00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:18,750 - Do you need a hand? - No, I'm fine. 617 00:27:31,208 --> 00:27:32,042 You okay? 618 00:27:32,958 --> 00:27:33,792 Yeah. 619 00:27:37,250 --> 00:27:38,375 You're drunk! 620 00:27:38,458 --> 00:27:40,000 I'm not drunk! 621 00:27:41,417 --> 00:27:43,125 It's pretty tense between you two. 622 00:27:43,625 --> 00:27:45,042 Did something happen? 623 00:27:45,125 --> 00:27:46,750 Yeah, 15 years of marriage. 624 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,042 We can't talk to each other without fighting. 625 00:27:50,542 --> 00:27:52,000 How do you do it? 626 00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:53,708 Do what? 627 00:27:54,375 --> 00:27:55,750 Get along. 628 00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,917 Have a taste. 629 00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:02,125 - No. - Go on, taste it. 630 00:28:02,208 --> 00:28:05,333 - I can't, there's milk in it. - I made yours without milk. Taste it. 631 00:28:05,417 --> 00:28:07,042 - I'll have one bite. - Go on. 632 00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:09,125 - It's hot! - No, it isn't. 633 00:28:09,792 --> 00:28:10,625 Here. 634 00:28:13,625 --> 00:28:15,292 - It's hot! - Yeah, but it's good. 635 00:28:15,875 --> 00:28:18,708 - It is. Did you add capers? - No. 636 00:28:20,125 --> 00:28:20,958 You should. 637 00:28:21,833 --> 00:28:22,667 Okay... 638 00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:25,125 Seriously, you and Marie... 639 00:28:25,917 --> 00:28:27,292 what's your secret? 640 00:28:28,750 --> 00:28:29,750 I play it by ear. 641 00:28:31,250 --> 00:28:32,417 And sometimes I don't. 642 00:28:38,792 --> 00:28:39,750 Pass me the dish. 643 00:28:44,208 --> 00:28:46,083 - What's this? - Broccoli purée. 644 00:28:47,458 --> 00:28:48,375 Here it comes! 645 00:28:51,083 --> 00:28:53,083 - What's that? - Foie gras in milk. 646 00:28:53,583 --> 00:28:56,667 Don't start yet. The side dish isn't ready yet. 647 00:28:59,542 --> 00:29:00,583 It's mine! 648 00:29:01,292 --> 00:29:02,292 It's my father. 649 00:29:03,125 --> 00:29:04,042 Hi, Dad. 650 00:29:04,125 --> 00:29:05,625 How are you, sweetheart? 651 00:29:05,708 --> 00:29:07,958 Good. We're having dinner with friends. 652 00:29:08,875 --> 00:29:12,833 I'l be quick. I just spoke to Weiss. He can operate on you next month. 653 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:14,583 I'll send you his number. 654 00:29:14,667 --> 00:29:15,958 Thanks, Dad. 655 00:29:16,042 --> 00:29:18,333 - Kiss Mom for me? - Yes. 656 00:29:18,417 --> 00:29:19,750 - Bye, sweetheart. - Bye. 657 00:29:28,708 --> 00:29:30,375 What's up? 658 00:29:31,542 --> 00:29:33,750 What's this operation? 659 00:29:35,583 --> 00:29:37,750 It's nothing serious. 660 00:29:40,875 --> 00:29:43,042 It's an augmentation mammoplasty. 661 00:29:45,875 --> 00:29:47,583 I'm having my boobs done. 662 00:29:49,708 --> 00:29:50,625 I need wine. 663 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:54,792 You? A boob job? 664 00:29:56,458 --> 00:29:57,750 Yes... me. 665 00:29:59,292 --> 00:30:01,083 Why? You're a shrink. 666 00:30:02,083 --> 00:30:02,917 So what? 667 00:30:03,000 --> 00:30:04,042 She's right. 668 00:30:04,125 --> 00:30:07,583 Therapists don't get boob jobs. 669 00:30:07,667 --> 00:30:09,125 Yeah, it's weird. 670 00:30:09,667 --> 00:30:11,208 What do they get done? 671 00:30:11,667 --> 00:30:12,500 Nothing. 672 00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:14,458 Nothing! 673 00:30:14,875 --> 00:30:16,333 Why not, if I want to? 674 00:30:16,417 --> 00:30:17,583 That's the problem. 675 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,000 You shouldn't want to. 676 00:30:20,708 --> 00:30:21,542 You're a shrink! 677 00:30:22,083 --> 00:30:24,500 Yeah, as a shrink, you should accept your body, right? 678 00:30:24,583 --> 00:30:25,500 Exactly. 679 00:30:25,583 --> 00:30:28,125 A woman who gets her boobs done doesn't accept herself? 680 00:30:28,208 --> 00:30:29,083 No. 681 00:30:30,750 --> 00:30:33,250 Listen, I accept my entire body, except my breasts. 682 00:30:36,833 --> 00:30:39,083 Why isn't Vincent doing the operation? 683 00:30:39,708 --> 00:30:41,750 I bet you have to pay the other guy. 684 00:30:41,833 --> 00:30:44,833 Because Daddy wants what's best for his precious little girl. 685 00:30:44,917 --> 00:30:47,958 Dr. Weiss of Geneva, surgeon to the stars! 686 00:30:48,375 --> 00:30:50,750 Not me, who sucks fat from cashiers and hairdressers. 687 00:30:51,792 --> 00:30:54,917 Her father dreamed she'd marry a cardiologist, a neurologist... 688 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:57,208 Here we go again with your ridiculous complex. 689 00:30:57,292 --> 00:30:58,292 Am I wrong? 690 00:30:58,958 --> 00:31:01,792 A husband can't operate on his wife's breasts. 691 00:31:01,875 --> 00:31:03,042 It's obvious. 692 00:31:03,750 --> 00:31:06,375 You wouldn't come to me for therapy. 693 00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:11,083 You don't even believe in what I do. 694 00:31:11,167 --> 00:31:12,208 I don't disagree. 695 00:31:12,292 --> 00:31:14,750 - Stop it. - In fact, our jobs have a lot in common. 696 00:31:15,208 --> 00:31:18,583 You fix heads, I fix asses and tits. All to make people feel better. 697 00:31:18,667 --> 00:31:21,000 Except with you, it takes years. With me, two hours. 698 00:31:21,083 --> 00:31:23,083 I agree, it's not as chic, but it is faster. 699 00:31:26,042 --> 00:31:27,958 Calm down! It's just the broccoli. 700 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:31,792 Wait... There's no more... I'll get more wine. 701 00:31:32,542 --> 00:31:34,458 Anyone want more white? Yes? 702 00:31:34,542 --> 00:31:36,542 All right, I'll get it. 703 00:31:39,917 --> 00:31:40,833 Broccoli? 704 00:31:44,208 --> 00:31:46,042 We're stopping at McDonald's afterwards. 705 00:31:51,583 --> 00:31:53,833 Benoît, I have a small problem. 706 00:31:54,333 --> 00:31:55,417 I need your help. 707 00:31:55,500 --> 00:31:57,667 When you use my full name, it's not a good sign. 708 00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,750 No, don't worry, it's no big deal. 709 00:32:00,125 --> 00:32:01,500 Well, kind of. 710 00:32:02,792 --> 00:32:06,833 Okay... I have friend. Every night, she sends me... 711 00:32:07,667 --> 00:32:08,625 What? 712 00:32:09,083 --> 00:32:09,917 A photo of her. 713 00:32:10,500 --> 00:32:12,125 - I see. - No, you don't. 714 00:32:12,208 --> 00:32:13,292 - I can imagine. - No! 715 00:32:13,833 --> 00:32:17,250 It's not what you think. It's a private joke. Just for laughs. 716 00:32:17,333 --> 00:32:18,583 - For laughs? Okay. - Yeah. 717 00:32:18,667 --> 00:32:20,792 I bet your wife won't laugh. 718 00:32:20,875 --> 00:32:23,333 Precisely. That's where you come in. 719 00:32:24,667 --> 00:32:25,583 I don't follow. 720 00:32:26,292 --> 00:32:27,667 We have the same phone. 721 00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:30,958 We swap them until I get the photo. 722 00:32:31,042 --> 00:32:33,125 Then I'm the sleazebag. Thanks. 723 00:32:33,208 --> 00:32:35,625 - What do you care? You're single. - No, I'm not! 724 00:32:37,208 --> 00:32:38,667 I'm not single anymore. 725 00:32:38,750 --> 00:32:40,333 Tonight, you are. 726 00:32:41,292 --> 00:32:43,375 I barely know this girl. I've never met her. 727 00:32:45,083 --> 00:32:45,917 Benoît. 728 00:32:47,167 --> 00:32:49,042 We've been friends since third grade. 729 00:32:50,167 --> 00:32:51,292 You have to help me. 730 00:32:52,875 --> 00:32:54,583 Charlotte is also my friend. 731 00:32:54,667 --> 00:32:58,250 Not for as long, but still... It makes me uncomfortable. 732 00:32:58,333 --> 00:32:59,250 Uncomfortable? 733 00:33:00,375 --> 00:33:03,583 I'm asking to help avoid a disaster and you're uncomfortable? 734 00:33:04,042 --> 00:33:06,667 A family torn apart, kids being shunted back and forth. 735 00:33:06,750 --> 00:33:08,917 Screaming and crying, thanks to who? 736 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,625 Mister Uncomfortable. 737 00:33:13,833 --> 00:33:14,917 What kind of photo? 738 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:17,167 It's nothing... really. 739 00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:20,375 Come on, Ben. 740 00:33:23,208 --> 00:33:24,500 - No. - What? 741 00:33:25,708 --> 00:33:26,542 No. 742 00:33:27,792 --> 00:33:29,500 - Ben? - No, no way. 743 00:33:29,583 --> 00:33:30,417 What? 744 00:33:31,583 --> 00:33:32,417 Ben! 745 00:33:33,583 --> 00:33:34,417 Come back! 746 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,667 Let's rent a yurt. 747 00:33:39,750 --> 00:33:40,667 - A yurt? - Yeah. 748 00:33:41,125 --> 00:33:42,750 Yeah. Or we could go to Normandy. 749 00:33:42,833 --> 00:33:46,083 - No, I've had enough of... - Let's do something different for once! 750 00:33:46,167 --> 00:33:49,583 - Rain jackets in August, no thanks. - What do you want me to do in a yurt? 751 00:33:49,667 --> 00:33:50,708 Wait, I'll serve you. 752 00:33:50,792 --> 00:33:55,042 But... staying in a yurt is a fun activity. 753 00:33:55,125 --> 00:33:57,167 We can have fun elsewhere. 754 00:33:57,250 --> 00:33:59,125 How about a cruise on a canal boat? 755 00:33:59,208 --> 00:34:01,500 - What the hell am I going to do there? - Great idea! 756 00:34:01,583 --> 00:34:03,167 But Marie gets seasick. 757 00:34:03,250 --> 00:34:06,500 If I'm pregnant this summer, so will I. 758 00:34:16,917 --> 00:34:20,083 I didn't get enough bread, but usually you guys never eat it all. 759 00:34:20,167 --> 00:34:22,167 Usually, we eat everything else. 760 00:34:34,917 --> 00:34:36,125 What's up? 761 00:34:37,375 --> 00:34:39,250 I don't know if I can tell you. 762 00:34:41,250 --> 00:34:44,208 But Charlotte, you know you can tell me anything. 763 00:34:45,625 --> 00:34:47,500 Yeah. You're right. 764 00:34:48,125 --> 00:34:49,000 Here it is. 765 00:34:50,083 --> 00:34:51,042 Your husband... 766 00:34:53,333 --> 00:34:55,250 Your husband is seeing a shrink! 767 00:34:57,708 --> 00:34:58,875 - Vincent? - Yes. 768 00:34:59,375 --> 00:35:02,500 Don't say a word. I swore to Marco I wouldn't tell you. 769 00:35:04,333 --> 00:35:05,250 That's me! 770 00:35:07,417 --> 00:35:08,458 Steve Jobs? 771 00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:13,958 It's mine! 772 00:35:15,583 --> 00:35:16,542 Steve Jobs. 773 00:35:18,500 --> 00:35:20,083 It's okay, it's just work. 774 00:35:22,417 --> 00:35:23,708 Well, answer it. 775 00:35:24,875 --> 00:35:25,708 Answer it. 776 00:35:26,917 --> 00:35:28,250 I told you, it's work. 777 00:35:28,333 --> 00:35:30,375 It'll be boring and long, it's not... 778 00:35:30,750 --> 00:35:33,250 If we start cheating, I'm out. 779 00:35:33,333 --> 00:35:34,250 Yeah. 780 00:35:36,083 --> 00:35:37,875 Somebody's suspicious. 781 00:35:44,417 --> 00:35:45,542 Hello? 782 00:35:46,708 --> 00:35:48,000 Hello, Jean-Yves? 783 00:35:49,667 --> 00:35:50,500 Mrs. Courtois? 784 00:35:50,583 --> 00:35:52,958 Yes. Good evening, Jean-Yves. 785 00:35:53,042 --> 00:35:54,458 Good evening, Mrs. Courtois. 786 00:35:54,542 --> 00:35:57,750 I'm sorry to call so late, but I'm on holiday tomorrow. 787 00:35:58,083 --> 00:35:59,417 Your computer is ready. 788 00:36:00,208 --> 00:36:02,667 - Thank you so much. - I'll leave it at reception. 789 00:36:02,750 --> 00:36:04,583 Perfect. I'll get it Monday. 790 00:36:05,083 --> 00:36:06,583 - Yes. - And... 791 00:36:06,667 --> 00:36:08,833 Enjoy your holiday. Where are you going? 792 00:36:09,292 --> 00:36:12,708 To the beach with my wife. It's the honeymoon we never had. 793 00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:14,458 Good luck. 794 00:36:16,417 --> 00:36:17,625 Yes, thanks. 795 00:36:18,333 --> 00:36:19,875 Bye now. 796 00:36:20,667 --> 00:36:22,708 There you go. Happy now? 797 00:36:24,833 --> 00:36:25,792 Steve Jobs? 798 00:36:26,583 --> 00:36:28,167 He's the IT guy. 799 00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:30,875 Zidane sounded wrong. 800 00:36:36,083 --> 00:36:38,833 Speaking of football... "Pascal: game tomorrow." 801 00:36:38,917 --> 00:36:40,458 Yup. I got it too. 802 00:36:40,542 --> 00:36:41,542 I got the same. 803 00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:45,333 We're playing tomorrow? I didn't get anything. 804 00:36:48,625 --> 00:36:51,750 - Maybe you don't have any signal. - Yeah, it's pretty weak here. 805 00:36:51,833 --> 00:36:53,042 Who's your provider? 806 00:36:55,208 --> 00:36:56,583 You kicked me off the team? 807 00:36:56,667 --> 00:36:58,625 - Don't look at me. - Of course not! 808 00:36:59,250 --> 00:37:00,667 You really are assholes. 809 00:37:01,000 --> 00:37:04,500 You only call me when you need a goalkeeper. I'm the only pro here. 810 00:37:04,583 --> 00:37:05,417 Pro? 811 00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:07,417 I'm a gym teacher, aren't I? 812 00:37:08,042 --> 00:37:09,125 Of course. 813 00:37:10,167 --> 00:37:12,083 Reboot the phone. That might help. 814 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:16,375 Or hold it higher. You might pick up the network. 815 00:37:22,042 --> 00:37:22,958 What? 816 00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:30,500 - "Carole Dispatcher." - Not again! 817 00:37:30,583 --> 00:37:32,167 "Call me. Super urgent!!!" 818 00:37:32,875 --> 00:37:34,375 With three exclamation marks! 819 00:37:34,458 --> 00:37:35,792 Who is this Carole 820 00:37:35,875 --> 00:37:38,625 who you have to call back super urgently? 821 00:37:38,708 --> 00:37:39,792 The taxi dispatcher. 822 00:37:40,417 --> 00:37:42,917 "Car needed at the corner of St. Paul's in ten minutes." 823 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,625 Well, call her back then. 824 00:37:44,708 --> 00:37:47,542 That's the game, isn't it? I had to answer Steve Jobs. 825 00:37:47,625 --> 00:37:49,708 Time-out. Really... 826 00:37:49,792 --> 00:37:51,708 No, there is no time-out! 827 00:37:51,792 --> 00:37:54,542 - She'll ruin our weekend. Seriously. - Yeah, exactly. 828 00:37:54,625 --> 00:37:56,917 - You're all cheating. I'm done. - Hey! 829 00:37:57,000 --> 00:37:58,250 Come on, Marco. 830 00:37:58,333 --> 00:38:01,417 If she needs me to work, I'll have to leave right now. 831 00:38:01,500 --> 00:38:02,958 - You see? - Okay, time-out. 832 00:38:03,042 --> 00:38:04,792 Too bad. We wanted to meet Carole. 833 00:38:04,875 --> 00:38:06,958 With three exclamation marks. Pass the bread? 834 00:38:07,042 --> 00:38:09,375 Honestly, you'd all have been disappointed. 835 00:38:09,458 --> 00:38:11,000 She's really trashy. 836 00:38:11,083 --> 00:38:13,625 Horrible tattoos with fake boobs. 837 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:14,708 Thanks a lot! 838 00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:16,542 What I mean is... 839 00:38:16,917 --> 00:38:18,583 Shit, sorry. I... 840 00:38:18,917 --> 00:38:20,583 They're not just fake... 841 00:38:21,208 --> 00:38:22,625 I mean, they're fake, 842 00:38:22,708 --> 00:38:24,708 but they're... 843 00:38:24,792 --> 00:38:26,375 Hers are... 844 00:38:26,458 --> 00:38:28,125 they're too fake. 845 00:38:30,917 --> 00:38:32,375 What's wrong with him? 846 00:38:32,458 --> 00:38:33,375 Stomach flu? 847 00:38:33,458 --> 00:38:36,167 Are you ready? Go! One two, one two... 848 00:38:38,167 --> 00:38:39,375 What are you doing? 849 00:38:39,458 --> 00:38:41,458 It's a new app. "Fizz Up." 850 00:38:42,417 --> 00:38:43,792 A 20-week training program. 851 00:38:43,875 --> 00:38:45,625 Twenty seconds whenever it beeps. 852 00:38:45,917 --> 00:38:47,375 Do you lose 20 kilos? 853 00:38:47,458 --> 00:38:48,542 No, eight. 854 00:38:48,625 --> 00:38:49,833 That's a rip off! 855 00:38:49,917 --> 00:38:51,417 Twenty weeks? When did you start? 856 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:52,333 Yesterday. 857 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:54,917 Sorry, I have no choice. Every beep. 858 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,292 Even at night? 859 00:38:56,375 --> 00:38:57,500 If it beeps, yes. 860 00:38:57,583 --> 00:38:59,500 Just turn it off. Who will know? 861 00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:00,708 See you later. 862 00:39:00,792 --> 00:39:02,375 No, I can't. 863 00:39:03,042 --> 00:39:04,083 I don't cheat. 864 00:39:04,167 --> 00:39:06,208 - I would, if I were you. - Me too. 865 00:39:06,292 --> 00:39:08,500 Twenty weeks, day and night, what a nightmare. 866 00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:11,542 You know, with liposuction, you can sleep at night. 867 00:39:12,708 --> 00:39:13,792 I don't like needles. 868 00:39:15,292 --> 00:39:17,542 I want to be a credible gym teacher. 869 00:39:17,625 --> 00:39:20,833 And then maybe the football texts won't get lost anymore. 870 00:39:21,583 --> 00:39:24,083 Does your app know how much foie gras you ate? 871 00:39:24,167 --> 00:39:26,083 Quality food isn't fattening. 872 00:39:26,167 --> 00:39:28,042 Well, in that case, help yourself! 873 00:39:29,583 --> 00:39:31,000 I'm such an idiot! 874 00:39:31,083 --> 00:39:34,250 At least it's not biodynamic. It would burn a hole. 875 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:35,917 Come to the kitchen. 876 00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:37,000 Don't worry about it. 877 00:39:37,083 --> 00:39:39,125 - No, it'll stain. - I'll just change shirts. 878 00:39:39,208 --> 00:39:41,917 Come on. It'll stain if I don't wet it. 879 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:43,250 - Okay. - Come on. 880 00:39:43,333 --> 00:39:44,250 She's so clumsy. 881 00:39:44,333 --> 00:39:46,167 Bye-bye, tailor-made shirt! 882 00:39:48,667 --> 00:39:49,500 It's done. 883 00:39:50,208 --> 00:39:51,042 What? 884 00:39:54,208 --> 00:39:56,042 No! I said no. 885 00:39:56,708 --> 00:39:57,542 Too late. 886 00:39:59,667 --> 00:40:00,625 I said no! 887 00:40:02,875 --> 00:40:04,833 Hey! This summer... 888 00:40:05,417 --> 00:40:07,250 white water rafting in Ardèche. 889 00:40:07,708 --> 00:40:10,083 - Don't be silly, Marco. You can't swim. - True. 890 00:40:10,625 --> 00:40:11,792 I'm so clumsy. 891 00:40:12,750 --> 00:40:13,583 I'm sorry. 892 00:40:29,458 --> 00:40:30,833 Why didn't you tell me? 893 00:40:32,500 --> 00:40:33,333 About what? 894 00:40:35,125 --> 00:40:36,417 About the shrink. 895 00:40:45,042 --> 00:40:46,708 Who is it? Do I know them? 896 00:40:47,042 --> 00:40:47,875 No. 897 00:40:51,542 --> 00:40:53,000 How long have you been going? 898 00:40:54,792 --> 00:40:55,625 Six months. 899 00:41:01,833 --> 00:41:02,708 Are you mad? 900 00:41:02,792 --> 00:41:03,667 No. 901 00:41:07,667 --> 00:41:08,583 Yes, a little. 902 00:41:14,500 --> 00:41:15,750 What made you decide? 903 00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:18,833 I don't know... 904 00:41:19,458 --> 00:41:20,375 Lots of things. 905 00:41:24,667 --> 00:41:26,417 We can't become like Ken and Barbie. 906 00:41:28,250 --> 00:41:30,500 You, with plastic tits, and me, with no balls. 907 00:41:40,000 --> 00:41:41,417 I'll go and get changed. 908 00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:47,333 Kiss me before you eat that. 909 00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:48,417 It's good. Taste it. 910 00:41:48,750 --> 00:41:50,583 - It's good. - No, it smells weird. 911 00:41:53,125 --> 00:41:53,958 Pardon. 912 00:41:55,125 --> 00:41:57,875 - It's heavy and fatty. - It's fatty? 913 00:41:57,958 --> 00:42:00,500 Oh, yeah, very fatty. Really hard to digest. 914 00:42:01,250 --> 00:42:04,000 - Everything okay, Marie? - Yeah, he's just changing his shirt. 915 00:42:04,083 --> 00:42:05,500 - Is it good? - Yeah, it's great. 916 00:42:05,583 --> 00:42:07,417 It's good, but it's a little... 917 00:42:07,792 --> 00:42:09,458 It's a bit too fatty for me. 918 00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:12,167 - Whose is it? - It's yours, Ben. 919 00:42:13,208 --> 00:42:15,458 - A photo! - "X"? 920 00:42:15,542 --> 00:42:16,583 Who's "X"? 921 00:42:16,667 --> 00:42:19,417 - How mysterious. - Yeah, who is this "X"? 922 00:42:20,917 --> 00:42:24,583 Just a work colleague from St. Genevieve's. 923 00:42:25,375 --> 00:42:27,208 She's not a teacher, she's a... 924 00:42:28,167 --> 00:42:31,500 She works in admin, but she's not tenured. 925 00:42:31,583 --> 00:42:33,125 I think she's in training. 926 00:42:33,458 --> 00:42:36,667 And... she sends me photos... sometimes. 927 00:42:36,750 --> 00:42:39,208 Not... not very often. 928 00:42:39,958 --> 00:42:40,792 Let's see. 929 00:42:40,875 --> 00:42:43,333 No, they're boring. I never open them. 930 00:42:43,417 --> 00:42:45,833 Come on. Play the game, Ben. Show us the picture. 931 00:42:45,917 --> 00:42:48,583 - Show us the picture! - We all want to see the photo! 932 00:42:49,083 --> 00:42:50,417 Even he doesn't look at them. 933 00:42:50,500 --> 00:42:52,417 Yeah, but we can look at it all together. 934 00:42:52,500 --> 00:42:54,125 - Show us! - It's the rules! 935 00:42:54,625 --> 00:42:55,458 Show us! 936 00:42:55,542 --> 00:42:57,333 - Show us the picture. - Show us! 937 00:42:59,167 --> 00:43:00,000 Holy shit! 938 00:43:00,083 --> 00:43:01,625 - Oh, wow! - You'll break it. 939 00:43:01,708 --> 00:43:04,167 Show us what's on your phone! 940 00:43:04,542 --> 00:43:06,292 Oh, boy! 941 00:43:07,375 --> 00:43:08,917 - What? - Way to go, "X"! 942 00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:09,833 Show us! 943 00:43:09,917 --> 00:43:11,708 You naughty boy! 944 00:43:11,792 --> 00:43:13,958 Look, how flexible she is! 945 00:43:14,042 --> 00:43:14,875 Show us! 946 00:43:14,958 --> 00:43:16,750 - Look how flexible she is! - Yeah, I saw. 947 00:43:16,833 --> 00:43:17,833 Show me! 948 00:43:17,917 --> 00:43:19,667 Vincent! 949 00:43:19,750 --> 00:43:20,917 No, it's not for girls. 950 00:43:21,000 --> 00:43:23,500 Don't look. Vincent, come here! 951 00:43:23,583 --> 00:43:25,458 It's your specialty. Vincent! 952 00:43:25,542 --> 00:43:27,208 Let me see! 953 00:43:27,292 --> 00:43:30,083 - I want your opinion, what do you think? - Holy cow! 954 00:43:30,167 --> 00:43:31,417 Come on, show us! 955 00:43:31,500 --> 00:43:33,833 I don't even know which way up it goes. 956 00:43:34,042 --> 00:43:36,708 - Let us see! - It's not for girls! 957 00:43:36,792 --> 00:43:40,250 - Charlotte! - They're going wild. Take it! 958 00:43:40,333 --> 00:43:41,250 They're insane! 959 00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:43,292 Oh, my goodness! 960 00:43:44,125 --> 00:43:46,958 - This girl was your date tonight? - No, that's not her. 961 00:43:47,042 --> 00:43:48,542 That's disgusting. 962 00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:50,625 Show Marco! 963 00:43:50,708 --> 00:43:52,167 I saw it, Charlotte. 964 00:43:52,250 --> 00:43:53,458 How do you even do that? 965 00:43:53,542 --> 00:43:55,667 That's impossible to do with the stomach flu. 966 00:43:55,750 --> 00:43:57,083 I can't even do it. 967 00:43:58,708 --> 00:44:00,958 Definitely risky, in my medical opinion. 968 00:44:02,875 --> 00:44:03,708 Who is this "X"? 969 00:44:03,792 --> 00:44:04,917 - Isn't this fun? - Nice. 970 00:44:05,000 --> 00:44:06,583 Who is this "X"? 971 00:44:06,667 --> 00:44:08,792 It's a private joke. For laughs. 972 00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:11,083 I just love your sense of humor. 973 00:44:11,875 --> 00:44:13,708 - To "X"! - To X-Woman! 974 00:44:13,792 --> 00:44:15,958 I don't know her, but I like her. 975 00:44:16,042 --> 00:44:16,958 Definitely. 976 00:44:17,500 --> 00:44:19,583 - Will you try that for me? - Come on, Marco! 977 00:44:20,167 --> 00:44:21,000 Yes. 978 00:44:22,208 --> 00:44:23,167 To "X." 979 00:44:27,292 --> 00:44:28,375 Whose is it? 980 00:44:29,625 --> 00:44:30,542 Yours. 981 00:44:31,375 --> 00:44:34,458 - What's with that ridiculous ringtone? - I don't know. 982 00:44:34,792 --> 00:44:37,167 The kids must have been playing with it. 983 00:44:39,417 --> 00:44:43,292 It's... Julien. How nice. He's asking how I am. 984 00:44:44,208 --> 00:44:45,458 Not very interesting. 985 00:44:47,208 --> 00:44:48,125 But nice. 986 00:44:48,583 --> 00:44:49,458 Okay... 987 00:44:50,875 --> 00:44:52,333 But who is Julien? 988 00:44:53,583 --> 00:44:56,375 Julien is a work colleague, like your Jean-Yves. 989 00:44:56,958 --> 00:44:59,750 He's in the legal department. A really nice guy. 990 00:45:00,750 --> 00:45:02,167 You met at the office party. 991 00:45:03,083 --> 00:45:04,542 You even spoke to him. 992 00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:05,542 You did! 993 00:45:06,167 --> 00:45:07,083 I don't remember. 994 00:45:07,167 --> 00:45:08,333 That's the problem. 995 00:45:08,417 --> 00:45:10,458 You never remember. It's not easy. 996 00:45:10,542 --> 00:45:12,583 And why does he want to know how you are? 997 00:45:12,667 --> 00:45:13,583 At this hour? 998 00:45:13,917 --> 00:45:14,875 Because... 999 00:45:14,958 --> 00:45:18,792 we argued this afternoon over a stupid accounting issue. 1000 00:45:19,500 --> 00:45:20,708 Which is it? 1001 00:45:20,792 --> 00:45:22,125 Stupid or nice? 1002 00:45:22,208 --> 00:45:23,750 Nice and stupid. Okay? 1003 00:45:23,833 --> 00:45:26,042 It can be both, you know. 1004 00:45:26,125 --> 00:45:29,250 I'll tell him I'm at dinner with friends and we'll talk on Monday. 1005 00:45:29,333 --> 00:45:31,500 - No big deal. - Hang on... 1006 00:45:31,583 --> 00:45:33,833 Why tell him where you are? Who cares? 1007 00:45:33,917 --> 00:45:35,875 He's a guy from work you barely know. 1008 00:45:35,958 --> 00:45:37,542 Just tell him you're sleeping. 1009 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:40,833 If you want to make up, don't lie. 1010 00:45:40,917 --> 00:45:43,833 Especially when it's only 9:30 p.m. It sounds fishy. 1011 00:45:43,917 --> 00:45:44,875 Very odd. 1012 00:45:44,958 --> 00:45:47,583 Who cares? He can tell the truth. 1013 00:45:47,667 --> 00:45:48,875 Yeah, I'll tell the truth. 1014 00:45:48,958 --> 00:45:49,792 No! 1015 00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:52,833 - Ben! - This guy's insane! 1016 00:45:52,917 --> 00:45:54,542 What happened to privacy? 1017 00:45:54,625 --> 00:45:56,292 It used to be, "Hi, how are you?" 1018 00:45:56,375 --> 00:45:59,042 Now it's, "Hi, where are you?" Who cares where we are? 1019 00:45:59,125 --> 00:46:00,417 Leave us alone! 1020 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:02,708 Ben's right. He just asked how I was. 1021 00:46:02,792 --> 00:46:03,833 Exactly! 1022 00:46:04,750 --> 00:46:06,333 Where you are is your business. 1023 00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:11,833 Those things are the death of privacy. 1024 00:46:13,125 --> 00:46:17,208 We're willing victims, losing our free will little by little. 1025 00:46:17,292 --> 00:46:19,292 I totally agree with you. 1026 00:46:19,375 --> 00:46:20,708 In fact, I won't answer him. 1027 00:46:20,792 --> 00:46:22,125 - There. - No, you won't answer! 1028 00:46:22,208 --> 00:46:23,333 Because you are free! 1029 00:46:23,917 --> 00:46:24,750 Whose is that? 1030 00:46:24,833 --> 00:46:25,875 It's Vincent's. 1031 00:46:25,958 --> 00:46:26,875 Vincent. SMS. 1032 00:46:29,792 --> 00:46:31,000 I have an e-mail! 1033 00:46:31,292 --> 00:46:33,000 Okay, but Vincent goes first. 1034 00:46:35,833 --> 00:46:36,792 Okay... 1035 00:46:41,625 --> 00:46:42,542 What? 1036 00:46:52,333 --> 00:46:53,250 So? 1037 00:47:01,458 --> 00:47:03,917 There's 30% off at the garden store and I can't go. 1038 00:47:04,792 --> 00:47:05,667 What an idiot. 1039 00:47:07,125 --> 00:47:08,583 Your turn, Charlotte. 1040 00:47:08,667 --> 00:47:09,500 No, wait! 1041 00:47:10,750 --> 00:47:12,542 - Chill out! - He's crazy. 1042 00:47:12,833 --> 00:47:14,792 "Cyril says, 'Read last e-mail.'" 1043 00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:16,167 It's Siri, not Cyril. 1044 00:47:17,417 --> 00:47:19,625 I found one e-mail at 9:39 p.m. 1045 00:47:19,708 --> 00:47:22,583 Senior Residence retirement home sent you an e-mail 1046 00:47:22,667 --> 00:47:24,417 regarding your application. 1047 00:47:24,500 --> 00:47:28,708 It reads: "Madam, we confirm receipt of your application 1048 00:47:28,792 --> 00:47:30,917 to the Les Lilas residence for seniors. 1049 00:47:31,000 --> 00:47:32,375 We will contact you shortly 1050 00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:34,667 so you can take advantage of the first free month 1051 00:47:34,750 --> 00:47:37,250 upon confirmation of becoming a resident. 1052 00:47:37,333 --> 00:47:40,083 Caroline Agranier, Director of Les Lilas Senior Residence." 1053 00:47:40,167 --> 00:47:41,458 Would you like to reply? 1054 00:47:41,542 --> 00:47:43,042 - Would you like to reply? - No. 1055 00:47:43,833 --> 00:47:45,292 No! 1056 00:47:51,417 --> 00:47:52,583 A senior residence? 1057 00:47:52,667 --> 00:47:55,292 Who are these crazy people? 1058 00:47:55,375 --> 00:47:57,208 Sending e-mails at this hour. 1059 00:47:57,292 --> 00:47:58,125 What is it? 1060 00:47:58,625 --> 00:47:59,667 A nursing home? 1061 00:48:00,208 --> 00:48:01,042 I don't know. 1062 00:48:02,750 --> 00:48:03,833 Yes, I do! 1063 00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:08,583 Not last weekend, but last week, I went there with a friend, 1064 00:48:09,000 --> 00:48:12,833 a work colleague, who wanted to move her mother there. 1065 00:48:12,917 --> 00:48:14,792 So, I took a look around, 1066 00:48:14,875 --> 00:48:17,667 and it was... so beautiful. 1067 00:48:18,750 --> 00:48:20,833 I guess I asked for information. 1068 00:48:21,417 --> 00:48:22,542 "Information"? 1069 00:48:22,958 --> 00:48:24,875 Because they mentioned an application. 1070 00:48:26,500 --> 00:48:28,167 You'd send my mother to a home? 1071 00:48:28,250 --> 00:48:31,583 - It's not a home, okay? - I don't care. 1072 00:48:32,042 --> 00:48:34,292 - It's a residence. - Stop it! 1073 00:48:34,667 --> 00:48:36,375 This woman adores you. 1074 00:48:37,458 --> 00:48:39,833 She manages everything, despite her hip. 1075 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:41,917 The house, the kids... 1076 00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,167 - Yeah. - Everything. 1077 00:48:43,250 --> 00:48:45,042 And in return, she gets room and board. 1078 00:48:45,125 --> 00:48:48,417 So what? You want me to ask my mother to pay rent? 1079 00:48:48,500 --> 00:48:49,417 Well, it's... 1080 00:48:50,042 --> 00:48:51,375 - Yes. - Thomas! 1081 00:48:51,458 --> 00:48:52,667 And why not? 1082 00:48:53,375 --> 00:48:54,625 She gets a pension. 1083 00:48:54,708 --> 00:48:58,250 You know what we save each year on babysitters thanks to her? 1084 00:48:58,333 --> 00:49:01,500 You have no idea. But if you want, we can do things differently. 1085 00:49:01,583 --> 00:49:04,250 But in that case, no more ski holidays. 1086 00:49:04,750 --> 00:49:06,542 Shoot, not the ski holiday! 1087 00:49:07,333 --> 00:49:10,667 At least admit it's not the same with her living at home! 1088 00:49:14,750 --> 00:49:16,875 "Not the same"? In what way? 1089 00:49:17,417 --> 00:49:18,958 In what way? 1090 00:49:19,042 --> 00:49:20,083 Let me see... 1091 00:49:20,167 --> 00:49:22,625 I can think of one in particular. 1092 00:49:23,333 --> 00:49:24,750 Great! Go ahead. 1093 00:49:24,833 --> 00:49:25,792 Stop this. 1094 00:49:26,708 --> 00:49:28,667 You know exactly what I'm talking about. 1095 00:49:30,125 --> 00:49:31,625 - No, I don't. - Yes, you do. 1096 00:49:31,708 --> 00:49:32,542 No. 1097 00:49:32,625 --> 00:49:34,125 - Yes. - No! 1098 00:49:34,208 --> 00:49:35,583 Yes, you do. 1099 00:49:35,667 --> 00:49:36,667 I don't get it. 1100 00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:37,667 - You do! - I don't. 1101 00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:38,583 Yes! 1102 00:49:39,125 --> 00:49:39,958 No. 1103 00:49:40,333 --> 00:49:41,208 Yes! 1104 00:49:41,958 --> 00:49:42,958 Okay, I get it. 1105 00:49:46,083 --> 00:49:48,500 You think because my mother is living with us, 1106 00:49:48,583 --> 00:49:51,125 that's the reason we don't do that anymore? 1107 00:49:51,917 --> 00:49:53,542 Yes, indeed I do. 1108 00:49:54,083 --> 00:49:58,000 It's true, that subconsciously, the proximity of the mother... 1109 00:49:59,250 --> 00:50:00,958 can have a castrating effect. 1110 00:50:03,542 --> 00:50:05,667 - It's common knowledge. - Castrating. 1111 00:50:05,750 --> 00:50:07,833 I can confirm. Castrating... 1112 00:50:14,375 --> 00:50:15,875 Yeah, but, you know... 1113 00:50:16,208 --> 00:50:20,375 I, for example, love my mother-in-law, but I could never live with her. 1114 00:50:21,042 --> 00:50:21,917 Same here. 1115 00:50:22,458 --> 00:50:25,500 Even if my mother paid rent, no way. 1116 00:50:27,125 --> 00:50:29,792 Those modern nursing homes are great. Four-star. 1117 00:50:29,875 --> 00:50:32,000 It's not a nursing home! 1118 00:50:32,500 --> 00:50:34,125 Yes, I know. Sorry. 1119 00:50:34,667 --> 00:50:35,542 Sorry. 1120 00:50:37,583 --> 00:50:38,417 And... 1121 00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,208 Be honest. Your mother is a little... 1122 00:50:42,667 --> 00:50:45,208 I mean, she isn't very... 1123 00:50:46,417 --> 00:50:47,292 I mean... 1124 00:50:48,000 --> 00:50:51,333 - You know her, she's your mother. - Yes, but I'm not following you. 1125 00:50:51,417 --> 00:50:53,625 Marco, when I was a kid, she scared me. 1126 00:50:53,708 --> 00:50:56,083 - Exactly. - She hit me harder than my own father. 1127 00:50:56,167 --> 00:50:57,833 Those hands... That beard... 1128 00:50:59,292 --> 00:51:02,042 I adore her. Everyone does. 1129 00:51:02,125 --> 00:51:05,958 But you have to admit she's a champion ball-buster. 1130 00:51:06,417 --> 00:51:07,292 You too? 1131 00:51:07,708 --> 00:51:09,375 No, but honestly... 1132 00:51:09,458 --> 00:51:10,958 You say it yourself. 1133 00:51:14,375 --> 00:51:16,042 She does have her temper... 1134 00:51:16,125 --> 00:51:17,083 There we go. 1135 00:51:17,167 --> 00:51:19,125 Amen! Thank you. 1136 00:51:19,208 --> 00:51:20,125 Picture time? 1137 00:51:20,208 --> 00:51:21,958 Oh, yeah, the photo! 1138 00:51:22,375 --> 00:51:25,333 No, only Ben gets to take his phone. The others stay on the table. 1139 00:51:25,417 --> 00:51:26,625 No. 1140 00:51:26,708 --> 00:51:29,875 You told me you didn't have any space. You take too many pictures. 1141 00:51:29,958 --> 00:51:31,833 Léa, can we use your phone? 1142 00:51:31,917 --> 00:51:32,792 Sure. 1143 00:51:32,875 --> 00:51:34,250 You take too many pictures. 1144 00:51:34,333 --> 00:51:36,875 - Will it fit on your stick? - Yeah. 1145 00:51:37,750 --> 00:51:40,625 A spot opens up and you get an e-mail! A new resident! 1146 00:51:40,708 --> 00:51:43,375 - Exactly, it's always full! - They've got it down. 1147 00:51:43,458 --> 00:51:44,583 Always. 1148 00:51:44,667 --> 00:51:47,292 Old people are the future. 1149 00:51:48,917 --> 00:51:51,250 Squeeze together so we see the eclipse. 1150 00:51:51,917 --> 00:51:52,750 One... 1151 00:51:53,250 --> 00:51:54,083 two... 1152 00:51:54,542 --> 00:51:55,375 three... 1153 00:51:55,458 --> 00:51:56,458 YVAN HI! 1154 00:51:56,542 --> 00:51:59,083 - What does he want at this hour? - I don't know. 1155 00:51:59,708 --> 00:52:02,333 - Who is it? - It's her ex. Léa, what does he want? 1156 00:52:02,417 --> 00:52:04,417 I don't know, he just said, "Hi." 1157 00:52:04,500 --> 00:52:06,750 - Come on, let's take this picture! - Her ex? 1158 00:52:06,833 --> 00:52:08,167 One, two... 1159 00:52:08,250 --> 00:52:09,333 Thomas, smile! 1160 00:52:09,417 --> 00:52:11,667 Calm down. I don't give a shit about that guy. 1161 00:52:11,750 --> 00:52:13,125 - Okay, let's go. - It's her ex? 1162 00:52:13,208 --> 00:52:14,667 - Yes, it's her ex. - Come on. 1163 00:52:14,750 --> 00:52:15,667 One, 1164 00:52:15,750 --> 00:52:17,333 two, three... 1165 00:52:17,417 --> 00:52:21,167 Why did you save him by his first name, Yvan?" 1166 00:52:21,917 --> 00:52:24,792 That's his name. How else would I save him? 1167 00:52:24,875 --> 00:52:26,792 First name, last name, like everybody else. 1168 00:52:26,875 --> 00:52:27,792 Oh, baby... 1169 00:52:27,875 --> 00:52:30,250 You saved my brother as Pascal Auclair. 1170 00:52:30,333 --> 00:52:32,375 You didn't put "brother-in-law" or Paco. 1171 00:52:32,458 --> 00:52:35,333 Let it go. It's her ex. What does "ex" mean? 1172 00:52:35,417 --> 00:52:36,292 It means "ex." 1173 00:52:36,375 --> 00:52:38,000 - Yeah. - Or "sex." 1174 00:52:38,958 --> 00:52:40,875 - He's unbelievable. - Come on! 1175 00:52:40,958 --> 00:52:43,958 In my opinion, exes are... dangerous. 1176 00:52:44,042 --> 00:52:45,750 - Let's take the picture. - Let's go. 1177 00:52:45,833 --> 00:52:49,667 Especially if you dumped him. It's his ego talking, not his heart. 1178 00:52:49,750 --> 00:52:50,625 Okay... one... 1179 00:52:50,708 --> 00:52:51,750 Who dumped who? 1180 00:52:52,625 --> 00:52:53,750 I dumped him. There. 1181 00:52:53,833 --> 00:52:56,000 So, it's his ego. He won't give up. 1182 00:52:56,083 --> 00:52:58,333 Stop it. I know what you're up to. 1183 00:52:58,417 --> 00:53:01,208 - Are we taking this picture or not? - It's up to Ben. 1184 00:53:01,292 --> 00:53:02,417 Ben, are you ready? 1185 00:53:02,500 --> 00:53:03,667 He's kidding, right? 1186 00:53:03,750 --> 00:53:05,625 Let's go. One, two... 1187 00:53:05,708 --> 00:53:06,792 Smile, Thomas! 1188 00:53:06,875 --> 00:53:09,083 I'm cool. The guy's harmless. 1189 00:53:09,167 --> 00:53:10,000 One... 1190 00:53:10,583 --> 00:53:12,208 Are we taking this picture? 1191 00:53:14,000 --> 00:53:17,042 One, two, three... 1192 00:53:17,125 --> 00:53:19,708 YVAN I'M IN THE MOOD TO FUCK 1193 00:53:20,042 --> 00:53:20,958 Son of a bitch! 1194 00:53:22,167 --> 00:53:23,250 I swear, I'll kill him. 1195 00:53:23,583 --> 00:53:25,167 I don't care. He's dead. 1196 00:53:25,250 --> 00:53:26,458 - My love... - I'll kill him! 1197 00:53:26,542 --> 00:53:28,083 It's not what you think. 1198 00:53:28,167 --> 00:53:29,375 What is this text? 1199 00:53:29,458 --> 00:53:30,958 It's not me he wants to... 1200 00:53:31,042 --> 00:53:33,083 So what is it? A group text? 1201 00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:34,750 So what is it? 1202 00:53:34,833 --> 00:53:36,792 Stop laughing, damn it! 1203 00:53:36,875 --> 00:53:39,292 - He's right, it's not very nice. - Okay, I'm listening. 1204 00:53:39,375 --> 00:53:42,833 Yvan has been seeing this girl for a few months. 1205 00:53:42,917 --> 00:53:46,667 It's just sex for her. So he pretends it's the same for him. 1206 00:53:46,750 --> 00:53:48,625 - So what? I don't get it. - Well... 1207 00:53:48,708 --> 00:53:51,708 He pretends he doesn't care, but the truth is he's crazy about her. 1208 00:53:51,792 --> 00:53:55,042 He doesn't know how to tell her. It's making him sick as a dog. 1209 00:53:55,958 --> 00:53:58,417 He should call a vet, not my wife. 1210 00:53:59,708 --> 00:54:01,167 Marco, stop laughing! 1211 00:54:01,250 --> 00:54:03,167 Honestly... baby... 1212 00:54:03,250 --> 00:54:05,250 Come back here, we're taking the picture! 1213 00:54:05,333 --> 00:54:06,417 We'll do it later. 1214 00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:07,958 A vet! 1215 00:54:08,042 --> 00:54:09,375 What's wrong with you? 1216 00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:12,125 Why are you losing it over Yvan? 1217 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:14,375 What about the picture? 1218 00:54:16,542 --> 00:54:18,333 We'll never take it. 1219 00:54:18,917 --> 00:54:20,250 I'll call him now. 1220 00:54:20,333 --> 00:54:22,333 You don't have to. I don't give a shit. 1221 00:54:22,417 --> 00:54:24,583 - I do. - If you think I'm jealous, then you're... 1222 00:54:24,667 --> 00:54:27,417 Less than an hour before the moon completely disappears. 1223 00:54:27,500 --> 00:54:29,042 Many are getting ready… 1224 00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,958 Thanks for calling. Sorry to bother you, but it was urgent. 1225 00:54:35,042 --> 00:54:37,833 - Did she call? - She invited me over. 1226 00:54:37,917 --> 00:54:39,667 Don't go. It'll be worse. 1227 00:54:40,167 --> 00:54:42,208 It can't be any worse. I'm obsessed. 1228 00:54:42,292 --> 00:54:44,500 It's making me sick, physically sick. 1229 00:54:44,833 --> 00:54:46,167 I think I'll go. 1230 00:54:46,250 --> 00:54:48,583 Why did you call me if you've already decided to go? 1231 00:54:48,667 --> 00:54:50,042 Who else can I call? 1232 00:54:52,250 --> 00:54:54,917 Okay, well... I don't know what to tell you, Yvan. 1233 00:54:55,583 --> 00:54:58,292 Well... enjoy your evening. 1234 00:54:58,375 --> 00:54:59,625 Thanks. 1235 00:54:59,708 --> 00:55:00,833 Okay. Bye. 1236 00:55:02,167 --> 00:55:03,250 Satisfied? 1237 00:55:04,333 --> 00:55:05,500 Does he call often? 1238 00:55:06,417 --> 00:55:08,208 - Occasionally. - Meaning? 1239 00:55:09,542 --> 00:55:12,500 - Whenever he's in the mood to... - I get it. Thanks. 1240 00:55:13,250 --> 00:55:16,500 When he calls me in tears, what should I do? Hang up on him? 1241 00:55:16,583 --> 00:55:19,083 I don't give a shit. Give him Marie's number. 1242 00:55:19,167 --> 00:55:20,958 He needs a shrink, not his ex. 1243 00:55:21,042 --> 00:55:23,417 Here's the cheese platter. Come sit down. 1244 00:55:23,500 --> 00:55:24,625 Fromaggi! 1245 00:55:25,125 --> 00:55:26,375 You're really a pain. 1246 00:55:27,000 --> 00:55:28,667 I thought you were allergic to milk? 1247 00:55:28,750 --> 00:55:32,083 I know medically it's weird, but I'm not allergic to cheese. 1248 00:55:32,167 --> 00:55:34,083 Maybe it's the fermentation process or... 1249 00:55:34,167 --> 00:55:36,750 Medically speaking, the diagnosis is simple. 1250 00:55:36,833 --> 00:55:37,667 You're annoying. 1251 00:55:37,750 --> 00:55:38,833 You're wrong. 1252 00:55:38,917 --> 00:55:40,542 - Yes, you are. - That's not it. 1253 00:55:41,833 --> 00:55:43,917 - Charlotte, what are you... I'll do it. - What? 1254 00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,750 - I'll do it, sit down. - I'm fine. 1255 00:55:45,833 --> 00:55:47,208 I'll clear the dishes. 1256 00:55:47,292 --> 00:55:48,292 Sit down. 1257 00:55:49,792 --> 00:55:51,292 - Honestly. - I'm fine! 1258 00:55:51,375 --> 00:55:53,625 Let me tell you something. Your Yvan... 1259 00:55:54,125 --> 00:55:55,375 wants to fuck you. 1260 00:55:55,458 --> 00:55:57,458 But... that's ridiculous. 1261 00:55:57,542 --> 00:55:59,833 I'm not in contact with any of my exes. 1262 00:55:59,917 --> 00:56:01,375 They don't want to talk to you. 1263 00:56:01,458 --> 00:56:03,375 Stop. I'm being serious. 1264 00:56:04,042 --> 00:56:07,417 If it bothers you this much, I'll tell him to stop calling. Is that better? 1265 00:56:08,083 --> 00:56:09,208 Yes, it would be. 1266 00:56:09,292 --> 00:56:10,917 Oh... I think it's absurd 1267 00:56:11,000 --> 00:56:14,125 you can't talk to a friend because your husband doesn't trust you. 1268 00:56:14,208 --> 00:56:17,250 What? That has nothing to do with it! I trust her. 1269 00:56:17,333 --> 00:56:18,500 I don't trust him. 1270 00:56:18,833 --> 00:56:21,042 I know these kinds of guys. I can sniff them out. 1271 00:56:21,125 --> 00:56:22,833 - He's a horndog. - Why do you say that? 1272 00:56:22,917 --> 00:56:25,542 - He seems perfectly nice. - He is. 1273 00:56:26,250 --> 00:56:28,667 Is he the one who lives in Nantes? 1274 00:56:28,750 --> 00:56:31,667 Nantes... Isn't that where you dream of living? 1275 00:56:32,000 --> 00:56:32,875 He's right! 1276 00:56:32,958 --> 00:56:35,875 You said so when we dicussed Ben's job. 1277 00:56:35,958 --> 00:56:40,250 You said you'd love to live there, that Nantes was a great city. Explain! 1278 00:56:46,917 --> 00:56:49,042 Fine, but it may be painful for you. 1279 00:56:49,375 --> 00:56:51,292 Are you sure you want the truth? 1280 00:56:52,333 --> 00:56:54,000 Yes, I'm sure. 1281 00:56:58,000 --> 00:57:00,667 Your two best friends are just messing with you. 1282 00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:04,750 No, he doesn't live in Nantes, baby! 1283 00:57:04,833 --> 00:57:06,167 You assholes. 1284 00:57:07,042 --> 00:57:08,208 You're such a jerk. 1285 00:57:08,292 --> 00:57:10,167 Oh, no! That's full of germs! 1286 00:57:10,250 --> 00:57:12,167 - I'm sorry, my love. - Have some cheese. 1287 00:57:12,250 --> 00:57:14,000 Yes! Cheese! 1288 00:57:29,125 --> 00:57:31,417 The guy says, "I started a business." 1289 00:57:31,500 --> 00:57:34,250 His friend says, "What kind? You suck at everything." 1290 00:57:34,958 --> 00:57:39,208 He says, "I invented this thing that turns shit into butter." 1291 00:57:39,292 --> 00:57:40,417 That's not it! 1292 00:57:40,500 --> 00:57:41,708 Let me finish! 1293 00:57:41,792 --> 00:57:44,125 - Stop it! - There's no punchline. 1294 00:57:44,208 --> 00:57:46,167 - It's a joke. - Phone! 1295 00:57:47,000 --> 00:57:47,833 It's Margot. 1296 00:57:47,917 --> 00:57:49,125 So answer. 1297 00:57:51,667 --> 00:57:53,292 Hi, honey. Everything okay? 1298 00:57:53,708 --> 00:57:54,792 Yeah, I'm fine. 1299 00:57:55,542 --> 00:57:57,083 Can I talk to you? 1300 00:57:59,125 --> 00:58:00,333 Sure, I'm listening. 1301 00:58:02,833 --> 00:58:08,958 I don't know how to say this, but Tristan's parents are out tonight. 1302 00:58:10,125 --> 00:58:13,875 He wants me to leave the party and go home with him. 1303 00:58:14,958 --> 00:58:16,250 Just the two of us. 1304 00:58:17,333 --> 00:58:18,667 And... 1305 00:58:19,542 --> 00:58:20,542 Well, you... 1306 00:58:21,042 --> 00:58:22,042 You get it? 1307 00:58:26,042 --> 00:58:26,958 Dad? 1308 00:58:28,542 --> 00:58:30,000 And how do you feel? 1309 00:58:33,375 --> 00:58:35,042 I don't know what to do. 1310 00:58:35,792 --> 00:58:37,667 Because I wasn't expecting it. 1311 00:58:38,125 --> 00:58:40,042 Well, not tonight, in any case. 1312 00:58:40,125 --> 00:58:46,250 And... the thing is, if I say no, it'll make it awkward between us. 1313 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:52,250 What do I do? 1314 00:58:55,208 --> 00:58:58,333 If you're only going to avoid making things awkward... 1315 00:59:00,375 --> 00:59:01,458 then don't go. 1316 00:59:03,167 --> 00:59:04,375 You have to be sure. 1317 00:59:05,833 --> 00:59:07,458 I... don't know what to do. 1318 00:59:08,208 --> 00:59:13,542 Because this morning, when you gave me the box of condoms, 1319 00:59:13,625 --> 00:59:16,500 I was really uncomfortable. 1320 00:59:21,458 --> 00:59:24,167 You don't necessarily have to use them tonight. 1321 00:59:24,917 --> 00:59:27,875 I think that you sensed it. 1322 00:59:27,958 --> 00:59:30,708 And Mom totally missed it, as usual. 1323 00:59:35,583 --> 00:59:36,417 Dad? 1324 00:59:38,625 --> 00:59:39,792 Yes, honey. 1325 00:59:40,458 --> 00:59:41,500 What do I do? 1326 00:59:44,667 --> 00:59:45,583 You know... 1327 00:59:47,875 --> 00:59:50,708 it's not easy for a father to advise his daughter on... 1328 00:59:51,708 --> 00:59:53,250 on something so important. 1329 00:59:54,167 --> 00:59:55,833 If it was just about me, I'd say, 1330 00:59:56,542 --> 00:59:57,542 "Don't do it. 1331 00:59:58,542 --> 00:59:59,542 Don't ever do it. 1332 01:00:01,125 --> 01:00:02,833 Stay my little girl forever." 1333 01:00:05,083 --> 01:00:06,417 But that's impossible. 1334 01:00:08,625 --> 01:00:10,458 So, you need to decide for yourself. 1335 01:00:12,625 --> 01:00:14,542 You'll never forget that moment. 1336 01:00:15,667 --> 01:00:17,583 So make sure it's a good memory. 1337 01:00:21,458 --> 01:00:23,000 It may sound corny, but... 1338 01:00:24,667 --> 01:00:26,333 there's only one first time. 1339 01:00:27,625 --> 01:00:29,000 So if deep down, 1340 01:00:29,708 --> 01:00:30,958 you're not sure, 1341 01:00:32,167 --> 01:00:33,167 don't do it. 1342 01:00:36,125 --> 01:00:38,125 There will be other moments, believe me. 1343 01:00:41,083 --> 01:00:41,917 Yeah. 1344 01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:45,375 Thanks for being there. 1345 01:00:45,458 --> 01:00:47,917 Mom would have just yelled at me. 1346 01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,625 She never understands anything. 1347 01:00:49,708 --> 01:00:51,333 She never listens to me anyway. 1348 01:00:51,417 --> 01:00:53,750 Of course she listens to you, but... 1349 01:00:55,083 --> 01:00:57,417 You know, it's not easy for her either. 1350 01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,667 She sometimes feels like you don't understand her either. 1351 01:01:00,750 --> 01:01:04,458 I think you love her too much to see how annoying she really is. 1352 01:01:05,958 --> 01:01:08,042 Okay, he's here. I'm hanging up. 1353 01:01:08,125 --> 01:01:09,083 - Margot. - Thanks. 1354 01:01:27,375 --> 01:01:29,042 You did really well. 1355 01:01:31,083 --> 01:01:33,042 Your shrink seems to be helping. 1356 01:01:37,875 --> 01:01:39,042 It's okay. 1357 01:01:40,875 --> 01:01:42,417 I know you all know. 1358 01:01:44,333 --> 01:01:46,625 It's true, you did really well. 1359 01:01:51,750 --> 01:01:53,042 Oh, yeah, it's yours. 1360 01:01:53,458 --> 01:01:54,292 Oh, yeah. 1361 01:01:57,250 --> 01:01:58,625 JULIEN SO...? ANSWER ME. 1362 01:01:58,708 --> 01:01:59,833 He's pretty insistent. 1363 01:02:00,875 --> 01:02:01,875 What did he say? 1364 01:02:02,292 --> 01:02:03,750 He said, "Answer me!" 1365 01:02:05,125 --> 01:02:07,292 So answer. Let's get it over with. 1366 01:02:07,375 --> 01:02:08,208 No. 1367 01:02:09,833 --> 01:02:12,500 Marco, answer him. 1368 01:02:21,000 --> 01:02:23,000 - We agreed not to. - Enough, Ben. 1369 01:02:23,083 --> 01:02:24,250 You made your point. 1370 01:02:24,333 --> 01:02:25,667 Marco, answer him. Period. 1371 01:02:25,750 --> 01:02:29,125 I am. "I'm out with friends. See you Monday." 1372 01:02:35,208 --> 01:02:37,583 When I was little, my mother would... 1373 01:02:44,375 --> 01:02:46,083 - You prick. - What? 1374 01:02:46,167 --> 01:02:47,833 He's calling you a prick. 1375 01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:52,000 Why is he being so agressive? 1376 01:02:52,083 --> 01:02:54,083 I have no idea. How should I know? 1377 01:02:55,583 --> 01:02:56,542 He's the prick. 1378 01:02:57,000 --> 01:02:58,333 What can I say? 1379 01:03:01,208 --> 01:03:02,042 JULIEN HOME 1380 01:03:02,125 --> 01:03:04,125 Go on then, ask him. He's calling. 1381 01:03:05,458 --> 01:03:06,500 Go on, answer. 1382 01:03:06,583 --> 01:03:08,208 No, he's a pain in the ass. 1383 01:03:09,208 --> 01:03:10,417 Answer. 1384 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:16,750 Hello? 1385 01:03:19,083 --> 01:03:21,042 You can drop the fake laryngitis. 1386 01:03:21,958 --> 01:03:24,583 If you were really sick, you wouldn't be out. 1387 01:03:27,375 --> 01:03:28,625 I get it. Don't answer. 1388 01:03:30,167 --> 01:03:34,292 You want to know what your problem is? You're not sure you're into men. 1389 01:03:34,917 --> 01:03:36,167 So fuck off. 1390 01:03:54,208 --> 01:03:55,833 You don't actually think... 1391 01:03:56,125 --> 01:03:57,833 Guys, this is crazy! 1392 01:03:58,292 --> 01:03:59,250 You're scaring me. 1393 01:03:59,333 --> 01:04:01,792 He's gay and he took a liking to me. 1394 01:04:02,250 --> 01:04:05,375 I can't help it. It's awkward, but there's nothing I can do. 1395 01:04:09,083 --> 01:04:11,167 Did something happen with this guy? 1396 01:04:14,875 --> 01:04:16,292 Did something happen? 1397 01:04:16,792 --> 01:04:18,958 - Yes or no? - Enough of this bullshit. 1398 01:04:19,042 --> 01:04:22,125 Charlotte. I told you, this guy is fantasizing. 1399 01:04:22,208 --> 01:04:23,833 Help me out, guys, please. 1400 01:04:23,917 --> 01:04:26,708 - Tell her. - Yeah, it is true that fags-- 1401 01:04:26,792 --> 01:04:31,458 I mean, gays, always think straight guys are a little gay, without knowing it. 1402 01:04:31,542 --> 01:04:32,708 And... so... 1403 01:04:33,333 --> 01:04:35,500 They try their luck. 1404 01:04:36,417 --> 01:04:38,500 That's a pretty homophobic statement. 1405 01:04:38,583 --> 01:04:42,417 You don't just suddenly wake up gay. There are precursory signs. 1406 01:04:43,000 --> 01:04:44,292 That's what I meant. 1407 01:04:44,375 --> 01:04:48,125 I remember, when he was a kid, he often wore a dress to school. 1408 01:04:48,208 --> 01:04:49,375 Cut it out. 1409 01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:53,042 Ben, aren't I right? 1410 01:04:56,542 --> 01:04:57,417 Marco. 1411 01:05:01,083 --> 01:05:02,833 Did something happen with this guy? 1412 01:05:02,917 --> 01:05:06,167 Charlotte, we've been married for 15 years. It's me, your husband. 1413 01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:07,958 Don't you recognize me? 1414 01:05:08,833 --> 01:05:09,958 Charlotte, look at me. 1415 01:05:10,958 --> 01:05:11,833 Look at me. 1416 01:05:12,667 --> 01:05:14,458 Look at me, Charlotte! 1417 01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:18,042 Seriously, can you see me with a guy? 1418 01:05:18,375 --> 01:05:19,625 Can you? Yes or no? 1419 01:05:21,750 --> 01:05:23,250 Nothing's going on with this guy. 1420 01:05:24,917 --> 01:05:26,833 I swear on our children's lives. 1421 01:05:29,625 --> 01:05:30,500 Okay. 1422 01:05:41,208 --> 01:05:42,125 Here... 1423 01:05:45,583 --> 01:05:47,708 He says he misses your lips. 1424 01:05:53,500 --> 01:05:55,458 He swore on my children's lives. 1425 01:05:56,750 --> 01:05:58,208 I married a monster. 1426 01:06:01,917 --> 01:06:03,042 A monster! 1427 01:06:20,750 --> 01:06:21,917 I'm at a loss for words. 1428 01:06:22,000 --> 01:06:24,208 Don't say anything. It's better. 1429 01:06:27,792 --> 01:06:28,750 Excuse me? 1430 01:06:29,167 --> 01:06:30,333 What's with the tone? 1431 01:06:30,417 --> 01:06:32,417 - Are you going to start too? - Nope. 1432 01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:34,792 Ben, pass the salad. 1433 01:06:39,375 --> 01:06:40,917 You have a problem? 1434 01:06:41,000 --> 01:06:42,833 No. I don't have a problem. 1435 01:06:43,750 --> 01:06:45,250 The cheese was very good. 1436 01:06:47,042 --> 01:06:48,083 Stop it, Thomas. 1437 01:06:49,458 --> 01:06:52,333 He's still the same guy, your buddy you share everything with. 1438 01:06:52,417 --> 01:06:54,542 No, not everything, thank goodness! 1439 01:06:54,625 --> 01:06:55,875 Cut the crap, Thomas. 1440 01:06:56,542 --> 01:06:59,583 It's fine with me. I have nothing against it. 1441 01:06:59,667 --> 01:07:00,833 He's a free man. 1442 01:07:00,917 --> 01:07:03,167 - You have nothing against it? - Relax. 1443 01:07:06,708 --> 01:07:08,000 What's the real issue? 1444 01:07:08,083 --> 01:07:10,667 That you didn't know, or that I might be a fag? 1445 01:07:10,750 --> 01:07:13,875 Stop saying "gay". It doesn't work in your meathead mouth. 1446 01:07:13,958 --> 01:07:16,125 - In my what mouth? - Meathead. 1447 01:07:17,250 --> 01:07:18,667 Say that again. 1448 01:07:18,750 --> 01:07:21,125 - In my what mouth? - Thomas, calm down! 1449 01:07:21,208 --> 01:07:23,125 - You want me to apologize? - Yes, calm down. 1450 01:07:23,208 --> 01:07:25,167 I'm so sorry. Please forgive me. 1451 01:07:25,250 --> 01:07:28,417 He's lied to us for 35 years and no one cares but me? 1452 01:07:29,083 --> 01:07:31,958 If that makes me a meathead, fine with me. 1453 01:07:37,542 --> 01:07:39,667 ...the earth's shadow is covering it. 1454 01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:43,792 A rare phenomenon, where the moon is at its closest point to the earth, 1455 01:07:43,875 --> 01:07:46,083 perfectly aligned with the sun. 1456 01:07:48,042 --> 01:07:51,958 Fag, fag, fag... 1457 01:07:52,875 --> 01:07:54,917 I'm allowed to say it. He's my husband. 1458 01:07:55,000 --> 01:07:58,792 Maybe he's telling the truth. Maybe his colleague is fantasizing. 1459 01:07:59,417 --> 01:08:03,458 Lots of my patients have those fantasies. 1460 01:08:03,542 --> 01:08:06,250 Just because he waxes his chest doesn't mean... 1461 01:08:06,333 --> 01:08:07,917 How stupid are you? 1462 01:08:08,000 --> 01:08:09,542 He misses his lips! 1463 01:08:10,667 --> 01:08:12,125 It couldn't be clearer. 1464 01:08:22,708 --> 01:08:24,500 How long has it been going on? 1465 01:08:25,917 --> 01:08:29,250 - You're being ridiculous. - How long has it been going on? 1466 01:08:30,250 --> 01:08:31,167 Tell me. 1467 01:08:38,458 --> 01:08:39,542 Not long. 1468 01:08:46,875 --> 01:08:48,167 Okay, please... 1469 01:08:49,375 --> 01:08:50,333 No. 1470 01:08:55,542 --> 01:08:56,500 And before him? 1471 01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:00,333 - What? - How many before him? 1472 01:09:01,333 --> 01:09:02,625 Nobody. 1473 01:09:04,083 --> 01:09:05,208 Thanks for dinner. 1474 01:09:07,917 --> 01:09:08,792 Why now? 1475 01:09:12,167 --> 01:09:13,500 Come on, we're leaving. 1476 01:09:13,583 --> 01:09:14,458 Good idea. 1477 01:09:15,083 --> 01:09:16,792 We can check on the kids, 1478 01:09:17,542 --> 01:09:19,167 since you swore on their lives. 1479 01:09:21,250 --> 01:09:23,125 Charlotte, please, come with me. 1480 01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:24,458 No. 1481 01:09:25,042 --> 01:09:26,292 You can go home. 1482 01:09:26,375 --> 01:09:27,583 I'm staying here. 1483 01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:31,875 - Charlotte. - Charlotte's staying right here. 1484 01:09:37,292 --> 01:09:38,125 MAX JEWLERY 1485 01:09:38,208 --> 01:09:41,250 - Who knows a Max Jewelry? - It's mine. Leave it, Chacha. 1486 01:09:42,458 --> 01:09:43,292 Leave it. 1487 01:09:43,833 --> 01:09:44,958 Hello, Tom? 1488 01:09:45,042 --> 01:09:46,500 Yup, I'll pass you over. 1489 01:09:46,583 --> 01:09:48,208 No, don't do that! Don't! 1490 01:09:48,292 --> 01:09:49,250 She's crazy. 1491 01:09:50,167 --> 01:09:51,083 Yeah, Max? 1492 01:09:51,167 --> 01:09:54,250 Don't you listen to your messages? I've left you at least ten. 1493 01:09:54,583 --> 01:09:58,042 Yeah, I know, but it's a bit complicated tonight. I'll call you back. 1494 01:09:58,125 --> 01:10:01,042 I was getting paranoid. I thought it was about the necklace. 1495 01:10:01,125 --> 01:10:02,208 Did she like it? 1496 01:10:02,292 --> 01:10:03,500 Yeah, she loved it. 1497 01:10:03,583 --> 01:10:04,417 I love it. 1498 01:10:04,500 --> 01:10:05,958 - I told you to trust me. - Yeah. 1499 01:10:06,458 --> 01:10:07,583 It's not gold, but... 1500 01:10:07,667 --> 01:10:10,667 Yeah, listen, can I call you later? This isn't a good time. 1501 01:10:10,750 --> 01:10:12,208 - Bye. - Oh, okay. 1502 01:10:12,292 --> 01:10:15,250 What about the earrings? Did she like the earrings? 1503 01:10:18,167 --> 01:10:19,542 Can I call you later? 1504 01:10:19,625 --> 01:10:22,500 - You don't sound too sure. - Listen, I'll call you back. Bye. 1505 01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:25,208 Who liked the earrings? 1506 01:10:25,292 --> 01:10:26,292 No one. 1507 01:10:27,750 --> 01:10:29,917 What do you mean, "no one"? Who were they for? 1508 01:10:30,000 --> 01:10:30,917 For you. 1509 01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:32,417 Where are they? 1510 01:10:33,292 --> 01:10:34,875 I don't even have pierced ears. 1511 01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:38,625 Yeah, I know. That's why I never gave them to you. 1512 01:10:39,250 --> 01:10:41,042 We should stop this game. 1513 01:10:41,750 --> 01:10:42,708 Really. 1514 01:10:46,333 --> 01:10:47,750 CAROLE DISPATCHER HOME 1515 01:10:50,708 --> 01:10:52,000 She never gives up. 1516 01:10:56,375 --> 01:10:58,917 Are the earrings for her? Miss Dispatcher? 1517 01:10:59,417 --> 01:11:01,375 Sweetheart, she wants me to work. 1518 01:11:02,625 --> 01:11:03,458 That's it. 1519 01:11:05,167 --> 01:11:06,292 No, give me that. 1520 01:11:06,375 --> 01:11:08,292 Give me the phone, Léa! 1521 01:11:08,375 --> 01:11:09,333 Put it down. 1522 01:11:09,917 --> 01:11:12,083 - Are the earrings for her? - Put it down. 1523 01:11:12,167 --> 01:11:13,667 Come here. Give it to me. 1524 01:11:14,208 --> 01:11:16,000 - Hello, Tom? - Give it to me! 1525 01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:16,917 Hello? 1526 01:11:17,333 --> 01:11:18,167 Baby? 1527 01:11:19,750 --> 01:11:21,667 My love, I need to see you soon. 1528 01:11:23,583 --> 01:11:27,042 I'm freaking out. I bought a test from the pharmacy and I got a blue X. 1529 01:11:27,125 --> 01:11:28,667 The box says that it's "positive." 1530 01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:31,833 "Positive" means we're pregnant, right? 1531 01:11:32,292 --> 01:11:33,125 Oh, no. 1532 01:11:33,208 --> 01:11:34,042 Hello? 1533 01:11:34,667 --> 01:11:35,667 Darling? Tom? 1534 01:11:36,292 --> 01:11:37,833 Can you hear me? Hello? 1535 01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:45,583 My love! 1536 01:12:04,750 --> 01:12:06,708 Wait! 1537 01:12:07,125 --> 01:12:08,208 Okay, go ahead. 1538 01:12:08,500 --> 01:12:10,292 It's okay, let it out. 1539 01:12:10,708 --> 01:12:13,625 - Forgive me, sweetheart, I... - Fuck off! Asshole! 1540 01:12:13,708 --> 01:12:15,333 Chacha, don't close the door! 1541 01:12:16,375 --> 01:12:17,375 Open up, Chacha! 1542 01:12:18,500 --> 01:12:20,083 My love. Léa! 1543 01:12:20,167 --> 01:12:21,375 Get lost, Thomas! 1544 01:12:21,458 --> 01:12:22,708 I'm sorry, my love. 1545 01:12:27,667 --> 01:12:30,083 That bitch is pregnant and I'm the one vomiting. 1546 01:12:30,167 --> 01:12:32,583 Léa, please, open the door. Léa. 1547 01:14:13,833 --> 01:14:14,875 But why? 1548 01:14:15,625 --> 01:14:16,792 Why? 1549 01:14:16,875 --> 01:14:19,667 We just got married. We have sex every day. 1550 01:14:19,958 --> 01:14:20,917 We're happy. 1551 01:14:21,958 --> 01:14:24,167 - Why? - I don't know why. 1552 01:14:25,875 --> 01:14:27,292 I told you to get lost! 1553 01:14:28,042 --> 01:14:29,792 I didn't want to get married. 1554 01:14:29,875 --> 01:14:33,208 You told me we'd be happy. I trusted you. 1555 01:14:35,167 --> 01:14:38,083 Why the hell is Carole involved with her big tits? 1556 01:14:41,125 --> 01:14:42,542 Go away, Thomas! 1557 01:14:42,625 --> 01:14:44,167 It's me, Charlotte. Open up. 1558 01:14:44,250 --> 01:14:45,500 You can get lost too! 1559 01:14:45,583 --> 01:14:46,458 Open it. 1560 01:14:49,125 --> 01:14:50,333 I told you to fuck off. 1561 01:14:51,417 --> 01:14:52,833 You got a Facebook message. 1562 01:14:54,708 --> 01:14:57,333 Someone wants to know if you're wearing panties. 1563 01:14:58,250 --> 01:14:59,500 I don't know him. 1564 01:15:00,042 --> 01:15:01,042 We've never met. 1565 01:15:01,125 --> 01:15:03,458 I've never met him, Marco! 1566 01:15:03,917 --> 01:15:05,167 Never! 1567 01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:06,333 I swear. 1568 01:15:07,208 --> 01:15:08,875 On our children's lives? 1569 01:15:08,958 --> 01:15:11,333 It's a game. We send each other occasional messages. 1570 01:15:11,833 --> 01:15:13,125 Games must be in fashion. 1571 01:15:13,208 --> 01:15:16,208 I told you, I don't know him. We've never even spoken. 1572 01:15:16,917 --> 01:15:18,792 Call him. It seems like a good time. 1573 01:15:18,875 --> 01:15:20,125 I can't call him. 1574 01:15:20,208 --> 01:15:22,167 I can't call him here, right now. 1575 01:15:22,583 --> 01:15:24,250 He has a life, a family... 1576 01:15:25,083 --> 01:15:25,958 And you don't? 1577 01:15:26,833 --> 01:15:28,917 I told you, it's nothing... really! 1578 01:15:29,542 --> 01:15:30,792 Well... It's virtual. 1579 01:15:31,042 --> 01:15:33,333 If it's nothing, just call him. 1580 01:15:33,417 --> 01:15:34,833 He gave you his number. 1581 01:15:36,458 --> 01:15:39,208 In March, for God's sake. That's over six months ago. 1582 01:15:39,292 --> 01:15:41,083 We've never called each other. 1583 01:15:41,458 --> 01:15:43,375 Well, now you can finally meet. 1584 01:15:45,250 --> 01:15:46,917 - You're a jackass. - Hello? 1585 01:15:47,875 --> 01:15:49,000 - Charlotte? - Speak. 1586 01:15:49,083 --> 01:15:50,208 - No. - Is that you? 1587 01:15:50,917 --> 01:15:52,000 - No. - I'm sorry. 1588 01:15:52,083 --> 01:15:53,667 I shouldn't have messaged you. 1589 01:15:55,625 --> 01:15:56,458 Charlotte? 1590 01:15:57,458 --> 01:15:58,292 Yes, it's me. 1591 01:15:59,000 --> 01:15:59,917 What a surprise. 1592 01:16:01,875 --> 01:16:03,083 I want to meet you. 1593 01:16:04,792 --> 01:16:06,208 We had decided against it. 1594 01:16:08,458 --> 01:16:10,667 But if you've changed your mind, we could. 1595 01:16:11,167 --> 01:16:13,375 No, you're right. I don't think it's a good idea. 1596 01:16:13,458 --> 01:16:15,125 It's better that we don't meet. 1597 01:16:15,208 --> 01:16:17,000 Sorry, but I have to hang up. 1598 01:16:17,083 --> 01:16:18,333 Just one more second. 1599 01:16:19,833 --> 01:16:21,250 You have a lovely voice. 1600 01:16:28,208 --> 01:16:29,375 Just so I know... 1601 01:16:30,167 --> 01:16:31,208 are you? 1602 01:16:32,417 --> 01:16:33,333 Am I what? 1603 01:16:33,833 --> 01:16:36,250 - Are you wearing panties or not? - Marco... 1604 01:16:37,000 --> 01:16:38,625 Why the hell do you care? 1605 01:16:39,875 --> 01:16:41,333 If you're a fag. 1606 01:16:41,833 --> 01:16:43,458 That doesn't stop me being curious. 1607 01:16:43,958 --> 01:16:45,417 - Panties or no panties? - Stop it. 1608 01:16:45,500 --> 01:16:47,083 - Yes or no? - Stop it, Marco! 1609 01:16:47,167 --> 01:16:49,708 - Stop. - Stop it. 1610 01:17:01,875 --> 01:17:03,042 Look. 1611 01:17:06,958 --> 01:17:07,833 Now you know. 1612 01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:15,667 If you don't love me anymore, why don't you leave me? 1613 01:17:22,917 --> 01:17:24,917 Why don't you leave me? 1614 01:17:31,583 --> 01:17:32,583 I'm the fag. 1615 01:17:38,083 --> 01:17:38,917 What? 1616 01:17:39,792 --> 01:17:40,833 The fag. 1617 01:17:43,000 --> 01:17:43,833 It's me. 1618 01:17:46,583 --> 01:17:48,375 With a capital F. 1619 01:17:48,833 --> 01:17:49,708 Fag! 1620 01:17:51,167 --> 01:17:53,000 I'm allowed to say it. It's me. 1621 01:17:54,500 --> 01:17:57,292 I told you it wasn't a good idea to swap phones. 1622 01:17:58,708 --> 01:18:03,500 By the way, I'm sorry, Doctor, but I never had any precursory signs. 1623 01:18:07,500 --> 01:18:09,500 There were never any dresses that fit me. 1624 01:18:14,417 --> 01:18:16,917 Don't say it. You don't have to. 1625 01:18:20,083 --> 01:18:20,917 Ben. 1626 01:18:23,375 --> 01:18:25,000 Is that why they fired you? 1627 01:18:25,958 --> 01:18:27,042 What do you think? 1628 01:18:28,958 --> 01:18:30,083 They can't do that. 1629 01:18:30,833 --> 01:18:32,000 You can't let them. 1630 01:18:38,125 --> 01:18:40,042 Look at how you reacted tonight. 1631 01:18:41,250 --> 01:18:44,000 Now imagine my colleagues at St. Genevieve's. 1632 01:18:51,000 --> 01:18:52,458 Not to mention my parents. 1633 01:18:54,875 --> 01:18:56,042 It would be nice... 1634 01:18:57,542 --> 01:18:59,542 It would be nice to meet Julien. 1635 01:19:01,833 --> 01:19:02,917 I don't think so. 1636 01:19:05,750 --> 01:19:08,667 I've gotten used to your jokes since third grade. 1637 01:19:09,417 --> 01:19:12,792 But I'm afraid he'll feel uneasy at the first funny look. 1638 01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:15,458 And I don't want him to feel uneasy. 1639 01:19:22,417 --> 01:19:24,792 When you love someone, you protect them. 1640 01:19:39,208 --> 01:19:40,042 Léa? 1641 01:19:40,542 --> 01:19:41,500 Open up. 1642 01:19:42,208 --> 01:19:43,125 Léa, answer me. 1643 01:19:43,667 --> 01:19:46,000 My love! 1644 01:19:46,542 --> 01:19:47,792 Léa, answer! Open the door! 1645 01:19:47,875 --> 01:19:50,875 Help me out. She locked herself in and won't answer. 1646 01:19:51,208 --> 01:19:53,458 - Léa, open the door. Answer! - What's going on? 1647 01:19:53,542 --> 01:19:54,417 Léa? 1648 01:19:54,500 --> 01:19:56,167 - Move aside. - Wait... 1649 01:19:57,042 --> 01:19:58,417 Shit, my capsulitis! 1650 01:19:59,250 --> 01:20:00,083 Léa! 1651 01:20:00,167 --> 01:20:02,792 - Sweetheart, answer me, please. - Stand aside. 1652 01:20:03,625 --> 01:20:04,542 Move. 1653 01:20:10,500 --> 01:20:11,875 Are you okay, my love? 1654 01:20:13,958 --> 01:20:15,500 Léa, please answer me. 1655 01:20:21,375 --> 01:20:22,208 Here. 1656 01:20:24,417 --> 01:20:26,958 Your mom called. I told her you're going to be a dad. 1657 01:20:27,875 --> 01:20:29,167 She's overjoyed. 1658 01:20:30,542 --> 01:20:31,583 Léa. 1659 01:20:32,917 --> 01:20:35,042 You're right. Keep your Julien to yourself. 1660 01:21:05,417 --> 01:21:06,375 Go after her. 1661 01:21:09,542 --> 01:21:10,375 Léa! 1662 01:21:11,542 --> 01:21:12,625 Léa! 1663 01:21:48,042 --> 01:21:49,833 If you swapped phones, 1664 01:21:51,500 --> 01:21:53,917 "X" sent that picture to you. 1665 01:21:57,708 --> 01:21:58,833 Who is she? 1666 01:21:59,833 --> 01:22:00,792 No one. 1667 01:22:01,708 --> 01:22:04,125 She's virtual, like your Facebook guy. 1668 01:22:06,083 --> 01:22:08,125 What's happened to us? 1669 01:22:19,375 --> 01:22:20,208 Léa! 1670 01:22:22,208 --> 01:22:23,042 Léa! 1671 01:22:47,417 --> 01:22:48,250 I win. 1672 01:22:49,208 --> 01:22:52,708 - I told you I'd beat you on the way down. - Congratulations, my love. 1673 01:22:58,375 --> 01:23:00,458 Don't call my mother at this hour. 1674 01:23:00,917 --> 01:23:02,708 She didn't take them clubbing! 1675 01:23:03,250 --> 01:23:04,458 Put that phone away. 1676 01:23:08,292 --> 01:23:10,083 Couldn't you wait to get home? 1677 01:23:10,875 --> 01:23:11,917 Party-pooper. 1678 01:23:13,833 --> 01:23:16,417 That's it. The eclipse is over. 1679 01:23:21,917 --> 01:23:23,292 It was pretty though. 1680 01:23:23,375 --> 01:23:25,417 It was pretty, but the food was awful. 1681 01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,250 Foie gras in milk. He's crazy. 1682 01:23:27,333 --> 01:23:29,667 - The eclipse was nice, wasn't it? - Yeah. 1683 01:23:29,875 --> 01:23:32,833 We don't need a taxi. Will you drop us off, Thomas? 1684 01:23:33,250 --> 01:23:35,625 Why didn't I buy a Smart, like Ben? 1685 01:23:35,708 --> 01:23:37,750 Smarts don't make good taxis. 1686 01:23:38,750 --> 01:23:39,958 I'll send you the photo. 1687 01:23:40,667 --> 01:23:42,125 Oh, yeah. Like you always do. 1688 01:23:42,208 --> 01:23:43,833 We want to meet your new girl. 1689 01:23:43,917 --> 01:23:46,000 Right, what's her name again? 1690 01:23:47,292 --> 01:23:48,917 - Julie. - Say hi for us. 1691 01:23:49,875 --> 01:23:51,875 Let's go. The meter's on. 1692 01:23:51,958 --> 01:23:53,792 Let me know if we play tomorrow. 1693 01:23:53,875 --> 01:23:56,292 I didn't get a text, so I doubt it. 1694 01:23:56,375 --> 01:23:57,875 But I'll let you know. 1695 01:24:00,458 --> 01:24:02,792 JULIEN SO...? ANSWER ME. 1696 01:24:04,083 --> 01:24:05,792 She never gives up! 1697 01:24:05,875 --> 01:24:07,250 - The dispatcher? - Yeah! 1698 01:24:07,333 --> 01:24:09,000 She wants me to work weekends. 1699 01:24:09,083 --> 01:24:10,250 She's out of her mind. 1700 01:24:10,333 --> 01:24:12,208 Oh, shit, a parking ticket. 1701 01:24:12,292 --> 01:24:13,833 - I told you. - It's a disabled spot. 1702 01:24:13,917 --> 01:24:17,500 Why? There are no disabled people here. It's a myth. 1703 01:24:22,125 --> 01:24:26,083 ALL GOOD. IN BED. SPEAK TOMORROW. 1704 01:24:47,792 --> 01:24:50,083 Too bad we didn't play that phone game. 1705 01:24:50,167 --> 01:24:51,375 It could have been fun. 1706 01:24:52,125 --> 01:24:52,958 Fun? 1707 01:24:53,708 --> 01:24:54,667 I doubt that. 1708 01:24:56,708 --> 01:24:58,708 I don't care what's in your phone. 1709 01:25:04,542 --> 01:25:07,250 In love, as in friendship, some things are best kept secret. 1710 01:25:33,583 --> 01:25:35,792 These stickers never come off! 1711 01:25:48,333 --> 01:25:50,000 Oh, I just want to get home. 1712 01:25:50,958 --> 01:25:52,458 Thomas, the kids! 1713 01:25:52,542 --> 01:25:54,333 Shit. I can't get it off. 1714 01:25:54,417 --> 01:25:55,417 Damn it! 1715 01:27:31,583 --> 01:27:36,750 CAROLE DISPATCHER CALL ME. SUPER URGENT!!! 1716 01:28:09,458 --> 01:28:11,167 Are you ready? Go! 1717 01:28:11,667 --> 01:28:13,458 One, two. One, two... 118287