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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,001 --> 00:00:05,769 (GRAND ORCHESTRAL FANFARE PLAYING) 2 00:00:09,485 --> 00:00:11,853 ♪ 3 00:00:21,364 --> 00:00:23,366 ♪ 4 00:00:38,317 --> 00:00:43,317 Subtitles by explosiveskull 5 00:00:43,319 --> 00:00:45,952 (WHISTLING, QUIET CHATTER) 6 00:00:45,954 --> 00:00:47,987 - (HORNS HONKING) - MAN: Yo, Tommy! 7 00:00:47,989 --> 00:00:49,458 (WHISTLES) Hey, taxi! 8 00:00:56,332 --> 00:00:58,998 - (UPBEAT, JAZZY TUNE PLAYING) - Cigars. Cigarettes. 9 00:00:59,000 --> 00:01:00,969 (INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHTER) 10 00:01:02,003 --> 00:01:03,105 MAN: Great idea. 11 00:01:05,408 --> 00:01:07,006 Hello, New York. 12 00:01:07,008 --> 00:01:10,011 I'm Bobby Rydell, and I'm glad to be here. 13 00:01:12,515 --> 00:01:14,748 Thank you all for coming to see us tonight. 14 00:01:14,750 --> 00:01:17,484 It's Saturday night at the Copa. 15 00:01:17,486 --> 00:01:20,086 We think you're gonna have a great time tonight. 16 00:01:20,088 --> 00:01:22,389 We're gonna do our best to make sure of that. 17 00:01:22,391 --> 00:01:24,291 As always, a very special thanks 18 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,760 to Mr. Jules Podell for having us out. 19 00:01:26,762 --> 00:01:28,930 Let's get started. 20 00:01:30,299 --> 00:01:33,400 ♪ That old black magic has me 21 00:01:33,402 --> 00:01:35,067 ♪ In its spell 22 00:01:35,069 --> 00:01:36,503 ♪ That old black magic 23 00:01:36,505 --> 00:01:39,573 ♪ That you, uh, weave so well 24 00:01:39,575 --> 00:01:42,209 - ♪ Those icy fingers - Cigars? Cigarettes? 25 00:01:42,211 --> 00:01:44,311 - ♪ Up and down my spine - Thanks. 26 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:47,314 ♪ The same old witchcraft when your eyes meet mine ♪ 27 00:01:47,316 --> 00:01:49,383 ♪ I love them so well 28 00:01:49,385 --> 00:01:51,351 - ♪ That same old tingle - WOMAN: Cigars? 29 00:01:51,353 --> 00:01:53,454 ♪ That I feel inside 30 00:01:53,456 --> 00:01:57,591 ♪ And then that elevator starts its ride ♪ 31 00:01:57,593 --> 00:01:59,359 ♪ Darling... 32 00:01:59,361 --> 00:02:01,495 Hello, sweetheart. 33 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:02,563 Here's my coat. 34 00:02:02,565 --> 00:02:04,465 And you see this here hat? 35 00:02:04,467 --> 00:02:07,334 I want you to guard it with your life. 36 00:02:07,336 --> 00:02:08,635 It was a gift from my mother. 37 00:02:08,637 --> 00:02:10,537 Yes, Mr. Loscudo. 38 00:02:10,539 --> 00:02:12,339 LOSCUDO: Here, that's for you. 39 00:02:12,341 --> 00:02:14,008 Thank you, sir. 40 00:02:14,643 --> 00:02:16,243 MAN: Gio! 41 00:02:16,245 --> 00:02:17,377 Hey, Carmine. 42 00:02:17,379 --> 00:02:20,247 - How are you, pally? - Good to see you. 43 00:02:20,249 --> 00:02:21,548 Oh, thank you. That's unnecessary. 44 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:23,150 Come on, let's go. Andiamo. 45 00:02:23,152 --> 00:02:25,152 I saw this kid Bobby Rydell 46 00:02:25,154 --> 00:02:27,254 two and a half years ago in South Philly. 47 00:02:27,256 --> 00:02:28,622 Nobody knew who he was. 48 00:02:28,624 --> 00:02:30,457 CARMINE: Th-They know him now. 49 00:02:30,459 --> 00:02:33,293 Hey, give me Loscudo's hat. 50 00:02:33,295 --> 00:02:35,195 - But he said to guard it. - I know. I heard. 51 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:37,331 Give it to me, all right? 52 00:02:37,333 --> 00:02:38,565 Come on. 53 00:02:38,567 --> 00:02:40,434 RYDELL: ♪ Yeah, I should stay away 54 00:02:40,436 --> 00:02:43,237 ♪ But what can I do? 55 00:02:43,239 --> 00:02:45,405 ♪ I hear your name... 56 00:02:45,407 --> 00:02:47,341 Hey, be respectful, and watch your mouth. 57 00:02:47,343 --> 00:02:49,276 Shut up. She works here, all right, tough guy? 58 00:02:49,278 --> 00:03:22,487 - Yeah, what are you gonna do? - (GRUNTING) 59 00:03:22,489 --> 00:03:25,122 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 60 00:03:25,124 --> 00:03:26,491 Tony Lip! 61 00:03:26,493 --> 00:03:28,359 - (GRUNTING CONTINUES) - (DISHES CLATTERING) 62 00:03:28,361 --> 00:03:30,628 ♪ Well, now you're the lover 63 00:03:30,630 --> 00:03:33,331 - ♪ I have waited for - (GRUNTING AND GROANING) 64 00:03:33,333 --> 00:03:37,835 ♪ You're the mate that fate had me created for ♪ 65 00:03:37,837 --> 00:03:42,273 ♪ And every time your lips meet mine, yow... ♪ 66 00:03:42,275 --> 00:03:44,575 (GRUNTING AND GROANING) 67 00:03:44,577 --> 00:03:46,377 (BYSTANDERS MURMURING) 68 00:03:46,379 --> 00:03:48,214 (MAN GRUNTS) 69 00:03:49,616 --> 00:03:51,415 You put your hands on me, you punk? 70 00:03:51,417 --> 00:03:53,551 Do yourself a favor... go home with your friends. 71 00:03:53,553 --> 00:03:56,254 You don't tell me where to go. You know who I am? 72 00:03:56,256 --> 00:03:58,023 I'm going back in there. 73 00:03:59,325 --> 00:04:01,359 - (GRUNTS) - (BYSTANDERS GASPING) 74 00:04:01,361 --> 00:04:04,462 ♪ Under that old black magic called love ♪ 75 00:04:04,464 --> 00:04:07,298 ♪ Keep talking about that black old magic ♪ 76 00:04:07,300 --> 00:04:09,267 ♪ Yeah, baby, 'cause I love, oh, yeah ♪ 77 00:04:09,269 --> 00:04:10,601 ♪ Love that thing 78 00:04:10,603 --> 00:04:14,639 ♪ Old black magic 79 00:04:14,641 --> 00:04:21,345 ♪ Yeah, love... 80 00:04:21,347 --> 00:04:24,582 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 81 00:04:24,584 --> 00:04:26,317 You tell Juley Podell, if I don't 82 00:04:26,319 --> 00:04:27,652 get my hat, I'm gonna burn this joint down! 83 00:04:27,654 --> 00:04:29,186 - You hear me? - Joe, it's gonna turn up. 84 00:04:29,188 --> 00:04:31,222 I swear to God it's gonna turn up. 85 00:04:31,224 --> 00:04:32,256 - Really?! - It'll turn up. 86 00:04:32,258 --> 00:04:33,558 You tell that fat Jew bastard, 87 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:36,061 I don't get my hat, I'll burn the Copa down. 88 00:04:40,466 --> 00:04:44,201 I'm gonna have to go back to driving garbage trucks. 89 00:04:44,203 --> 00:04:46,470 Jesus Christ. 90 00:04:46,472 --> 00:04:49,074 Loscudo's out of his mind. 91 00:04:50,243 --> 00:04:52,476 - Mm-hmm. - We earned our money tonight. 92 00:04:52,478 --> 00:04:54,545 Lip, I thought you were gonna kill that guy. 93 00:04:54,547 --> 00:04:55,546 Yeah. 94 00:04:55,548 --> 00:04:58,516 Better him than me. 95 00:04:58,518 --> 00:05:01,185 So, what are you gonna do while we're closed? 96 00:05:01,187 --> 00:05:02,453 I don't know. 97 00:05:02,455 --> 00:05:05,124 Maybe go work at my uncle's pizza joint. 98 00:05:06,159 --> 00:05:07,291 You? 99 00:05:07,293 --> 00:05:08,759 I'm gonna drink for two months. 100 00:05:08,761 --> 00:05:11,598 - (DOOR CREAKING OPEN) - (LAUGHTER) 101 00:05:14,634 --> 00:05:16,400 Take me home, Lip. 102 00:05:16,402 --> 00:05:18,235 - Hey, good luck. - You, too. 103 00:05:18,237 --> 00:05:19,503 See you, Carmine. 104 00:05:19,505 --> 00:05:21,238 No, you shouldn't... that should not happen. 105 00:05:21,240 --> 00:05:23,708 - No, I don't want to be a... - Well... 106 00:05:23,710 --> 00:05:26,577 My hat. 107 00:05:26,579 --> 00:05:30,281 Heard it was missing, so I looked into it. 108 00:05:30,283 --> 00:05:32,216 I wanted to kill that broad. 109 00:05:32,218 --> 00:05:33,517 No, no. It wasn't her fault. 110 00:05:33,519 --> 00:05:36,354 Who had the balls to clip Gio's hat? 111 00:05:36,356 --> 00:05:37,955 Don't worry about it. I took care of it. 112 00:05:37,957 --> 00:05:40,424 Yeah, I hope you gave him some beating. 113 00:05:40,426 --> 00:05:41,726 Here. 114 00:05:41,728 --> 00:05:43,194 Take this. 115 00:05:43,196 --> 00:05:44,362 Put it in your kick. 116 00:05:44,364 --> 00:05:45,763 No, no, thanks. 117 00:05:45,765 --> 00:05:48,366 It was a pleasure, Mr. Loscudo, really. 118 00:05:48,368 --> 00:05:49,767 Bullshit. Take it. 119 00:05:49,769 --> 00:05:53,437 And from now on, you don't call me "Mr. Loscudo." 120 00:05:53,439 --> 00:05:54,705 You hear me? 121 00:05:54,707 --> 00:05:57,543 - I'm your pal, Gio. - (CHUCKLES) 122 00:06:02,215 --> 00:06:04,715 ("ONE MINT JULEP" BY THE CLOVERS PLAYING) 123 00:06:04,717 --> 00:06:07,418 ♪ One early morning 124 00:06:07,420 --> 00:06:09,420 ♪ As I was walking 125 00:06:09,422 --> 00:06:11,689 ♪ I met a woman 126 00:06:11,691 --> 00:06:14,392 ♪ We started talking 127 00:06:14,394 --> 00:06:18,496 ♪ I took her home to get a few nips ♪ 128 00:06:18,498 --> 00:06:22,566 ♪ But all I had was a mint julep ♪ 129 00:06:22,568 --> 00:06:25,302 ♪ One mint julep 130 00:06:25,304 --> 00:06:29,475 ♪ Was the cause of it all 131 00:06:31,244 --> 00:06:32,410 ♪ Ooh 132 00:06:32,412 --> 00:06:34,245 ♪ I don't remember 133 00:06:34,247 --> 00:06:36,580 - ♪ Just how it started - (SIGHS) 134 00:06:36,582 --> 00:06:38,516 - ♪ But all I know is - (SNIFFS) 135 00:06:38,518 --> 00:06:41,352 - ♪ We should have parted - (SIGHS) 136 00:06:41,354 --> 00:06:45,623 ♪ I stole a kiss and then another ♪ 137 00:06:45,625 --> 00:06:47,825 ♪ I didn't mean to 138 00:06:47,827 --> 00:06:50,327 - ♪ Take it further - (SIGHS) 139 00:06:50,329 --> 00:06:51,862 ♪ One mint julep 140 00:06:51,864 --> 00:06:57,735 ♪ Was the cause of it all 141 00:06:57,737 --> 00:07:01,372 ♪ The lights were burning low 142 00:07:01,374 --> 00:07:02,807 ♪ There in the parlor 143 00:07:02,809 --> 00:07:05,843 ♪ When through the kitchen door ♪ 144 00:07:05,845 --> 00:07:07,511 ♪ Up popped her father 145 00:07:07,513 --> 00:07:10,481 ♪ He said, "I saw you when 146 00:07:10,483 --> 00:07:11,849 ♪ "You kissed my daughter 147 00:07:11,851 --> 00:07:14,618 ♪ "Gotta wed her right now 148 00:07:14,620 --> 00:07:16,654 ♪ Or face a slaughter" 149 00:07:16,656 --> 00:07:19,056 - ♪ One mint julep - (GRUNTS) 150 00:07:19,058 --> 00:07:20,891 ♪ Was the cause of it all. 151 00:07:20,893 --> 00:07:22,727 Morning. 152 00:07:22,729 --> 00:07:25,629 Good night. (SIGHS) 153 00:07:25,631 --> 00:07:27,465 SPORTSCASTER: One down, and the batter will be Roger Maris. 154 00:07:27,467 --> 00:07:28,766 MAN: We need to get back in this. 155 00:07:28,768 --> 00:07:29,800 SPORTSCASTER: The pitch to Maris, curveball... 156 00:07:29,802 --> 00:07:32,636 MAN: Come on, Roger. Come on. 157 00:07:32,638 --> 00:07:34,338 Come on, Roger, hit one out! 158 00:07:34,340 --> 00:07:35,773 - Let's do it! - Johnny, quiet. 159 00:07:35,775 --> 00:07:37,441 - You're gonna jinx it. - Come on, Roger. 160 00:07:37,443 --> 00:07:38,609 - Come on. - TONY: Hey, Johnny. 161 00:07:38,611 --> 00:07:39,777 Think you could yell a little louder? 162 00:07:39,779 --> 00:07:43,314 - Maris is up. - Yeah, so am I now. 163 00:07:43,316 --> 00:07:45,316 What the hell all you guys doing here? 164 00:07:45,318 --> 00:07:46,484 All right. 165 00:07:46,486 --> 00:07:47,885 We came over to keep Dolores company. 166 00:07:47,887 --> 00:07:49,453 SPORTSCASTER: We're in the fifth inning... 167 00:07:49,455 --> 00:07:50,888 (SPORTSCAST CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 168 00:07:50,890 --> 00:07:52,759 - Come on. - Tony! 169 00:08:06,873 --> 00:08:08,506 Thank you, ma'am. 170 00:08:08,508 --> 00:08:09,807 SPORTSCASTER: Here's the pitch. 171 00:08:09,809 --> 00:08:11,542 Fouls it back to the crowd. 172 00:08:11,544 --> 00:08:13,477 One ball, one strike. 173 00:08:13,479 --> 00:08:15,515 - Come on, Roger, please. - Let's do it, baby. 174 00:08:16,582 --> 00:08:18,682 - I'll walk you out. - Sure. 175 00:08:18,684 --> 00:08:21,418 - We need to get back in this ball game. - (CLAPPING) 176 00:08:21,420 --> 00:08:22,686 - Come on. - DOLORES: Thank you so much. 177 00:08:22,688 --> 00:08:24,421 No problem. Just give us a call. 178 00:08:24,423 --> 00:08:25,523 - (CLAPPING) - Come on, come on, Roger. 179 00:08:25,525 --> 00:08:26,657 - The one-two pitch. - Come on, baby. 180 00:08:26,659 --> 00:08:28,526 SPORTSCASTER: The curve is hit deep into right field... 181 00:08:28,528 --> 00:08:30,528 (EXCITED CHATTER) 182 00:08:30,530 --> 00:08:32,830 (ALL CHEERING) 183 00:08:32,832 --> 00:08:36,667 We did it! We got it! 184 00:08:36,669 --> 00:08:37,735 - Yeah! - There it is! 185 00:08:37,737 --> 00:08:39,370 (WHOOPING) 186 00:08:39,372 --> 00:08:40,571 - All right. - Three-one, baby. Three-one. 187 00:08:40,573 --> 00:08:43,607 - Coming back. - Roger, baby, way to go! 188 00:08:43,609 --> 00:08:45,409 - Three-one. - Way to go! 189 00:08:45,411 --> 00:08:47,945 Do it again. Let's do it again. 190 00:08:47,947 --> 00:08:49,547 Come on, baby. 191 00:08:49,549 --> 00:08:50,648 No, Tony. 192 00:08:50,650 --> 00:08:52,752 Go get dressed. We're gonna eat. 193 00:08:54,387 --> 00:08:55,586 (IN OTHER ROOM): All right. 194 00:08:55,588 --> 00:08:57,822 No game seven, no game seven. 195 00:08:57,824 --> 00:09:00,726 (SPORTSCAST CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY) 196 00:09:08,668 --> 00:09:10,968 From thy bounty, through Christ, our Lord. 197 00:09:10,970 --> 00:09:13,971 - Amen. - OTHERS: Amen. 198 00:09:13,973 --> 00:09:17,541 And if anyone hears of a job for Tony, let us know. 199 00:09:17,543 --> 00:09:19,009 - Dolor. - What? 200 00:09:19,011 --> 00:09:20,744 Please. 201 00:09:20,746 --> 00:09:22,479 What happened? You get fired? 202 00:09:22,481 --> 00:09:23,714 - No. - DOLORES: No. 203 00:09:23,716 --> 00:09:25,416 The Copa's closing for repairs, 204 00:09:25,418 --> 00:09:27,386 so he just needs something for a couple of months. 205 00:09:35,628 --> 00:09:38,729 All the people he knows, he'll find something in no time. 206 00:09:38,731 --> 00:09:41,999 Well, he had a great job at the Sanitation Department. 207 00:09:42,001 --> 00:09:43,968 You shouldn't have punched out the foreman. 208 00:09:43,970 --> 00:09:45,936 He shouldn't have woke me up. 209 00:09:45,938 --> 00:09:47,838 (LAUGHTER) 210 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:50,208 That's Tony. 211 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:51,809 - I can't believe they lost. - (INDISTINCT ARGUING) 212 00:09:51,811 --> 00:09:53,744 - Don't worry, don't worry. - Relax. 213 00:09:53,746 --> 00:09:55,815 (INDISTINCT, OVERLAPPING ARGUING) 214 00:09:57,783 --> 00:09:59,550 (IN OTHER ROOM): That never happened before. 215 00:09:59,552 --> 00:10:01,552 They're gonna win the World Series. 216 00:10:01,554 --> 00:10:04,590 - (ARGUING CONTINUES) - (SETS PLATE ON COUNTER) 217 00:10:09,695 --> 00:10:11,028 I'm telling you, this is gonna be 218 00:10:11,030 --> 00:10:12,997 the easiest 50 bucks you're ever gonna make. 219 00:10:12,999 --> 00:10:14,232 Yeah, we'll see. 220 00:10:14,234 --> 00:10:16,767 Hey, there they are. 221 00:10:16,769 --> 00:10:18,469 Hi, Johnny. 222 00:10:18,471 --> 00:10:19,637 - Tony, how are you? - Hey, Paulie. 223 00:10:19,639 --> 00:10:21,705 - How you doing? - I'm good, I'm good. 224 00:10:21,707 --> 00:10:23,540 So, uh, Johnny here tells me you ate 225 00:10:23,542 --> 00:10:25,709 48 White Castle burgers all in one sitting. 226 00:10:25,711 --> 00:10:27,544 Cheeseburgers. 227 00:10:27,546 --> 00:10:28,946 You tell him, Frankie. 228 00:10:28,948 --> 00:10:30,081 I don't believe it. 229 00:10:30,083 --> 00:10:32,549 What do we care if you believe it? 230 00:10:32,551 --> 00:10:33,784 Hey, Gorman. 231 00:10:33,786 --> 00:10:35,819 What's the record here for hot dogs? 232 00:10:35,821 --> 00:10:38,522 18, Fat Paulie. 233 00:10:38,524 --> 00:10:39,823 Why wasn't Lip in on that contest? 234 00:10:39,825 --> 00:10:40,858 PAULIE: What contest? 235 00:10:40,860 --> 00:10:42,559 I was hungry. 236 00:10:42,561 --> 00:10:44,595 - (CHUCKLING) -GORMAN: Well, the bet's simple. 237 00:10:44,597 --> 00:10:46,964 Half a C-note. Most hot dogs in an hour wins. 238 00:10:46,966 --> 00:10:48,601 With toppings. 239 00:10:50,103 --> 00:10:52,670 - What the hell you weigh? - 260. 240 00:10:52,672 --> 00:10:54,705 Hey, two... Your left ass weighs 260. 241 00:10:54,707 --> 00:10:57,275 May my mother-in-law drop dead on the spot if I'm lying. 242 00:10:57,277 --> 00:10:59,445 (LAUGHING) 243 00:11:00,546 --> 00:11:02,546 - All right. You're on. - Good. 244 00:11:02,548 --> 00:11:04,782 (CLAMORING) 245 00:11:04,784 --> 00:11:06,117 Pick it up, Lip! 246 00:11:06,119 --> 00:11:08,886 The baby elephant just hit 19! 247 00:11:08,888 --> 00:11:10,754 Let's go, Lip! Let's go! 248 00:11:10,756 --> 00:11:12,990 Come on, let's go, Lip! Let's get this going! 249 00:11:12,992 --> 00:11:14,858 You're embarrassing! 250 00:11:14,860 --> 00:11:17,095 You're embarrassing your son! 251 00:11:17,097 --> 00:11:19,565 He is killing you! 252 00:11:22,601 --> 00:11:24,603 (TONY GROANS) 253 00:11:26,839 --> 00:11:28,639 Hey, Nicky, you doing your homework? 254 00:11:28,641 --> 00:11:30,308 - Yep. - Good. 255 00:11:30,310 --> 00:11:31,742 (TONY GROANS) 256 00:11:31,744 --> 00:11:33,111 Where you been? 257 00:11:33,113 --> 00:11:34,945 Gorman's. 258 00:11:34,947 --> 00:11:37,014 I'm making dinner. 259 00:11:37,016 --> 00:11:38,916 (SIGHS) 260 00:11:38,918 --> 00:11:40,784 Fat Paulie bet me 50 bucks 261 00:11:40,786 --> 00:11:42,619 he could eat more hot dogs than me. 262 00:11:42,621 --> 00:11:44,054 He knocked off 24. 263 00:11:44,056 --> 00:11:45,789 Guy's an animal. 264 00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:47,057 Are you crazy? 265 00:11:47,059 --> 00:11:48,792 You lost $50? 266 00:11:48,794 --> 00:11:51,098 Dolores, please. 267 00:11:52,732 --> 00:11:54,033 I ate 26. 268 00:11:58,838 --> 00:12:01,572 You are so lucky. 269 00:12:01,574 --> 00:12:02,940 - You know that? - (TONY CHUCKLES) 270 00:12:02,942 --> 00:12:04,708 Rent is due on Monday. 271 00:12:04,710 --> 00:12:05,776 (CHUCKLES) 272 00:12:05,778 --> 00:12:08,781 (PHONE RINGING) 273 00:12:09,815 --> 00:12:11,050 You gonna get that? 274 00:12:12,152 --> 00:12:13,717 (SIGHS) 275 00:12:13,719 --> 00:12:15,819 - Yeah? - JULES: Hey, Lip. 276 00:12:15,821 --> 00:12:17,855 Some guy called over here. A doctor. 277 00:12:17,857 --> 00:12:19,690 He's looking for a driver. 278 00:12:19,692 --> 00:12:21,625 - You interested? - Yeah. 279 00:12:21,627 --> 00:12:24,195 They're interviewing guys tomorrow afternoon. 280 00:12:24,197 --> 00:12:29,200 The address is, uh, 881 7th Avenue. 281 00:12:29,202 --> 00:12:31,102 2:15. 282 00:12:31,104 --> 00:12:33,106 ♪ 283 00:12:46,186 --> 00:12:48,554 ♪ 284 00:12:50,856 --> 00:12:52,823 Hey. Excuse me. 285 00:12:52,825 --> 00:12:54,625 We're not open right now, but you're welcome 286 00:12:54,627 --> 00:12:56,660 to purchase tickets to tonight's performance. 287 00:12:56,662 --> 00:12:57,828 Nah, that's all right. 288 00:12:57,830 --> 00:13:00,131 I, uh... I think I got the wrong address, 289 00:13:00,133 --> 00:13:02,900 but, uh, is there a doctor's office in here? 290 00:13:02,902 --> 00:13:04,235 A doctor's office? 291 00:13:04,237 --> 00:13:05,969 Dr. Shirley? 292 00:13:05,971 --> 00:13:07,704 You have the correct address. 293 00:13:07,706 --> 00:13:09,909 Dr. Shirley lives upstairs, above the Hall. 294 00:13:13,712 --> 00:13:15,679 (SIGHS) 295 00:13:15,681 --> 00:13:17,150 How you doing? 296 00:13:27,059 --> 00:13:28,193 (CLEARS THROAT) 297 00:13:28,195 --> 00:13:29,929 I'm here for the driver job. 298 00:13:30,963 --> 00:13:32,731 Tony Lip. 299 00:13:33,799 --> 00:13:36,167 No Tony Lip. 300 00:13:36,169 --> 00:13:38,669 No, I should be on there. 301 00:13:38,671 --> 00:13:40,838 Uh... 302 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:44,875 no, um, I have a Tony Val... Valle-la-la... 303 00:13:44,877 --> 00:13:46,743 Vallelonga. Yeah. 304 00:13:46,745 --> 00:13:49,080 That's me. 305 00:13:49,082 --> 00:13:50,747 Fill it out while you wait. 306 00:13:50,749 --> 00:13:51,949 What? 307 00:13:51,951 --> 00:13:54,017 Fill it out while you wait. 308 00:13:54,019 --> 00:13:55,955 - Oh. Yeah. - (SNAPS FINGERS) 309 00:14:02,828 --> 00:14:04,630 (TONY GRUNTS) 310 00:14:18,111 --> 00:14:19,778 Have a seat. 311 00:14:32,492 --> 00:14:35,661 (BELLS CHIMING IN DISTANCE) 312 00:14:38,331 --> 00:14:41,499 (DISTANT DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES) 313 00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:44,670 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 314 00:14:47,940 --> 00:14:50,874 Mr. Vallelonga. Sorry to keep you waiting. 315 00:14:50,876 --> 00:14:52,243 Oh. 316 00:14:52,245 --> 00:14:53,810 (TONY GRUNTS) 317 00:14:53,812 --> 00:14:55,346 I'm Dr. Donald Shirley. 318 00:14:55,348 --> 00:14:57,081 Tony. 319 00:14:57,083 --> 00:14:59,885 Yes. Please sit down. 320 00:15:02,522 --> 00:15:05,290 Some place you got here. (CHUCKLES) 321 00:15:05,292 --> 00:15:07,325 Are them horns real? 322 00:15:07,327 --> 00:15:09,929 Elephant tusks, yes. 323 00:15:10,996 --> 00:15:12,297 What about that? 324 00:15:12,299 --> 00:15:13,933 Is that a molar? 325 00:15:15,268 --> 00:15:16,767 A what? 326 00:15:16,769 --> 00:15:19,069 A molar, a-a shark tooth. 327 00:15:19,071 --> 00:15:21,539 Or a tiger's, maybe. 328 00:15:21,541 --> 00:15:24,108 It was a gift. 329 00:15:24,110 --> 00:15:27,078 I thought, uh... I thought I was going to an office. 330 00:15:27,080 --> 00:15:29,980 They said a doctor needed a driver. 331 00:15:29,982 --> 00:15:31,316 That's all they told you? 332 00:15:31,318 --> 00:15:33,050 - Yeah. - (CHUCKLES) 333 00:15:33,052 --> 00:15:36,987 Actually, it's a bit more complicated than that. 334 00:15:36,989 --> 00:15:39,192 Have you ever driven professionally before? 335 00:15:40,227 --> 00:15:42,025 Yeah. Sanitation. 336 00:15:42,027 --> 00:15:43,794 Garbage trucks. 337 00:15:43,796 --> 00:15:46,364 Plus, I drive my boss home at night. 338 00:15:46,366 --> 00:15:48,199 But I can drive anything. 339 00:15:48,201 --> 00:15:50,268 Limos. Tow trucks. 340 00:15:50,270 --> 00:15:51,969 Snowplows. Whatever. 341 00:15:51,971 --> 00:15:53,137 I see. 342 00:15:53,139 --> 00:15:55,072 What other experience do you have? 343 00:15:55,074 --> 00:15:56,807 I worked a lot of joints. 344 00:15:56,809 --> 00:15:59,077 Wagon Wheel, Peppermint Lounge, Copa. 345 00:15:59,079 --> 00:16:00,877 In what capacity? 346 00:16:00,879 --> 00:16:02,080 What do you mean? 347 00:16:02,082 --> 00:16:04,014 What did you do there? 348 00:16:04,016 --> 00:16:05,751 Uh... 349 00:16:06,852 --> 00:16:08,419 Public relations. 350 00:16:08,421 --> 00:16:12,190 Well, first of all, Tony, I'm not a medical doctor. 351 00:16:12,192 --> 00:16:13,391 I'm a musician. 352 00:16:13,393 --> 00:16:15,826 You mean, like, songs? 353 00:16:15,828 --> 00:16:17,060 Yes. 354 00:16:17,062 --> 00:16:19,029 And I'm about to embark on a concert tour, 355 00:16:19,031 --> 00:16:20,964 the majority of which will be down south. 356 00:16:20,966 --> 00:16:22,200 Atlantic City. 357 00:16:22,202 --> 00:16:23,368 No. 358 00:16:23,370 --> 00:16:25,035 The Deep South. 359 00:16:25,037 --> 00:16:26,970 First, we're starting in the Midwest, 360 00:16:26,972 --> 00:16:28,373 and then we're taking a hard left. 361 00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:30,375 Kentucky, North Carolina, Tennessee, 362 00:16:30,377 --> 00:16:32,343 and on down through the Delta. 363 00:16:32,345 --> 00:16:35,413 Do you foresee any issues in working for a black man? 364 00:16:35,415 --> 00:16:37,615 No. 365 00:16:37,617 --> 00:16:39,183 No, no, no. 366 00:16:39,185 --> 00:16:41,252 It was just the other day, me and the wife 367 00:16:41,254 --> 00:16:43,290 had a couple of colored guys over at the house. 368 00:16:45,225 --> 00:16:47,325 For-for drinks. 369 00:16:47,327 --> 00:16:48,892 Hmm. I see. 370 00:16:48,894 --> 00:16:50,060 You're married. 371 00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:52,365 Yeah. Two kids. 372 00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,967 I'm not sure this is the proper job for a married man. 373 00:16:56,969 --> 00:16:58,969 Why? Are we bringing broads? 374 00:16:58,971 --> 00:17:02,440 My point is we'll be gone for eight straight weeks. 375 00:17:02,442 --> 00:17:05,109 No breaks, right up until Christmas. 376 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:07,445 You're quite sure you can leave your family for that long? 377 00:17:07,447 --> 00:17:09,314 Depends what you're paying. 378 00:17:09,316 --> 00:17:11,349 A hundred dollars a week, plus room and board. 379 00:17:11,351 --> 00:17:12,450 TONY: Hmm. 380 00:17:12,452 --> 00:17:14,985 But let me be crystal clear. 381 00:17:14,987 --> 00:17:16,953 I'm not just hiring a chauffeur. 382 00:17:16,955 --> 00:17:20,091 I need someone who can handle my itinerary. 383 00:17:20,093 --> 00:17:22,926 Be a personal assistant. I need a valet. 384 00:17:22,928 --> 00:17:26,399 I need someone who can launder my clothes and shine my shoes. 385 00:17:28,468 --> 00:17:30,337 Good luck, Doc. 386 00:17:33,038 --> 00:17:34,341 Tony. 387 00:17:39,279 --> 00:17:41,245 I had my record label ask around town 388 00:17:41,247 --> 00:17:43,181 to find me the right man. 389 00:17:43,183 --> 00:17:45,851 Your name came up more than once. 390 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,121 You've impressed several people with your... 391 00:17:50,123 --> 00:17:52,192 innate ability to handle trouble. 392 00:17:53,393 --> 00:17:55,326 And that is why I called and inquired 393 00:17:55,328 --> 00:17:57,297 about your availability. 394 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:01,965 Okay, here's the deal. 395 00:18:01,967 --> 00:18:04,000 I got no problem being on the road with you. 396 00:18:04,002 --> 00:18:05,136 But I ain't no butler. 397 00:18:05,138 --> 00:18:07,037 I ain't ironing no shirts, 398 00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:08,406 and I'm not polishing nobody's shoes. 399 00:18:08,408 --> 00:18:10,708 You need somebody to get you from point A to point B? 400 00:18:10,710 --> 00:18:12,110 You need someone to make sure 401 00:18:12,112 --> 00:18:13,277 there's no problems along the way? 402 00:18:13,279 --> 00:18:15,279 And believe me, you and the Deep South, 403 00:18:15,281 --> 00:18:17,115 there's gonna be problems. 404 00:18:17,117 --> 00:18:18,383 So, if you want me, 405 00:18:18,385 --> 00:18:20,418 it's a buck and a quarter a week. 406 00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:23,019 Or go hire that little Chink just pranced out of here. 407 00:18:23,021 --> 00:18:25,057 See how far you get. 408 00:18:26,493 --> 00:18:30,026 Well, Mr. Vallelonga, 409 00:18:30,028 --> 00:18:32,363 thank you for stopping by. 410 00:18:32,365 --> 00:18:34,367 ♪ 411 00:18:37,035 --> 00:18:39,938 (QUIET CHATTER) 412 00:18:44,544 --> 00:18:46,544 Hey, Bobby. 413 00:18:46,546 --> 00:18:48,446 Give me a Rheingold. 414 00:18:48,448 --> 00:18:50,316 Ice cold. 415 00:18:59,292 --> 00:19:00,326 Mr. Tony. 416 00:19:02,027 --> 00:19:03,994 Augie asking about you. 417 00:19:03,996 --> 00:19:05,430 (BANGING ON BAR) 418 00:19:05,432 --> 00:19:07,165 Come on! I'm dying of thirst over here. 419 00:19:07,167 --> 00:19:08,199 Shut up! 420 00:19:08,201 --> 00:19:10,035 I'm talking. 421 00:19:12,772 --> 00:19:14,138 When? 422 00:19:14,140 --> 00:19:16,342 Now. He in his box. 423 00:19:37,363 --> 00:19:39,265 (KNOCKS) 424 00:19:42,469 --> 00:19:43,969 Tony Lip. 425 00:19:45,605 --> 00:19:47,505 What the hell happened at the Copa? 426 00:19:47,507 --> 00:19:49,442 I hear you almost split a guy's face open. 427 00:19:50,610 --> 00:19:53,344 That guy you hit, Mikey Cerrone, 428 00:19:53,346 --> 00:19:55,348 part of Charlie the Hand's crew. 429 00:19:56,516 --> 00:19:58,518 Guess he should have known better. 430 00:20:00,587 --> 00:20:02,820 (AUGIE SIGHS) 431 00:20:02,822 --> 00:20:05,122 Hand asked me to look into it. 432 00:20:05,124 --> 00:20:07,124 I spoke to Podell. 433 00:20:07,126 --> 00:20:10,330 Whole thing was, uh, over a piece of ass, right? 434 00:20:11,464 --> 00:20:13,297 Yeah. 435 00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:17,067 Beef like that should never happen inside the club. 436 00:20:17,069 --> 00:20:19,270 They were out of line. 437 00:20:19,272 --> 00:20:21,274 So we squashed it. 438 00:20:23,276 --> 00:20:26,244 You, uh, looking to earn a little extra scharole? 439 00:20:26,246 --> 00:20:29,146 I can keep you busy while the Copa is down. 440 00:20:29,148 --> 00:20:30,450 What do I gotta do? 441 00:20:32,418 --> 00:20:34,454 Things. 442 00:20:37,123 --> 00:20:38,689 Appreciate it, but, uh, 443 00:20:38,691 --> 00:20:41,192 I want to spend some time with the family. 444 00:20:41,194 --> 00:20:43,094 AUGIE: Don't be stupid. 445 00:20:43,096 --> 00:20:46,197 You make yourself a few extra bucks, you buy something nice 446 00:20:46,199 --> 00:20:48,466 for that pretty little wife of yours. 447 00:20:48,468 --> 00:20:50,436 Hmm. 448 00:20:52,539 --> 00:20:54,472 Nah, I'm good. 449 00:20:54,474 --> 00:20:56,442 I'm flush right now. 450 00:20:57,510 --> 00:21:02,280 ♪ So long, Lover's Island 451 00:21:02,282 --> 00:21:04,549 - ♪ Dee - ♪ Dee-ooh 452 00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:07,151 ♪ Ee, ah, ooh, ay... 453 00:21:07,153 --> 00:21:09,620 (SONG CONTINUES QUIETLY) 454 00:21:09,622 --> 00:21:11,455 Here's 50. 455 00:21:11,457 --> 00:21:14,427 Here. Pay me 60 by New Year's, you get it back. 456 00:21:17,397 --> 00:21:19,630 Hey, Lip. 457 00:21:19,632 --> 00:21:21,599 Everything okay? 458 00:21:21,601 --> 00:21:24,337 What, you got beak trouble, Charlie? 459 00:21:25,471 --> 00:21:28,172 Mind your business. 460 00:21:28,174 --> 00:21:29,473 ♪ Lover's Island... 461 00:21:29,475 --> 00:21:30,908 (DOOR OPENS) 462 00:21:30,910 --> 00:21:32,610 So, come on. I'm dying to hear. 463 00:21:32,612 --> 00:21:34,345 What happened with the doctor interview? 464 00:21:34,347 --> 00:21:36,347 He ain't a real doctor. 465 00:21:36,349 --> 00:21:37,748 He's a piano player. 466 00:21:37,750 --> 00:21:39,617 Well, I don't understand. 467 00:21:39,619 --> 00:21:41,485 Why did they say that he was a doctor? 468 00:21:41,487 --> 00:21:43,621 I don't know. I think he's, like, 469 00:21:43,623 --> 00:21:46,157 a doctor of, uh, piano playing or something. 470 00:21:46,159 --> 00:21:47,491 You can be that? 471 00:21:47,493 --> 00:21:49,160 I guess. 472 00:21:49,162 --> 00:21:51,429 He lives on top of Carnegie Hall. 473 00:21:51,431 --> 00:21:53,297 You should've seen this place, Dee. 474 00:21:53,299 --> 00:21:55,700 It was filled with statues and all kinds of fancy crap. 475 00:21:55,702 --> 00:21:58,235 And he was sitting on top of a friggin' throne 476 00:21:58,237 --> 00:22:00,671 all dressed up like, uh, like the king of the jungle bunnies. 477 00:22:00,673 --> 00:22:03,543 He's colored? 478 00:22:04,644 --> 00:22:06,344 (SCOFFS SOFTLY) 479 00:22:06,346 --> 00:22:08,379 Well, you wouldn't last a week with him. 480 00:22:08,381 --> 00:22:10,948 For the right money, I would. 481 00:22:10,950 --> 00:22:12,249 (TONY SNORING) 482 00:22:12,251 --> 00:22:14,253 (PHONE RINGING) 483 00:22:17,657 --> 00:22:19,190 (GROANS) 484 00:22:19,192 --> 00:22:20,524 (SIGHS) 485 00:22:20,526 --> 00:22:22,960 Yeah. 486 00:22:22,962 --> 00:22:24,562 Oh. 487 00:22:24,564 --> 00:22:27,365 Look... (CLEARS THROAT) 488 00:22:27,367 --> 00:22:29,233 Really? 489 00:22:29,235 --> 00:22:30,434 - Uh, okay. - You okay? 490 00:22:30,436 --> 00:22:31,736 Okay, hang on a sec. 491 00:22:31,738 --> 00:22:35,973 It's, uh, Dr. Shirley, the piano guy. 492 00:22:35,975 --> 00:22:37,775 He wants to talk to you. 493 00:22:37,777 --> 00:22:39,443 - Me? - Yeah. 494 00:22:39,445 --> 00:22:41,245 What? No. 495 00:22:41,247 --> 00:22:42,546 Come on. 496 00:22:42,548 --> 00:22:43,781 - Take it. - No. Tony... 497 00:22:43,783 --> 00:22:45,418 Just... just talk. 498 00:22:48,554 --> 00:22:50,289 Hello? 499 00:22:51,557 --> 00:22:53,658 (CHUCKLES): Uh, good morning, Doctor. 500 00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:55,695 It's nice to talk to you. 501 00:23:00,566 --> 00:23:03,403 Well, uh, yes, that is a long time. 502 00:23:06,339 --> 00:23:07,640 It is. 503 00:23:09,442 --> 00:23:11,542 Yes. I'm sure. 504 00:23:11,544 --> 00:23:13,477 (FAINTLY OVER PHONE): Thank you. 505 00:23:13,479 --> 00:23:15,680 Thank you for calling. 506 00:23:15,682 --> 00:23:17,316 Bye, now. 507 00:23:19,585 --> 00:23:21,554 What'd he say? 508 00:23:22,789 --> 00:23:24,822 He wanted to know if I'd be okay 509 00:23:24,824 --> 00:23:29,694 with him taking my husband away from his family for two months. 510 00:23:29,696 --> 00:23:33,199 He said he'd pay you what you asked for. 511 00:23:35,568 --> 00:23:37,236 (TONY GRUNTS) 512 00:23:38,271 --> 00:23:39,806 - Hey. - Hmm? 513 00:23:41,607 --> 00:23:43,641 It's good money. 514 00:23:43,643 --> 00:23:45,511 We need it. 515 00:23:47,647 --> 00:23:51,517 Can't be eating 26 hot dogs every day. 516 00:23:53,352 --> 00:23:55,853 I know. (SNIFFLES) 517 00:23:55,855 --> 00:23:59,193 I told him it was okay for you to go. 518 00:24:01,394 --> 00:24:03,694 All right, hey, look, so here's the first half of your pay. 519 00:24:03,696 --> 00:24:05,629 You're gonna get the rest when the tour's over. 520 00:24:05,631 --> 00:24:07,364 No, I gotta get paid every week. 521 00:24:07,366 --> 00:24:09,366 Sorry. That's not how the record company does it. 522 00:24:09,368 --> 00:24:11,535 We got to have some guarantee you're gonna finish the job. 523 00:24:11,537 --> 00:24:14,438 Why wouldn't I finish the job? I took it, didn't I? 524 00:24:14,440 --> 00:24:17,775 Well, then we got nothing to worry about. 525 00:24:17,777 --> 00:24:20,444 Here's the deal, Mr. Vallelonga. 526 00:24:20,446 --> 00:24:22,813 Okay, it's your job to get Don to all his tour dates on time. 527 00:24:22,815 --> 00:24:24,348 Now, if he misses any shows, 528 00:24:24,350 --> 00:24:25,549 you're not getting your back end. 529 00:24:25,551 --> 00:24:27,752 - He's not gonna miss any show. - Good. 530 00:24:27,754 --> 00:24:30,521 Oh, you're gonna need this. 531 00:24:30,523 --> 00:24:32,590 Now, this is the book I was telling you about. 532 00:24:32,592 --> 00:24:34,658 Now, sometimes you guys are staying in the same hotel, 533 00:24:34,660 --> 00:24:36,794 sometimes you're not. 534 00:24:36,796 --> 00:24:39,396 - TONY: Oh, yeah, the... - Yeah, yeah. 535 00:24:39,398 --> 00:24:42,566 All right, don't let me down. Let's go. 536 00:24:42,568 --> 00:24:44,570 ♪ 537 00:24:49,375 --> 00:24:51,575 Madonne, is this the new one? 538 00:24:51,577 --> 00:24:53,577 Yeah, the record company rented it. 539 00:24:53,579 --> 00:24:55,346 - It's nice, huh? - Beautiful. 540 00:24:55,348 --> 00:24:56,947 So, what'd my sister have to say 541 00:24:56,949 --> 00:24:58,949 about you being gone for three weeks? 542 00:24:58,951 --> 00:25:01,352 - Eight weeks. - (SCOFFS) 543 00:25:01,354 --> 00:25:03,121 Ten to one, you slap this moolie out, 544 00:25:03,123 --> 00:25:06,423 - you come home in under a month. - (SPEAKS ITALIAN) 545 00:25:06,425 --> 00:25:08,126 - Come here. - All right, boys, huddle up. 546 00:25:08,128 --> 00:25:10,427 - Say good-bye to your father. - Frankie, Nicky. Come here. 547 00:25:10,429 --> 00:25:11,562 All right. 548 00:25:11,564 --> 00:25:13,430 - You gonna be good boys? - Uh-huh. 549 00:25:13,432 --> 00:25:14,865 - You'll listen to your mother? - Mm-hmm. 550 00:25:14,867 --> 00:25:16,734 Yeah? All right, give me a kiss. 551 00:25:16,736 --> 00:25:19,670 I'm counting on youse. 552 00:25:19,672 --> 00:25:22,308 - Don't go too far. - We won't. 553 00:25:24,710 --> 00:25:27,778 - Did you go to the AAA for the maps? - Yes. 554 00:25:27,780 --> 00:25:30,447 No. I mean, the record companies gave me the maps 555 00:25:30,449 --> 00:25:32,451 and the itinerary, and this thing. 556 00:25:33,719 --> 00:25:35,820 The Negro Motorist's Green Book. 557 00:25:35,822 --> 00:25:38,823 Yeah, it lists all the places coloreds can stay down south. 558 00:25:38,825 --> 00:25:41,725 Like a... you know, traveling while black. 559 00:25:41,727 --> 00:25:44,595 - "Traveling while black"? - Yeah, if you're black 560 00:25:44,597 --> 00:25:46,463 and you gotta travel, for some reason. 561 00:25:46,465 --> 00:25:49,466 - Got a special book for that? - I guess. 562 00:25:49,468 --> 00:25:51,669 - Did you pack the iron? - I ain't lugging no iron, Dee. 563 00:25:51,671 --> 00:25:53,804 - Come on. - How are you gonna press your pants, Tony? 564 00:25:53,806 --> 00:25:56,473 I'll put 'em under the mattress. 565 00:25:56,475 --> 00:25:58,542 I want you to write me a letter. 566 00:25:58,544 --> 00:26:00,611 - Every chance you get. - I can't write letters. 567 00:26:00,613 --> 00:26:02,180 Yes, you can. 568 00:26:02,182 --> 00:26:03,747 - I can't write. - Take you five minutes. 569 00:26:03,749 --> 00:26:04,882 - Promise me. - It's embarrassing. 570 00:26:04,884 --> 00:26:06,684 It ain't gonna be no good. 571 00:26:06,686 --> 00:26:09,453 It's a lot cheaper than calling long-distance, Tony. 572 00:26:09,455 --> 00:26:11,455 Promise me you're gonna write. 573 00:26:11,457 --> 00:26:13,327 I promise. 574 00:26:15,027 --> 00:26:17,027 Dee, put this in a bank today. 575 00:26:17,029 --> 00:26:18,963 It's half my pay. 576 00:26:18,965 --> 00:26:20,998 Oh. Here. There's a couple of sandwiches 577 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,900 for you and Dr. Shirley. 578 00:26:22,902 --> 00:26:23,968 Thanks. 579 00:26:23,970 --> 00:26:25,502 Be careful. 580 00:26:25,504 --> 00:26:27,905 - I will. - I love you. 581 00:26:27,907 --> 00:26:29,573 I love you, too, baby. 582 00:26:29,575 --> 00:26:32,445 ("A LETTER FROM MY BABY" BY TIMMY SHAW PLAYING) 583 00:26:33,813 --> 00:26:35,813 You better be home for Christmas, 584 00:26:35,815 --> 00:26:37,717 or don't come home at all. 585 00:26:42,521 --> 00:26:44,755 I got it, Pop. I got it. 586 00:26:44,757 --> 00:26:47,925 ♪ I got a letter from my baby 587 00:26:47,927 --> 00:26:50,429 ♪ Mailman brought it today 588 00:26:51,631 --> 00:26:54,999 ♪ She said she's so sorry 589 00:26:55,001 --> 00:26:57,403 ♪ Uh, that she went away 590 00:26:58,671 --> 00:27:01,705 ♪ She said, "Daddy, don't worry ♪ 591 00:27:01,707 --> 00:27:04,909 ♪ "Because it won't be long 592 00:27:04,911 --> 00:27:07,780 ♪ Hey, before I'll be back home" ♪ 593 00:27:08,881 --> 00:27:10,814 (FADING): ♪ Oh, yeah... 594 00:27:10,816 --> 00:27:11,916 Hey. 595 00:27:11,918 --> 00:27:13,584 I'm Tony. 596 00:27:13,586 --> 00:27:15,486 His driver. 597 00:27:15,488 --> 00:27:17,023 Bum a smoke? 598 00:27:21,827 --> 00:27:23,562 Thanks. 599 00:27:31,971 --> 00:27:33,973 So, you're the band? 600 00:27:35,975 --> 00:27:38,109 Oleg. Cello. 601 00:27:38,111 --> 00:27:39,777 George. Bass. 602 00:27:39,779 --> 00:27:42,579 And we're not a band. We're a trio. 603 00:27:42,581 --> 00:27:45,616 Oh. Trio. Right. 604 00:27:45,618 --> 00:27:47,618 SHIRLEY: Good morning. Excuse me. 605 00:27:47,620 --> 00:27:48,754 Morning. 606 00:28:03,536 --> 00:28:04,937 (GROANS) 607 00:28:13,012 --> 00:28:15,047 SHIRLEY: Thank you, Amit. 608 00:28:16,083 --> 00:28:17,850 Have a wonderful trip, sir. 609 00:28:23,889 --> 00:28:25,691 ♪ 610 00:28:44,944 --> 00:28:46,946 ♪ 611 00:28:52,085 --> 00:28:54,920 ("GOODBYE, MY LOVER, GOODBYE" BY ROBERT MOSELY PLAYING) 612 00:29:01,694 --> 00:29:04,695 ♪ Good-bye, ie, ie 613 00:29:04,697 --> 00:29:06,830 ♪ Ie, ie, ie, ie, ie 614 00:29:06,832 --> 00:29:09,666 ♪ Ie, ie, ie 615 00:29:09,668 --> 00:29:11,070 ♪ My love 616 00:29:12,071 --> 00:29:13,171 ♪ Good-bye 617 00:29:13,173 --> 00:29:15,606 ♪ Ie, ie, ie, ie, ie 618 00:29:15,608 --> 00:29:17,674 ♪ Ie, ie, ie 619 00:29:17,676 --> 00:29:19,210 ♪ Good-bye 620 00:29:19,212 --> 00:29:21,580 ♪ My lover 621 00:29:23,883 --> 00:29:25,816 ♪ Though I love you truly... 622 00:29:25,818 --> 00:29:27,218 SHIRLEY: Tony, the first thing 623 00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:29,787 I'd like you to do when we arrive in the city... 624 00:29:29,789 --> 00:29:31,222 - Hmm? - ...is check the piano where I'm playing. 625 00:29:31,224 --> 00:29:34,092 Make sure it's a Steinway as per my contract. 626 00:29:34,094 --> 00:29:36,194 ♪ Good-bye, my lover... 627 00:29:36,196 --> 00:29:39,830 And can you see to it that there's a bottle of Cutty Sark 628 00:29:39,832 --> 00:29:42,167 in my room every night? 629 00:29:42,169 --> 00:29:43,767 Every night? 630 00:29:43,769 --> 00:29:45,769 (TONY CHUCKLES) 631 00:29:45,771 --> 00:29:48,173 Well, if you ever need any help with that... 632 00:29:48,175 --> 00:29:50,007 I won't. 633 00:29:50,009 --> 00:29:51,675 ♪ 634 00:29:51,677 --> 00:29:54,145 Ten and two on the wheel, please. 635 00:29:54,147 --> 00:29:56,713 ♪ My lover... 636 00:29:56,715 --> 00:29:58,782 Hey, Doc. 637 00:29:58,784 --> 00:30:00,918 I noticed on the itinerary thing, 638 00:30:00,920 --> 00:30:03,921 the last show's on the 23rd of December, right? 639 00:30:03,923 --> 00:30:06,056 Birmingham, yes. It's a Christmas show. 640 00:30:06,058 --> 00:30:09,160 So, any way we could, uh, maybe hit the road early next morning 641 00:30:09,162 --> 00:30:11,662 so we'd be home in time for Christmas Eve? 642 00:30:11,664 --> 00:30:12,930 We'll see. 643 00:30:12,932 --> 00:30:14,765 Appreciate it. 644 00:30:14,767 --> 00:30:17,801 (CLEARS THROAT) Could you put out the cigarette, please? 645 00:30:17,803 --> 00:30:19,870 Why? 646 00:30:19,872 --> 00:30:22,041 I can't breathe back here. 647 00:30:23,742 --> 00:30:25,210 What are you talking about? 648 00:30:25,212 --> 00:30:28,179 Smoke's going in my lungs; I'm doing all the work here. 649 00:30:28,181 --> 00:30:29,915 Thank you. 650 00:30:33,752 --> 00:30:35,018 (CHUCKLES) 651 00:30:35,020 --> 00:30:37,255 ♪ Can plainly see 652 00:30:37,257 --> 00:30:39,625 (HISSING EXHALE) 653 00:30:42,728 --> 00:30:44,162 ♪ And I know 654 00:30:44,164 --> 00:30:46,264 ♪ I'm the one 655 00:30:46,266 --> 00:30:50,035 ♪ You really love... 656 00:30:52,037 --> 00:30:55,973 (NEW SONG BEGINS): ♪ Your ruby lips 657 00:30:55,975 --> 00:31:00,813 ♪ Your lovely eyes 658 00:31:02,215 --> 00:31:05,048 ♪ Made my life romantic 659 00:31:05,050 --> 00:31:08,020 ♪ When you took advantage of me... ♪ 660 00:31:20,333 --> 00:31:21,999 ♪ Now I see 661 00:31:22,001 --> 00:31:23,334 What are you looking at? 662 00:31:23,336 --> 00:31:25,936 ♪ That you're the only one for me... ♪ 663 00:31:25,938 --> 00:31:27,238 You speak German, huh? 664 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,006 That was Russian. 665 00:31:29,008 --> 00:31:31,008 Yeah, I was stationed in Germany in the Army. 666 00:31:31,010 --> 00:31:33,977 I could pick up a little bit of what you were saying there. 667 00:31:33,979 --> 00:31:36,214 Watch out for them krauts. 668 00:31:36,216 --> 00:31:38,183 They're all sneaks. 669 00:31:38,185 --> 00:31:40,884 Kennedy should've bombed them when he had the chance. 670 00:31:40,886 --> 00:31:42,888 Plus, now them Cuban bastards. 671 00:31:44,357 --> 00:31:46,790 Ain't they supposed to be following us? 672 00:31:46,792 --> 00:31:48,092 They have the itinerary. 673 00:31:48,094 --> 00:31:50,794 As long as they get to the show on time, 674 00:31:50,796 --> 00:31:53,864 I'm not worried about it, and neither should you. 675 00:31:53,866 --> 00:31:56,967 I ain't worried about nothing. 676 00:31:56,969 --> 00:31:59,836 In fact, when you see me worried, you'll know. 677 00:31:59,838 --> 00:32:01,004 - Tony... - You'll know if I'm worried. 678 00:32:01,006 --> 00:32:02,340 How about some quiet time? 679 00:32:02,342 --> 00:32:04,875 - Hmm? - Sure. 680 00:32:04,877 --> 00:32:07,345 ♪ Your ruby lips... 681 00:32:07,347 --> 00:32:10,215 (CHUCKLES) It's amazing you said that. 682 00:32:10,217 --> 00:32:12,783 "How about some quiet time?" 683 00:32:12,785 --> 00:32:15,353 Dolores, my wife, used to say that all the time. 684 00:32:15,355 --> 00:32:17,188 Well, not all the time, but you know. 685 00:32:17,190 --> 00:32:19,224 She says it when... when I come home from work sometimes. 686 00:32:19,226 --> 00:32:21,125 You know, she's been with the kids all day, 687 00:32:21,127 --> 00:32:23,294 and she'll say, "Tony, how about some quiet time?" 688 00:32:23,296 --> 00:32:25,263 Exactly like how you said it. 689 00:32:25,265 --> 00:32:26,799 I mean, it's amazing. 690 00:32:33,206 --> 00:32:35,007 How is that? 691 00:32:36,809 --> 00:32:38,278 Salty. 692 00:32:40,413 --> 00:32:43,749 Have you ever considered becoming a food critic? 693 00:32:46,253 --> 00:32:48,186 No. Not really. 694 00:32:48,188 --> 00:32:50,121 Why? Is there money in that? 695 00:32:50,123 --> 00:32:53,056 I'm just saying you have a marvelous way with words 696 00:32:53,058 --> 00:32:55,159 when describing food. 697 00:32:55,161 --> 00:32:57,228 "Salty." 698 00:32:57,230 --> 00:32:59,999 So vivid, one can almost taste it. 699 00:33:01,301 --> 00:33:03,167 Hey, I'm just saying it's salty. 700 00:33:03,169 --> 00:33:04,369 And salt's cheating. 701 00:33:04,371 --> 00:33:06,870 Any cook can make things salty. 702 00:33:06,872 --> 00:33:08,306 To make it taste good without the salt, 703 00:33:08,308 --> 00:33:10,341 with just the other flavors, that's the trick. 704 00:33:10,343 --> 00:33:11,975 I mean, you take the basic ingredients... 705 00:33:11,977 --> 00:33:14,044 We should really get going soon if we expect 706 00:33:14,046 --> 00:33:16,046 to get to Pittsburgh by dinner. 707 00:33:16,048 --> 00:33:18,048 Hmm. Hey, when I was in the Army, 708 00:33:18,050 --> 00:33:20,017 I knew a guy from Pittsburgh. 709 00:33:20,019 --> 00:33:22,320 Except he called it "Titsburgh." 710 00:33:22,322 --> 00:33:25,791 'Cause he said all the women there had huge tits. 711 00:33:26,626 --> 00:33:28,293 That's absurd. 712 00:33:28,295 --> 00:33:30,461 Why would women in Pittsburgh have larger breasts 713 00:33:30,463 --> 00:33:33,197 than, say, women in New York? 714 00:33:33,199 --> 00:33:36,200 Guess we'll find out, huh? (CHUCKLES) 715 00:33:36,202 --> 00:33:38,969 Hey, you know, when you first hired me, 716 00:33:38,971 --> 00:33:41,339 my wife went out and bought one of your records. 717 00:33:41,341 --> 00:33:43,474 The one about the orphans. 718 00:33:43,476 --> 00:33:45,209 Orphans? 719 00:33:45,211 --> 00:33:47,044 Yeah. 720 00:33:47,046 --> 00:33:50,049 Cover had a bunch of kids sitting around a campfire. 721 00:33:51,084 --> 00:33:52,352 Orpheus. 722 00:33:53,386 --> 00:33:55,018 Yeah. 723 00:33:55,020 --> 00:33:56,154 Orpheus in the Underworld. 724 00:33:56,156 --> 00:33:57,655 It's based on a French opera. 725 00:33:57,657 --> 00:34:00,158 And those weren't children on the cover. 726 00:34:00,160 --> 00:34:03,026 Those were demons in the bowels of hell. 727 00:34:03,028 --> 00:34:05,129 No shit. 728 00:34:05,131 --> 00:34:07,434 Must have been naughty kids. 729 00:34:09,269 --> 00:34:12,037 ♪ 730 00:34:20,180 --> 00:34:21,379 (TONY SIGHS) 731 00:34:21,381 --> 00:34:23,381 What are... what are you doing? 732 00:34:23,383 --> 00:34:26,049 Gotta take a leak, Doc. 733 00:34:26,051 --> 00:34:28,086 Here? Now? 734 00:34:28,088 --> 00:34:30,288 You want me to piss my pants? 735 00:34:30,290 --> 00:34:32,092 ♪ 736 00:34:48,708 --> 00:34:50,876 ♪ Whatcha gonna do? 737 00:34:58,251 --> 00:35:00,919 (INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHING IN DISTANCE) 738 00:35:04,990 --> 00:35:06,357 (HORN HONKS IN DISTANCE) 739 00:35:06,359 --> 00:35:08,426 (WOMAN LAUGHING) 740 00:35:08,428 --> 00:35:11,097 (INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES) 741 00:35:20,473 --> 00:35:22,475 ♪ 742 00:35:41,561 --> 00:35:43,929 ♪ 743 00:35:48,201 --> 00:35:50,334 - Oh, hey, Doc. - Good afternoon. 744 00:35:50,336 --> 00:35:51,769 (TONY CLEARS THROAT) 745 00:35:51,771 --> 00:35:54,238 Take this for any incidentals we may need. 746 00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:57,007 If you want to buy something, you don't have to ask. 747 00:35:57,009 --> 00:35:59,009 Just keep the receipts, please. 748 00:35:59,011 --> 00:36:01,078 When it runs low, let me know. 749 00:36:01,080 --> 00:36:02,380 Oh. Thanks. 750 00:36:02,382 --> 00:36:04,016 One more thing. 751 00:36:05,552 --> 00:36:09,587 We'll be attending many events before and after the concerts. 752 00:36:09,589 --> 00:36:11,322 Interacting with some of the wealthiest 753 00:36:11,324 --> 00:36:14,192 and most highly educated people in the country. 754 00:36:14,194 --> 00:36:16,494 It is my feeling that your diction, 755 00:36:16,496 --> 00:36:19,096 however charming it may be in the tristate area, 756 00:36:19,098 --> 00:36:21,499 could use some... finessing. 757 00:36:21,501 --> 00:36:25,003 You mean diction... like in what way? 758 00:36:26,306 --> 00:36:28,341 Like in the only way the word is ever used. 759 00:36:29,542 --> 00:36:31,642 - Okay. - Your intonation, inflection, 760 00:36:31,644 --> 00:36:33,444 your choice of words. 761 00:36:33,446 --> 00:36:35,446 Hey, I got my own problems. 762 00:36:35,448 --> 00:36:37,315 Now I gotta worry about what people think 763 00:36:37,317 --> 00:36:39,484 - about the way I talk? - There are simple techniques 764 00:36:39,486 --> 00:36:42,119 I can teach you that are quite effective. I can help you. 765 00:36:42,121 --> 00:36:43,654 I-I don't need no goddamn help. People don't like 766 00:36:43,656 --> 00:36:46,092 the way I talk, they can go take a shit. 767 00:36:47,126 --> 00:36:49,360 The profanity is another issue. 768 00:36:49,362 --> 00:36:51,562 (SPEAKS ITALIAN) Why are you breaking my balls? 769 00:36:51,564 --> 00:36:54,265 Because you can do better, Mr. Vallelonga. 770 00:36:54,267 --> 00:36:56,501 Which brings me to one more point. 771 00:36:56,503 --> 00:36:58,402 As the guest of honor, I'll be introduced 772 00:36:58,404 --> 00:37:00,371 when entering these intimate events. 773 00:37:00,373 --> 00:37:02,206 You will be introduced as well. 774 00:37:02,208 --> 00:37:04,308 In my humble opinion, 775 00:37:04,310 --> 00:37:07,278 "Vallelonga" may be difficult to pronounce. 776 00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,514 So I was thinking... 777 00:37:09,516 --> 00:37:11,649 - Valle would be more appropriate. - (CHUCKLES) 778 00:37:11,651 --> 00:37:14,418 Tony Valle. Short and sweet. 779 00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:15,486 Eh... 780 00:37:15,488 --> 00:37:16,654 nah. 781 00:37:16,656 --> 00:37:18,523 They got a problem with Vallelonga, 782 00:37:18,525 --> 00:37:20,258 they can call me Tony Lip. 783 00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:22,159 These are genteel people. 784 00:37:22,161 --> 00:37:24,529 "Tony the Lip" may be a little... 785 00:37:24,531 --> 00:37:26,531 worldly for them. 786 00:37:26,533 --> 00:37:29,100 Well, then it's Tony Vallelonga. 787 00:37:29,102 --> 00:37:32,403 All these high-class people, so much smarter than me, 788 00:37:32,405 --> 00:37:34,505 with their intelligence and speaking abilities, 789 00:37:34,507 --> 00:37:36,440 you're telling me they can't pronounce my name? 790 00:37:36,442 --> 00:37:38,543 They don't like it, they can shove it up their ass. 791 00:37:38,545 --> 00:37:40,547 I'll just wait outside. 792 00:37:41,581 --> 00:37:44,215 A sound compromise. 793 00:37:44,217 --> 00:37:47,118 (PIANO PLAYING MID-TEMPO JAZZ INTRO) 794 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:49,122 ♪ 795 00:37:50,657 --> 00:37:53,558 (JAZZ BAND JOINS IN) 796 00:37:53,560 --> 00:37:56,129 (INDISTINCT CHATTER, LAUGHING) 797 00:38:00,166 --> 00:38:02,266 WOMAN: Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we are privileged 798 00:38:02,268 --> 00:38:06,404 to present a great American artist. 799 00:38:06,406 --> 00:38:08,306 He gave his first public performance 800 00:38:08,308 --> 00:38:09,507 at the age of three. 801 00:38:09,509 --> 00:38:11,208 At age 18, 802 00:38:11,210 --> 00:38:13,210 at Arthur Fiedler's invitation, 803 00:38:13,212 --> 00:38:15,580 our guest made his concert debut 804 00:38:15,582 --> 00:38:17,548 with the Boston Pops. 805 00:38:17,550 --> 00:38:20,551 He holds doctorates in psychology, in music 806 00:38:20,553 --> 00:38:23,154 and in the liturgical arts. 807 00:38:23,156 --> 00:38:25,289 And he has performed at the White House twice 808 00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:26,924 in the past 14 months. 809 00:38:26,926 --> 00:38:29,560 He is a true virtuoso. 810 00:38:29,562 --> 00:38:31,362 - And it's a... - "Virtuoso." 811 00:38:31,364 --> 00:38:34,298 - It's a special treat for me... - That's Italian. 812 00:38:34,300 --> 00:38:37,702 Means, uh, means really good. 813 00:38:37,704 --> 00:38:40,371 So, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome 814 00:38:40,373 --> 00:38:42,542 the Don Shirley Trio. 815 00:38:53,386 --> 00:38:56,255 (PLAYING MINOR-KEY, CLASSICAL-LIKE INTRO) 816 00:39:13,339 --> 00:39:16,342 (PLAYING JAZZY, SYNCOPATED, FUGUE-LIKE MELODY) 817 00:39:18,211 --> 00:39:20,380 (CELLO JOINS IN) 818 00:39:34,394 --> 00:39:36,496 ♪ 819 00:39:54,013 --> 00:39:56,349 (CHUCKLES) 820 00:40:11,698 --> 00:40:13,700 ♪ 821 00:40:15,868 --> 00:40:17,668 - (LIVELY CHATTER) - A new pair of shoes! 822 00:40:17,670 --> 00:40:19,470 (EXCITED SHOUTS) 823 00:40:19,472 --> 00:40:21,772 - Hard ten! Lady's friend. - He keeps on winning! 824 00:40:21,774 --> 00:40:24,508 It's your dice. I'm just having a lucky night. 825 00:40:24,510 --> 00:40:25,743 You cheating, brother! 826 00:40:25,745 --> 00:40:28,512 - Tony. - Get him again. Get him again. 827 00:40:28,514 --> 00:40:30,581 - Boss man's calling. - He ain't my boss. 828 00:40:30,583 --> 00:40:32,383 I work for the record company. 829 00:40:32,385 --> 00:40:34,351 (CHUCKLING): Yeah, I work for the record company, too. 830 00:40:34,353 --> 00:40:35,753 Hey, hey, hey! Hey, come on, man. 831 00:40:35,755 --> 00:40:37,822 Hey, give us a chance to win back our loot, huh? 832 00:40:37,824 --> 00:40:39,490 I'm sorry, fellas, duty calls. 833 00:40:39,492 --> 00:40:41,592 - Come on, man. - "Duty calls"? 834 00:40:41,594 --> 00:40:43,828 My man, my duty is to get my money back. 835 00:40:43,830 --> 00:40:45,830 I've been looking for you. 836 00:40:45,832 --> 00:40:48,899 Yeah, sorry. The guys were having a little game. 837 00:40:48,901 --> 00:40:52,369 Next time you need extra money, just ask me. 838 00:40:52,371 --> 00:40:53,871 It's more fun winning it. 839 00:40:53,873 --> 00:40:55,673 And what if you lost? 840 00:40:55,675 --> 00:40:58,642 Grab some cards. I don't lose, Doc. 841 00:40:58,644 --> 00:41:00,644 I don't lose. 842 00:41:00,646 --> 00:41:02,446 So stooping down in the gravel 843 00:41:02,448 --> 00:41:04,615 pitching dice for pocket change makes you a winner? 844 00:41:04,617 --> 00:41:06,517 What are you giving me shit for? 845 00:41:06,519 --> 00:41:08,385 Everybody was doing it. 846 00:41:08,387 --> 00:41:11,856 They didn't have a choice whether to be inside or out. 847 00:41:11,858 --> 00:41:13,726 You did. 848 00:41:16,829 --> 00:41:19,532 Now, wipe off your knees. You have dirt on them. 849 00:41:21,534 --> 00:41:23,536 (SHIRLEY CLEARS THROAT) 850 00:41:27,373 --> 00:41:29,509 ♪ 851 00:41:39,752 --> 00:41:42,586 TONY: Dear Dolores: How are you? 852 00:41:42,588 --> 00:41:44,755 I am fine. 853 00:41:44,757 --> 00:41:47,658 "I'm eating real good. Hamburgers, mostly. 854 00:41:47,660 --> 00:41:51,428 "So don't worry about me not eating good. 855 00:41:51,430 --> 00:41:54,799 "I saw Dr. Shirley play the piano tonight. 856 00:41:54,801 --> 00:41:56,934 "He don't play like a colored guy. 857 00:41:56,936 --> 00:42:00,471 "He plays like Liberace, but better. 858 00:42:00,473 --> 00:42:02,606 "He's like a genius, I think. 859 00:42:02,608 --> 00:42:04,975 "When I look at him in the rearview mirror, 860 00:42:04,977 --> 00:42:07,145 "I can tell he's always thinking about stuff 861 00:42:07,147 --> 00:42:08,546 "in his head. 862 00:42:08,548 --> 00:42:10,714 "I guess that's what geniuses do. 863 00:42:10,716 --> 00:42:14,418 "But it don't look fun to be that smart. 864 00:42:14,420 --> 00:42:17,621 I miss you very, very much." 865 00:42:17,623 --> 00:42:21,725 ("LUCILLE" BY LITTLE RICHARD PLAYING) 866 00:42:21,727 --> 00:42:23,429 ♪ 867 00:42:25,531 --> 00:42:27,431 Who is this? 868 00:42:27,433 --> 00:42:28,632 Who? 869 00:42:28,634 --> 00:42:31,169 On the radio. 870 00:42:31,171 --> 00:42:33,470 Little Richard. 871 00:42:33,472 --> 00:42:35,539 Really? That's Little Richard? 872 00:42:35,541 --> 00:42:37,007 (CHUCKLES): Yeah. 873 00:42:37,009 --> 00:42:38,676 Think you could play something like that, Doc? 874 00:42:38,678 --> 00:42:40,010 ♪ Lucille... 875 00:42:40,012 --> 00:42:43,714 I don't know. Sounds fairly complicated. 876 00:42:43,716 --> 00:42:46,417 Got that right. 877 00:42:46,419 --> 00:42:48,919 So, where did this "Tony the Lip" moniker come from? 878 00:42:48,921 --> 00:42:51,922 (CHUCKLES) It's not Tony the Lip. 879 00:42:51,924 --> 00:42:54,592 It's Tony Lip. One word. 880 00:42:54,594 --> 00:42:56,927 I got it when I was kid, 'cause my friend said 881 00:42:56,929 --> 00:42:59,730 I was the best bullshit artist in the Bronx. 882 00:42:59,732 --> 00:43:01,765 - (CHUCKLES) - Why are you smiling? 883 00:43:01,767 --> 00:43:03,567 What do you mean? 884 00:43:03,569 --> 00:43:05,703 It doesn't bother you that your friends, 885 00:43:05,705 --> 00:43:08,038 the people closest to you, consider you a liar? 886 00:43:08,040 --> 00:43:09,673 Who said "liar"? 887 00:43:09,675 --> 00:43:11,809 I said "bullshit artist." 888 00:43:11,811 --> 00:43:13,544 And what's the difference? 889 00:43:13,546 --> 00:43:15,813 'Cause I don't lie. Ever. 890 00:43:15,815 --> 00:43:17,982 I'm just good at talking people into... 891 00:43:17,984 --> 00:43:20,484 you know, doing things they don't want to do. 892 00:43:20,486 --> 00:43:22,653 By bullshitting them. 893 00:43:22,655 --> 00:43:24,655 And you're proud of that? 894 00:43:24,657 --> 00:43:25,990 Well, it got me this job. 895 00:43:25,992 --> 00:43:28,592 ♪ Lucille, please don't... 896 00:43:28,594 --> 00:43:31,528 CHUBBY CHECKER: ♪ Baby, baby, baby, baby, take it easy... ♪ 897 00:43:31,530 --> 00:43:33,063 Wait a minute. You're full of shit. 898 00:43:33,065 --> 00:43:34,698 You never heard of Chubby Checker? 899 00:43:34,700 --> 00:43:36,533 Of course I've heard of him. 900 00:43:36,535 --> 00:43:38,535 - I've just never heard his music before. - I mean... 901 00:43:38,537 --> 00:43:40,804 But I like this. This is nice. 902 00:43:40,806 --> 00:43:42,806 He's got a silky voice, very smooth. 903 00:43:42,808 --> 00:43:44,541 Yeah, he's terrific. 904 00:43:44,543 --> 00:43:46,543 This is what everybody's dancing to now. 905 00:43:46,545 --> 00:43:47,880 - This stuff... - Eyes on the road, Tony. 906 00:43:49,715 --> 00:43:51,582 ARETHA FRANKLIN: ♪ Baby, here I am... 907 00:43:51,584 --> 00:43:52,917 You know this song. 908 00:43:52,919 --> 00:43:54,652 I don't think so, no. 909 00:43:54,654 --> 00:43:57,054 How could you not know this music? 910 00:43:57,056 --> 00:43:59,257 Aretha Franklin. 911 00:43:59,259 --> 00:44:01,792 Chubby Checker, Little Richard, Sam Cooke. 912 00:44:01,794 --> 00:44:05,496 I mean, come on, Doc. These are your people. 913 00:44:05,498 --> 00:44:08,032 ♪ And it won't be long 914 00:44:08,034 --> 00:44:09,969 ♪ No, it won't be long... 915 00:44:18,844 --> 00:44:21,578 Do you want anything? I'm getting a pack of smokes. 916 00:44:21,580 --> 00:44:23,449 No, thank you. 917 00:44:26,018 --> 00:44:27,753 (SIGHS) 918 00:44:38,698 --> 00:44:39,932 (SIGHS) 919 00:44:48,040 --> 00:44:49,909 - (BELLS JINGLING) - (SIGHS) 920 00:44:50,943 --> 00:44:52,676 (OLEG SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 921 00:44:52,678 --> 00:44:54,712 OLEG: Grabbed the rock and put it in his pocket. 922 00:44:54,714 --> 00:44:56,081 Thank you, Oleg. 923 00:44:56,083 --> 00:44:57,648 Nice turtleneck. 924 00:44:57,650 --> 00:44:59,018 Way to mix it up. 925 00:45:01,887 --> 00:45:03,887 Got you an apple, Doc. 926 00:45:03,889 --> 00:45:06,559 - (ENGINE STARTS) - (TONY GRUNTS) 927 00:45:09,129 --> 00:45:12,698 Before we pull out, Tony, we need to have a talk. 928 00:45:13,899 --> 00:45:15,333 Yeah? 929 00:45:15,335 --> 00:45:17,067 Oleg told me what you did. 930 00:45:17,069 --> 00:45:18,736 What'd I do? 931 00:45:18,738 --> 00:45:20,971 You stole a jade stone from the store. 932 00:45:20,973 --> 00:45:23,108 - No, I didn't. - He watched you do it. 933 00:45:23,110 --> 00:45:25,009 I didn't steal no stone. 934 00:45:25,011 --> 00:45:26,944 You picked it up and put it in your pocket. 935 00:45:26,946 --> 00:45:28,779 I picked up a rock off of the ground. 936 00:45:28,781 --> 00:45:29,847 I didn't steal from a box. 937 00:45:29,849 --> 00:45:31,982 Now, why would you pick up a rock off the ground? 938 00:45:31,984 --> 00:45:33,851 I don't know. 939 00:45:33,853 --> 00:45:35,853 'Cause it ain't stealing. 940 00:45:35,855 --> 00:45:37,054 It's just a regular rock. 941 00:45:37,056 --> 00:45:39,023 And why would you want a regular rock? 942 00:45:39,025 --> 00:45:40,657 To have. 943 00:45:40,659 --> 00:45:42,360 For luck, maybe. 944 00:45:42,362 --> 00:45:43,660 A lucky rock. 945 00:45:43,662 --> 00:45:45,664 - Yeah. - Let me see it. 946 00:45:50,636 --> 00:45:51,971 (SIGHS) 947 00:45:57,009 --> 00:45:59,377 Mm-mm. 948 00:45:59,379 --> 00:46:01,812 Take it back and pay for it. 949 00:46:01,814 --> 00:46:03,680 (MUTTERS IN ITALIAN) 950 00:46:03,682 --> 00:46:05,816 I told you that kraut was a snake. 951 00:46:05,818 --> 00:46:07,985 Rats me out for something I didn't even do! 952 00:46:07,987 --> 00:46:10,088 Pay for the stone, Tony; you'll feel better. 953 00:46:10,090 --> 00:46:13,191 I feel fine. And I ain't paying for no regular rock 954 00:46:13,193 --> 00:46:15,759 I found in the dirt. 955 00:46:15,761 --> 00:46:18,962 Do not drive, Mr. Vallelonga. 956 00:46:18,964 --> 00:46:21,132 (TONY SIGHS) 957 00:46:21,134 --> 00:46:23,136 Put it back. 958 00:46:30,042 --> 00:46:33,712 ♪ 959 00:46:44,757 --> 00:46:47,092 (STARTS ENGINE) 960 00:46:47,094 --> 00:46:49,693 - Feel better? - No. 961 00:46:49,695 --> 00:46:52,430 If you'd like, Tony, I'd happily buy you the stone. 962 00:46:52,432 --> 00:46:55,866 Don't bother. You took all the fun out of it. 963 00:46:55,868 --> 00:46:59,071 ♪ 964 00:47:04,977 --> 00:47:08,647 (CELLO PLAYING MINOR-KEY CLASSICAL MUSIC) 965 00:47:28,834 --> 00:47:30,836 ♪ 966 00:47:32,472 --> 00:47:35,038 Excuse me. Sir. 967 00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:36,840 I'm with the band. 968 00:47:36,842 --> 00:47:37,975 You're all set up. 969 00:47:37,977 --> 00:47:40,178 This isn't the piano, right? 970 00:47:40,180 --> 00:47:41,479 That's it. 971 00:47:41,481 --> 00:47:43,181 It ain't a Steinway. 972 00:47:43,183 --> 00:47:44,915 So what? 973 00:47:44,917 --> 00:47:47,751 Dr. Shirley only plays on Steinway grand pianos. 974 00:47:47,753 --> 00:47:49,786 It's in his written contract. 975 00:47:49,788 --> 00:47:51,054 Who's Dr. Shirley? 976 00:47:51,056 --> 00:47:53,324 Dr. Shirley. The Don Shirley Trio. 977 00:47:53,326 --> 00:47:55,193 They're playing tonight. 978 00:47:55,195 --> 00:47:56,927 Does it really matter? 979 00:47:56,929 --> 00:47:59,765 Yeah, it does. It's in his contract. 980 00:48:01,066 --> 00:48:02,933 (CHUCKLES): Come on, man. Man, these coons 981 00:48:02,935 --> 00:48:05,004 can play on anything you put in front of them. 982 00:48:09,142 --> 00:48:10,941 But it's a piece of shit. 983 00:48:10,943 --> 00:48:12,943 And there's garbage in there. 984 00:48:12,945 --> 00:48:14,845 So take it out. 985 00:48:14,847 --> 00:48:16,082 What'd you say? 986 00:48:17,184 --> 00:48:18,784 You heard me. 987 00:48:21,887 --> 00:48:23,987 Hey. You got two, three hours. 988 00:48:23,989 --> 00:48:26,023 Just get a clean Steinway in here. 989 00:48:26,025 --> 00:48:28,092 Oh, there ain't a Steinway on campus. 990 00:48:28,094 --> 00:48:29,893 Not my problem. 991 00:48:29,895 --> 00:48:31,296 (SCOFFS) I bet there's not two Steinways 992 00:48:31,298 --> 00:48:32,963 in the whole state of Indiana. 993 00:48:32,965 --> 00:48:35,200 I guess you'd better move your ass, then. 994 00:48:35,202 --> 00:48:37,237 Who you think you're talking to, greaseball? 995 00:48:38,037 --> 00:48:39,970 ♪ 996 00:48:39,972 --> 00:48:42,039 (WHIMPERING) 997 00:48:42,041 --> 00:48:45,044 (TRIO PLAYING UPBEAT SONG) 998 00:48:58,258 --> 00:49:01,961 ♪ 999 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:08,932 TONY: Dear Dolores: 1000 00:49:08,934 --> 00:49:11,001 This morning I had steak and eggs 1001 00:49:11,003 --> 00:49:12,270 for breakfast. 1002 00:49:12,272 --> 00:49:16,274 The band has been playing at very ritzy joints. 1003 00:49:16,276 --> 00:49:18,576 Dr. Shirley and I are getting along pretty good. 1004 00:49:18,578 --> 00:49:21,312 But sometimes I think he gets sad, 1005 00:49:21,314 --> 00:49:23,880 and that's why he drinks too much. 1006 00:49:23,882 --> 00:49:27,285 I never knew how very beautiful this country was. 1007 00:49:27,287 --> 00:49:29,820 Now that I'm seeing it, I know. 1008 00:49:29,822 --> 00:49:31,989 You won't believe how beautiful nature is. 1009 00:49:31,991 --> 00:49:34,292 It is as beautiful as they say. 1010 00:49:34,294 --> 00:49:37,161 And the traffic out here in the country is nothing, 1011 00:49:37,163 --> 00:49:39,062 which is fine by me. 1012 00:49:39,064 --> 00:49:42,100 Right now I'm eating spaghetti and meatballs in a diner 1013 00:49:42,102 --> 00:49:45,836 that tastes like ketchup on Chinese noodles. 1014 00:49:45,838 --> 00:49:47,070 We are heading down south now. 1015 00:49:47,072 --> 00:49:50,375 I will write you another letter when we get down south. 1016 00:49:50,377 --> 00:49:53,111 I love you. Your husband, Tony. 1017 00:49:53,113 --> 00:49:55,146 P.S. Kiss the kids for me. 1018 00:49:55,148 --> 00:49:57,183 - (SONG ENDS) - (APPLAUSE) 1019 00:50:00,253 --> 00:50:04,054 (ROCK AND ROLL PLAYING) 1020 00:50:04,056 --> 00:50:05,623 Got any family, Doc? 1021 00:50:05,625 --> 00:50:07,158 Not really. 1022 00:50:07,160 --> 00:50:09,928 Not really? Either you do or you don't. 1023 00:50:11,231 --> 00:50:13,298 It's a long story, Tony. 1024 00:50:13,300 --> 00:50:16,467 What, we're in a hurry now? 1025 00:50:16,469 --> 00:50:18,937 - (TURNS DOWN MUSIC) - Let's hear it. 1026 00:50:19,972 --> 00:50:22,072 I have a brother somewhere. 1027 00:50:22,074 --> 00:50:25,042 We used to get together once in a while, 1028 00:50:25,044 --> 00:50:27,312 but it got more and more difficult to stay in touch. 1029 00:50:27,314 --> 00:50:30,648 Curse of being a musician, I guess. 1030 00:50:30,650 --> 00:50:33,084 Always on the road. 1031 00:50:33,086 --> 00:50:35,186 Like a carnival worker. 1032 00:50:35,188 --> 00:50:38,222 - Hmm. - Or a criminal. 1033 00:50:38,224 --> 00:50:40,891 Took quite the toll on my marriage as well. 1034 00:50:40,893 --> 00:50:42,493 - You're married? - Was. 1035 00:50:42,495 --> 00:50:44,429 June. 1036 00:50:44,431 --> 00:50:46,264 Good person. 1037 00:50:46,266 --> 00:50:48,466 Terrible grammar, but a kind soul. 1038 00:50:48,468 --> 00:50:50,368 You'd quite like her. 1039 00:50:50,370 --> 00:50:51,968 June. 1040 00:50:51,970 --> 00:50:54,107 Like, uh, like Lassie's mom. 1041 00:50:55,974 --> 00:50:58,476 Unfortunately, I couldn't do a husband act 1042 00:50:58,478 --> 00:51:00,977 and a concert pianist act. 1043 00:51:00,979 --> 00:51:03,982 Couldn't seem to manage both worlds. 1044 00:51:06,119 --> 00:51:08,286 TONY: Kentucky Fried Chicken. 1045 00:51:08,288 --> 00:51:09,986 In Kentucky! 1046 00:51:09,988 --> 00:51:12,092 When's that ever gonna happen? 1047 00:51:21,267 --> 00:51:23,066 (CHUCKLES) 1048 00:51:23,068 --> 00:51:25,403 All right! 1049 00:51:25,405 --> 00:51:27,105 Hey, you want some? 1050 00:51:27,107 --> 00:51:29,107 I'm fine. Thank you, Tony. 1051 00:51:29,109 --> 00:51:30,974 All right. 1052 00:51:30,976 --> 00:51:35,279 Mmm. I think this is the best Kentucky Fried Chicken 1053 00:51:35,281 --> 00:51:37,215 I ever had. 1054 00:51:37,217 --> 00:51:39,250 Probably 'cause it's fresher down here, right? 1055 00:51:39,252 --> 00:51:42,018 I don't think I've ever met anyone with your appetite. 1056 00:51:42,020 --> 00:51:44,389 No. I got the bucket so you could have some. 1057 00:51:44,391 --> 00:51:47,258 I've never had fried chicken in my life. 1058 00:51:47,260 --> 00:51:49,227 Who you bullshitting? 1059 00:51:49,229 --> 00:51:51,129 You people love the fried chicken, 1060 00:51:51,131 --> 00:51:53,231 the grits and the collard greens. 1061 00:51:53,233 --> 00:51:56,032 I love it, too. Negro cooks used to make it 1062 00:51:56,034 --> 00:51:58,169 all the time when I was in the Army. 1063 00:51:58,171 --> 00:52:00,571 You have a very narrow assessment of me, Tony. 1064 00:52:00,573 --> 00:52:03,207 Yeah, right? I'm good. 1065 00:52:03,209 --> 00:52:05,510 No. No, you're not good. You're bad. 1066 00:52:05,512 --> 00:52:07,545 I'm saying, just because other Negroes enjoy 1067 00:52:07,547 --> 00:52:10,214 certain types of music, it doesn't mean I have to. 1068 00:52:10,216 --> 00:52:13,049 - Nor do we all eat the same kind of food. - Whoa. 1069 00:52:13,051 --> 00:52:14,385 Wait a minute. 1070 00:52:14,387 --> 00:52:16,387 If you said all guineas like pizza 1071 00:52:16,389 --> 00:52:18,589 and spaghetti and meatballs, I'm not gonna get insulted. 1072 00:52:18,591 --> 00:52:20,324 You're missing the point. 1073 00:52:20,326 --> 00:52:22,460 For you to make the assumption that every Negro... 1074 00:52:22,462 --> 00:52:24,562 - Hey, you want some or not? - No. 1075 00:52:24,564 --> 00:52:26,330 Here. Come on. 1076 00:52:26,332 --> 00:52:28,132 - Tell me that don't smell good. - It... 1077 00:52:28,134 --> 00:52:30,033 - Huh? - It smells okay. 1078 00:52:30,035 --> 00:52:33,204 I prefer not to get grease on my blanket. 1079 00:52:33,206 --> 00:52:35,339 (MOCKING): Ooh, I'm gonna get grease on my blankey. 1080 00:52:35,341 --> 00:52:37,375 Come on, have a piece. It ain't gonna kill you. 1081 00:52:37,377 --> 00:52:39,210 - Come on, take it, eat it. - No. 1082 00:52:39,212 --> 00:52:41,345 Take it. I'm throwing it in the back. 1083 00:52:41,347 --> 00:52:43,481 - You... Don't you dare. - Then you better take it. 1084 00:52:43,483 --> 00:52:46,217 How? Do you have plates or utensils? 1085 00:52:46,219 --> 00:52:47,585 (SPEAKS ITALIAN) Eat it with your hands! 1086 00:52:47,587 --> 00:52:49,353 - That's how you're supposed to. - I can't do that. 1087 00:52:49,355 --> 00:52:51,088 Eat it. Come on. Take it, take it, take it. 1088 00:52:51,090 --> 00:52:52,490 I gotta drive. Ten and two on the wheel. 1089 00:52:52,492 --> 00:52:54,158 - Come on. Take it, take it, take it. - Tony... 1090 00:52:54,160 --> 00:52:55,359 - (SHIRLEY GROANS) - Come on, come on. 1091 00:52:55,361 --> 00:52:57,361 There you go. 1092 00:52:57,363 --> 00:52:59,230 Huh? 1093 00:52:59,232 --> 00:53:01,098 I-I can't do this, Tony. 1094 00:53:01,100 --> 00:53:03,267 Eat the goddamn thing! 1095 00:53:03,269 --> 00:53:05,238 Jesus. 1096 00:53:07,440 --> 00:53:09,542 (ROCK AND ROLL SONG PLAYING FAINTLY OVER RADIO) 1097 00:53:15,248 --> 00:53:17,648 - What, no good? - Mm. 1098 00:53:17,650 --> 00:53:20,520 ♪ 1099 00:53:22,255 --> 00:53:25,223 It just seems... 1100 00:53:25,225 --> 00:53:27,525 so un... unsanitary. 1101 00:53:27,527 --> 00:53:29,393 Who gives a shit? 1102 00:53:29,395 --> 00:53:31,529 Just relax and enjoy it. 1103 00:53:31,531 --> 00:53:34,565 You know, my father used to say... 1104 00:53:34,567 --> 00:53:37,301 "Whatever you do, do it a hundred percent." 1105 00:53:37,303 --> 00:53:40,238 When you work, work. When you laugh, laugh. 1106 00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:43,474 When you eat, eat like it's your last meal. 1107 00:53:43,476 --> 00:53:45,276 You want another piece? 1108 00:53:45,278 --> 00:53:47,111 Here. Have a breast. 1109 00:53:47,113 --> 00:53:48,348 Delicious. 1110 00:53:49,516 --> 00:53:51,315 Take it. Here you go. 1111 00:53:51,317 --> 00:53:53,551 What do we do about the bones? 1112 00:53:53,553 --> 00:53:55,620 ♪ 1113 00:53:55,622 --> 00:53:57,557 We do this. 1114 00:53:59,392 --> 00:54:00,691 This is what we do. 1115 00:54:00,693 --> 00:54:02,593 ♪ If you go to New Orleans 1116 00:54:02,595 --> 00:54:05,498 ♪ You ought to go see the Mardi Gras ♪ 1117 00:54:08,468 --> 00:54:10,201 There you go. 1118 00:54:10,203 --> 00:54:11,536 (BOTH LAUGHING) 1119 00:54:11,538 --> 00:54:14,438 ♪ You ought to go see the Mardi Gras ♪ 1120 00:54:14,440 --> 00:54:16,507 (CHUCKLES) 1121 00:54:16,509 --> 00:54:19,579 ♪ When you see the Mardi Gras... ♪ 1122 00:54:20,880 --> 00:54:22,446 TONY: What's the big deal, Doc? 1123 00:54:22,448 --> 00:54:24,115 The squirrels would've ate it anyway. 1124 00:54:24,117 --> 00:54:25,316 SHIRLEY: Pick it up, Tony. 1125 00:54:25,318 --> 00:54:26,617 TONY: Nature takes care of the Earth. 1126 00:54:26,619 --> 00:54:28,319 - Pick it up. - Aw, geez. 1127 00:54:28,321 --> 00:54:31,190 ♪ If you wanna go through New Orleans... ♪ 1128 00:54:40,400 --> 00:54:42,400 (TONY GRUNTS) 1129 00:54:42,402 --> 00:54:43,634 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1130 00:54:43,636 --> 00:54:45,204 (DOOR SLAMS) 1131 00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:51,442 (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING IN DISTANCE) 1132 00:54:51,444 --> 00:54:53,212 (CAT MEOWS) 1133 00:54:58,751 --> 00:55:00,353 (CAT MEOWS) 1134 00:55:02,188 --> 00:55:04,357 This can't be right. 1135 00:55:06,326 --> 00:55:08,326 It says right here, 1136 00:55:08,328 --> 00:55:11,562 "Cozy as your own home." 1137 00:55:11,564 --> 00:55:13,731 Place looks like my ass. 1138 00:55:13,733 --> 00:55:16,267 This is the place. 1139 00:55:16,269 --> 00:55:17,670 (CAT GROWLS) 1140 00:55:19,172 --> 00:55:20,640 (SIGHS HEAVILY) 1141 00:55:21,674 --> 00:55:23,676 The square one, please. 1142 00:55:25,178 --> 00:55:27,580 - Just this one? - Thank you. 1143 00:55:30,450 --> 00:55:32,249 Hey, uh... 1144 00:55:32,251 --> 00:55:34,218 if you need anything, 1145 00:55:34,220 --> 00:55:36,621 I'll be right up the street at the Easton Inn. 1146 00:55:36,623 --> 00:55:38,623 Thank you, Tony. 1147 00:55:38,625 --> 00:55:41,258 - ♪ - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1148 00:55:41,260 --> 00:55:42,426 (DOG BARKING) 1149 00:55:42,428 --> 00:55:45,396 - Hey, Floyd, we ready. - I told you, 1150 00:55:45,398 --> 00:55:48,601 - I can't play. My shoulder. - You and that damn shoulder. 1151 00:55:49,769 --> 00:55:51,268 Hey! 1152 00:55:51,270 --> 00:55:52,570 Hey, fancy-pants. 1153 00:55:52,572 --> 00:55:54,271 You want to play? 1154 00:55:54,273 --> 00:55:55,673 I beg your pardon? 1155 00:55:55,675 --> 00:55:57,510 Come on, brother, we short a man. 1156 00:55:58,544 --> 00:56:00,279 Oh, I-I'd rather not. 1157 00:56:01,414 --> 00:56:03,381 What, you too high and mighty? 1158 00:56:03,383 --> 00:56:05,683 OTHER MAN: No, no, let him alone, let him alone. 1159 00:56:05,685 --> 00:56:08,552 He just afraid of getting that butler uniform a little dusty. 1160 00:56:08,554 --> 00:56:10,287 Mm. 1161 00:56:10,289 --> 00:56:12,623 I'm just, um... 1162 00:56:12,625 --> 00:56:16,360 I'm on my way to meet a friend. 1163 00:56:16,362 --> 00:56:18,598 Yeah, well, thanks for nothing. 1164 00:56:19,799 --> 00:56:22,400 - (MEN LAUGHING) - Floyd, come on, man. 1165 00:56:22,402 --> 00:56:24,704 Shut your ass up, man, and leave me alone! 1166 00:56:27,707 --> 00:56:30,176 ♪ 1167 00:56:34,347 --> 00:56:35,748 (GROANS) 1168 00:56:40,019 --> 00:56:41,719 (SIGHS) 1169 00:56:41,721 --> 00:56:43,356 (SNIFFS) 1170 00:56:53,766 --> 00:56:55,334 Mm. 1171 00:56:56,669 --> 00:56:58,703 Eh. 1172 00:56:58,705 --> 00:57:02,608 "For vacation without aggravation." 1173 00:57:04,644 --> 00:57:05,812 Hmm. 1174 00:57:11,484 --> 00:57:14,652 "Delightful dinners for particular people." 1175 00:57:14,654 --> 00:57:16,654 (LOUD KNOCKING) 1176 00:57:16,656 --> 00:57:19,356 - Yeah? - Get up. It's George. 1177 00:57:19,358 --> 00:57:21,358 (PANTING): Get up. 1178 00:57:21,360 --> 00:57:23,563 Tony, come on. Hurry up. 1179 00:57:25,064 --> 00:57:27,364 Dr. Shirley's in trouble. 1180 00:57:27,366 --> 00:57:29,500 I went out for a drink, I walk into this bar, 1181 00:57:29,502 --> 00:57:31,368 and Dr. Shirley's in there getting bounced around. 1182 00:57:31,370 --> 00:57:33,771 I didn't want to leave him, but I didn't know what to do. 1183 00:57:33,773 --> 00:57:35,406 Who let him out of his cage? 1184 00:57:35,408 --> 00:57:37,374 And they put that little tie on him, too. 1185 00:57:37,376 --> 00:57:38,576 - Why you all dressed up? - Yeah. 1186 00:57:38,578 --> 00:57:40,611 - (GRUNTING, LAUGHTER) - (DOOR OPENS) 1187 00:57:40,613 --> 00:57:42,515 Get your hands off him. 1188 00:57:44,617 --> 00:57:47,785 What in the good goddamn we got here, fellas? 1189 00:57:47,787 --> 00:57:49,320 Hand him over. 1190 00:57:49,322 --> 00:57:51,455 We walk out. Won't be a problem. 1191 00:57:51,457 --> 00:57:53,591 I just wanted a drink, Tony. 1192 00:57:53,593 --> 00:57:55,659 Hey, I told you we'll leave. 1193 00:57:55,661 --> 00:57:58,529 - Not a big deal. Come on. - He ain't going nowhere. 1194 00:57:58,531 --> 00:58:00,564 We need a Brillo Pad to wash these dishes with. 1195 00:58:00,566 --> 00:58:02,433 - TONY: Listen, assholes. - (LAUGHTER) 1196 00:58:02,435 --> 00:58:04,802 Do yourselves a favor and let him go. 1197 00:58:04,804 --> 00:58:06,272 Now! 1198 00:58:08,407 --> 00:58:10,343 Say it nice. 1199 00:58:11,410 --> 00:58:13,477 I just said it nice. 1200 00:58:13,479 --> 00:58:16,747 This boy is gonna get what he's got coming to him. 1201 00:58:16,749 --> 00:58:18,549 (CLICK) 1202 00:58:18,551 --> 00:58:22,488 And you, you ain't got no say. 1203 00:58:24,557 --> 00:58:25,923 Maybe. 1204 00:58:25,925 --> 00:58:29,426 But whatever happens here, I'm gonna put a bullet 1205 00:58:29,428 --> 00:58:31,562 right in the middle of your thick skull. 1206 00:58:31,564 --> 00:58:34,665 He ain't got no gun, Ray. 1207 00:58:34,667 --> 00:58:36,834 He's full of shit. 1208 00:58:36,836 --> 00:58:39,405 What if he ain't? 1209 00:58:42,575 --> 00:58:44,942 Well, I sure ain't. 1210 00:58:44,944 --> 00:58:48,781 And I ain't about to let this come to pass in my place. 1211 00:58:51,617 --> 00:58:53,450 Let the spook go. 1212 00:58:53,452 --> 00:58:54,487 Let him go. 1213 00:58:55,588 --> 00:58:57,555 Come on. 1214 00:58:57,557 --> 00:58:59,590 Get him out of here. 1215 00:58:59,592 --> 00:59:03,394 I want these Yankees off of my property. 1216 00:59:03,396 --> 00:59:05,796 - Go on. - Go on, George. Go. Go. 1217 00:59:05,798 --> 00:59:07,800 GEORGE: I got you, Doc. 1218 00:59:09,836 --> 00:59:10,903 BARTENDER: Go on. 1219 00:59:18,010 --> 00:59:20,411 - You out of your mind? - I'm sorry. 1220 00:59:20,413 --> 00:59:23,414 I didn't mean to put you in that position. 1221 00:59:23,416 --> 00:59:24,782 Wait, wait, wait. 1222 00:59:24,784 --> 00:59:27,787 - Are you gonna throw up again? - (GROANS) 1223 00:59:29,488 --> 00:59:30,921 I'm okay. 1224 00:59:30,923 --> 00:59:32,823 Honest to God, Doc, I don't understand you. 1225 00:59:32,825 --> 00:59:35,492 You could have drunk here. You got a whole bottle. 1226 00:59:35,494 --> 00:59:37,595 I just needed some air. 1227 00:59:37,597 --> 00:59:38,629 Air? 1228 00:59:38,631 --> 00:59:40,533 Do you know where you are? 1229 00:59:41,634 --> 00:59:43,767 Does geography really matter? 1230 00:59:43,769 --> 00:59:45,769 What? 1231 00:59:45,771 --> 00:59:49,440 If I was in a bar in your neighborhood, 1232 00:59:49,442 --> 00:59:52,845 would the conversation be any different? 1233 00:59:55,481 --> 00:59:57,915 From now on, you don't go nowhere without me. 1234 00:59:57,917 --> 01:00:00,551 Nowhere! 1235 01:00:00,553 --> 01:00:02,955 - Got it? - I-I understand. 1236 01:00:03,990 --> 01:00:05,656 Where's your room? 1237 01:00:05,658 --> 01:00:07,591 Tony. 1238 01:00:07,593 --> 01:00:09,526 What? 1239 01:00:09,528 --> 01:00:12,230 Do you really have a gun? 1240 01:00:12,232 --> 01:00:14,665 Course not. 1241 01:00:14,667 --> 01:00:17,371 Doc, where's your goddamn room? 1242 01:00:21,241 --> 01:00:22,740 - Come on. - There it is. 1243 01:00:22,742 --> 01:00:24,008 Over there? 1244 01:00:24,010 --> 01:00:25,609 You gotta get to bed, Doc. 1245 01:00:25,611 --> 01:00:28,479 You got a big show tomorrow night. Come on. 1246 01:00:28,481 --> 01:00:30,483 (PLAYING UP-TEMPO JAZZ) 1247 01:00:42,695 --> 01:00:44,695 (MUSIC ENDS WITH A FLOURISH) 1248 01:00:44,697 --> 01:00:47,698 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1249 01:00:47,700 --> 01:00:49,566 SHIRLEY: Thank you. 1250 01:00:49,568 --> 01:00:51,035 Louisville. 1251 01:00:51,037 --> 01:00:53,570 Thank you for your warm hospitality. 1252 01:00:53,572 --> 01:00:55,506 MAN: Bravo! 1253 01:00:55,508 --> 01:00:58,709 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE) 1254 01:00:58,711 --> 01:01:01,480 Thank you. Thank you. 1255 01:01:04,550 --> 01:01:07,584 ♪ Why oh why 1256 01:01:07,586 --> 01:01:08,953 ♪ Has my baby... 1257 01:01:08,955 --> 01:01:10,988 Don't be lazy, Tony. Enunciate. 1258 01:01:10,990 --> 01:01:12,990 - I am. - Betty bought a bit of better butter 1259 01:01:12,992 --> 01:01:14,892 - to make the bitter butter better. - Betty bought... 1260 01:01:14,894 --> 01:01:18,696 B-Bought... Betty bought butta-er, butta... 1261 01:01:18,698 --> 01:01:21,065 Who says that? Butta-er. 1262 01:01:21,067 --> 01:01:22,633 SHIRLEY: You have to start somewhere, Tony. 1263 01:01:22,635 --> 01:01:23,934 A singer does vocal exercises. 1264 01:01:23,936 --> 01:01:25,970 An athlete warms up before they rehearse. 1265 01:01:25,972 --> 01:01:27,838 TONY: Athletes practice. They don't rehearse. 1266 01:01:27,840 --> 01:01:28,973 (CLANKING, STEAM HISSING) 1267 01:01:28,975 --> 01:01:32,079 Ah, shit. 1268 01:01:35,614 --> 01:01:37,014 (SIGHS) 1269 01:01:37,016 --> 01:01:38,916 (WATER POURING, STEAM HISSING) 1270 01:01:38,918 --> 01:01:41,020 (GRUNTS) 1271 01:01:44,023 --> 01:01:45,725 (TONY GRUNTS) 1272 01:01:54,767 --> 01:01:56,869 (TONY GRUNTS) 1273 01:02:15,188 --> 01:02:17,523 ♪ 1274 01:02:30,203 --> 01:02:32,538 (TRUNK CLOSES) 1275 01:02:48,788 --> 01:02:50,556 (SIGHS) 1276 01:02:56,163 --> 01:03:00,098 Ladies and gentlemen, a very special guest 1277 01:03:00,100 --> 01:03:02,100 from the far north, 1278 01:03:02,102 --> 01:03:04,570 - Don Shirley. - (APPLAUSE) 1279 01:03:08,040 --> 01:03:11,675 Accompanying Mr. Shirley, the members of his trio, 1280 01:03:11,677 --> 01:03:16,214 Oleg Malacovich, George Dyer, and his associate 1281 01:03:16,216 --> 01:03:20,218 Tony Valle... Valle... Vallelong-longia. 1282 01:03:20,220 --> 01:03:23,589 (LIGHT LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 1283 01:03:25,258 --> 01:03:27,925 Oh, this is my lovely wife, Margaret. 1284 01:03:27,927 --> 01:03:29,094 If you gentlemen don't mind, 1285 01:03:29,096 --> 01:03:30,428 we're going to steal Donnie away 1286 01:03:30,430 --> 01:03:32,165 for some, uh, introductions. 1287 01:03:34,667 --> 01:03:36,967 I'd like you all to meet Don Shirley. 1288 01:03:36,969 --> 01:03:39,137 - GEORGE: Yeah. I'll take one. - TONY: Hmm. 1289 01:03:39,139 --> 01:03:40,671 What's that? 1290 01:03:40,673 --> 01:03:42,173 A pimento and cheese sandwich, sir. 1291 01:03:42,175 --> 01:03:43,976 Yeah, I'll try one of them. 1292 01:03:46,745 --> 01:03:48,747 Oof. (GROANS) 1293 01:03:54,287 --> 01:03:55,921 Sorry. Not for me. 1294 01:04:01,161 --> 01:04:04,728 - (CLINKING) - (QUIET CHATTER) 1295 01:04:04,730 --> 01:04:06,697 Earlier this week, we asked our help 1296 01:04:06,699 --> 01:04:08,899 what Mr. Shirley might like for supper. 1297 01:04:08,901 --> 01:04:11,935 So the boys in the kitchen whipped up a special menu 1298 01:04:11,937 --> 01:04:13,104 - in honor of our guest. - WOMAN: Oh! 1299 01:04:13,106 --> 01:04:15,173 Gentlemen. 1300 01:04:15,175 --> 01:04:17,075 Home-cooked fried chicken. 1301 01:04:17,077 --> 01:04:19,112 (APPLAUSE, MURMURING) 1302 01:04:24,084 --> 01:04:25,749 There we go. 1303 01:04:25,751 --> 01:04:27,784 Bring it in. Serve it up hot. 1304 01:04:27,786 --> 01:04:29,788 (PLAYING MID-TEMPO JAZZ) 1305 01:04:51,810 --> 01:04:53,079 (MUSIC ENDS) 1306 01:04:57,217 --> 01:05:00,686 Thank you. Thank you. 1307 01:05:01,954 --> 01:05:03,921 We'll return after a brief intermission. 1308 01:05:03,923 --> 01:05:06,757 (QUIET CHATTER) 1309 01:05:06,759 --> 01:05:08,825 Excuse me, Don. 1310 01:05:08,827 --> 01:05:11,196 - Lovely work in there. - Why, thank you. 1311 01:05:11,198 --> 01:05:13,030 Uh, are you looking for the commode? 1312 01:05:13,032 --> 01:05:15,099 - Yes. I... - Yeah, here. Let me help you. 1313 01:05:15,101 --> 01:05:17,036 It's right out there before that pine. 1314 01:05:22,108 --> 01:05:24,108 I'd prefer not to use that. 1315 01:05:24,110 --> 01:05:25,343 Well, don't be silly, Don. 1316 01:05:25,345 --> 01:05:27,378 It looks a lot worse from the outside. 1317 01:05:27,380 --> 01:05:29,947 And I suppose you'd know from experience. 1318 01:05:29,949 --> 01:05:32,718 Well, I've never had any complaints. 1319 01:05:36,289 --> 01:05:38,156 Well, I could return to my motel 1320 01:05:38,158 --> 01:05:40,391 and use the facilities there, 1321 01:05:40,393 --> 01:05:43,729 but that would take at least a half an hour. 1322 01:05:47,133 --> 01:05:49,135 We don't mind waiting. 1323 01:05:50,370 --> 01:05:52,270 TONY: Why don't I just pull over? 1324 01:05:52,272 --> 01:05:53,837 You can piss in the woods. 1325 01:05:53,839 --> 01:05:55,005 Animals go in the woods. 1326 01:05:55,007 --> 01:05:56,307 It's gonna be at least 20 minutes, 1327 01:05:56,309 --> 01:05:58,409 I gotta go all the way back to your motel. 1328 01:05:58,411 --> 01:05:59,910 So let's just get there 1329 01:05:59,912 --> 01:06:01,845 so I can go back and finish the show. 1330 01:06:01,847 --> 01:06:04,282 (SIGHS) See, that's the difference between you and me. 1331 01:06:04,284 --> 01:06:05,983 I'd have zero problem going in the woods. 1332 01:06:05,985 --> 01:06:07,218 I'm well aware. 1333 01:06:07,220 --> 01:06:09,153 What are you sore at me for? 1334 01:06:09,155 --> 01:06:11,054 I don't make the rules down here. 1335 01:06:11,056 --> 01:06:12,423 No? 1336 01:06:12,425 --> 01:06:14,292 Then who does? 1337 01:06:14,294 --> 01:06:16,127 Oh. 1338 01:06:16,129 --> 01:06:18,962 You're saying just 'cause I'm white and they're white? 1339 01:06:18,964 --> 01:06:20,398 You know, that's a very prejudiced thing 1340 01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,032 you just said there. 1341 01:06:22,034 --> 01:06:23,167 A very prejudiced thing. 1342 01:06:23,169 --> 01:06:25,270 I got more in common with the Hymies 1343 01:06:25,272 --> 01:06:27,070 at 2nd Avenue Deli than I do 1344 01:06:27,072 --> 01:06:28,606 with these hillbilly pricks down here. 1345 01:06:28,608 --> 01:06:30,007 Eyes on the road. 1346 01:06:30,009 --> 01:06:30,841 You always say that 1347 01:06:30,843 --> 01:06:32,377 when you don't like what I'm saying. 1348 01:06:32,379 --> 01:06:34,180 Eyes on the road. 1349 01:06:36,082 --> 01:06:38,015 (QUIET CHATTER, LAUGHTER) 1350 01:06:38,017 --> 01:06:39,950 TONY: I don't get it. 1351 01:06:39,952 --> 01:06:43,053 How does he smile and shake their hands like that? 1352 01:06:43,055 --> 01:06:45,290 They try to pull that outhouse shit on me, 1353 01:06:45,292 --> 01:06:47,327 I'd piss right on the living room floor. 1354 01:06:49,129 --> 01:06:51,063 Don't-don't do that. 1355 01:06:52,432 --> 01:06:55,235 We have many concert dates left. 1356 01:06:57,370 --> 01:06:59,903 Yeah? So? 1357 01:06:59,905 --> 01:07:02,808 You realize we're contractually obliged to perform them? 1358 01:07:03,976 --> 01:07:05,310 Course I do. 1359 01:07:05,312 --> 01:07:07,944 You don't play, we don't get paid. 1360 01:07:07,946 --> 01:07:09,347 What's your point? 1361 01:07:09,349 --> 01:07:12,450 Ugly circumstances are going to happen again, 1362 01:07:12,452 --> 01:07:14,918 so control yourself. 1363 01:07:14,920 --> 01:07:17,324 Don't lecture me, you rat. 1364 01:07:19,225 --> 01:07:21,492 Dr. Shirley could have stayed up north, 1365 01:07:21,494 --> 01:07:24,195 getting rear end kissed at Park Avenue parties 1366 01:07:24,197 --> 01:07:26,097 for three times money. 1367 01:07:26,099 --> 01:07:28,399 But he ask for this. 1368 01:07:28,401 --> 01:07:31,271 (QUIET CHATTER CONTINUES) 1369 01:07:32,971 --> 01:07:34,174 Why? 1370 01:07:53,992 --> 01:07:56,260 What on God's green Earth are you doing? 1371 01:07:56,262 --> 01:07:58,162 A letter. 1372 01:07:58,164 --> 01:08:01,399 Looks more like a piecemeal ransom note. 1373 01:08:01,401 --> 01:08:03,269 May I? 1374 01:08:10,143 --> 01:08:12,276 "Dear Dolores." 1375 01:08:12,278 --> 01:08:13,711 D-E-A-R. 1376 01:08:13,713 --> 01:08:15,313 This is an animal. 1377 01:08:15,315 --> 01:08:18,014 "I'm meeting all the highly leading citizens 1378 01:08:18,016 --> 01:08:20,284 "of the town. 1379 01:08:20,286 --> 01:08:24,020 "People that use big words, all of them. 1380 01:08:24,022 --> 01:08:26,557 "But you know me. I get by. 1381 01:08:26,559 --> 01:08:28,426 I'm a good bullshitter." 1382 01:08:28,428 --> 01:08:31,195 Two T's in "bullshitter." 1383 01:08:31,197 --> 01:08:35,333 "As I'm writing this letter, I'm eating potato chips, 1384 01:08:35,335 --> 01:08:39,069 "and I'm starting to get thirsty. 1385 01:08:39,071 --> 01:08:42,573 "I washed my socks and dried them on the TV. 1386 01:08:42,575 --> 01:08:45,343 I should have brung the iron." 1387 01:08:45,345 --> 01:08:47,180 You know this is pathetic, right? 1388 01:08:48,314 --> 01:08:50,314 Tell me what you're trying to say. 1389 01:08:50,316 --> 01:08:52,583 I don't know. 1390 01:08:52,585 --> 01:08:55,018 You know, I miss her and shit. 1391 01:08:55,020 --> 01:08:56,187 Then say that. 1392 01:08:56,189 --> 01:08:58,222 But do it in a manner that no one else 1393 01:08:58,224 --> 01:09:00,023 has ever done it before. 1394 01:09:00,025 --> 01:09:01,461 And without the profanity. 1395 01:09:02,462 --> 01:09:04,995 Something like, uh... 1396 01:09:04,997 --> 01:09:07,100 Put this down. 1397 01:09:09,067 --> 01:09:10,601 "Dear Dolores." 1398 01:09:10,603 --> 01:09:13,036 Hold on. I'll start a new one. 1399 01:09:13,038 --> 01:09:16,209 "D-E-A-R Dolores." 1400 01:09:18,278 --> 01:09:21,345 "When I think of you, 1401 01:09:21,347 --> 01:09:26,049 I'm reminded of the beautiful plains of Iowa." 1402 01:09:26,051 --> 01:09:27,552 What planes? 1403 01:09:27,554 --> 01:09:29,353 The plains. 1404 01:09:29,355 --> 01:09:31,088 P-L-A-I-N-S. 1405 01:09:31,090 --> 01:09:32,356 Those big fields we saw. 1406 01:09:32,358 --> 01:09:34,592 Oh. Yeah, those were nice. 1407 01:09:34,594 --> 01:09:36,627 Plains. 1408 01:09:36,629 --> 01:09:40,364 "Which is what they call... 1409 01:09:40,366 --> 01:09:44,034 big fields around here." 1410 01:09:44,036 --> 01:09:46,036 Tony, no expounding. 1411 01:09:46,038 --> 01:09:48,372 - No what? - Just write what I say. 1412 01:09:48,374 --> 01:09:50,241 No good. 1413 01:09:50,243 --> 01:09:53,511 "The distance between us... 1414 01:09:53,513 --> 01:09:56,149 is breaking my spirit." 1415 01:09:57,383 --> 01:09:59,550 "Between us..." 1416 01:09:59,552 --> 01:10:02,186 "My time and experiences without you 1417 01:10:02,188 --> 01:10:04,224 "are meaningless to me. 1418 01:10:07,527 --> 01:10:09,327 "Falling in love with you 1419 01:10:09,329 --> 01:10:12,263 was the easiest thing I've ever done." 1420 01:10:12,265 --> 01:10:16,567 "Falling in love with you..." 1421 01:10:16,569 --> 01:10:20,070 This is very fucking romantic. 1422 01:10:20,072 --> 01:10:21,539 TONY: ...was the easiest thing 1423 01:10:21,541 --> 01:10:23,374 I have ever done. 1424 01:10:23,376 --> 01:10:26,377 Nothing matters to me but you, 1425 01:10:26,379 --> 01:10:29,580 and every day I'm alive, I'm aware of this. 1426 01:10:29,582 --> 01:10:33,851 I loved you the day I met you, I love you today, 1427 01:10:33,853 --> 01:10:37,357 and I will love you the rest of my life. 1428 01:10:39,692 --> 01:10:42,326 So, can I put, uh... "P.S. Kiss the kids"? 1429 01:10:42,328 --> 01:10:43,661 A P.S.? 1430 01:10:43,663 --> 01:10:45,398 Yeah, like, at the end. 1431 01:10:46,432 --> 01:10:48,266 That's like clanging a cowbell 1432 01:10:48,268 --> 01:10:50,403 at the end of Shostakovich's Seventh. 1433 01:10:52,171 --> 01:10:54,173 Right. And that's good? 1434 01:10:55,308 --> 01:10:57,277 It's perfect, Tony. 1435 01:11:00,880 --> 01:11:03,881 TONY: Everybody talks about Willie Mays, 1954. 1436 01:11:03,883 --> 01:11:06,183 It wasn't even the greatest catch in the Polo Grounds. 1437 01:11:06,185 --> 01:11:09,153 That was Joe DiMaggio, 1936, 1438 01:11:09,155 --> 01:11:10,488 second game of the World Series. 1439 01:11:10,490 --> 01:11:13,459 Final out, 500 feet... 1440 01:11:16,496 --> 01:11:18,396 You like that, Doc? 1441 01:11:18,398 --> 01:11:19,597 That's a handsome suit. 1442 01:11:19,599 --> 01:11:22,199 - Sharp. - Mm-hmm. 1443 01:11:22,201 --> 01:11:24,502 TONY: Guy looks just like you. 1444 01:11:24,504 --> 01:11:26,439 He does? 1445 01:11:27,607 --> 01:11:30,109 Well, size-wise. Yeah. 1446 01:11:31,177 --> 01:11:32,343 (SHIRLEY CHUCKLES) 1447 01:11:32,345 --> 01:11:34,445 It is about a 42. 1448 01:11:34,447 --> 01:11:37,515 - Why don't you try it on? - Hmm... 1449 01:11:37,517 --> 01:11:40,551 What, you gotta wear a tuxedo onstage every night? 1450 01:11:40,553 --> 01:11:42,520 You could mix it up a little, Doc. 1451 01:11:42,522 --> 01:11:44,388 Come on, let's see how it looks on you. 1452 01:11:44,390 --> 01:11:45,523 We got plenty of time. 1453 01:11:45,525 --> 01:11:47,293 (BELL JINGLES) 1454 01:11:48,328 --> 01:11:49,927 I'll be right back. 1455 01:11:49,929 --> 01:11:52,763 - How you doing? - May I help you, sir? 1456 01:11:52,765 --> 01:11:54,632 Yeah, we want to try on that, uh, 1457 01:11:54,634 --> 01:11:56,334 beautiful gray suit in the window. 1458 01:11:56,336 --> 01:11:57,602 You got it in a 42? 1459 01:11:57,604 --> 01:11:59,505 Of course. 1460 01:12:01,674 --> 01:12:03,374 That's the one. 1461 01:12:03,376 --> 01:12:05,242 Dressing room is in the back, sir. 1462 01:12:05,244 --> 01:12:06,611 Thank you. 1463 01:12:06,613 --> 01:12:08,946 - I'll be just a moment. - TONY: Take your time, Doc. 1464 01:12:08,948 --> 01:12:10,683 I'll check out some ties for you. 1465 01:12:12,251 --> 01:12:14,251 Uh, e-excuse me. 1466 01:12:14,253 --> 01:12:16,623 Uh, you're not allowed to try that on. 1467 01:12:18,257 --> 01:12:19,590 I beg your pardon? 1468 01:12:19,592 --> 01:12:21,959 Uh, if you'd like to purchase it first, 1469 01:12:21,961 --> 01:12:24,664 we'd be happy to tailor it to your needs. 1470 01:12:26,766 --> 01:12:29,502 I see. 1471 01:12:34,674 --> 01:12:36,676 (BELL JINGLES) 1472 01:12:44,350 --> 01:12:46,352 (PLAYING UP-TEMPO JAZZ) 1473 01:13:10,810 --> 01:13:12,443 (MUSIC ENDS) 1474 01:13:12,445 --> 01:13:14,747 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 1475 01:13:17,483 --> 01:13:19,285 (GRUNTS) 1476 01:13:22,255 --> 01:13:23,589 (PHONE RINGING) 1477 01:13:30,596 --> 01:13:32,298 Yeah. 1478 01:13:33,433 --> 01:13:35,268 That's me. 1479 01:13:37,336 --> 01:13:39,338 ♪ 1480 01:13:45,845 --> 01:13:47,611 Hey, Officer. 1481 01:13:47,613 --> 01:13:49,714 I got a call about Dr. Shirley. 1482 01:13:49,716 --> 01:13:51,751 Come on. 1483 01:13:56,422 --> 01:13:58,756 His friend's here. 1484 01:13:58,758 --> 01:14:00,758 Thank you. 1485 01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:03,262 (TONY SIGHS) 1486 01:14:05,364 --> 01:14:07,798 Get a guy a towel, for Christ's sake. 1487 01:14:07,800 --> 01:14:09,500 You a lawyer? 1488 01:14:09,502 --> 01:14:10,768 - No. - Well, you should call one. 1489 01:14:10,770 --> 01:14:12,703 - We're taking your auntie in. - For what? 1490 01:14:12,705 --> 01:14:15,508 Manager caught him and the other guy. 1491 01:14:18,878 --> 01:14:21,479 Well, can we get the cuffs off him, 1492 01:14:21,481 --> 01:14:23,714 let him put his pants on, we talk about this? 1493 01:14:23,716 --> 01:14:25,382 Sure, we could. 1494 01:14:25,384 --> 01:14:27,351 But we ain't. 1495 01:14:27,353 --> 01:14:30,387 Okay, look, we're out of here tomorrow morning. 1496 01:14:30,389 --> 01:14:31,822 You'll never see us again. 1497 01:14:31,824 --> 01:14:34,393 There's gotta be something we can do to work this out. 1498 01:14:36,362 --> 01:14:37,528 What if you let him go 1499 01:14:37,530 --> 01:14:39,663 and I give you something to thank you? 1500 01:14:39,665 --> 01:14:40,898 (LAUGHS) 1501 01:14:40,900 --> 01:14:42,900 - You bribing us? - No. 1502 01:14:42,902 --> 01:14:44,335 Hell no. 1503 01:14:44,337 --> 01:14:45,503 A gift. 1504 01:14:45,505 --> 01:14:46,804 A thank-you. 1505 01:14:46,806 --> 01:14:49,340 OFFICER: What kind of thank-you? 1506 01:14:49,342 --> 01:14:50,875 TONY: Like a... 1507 01:14:50,877 --> 01:14:52,843 you know, donation to the police force. 1508 01:14:52,845 --> 01:14:54,545 Youse guys. 1509 01:14:54,547 --> 01:14:56,614 Whatever you want. 1510 01:14:56,616 --> 01:14:59,383 You like suits? 1511 01:14:59,385 --> 01:15:01,485 I was walking through your nice town today, 1512 01:15:01,487 --> 01:15:04,522 and I seen a store that was selling suits. 1513 01:15:04,524 --> 01:15:06,390 Primo suits. 1514 01:15:06,392 --> 01:15:09,860 What if, as a thank-you... a donation... 1515 01:15:09,862 --> 01:15:12,830 I buy youse each a suit? 1516 01:15:12,832 --> 01:15:14,632 You get all dressed up, 1517 01:15:14,634 --> 01:15:16,834 you take the wife out for dinner. 1518 01:15:16,836 --> 01:15:18,836 I mean, guys like you, you work hard. 1519 01:15:18,838 --> 01:15:20,840 You deserve it. 1520 01:15:27,513 --> 01:15:29,513 They were wrong for the way they treated me, 1521 01:15:29,515 --> 01:15:31,584 and you rewarded them. 1522 01:15:33,386 --> 01:15:35,719 I was hired to get you from one show to the next. 1523 01:15:35,721 --> 01:15:37,555 How I do it shouldn't matter to you. 1524 01:15:37,557 --> 01:15:39,423 I just wish you hadn't paid 'em off. 1525 01:15:39,425 --> 01:15:41,759 I did what I had to do. 1526 01:15:41,761 --> 01:15:44,162 You know, if this got out, it would kill your career. 1527 01:15:44,164 --> 01:15:46,463 Okay, Tony. 1528 01:15:46,465 --> 01:15:48,499 I need you to stop it with the phony altruism 1529 01:15:48,501 --> 01:15:49,934 and concern for my career. 1530 01:15:49,936 --> 01:15:51,669 What the hell does that mean? 1531 01:15:51,671 --> 01:15:53,470 You were only thinking about yourself back there 1532 01:15:53,472 --> 01:15:54,872 because you know, if I miss a show, 1533 01:15:54,874 --> 01:15:56,473 it'll come out of your pocketbook. 1534 01:15:56,475 --> 01:15:58,509 Of course I don't want you to miss a show, 1535 01:15:58,511 --> 01:15:59,710 you ungrateful bastard. 1536 01:15:59,712 --> 01:16:01,812 You think I'm doing this for my health? 1537 01:16:01,814 --> 01:16:03,881 Tonight, I saved your ass. 1538 01:16:03,883 --> 01:16:06,584 So show a little appreciation, maybe. 1539 01:16:06,586 --> 01:16:10,888 Besides, I told you never to go nowhere without me! 1540 01:16:10,890 --> 01:16:14,925 I assumed you'd want this to be the exception. 1541 01:16:14,927 --> 01:16:16,929 ♪ 1542 01:16:26,206 --> 01:16:27,840 (CAR DOOR OPENS) 1543 01:16:29,475 --> 01:16:30,741 (DOOR CLOSES) 1544 01:16:30,743 --> 01:16:32,745 ♪ 1545 01:16:45,658 --> 01:16:47,894 - (KEYS JINGLING) - (TONY GROANS) 1546 01:16:49,495 --> 01:16:51,795 Want me to get some makeup or something 1547 01:16:51,797 --> 01:16:53,030 for the show tomorrow? 1548 01:16:53,032 --> 01:16:54,632 No, I'm fine. 1549 01:16:54,634 --> 01:16:56,800 You sure? Bruise kind of shows. 1550 01:16:56,802 --> 01:16:58,004 I said I'm fine. 1551 01:16:59,538 --> 01:17:01,507 Okay. 1552 01:17:03,542 --> 01:17:05,411 (DOOR CLOSES) 1553 01:17:07,947 --> 01:17:09,780 MAN: He didn't ask me to do that. 1554 01:17:09,782 --> 01:17:11,949 MAN 2: Dom, I'm telling you, that's what he told me. 1555 01:17:11,951 --> 01:17:13,550 He didn't ask me. 1556 01:17:13,552 --> 01:17:16,053 Oh. Tony Lip. 1557 01:17:16,055 --> 01:17:17,655 - Dominic, Mags. - What the hell...? 1558 01:17:17,657 --> 01:17:19,023 What the hell you guys doing down here? 1559 01:17:19,025 --> 01:17:20,557 Hey, Brooklyn sent us down. 1560 01:17:20,559 --> 01:17:22,762 - Take care of a few things. - Yeah. 1561 01:17:31,671 --> 01:17:32,872 (LAUGHTER) 1562 01:17:57,596 --> 01:17:59,433 I'm working here. 1563 01:18:08,308 --> 01:18:10,874 Sorry, Doc. They're some friends from New York. 1564 01:18:10,876 --> 01:18:12,876 Hey, can you get Dr. Shirley's luggage? 1565 01:18:12,878 --> 01:18:13,980 All right. 1566 01:18:18,684 --> 01:18:20,686 ♪ 1567 01:18:39,172 --> 01:18:41,774 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 1568 01:18:46,812 --> 01:18:48,146 Called his room. 1569 01:18:48,148 --> 01:18:49,982 Be down in a minute. 1570 01:18:51,118 --> 01:18:53,151 - (SIGHS) - (LOCK CLICKS) 1571 01:18:53,153 --> 01:18:54,920 (JIGGLES KNOB) 1572 01:18:58,724 --> 01:19:00,091 Hey, Doc. 1573 01:19:00,093 --> 01:19:01,961 Where are you off to? 1574 01:19:03,596 --> 01:19:05,629 Just going downstairs. 1575 01:19:05,631 --> 01:19:07,566 To have a drink. 1576 01:19:17,877 --> 01:19:19,676 Tony... 1577 01:19:19,678 --> 01:19:23,381 I think you're doing a wonderful job. 1578 01:19:23,383 --> 01:19:25,649 So... 1579 01:19:25,651 --> 01:19:27,152 I'd like to formally offer you 1580 01:19:27,154 --> 01:19:28,952 the position of my road manager. 1581 01:19:28,954 --> 01:19:33,857 With the title also comes more responsibility, but... 1582 01:19:33,859 --> 01:19:35,861 that also means a raise in pay. 1583 01:19:36,929 --> 01:19:39,029 No. No. 1584 01:19:39,031 --> 01:19:41,999 No, thanks. 1585 01:19:42,001 --> 01:19:46,171 We agreed on 125 a week, plus expenses. 1586 01:19:46,173 --> 01:19:49,109 That's our deal, right? 1587 01:19:50,776 --> 01:19:52,709 (CHUCKLES) I ain't going nowhere, Doc. 1588 01:19:52,711 --> 01:19:55,014 I-I was just going down to tell them. 1589 01:20:00,087 --> 01:20:01,720 (CHUCKLES) 1590 01:20:05,691 --> 01:20:06,859 Tony. 1591 01:20:11,730 --> 01:20:14,101 I'm sorry about last night. 1592 01:20:17,237 --> 01:20:19,672 Don't worry about it. 1593 01:20:21,208 --> 01:20:24,675 I've been working nightclubs in New York City my whole life. 1594 01:20:24,677 --> 01:20:28,747 I know it's a... complicated world. 1595 01:20:40,993 --> 01:20:42,726 TONY: So, where'd you learn 1596 01:20:42,728 --> 01:20:43,961 how to play like that? 1597 01:20:43,963 --> 01:20:45,896 - My mother. - Your mother? 1598 01:20:45,898 --> 01:20:47,867 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 1599 01:20:49,735 --> 01:20:53,171 She taught me how to play on an old spinet. 1600 01:20:53,173 --> 01:20:55,739 Soon as I could walk, we'd... 1601 01:20:55,741 --> 01:20:57,975 travel around the Florida Panhandle, 1602 01:20:57,977 --> 01:21:01,712 put on my little shows in parishes and halls. 1603 01:21:01,714 --> 01:21:03,914 Fortunately, a man who had seen me play 1604 01:21:03,916 --> 01:21:05,183 arranged for me to study 1605 01:21:05,185 --> 01:21:07,218 at the Leningrad Conservatory of Music. 1606 01:21:07,220 --> 01:21:10,053 I was the first Negro ever accepted there. 1607 01:21:10,055 --> 01:21:12,490 That's where they taught you all them songs you play? 1608 01:21:12,492 --> 01:21:15,726 Actually, I was trained to play classical music. 1609 01:21:15,728 --> 01:21:19,999 Brahms, Franz Liszt, Beethoven, Chopin. 1610 01:21:21,066 --> 01:21:23,334 It's all I ever wanted to play. 1611 01:21:23,336 --> 01:21:26,271 But I was persuaded by my record company 1612 01:21:26,273 --> 01:21:30,141 to pursue a career in popular music instead. 1613 01:21:30,143 --> 01:21:32,743 They insisted that audiences would never accept 1614 01:21:32,745 --> 01:21:34,912 a Negro pianist on a classical stage. 1615 01:21:34,914 --> 01:21:39,816 Wanted to turn me into just another colored entertainer. 1616 01:21:39,818 --> 01:21:43,221 You know, the guy who's smoking while he's playing 1617 01:21:43,223 --> 01:21:46,090 and sets a glass of whiskey on his piano, 1618 01:21:46,092 --> 01:21:48,825 and then complains because he's not respected 1619 01:21:48,827 --> 01:21:50,228 like Arthur Rubinstein. 1620 01:21:50,230 --> 01:21:53,131 (CHUCKLING): You don't see Arthur Rubinstein 1621 01:21:53,133 --> 01:21:55,768 putting a glass of whiskey on his piano. 1622 01:21:57,103 --> 01:21:59,137 I don't know. Personally, I think, 1623 01:21:59,139 --> 01:22:00,938 if you stuck to the classic stuff, 1624 01:22:00,940 --> 01:22:02,540 it would've been a big mistake. 1625 01:22:02,542 --> 01:22:04,142 A mistake? 1626 01:22:04,144 --> 01:22:07,378 Performing the music I trained my entire life to play? 1627 01:22:07,380 --> 01:22:09,980 Trained? What are you, a seal? 1628 01:22:09,982 --> 01:22:11,848 People love what you do. 1629 01:22:11,850 --> 01:22:14,285 Anyone could sound like Beethoven or... 1630 01:22:14,287 --> 01:22:16,853 "Joe Pan" or them other guys you said, 1631 01:22:16,855 --> 01:22:20,793 but your music, what you do... 1632 01:22:22,229 --> 01:22:24,029 ...only you can do that. 1633 01:22:26,899 --> 01:22:28,268 Thank you, Tony. 1634 01:22:33,273 --> 01:22:35,908 But not everyone can play Chopin. 1635 01:22:37,009 --> 01:22:39,011 Not like I can. 1636 01:22:40,280 --> 01:22:42,813 ♪ I love my baby... 1637 01:22:42,815 --> 01:22:45,416 SHIRLEY: "The trees have shed their leafy clothing, 1638 01:22:45,418 --> 01:22:49,019 and their colors have faded to grays and browns." 1639 01:22:49,021 --> 01:22:52,889 "I saw millions of trees all dusted with snow, 1640 01:22:52,891 --> 01:22:54,825 just like out of a fairy tale." 1641 01:22:54,827 --> 01:22:57,128 He's so expressive. 1642 01:22:57,130 --> 01:22:59,397 - DOLORES: "It's getting cold." - Got to admit, Lip's letters, 1643 01:22:59,399 --> 01:23:01,266 they're not bad. 1644 01:23:01,268 --> 01:23:03,033 Oh, well, it's in the family. 1645 01:23:03,035 --> 01:23:05,303 They say our great-great-great-grandfather 1646 01:23:05,305 --> 01:23:07,871 helped da Vinci with the Sixteen Chapel. 1647 01:23:07,873 --> 01:23:10,208 - You mean Michelangelo. - Right. 1648 01:23:10,210 --> 01:23:12,410 What does Michelangelo have to do with writing letters? 1649 01:23:12,412 --> 01:23:15,179 I'm just saying, we're an arty family. 1650 01:23:15,181 --> 01:23:19,417 "I will count the hours, minutes and seconds 1651 01:23:19,419 --> 01:23:21,918 "until you are in my arms. 1652 01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:23,887 "Love you, Tony. 1653 01:23:23,889 --> 01:23:25,191 P.S. Kiss the kids." 1654 01:23:26,226 --> 01:23:27,425 John! 1655 01:23:27,427 --> 01:23:28,925 Yeah? 1656 01:23:28,927 --> 01:23:31,095 I want a letter. 1657 01:23:31,097 --> 01:23:32,430 Yeah, soon as you make a meal. 1658 01:23:32,432 --> 01:23:33,964 (LAUGHTER) 1659 01:23:33,966 --> 01:23:36,403 (PIANO PLAYING LIVELY TUNE) 1660 01:23:43,643 --> 01:23:46,877 (LAUGHING) 1661 01:23:46,879 --> 01:23:50,648 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - Eyes forward, Tony. 1662 01:23:50,650 --> 01:23:52,851 ♪ 1663 01:24:14,940 --> 01:24:16,207 SHIRLEY: Tony. 1664 01:24:16,209 --> 01:24:17,508 MAN: All right, everybody. 1665 01:24:17,510 --> 01:24:20,378 Let's give our finest Louisiana welcome 1666 01:24:20,380 --> 01:24:23,314 to Don Shirley and the Don Shirley Trio. 1667 01:24:23,316 --> 01:24:25,418 (APPLAUSE) 1668 01:24:27,220 --> 01:24:29,356 ♪ 1669 01:24:36,929 --> 01:24:38,398 - (MUSIC ENDS) - (APPLAUSE) 1670 01:24:50,076 --> 01:24:52,310 (GROANS) Your mother's ass. 1671 01:24:52,312 --> 01:24:54,479 Can't see shit. 1672 01:24:54,481 --> 01:24:56,882 (TONY GRUNTING) 1673 01:25:01,954 --> 01:25:03,954 What the hell's this guy doing? 1674 01:25:03,956 --> 01:25:07,392 (SIREN WAILING) 1675 01:25:07,394 --> 01:25:09,496 Son of a bitch. 1676 01:25:21,974 --> 01:25:23,574 License and papers. 1677 01:25:23,576 --> 01:25:26,511 TONY: Am I glad to see you. 1678 01:25:26,513 --> 01:25:28,346 We had to turn off the main road, 1679 01:25:28,348 --> 01:25:31,317 and, uh, now we're lost. 1680 01:25:33,018 --> 01:25:35,018 Step out of the car. 1681 01:25:35,020 --> 01:25:36,354 What'd I do? 1682 01:25:36,356 --> 01:25:38,191 Out of the car. 1683 01:25:44,330 --> 01:25:45,463 (SIGHS) 1684 01:25:45,465 --> 01:25:46,900 (DOOR CLOSES) 1685 01:25:49,335 --> 01:25:51,402 Why are you on this road? 1686 01:25:51,404 --> 01:25:52,770 I told you. 1687 01:25:52,772 --> 01:25:56,342 We had to make a detour, and we got lost. 1688 01:26:00,780 --> 01:26:02,613 And why are you driving him? 1689 01:26:02,615 --> 01:26:05,218 He's my boss. 1690 01:26:11,023 --> 01:26:13,090 He can't be out here at night. 1691 01:26:13,092 --> 01:26:15,025 This is a sundown town. 1692 01:26:15,027 --> 01:26:16,329 What's that? 1693 01:26:17,630 --> 01:26:20,431 Get him out of the car and check his I.D. 1694 01:26:20,433 --> 01:26:21,599 TONY: Oh, come on. 1695 01:26:21,601 --> 01:26:22,733 It's pouring rain. 1696 01:26:22,735 --> 01:26:26,069 Sir, I can just get it right here through the window. 1697 01:26:26,071 --> 01:26:27,271 Get him out of the car. 1698 01:26:27,273 --> 01:26:29,140 Come on, get out, now. 1699 01:26:29,142 --> 01:26:31,041 Get out, now. Get out. 1700 01:26:31,043 --> 01:26:33,446 Got I.D.? 1701 01:26:35,482 --> 01:26:38,449 How you say this last name? 1702 01:26:38,451 --> 01:26:40,585 Vallelonga. 1703 01:26:40,587 --> 01:26:43,053 Yeah, what kind of name is that? 1704 01:26:43,055 --> 01:26:44,422 It's Italian. 1705 01:26:44,424 --> 01:26:45,556 Oh. 1706 01:26:45,558 --> 01:26:47,158 Oh, I see. 1707 01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:49,462 That's why you're driving him around. 1708 01:26:51,498 --> 01:26:53,264 You're half a nigger yourself. 1709 01:26:53,266 --> 01:26:54,265 (GRUNTS) 1710 01:26:54,267 --> 01:26:56,100 Hands in the air! 1711 01:26:56,102 --> 01:26:57,403 Now! Now! 1712 01:27:01,140 --> 01:27:03,041 SHIRLEY: Excuse me. 1713 01:27:04,277 --> 01:27:06,310 (SHIRLEY CLEARS THROAT) 1714 01:27:06,312 --> 01:27:10,081 SHIRLEY: Excuse me, sirs. 1715 01:27:10,083 --> 01:27:13,284 I-I understand why my associate is being held, 1716 01:27:13,286 --> 01:27:16,256 but what exactly am I being charged with? 1717 01:27:19,158 --> 01:27:22,360 You seem like reasonable men. 1718 01:27:22,362 --> 01:27:23,661 Perhaps you could let me out 1719 01:27:23,663 --> 01:27:26,163 so that we could discuss the situation further. 1720 01:27:26,165 --> 01:27:28,099 Just put the apple butter away, boy. 1721 01:27:28,101 --> 01:27:31,102 You ain't going nowhere no time soon. 1722 01:27:31,104 --> 01:27:34,205 You cannot hold me without cause. 1723 01:27:34,207 --> 01:27:35,540 Well, I got cause. 1724 01:27:35,542 --> 01:27:38,311 'Cause you let the sun set on your black ass. 1725 01:27:39,646 --> 01:27:42,246 I want to speak to my lawyer. 1726 01:27:42,248 --> 01:27:44,415 I want my call. 1727 01:27:44,417 --> 01:27:47,685 This is a flagrant violation of my rights. 1728 01:27:47,687 --> 01:27:51,122 You know... 1729 01:27:51,124 --> 01:27:55,261 he does have, uh, rights. 1730 01:27:59,699 --> 01:28:03,134 Give the Negro his goddamn phone call. 1731 01:28:03,136 --> 01:28:04,604 You happy? 1732 01:28:07,340 --> 01:28:09,140 (LIFTS PHONE, DIAL TONE DRONING) 1733 01:28:09,142 --> 01:28:10,908 You know a lawyer? 1734 01:28:10,910 --> 01:28:12,312 Call him. 1735 01:28:23,723 --> 01:28:25,456 OFFICER: I walk up to the car, and I say, 1736 01:28:25,458 --> 01:28:27,325 "Sir, you know how fast you were going?" 1737 01:28:27,327 --> 01:28:29,594 He says, "I'm sorry, Officer. I didn't mean to speed, but..." 1738 01:28:29,596 --> 01:28:31,228 SHIRLEY: As my mother always said, 1739 01:28:31,230 --> 01:28:33,698 "What kind of brand-new fool are you?" 1740 01:28:33,700 --> 01:28:35,666 Look at them over there. 1741 01:28:35,668 --> 01:28:38,302 Take a good look at the officer you hit. 1742 01:28:38,304 --> 01:28:40,671 Look at him. He's over there having a grand old time, 1743 01:28:40,673 --> 01:28:44,942 chatting up with his pals, enjoying a nice cup of coffee. 1744 01:28:44,944 --> 01:28:47,178 And where are you? 1745 01:28:47,180 --> 01:28:50,181 In here, with me, who did nothing. 1746 01:28:50,183 --> 01:28:52,483 Yet I'm the one who pays the price. 1747 01:28:52,485 --> 01:28:55,386 I'm the one who's gonna miss the Birmingham show. 1748 01:28:55,388 --> 01:28:57,288 Hey, I'm gonna lose a lot of money, too, 1749 01:28:57,290 --> 01:28:58,689 if you don't play Birmingham. 1750 01:28:58,691 --> 01:29:02,161 So that little temper tantrum, was it worth it? 1751 01:29:03,262 --> 01:29:05,262 Hmm? 1752 01:29:05,264 --> 01:29:07,264 You never win with violence, Tony. 1753 01:29:07,266 --> 01:29:09,433 You only win when you maintain your dignity. 1754 01:29:09,435 --> 01:29:13,537 Dignity always prevails. 1755 01:29:13,539 --> 01:29:16,743 And tonight, because of you, we did not. 1756 01:29:21,614 --> 01:29:24,248 I wouldn't touch that mattress, Doc. 1757 01:29:24,250 --> 01:29:26,586 - (PHONE RINGS) - OFFICER: Maryville Police. 1758 01:29:29,322 --> 01:29:31,222 No, sir. 1759 01:29:31,224 --> 01:29:33,658 No, no, I-I'm not, sir. 1760 01:29:33,660 --> 01:29:36,460 Yes, sir. He's right here, sir. Yes, sir. 1761 01:29:36,462 --> 01:29:37,561 Yes, sir. 1762 01:29:37,563 --> 01:29:39,730 Give me. 1763 01:29:39,732 --> 01:29:41,699 Chief Pratt. Who's this? 1764 01:29:41,701 --> 01:29:43,636 Baloney. 1765 01:29:45,838 --> 01:29:47,438 Yes, sir. 1766 01:29:47,440 --> 01:29:50,708 I can hear it now, Governor. 1767 01:29:50,710 --> 01:29:53,444 Uh... 1768 01:29:53,446 --> 01:29:55,346 No, sir, I'm sorry. I... 1769 01:29:55,348 --> 01:29:57,717 No, of course I can recognize your voice. It's... 1770 01:30:00,753 --> 01:30:02,753 Sir? 1771 01:30:02,755 --> 01:30:06,592 You're saying the boy we got locked up called who? 1772 01:30:09,595 --> 01:30:11,595 Oh, and he called you. 1773 01:30:11,597 --> 01:30:13,531 No, no, sir. 1774 01:30:13,533 --> 01:30:16,703 An officer was assaulted in the line of duty. 1775 01:30:19,472 --> 01:30:22,373 No, sir. No. I don't want no National Guard 1776 01:30:22,375 --> 01:30:24,341 coming down here, neither, sir. 1777 01:30:24,343 --> 01:30:26,746 I'll get to it immediately, Governor. 1778 01:30:28,047 --> 01:30:30,483 Good night to you and the missus. 1779 01:30:34,587 --> 01:30:36,353 - Get 'em out. - What? 1780 01:30:36,355 --> 01:30:37,688 Cut 'em goddamn loose. 1781 01:30:37,690 --> 01:30:39,757 That dago wop hit me! 1782 01:30:39,759 --> 01:30:41,492 You want to keep your goddamn job? 1783 01:30:41,494 --> 01:30:43,527 Then you do what I goddamn tell you to do 1784 01:30:43,529 --> 01:30:45,629 when I goddamn tell you to do it! 1785 01:30:45,631 --> 01:30:48,632 And I'm telling you to get 'em the goddamn out! 1786 01:30:48,634 --> 01:30:50,403 Who the hell did you call? 1787 01:30:52,405 --> 01:30:55,740 Bobby Kennedy just saved our asses. 1788 01:30:55,742 --> 01:30:58,876 Madonne. How great is that? 1789 01:30:58,878 --> 01:31:00,511 It's not great. 1790 01:31:00,513 --> 01:31:02,080 It's not great at all. 1791 01:31:02,082 --> 01:31:04,448 - It's humiliating. - The hell you talking about? 1792 01:31:04,450 --> 01:31:06,884 We were screwed. Now we ain't. 1793 01:31:06,886 --> 01:31:09,620 And I just put the attorney general of the United States 1794 01:31:09,622 --> 01:31:10,821 in an incredibly awkward position. 1795 01:31:10,823 --> 01:31:12,389 So what? 1796 01:31:12,391 --> 01:31:13,758 That's what the guy gets paid for. 1797 01:31:13,760 --> 01:31:15,392 What else he got to do? 1798 01:31:15,394 --> 01:31:17,795 That man and his brother 1799 01:31:17,797 --> 01:31:19,396 are trying to change this country. 1800 01:31:19,398 --> 01:31:21,832 That's what else he got to do. 1801 01:31:21,834 --> 01:31:25,469 Now he thinks I'm some kind of... 1802 01:31:25,471 --> 01:31:28,873 Calling from some backwoods swamp jail, 1803 01:31:28,875 --> 01:31:32,343 asking to attenuate assault charges? Who does that? 1804 01:31:32,345 --> 01:31:34,578 Garbage. That's who. 1805 01:31:34,580 --> 01:31:35,946 You shouldn't have hit him. 1806 01:31:35,948 --> 01:31:37,748 I didn't like the way he was treating you. 1807 01:31:37,750 --> 01:31:39,550 Making you stand out in the rain like that. 1808 01:31:39,552 --> 01:31:42,653 Please, you hit him because of what he called you. 1809 01:31:42,655 --> 01:31:44,789 I've had to endure that kind of talk my entire life. 1810 01:31:44,791 --> 01:31:46,924 You should be able to take it for at least one night. 1811 01:31:46,926 --> 01:31:48,926 What? I can't get mad at that stuff he was saying 1812 01:31:48,928 --> 01:31:50,461 'cause I ain't black? 1813 01:31:50,463 --> 01:31:51,695 Christ, I'm blacker than you are. 1814 01:31:51,697 --> 01:31:53,397 - Excuse me? - You don't know shit 1815 01:31:53,399 --> 01:31:54,899 about your own people. 1816 01:31:54,901 --> 01:31:58,402 What they eat, how they talk, how they live. 1817 01:31:58,404 --> 01:31:59,970 You don't even know who Little Richard is. 1818 01:31:59,972 --> 01:32:01,438 Oh, so knowing who Little Richard is 1819 01:32:01,440 --> 01:32:02,506 makes you blacker than me? 1820 01:32:02,508 --> 01:32:05,609 Oh, Tony, I wish you could hear yourself sometimes. 1821 01:32:05,611 --> 01:32:07,578 You wouldn't talk so damn much. 1822 01:32:07,580 --> 01:32:08,646 Bullshit. 1823 01:32:08,648 --> 01:32:10,948 I know exactly who I am. 1824 01:32:10,950 --> 01:32:12,883 I'm the guy who lived in the same neighborhood 1825 01:32:12,885 --> 01:32:15,452 in the Bronx my entire life with my mother, my father, 1826 01:32:15,454 --> 01:32:17,155 my brother, and now my wife and kids. 1827 01:32:17,157 --> 01:32:19,157 That's it. That's who I am. 1828 01:32:19,159 --> 01:32:21,625 I'm the asshole who has to hustle every goddamn day 1829 01:32:21,627 --> 01:32:23,394 to put food on the table. 1830 01:32:23,396 --> 01:32:26,430 You, Mr. Big Shot, you live on top of a castle, 1831 01:32:26,432 --> 01:32:28,966 traveling around the world doing concerts for rich people. 1832 01:32:28,968 --> 01:32:31,669 I live on the streets. You sit on a throne. 1833 01:32:31,671 --> 01:32:34,540 So yeah, my world is way more blacker than yours. 1834 01:32:35,708 --> 01:32:37,575 Pull over. 1835 01:32:37,577 --> 01:32:38,742 What? 1836 01:32:38,744 --> 01:32:40,744 - Pull over. - I ain't pulling over. 1837 01:32:40,746 --> 01:32:42,615 Stop the car, Tony! 1838 01:32:45,017 --> 01:32:46,517 - What? - (DOOR OPENS) 1839 01:32:46,519 --> 01:32:48,686 What are you doing? 1840 01:32:48,688 --> 01:32:50,523 Doc. 1841 01:32:52,491 --> 01:32:54,592 Doc, what the hell are you doing? 1842 01:32:54,594 --> 01:32:55,626 Doc. 1843 01:32:55,628 --> 01:32:57,528 Get back in the car. 1844 01:32:57,530 --> 01:33:00,366 Yes, I live in a castle, Tony! Alone. 1845 01:33:02,535 --> 01:33:04,735 And rich white people pay me to play piano for them 1846 01:33:04,737 --> 01:33:06,537 because it makes them feel cultured. 1847 01:33:06,539 --> 01:33:09,006 But as soon as I step off that stage, I go right back 1848 01:33:09,008 --> 01:33:11,475 to being just another nigger to them. 1849 01:33:11,477 --> 01:33:13,510 Because that is their true culture. 1850 01:33:13,512 --> 01:33:15,546 And I suffer that slight alone, 1851 01:33:15,548 --> 01:33:17,047 because I'm not accepted by my own people 1852 01:33:17,049 --> 01:33:19,583 'cause I'm not like them, either. 1853 01:33:19,585 --> 01:33:22,786 So, if I'm not black enough and if I'm not white enough 1854 01:33:22,788 --> 01:33:26,626 and if I'm not man enough, then tell me, Tony, what am I? 1855 01:33:41,941 --> 01:33:43,974 (CAR DOOR CLOSES) 1856 01:33:43,976 --> 01:33:45,978 ♪ 1857 01:34:00,559 --> 01:34:02,561 I need some sleep. 1858 01:34:05,698 --> 01:34:07,698 All right. 1859 01:34:07,700 --> 01:34:09,700 I'll stop at the next place we see 1860 01:34:09,702 --> 01:34:10,968 and sneak you into my room. 1861 01:34:10,970 --> 01:34:12,736 No. No. 1862 01:34:12,738 --> 01:34:14,838 I refuse to stay in an establishment 1863 01:34:14,840 --> 01:34:16,709 where I'm not welcome. 1864 01:34:18,778 --> 01:34:20,713 Yeah. Okay. 1865 01:34:38,731 --> 01:34:40,967 Tony, do you have to smoke everywhere? 1866 01:34:43,303 --> 01:34:45,669 I didn't know it bothered you. 1867 01:34:45,671 --> 01:34:48,639 You should have told me. 1868 01:34:48,641 --> 01:34:50,910 All you gotta do is say the word, Doc. 1869 01:34:54,680 --> 01:34:56,582 (SIGHS) 1870 01:34:58,050 --> 01:34:59,252 (GRUNTS) 1871 01:35:03,323 --> 01:35:06,757 You do realize you'll be home before that letter arrives. 1872 01:35:06,759 --> 01:35:08,326 Yeah, I know. 1873 01:35:08,328 --> 01:35:10,027 Just thought I'd bring it with me. 1874 01:35:10,029 --> 01:35:12,596 Save on stamps. 1875 01:35:12,598 --> 01:35:14,099 All right. 1876 01:35:14,101 --> 01:35:16,569 Tony, give it here. I'll fix it. 1877 01:35:17,603 --> 01:35:19,337 No offense, Doc, 1878 01:35:19,339 --> 01:35:22,508 but I think I got the hang of it now. 1879 01:35:28,681 --> 01:35:30,614 "Dear Dolores: 1880 01:35:30,616 --> 01:35:33,819 "Sometimes you remind me of a house. 1881 01:35:36,055 --> 01:35:39,723 "A house with beautiful lights on it, 1882 01:35:39,725 --> 01:35:42,728 where everyone is happy inside." 1883 01:35:45,664 --> 01:35:47,631 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1884 01:35:47,633 --> 01:35:50,101 Yes, Tony. You got it. 1885 01:35:50,103 --> 01:35:52,669 Yeah? 1886 01:35:52,671 --> 01:35:53,971 (CHUCKLES) 1887 01:35:53,973 --> 01:35:56,642 Thanks. 1888 01:35:58,178 --> 01:36:02,946 Hey, Doc, thanks for helping me with, uh, the letters. 1889 01:36:02,948 --> 01:36:05,749 You're really good at writing 'em. 1890 01:36:05,751 --> 01:36:07,920 My pleasure, Tony. 1891 01:36:09,089 --> 01:36:11,055 You know, um, when you get home, 1892 01:36:11,057 --> 01:36:14,994 maybe you should write... write one to your brother. 1893 01:36:16,996 --> 01:36:20,198 He knows where I am if he ever wants to reconnect. 1894 01:36:20,200 --> 01:36:22,902 Eh. I wouldn't wait. 1895 01:36:24,204 --> 01:36:27,704 You know, world's full of lonely people 1896 01:36:27,706 --> 01:36:29,708 afraid to make the first move. 1897 01:36:37,084 --> 01:36:39,919 Yeah, I'll finish this tomorrow. 1898 01:36:46,692 --> 01:36:48,661 (COUGHS) 1899 01:36:50,863 --> 01:36:54,865 You know, Doc, something's been eating at me this whole trip. 1900 01:36:54,867 --> 01:36:56,836 Hmm? 1901 01:36:58,238 --> 01:37:01,206 That Titsburgh was a major disappointment. 1902 01:37:01,208 --> 01:37:03,074 I didn't notice any difference at all. 1903 01:37:03,076 --> 01:37:04,741 Did you? 1904 01:37:04,743 --> 01:37:06,745 Good night, Tony. 1905 01:37:07,913 --> 01:37:09,915 ♪ 1906 01:37:17,756 --> 01:37:20,057 - MAN: Good evening. - MAN 2: Welcome, welcome. 1907 01:37:20,059 --> 01:37:21,794 Come on in. 1908 01:37:24,097 --> 01:37:27,134 SHIRLEY: All righty. (SIGHS) 1909 01:37:28,968 --> 01:37:30,801 Welcome, Mr. Shirley. 1910 01:37:30,803 --> 01:37:32,903 Graham Kindell. I'm the general manager. 1911 01:37:32,905 --> 01:37:34,172 It is a pleasure to meet you. 1912 01:37:34,174 --> 01:37:35,906 - Thank you, Mr. Kindell. - (CHUCKLES) 1913 01:37:35,908 --> 01:37:37,275 This is Mr. Tony Vallelonga. 1914 01:37:37,277 --> 01:37:39,042 - Nice to meet you, Tony. - How you doing? 1915 01:37:39,044 --> 01:37:40,711 Uh, let's keep the car right here 1916 01:37:40,713 --> 01:37:42,012 in our "guest of honor" spot. 1917 01:37:42,014 --> 01:37:43,281 - (CHUCKLING) - Right this way, gentlemen. 1918 01:37:43,283 --> 01:37:45,048 - TONY: Hmm. Nice. - How was your drive up? 1919 01:37:45,050 --> 01:37:46,217 SHIRLEY: Oh, it was wonderful. 1920 01:37:46,219 --> 01:37:47,885 GRAHAM: Good to hear. Good to hear. 1921 01:37:47,887 --> 01:37:49,320 Now, as you can imagine, our Christmas show 1922 01:37:49,322 --> 01:37:51,054 is our biggest show of the year, 1923 01:37:51,056 --> 01:37:53,291 and we are so happy to have you here, Mr. Shirley. 1924 01:37:53,293 --> 01:37:54,791 So, if you need anything, 1925 01:37:54,793 --> 01:37:56,793 anything at all, you let me know. 1926 01:37:56,795 --> 01:37:59,062 - Mm-hmm. Thank you. - Now, here we are. 1927 01:37:59,064 --> 01:38:03,000 We got about an hour before showtime. Any questions? 1928 01:38:03,002 --> 01:38:04,335 Where's the restaurant? 1929 01:38:04,337 --> 01:38:06,271 Well, you continue down the hall here, Tony, 1930 01:38:06,273 --> 01:38:08,273 to the right and across the lobby. 1931 01:38:08,275 --> 01:38:10,809 - Good luck. Break a leg. - Thank you. 1932 01:38:12,512 --> 01:38:14,745 Well, he said we got an hour. 1933 01:38:14,747 --> 01:38:16,114 You must be starving, Doc. 1934 01:38:16,116 --> 01:38:18,185 Go ahead. I'll meet you there. 1935 01:38:34,167 --> 01:38:36,269 (PIANO PLAYING "O CHRISTMAS TREE") 1936 01:38:44,043 --> 01:38:45,711 May we join you? 1937 01:38:46,379 --> 01:38:48,248 Mm. Go ahead. 1938 01:38:54,019 --> 01:38:55,286 Cocktail, gentlemen? 1939 01:38:55,288 --> 01:38:56,987 I'm good. 1940 01:38:56,989 --> 01:38:58,223 Three shots vodka. 1941 01:38:58,225 --> 01:39:00,158 Oh. 1942 01:39:00,160 --> 01:39:02,393 Last show. Cold War over. 1943 01:39:02,395 --> 01:39:03,862 Time for truce. 1944 01:39:05,332 --> 01:39:07,332 Is Dr. Shirley in his dressing room? 1945 01:39:07,334 --> 01:39:10,000 Yeah. More like half a broom closet. 1946 01:39:10,002 --> 01:39:13,340 Tell you, I don't know how he puts up with that shit. 1947 01:39:17,077 --> 01:39:21,145 Six years ago, in 1956, 1948 01:39:21,147 --> 01:39:23,847 Nat King Cole was invited to perform 1949 01:39:23,849 --> 01:39:27,151 at the Municipal Auditorium here in Birmingham. 1950 01:39:27,153 --> 01:39:30,154 Mr. Cole was the first Negro asked to play 1951 01:39:30,156 --> 01:39:32,590 at a white establishment in this city. 1952 01:39:32,592 --> 01:39:34,858 As soon as he started playing, a group of men 1953 01:39:34,860 --> 01:39:37,029 attack him for playing white people's music. 1954 01:39:38,365 --> 01:39:41,031 They pull him off stage 1955 01:39:41,033 --> 01:39:43,134 and beat him badly. 1956 01:39:43,136 --> 01:39:46,038 Jesus Christ. 1957 01:39:48,907 --> 01:39:53,944 You asked me once why Dr. Shirley does this. 1958 01:39:53,946 --> 01:39:56,046 I tell you. 1959 01:39:56,048 --> 01:39:59,217 Because genius is not enough. 1960 01:39:59,219 --> 01:40:02,921 It takes courage to change people's hearts. 1961 01:40:09,928 --> 01:40:11,097 Thanks. 1962 01:40:12,399 --> 01:40:15,065 GEORGE: Thank you. 1963 01:40:15,067 --> 01:40:16,200 No? 1964 01:40:16,202 --> 01:40:17,270 (SPEAKS RUSSIAN) 1965 01:40:18,305 --> 01:40:20,106 Danke schön. 1966 01:40:22,275 --> 01:40:24,275 - SHIRLEY: Good evening. - Can I help you? 1967 01:40:24,277 --> 01:40:25,811 Oh, um... 1968 01:40:28,947 --> 01:40:30,914 Um, there. Some friends of mine. 1969 01:40:30,916 --> 01:40:33,819 Uh, y-you-you can't come in here. 1970 01:40:34,487 --> 01:40:36,189 (TONY GROANS) 1971 01:40:42,195 --> 01:40:44,295 - I understand, but... - Hey. What's going on? 1972 01:40:44,297 --> 01:40:49,032 This... gentleman says that I'm not permitted to dine here. 1973 01:40:49,034 --> 01:40:50,335 (CHUCKLING): No, you don't understand. 1974 01:40:50,337 --> 01:40:52,002 He's playing tonight. He's the main event. 1975 01:40:52,004 --> 01:40:54,004 - Come on. - I-I'm sorry, but... 1976 01:40:54,006 --> 01:40:55,906 it is the policy of the restaurant. 1977 01:40:55,908 --> 01:40:57,175 Everything all right? 1978 01:40:57,177 --> 01:40:58,975 Uh, no, it's not all right. 1979 01:40:58,977 --> 01:41:00,977 This guy's saying Dr. Shirley can't eat here. 1980 01:41:00,979 --> 01:41:04,047 Oh, well, I apologize, but... (SIGHS) 1981 01:41:04,049 --> 01:41:06,451 these are long-standing traditions, club rules. 1982 01:41:06,453 --> 01:41:08,018 I'm sure you understand. 1983 01:41:08,020 --> 01:41:10,254 No, I do not understand. 1984 01:41:10,256 --> 01:41:11,988 In 45 minutes, I will be right up there 1985 01:41:11,990 --> 01:41:13,691 on that stage entertaining your guests, 1986 01:41:13,693 --> 01:41:15,226 yet I can't eat here? 1987 01:41:15,228 --> 01:41:17,128 (SIGHS) I'm sorry. 1988 01:41:17,130 --> 01:41:19,062 TONY: Wait a minute. Are you telling me 1989 01:41:19,064 --> 01:41:20,498 the bozos in his band 1990 01:41:20,500 --> 01:41:23,267 and all these people who came here to see him play, 1991 01:41:23,269 --> 01:41:25,936 they can eat here, but the star of the show, 1992 01:41:25,938 --> 01:41:27,505 the-the parking spot of honor, he can't? 1993 01:41:27,507 --> 01:41:30,006 I'm afraid not. 1994 01:41:30,008 --> 01:41:33,045 Well, he's gotta eat. I mean, he's gotta have dinner. 1995 01:41:35,013 --> 01:41:37,013 Okay. (STAMMERS) I'll tell you what. 1996 01:41:37,015 --> 01:41:39,049 Why don't we bring something to his dressing room, huh? 1997 01:41:39,051 --> 01:41:40,318 John, show him a menu. 1998 01:41:40,320 --> 01:41:41,552 SHIRLEY: No. 1999 01:41:41,554 --> 01:41:44,391 I'm not eating in that storage room. 2000 01:41:46,024 --> 01:41:48,226 Okay, uh, well, if you prefer, 2001 01:41:48,228 --> 01:41:49,560 there's a very popular establishment 2002 01:41:49,562 --> 01:41:51,429 right down the road, the Orange Bird, 2003 01:41:51,431 --> 01:41:53,400 they'd be happy to feed you. 2004 01:41:55,735 --> 01:41:58,169 Doc, come here. 2005 01:41:58,171 --> 01:42:00,036 Just one second, one second. 2006 01:42:00,038 --> 01:42:03,174 You know what, maybe that other place is better anyway. 2007 01:42:03,176 --> 01:42:05,243 I mean, the dinner rolls here are like rocks. 2008 01:42:05,245 --> 01:42:08,348 You just go over and... you go over and come back. 2009 01:42:12,252 --> 01:42:14,252 It's the last show. 2010 01:42:14,254 --> 01:42:15,486 It's the bottom of the ninth. 2011 01:42:15,488 --> 01:42:17,221 Let's just get it over with, 2012 01:42:17,223 --> 01:42:19,990 and we can go home, get away from these pricks. 2013 01:42:19,992 --> 01:42:21,325 Huh? 2014 01:42:21,327 --> 01:42:23,227 Ah, there you go. 2015 01:42:23,229 --> 01:42:25,532 The fish is wonderful tonight. 2016 01:42:30,537 --> 01:42:33,771 Either I eat in this room, 2017 01:42:33,773 --> 01:42:36,242 or I'm not performing tonight. 2018 01:42:40,079 --> 01:42:42,549 May I have a word with you? 2019 01:42:47,554 --> 01:42:49,222 (SIGHING): No. 2020 01:42:54,394 --> 01:42:57,228 (SIGHS) Mr. Villanueva, 2021 01:42:57,230 --> 01:42:59,330 you have to talk sense to Mr. Shirley. 2022 01:42:59,332 --> 01:43:00,598 Please make him understand. 2023 01:43:00,600 --> 01:43:02,333 We're not insulting him personally. 2024 01:43:02,335 --> 01:43:04,368 This is just the way things are done down here. 2025 01:43:04,370 --> 01:43:06,304 Yeah, well, he's not from down here. 2026 01:43:06,306 --> 01:43:08,439 Yeah, just-just ask him to be reasonable. 2027 01:43:08,441 --> 01:43:10,074 I got 400 guests in there 2028 01:43:10,076 --> 01:43:11,309 expecting to be entertained tonight. 2029 01:43:11,311 --> 01:43:13,544 And Dr. Shirley expects to eat tonight. 2030 01:43:13,546 --> 01:43:16,249 Why can't you just make an exception this one time? 2031 01:43:17,650 --> 01:43:20,251 Let me tell you a story. (CLEARS THROAT) 2032 01:43:20,253 --> 01:43:23,588 You ever hear of the Boston Celtics basketball club? 2033 01:43:23,590 --> 01:43:24,622 - Yeah. - Well... 2034 01:43:24,624 --> 01:43:26,257 those boys came through here 2035 01:43:26,259 --> 01:43:28,392 couple years ago on a barnstorming tour, and... 2036 01:43:28,394 --> 01:43:30,261 seeing as they was the world champions 2037 01:43:30,263 --> 01:43:32,563 of the league and all, we were tickled to have them here, 2038 01:43:32,565 --> 01:43:34,398 and we rolled out the welcome wagon. 2039 01:43:34,400 --> 01:43:36,100 So, do you know what table 2040 01:43:36,102 --> 01:43:38,269 their big coon ate at that night? 2041 01:43:38,271 --> 01:43:40,271 No. 2042 01:43:40,273 --> 01:43:43,407 I don't, either, but it wasn't one of ours. 2043 01:43:43,409 --> 01:43:45,543 Now, let's cut the bullshit. 2044 01:43:45,545 --> 01:43:47,445 Tell me what it's gonna take, huh? 2045 01:43:47,447 --> 01:43:50,149 Say, uh, a hundred dollars, you get your boy to play? 2046 01:43:52,151 --> 01:43:54,151 You think you can buy me? 2047 01:43:54,153 --> 01:43:56,087 (CHUCKLES) With all due respect, sir, 2048 01:43:56,089 --> 01:43:58,656 you wouldn't be in a job like this if you couldn't be bought. 2049 01:43:58,658 --> 01:44:00,658 - (GRUNTING) - SHIRLEY: Stop. 2050 01:44:00,660 --> 01:44:02,228 Tony. 2051 01:44:03,530 --> 01:44:05,298 It's all right. 2052 01:44:07,333 --> 01:44:12,105 I'll play if you want me to. 2053 01:44:25,385 --> 01:44:26,584 All right. 2054 01:44:26,586 --> 01:44:28,321 Let's get the fuck out of here. 2055 01:44:29,589 --> 01:44:32,189 What do you mean, "Let's get out of here"? 2056 01:44:32,191 --> 01:44:34,191 Where the hell do you think you're going? 2057 01:44:34,193 --> 01:44:36,460 Don, don't do this. Now, you signed a contract, and I... 2058 01:44:36,462 --> 01:44:38,696 I know you're the kind of man who honors a contract. 2059 01:44:38,698 --> 01:44:40,731 Connie, Bill, everything's gonna be fine. It's all right. 2060 01:44:40,733 --> 01:44:42,700 You got a show to do, mister. 2061 01:44:42,702 --> 01:44:44,468 You turn yourself around right now, goddamn it! 2062 01:44:44,470 --> 01:44:46,571 Right now! 2063 01:44:46,573 --> 01:44:48,639 This is why you people don't work down here. 2064 01:44:48,641 --> 01:44:50,608 'Cause you're unreliable, you hear me? 2065 01:44:50,610 --> 01:44:54,080 I shipped that goddamn Steinway in from Atlanta for you! 2066 01:45:01,287 --> 01:45:04,488 Tony, are you hungry? 2067 01:45:04,490 --> 01:45:07,226 Does Betty like butta... er? 2068 01:45:08,361 --> 01:45:10,628 (LAUGHS) 2069 01:45:10,630 --> 01:45:14,165 - MAN: One, two... - (DRUM COUNTING OFF BEAT) 2070 01:45:14,167 --> 01:45:17,637 - (LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING) - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2071 01:45:35,622 --> 01:45:37,624 ♪ 2072 01:45:51,304 --> 01:45:53,204 You a cop? 2073 01:45:53,206 --> 01:45:54,707 Do I look Irish? 2074 01:45:55,742 --> 01:45:57,308 What you want, baby? 2075 01:45:57,310 --> 01:45:58,709 Two Cutty Sarks, neat. 2076 01:45:58,711 --> 01:46:00,413 Coming up. 2077 01:46:07,286 --> 01:46:10,223 Mm. Whatever your specialty is, we'll take it. 2078 01:46:11,290 --> 01:46:13,292 Two Orange Birds! 2079 01:46:25,304 --> 01:46:27,705 I like what you did back there, Doc. 2080 01:46:27,707 --> 01:46:30,176 You stood up for yourself. 2081 01:46:31,778 --> 01:46:34,278 It's like what your friend, the president, said. 2082 01:46:34,280 --> 01:46:36,747 "Ask not... 2083 01:46:36,749 --> 01:46:40,317 "your country what you can do for it. 2084 01:46:40,319 --> 01:46:42,522 Ask what you do for yourself." 2085 01:46:43,589 --> 01:46:45,692 You know? 2086 01:46:47,260 --> 01:46:49,827 So, darling, what you do? 2087 01:46:49,829 --> 01:46:51,562 All dressed up like that. 2088 01:46:51,564 --> 01:46:53,531 Nothing particularly important. 2089 01:46:53,533 --> 01:46:55,332 (TONY SCOFFS) 2090 01:46:55,334 --> 01:46:56,767 Shouldn't judge a man by his clothes. 2091 01:46:56,769 --> 01:46:57,835 (TONY CHUCKLES) 2092 01:46:57,837 --> 01:47:00,771 He's only the greatest piano player in the world. 2093 01:47:00,773 --> 01:47:02,339 BARTENDER: That right? 2094 01:47:02,341 --> 01:47:04,341 You good? 2095 01:47:04,343 --> 01:47:06,677 - (CHUCKLES) - Don't be shy, Doc. 2096 01:47:06,679 --> 01:47:08,379 Tell her who you are. 2097 01:47:08,381 --> 01:47:09,814 Don't tell me nothing. 2098 01:47:09,816 --> 01:47:11,751 Show me. 2099 01:47:13,786 --> 01:47:15,588 (BARTENDER CHUCKLES) 2100 01:47:17,557 --> 01:47:19,492 Come on. 2101 01:47:27,633 --> 01:47:29,502 (TONY CHUCKLES) 2102 01:47:50,356 --> 01:47:52,391 (LAUGHS) 2103 01:47:57,764 --> 01:48:00,800 (PLAYS SLOW CLASSICAL MELODY) 2104 01:48:20,419 --> 01:48:23,422 (PLAYING TENSE, COMPLEX CLASSICAL TUNE) 2105 01:48:42,708 --> 01:48:45,444 ♪ 2106 01:48:56,589 --> 01:48:58,455 (STOPS PLAYING) 2107 01:48:58,457 --> 01:49:01,327 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 2108 01:49:03,429 --> 01:49:05,596 (WHOOPS) 2109 01:49:05,598 --> 01:49:08,835 TONY: Yeah! Yeah! 2110 01:49:16,475 --> 01:49:20,546 (BAND PLAYING LIVELY BLUES TUNE) 2111 01:49:42,935 --> 01:49:44,670 ♪ 2112 01:50:06,826 --> 01:50:08,828 ♪ 2113 01:50:35,888 --> 01:50:37,821 (MUSIC FADES) 2114 01:50:37,823 --> 01:50:39,890 That's how you break a key. 2115 01:50:39,892 --> 01:50:42,559 (BOTH LAUGHING) 2116 01:50:42,561 --> 01:50:43,961 Oh, that was a good time. 2117 01:50:43,963 --> 01:50:45,963 I'd do that once a month for free. 2118 01:50:45,965 --> 01:50:47,598 You were unbelievable. 2119 01:50:47,600 --> 01:50:48,999 Hey, Tony. 2120 01:50:49,001 --> 01:50:51,835 I bet, if we leave right now, we can make it. 2121 01:50:51,837 --> 01:50:53,104 Make what? 2122 01:50:53,106 --> 01:50:55,841 SHIRLEY: Christmas Eve, in New York City. 2123 01:51:00,280 --> 01:51:01,946 MAN: Oh, shit! 2124 01:51:01,948 --> 01:51:03,683 (GRUNTS) 2125 01:51:11,691 --> 01:51:15,461 Don't ever flash your wad of cash in a bar. 2126 01:51:24,137 --> 01:51:26,737 I knew you had a gun. 2127 01:51:26,739 --> 01:51:27,805 ♪ 2128 01:51:27,807 --> 01:51:30,476 ♪ No more heartaches 2129 01:51:31,610 --> 01:51:34,878 ♪ And no more sorrow 2130 01:51:34,880 --> 01:51:38,749 ♪ Everything's looking brighter ♪ 2131 01:51:38,751 --> 01:51:42,052 ♪ For tomorrow 2132 01:51:42,054 --> 01:51:45,823 ♪ So I guess I might as well 2133 01:51:45,825 --> 01:51:49,727 ♪ Jump in right now, dear 2134 01:51:49,729 --> 01:51:51,628 ♪ Baby, your replacement is here... ♪ 2135 01:51:51,630 --> 01:51:53,764 This could get bad, Doc. 2136 01:51:53,766 --> 01:51:55,032 Yes. 2137 01:51:55,034 --> 01:51:56,967 It's a shame we don't have something 2138 01:51:56,969 --> 01:51:59,036 to protect us on our journey. 2139 01:51:59,038 --> 01:52:01,106 (CLICKS TONGUE) Oh, I know. 2140 01:52:01,108 --> 01:52:04,643 Why don't you put your lucky rock up on the dash, Tony? 2141 01:52:06,645 --> 01:52:08,045 Come on, Tony. 2142 01:52:08,047 --> 01:52:10,783 We need all the help we can get. 2143 01:52:15,122 --> 01:52:16,787 Thank you. 2144 01:52:16,789 --> 01:52:19,525 I feel safer already. 2145 01:52:20,926 --> 01:52:23,727 You're a real prick, you know that? 2146 01:52:23,729 --> 01:52:25,798 (CHUCKLES) 2147 01:52:28,000 --> 01:52:30,002 ♪ 2148 01:52:35,941 --> 01:52:37,877 (TONY SIGHS) 2149 01:52:44,817 --> 01:52:46,683 (SIREN WAILING) 2150 01:52:46,685 --> 01:52:49,089 Ah, shit! 2151 01:52:51,791 --> 01:52:53,592 (SHIRLEY GROANS) 2152 01:52:58,165 --> 01:53:00,167 Goddamn cops. 2153 01:53:10,110 --> 01:53:13,010 What are you doing out here? 2154 01:53:13,012 --> 01:53:14,814 We're trying to get to New York. 2155 01:53:16,882 --> 01:53:18,916 Is there a problem, Officer? 2156 01:53:18,918 --> 01:53:19,783 Yeah. 2157 01:53:19,785 --> 01:53:22,719 I noticed your car was tilting left. 2158 01:53:22,721 --> 01:53:24,723 Looks like your back tire is flat. 2159 01:53:26,959 --> 01:53:28,794 (TONY GRUNTS) 2160 01:53:30,663 --> 01:53:33,599 Ah... (SPEAKS ITALIAN) 2161 01:53:35,868 --> 01:53:37,736 (TONY SIGHS) 2162 01:53:38,838 --> 01:53:40,205 (TONY GRUNTS) 2163 01:53:40,207 --> 01:53:42,906 Keep it moving. Keep it moving. 2164 01:53:42,908 --> 01:53:44,743 (TONY GRUNTS) 2165 01:53:46,011 --> 01:53:48,013 (TONY SIGHS) 2166 01:53:51,218 --> 01:53:54,154 (GRUNTS, SIGHS) 2167 01:53:55,888 --> 01:53:57,921 Okay, be careful, gentlemen. 2168 01:53:57,923 --> 01:54:01,092 - Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas. 2169 01:54:01,094 --> 01:54:03,026 Thanks, Officer. 2170 01:54:03,028 --> 01:54:05,698 (ENGINE STARTS) 2171 01:54:06,966 --> 01:54:08,667 (CHUCKLES) 2172 01:54:15,175 --> 01:54:16,807 MAN (OVER RADIO): Weather advisory warning 2173 01:54:16,809 --> 01:54:18,942 this Christmas Eve as a major snowstorm 2174 01:54:18,944 --> 01:54:21,812 is hitting the Eastern Seaboard with the severest weather 2175 01:54:21,814 --> 01:54:24,315 in eastern Pennsylvania, northern New Jersey 2176 01:54:24,317 --> 01:54:26,783 and the five boroughs. 2177 01:54:26,785 --> 01:54:29,753 Travelers are advised to stay off the New Jersey Turnpike. 2178 01:54:29,755 --> 01:54:31,021 TONY: All right, that's it. 2179 01:54:31,023 --> 01:54:32,323 We're done. 2180 01:54:32,325 --> 01:54:34,325 I'm pulling us into the next hotel. 2181 01:54:34,327 --> 01:54:37,495 Keep going as long as you can, Tony. 2182 01:54:37,497 --> 01:54:39,763 I can't keep my eyes open. 2183 01:54:39,765 --> 01:54:42,133 I'm getting hypnotized here. 2184 01:54:42,135 --> 01:54:45,002 Think my brain's gonna explode. 2185 01:54:45,004 --> 01:54:46,870 (PANTING) 2186 01:54:46,872 --> 01:54:50,941 Hey, we gave it a shot, Doc. 2187 01:54:50,943 --> 01:54:53,311 What are you gonna do? 2188 01:54:53,313 --> 01:54:56,780 FRANK SINATRA: ♪ Have yourself 2189 01:54:56,782 --> 01:55:00,751 - ♪ A merry little Christmas - (LIVELY CHATTER) 2190 01:55:00,753 --> 01:55:03,154 - ♪ Let your heart... - All right, the table is set, 2191 01:55:03,156 --> 01:55:05,190 ladies and gentlemen. Don't run in the house! 2192 01:55:05,192 --> 01:55:07,225 ♪ Be light 2193 01:55:07,227 --> 01:55:08,825 (LIVELY CHATTER CONTINUES) 2194 01:55:08,827 --> 01:55:10,228 ♪ From now on 2195 01:55:10,230 --> 01:55:12,230 Mom, Frankie won't let me use it. 2196 01:55:12,232 --> 01:55:14,299 - ♪ Our troubles will be - Frankie, let Nicky use it! 2197 01:55:14,301 --> 01:55:16,100 - ♪ Out of sight - Use what? 2198 01:55:16,102 --> 01:55:18,704 CHOIR: ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah... ♪ 2199 01:55:22,074 --> 01:55:24,309 SINATRA: ♪ Have yourself 2200 01:55:24,311 --> 01:55:27,978 - ♪ A merry little Christmas - Kids! Wash your hands. 2201 01:55:27,980 --> 01:55:29,247 ♪ Merry little Christmas ♪ 2202 01:55:29,249 --> 01:55:31,782 ♪ Make the Yuletide gay 2203 01:55:31,784 --> 01:55:33,984 Dee! Do you need help with the calzone? 2204 01:55:33,986 --> 01:55:36,053 - No, I'm fine. No. - All right! 2205 01:55:36,055 --> 01:55:38,889 - It's time to eat! - ♪ From now on 2206 01:55:38,891 --> 01:55:43,194 ♪ Our troubles will be miles away ♪ 2207 01:55:43,196 --> 01:55:47,864 CHOIR: ♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah... ♪ 2208 01:55:47,866 --> 01:55:51,737 SINATRA: ♪ And have yourself 2209 01:55:52,871 --> 01:55:54,871 ♪ A merry 2210 01:55:54,873 --> 01:55:58,176 ♪ Little Christmas 2211 01:55:58,178 --> 01:56:00,245 - (ENGINE IDLING) - ♪ Now... 2212 01:56:00,247 --> 01:56:02,146 Tony. 2213 01:56:02,148 --> 01:56:03,314 Tony, wake up. 2214 01:56:03,316 --> 01:56:04,915 (GASPS) 2215 01:56:04,917 --> 01:56:06,950 (PANTS) 2216 01:56:06,952 --> 01:56:09,987 - You all right? - You're home. 2217 01:56:09,989 --> 01:56:11,757 Get inside. 2218 01:56:18,030 --> 01:56:19,299 (GRUNTS) 2219 01:56:21,134 --> 01:56:23,136 - (CLOSES DOOR) - (TAKES DEEP BREATH) 2220 01:56:26,439 --> 01:56:28,172 Good night. 2221 01:56:28,174 --> 01:56:29,607 Wait, wait. 2222 01:56:29,609 --> 01:56:32,845 Come... come up and meet my family. 2223 01:56:35,081 --> 01:56:37,248 Merry Christmas, Tony. 2224 01:56:37,250 --> 01:56:39,183 ♪ 2225 01:56:39,185 --> 01:56:40,786 TONY: Hey... 2226 01:56:42,122 --> 01:56:44,056 Merry Christmas. 2227 01:56:48,161 --> 01:56:50,163 ♪ 2228 01:57:03,109 --> 01:57:05,343 (LIVELY CHATTER) 2229 01:57:05,345 --> 01:57:07,478 DOLORES: Hey, hey! You're gonna choke on the bone. 2230 01:57:07,480 --> 01:57:09,080 I'm just getting started over here. 2231 01:57:09,082 --> 01:57:10,981 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2232 01:57:10,983 --> 01:57:12,916 - You got it? You got it. - I got it. 2233 01:57:12,918 --> 01:57:16,154 - Dolores, do you need any help? - No, no, honey. 2234 01:57:16,156 --> 01:57:17,888 - Not while I'm eating! - Go ahead, smoke. 2235 01:57:17,890 --> 01:57:19,257 You're not gonna smoke while I'm eating. 2236 01:57:19,259 --> 01:57:21,326 - (TONY SINGING IN ITALIAN) - OTHERS: Oh! 2237 01:57:21,328 --> 01:57:24,061 Look who it is! Shakespeare's home! Hey! 2238 01:57:24,063 --> 01:57:25,098 Dad! 2239 01:57:26,099 --> 01:57:28,232 (TONY CONTINUES SINGING) 2240 01:57:28,234 --> 01:57:30,101 TONY: Hey. (KISS) 2241 01:57:30,103 --> 01:57:31,369 How are you? 2242 01:57:31,371 --> 01:57:33,371 - (INDISTINCT CHATTER) - You made it back! 2243 01:57:33,373 --> 01:57:34,472 Hey, Pop. Mwa! 2244 01:57:34,474 --> 01:57:35,673 - Hey! - Merry Christmas. 2245 01:57:35,675 --> 01:57:37,108 Merry Christmas. 2246 01:57:37,110 --> 01:57:38,376 - (SPEAKS ITALIAN) - Tony, God bless. 2247 01:57:38,378 --> 01:57:40,144 - Hey. - I'm glad you made it back. 2248 01:57:40,146 --> 01:57:42,415 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 2249 01:57:44,384 --> 01:57:46,917 Wonderful, wonderful! 2250 01:57:46,919 --> 01:57:48,018 (MAN WHOOPS) 2251 01:57:48,020 --> 01:57:50,254 (INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES) 2252 01:57:50,256 --> 01:57:52,256 - Yay! - Ah. 2253 01:57:52,258 --> 01:57:54,158 - You hungry? - I'm starving. 2254 01:57:54,160 --> 01:57:55,526 - OTHERS: Hey! - All right. Sit down. 2255 01:57:55,528 --> 01:57:57,928 Anything left? (CHUCKLES) 2256 01:57:57,930 --> 01:57:59,263 Let's go! 2257 01:57:59,265 --> 01:58:01,401 (WIND WHISTLING SOFTLY) 2258 01:58:11,043 --> 01:58:13,043 Welcome home, Dr. Shirley. 2259 01:58:13,045 --> 01:58:14,312 Thank you, Amit. 2260 01:58:14,314 --> 01:58:16,147 I turned down your bed, sir. 2261 01:58:16,149 --> 01:58:18,216 Uh, shall I unpack your luggage now? 2262 01:58:18,218 --> 01:58:21,221 No, no. Please, go home to your family. 2263 01:58:22,255 --> 01:58:23,323 Thank you, sir. 2264 01:58:28,461 --> 01:58:30,328 Merry Christmas, sir. 2265 01:58:30,330 --> 01:58:32,898 Merry Christmas. 2266 01:58:39,172 --> 01:58:41,374 (CLOCK TICKING QUIETLY) 2267 01:58:50,316 --> 01:58:53,051 (TAKES DEEP BREATH) 2268 01:59:03,463 --> 01:59:05,465 ♪ 2269 01:59:23,183 --> 01:59:26,083 - (LIVELY CHATTER) - ♪ Santa Claus is coming 2270 01:59:26,085 --> 01:59:28,219 ♪ Santa Claus is coming... 2271 01:59:28,221 --> 01:59:29,387 Always. Always with the kissing. 2272 01:59:29,389 --> 01:59:31,088 (LAUGHING) 2273 01:59:31,090 --> 01:59:33,157 What? You never kiss me like that at the table. 2274 01:59:33,159 --> 01:59:35,560 Why don't you ever kiss me like that? 2275 01:59:35,562 --> 01:59:38,529 All right, all right, all right, relax, relax. 2276 01:59:38,531 --> 01:59:41,365 ♪ Santa Claus is coming... 2277 01:59:41,367 --> 01:59:44,504 So, Tony, you all right? You seem a little quiet. 2278 01:59:46,139 --> 01:59:49,140 Yeah. Nah, I'm just tired, you know? 2279 01:59:49,142 --> 01:59:51,377 Mm, long trip. 2280 01:59:54,514 --> 01:59:57,047 You take care of that thing? 2281 01:59:57,049 --> 01:59:58,251 Oh. 2282 02:00:02,455 --> 02:00:03,654 Thanks. 2283 02:00:03,656 --> 02:00:06,624 - Yeah, you owe me 75 bucks. - 75? 2284 02:00:06,626 --> 02:00:08,626 Charlie said 60. 2285 02:00:08,628 --> 02:00:11,464 Oh. I'm doing this for free? 2286 02:00:13,333 --> 02:00:15,233 - (CHUCKLES) - LOUIE: Hey, Tony. 2287 02:00:15,235 --> 02:00:17,201 Tony, tell us about the trip. 2288 02:00:17,203 --> 02:00:18,402 You've been gone two months. 2289 02:00:18,404 --> 02:00:20,104 Yeah, how was he, the tootsoon? 2290 02:00:20,106 --> 02:00:21,472 He get on your nerves? 2291 02:00:21,474 --> 02:00:23,207 Don't call him that. 2292 02:00:23,209 --> 02:00:26,177 ♪ Santa Claus is coming 2293 02:00:26,179 --> 02:00:27,545 ♪ To town... 2294 02:00:27,547 --> 02:00:29,115 All right. 2295 02:00:31,217 --> 02:00:34,352 Tony, you should have seen the day last week 2296 02:00:34,354 --> 02:00:37,188 little Frankie climbed up onto the TV. 2297 02:00:37,190 --> 02:00:39,257 I took a picture of him; it was so cute. 2298 02:00:39,259 --> 02:00:41,425 - He was so funny up there. - What are you, nuts, Dee? 2299 02:00:41,427 --> 02:00:42,593 With all the tubes back there? 2300 02:00:42,595 --> 02:00:43,694 - He could've got electrocuted. - Oh, no. 2301 02:00:43,696 --> 02:00:46,197 - What, did he break it? - What are you talking about? 2302 02:00:46,199 --> 02:00:47,365 You're thinking of toasters. 2303 02:00:47,367 --> 02:00:48,633 You can't get electrocuted 2304 02:00:48,635 --> 02:00:50,401 - from the TV set. - (INDISTINCT ARGUING) 2305 02:00:50,403 --> 02:00:51,869 She's not thinking about a toaster. 2306 02:00:51,871 --> 02:00:53,538 She's thinking about a TV. 2307 02:00:53,540 --> 02:00:55,573 Is she taking it into the bathtub? 2308 02:00:55,575 --> 02:00:58,309 - (ARGUING CONTINUES) - (KNOCKING) 2309 02:00:58,311 --> 02:01:00,444 You're not going to get electrocuted... 2310 02:01:00,446 --> 02:01:02,248 (ARGUING CONTINUES) 2311 02:01:06,319 --> 02:01:07,585 Charlie. 2312 02:01:07,587 --> 02:01:09,687 Hey, Lip. Johnny invited me. 2313 02:01:09,689 --> 02:01:11,589 Oh. Well, come on in. 2314 02:01:11,591 --> 02:01:14,592 (LAUGHS): All right. Oh. You remember Marie? 2315 02:01:14,594 --> 02:01:16,460 - Hey, Marie. - Charlie, you actually came? 2316 02:01:16,462 --> 02:01:18,462 I was kidding. 2317 02:01:18,464 --> 02:01:19,597 (LAUGHS) 2318 02:01:19,599 --> 02:01:21,432 With the wife, too? Geez. 2319 02:01:21,434 --> 02:01:23,334 - CHARLIE: Merry Christmas. - Get in here. -Merry Christmas. 2320 02:01:23,336 --> 02:01:24,502 - Hello! What a surprise. - Merry Christmas. 2321 02:01:24,504 --> 02:01:26,203 Nice to see you. 2322 02:01:26,205 --> 02:01:27,605 JOHNNY: Everybody, Charlie from the pawnshop. 2323 02:01:27,607 --> 02:01:29,340 - CHARLIE: Hey! - JOHNNY: Didn't bring nothing. 2324 02:01:29,342 --> 02:01:31,309 - Christmas. Can you believe it? - Come here, come here. 2325 02:01:31,311 --> 02:01:34,080 - (LIVELY CHATTER) - Sit down. -Sit down, sit down. 2326 02:01:38,651 --> 02:01:40,318 Doc. 2327 02:01:40,320 --> 02:01:42,353 (LAUGHS) 2328 02:01:42,355 --> 02:01:45,222 - ♪ Chestnuts roasting - Ah. Welcome. 2329 02:01:45,224 --> 02:01:48,192 - ♪ On an open fire... - Oh. 2330 02:01:48,194 --> 02:01:50,928 - (CHATTER) - TONY: Hey, everybody! 2331 02:01:50,930 --> 02:01:52,396 - Stop it, stop it. - Ugh. 2332 02:01:52,398 --> 02:01:55,101 - (CHATTER STOPS) - This is Dr. Donald Shirley. 2333 02:01:56,269 --> 02:01:57,935 Merry Christmas. 2334 02:01:57,937 --> 02:02:01,339 ♪ Yuletide carols being sung by a choir... ♪ 2335 02:02:01,341 --> 02:02:03,307 Well, come on. Make some room. 2336 02:02:03,309 --> 02:02:04,942 Get this man a plate! 2337 02:02:04,944 --> 02:02:07,146 (INDISTINCT CHATTER RESUMES) 2338 02:02:09,949 --> 02:02:11,649 (QUIETLY): Oh. 2339 02:02:11,651 --> 02:02:13,517 ♪ Turkey and some mistletoe... ♪ 2340 02:02:13,519 --> 02:02:14,719 Hello. 2341 02:02:14,721 --> 02:02:16,387 You must be Dolores. 2342 02:02:16,389 --> 02:02:18,456 Welcome. 2343 02:02:18,458 --> 02:02:21,459 - (SPEAKS ITALIAN) - (LAUGHS) 2344 02:02:21,461 --> 02:02:24,230 Thank you for sharing your husband with me. 2345 02:02:28,668 --> 02:02:31,235 - ♪ - (PATS SHIRLEY'S BACK) 2346 02:02:31,237 --> 02:02:34,674 (QUIETLY): Thank you for helping him with the letters. 2347 02:02:36,275 --> 02:02:37,677 (CHUCKLES) 2348 02:02:40,246 --> 02:02:43,383 ("THE LONESOME ROAD" BY DON SHIRLEY PLAYING) 2349 02:02:43,385 --> 02:02:48,385 Subtitles by explosiveskull 2350 02:03:02,702 --> 02:03:04,470 ♪ 2351 02:03:22,455 --> 02:03:24,457 ♪ 2352 02:03:54,487 --> 02:03:56,489 ♪ 2353 02:04:08,367 --> 02:04:10,301 (SONG ENDS) 2354 02:04:10,303 --> 02:04:13,639 ("GO TO THE MARDI GRAS" BY PROFESSOR LONGHAIR PLAYING) 2355 02:04:14,674 --> 02:04:16,609 ♪ 2356 02:04:28,788 --> 02:04:32,325 (WHISTLING MELODY) 2357 02:04:56,516 --> 02:04:59,550 ♪ While you stroll in New Orleans ♪ 2358 02:04:59,552 --> 02:05:01,888 ♪ You ought to go see the Mardi Gras ♪ 2359 02:05:04,857 --> 02:05:07,691 ♪ If you go to New Orleans 2360 02:05:07,693 --> 02:05:10,396 ♪ You ought to go see the Mardi Gras ♪ 2361 02:05:12,932 --> 02:05:15,900 ♪ When you see the Mardi Gras 2362 02:05:15,902 --> 02:05:20,306 ♪ Somebody'll tell you what's Carnival for ♪ 2363 02:05:21,841 --> 02:05:24,708 ♪ Get your ticket in your hand ♪ 2364 02:05:24,710 --> 02:05:27,346 ♪ If you wanna go through New Orleans ♪ 2365 02:05:30,449 --> 02:05:33,151 ♪ Get your ticket in your hand ♪ 2366 02:05:33,153 --> 02:05:35,888 ♪ If you wanna go through New Orleans ♪ 2367 02:05:38,624 --> 02:05:41,592 ♪ You know when you get to New Orleans ♪ 2368 02:05:41,594 --> 02:05:45,498 ♪ Somebody will show you the Zulu King ♪ 2369 02:05:47,167 --> 02:05:50,000 ♪ You will see the Zulu King 2370 02:05:50,002 --> 02:05:52,738 ♪ Down on St. Claude and Dumaine ♪ 2371 02:05:55,541 --> 02:05:58,475 ♪ You know, you'll see the Zulu King ♪ 2372 02:05:58,477 --> 02:06:01,480 ♪ Down on St. Claude and Dumaine ♪ 2373 02:06:03,883 --> 02:06:06,817 ♪ And if you stay right there 2374 02:06:06,819 --> 02:06:10,590 ♪ I'm sure you'll see the Zulu Queen. ♪ 2375 02:06:12,825 --> 02:06:14,927 (WHISTLING MELODY) 2376 02:06:42,655 --> 02:06:44,523 (SONG FADING) 2377 02:06:46,226 --> 02:06:49,829 ("RICH WOMAN" BY LI'L MILLET AND HIS CREOLES PLAYING) 2378 02:06:52,698 --> 02:06:55,935 ♪ I got a woman with plenty of money ♪ 2379 02:06:59,639 --> 02:07:03,409 ♪ She got the money and I got the honey ♪ 2380 02:07:13,586 --> 02:07:16,722 ♪ Called my baby late last night ♪ 2381 02:07:20,093 --> 02:07:23,596 ♪ She told me, Daddy, everything was all right ♪ 2382 02:07:34,040 --> 02:07:37,576 ♪ I don't have to worry 'cause she's real fine ♪ 2383 02:07:40,980 --> 02:07:43,983 ♪ I know my baby and she's all mine ♪ 2384 02:08:08,808 --> 02:08:12,511 ♪ She give me a Cadillac, a diamond ring ♪ 2385 02:08:15,881 --> 02:08:19,018 ♪ She told me, Daddy, don't you worry 'bout a thing ♪ 2386 02:08:29,962 --> 02:08:33,532 ♪ She's all mine and I'm so glad ♪ 2387 02:08:36,836 --> 02:08:39,905 ♪ She's the best woman I ever had. ♪ 2388 02:09:07,733 --> 02:09:09,802 (SONG FADING) 2389 02:09:14,607 --> 02:09:16,876 ♪ 2390 02:09:46,906 --> 02:09:48,908 ♪ 2391 02:10:12,099 --> 02:10:14,101 (MUSIC ENDS) 165750