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(SNORING)
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Cyd, wake up.
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Cyd, wake up.
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Cyd, wake up!
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(SNORES)
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Really?
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(GRUNTS)
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Cyd, I think
you fell out of bed.
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Shelby, if you woke me up
before the alarm went off...
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I didn't.
(BEEPING)
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Okay, I did.
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I just couldn't sleep.
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I'm so excited
that my best friend
is living with me forever.
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Well, just until my parents
get back from their
archeological dig in Peru.
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Well, yeah,
but that's gonna be,
like, three years.
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Unless they get entombed.
Then it will be forever.
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(GASPS) Was it bad
that I said that?
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I just love that
you're staying here.
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I love it, too.
Which is why
I haven't zipped you
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inside my heavy bag
for waking me up
in the morning.
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(YELLS)
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You say scary
things sometimes.
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You love it
when I say scary
things sometimes.
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Well, you're just
so good at it.
I am good at it.
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It's pretty cool
your parents are
letting me stay here.
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Well, of course, they are.
They love you.
My whole family loves you.
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Your brothers
definitely love me.
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Did you see this
video they sent me?
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These flowers
are for you, Cyd.
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I'm giving her
flowers, Chet.
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No, I'm giving
her flowers, Brett.
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(GRUNTS)
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Well, aside from that,
me and Diesel are
gonna be real happy here.
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Yeah, don't you think
Diesel would be happier
living outside?
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(GROWLING)
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We can't let him
hit the streets.
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He'll fall right back
into the thug life.
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Hey, I was thinking
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maybe we could put up
some of my stuff, you know,
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make my side of the room
a little more me.
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Wow! Uh, yeah,
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maybe we can put
zom-bozo up later.
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Or never.
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MOM: Girls, time to get
your Monday on!
Coming, Mom!
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Hurry up,
let's get to school.
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I'm asking Cameron
to the dance today.
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I put together one of my big,
crazy, elaborate plans.
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You know how I love to do
things big, right, Cyd?
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(SNORES)
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Really?
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I'm so hungry.
If I don't get some food
in me right now,
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my stomach's gonna
take me out back
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and beat me
with a phone book.
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No, we have to hurry.
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If my brothers
hear us they'll...
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Ow!
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Cyd, because
you're so special...
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We wanted to say...
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"Yo Rick?" Who's Rick?
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Yours was supposed
to say "you."
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And yours was
supposed to say "rock."
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You ruined it, Chet!
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No, you ruined it, Brett!
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But I didn't get
to have breakfast.
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We have to
stop by Barry's lab
on the way to school.
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He's helping me
ask Cameron
to the dance.
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I probably should've
mentioned this before
I moved in with you,
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but I have this weird
condition where
I need to eat.
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No time. Barry,
open up, it's us!
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Smell this.
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BOTH: Ugh!
Nasty!
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Yes, it is.
Now smell this.
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BOTH: Ugh!
What are you doing?
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A behavioral study
to see if people
will continue
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to smell things after the
first thing smells terrible.
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Here, smell this.
Ugh, why did I do that?
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That's what I'm trying
to figure out.
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Hey, guys!
BOTH: Hey, Naldo.
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Check out our new
chest hair machine!
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It's not a chest hair
machine, Renaldo.
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It's an experiment
to cure baldness
using accelerated photons
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in a quantized
fermion field to stimulate
follicular generation.
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I'm sorry to dumb it down,
I'm not trying
to patronize you.
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But you said
if I point it
at my chest,
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it'll give me
chest hair.
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I said, "Don't point it
at your chest,
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"or it will give you
chest hair."
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But what if I want
chest hair?
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Why would you
want chest hair?
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So I can shave it.
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Barry, I thought you
were working on
my big plan
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to ask Cameron
to the dance.
And I am.
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I've rigged everything
so that at exactly 8:46
this morning,
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the school's P.A.
system will blast
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Cameron's favorite
music...
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Fist-pumping-jaw-droppers.
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The vents will flood
the hall
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with his favorite
smell...
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Fist-pumping-jaw-dropper
body spray.
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And finally the
Pep Squad's confetti
cannons will go off
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as the school's digital
projector poses the query,
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"Will you go to
the dance with me?"
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All you have to do
is stand in front
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of Cameron's locker
when it happens.
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My part's feeling
kinda simple.
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Yes, well, we scientists
like to limit
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the number of
unstable variables,
or what we call "people."
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NALDO:
Barry, I think it's working!
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(WHIRRING)
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That machine is not
supposed to make
your chest emit smoke.
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What if I want my chest
to emit smoke?
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Why would you want
your chest to emit smoke?
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'Cause it looks cool.
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Ooh, somebody's
barbecue-ing.
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That would be you.
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Ugh, I'm starving.
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Barry's gotta have
something to eat
around here.
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This plan to ask Cameron
is gonna work, right?
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I mean, it's gotta work.
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It's got everything
a great love story has.
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Music, confetti, body spray.
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Oh, no. What's that?
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(CRACKLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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What was that?
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The Chest Hair
Machine just...
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BOTH: Chest hair!
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I'm good. You?
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No more than
I came in with.
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Phew.
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I was worried
maybe that laser
did something to us.
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♪ I know it sounds crazy
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♪ But time doesn't faze me
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♪ Ever since it lost
its hold on me
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♪ Hey, hey
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♪ Hung out till midnight
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♪ Missed the curfew,
that's all right
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♪ I'm back to bed
and right on time,
you'll see
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♪ Whenever
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♪ You need me
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♪ I'm right there with you
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♪ Whenever
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♪ There's something
you wanna we do
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♪ The clock is ticking
but not for me
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♪ I'm living in
a different reality
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♪ Whenever
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♪ Whatever
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♪ Wherever
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♪ I'm right there with you
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♪ I'm right there with you
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♪ Hey, hey ♪
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Why did you
pull me away from
the vending machine?
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You were taking forever.
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But I put the dollar in
and it spit it out
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and I put the dollar in
and it spit it out
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and I put the dollar in
and it spit it out.
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I was so close!
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SHELBY: Look!
There's Cameron!
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He's so interesting
to talk to.
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Probably.
I don't care.
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Cyd, I know what
you're thinking.
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Chimichangas.
Wow, I was way off.
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Will you instead
accept one of
my best friend speeches?
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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"Cyd, after Cameron says yes
and we're all BF/GF,
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"I just want you to know,
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"that nothing is going
to get in the way
of our friendship."
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So if I'm to
understand you correctly,
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there is no
chimichangas?
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(MUSIC PLAYING)
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There's the
fist-pumping-jaw-dropper.
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Fist-pumping-jaw-dropper
body spray.
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I have to go stand
in front of Cameron's locker
like Barry said.
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Hey ya, Shelby!
Got a minute?
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Actually it's gonna
take more than a minute.
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I have no concept of time.
I'm like a dog that way.
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I also sleep at the foot
of my parents' bed,
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which is another way
I'm like a dog.
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Marci, I don't have
time for this!
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I got you. Go.
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Did I ever tell you
how I learned
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I have a severe
Styrofoam sensitivity?
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Gosh, your skin is healthy!
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I just wanna lick it.
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BARRY: Cyd.
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When I returned to my lab,
I couldn't help but notice
you destroyed my laser.
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Yeah, Shelby said
we should leave
a note.
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But I was all,
"He'll know it was us. "
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(SCREAMS)
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(ALL WHOOPING)
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Hey! Confetti, music, a sign.
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Solid ask.
I would totally
say yes to that!
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No! Cameron! Wait!
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Cyd, when that laser
blasted Renaldo,
it was set at two.
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You guys were
blasted at 400.
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There's no telling
what could've happened.
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It could have
sent you to
another dimension
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or made you time travel
or rendered you invisible!
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You're not invisible.
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Everything went wrong.
I didn't even get to ask him.
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Aw, Shelby,
that bites.
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I'm sorry.
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I never should have
gotten out of bed
this morning.
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Why are we
in my bedroom?
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(BEEPS)
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(YELPS)
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Is it this morning again?
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No. No, no, no.
That is not possible!
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(GROWLING)
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MOM: Girls, time
to get your Monday on!
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It is possible.
I think we just
time traveled!
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(SCREAMING)
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00:10:10,731 --> 00:10:12,402
This can't be happening!
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It's just some
sort of weird
joint nightmare,
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but during the day.
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Like a daymare?
Exactly! A daymare.
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There's no such thing
as a daymare!
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00:10:19,740 --> 00:10:21,501
Well, there has to be!
Because otherwise
that means
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we're really back
to this morning!
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Wait, Barry said
the laser that
that blasted us
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could make us
time travel.
Or invisible.
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You're not invisible.
We time traveled!
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Wait.
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Let's think about this.
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Maybe this is a good thing.
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We get to do
today over again.
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We can fix everything
that went wrong.
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I can re-ask
Cameron to the dance!
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I can put on underwear!
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Come on, let's get to school!
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Ow. Our bodies!
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You spelled rock wrong.
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How'd she know that?
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Who the heck is Rick?
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Time travel's the best.
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00:11:28,939 --> 00:11:30,150
Why did you think
the vending machine
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was going to take
your dollar this time?
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00:11:31,481 --> 00:11:34,274
We can time travel
and that's what's bumping you?
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00:11:36,656 --> 00:11:38,198
Okay. I'm gonna go
get in position.
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I am not messing things up
with Cameron this time.
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Hey ya, Shelby!
Oh, no.
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I got you! Go!
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So Marci, my girl,
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do you have
a flat dollar bill?
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00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:50,921
I'm talking
vending machine flat.
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00:11:52,252 --> 00:11:55,425
Sure do.
My grandpappy
gave it to me.
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It's the only thing
I have left to
remember him by.
248
00:11:57,758 --> 00:11:58,839
Great, thanks.
249
00:11:59,890 --> 00:12:01,261
(MUSIC PLAYING)
250
00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:02,512
(SCREAMS)
251
00:12:02,512 --> 00:12:04,434
(GRUNTS)
(SCREAMS)
252
00:12:09,689 --> 00:12:12,062
The dance, huh?
Solid ask.
253
00:12:12,062 --> 00:12:13,403
I'm in.
254
00:12:15,565 --> 00:12:16,947
Well, that's not good.
255
00:12:18,909 --> 00:12:20,861
That was my
"solid ask. I'm in"!
256
00:12:20,861 --> 00:12:23,073
I can't believe this!
Shelby, calm down.
257
00:12:23,073 --> 00:12:25,455
I mean, this is
kind of funny when
you think about it.
258
00:12:25,455 --> 00:12:28,538
I'm sure some day
in the future...
259
00:12:28,538 --> 00:12:30,871
...we'll look back
at this and laugh.
(LAUGHS)
260
00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:45,225
You said "Some day
in the future"
261
00:12:45,225 --> 00:12:47,387
and I think we're
in the future now!
262
00:12:47,387 --> 00:12:49,149
Hey, maybe
that's how it works.
263
00:12:49,149 --> 00:12:50,941
We think of a time,
and we travel there.
264
00:12:50,941 --> 00:12:52,602
So if we wanna go back,
265
00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:54,194
we just have to think.
Back to before.
266
00:12:54,194 --> 00:12:55,355
Nope.
Back to before.
267
00:12:55,355 --> 00:12:56,696
Uh-uh.
Back to before.
268
00:12:56,696 --> 00:12:58,819
Still here.
Time travel is so hard!
269
00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:01,902
You guys are
talking again?
270
00:13:01,902 --> 00:13:04,034
You haven't talked
to each other
in two years.
271
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:06,246
It was the same day
I lost my grandpappy's
lucky dollar.
272
00:13:06,246 --> 00:13:09,579
Oh, just take it back.
273
00:13:09,579 --> 00:13:13,583
If we're here,
where's the future us who
hasn't talked in two years?
274
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,011
I think we are future us!
275
00:13:21,011 --> 00:13:23,183
This must be how we
looked to everyone.
276
00:13:23,183 --> 00:13:27,017
When we time travel,
we enter our bodies
from that time.
277
00:13:27,017 --> 00:13:28,598
This is a disaster!
278
00:13:28,598 --> 00:13:30,690
Why didn't you
stop me from
getting bangs?
279
00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,434
Because you've hated
each other ever
since the day
280
00:13:34,434 --> 00:13:36,026
Cyd asked Cameron
to the dance.
281
00:13:36,026 --> 00:13:37,988
I didn't ask him!
Well, he thought
you did!
282
00:13:37,988 --> 00:13:39,569
But I would
never go with him!
283
00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:42,032
Of course not.
'Cause Shelby said
you weren't allowed.
284
00:13:42,032 --> 00:13:43,403
Not allowed?
285
00:13:43,403 --> 00:13:44,945
And then you told Shelby
that she was too controlling.
286
00:13:44,945 --> 00:13:46,867
When have I ever
been controlling?
287
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:48,328
You dragged me
out of bed,
288
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,870
you wouldn't let me
eat breakfast.
289
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:51,711
Oh, come on,
you're not mad
about that.
290
00:13:51,711 --> 00:13:53,713
Now you're telling me
what I'm mad about!
291
00:13:53,713 --> 00:13:55,505
Ooh, it's gettin' real.
292
00:13:57,167 --> 00:13:58,959
You won't let me
unpack my stuff!
293
00:13:58,959 --> 00:14:00,840
You won't even let me
hang my poster!
294
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,134
Well, I'm sorry I don't
want Zom-Bozo staring
at me while I sleep!
295
00:14:04,134 --> 00:14:06,056
Well, I find him soothing!
296
00:14:06,056 --> 00:14:08,268
Now it's gettin'
really real.
297
00:14:09,639 --> 00:14:10,891
It's my room!
298
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:12,352
I thought
it was our room!
299
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:14,524
I never realized
how selfish you are!
300
00:14:14,524 --> 00:14:17,187
I'm selfish.
Because I don't want
to live with a slob.
301
00:14:17,187 --> 00:14:20,320
Well, maybe this slob
doesn't want to live
with an uptight scrunch!
302
00:14:21,982 --> 00:14:24,194
Yo, I am having
major deja vu here.
303
00:14:24,194 --> 00:14:26,246
This is exactly what
happened two years ago
304
00:14:26,246 --> 00:14:27,908
when you and Cyd
stopped being friends.
305
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:30,750
You remember,
the day you and I
became best friends
306
00:14:30,750 --> 00:14:32,122
and made up our
secret handshake.
307
00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:33,453
I'm pretty sure
we don't have a...
308
00:14:36,416 --> 00:14:37,707
How do I know this?
309
00:14:38,959 --> 00:14:41,001
And why did we
make it so long?
310
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:51,011
I can't believe
Cyd and I got into
such a big fight.
311
00:14:51,011 --> 00:14:52,682
We've never
fought like that.
312
00:14:52,682 --> 00:14:54,224
I'm surprised
you're still so mad
313
00:14:54,224 --> 00:14:55,936
she stole Cameron from you.
314
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,018
It's not about Cameron.
315
00:14:58,018 --> 00:15:00,230
I mean, yes,
I wanted to go to
the dance with him
316
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:02,192
because he's cute
and cares about
the environment
317
00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,783
just enough to be
socially conscious
318
00:15:03,783 --> 00:15:05,525
but not so much where
he's annoying about it.
319
00:15:07,988 --> 00:15:10,080
But Cyd didn't mean
to get that date.
320
00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:11,491
It was a total accident.
321
00:15:11,491 --> 00:15:12,912
Then why were
you fighting?
322
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,414
Because I wanted
to do things my way,
323
00:15:14,414 --> 00:15:16,496
and Cyd wanted to
do things her way.
324
00:15:16,496 --> 00:15:18,588
It's been going on
ever since she moved in.
325
00:15:18,588 --> 00:15:20,880
I've always wondered
why you two
were friends anyway.
326
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:22,212
You're so different.
327
00:15:22,212 --> 00:15:23,753
I mean, Cyd likes
to sleep late.
328
00:15:23,753 --> 00:15:25,545
(CHUCKLES)
Yeah, she does.
329
00:15:25,545 --> 00:15:28,098
She'd miss school
if I didn't drag her
out of bed.
330
00:15:28,098 --> 00:15:29,970
I loved the feeling
of her dead weight
in my arms.
331
00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:33,313
She's a crank
when she gets hungry.
332
00:15:33,313 --> 00:15:35,225
It's really
the vending
machine's fault.
333
00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:37,147
I mean, she put
the dollar in.
334
00:15:37,147 --> 00:15:38,518
What else
could she do?
335
00:15:39,689 --> 00:15:41,231
I just don't get it.
336
00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,193
The fact that we're so
different has always been
337
00:15:43,193 --> 00:15:45,615
what's made us so
perfect for each other.
338
00:15:45,615 --> 00:15:47,277
You know,
I'm no psychologist
339
00:15:47,277 --> 00:15:49,239
but my sister's cousin is.
340
00:15:49,239 --> 00:15:50,530
A person who's met one.
341
00:15:52,122 --> 00:15:56,206
And she thinks that
you being so different
is why Cyd moved out.
342
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,248
Cyd moved out?
Of course.
343
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,291
After that fight of yours,
she moved in
with another friend.
344
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:03,213
Oh, we talked about this
two years ago,
345
00:16:03,213 --> 00:16:05,795
but it sure is fun
reliving good times.
346
00:16:07,347 --> 00:16:09,589
I can't believe
I let things go so far.
347
00:16:09,589 --> 00:16:11,141
I've got to find Cyd.
348
00:16:11,141 --> 00:16:14,014
This was a terrible mistake.
349
00:16:14,014 --> 00:16:17,307
So you're saying
our best friendship
is built on a mistake?
350
00:16:18,268 --> 00:16:19,859
'Cause I can
live with that.
351
00:16:24,774 --> 00:16:27,067
You know what,
I'm better off
without Shelby.
352
00:16:27,067 --> 00:16:28,488
Yes, you are.
No, I'm not!
353
00:16:28,488 --> 00:16:30,320
Shelby's the best!
I love her!
354
00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:32,112
Yes, Shelby's
the best.
355
00:16:32,112 --> 00:16:35,075
But she drives me crazy!
356
00:16:35,075 --> 00:16:36,616
You're no help at all!
357
00:16:36,616 --> 00:16:38,458
Can't you see
how upset I am?
358
00:16:38,458 --> 00:16:41,461
Actually, no, I'm not
great at interpreting
facial expressions.
359
00:16:41,461 --> 00:16:44,214
Fortunately, I have
these emotion cards
360
00:16:44,214 --> 00:16:47,337
to help me determine
that you are bilious.
361
00:16:47,337 --> 00:16:48,718
Sanguine?
362
00:16:48,718 --> 00:16:50,220
Phlegmatic?
363
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:52,432
Perhaps I should
update these.
They're from 1870.
364
00:16:53,633 --> 00:16:54,934
Hey, Cyd.
365
00:16:54,934 --> 00:16:57,227
Oh, my gosh,
why the sad face?
366
00:16:57,227 --> 00:16:59,189
Wait, you got
sad from that?
367
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,191
Yeah, look.
368
00:17:01,191 --> 00:17:03,313
She's got the pouty lip
and the squiggly brow.
369
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:05,315
Oh, I think I see it.
370
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,148
Now she's mad.
Step back! Step back!
371
00:17:08,148 --> 00:17:11,781
Guys, I'm just upset
my best friend and I
aren't friends anymore.
372
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,823
Please, it's been
two years.
373
00:17:13,823 --> 00:17:15,705
Perhaps this will help,
374
00:17:15,705 --> 00:17:16,826
move on.
375
00:17:18,158 --> 00:17:20,370
No, Barry,
376
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:23,373
if you care about somebody,
you don't just
give up on them.
377
00:17:23,373 --> 00:17:26,336
I can't tell
if you're kidding
or phlegmatic.
378
00:17:27,837 --> 00:17:30,049
Sometimes two things
just belong together.
379
00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,262
Like when you
mix this drippy blue
with this jiggly yellow.
380
00:17:32,262 --> 00:17:34,554
I would not mix those.
Of course you wouldn't.
381
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,476
You're too much in here.
382
00:17:36,476 --> 00:17:38,178
In here,
383
00:17:38,178 --> 00:17:40,810
they come together
to make something beautiful.
384
00:17:40,810 --> 00:17:42,562
We have exactly
20 seconds
385
00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:44,394
to get this
into the blast box.
386
00:17:44,394 --> 00:17:46,065
I love the blast box.
387
00:17:50,950 --> 00:17:53,153
Hey.
(EXPLOSION)
388
00:17:53,153 --> 00:17:54,654
NALDO: That was awesome!
389
00:17:57,867 --> 00:18:01,201
Cyd, I'm really sorry
I called you a slob.
390
00:18:01,201 --> 00:18:03,253
And I'm sorry
I called you a scrunch.
391
00:18:03,253 --> 00:18:05,205
Which isn't even a word,
392
00:18:05,205 --> 00:18:07,207
and sometimes
I make up words in anger.
393
00:18:09,969 --> 00:18:11,511
So we're friends again?
394
00:18:11,511 --> 00:18:15,265
Shelby, the whole reason
I didn't go to Peru
with my parents
395
00:18:15,265 --> 00:18:18,478
was because I was
afraid we wouldn't be
friends anymore,
396
00:18:19,559 --> 00:18:21,891
but in this future,
397
00:18:21,891 --> 00:18:24,394
we're not friends anyway.
398
00:18:24,394 --> 00:18:27,066
The minute I moved in
with you, it just...
399
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:28,898
...didn't work.
400
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:32,992
Maybe we're too different.
401
00:18:32,992 --> 00:18:35,695
Maybe we're not
meant to be friends.
402
00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:41,541
I was saving this
for your wedding day,
403
00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:44,294
but now just feels right.
404
00:18:44,294 --> 00:18:46,456
"Today, we are here
to celebrate the marriage
405
00:18:46,456 --> 00:18:49,008
"of my best friend
Cyd and Channing Tatum.
406
00:18:51,251 --> 00:18:55,134
"Channing Tatum,
sometimes you'll be bothered
by Cyd's slobbiness.
407
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,847
"But you're no
peach either, C.T.
408
00:18:59,349 --> 00:19:01,851
"You can be
pretty controlling,
409
00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:05,475
"and maybe
even a scrunch.
410
00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:07,567
"So maybe you and Cyd
are kinda different.
411
00:19:08,478 --> 00:19:10,320
"But here's the thing,
412
00:19:10,320 --> 00:19:14,113
"you don't love each other
because of what
you have in common.
413
00:19:14,113 --> 00:19:16,866
"What you have in common
is that you love each other."
414
00:19:18,488 --> 00:19:19,869
That was a really
good speech.
415
00:19:19,869 --> 00:19:21,331
You got that I was
Channing Tatum, right?
416
00:19:21,331 --> 00:19:23,453
Yeah, I put that together,
Channing and I
will never fight.
417
00:19:23,453 --> 00:19:25,285
I know, you guys
are perfect for each other.
418
00:19:25,285 --> 00:19:26,996
(CHUCKLES)
419
00:19:26,996 --> 00:19:29,339
But so are we.
420
00:19:29,339 --> 00:19:31,341
Cyd, I don't
want to lose you.
421
00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:33,503
And I don't
want to lose you.
422
00:19:33,503 --> 00:19:36,296
You're the only
best friend I've ever had.
423
00:19:36,296 --> 00:19:39,969
But I can't
live in your room.
424
00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:41,561
It's not my room.
425
00:19:42,302 --> 00:19:44,304
It's our room.
426
00:19:44,304 --> 00:19:46,145
Do you really
mean that?
427
00:19:46,145 --> 00:19:48,608
Cyd, you're the
only best friend
I ever want to have.
428
00:19:54,364 --> 00:19:55,815
We're back.
Don't...
429
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,369
...drop me.
430
00:19:59,369 --> 00:20:01,241
Sorry!
(ALARM BEEPING)
431
00:20:02,322 --> 00:20:03,533
(GROWLS)
432
00:20:05,375 --> 00:20:07,327
MOM: Girls, time to get
your Monday on!
433
00:20:07,327 --> 00:20:09,208
I was just thinking
about how I wish
434
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:10,330
we could start
today over.
435
00:20:10,330 --> 00:20:11,631
And we hugged!
436
00:20:11,631 --> 00:20:13,423
Maybe that's it!
We think about a time
437
00:20:13,423 --> 00:20:15,635
while we're hugging
or touching or something.
438
00:20:15,635 --> 00:20:16,836
That must be
how it works.
439
00:20:16,836 --> 00:20:18,508
Did we just
figure out
time travel?
440
00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:20,099
I think we did.
441
00:20:21,601 --> 00:20:23,263
Well, come on,
we gotta get to school
442
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:25,224
so you can ask
Cameron to the dance.
443
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:29,228
You know, suddenly
Cameron doesn't seem
all that important.
444
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:32,562
Let's stay here
and put up some of your
stuff in our room.
445
00:20:32,562 --> 00:20:34,404
Together.
Wow, that was cheesy.
446
00:20:34,404 --> 00:20:36,025
You love it
when I'm cheesy.
447
00:20:36,025 --> 00:20:37,567
You're just so
good at it.
I am good at it.
448
00:20:37,567 --> 00:20:39,158
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
449
00:20:39,158 --> 00:20:41,070
Oh, no.
450
00:20:41,070 --> 00:20:42,492
I just realized
that the projector,
the confetti cannon,
451
00:20:42,492 --> 00:20:43,623
and the
fist-pumping-jaw-dropper
452
00:20:43,623 --> 00:20:44,914
are still set up
at school!
453
00:20:46,866 --> 00:20:49,539
The dance, huh?
Solid ask!
454
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,630
I'm in.
455
00:20:53,042 --> 00:20:55,295
I don't know who you are
or how this happened,
456
00:20:55,295 --> 00:20:56,716
but I'm gonna go with it.
457
00:21:02,552 --> 00:21:05,725
Putting this stuff up
is gonna be a ton of work.
458
00:21:05,725 --> 00:21:09,188
Ooh, let's jump
forward in time
to when it's all done!
459
00:21:09,188 --> 00:21:10,770
How great is time travel?
460
00:21:13,443 --> 00:21:17,487
You know, you can put
clothes in your dresser.
461
00:21:17,487 --> 00:21:19,569
Then where would
Diesel live?
462
00:21:19,569 --> 00:21:21,401
(BARKS AND BURPS)
463
00:21:26,826 --> 00:21:30,119
I'm sure I'll get
used to this
someday in the future.
464
00:21:35,124 --> 00:21:37,006
(BOTH SCREAMING)
465
00:21:41,921 --> 00:21:43,182
Was that the future?
466
00:21:43,182 --> 00:21:44,424
We're gonna need to
figure out what that was
467
00:21:44,424 --> 00:21:46,185
and what it means
and how to avoid it.
468
00:21:46,185 --> 00:21:47,847
We have to talk
to Barry about this.
469
00:21:47,847 --> 00:21:50,269
Cyd, to celebrate
your beauty...
470
00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:52,772
We prepared a little
dance for you.
471
00:21:52,772 --> 00:21:54,524
We're definitely
skipping over this.
472
00:21:58,738 --> 00:22:01,030
(BOTH PANTING)
473
00:22:01,030 --> 00:22:03,703
He's Big Brett!
He's Big Chet!
474
00:22:03,703 --> 00:22:05,204
BOTH: Goodnight!
475
00:22:08,538 --> 00:22:10,289
We made a mistake.
476
00:22:10,289 --> 00:22:11,411
We need to go back
and see what
the heck that was.35109
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