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(Chuckles)
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You really think you can intimidate me?
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I'm not afraid of you.
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I'm about to be made sensei of this dojo.
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So here's the deal.
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No more unicorn stickers
on the gym equipment.
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I like you, Jack.
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(Scoffs) Don't even play
your mind games, Lilly.
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I'm not gonna fall for it this time.
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You have pretty eyes.
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(Groans) Take your stickers.
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(Jerry grunting)
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All you, all you. Come on, push it, Jerry.
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- Whoo!
- Yeah! You did it.
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(Sighs) Whoo!
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Getting pumped, yo.
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Hey, you're the best spotter ever, Milton.
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Yeah, 'cause I'm a good motivator?
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Uh, no. It's because if
I ever needed your help
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you wouldn't be able to
do a thing and I would die.
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Which is really good motivation
if you think about it.
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Guys, guys, I have big, big news.
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You're gonna want to sit.
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No, no, you're right,
it's too exciting to sit.
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A TV crew from black belt
TV is coming here next week.
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I love "dojo divas."
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A bunch of scene-stealing
senseis throwing hissy fits...
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you totally belong on that.
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(Scoffs) I would never
be on "dojo divas..."
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After they rejected me.
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But black belt TV is coming here to
shoot "a day in the life of a dojo."
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Camera's are going to capture
our every move, any questions?
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They're not going to follow
us into the bathroom, Jerry.
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Aww.
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If they do, just remember
the restroom code of conduct.
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All: If you sprinkle when you tinkle
be a sweetie and wipe the seatie.
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Huh, I always forget that second part.
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All: We know!
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Look, the most important
thing with these documentaries
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is to just be yourself.
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100% natural.
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Hey, Rudy, what's under your jacket?
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Oh, these are my new fake abs.
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You think those plastic abs
are going to impress people?
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Uh, not by themselves.
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That's why I went butt shopping.
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What do you think? Should I go with...
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Gladiator or buff bull fighter?
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Don't you get all tough with me
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I'm saying won't you
come kick it with me
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And we could have a
ball run up the wall
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That's just how we do
-
Come on
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And no matter how
much I chop and punch
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It's not as cool as
kickin' it with you
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Here we go let's start the party
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Chop it up like it's karate
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Everybody
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Won't you come kick it with me
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And we could have a
ball run up the wall
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That's just how we do
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Come on
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And no matter how much I chop and punch
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it's not as cool as
kickin' it with you!
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(Piano playing)
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If you join this academy I
think you'll find that I am a...
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Truly gifted sensei.
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Now, normally I don't
like to toot my own horn
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but every once in a while I
do let a little toot slip out.
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Hey, Rudy, when did you
put up the suggestions box?
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(Scoffs) Definitely not this morning.
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It's always been there
because a truly gifted teacher
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learns just as much from his
students as they do from him.
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I love hearing what
other people have to say.
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Let's take a look.
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(Chuckles) Okay, not gonna do that.
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This is a horrible idea.
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Okay, it is just physically impossible
for me to do that with my head.
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A great leader trusts his own instincts.
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Oh, look who's here, it's Jack.
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Hey, Rudy, you remember
when you said I could take
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my sensei test when I was ready?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Well, I'm ready.
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Wha-at?
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That is so great.
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Oh, it is a proud day when your student
rises to the same level you are.
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(Sighs)
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Sensei Rudy with sensei Jack.
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(Grunts)
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Just two big, ol' senseis. (Chuckles)
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(Sighs) Not one ahead
of the other but, um...
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Equal. (Chuckles)
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I'm sorry, we just don't have
time for your test right now, Jack.
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- What?
- There is something much more important
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that I need you to do.
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You want me to take over your
advanced black belt class?
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Nope, I need you to take this...
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And pick up the pizza that some
jerk dropped behind the radiator.
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- (Sighs)
- (Door opens)
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I like to keep my pizza on
the radiator so it stays warm.
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It also works well with waffles.
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(Piano playing)
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Gah!
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Jerry, you gelatined my locker.
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What makes you think it was me?
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Milton and I have a very
complicated relationship.
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You see, I prank him and he takes it.
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Actually, it's not that complicated.
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Oh, hey, it's 2:30. Watch this.
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(Cell phone rings)
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Oh, no, that's mother's
2:30 check-in call.
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(Cell phone rings)
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If he doesn't pick up after two rings,
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she activates his "come
home now" tracker device.
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- (Squishing)
- (Groans)
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- (Cell phone rings)
- Hold on, mother, don't do it!
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- (Ringing continues)
- (Grunts) Hello?
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Mother? Mother?
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Oh, good, she didn't do it.
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- (Vibrating, beeping)
- (Screams)
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Mother, hold on, I'm coming! (Screams)
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(Upbeat music playing)
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Hey, Rudy... Rudy, hey!
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Where you have you been?
I've been looking for you.
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And you found me. (Laughs)
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You are good.
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- Well, see you.
- Wait, Rudy, uh...
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I'm ready to take my test now.
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Well... (Scoffs)
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I... I...
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Can't think of a single reason
not to give you your test.
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I literally couldn't think of one reason.
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So the test is happening.
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I mean, don't get me wrong,
I really want Jack to become...
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A sensei, just like me.
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(High-pitched) It's gonna be great!
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All right, Jack, let's
start your sensei test...
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That I, your sensei, have
personally designed for you,
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the student. Now, there's
nothing to be nervous about.
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I've always trained you to
believe that anything is possible.
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- What's the first test called?
- The test of impossibility.
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You must use a dragon spin kick to break
all three cinder blocks in one kick.
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Now, don't be intimidated by the
fact that no one has ever...
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oh, well, I hope you're happy, Jack.
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Now I have to rename the test!
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Hey, Milton, got you a leftover
piece of Lilly's birthday cake.
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Oh, thank you, that was really nice.
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Not falling for it.
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Whoa, Milton, relax.
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Look, I get it...
you're my friend
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it's not fair that I keep pranking you.
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Well, thank you, Jerry. I appreciate that.
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I'm gonna go take a shower and relax.
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Oh, yeah, you got it, Milton.
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Enough is enough.
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Enough is never enough.
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I replaced Milton's shampoo with this.
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Girly curl.
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Instant curls for busy girls.
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(Milton screaming)
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(Gasping) Jerry!
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That's it, your days of pranking
me are numbered, Martinez.
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Because I, Milton krupnik,
am a man of pride and honor
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and I will not be laughed at...
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(Laughing)
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Seriously?
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Are you laughing at me?
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(Applause)
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Rudy, that's it. I've done
everything you've asked.
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I just did the salmon ladder, I sparred
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blindfolded against every
student in the dojo.
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I even went to your house and
deloused your mangy, bald bulldog.
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I don't have a dog. I live with my mother.
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Rudy, I deserve to be made sensei.
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I completed the final test.
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You're right, Jack.
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You did complete the final test...
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- Thank you.
- ...Of phase one.
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- What?
- The world's toughest sensei
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has to give the world's
toughest sensei test.
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He has no intention of making me a sensei.
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This is classic Rudy.
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The cameras are on and he's
trying to show off his power,
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acting like a big man.
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I just wish there was a
way I could cut the big man
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down to... size.
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- (Clattering)
- Oh!
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Grandmaster...
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the teacher who taught
me everything I know,
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who gave me all of my belts,
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and turned me into the amazing,
talented sensei that I am today.
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- (Chuckles)
- What a most unexpected surprise.
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Rudy, you called me and asked me to...
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unexpected surprise!
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Why are there TV cameras here?
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Am I on "dojo divas"?
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No. No, no,
no. It's a...
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it's a TV show about life at our dojo
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and since you happened to randomly show up,
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you can tell everyone about my greatness.
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Rudy, we should talk in private about
how you earned your black belt.
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Oh, no, no, I'm proud about that.
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We can talk about that right here.
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- Go ahead.
- All right.
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Rudy, I'm a fraud.
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You're not a black belt.
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Don't you think we should
talk about that in private?
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I won a black belt as a prize
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when I ate a four-pound
wonton at the emperor's feast.
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I started wearing the belt around,
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the chicks went wild.
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One thing led to another,
and I opened a dojo.
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Do you have any idea what this means?
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It means you're a white belt.
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And since Bobby wasabi gave me my belts...
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It means that I'm the highest
ranked member of this dojo.
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(Inhales deeply)
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Looks like I'm in charge.
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But... I don't...
Want you to be...
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Rudy, I'm gonna have
to take your black belt.
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No... no-oo...
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When I found out Rudy
invited the grandmaster
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to make himself look good,
it was the perfect opportunity
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to bring down the big man.
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By going to the bigger man.
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(Laughing maniacally)
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You may have stripped me of my black belt,
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but you will never strip me of my dignity.
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Your stomach just fell off.
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I really am the grandmaster.
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But I wanted to get back at Rudy.
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Why?
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Because once, on April fool's
day, Rudy brought me great shame.
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He tricked me with a whoopee cushion.
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When I sat down, it went like this...
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(flatulence)
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I didn't know you brought
the whoopee cushion with you.
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I didn't.
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Oh.
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- Oh! Oh!
- (Laughs)
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Hup! Hup! Hup!
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Hup! Hup!
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Hup! All right, good
class. Let's take a five.
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No no no no no no. I can't do this.
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And I can't be a white belt.
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Do you know who wears white belts? Losers.
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Pathetic losers.
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00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,579
No, no, not you guys. You guys are great.
252
00:12:56,976 --> 00:13:00,278
Look, Jack, as the highest-ranking
member of this dojo,
253
00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:01,880
you can give me back my black belt.
254
00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:05,316
Rudy, of course I'm gonna
help you get your black belt.
255
00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:07,285
Eventually.
256
00:13:08,061 --> 00:13:10,021
Uh, Rudy, I gotta make a
couple quick phone calls.
257
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:12,290
- Can you do me a favor?
- Sure, I can lead the class...
258
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,692
Lilly, take over. Get back in line.
259
00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,364
Try to keep up, white belt.
260
00:13:21,033 --> 00:13:23,368
261
00:13:24,537 --> 00:13:27,605
(Grunting)
262
00:13:28,374 --> 00:13:29,474
Whoo-hoo!
263
00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:31,876
Did you see that?
264
00:13:32,205 --> 00:13:33,645
Thanks to those special amino shakes
265
00:13:33,647 --> 00:13:37,916
you've been making me, I just lifted
315 pounds like it was nothing.
266
00:13:37,918 --> 00:13:39,551
(Chuckles)
267
00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:40,819
Because it was nothing.
268
00:13:40,821 --> 00:13:43,005
I've been replacing some
of his weights with these
269
00:13:43,036 --> 00:13:45,356
styrofoam ones to make him
think he's getting stronger.
270
00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:47,525
Only an idiot would fall for that.
271
00:13:47,527 --> 00:13:50,762
Oh, Milton, I had no
idea you were so strong.
272
00:13:50,764 --> 00:13:52,330
Huh.
273
00:13:55,901 --> 00:13:58,012
Jerry, you just lifted
more weight than last year's
274
00:13:58,043 --> 00:14:00,034
winner of the Mr. Seaford
weight-lifting contest.
275
00:14:00,573 --> 00:14:02,841
If you signed up, you could
totally win that thing.
276
00:14:05,911 --> 00:14:08,413
Then I'm gonna dominate.
277
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:09,747
Gobble, gobble, Jerry.
278
00:14:09,915 --> 00:14:12,383
It's pranks-giving at the Krupnick house
279
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:15,119
and you're
the... (Gobbles)
280
00:14:16,121 --> 00:14:18,690
Oh, I'm known for my holiday bird calls.
281
00:14:18,692 --> 00:14:20,391
Hey, you wanna hear my easter hen?
282
00:14:21,126 --> 00:14:22,861
(Gobbles)
283
00:14:25,097 --> 00:14:27,932
We have a student who's
shown exemplary growth,
284
00:14:27,934 --> 00:14:29,567
and he's earned his rightful belt.
285
00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,103
Rudy Gillespie, please step forward.
286
00:14:32,638 --> 00:14:34,939
(Laughs) Out of my way, losers!
287
00:14:36,775 --> 00:14:38,409
(Clears throat)
288
00:14:39,678 --> 00:14:41,045
Thank you, sensei.
289
00:14:41,647 --> 00:14:43,948
I'm so happy to have my black belt back.
290
00:14:45,117 --> 00:14:47,819
Black belt? Oh, no, I'm sorry.
291
00:14:47,821 --> 00:14:49,487
That's just the cover. (Chuckles)
292
00:14:51,957 --> 00:14:53,091
That's better.
293
00:14:53,926 --> 00:14:54,747
What?
294
00:14:54,778 --> 00:14:58,029
A yellow belt? You're
giving me a yellow belt?
295
00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:59,797
You can't give him a yellow belt.
296
00:15:00,499 --> 00:15:03,134
- Thank you, Lilly.
- He's not as good as me.
297
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,673
So this is what it feels like to be on top.
298
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:09,841
(Knocking, door opens)
299
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:11,009
I'm looking for the man in charge.
300
00:15:11,176 --> 00:15:12,844
Uh, you're looking at him.
301
00:15:12,846 --> 00:15:13,670
What can I do for you?
302
00:15:13,701 --> 00:15:16,180
Name's David basso, I'm
the assistant mall manager.
303
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:19,117
Assistant to the mall manager.
304
00:15:19,952 --> 00:15:21,886
Well, yes, technically.
305
00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:25,523
Anyway, my boss needs
you to sign this new I-49
306
00:15:25,758 --> 00:15:27,425
uh, your boss?
307
00:15:28,068 --> 00:15:30,628
Yes, the mall manager. Her name
is Emily. She's actually my wife.
308
00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:32,063
Ex-wife.
309
00:15:34,500 --> 00:15:37,835
Also, your license to operate
a business has expired.
310
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:39,504
You'll need to talk to Gary at city hall.
311
00:15:39,506 --> 00:15:40,872
Uh, I don't know Gary.
312
00:15:40,874 --> 00:15:42,507
Emily knows Gary.
313
00:15:45,477 --> 00:15:46,544
Okay.
314
00:15:47,079 --> 00:15:48,579
(Phone ringing)
315
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:50,114
Uh, hello?
316
00:15:51,116 --> 00:15:52,684
Jack: Hi, Mrs. Krupnick.
317
00:15:52,686 --> 00:15:54,118
No, I don't know where Milton is.
318
00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:56,554
Yes, thank you. I already signed this one.
319
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,824
I'm the plumber. Whoever's
in charge owes me $300.
320
00:15:59,826 --> 00:16:01,826
Wait, wait, wait. $300? For what?
321
00:16:01,994 --> 00:16:04,262
The little girl called me
after she flushed her bobo
322
00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,664
and the terlet started overflowing.
323
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:07,231
Uh, what's a bobo?
324
00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:09,167
He's my panda.
325
00:16:10,102 --> 00:16:11,235
Ex-panda.
326
00:16:11,937 --> 00:16:12,625
(Phone ringing)
327
00:16:12,656 --> 00:16:14,518
- You know, I can shut off the water...
- Yes, hello?
328
00:16:14,549 --> 00:16:16,771
I told you, Mrs. Krupnick,
I don't know where he is.
329
00:16:18,210 --> 00:16:19,644
Please don't step on my desk.
330
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:21,646
(Banging)
331
00:16:21,648 --> 00:16:22,747
- Ow!
- David: Be careful!
332
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,347
(Phone ringing) Please stop calling!
333
00:16:24,378 --> 00:16:25,513
(Overlapping shouting)
334
00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:27,452
Hey, did you know our
toilets are overflowing?
335
00:16:28,268 --> 00:16:30,188
Do you know your mother's
been searching for you?
336
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:31,923
Oh, no, she's looking for me? No, no!
337
00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:33,224
- (Beeping)
- (Screams)
338
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,236
(Whines) I want my bobo!
339
00:16:34,267 --> 00:16:37,025
- Coming, I'm coming, mother.
- I want to talk to your superior.
340
00:16:37,262 --> 00:16:38,963
341
00:16:52,077 --> 00:16:53,845
(Grunts)
342
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,416
(Grunts)
343
00:16:56,447 --> 00:16:57,618
(Loud thud)
344
00:16:57,649 --> 00:17:00,314
(Cheering, applause)
345
00:17:02,721 --> 00:17:04,689
All right, Jerry, you're up.
346
00:17:05,124 --> 00:17:06,224
(Jerry sighs)
347
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,293
Ah, starting you at 295?
348
00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,262
You won't even break a sweat.
349
00:17:16,135 --> 00:17:17,668
(Breathes deeply)
350
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,141
(Grunts)
351
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:25,209
Oh! (Groans)
352
00:17:25,911 --> 00:17:27,278
- Milton?
- You have it!
353
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,047
- You have it!
- I don't have it.
354
00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:30,982
I don't have it!
355
00:17:30,984 --> 00:17:32,345
- (Weights clatter)
- (Crowd gasps)
356
00:17:33,185 --> 00:17:35,253
(Murmuring)
357
00:17:37,856 --> 00:17:40,158
Nope, he didn't have it.
358
00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,262
I'm never pranking Milton again.
359
00:17:44,730 --> 00:17:46,064
He's a sick man!
360
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,233
(Gasps)
361
00:17:50,169 --> 00:17:52,303
Sick, sick I tell you!
362
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,939
It's amazing what you can do with glue.
363
00:17:55,108 --> 00:17:57,108
Yeah, do you know you can
even glue a person's hand
364
00:17:57,110 --> 00:17:58,943
to a camera without them noticing?
365
00:18:01,280 --> 00:18:03,714
Oh, yeah, you heard me.
366
00:18:03,716 --> 00:18:05,283
Who's laughing now?
367
00:18:06,819 --> 00:18:08,653
368
00:18:10,956 --> 00:18:12,323
Goodbye, Lilly.
369
00:18:14,626 --> 00:18:15,760
Goodbye, Earl.
370
00:18:17,763 --> 00:18:18,863
And you...
371
00:18:19,765 --> 00:18:21,485
I think I'm gonna miss
you most of all, Ted.
372
00:18:21,667 --> 00:18:23,267
His name's Steven.
373
00:18:28,140 --> 00:18:30,007
Hey, wait, Rudy!
374
00:18:30,742 --> 00:18:32,310
(Kids chattering)
375
00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:34,712
I'm leaving, Jack.
376
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,281
You can't go. I need your
help. I can't run this place.
377
00:18:38,222 --> 00:18:40,222
I'm just a yellow belt,
why would you need my help?
378
00:18:40,252 --> 00:18:42,053
Technically you're still a white belt.
379
00:18:42,055 --> 00:18:43,354
Not helping, Lilly.
380
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:48,259
(Sighs) Look, Rudy. I was upset
because you wouldn't make me a sensei.
381
00:18:49,061 --> 00:18:52,163
So I got the grandmaster to
come and pretend to be a fraud.
382
00:18:53,365 --> 00:18:56,667
But he's not, he's the
real thing and so are you.
383
00:18:57,402 --> 00:18:59,103
I knew it.
384
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:01,405
It's impossible to eat
a four-pound wonton.
385
00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:04,775
Rudy, what I did was wrong.
386
00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:06,897
I know you have your reasons
for not making me sensei.
387
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,248
And whatever they are...
388
00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,084
I respect them.
389
00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:20,417
I do have my reasons.
390
00:19:20,448 --> 00:19:24,759
If I made Jack sensei, then
he wouldn't need me anymore.
391
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,765
He'd, uh... he'd try
to fly out of the nest.
392
00:19:29,034 --> 00:19:30,134
That's what baby birds do.
393
00:19:31,036 --> 00:19:32,770
They think they can dig up their own worms.
394
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,872
Well, I wanna be the
man to give Jack worms.
395
00:19:38,944 --> 00:19:40,344
Am I afraid I'll lose Jack?
396
00:19:41,313 --> 00:19:43,347
Sure, I mean...
397
00:19:45,717 --> 00:19:46,817
It's just that...
398
00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:54,158
you know what, I'm sorry,
there's something I need to do.
399
00:20:03,902 --> 00:20:06,370
400
00:20:18,150 --> 00:20:19,917
Sometimes you just have to be, uh...
401
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:23,154
Strong enough to let the
people you care about...
402
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:25,389
Grow.
403
00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,859
(Cheering, applause)
404
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:35,933
Oh, I feel like I'm about to cry
but then my makeup would run.
405
00:20:36,768 --> 00:20:39,237
I mean, if I was wearing
makeup, which I'm not.
406
00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,139
(Cheering)
407
00:20:43,308 --> 00:20:46,177
I'm sorry, we have to cut. (Groans)
408
00:20:54,219 --> 00:20:55,419
Rudy: Sorry about that.
409
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,388
Had to take a quick phone call.
410
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:01,192
(Groans, sighs)
411
00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:04,762
Okay, where were we?
412
00:21:04,930 --> 00:21:06,197
413
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:13,537
414
00:21:14,172 --> 00:21:18,009
All right, guys, we had fun with the
pranks but we're all done with them now.
415
00:21:18,844 --> 00:21:21,279
(Chuckles) Except for one more.
416
00:21:22,281 --> 00:21:24,215
(Loud screaming)
417
00:21:24,883 --> 00:21:26,517
Ru-udy!
418
00:21:27,853 --> 00:21:29,186
Look at my hair!
419
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,023
I love it.
420
00:21:33,458 --> 00:21:35,192
421
00:21:38,930 --> 00:21:40,998
(Theme music playing)
422
00:22:00,952 --> 00:22:02,386
(Dog growls, barks)
423
00:22:02,436 --> 00:22:06,986
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