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Look at my girl go.
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This all looks so good.
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It really does.
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Can you imagine
if I tried to make it?
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No, ma'am.
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Mmm!
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Mmm! I can't wait to put a hurtin'
on that blueberry pie.
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No. Actually, that one is
just for Penny.
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You got her her own pie?
You are one good stepmom.
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I just want her to like me.
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Aw, honey.
That's not gonna happen.
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She's my little girl,
and she's not gonna like anybody that takes her daddy away from her.
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She's 31.
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Well, she's a little messed up,
but I love her.
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She is my princess,
my big, mean, scary princess.
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She just seems
so angry all the time.
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Well, it's not her fault.
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She was born with my build
and her mother's personality.
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It's like the perfect storm.
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Yeah, well, it might help
if you didn't make her feel worse about it.
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I don't do that.
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All right,
I'll stop calling her Shrek.
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/(Duncan) ...Like some people I know.
/(Tina) You drive like a moron.
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/(Duncan) Just one time! Stop!
(both) Happy Thanksgiving.
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Hey. Hey.
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Yonk, this is my mom Tina.
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Pleased to meet you.
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Yonk Allen's pleased to meet me.
I can't believe it's you in person.
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I thought you'd be bigger.
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- Mom!
- What?
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I didn't say he looked old.
I said he looked small.
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God, this place is huge.
And look at all the trophies.
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Yeah. There's one or two.
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Well, where's your Heisman?
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Rec Room.
Go nuts.
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Oh.
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Uh, I know she's my mom and all,
but, uh, she steals.
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Darlin', I'm comin' with ya.
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Hey, I hope this isn't weird,
that we're here.
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When Yonk asked me,
I really didn't know what to say--
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No. It's fine.
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Otherwise it would just be us
and Yonk's daughter.
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Oh, which one,
the hot one or, uh...
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The Creature?
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Excuse me,
but her name is Penny.
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And, yeah,
it's The Creature.
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[knock on door]
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It's open.
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Uh...may I help you?
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Are you Lina Warbler?
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- Yes.
- Hi.
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I'm Fern Velch,
Richard Velch's wife.
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What?
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My idiot husband
hit you with his car.
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I am so sorry.
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I mean, if it were up to me,
you would have run over him.
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Here. This is for you.
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You're...
Richie's wife?
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He said to call him, "Richie?"
God, he knows I hate that name.
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I mean, like, what is he,
in Little League?
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Richie Velch, um...
has red hair and alabaster skin?
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Uh, I guess,
if alabaster means pasty.
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Look, here's the thing.
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I just need to know
that you're not planning on suing us.
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I mean, we have,
like, no money.
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Like, really nothing, so--
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Richie's wife?
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Yeah. Trust me, there's days
I don't believe it either.
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Look, I just need to know that
I can tell him everything is gonna be okay.
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Oh, you can tell your husband
he'll never hear from me again.
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Oh...thank you so much.
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- Hey!
- Hey!
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Come in!
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Oh, thank you so much
for having us.
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Wow. Smells so good.
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Well, Perry's been busy.
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I made two different turkeys, four pies,
and this sweater didn't knit itself.
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He is not like
the rest of us.
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He's not even like
the rest of us.
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Were you guys able
to pick up the, uh...
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Oh, uh, yeah.
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Um, we couldn't find fresh cranberries,
so we just figured canned would be fine.
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Oh...
canned.
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- We're totally kidding.
- Oh, my God!
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Oh, you guys, ha ha!
Hook, line, sinker.
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I'd better
get these into a pot.
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So funny.
But not the day to do that.
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- Hi, sweetie!
- Hi, Mom.
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You remember Kyle Lendo
and this is his partner Aaron.
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Hello, Kyle.
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It's so nice
to meet you, Aaron.
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I would chat more,
but this dish is burning hot.
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I'm in a lot of pain.
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Well, it was nice to see you again.
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Oh, is Holly's dad coming?
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Oh, he's right behind me.
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Ooh. Ow. Ow-ow.
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Oh, you're gonna enjoy this.
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Why?
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You know how they say
all women marry their fathers?
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- Yeah.
- Wait for it.
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Make way for Apple Brown Betty!
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How great is that?
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Hey.
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Get out of here.
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I just worked a double shift,
and there's no way I can sleep with you breathing.
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Um, uh, we need to talk.
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Uh, okay, we haven't been happy
for a very, very long time.
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We have a toxic, joyless,
punishing relationship,
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and I think the best thing
would be to end it.
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What?
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I, um...
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I don't think
that we should be together anymore.
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I'm sorry.
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Wait.
You're leaving me?
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You miserable excuse
for a human being, you're leaving me?
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We just don't seem
to make each other happy.
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So? This is what marriage is.
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It's not fun,
it's not pleasant, but you suck it up.
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Okay, look, I-- I know, this isn't easy--
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No, actually,
you know what? This is easy.
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In fact, let me help you pack.
You know what?
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- You're gonna need your shoe!
- Ow!
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- And you're gonna need your book!
- Ow!
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Pillows!
I'll need pillows!
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I mean, what are you gonna do
without me?
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Who's gonna fix all the crap
that you screw up?
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I mean, just last night,
I went over to that woman's house
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who you hit with your car
to make sure that we don't get sued.
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What? You did what?
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Yeah.
That's right.
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While you were planning your little sneak attack,
I was out talking to that Warbler woman.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
I gotta go.
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Richard Velch, if you walk out that door right now,
I will make your life a living hell.
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How will I know the difference?
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Hello?
Hello?
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Ma, why are you
on the intercom?
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I'm lost.
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I'm on the second floor
in a room with blue wallpaper.
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Okay, well,
just stay there.
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Are you coming to get me?
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No.
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Hey, how you doin'?
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Is dinner ready?
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Um...
I don't think so.
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Then why the hell'd
they say 3:00?
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I--I don't know.
I'm Duncan.
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Yeah? Well, you're blockin'
the kitchen.
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Hey, Penny.
Uh, okay.
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How are you?
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Well, I was told dinner was at 3:00,
so I'm feeling lied to.
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Oh, sorry,
I just thought that we could--
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You didn't cook again, did you?
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Last year when I got home,
I heaved all over my work boots.
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Just putting this out there.
She's single.
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Are we gonna eat soon?
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Hang on, sweetie.
Something's still not right.
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I agree.
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More baby pumpkins?
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Totally.
And less leaves.
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Genius.
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Honey, is there anything
we can do?
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They never let the women do a thing.
They're so old-fashioned.
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Yeah. That's what it is.
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Well, I have to go garnish
my potato souffl�.
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You can garnish all you want.
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It's not gonna hold a candle
to my Potatoes Lyonnaise.
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We'll see.
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We will.
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Okay, fellas,
break it up.
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I think there's a little too much
testosterone in this room.
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I think the chef has earned himself
another cocktail.
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Wow, You and your father-in-law
seem to get on so well.
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Yeah, he's a doll.
I love him.
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However, just between you and me,
could he be any gayer?
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I--I can't--
I can't believe it.
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I can't believe
he's married.
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I can't believe
he lied to me.
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I know.
I'm so sorry.
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- Promise you'll never lie to me.
- I promise.
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I will never lie to you.
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Oh, God, just tell me
everything's gonna be okay.
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Well, I--I hope that it will be,
but, you know, I can't really guarantee that--
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Well, then go back to lying.
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Hey.
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- How is she?
- Not good.
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I think the two of us are gonna have to bail
on Thanksgiving at your parents'.
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No, no! I can go.
How do I look?
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Well, am I lying
or not lying?
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(Richie) Lina, it's me.
I need to see you.
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I can't.
I just can't.
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I'm on it.
I gotta go.
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What the hell
do you want?
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I need to talk to Lina.
Well, she doesn't want to talk to you.
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Is she here?
Lina?!
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Hey, it's not gonna happen,
suckhole!
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Do you have any idea
how bad you hurt her?
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If you just let me talk to her, I can--
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No. I'm not letting you
anywhere near her.
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You know, I never bought into any of that
we're-twins, we-can-feel- each-other's-pain crap.
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But today, I'm feelin' it.
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And if you don't leave right now,
you're gonna be feeling it too.
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Please, just hear me out.
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Fine.
Go ahead.
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Well, I know that what I--
There was more.
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Penny, it's really good to see you.
You know, we have to catch up.
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My cat died. Work sucks.
I'm hungry. Dinner's not ready.
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Caught up.
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(Duncan) It was funny.
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It was not funny.
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Come on.
It was sweet.
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It was not sweet.
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What?
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We were watchin' the game, and, uh,
Yonk fell asleep with his head on my shoulder.
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Second half,
you watch the game standin' up.
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Wow...three kinds of stuffing,
little different than Thanksgiving at our house, huh, Nicole?
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When did you have Thanksgiving
at their house?
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Um... It is, uh...
It was a long time ago. [giggles]
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Oh, back in high school,
when they were dating.
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Wait. The two of you
used to go out?
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Which pie is mine?
223
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So how long
did you guys go out?
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- Three years.
- Two weeks. - Five months.
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How's that?
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Uh, three years,
5 months and two weeks.
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Thanks to everyone
who contributed to that.
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Three years.
Was it serious?
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I'm not goin' first this time.
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No, it was nothing.
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It was just high school. Yeah.
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Three years.
That sounds pretty serious to me.
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How come you never told me?
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I don't know.
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Sometimes I do things,
then I forget to tell you.
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I didn't tell you that I drove the car around
with the emergency brake on for a week.
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You'd think
I'd have another example. I don't.
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Okay.
Now I know.
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Let's eat.
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All right, um...
everybody grab a dish.
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Someone else is gonna have
to take the yams from the big girl.
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00:12:29,667 --> 00:12:32,960
Look at this.
Perry was in the Navy?
243
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- Oh, my God.
- What are you guys looking at?
244
00:12:37,255 --> 00:12:42,383
Oh...that's Perry in South Pacific.
He was so great.
245
00:12:44,688 --> 00:12:47,432
Hello, boys!
I hope you brought your appetites.
246
00:12:47,608 --> 00:12:48,891
Oh! Can't wait. Mmm.
247
00:12:49,066 --> 00:12:50,680
So Perry gave you
a break from the kitchen?
248
00:12:50,856 --> 00:12:51,641
I know.
249
00:12:51,816 --> 00:12:56,152
He's been riding me
for hours in there.
250
00:12:57,815 --> 00:13:00,113
I have something
to ask you.
251
00:13:00,288 --> 00:13:03,360
It's sort of delicate,
but you two will know.
252
00:13:03,537 --> 00:13:08,952
Is it just me, or is Perry
a little light in the loafers?
253
00:13:12,297 --> 00:13:18,543
So my choices are "is Perry light
in the loafers," or "is it just you?"
254
00:13:25,307 --> 00:13:30,143
You know, Mr. Ellenbogen,
I think Perry's just... Perry.
255
00:13:30,318 --> 00:13:31,810
I suppose.
256
00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:35,810
Well, the important thing is
he loves my daughter and we love him.
257
00:13:35,986 --> 00:13:39,823
Although, by the by,
I saw him in South Pacific.
258
00:13:39,988 --> 00:13:42,940
* Butchered it *
259
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:45,450
Wow.
260
00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,871
Later, if we have to go around the table
and say what we're thankful for,
261
00:13:49,037 --> 00:13:51,831
I'm gonna say family and friends,
but I want you to know what I'm really thinking
262
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:56,371
is this--
what just happened right here!
263
00:13:57,506 --> 00:13:58,630
[knocking on door]
264
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,791
(Richie) Lina, please talk to me.
265
00:14:00,968 --> 00:14:01,842
[knocking]
266
00:14:02,007 --> 00:14:04,011
Lina, I'm not leaving
till you talk to me.
267
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:07,050
Oh, yes,
you are.
268
00:14:07,225 --> 00:14:09,511
Oh...
269
00:14:11,106 --> 00:14:11,513
Ah!
270
00:14:11,688 --> 00:14:12,102
That's right.
271
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:13,972
You get outta here,
or you're gonna get this right in the eyes.
272
00:14:14,146 --> 00:14:17,021
I swear,
I will PAM you.
273
00:14:17,197 --> 00:14:21,940
- But I...
- Go, go, go! Go! Get the hell out!
274
00:14:22,776 --> 00:14:26,990
Oh, God, I had it pointed
towards me.
275
00:14:31,416 --> 00:14:32,991
Did Yonk say anything
to you about us?
276
00:14:33,166 --> 00:14:35,503
No. I've been avoiding him.
He say anything to you?
277
00:14:35,707 --> 00:14:40,832
No, he just nudged me
when Penny was drinking the gravy.
278
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,792
This is so messed up.
279
00:14:42,968 --> 00:14:45,631
I am so sorry, you two.
I assumed he knew.
280
00:14:45,808 --> 00:14:46,722
Yeah? Well, he didn't.
281
00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:49,680
Well, hey, at least
I didn't tell him about you know what.
282
00:14:49,846 --> 00:14:52,601
You know, when Nicole came over a few weeks ago
and the two of you slept--
283
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:54,430
Shh! Ma, you know
we know what.
284
00:14:54,607 --> 00:14:56,143
That's why you just said,
"You know what."
285
00:14:56,317 --> 00:14:59,023
All right.
I'll help clear.
286
00:14:59,195 --> 00:15:06,491
Oh, and by the way, the big girl's silverware,
can probably go right back in the drawer.
287
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:13,700
Hey. Can I have
a word with you?
288
00:15:13,878 --> 00:15:16,122
Yes, sir.
289
00:15:16,296 --> 00:15:19,210
So you and Nicole,
three years.
290
00:15:19,376 --> 00:15:21,173
Uh-huh.
291
00:15:21,335 --> 00:15:24,212
Longer than I been with her.
292
00:15:24,386 --> 00:15:27,802
Well...
you'll catch up.
293
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,260
Three years.
294
00:15:33,936 --> 00:15:34,930
I have some questions for you.
295
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,562
Oh, God.
296
00:15:37,986 --> 00:15:40,310
What does she mean
when she says, "It's fine?"
297
00:15:40,485 --> 00:15:42,771
What?
298
00:15:42,945 --> 00:15:48,691
Well, sometimes when Nick says it's fine, it's fine,
but sometimes when she says it's fine, it is not fine.
299
00:15:48,866 --> 00:15:50,532
How do I know?
300
00:15:50,707 --> 00:15:52,322
Oh.
301
00:15:52,495 --> 00:15:53,703
Um...
302
00:15:53,878 --> 00:15:57,492
Well, if she says, "It's okay,"
then it's fine.
303
00:15:57,668 --> 00:16:01,921
But if she says, "It's fine,"
then, heh, it is not fine.
304
00:16:02,086 --> 00:16:03,000
Gotcha.
305
00:16:03,176 --> 00:16:06,342
All right, when she was with you,
did she ever just start cryin' for no reason?
306
00:16:06,505 --> 00:16:08,301
Yeah. Yeah, she does that.
307
00:16:08,466 --> 00:16:10,800
How do you get her to stop?
308
00:16:10,978 --> 00:16:12,802
Well, you--you don't.
309
00:16:12,975 --> 00:16:17,011
You just--just hold her.
Let her cry.
310
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:19,890
Interesting.
311
00:16:20,148 --> 00:16:22,442
Oh, here's one.
Her dad's crazy, right?
312
00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:24,611
Oh, yeah, he's a total whack job.
313
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:29,532
Oh, but don't say that to her,
or you're gonna end up holdin' her and lettin' her cry.
314
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:30,990
This is fantastic.
315
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:36,072
It's like suddenly discovering
an owner's manual.
316
00:16:37,168 --> 00:16:38,661
Okay, one more.
317
00:16:38,838 --> 00:16:43,253
Did she used to make you end
every phone call with "I love you?"
318
00:16:43,426 --> 00:16:45,463
Yeah. Yeah, she did.
319
00:16:45,635 --> 00:16:48,340
What is that about?
She won't tell me.
320
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,632
Well, she's, um...
321
00:16:50,805 --> 00:16:54,051
She's just afraid somethin' might happen
and she wants "I love you"
322
00:16:54,226 --> 00:16:57,222
to be the last thing
you ever say to each other.
323
00:16:57,397 --> 00:16:59,062
Huh.
324
00:16:59,228 --> 00:17:01,643
Creepy.
325
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,813
When did you order Chinese food?
326
00:17:05,988 --> 00:17:07,360
I didn't.
I found this in your fridge.
327
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:11,613
Huh? When did
I order Chinese food?
328
00:17:14,958 --> 00:17:17,873
No way.
No way.
329
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:21,913
Oh, my God!
330
00:17:22,086 --> 00:17:23,122
Aah!
331
00:17:23,295 --> 00:17:23,872
I'm sor--
332
00:17:24,045 --> 00:17:24,501
Ow!
333
00:17:24,677 --> 00:17:25,623
- I'm sorry.
- What the hell?
334
00:17:25,798 --> 00:17:26,500
It's just cooking spray.
335
00:17:26,677 --> 00:17:27,843
I thought that you were
somebody else.
336
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:31,763
Someone you didn't want
to stick to a grill?
337
00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:32,212
(Kat) Oh...
338
00:17:32,388 --> 00:17:33,221
Let's go wash your eyes out.
339
00:17:33,387 --> 00:17:35,931
Oh...
Uh, Happy Thanksgiving.
340
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,473
Is it?
341
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,521
Hi.
342
00:17:46,697 --> 00:17:48,691
Hi.
343
00:17:48,866 --> 00:17:52,232
I am so, so sorry.
I...
344
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:55,493
Can I come in?
345
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,070
All right,
I'm coming in.
346
00:17:57,247 --> 00:17:59,163
Oh, no, he's here.
The spray! Where's the spray?
347
00:17:59,328 --> 00:18:00,703
(Ethan) Richie, go!
You don't want the spray!
348
00:18:00,878 --> 00:18:02,042
- He's gettin' the spray!
- (Lina) No, no!
349
00:18:02,207 --> 00:18:06,171
I can handle this myself, please?
350
00:18:07,505 --> 00:18:09,792
Fine.
351
00:18:11,347 --> 00:18:15,382
We know it works.
I'm just saying.
352
00:18:18,146 --> 00:18:19,470
I should have told you.
I know that.
353
00:18:19,645 --> 00:18:22,143
It is the biggest mistake
I have ever made in my life.
354
00:18:22,315 --> 00:18:29,610
And it kills me that I hurt you,
but, I don't know, for what it's worth, I left my wife.
355
00:18:29,778 --> 00:18:30,902
It's over.
356
00:18:31,066 --> 00:18:33,480
Really?
357
00:18:35,116 --> 00:18:36,781
I need you.
358
00:18:36,957 --> 00:18:38,413
You don't know
what you mean to me.
359
00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:42,742
I--It's like...
magnesium and water.
360
00:18:46,168 --> 00:18:47,503
Sorry?
361
00:18:47,667 --> 00:18:50,831
In chemistry, um,
when magnesium is in its powder form,
362
00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:54,213
it's just like a--
a pile of dust,
363
00:18:54,388 --> 00:18:58,720
a dull, gray, pathetic...
pile of dust,
364
00:19:00,478 --> 00:19:08,270
but if it happens to come in contact with water,
just one single perfect little drop, they react.
365
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:13,152
And it is the most intense, brilliant...
white hot flame.
366
00:19:13,325 --> 00:19:19,401
It's like... a light so bright
you can almost forget what darkness is.
367
00:19:19,577 --> 00:19:21,823
Wow.
368
00:19:22,747 --> 00:19:24,871
I love you.
369
00:19:25,045 --> 00:19:29,920
Is there any way
you can give me another chance?
370
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:33,213
No.
371
00:19:34,555 --> 00:19:36,712
No?
372
00:19:38,226 --> 00:19:39,222
I want to.
373
00:19:39,386 --> 00:19:44,301
You have no idea
how much I want to, but I can't.
374
00:19:45,067 --> 00:19:47,773
I trusted you, and now
I can never do that again.
375
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:48,641
Lina, I--
376
00:19:48,818 --> 00:19:49,483
You know, what's funny?
377
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:55,902
I...I really thought crushing my feet
was the worst you'd ever hurt me.
378
00:19:57,485 --> 00:19:59,363
Good-bye, Richie.
379
00:19:59,538 --> 00:20:00,283
But I just--
380
00:20:00,455 --> 00:20:02,992
Good-bye.
381
00:20:27,266 --> 00:20:29,391
Oh, thank you so much
for having us.
382
00:20:29,566 --> 00:20:31,312
The food was amazing.
383
00:20:31,486 --> 00:20:33,100
I'm so glad you came.
384
00:20:33,277 --> 00:20:36,651
I just hope, you know,
it wasn't awkward for you guys.
385
00:20:36,826 --> 00:20:39,742
You know,
being the only gay people.
386
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,200
Oh...
387
00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:47,240
You know,
it didn't feel that way.
388
00:20:47,290 --> 00:20:51,840
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