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Okay, if no one else was...
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We really sucked at paintball
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Oh, that was
absolutely humiliating
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Oh, come on. Some battles you win,
some battles you lose.
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Yes, but but you don't have to lose
to Kyle Burnsteen Barmistva party.
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I think we have to acknowledge,
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those was some fairly savage
preadolescent jews.
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No, we were annihilated
by our own incompetence
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and the inability of some people
to follow the chain of command.
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Sheldon, let it go!
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No, I want to talk about the fact
that Wolowitz shot me in the ck.
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I shot you for good reason.
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You were leading us into disaster.
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I was giving clear, concise orders.
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You hid behind a tree yelling,
"Get the kid in the yarmulke!
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Get the kid in the yarmulke!"
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Oh, hey, guys.
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- Oh, hey, Penny. Hello.
- Morning, ma'am.
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So, how was paintball?
Did you have fun?
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Sure, if you consider being fragged
by your own troops fun.
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You clear space on your calendar--
there will be an inquiry.
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Okay.
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Um, hey, I'm having a party on Saturday,
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so if you guys are around,
you should come on by.
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- A party?
- Yeah.
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A... "boy-girl" party?
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Well, there will be boys and there will
be girls and it is a party, so...
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It'll just be a bunch of my friends.
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We'll have some beer, do a little dancing.
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Dancing?
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Yeah, I don't know, Penny...
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The thing is, we're not...
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- No, we're really more of a... -No.
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But thanks.Thanks for thinking of us.
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Are you sure? Come on, it's Halloween.
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A Halloween party?
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As in... costumes?
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Well, yeah.
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Is there a theme?
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Um, yeah, Halloween.
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Yes, but are the costumes
random, or genre-specific?
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As usual, I'm not following.
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He's asking if we can come as
anyone from science fiction, fantasy...
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- Sure.
- What about comic books?
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- Fine.
- Anime?
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- Of course.
- TV, film,
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D- and-D, manga, Greek gods,
Roman gods, Norse gods--
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Anything you want! Okay?
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Any costume you want.
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Bye.
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Gentlemen, to the sewing machines.
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Season 1 Episode 6:
The Middle Earth Paradigm
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I'll get it.
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Oh, no.
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Oh, no.
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Make way for the fastest man alive!
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Oh, no.
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See, this is why I wanted to
have a costume meeting.
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We all have other costumes:
We can change.
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Or we could walk right
behind each other all night
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and look like one person
going really fast.
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No, no, no.
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It's a boy-girl party, this flash runs solo.
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Okay, how about this?
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Nobody gets to be The Flash.
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We all change. Agreed?
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Agreed.
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I call Frodo!
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Damn!
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Hey.
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Sorry I'm late, but my hammer got
stuck in the door on the bus.
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You went with Thor?
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What, just because I'm Indian
I can't be a Norse god?
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"No, no, Raj has to be an Indian god."
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That's racism.
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I mean look at Wolowitz.He's not English,
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but he's dressed like Peter Pan.
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Sheldon is neither sound nor light,
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but he's obviously the Doppler effect.
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I'm not Peter Pan.
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I'm Robin Hood.
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Really?
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Because I sawPeter Pan, and
you're dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby.
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She was a little bigger than you,
but it's basically the same look, man.
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Hey, Sheldon, there's something
I want to talk to you about before
we go to the party.
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I don't care if anybody gets it.
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I'm going as the Doppler effect.
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- No, it's not that.
- If I have to, I can demonstrate.
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Terrific.
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this party is my first chance for Penny
to see me in the context of her social group,
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and I need you not to
embarrass me tonight.
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Well, what exactly do you
mean by embarrass you?
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Well, for example, tonight,
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no one needs to know that
my middle name is Leakey.
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But there's nothing embarrassing about that.
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Your father worked with Louis Leakey,
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a great anthropologist.
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It had nothing to do with
your bed-wetting.
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All m saying is that this party is the
perfect opportunity for Penny
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to see me as a member of her peer group,
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a potential close friend, and perhaps more,
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and I don't want to look like a dork.
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Just a heads up, fellas.
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If anyone gets lucky, I've got a dozen
condoms in my quiver.
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Oh, hey, guys.
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Hey. Sorry we're late.
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Late?
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It's 7:05.
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And you said the party starts at 7:00.
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Well, yeah, I mean, when you
start a party at 7:00,
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no one shows up at, you know, 7:00.
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It's 7:05.
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Yes. Yes, it is.
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Okay. Well, um, come on in.
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So, what, are all the girls in the bathroom?
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Probably, but in their own homes.
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So, what time does the costume parade start?
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The parade?
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Yeah, so the judges can give out the
prizes for best costume.
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You know, most frightening,
most authentic,
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most accurate visualization of
a scientific principal.
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Oh, Sheldon, I'm sorry,
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but there aren't going to be any parades
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or judges or prizes.
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This party is just going to suck.
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No! Come on, it's going to be fun,
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and you all look great.
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I mean, look at you, Thor,
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and, oh, Peter Pan.
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That's so cute.
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- Actually, Penny, he's Robin Hood.
- I'm Peter Pan.
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And I got a handful of pixie dust
with your name on it.
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No, you don't.
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Uh, hey, what's Sheldon supposed to be?
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Oh, he's the Doppler effect.
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Yes. It's the apparent change in
the frequency of a wave
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caused by relative motion between
the source of the wave and the observer.
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Oh, sure, I see it now.
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The Doppler effect.
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All right, I got to shower.
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You guys, um, make yourselves comfortable.
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Okay.
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See?
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People get it.
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By Odin's beard, this is good Chex mix.
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No, thanks. Peanuts.
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I can't afford to swell up in these tights.
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I'm confused.
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If there's no costume parade,
what are we doing here?
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We're socializing, meeting new people.
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Telepathically?
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Oh, hey, when did you get here?
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Hi.
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Penny is wearing the worst Catwoman
costume I've ever seen.
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And that includes Halle Berry's.
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She's not Catwoman.
She's just a generic cat.
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And that's the kind of
sloppy costuming
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which results from a lack of
rules and competion.
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Hey, guys, check out the sexy nurse.
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I believe it's time for me to turn
my head and cough.
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What is your move?
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I'm going to use the mirror technique.
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She brushes her hair back, I brush my hair back...
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She shrugs, I shrug.
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Subconsciously she's thinking,
"We're in sync. We belong together."
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Where do you get this stuff?
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You know, psychology journals,
Internet research,
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and there's this great show on VH-1
about how to pick up girls.
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Oh, if only I had his confidence.
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I have such difficulty speaking to
women, or around women...
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or at times even effeminate men.
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If that's a working stethoscope,
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maybe you'd like to hear my
heart skip a beat?
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No, thanks.
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No, seriously, you can.I have transient
idiopathic arrhythmia.
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I want to get to know Penny's friends,
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I just don't know how to talk to these people.
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Well, I actually might be able to help.
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How so?
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Like Jane Goodall observing the apes,
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I initially saw their interactions as confusing
and unstructured.
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But patterns emerge.
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They have their own language, if you will.
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Go on.
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Well, it seems that the newcomer
approaches the existing group
with the greeting,
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"How wasted am I?"
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Which is met with an approving
chorus of "Dude."
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Then what happens?
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That's as far as I've gotten.
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This is ridiculous.
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I'm jumping in.
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Good luck.
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No, you're coming with me.
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Oh, I hardly think so.
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Oh, come on.
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Aren't you afraid I'll embarrass you?
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Yes; but I need a wing man.
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All right, but if we're going to use flight metaphors,
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I'm much more suited to being the guy
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from the FAA analyzing wreckage.
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Hi.
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Hi. Hello.
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So what are you supposed to be?
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Me? I'll give you a hint.
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A choo-choo train?
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Close!
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A brain damaged choo-choo train?
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How wasted am I?
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I still don't get it.
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I'm the Doppler effect.
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Okay, if that's some
sort of learning disability,
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I think it's very insensitive.
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Why don't you just tell
people you're a zebra?
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Well, why don't you just tell people
you're one of the seven dwarves?
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Because I'm Frodo.
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Yes, well, I'm the Doppler effect.
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- Oh, no.
- What?
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That's Penny's ex-boyfriend.
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What do you suppose he's doing here?
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Besides disrupting the local gravity field.
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If he were any bigger, he'd
have moons orbiting him.
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Oh, snap.
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So, I guess we'll be leaving now.
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Why should we leave?
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For all we know he crashed the
party and Penny doesn't even want him here.
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You have a backup hypothesis?
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Maybe they want to be friends.
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Or maybe she wants to be friends
and he wants something more.
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Then he and I are on equal ground.
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Yes, but you're much closer to it than he is.
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Look, if this was 1, 500 years ago,
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by virtue of his size and strength,
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Kurt would be entitled to his choice
of female partners.
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And male partners, animal partners,
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large primordial eggplants--
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pretty much whatever tickled his fancy.
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Yes, but our society has
undergone a paradigm shift.
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In the Information Age, Sheldon,
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you and I are the alpha males.
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We shouldn't have to back down.
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True.
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Why don't you text him that and
see if he backs down?
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No.
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I'm going to assert my
dominance face-to-face.
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Face-to-face? Are you going to
wait for him to sit down,
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or are you going to stand on the coffee table?
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Hello, Penny.
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Hello, Kurt.
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Oh, hey, guys, are you having a good time?
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Given the reaction to my costume,
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this party is a scathing indictment of
the American education system.
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What, you're a zebra, right?
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Yet another child left behind.
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And what are you supposed to be, an elf?
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No, I'm a hobbit.
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What's the difference?
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A hobbit is a mortal halfling
inhabitant of Middle Earth,
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whereas an elf is an immortal, tall warrior.
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So why the hell would you want to be a hobbit?
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Because he's neither tall nor immortal
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and none of us could be The Flash.
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Well, whatever.
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Why don't you go hop off on a quest?
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I'm talking to Penny here.
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I think we're all talking to Penny here.
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I'm not. No offense.
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Okay, maybe you didn't hear me.
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- Go away.
- All right, Kurt, be nice.
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Oh, I am being nice.
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Right, little buddy?
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- Kurt.
- Okay.
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I understand your impulse to try to
physically intimidate me.
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I mean, you can't compete with
me on an intellectual level
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so you're driven to animalistic puffery.
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You calling me a puffy animal?
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Of course not. No, he's not.
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You're not, right, Leonard?
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No, I said "animalistic."
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Of course we're all animals,
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but some of us have climbed a
little higher on the evolutionary tree.
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If he understands that, you're in trouble.
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So, what, I'm unevolved?
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You're in trouble.
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You know, you use a lot of big words
for such a little dwarf.
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Okay, Kurt, please.
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Penny, it's okay. I can handle this.
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I am not a dwarf,
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I'm a hobbit.
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A hobbit.
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Are misfiring neurons in your
hippocampus preventing the conversion
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from short-term to long-term memory?
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Okay, now you're starting to make me mad.
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A homo habilis discovering his
opposable thumbs says what?
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What?
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I think I've made my point.
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Yeah? How about I make a point out of
your pointy little head?
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Let me remind you, while my
moral support is absolute,
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in a physical confrontation,
I will be less than useless.
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There's not going to be a confrontation.
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In fact, I doubt if he can even
spell "confrontation."
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C- O-N...
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frontation!
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Kurt, put him down this instant!
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He started it!
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I don't care. I'm finishing it.Put him down!
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Fine.
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You're one lucky little leprechaun.
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He's a hobbit!
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I got your back.
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Leonard, are you okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine.
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It's good, it's a good party, thanks for having us.
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It's just getting a little late, so...
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Oh, okay.
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All right, well, thank you for coming.
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Happy Halloween.
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If it's any consolation,
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I thought that homo habilis line
really put him in his place.
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What's that?
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Tea.
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When people are upset,
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the cultural convention is to
bring them hot beverages.
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There, there.
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You want to talk about it?
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- No.
- Good.
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"There, there" was really all I had.
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Good night, Sheldon.
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Good night, Leonard.
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Hey, Leonard?
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Hi, Penny.
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Hey, I just wanted to make
sure you were okay.
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I'm fine.
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I am so sorry about what happened.
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It's not your fault.
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Yes, it is.
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That's why I broke up with him.
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He always does stuff like that.
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So why was he at your party?
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Well, I ran into him last week and he
was just all apologetic about how he's changed.
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And he was just going on and on and...
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I believed him and I'm an idiot
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because I always believe guys like that.
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And I can't go back to my party
because he's there.
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And know you don't want to
hear this and I'm upset
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and I'm really drunk and I just want to...
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There, there.
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God, what is wrong with me?
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Nothing, you're perfect.
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I'm not perfect.
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Yes, you are.
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You really think so, don't you?
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Penny?
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Yeah?
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How much have you had to drink tonight?
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Just... a lot.
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Are you sure that your being drunk
and your being angry with Kurt
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doesn't have something to do
with what's going on here?
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It might.
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Boy, you're really smart.
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Yeah, I'm a frickin' genius.
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Leonard, you are so great.
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Why can't all guys be like you?
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Because if all guys were like me,
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the human race couldn't survive.
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I should probably go.
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Probably.
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Thank you.
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That's right, you saw what you saw.
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That's how we roll in the Shire.
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Coming.
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Hey, have you seen Koothrappali?
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He's not here.
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Maybe the Avengers summoned him.
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He's not the Marvel Comics Thor,
he's the original Norse god.
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Thank you for the clarification.
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I'm supposed to give him a ride home.
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Well, I'm sure he'll be fine.
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He has his hammer.
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I have to say, you are an amazing man.
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You're gentle, and passionate.
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And, my God, you are such a good listener.
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