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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:21,088 ♪ 2 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:40,607 ♪ Deep down in Louisiana close to New Orleans ♪ 3 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:43,610 ♪ Way back up in the woods among the evergreens ♪ 4 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:46,112 ♪ There stood a log cabin made of earth and wood ♪ 5 00:00:46,113 --> 00:00:49,115 ♪ Where lived a country boy named Johnny B. Goode ♪ 6 00:00:49,116 --> 00:00:51,618 ♪ Who never ever learned to read or write so well ♪ 7 00:00:51,619 --> 00:00:54,121 ♪ But he could play a guitar just like ringing a bell ♪ 8 00:00:54,622 --> 00:00:57,124 ♪ Go, go go, Johnny, go ♪ 9 00:00:57,625 --> 00:01:00,126 ♪ Go, go, Johnny, go ♪ 10 00:01:00,127 --> 00:01:03,129 ♪ Go, go, Johnny, go ♪ 11 00:01:03,130 --> 00:01:06,132 ♪ Go, go, Johnny, go ♪ 12 00:01:06,133 --> 00:01:09,636 ♪ Go, Johnny B. Goode ♪ 13 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:14,641 ♪ He used to carry his guitar in a gunny sack ♪ 14 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:17,143 ♪ And sit beneath the trees by the railroad track ♪ 15 00:01:17,144 --> 00:01:20,146 ♪ Oh, the engineers used to see him sittin' in the shade ♪ 16 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:22,649 ♪ Strumming with the rhythm that the drivers made ♪ 17 00:01:23,150 --> 00:01:25,652 ♪ The people passing by they would stop and say ♪ 18 00:01:25,653 --> 00:01:28,154 ♪ "Oh, my, but that little country boy could play" ♪ 19 00:01:28,155 --> 00:01:31,158 ♪ Go, go go, Johnny, go ♪ 20 00:01:31,659 --> 00:01:34,160 ♪ Go, go, Johnny, go ♪ 21 00:01:34,161 --> 00:01:37,163 ♪ Go, go, Johnny, go ♪ 22 00:01:37,164 --> 00:01:40,166 ♪ Go, go, Johnny, go ♪ 23 00:01:40,167 --> 00:01:43,670 ♪ Go, Johnny B. Goode ♪ 24 00:02:09,196 --> 00:02:12,198 Yeah, a lot of people think Elvis was the king of rock 'n' roll, 25 00:02:12,199 --> 00:02:15,201 but I say it's Chuck Berry, man. 26 00:02:15,202 --> 00:02:18,204 Chuck Berry will always be the king in my book. 27 00:02:18,205 --> 00:02:20,707 He even went to jail for rock 'n' roll. 28 00:02:20,708 --> 00:02:23,210 I really admire a guy that stands up for what he believes in. 29 00:02:23,711 --> 00:02:28,215 I remember one time I learned a Chuck Berry intro to "Johnny B. Goode," man. 30 00:02:28,716 --> 00:02:30,717 Took me six months. 31 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:33,219 I had to slow the record down, man. 32 00:02:33,220 --> 00:02:35,221 I learned it note for note, man. 33 00:02:35,222 --> 00:02:38,224 And then our singer changed keys on us, man. What a bummer! 34 00:02:38,225 --> 00:02:41,227 And you gotta respect rock 'n' roll too, man. 35 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:43,730 'Cause it'll kill you. It killed Elvis, man. 36 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:47,233 A lot of people think it was the drugs, but it wasn't the drugs. 37 00:02:47,234 --> 00:02:49,736 What happens, man... You get into rock 'n' roll, 38 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:53,239 and it's so much fun you take drugs to enjoy it, you know? 39 00:02:53,240 --> 00:02:56,743 And then you take so much drugs, you forget what you're taking. 40 00:02:56,744 --> 00:02:59,246 And next thing you know, it kills you. 41 00:02:59,747 --> 00:03:02,249 And, you know, it's not even the drugs that'll kill you, man. 42 00:03:02,750 --> 00:03:04,751 What really kills you is looking for drugs. 43 00:03:04,752 --> 00:03:07,754 Keeps you up all night, man. 44 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:11,758 I remember when I was heavy into drugs, I'd be up three days... 45 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:14,260 Lookin' for some toot or somethin', man. 46 00:03:14,261 --> 00:03:17,764 I said, "to hell with that, man." I put it down, man. 47 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:22,769 I haven't done any drugs or smoked a joint or nothin' for a whole week, man. 48 00:03:22,770 --> 00:03:26,273 And I feel so good, I wanna get high. You know what I mean? 49 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:28,275 Ah, shit, man... 50 00:03:28,776 --> 00:03:31,778 That's my partner. He usually don't have much to say, 51 00:03:31,779 --> 00:03:34,280 but that'll show you what 20 cups of coffee will do. 52 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:37,283 Oh, and that's me. I'm really handsome, huh? 53 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:39,786 See, I've heard all this stuff before, man, 54 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:42,789 'cause we've been driving for three days straight. 55 00:03:42,790 --> 00:03:45,291 See, like, we started off in Chicago, you know? 56 00:03:45,292 --> 00:03:48,795 And, like, we were there during the coldest day in history, man. 57 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:51,297 It was, like, 80 below, you know? 58 00:03:51,298 --> 00:03:53,800 It was, like, even colder if you lived down by the lake. 59 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:57,303 And it was even colder if you were Mexican, you know? 60 00:03:57,304 --> 00:04:00,306 And then if you were Mexican and lived down by the lake, it was... 61 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:04,311 Oh, okay. What I'm trying to say is, like, things were tough all over. 62 00:04:04,812 --> 00:04:08,314 And, uh... but, see, we were lucky, 'cause at least we had a job. 63 00:04:08,315 --> 00:04:11,317 Come on. Be a customer, man. 64 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:13,319 Come on in, brother. 65 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:15,822 All right, we got a customer, man. 66 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:18,325 Oh, hey! Ooh! 67 00:04:26,333 --> 00:04:29,836 Hey, hey, welcome to Mekka car wash, man. 68 00:04:29,837 --> 00:04:32,339 Mm-hmm. 69 00:04:35,342 --> 00:04:39,345 Say, I want you to be real clean with my machine, you know? 70 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:42,849 And I'm aware of all the tapes I got in my car too. 71 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:46,352 - I ain't got no Freddy Fender. - Hey, get lost! 72 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:50,356 I'm cleaning it up right now. 73 00:04:50,357 --> 00:04:52,859 I'm gonna turn the heat up. 74 00:04:53,360 --> 00:04:57,364 Oh, god, my toes are like bricks, man. 75 00:04:58,866 --> 00:05:01,868 Hey. Look at this car, man. 76 00:05:01,869 --> 00:05:05,872 How somebody could take a perfectly good car and righteously mess it up. 77 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:08,374 Look at this dash. 78 00:05:08,375 --> 00:05:11,377 If it was mine, I'd do it chartreuse green... 79 00:05:11,378 --> 00:05:13,880 With a nice big blue diamond there, man. 80 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:16,883 Baby booties coming off. That'd be heavy. 81 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:19,886 Look, that guy put leopard skin. 82 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:22,889 I'd put tiger skin, man. That's much hipper. 83 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,891 Get rid of this shit. 84 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:28,896 Put one of them little chain wheels on, man, then lower the sucker. 85 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,903 God, it's cold. 86 00:05:36,403 --> 00:05:38,905 Give me a hit. 87 00:05:41,909 --> 00:05:43,910 The thing's not lit, man. 88 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:46,914 I can't get my fingers to work. 89 00:05:49,917 --> 00:05:53,419 Tobacco! Agh! 90 00:05:53,420 --> 00:05:55,421 Wonder if he got any tapes. 91 00:05:55,422 --> 00:05:59,926 What did he lock his glove compartment for, man? The punk. 92 00:06:00,427 --> 00:06:02,428 Probably just go mambo-jambo music, anyway. 93 00:06:02,429 --> 00:06:05,432 Man, you smell something burning? 94 00:06:05,933 --> 00:06:09,936 Hey, man, don't you look at those ashtrays before you empty them, man? 95 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:12,439 Look at, that stuff is still burning, man! 96 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:22,448 You're making it worse. 97 00:06:22,449 --> 00:06:25,952 The whole cigarette pack's on fire, man! Stamp it out! 98 00:06:25,953 --> 00:06:29,455 Stop! The car! 99 00:06:29,456 --> 00:06:33,459 We're moving! How do I get out? Lift the handle! 100 00:06:33,460 --> 00:06:35,962 It's stuck! 101 00:06:35,963 --> 00:06:39,466 - Help! - Come on, unlock us! 102 00:06:45,472 --> 00:06:49,976 Oh, no! Hey! 103 00:06:49,977 --> 00:06:53,980 Aw, shit. Ahhhhh, god! 104 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:56,483 Hey, we're going in! Watch out! 105 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:59,987 I can't breathe! I can't breathe! 106 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:09,495 Ahhh. Hey, stop the car! 107 00:07:09,496 --> 00:07:11,998 Hey! Hey! 108 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:15,001 Ahhh, I swallowed this crap. 109 00:07:15,002 --> 00:07:18,505 It's burning my throat! 110 00:07:19,006 --> 00:07:22,009 Oh, shit! 111 00:07:24,011 --> 00:07:27,514 I know, I know. Oh, god, I can't see! 112 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:37,524 No, not the spray wax! No spray wax! No! 113 00:07:41,528 --> 00:07:43,529 Oh, no! 114 00:07:43,530 --> 00:07:46,533 Oh, please, please! Ow! Ow! Ow! 115 00:07:48,035 --> 00:07:51,037 Hey! 116 00:07:51,038 --> 00:07:54,041 Ohh! Aaah! 117 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:26,572 My car! 118 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:29,576 Get out of my car! 119 00:08:35,082 --> 00:08:37,084 Hey, man, did you want spray wax? 120 00:08:39,086 --> 00:08:41,587 We didn't keep the car wash job for too long, man. 121 00:08:41,588 --> 00:08:43,589 We got fired. 122 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:47,093 Well, actually we didn't get fired. We got another job. 123 00:08:49,596 --> 00:08:53,099 See, these Arabs that owned this car wash also owned this night club. 124 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:57,103 And they needed a band, so, hey, we put a band together. Man, why not? 125 00:08:57,104 --> 00:09:02,108 You know, what we did was we went out and got the heaviest players in town, you know, 126 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,610 and we put this heavy monster group together, man. 127 00:09:04,611 --> 00:09:08,114 Hey, we were really good too. One, two, three, four. 128 00:09:08,115 --> 00:09:08,615 ♪ 129 00:09:15,622 --> 00:09:18,124 Hey, good evening, everybody. 130 00:09:18,125 --> 00:09:21,627 We want to welcome you all to the club Mekka. 131 00:09:21,628 --> 00:09:25,131 We're glad everybody could make it tonight. 132 00:09:25,132 --> 00:09:28,634 It's nice to see all your smiling, friendly faces out here. 133 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:32,138 We want to give you a really good show tonight, man. 134 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:34,141 We're gonna knock your socks off. 135 00:09:35,642 --> 00:09:39,646 We wanna take you for a little trip down memory Lane. 136 00:09:41,148 --> 00:09:45,151 Just imagine, everybody, you're cruising down Whittier boulevard. 137 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:47,653 Everybody remember Whittier boulevard? 138 00:09:47,654 --> 00:09:50,657 Hey! Whoo! 139 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:54,161 Anybody here from the phantom scar club? 140 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:59,666 How about, anybody here from Garfield high? 141 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:05,172 How about Lincoln? 142 00:10:05,672 --> 00:10:10,676 How about Verdugo? Any vatos from Verdugo high here? Whoo! 143 00:10:10,677 --> 00:10:13,179 Get down! 144 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:18,184 All right, so just pretend you're in the back seat of a '53 Chevy, 145 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:22,688 and you got a little bottle with you, a little b&b. 146 00:10:22,689 --> 00:10:25,191 Listening in your vibrasonic. 147 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:28,194 Got your arm around your best girl. 148 00:10:28,195 --> 00:10:30,696 Your other arm around a little bit of reefer. All right! 149 00:10:30,697 --> 00:10:33,700 Get down! 150 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:39,205 All right, so get ready for a trip down Whittier boulevard. 151 00:10:39,206 --> 00:10:42,208 I said, ehhh! 152 00:10:42,209 --> 00:10:44,210 Whoop-de-doo. Okay, two, three, four... 153 00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:46,712 ♪ Eh ♪ 154 00:10:46,713 --> 00:10:50,216 Oh, yeah. 155 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:53,220 ♪ Oh, whoop-oo-ee-doo ♪ 156 00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:58,224 ♪ My babe don't call me no more ♪ 157 00:10:58,225 --> 00:11:01,727 ♪ We were just this totally hot band, man, you know. 158 00:11:01,728 --> 00:11:05,231 Like, we were getting standing ovations and everything. 159 00:11:05,232 --> 00:11:08,234 ♪ Oh, whoop-oo-ee-doo ♪ 160 00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:11,237 ♪ My babe don't come here... ♪ 161 00:11:11,238 --> 00:11:13,739 ♪ ♪ Oh, whoop... ♪ 162 00:11:13,740 --> 00:11:17,743 They couldn't even wait to hear what we were gonna play next. 163 00:11:17,744 --> 00:11:21,747 ♪ We even had groupies, man. 164 00:11:21,748 --> 00:11:25,751 You know, like there was these high-class French chicks used to come and see us play. 165 00:11:25,752 --> 00:11:30,256 They were hung up on us. The only thing is, they were the bosses' girlfriends. 166 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,759 Hey, but, you know, all's fair in rock 'n' roll. 167 00:11:37,764 --> 00:11:39,766 Stop! 168 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,270 Okay! 169 00:12:07,794 --> 00:12:11,297 ♪ I said ehhh ♪ ♪ ehhh ♪ 170 00:12:11,298 --> 00:12:13,799 ♪ Ohhh ♪ ♪ ohhh ♪ 171 00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:15,801 ♪ I said eh ♪ ♪ eh ♪ 172 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:17,803 ♪ Oh ♪ ♪ oh ♪ 173 00:12:17,804 --> 00:12:21,807 ♪ Eh, oh, oh I'm a one-eyed snake ♪ 174 00:12:21,808 --> 00:12:24,310 ♪ I'm a one-eyed snake ♪ 175 00:12:24,311 --> 00:12:27,313 ♪ I'm a one-eyed snake ♪ 176 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:30,316 ♪ I'm a one-eyed snake ♪ 177 00:12:30,317 --> 00:12:33,319 ♪ I'm a one-eyed snake ♪ 178 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:38,824 ♪ I'm a one-eyed ♪ 179 00:12:38,825 --> 00:12:43,329 ♪ Talkin' about a one-eyed ♪ 180 00:12:43,330 --> 00:12:48,334 ♪ I don't mean two-eyed ♪ 181 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:51,337 ♪ Or three-eyed, four-eyed five-eyed, six-eyed ♪ 182 00:12:51,338 --> 00:12:53,339 ♪ Seven-eyed eight-eyed, ten-eyed ♪ 183 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,841 ♪ Walkin' down the alley got poked in the eye ♪ 184 00:12:55,842 --> 00:12:58,844 ♪ Was a gang fight, talkin' about it's a tough mother ♪ 185 00:12:58,845 --> 00:13:02,348 ♪ One-eyed ♪ 186 00:13:04,851 --> 00:13:09,355 Wait. ♪ 'Bout a one-eyed ♪ 187 00:13:09,856 --> 00:13:10,468 ♪ Snake ♪ 188 00:13:17,364 --> 00:13:20,367 ♪ [ Holding note ♪ 189 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:35,881 ♪ Snake ♪ 190 00:13:35,882 --> 00:13:39,385 Whoo! All right! 191 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:42,389 Hey. Yeah! 192 00:13:42,889 --> 00:13:47,893 ♪ Yeah, one-eyed snake ♪ 193 00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:50,897 ♪ 194 00:13:53,900 --> 00:13:56,402 Thank you very much. 195 00:13:56,903 --> 00:13:58,904 Well... whoo! 196 00:13:58,905 --> 00:14:01,907 You guys are a really good audience, man. 197 00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:04,910 Okay, we're gonna take a short pause for the cause right now. 198 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:07,913 I want everybody to relax and order up your favorite drink. 199 00:14:07,914 --> 00:14:10,916 And if you have any requests, just send them on up. 200 00:14:10,917 --> 00:14:14,420 So we'll see you later. Bye-bye. You've been a great audience. I really mean it. 201 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:17,423 What you got? What's that? 202 00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:19,425 It's from the French girls. 203 00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,927 Must be a request. Yeah. 204 00:14:21,928 --> 00:14:23,930 We'll get right to it. 205 00:14:31,438 --> 00:14:36,442 ♪ All right. 206 00:14:36,443 --> 00:14:39,446 Come on, man, hurry up. Let's go have a drink with those French chicks. 207 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:41,947 You go ahead, man. 208 00:14:41,948 --> 00:14:44,950 Oh, come on, man. They're waiting for us. 209 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,952 Ah, I don't know. 210 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:49,955 They-they're doing the Arabs. 211 00:14:49,956 --> 00:14:53,459 Hey, man, they sent us up a request. They want to party with us, man. 212 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:56,962 They just wanted to hear a tune, man. Oh, man, come on, man. 213 00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:59,465 We'll have fun, man. Come on. 214 00:14:59,966 --> 00:15:01,967 I don't even speak French, man. 215 00:15:01,968 --> 00:15:04,971 That's okay. I do, man. 216 00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:09,475 Hey, man, you got more of that Cologne, man? 217 00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:14,980 Ahhh! Oh, goddamn! 218 00:15:14,981 --> 00:15:17,983 Oh, shit, man! 219 00:15:17,984 --> 00:15:20,986 Put out a warning when you do one of those, man! 220 00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:22,989 It's that Arab shish kebab. 221 00:15:23,490 --> 00:15:25,991 Oh, god, you're gonna hurt somebody, man. 222 00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,994 God! 223 00:15:28,995 --> 00:15:31,497 Oh, don't that hurt, man? 224 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:35,000 Take about 20 stitches to close that wound. 225 00:15:35,001 --> 00:15:38,003 Ooh, what do you want to name that one? Gordo? 226 00:15:38,004 --> 00:15:40,506 God, it's still there, man. 227 00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:43,509 I swear to god, it's like a wall. 228 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:46,150 They don't need no iron curtain with you. They got the gas curtain. 229 00:15:55,522 --> 00:15:57,523 ♪ 230 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,525 Hey, hi, ladies. 231 00:15:59,526 --> 00:16:02,027 Bonsoir. "Bone swallow." 232 00:16:02,028 --> 00:16:04,029 How's it goes for yous twos? 233 00:16:04,030 --> 00:16:06,032 Tout Va bien. Oh, groovy. 234 00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:11,537 Uh... yeah. Yeah, sure. 235 00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:18,544 Oh, yeah, yeah. Uh, waitress! 236 00:16:18,545 --> 00:16:22,548 Waitress, can we have some drinks, please. 237 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:25,051 What do you guys want? Uh, three beers? 238 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:30,056 Uh, some "Louis don compagne." 239 00:16:30,557 --> 00:16:33,058 Uh... cold duck. 240 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:36,062 Hey, you'll like that. That's really cool. 241 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,568 Oh, hello. How are your ears? My ears are fine too. 242 00:16:42,569 --> 00:16:44,570 Hi. Bonsoir. 243 00:16:44,571 --> 00:16:48,073 Hey, pull up a stump. Rest your rump, man. Hey, thanks. 244 00:16:48,074 --> 00:16:50,576 Hey, thanks for coming down and checking out our set. 245 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:54,581 Really gave us a lot of inspiration, if you know what I mean. 246 00:16:57,083 --> 00:17:01,087 Oh, man! God, oh, man! 247 00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,591 Oh, goddamn, man! 248 00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:09,094 Oh! Hey, wanna see a trick? 249 00:17:09,095 --> 00:17:11,597 I-I could do an impression of a Jack-o-lantern. 250 00:17:17,103 --> 00:17:20,606 They want me to do it again. 251 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:24,611 Hey, watch. Yeah. I'm just gonna let it burn a little while. 252 00:17:27,113 --> 00:17:30,115 Where are you going? 253 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:33,119 Hey, it wasn't me! It was him! 254 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:38,124 Oh, man! See, they think it was my feet, man! 255 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:41,126 Hey, man, you gotta have some class, man. 256 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:44,129 You can't come on to these chicks and play bombs over Tokyo. 257 00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:47,633 It's not healthy to suppress bodily functions, man. 258 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:50,636 Oh, man! God! 259 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,639 God, it still smells. What've you been eating? Glue? 260 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,642 No, it's in my genes. Yeah, I know. 261 00:17:56,643 --> 00:18:02,148 Hey, stop eating that shish kebab. This is what's doing that stuff, man. 262 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:06,152 God, we had them going too. Man, they were going for it. 263 00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:16,162 Hey, don't eat them shish kebabs. 264 00:18:24,671 --> 00:18:27,674 Shit! 265 00:19:28,735 --> 00:19:31,737 Here's your jacket, man. 266 00:19:31,738 --> 00:19:34,740 These pants are still wet, man. 267 00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:37,743 Yeah, so is this jacket. 268 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:40,746 Hey, give me another dime, man. 269 00:19:40,747 --> 00:19:44,249 I don't have any more dimes. You sure? 270 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:47,252 Yeah, I just got dollars now, man. 271 00:19:47,253 --> 00:19:49,755 Hey, go out and get some change, man. 272 00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:53,258 Just wear 'em the way they are! My huevos will freeze. 273 00:19:53,259 --> 00:19:56,262 Go out and get some change, man. Hurry up. 274 00:20:03,269 --> 00:20:06,272 Hi, little girl. 275 00:20:06,773 --> 00:20:08,774 Mommy, look. Yeah. 276 00:20:08,775 --> 00:20:11,277 Mommy, look! 277 00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:20,285 Help! Police! Help! Police! 278 00:20:20,286 --> 00:20:23,789 Help! Hey! Hey, lady, I'm just drying my clothes! 279 00:20:23,790 --> 00:20:26,291 Hey, I wasn't doin' nothing! 280 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:32,297 Hey, don't call a cop! Hey, lady, my pants are in the dryer, and I... 281 00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,800 Oh, shit. 282 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:40,306 To serve and protect. You know, this used to be a good neighborhood. 283 00:20:40,807 --> 00:20:43,809 Now they're everywhere. Every place you go. What did this guy look like? 284 00:20:43,810 --> 00:20:47,312 They look at you with those sick pervert eyes. What was he dressed like? 285 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,816 They stare at you. They practically stare your clothes off. 286 00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:54,319 Did he... you take a bus ride. Maybe a million empty seats. 287 00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:57,823 But no, they gotta sit right next to you. 288 00:20:58,324 --> 00:21:01,827 You gonna sign a complaint to put this guy away? Rub their sweaty bodies... 289 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,829 Right up against you! 290 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:07,833 It's sick, I tell you! The whole world is sick! 291 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,836 Tell you what. Why don't you come with me, 292 00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:12,839 and we'll fill out a nice police report. 293 00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:16,341 Report? There's a weirdo running around in here, 294 00:21:16,342 --> 00:21:18,343 and you wanna do a report? 295 00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:21,847 What is that supposed to mean? This time I want answers! 296 00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:24,850 You gotta do something! 297 00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:35,862 Help! 298 00:21:41,367 --> 00:21:43,869 Help! 299 00:21:47,874 --> 00:21:50,877 Help! 300 00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:08,894 Is that stuff dry in there? 301 00:22:08,895 --> 00:22:10,896 I got some more dimes if you need 'em. 302 00:22:10,897 --> 00:22:15,901 Where you been, man? You missed all the excitement. 303 00:22:15,902 --> 00:22:18,904 Some pervert tried to rape a little girl, man. 304 00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:22,407 Geez, what a sick neighborhood, huh? 305 00:22:22,408 --> 00:22:25,911 Hey, what's wrong with you? 306 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,413 Hey, you're stoned, aren't you? 307 00:22:28,414 --> 00:22:31,917 I bet you never even saved me any, either. 308 00:22:31,918 --> 00:22:33,920 Hey, where is it, man? 309 00:22:35,421 --> 00:22:39,925 This is the car wash we used to work at before we got fired. 310 00:22:39,926 --> 00:22:42,928 Oh, and this is one of the owners of the car wash. 311 00:22:42,929 --> 00:22:46,932 He's a real cool dude... And a real sharp dresser. 312 00:22:46,933 --> 00:22:49,936 He just had some real strange customs. 313 00:22:52,438 --> 00:22:55,941 Oh, and that's his brother. He was the business man of the two guys. 314 00:22:55,942 --> 00:22:58,444 He's the guy that never paid us. 315 00:23:01,948 --> 00:23:03,950 How-how do you like? 316 00:23:09,956 --> 00:23:14,459 Please. Mirror. I have to see mirror. 317 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:17,462 Oh, yes, thank you. Thank you very much. 318 00:23:17,463 --> 00:23:21,466 Of course, what we do is take the healthy hair from his back... 319 00:23:21,467 --> 00:23:25,470 And put it in a random fashion up here to create a natural hairline. 320 00:23:25,471 --> 00:23:29,475 Later on, of course, I'll fill in the top, and it'll move on back all over. 321 00:23:29,976 --> 00:23:33,478 Yes, random. That looks very natural. 322 00:23:33,479 --> 00:23:37,983 Doesn't it? Yes. How do you like it? They put in random, see? 323 00:23:37,984 --> 00:23:40,987 And it looks very, very natural. 324 00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:47,493 Yes. Habib, how do you like it? 325 00:23:48,995 --> 00:23:50,997 Better than hairpiece. 326 00:23:51,497 --> 00:23:53,999 You are right. Much better than "herpes." 327 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,003 I should say so! Yes, before I had herpes on my head. 328 00:23:57,503 --> 00:24:00,505 You had herpes on your head? Yes, of course. 329 00:24:00,506 --> 00:24:03,508 Where else would you have it? On your dick? Ha-ha! 330 00:24:03,509 --> 00:24:06,511 I really do wish you'd mentioned that to me before. 331 00:24:06,512 --> 00:24:10,015 It was very embarrassing. I mean, everybody could see. 332 00:24:10,016 --> 00:24:13,518 You walk into a room, and they say, "ha, he has herpes on his head." 333 00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:17,022 You could not do anything. You could not go swimming. 334 00:24:17,023 --> 00:24:20,026 Because you have herpes. And girls don't like that. 335 00:24:20,526 --> 00:24:22,527 Very hard to get date with herpes. 336 00:24:22,528 --> 00:24:25,530 Yeah, this is much better. 337 00:24:25,531 --> 00:24:29,034 Tell you what. I give you souvenir. 338 00:24:29,035 --> 00:24:31,536 I give you my herpes. No, no, no, no. 339 00:24:31,537 --> 00:24:34,039 That's all right. Thank you, though. I insist, I insist. 340 00:24:34,040 --> 00:24:36,041 No, really, you keep 'em. A souvenir. 341 00:24:36,042 --> 00:24:38,544 Here, you take my herpes. I don't need anymore. 342 00:24:39,045 --> 00:24:41,546 Oh, "hairpiece." 343 00:24:41,547 --> 00:24:44,549 Yeah, that's much better. 344 00:24:44,550 --> 00:24:47,052 What is it? What are you doing? 345 00:24:47,053 --> 00:24:49,054 I told you to take it to Vegas. 346 00:24:49,055 --> 00:24:52,057 What? 347 00:24:52,058 --> 00:24:55,061 You idiot. Get out of here! Go on! 348 00:24:55,561 --> 00:24:57,562 Go on, everybody! Out, out, out! 349 00:24:57,563 --> 00:24:59,565 Oh, you make me so mad! 350 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:02,068 Get out of here. 351 00:25:05,071 --> 00:25:08,073 What do they do? They send it back to us. 352 00:25:08,074 --> 00:25:10,075 Oh, that idiot Abdul. 353 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:12,577 I don't believe that stupid idiot. 354 00:25:12,578 --> 00:25:16,081 Abdul, what in the hell are you doing? 355 00:25:16,082 --> 00:25:19,584 When I send you $5 million, you keep $5 million! 356 00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:22,087 Do you understand? 357 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:25,590 I don't care. I don't care. 358 00:25:25,591 --> 00:25:28,093 Use your imagination. 359 00:25:28,094 --> 00:25:30,596 You are in Las Vegas. You have $5 million. 360 00:25:31,097 --> 00:25:33,598 Are you a total idiot? 361 00:25:33,599 --> 00:25:38,103 I'm sending the money... I cannot launder any more money through this car wash. 362 00:25:38,104 --> 00:25:42,107 I don't care about your problems. Things are tough every over. 363 00:25:42,108 --> 00:25:44,609 I am sending back the money to you. Do you understand? 364 00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:48,113 And you keep it this time! Ah, the stupid idiot! 365 00:25:50,116 --> 00:25:53,618 No! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! 366 00:25:53,619 --> 00:25:56,121 The stupid thing! 367 00:25:59,125 --> 00:26:01,626 It's funny how things work out. 368 00:26:01,627 --> 00:26:05,631 The Arabs just heard our band one time, and they wanted us to go on the road. 369 00:26:06,132 --> 00:26:08,633 So they gave us a job driving this limousine to Las Vegas. 370 00:26:08,634 --> 00:26:11,637 Come on! Hey, man, you're gonna run the battery down. 371 00:26:12,138 --> 00:26:14,639 I'm not gonna run the battery down. 372 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,142 Look, we're out of gas, man, see? 373 00:26:17,143 --> 00:26:21,147 Didn't you check it, man? Oh, man! 374 00:26:21,647 --> 00:26:26,652 Shit, how can we be out of gas, man? We're not even out of town yet. 375 00:26:27,153 --> 00:26:29,654 We gotta find a gas station, man. 376 00:26:29,655 --> 00:26:32,157 Maybe that guy knows. 377 00:26:32,158 --> 00:26:35,160 Hey, dude! Hey, brother! 378 00:26:35,161 --> 00:26:37,663 Yo. Hey, man, come over here. 379 00:26:39,165 --> 00:26:41,666 Hey, you know where we can find a gas station? 380 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:44,169 Yeah, yeah, man. Which one? 381 00:26:44,170 --> 00:26:47,672 Uh, wash your window. Let me wash your window. No, no, we don't want... 382 00:26:47,673 --> 00:26:50,175 They're not dirty, man. The windows are clean, man. 383 00:26:50,176 --> 00:26:53,178 I'll do the windows. Hey, man, don't put that mud on the windows, man! 384 00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:57,682 I'll do the windows. Give me a dollar. We just need a gas station. 385 00:26:57,683 --> 00:27:00,685 Give me a dollar. We don't got a dollar, man. We need to find a gas station. 386 00:27:00,686 --> 00:27:03,188 Come on, give me a dollar. I need a dollar. Oh, shit. 387 00:27:03,189 --> 00:27:05,690 Give him a dollar. I ain't got no money. 388 00:27:05,691 --> 00:27:08,693 What do you mean? The Arabs gave you some money. 389 00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:11,696 I spent it. What do you mean you spent it? 390 00:27:11,697 --> 00:27:15,200 - I paid off our bar tab. - Oh, man! 391 00:27:15,701 --> 00:27:19,204 Hey, man, get out of the car! 392 00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:25,210 Hey, come on, man. Get out of the car. 393 00:27:25,711 --> 00:27:27,712 Ah, shit. 394 00:27:27,713 --> 00:27:31,716 See what you do, man? You don't even check to see if we have gas. 395 00:27:31,717 --> 00:27:34,719 Come on, man, get out! 396 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:37,722 Hey, man, open the door. 397 00:27:37,723 --> 00:27:40,225 Hey, come on, man! Open this door! 398 00:27:40,226 --> 00:27:43,229 I ain't bullshittin' with you. Get out! 399 00:27:43,729 --> 00:27:46,732 Oh, shit! 400 00:27:48,234 --> 00:27:50,735 Come on, man. 401 00:27:50,736 --> 00:27:53,238 Hey, man, unlock the door! 402 00:27:54,740 --> 00:27:58,243 Hey, man, unlock the door, man. It's cold out there, man. 403 00:27:58,244 --> 00:28:00,844 I know it's cold out here. I'm out here. Go around the other side. 404 00:28:01,247 --> 00:28:03,748 Open it from the inside. Man, come on! 405 00:28:03,749 --> 00:28:07,752 It's locked. I know it's locked. We gotta get this guy out of there. 406 00:28:07,753 --> 00:28:11,256 Open the door. Come on, man. Go around the other side. 407 00:28:11,257 --> 00:28:13,759 Oh, shit, man. 408 00:28:19,265 --> 00:28:22,267 - Hi, officer. - Can I help you? 409 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:26,271 Oh, no, we're okay, man. We just got this chump in the back seat, man. 410 00:28:26,272 --> 00:28:29,275 You got the "champ" in the back seat? 411 00:28:30,276 --> 00:28:32,777 Damn, that is the champ! 412 00:28:32,778 --> 00:28:35,780 Hey, champ! 413 00:28:35,781 --> 00:28:40,785 What'd you tell him, man? I didn't tell him nothing. He told me. 414 00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:43,788 This guy thinks he's got the champ in the back seat. 415 00:28:43,789 --> 00:28:46,792 - Hey, sit still, champ. - We got a ride. 416 00:28:54,300 --> 00:28:57,802 Hey, brother. Hey, thanks a lot, man. 417 00:28:57,803 --> 00:29:00,305 Oh, sure, sure. Anytime, anytime. I appreciate it, man. 418 00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:03,308 Hey, listen, could I just meet the champ, just for a second? 419 00:29:03,309 --> 00:29:06,811 He don't like strange people coming up to him, all right? I just wanna talk to him. 420 00:29:06,812 --> 00:29:09,314 I'm a real big fan. He's real tired, man. 421 00:29:09,315 --> 00:29:12,318 All right, well, can I get an autograph? Oh, yeah, sure. 422 00:29:12,818 --> 00:29:15,820 Oh, great, great. Here. Just tell him to write anything he wants. 423 00:29:15,821 --> 00:29:20,325 Something like, "Willie Albert, my best buddy and sparring partner of all times." 424 00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:22,827 Love always, the champ." Yeah, yeah, sure. 425 00:29:22,828 --> 00:29:25,830 Great, great, great. All right, there you go. Yeah, thanks a lot. 426 00:29:25,831 --> 00:29:27,833 All right. Wait right there. 427 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:30,835 Okay. Hey... 428 00:29:30,836 --> 00:29:32,837 Hey, champ, come on, we gotta sign an autograph. 429 00:29:32,838 --> 00:29:34,839 Yeah? Who it for? 430 00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:36,880 It's for the cop who gave us a ride over here, man. 431 00:29:37,343 --> 00:29:38,844 Well, what his name? 432 00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:41,846 His name is black Russian or something like that. 433 00:29:41,847 --> 00:29:44,849 Just sign "to the black cerote." 434 00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:48,853 There you go. Yeah, that's good. You got good handwriting. 435 00:29:48,854 --> 00:29:51,356 Hey, thanks a lot, man. There you go, man. 436 00:29:51,857 --> 00:29:55,860 Oh, great, great! He's a really big fan of yours, man. 437 00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:58,863 He's heard of me? Oh, yeah, yeah! 438 00:29:58,864 --> 00:30:02,867 So you think I can spar a little with him? He'll punch your lights out. 439 00:30:02,868 --> 00:30:05,870 Great, great, great! Thanks a lot. Yeah, no problem, man. 440 00:30:05,871 --> 00:30:08,373 Thanks, champ. See you later, man. 441 00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:11,376 Hey, be good, man. Thanks a lot. All right. 442 00:30:11,377 --> 00:30:14,379 Yeah, he's got all your albums. 443 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,381 Hey, protect the city. All right. 444 00:30:16,382 --> 00:30:18,883 Hey, man, you got $24.15 on gas. 445 00:30:18,884 --> 00:30:22,887 Oh, yeah. My partner's got the money, man. Hey, give him $24.15. 446 00:30:22,888 --> 00:30:25,390 What? $24.15 for the gas, man. 447 00:30:25,391 --> 00:30:28,394 I ain't got no money. What do you mean you ain't got no money? 448 00:30:28,894 --> 00:30:31,896 I told you, I ain't got no money. What'd you do with it? 449 00:30:31,897 --> 00:30:34,399 I paid our bar tab, man. 450 00:30:34,400 --> 00:30:36,901 So we don't got no money? Nothing. 451 00:30:36,902 --> 00:30:39,404 Not one cent? Nothing. Not a penny. 452 00:30:39,405 --> 00:30:41,906 What'd you buy that candy bar with? What candy bar? 453 00:30:41,907 --> 00:30:45,910 That candy bar that you got all in your beard there, man. 454 00:30:45,911 --> 00:30:48,413 Oh, well, that's a quarter, you know. Oh, man! 455 00:30:48,414 --> 00:30:51,916 Hey! Hey, where you going with that, man? 456 00:30:51,917 --> 00:30:55,921 That ain't ours, man. Yeah, I know it's not yours, man. It's mine. 457 00:30:56,422 --> 00:31:00,925 Now, when you get your money, it'll be right here. 458 00:31:00,926 --> 00:31:02,927 Y'all have a nice day now. 459 00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:03,428 ♪ 460 00:31:17,076 --> 00:31:20,578 ♪ All last night I didn't sleep ♪ 461 00:31:20,579 --> 00:31:24,082 ♪ I've been awake for it seems like a week ♪ 462 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:27,085 ♪ I've been searching for a pot of gold ♪ 463 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:30,588 ♪ At the rainbow's end so I've been told ♪ 464 00:31:30,589 --> 00:31:34,092 ♪ I don't stop thinking of just your lovin' ♪ 465 00:31:34,593 --> 00:31:39,097 ♪ I don't want much, but I could use a little more than I got ♪ 466 00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:43,101 ♪ Hell, I don't need a lot ♪ 467 00:31:43,102 --> 00:31:47,606 ♪ I'm just tearing along this dotted line ♪ 468 00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:52,611 ♪ Send me away from the chilly winds of Chicago ♪ 469 00:31:54,113 --> 00:31:54,613 ♪ 470 00:32:00,619 --> 00:32:04,122 ♪ 471 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:35,153 ♪ Just crossed the Missouri state line ♪ 472 00:32:35,154 --> 00:32:39,157 ♪ Looks like more of what we left behind ♪ 473 00:32:39,158 --> 00:32:42,160 ♪ Miles and miles of nothing at all ♪ 474 00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:45,163 ♪ I'd get out if I had the gall ♪ 475 00:32:45,164 --> 00:32:49,167 ♪ Now I don't stop thinking of just your loving ♪ 476 00:32:49,168 --> 00:32:54,172 ♪ I don't want much, but I could use a little more than I got ♪ 477 00:32:54,173 --> 00:32:57,176 ♪ Hell, I don't need a lot ♪ 478 00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:02,680 ♪ I'm just tearing along this dotted line ♪ 479 00:33:02,681 --> 00:33:07,686 ♪ Take me away from those chilly winds of Chicago ♪ 480 00:33:08,187 --> 00:33:11,690 ♪ 481 00:33:15,694 --> 00:33:16,194 ♪ 482 00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:23,201 ♪ All last night I didn't sleep ♪ 483 00:33:23,202 --> 00:33:26,704 ♪ I've been awake for it seems like a week ♪ 484 00:33:26,705 --> 00:33:29,707 ♪ I've been searching for a pot of gold ♪ 485 00:33:29,708 --> 00:33:33,211 ♪ At the rainbow's end so I've been told ♪ 486 00:33:33,212 --> 00:33:36,714 ♪ I don't stop thinking of just your loving ♪ 487 00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:41,719 ♪ I don't need much, but I could use a little more than I got ♪ 488 00:33:41,720 --> 00:33:44,723 ♪ Hell, I don't need a lot ♪ 489 00:33:46,225 --> 00:33:50,228 ♪ I'm just tearing along this dotted line ♪ 490 00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:55,234 ♪ Send me away from these chilly winds of Chicago ♪ 491 00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:59,737 ♪ 492 00:33:59,738 --> 00:34:03,241 ♪ Send me away from Chicago ♪ 493 00:34:03,242 --> 00:34:05,743 ♪ 494 00:34:05,744 --> 00:34:10,248 ♪ Send me away from Chicago ♪ 495 00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:13,752 ♪ 496 00:34:36,775 --> 00:34:39,277 Holy shit, man! 497 00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:42,780 Ho-ho! What's the matter? Why are we stopping? 498 00:34:42,781 --> 00:34:44,782 We gotta pick up a hitchhiker. 499 00:34:44,783 --> 00:34:48,286 We can't pick up no hitchhikers. Man, it's not even our car. 500 00:34:48,287 --> 00:34:50,289 I think we can pick up this one. 501 00:34:50,789 --> 00:34:54,292 Thanks for stopping, you guys. You guys! 502 00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:57,295 Sandra! What are you doing out here? 503 00:34:57,296 --> 00:35:00,298 Well, what are you doing out here? We're on our way to Vegas. 504 00:35:00,299 --> 00:35:04,302 What a trip! Well, come on, hop in. 505 00:35:04,303 --> 00:35:07,805 Can you give my friends a ride? Yeah, sure. No problem. 506 00:35:07,806 --> 00:35:10,809 Fantastic. 507 00:35:39,838 --> 00:35:42,340 What are you doing out here anyways? 508 00:35:42,341 --> 00:35:44,342 I work for a Mexican travel agency. 509 00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:47,346 They got jobs? Yeah. Well, hang on. I gotta make an announcement. 510 00:35:58,857 --> 00:36:02,360 So, anyway, what are you guys doing? You got your band still? 511 00:36:02,361 --> 00:36:05,863 Oh, yeah. We're headlining now. You're kidding! 512 00:36:05,864 --> 00:36:09,367 I swear to god! This big club in Chicago. Packing 'em in. 513 00:36:09,368 --> 00:36:11,869 Whoo! We got costumes and everything, man. 514 00:36:11,870 --> 00:36:14,372 Yeah? Well, we're gonna get costumes. 515 00:36:14,373 --> 00:36:17,375 We're on our way to Vegas to see a famous designer. Oh, well, it takes time. 516 00:36:17,376 --> 00:36:20,378 Yeah, we're gonna check out the lounges and everything. They all want us. 517 00:36:20,379 --> 00:36:22,880 They'll be standing in line. Hey, guess what. 518 00:36:22,881 --> 00:36:25,383 What? I don't do drugs anymore. 519 00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:27,885 You don't? I don't do drugs, either. 520 00:36:27,886 --> 00:36:29,887 I've been off it for a week now. 521 00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:32,890 Oh, that's great. Yeah, I feel real good. 522 00:36:32,891 --> 00:36:36,394 That's great. Me too. I feel great. You got any? 523 00:36:36,395 --> 00:36:38,397 No, I just ran out. 524 00:36:56,415 --> 00:36:58,416 Oh, hell, there it goes again. 525 00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:00,418 Come on, get the picture back. 526 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:03,921 I'm gonna have to throw you out and get myself a new set one of these days. 527 00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:06,925 Come on. 528 00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:17,435 What in the hell is that? 529 00:37:20,439 --> 00:37:24,442 All right, we made it! 530 00:37:24,443 --> 00:37:26,944 Here we are! 531 00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:29,447 Oh, sweetie face. How are you, love? 532 00:37:29,448 --> 00:37:32,450 Oh, I'm so happy to see you again. Good to see you. 533 00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:34,952 You look good. How'd it go this time? 534 00:37:34,953 --> 00:37:37,455 Just great, man. We had a ball. 535 00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:40,458 Oh, wonderful. I want you to meet my friend old timer. 536 00:37:40,459 --> 00:37:42,960 Oh, hey, it's a pleasure to make your acquaintance. 537 00:37:42,961 --> 00:37:45,463 Any friend of sweetie face is a friend of mine. 538 00:37:45,464 --> 00:37:49,467 Hey, take everybody inside and get 'em some food and drink, and there's plenty of milk. 539 00:37:49,468 --> 00:37:52,470 Great, great. Hey, listen, thanks for the ride. Oh, hey. 540 00:37:52,471 --> 00:37:56,474 I love you. Oh, nice seeing you again. 541 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:58,476 I know. You take care of yourself. 542 00:37:58,477 --> 00:38:00,478 Okay. Bye. All right, bye-bye. 543 00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:03,481 What kind of a car... I never seen a car like that. 544 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:06,984 Oh, yeah, it's a special customized job. We did it ourselves. 545 00:38:06,985 --> 00:38:09,487 You did a damn good job on it. 546 00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:11,989 It has organic air conditioning. Oh, great. 547 00:38:11,990 --> 00:38:14,492 How about some special customized gas? You got it, pal. 548 00:38:14,493 --> 00:38:16,994 Thanks a lot, brother. Guess what, man. 549 00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:20,999 What are we gonna give him for gas, man? Guess what, man! 550 00:38:31,510 --> 00:38:35,012 Let's put it over here. Hey, where do you want it? Over here? 551 00:38:35,013 --> 00:38:37,515 What are you fellows doing? 552 00:38:37,516 --> 00:38:40,518 Hey, we're going through your neighborhood seeing what everybody needs. 553 00:38:40,519 --> 00:38:44,021 We saw you need a new car seat, so we brought one over. I can always use a new seat. 554 00:38:44,022 --> 00:38:47,025 Yeah, all right. Maybe you can mate 'em and get a bus. 555 00:38:47,526 --> 00:38:50,528 If there's anything left over from the gas, give us credit. 556 00:38:50,529 --> 00:38:53,531 Oh, okay, okay, all right. Hey, check you later, man. 557 00:38:53,532 --> 00:38:57,035 Nice seat. 558 00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:05,043 Hey, man, look. Dude laid some peyote on me, man. 559 00:39:05,544 --> 00:39:07,546 Look at this. 560 00:39:10,048 --> 00:39:12,050 Not as good as my old one. 561 00:39:15,554 --> 00:39:19,558 Holy jumpin' catfish! 562 00:39:23,562 --> 00:39:27,565 Hey, fellas! Hey, hey, hey, fellas! 563 00:39:27,566 --> 00:39:30,068 Hey, fellas, there's money in that seat. 564 00:39:30,569 --> 00:39:34,573 You must've dropped some change, man. You can keep it. 565 00:39:35,073 --> 00:39:37,075 You sure. Yeah, don't worry about it. 566 00:39:37,576 --> 00:39:40,077 - There's an awful lot of money. - We don't need it. We're rich. 567 00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:43,081 - Yeah, we're rich, man. - Check you later. 568 00:39:51,089 --> 00:39:55,593 All that money! Whoo! 569 00:39:59,598 --> 00:40:03,101 Come on, baby. Come on. Come on, you can make it. 570 00:40:03,602 --> 00:40:06,604 Come on. Good boy. 571 00:40:06,605 --> 00:40:09,607 See, we made it, dude. 572 00:40:09,608 --> 00:40:13,110 Goddamn, man. Good thing too, man. 573 00:40:13,111 --> 00:40:16,114 We didn't have nothin' left to trade for gas. 574 00:40:20,619 --> 00:40:24,121 You want this last peyote butt, man? 575 00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:26,123 You chewed all of them already? 576 00:40:26,124 --> 00:40:28,626 Well, he only gave me ten, man. 577 00:40:28,627 --> 00:40:31,629 Goddamn, ese. You're in the ozone. 578 00:40:31,630 --> 00:40:35,132 Last time I took peyote, I saw snakes and shit, man. 579 00:40:35,133 --> 00:40:38,636 Come on, man. Let's get our money and go get a decent meal. 580 00:40:38,637 --> 00:40:41,138 I'm tired of eating junk. 581 00:40:41,139 --> 00:40:44,142 I need a double cheeseburger with chili. 582 00:40:46,645 --> 00:40:48,646 I gotta go pee, man. 583 00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:51,148 Okay, go in the back. 584 00:40:51,149 --> 00:40:54,652 Hello! We're here with the car! 585 00:40:54,653 --> 00:40:56,654 We need to get paid! 586 00:40:56,655 --> 00:40:59,658 Hello! Arab dudes! 587 00:41:00,659 --> 00:41:03,661 We're here with the car. 588 00:41:03,662 --> 00:41:07,165 Hello! We got the car here! 589 00:41:07,666 --> 00:41:11,669 Just put the money under the door. 590 00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:14,171 ♪ 591 00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:16,674 Hello! 592 00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:17,175 ♪ 593 00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:30,187 Hungry! 594 00:41:30,188 --> 00:41:33,691 Hey! Any cheeseburgers in there? 595 00:41:37,696 --> 00:41:41,699 Come on, let's get out of here, man. I left the keys in the car. 596 00:41:41,700 --> 00:41:45,202 Did you see snakes when you did peyote? 597 00:41:45,203 --> 00:41:47,705 Yeah, yeah, I saw snakes. 598 00:41:47,706 --> 00:41:51,208 Did you see belly dancers too? No, just snakes. 599 00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:54,712 Hey, that's really good peyote, man. 600 00:41:54,713 --> 00:41:57,715 I want to get something to eat, man. 601 00:41:57,716 --> 00:42:00,718 They said to deliver the car and they'd give us the money. 602 00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,220 So we delivered the car. Where's the money, man? 603 00:42:03,221 --> 00:42:05,723 God, I'm hungry. 604 00:42:05,724 --> 00:42:07,725 Shoot, can't trust nobody no more. 605 00:42:07,726 --> 00:42:10,728 Welcome to club Mekka. Ten dollars, please. 606 00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:13,731 Give him the ticket, please. Thank you very nice. Take off your hat. 607 00:42:13,732 --> 00:42:17,234 Welcome to club Mekka. Ten dollars, please. 608 00:42:17,235 --> 00:42:20,738 Thank you very nice. Take off your hat. 609 00:42:20,739 --> 00:42:23,741 Welcome to club Mekka. Ten dollars, please. 610 00:42:23,742 --> 00:42:27,244 Thank you very nice. Give him the ticket, please. Take off your hat. 611 00:42:27,245 --> 00:42:30,247 I don't take my hat off for nobody. Excuse me. 612 00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:33,250 What? 613 00:42:33,251 --> 00:42:35,753 Hey, sucker! Sucker? Oh! 614 00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:38,756 We make very big mistake. Aha! 615 00:42:38,757 --> 00:42:40,758 You don't call me sucker! No! No! 616 00:42:40,759 --> 00:42:44,261 He called me sucker. Put that knife away. 617 00:42:44,262 --> 00:42:47,264 Go on back there. Go on back there. Go on. 618 00:42:47,265 --> 00:42:50,267 I'm very sorry. We make very big... I'll put your hat back on. 619 00:42:50,268 --> 00:42:53,771 Oh, looks very nice there. I'm sorry. A big mistake. 620 00:42:53,772 --> 00:42:58,275 He make... Oh, natural looking. I can't hear you. 621 00:42:58,276 --> 00:43:00,778 Thank you. Just take $20. 622 00:43:00,779 --> 00:43:02,780 Here's a ticket for drink. Go have drink. 623 00:43:02,781 --> 00:43:05,282 Go have drink and have a good time. 624 00:43:05,283 --> 00:43:08,285 Disco, disco. You look very nice. 625 00:43:08,286 --> 00:43:10,788 Ahhh. Stupid idiot! 626 00:43:10,789 --> 00:43:13,290 You are right. Of course I am right. 627 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:16,293 We are both stupid idiots. What do you mean? 628 00:43:16,294 --> 00:43:19,797 That telephone call was from Vegas. Las Vegas? 629 00:43:20,298 --> 00:43:23,301 What about the car? Only part of it showed up. 630 00:43:23,802 --> 00:43:25,803 What do you mean only part of the car showed up? 631 00:43:25,804 --> 00:43:29,306 That's what I said. Only part of the car showed up. 632 00:43:29,307 --> 00:43:32,310 What about the money? That part never showed up. 633 00:43:32,811 --> 00:43:36,815 They have stolen our money? And part of the car. 634 00:43:40,318 --> 00:43:42,319 Hello, las Vegas. 635 00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,322 This is prince habib. I wish to land on your airport. 636 00:43:45,323 --> 00:43:48,326 Ten-four. Watch out where you go, you stupid idiot. 637 00:43:48,827 --> 00:43:51,829 I know what I'm doing. Relax. Straighten out this plane. 638 00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:54,832 This stupid plane. You touch it a little bit, it moves. 639 00:43:54,833 --> 00:43:57,835 Well, just land on the ground down there, on that runway. 640 00:43:57,836 --> 00:44:01,338 Hello, las Vegas. I am going to land on your runway. 641 00:44:01,339 --> 00:44:04,842 Put this airplane down. This stupid plane doesn't want to... 642 00:44:04,843 --> 00:44:07,344 Put this plane down! I'm trying to put it down. 643 00:44:07,345 --> 00:44:10,347 You're going to kill us! It doesn't want to stay down. 644 00:44:10,348 --> 00:44:12,850 Well, let go! 645 00:44:12,851 --> 00:44:16,354 I'm landing now. Hello, las Vegas. I am landing. 646 00:44:18,356 --> 00:44:22,860 Come, come. Open the door. Hello! Welcome, Mr. Slyman. 647 00:44:22,861 --> 00:44:26,864 Welcome! Thank you, Allah! 648 00:44:26,865 --> 00:44:29,366 I'm so stiff, I don't know what... 649 00:44:29,367 --> 00:44:32,369 Where in the hell did you learn how to drive in an airplane? 650 00:44:32,370 --> 00:44:35,873 Why are you yelling at me? Where did you get your drivers license plate? 651 00:44:35,874 --> 00:44:39,376 Inside of a corn flakes box? You know this is not my plane. 652 00:44:39,377 --> 00:44:43,380 This is my maid's plane. Mine's in the shop. 653 00:44:43,381 --> 00:44:47,885 Stupid idiot. Come, let's go. How was your flight? 654 00:44:47,886 --> 00:44:52,891 Hi. How are you? That was the most stupid airplane ride I ever took! 655 00:44:53,391 --> 00:44:56,894 You think that's stupid? You should see me fly my other plane. 656 00:44:56,895 --> 00:44:59,396 This way, Mr. habib. Ah, you cannot fly. 657 00:44:59,397 --> 00:45:02,399 I cannot fly these little planes. They fly all over the place. 658 00:45:02,400 --> 00:45:04,902 Come on, this way. Right this way. 659 00:45:04,903 --> 00:45:07,905 Over there! Use your glasses. Next time I fly commercial. 660 00:45:07,906 --> 00:45:10,908 Ah, don't be so scared. Why don't you get a plane like that one over there? 661 00:45:10,909 --> 00:45:13,911 That's our cousin's plane. Our cousin? 662 00:45:13,912 --> 00:45:16,914 Yes, that's his plane. I can tell. Come on! 663 00:45:16,915 --> 00:45:20,919 That one over there? Yes, that one with the gold landing gear. 664 00:45:21,419 --> 00:45:23,420 Ah, he's such a showoff. Right down here! 665 00:45:23,421 --> 00:45:25,923 No! Oh, yes, he is. 666 00:45:25,924 --> 00:45:28,926 Come, let's go buy something. That way! 667 00:45:28,927 --> 00:45:31,929 You know, you... Where are we going? Come on! 668 00:45:31,930 --> 00:45:34,932 To the gate. The gate is over there. See, it's over there. 669 00:45:34,933 --> 00:45:37,936 Of course it's over there. Put it down! Put it down! 670 00:45:38,436 --> 00:45:40,438 Mr. habib, please! 671 00:45:40,939 --> 00:45:43,440 Again, Mr. habib, let me apologize. 672 00:45:43,441 --> 00:45:45,943 That's one thing I hate about coming into this airport. 673 00:45:46,444 --> 00:45:48,946 They always have these guys apologizing. 674 00:45:48,947 --> 00:45:52,449 If you'll just join me, I'll be happy to show you... excuse me, please! 675 00:45:52,450 --> 00:45:55,953 Take one moment to come outside with me. I'll show you your car. 676 00:45:55,954 --> 00:45:59,957 Mr. habib, please join me. Your car is waiting. 677 00:45:59,958 --> 00:46:02,960 Get out of the way! Right this way, Mr. habib. 678 00:46:02,961 --> 00:46:05,963 Your car will be arriving right here. Put the money in here, yes. 679 00:46:05,964 --> 00:46:07,965 Of course. Pull! 680 00:46:07,966 --> 00:46:10,968 Pull? Pull, yes. Pull the handle. 681 00:46:10,969 --> 00:46:13,471 There, yes, there. 682 00:46:13,972 --> 00:46:16,974 Bar, bar, bar! 683 00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:19,476 We win! Yes. 684 00:46:19,477 --> 00:46:22,480 - Okay, one for you. - Pull! Pull! 685 00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:24,983 Pull, pull. Oui. 686 00:46:27,986 --> 00:46:31,489 Bar! 687 00:46:34,492 --> 00:46:37,495 I got one more for you, my dear. 688 00:46:40,999 --> 00:46:43,501 Bar! 689 00:46:48,006 --> 00:46:51,508 Are you crazy? You people! 690 00:46:51,509 --> 00:46:55,513 Pull it. 691 00:47:00,018 --> 00:47:03,520 I kill him! You'll love the ride. 692 00:47:03,521 --> 00:47:06,023 Son of a... 693 00:47:06,024 --> 00:47:09,026 Stop! What are you doing? What are you doing? 694 00:47:09,027 --> 00:47:11,528 He insult me! What did he do? 695 00:47:11,529 --> 00:47:14,531 He want me to drive a Datsun! Oh, stupid. 696 00:47:14,532 --> 00:47:17,034 We have this convention. I am so very sorry. 697 00:47:17,035 --> 00:47:19,536 Excuse me, my brother. I will kill... watch it. 698 00:47:19,537 --> 00:47:23,540 Put that knife down. Put that knife down, or I'm gonna... 699 00:47:23,541 --> 00:47:26,543 Let me kill him. I'm so very sorry. Here, take this money. 700 00:47:26,544 --> 00:47:29,046 My brother is very upset. He ate some bad dates. 701 00:47:29,047 --> 00:47:32,049 It's air conditioned. Thank you very nice. 702 00:47:32,050 --> 00:47:35,052 Take the keys and get in the car. We will take care of the car. 703 00:47:35,053 --> 00:47:38,555 - Thank you very much. - Maybe if you gave him a Valium, he'd be okay. 704 00:47:38,556 --> 00:47:41,558 I am sorry for my brother. He is not used to being in the desert. 705 00:47:41,559 --> 00:47:44,561 Well, sir, enjoy. Thank you very much. 706 00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:48,565 Why do you stop me from killing that little freak? Ah, let's go. 707 00:47:48,566 --> 00:47:52,569 He gave us stupid little car. He did not do anything. Let's go. 708 00:47:52,570 --> 00:47:56,573 Stupid little Datsun! Stupid thing! 709 00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:59,076 Stupid idiot. Watch where you are going. 710 00:48:05,083 --> 00:48:09,086 You cannot kill a man just because he give you a Datsun. 711 00:48:09,087 --> 00:48:11,588 Ahhh, goddamn stupid car! 712 00:48:11,589 --> 00:48:17,094 No, this is America. You cannot kill every person because you get mad at them. 713 00:48:17,095 --> 00:48:21,598 You have to have permission first. That is democracy. 714 00:48:21,599 --> 00:48:26,603 Ahhh. You want to go kill everybody, you'll never get a green card. 715 00:48:26,604 --> 00:48:29,606 You want to kill somebody? 716 00:48:29,607 --> 00:48:33,110 You wait till we find these two guys that stole our money. 717 00:48:33,111 --> 00:48:35,612 And then we kill them. Yes. 718 00:48:35,613 --> 00:48:38,115 Because nobody steals from Slyman. 719 00:48:38,116 --> 00:48:40,118 And nobody steals from habib. 720 00:48:42,620 --> 00:48:45,622 I'm going to enjoy killing these guys. 721 00:48:45,623 --> 00:48:47,625 I'll kill 'em slow. 722 00:48:48,126 --> 00:48:51,628 I'm gonna cut off their eyelids so they can watch. 723 00:48:51,629 --> 00:48:54,631 Yes, you are very kind. 724 00:48:54,632 --> 00:48:57,634 Ahhh, every man only dies once. He should enjoy it. 725 00:48:57,635 --> 00:49:00,137 Yes. Yes. 726 00:49:00,138 --> 00:49:02,139 It's hot in this car. 727 00:49:02,140 --> 00:49:06,643 Stupid, goddamn desert heat. I hate this desert! 728 00:49:06,644 --> 00:49:09,146 I hate this heat! 729 00:49:09,147 --> 00:49:12,649 It's not this desert, you stupid idiot! You've put on the heat in the car. 730 00:49:12,650 --> 00:49:16,653 I put on the air condition. You didn't put on the air condition. Look. 731 00:49:16,654 --> 00:49:19,656 - The air condition is the other way. - It's the air conditioner. 732 00:49:19,657 --> 00:49:21,658 It is not the air condition. It's the heat. It says hot. 733 00:49:21,659 --> 00:49:25,162 The air condition is the other way. I put on air condition. 734 00:49:25,163 --> 00:49:29,666 It doesn't work. Stupid car needs to die. I kill this car! 735 00:49:29,667 --> 00:49:32,169 I kill this car! What are you doing? 736 00:49:34,672 --> 00:49:38,175 Stop! Stop! 737 00:49:38,176 --> 00:49:42,680 Hey! Hey! Hey! 738 00:49:44,182 --> 00:49:49,687 The only car we see all day, and they try to run us over. 739 00:49:52,690 --> 00:49:55,692 ♪ 740 00:49:55,693 --> 00:49:58,195 We should've stayed in Chicago, man. 741 00:49:58,196 --> 00:50:02,699 At least it wasn't hot out there. We're gonna die of heat "frustration" out here. 742 00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:03,200 ♪ 743 00:50:11,709 --> 00:50:15,712 - Play something else, please. - That's desert music, man. 744 00:50:15,713 --> 00:50:18,215 Come on, mellow out. Ah, desert music. 745 00:50:18,216 --> 00:50:21,718 - We're gonna die out here. - It's beautiful out here, man. 746 00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:26,223 - Enjoy it. - You took all that peyote, man. Anything's beautiful to you. 747 00:50:26,224 --> 00:50:30,227 Hey, man, let's do that song we were writing in Chicago. 748 00:50:30,228 --> 00:50:33,730 What song? You know, that "me and my old lady." 749 00:50:33,731 --> 00:50:37,734 I don't know how it goes. Come on, sure you do. You wrote it, man. 750 00:50:37,735 --> 00:50:40,237 I don't remember it. Come on, let's try it. 751 00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:43,740 ♪ Me ♪ 752 00:50:43,741 --> 00:50:47,244 ♪ And my old lady ♪ ♪ my old lady ♪ 753 00:50:47,245 --> 00:50:50,247 There you go. 754 00:50:50,248 --> 00:50:53,750 ♪ We like, we like like to like ♪ 755 00:50:53,751 --> 00:50:56,754 ♪ We like, like to get outside ♪ 756 00:51:00,258 --> 00:51:03,761 ♪ But sometimes ♪ 757 00:51:04,262 --> 00:51:07,764 ♪ People space us out ♪ 758 00:51:07,765 --> 00:51:09,766 Yeah. 759 00:51:09,767 --> 00:51:12,769 ♪ So we just make like a bakery truck ♪ 760 00:51:12,770 --> 00:51:17,775 And haul buns out of there ♪ 761 00:51:20,278 --> 00:51:23,780 ♪ Sometimes ♪ 762 00:51:23,781 --> 00:51:28,786 ♪ We are so much in love ♪ 763 00:51:29,787 --> 00:51:32,790 ♪ That we go on a picnic ♪ 764 00:51:33,291 --> 00:51:37,794 ♪ And don't even take any beer ♪ 765 00:51:37,795 --> 00:51:40,297 Yeah. 766 00:51:40,298 --> 00:51:43,800 ♪ We just like to cruise around ♪ 767 00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:48,805 ♪ And trying to find the main drag in town ♪ 768 00:51:48,806 --> 00:51:52,309 ♪ And then after ♪ 769 00:51:52,310 --> 00:51:57,815 ♪ We go and try to find a 7-11 and get some beef jerky ♪ 770 00:51:59,817 --> 00:52:03,320 ♪ Me ♪ 771 00:52:03,321 --> 00:52:06,323 ♪ And my old lady ♪ 772 00:52:06,324 --> 00:52:08,825 Yeah. Yeah. 773 00:52:08,826 --> 00:52:12,329 ♪ We like, we like ♪ ♪ we like, we like, like we like ♪ 774 00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:16,834 ♪ We like to get outside ♪ 775 00:52:19,337 --> 00:52:22,839 ♪ Sometimes ♪ 776 00:52:22,840 --> 00:52:26,343 ♪ People space us out ♪ 777 00:52:26,344 --> 00:52:28,845 Stay on your own note. ♪ Out ♪ 778 00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:32,349 ♪ So we just make like a bakery truck ♪ 779 00:52:32,350 --> 00:52:36,353 ♪ And haul buns out of there ♪ 780 00:52:36,354 --> 00:52:38,855 Hey, that was good, man. 781 00:52:38,856 --> 00:52:41,358 That was nice, man. Yeah. 782 00:52:41,359 --> 00:52:44,361 I like that thing about the beef jerky, man. 783 00:52:44,362 --> 00:52:46,863 Yeah, well, that, like, makes it organic. 784 00:52:46,864 --> 00:52:49,866 I dig that. That's nice. Yeah. 785 00:52:49,867 --> 00:52:53,870 Shit, man. 786 00:52:53,871 --> 00:52:54,371 ♪ 787 00:52:58,876 --> 00:53:01,879 There's never gonna be a car out here. 788 00:53:08,886 --> 00:53:09,386 ♪ 789 00:53:32,910 --> 00:53:37,414 Stupid car. Get some gas. 790 00:53:37,415 --> 00:53:40,417 I got a better picture out of my old set. 791 00:53:40,418 --> 00:53:43,920 Give me a picture! Come on! 792 00:53:43,921 --> 00:53:46,423 Hey, old man... gas. 793 00:53:55,433 --> 00:53:58,435 Excuse me, old timing man. Yeah? 794 00:53:58,436 --> 00:54:01,438 How are you this morning? I'm fine. And you? 795 00:54:01,439 --> 00:54:05,442 Very good. Thank you. Um, can you tell me, is this the only road into town? 796 00:54:05,443 --> 00:54:07,444 Is, uh... huh? 797 00:54:07,445 --> 00:54:09,447 Is this the road that lead... Is into town? 798 00:54:09,947 --> 00:54:12,449 Yeah, it's the only road into town. 799 00:54:12,450 --> 00:54:14,951 Yes, thank you. Uh, pardon me, old timing man. 800 00:54:14,952 --> 00:54:18,955 Um, we are with the secret "cervix." 801 00:54:18,956 --> 00:54:21,458 And, uh... you're, uh, what? 802 00:54:21,459 --> 00:54:26,464 We are with the secret cervix of this government. 803 00:54:26,964 --> 00:54:30,467 And we are looking for two men. You're-you're looking for what? 804 00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:33,970 We are looking for two m... I show you the picture. 805 00:54:33,971 --> 00:54:37,974 These men are very dangerous. They stole money. 806 00:54:37,975 --> 00:54:41,478 These two men, they stole money from our government. 807 00:54:41,479 --> 00:54:43,980 Uh, they're very dangerous. You mean these two? 808 00:54:43,981 --> 00:54:47,484 This man and this man. Have you seen them? 809 00:54:47,485 --> 00:54:50,487 These two? Yes, this one and this one here. 810 00:54:50,488 --> 00:54:54,991 Were they driving a customized limousine? Yes, yes, they were. 811 00:54:54,992 --> 00:54:59,496 Did it have, uh, Illinois license plates on it? 812 00:54:59,497 --> 00:55:01,499 Yes, yes. When did you see them? 813 00:55:01,999 --> 00:55:06,503 I'm sorry. Haven't seen 'em at all. They haven't been by here. 814 00:55:12,510 --> 00:55:15,512 This is fantastic. Look at this. 815 00:55:15,513 --> 00:55:18,515 We are famous already in the desert. 816 00:55:18,516 --> 00:55:22,018 From our nightclub. The matches. Where did you get this? 817 00:55:22,019 --> 00:55:25,021 I found it right sitting right there. Isn't that fantastic? 818 00:55:25,022 --> 00:55:28,024 Stupid idiot. They have been here. 819 00:55:28,025 --> 00:55:31,528 Who have been here? Those two guys! Who else? 820 00:55:32,029 --> 00:55:34,531 Those two guys have been here. Of course, idiot. 821 00:55:34,532 --> 00:55:37,534 How else would these matches get here? Ahhh. 822 00:55:37,535 --> 00:55:40,537 We don't have much time. That old man is lying. 823 00:55:40,538 --> 00:55:43,540 Yes, of course he is lying. I'm going to kill him. 824 00:55:43,541 --> 00:55:46,544 No! No, don't kill him! You stupid idiot! 825 00:55:47,044 --> 00:55:50,547 Don't kill him! If you kill him, I don't let you kill the other two guys. 826 00:55:50,548 --> 00:55:53,550 But he's lying to us. 827 00:55:53,551 --> 00:55:57,053 Yes, I know he is lying, but he has information that we need. 828 00:55:57,054 --> 00:56:00,057 We have to "humus" him. I will talk. 829 00:56:05,062 --> 00:56:07,564 Old timing man. 830 00:56:07,565 --> 00:56:10,066 These men, uh, that you did not see... 831 00:56:10,067 --> 00:56:13,570 Which way did they go? Well, they went that way towards Mexico. 832 00:56:14,071 --> 00:56:17,574 Of course. Get in the car! Come on, quick! Quickly! 833 00:56:18,075 --> 00:56:21,578 You gotta go back this way to get to the freeway! 834 00:56:21,579 --> 00:56:25,082 You'll get lost in the desert going down there! 835 00:56:34,091 --> 00:56:37,594 Oh, god, I'm hungry! 836 00:56:37,595 --> 00:56:41,097 I need a corn dog or a chili dog. 837 00:56:41,098 --> 00:56:44,100 Dog food, anything. 838 00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:47,104 I'd eat the crotch out of a dead horse. 839 00:56:48,606 --> 00:56:52,108 I remember one time for my birthday we had a pizza, man. 840 00:56:52,109 --> 00:56:54,611 One of those deep-dish pizzas with double cheese... 841 00:56:54,612 --> 00:56:57,614 And my name spelled out in pepperonis. 842 00:56:57,615 --> 00:57:01,618 Ah, and a real cold beer. You know, that kind where they keep the mugs in the freezer. 843 00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:05,122 Has ice in it, man. Hey, man, look what I found. 844 00:57:05,623 --> 00:57:08,124 What did you find? Peyote, man. 845 00:57:08,125 --> 00:57:10,126 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 846 00:57:10,127 --> 00:57:13,129 Shit, I'm so hungry, I'd eat peyote. 847 00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:15,132 Mmm. 848 00:57:16,634 --> 00:57:19,135 Hey, man, that's a horse turd! 849 00:57:19,136 --> 00:57:21,137 I thought so. 850 00:57:21,138 --> 00:57:24,140 Oh, man, what are you giving me horse turds for? Shit! 851 00:57:24,141 --> 00:57:26,643 Hey, just a minute, man. Look, it's organic. 852 00:57:26,644 --> 00:57:30,146 What? Yeah, it's got little green things living in it, man. 853 00:57:30,147 --> 00:57:32,649 Oh, shit. They're alive! 854 00:57:32,650 --> 00:57:36,152 Oh, man! Ohhh! Oh, little baby green things too! 855 00:57:36,153 --> 00:57:38,655 Hey, look, man, a mama green thing! 856 00:57:38,656 --> 00:57:41,658 Well, half a mama green thing. 857 00:57:41,659 --> 00:57:45,162 Hey, I bet this is peyote. 858 00:57:46,664 --> 00:57:51,168 Hey, that's not so bad. Hey, you okay, man? 859 00:57:56,106 --> 00:57:58,108 Yaaaa! 860 00:58:04,615 --> 00:58:07,116 This is my brother. 861 00:58:07,117 --> 00:58:11,120 He is a very brilliant man. 862 00:58:11,121 --> 00:58:14,123 The car run out of gas, 863 00:58:14,124 --> 00:58:16,126 and so he kill the car. 864 00:58:18,128 --> 00:58:21,131 You have killed the car enough! 865 00:58:24,635 --> 00:58:29,639 Stop. You have killed the car, I think. 866 00:58:29,640 --> 00:58:32,642 Yes, that Datsun will go no further. 867 00:58:32,643 --> 00:58:35,645 Very nice. Come. We must go. 868 00:58:35,646 --> 00:58:38,148 We must go where? Where we go? 869 00:58:39,650 --> 00:58:42,151 We follow the road, idiot. Come. 870 00:58:42,152 --> 00:58:44,154 The road. Yes. 871 00:58:47,157 --> 00:58:49,158 Ow! 872 00:58:49,159 --> 00:58:51,161 Open-foot shoes! 873 00:58:52,663 --> 00:58:54,665 Ah! Son of a... 874 00:58:59,169 --> 00:59:01,171 Ah! 875 00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:32,702 Oh, man, we're never gonna get a ride, man. 876 00:59:32,703 --> 00:59:36,206 They're gonna find our bones all bleached out here and buzzards sittin' on 'em. 877 00:59:38,709 --> 00:59:42,212 I don't wanna be a buzzard taco. 878 00:59:42,713 --> 00:59:44,715 Maybe they closed the road and nobody told us. 879 00:59:47,217 --> 00:59:50,220 Hey, why don't you do something to help us instead of just lying there? 880 00:59:50,721 --> 00:59:53,222 I am doing somethin', man. 881 00:59:53,223 --> 00:59:56,225 What are you doing, man, getting a suntan? 882 00:59:56,226 --> 00:59:59,228 - No, I'm praying. - Praying? 883 00:59:59,229 --> 01:00:02,231 Tsk. A lot of good that's gonna do us, man. 884 01:00:02,232 --> 01:00:04,234 We need a miracle, he's out there praying. 885 01:00:09,239 --> 01:00:11,240 Hey, it's the fifis! 886 01:00:11,241 --> 01:00:13,242 Hey, man, it's the two fifis. 887 01:00:13,243 --> 01:00:16,746 Hey, how are you? What are you doing here, man? 888 01:00:16,747 --> 01:00:19,248 Hey, come on, man. Hey. 889 01:00:19,249 --> 01:00:21,251 We could have been out here for two days, man. 890 01:00:21,752 --> 01:00:24,254 We thought we were gonna die out here. 891 01:00:30,260 --> 01:00:33,262 Wow, man, what a trip. These chicks found us all the way in the desert. 892 01:00:33,263 --> 01:00:36,266 I can't believe it, huh? Yeah, we're lucky, man. 893 01:00:36,767 --> 01:00:39,268 Really. Oh, shit. 894 01:00:39,269 --> 01:00:41,771 What's the matter? What am I gonna tell the Arabs, man? 895 01:00:41,772 --> 01:00:46,276 What Arabs? Their Arabs, man. If they're here, they're here. 896 01:00:48,779 --> 01:00:51,280 Okay. 897 01:00:51,281 --> 01:00:53,282 Come on, man. Help me think, man. 898 01:00:53,283 --> 01:00:56,285 We gotta think of something. 899 01:00:56,286 --> 01:00:59,288 How about we tell them... 900 01:00:59,289 --> 01:01:01,791 It was faulty workmanship, and the doors just fell out? 901 01:01:05,295 --> 01:01:09,298 How about we're out in the desert and a big flying saucer came... 902 01:01:09,299 --> 01:01:11,801 And they were going door to door and they took our doors? 903 01:01:13,804 --> 01:01:16,305 Yeah, that's really lame, huh? 904 01:01:16,306 --> 01:01:21,811 Um, I got it. We'll tell them we had to park it overnight in Detroit, 905 01:01:21,812 --> 01:01:23,814 and we came out and that's where it was. 906 01:01:25,816 --> 01:01:28,317 You think it's so funny? You think of something, man. 907 01:01:28,318 --> 01:01:32,322 No, man, it's comin' on, man. I'm just starting to laugh. 908 01:01:36,827 --> 01:01:40,329 We gotta tell these guys something, man. 909 01:01:40,330 --> 01:01:42,832 Come on. Stop it, man. 910 01:01:58,348 --> 01:02:00,350 French fries. 911 01:02:00,851 --> 01:02:03,352 Oh, shit, man. 912 01:02:03,353 --> 01:02:05,855 Goddamn, what do you want to tell these dudes, man? 913 01:02:05,856 --> 01:02:08,858 Hey, I'm peaking again, man. 914 01:02:08,859 --> 01:02:10,861 We'll just... We'll tell 'em nothin', man. 915 01:02:11,361 --> 01:02:14,363 He wanted us to deliver the car, we delivered the car. 916 01:02:14,364 --> 01:02:17,366 All right. There it was. He don't like it, lump it. 917 01:02:17,367 --> 01:02:19,369 I'm just afraid if that guy sneezes on me, man. 918 01:02:19,870 --> 01:02:21,871 Probably tear half my face off, man. 919 01:02:21,872 --> 01:02:25,875 Shit, I ain't afraid of no Arabs, man. Shit. 920 01:02:25,876 --> 01:02:28,378 I'll just tell them... 921 01:02:30,380 --> 01:02:33,383 Hey, come on, man. I'm tripping, okay? 922 01:02:38,889 --> 01:02:43,392 I think we are lost. We are not lost. We are Arabs. 923 01:02:43,393 --> 01:02:46,896 Lost is when you do not know where you are going. 924 01:02:46,897 --> 01:02:50,400 Well, that is the point. Where are we going? 925 01:02:50,901 --> 01:02:54,404 We are going... uphill. 926 01:02:57,407 --> 01:03:01,411 Well, at least, when we get to the top of the hill, 927 01:03:01,912 --> 01:03:04,414 we will know where we are. 928 01:03:05,916 --> 01:03:08,418 Oh. 929 01:03:17,427 --> 01:03:22,432 Yes, you are right. Now I know exactly where we are. 930 01:03:22,933 --> 01:03:25,434 You do? Yes. 931 01:03:25,435 --> 01:03:28,437 We are in the middle of fucking nowhere! 932 01:03:28,438 --> 01:03:30,440 Where is the road? 933 01:03:32,943 --> 01:03:35,945 Oh, those two guys! Oh. 934 01:03:35,946 --> 01:03:38,948 Yes, it was those two guys. 935 01:03:38,949 --> 01:03:41,451 They have stolen the road too. 936 01:03:44,454 --> 01:03:48,958 Now I am sure of it. You are sure of what? 937 01:03:48,959 --> 01:03:52,461 That our mother messed around with a goat herder. 938 01:03:52,462 --> 01:03:54,464 She did? 939 01:03:55,966 --> 01:03:57,968 No-o-o-o-o. 940 01:04:01,972 --> 01:04:04,473 Bonjour, ladies. 941 01:04:04,474 --> 01:04:06,976 Thanks for the memories. 942 01:04:06,977 --> 01:04:08,979 "Au revoirs." 943 01:04:09,479 --> 01:04:13,983 Those poor girls. It must be torture to be so hung up on us. Yeah. 944 01:04:17,487 --> 01:04:20,990 Oh, hey, just a minute. Hey, hey, hey. Man, let 'em go. 945 01:04:20,991 --> 01:04:23,993 Let 'em go. Don't torture 'em, man. They're in love with us. 946 01:04:23,994 --> 01:04:27,997 It's better to end it this way. They'll just wanna come back and marry us. 947 01:04:27,998 --> 01:04:31,000 Yeah. Bye-bye. 948 01:04:31,001 --> 01:04:34,003 Come again. Pleasure. 949 01:04:34,004 --> 01:04:37,007 Yeah, bye-bye, ride. Bye-bye, ride. 950 01:04:38,508 --> 01:04:41,510 Hey! Hey! 951 01:04:41,511 --> 01:04:44,513 Hey! Hey! 952 01:04:44,514 --> 01:04:46,516 Hey! 953 01:04:50,520 --> 01:04:54,023 A-ha. Now I know exactly where we are, also. 954 01:04:54,524 --> 01:04:56,525 You do? Yes, I do. 955 01:04:56,526 --> 01:05:00,529 Well, then tell me. Where are we? We are going downhill. 956 01:05:00,530 --> 01:05:03,532 Ah, stupid idiot. 957 01:05:03,533 --> 01:05:08,037 So! So, it's okay for you to make jokes, but not me, huh? 958 01:05:08,038 --> 01:05:11,040 You do not make jokes. You are a joke. 959 01:05:11,041 --> 01:05:13,043 Ah. 960 01:05:14,544 --> 01:05:16,545 Please, god! 961 01:05:16,546 --> 01:05:21,050 Please, get us out of here! 962 01:05:21,051 --> 01:05:24,553 I don't wanna die in the desert! 963 01:05:24,554 --> 01:05:28,557 I'm hungry, please! 964 01:05:28,558 --> 01:05:30,559 Oh... 965 01:05:30,560 --> 01:05:35,564 Hey, man, don't do that. Man, you should see what that looks like. 966 01:05:35,565 --> 01:05:40,569 You ought to see what you're gonna look like... 967 01:05:40,570 --> 01:05:43,572 Oh, thank you, lord. Come on, man. We got a ride. 968 01:05:43,573 --> 01:05:47,576 Hey, hey, thank you very much. Okay, come on. Get in here. 969 01:05:47,577 --> 01:05:50,079 Are you going into Vegas? No, I'm going to Cleveland. 970 01:05:50,080 --> 01:05:53,082 Of course I'm going to Vegas. Oh, hey, thanks a lot for the ride. 971 01:05:53,083 --> 01:05:57,086 It's a pleasure. I needed company. You don't look suspicious anyway. 972 01:05:57,087 --> 01:06:00,089 Here, hold this. Will ya hold that? 973 01:06:00,090 --> 01:06:02,091 That's Linda Lovelace's ass print. 974 01:06:02,092 --> 01:06:06,095 Hold the wheel. I gotta show you something else. 975 01:06:06,096 --> 01:06:09,598 I open tonight in las Vegas. I'm a little horse right now. 976 01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:13,102 A little horse. Do you get it? 977 01:06:13,103 --> 01:06:17,606 I tried sniffing glue, kept getting to tube stuck in my nose. 978 01:06:17,607 --> 01:06:23,112 I tried smokin' hash, but I couldn't light the corned beef. 979 01:06:23,113 --> 01:06:26,616 I just made a killing in the market. I shot my butcher. 980 01:06:27,117 --> 01:06:31,620 I got a new vacuum cleaner. It really sucks. 981 01:06:31,621 --> 01:06:36,625 Wait, they get better. My sister was so fat, she has stretch marks on her car. 982 01:06:36,626 --> 01:06:40,129 I was so sick, I asked the captain to heave too. 983 01:06:40,130 --> 01:06:43,132 I asked the captain to heave too! 984 01:06:43,133 --> 01:06:45,135 You hold the wheel. I went to this girl. 985 01:06:45,635 --> 01:06:48,137 I said, "are you game?" She said, "yeah." So I shot her. 986 01:06:48,138 --> 01:06:51,640 Today is Toulouse-Lautrec's birthday. 987 01:06:51,641 --> 01:06:55,644 And I bought him a belt, and I said, "is that belt too tight, Toulouse?" 988 01:06:55,645 --> 01:06:59,148 "Is that belt too tight, Toulouse"! 989 01:06:59,149 --> 01:07:02,152 Please make him stop. 990 01:07:02,652 --> 01:07:05,154 Well, if you stopped laughing for a minute, maybe he would. 991 01:07:05,155 --> 01:07:07,656 I'm not laughing. I'm crying! 992 01:07:07,657 --> 01:07:09,658 I met a guy at the bar with two wooden legs. 993 01:07:09,659 --> 01:07:11,660 He caught on fire and burned to the ground. 994 01:07:11,661 --> 01:07:14,664 Hey, man, you got anything to eat? We're starving. 995 01:07:15,165 --> 01:07:18,167 Oh, yeah. Wait a second. How about this? 996 01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:20,670 Here's a TV dinner. 997 01:07:22,172 --> 01:07:26,675 A TV dinner! We haven't eaten anything in two days. We're starving. 998 01:07:26,676 --> 01:07:29,678 Oh, like, really? Yeah. 999 01:07:29,679 --> 01:07:34,183 Oh, I thought you were kidding. I'm so... oh, my god. We're so hungry, man. 1000 01:07:34,184 --> 01:07:37,186 I got just the place. It's very near here. 1001 01:07:37,187 --> 01:07:39,347 But you're not dressed. But I'll take care of that too. 1002 01:07:39,689 --> 01:07:42,692 I'm sorry. I swear to you, I thought you were kidding all that time. 1003 01:07:43,193 --> 01:07:45,353 Anyway, this place... You'll love it. It's inexpensive. 1004 01:07:45,695 --> 01:07:48,197 You'll be my guests. Worry about nothing. I'll get you the clothes. 1005 01:07:48,198 --> 01:07:52,202 It's great. You just think thin, and think pork tartare till we get there. 1006 01:07:52,702 --> 01:07:54,704 I'll take care of everything. 1007 01:07:55,205 --> 01:07:58,207 Pork tartare. Deep sleep. Pork tartare. 1008 01:07:58,208 --> 01:08:01,211 Gherkin. Gherkin! Gherkin. 1009 01:08:03,213 --> 01:08:05,714 So nice to see you again, monsieur Gleason. 1010 01:08:05,715 --> 01:08:07,716 Is he here? Who? 1011 01:08:07,717 --> 01:08:10,719 Well, no, I'm rip. Rip. Oh, excuse moi, monsieur torn. 1012 01:08:10,720 --> 01:08:13,722 Ah! No, it's Taylor. Taylor. 1013 01:08:13,723 --> 01:08:18,727 Ah, monsieur Taylor! Yes. Oh, your agent. He has called for you. 1014 01:08:18,728 --> 01:08:20,729 He has work. Oh, what? 1015 01:08:20,730 --> 01:08:22,731 He has work. Well, that's a first. 1016 01:08:22,732 --> 01:08:25,734 You may telephone him. The telephone is right around there. 1017 01:08:25,735 --> 01:08:28,737 Well, merci beaucoup. 1018 01:08:28,738 --> 01:08:32,741 These are my very good friends. They're new in town. Give them anything they want. 1019 01:08:32,742 --> 01:08:35,744 Caviar, champagne. Money is no object. Separate checks. 1020 01:08:35,745 --> 01:08:39,748 Mais, oui. Well, they may, but you gotta feed 'em first. 1021 01:08:39,749 --> 01:08:41,750 Have a good time and enjoy! 1022 01:08:41,751 --> 01:08:44,753 Right this way. Your table is waiting, monsie... mademois... 1023 01:08:44,754 --> 01:08:47,256 Uh, this way. 1024 01:08:47,257 --> 01:08:49,759 Hey, man. It's really comin' on, man. 1025 01:08:50,260 --> 01:08:51,760 It's okay. Get some food, man. 1026 01:08:51,761 --> 01:08:54,763 Come on. Let's just sit down. I'm starting to freak out, man. 1027 01:08:54,764 --> 01:08:55,264 Voila. 1028 01:08:59,269 --> 01:09:01,271 No, uh... 1029 01:09:03,773 --> 01:09:06,775 As soon as you get some food you'll feel better. Ah. 1030 01:09:06,776 --> 01:09:09,778 Menu. Oh, great. 1031 01:09:09,779 --> 01:09:11,781 Thank you. Menu. 1032 01:09:12,282 --> 01:09:15,784 Thanks a lot. May I present you the specialties. 1033 01:09:15,785 --> 01:09:18,287 We have a selection at first. 1034 01:09:18,288 --> 01:09:20,790 We have an escargot sauteed in... 1035 01:09:21,291 --> 01:09:26,295 And we have an escargot avec champagne. 1036 01:09:26,296 --> 01:09:29,298 We also have a crepe souffle, 1037 01:09:29,299 --> 01:09:33,303 with spinach and squid sauteed in its own eyes, good, good, good, good. 1038 01:09:33,803 --> 01:09:37,306 Can we have some bread? 1039 01:09:37,807 --> 01:09:40,809 No. And we also have a crepe souffle. 1040 01:09:40,810 --> 01:09:42,811 It is with spinach. 1041 01:09:42,812 --> 01:09:46,815 We don't have any. It's a souffle in squid. 1042 01:09:46,816 --> 01:09:50,319 Can we have some bread? It is served with a wonderful salad. 1043 01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:54,323 - It is served with a tomato salad. - Hey, can we have some bread? 1044 01:09:54,324 --> 01:09:56,825 Bread. Oui. 1045 01:09:56,826 --> 01:09:59,328 I will have the bread boy bring it. 1046 01:09:59,829 --> 01:10:02,331 Thank you. We're really hungry. 1047 01:10:02,332 --> 01:10:04,833 Hey, man, I'm starting to freak out. 1048 01:10:04,834 --> 01:10:07,837 You'll be all right as soon as you get some food. Okay, I'll be all right. 1049 01:10:08,338 --> 01:10:12,342 Hey, waiter. Food guy. Bus... bread guy, thing. Anybody. 1050 01:10:14,344 --> 01:10:17,346 - Hi, can we have some bread, please? - Straight up or on the rocks? 1051 01:10:17,347 --> 01:10:20,849 - Whatever. - Two beers. 1052 01:10:20,850 --> 01:10:23,352 I don't feel good. 1053 01:10:23,353 --> 01:10:27,356 What's the matter? I feel like we're wearing dresses, man. 1054 01:10:27,357 --> 01:10:29,358 We are wearing dresses. 1055 01:10:29,359 --> 01:10:31,360 I am so sorry, monsieur, 1056 01:10:31,361 --> 01:10:34,863 but we are out of the specialty of the day that I told you about. 1057 01:10:34,864 --> 01:10:39,868 - Oh, no! - Oh, it's okay. - But, but, but, we have more. 1058 01:10:39,869 --> 01:10:43,872 We have more. We have Poulet, chicken. Poulet pie! 1059 01:10:43,873 --> 01:10:47,376 They got more food. They're out of it, man! 1060 01:10:47,377 --> 01:10:51,880 It's okay. A cheeseburger. I'm out of it, man. They're out of it. 1061 01:10:51,881 --> 01:10:55,884 Oh! A cheeseburger. Can't you see he's having a big Mac attack? 1062 01:10:55,885 --> 01:10:59,388 - Get him a cheeseburger, man! - What does he want on the cheeseburger? 1063 01:10:59,389 --> 01:11:02,391 Well, all the shit. A cheeseburger. 1064 01:11:02,392 --> 01:11:04,393 A cheeseburger. 1065 01:11:04,394 --> 01:11:07,896 It's okay. They're gonna get a cheeseburger, and then you'll feel all better. 1066 01:11:07,897 --> 01:11:10,399 I'm sorry, man. Okay, just relax. 1067 01:11:10,400 --> 01:11:13,902 Have a good time. Oh, my head's growing now, man. 1068 01:11:13,903 --> 01:11:15,904 What? My head's growing. 1069 01:11:15,905 --> 01:11:19,408 No, you just got a wig on, man. You'll be all right. Just relax. 1070 01:11:19,409 --> 01:11:20,910 - Oh! - What's the matter? 1071 01:11:21,411 --> 01:11:24,413 My balls are gone. I lost my balls. 1072 01:11:24,414 --> 01:11:27,916 You'll be okay, man. Take it easy. 1073 01:11:27,917 --> 01:11:29,918 Where did I leave them? Where did I leave them? 1074 01:11:29,919 --> 01:11:32,922 I lost my balls. You just got pantyhose on, man. 1075 01:11:33,423 --> 01:11:38,427 Oh! Oh, yeah, I got pantyhose on. 1076 01:11:38,428 --> 01:11:40,429 You'll be okay as soon as the food gets here. 1077 01:11:40,430 --> 01:11:42,432 I can't breathe, man. What? 1078 01:11:42,932 --> 01:11:45,434 - I can't breathe. - Well... 1079 01:11:45,435 --> 01:11:47,936 It's all tight. Here, loosen this thing, then. 1080 01:11:47,937 --> 01:11:50,439 It's alive! What's the matter? 1081 01:11:50,440 --> 01:11:52,441 No, no, it's dead, it's dead, man. 1082 01:11:52,442 --> 01:11:55,444 Oh, it's dead! Oh, it's dead! No, it's not dead. 1083 01:11:55,445 --> 01:11:58,447 It's just sleeping. It's sleeping. It's just having a rest. 1084 01:11:58,448 --> 01:12:00,949 You'll be okay, man. Take it easy. 1085 01:12:00,950 --> 01:12:04,953 I'm freakin' out, man. I'm sorry. I know. You'll be all right. 1086 01:12:04,954 --> 01:12:06,955 I'm gettin' real sensitive, man. Oh, that's okay. 1087 01:12:06,956 --> 01:12:11,960 Thanks for being with me. You're probably just getting your period or something. 1088 01:12:11,961 --> 01:12:13,962 Yeah. You'll be all right, as soon as you get some food. 1089 01:12:13,963 --> 01:12:16,966 Okay. I'll be all right. 1090 01:12:34,484 --> 01:12:36,986 Everybody's looking at me, man. I don't like this restaurant. 1091 01:12:37,987 --> 01:12:39,989 What? They're not lookin' at you. 1092 01:12:40,490 --> 01:12:43,492 They're just looking... Make this restaurant go away, man! 1093 01:12:43,493 --> 01:12:45,995 Go away, restaurant! See there? It stopped. 1094 01:12:53,503 --> 01:12:56,505 I have never walked so far in the desert in my life. 1095 01:12:56,506 --> 01:12:58,507 It is terrible in the desert like that. 1096 01:12:58,508 --> 01:13:01,510 No wonder the peasants in our country are always pissed off. 1097 01:13:01,511 --> 01:13:04,012 Oh, terrible. Oh, my butt hurts. 1098 01:13:04,013 --> 01:13:06,515 Oh, I'm so hungry, I could eat a camel. 1099 01:13:07,016 --> 01:13:08,517 Two camels. 1100 01:13:09,018 --> 01:13:11,019 Bonsoir, monsieur. Do you have a reservation? 1101 01:13:11,020 --> 01:13:13,522 Ah, well... We don't need reservation, goat breath. 1102 01:13:13,523 --> 01:13:17,526 Just give us a table. I am sorry, we have no table unless you have a reservation. 1103 01:13:17,527 --> 01:13:20,028 - We have no table! - You'll be all right. 1104 01:13:20,029 --> 01:13:22,531 As soon as you get some food, everything will be cool. 1105 01:13:22,532 --> 01:13:26,034 Where's our food? Oh, shit. We don't need reservation! 1106 01:13:26,035 --> 01:13:29,538 I take care of this, stupid idiot. I take care of this. 1107 01:13:31,040 --> 01:13:35,043 Of course we have a reservation. Your table is right over here. 1108 01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:37,546 Thank you. Very nice. I've been expecting you. 1109 01:13:37,547 --> 01:13:39,549 Voila. 1110 01:13:43,052 --> 01:13:45,053 Ah. Et voila. Voila. 1111 01:13:45,054 --> 01:13:47,056 Get down. 1112 01:13:48,558 --> 01:13:52,060 And voila. Menu for you, monsieur. 1113 01:13:52,061 --> 01:13:54,062 Et vous, monsieur. Thank you. Very nice. 1114 01:13:54,063 --> 01:13:58,067 I have just seen the most ugliest woman in the world. 1115 01:14:00,069 --> 01:14:02,571 She's even uglier than my first wife. 1116 01:14:02,572 --> 01:14:05,574 That is impossible. Or my camel. 1117 01:14:05,575 --> 01:14:08,577 Your first wife was your camel, you idiot. That's right. 1118 01:14:08,578 --> 01:14:12,582 Shh, shh. Hey, there's mice under here! 1119 01:14:15,585 --> 01:14:19,087 Hey, there's gum here too, man. Never mind about those women. 1120 01:14:19,088 --> 01:14:20,589 We have to find those two guys. 1121 01:14:21,090 --> 01:14:23,592 They have disappeared. I don't know where they could be. 1122 01:14:23,593 --> 01:14:26,595 They cannot just vanish from the face of the world. They did. 1123 01:14:26,596 --> 01:14:29,598 I am so mad. When I find them, I am going to kill them myself. 1124 01:14:29,599 --> 01:14:33,101 No, you cannot kill them, because you said I could kill them! 1125 01:14:33,102 --> 01:14:35,604 I changed my mind. I am going to kill them! You cannot change your mind. 1126 01:14:35,605 --> 01:14:38,106 You said I could kill them. I am going to kill them. 1127 01:14:38,107 --> 01:14:41,110 I am getting very frustration because you do not let me kill anybody! 1128 01:14:41,611 --> 01:14:43,612 Come on, man. We're getting out of here. 1129 01:14:43,613 --> 01:14:46,114 I don't like it here! Well, get up! 1130 01:14:46,115 --> 01:14:50,118 - Come on. - No, no, shh. Okay, you can kill them. 1131 01:14:50,119 --> 01:14:52,621 - We're in a restaurant. - There's that stupid restaurant too. 1132 01:14:52,622 --> 01:14:56,625 Oh, I'm good, man. This will make quite a killing in the stock market. 1133 01:14:56,626 --> 01:14:58,127 Who kill the stock market? 1134 01:14:58,628 --> 01:15:01,129 Ah, the pretty ladies. 1135 01:15:01,130 --> 01:15:02,631 Oh, wow... 1136 01:15:02,632 --> 01:15:06,134 You are sick! 1137 01:15:06,135 --> 01:15:08,637 You know, there's something fishy about those two. 1138 01:15:08,638 --> 01:15:12,140 Ah, there is something fishy about all of them. 1139 01:15:12,141 --> 01:15:14,142 Come. Come, ladies. 1140 01:15:14,143 --> 01:15:16,645 Ah, yes. 1141 01:15:16,646 --> 01:15:18,647 Have a seat, please. Sit down. 1142 01:15:18,648 --> 01:15:21,149 Bonsoir. Ca Va? Yeah. 1143 01:15:21,150 --> 01:15:23,151 Ca Va, bonsoir and ca Va. Ca Va. 1144 01:15:23,152 --> 01:15:26,655 Where are we going, man? We're in the bathroom, man. 1145 01:15:26,656 --> 01:15:30,158 A bathroom. Oh, thank god. 1146 01:15:30,159 --> 01:15:33,161 You okay? Yeah, I just gotta go pee, man. 1147 01:15:33,162 --> 01:15:35,163 Don't try to throw up. 1148 01:15:35,164 --> 01:15:38,167 Oh! Shit, what are we gonna do, man? 1149 01:15:43,673 --> 01:15:46,675 Well, it's an Arabian joke. Maybe you don't get it. 1150 01:15:46,676 --> 01:15:49,178 Here's a toast to your blue eyes. 1151 01:15:55,685 --> 01:15:57,686 Excusez-moi! 1152 01:15:57,687 --> 01:16:00,189 Oh, yes, yes. Of course. 1153 01:16:01,190 --> 01:16:03,192 Yes. 1154 01:16:05,194 --> 01:16:08,697 Ah. It's incredible. 1155 01:16:08,698 --> 01:16:11,199 Every five minutes, they've got to pee pees. 1156 01:16:11,200 --> 01:16:14,703 Yes, well, that's the problem when you have open plumbing. 1157 01:16:14,704 --> 01:16:18,707 God, man, if you don't stop soon, we're gonna have to build an ark. 1158 01:16:18,708 --> 01:16:21,710 I can't stop, man. 1159 01:16:21,711 --> 01:16:25,214 Well, just tie it in a knot or something, man. God. 1160 01:16:27,717 --> 01:16:30,720 Hey, man! Shh! 1161 01:16:54,243 --> 01:16:57,746 Let's get out of here, man. Oh! Ow! 1162 01:16:59,248 --> 01:17:03,251 Oh. Excuse me, um, are you all right? 1163 01:17:03,252 --> 01:17:05,253 Oh, yeah. We're okay. We're just looking for a contact lens. 1164 01:17:05,254 --> 01:17:08,757 What is the problem here? Oh, lost a lens. 1165 01:17:13,262 --> 01:17:15,263 Have you looked in your beard, madame? 1166 01:17:15,264 --> 01:17:17,266 Have you looked in your beard? 1167 01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:20,769 What are those people doing over there? 1168 01:17:23,272 --> 01:17:25,273 Ah, crazy Americans. 1169 01:17:25,274 --> 01:17:29,778 Must be a new disco dance. Ah, yes, yes, of course. 1170 01:17:29,779 --> 01:17:32,281 When the ladies come back, we join them. 1171 01:17:35,785 --> 01:17:39,288 I have your separate checks. If you could pay. 1172 01:17:42,792 --> 01:17:45,293 Let's get out of here. 1173 01:17:45,294 --> 01:17:48,797 Hey, man. Hey, where are we, man? 1174 01:17:48,798 --> 01:17:51,299 Ronnie, I haven't seen you in ages. How are you? 1175 01:17:51,300 --> 01:17:53,301 Why are we on our hands and... 1176 01:17:53,302 --> 01:17:56,304 Oh, it's you guys! 1177 01:17:56,305 --> 01:18:00,809 Oh, thank you so much for all that money you gave me. Look what it got me. 1178 01:18:00,810 --> 01:18:05,815 Those girls are those guys! Yaaaa! 1179 01:18:06,816 --> 01:18:09,318 You're lookin' good. Where are you going? 1180 01:18:09,819 --> 01:18:13,322 Hey. Yaaaa! 1181 01:18:13,823 --> 01:18:16,325 Wait, your checks! I've got your beer! 1182 01:18:17,326 --> 01:18:19,328 Piss. 1183 01:18:28,838 --> 01:18:30,839 What are we running for, man? 1184 01:18:30,840 --> 01:18:35,343 Never mind, man. Just come on. Run. 1185 01:18:35,344 --> 01:18:38,346 Woman with a baby coming through. Watch out! 1186 01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:43,852 My feet really hurt! 1187 01:18:43,853 --> 01:18:45,855 I wanna go back to the desert. 1188 01:18:52,361 --> 01:18:54,863 You stupid idiot! 1189 01:18:54,864 --> 01:18:57,365 - Look, there they are! - Shit. 1190 01:18:57,366 --> 01:19:00,369 Quick! 1191 01:19:04,373 --> 01:19:07,876 What, man? Ladies, go right in. 1192 01:19:07,877 --> 01:19:10,880 Stop them! 1193 01:19:16,886 --> 01:19:19,888 I'll call the police! I'll call the police! No, no, no police. 1194 01:19:19,889 --> 01:19:22,891 We have many tickets here. Thank you very much. 1195 01:19:22,892 --> 01:19:27,395 Ow, you stupid idiot! 1196 01:19:27,396 --> 01:19:30,899 Put that knife away! It's dark. I cannot see. 1197 01:19:30,900 --> 01:19:33,902 You're going to kill me. 1198 01:19:33,903 --> 01:19:36,906 Where are those guys? I don't know. I cannot see anything. 1199 01:19:37,406 --> 01:19:41,409 Oh, it smells terrible in here. 1200 01:19:41,410 --> 01:19:44,412 Yes, it smells like wet camels. 1201 01:19:44,413 --> 01:19:46,415 Where are they? 1202 01:19:54,924 --> 01:19:57,425 Sit down! Hey, sit down, you! 1203 01:19:57,426 --> 01:20:00,428 Who dares tell me to sit down, huh? Who said that? 1204 01:20:00,429 --> 01:20:02,931 Shh, shut up. Do you know who you're talking to? 1205 01:20:02,932 --> 01:20:05,434 Sit down. Sit down. 1206 01:20:10,439 --> 01:20:13,442 There's something on the seat. Come. Let's move. 1207 01:20:14,443 --> 01:20:16,444 It's that smell like your bedsheets. 1208 01:20:16,445 --> 01:20:18,446 Where are those guys? 1209 01:20:18,447 --> 01:20:20,449 I don't know. Where are they? 1210 01:20:21,951 --> 01:20:25,453 Look! There they are. 1211 01:20:25,454 --> 01:20:29,458 Those guys! 1212 01:20:41,971 --> 01:20:45,974 I don't understand. We chase them in here, and now they are up there. 1213 01:20:45,975 --> 01:20:49,478 I don't understand. How can it be? Shut up and listen, idiot. 1214 01:20:57,486 --> 01:20:59,988 How could they do that to us? 1215 01:21:00,489 --> 01:21:03,992 They are not doing it to us. They are doing it to them! 1216 01:21:18,007 --> 01:21:21,009 Look. They don't even like 'em. They whip 'em. 1217 01:21:21,010 --> 01:21:23,012 That's good. 1218 01:21:25,014 --> 01:21:28,516 They don't whip them very hard. No. 1219 01:21:28,517 --> 01:21:32,020 I would hit them a lot harder. 1220 01:21:32,021 --> 01:21:34,523 Ah, but look where she puts the whip. 1221 01:21:37,526 --> 01:21:41,029 He doesn't like that, either. 1222 01:21:41,030 --> 01:21:44,532 Ah, that is good. That's what I would do. 1223 01:21:44,533 --> 01:21:47,035 I know. It hurts very much. 1224 01:21:51,040 --> 01:21:54,542 What is that? What is that? 1225 01:21:54,543 --> 01:21:56,544 It looks like some kind of sea monster. 1226 01:21:56,545 --> 01:21:58,546 It's scary. 1227 01:21:58,547 --> 01:22:00,548 Yes. 1228 01:22:00,549 --> 01:22:03,552 It look like uncle Tanuz when he take out his eye. 1229 01:22:09,058 --> 01:22:11,560 Focus! Focus, you idiot! 1230 01:22:19,068 --> 01:22:21,069 Look, it has teeth. 1231 01:22:21,070 --> 01:22:24,073 Teeth, teeth, teeth. Ah. 1232 01:22:29,078 --> 01:22:31,080 Encore, encore. Oui. 1233 01:22:37,586 --> 01:22:39,587 Oui. Oui. 1234 01:22:39,588 --> 01:22:42,590 Encore. 1235 01:22:42,591 --> 01:22:45,093 Encore! 1236 01:22:45,594 --> 01:22:49,597 Oui! Oui! Oui! Oui! 1237 01:22:49,598 --> 01:22:52,100 Encore! 1238 01:22:55,604 --> 01:22:59,107 - Oui! - I never did this! 1239 01:23:01,610 --> 01:23:04,112 Put that thing away, you stupid idiot! 1240 01:23:05,614 --> 01:23:07,616 You want to go blind? 1241 01:23:45,154 --> 01:23:49,157 Oui! Oui! Oui! 1242 01:23:49,158 --> 01:23:52,161 Stop that! 1243 01:23:53,662 --> 01:23:55,163 Encore. 1244 01:23:58,167 --> 01:24:00,169 Encore. 1245 01:24:03,172 --> 01:24:07,176 Oui! Oui! Oui! Oui! 1246 01:24:10,179 --> 01:24:13,182 Encore. Encore. 1247 01:24:21,190 --> 01:24:24,192 Hey, I got rocks in my pantyhose, man. 1248 01:24:24,193 --> 01:24:27,695 You got rocks in your head for ever gettin' us involved in this shit, man. 1249 01:24:27,696 --> 01:24:30,698 I don't know how these brides wear all this shit. 1250 01:24:30,699 --> 01:24:33,201 We should have stayed in Chicago. At least it was cold there. 1251 01:24:33,202 --> 01:24:36,704 I wouldn't wear this crap... Hey, we got a ride, man. 1252 01:24:36,705 --> 01:24:40,708 Hey, hold up! Hey, come on, man. 1253 01:24:40,709 --> 01:24:44,712 Wait. Oh, wow. What a trip! 1254 01:24:44,713 --> 01:24:47,215 Oh, wow. Hey, thanks for giving us a ride. 1255 01:24:47,216 --> 01:24:49,717 Uh... it's the fifis! 1256 01:24:49,718 --> 01:24:53,221 It's your fifis, man! Hey, fifis! How you doing? 1257 01:24:53,222 --> 01:24:55,724 Wow, are we glad to see yous guys. 1258 01:24:56,225 --> 01:24:59,228 Ain't that a trip? Hey, baby, how's it going? 1259 01:24:59,728 --> 01:25:04,232 Hey, that's no tripping too. We saw you in the movies. 1260 01:25:04,233 --> 01:25:07,236 Hey, wait a minute, man. What? 1261 01:25:07,736 --> 01:25:09,738 If they're here... 1262 01:25:14,243 --> 01:25:16,245 Good morning, gentlemen. 1263 01:25:18,747 --> 01:25:20,749 Make yourselves very comfortable. 1264 01:25:21,250 --> 01:25:24,753 Because we have a very special surprise planned for you. 1265 01:25:30,759 --> 01:25:34,262 This is perfect. Perfect. 1266 01:25:34,263 --> 01:25:36,764 Yes. This is so perfect. Yes. 1267 01:25:36,765 --> 01:25:40,268 Okay. We kill them here, and we bury them over there. What do you think? 1268 01:25:40,269 --> 01:25:43,771 No, we don't kill them. No, we kill them. We bury them. Soft ground. 1269 01:25:43,772 --> 01:25:45,773 We don't kill them. We don't kill them? 1270 01:25:45,774 --> 01:25:50,278 We are going to make movies. 1271 01:25:50,279 --> 01:25:53,781 Fantastic. I love it! Yes. Mm-hmm. 1272 01:25:53,782 --> 01:25:56,784 We make a movie of me killing them. 1273 01:25:56,785 --> 01:25:59,787 Ah, it will be in color so we see the blood. 1274 01:25:59,788 --> 01:26:02,290 I love it. A long movie... four hours. 1275 01:26:02,291 --> 01:26:05,294 Maybe 3-d. I love it. Fantastic. 1276 01:26:05,794 --> 01:26:09,297 No, we don't make those movies. We make porno movies. 1277 01:26:09,298 --> 01:26:11,799 These boys are stars. We don't kill them? 1278 01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:16,304 No! Why didn't I think of this before. This is perfect way to launder all the money. 1279 01:26:16,305 --> 01:26:18,806 We make movies. We'll write off everything. 1280 01:26:18,807 --> 01:26:22,310 And then we go way over budget. 1281 01:26:22,311 --> 01:26:25,313 We will never have to worry about money again. 1282 01:26:25,314 --> 01:26:27,816 It is genius. Fantastic. 1283 01:26:28,317 --> 01:26:32,820 Slyman, you are a genius. 1284 01:26:32,821 --> 01:26:34,823 And so is habib. 1285 01:26:44,333 --> 01:26:46,334 Hey, man, I bet you thought we'd had it, huh? 1286 01:26:46,335 --> 01:26:48,836 Hey, man, so did we! But as things turned out, 1287 01:26:48,837 --> 01:26:52,840 all we had to do was go back and make love to these girls 24 hours a day. 1288 01:26:52,841 --> 01:26:54,843 Hey, but at least we had a job, you know? 1289 01:26:55,344 --> 01:26:57,345 'Cause, hey, things are tough all over. 1290 01:26:57,346 --> 01:27:02,351 Closed-captioned by captions, inc. Los Angeles 1291 01:27:02,851 --> 01:27:05,353 ♪ 1292 01:27:38,387 --> 01:27:43,392 ♪ Things are tough all over ♪ 1293 01:27:45,894 --> 01:27:50,899 ♪ Things are tough all over ♪ 1294 01:28:13,922 --> 01:28:18,426 ♪ Things are tough all over ♪ 1295 01:28:21,930 --> 01:28:25,433 ♪ Things are tough all over ♪ 1296 01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:54,462 ♪ Things are tough all over ♪ 1297 01:28:57,466 --> 01:29:01,970 ♪ Things are tough all over ♪ 1298 01:29:25,494 --> 01:29:29,998 ♪ Things are tough all over ♪ 1299 01:29:35,504 --> 01:29:40,008 ♪ Things are tough all over ♪ 103938