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Hey, Steffi, what time is it?
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Hello, Stu.
- 04 PM.
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Shit.
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I'm so tired of truffles.
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Me too. I hear they
have great food vehicles.
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Below The Line but I'm simply
too scared to go down there.
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You Must Eat Here. Three Stars.
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As a resident of Above the Line
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you must eat here
by end of month.
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Okay, we've got the Belgian
Long Grain Wheat Quintuple IPA.
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Don't mind if I do!
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- Creamy nose feel, you know.
- Nice.
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And a Pumpkin Saffron
Super Double Triple IPA.
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Boom.
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And who is the lager
in a bottle for?
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That's my buddy.
Sorry. He's always late.
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Had to dig way back in the cooler for this.
Didn't even know we had them anymore.
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Can I get you handsome
gentlemen anything else?
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Hey! Whoa, whoa!
We're both happily married!
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Easy now!
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- That's great!
- Yeah.
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- Dewis!
- Stu!
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- Whaddup, bro!
- Whaddup?!
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Stu, Pobby. Pobby, Stu.
- Nice to meet you, bro. - Good to meet you, bro.
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Sorry I'm late.
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You know what?
I hear you're always late.
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Hey! Guilty.
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Jeez, you had it! Thank you.
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How do you drink that stuff?
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Love this stuff. Just grew up
on it, you know. "Lay-ger".
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- That's rough.
- Yeah.
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Stu, any dates this week, man?
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No... none this week. Actually, I
haven't had one since last month.
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Dates? You weren't assigned
at birth? Why?
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Stu grew up Below The Line.
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- Shit.
- Yeah.
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Nobody Below The Line
gets assigned. You have to date.
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But then my mom invented an app
that removes apps from your brain.
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- The UnAppetizer?
- Yeah. So she made a whole bunch of money,
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we moved Above The Line. I was already
18 by then, so I still gotta date.
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Dude, I love The UnAppetizer.
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- Everybody does.
- Hold on, I'm getting something here.
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Steffi? Hello, Pobby.
What can I do for you?
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Launch UnAppetizer.
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UnAppetizer recommends deleting
Meet-Me-Sex-Me as you are now married.
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It also recommends deleting Where-See-Movie-At
as all movies are available on me.
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It recommends deleting Get-Buff-Quick
as you have clearly given up.
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Man, that's crazy.
You know, the dating world.
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I feel like I just did my
assigned hook ups after college,
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and then did a little
Meet-Me-Sex-Me,
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and then, I married Nachel, and...
it's good. It is good.
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Yeah, I mean, I gotta say,
the dating world is brutal.
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I don't know, I'm starting to think
I might just be single forever.
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Sorry to interrupt
but I was eavesdropping.
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Have you tried
The One That's The One?
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No. No.
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What is The One That's The One?
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A dating site.
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It's called The One That's
The One because it promises,
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100% guaranteed, to send you The One That's
The One. The perfect person for you.
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That's how
I met my wife, Mequela.
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How do you spell that?
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M, Q, ampersand, laaaaaaa.
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- Old school spelling.
- Nice.
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You haven't seen the commercial?
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- No.
- Here.
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Do you work for the company?
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I'm still waiting to hear back.
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Grew up Below The Line?
Sick of your mandated mate?
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Looking for someone,
but coming up with none?
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Just plain tired of the dating scene?
Well, try...
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The One That's The One!
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At Negari Labs, we used a
combination of specific questions
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combined with DNA testing to assure
that you get your perfect match!
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Our city's prized scientist,
Dr. Negari,
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has developed an algorithm that
promises to send you not just anyone,
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but The One That's The One.
It even worked for me!
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Get outta here
you dotty old lovebirds!
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Come on down to Negari Labs today -
and find your The One That's The One!
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Get outta here! I'm dancing.
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- Stu? Stu Maxsome?
- Yes.
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Hey, it's you.
From the commercial.
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I have no idea what
you're talking about.
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Follow me.
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I can't believe I'm doing this.
At first, no way!
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No way am I gonna do that.
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I mean, I don't know, isn't
that like, I don't know,
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me doing One That's The One, isn't that like
someone from Above The Line being assigned?
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Yeah, it is!
And then, I thought
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Well, I'm Above The Line now,
maybe I should do it.
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Also, I was just
sort of depressed.
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My mom has been really hard
on me about finding somebody.
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Not crazy, though. She's really sweet.
She's - I can tell you're nervous.
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Just relax, I assure you'll be
satisfied with our service.
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Yeah...
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Okay. So, as the machine
extracts and scans your DNA,
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I'm gonna ask you a few questions.
Sure.
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The results of these
two tests will give us
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the information we need to find
your One That's The One.
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- Great.
- All that matters is that you answer honestly.
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- Sure.
- Okay. Ahem.
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What is your favourite number?
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Three. No, eight.
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It's okay, the questions
can be a little awkward.
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Just answer honestly.
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- Okay.
- What is your favourite number?
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- Four.
- Good.
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- What is your favourite food?
- Pepperoni pizza.
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Me too! Okay, next question.
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You're in the desert walking in the sand
when all of a sudden, you look down,
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you see a tortoise
crawling towards you.
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You reach down
and flip it over on its back.
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The tortoise lays
there on its back,
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its belly baking in the sun,
its legs flailing.
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It can't turn itself over
without your help.
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But you're not helping.
Why is that?
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I don't know.
I feel like I'd probably help.
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Is it...
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You meet someone that reminds you of
someone you just saw in a commercial.
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He denies being that person.
What do you do?
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- And sign here.
- Okay.
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- Great. And that's 82 credits.
- Okay.
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- Okay.
- Congratulations.
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Dr. Negari will enter all your
information into the algorithm
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and your One That's The One will arrive
at your home tonight exactly at midnight.
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Midnight. Okay.
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For dramatic effect.
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All right. Ha.
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And find your
One That's The One!
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I'll see ya!
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Good night!
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Hi, I'm Stu.
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Hi! I'm Stu.
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Tsk.
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- You have a visitor.
- But... I'm coming!
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Hi.
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Hi. Can I help you?
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I'm Burt...
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I'm your One That's The One.
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Are you...? Don't come in.
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No. I'm sorry. That's...
That's just, that's ridiculous.
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You can't be my One That's The One.
No, of course not.
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I mean - and I apologize
for asking you this -
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are you a homosexual?
- No. - Well, neither am I!
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Right. See? Okay, so clearly
there's been some kind of mix-up.
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Yeah. I mean, I guess so.
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I want my money back.
No offence.
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Hey! None taken.
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Man!
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Don't take it so hard, buddy.
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No, it's just...
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I don't know, sometimes I start
feeling like I'll never find anybody.
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Just... It sucks. Sucks to be
born Below The Line.
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Where? What neighbourhood?
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Hallubeck Heights,
right by Ooscar and Benowen.
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I used to sell cars down there
before I got transferred.
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- No way! - God, I was happy for that.
- Tell me about it?
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Well, it was nice meeting you
all the same. Burt Chund.
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Hey, yeah, you too. Stu Maxsome.
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00:10:09,274 --> 00:10:12,311
You know, honestly, I'm just... I'm
glad someone finally showed up.
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It got to be 1215 and I was
thinking no one was coming.
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I'm sorry about that - I'm always late.
Something I should work on.
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No, don't think twice about it.
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Well, hey, listen, I got kinda hungry,
I was actually gonna grab some food.
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I don't know, you wanna come?
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- I could eat. - Yeah?
- You ever go to Al's?
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Al's Diner? Below The Line?
Love that place!
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Be careful
proceeding below the line.
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Reason for going Below The Line?
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- Gonna get diner food.
- Gross.
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Normally I don't love
patting people down,
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but when they got muscles like
you, I don't mind so much.
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I'm glad I could make
your night better.
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- Ha!
- Okay, let's go.
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Right behind ya! Bye.
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I love when they're gonna blow
the door off that armoured car.
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Yes, yes!
And they decide not to.
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- It blows up anyway!
- Yes, right.
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I love that show.
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00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:09,068
Hey, Al.
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- What do you want?
- Egg-white omelette...
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Egg-white omelette. But could you fry
the yolks and put them on the side?
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What? No way! That's my order.
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I mean, that's literally
what I order. That's so funny.
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'Cause I like the yolks, but...
Separate! Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm gonna do the same.
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Okay.
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- What are the odds?
- It's unbelievable!
189
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But then, my wife passed away.
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- I'm sorry about that.
- It's okay. It was a long time ago.
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I got this. No, come
on, let me get it.
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- No. - No, please.
- No, I got it.
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- I invited you, let me just...
- Hey. Hey, hey. No, no, I got it. I got it.
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Alright. Thank you.
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- Well, that was fun.
- Yeah, that was a blast.
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And look, if I ever need a new
car, I know who to call, right?
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Please. My days on the floor
are over. I'm a desk jockey now.
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Listen, I'm back this way
actually, so...
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Well...
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See you around?
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I... I'm sorry, I didn't...
202
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No, it's... weird
that I went for the hug.
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Take it easy.
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- Yep! Bye!
- Yes.
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Hello?
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Hello-o-o?!
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Hello?
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Dr. Negari?
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Hello?!
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- Wait a minute!
- Whoa, wait! - Wait a minute!
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Well, I guess he didn't want
to give us our money back.
212
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Yeah, I guess not.
Good to see ya.
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What are you doing?
Wanna get lunch or something?
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Well, I had some work
to do, but...
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Do you like grilled cheese?
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That was crazy.
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Had no idea that
was gonna happen.
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Me neither. Well...
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maybe some idea.
220
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Did you still want
that grilled cheese?
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Nope. I don't even
like grilled cheese.
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- I'm lactose intolerant.
- Stop! You dog!
223
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I can't believe
I'm gonna meet your parents.
224
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Do I look okay?
Stop it. You look great.
225
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- You like my sweater vest?
- Yes, I love it! It's very dignified.
226
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Dignified. But its main purpose
is to hold my stomach in.
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Hey! I love that stomach.
228
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That's my stomach. Come on.
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- Stu!
- Hey! There they are! Hi, guys!
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Good to see you!
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Mom, Dad, this is Burt.
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Hi, I'm Ron. Very nice
to meet you, Mr. Chund.
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Call me Burt.
My father was Mr. Chund.
234
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He's as witty as you said,
Stu! I'm Linda.
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Enchanté.
236
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Ooh, bonjour.
237
00:15:22,554 --> 00:15:24,189
Okay, dear.
238
00:15:24,222 --> 00:15:25,991
Yeah, take it easy, Mom.
239
00:15:30,428 --> 00:15:33,332
- I love that song!
- Hey, let's sing it!
240
00:15:42,440 --> 00:15:45,978
I loved Marlo Umfree.
I saw him live 17 times.
241
00:15:46,011 --> 00:15:48,480
- Whoa!
- Stu, you sure know how to choose 'em.
242
00:15:48,513 --> 00:15:51,683
Thanks, Dad. I was kinda nervous
that you guys would be...
243
00:15:51,716 --> 00:15:53,986
I don't know,
upset about his age.
244
00:15:54,019 --> 00:15:56,288
You kidding me?
245
00:15:56,321 --> 00:15:59,191
You've given us another old fogey to
talk about the good old days with.
246
00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:02,728
Hey, Linda, Stu
mentioned you liked owls,
247
00:16:02,761 --> 00:16:04,029
and so,
248
00:16:04,062 --> 00:16:06,398
I picked one up for you.
249
00:16:06,431 --> 00:16:08,133
I hope you like it.
250
00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:11,370
Burt! That's so sweet!
251
00:16:11,403 --> 00:16:14,406
Wow!
252
00:16:14,439 --> 00:16:18,543
A mechanical owl!
253
00:16:18,576 --> 00:16:20,645
It's beautiful!
254
00:16:20,678 --> 00:16:24,449
It'll look perfect with
my collection. Thank you.
255
00:16:24,482 --> 00:16:27,019
Are you guys staying for dinner?
Please!
256
00:16:27,052 --> 00:16:29,321
- Dinner?
- Yeah!
257
00:16:29,354 --> 00:16:31,423
- Sure, thank you.
- Yay!
258
00:16:33,091 --> 00:16:38,430
- Jesus. I'm nervous. Sweating.
- Don't be. They're great kids.
259
00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:41,199
Besides, this is different
from me meeting your parents.
260
00:16:41,232 --> 00:16:42,743
These are my kids,
and if they don't like you,
261
00:16:42,767 --> 00:16:45,004
I'll tell them they have to.
262
00:16:47,739 --> 00:16:50,275
I just feel like they'll be
comparing me to their mother.
263
00:16:50,308 --> 00:16:51,819
Stu, listen. Martha was
a wonderful woman,
264
00:16:51,843 --> 00:16:54,679
and when she passed away,
none of our lives were the same.
265
00:16:54,712 --> 00:16:57,749
But these are good kids. They want
to see their dad happy. Kids!
266
00:16:57,782 --> 00:16:59,551
There they are!
267
00:16:59,584 --> 00:17:02,054
Plisa, this is Stu.
268
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,722
- Hi.
- Hi! Nice to meet you.
269
00:17:03,755 --> 00:17:05,257
You too!
270
00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,259
Dad, you didn't tell me
he was super hot.
271
00:17:07,292 --> 00:17:09,327
I wanted to surprise you.
272
00:17:09,360 --> 00:17:12,698
Booj, this is Stu.
Booj, how are you?
273
00:17:13,765 --> 00:17:16,035
Forget this! I'll be
in the backyard.
274
00:17:18,169 --> 00:17:20,272
Sorry. He's just... adjusting.
275
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:21,473
I'm gonna go talk to him.
276
00:17:21,506 --> 00:17:23,375
Actually, no, you know what?
277
00:17:23,808 --> 00:17:25,778
Let me go talk to him.
278
00:17:38,189 --> 00:17:39,525
Hey, bud.
279
00:17:40,458 --> 00:17:41,693
Hey.
280
00:17:43,394 --> 00:17:45,664
You're... You're pretty
great on that thing.
281
00:17:51,870 --> 00:17:55,340
Hey, you... you like Safeball?
282
00:17:57,308 --> 00:17:58,677
Yeah. I guess.
283
00:17:59,711 --> 00:18:01,847
Why don't you... go long?
284
00:18:02,514 --> 00:18:03,682
Come on!
285
00:18:03,715 --> 00:18:05,684
It'll be fun.
286
00:18:08,219 --> 00:18:10,189
There you go. Get out there.
287
00:18:11,389 --> 00:18:13,325
You play in high school?
288
00:18:13,358 --> 00:18:15,227
Yeah. I played
at Central Awards.
289
00:18:15,260 --> 00:18:17,796
Hey, I played
at Highland Awards.
290
00:18:17,829 --> 00:18:21,200
Man, you Above the Line guys
always kicked our butts.
291
00:18:26,204 --> 00:18:27,439
Listen, how you holding up?
292
00:18:28,706 --> 00:18:30,609
It's just, you're not my mom.
293
00:18:30,642 --> 00:18:33,678
Hey, hey, I totally get that.
Alright?
294
00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:36,915
I don't want to be your mom.
Look, I couldn't be.
295
00:18:36,948 --> 00:18:40,519
From what your dad says,
she was one of a kind.
296
00:18:40,552 --> 00:18:42,387
Yeah, she-she was.
297
00:18:43,221 --> 00:18:45,557
But I mean, that's
not everything.
298
00:18:45,590 --> 00:18:47,759
Come on, champ, you can tell me.
299
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:50,829
After Mom died, I just got
really depressed.
300
00:18:51,829 --> 00:18:54,399
So then, eventually,
my assigned mate...
301
00:18:55,333 --> 00:18:57,235
filed for unassignment.
302
00:18:57,268 --> 00:18:59,313
Well, look, have you tried going
to the therapy vending machines?
303
00:18:59,337 --> 00:19:01,373
No. That's what my sister did.
304
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:06,278
I don't know, I feel like I should maybe
try to just figure it out for myself.
305
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:07,746
Listen.
306
00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:11,383
Hey, it's okay. Look at me.
307
00:19:12,350 --> 00:19:15,487
You don't think I was scared
getting into this with your dad?
308
00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:17,589
I was terrified.
309
00:19:17,622 --> 00:19:19,191
He's a big man.
310
00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:21,260
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
311
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:24,596
Well, listen, if there's
one thing that I can tell you,
312
00:19:24,629 --> 00:19:26,831
it's that anything - anything -
313
00:19:26,864 --> 00:19:29,401
can be overcome with
a little bit of courage.
314
00:19:30,802 --> 00:19:33,272
And I know you got
some of that. Right?
315
00:19:34,606 --> 00:19:36,274
You just gotta find it.
316
00:19:36,307 --> 00:19:37,842
Where is it? Is it there?
317
00:19:37,875 --> 00:19:39,811
- No.
- No? Right over there?
318
00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:41,546
- No.
- Where is it? Where's that courage?
319
00:19:41,579 --> 00:19:43,749
- Not there.
- Yeah, where is it? Come on!
320
00:19:44,515 --> 00:19:47,786
- It's right here.
- Yeah! That's where it is. There's my big guy.
321
00:19:49,287 --> 00:19:50,923
You alright? Come here.
322
00:19:54,692 --> 00:19:56,295
Thanks, Stu.
323
00:20:04,669 --> 00:20:06,205
Hey, Egg White,
324
00:20:07,472 --> 00:20:09,083
when you gonna finish that up and
give your old man a back rub?
325
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:12,944
Why am I the one decorating this tree, and
why am I the one giving the back rubs?
326
00:20:15,046 --> 00:20:17,649
- Who could that be at this time?
- You have a visitor.
327
00:20:17,682 --> 00:20:19,518
Come on in!
328
00:20:20,518 --> 00:20:22,254
You?
329
00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:23,764
That's the guy from The One
That's The One commercial?
330
00:20:23,788 --> 00:20:25,457
No, I'm the technician
from Negari Labs.
331
00:20:25,490 --> 00:20:27,325
- Same guy.
- I assure you I'm not.
332
00:20:27,358 --> 00:20:28,893
What is with this...
333
00:20:28,926 --> 00:20:31,086
- Mr. Chund. Mr. Maxsome.
- We're both Mr. Maxsome now.
334
00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:34,399
Well, I don't normally
make house calls,
335
00:20:34,432 --> 00:20:36,701
but this is a special situation.
336
00:20:36,734 --> 00:20:39,804
You see, when Dr. Negari
computed your input
337
00:20:39,837 --> 00:20:42,340
at The One That's The One,
he made a mistake.
338
00:20:42,373 --> 00:20:45,844
He forgot to carry the one. You are
not each other's One That's The One.
339
00:20:45,877 --> 00:20:47,612
But we've been together
for a year.
340
00:20:47,645 --> 00:20:48,813
Yeah, I mean, we're married.
341
00:20:48,846 --> 00:20:50,715
I can't apologize enough.
342
00:20:50,748 --> 00:20:53,785
It's the first mistake in the
history of The One That's The One.
343
00:20:53,818 --> 00:20:57,922
Mr. Maxsome. This is your
One That's The One.
344
00:20:58,990 --> 00:21:02,527
Mr... Maxsome. This is yours.
345
00:21:03,094 --> 00:21:05,330
- Al from the diner?
- Yes.
346
00:21:05,363 --> 00:21:06,898
- It's still a dude?
- Yes.
347
00:21:08,533 --> 00:21:10,568
We should have
connected you two.
348
00:21:10,601 --> 00:21:12,871
Al got so lonely,
he relocated to Irmingblam.
349
00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:15,907
- Irmingblam's horrible this time of year.
- So humid.
350
00:21:15,940 --> 00:21:17,551
Listen, we don't care
what you say, okay?
351
00:21:17,575 --> 00:21:18,886
We're satisfied
with these results.
352
00:21:18,910 --> 00:21:20,545
We really love one
another. We're happy.
353
00:21:20,578 --> 00:21:22,747
I understand that. But
you can't argue the science.
354
00:21:22,780 --> 00:21:24,649
Forget the science. We work.
355
00:21:24,682 --> 00:21:27,719
I mean, we may contradict some
data, but why would that matter?
356
00:21:27,752 --> 00:21:30,355
I'm afraid this is about more
than just you two.
357
00:21:30,388 --> 00:21:32,791
- Dr. Negari?
- Were you waiting out by the entranceway
358
00:21:32,824 --> 00:21:34,793
all this time?
Why didn't you just walk in?
359
00:21:34,826 --> 00:21:35,894
I don't know.
360
00:21:35,927 --> 00:21:37,028
That's really weird.
361
00:21:37,061 --> 00:21:39,431
That's your opinion.
362
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:43,101
You see, the upper classes are assigned
mates at birth to preserve order.
363
00:21:43,134 --> 00:21:46,371
There is much more at stake here
than just your relationship.
364
00:21:46,404 --> 00:21:49,040
Order is the foundation of
our community Above The Line.
365
00:21:49,073 --> 00:21:52,377
You two have been mandated
for separation.
366
00:21:52,410 --> 00:21:54,746
What?! No. No way
are we separating.
367
00:21:54,779 --> 00:21:57,115
You should have looked more
closely at your paperwork.
368
00:21:57,148 --> 00:22:00,051
In the fine print it says that
in the event of a mistake,
369
00:22:00,084 --> 00:22:01,853
separation is legally required.
370
00:22:01,886 --> 00:22:04,022
- Who's gonna make us?
- Yeah?
371
00:22:04,055 --> 00:22:05,357
I am.
372
00:22:06,524 --> 00:22:09,594
Actually, those two will,
but because I tell them to.
373
00:22:09,627 --> 00:22:11,563
Were you two out here
this whole time?
374
00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:13,098
Yeah, again, just...
super weird.
375
00:22:13,131 --> 00:22:15,867
Like, how many more people
are in the house? Shut up.
376
00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:20,105
You have two hours to separate.
377
00:22:22,774 --> 00:22:24,042
Two hours?
378
00:22:24,075 --> 00:22:26,445
- Two hours.
- Yeah, I... got it.
379
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,723
Well, that's everything.
380
00:22:39,690 --> 00:22:41,660
You want to try
to take these guys out?
381
00:22:42,193 --> 00:22:44,563
I'm going to miss you so much.
382
00:22:44,796 --> 00:22:46,565
They're armed.
We can't take them.
383
00:22:54,705 --> 00:22:56,941
- This could've been great.
- It was great!
384
00:22:56,974 --> 00:22:59,978
Hey, I know. Come here.
385
00:23:02,113 --> 00:23:04,483
Shh.
386
00:23:07,852 --> 00:23:09,487
Did you get your pod ticket?
387
00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:13,792
Yep. Leaving for
Irmingblam 10 pm, Thursday.
388
00:23:18,696 --> 00:23:20,665
My Car Homie is here, so...
389
00:23:22,166 --> 00:23:23,835
I gotta go.
390
00:23:29,841 --> 00:23:31,143
Bye, Burt.
391
00:23:33,244 --> 00:23:34,712
Good luck in Irmingblam.
392
00:23:34,745 --> 00:23:35,981
Goodbye...
393
00:23:37,782 --> 00:23:39,017
Egg White.
394
00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:07,512
So, did you notice that
I get my egg whites, right?
395
00:24:07,545 --> 00:24:09,881
But then, I get the yolks
on the side.
396
00:24:09,914 --> 00:24:11,816
Why would you do that?
397
00:24:11,849 --> 00:24:15,720
'Cause I don't... like them
with the egg whites, so...
398
00:24:54,992 --> 00:24:57,195
Whoa, whoa! Whoa,
what are you doing?
399
00:24:57,228 --> 00:24:58,930
Nothing.
400
00:24:58,963 --> 00:25:01,633
I'm doing nothing.
401
00:25:03,768 --> 00:25:05,770
And I should be doing something.
402
00:25:09,273 --> 00:25:10,775
Burt!
403
00:25:10,808 --> 00:25:12,611
Burt!
404
00:25:14,645 --> 00:25:16,147
Burt!
405
00:25:24,822 --> 00:25:26,258
Burt!
406
00:25:28,926 --> 00:25:31,629
Burt! Burt! Wait!
407
00:25:31,662 --> 00:25:33,197
Burt, wait!
408
00:25:42,206 --> 00:25:45,844
Why am I always late?
409
00:25:46,344 --> 00:25:48,647
Good thing I'm always late too.
410
00:26:06,664 --> 00:26:09,668
- Screw science.
- Yeah, screw science.
411
00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,885
You know, I think
we're gonna like it here.
412
00:27:33,918 --> 00:27:35,887
Me too, Egg White.
413
00:27:40,858 --> 00:27:43,270
You know what? I want to try something.
It's silly, but let me try.
414
00:27:43,294 --> 00:27:45,038
- Ooh! Carry me to the threshold?
- Yeah, yeah.
415
00:27:45,062 --> 00:27:47,065
No, that'll be cute.
Yeah, I like this.
416
00:27:47,098 --> 00:27:48,933
There we go.
417
00:27:48,966 --> 00:27:51,269
- Nah.
- No? No?
418
00:27:51,302 --> 00:27:52,804
- Better walk.
- Walk. Let's walk in.
419
00:27:52,837 --> 00:27:54,773
- Yeah. All right...
- Yeah.
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