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And in the final segment of this show,
I will tell you
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the best thing about women's beach
volleyball here's a clue:
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it rhymes with
"founcing foobies." Hello!
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That oughta keep the monkeys
happy during commercial.
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That sports guy Vic?
There's a word for him.
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It, rhymes with "Jackass."
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Damn it. It's not gonna be
the same without you here, man.
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I can't believe it only took you
6 weeks to paint 500 square feet.
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I admit I was probably stalling
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cause I wanted Sasha to notice me
and put me on the air.
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I used every trick in the contractor's
stalling handbook.
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No, man, I loved it when you convinced
her that the primer need a primer.
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That was good.
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How about the day
I spent washing that brush?
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Guys. Curtis, we've got
a police situation outside.
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What, so you immediately assume
it has something to do with me?
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- Post-racial, my ass.
- No. It's Vic. He's being arrested.
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All right, apparently, he's been
walking around town exposing himself.
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That's... that's terrible.
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To animals.
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Look, that's just weird.
Do the animals Even know?
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I mean, how does an animal
report something like that?
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They have him on
security tape at the zoo.
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He was in front of the gorilla cage,
and I don't know who started it...
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Why am I explaining this?
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OK, Curtis, I need you to
get in there and wrap it up.
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- We've got 30 seconds.
- Sasha, let me do it.
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- I'm sorry.
- What? Come on.
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You've heard my demo. You know
I'm good. Let me do it. Come on.
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This is not a radio fantasy camp.
We're on the air here.
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I'm so sorry, man.
It's just, i'm the engineer.
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I'm the guy who knows the show.
So, it only makes sense
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that I take over, you know?
I gotta do it.
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- You're on.
- I can't do it.
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- What?
- I can't think of anything to say.
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You can't think of anything to say?
You spent all morning talking about
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how many books you could
balance on kim Kardashian's ass.
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Sasha, let me do it. I'll do it.
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All right. Sorry, Curtis.
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Hey, everybody, I'm,
well, my name's Gary.
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Vic will be back in a couple of...
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Months?
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I can't tell you the reason why,
exactly,
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but let's just say it rhymes with
"basturbating in front of borillas."
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OK, so,
we're gonna talk some sports here.
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I read in the newspaper this morning
that, that south African runner,
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well, she tested positive
for having both male and female
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parts, and now, she's banned
from competing as a woman.
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I think that's terrible. They
she should be saluted. That's what...
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If I had male and female parts,
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I wouldn't be able to leave
my house long enough to train.
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Just too many options there, I'm sorry.
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It's like,
it's like being a one-man band.
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You get tired of banging your drum,
you move over to the slide whistle.
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That's...
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Anyway, my name is Gary Brooks
and that's the score.
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How was that?
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Thank you, Gary.
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Forget all the horrible
things I ever said about you.
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- Never said anything horrible to me.
- I said, "about you," not "to you."
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Wait a minute.
I just did something good for you.
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Why don't you do something nice for me?
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Let me finish
the morning here on the air?
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- I don't know...
- Time out.
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I just saved your bacon.
I'm good. You know I'm good.
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You know I never shut up,
and the only time I ever expose myself
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to an animal is when I was peeing
in a bush that was housing
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a very indignant raccoon.
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OK, you get one shot.
Tomorrow morning.
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Thank you!
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You were not scared at all, were you?
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You are welcome.
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-= 205 =-
"Gary on the Air"
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VO By : ¤Aka¤
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Team Subs-Addicts"
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How great will it be if we get to do
a show together? God, I thought my life
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peaked when I found out you could
buy shrimp that was already peeled.
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Yeah, it's gonna be
just like the old days, man.
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You're gonna be the pitcher
and I'm gonna be the catcher.
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I mean not like that, not like that.
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I mean,
it's more like it's more like football.
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You know, you'll be throwing
balls and I'm the receiver.
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Not like that, either.
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Hey, there they are.
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- What's the word, my man?
- I'll be in the bathroom.
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That's a man on a mission. I get that.
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Hey, dad.
For volunteer week at school,
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i'm gonna video tape greetings from us
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to uncle Mitch
and the marines in his unit.
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So, think of something to say.
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OK, I will. That's great, sweetheart.
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Yeah, it feels good to volunteer.
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Plus, it's extra credit
and I'm all over that, so.
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Hey, before Allison comes in, don't
tell her about my radio audition, OK?
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Why not?
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Because Allison will say something like,
"why are you gonna
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give up a good painter's job
"with a steady income
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"to follow a radio pipe dream"
that pays half as much?"
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Actually, it's 1/3 as much.
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That's why Vic had to take
that second job at the zoo.
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Gary, listen, I have a doctor's
appointment tomorrow,
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so I can't drive the kids to school.
Can you do car pool?
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No, I can't because i
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you know, I'll be honest with you.
I have something else planned.
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Something you're not willing to tell me.
So, what does that mean?
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A game you want to watch?
A hot dog stand you haven't tried?
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No, I...
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How do you know I'm not taking
a new interesting class?
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Is there a new zombie
movie opening tomorrow?
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I mean, what...
What could it be?
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It has to be something,
and something stupid.
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All right, I'll take the kids to school,
all right? Just get out.
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Gary, just one more thing.
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I'm concerned about Tom. He's been
spending a lot of time in the bathroom
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lately and, even though
I know it's appropriate for
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boys his age to
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do things,
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He's been acting a little
anxious and defensive, so.
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OK, all right.
You want me to talk to him?
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'cause I'm very comfortable
with the human body.
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Yeah, Curtis, I got that the summer
we all spent at the lake.
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OK, so, now,
a guy can't get an all over tan?
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I'll talk to Tommy, OK?
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I'll just tell him what my dad told me,
that every time you do it,
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a window in space opens up
and spiritual warriors
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come out and they spread
happiness and awareness.
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- How many drugs did your dad do?
- A lot.
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I'm not sure exactly how many,
but I was the only kid whose dad
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made a pipe out
of his pinewood derby car.
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All right, just,
just rember car pool tomorrow,
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and I'm assuming that's a "Yes"
on talking to Tom.
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I don't want him growing up
thinking it's something shameful
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you have to hide in a tool shed to do.
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What are you gonna do?
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You can't go do your audition
if you're taking the kids to school.
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I'm not gonna be taking my kids
to school. Someone will,
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because the school has set up
a car pool
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phone tree. You call one of the names
on this list. If they can't do it,
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they call someone else and so on until
someone's taking your kids to school.
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How is that like a tree?
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I mean, if each person talks
to the next person,
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and then they talk to the next person,
that's a phone Chain,
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that's a phone Chain.
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I don't know, they just,
they call it a phone tree.
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I'm telling you,
if one person calls many people,
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that's a tree, 'cause it branches out.
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Stop. Is this gonna bother you all day?
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No, no. I'm just...
I'm gonna get a beer, OK?
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I mean, a phone train.
A phone... phone stream.
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I mean, tree is the only thing
that doesn't describe it.
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- Tom, get out of the bathroom!
- Yeah, I'll be out in a minute.
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That's what you said 5 minutes ago.
What are you doing in there?
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No matter what he's doing in there,
do you really want him to answer that?
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- Fine.
- Get ready for school, would you?
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Tommy, that's enough now.
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Come on, your ride for school's here.
Let's go.
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- What the heck's going on in there?
- OK, I don't wanna talk about it.
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- Can't you just mind your own business?
- You don't have to talk about it.
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But listen, it's no big deal.
Everybody goes through it.
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I went through it,
your uncle went through it.
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I'm not going through anything.
So, don't.
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Relax. Look, if you happen
to find yourself going through
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an exciting new chapter
in your life, just
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know that every,
single man on the planet
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has enjoyed that chapter over
and over and over again.
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OK? Now, go to school, and take comfort
knowing that it has a very happy ending.
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So, Michael Vick is back in the NFL
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and, yeah, the guy
served his time in prison,
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but I don't think this is all
gonna even out until he faces
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a defensive line of Pit Bulls
and somebody snaps him a ham.
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Gary, remind people to call in.
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OK, everybody, don't forget to call in.
I'm Gary Brooks. This is the score.
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Let's talk some sports.
All sports except for soccer.
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And don't call me and tell
me how great soccer is.
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You always say things like, "come on.
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It's the most popular sport
in the entire world." Who cares?
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Coldplay's the most popular
band in the entire world,
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but that doesn't mean
I don't wanna light a Nickelback CD
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on fire and beat Chris Martin
over the head with it.
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You got a call on line 1.
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We have allie in Marvista. She's upset.
Why are you so angry, Allie?
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Because my stupid ex-husband
is doing a radio show,
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and I got a call from the phone tree
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asking if I could take
my own kids to school.
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That's crazy.
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Can you?
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Gary, what the hell are you doing
on the radio while
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the kids are waiting
at your house for a ride?
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OK, I would explain, but you're calling
me right in the middle of my show.
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I'm sorry. Am interrupting your show?
I just have one question.
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What freakin' show, Gar?
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The score with Gary Brooks!
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And you're our first caller, so,
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you win our Kobe Bryant bobblehead.
There you go.
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We'll get that out to you right away.
Is your address still the gates of hell?
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I can't believe you kept
this secret from me, Gary.
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Allison, your reaction is the exact
reason why I didn't tell you about this.
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I only get one shot at this radio gig,
and I didn't want you
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to spoil it for me like you spoiled
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our marriage and sex
and the endings of movies.
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I'm not trying to spoil anything for you
but come on. A new career? Now?
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I mean, would you make as much money
on the radio as you do painting?
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I'm not sure.
Probably.
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Gary, I don't understand this.
I mean, you have a good job
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and you make good money.
Why would you throw all that away?
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And for the record, I didn't ruin
that movie ending on purpose.
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I just guessed that goose would die in a
traing mission and Maverick would live.
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You know what?
For once in my life, I'm actually
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in control here,
so, I am cutting you off.
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Gary, keep her on.
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People are loving the show. The phones
are lighting up like a Christmas tree.
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OK, we got another call.
This is Keith from burbank.
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Keith, what's on your mind?
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Man, Gary, I hate when chicks
give away movie endings.
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My girlfriend used to do that.
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Except she didn't really know she was
my girlfriend, and she was a stranger.
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OK. Why don't I let
allison respond to that?
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Allison, why do you guys
ruin movie endings?
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Please. Half those movies you said
I ruined, Stephen Baldwin
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was already ruing.
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Can we just talk
about this later, please?
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Yeah, I'd love to, Alison.
But, we actually have another caller.
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Look at this. We got Stu from Valencia.
Stu, you're on the score.
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I've been listening to this whole
discussion. I think you're both
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making really good points,
and I just have to say, Allison?
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You sound hot.
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You know what, Allison?
I know you think this dream is crazy,
228
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but if I don't go for this right now,
when will i?
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Probably never will.
This is my chance, and
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guys like me
and guys like Keith out there,
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guys that know what it's like
to work for a living, guys
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that bust their butts day in and day out
they know what i'm talking about.
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My whole life,
I've done what I've had to do,
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and now, finally, I have a chance
to do what I want to do.
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So, Allison, just so I can really
understand your side,
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what are you?
Like, a 34c?
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Bite me, Stu.
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Gary? Please,
can we have an adult conversation here?
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Yeah, that's real mature, Gar.
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OK, you know what?
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Just once,
I would like to talk to you...
242
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You know what, Gary?
Gary, I'm right and you're wrong.
243
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That was Allie in Marvista.
244
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I'm Gary Brooks, and this is the score.
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Oh, my god.
246
00:12:13,864 --> 00:12:16,774
I'm sorry. I didn't know Allison was
gonna call in and ruin everything.
247
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Gary, that was amazing.
248
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,556
Really? Oh, my gosh.
That's great.
249
00:12:21,639 --> 00:12:23,765
You know,
I gotta let my bosses hear it, but
250
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I think this is something that
I can sell to them.
251
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Way to go, champ.
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00:12:31,143 --> 00:12:33,548
Man, that was awesome, man.
The phones were lighting up.
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Most of the guys were on your side
couple of guys
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wanted Allison's phone number.
255
00:12:37,099 --> 00:12:40,261
And Nickelback called and said if there
were more of them, they'd kick your ass.
256
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I believe this is actually
going to happen!
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This is totally gonna happen.
You're gonna be the guy on top,
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and I'm gonna be the guy
right underneath you.
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Not like that, not like that.
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00:13:02,212 --> 00:13:03,488
Hi, KPPQ?
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00:13:04,097 --> 00:13:07,174
Yes, my name is, Steve Karisnowski and
262
00:13:07,386 --> 00:13:10,228
and I was calling because
I really loved that guy
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you had on the air this morning,
Gary Brooks was his name, I think?
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Karisnowski.
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"K"...
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You know, just how it sounds.
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Hello?
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KPPQ? This is Christopher Walken, hello.
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I'm calling 'cause of that boy
you had on the radio this morning.
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I think his name was Gary Brooks.
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Now, normally, I don't listen
to sports talk radio, but...
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He made me a fan!
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Keep him on the air.
I like it. I like it.
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- Hi.
- Hey, there she is, my biggest fan.
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What the heck were you doing
calling in to the radio show?
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00:14:00,333 --> 00:14:03,385
What were you doing? What? All of
a sudden, you're a radio personality?
277
00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,229
Why didn't you tell me
you were doing this?
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I knew you would be against it.
It's your job
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to vacuum fun out of my life.
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00:14:09,085 --> 00:14:12,913
You even have special attachment to suck
fun out of all my hard to reach places.
281
00:14:14,150 --> 00:14:16,497
Look, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I overreacted.
282
00:14:16,580 --> 00:14:18,905
I just you were on the radio
and I got all panicked
283
00:14:18,988 --> 00:14:21,065
about how we were gonna be able
to afford everything.
284
00:14:21,224 --> 00:14:23,261
Gary, it's a tiny little station.
285
00:14:23,496 --> 00:14:25,987
Will you make as much on
the radio as you do painting?
286
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Not at first, OK?
287
00:14:27,925 --> 00:14:30,847
But after a few years,
when I get my own following,
288
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I still won't even come close.
289
00:14:37,302 --> 00:14:39,458
Gary, there's something
I haven't told you.
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00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,711
Come on. We haven't had sex in 6 months.
291
00:14:44,356 --> 00:14:48,006
No, do you rember a couple of
months ago, we sent in that application
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for Louise to get in
to the l.A Philharmonic youth program?
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00:14:50,796 --> 00:14:52,908
Yeah, you told me it was
a super expensive
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and prestigious.
But don't worry 'cause she won't get in.
295
00:14:55,310 --> 00:14:56,225
She got in.
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00:14:57,934 --> 00:15:00,453
Of course she did.
She's so darn good at everything.
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00:15:01,691 --> 00:15:03,679
Listen to me, this music program,
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it's gonna be a stretch Even
on your painter's salary,
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00:15:06,173 --> 00:15:08,577
but if you quit painting
and you start making less,
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00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,658
I don't know if we'll be able
to afford it at all.
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00:15:10,755 --> 00:15:12,951
And I know it's a little weird for me
to say this, because
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I don't contribute as much financially,
303
00:15:15,276 --> 00:15:17,129
- but...
- You mean, like 0 dollars?
304
00:15:18,162 --> 00:15:20,701
Jeez, Gary,
if you want to put a number on it. God.
305
00:15:21,172 --> 00:15:24,336
Look, this is... This is terrible.
This radio thing is like my dream.
306
00:15:24,513 --> 00:15:28,208
But I can't stand in the way of Louise.
This is super important for her. Yeah.
307
00:15:28,762 --> 00:15:31,988
It's time to say something to uncle
Mitch and the marines in his unit.
308
00:15:33,151 --> 00:15:35,876
Hey, Mitch. It's your little brother.
Come home soon. We love you.
309
00:15:35,961 --> 00:15:37,971
Tommy's bunk bed is waiting for you.
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I just wanted to say thanks
to you and everyone in your unit.
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For your service.
And, stay safe.
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00:15:45,377 --> 00:15:48,073
'cause I wanna give you a great,
big hug when you come home.
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Thanks. He's really gonna love that.
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00:15:52,824 --> 00:15:55,141
Tom, is there anything
that you want to say to uncle Mitch?
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Can I have a little peace?
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Tom wants peace, uncle Mitch.
317
00:16:07,106 --> 00:16:09,221
- Hey, guys. What's up?
- Hey. Allie.
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00:16:09,304 --> 00:16:11,612
So, listen, man,
we wanted to talk to you.
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00:16:11,695 --> 00:16:13,224
I think I should tell him.
320
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:15,433
It's probably better
coming from a buddy.
321
00:16:16,732 --> 00:16:18,286
Anyway, it didn't work out.
322
00:16:18,369 --> 00:16:20,217
Sasha tried really hard
but the guys upstairs,
323
00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:22,654
they just didn't respond to the show.
I'm sorry.
324
00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:24,683
Well.
325
00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:28,162
That's what I get. It was dumb of me
to Even get my hopes up.
326
00:16:28,629 --> 00:16:29,773
I'm sorry, Gar.
327
00:16:29,919 --> 00:16:32,527
And they also said i'm
just messing with you, man.
328
00:16:32,623 --> 00:16:34,687
- They loved you!
- What?
329
00:16:34,988 --> 00:16:36,642
They loved you, Gary.
330
00:16:37,078 --> 00:16:40,410
Congratulations.
You are the new KPPQ sports guy.
331
00:16:41,916 --> 00:16:43,701
Hey, you should have seen your face.
332
00:16:43,793 --> 00:16:45,735
It's like your heart was broken.
333
00:16:46,924 --> 00:16:48,754
Yeah, tell him how it went down.
334
00:16:49,236 --> 00:16:51,862
I gave the tape to management,
and they flipped.
335
00:16:51,945 --> 00:16:54,878
You were Edgy, you were funny,
you knew your stuff.
336
00:16:55,045 --> 00:16:57,952
And then, I made the point
that it's the kind of show that both men
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00:16:58,035 --> 00:17:01,164
and women would listen to,
which made me look like a genius.
338
00:17:02,072 --> 00:17:03,468
So, what do you say?
339
00:17:07,489 --> 00:17:08,921
I'm gonna have to say no.
340
00:17:09,790 --> 00:17:11,391
Yes! Wait.
Hold on. What?
341
00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:14,830
Sorry, I can't do it. Sorry.
342
00:17:15,995 --> 00:17:18,606
Well, hold on a second.
Let me get this straight.
343
00:17:19,149 --> 00:17:20,853
The thing you've been pestering
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00:17:20,966 --> 00:17:24,328
me to give you for the last 6 weeks,
you're now saying you don't want?
345
00:17:24,566 --> 00:17:26,311
What are you?
A toddler?
346
00:17:27,804 --> 00:17:31,415
- Look, I can't do it. I'm sorry.
- Gary, you have to do this.
347
00:17:31,549 --> 00:17:35,204
And not just because i'm gonna look like
a giant ass to my boss if you say no.
348
00:17:35,694 --> 00:17:37,921
But because you were born to do this.
349
00:17:38,483 --> 00:17:40,873
I've never seen anyone enjoy
themselves doing anything
350
00:17:40,956 --> 00:17:43,392
the way that I saw you
enjoy being on the radio.
351
00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:45,646
It was like you were glowing.
352
00:17:46,066 --> 00:17:49,834
And I don't know if I've had that
feeling doing anything in my life, ever.
353
00:17:51,641 --> 00:17:53,558
My, my daughter
354
00:17:53,755 --> 00:17:56,096
has an opportunity to do something
really incredible,
355
00:17:56,179 --> 00:17:58,103
and I will not be able to
make that work
356
00:17:58,186 --> 00:18:00,889
on a Dj's salary, so, I can't.
357
00:18:01,063 --> 00:18:02,619
I'm sorry.
I cannot do it.
358
00:18:04,852 --> 00:18:08,118
- I'm really upset to hear that.
- Hang on. Sasha, just.
359
00:18:08,465 --> 00:18:10,391
Gary, can I talk to you for a second?
360
00:18:14,859 --> 00:18:15,758
What?
361
00:18:18,073 --> 00:18:19,955
- You gotta take the job.
- I can't.
362
00:18:20,038 --> 00:18:21,759
How are we gonna pay for Louise program?
363
00:18:21,844 --> 00:18:25,440
I don't know. Gary, we'll figure it out.
We'll save, we'll stretch.
364
00:18:25,528 --> 00:18:27,393
I don't know, but you gotta do it.
365
00:18:28,046 --> 00:18:29,521
It'll make you really happy.
366
00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,186
Is this a trap?
367
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:36,546
No, look. You may not believe this
but I want you to be happy.
368
00:18:36,823 --> 00:18:38,917
And not just because I care about you.
369
00:18:39,535 --> 00:18:41,657
But because if you're happy, Gary,
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00:18:42,171 --> 00:18:43,567
the family is happy.
371
00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,250
And what could be more inspiring
to the kids than seeing their dad
372
00:18:47,333 --> 00:18:48,994
doing something he loves?
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00:18:49,843 --> 00:18:51,360
We're just gonna make it work.
374
00:18:52,659 --> 00:18:55,126
Yeah, this... This has "trap"
written all over it.
375
00:18:58,436 --> 00:18:59,833
Hey, guys, listen.
376
00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:03,530
I'm sorry. I really tried,
but he doesn't want to do it.
377
00:19:03,613 --> 00:19:05,974
What? He's giving this up?
This is the chance of a lifetime.
378
00:19:06,057 --> 00:19:07,829
I can't believe he's turning this down.
379
00:19:07,912 --> 00:19:11,693
Which is why I'm not throwing it away.
I'm messing with you! I'm doing it!
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00:19:13,526 --> 00:19:16,608
- I am your new sports guy.
- This is so great!
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00:19:19,046 --> 00:19:22,332
Please, feel free to call in
as often as you like, all right?
382
00:19:22,427 --> 00:19:25,569
Do you guys think you can find
something to fight about every day?
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00:19:25,689 --> 00:19:28,288
Gee, I don't know.
It might be a little rough, but
384
00:19:28,378 --> 00:19:30,377
we'll get it together once
the cameras are rolling.
385
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,463
But it's not cameras, Gary. It's radio.
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00:19:32,547 --> 00:19:35,780
I knew you were gonna say that.
The second I said the word "camera,"
387
00:19:35,863 --> 00:19:38,003
I knew you were gonna correct
me in front of my friends.
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00:19:38,087 --> 00:19:40,162
This is... This is perfect.
389
00:19:40,303 --> 00:19:42,213
This is perfect.
I love it.
390
00:19:42,647 --> 00:19:43,755
Welcome aboard.
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00:19:45,245 --> 00:19:48,073
Well, congratulations, Gary.
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00:19:48,399 --> 00:19:50,472
- You finally got your own show.
- I got my own show!
393
00:19:50,555 --> 00:19:52,703
Just like we said.
Man, it's gonna be you and me.
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00:19:52,786 --> 00:19:56,005
All right? You're gonna be the hot dog
to my bun. But not like that.
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00:19:59,733 --> 00:20:01,040
I gotta thank you.
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00:20:01,123 --> 00:20:04,334
If you weren't a royal pain in my ass,
my dream never would have come true.
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00:20:07,142 --> 00:20:09,354
No! Oh, my god, this is terrible!
398
00:20:10,379 --> 00:20:12,039
Oh, my god.
What?
399
00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:14,093
I can't believe this is how it ends!
400
00:20:14,176 --> 00:20:15,284
What?
401
00:20:16,596 --> 00:20:19,690
- Honey, you don't like the ending?
- Oh, god!
402
00:20:19,881 --> 00:20:22,726
Gary, call the doctor.
He's crying. He's crying.
403
00:20:22,845 --> 00:20:24,970
All right, that's enough now.
Tommy, I'm coming in now.
404
00:20:25,176 --> 00:20:27,017
Come on.
Enough's enough. I'm com...
405
00:20:30,102 --> 00:20:32,877
Gary, do lave.
That could be very damaging right now.
406
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:36,182
Oh, my gosh. You won't believe what
he's been doing in here.
407
00:20:36,368 --> 00:20:38,800
He's reading "bridges
of madison county."
408
00:20:41,543 --> 00:20:43,095
I didn't want anyone to know.
409
00:20:43,532 --> 00:20:45,932
- Honey, that's, like, the saddest book.
- Yeah, I know.
410
00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:48,194
- And dad said it had a happy ending.
- All right.
411
00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:51,870
That's a relief. Isn't it?
412
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,524
Yeah, It's Kinda weird he's reading
that book in the bathroom.
413
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,810
I hope when he does the other thing,
he doesn't start doing in the library.
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00:20:58,267 --> 00:20:59,904
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