All language subtitles for Highlander s04e07 The Colonel.eng

Amanda, for
thousands of years,

the Watchers have lived
by one single set of rules.

We observe, we record, and
we stay the hell out of it.

Would you give me a break?
That is such a guy-thing.

You have your rules
and MacLeod has his.

Mac and I had a good
friend-- Charlie DeSalvo.

And he's dead because
I broke those rules.

Ah, damn it!

See, I bleed.

I can get an
infection and die.

You'll want to run
some cold water on that.

Well, on the surface,
we may look alike,

but underneath, we are
two different species.

It's right that
Mac backed off.

It's better this way.

Look, Joe, we're
all different--

black, white, men, women-- we all
live in our own only little worlds.

With me and Mac it's
different universes.

- Then why are you both so hurt?
- What do you mean by that?

I mention your name, and he
immediately changes the subject.

I bring him up and you've spent 10 minutes
telling me all the things you don't have in common.

Which is absolutely
everything.

Hey, pal, you wouldn't have
change for the meter, would you?

Look, I took an oath.
I have to live by it.

Oh, yeah? Well, let's just
picture two gravestones, okay?

One says, "He
lived by the rules."

The other one says,
"He was a good friend."

Now which one do you want?

You should try to get the
Beatles back together too.

Come on, Joe, just-just talk
to him, okay, for me, please?

I'll think about it.

Good. Because he's
on his way over.

MacLeod is coming here?

- Mm-hmm.
- To see me?

Well, actually, I told
him you had the night off.

You expect me to
make the first move.

Would you, please,
for me, Joe?

- Please?

Thought you were some big shot
fighter? I was a contender.

I was 76-17...

forty-seven knockouts.

If I hadn't zapped him, he
would have kicked your ass.

See you later.

Okay, tough guy...

sleep tight.

He is Duncan MacLeod,

the Highlander.

Born in 1592, in the
Highlands of Scotland,

and he is still alive.

He is immortal.

For 400 years,
he's been a warrior,

a lover,

a wanderer,

constantly facing other
Immortals in combat to the death.

The winner takes
his enemy's head...

and with it, his power.

I am a Watcher,

part of a secret society
of men and women...

who observe and record,
but never interfere.

We know the truth
about Immortals.

In the end, there
can be only one.

May it be Duncan
MacLeod, the Highlander.

Here we are

Born to be kings

We're the princes
of the universe

I am immortal

I have inside
me blood of kings

I have no rival

No man can be my equal

Take me to the
future of your world

Let's get him inside.

You know, you didn't need to
zap him. I could have taken him.

Yeah, sure. You could have
taken him to a movie, maybe.

Hey, I took him on.
You were a big help.

And you're a pain in the
ass. Come on, sweet pea.

I'm getting tired of
dragging this guy around.

Would you look at that? I
didn't think he'd be your type.

- He's not.

You like me, don't you?

Come here. Ohh. I'm
sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm such a klutz. I'm just
gonna go to the ladies room.

Don't go away. I'm-I'm really
sorry. Not bad for an amateur.

What are you
talking about?

I think the glass in the lap was
overkill. Way, way over the top.

Are you a cop?
Not in this life.

My name's Amanda. Why don't you sit and
have a drink with me? My date's late.

Movin' on. Oh,
yeah? Without these?

I've had centuries
of practice.

Now why didn't you
take his wallet?

It's not about
cash. Is that so?

I'm not a thief. Really?

Why don't you sit and talk
to me, tell me all about it?

Lou, could we have, uh, two
drinks? Something fruity?

Who the hell is that guy?

Geez.

Oh, man, he's late. The
Colonel's never late.

We're 13 minutes early.

What's the Colonel
want him for anyhow?

You're not being
paid to ask questions.

You're a real friendly
guy, you know that?

Basically, I go to
work, I do a perm,

I go to a club,
I go to sleep.

It's the same
thing every day.

The only thing that changes are the
blue-haired old ladies that sit in my chair.

So you steal
because you're bored?

Oh, no, I do
it for the rush.

I mean, I just want to take the guy's
Beemer for a little joyride, you know.

I'll give it back. Do
you want some company?

You want to come with me?
Bitchin'! But what about your date?

Looks like you
got stood up.

Well, you know, he's
teaching at this university.

He's probably arguing with
some coed about a grade.

Yeah. Right.

I'm sorry, Joe.

Hey, not a problem.

You ready? Yeah.
We're out of here.

Okay, I'll see you later.

Bye. Bye.

Bye.

You follow the fights?
Yeah. What of it?

Who do you like on Friday?

I got Fenton in
three. Fenton's a bum.

Ah, he took you
out. He got lucky.

You got lucky he
didn't kill you.

You shoulda seen me
in my prime. I did.

As I remember, the match
took only 20 minutes.

If I'd have been five years
younger, I'd have murdered Fenton.

Give it up, will
you, peabrain?

What a set of wheels. Wow.
I can't believe it. Whoa!

This is it. Oh, man.

You're mental, girl.
This is LaBelles.

Is your heart pounding? Are you
kidding me? It's in my throat.

Why don't we break into
Penney's or something?

Because Penney's doesn't have
lasers or shatterproof glass...

or computerized locks,
and what's the fun in that?

You've done this before. Oh,
a couple of times in my youth.

What is that thing? This
is a digital analyzer.

You carry it in your
purse? Doesn't everybody?

Damn I'm good.

I think we just moved from
bitchin' to, like, grand theft.

I can't believe I'm here.
What, you're gonna stop?

No.

You ready?

What did you make
me do that for?

We have about 45 seconds before
the police get here. Come on.

You are so weird. Oh,
honey, you don't even know.

Oh, did we
actually do that?

What do you mean by that?

You got tickets? Almost
ringside. How about you guys?

Yeah, right. Ringside
at Gleason's Bar.

You think this bum would have
comped me a couple of tickets.

You ever do any
boxing? Not in the ring.

Oh, did we actually
do that? I think so.

This is unbelievable. I mean,
one minute I'm sitting in a bar...

and the next, I'm
breaking into LaBelles.

This is outrageous. I mean, I
do some crazy things sometimes,

but this is
just-- Fun.

Yeah. I bet you do this
kind of stuff all the time.

Uh, I used to.

Not anymore?

- I gave it up.
- Why?

Oh. No, wait. Don't tell
me. It's for a guy, right?

The one who stood
you up tonight?

The man's a fool
if you ask me.

He had a good reason.

Says him.

- Let's go.

Hey, I think
he's here, man.

Right on time.

Any problems? Nah.

I took him down in two.
Place him in the car.

You didn't take
him in two. Shut up.

You couldn't take
my mother in two.

He's gone.

Come.

I was watching you when we
were breaking into LaBelles.

Your hands didn't
shake. You didn't sweat.

You just had this look
on your face that said...

no matter how hard they tried to
keep you out, you knew they couldn't.

Am I right? Yes.

So what did you do
before you were-- A thief?

Yeah. Mostly I was hungry.

- Duncan's here.
- How can you tell?

The door.

- Oh. Yeah.
- Hey.

I want you to meet
my new friend Melissa.

Melissa, this is Duncan MacLeod.
His friends call him Mac.

- Hi, there.
- Hi, Mac. He's awesome.

- You look terrible.
- She said I looked awesome.

She lied.

- Uh, I think I'd better go.
-Yeah, okay.

Well, I'll talk to you
tomorrow. Okay. Bye.

It was nice meeting you,
Mac. Yeah, and you, Melissa.

Bye.

Well, you can tell me all about it in a
hot bath, okay? Maybe I'll even join you.

I'm sorry about Joe's.

I had a little business
to take care of.

That's all right. We'll
do it another time.

So, what, did the other guy
have a bigger sword or something?

Don't worry about it. It's
just an old war wound acting up.

What's his name?

- Killian.
- Will he keep coming?

He'll keep coming.
He's got good reason.

Good afternoon. Colonel
Simon Killian, commanding.

Duncan MacLeod,
transporting the wounded.

Ambulance driver?
That's correct.

I would think that a man of
your experience could do better.

I chose this duty.

Why? When you could lead
men into battle instead.

Share their glory. Hear
their shouts of victory.

And the screams of
the maimed and dying.

I fought here against
Napoleon and Louis XIV.

I've seen men die for the same ground
too many times to want to do it again.

The artillery's
in place, Colonel.

Excellent,
Sergeant. Thank you.

The Hun think that they own
this ground, but we own it.

We paid for it with the
blood of a thousand men.

Excuse me, sir. I'll borrow
your canteen. Thank you.

Urgent, sir. Now that I
have the reinforcements,

I will drive them all
the way back to Berlin.

- Urgent, sir. From headquarters.
- Thank you. That'll be all.

On your whistle,
Sergeant. Tell the men--

Yes, sir. Today we
take our revenge.

Sergeant, wait!

- You can't do this.
- We have left too many dead here to leave with nothing.

But the war is over.
No one else has to die.

They die if I tell them
to die. Put him in irons.

It's true. See
for yourself.

My God, it is
over. We won.

You've never seen this, do you
understand? This never arrived!

You can't do this,
Killian. The war is over!

The war is over when
we take that ground.

Sound the attack,
Sergeant. That is an order.

I'm sorry, sir, but
there won't be any attack.

I'll tell the
men the news.

- Sergeant!
- No!

On your feet, men!

Ready, men!

Listen, listen! Listen
to me! The war's over!

"It's a Long
Way to Tipperary"

It's a long
way to Tipperary

It's a long way to go

It's a long
way to Tipperary

To the sweetest
girl I know

Good-bye, Piccadilly

Farewell, Leicester Square

It's a long, long
way to Tipperary

But my heart's right there

It's a long
way to Tipperary

Colonel Killian, after careful
consideration of the evidence,

this court finds you
guilty on all charges.

Your heinous act resulted
in the unnecessary deaths...

of 300 British and
German soldiers.

You are hereby stripped of
all rank and privileges...

and sentenced to
death by firing squad.

And God only will have
mercy on your soul.

You think you judge me.

You think you can
dispose of me that easily?

Men and their governments come
and go, playing at peace...

while soldiers
like me fight on.

Read your history books.

Peace is nothing but a
pause between the wars.

Do you not think we
will fight Germany again?

- Guards, restrain him!
- Shoot me, if you will.

I am Colonel
Simon Killian!

I was Colonel Simon Killian
before you were born.

I will be Colonel Simon Killian
long after you and yours are dead!

I will dance
on your graves!

- Gentlemen, may I speak?
-You insignificant bastards!

Your testimony is on record.
What more can you add?

I fear a grave injustice will
be done if I do not speak.

Please. I beg the
court's indulgence.

I am a simple man.

But I was there when he
ordered those men into battle.

And I can attest he
was not in right mind.

He is as he
was then--

a victim of his
own delusions.

I beg you show mercy.

Spare his life.

You bastard. I know
what you're doing.

I demand to be shot! Do you hear
me? It is my right! I demand it!

Do you hear me?

Come on. Right.

This one. Here's
your new home.

Get in there. Go on.

There you go.

He was sentenced to life in a
prison for the criminally insane.

Why didn't you just
let them shoot him?

He had to pay the price
for the men he killed.

Amanda, his crime was
committed in the mortal world.

It was only right that he was
sentenced by mortal justice.

Sometimes I worry about your
overindulged sense of morality.

Do you now? Yeah.

But I wouldn't worry.
I'll protect you from it.

Ah, it's just lunch. Besides,
once you get to know her,

I think you're
really gonna like her.

Amanda, you only met her
last night. What can I say?

There's something about a woman with her
hand on a man's wallet that just turns me on.

Besides, what's the worst
thing that can happen?

She could get arrested.
She could go to prison.

No, no, no. I'm
a pro. She's not.

Would you not worry? I
promise we'll be good.

Yeah. I'm sure you will
be dressed like that.

What's wrong with the way
I'm dressed? Oh, nothing.

You know, I think I'm taller
than you are. Yeah, very funny.

Oh, oh, oh,
here's the place.

That's funny. She
said she'd be here.

Excuse me. Is
Melissa working today?

Amanda, is this completely
perfect or what? Melissa.

Yeah. Maybe
colored contacts.

No, you look just
fine like that.

Oh, fine lines,
girlfriend.

Oh, you like it? Well,
here. Yeah. Oh, for me?

Yeah, why not?
Oh, I couldn't.

All right, I'll keep it.
Oh, on second thought.

It looks very nice. Thank
you. You're the best.

Oh, that's sweet.

Oh, so sweet.

Just like sisters.

What do you think?

I think one of
you is enough.

Colonel?

Consider the lone
arachnid, Sergeant.

S-Sir?

For years, they were
my only companions.

Bees have a complex
social structure.

Ants are arranged by class into
an efficient army of workers.

But I prefer spiders.

Each so unique.

Solitary.

Spinning their
fragile webs alone.

This one is a tarantula.

A harmless pet.

That one--
Loxosceles reclusa--

is as deadly as a bullet
under the right circumstances.

Rather like people.

Some are poisonous,

some are harmless.

What do you have
for me? Oh, yeah.

The perfect bait.

Does he know it for a
work of art, I wonder?

Or does he know it only for the
satisfaction of seeing his prey...

entangled in the
merciless strands?

-Let go of me.
-Here she comes.

Ah. What did I do?

Remove her blindfold.

Very pretty.

But not as pretty as this.

What do you want from me?

I want nothing from
you. I want MacLeod.

He'll be coming
to save you.

Why would he save me?

- Because he loves you.
- Loves me? I just met him yesterday.

You lie rather well
for someone so ordinary.

- I swear it's the truth.

- Tell me this isn't
you. -I-It's not.

That's Amanda,
his girlfriend.

You're lying.

I swear I'm not.

Oh, God. Get it off me.

Get it off me! Get it off!

- The truth.
- I told you the truth!

I'm a nobody.

You know...

I think you are.

Duncan? Mm?

MacLeod? What?

Melissa's gonna be
here in a minute.

Would you entertain her
while I get ready, please?

What are you gonna teach your little protege
tonight-- how to knock off an armored truck?

I thought we'd go down to
Kentucky and try Fort Knox.

Would you give me a break?
We're just going to a club.

- She knows the band.
- I'm sure she does.

- Are you enjoying this?
- What? A girl's got to have friends of her own.

Same hair, same clothes? Don't you
find it a little odd being cloned?

Well, I can't help it that
the girl has excellent taste.

As long as she
doesn't have my man.

One of you is all
I could handle. Mmm.

Well, I got to get ready. So
you have to handle me later.

I can't wait.

He's downstairs.
Stay here.

Right.

It's okay, Melissa. It's
all right. Don't move.

Stay still. It's okay.

It's all right, sweetheart.
Don't worry. It's all right.

Easy. It hurts. Help me.

Please, don't
leave me here. God.

I won't leave you. Take
care of her. Melissa.

Call an ambulance. Oh, my
God. What did he do to her?

Oh, honey, hold on.
It's gonna be okay.

It's gonna be okay.
I'm so cold, Amanda.

It's okay. Hold me.
It's gonna be okay.

He thought I was you.

I messed up
pretty good, huh?

I just wanted
to have some fun.

Welcome to my parlor.

Very homey.

If you wanted me here, you should have
just told me, instead of using the girl.

Think of her as
an invitation.

This is between you and me, Killian. Isn't
that what you dreamed of all these years?

My dreams would
terrify you. Kill him!

- Jesus!
- Kill him!

Liver?

Lovely piece of work.

How do you feel, MacLeod?

Naked? Helpless?

Just as I felt when they
took my rank and my sword?

- You deserved it.
- Did I?

You know, you were right.

I have dreamed
of this day.

Seventy years.

Seventy years they
locked me away.

So long that no one remembered
where I came from or who I was.

And all I thought
about was you.

Really? And how to
return the favor.

Oh, I'm flattered.

Get used to your
new home, MacLeod.

No one's used this
brig in 40 years.

And the only one who knows you're
down here thinks you're dead.

So what's my
sentence, Colonel, sir?

Fair is fair.

I did 70 years.
You'll do 70 years.

Unless, of course,
someone takes my head.

- Then you'll be here forever.
- Maybe I should take up a hobby.

There's enough food and water
here for the first 50 years.

Long enough for
everything you love to die.

And so you don't
think too badly of me,

the lightbulb is
an extended life.

It should burn for
at least two years.

I've heard that the madness
comes more slowly in the light.

And I want you to experience
every precious moment...

as you wait for the
darkness to come.

I guess you didn't leave
me anything to read?

Just the walls and
the ceiling, MacLeod.

Amanda, two Immortals go off
together, one doesn't come back.

We both know
what happened.

I'm sorry.

Look, Joe, I would know if he was
dead. I would-- I would feel it.

Amanda, he's gone.
No, he's alive.

And if he's not alive, then I
want to know where to find Killian.

All right. I'll see
what I can find out.

If I came down this street

Even when
I want to--

Great.

Oh, I hate that sound.

999,900
and--

99 bottles
hanging on the wall

Joe Dawson?

Andrea Henson. I
watch Simon Killian.

Thanks for coming down.
Can I get you a coffee?

Sure.

Is there a problem?

No. No problem.

I'm sure you're
doing just fine.

I'm still filing with London. We
figure Killian will go back there.

Yeah. You're
probably right.

Do you think, uh, Killian
came to town just for MacLeod?

It stands to reason.
They got a history.

You know they
met last night.

I'm, uh, writing my
close-up on MacLeod.

He's not dead. They shot him,
but Killian didn't take his head.

He's locked him in one of those old
cells at the abandoned air force base.

- You didn't know? -
No. I-- I didn't know.

Listen, this is
your territory,

and I'm the new
kid on the block.

But I know people in the Paris
office, and a gal hears stuff.

Rumors. What, uh,
what kind of rumors?

You and MacLeod.

That you're more
than just his Watcher.

You're not going to get
involved, are you, Joe?

My first safe in years.

- Amanda?
- Duncan.

What are you doing
here? Did you miss me?

More than
you'll ever know.

How's Melissa? She's
in the hospital.

I don't know if
she's gonna make it.

I'm sorry. How
did you find me?

I had a little
help from a friend.

Hello, Mac.

I thought we agreed to stay
out of each other's way?

We can always throw
you back if you want.

I've got to take a
trip to Gleason's Bar.

-You're drunk.
- It was him, I tell you, at Gleason's Bar.

He was no more than 30 feet
away from me. That's impossible.

No, what's impossible
is he's alive.

I put seven
slugs in that guy.

Did you check
the cell? No.

How did you-- I used
to be in the Boy Scouts.

I got a merit
badge just for this.

Ah, this damn stuff
used to fit before.

Amanda, it
wasn't your fault.

Oh, yeah? Well, then,
whose fault was it, huh?

She was trying to be like me, she
almost died, and I just let her do this.

It was Killian's
fault, not yours.

I know, but I-- It
doesn't feel that way.

I don't know
what to tell you.

Look...

I love you and
you're my best friend.

But I just have to go away.
Um, I've got to get it together.

Door's always open.

I know.

God, I just-- I forgot
how fragile they are.

Yeah.

Okay, so I'm going to, um,
call you when I get there...

and you can send
my stuff to me.

Or anything you need.

Anything I can do. I'll
always be there for you, right?

You want to do
something for me?

Go and see Joe.

Duncan, life is too
short... for him.

Hmm? Think about it.

Maybe.

All right. I'm
gonna miss you.

You wanna, uh,
take five, Lou?

You broke the
rules. Yeah, well...

it's not the first time.

I figured it
was a good cause.

It's hard to
say no to Amanda.

Yeah, I know.

She left this morning.

Well, you'll
see her again.

Always do.

You wanna talk about it?

Nah.

And here we are

We're the princes
of the universe

Here we belong
fighting for survival

We've come to be the
rulers of your world

I am immortal

I have inside
me blood of kings

I have no rival

No man can be my equal

Take me to the
future of your world

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